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[ Bird screeches ]
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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[ Engine revs, tires screech ]
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[ Dog barking ]
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Hey!
Where's my parking spot?
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We had to cut back on parking
spots this [Echoing] season.
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What?
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What is going on around here?
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[ Engine starts ]
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Oh. [ Groans ]
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This is disgusting.
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Hey, do you have
any of those, uh,
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little caviar croissants
that I like so much?
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Oh, sorry.
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Something's not right.
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Tessitore: All of a sudden,
you're, like, partying in Paris.
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[ Laughs ]
Joe, something weird's
going on --
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Just getting --
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Travis Kelce.
[ Chuckles ]
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Rob.
How you doing, Rob?
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Good.
Nice pants.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm, uh, you know,
just hanging out,
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enjoying the day
[Echoing] with Joe.
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Just catching up.
Old friends talking ball.
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You may want to catch up
with the bosses.
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♪♪
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Riggle: Don't think I can't tell
what's going on here, okay?
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I can see the writing
on the wall.
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Something weird is going on
with "Holey Moley."
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[ Sighs ]
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Hm? Oh, uh, m-me?
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Uh, oh, uh,
well, um...
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What can I do, huh?
Tell me. I'm desperate.
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Excuse me.
Would you like a latte?
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Finally, a little respect
around here. Yes.
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I was speaking
to Kermit.
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Uh, oh, uh,
you know what?
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Uh, that's okay.
Rob can have mine.
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No, he can't.
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You see?
Something's up.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, gosh.
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You know, I wish
I could help you, Rob.
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[ Ding ]
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That's a great idea.
Hm?
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Yes, you and the Muppets
can help save "Holey Moley."
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Oh, no, no.
I didn't really mean that.
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I mean, what I meant
was just --
Oh, this is good.
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No, this is great,
actually.
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This is gonna be the biggest
super collab ABC's ever seen.
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Oh, really?
I can see it now.
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"The Muppets and Rob Riggle
Save 'Holey Moley.'"
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Thank you, Kermit.
Thank you. Thank you!
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Ohh.
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You're welcome?
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Uh...
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Excuse me.
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Can you tell me
what "Holey Moley" is?
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Yeah.
Me neither.
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♪♪
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Tessitore: Extreme mini golf.
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Yeah!
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Tessitore: Year after year,
we have brought you
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the best that sport
has to offer...
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upping the stakes...
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Whoo!
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Tessitore: ...the hits...
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and the damage
to ABC's bottom line.
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Oh!
Oh!
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But this season,
we go for broke...
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...literally...
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[ Crowd groans ]
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...with the Muppets' help.
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[ Speaking gibberish ]
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"Bear" with me
while I try and find it.
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Tessitore: It's a super
collaboration for the ages...
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Come on,
buy me dinner.
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...to help Rob convince ABC
to pick up the show...
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Will they make a Muppet
of me?
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Tessitore: ...forever.
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What?
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Let's go!
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Tessitore: Tonight...
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we've got eight players,
one winner,
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and a final putt worth
a quarter of a million dollars.
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-Ohh!
-Oh-ho!
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Rob Riggle.
This is...
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Both:
"Holey Moley"!
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"Fore-ever!"
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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It's another
stunning evening here
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as we gear up for television's
most exciting night.
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And I can say,
in my professional opinion,
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this is the best yet.
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I agree, Joe.
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It's just like
they say.
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The fourth time's
the charm.
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Third.
Third time's the charm.
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They say
third time's the charm.
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No, I don't think so.
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That's not enough times
to find the charm.
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You need at least four --
at least.
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You're simply wrong.
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Here's how it works.
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Round 1, 8 golfers
who are gonna face off.
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The winners are gonna compete
in that sudden-death Round 2.
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That's where
only the very best
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will survive
into the final round,
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where you go for
The Golden Putter,
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the coveted
Holey Moley plaid jacket,
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and, most importantly,
a spot in the season finale,
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where one of our champions
will make a putt
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worth
a quarter million dollars.
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Ooh-whoo!
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Let's kick things off
with a brand-new hole.
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It is time for a trip
to the circus.
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It is the hole we call
Trap-Tee-Ze.
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Our golfers putt
off a ramp
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and launch their ball through
the air down to the green below,
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then they have to try
to make it to the green
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traveling from
trapeze to trapeze
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with the help
of a big dummy.
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But if they don't, if they fall
into that cold water below,
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it's gonna be
a stroke penalty.
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Joe, is that
a real person?
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It's a dummy.
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Who is that dummy?
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That looks like an idiot.
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Look how ugly
his pants are. Ha!
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It's actually you.
Huh?
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Uh, it's modeled
after you.
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[ Gasps ]
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Joe, look!
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I'm a trapeze artist.
You are.
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[ Cheering ]
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Hey, here's our first-ever
matchup on the Trap-Tee-Ze.
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Nick Andrews
is from Montana.
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Stephanie Boucree
is from California.
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Hi. My name is
Stephanie Boucree.
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I'm 39 years old,
and I'm the Golf Tiger Mom.
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[ Tiger growls ]
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I am such a tiger mom.
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Sometimes my son
can't come in for dinner
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until he makes all of his putts.
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I'm crazy about golf.
My whole life is about golf.
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My husband and I got married
at a golf course.
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I have a putting green
in my backyard.
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I sell golf simulators
for a living.
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We eat, sleep, breathe golf.
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I've trained my whole life
for this moment.
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Hello. I'm Nick Andrews.
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I'm 31, and I'm the
Cosmic Cowboy of "Holey Moley."
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Yee-haw!
From the wheated plains
of Montana
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to the farthest reaches
of outer space,
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my mini golf game
is out of this world.
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The Cosmic thrive
off the night sky.
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The stars give me energy.
The moon gives me energy.
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In fact, I call my stroke
the Silky Way,
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'cause it's smooth as silk...
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Whoo!
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...and always finds its way.
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Stephanie: Alright, alright.
Got this.
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The tee shot on the Trap-Tee-Ze
for Stephanie.
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Golf Tiger Mom!
[ Tiger growls ]
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Has to make this or she goes
to the dreaded drop zone.
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Golf simulator
sales executive.
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Nick: There it is.
This looks good.
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-Nice trajectory.
-Hell of a shot.
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-There it is.
