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Tessitore: The "Holey Moley"
golf ball is full of potential.
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Once tapped,
it's off on a journey
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where anything can happen.
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It can get stuck in a trap...
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fly into the drink, sail through
obstacles with ease,
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and maybe, just maybe become
a stunning hole in one.
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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Riggle: He did it!
It's a hole in one!
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That's a hole in one!
Whoo!
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Ah, yes, I know where
you're going with this.
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No matter what you do in life,
like that golf ball,
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we all end up
being dropped
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in a cold, dark hole
in the ground, all alone.
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That got dark
really, really fast.
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You depressed? You okay?
What...?
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I'm not okay.
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I mean, that $250,000
is a lot of moola
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to dangle in front of
my face all season.
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Rob, if you want to go
for the grand prize, you should.
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But keep in mind,
if you don't win the $250,000,
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it's gonna be
a massive pay cut.
What do you mean?
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The ones who don't win
don't get paid that much?
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They don't get paid
at all.
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Pfft! Pbht!
Screw that noise.
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[ Laughs ]
What a bunch of suckers.
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They're pathetic.
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Tonight...
Oh, my God.
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...eight world‐class
athletes,
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three rounds of extreme
mini golf, one winner.
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A final putt
that's gonna be worth
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a quarter of a million
dollars.
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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I'm Rob Riggle.
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This is...
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Together:
"Holey Moley: 3D."
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"In 2D."
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Hey, it's a beautiful,
clear night
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here at "Holey Moley."
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You can see the stars in the sky
as our golfers get ready.
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Top‐notch competitors
set to do battle.
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1, 2, 3,
Holey Moley!
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Ah.
What?
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I don't know
what's going on here.
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What do we got?
Oh.
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The heck?
Look at that.
I got rice in my pocket.
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Why?
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I ‐‐ I wore this to my cousin's
wedding, that's why.
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What do you mean?
You wore this jacket
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and these pants
to your cousin's wedding?
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Uh, yeah,
these are my clothes, Joe.
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But you have
other clothes, Rob.
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I'm sure you have
other clothes at home
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that you could've worn
and would be more appropriate
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to wear to a wedding.
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Well, don't be ridiculous.
Of course I do.
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I have several duplicates
of this outfit.
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I keep them in a rotation
throughout the week.
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You don't have
any other clothes
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other than your
"Holey Moley" wardrobe?
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I don't ‐‐ I don't
understand the question.
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[ Sighs ] All right.
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Here's how things
work tonight, folks.
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Round 1, eight golfers,
they face off.
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The winners will compete
in a sudden‐death Round 2.
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Only the best will make it
to the final round,
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and that's where you play
for the plaid jacket,
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the cherished Gold Putter,
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and a chance to make
the season finale,
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where one of our champions
will make a putt
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worth a quarter of a million
dollars.
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You wear
this entire suit
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when you're sleeping
at night, too?
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This is what you ‐‐
What?
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[ Chuckles ] No.
I'm not crazy.
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I take my jacket off.
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All right, let's head down
to the green
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for tonight's
first matchup.
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Now into the mountains
on Agony of Defeat.
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Golfers ski down the slope,
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launching themselves
as far as they can.
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Whoever goes further
into the water
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gets the better
ball position on the tee.
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Aaaaah!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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The Alpine horns play.
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Same song.
They only know one song.
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Are they reading the music?
Sheet music?
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Are they reading music?
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They have sheet music
for this?
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Wait. You just hold.
There's no valves.
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[ Horns playing ]
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How many different songs
do you think you could ‐‐
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Joe, Joe, respect now.
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[ Laughs ]
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Whoo!
Okay, we are ready
for Round 1 action
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between Jess Negromonte
and Kyler Sauer
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here on
the Agony of Defeat.
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Hi, world. I'm Kyler Sauer.
I'm 30 years old.
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From Thousand Oaks, California,
and I'm a firefighter paramedic.
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[ Siren wailing ]
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I'm a former professional golfer
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but gave that up to chase
my dream of being a firefighter.
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I wanted to become a firefighter
from a very young age,
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but I've been playing mini golf
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since I could put
a putter in my hand.
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I may not be
a pro golfer anymore,
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but I'll tell you what ‐‐
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I've got the chops
to win "Holey Moley."
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I'm about to set this
competition on fire.
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Jess: Hi, everyone.
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My name is Jess Negromonte,
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I'm 32 years old
and originally from Brazil.
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The Brazilian Bombshell is here
to sweep the competition.
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I currently live in Las Vegas,
and I'm a caddy.
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If I'm not caddying,
I'm golfing,
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so I'm always on the course.
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Since I was 3 years old,
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my father owned the only
mini golf in the city in Brazil.
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If I win "Holey Moley,"
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I know that would mean
everything for my dad.
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Dad, I love you.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Whoo!
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There's Jess Negromonte.
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Let's go.
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Jess Negromonte,
here she goes.
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh!
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Headfirst here on
Agony of Defeat.
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How do you like
the form here, Riggle?
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Uh, that
looks like a ‐‐
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22. That's a 22.
That's a 24.
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Look where her ‐‐
That is not a 24.
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Look where the splash is.
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It's not a 24 at all.
Hold on.
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What are you talking
about right here?
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Well, I'm gonna draw
a straight line.
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Yeah, you draw
a straight line.
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That's 24.
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First of all,
that's slanted.
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Da, da, da, da.
Don't touch!
That's not straight.
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And there, my friend...
That's slanted, too.
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...is 23.
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Big Daddy calls it.
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23 feet.
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That's the mark to beat
for Kyler Sauer.
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[ Laughs ]
I got this right. Mm.
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Does he look a little anxious
to you, Rob?
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He does.
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Here he goes.
Oh.
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Whoo!
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Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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He did a somersault!
That was a mess in midair.
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I don't think he defeated
her at all.
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I think Jess is gonna have
the better ball position here.
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Not bad.
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Here he goes.
Oh, he missed.
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His foot slipped.
That's what it was.
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And then he ends up
on his back.
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Where's the first entry point?
On his back?
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There? Right there?
Yes.
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That's what it
looks like to me.
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That looks like it's 21 feet
right there, and it is!
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So Jess Negromonte will have
the better ball position.
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She's got steel springs
for legs,
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coiled up and shot
like a rocket.
