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Previously on "Holey Moley"...
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[ Engine revs ]
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Rob thinks "Holey Moley"
is in trouble.
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Riggle: What is going on
around here?
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So he recruited the Muppets
to help him save the show.
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I'm always funnier
after some lasagna.
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Bananas!
Ooh!
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[ Groans ]
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But when Pepe went too far...
[ Line ringing ]
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I got a surprise for you.
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Riggle:
Pepe, is that Stephen?
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Narrator:
...Rob was desperate.
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I need
big ideas, Kermit.
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So ABC has to keep
"Holey Moley" on the air.
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Kind of like a big finale.
Yes! Exactly.
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And a big finale
needs a big draw card.
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Miss Piggy.
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♪♪
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Tessitore:
This is the most dangerous
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miniature golf course
ever created.
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[ Crowd groaning ]
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Aah!
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It's extremely extreme.
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[ Crowd groans ]
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This is mini golf
on steroids.
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Which are illegal.
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Our golfers do not
do mini golf steroids.
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Tonight...
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[ Screams ]
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...eight world-class
non-steroidal athletes...
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That's what
I'm talking about!
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[ Screams ]
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...three rounds
of extreme mini golf...
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That was awesome!
She did it!
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...one winner.
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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That's Joe Tessitore.
That's Rob Riggle.
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And this is...
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Together: "Holey Moley"!
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"Fore-ever."
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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It is a blustery night
here at Club Holey Moley.
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Look at the gusts, the gales,
the intermittent blasts.
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The weather
is proving to be
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an absolutely impassioned
spectator
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here at Holey Moley
tonight.
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You sure got some $20 words
there, big guy.
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You know, you're like
one of those, uh,
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"word of the day" calendar
kind of guys, huh?
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Uh, thank you, I think.
No problem.
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Look, I can do word stuff, too.
That's all I'm saying.
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All right.
[ Clears throat ]
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Tonight's program will be
truly scintillating.
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Featuring
diminutive golf orbs,
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penetrating minuscule
perforations within the Earth,
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culminating
with the presentation
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of The Golden Putter.
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Did you just do,
like, a Google search
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of "big words that make me
look smart"?
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Indubitably, Joseph.
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[ Sighs ]
All right, folks.
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Tonight, here's how
it's gonna go.
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Round 1, we get eight golfers.
They're gonna face off.
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The winners go to
the sudden death Round 2.
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And if you get to
that final pairing,
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that's where you play for a spot
in the season finale,
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where one of our champions
is gonna make a putt
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worth a quarter million
dollars.
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So much on the line
for our competitors tonight.
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Let's head down
to our first hole, Cornhole...
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Let's go!
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...where the first pairing
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is getting ready
to tee off.
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[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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It's Matthew Edmonds
from Tennessee
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up against the Californian
Pierre Levesque.
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Hi, my name is Pierre Levesque,
and I'm known as Putting Pierre.
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Everyone asks me if I am French,
and the answer is no.
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And I do not speak French.
[ Laughs ]
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I'm single.
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I'm ready to meet a man
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just as obsessed with golf
as I am.
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But I'm not just a pretty face.
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I'm here to take home the "W."
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Hey, guys,
my name is Matthew Edmonds,
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and I'm the health freak
of mini golf.
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Out here training hard
for "Holey Moley."
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Coming from the gold, baby!
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I'm gonna chug
a protein shake
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before and after
I get out there.
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Ain't got time
to be sipping on it.
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One of my biggest fears
is to get 70 years old
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and not be able to use my body
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because if I can't use my body,
I can't go play mini golf, huh?
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I'm coming for you,
Holey Moley. Let's go. Whoo!
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Tee shot
for Matthew Edmonds.
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When he's not playing mini golf,
he's weight training,
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he's going to CrossFit.
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Riggle: Wow.
Dedicated to fitness.
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Now, typically,
how many hours a day
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do you work out, Rob?
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Does that include
getting out of bed?
