The "Holey Moley" golf ball is full of potential.
Once tapped, it's off on a journey
where anything can happen.
It can get stuck in a trap...
fly into the drink, sail through obstacles with ease,
and maybe, just maybe become a stunning hole in one.
He did it! It's a hole in one!
That's a hole in one! Whoo!
Ah, yes, I know where you're going with this.
No matter what you do in life, like that golf ball,
we all end up being dropped
in a cold, dark hole in the ground, all alone.
That got dark really, really fast.
You depressed? You okay? What...?
I'm not okay.
I mean, that $250,000 is a lot of moola
to dangle in front of my face all season.
Rob, if you want to go for the grand prize, you should.
But keep in mind, if you don't win the $250,000,
it's gonna be a massive pay cut. What do you mean?
The ones who don't win don't get paid that much?
They don't get paid at all.
Pfft! Pbht! Screw that noise.
What a bunch of suckers.
They're pathetic.
Tonight... Oh, my God.
...eight world‐class athletes,
three rounds of extreme mini golf, one winner.
A final putt that's gonna be worth
a quarter of a million dollars.
Hi, everybody. I'm Joe Tessitore.
I'm Rob Riggle.
This is...
"3D."
"In 2D."
Hey, it's a beautiful, clear night
here at "Holey Moley."
You can see the stars in the sky as our golfers get ready.
Top‐notch competitors set to do battle.
1, 2, 3, Holey Moley!
Ah. What?
I don't know what's going on here.
What do we got? Oh.
The heck? Look at that. I got rice in my pocket.
Why?
I ‐‐ I wore this to my cousin's wedding, that's why.
What do you mean? You wore this jacket
and these pants to your cousin's wedding?
Uh, yeah, these are my clothes, Joe.
But you have other clothes, Rob.
I'm sure you have other clothes at home
that you could've worn and would be more appropriate
to wear to a wedding.
Well, don't be ridiculous. Of course I do.
I have several duplicates of this outfit.
I keep them in a rotation throughout the week.
You don't have any other clothes
other than your "Holey Moley" wardrobe?
I don't ‐‐ I don't understand the question.
All right.
Here's how things work tonight, folks.
Round 1, eight golfers, they face off.
The winners will compete in a sudden‐death Round 2.
Only the best will make it to the final round,
and that's where you play for the plaid jacket,
the cherished Gold Putter,
and a chance to make the season finale,
where one of our champions will make a putt
worth a quarter of a million dollars.
You wear this entire suit
when you're sleeping at night, too?
This is what you ‐‐ What?
No. I'm not crazy.
I take my jacket off.
All right, let's head down to the green
for tonight's first matchup.
Now into the mountains on Agony of Defeat.
Golfers ski down the slope,
launching themselves as far as they can.
Whoever goes further into the water
gets the better ball position on the tee.
Aaaaah!
The Alpine horns play.
Same song. They only know one song.
Are they reading the music? Sheet music?
Are they reading music?
They have sheet music for this?
Wait. You just hold. There's no valves.
How many different songs do you think you could ‐‐
Joe, Joe, respect now.
Whoo! Okay, we are ready for Round 1 action
between Jess Negromonte and Kyler Sauer
here on the Agony of Defeat.
Hi, world. I'm Kyler Sauer. I'm 30 years old.
From Thousand Oaks, California, and I'm a firefighter paramedic.
I'm a former professional golfer
but gave that up to chase my dream of being a firefighter.
I wanted to become a firefighter from a very young age,
but I've been playing mini golf
since I could put a putter in my hand.
I may not be a pro golfer anymore,
but I'll tell you what ‐‐
I've got the chops to win "Holey Moley."
I'm about to set this competition on fire.
Hi, everyone.
My name is Jess Negromonte,
I'm 32 years old and originally from Brazil.
The Brazilian Bombshell is here to sweep the competition.
I currently live in Las Vegas, and I'm a caddy.
If I'm not caddying, I'm golfing,
so I'm always on the course.
Since I was 3 years old,
my father owned the only mini golf in the city in Brazil.
If I win "Holey Moley,"
I know that would mean everything for my dad.
Dad, I love you.
Whoo!
There's Jess Negromonte.