-Off the back ramp.
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Onto the green.
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Stephanie: Aah!
Oh!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Into the water.
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, she gave it
too much.
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Tee shot
for Nick Andrews.
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Come on, Cowboy.
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It's just a yee,
and it's just a haw.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Nick Andrews.
This could be good.
This could be good.
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Back ramp. Ohh!
Ohh!
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Settles in near the ridge
on the right.
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Okay, okay.
That's the way to do it.
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With that, he has good position
on the green.
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Stephanie Boucree will be
first up on the trapeze.
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Remember, you go from
one trapeze to the big dummy.
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You're pretty gratuitous
with the word "dummy."
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Says it right here.
It says "Riggle Dummy."
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Let's call him a smarty.
It's not what it is.
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Arms straight.
Shoulders back.
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Got to stay dry,
Stephanie.
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Wait, wait.
And then -- Wait, timing?
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You're gonna tell me?
Here we go.
Ride of a lifetime.
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Wait, wait, when you say "hop,"
that's when I hop.
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Man: Ready!
Hop!
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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Oh, Stephanie.
Stephanie.
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What I love,
she was talking to the guys
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up at the top
of the trapeze,
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going, "Now, when you say 'hop,'
that's when I hop."
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Wait, wait, when you say "hop,"
that's when I hop.
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She was very concerned
about all the business.
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Hop!
Riggle: And then, of course,
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I think they forgot
to tell her to hang on.
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Aah!
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Ohh.
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Oh, that's got to sting.
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Alright.
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And now it's the Cosmic Cowboy's
turn to launch.
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This one's real.
Here we go.
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-Ready! Hop!
-That means go!
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That means go!
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Cowboy reaches out.
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Oh! I thought he had
the Dummy Riggle arms!
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He had it. Yeah!
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Is it
the dummy's fault?
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I don't think the dummy
was making much of an effort.
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Stephanie Boucree's ball
went into the water.
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She'll be putting
from the drop zone.
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Both picked up
the stroke penalty.
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They both lie 2.
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Look at those shoes!
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Whoa!
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Those are lighting,
pulsating soles.
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Wow!
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I don't if you can see this
or not, Joe.
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Let me see.
What do you got?
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Oh. That's --
Are those custom?
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Yeah, you better believe
they're custom.
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That says "Holey Moley."
HM.
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Must have been --
Expensive. Yeah.
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What stuns me is that
we never see your shoes.
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[ Record scratch ]
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That's a good point.
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Stephanie -- she spends her life
involved in golf.
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[ Crowd shouts ]
Stephanie: Oh, God.
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Tessitore: She runs it
well past the back ramp.
Ugh.
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She's still gonna have
a lot of work to do from there.
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Nick Andrews, the Cosmic Cowboy,
for the win.
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[ Crowd shouts ]
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-Hey!
-There he goes!
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Good job.
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Nick Andrews is on to
round number 2.
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Pew! Pew! Pew!
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The Cosmic Cowboy --
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He's our first-ever winner
on the Trap-Tee-Ze.
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Whoo!
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What a fun hole
that was.
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00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,356
Not many people get to
grab onto, uh --
253
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The Dummy Riggle.
254
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,860
They did a beautiful job
of replicating you,
255
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,445
though, didn't they?
256
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,572
It's weird. It's like
I'm watching me out there,
257
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,700
wondering, how am I out there
and also sitting next to you?
258
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,079
More "Holey Moley"
after the break.
259
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,627
And now, Rob Riggle's attempt
to save "Holey Moley."
260
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,422
I think I know what we need
to save "Holey Moley."
261
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,926
Oh, yeah?
The most insane
final putt ever.
262
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,886
But what's the putt?
Mm.
263
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,221
Fozzie,
you got anything?
264
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,514
Oh, oh, yeah.
265
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,850
"Bear" with me while
I try and find it.
266
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,101
[ Chuckles ]
267
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,646
'Cause I'm a bear?
I got it.
268
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,273
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
269
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,483
"Contestants have to
get their balls
270
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,235
across the driving range
271
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,780
while I throw
big, slimy fish at them,
272
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,700
and if they get hit in the head,
they'll get a 'haddock.'"
273
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:02,328
Ahh, get it? Haddock?
274
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,788
Yeah.
275
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,416
Then they have to paddle
across the Atlantic Ocean,
276
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,209
catch a salmon
along the way,
277
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,044
and putt the ball
into its mouth.
278
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,504
And here's the best part.
279
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:15,008
It's called --
wait for it --
280
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,551
"Smells Fishy."
281
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,014
Are you joking?
I'm really trying.
282
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,641
How do you putt a ball
into a fish's mouth
283
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,934
in the middle
of the Atlantic?
284
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,227
Good question.
285
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,270
No, no, no.
Stop looking at that.
286
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,855
That's not gonna help you.
287
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,857
Maybe if we ordered dinner
before we do any more pitches.
288
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,817
I'm always funnier
after some lasagna.
289
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:36,112
No carbs until I get
my $250,000 idea!
290
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,574
Just a little bit?
291
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,535
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
292
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,705
as Round 1 action continues.
293
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,082
Last year we found out
that America loves
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00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,836
giant kernels of corn
exploding in golfers' faces.
295
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,214
It's back -- Corn Hole.
Whoo-hoo!
296
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,466
What a great match-up
this could be.
297
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,384
Kansas City's David Taylor
298
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,845
against Montana's
Kasey Nicholson.
299
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,389
Hello, everybody.
My name is Kasey Nicholson.
300
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,850
I am from Fort Belknap
Indian Community,
301
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,228
and they call me Crazy Kasey.
302
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,773
What makes me a good putter
is the ultimate focus.
303
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,441
[ Plays flute ]
304
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,445
I like to play my flute
because it calms me.
305
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,364
[ Crowd groans ]
306
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,990
It's crazy how stressed I get.
307
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,283
Ahh!
308
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,910
But when I put that flute
to my mouth
309
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,495
and I start playing...
310
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,040
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
311
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,209
...oh, my gosh,
my spirit calms down.
312
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:34,128
Yeah! Whoo!
313
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,256
Hi. I'm David Taylor.
314
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,966
I'm 42 years old,
315
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,677
and I'm known as
the Lederhosen Golfer.