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It does.
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Uh, then I'd say none.
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Oh, too much.
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He's got a lot here.
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Oh!
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Gave it too much.
Too much what?
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Go on. Say it, man.
Let it fly. Let it fly.
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Oh, the pepper
in the gumbo!
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Too much! Too much!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Good one.
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Tessitore: Now,
Matthew's very athletic.
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So he should be able to get
a good sprint across the ear.
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Has about three seconds
to make it across
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before the kernels
explode.
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[ Microwave whirring,
kernels popping ]
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If he falls in,
it's a stroke penalty.
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[ Timer dings ]
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Oh, he slipped at
the start.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Wow, did he get tangled up
in those bags!
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Whoa!
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You deserved that!
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I got to see this in replay.
This was amazing.
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Watch his face disappear.
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Oh.
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And then watch it reappear
right here.
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[ Laughs ]
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And he's facing
the wrong way.
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And that makes him
super sad.
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See, I made a little
face there?
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I do see
the little face.
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You're all
covered in stuff.
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Pierre's away.
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Putting Pierre.
Putting Pierre.
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Pierre, I believe,
in French
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is French for
"sparkling water."
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Are you talking about
Perrier?
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That's the stuff.
That's the stuff.
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Same thing, right?
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No pressure.
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Hole in one.
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Pierre.
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Oh, this has got
too much on it.
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Ohh.
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Same thing.
Yeah, too much.
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Both of our golfers here
matching up
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in this Round 1 battle.
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Oh, man.
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Well, there is one way
she can get a stroke up here.
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That's right.
And that is by
making it past
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the exploding
cob of corn.
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[ Microwave whirring ]
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That's not
the correct lean.
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She needs to be leaning forward.
She's leaning back.
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That will not get you
a good quick start.
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[ Timer dings ]
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She's hesitant.
Got to go, got to go,
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got to go, got to go!
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[ Screams ]
Ohh. Gosh.
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No chance.
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Wow, she was sent.
[ Laughs ]
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Oh, there's actual popcorn.
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She missed the light.
[ Ding ]
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She had a full second,
I would say, delay.
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[ Screams ]
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She how her hips
come out first?
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She got hit in the left hip,
and it really spun her around.
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They both lie 2.
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Show me how it's done.
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Matthew Edmonds
trying to get to Round 2.
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Going to stab it
on the way down? No.
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Matthew: So close.
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I think Matthew Edmonds
needs a scrunchie.
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I think his hair was
in the way on that last shot.
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This is for the win,
Pierre.
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Man:
You got it, Pierre.
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Thank you.
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She's getting support
from the crowd.
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Look at our gallery.
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I've never seen them
pay more attention to a golfer.
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[ Romantic music playing ]
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Yeah, Pierre's single
and ready to mingle,
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according to her bio here.
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Look at that guy.
He's in love.
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He has the glasses
on top of the glasses.
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Well, I mean,
he's looking good.
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Pierre trying to get
to Round 2.
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♪♪
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She does!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Come on!
She did it!
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What a great, great putt.
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Look at all these guys.
They're in love.
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Best "Holey Moley" ever.
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Pierre Levesque
is off to round number 2,
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the sales executive
from San Diego.
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Matthew Edmonds,
we will say goodbye to him.
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He's going home, and he's gonna
CrossFit so hard.
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Hey, season after season,
this next hole,
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it has wowed players
and fans of "Holey Moley" alike.
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It is The Distractor.
Everybody loves it.
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It comes across as just being
a straightforward putt.
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Bear.
Rob.
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Bear, bear, bear,
bear, bear.
Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
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This obsession over a bear
being The Distractor...
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What? Joe, every season,
I pray that there's a bear
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behind that wall --
every season.
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And every season,
I'm let down.
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I'm gonna take
a guess right now
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and say it's a bear.
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Bear, bear, bear, bear.
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Very unlikely that it'll
be a bear behind the wall.
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Eh, we'll see
about that.