Let's go.
Jess Negromonte, here she goes.
Oh!
Headfirst here on Agony of Defeat.
How do you like the form here, Riggle?
Uh, that looks like a ‐‐
22. That's a 22. That's a 24.
Look where her ‐‐ That is not a 24.
Look where the splash is.
It's not a 24 at all. Hold on.
What are you talking about right here?
Well, I'm gonna draw a straight line.
Yeah, you draw a straight line.
That's 24.
First of all, that's slanted.
Da, da, da, da. Don't touch! That's not straight.
And there, my friend... That's slanted, too.
...is 23.
Big Daddy calls it.
23 feet.
That's the mark to beat for Kyler Sauer.
I got this right. Mm.
Does he look a little anxious to you, Rob?
He does.
Here he goes. Oh.
Whoo!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
He did a somersault! That was a mess in midair.
I don't think he defeated her at all.
I think Jess is gonna have the better ball position here.
Not bad.
Here he goes. Oh, he missed.
His foot slipped. That's what it was.
And then he ends up on his back.
Where's the first entry point? On his back?
There? Right there? Yes.
That's what it looks like to me.
That looks like it's 21 feet right there, and it is!
So Jess Negromonte will have the better ball position.
She's got steel springs for legs,
coiled up and shot like a rocket.
Kyler Sauer, further ball placement
here on Agony of Defeat.
Making that a little bit harder.
Aiming to get the ball over the ramp.
Laser‐focused.
Little bounce, comes back off the ramp.
Nice line.
Ooh. Oh.
And right in front of the lederhosen‐clad Alpine horn.
Jess Negromonte,
she's in a much better position than Kyler was.
Let's see what she can do with that.
Tee shot.
Just the most gentle stroke.
Up over the ramp. Let's see where this settles in.
Not bad.
So now Kyler's right back in things.
Both golfers sitting 1, tension mounting.
Second shot for Jess.
And she drops it in.
Nailed it! Nice putt.
So mark it 2 for Jess Negromonte.
Wow. Now the heat directly on Kyler.
Why'd you have to do me like that?
You got this.
Or not.
Kyler Sauer, who played college golf.
If he misses this one, Jess Negromonte wins.
And she does so!
It's done.
It is time to celebrate.
Yes! Whoo!
She's doing the Brazilian Hot Foot.
Samba.
From the Agony of Defeat to the thrill of victory
for Jess Negromonte.
She's off to Round 2.
Jess, your family used to own
a mini‐golf course in Brazil.
How does it feel right now to win?
Oh, my God, it feels amazing.
My dad would be so proud of me right now.
Yes!
Well, listen, Kyler "Sawyer" ‐‐
Sauer. Oh, yeah.
Where are you getting "Sawyer" from?
I'm trying to jazz it up.
Sauer is not very... You know.
You have a lot of options with your first name,
you know that?
Bob, Bobby, Rob, Robby...
Robert. Robert. Yeah.
Big R. That's right.
Thunderstick.
Thunderstick?
Who the hell has ever called you Thunderstick?
I mean, I can't talk about it right now, Joe,
but all my golf buddies.
That's ‐‐ Why? What did you...?
That's weird. Anyway...
Good evening. Kevin Negandhi here.
Stephen Curry is settling in
with his NBA teammates from the Warriors,
so we are expecting something big.
I'd love to start by saying
this continues to be a really dumbass idea.
Thanks, Draymond.
I think it's no secret, you know,
that my efforts to make Holey Moley
a major‐league sport
have not been an unbridled success just yet,
but today, I'm proud to announce our newest sponsor,
a giant in the new‐sports sector.
Holey Moley!
Wait. So, Holey Moley's sponsor is Holey Moley?
How does that even work, bro?
It works great. Total synergy.
There's no middle man at all.
Right now, we're in negotiations with ourselves
to build the Holey Moley Holey Moley Center
in Scottsdale.
Just one picture on that?
That's big news, guys. Come on.
Stephen Curry and his Holey Moley gambit
is back in the news.
Ah, genius business move or a blatant cash grab?
It's been a tough start for Holey Moley.
I think any sponsor should be careful before they sign on.
He needs to focus on basketball.