316
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,389
I love the Bavarian style
of Schuhplattler
317
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,974
'cause of the gemuetlichkeit.
318
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,477
[ Laughing ]
No, that's the funny part.
319
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,188
I married into a German family.
I'm more Irish than anything.
320
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,773
Miniature golf has always had
321
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,567
a very special place in my life.
322
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,027
I had the distinct pleasure
of serving
323
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,737
in the United States Navy.
324
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,365
So for all the Bavarian dancers
serving in the Navy,
325
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,993
I wanna win this for you.
326
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,203
The Lederhosen Golfer.
Riggle: Huh.
327
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,415
This tee shot's
a very narrow passage,
328
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,084
and then there is a bank
that's in play.
329
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,256
[ Crowd shouts ]
330
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,924
Oh, nice.
Off the ricochet.
331
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,592
There is the bank.
Ohh!
332
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,179
And it wraps right around
the hole.
333
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,015
[ Microwave beeping ]
Here comes the run.
334
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,392
David has
about three seconds
335
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,145
to get past
the giant ear of corn.
336
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,939
[ Ding! ]
337
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,107
Go, go!
338
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,318
Ohh!
Terrible.
339
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,777
Just terrible.
340
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,321
He stumbled against
the ear of corn
341
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,823
and lost his balance.
342
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,575
And he was going down before --
look at that.
343
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,202
He's in the pit before
it even exploded.
344
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,205
I didn't calculate
for the width that I had.
345
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,957
Nobody needs excuses,
David.
346
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,501
Save it for your mama.
347
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,628
Tee shot
for Kasey Nicholson.
348
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:04,010
Ohh, that's a lot of pepper
in the gumbo.
349
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,845
Ohh!
350
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,263
Ah!
351
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,099
Oh!
Hit the cup
and reversed course.
352
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,392
Super close.
[ Microwave beeping ]
353
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,852
Kasey looking over.
354
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,271
You have to get a good start
on Corn Hole.
355
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,107
The intensity on his face
is fantastic.
356
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,151
That's a man
who is focused.
357
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,862
Focused.
[Echoing] Focused.
358
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,073
Kasey:
The ultimate focus.
359
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:29,410
[ Playing flute ]
360
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,496
[ Ding! ]
Here he goes.
Here he goes!
361
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,206
Oh, oh, oh!
And he...
362
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,582
He made it!
Wow!
363
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,626
He made it!
Yeah! Whoo!
364
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,212
Ohh!
The cartwheel celebration.
365
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,254
Yeah!
366
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,506
Look at this.
367
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,965
I love
how he finishes here.
368
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,801
He leans in.
Ohh.
369
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,803
See that lean in
right there?
Yes.
370
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,429
With that lean in,
371
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,973
your body is able
to withstand the blow.
372
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,350
Yeah!
373
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,060
That right there --
that's a poster.
374
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,645
He may want to get
an oil of that.
375
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,021
I think that's an oil.
376
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,439
I might want that on
the side of my van.
377
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,608
Beautiful. That would look
great on your van.
378
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,026
Oh, yeah. Okay.
379
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,152
Remember, he didn't get
the stroke penalty.
380
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,362
This is for the win.
381
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,030
[ Crowd chanting "Kasey!" ]
382
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,740
Can Kasey Nicholson
close out
383
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,493
a near-flawless run
on Corn Hole?
384
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,953
Here we go.
385
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,041
[ Crowd shouts ]
386
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,918
Ohh! He does it!
387
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,420
He did it!
Kasey Nicholson.
388
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,381
-Ooh.
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
389
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,050
What a clutch putt
that was!
390
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,594
He's doing a -- looks like
a Native American
391
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,971
celebratory dance.
392
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,723
Kasey Nicholson is off
to round number 2
393
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,850
on "Holey Moley."
394
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,310
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!
395
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,147
Alright, everybody, it is time
for our next Round 1 hole,
396
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,357
and here's Stephen Curry
to tell us all about it.
397
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,984
Curry:
It's Donut Hole time,
398
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,903
so allow me to sprinkle
some knowledge on you.
399
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,990
Golfers start by teeing off
down the long, curved ramp,
400
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,534
past the colored sprinkles,
and onto the green below.
401
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,035
Then, golfers must jump
402
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,705
from one giant, swinging donut
to another,
403
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,124
but if they fall
into the sprinkles below,
404
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126
it'll cost them
a penalty stroke,
405
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,878
and that's Donut Hole.
406
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,589
It's a-dough-rable.
["adorable"]
407
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,382
"A-dough-rable"? Really?
408
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,967
[ Cheers and applause ]
409
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,511
Let's go! Let's go!
The king is here!
410
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,180
The king is here?
411
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,848
I didn't hear any trumpets.
I didn't hear anything.
412
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,391
Tessitore:
Gabriel Cruz, 23.
413
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,393
Jaime Jacob
is 22 years old.
414
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,896
They're both pro golfers.
415
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,647
Hey, how you doing?
My name's Gabriel Cruz.
416
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,274
Whoo!
417
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,775
But I'm a pro golfer
from Los Angeles, California.
418
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,527
Yeah, you know what
the deal is, boy!
419
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,446
I've been grinding away
since the age of 9.
420
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,906
I've been hustling every day,
421
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,199
and that's how I got to be
a pro golfer.
422
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,117
Can't stop, won't stop!
Let's go!
423
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,036
Oh!
Ooh, I almost fell.
424
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,662
I'm definitely ready
for "Holey Moley."
425
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,582
I just don't know if
"Holey Moley" is ready for me.
426
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,709
Hey, what's up, guys?
My name's Jaime Jacob.
427
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,211
I'm from Encinitas, California,
428
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,630
and I've been playing
professional golf
429
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,465
for a couple months now.
430
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,926
So, the strangest thing that's
ever happened to me golfing --
431
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,553
I actually hit a bird mid-air.
432
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,888
[ Wings flapping, thud ]
433
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,057
Sorry, little birdie.
[ Laughs ]
434
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,017
[ Horror music plays ]
435
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,645
Oh. [ Laughs ]
436
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,146
Hopefully that's not the bird.
437
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,773
It would come back and kill me.
438
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,608
[ Cheers and applause ]
439
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,984
Jaime Jacob --
440
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445
she won the Division II
national championship
441
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,949
and then decided to turn pro
last November.