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This time, it's a bear!
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Nope. Mariachi band.
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It'll be a bear someday.
You watch.
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If I don't see
a live bear tonight,
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[Sighs] someone's
getting fired.
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Now, I'm gonna go vomit
out of my butt.
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[ Laughs ]
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Hold on, I'm hearing --
I'm getting some notes.
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They're saying
I can't say that, Joe.
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Can I say I'm gonna take
a hot deuce?
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All right, guys,
I'm gonna take a hot deuce.
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I'll be back in five.
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You do your business.
You take care of that.
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Bear!
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Bear!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Distraction battle
Round 1,
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between Leonard Smith
and Katie Kearney.
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Hi.
My name is Leonard Smith Jr.
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I'm 34 years old,
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and I'm known as
Boogie, not Bogey.
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I make a few bogeys,
but we don't think about it
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'cause I'm dancing,
I'm having a good time.
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If the ball goes in the hole,
regardless if it's a birdie,
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a triple bogey, I'm boogying.
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[ Laughing ] Let's go!
Let's go!
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I'm about to boogie my way
through this competition.
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Let's go!
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'Cause I'm all about
that bread.
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And I'm trying to
make some toast.
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Howdy, y'all.
I'm Katie Kearney.
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I'm 18 years old
from Austin, Texas,
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and I'm the Nerdy Cowgirl.
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Yee-haw!
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I can ride a horse,
I know how to lasso,
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and I'm nerdy because
I'm a bioengineering major
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at Stanford University.
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When I'm not hitting the books,
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I'm hitting
the miniature golf course.
259
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,044
Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw!
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Don't underestimate me.
Nerds can win at mini golf, too.
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I got him!
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Tessitore: Okay, Katie Kearney
and Leonard Smith Jr.
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set to do battle here.
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I'm not nervous.
I'm not nervous.
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Katie Kearney
is up first.
266
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She's got a little pressure
here on The Distractor,
267
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,146
and then she has
a Stanford exam tomorrow.
268
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,273
This is not easy to do
without Rob here.
269
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,401
I mean, I think this
is the first hole I've
ever done by myself,
270
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,570
but we'll get through it.
271
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,489
All right, let's see
what the distraction is.
272
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,782
Is it my mom?
273
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,908
Katie: No.
274
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,118
Could it be your mom?
275
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,160
Maybe.
276
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,620
We are
about to find out.
277
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,622
Uh-oh.
Oh, here he comes!
278
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,832
Okay!
Oh!
279
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,128
Oh, please
don't tell me. No.
280
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,254
Uh-oh.
281
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,421
Oh, it's a --
282
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,298
Oh.
Oh, my gosh!
283
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,967
Oh, no.
284
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,094
Oh, my God!
285
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,103
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
286
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,148
where the distraction
is about to be revealed.
287
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,608
Uh-oh. Oh!
Here he comes!
288
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,819
Oh!
Okay!
289
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,028
Uh-oh.
290
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,698
Tessitore: Don't tell me.
No, guys.
291
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,950
Oh, my God!
292
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,160
[ Roaring ]
293
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,661
That's a bear!
Oh, my God.
294
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,829
Oh, my God!
295
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,331
Tessitore:
It is a giant bear
296
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,501
as The Distractor
for Katie and Leonard,
297
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,963
and Riggle has been
talking about having a bear
298
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,465
every single day
we've been at work
299
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,800
for years now.
300
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,470
I am never gonna hear
the end of this from Rob.
301
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,181
All he's been talking about
is the bear.
302
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:27,145
Katie, with that wild hat,
she refers to herself
303
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,648
as "the Nerdy Cowgirl."
304
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:35,236
And she has the 12-foot putt
facing her.
305
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,908
Katie 12-foot putt,
306
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,034
and it drops!
307
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,578
She nails it
on her first putt.
308
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,497
Good luck.
Katie Kearney,
the freshman at Stanford,
309
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,542
could be heading
to round number 2.