That's what he needs to focus on, not mini golf.
I thought it was a joke. Is it real?
I mean, it might be real, but is it really real?
I didn't think it was real.
Welcome back to more Round 1 action
here on "Holey Moley."
It's time to tee off
from one of our most loved holes this season.
♪ Uranus, Uranus ♪
♪ It's back in play ♪
♪ Uranus, Uranus ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
Pull out your loose change.
It's The Parcade.
Golfers send their ball up the face
of our giant pinball machine
and try to land it one of five
iconic Holey Moley holes.
Then, they have to jump over giant pinball flippers
without getting dunked.
Otherwise, it's a stroke penalty.
Aubrey Deans and Cindy Wu.
Whoo!
This is an interesting matchup.
My name is Cindy Wu.
I live in Las Vegas, and I'm a blackjack dealer.
I am the Lucky Lady.
I am the Lucky Lady because luck is always on my side.
If you're not gambling in Vegas, you're golfing in Vegas.
I'm a very fierce competitor.
Everybody underestimates me,
but wait till I get on that course.
I am proud to represent Vegas, and I want to make golf sexy.
I can't wait to deal out those birdies.
You're probably wondering
why my mouth isn't moving.
That's because I'm meditating.
You're in my head right now.
Hi. I'm Aubrey Deans, from Sunnyvale, California.
I'm 37 years old, and I practice holistic medicine.
I'm known as the Golfing Guru because I bring my background
of meditation and yoga to the golf course.
When I take on these obstacles, I'm gonna be in the Matrix.
Nothing will take me down.
Aubrey Deans, the Golfing Guru.
Says he likes to meditate before he plays.
He's been golfing since he was 7 years old.
Let's go! Let's do this!
Roll your sleeves up. It's about to get serious.
Boy, Cindy really smacks it up a little bit.
Yeah, she is laying it down.
Boy, oh, boy.
Yes! Just like that! Let's go!
This is it.
Holey Moley, baby!
Aubrey sizing up Uranus.
Oh, look at that.
He got it in Uranus!
He's gonna have a shot here, Riggle!
Watch this as it comes out of Uranus!
Oh, my God! Oh!
Oh, my God, yes.
How about that Aubrey Deans?
That's a very neat putt and a great position on the green.
Don't you worry. I'm coming for you.
I am definitely coming for you.
Cindy Wu.
Just pushing this guy to the edge.
Aubrey has to get over these flippers here.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Aubrey, flipper ‐‐
Ohh!
Exactly what you said.
He attacked it ‐‐ hit it on the downward slope.
Oh, here we go.
You have to time it better than that.
You can't time it where the other flipper
is gonna nearly impale you.
Stroke penalty here on The Parcade.
And now we say hello to Cindy Wu.
Cindy off the right side, takes a bounce.
It's in play.
That is going right towards Putter Ducky.
Let's go! Whoo‐hoo!
And here it comes on to the green. Oh.
Watch this bounce, Riggle!
This could be good.
Oh! Oh, just off to the side.
Wow. Nearly aced it.
And she is in perfect position to defeat Aubrey Deans
if she can make it over the flippers.
And it's a big if.
She's on the downward, too!
And she can't hang on.
Rob, take us through the physics of what you see.
All right, as you can see, this is going down,
which means she's going down.
And what happens?
Ugh! Yeah.
Uggghhh!
Now she has no air in her body.
No.
So when she does come up,
I want you to notice the look on her face.
Actually ‐‐ That's not ‐‐
That is the look of an assassin.
I wonder who she's eyeing there.
Oh, my gosh, look at this.
And, of course,
Course Marshal Colin returns the death stare.
Aubrey Deans, the Golfing Guru,
channeling the perfect putt.
What's he got?
Oh, no! Oh.
He lips out, leaving the door open for Cindy Wu!
He lips out as it slid off,
so now Cindy Wu could take The Parcade right here.
The blackjack dealer from Vegas.
Does she have what it takes?
She's hot! She did it!
I knew it.
Oh, my God.
And her dream remains.
Cindy Wu is on to round number 2.
Oh, my God.
Course Marshal Joe just appeared.
Where has he been?
He's been in the parking lot.