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Kyler Sauer,
further ball placement
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here on Agony of Defeat.
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Making that
a little bit harder.
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Aiming to get the ball
over the ramp.
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Laser‐focused.
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Little bounce,
comes back off the ramp.
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Nice line.
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Jess: Ooh.
Kyler: Oh.
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And right in front of
the lederhosen‐clad Alpine horn.
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Jess Negromonte,
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she's in a much better
position than Kyler was.
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Let's see what she can do
with that.
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Tee shot.
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Just the most
gentle stroke.
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Up over the ramp.
Let's see where this settles in.
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Not bad.
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So now Kyler's
right back in things.
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Both golfers sitting 1,
tension mounting.
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Second shot for Jess.
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And she drops it in.
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Nailed it!
Kyler: Nice putt.
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So mark it 2
for Jess Negromonte.
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Wow. Now the heat
directly on Kyler.
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Why'd you have to do me
like that?
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You got this.
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Or not.
[ Laughs ]
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Tessitore: Kyler Sauer,
who played college golf.
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If he misses this one,
Jess Negromonte wins.
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And she does so!
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Riggle: It's done.
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It is time to celebrate.
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Yes! Whoo!
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She's doing
the Brazilian Hot Foot.
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Samba.
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From the Agony of Defeat
to the thrill of victory
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for Jess Negromonte.
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She's off to Round 2.
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Jess, your family
used to own
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a mini‐golf course
in Brazil.
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How does it feel
right now to win?
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Oh, my God,
it feels amazing.
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My dad would be so proud
of me right now.
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Yes!
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Riggle: Well, listen,
Kyler "Sawyer" ‐‐
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Sauer.
Oh, yeah.
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Where are you getting
"Sawyer" from?
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I'm trying
to jazz it up.
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Sauer is not very...
You know.
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You have a lot of
options with your first name,
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you know that?
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Bob, Bobby,
Rob, Robby...
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Robert.
Robert. Yeah.
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Big R.
That's right.
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Thunderstick.
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Thunderstick?
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Who the hell has ever
called you Thunderstick?
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I mean, I can't talk about
it right now, Joe,
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but all
my golf buddies.
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That's ‐‐ Why?
What did you...?
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[ Laughs ]
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That's weird.
Anyway...
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Good evening.
Kevin Negandhi here.
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Stephen Curry is settling in
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with his NBA teammates
from the Warriors,
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so we are expecting
something big.
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I'd love to start
by saying
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this continues to be
a really dumbass idea.
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Thanks, Draymond.
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I think it's no secret,
you know,
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that my efforts
to make Holey Moley
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a major‐league sport
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have not been an unbridled
success just yet,
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but today, I'm proud to
announce our newest sponsor,
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a giant
in the new‐sports sector.
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Holey Moley!
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Wait. So, Holey Moley's
sponsor is Holey Moley?
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How does
that even work, bro?
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It works great.
Total synergy.
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There's no middle man at all.
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Right now, we're in negotiations
with ourselves
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to build the Holey Moley
Holey Moley Center
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in Scottsdale.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Just one picture on that?
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That's big news, guys.
Come on.
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Stephen Curry and his
Holey Moley gambit
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is back in the news.
255
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,882
Ah, genius business move
or a blatant cash grab?
256
00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,134
It's been a tough start
for Holey Moley.
257
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,929
I think any sponsor should
be careful before they sign on.
258
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,599
He needs to focus
on basketball.
259
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,268
That's what he needs
to focus on, not mini golf.
260
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,521
I thought it was a joke.
Is it real?
261
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,606
I mean, it might be real,
but is it really real?
262
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,108
I didn't think it was real.
263
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,736
Tessitore: Welcome back
to more Round 1 action
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here on "Holey Moley."
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It's time to tee off
266
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,200
from one of our most
loved holes this season.
267
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[ Pinball fanfare plays ]
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♪ Uranus, Uranus ♪
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00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,289
♪ It's back in play ♪
270
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,500
♪ Uranus, Uranus ♪
271
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,877
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
272
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,379
Pull out
your loose change.
273
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,298
It's The Parcade.
274
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,925
Golfers send their ball
up the face
275
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,135
of our giant
pinball machine
276
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,262
and try to land it
one of five
277
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,515
iconic Holey Moley holes.
278
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,518
Then, they have to jump over
giant pinball flippers
279
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,187
without getting dunked.
280
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,356
Otherwise,
it's a stroke penalty.
281
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,359
[ Woman screams, crowd groans ]
282
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,194
Aubrey Deans
and Cindy Wu.
283
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,029
Whoo!
284
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,531
This is
an interesting matchup.
285
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,619
My name is Cindy Wu.
286
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,248
I live in Las Vegas,
and I'm a blackjack dealer.
287
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,959
I am the Lucky Lady.
288
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:11,629
I am the Lucky Lady because
luck is always on my side.
289
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:16,134
If you're not gambling in Vegas,
you're golfing in Vegas.
290
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,178
I'm a very fierce competitor.
291
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,804
Everybody underestimates me,
292
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,848
but wait till I get
on that course.
293
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:27,103
I am proud to represent Vegas,
and I want to make golf sexy.
294
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,814
I can't wait to deal out
those birdies.
295
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,026
Aubrey:
You're probably wondering
296
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,986
why my mouth isn't moving.
297
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,197
That's because I'm meditating.
298
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,491
You're in my head right now.
299
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,286
Hi. I'm Aubrey Deans,
from Sunnyvale, California.
300
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,581
I'm 37 years old, and I practice
holistic medicine.
301
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:51,461
I'm known as the Golfing Guru
because I bring my background
302
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,672
of meditation and yoga
to the golf course.
303
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:57,884
When I take on these obstacles,
I'm gonna be in the Matrix.
304
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,135
Nothing will take me down.
305
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,556
[ Cheering ]
306
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,685
Tessitore: Aubrey Deans,
the Golfing Guru.
307
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,480
Says he likes to meditate
before he plays.
308
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,065
He's been golfing
since he was 7 years old.
309
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,692
Let's go!
Let's do this!
310
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,737
Roll your sleeves up.
It's about to get serious.
311
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,074
Boy, Cindy really
smacks it up a little bit.
312
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,825
Yeah, she is
laying it down.