310
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,835
Now Leonard Smith.
311
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,838
He needs to make this
to stay in the game.
312
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:57,217
Hovering over Leonard Smith Jr.
is the bear.
313
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,510
[ Bear growling ]
314
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,555
Can't get it.
315
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,182
Aaaaaaah!
316
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:07,352
Katie Kearney, an exam
tomorrow at Stanford,
317
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,563
she just got an A-plus
on The Distractor.
318
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,524
She moves on to Round 2
and is one step closer
319
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,277
to a plaid jacket
and a Golden Putter.
320
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,947
And that does it for this
edition of The Distractor.
321
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,616
Here's some snacks
for you.
Oh, thank you, my man.
322
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,243
Welcome back.
Got one of those,
too, yeah.
323
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,411
Yeah, we just knocked out
a hole over here.
324
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,580
What was the, uh --
what was the distraction?
325
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,207
Just one piece of bad news.
Yeah.
326
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,418
Uh -- Uh...it was a bear.
327
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,921
The bear?
328
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,589
Yeah.
329
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,840
The bear?!
Yeah.
330
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,384
I was gone
for five minutes.
331
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,010
I-I've been waiting
for the bear for four years.
332
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,220
I know. I-I told them.
333
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,721
You went ahead without me?!
334
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,057
You know what?
You don't -- I'm sorry.
335
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,600
These are off --
these are no longer...
336
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,060
I'm starving over here.
337
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,937
Nope. Friends only.
338
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,648
Don't touch them either,
Stretch!
339
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,442
Matter of fact,
nobody touch the doughnuts.
340
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,445
You're all
on double secret probation.
341
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,157
Why don't we just move on
to our next hole?
342
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,619
Back by popular demand,
The Pecker.
343
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,788
Let's check in with Jeannie
down on the course.
344
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,624
Thanks, Joe.
We are here at The Pecker
345
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,128
to see "feather" or not our
golfers have the right stuff.
346
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,880
Golfers tee off down the branch
to the green below.
347
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,425
Then they'll spring on to
the moving woodpecker
348
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,428
and deftly attempt to grab
its feather.
349
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,929
If they fall off without it,
350
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,889
they'll walk away
with a penalty stroke
351
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,142
and a little egg on their face.
352
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,103
Thanks, Jeannie.
Here they come.
353
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,814
Jeff Hoyt
and Nick Fennessy.
354
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,482
A lot of people have been
looking forward
355
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,817
to this matchup.
356
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,652
Hi.
I'm Nick Fennessy.
357
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,988
And I'm the garage golfer
of mini golf,
358
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,865
because I built a driving range
in my garage,
359
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,491
and I practice all the time.
360
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,494
I want to put Steph Curry's
money in my pocket.
361
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,122
My wife's already claimed
half of it for plastic surgery,
362
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,166
including a boob job
and some Botox.
363
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,834
Yeah! Come on!
364
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,669
To my wife, Lindsay,
I'm getting you that boob job.
365
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,255
Ahhh!
366
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,466
Hey, everybody.
I'm Jeff Hoyt.
367
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,469
For the last year,
I've been working on my "yeard."
368
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:08,097
This is my one-year anniversary
of growing out this expression
369
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,309
of facial hair that is also
a measurement of time.
370
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,312
When it comes to playing
mini golf, I'm top notch.
371
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,731
Whoooo!
372
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,525
I've played mini golf in at
least 15 different countries.
373
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,570
Ye-e-e-e-e-ah!
374
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,740
And I always, always
aim for the hole.
375
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,284
Oh, yeah, baby!
376
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,703
What's up, bird?
377
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,246
[ Creaking ]
378
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,748
All right.
379
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,750
Tee shot for Jeff Hoyt.
380
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,837
Off the channel.
381
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,506
There it goes.
There it goes.
382
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,674
May have a shot
at a hole in one.
383
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,009
Riggle: Oh.
Boom, boom.