Like he always is, wandering around
until somebody goes and gets him.
I think there's a dumpster back there.
Of course, you can tell it's Joe by the unhemmed pants.
He's stepping on his own pants with every strut he takes.
You're never gonna have good‐looking clothes
if you sleep in them.
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
Rob, am I, uh, slightly off,
or is the color of our water
almost a greenish hue here?
Well, it's basically urine.
Oh, wait a second. Hold on. I'm sorry.
I'm hearing something from our director.
He's asking me not to say that again.
Okay.
What about pee‐pee?
Okay, aah.
That was as clear no. Got it, yes.
We'll just say it's green.
Let's get over to Jeannie Mai
to find out more about our next hole.
I hope these golfers are ready to shred some gnar
here on Turfing USA.
Golfers putt across this great blue wave
and surf on over to the other side
to finish up the hole.
If their butts end up in the water, they'll lose a stroke.
Good stuff, Jeannie.
We've got a special matchup coming your way right now.
It is time for Kristen Wilson
against Coach Coop.
You ready? Whoo!
Good luck, good luck.
What's up? My name is Anthony Cooper.
I'm from Oakland, California, and I'm known as Coach Coop.
I'm a basketball coach.
I've coached every level you can think of,
from little bitties all the way to the pros.
I've coached at the highest level, the NBA,
and now I'm ready to putt at the highest level.
I might be a new golfer,
but whatever Holey Moley throws at me, I'll be ready.
What I want to say to my opponents ‐‐
Go ahead and get out of here.
You're getting benched.
It's my time to shine.
Step right up! Everybody, step right up!
Come see Kristen Wilson compete in Holey Moley!
I'm Kristen Wilson, 32 years old,
from West Hollywood, California,
and I'm the carnie of Holey Moley.
Carnies are people, like my family and me,
who own and operate carnivals.
Being a carnie child was the best.
I've played mini golf since the day I could walk.
But nothing compares to this awesome Holey Moley course,
and the carnie of Holey Moley is about to take it home.
Here's Kristen Wilson's tee shot
on Turfing USA.
Massive wave to get to the green.
Oh, this is like "Point Break" wave here.
It sure is. Former cheerleader.
There we go.
That's a good‐looking putt there, Riggle.
Off the back ramp. Oh!
And it comes back!
Oh, wow! Whoo‐hoo!
Superb.
Right out of the gates.
Now she has to get herself to the green.
Can she surf her way there without going into the water?
Oh. Oh!
Loses her balance, then off the back end!
All of a sudden, she was at the back of the surfboard.
She had no shot after that, Rob.
This has a powerful jolt, forcing our contestant here...
See? That's our contestant.
She's gonna be thrust backwards.
That's what's going on here, Joe,
in case you couldn't see with your own eyeballs.
So she has a stroke penalty.
Coach Coop, as he is known.
A long career in coaching basketball.
I like this track suit, Joe.
Do you think he had that made, custom?
It looks custom, doesn't it?
I got to get one of those.
All right, here's Coach Coop.
Oh! It takes a hop over that last ridge
and goes into the sand.
That's tough.
Okay. So, Kristen Wilson
is really in perfect position.
You got it.
All right.
He does have the opportunity to make up for that
if he can stay dry
and surf his way to the green. Hang on!
Here comes that opening surge that you talk about, Rob.
He can handle it, though.
He's got the good defensive posture.
Oh! It got to him!
Wow.
Like, you should honestly be so embarrassed with them.
I'm gonna break it down for you.
It's over. So there's not much to break down.
Well, yeah.
And go ‐‐ "Aah!"
Coach Coop, if you had any friends
that are watching the show right now,
I'm sure they're having a good laugh.
All right, Cooper from the sand here.
Go ahead and give it a shot. Give it a shot.
This is a tricky putt, Rob.
Very tricky putt.
No.
Pushes it wide left. All right.
So, he sits 3,
and Kristen Wilson will have the chance
for the win here on Turfing USA.
The carnie of Holey Moley.
She grew up with her family
owning amusement parks and carnivals
and traveling around the country as a kid.
Thank you. You're welcome.
I'm a carnivore, too.
Not carnivore, a carnie.
Oh, yeah, there's a big difference.