313
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,035
Boy, oh, boy.
314
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,703
Yes! Just like that!
Let's go!
315
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,497
[ Laughs ]
316
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,166
This is it.
317
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,085
Holey Moley, baby!
318
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,879
Tessitore:
Aubrey sizing up Uranus.
319
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,673
Oh, look at that.
320
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,216
He got it in Uranus!
321
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,051
He's gonna have a shot here,
Riggle!
322
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,886
Watch this as it comes
out of Uranus!
323
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,264
Cindy: Oh, my God!
Oh!
324
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,516
Aubrey: Oh, my God, yes.
325
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,768
How about
that Aubrey Deans?
326
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,146
That's a very neat putt and
a great position on the green.
327
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,524
Cindy: Don't you worry.
I'm coming for you.
328
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,484
I am definitely
coming for you.
329
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,111
Cindy Wu.
330
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,072
Just pushing this guy
to the edge.
331
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,741
Aubrey has to get
over these flippers here.
332
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,827
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
333
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,203
[ Laughs ]
334
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,207
Aubrey, flipper ‐‐
335
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,750
Ohh!
336
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,585
Exactly what you said.
[ Laughs ]
337
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,797
He attacked it ‐‐
hit it on the downward slope.
338
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,757
Oh, here we go.
339
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,217
You have to time it
better than that.
340
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,219
You can't time it
where the other flipper
341
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,346
is gonna nearly
impale you.
342
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,099
Stroke penalty here
on The Parcade.
343
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,104
And now we say hello
to Cindy Wu.
344
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,152
Cindy off the right side,
takes a bounce.
345
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,570
It's in play.
346
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,780
That is going right towards
Putter Ducky.
347
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,449
Let's go! Whoo‐hoo!
348
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,825
And here it comes
on to the green.
Oh.
349
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,201
Watch this bounce, Riggle!
350
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,953
This could be good.
351
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,164
Oh!
Oh, just off to the side.
352
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,666
Wow.
Nearly aced it.
353
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,795
And she is in perfect position
to defeat Aubrey Deans
354
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,632
if she can make it
over the flippers.
355
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,844
And it's a big if.
356
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,476
She's on the downward, too!
357
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,479
[ Laughs ]
And she can't hang on.
358
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,439
Rob, take us through
the physics of what you see.
359
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,901
All right, as you can see,
this is going down,
360
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,029
which means
she's going down.
361
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,822
And what happens?
362
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,616
Ugh!
Yeah.
363
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,077
Uggghhh!
364
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,495
Now she has
no air in her body.
365
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,413
No.
366
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,873
So when she does come up,
367
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,627
I want you to notice
the look on her face.
368
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,128
Actually ‐‐
That's not ‐‐
369
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,005
That is the look
of an assassin.
370
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,507
I wonder who
she's eyeing there.
371
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,674
Oh, my gosh,
look at this.
372
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,343
And, of course,
373
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,096
Course Marshal Colin
returns the death stare.
374
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,392
Aubrey Deans,
the Golfing Guru,
375
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,311
channeling the perfect putt.
376
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,147
What's he got?
377
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,363
Oh, no!
Oh.
378
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,156
He lips out, leaving
the door open for Cindy Wu!
379
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,534
He lips out
as it slid off,
380
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,621
so now Cindy Wu could
take The Parcade right here.
381
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,332
The blackjack dealer
from Vegas.
382
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,545
Does she have
what it takes?
383
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,756
She's hot!
She did it!
384
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,633
Aubrey: I knew it.
385
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,759
Oh, my God.
386
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,262
And her dream remains.
387
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,308
Cindy Wu is on
to round number 2.
388
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,521
Oh, my God.
389
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,606
Course Marshal Joe
just appeared.
390
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,899
Where has he been?
391
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,192
He's been
in the parking lot.
392
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,027
Like he always is,
wandering around
393
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,320
until somebody goes
and gets him.
394
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,656
I think there's a dumpster
back there.
395
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:52,451
Of course, you can tell it's Joe
by the unhemmed pants.
396
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,413
He's stepping on his own pants
with every strut he takes.
397
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,165
You're never gonna have
good‐looking clothes
398
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,084
if you sleep in them.
[ Laughs ]
399
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,965
Tessitore: Welcome back to
"Holey Moley."
400
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,884
Rob, am I, uh,
slightly off,
401
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,844
or is the color
of our water
402
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,888
almost a greenish hue
here?
403
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,473
Well,
it's basically urine.
404
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,267
[ Laughs ]
405
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,811
Oh, wait a second.
Hold on. I'm sorry.
406
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,229
I'm hearing something
from our director.
407
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,314
He's asking me
not to say that again.
408
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,648
Okay.
409
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,858
[ Indistinct talking ]
410
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,693
What about pee‐pee?
411
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,195
[ Indistinct screaming ]
Okay, aah.
412
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,697
That was as clear no.
Got it, yes.
413
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,240
We'll just say it's green.
414
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,617
Let's get over
to Jeannie Mai
415
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,660
to find out more
about our next hole.
416
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,830
I hope these golfers are ready
to shred some gnar
417
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,082
here on Turfing USA.
418
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,668
Golfers putt across
this great blue wave
419
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,629
and surf on over
to the other side
420
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,797
to finish up the hole.
421
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:50,551
If their butts end up in the
water, they'll lose a stroke.
422
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,220
Good stuff, Jeannie.
423
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,222
We've got a special matchup
coming your way right now.
424
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,682
It is time
for Kristen Wilson
425
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,267
against Coach Coop.
426
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,435
Anthony: You ready?
Whoo!
427
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,020
Good luck, good luck.
428
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,939
What's up?
My name is Anthony Cooper.
429
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,859
I'm from Oakland, California,
and I'm known as Coach Coop.
430
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,277
I'm a basketball coach.
431
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,196
I've coached every level
you can think of,
432
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,365
from little bitties
all the way to the pros.
433
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,617
I've coached at the highest
level, the NBA,
434
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,953
and now I'm ready to putt
at the highest level.
435
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,872
I might be a new golfer,
436
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,458
but whatever Holey Moley
throws at me, I'll be ready.
437
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,710
What I want to say
to my opponents ‐‐
438
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,420
[ Whistle blows ]
Go ahead and get out of here.