384
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,344
It's a rocky road
to get there, though.
385
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,012
Hurry up!
386
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,515
Keep your eye on this, Joe.
That's gonna be good.
387
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,183
Wait!
388
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,351
Oh!
389
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,560
And it just missed!
390
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,728
So close.
391
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,230
Son of a biscuit!
392
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,024
Just to the left of
an ace opportunity.
393
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,734
All right.
You got this.
394
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,569
Jeff Hoyt,
marathon runner.
395
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,697
We'll see if he can apply
some athleticism to The Pecker.
396
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,783
It takes a light touch
on that pecker.
397
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,453
♪♪
398
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,704
[ Crowd gasping ]
399
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,124
Ooh! Ooh!
400
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,835
[ Laughs ]
Oh, it was so good.
401
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,753
He gave a really good leap.
402
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,880
[ Groans ]
Oh!
403
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,758
But the timing was off.
404
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,554
And he landed almost like
he fell off a ladder.
405
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,722
Very hard pecker
to conquer.
406
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,057
Yes, sir.
407
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,185
For you guys out there.
408
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,563
Nick Fennessy
was a college golfer.
409
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,649
He's now a 37-year-old
bank manager.
410
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,280
Ooh, he grabs the channel.
This could be good!
411
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,073
Get in the hole!
412
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,243
This could put him in
a very good spot.
413
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,411
Get in there.
414
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,453
Oh, it's all about
this one.
415
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,955
Does he get the kiss?
416
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,165
Oh, he missed it.
417
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,583
And, oh, it takes
a bad kick.
418
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,293
Oh, he got a bad break
on that one.
419
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,919
Oh!
420
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,422
Oh, no. Terrible.
421
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,882
Nick's gonna have
a tough second putt.
422
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,758
Other side of that ridge
isn't easy,
423
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,429
nor is this -- facing off
against The Pecker.
424
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,267
Nick Fennessy is going
to launch himself
425
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,935
to try to get that
red feather.
426
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,270
Oh!
Can he get there?
427
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,938
Oh, no, get up!
Can Nick get there?
428
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,815
Ohhh.
Oh, he had it!
Why didn't he go --
429
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,984
Boy, oh, boy.
You got to scramble!
430
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,944
I thought for sure
he was gonna be able
431
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,988
to lunge at that feather.
432
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,532
You got to scramble
like something's chasing you.
433
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,159
I thought he had that.
434
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,994
But The Pecker,
it's harder than it looks.
435
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,039
All right.
436
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,332
Both of our golfers
lie 2 on the green.
437
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,708
Line her up.
438
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,794
What do you think
of those pants, Riggle?
439
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,671
I like 'em.
Taco trousers.
440
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,424
Taco trousers.
Classic taco trousers.
441
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,177
Anybody who makes a bold
decision on the pant play
442
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,678
is a friend of mine.
443
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,930
Hey, Joe.
Yeah?
444
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,348
Look at my pants.
445
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,767
What?
Are those $100 bills?
446
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,311
$100 bills, y'all!
[ Cash register dings ]
447
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,856
Nick Fennessy is up first.
448
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,530
It's a tough putt.
That ridge right in his line.
449
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,662
Whoa!
Oh, he missed it!
450
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,539
Just outside.
So close.
451
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,875
That means Jeff Hoyt's going to
be putting for the win.
452
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,502
Are you ready, my man?
453
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,008
And he does it.
And he does it.
454
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,969
Oh, yeah, baby!
455
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,889
Jeff Hoyt, 41-year-old
from Las Vegas, Nevada...
456
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,516
Whoo!
457
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,810
...has won on The Pecker.
458
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521
And he will advance to
round number 2,
459
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,773
taco trousers and all.
460
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:49,277
Taco! Crazy!
461
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:55,908
And now Rob Riggle's
attempt to save "Holey Moley."
462
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,078
There you go.
463
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,705
Well, hello, Miss Piggy.
464
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,415
The line's
over there, buddy.