For the win, Wilson.
Oh! There it is! Wow!
Kristen Wilson! Clutch!
Great job. The 32‐year‐old former cheerleader.
She's off to the second round.
Who will get that last spot in Round 2?
Let's head over to our next hole,
the prehistoric Putt‐A‐Saurus.
Fascinating matchup in front of us.
It is Luis Calderon, a 22‐year‐old amateur boxer
from Western Massachusetts
against Krista Cleary,
from right here in the hometown of Santa Clarita, California.
Hi. I'm Krista Cleary. I'm 25 years old.
I'm so excited to be on "Holey Moley"
to combine my two favorite things,
mini golf and line dancing,
so I can two‐step my way through the competition.
I'm the two‐putt two‐stepper.
I always putt with confidence.
And using my hips like I do in line dancing,
these boots right here, they're made for putting ‐‐
and winning.
Hi. I'm Luis Calderon.
I'm from Springfield, Massachusetts,
and I'm an amateur boxer.
I have been a competitive boxer since I was 13 years old.
I have never been knocked down,
and I'm not going to get knocked down in "Holey Moley."
Boxing and mini‐golfing, it's kind of the same thing.
You're just pretty much focusing on one thing ‐‐
to knock out this competition.
All right, so here's the deal here on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
The object is to win this opening race
over the bones of the tar pit.
Whoever touches that fossilized bone first
gets the better ball position.
Then you need to get the ball up
and over the remaining bones to the green.
Hey, Joe, fun fact for you ‐‐
I happen to know all the names of the dinosaurs.
All right, what do we got for names?
I'll write them down. Okay.
Tetraphonius.
Uh‐huh.
Nambi raptor.
Gassasaurus.
I‐I'm sorry?
Gary, Ethan, uh...
Oh, Irritator.
It's a myth, actually, that they went extinct.
Dinosaurs are still around.
Krista and Luis will have to race
over the bones of the tar pit.
Look at Luis.
Look at that!
He made it look easy.
Oh, Krista was doing so good, and she just kind of bailed.
And he's rooting her on to the finish.
The footwork of a boxer...
Yeah. ...he made that look so easy.
As if he was barely touching the bones.
Like a gazelle.
Calderon your winner here in the tar‐pit race,
so he'll get the better tee‐shot position.
Oh, my God, you're covered in mud!
That was so much fun!
Wait a second. Did they get drunk
since they got out of the mud put?
Look at your hair.
Since the tar pit to now,
they have definitely done shots.
Quite honestly, in the 20 seconds
it took them to get out of the mud pit
and come over to the green, they got hammered.
I'm gonna get this.
Yeah? Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Krista Cleary will be up first.
The line dancer.
She has the longer tee shot.
Not bad from that angle.
It's a long putt, bouncing around the bones.
Yeah!
That's gonna be a challenging putt
from that position with the ridge in play.
Luis Calderon now has a golden opportunity.
Remember, he won the tar‐pit race,
so he has the better tee position.
Oh, it gets some air. Oh, boy.
Powerful putt.
Rebound.
Gets through the skull, bounces off the bone.
What a kick.
Okay. Okay.
He has a very challenging putt from there.
That's gonna be ‐‐ Oh, it's gonna be so difficult.
Yeah, baby.
We're gonna go to commercial.
We got more to settle when we come back.
Do we need to come back?
Yeah.
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
During the commercial break, Krista Cleary and Luis Calderon
went head‐to‐head on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
Oh!
How did that stay out?
She will tap in for a 4.
That cleared the path for Luis finally holing out
for the win.
Whoo!
Good job, good job.
He scores that final position and is one step closer
to a shot at a quarter million dollars.
Let's head straight into our sudden‐death Round 2 action,
where only the best survive
to that third, final round
to play for a championship
here in season 3 of "Holey Moley."
Well, it is time for Holey Matrimony,
and this is quite the hole.
Our golfers have to send their putts down the pathway
and onto the dance floor, then take the leap of faith.
Fall head‐over‐heels into the water,
and it's a stroke penalty.
W‐What is Rob doing down there?
Dearly beloved, we are gathered on the green here today
to celebrate the love between Course Marshal Colin and Taylor.