439
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,880
You're getting benched.
440
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,632
It's my time to shine.
441
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,176
Step right up!
Everybody, step right up!
442
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,888
Come see Kristen Wilson
compete in Holey Moley!
443
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,142
I'm Kristen Wilson,
32 years old,
444
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,395
from West Hollywood, California,
445
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,981
and I'm the carnie
of Holey Moley.
446
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,067
Carnies are people,
like my family and me,
447
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,236
who own and operate
carnivals.
448
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,531
Being a carnie child
was the best.
449
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,951
I've played mini golf
since the day I could walk.
450
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,997
But nothing compares to this
awesome Holey Moley course,
451
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,041
and the carnie of Holey Moley
is about to take it home.
452
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,670
Tessitore: Here's
Kristen Wilson's tee shot
453
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,714
on Turfing USA.
454
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,174
Massive wave
to get to the green.
455
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,051
Oh, this is like
"Point Break" wave here.
456
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,596
It sure is.
Former cheerleader.
457
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,269
Anthony: There we go.
458
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,770
That's a good‐looking
putt there, Riggle.
459
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,355
Off the back ramp.
Oh!
460
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,815
And it comes back!
461
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,442
Oh, wow!
Whoo‐hoo!
462
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,027
Superb.
463
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,820
Right out of
the gates.
464
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,657
Now she has to get herself
to the green.
465
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:40,244
Can she surf her way there
without going into the water?
466
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,206
Oh.
Oh!
467
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:48,210
Loses her balance,
then off the back end!
468
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,212
All of a sudden, she was
at the back of the surfboard.
469
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,132
She had no shot
after that, Rob.
470
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:59,096
This has a powerful jolt,
forcing our contestant here...
471
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,223
See?
That's our contestant.
472
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,100
She's gonna be
thrust backwards.
473
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,727
That's what's going
on here, Joe,
474
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,437
in case you couldn't see
with your own eyeballs.
475
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,147
[ Screams ]
476
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,149
So she has
a stroke penalty.
477
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,236
Coach Coop,
as he is known.
478
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,073
A long career
in coaching basketball.
479
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,242
I like this
track suit, Joe.
480
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,078
Do you think he had
that made, custom?
481
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,163
It looks custom,
doesn't it?
482
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,207
[ Thinking ]
I got to get one of those.
483
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,917
All right,
here's Coach Coop.
484
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:37,677
Oh! It takes a hop
over that last ridge
485
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,721
and goes into the sand.
486
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,223
That's tough.
487
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,642
Okay.
So, Kristen Wilson
488
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,103
is really in
perfect position.
489
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,229
You got it.
490
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,897
All right.
491
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,858
He does have the opportunity
to make up for that
492
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,652
if he can stay dry
493
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,613
and surf his way
to the green.
Hang on!
494
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,116
Here comes that opening surge
that you talk about, Rob.
495
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,534
He can handle it,
though.
496
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,911
He's got the good
defensive posture.
497
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,332
Oh! It got to him!
498
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,543
Wow.
499
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,671
Like, you should honestly be
so embarrassed with them.
500
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,382
I'm gonna break
it down for you.
501
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,259
It's over. So there's not much
to break down.
502
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,510
Well, yeah.
503
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,929
And go ‐‐ "Aah!"
504
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,431
Coach Coop, if you had
any friends
505
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,724
that are watching
the show right now,
506
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,517
I'm sure they're having
a good laugh.
507
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,645
All right,
Cooper from the sand here.
508
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,523
Go ahead and give it a shot.
Give it a shot.
509
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,191
This is
a tricky putt, Rob.
510
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,735
Very tricky putt.
511
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,157
No.
512
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,908
Pushes it wide left.
All right.
513
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,410
So, he sits 3,
514
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:48,080
and Kristen Wilson
will have the chance
515
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,750
for the win
here on Turfing USA.
516
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,710
The carnie of Holey Moley.
517
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,253
She grew up with her family
518
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,505
owning amusement parks
and carnivals
519
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,299
and traveling around
the country as a kid.
520
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,800
Thank you.
Anthony: You're welcome.
521
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,802
I'm a carnivore, too.
522
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,804
Not carnivore,
a carnie.
523
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,973
Oh, yeah, there's
a big difference.
524
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,100
For the win, Wilson.
525
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,898
Oh! There it is!
Wow!
526
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,192
Kristen Wilson!
Clutch!
527
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,153
Great job.
The 32‐year‐old
former cheerleader.
528
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,822
She's off to
the second round.
529
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:25,534
Who will get that
last spot in Round 2?
530
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,620
Let's head over
to our next hole,
531
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,748
the prehistoric
Putt‐A‐Saurus.
532
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,083
Fascinating matchup
in front of us.
533
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,670
It is Luis Calderon,
a 22‐year‐old amateur boxer
534
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,464
from Western Massachusetts
535
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,382
against Krista Cleary,
536
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:44,136
from right here in the hometown
of Santa Clarita, California.
537
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,389
Hi. I'm Krista Cleary.
I'm 25 years old.
538
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,225
I'm so excited to be
on "Holey Moley"
539
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,476
to combine
my two favorite things,
540
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,311
mini golf and line dancing,
541
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,938
so I can two‐step my way
through the competition.
542
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,315
I'm the two‐putt two‐stepper.
543
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,400
I always putt
with confidence.
544
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,320
And using my hips
like I do in line dancing,
545
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,697
these boots right here,
they're made for putting ‐‐
546
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,783
and winning.
547
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,284
Hi.
I'm Luis Calderon.
548
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,828
I'm from
Springfield, Massachusetts,
549
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,830
and I'm an amateur boxer.
550
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,791
I have been a competitive boxer
since I was 13 years old.
551
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,501
I have never been knocked down,
552
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,461
and I'm not going to get
knocked down in "Holey Moley."
553
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,464
Boxing and mini‐golfing,
it's kind of the same thing.
554
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,842
You're just pretty much
focusing on one thing ‐‐
555
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,636
to knock out
this competition.
556
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,347
Tessitore:
All right, so here's the deal
here on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
557
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,684
The object is to win
this opening race
558
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,186
over the bones
of the tar pit.
559
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,814
Whoever touches that
fossilized bone first
560
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,274
gets the better
ball position.