465
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,125
No, no, no.
I don't want an autograph.
466
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,376
I've actually written you
a few letters --
467
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,877
more than just a few.
468
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,171
In fact, I wrote you
a couple poems, as well.
469
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,673
Oh, you're Rob.
470
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,259
It's so nice to put a face
to the stalker.
471
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,928
Well, no.
Look. [ Clears throat ]
472
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,555
[ Chuckles ]
I need your help.
473
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,432
You need a licensed
therapist, sweetie.
474
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,725
[ Laughs ] Good one.
475
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,518
Classic Miss Piggy,
am I right?
476
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,936
No, seriously.
477
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,105
I need your help to save
my TV show. Okay?
478
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,607
I'm planning
the big finale Distractor
479
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,443
for "Holey Moley"
so ABC can't cancel us.
480
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,447
You are just the star I need
to hit it out of the park.
481
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,616
You need a star,
you say?
482
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,286
Moi is listening.
483
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,621
Yes!
484
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,832
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
485
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,300
Tessitore: We welcome you back
to "Holey Moley."
486
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,427
It's time for our final hole
in Round 1.
487
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,013
It is the hole
we call Trap Tee-Ze.
488
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,770
Riggle: Look at the trapeze
dummy in the background, Joe.
489
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,480
It looks like Mussolini.
490
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,815
It looks just like you.
They nailed the hair.
491
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,317
Not even cl-- What?
What?
492
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,818
What? What do you
mean "what"?
493
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,153
If I hung you upside down,
that's exactly
494
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,655
what your hair
would look like.
495
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,365
I don't think so. No.
496
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,325
It's as close to cloning
as we can get here
497
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,660
on "Holey Moley."
498
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,328
I think you're
exaggerating now.
499
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,664
[ Cheers and applause ]
500
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,500
Hey, next up here
on The Trap Tee-Ze.
501
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,003
Brinn Hollander
and Gabby Then.
502
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,130
When?
Then.
503
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,965
Got it.
504
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,719
Hi. I'm Brinn Hollander, the
mini maniac of "Holey Moley."
505
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,472
I collect everything miniature
506
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,934
from miniature board games
to miniature pots and pans.
507
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,687
Basically anything you can find
in and around your house,
508
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,063
I have it miniature.
509
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,524
Look how cute
this little golf club is.
510
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,693
I've got a little obsession.
511
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,194
[ Crowd cheering ]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
512
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,406
But I've got
a big game of mini golf.
513
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,241
Hi. My name is Gabby Then.
514
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,327
And I'm a professional golfer
from Chino Hills, California.
515
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,829
-Whoo!
-I've been playing golf
516
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,163
since I was 5 years old.
517
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,248
My dad introduced me.
518
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,874
He would put a quarter down,
519
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,169
and if I made three balls
in a row, I got the quarter.
520
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:16,465
The best part of my golf game
is 100% my putting.
521
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,342
When it comes to the green,
I can't be beat.
522
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,010
[ Crowd cheering ]
Whoo!
523
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,680
I've played in almost
500 tournaments,
524
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,683
but nothing is gonna be sweeter
than winning "Holey Moley."
525
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,351
[ Laughs ]
526
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,687
Gabby:
Okay. Here we go.
527
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,272
Brinn: You got this.
528
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,232
Tessitore: Gabby Then.
529
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,525
When?
Then.
530
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,235
Yes.
531
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,238
One of the best golfers
we've ever had on.
532
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,450
Gabby is facing
a very big tee shot here.
533
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,911
Oh, that's a nice launch.
534
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,414
And here it comes on
to the green.
535
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,583
Oh, watch it.
This could be good.
536
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,710
A very good tee shot.
537
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,712
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, nice one.
538
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,380
All right. Let's go.
539
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,257
Tessitore: And now
Brinn Hollander.
540
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,552
Did an Ironman
that was 140 miles long.
541
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,845
Riggle: Wow.