Whoo!
And now, do you, Colin, take Taylor
to be your one and only putt
as long as you both shall play mini golf?
I do.
And, uh, Taylor, same to you, same question.
I do. Ah! All right.
Just wonderful.
I've never seen anything like it!
It is my honor to present to you
Mr. and Mrs. Course Marshal Colin.
And there it is, the first wedding at "Holey Moley."
Never thought I'd say that.
Now will somebody please go get Rob?
Whoo!
Jess Negromonte, Kristen Wilson.
Now, Jess grew up on a family‐owned mini‐golf course,
and Kristen grew up at carnivals that were run by her family.
Fairy wedding. Now only one will survive,
and they have to get through Holey Matrimony to do it.
Cute! You look cute!
You look cute. Look at this.
Both of their outfits are lovely.
However, I think they're gonna be soaking wet
and really, really heavy.
Here's Jess.
Confident putt from Jess.
Nice putt.
See what kind of kick it takes.
Oh, oh. She got a weird last‐second bounce.
Okay.
She is on to the green, right at the base of the ridge.
And now they will fire up the conveyor belt of love.
Wow.
Oh, my God, this thing is fast.
She's looking very apprehensive.
Oh, my God.
Okay, hold on.
Here she goes.
Watch out, Jess.
You got it!
Well, that was just a straight jump in.
Jess goes off the edge and just plunges into the water.
Look at this. She was like, "Oh, forget it."
Right now, about a thousand daggers are hitting her body
'cause that's like jumping off the Titanic.
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
There's iceberg warnings.
Is it too soon for Titanic jokes?
What's it been, a hundred and...
It's been 108 years.
Yeah, I think you're good. We're good?
I don't think it's too soon at 108.
We good on 108? I mean, the movie killed.
Yeah. No pun intended.
Okay.
All right, Kristen Wilson.
Here we go.
Who used to sneak off to play mini golf
when her family was in the carnival business.
Remember, her rival, Jess, is on the green.
Takes the bounce.
That's a nice kick.
Does it ‐‐ Can it get over the ridge?
Just short of making the dance floor.
That was dangerously close.
Not too bad.
All right.
She's also recently engaged.
So hope that ring doesn't come off
on the bottom of the pool.
The Conveyor Belt of Love is cranked up to high.
All righty, here we go.
Can she get through that ring?
Here she goes. She's not running.
She's going the wrong way.
What's going on?
Ohh! Oh!
Boy, oh, boy, that is a way to sprain an ankle.
She's swimming, though, so that's a good sign.
All right, take us through it, Riggs.
All right, here we go.
She's going, and she's like, "I like it,"
then she says, "No, I don't like it."
And then she says, "I like it" again.
And then she goes, "I gotta go!"
And just, "Aah!"
All right, here we go.
Well done to both ladies, by the way.
Coming out of ice‐cold water,
they both look fantastic still.
They really do.
Kristen is away.
You got this.
Had a big win on Turfing USA in Round 1.
Now playing to try to make the finals
here on this episode of "Holey Moley."
Hold on a second there, Joe.
It looks like she's got some seaweed caught on her head.
Can that be? I think that's just her veil.
Oh, lot of gas. Too much.
Much too much.
All right.
Whew! Come on.
Just got to get over. Okay.
Jess Negromonte has a very tough position
on the green.
This for the win on Holey Matrimony.
Oh!
Whoo!
A miraculous putt!
Wow! How about that?!
Nice job. Nice job.
And Jess is dancing to the final.
She's gonna be playing for that Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket, and a chance at a quarter million dollars.
You know what's gonna be even better, though?
When we come back after this short break, right here on ABC.
I'm coming back. I'll come back after that.
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
This is a Round 2 showdown for a trip to the final hole.
It's time for Fishing Hole.
Take Me Fishing sponsors this hole.
Takemefishing.org.
Yeah, a great resource of recreational fishing, boating.
I don't know if it's a great resource
in terms of how to avoid three giant jumping fish.
Just your eyes. That's right.
That should help you avoid... Yep, that should, yep.
...the three massive, whale‐size fish.
Here's how this hole plays.
Golfers have to putt their ball
over the narrow bridge and onto the green.