442
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,119
Oh, come on, baby.
443
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,456
Oh!
Oh, that hit that
green sprinkle.
444
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,707
Oh!
445
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,000
Her ball runs
behind the ridge.
446
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,627
Oh, no!
447
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:28,130
Oh, what a tough break
for Jaime.
448
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,549
But now she needs to launch
449
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,552
from swinging donut
to swinging donut.
450
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,512
It says here, Joe,
451
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,181
Jaime's never
broken a bone.
452
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,559
But I think here at
"Holey Moley,"
453
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,728
we could make miracles
happen for ya.
454
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,481
Well, we don't want --
we don't see that to Jaime.
455
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,983
Show me something!
Let's go!
456
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,776
Break a leg, Jaime!
No, don't -- don't.
457
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,028
Nobody needs -- no.
Huh? That's encouragement.
458
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,154
Ahh!
459
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,995
And now, Rob Riggle's attempt,
460
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,832
again, to save "Holey Moley."
461
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,459
Alright, gang.
Thanks for helping me out.
462
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,504
It's obvious
I got the A-team, alright?
463
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,715
But we need
a show-saving finale,
464
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,510
a number that's so good,
ABC would be cuckoo bananas
465
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,971
not to renew "Holey Moley"
right then and there.
466
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,139
Bananas!
467
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,473
Yes! Yes.
468
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,891
I love that enthusiasm,
Animal.
469
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,894
Now, who's got
a big finale idea?
470
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,938
Oh! Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
471
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,149
Bananas.
472
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,984
Fantastic.
Let's hear from somebody else.
473
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,319
What do you got,
Camilla?
474
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,862
Ooh, uh, bawk-bawk-bawk,
bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk,
475
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,864
bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
476
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,450
Yeah. Why not?
[ Laughs ]
477
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,118
Chef, talk to me.
478
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,204
[ Speaking mock Swedish ]
479
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,497
Okay.
480
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:47,501
[ Speaking mock Swedish ]
481
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,211
Yeah, see, I'm still --
482
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,796
I don't understand anything
you guys are saying, so --
483
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,590
-Bananas!
-Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
484
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,552
-Bana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
-[ Speaking mock Swedish ]
485
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,429
Translate!
Oh.
486
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,056
No, no, keep talking.
487
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,058
[ All speaking gibberish ]
Translate!
488
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,226
Nope, see, the whole thing is,
you got to keep talking,
489
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,228
and then -- okay.
490
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,897
Translate!
491
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,608
[ Sighs ]
492
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,193
Don't worry about it, guys.
We'll come up with something.
493
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,737
-Okey-dokey.
-Bawk-bawk-bawk.
494
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,699
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
495
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,619
While you were away, Jaime
couldn't conquer the donuts,
496
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,538
but did manage to keep
all her bones unbroken.
497
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,457
Gabriel got close
with his putt...
498
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,833
Oh, it was rigged!
499
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,460
...but also took a dive
in the sprinkles.
500
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,920
Riggle: That was quick.
501
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,506
And Jaime showed us why
she's a national champ.
502
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,425
[ Crowd shouts ]
503
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,718
Well played!
504
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,262
[ Cheers and applause ]
505
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,056
Gabriel couldn't match.
506
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,059
Go, "Holey Moley"!
Number 1!
507
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,187
Jaime Jacob,
off to round number 2,
508
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,523
and she's one step closer
to her dream
509
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,108
of that Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket,
510
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,819
and a chance at
a quarter million.
511
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,697
It's time for our final hole
in Round 1.
512
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,865
Here's Jeannie Mai
to tell us how it works.
513
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:04,370
Holy smokes, folks,
it's Dutch Courage En Fuego!
514
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,163
First, our golfers putt through
not one,
515
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,873
but two windmills on fire.
516
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,542
Once their ball
makes it through,
517
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,128
our golfers must time their run
to get to the green.
518
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,547
If they take a hit
into the H2O below,
519
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716
they will receive
a penalty stroke.
520
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,134
Thanks, Jeannie.
521
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,802
[ Cheering ]
522
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,556
The battle between Matt Miller
and Michaela McIntosh
523
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,308
here in Round 1 action.
524
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,977
How about that suit?
525
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,687
He looks like the Riddler.
526
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,981
Yeah, like a pink Riddler.
Yeah.
527
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:35,484
Hey, I'm Matt Miller,
but everybody calls me Dr. Pool.
528
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,611
I'm a pool-playing,
suit-wearing,
529
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,405
mini golf dreamboat, baby.
530
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,532
Whoo!
531
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,826
Pool and mini golf are alike
in many ways.
532
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,996
You have to be focused,
you have to be good-looking,
533
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,331
and you have to
put it in the hole.
534
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:53,711
♪ I'm here to win
"Holey Moley" ♪
535
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,465
♪ Bow-wow-wow chicka-wow!
Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪
536
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,009
♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-bow ♪
537
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,552
Yeah.
538
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,512
Hi.
My name's Michaela McIntosh.
539
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,097
I'm 24 years old,
540
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,850
and I'm known as
the Crazy Socks Girl.
541
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,978
Life is too short
to wear boring socks.
542
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,439
I feel like every time
I wear these socks,
543
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,649
something good happens to me.
544
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,818
I definitely think people
underestimate me,
545
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:22,114
but I've been playing golf
ever since I could swing a club.
546
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,657
I'm the Crazy Socks Girl,
547
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,993
and I'm gonna walk all over
my competition.
548
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,662
[ Cheers and applause ]
549
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,997
Oh, my gosh. Okay.
550
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,333
Michaela McIntosh
is gonna be up first.
551
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,503
Her sock game
turned up to 11, Joe.
552
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,009
[ Crowd shouts ]
553
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,719
-Come on, come on!
-Wait --
554
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,472
[ Crowd groans ]
555
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,183
Oh, man!
How did it stay out
of the hole?!
556
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,684
No way!
557
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,771
-Wow!
-What?
558
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:57,191
Michaela put it
right on the cup,
559
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,734
and it didn't drop.
560
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,153
Wow!
561
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,780
But the putt was
the easy part.
562
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,242
Now Michaela must make her way
through those fiery blades.
563
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,410
Oh, I'm gonna pee myself.
564
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,037
She's too far away, Joe.