561
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,817
Then you need
to get the ball up
562
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,903
and over the remaining
bones to the green.
563
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,114
Riggle: Hey, Joe,
fun fact for you ‐‐
564
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:49,493
I happen to know
all the names of the dinosaurs.
565
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,619
All right,
what do we got for names?
566
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,079
I'll write them down.
Okay.
567
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,080
Tetraphonius.
568
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,456
Uh‐huh.
569
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,667
Nambi raptor.
570
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,043
Gassasaurus.
571
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,211
I‐I'm sorry?
572
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,714
Gary, Ethan, uh...
573
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,341
Oh, Irritator.
574
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,303
It's a myth, actually,
that they went extinct.
575
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,013
Dinosaurs are still around.
576
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,140
[ Both laugh ]
577
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,644
Krista and Luis
will have to race
578
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,938
over the bones
of the tar pit.
579
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,274
[ Air horn blares ]
580
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,609
Look at Luis.
581
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,903
Look at that!
582
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,779
He made it look easy.
583
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:29,658
Oh, Krista was doing so good,
and she just kind of bailed.
584
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,036
And he's rooting her
on to the finish.
585
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,996
The footwork of a boxer...
586
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,749
Yeah.
...he made that
look so easy.
587
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,709
As if he was barely
touching the bones.
588
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,377
Like a gazelle.
589
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,838
Calderon your winner here
in the tar‐pit race,
590
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,716
so he'll get the better
tee‐shot position.
591
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,301
Oh, my God,
you're covered in mud!
592
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,719
That was so much fun!
593
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,137
Wait a second.
Did they get drunk
594
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,096
since they got out of
the mud put?
595
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,431
Luis:
Look at your hair.
596
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,849
Tessitore:
Since the tar pit to now,
597
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,559
they have definitely
done shots.
598
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,394
Riggle: Quite honestly,
in the 20 seconds
599
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,854
it took them
to get out of the mud pit
600
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,231
and come over to the green,
they got hammered.
601
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,232
I'm gonna get this.
602
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,651
Yeah?
Yeah!
603
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,653
Oh, my God.
604
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,863
Tessitore: Krista Cleary
will be up first.
605
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,032
Riggle:
The line dancer.
606
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,784
She has
the longer tee shot.
607
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,622
Not bad from that angle.
608
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,458
It's a long putt,
bouncing around the bones.
609
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,544
Luis: Yeah!
610
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,254
That's gonna be
a challenging putt
611
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:27,841
from that position
with the ridge in play.
612
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:31,178
Luis Calderon now
has a golden opportunity.
613
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,430
Remember, he won
the tar‐pit race,
614
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,766
so he has
the better tee position.
615
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,770
Oh, it gets some air.
Oh, boy.
616
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,021
Powerful putt.
617
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,523
Rebound.
618
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,650
Gets through the skull,
bounces off the bone.
619
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,985
What a kick.
Okay.
620
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,444
Krista: Okay.
Luis: Okay.
621
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,571
He has a very challenging
putt from there.
622
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,824
That's gonna be ‐‐
Oh, it's gonna be so difficult.
623
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,243
Yeah, baby.
624
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,744
We're gonna
go to commercial.
625
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,454
We got more to settle
when we come back.
626
00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,540
Do we need to come back?
627
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,041
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
628
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,591
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
629
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,636
During the commercial break,
Krista Cleary and Luis Calderon
630
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:13,971
went head‐to‐head
on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
631
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,472
[ Groans ]
Riggle: Oh!
632
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,057
How did that stay out?
633
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:20,060
She will tap in
for a 4.
634
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,312
That cleared the path
for Luis finally holing out
635
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,230
for the win.
636
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,859
Whoo!
637
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,736
Good job, good job.
638
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:31,822
He scores that final position
and is one step closer
639
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,991
to a shot at
a quarter million dollars.
640
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:39,413
Let's head straight into our
sudden‐death Round 2 action,
641
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,956
where only the best survive
642
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,458
to that third,
final round
643
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,084
to play for
a championship
644
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,379
here in season 3
of "Holey Moley."
645
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,715
Well, it is time
for Holey Matrimony,
646
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:51,508
and this is quite the hole.
647
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,470
Our golfers have to send
their putts down the pathway
648
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,640
and onto the dance floor,
then take the leap of faith.
649
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,809
Fall head‐over‐heels
into the water,
650
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,103
and it's a stroke penalty.
[ Screams ]
651
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,523
[ "Bridal Chorus" plays ]
652
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,320
W‐What is Rob
doing down there?
653
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:16,033
Dearly beloved, we are gathered
on the green here today
654
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:21,997
to celebrate the love between
Course Marshal Colin and Taylor.
655
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,625
Whoo!
656
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,295
And now, do you, Colin,
take Taylor
657
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,548
to be your one and only putt
658
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,343
as long as you both
shall play mini golf?
659
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:35,969
I do.
660
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,180
And, uh, Taylor, same to you,
same question.
661
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,891
I do.
Ah! All right.
662
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,392
Just wonderful.
663
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,103
I've never seen anything
like it!
664
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,355
It is my honor
to present to you
665
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,900
Mr. and Mrs.
Course Marshal Colin.
666
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,735
[ Cheers and applause ]
667
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,445
[ Squeaking ]
668
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,824
And there it is, the first
wedding at "Holey Moley."
669
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,909
Never thought
I'd say that.
670
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,204
Now will somebody
please go get Rob?
671
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,081
Whoo!
672
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:07,292
Jess Negromonte,
Kristen Wilson.
673
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,546
Now, Jess grew up on
a family‐owned mini‐golf course,
674
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:14,550
and Kristen grew up at carnivals
that were run by her family.
675
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,468
Fairy wedding.
Now only one will survive,
676
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,428
and they have to get through
Holey Matrimony to do it.
677
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,805
Cute!
You look cute!
678
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,348
You look cute.
Look at this.
679
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,600
Riggle: Both of their
outfits are lovely.
680
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,271
However, I think they're
gonna be soaking wet
681
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,022
and really, really heavy.
682
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,402
Tessitore: Here's Jess.
683
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,906
Confident putt from Jess.
684
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,241
Kristen: Nice putt.
685
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,118
See what kind
of kick it takes.
686
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,245
Oh, oh. She got a weird
last‐second bounce.