Then our golfers have to dodge those giant jumping fish.
And if you get knocked off, it'll be a stroke penalty.
Whoo! Yeah, yeah!
Cindy Wu and Luis Calderon,
these were two very impressive
Round 1 competitors for us, Rob.
Give me a high five.
Whoo!
Of course, he's a boxer.
His favorite quote is,
"I punch people in the face for fun," Joe.
Right.
I do the same, I'll be honest.
Uh, let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got. Come on.
Cindy Wu, who's the blackjack dealer from Vegas,
she said she's proud to make golf sexy. No, I'll take it back.
Um, I believe we established in Season 1,
if I'm not mistaken, that I...
my good friend, brought sexy back to golf.
And can I just say, once I brought sexy back...
Yes. ...to golf,
uh, it never left.
Did you just, like, make love to the camera?
Did you ‐‐ No, I was just ‐‐
just putting the heat, putting a vibe out.
Cindy Wu, her tee shot from the boat
here on the Fishing Hole.
Ohh!
Catches the ridge.
Ridge is out of play.
Cindy Wu is in good shape.
That's a great leave.
Okay. Whoa, what's going on here?
Rob, look at this. What's going on here?
I mean, Cindy Wu is going Rocky Balboa.
You have to time this out perfectly,
and there's barely any room on that bridge.
Aah! What is going on here?
What ‐‐ What is this? What? Aah!
She literally just ran up into the fish!
Look at this. Aah!
Joe, what was that?
Aah!
So it'll be a stroke penalty for Cindy Wu.
So now Luis Calderon, tee shot on the Fishing Hole.
Taking the robe off is a very serious move by any boxer.
Time to fight. He needs a little fight in him here.
Underneath those giant jumping fish
to the green on the other side.
Good putt. Boy, they're close to each other.
Oh!
Luis Calderon looks like just the edge of that ridge
may be in play for him. Yeah!
He's a boxer getting ready for a knockout blow.
Whoo!
I remember Luis was incredibly light of foot
as he bounced across the ribs.
Yeah, on Putt‐A‐Saurus. Yes.
But no matter what you do, Joe,
you are not coming out of this dry.
Whoo!
Whoo‐hoo. Whoo‐hoo‐hoo, my God.
What is he doing?
He's timing.
Calderon has ‐‐
Oh! Oh!
Luis Calderon, in my opinion, doing it right.
Boom. Now stop. Stop.
Now take your time.
When this goes back, make your move again.
He doesn't. He panics.
He goes low and takes it right there.
Let's go, champ!
All right, it's in your blood! You know it!
Here's the third putt for Luis Calderon.
Rob, you think he's gonna sink it?
There's a lot on the line here.
I'm putting it anywhere from zero to 2% that he makes it.
Zero to 2%? Yeah.
There's ‐‐ You have a ‐‐
You have a 98% fail rate here on Luis?
And I would be right.
All right, repeat after me, Luis.
Go, Cindy!
Go, Cindy, into the water!
So, Cindy Wu is gonna be putting
to make the final round.
This for the win, Cindy Wu.
And it's in the cup. Never a doubt.
And Cindy Wu is off to the final round on "Holey Moley."
She conquers the Fishing Hole.
And our Lucky Lady from Vegas
will be playing for The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.
She's got a lot of momentum
heading into that final round, Rob.
Why not?
Cindy Wu, first round winner,
second round winner.
Time to play for it all.
Stone cold Cindy Wu.
Welcome back to "Holey Moley,"
and here we are, the final round.
Here I come!
Whoo! Yeah!
So much on the line for our two champions.
I'm Cindy. Jess.
They have proven themselves very tough and steely.
Jess, a 32‐year‐old model caddy.
Cindy, a 27‐year‐old blackjack dealer.
They're playing for that prized plaid jacket.
They're going for The Golden Putter
and the chance to putt for a quarter million dollars
in the season finale.
Right now, "Holey Moley's"
resident golf pro extraordinaire Stephen Curry
is here to run us through the next hole.
I hear sleigh bells, which can only mean one thing ‐‐
'Tis the season for more mini golf at the Ho Ho Hole.
Golfers start by putting up a steep brick slope.