565
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,789
Oh, she better inch up,
Michaela.
566
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,542
She's too far away.
567
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,709
Ugh!
568
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,419
She made it through!
What?!
569
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,547
She ran into the side
of the windmill...
570
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,799
Oh, my gosh.
...and made it through.
571
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,342
Can she do it again?
572
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,010
Nope.
573
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,262
[ Crowd shouts ]
574
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,763
No way!
575
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,890
Michaela has defeated
the windmills.
Wow!
576
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,142
Ouch.
That left hip and right --
577
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,561
those hips
are gonna be bruised.
578
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,896
Oh!
Nobody gets past
our blades.
579
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,982
Our flaming blades
of death.
580
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,900
Rob, don't worry.
Matt Miller still needs to run.
581
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,736
But first, his tee shot.
582
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,406
The 29-year-old
pool shark.
583
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,993
[ Crowd shouts ]
584
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,035
This is
a pretty good putt.
585
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,579
Actually, this could --
586
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,414
Does it come back?
No, it does not.
Oh.
587
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,665
Had a little
too much gas on it,
588
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,667
a little too much pepper
in the gumbo.
589
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,086
Beware the blades, Matt.
590
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,922
This guy is gonna be a gif
in five seconds.
591
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,258
Just based on
that suit alone.
592
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,219
[ Screams ]
593
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,971
[ Laughs ]
Ohh!
594
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,681
He had no chance.
595
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,183
Somebody make that a gif
and send it to me.
596
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,060
[ Distorted screaming ]
597
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,687
[ Laughter ]
598
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,607
I love the entry here.
This is a great entry.
599
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,066
His nickname is
Dr. Pool,
600
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,570
so he should feel really
at home in the water.
601
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,614
I'm not seeing empathy
from Michaela.
602
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,074
She's 24. She's not gonna
have any empathy.
603
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,367
They say your brain's
still developing
604
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,119
all the way up till 26,
so...
605
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,704
[ Laughs ]
606
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,707
Okay, second windmill
for Matt Miller.
607
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,834
Soggy Matt Miller.
608
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,671
[ Screams ]
Ohh!
609
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,131
That was even better!
That was even better!
610
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,341
That was a body shot.
Oh! That was great.
611
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,259
That was
right in the ribs.
612
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,803
Let's see how expose--
He just laid his ribs out.
613
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,055
Oh! [ Laughs ]
614
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,514
He just laid
his ribs out.
615
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,558
[ Laughing ]
Look at that.
616
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,685
Wait.
I want you to see
how good the launch was.
617
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,145
That's an uppercut
to the body.
618
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,939
That's pure rib shot.
619
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,273
Look at the hair
coming in front.
620
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,524
Oh! Look at the look
in his eye.
621
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,234
And freeze it!
That's the shot.
622
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,319
That's the one.
623
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,071
That's the shot
right there.
624
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,656
That's "Holey Moley,"
season 4, in a nutshell.
Yep.
625
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,824
Matt Miller, on behalf
of all of America,
626
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,785
we say thank you.
627
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,994
Stone-faced.
628
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,830
I mean,
not an ounce of empathy.
629
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,291
You know, that is
an interesting dichotomy
630
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,379
of what your early 20s
looks like versus your late 20s.
631
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,339
[ Laughs ]
632
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,132
20s is a tough time.
633
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,637
Michaela McIntosh
will have two putts to win it.
634
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,889
Alright.
Trying to get
to the second round here
635
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,183
with a victory
on Dutch Courage En Fuego
636
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,686
and staying dry
if she does.
637
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,065
Come on. That's it.
638
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,692
And she does it.
Wow.
639
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:48,404
You can't play
Dutch Courage En Fuego better
640
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:51,198
than Michaela McIntosh
just did.
641
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,326
She takes the last spot
in Round 2.
642
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,079
Not even a ruined suit can
wipe that smile off his face.
643
00:24:57,079 --> 00:25:00,290
Great sportsmanship
from Matt Miller.
644
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,667
Ohh!
645
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,377
Oh, Matt Miller.
646
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,170
You know what
it reminds me of?
647
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,505
Wait for it.
648
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,424
Ohh.
649
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,050
Fire and ice.
650
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:13,220
You remember our alpenhorn guy
from Season 3?
651
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,723
This is the real
fire and ice.
652
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,307
Oh, look at
the cross-fade.
653
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,893
I want this to be our billboard
on Sunset.
654
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,937
[ Snickers ]
655
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,231
Right there.
656
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,608
"For your consideration,"
Emmy Awards.
657
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,902
That's the perfect image.
658
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:34,199
♪♪
659
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,246
Tessitore: Welcome back.
660
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,873
It's another beautiful night
at "Holey Moley" HQ.
661
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,583
And, boy, do we have
something exciting
662
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,044
for our first Round 2
sudden-death matchup.
663
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,087
It's Polecano.
664
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,423
This is one of the signature,
most-beloved holes
665
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,592
in the history
of "Holey Moley."
666
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,635
It's been two seasons
since we've seen it,
667
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,137
but this is
one of the holes
668
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,264
that brings us thrills
and chills.
669
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,766
Yeah, and violence.
670
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,770
This is Polecano.
You know the deal.
671
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,146
You putt it up.
It has to come through
672
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,230
the lava rocks.
673
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,523
You land in the center,
674
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,233
and that's the best position
on the green,
675
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,444
then you have to
get across the lagoon
676
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:13,697
from the volcano
over to the pole.
677
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,949
Whoo!
Uh-oh, here we go, Joe.
678
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,868
[ Both cheering ]
679
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,287
Round 2 battle
between Jaime Jacob
680
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,956
and Michaela McIntosh.
681
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,541
Wait.
682
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,460
Hey, good luck.
You got this.
Good luck.
683
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,462
Riggle: I can't tell them apart,
or is it just me?
684
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:29,671
What are you
talking about?
685
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,340
They may be
the same person.
686
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,800
They're both
completely blond.
687
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,259
They're completely
different.
688
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,803
Jaime's got the stars
on her pants.
689
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,096
She's the pro golfer.
690
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,889
That's Michaela
with the crazy socks.
691
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,557
Okay, good.
692
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,601
I just wanted to make sure
I wasn't having a stroke.
693
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,895
Oh, geez.