687
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,080
Jess: Okay.
688
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:50,294
She is on to the green,
right at the base of the ridge.
689
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,921
And now they will fire up
the conveyor belt of love.
690
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,214
Wow.
691
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,008
Oh, my God,
this thing is fast.
692
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,135
She's looking
very apprehensive.
693
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,261
Oh, my God.
694
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:02,514
Okay, hold on.
695
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,807
Here she goes.
696
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,142
Watch out, Jess.
697
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,602
Kristen: You got it!
698
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,520
[ Laughs ]
699
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,607
Well, that was just
a straight jump in.
700
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,526
Jess goes off the edge
and just plunges into the water.
701
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,987
Look at this.
She was like, "Oh, forget it."
702
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,159
Right now, about a thousand
daggers are hitting her body
703
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,577
'cause that's like
jumping off the Titanic.
704
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,120
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
705
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,123
There's iceberg warnings.
706
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,375
Is it too soon
for Titanic jokes?
707
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,543
What's it been,
a hundred and...
708
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,878
It's been 108 years.
709
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,087
Yeah, I think you're good.
We're good?
710
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,714
I don't think
it's too soon at 108.
711
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,007
We good on 108?
I mean, the movie killed.
712
00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,593
Yeah.
No pun intended.
713
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:40,969
Okay.
714
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:41,929
All right,
Kristen Wilson.
715
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,847
Here we go.
716
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,183
Who used to sneak off
to play mini golf
717
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,477
when her family was
in the carnival business.
718
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,524
Remember, her rival,
Jess, is on the green.
719
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:55,817
Takes the bounce.
720
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,778
That's a nice kick.
721
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,947
Does it ‐‐
Can it get over the ridge?
722
00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,866
Just short of making
the dance floor.
723
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,451
That was
dangerously close.
724
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,328
Not too bad.
725
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:07,996
All right.
726
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,415
She's also
recently engaged.
727
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,000
So hope that ring
doesn't come off
728
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,961
on the bottom
of the pool.
729
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:17,714
The Conveyor Belt of Love
is cranked up to high.
730
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:20,842
All righty, here we go.
731
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,928
Can she get through
that ring?
732
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,304
Here she goes.
She's not running.
733
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,514
She's going the wrong way.
734
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,099
What's going on?
735
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,767
Ohh!
Oh!
736
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,520
Boy, oh, boy, that is a way
to sprain an ankle.
737
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,147
She's swimming, though,
so that's a good sign.
738
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,190
All right, take us
through it, Riggs.
739
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,525
All right, here we go.
740
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,943
She's going, and she's like,
"I like it,"
741
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,361
then she says,
"No, I don't like it."
742
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,654
And then she says,
"I like it" again.
743
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:41,655
And then she goes,
"I gotta go!"
744
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,073
And just, "Aah!"
745
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,369
All right, here we go.
746
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:48,829
Well done to both ladies,
by the way.
747
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,414
Coming out of
ice‐cold water,
748
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:51,748
they both look
fantastic still.
749
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,250
They really do.
750
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,087
Kristen is away.
751
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,588
You got this.
752
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,967
Had a big win on Turfing USA
in Round 1.
753
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,511
Now playing to try
to make the finals
754
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,513
here on this episode
of "Holey Moley."
755
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,348
Hold on
a second there, Joe.
756
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,267
It looks like she's got
some seaweed caught on her head.
757
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,561
Can that be?
I think that's just her veil.
758
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,730
Oh, lot of gas.
Too much.
759
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,981
Much too much.
760
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,774
All right.
761
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,026
Whew!
Come on.
762
00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,945
Just got to get over.
Okay.
763
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,573
Tessitore: Jess Negromonte
has a very tough position
764
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,949
on the green.
765
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,538
This for the win
on Holey Matrimony.
766
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:38,420
Oh!
767
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,546
Whoo!
768
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,006
A miraculous putt!
769
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,507
Wow!
How about that?!
770
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,051
Kristen: Nice job.
Nice job.
771
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,344
And Jess is dancing
to the final.
772
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,638
She's gonna be playing
for that Golden Putter,
773
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:51,349
the plaid jacket, and a chance
at a quarter million dollars.
774
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,185
You know what's gonna be
even better, though?
775
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:57,564
When we come back after this
short break, right here on ABC.
776
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,108
I'm coming back.
I'll come back after that.
777
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,657
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
778
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:11,953
This is a Round 2 showdown
for a trip to the final hole.
779
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,539
It's time for
Fishing Hole.
780
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,833
Take Me Fishing sponsors
this hole.
781
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,502
Takemefishing.org.
782
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,296
Yeah, a great resource of
recreational fishing, boating.
783
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,881
I don't know if it's
a great resource
784
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,301
in terms of how to avoid
three giant jumping fish.
785
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,053
Just your eyes.
That's right.
786
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,387
That should help you avoid...
Yep, that should, yep.
787
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,099
...the three massive,
whale‐size fish.
788
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:34,184
Here's how this hole plays.
789
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:35,644
Golfers have to
putt their ball
790
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,313
over the narrow bridge
and onto the green.
791
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:42,025
Then our golfers have to dodge
those giant jumping fish.
792
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,611
And if you get knocked off,
it'll be a stroke penalty.
793
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,071
[ Screams ]
794
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,073
Whoo! Yeah, yeah!
795
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,659
Cindy Wu
and Luis Calderon,
796
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,869
these were two
very impressive
797
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,455
Round 1 competitors
for us, Rob.
798
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,498
Give me a high five.
799
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,834
Whoo! [ Laughs ]
800
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,085
Of course, he's a boxer.
801
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,753
Riggle:
His favorite quote is,
802
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,963
"I punch people in the face
for fun," Joe.
803
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,297
Right. [ Laughs ]
804
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,924
I do the same,
I'll be honest.
805
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,259
Uh, let's see what you got.
806
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,927
Let's see what you got.
Come on.
807
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,389
Cindy Wu, who's the blackjack
dealer from Vegas,
808
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:15,892
she said she's proud
to make golf sexy.
No, I'll take it back.
[ Laughs ]
809
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,103
Um, I believe we established
in Season 1,
810
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,730
if I'm not mistaken,
that I...[Chuckles]
811
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:23,150
my good friend,
brought sexy back to golf.