If they make it in Santa's Special,
their ball will be redirected to the fireplace,
the best spot on the green.
To meet their ball on the green,
golfers will grab hold of Santa's sleigh
and zip‐line straight into the North Pole.
Now, there are various approaches
to latching on to the pole.
There's the mistletoe... Whoa!
...the flailing snow angel,
and my personal favorite...
Aah!
...the nutcracker.
And if they fall in the water, it's a stroke penalty.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
What's up with the Santa Clauses?
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
I mean... Eh.
They're not getting any better. No.
I feel like they're getting worse over time.
Ho, ho, ho, ho! I like this Santa.
That's my Sa‐‐ If I'm picking a Santa,
that's the one I'm picking right there.
Well, he's got the moves.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
You see this? Got Naughty,
Nice, Santa's Special.
Joe, so far, we've had a lot
of people on the naughty list.
It'd be nice to see someone get it
into Santa's special place or a nice list, you know?
That'd be ‐‐ Take anything.
Cindy Wu was victorious on Fishing Hole.
Wow, she blasted that.
It's off to the side. Go! Whoo!
And...
Nice! Nice!
Nice. It is Nice
as her ball will come out from between the presents.
And there it is, right in front of the Christmas tree.
Let's go!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Not the worst, not the best,
but a winnable position for Cindy Wu to be in.
And the North Pole awaits.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Will she end up in the water?
Got to hold on!
Oh! Oh! Wow!
That was perfect!
Wow!
Right on her feet, standing up!
A championship‐level pro performance here by Cindy Wu.
Nailed the landing. Nailed all of it.
That was truly impressive.
You think about what Stephen Curry and his vision
for this year of "Holey Moley" is, of saying,
"Hey, I want to take this sport pro,
and these are the kind of athletes I'm looking for."
That's the pressure that now Jess Negromonte faces,
the Brazilian Bombshell, as she is known.
Can she get that center channel?
Can she get there?
Pressure is on.
No. Far, far left.
Trying to avoid Naughty. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Nice. And she does.
She will have a very similar position
on the green to Cindy Wu.
They're right on top of each other.
Whoo!
But can she match what Cindy Wu was able to do
and stay dry?
Oh, my God.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Can Jess hold on?
Aah!
Oh, she goes spinning off of the pole!
That was a disaster.
Watch how she gets spun around.
Aah! Oh, she smashed her face.
Look, right there, Joe.
All the blood has left her extremities, her brain,
and is all in her heart.
Look at her eyes. Those are crazy eyes, Joe.
That's misery. Pure misery.
Classic "Holey Moley"!
All right, I got this. Let's go, Cindy.
Whoo!
Cindy Wu may be closing in on a championship
if she can stay the course here.
Has her good luck as a blackjack dealer in Vegas
followed her here to "Holey Moley"?
For the win and a trip to the season finale.
Oh! Cindy misses!
She blasted it.
Kept it just to the left.
This is the most weather‐affected hole
we have ever had in the history of "Holey Moley."
No putt is safe on this.
May be helpful for Negromonte to realize,
you know, what too much speed
can look like against that ridge.
Can she get it over the ridge?
Can she do it?
Negromonte for a 3.
Oh! Never had a chance.
It burned the edge, there!
Did not burn the edge. It was pretty darn close.
I did not like that effort at all.
You got to get to the final,
and you're not going for the heart of it?
That means Cindy Wu will be putting for the win.
She's in position to score well here.
This for The Golden Putter and the plaid jacket
and a chance at a quarter million.
Maybe.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, wow!
Cindy Wu.
Let's go! Whoo!
The blackjack dealer from Vegas just hit the jackpot.
Takes the plaid jacket and The Golden Putter.
Stephen Curry is gonna have the special message
for Cindy Wu.
Congratulations.
The mini golf gods have shined ‐‐ sho‐‐
shined their light upon you.
Yeah! And you are officially
a world‐class mini golfer.
Wear this jacket and tell the world of your achievement.
I also left 50 bucks in the pocket for you.
That's if Course Marshal Joe didn't get to it first.
But great job.
Oh, and a snow angel to celebrate victory.
As always, thanks for being with us.
We'll see you next time right here on "Holey Moley."