694
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,106
This is Michaela's
tee shot.
695
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,985
Ooh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
696
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:55,280
Oh, that needs to kick over
towards volcano.
697
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,573
[ Crowd groans ]
698
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,283
Sand.
699
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:03,080
So Michaela McIntosh is gonna
have the worst possible position
700
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,374
on Polecano's green.
701
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,834
Ohh.
702
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,837
That's a tough,
tough lie.
703
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,964
This is crazy.
704
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,800
Crazy Socks Girl
is what she likes to be called.
705
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,637
Always comes out with a new pair
of knee-high-style socks.
706
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,223
Oh, I'm gonna die, y'all.
707
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,724
Here she goes!
708
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,892
[ Screaming ]
709
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,352
Oh, she's screaming
already.
710
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,521
Michaela!
What?
711
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:31,108
She did not release, and now
they're gonna wind her up.
712
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,276
What?
713
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,319
It's a double whammy
of Polecano.
714
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,530
This is when
it gets good!
Oh, my gosh.
715
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,407
It's trying
to shake her loose!
716
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:39,449
Ah!
717
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,493
What is go-- Oh!
Wow.
718
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,538
They really upped the voltage
on this one, Joe.
719
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:45,998
Whoo!
720
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,916
I mean,
look at this.
721
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,668
[ Laughs ]
722
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,670
It's crazy, Joe.
723
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,755
Watch her legs
on entry.
724
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,549
It's like
she's folded up.
725
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,468
Like a rag doll.
726
00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,928
Jaime: Okay.
727
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,096
Jaime Jacob.
728
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,681
She's lining it up.
729
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,933
Wants to get it through
that opening at the top
730
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,560
for the best tee shot.
731
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,606
Jaime.
732
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,358
Oh, what a beautiful
tee shot!
733
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,359
Go!
734
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,611
Jaime Jacob!
735
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,904
[ Evil laugh ]
736
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,448
Whoo! Tiki!
737
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:22,534
Tiki is found!
738
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,078
Something supernatural
is happening.
739
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:31,126
♪♪
740
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,753
Oh, okay!
741
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,463
It didn't go in,
but we're close.
742
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,215
Okay.
Whoo!
743
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:40,594
Everybody loves this moment
on "Holey Moley" --
744
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,263
the moment that
the high-velocity zip line
745
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,933
goes racing across
from the volcano.
746
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,144
Here she goes!
747
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,562
Jaime.
748
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,897
Whoa.
749
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,690
Oh!
Oh!
750
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:57,110
Jaime is
into the water.
751
00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,738
On the replay,
look at the smile.
752
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,406
It's still locked on.
753
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,201
Why would you be smiling?
You know what's coming.
754
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,286
Watch the air kick.
755
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:10,666
Much like her pants, Joe,
she's seeing stars right now.
756
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,377
She probably got a mouthful
of that toxic water.
757
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,504
It's not toxic.
758
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,381
Leftover water
from Hole Number Two.
759
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,799
It's right out
of the hose.
760
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,425
I saw them fill it
earlier today.
761
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,302
Everything I say.
I'm just telling you the truth.
762
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,470
Everything I say.
763
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,639
You tend to embellish
a little bit.
764
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,392
What is this?
I don't do this.
765
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:29,768
[ Crowd cheering ]
766
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,105
So, both of our competitors
sit 2.
767
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:36,358
Michaela McIntosh is away,
and she is far away.
768
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,985
She's in the sand.
769
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,487
This is a tricky putt.
770
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,448
This is gonna be rough,
literally.
771
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:48,453
♪♪
772
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,664
Slaps at it.
Over the ridge.
773
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,082
Nice.
774
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,918
And coming back
a little bit.
775
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,004
Feeling good.
We're feeling good.
776
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,923
Jaime Jacob will be
putting for the win.
777
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,591
Show 'em what you got.
778
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,885
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
779
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:09,516
♪♪
780
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,227
And she is into
the final round!
781
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,645
[ Cheers and applause ]
782
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,940
Jaime Jacob will play
for The Golden Putter
783
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:20,318
and the plaid jacket as she
comes out victorious here.
784
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,653
Don't go anywhere.
785
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,906
More "Holey Moley"
right here on ABC.
786
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,700
Good job, Joe.
Oh, thank you, Rob.
787
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,285
That was nice.
788
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:36,376
And now Rob Riggle's
increasingly desperate plan
789
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,296
to save "Holey Moley."
790
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:42,466
[ Seedy music playing ]
791
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,092
Psst.
792
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,136
Psst.
793
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:47,721
Psst.
Psst.
794
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,014
Psst.
Psst.
795
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,767
Hey [Stammers]
just listen.
Hm.
796
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,186
I could use another set of hands
on something.
797
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,272
Hmm.
I know an octopus.
798
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,232
No, not an octopus.
799
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,984
I need someone
with your skills
800
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,694
to help "Holey Moley"
get picked up.
801
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,155
Sí. Sí.
You need the grease.
802
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,740
Yes, yes.
[ Chuckles ]
803
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,077
I need you to do whatever it
takes to save "Holey Moley."
804
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,287
Whatever it takes.
805
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,707
Sí.
What it takes.
806
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:20,420
Good, and if you tell anyone
we talked about this,
807
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,215
I always love me
a good shrimp cocktail.
808
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,549
Oh, really?
809
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,885
I love plankton soup.
We should have dinner.
810
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,303
What? No. No.
811
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,388
Just don't tell anybody
we talked, okay?
812
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,848
Okay, okay, okay.
813
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,100
Psst.
Psst.
814
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,184
Psst.
What?
815
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:35,227
Just what?
816
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,770
Come on,
buy me dinner.
817
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,480
[ Sighs ]
Come on,
it's gonna be great.
818
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,440
Okay, alright, alright.
Just --
819
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,691
Fine, come on.
820
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,401
[ Laughs ]
821
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,072
Tessitore: Welcome back.
822
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,698
The "Holey Moley" course,
823
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:52,077
playground for some of the
greatest athletes in the world.
824
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,080
You ready for some action
and death-defying stunts?
825
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,540
You bet.
826
00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:00,043
♪ Send those bodies,
launching bodies ♪
827
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:03,338
♪ Shooting people
across the sky ♪
828
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,923
[ Crowd cheering ]
829
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,843
Let's head over to our next
brand-new hole this season.