812
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,318
And can I just say,
once I brought sexy back...
813
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:26,778
Yes.
...to golf,
814
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,654
uh, it never left.
815
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,156
[ Laughs ]
816
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,494
Did you just, like,
make love to the camera?
817
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,037
Did you ‐‐
No, I was just ‐‐
818
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:38,331
just putting the heat,
putting a vibe out.
819
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,792
Cindy Wu, her tee shot
from the boat
820
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,128
here on the Fishing Hole.
821
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:48,967
Ohh!
822
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,511
Catches the ridge.
823
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,971
Ridge is out of play.
824
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,848
Cindy Wu is in good shape.
825
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,308
That's a great leave.
826
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,351
Okay.
Whoa,
what's going on here?
827
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,978
Rob, look at this.
What's going on here?
828
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,480
I mean, Cindy Wu
is going Rocky Balboa.
829
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,527
You have to time
this out perfectly,
830
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:10,488
and there's barely any room
on that bridge.
831
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,326
Aah!
What is going on here?
832
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,411
What ‐‐ What is this?
What? Aah!
833
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:19,122
She literally just ran up
into the fish!
834
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,834
Look at this.
Aah!
835
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,755
[ Both laughing ]
836
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,632
Joe, what was that?
837
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,217
Aah!
838
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:34,012
So it'll be a stroke penalty
for Cindy Wu.
839
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:38,183
So now Luis Calderon, tee shot
on the Fishing Hole.
840
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,269
Taking the robe off is a very
serious move by any boxer.
841
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,064
Time to fight. He needs a little
fight in him here.
842
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,776
Underneath those giant
jumping fish
843
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,403
to the green
on the other side.
844
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,655
Good putt. Boy,
they're close to each other.
845
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,531
Oh!
846
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:57,077
Luis Calderon looks like
just the edge of that ridge
847
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,787
may be in play for him.
Yeah!
848
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:02,165
♪
849
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,292
He's a boxer getting ready
for a knockout blow.
850
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,835
Whoo!
851
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,337
I remember Luis was
incredibly light of foot
852
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,047
as he bounced
across the ribs.
853
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,091
Yeah, on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
Yes.
854
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,677
But no matter
what you do, Joe,
855
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,846
you are not coming
out of this dry.
856
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,431
Whoo!
857
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,268
Whoo‐hoo.
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo, my God.
858
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:22,686
What is he doing?
859
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,229
He's timing.
860
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,732
Calderon has ‐‐
861
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,943
Oh!
Oh!
862
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,570
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
863
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,364
Luis Calderon, in my opinion,
doing it right.
864
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:35,699
Boom. Now stop.
Stop.
865
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,325
Now take your time.
866
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,077
When this goes back,
make your move again.
867
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,328
He doesn't.
He panics.
868
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,665
He goes low and takes it
right there.
869
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,250
[ Cheering ]
870
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,502
Cindy: Let's go, champ!
871
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,004
All right, it's in your blood!
You know it!
872
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,135
Here's the third putt
for Luis Calderon.
873
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,094
Rob, you think
he's gonna sink it?
874
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,096
There's a lot
on the line here.
875
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,515
I'm putting it anywhere from
zero to 2% that he makes it.
876
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,183
Zero to 2%?
Yeah.
877
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,560
There's ‐‐ You have a ‐‐
878
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,605
You have a 98% fail rate
here on Luis?
879
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:12,986
[ Crowd "Ohhs" ]
880
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,821
And I would be right.
881
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,117
All right,
repeat after me, Luis.
882
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,619
Go, Cindy!
883
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,163
Go, Cindy, into the water!
[ Laughs ]
884
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,750
Tessitore: So, Cindy Wu
is gonna be putting
885
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,169
to make the final round.
886
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,965
This for the win, Cindy Wu.
887
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,388
And it's in the cup.
Never a doubt.
888
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,768
And Cindy Wu is off to the final
round on "Holey Moley."
889
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,645
She conquers
the Fishing Hole.
890
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,189
And our Lucky Lady
from Vegas
891
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,732
will be playing
for The Golden Putter
892
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,817
and the plaid jacket.
893
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,194
She's got a lot of momentum
894
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:55,403
heading into
that final round, Rob.
895
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,821
Why not?
896
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,531
Cindy Wu,
first round winner,
897
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,033
second round winner.
898
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,910
Time to play for it all.
899
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,371
Stone cold Cindy Wu.
900
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,877
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
901
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,004
and here we are,
the final round.
902
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,589
Here I come!
903
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,299
Whoo!
Yeah!
904
00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:18,843
Tessitore: So much on the line
for our two champions.
905
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,512
I'm Cindy.
Jess.
906
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,056
They have proven themselves
very tough and steely.
907
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,892
Jess, a 32‐year‐old
model caddy.
908
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:28,895
Cindy, a 27‐year‐old
blackjack dealer.
909
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,356
They're playing for that
prized plaid jacket.
910
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,941
They're going for
The Golden Putter
911
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:36,695
and the chance to putt
for a quarter million dollars
912
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,780
in the season finale.
913
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,490
Right now, "Holey Moley's"
914
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:43,159
resident golf pro extraordinaire
Stephen Curry
915
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,912
is here to run us
through the next hole.
916
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:49,332
I hear sleigh bells, which can
only mean one thing ‐‐
917
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:53,503
'Tis the season for more
mini golf at the Ho Ho Hole.
918
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:57,006
Golfers start by putting up
a steep brick slope.
919
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,842
If they make it
in Santa's Special,
920
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,803
their ball will be redirected
to the fireplace,
921
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,596
the best spot on the green.
922
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,682
To meet their ball on the green,
923
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:08,351
golfers will grab hold
of Santa's sleigh
924
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:11,187
and zip‐line
straight into the North Pole.
925
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,772
Now, there are various
approaches
926
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,107
to latching on to the pole.
927
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:16,609
There's the mistletoe...
Whoa!
928
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,611
...the flailing snow angel,
929
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,405
and my personal favorite...
930
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,490
Aah!
931
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,325
...the nutcracker.
932
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,327
And if they fall in the water,
it's a stroke penalty.
933
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,414
Santas: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho!
934
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,832
What's up with
the Santa Clauses?
935
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:31,833
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
936
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,418
I mean...
Eh.
937
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,711
They're not getting any better.
No.
938
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,171
I feel like they're
getting worse over time.
939
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,256
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
I like this Santa.
940
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,924
That's my Sa‐‐
If I'm picking a Santa,
941
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,468
that's the one
I'm picking right there.
942
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,844
Well, he's got the moves.
943
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,804
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
944
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:45,847
You see this?
Got Naughty,
945
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:48,016
Nice, Santa's Special.
946
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,934
Joe, so far,
we've had a lot
947
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,186
of people on
the naughty list.
948
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,021
It'd be nice to
see someone get it
949
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,690
into Santa's special place
or a nice list, you know?
950
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,319
That'd be ‐‐
Take anything.
951
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:02,238
Tessitore: Cindy Wu was
victorious on Fishing Hole.
952
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:06,117
Wow, she blasted that.
953
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,619
It's off to the side.
Cindy: Go! Whoo!
954
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,870
And...
955
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:09,913
Nice!
Nice!
956
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,539
Nice.
It is Nice
957
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,416
as her ball will come out from
between the presents.
958
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,794
And there it is, right in front
of the Christmas tree.
959
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,921
Let's go!
960
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,005
Santas: Ho, ho, ho, ho!
961
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,882
Not the worst,
not the best,
962
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:24,552
but a winnable position
for Cindy Wu to be in.
963
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,305
And the North Pole awaits.
964
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:31,059
Santas: Ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, ho!
965
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:33,144
Will she end up
in the water?
966
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,687
Got to hold on!
967
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,022
Oh! Oh!
Wow!
968
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,357
That was perfect!
969
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,775
Wow!
970
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,528
Right on her feet,
standing up!
971
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,907
A championship‐level pro
performance here by Cindy Wu.
972
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,951
Nailed the landing.
Nailed all of it.
973
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,287
That was truly impressive.
974
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,498
You think about what
Stephen Curry and his vision
975
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,166
for this year of "Holey Moley"
is, of saying,
976
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,460
"Hey, I want to take
this sport pro,
977
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,463
and these are the kind
of athletes I'm looking for."
978
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:04,133
That's the pressure that now
Jess Negromonte faces,
979
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:07,095
the Brazilian Bombshell,
as she is known.
980
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:09,013
Can she get
that center channel?
981
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,849
Can she get there?
982
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,141
Pressure is on.
983
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,191
No. Far, far left.
984
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,068
Trying to avoid Naughty.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
985
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,361
Nice.
And she does.
986
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,572
She will have a very
similar position
987
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:28,074
on the green to Cindy Wu.
988
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,034
They're right on top
of each other.
989
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,578
Whoo!
990
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:35,164
But can she match
what Cindy Wu was able to do
991
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,916
and stay dry?
992
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,127
Oh, my God.
993
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:41,462
Santas: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
994
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,464
Can Jess hold on?
995
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:45,133
Aah!
996
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,135
Oh, she goes spinning
off of the pole!
997
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,429
That was a disaster.
998
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,347
Watch how she gets
spun around.
999
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,224
Aah!
Oh, she smashed her face.
1000
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,976
Look, right there, Joe.
1001
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,854
All the blood has left
her extremities, her brain,
1002
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,480
and is all in her heart.
1003
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,691
Look at her eyes.
Those are crazy eyes, Joe.
1004
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:04,068
That's misery.
Pure misery.
1005
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,154
Classic "Holey Moley"!
1006
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,572
All right, I got this.
Let's go, Cindy.
1007
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,115
Whoo!
1008
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,576
Cindy Wu may be closing in
on a championship
1009
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,537
if she can stay
the course here.
1010
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:17,707
Has her good luck
as a blackjack dealer in Vegas
1011
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:21,294
followed her here
to "Holey Moley"?
1012
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:24,297
For the win and a trip
to the season finale.
1013
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,636
Riggle: Oh!
Cindy misses!
1014
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,012
She blasted it.
1015
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:34,390
Kept it just to the left.
1016
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,559
This is the most
weather‐affected hole
1017
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,270
we have ever had in the history
of "Holey Moley."
1018
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,357
No putt is safe on this.
1019
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:45,318
May be helpful for
Negromonte to realize,
1020
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,778
you know,
what too much speed
1021
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,905
can look like
against that ridge.
1022
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,492
Can she get it
over the ridge?
1023
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,118
Can she do it?
1024
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,329
Negromonte for a 3.
1025
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:01,084
Oh!
Never had a chance.
1026
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,461
[ Laughs ]
It burned the edge, there!
1027
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,630
Did not burn the edge.
It was pretty darn close.
1028
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,340
I did not like
that effort at all.
1029
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,133
You got to get
to the final,
1030
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,803
and you're not going
for the heart of it?
1031
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:15,306
That means Cindy Wu
will be putting for the win.
1032
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:21,521
She's in position
to score well here.
1033
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:25,191
This for The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket
1034
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,610
and a chance
at a quarter million.
1035
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,071
[ Exhales deeply ]
1036
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,782
Maybe.
1037
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,367
Oh!
Oh!
1038
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,244
Oh, wow!
1039
00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:37,537
Cindy Wu.
1040
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,415
Let's go!
Whoo!
1041
00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:45,044
The blackjack dealer from Vegas
just hit the jackpot.
1042
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:50,758
Takes the plaid jacket
and The Golden Putter.
1043
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,594
Stephen Curry is gonna have
the special message
1044
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,555
for Cindy Wu.
1045
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,265
Curry: Congratulations.
1046
00:41:57,265 --> 00:42:01,060
The mini golf gods
have shined ‐‐ sho‐‐
1047
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,146
shined their light upon you.
1048
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,397
Yeah!
Curry: And you are officially
1049
00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:06,566
a world‐class mini golfer.
1050
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:09,569
Wear this jacket and tell
the world of your achievement.
1051
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,530
I also left 50 bucks
in the pocket for you.
1052
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,615
That's if Course Marshal Joe
didn't get to it first.
1053
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,243
But great job.
1054
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:19,162
[ Cheers and applause ]
1055
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,665
Tessitore: Oh, and a snow angel
to celebrate victory.
1056
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,542
As always, thanks
for being with us.
1057
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,086
We'll see you next time
right here on "Holey Moley."