830
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,095
It is time
for Full Mooney,
831
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,305
and we have got a hot one
tonight.
832
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:16,184
You have to putt it
over the ramp, across the water,
833
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:19,312
to the
moon-landing-themed green,
834
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,731
then they have to get up
on that orbiting moon
835
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,525
and try to make it
across the water.
836
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:27,362
And if you go into the drink,
it's a stroke penalty.
837
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,114
Okay, we are ready to go.
838
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,158
It's our final
Round 2 matchup.
839
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,243
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
840
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,537
It's the Cosmic Cowboy,
Nick Andrews,
841
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:38,748
taking on
Crazy Kasey Nicholson.
842
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,167
Yep.
843
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:43,795
Nick Andrews,
the Cosmic Cowboy.
844
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,922
Says he wants to buy his wife
a new car
845
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,465
and a house
with the winnings.
846
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,259
That is the right answer.
847
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,805
Tee shot
for Nick Andrews.
848
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,390
Let's see if it plays
off the backstop.
849
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,892
It does.
Catches the ridge.
850
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,769
And it accelerates.
851
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:05,233
That is an extremely difficult
position on the green.
852
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:08,069
That is almost
in the next galaxy.
853
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,740
A huge moment in history --
854
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,868
the first mini golfer
to ever set foot on the moon.
855
00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:17,454
[ Beep, radio chatter ]
856
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,705
Nick: That feels good.
857
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,165
I love the moon.
858
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,541
Yee-haw!
859
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,834
Man: We're stand by.
860
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:23,877
[ Beep ]
861
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:28,465
3, 2, 1, 0.
862
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:31,801
First couple steps
look okay.
863
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,929
Ohh!
864
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,222
We have splashdown.
865
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,681
[ Beep ]
866
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,475
Look at this,
that little hop step.
867
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,560
That little hop step,
that's what threw him off.
868
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,021
Oh!
It's like he forgot
how to run.
869
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,274
He was left, right, left, right,
left, left, left, right.
870
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,693
Oh!
That's not good.
871
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,029
Here we go.
Whoo.
872
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:55,909
I think Kasey understands
the gravity of this situation.
873
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:59,371
Kasey also moonlights
as a comedian.
874
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:04,542
His tee shot
launches very far,
875
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,253
so it catches the backstop.
876
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:09,422
And then it goes
into the hazard.
877
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:13,802
My policy, Joe, has always been
shoot for the moon.
878
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:16,554
You're really going with
the moon themes all hole long,
879
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,306
aren't you?
Yeah.
880
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:21,643
Even if you miss, you're gonna
land on the stars, right?
881
00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,687
Huh, Joe?
882
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,273
Kasey Nicholson,
you know the deal.
883
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:30,068
Have to stay out of the water
to avoid the stroke penalty.
884
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,319
Ooh.
[ Beep ]
885
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:35,407
3, 2, 1, 0.
886
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,201
Nicholson.
887
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,495
Oh, he goes start, stop,
start, stop.
888
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,539
I like how he's staying
on top, Joe.
889
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,541
Easy. Easy. Easy.
890
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,876
Oh,
then he goes sideways!
891
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,045
Oh, he dives for it!
Does he make it?
892
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,756
Oh, he jumps for it!
893
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,551
How about that!
Yeah!
894
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,928
Wow!
Kasey Nicholson!
895
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,598
Yeah! Yeah!
896
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:03,226
That was a big
"Holey Moley" moment, Joe!
897
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,021
He knew he was losing it,
so he said,
898
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,815
"Instead of going for the water,
I'm gonna go for it,"
899
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,192
and he pulled it off.
900
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,570
Well done, sir.
That was impressive.
901
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:14,904
The lunge -- I love it --
at the end.
902
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,782
Wow.
Nailed it!
903
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,827
Nick: Got a lunar surface
to go over here.
904
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:24,956
Nick Andrews doesn't really
have much of an option here.
905
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,003
Let's see it.
Let's see. It's happening!
906
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,379
Ooh!
907
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,964
Wow.
908
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,341
I'll take it.
909
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,675
He sits 3 from there.
910
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,761
Remember, he has
the stroke penalty.
911
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:41,556
Kasey Nicholson from
the moon dust for the win.
912
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,557
Alright.
913
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,018
He has two putts.
914
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:49,981
Ohh.
915
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,358
Aah!
916
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,984
The speed was way off.
917
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,070
Way off.
918
00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,530
That is one small putt
for man.
919
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,991
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
920
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,077
We got to make this.
[ Flute plays ]
921
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:05,080
Can Kasey become a star
here at "Holey Moley" tonight?
922
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,708
Hit this putt, and he will
be playing for a championship.
923
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:16,049
♪♪
924
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,552
And he sinks it.
There it is!
925
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,262
Whoo! Whoo!
926
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,639
Yeah!
927
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:26,309
Put a little sauce
on that win, huh, Kasey?
928
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,145
Kasey Nicholson's gonna play
for the plaid jacket
929
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,189
and The Golden Putter.
930
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,275
I'm over the moon
about that putt.
Mm-hmm.
931
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,527
See what I did?
932
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,070
I saw what you did.
I heard it.
933
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,406
I expected it,
and there it was.
934
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,200
Well, you're welcome.
935
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,451
I don't remember thank--
936
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,036
Well, we'll just move on.
937
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,665
The "Holey Moley" final hole
when we come back.
938
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:55,880
Tessitore:
We welcome you back to the
final round of "Holey Moley."
939
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,674
And up for grabs tonight,
of course,
940
00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,926
it's the plaid jacket,
The Golden Putter,
941
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:04,305
and that much-desired chance
at a quarter million dollars.
942
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:06,558
What better place
to battle it out
943
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,393
than on another
brand-new hole?
944
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,812
We are revealing the glitz
and the glamour
945
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,689
of Holeywood.
946
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,358
And on Holeywood tonight,
it's Jaime Jacob,
947
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,153
a 22-year-old
from California,
948
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:22,615
against Kasey Nicholson,
the 42-year-old from Montana.
949
00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:26,411
Golfers on this hole run down
the Holeywood Walk of Fame
950
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:29,497
and launch themselves
onto one of the stars.
951
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,040
Whichever star they land on
952
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,543
determines their ball position
on the green.
953
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,545
If they miss the stars
completely
954
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,213
and wind up in the water,
955
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,425
they'll be putting
from the drop zone.
956
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,218
And here they come.
957
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,762
Riggle: Looking sharp.
958
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:48,725
One of these two competitors
is going to be a champion.
959
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,603
Joe, I'm very upset
by the star placement.
960
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,396
This seems
way out of whack.
961
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,064
You get a star.
962
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,566
Yeah.
963
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:57,942
Stephen gets a star.
964
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,736
Stephen's the best star
that you can have.
965
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,196
Jeannie gets a star.
966
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,323
Well, Jeannie is a star.
967
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,784
Sir Goph gets a star?
968
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,328
He's the primary mascot
of the entire show.
969
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,038
I want a star, Joe.
970
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,831
People tune in to --
I want a star.
971
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,417
Because you're --
the expectation for you --
I want a star.
972
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,669
That you make everyb--
Star.
973
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,213
[ Crowd cheering ]
974
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,089
Let's go.
Let's go.
975
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:23,051
Jaime Jacob,
22-year-old pro golfer.
976
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,803
Has been
on the Cactus Tour,
977
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,097
but has she ever faced
something like this --
978
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,558
a red carpet accelerator,
979
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,101
having to launch herself
980
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,604
to try to get
the best possible position?
981
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,231
How far can she go?
982
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,066
[ Air horn blows ]
983
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,067
Oh!
984
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,902
Down the red carpet.
985
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,111
Aah!
986
00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,572
Launched to
the Jeannie Mai star!
987
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:47,367
Wow!
988
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,078
That was impressive,
wasn't it?
989
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:51,830
The fact that she was able
to stop herself
990
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,414
was very impressive.
991
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,667
She did it
long jump-style.
992
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,502
Slammo!
993
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,839
Okay.
994
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,132
Oh, isn't that a gentleman
of Course Marshal Joe?
995
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,385
Thank you.
996
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:08,555
Think people are very taken
by Course Marshal Joe?
997
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:12,308
I mean, that style of hat
is selling out coast to coast.
998
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,978
He's the number-one
Halloween costume this year.
999
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,689
[ Crowd cheering ]
1000
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:21,609
Boy, Kasey Nicholson is really
enjoying the moment in the tux.
1001
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,819
Whoo!
1002
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,404
He's got
a thousand-watt smile.
1003
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,114
He knows how to work
the red carpet.
1004
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,366
Whoo-hoo!
1005
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,534
[ Air horn blows ]
1006
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,660
Here we go!
1007
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,953
Kasey,
what do you have here?
1008
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,705
How far can you go?
1009
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,582
Oh! Wow.
1010
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,166
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1011
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,044
Whoa!
Face-planted
onto that second star.
1012
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,213
I made it!
1013
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,299
Watch his face
on the Jeannie Mai star.
1014
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:47,051
Boom!
I'm hungry for a star!
1015
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,929
It looked like his face
actually ricocheted off.
1016
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:50,972
Look at that.
1017
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,724
That looks vicious.
1018
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,183
Yeah, he's gonna
feel that tomorrow.
1019
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,519
Man!
Yikes.
1020
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,271
Now we've got
a real battle here,
1021
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:01,316
because they will both
have the same ball position
1022
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,026
for their tee shot.
1023
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:06,321
They both landed
on the Jeannie Mai star.
1024
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:11,743
There is a hump right in the
middle of that long red carpet.
1025
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:19,292
Oh, it got a big pop.
Big pop.
1026
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,794
Caught pieces
of three ridges
1027
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,838
and settles in
right near the ramp.
1028
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,715
Okay. Okay.
1029
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,426
[ Crowd cheering ]
1030
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,304
Let's put on a show.
1031
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:34,724
Kasey Nicholson
from Montana.
1032
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,023
It pops up a lot.
Here's the next ridge.
1033
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:45,109
And then there's another ridge
to deal with.
Oh, no.
1034
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,362
But he's in
a far worse position.
1035
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,655
It's okay.
1036
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,948
It's not okay.
1037
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,282
It's okay.
1038
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,702
It is not okay, Kasey.
It's not, sir.
1039
00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,496
Jaime Jacob.
1040
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,665
Stakes can't be higher
than this.
1041
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:01,668
This is for a chance
to keep the dream alive.
1042
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:09,676
Wow. That is
an outstanding putt.
Wow.
1043
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,344
[ Cheers and applause ]
1044
00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:14,514
And she's one step closer to
her chance at a quarter million.
1045
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,641
That was a good putt.
1046
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,393
So Jaime cards a 2.
1047
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,770
The pressure now
shifts to Kasey.
1048
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,105
Oh, yeah.
1049
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,356
[ Flute plays ]
Alright.
1050
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:24,607
I mean, it's just --
1051
00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,694
It's just --
Want to go in your hole?
1052
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:30,738
Very, very challenging putt.
1053
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,323
Got this!
1054
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,618
Must make.
1055
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:36,703
And he doesn't.
1056
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,162
[ Crowd groans ]
1057
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,163
Whoo!
1058
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,289
Yes! Yes!
1059
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:42,125
She did it!
1060
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,920
Whoo! Let's go!
1061
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,466
The 22-year-old is tonight's
"Holey Moley" champion.
1062
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,885
Let's go!
Number one!
1063
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:57,265
It is that moment that every
mini golfer looks forward to,
1064
00:41:57,265 --> 00:42:00,143
as we will
get to Stephen Curry.
1065
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,769
Congratulations.
Welcome to the clubhouse.
1066
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,063
Wow, thank you.
Where's Steph?
1067
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,648
Eh.
1068
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,734
He's not there right now
for the plaid jacket ceremony,
1069
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:09,193
but Course Marshal Joe there
1070
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,237
to hand out
that coveted plaid jacket
1071
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,739
and The Golden Putter.
1072
00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:14,157
Wow.
Thank you so much.
1073
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,283
Well done.
1074
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,784
I'm so proud.
Very proud.
1075
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:17,827
Thank you so much.
Come on in.
1076
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,662
Group photo.
1077
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:22,874
What an inspiring night
of extreme mini golf.
1078
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:26,377
We're gonna see you next time
right here on "Holey Moley."