542
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,555
I watched
the movie "Iron Man"
543
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,557
and was completely
exhausted by the end.
544
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,228
There she goes,
up and over.
545
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,897
[ Cheering ]
546
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,941
That's a good tee shot
from Brinn Hollander.
547
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,110
Go back, go back,
go back, go back.
Gabby: [ Laughs ]
548
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:22,281
So Gabby and Brinn
are both on the green.
549
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,450
And now Gabby
has to try to go
550
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,452
from one trapeze
to the other
551
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,829
and on to that
inflatable green.
552
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,164
I'm gonna slip.
553
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,415
Here we go.
554
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,918
Ready? Here we go.
555
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,919
Hup!
556
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,128
[ Screams ]
557
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,421
Tessitore: Oh!
558
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,923
[ Laughs ]
559
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,382
Oh!
560
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,259
You know, this is the thing
about "Holey Moley."
561
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,470
Here, you got somebody who
is literally a golfing phenom,
562
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,889
somebody who won
a U. S. national amateur,
563
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,141
but at "Holey Moley,"
there are other variables.
564
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,477
Yes, there are.
And here, it's the trapeze.
565
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,021
Whoo!
566
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,149
Brinn Hollander is
a competitive triathlete.
567
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,194
She's good at triathlons.
She should be great at trapeze.
568
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,821
I didn't know
there was a connection.
569
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,656
Big time.
The connection's obvious.
570
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,492
Man: Ready? Hup!
Here she goes.
571
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,995
And...
572
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,456
Oh, Brinn!
Oh!
573
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:16,126
She gave it a good go of it
on the trapeze,
574
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,796
and she had the Riggle dummy
coming right at her
575
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,090
and she went for
the Riggle dummy arms.
576
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,299
She was right there.
577
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,926
I mean,
the Riggle dummy was...
578
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,761
Boy, oh, boy.
579
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,429
I see what's
going on here.
580
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,931
You're being a little
too gratuitous
581
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,641
with the word "dummy"
and "Riggle,"
582
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,977
slapping them together
and repeating it over and over.
583
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,813
This is my job.
My job is to document the hole.
584
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,192
Oh, gosh.
585
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,735
Tessitore:
Both of our golfers sit 2
586
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,613
because of the stroke penalty
for going into the water.
587
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,367
Brinn Hollander.
588
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,743
Ooh, stop.
589
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,704
From there,
you'll take that.
590
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,330
It's a good lag.
591
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,582
She lies 3.
592
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:59,003
Now, Gabby Then
for the win.
593
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:02,172
But the ridge is in
the midst of her line.
594
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,841
Here's one thing, Joe...
Yes.
595
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:06,343
...I find interesting, and this
is why I like Gabriella.
596
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,220
When it comes to golf,
her motto is,
597
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,181
"Hit your ball,
find it."
598
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,349
Right.
599
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,475
"Get it in the hole..."
Yeah.
600
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,852
"...as fast as you can."
601
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,228
This applies to life.
602
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,063
It's really --
it's really philosophic.
603
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,024
[ Mystical music playing ]
Hit your ball.
604
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,067
Yeah, hit your ball in life.
Find it.
605
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,445
Put it in the hole.
606
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,573
[ Exhales sharply ]
It's deep.
607
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,241
It almost --
It makes my brain hurt.
608
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,076
Let me ruminate
a little bit.
609
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,914
Oh! And over the ridge!
Oh, no!
610
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,457
Gabby: Oh, no!
611
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,751
Oh, she gave it
too much, Rob.
[ Whistles ]
612
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,878
Oh, my gosh. Okay.
613
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,590
Gabby Then hitting 4.
614
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,929
This is for a chance
to keep the dream alive.
615
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,059
It slides past,
616
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,228
and now Gabby will be
tapping in for a 5.
617
00:23:58,228 --> 00:23:59,396
[ Cheering ]
618
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,773
Oh, so close.
Brinn: Good job.
619
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,107
Thanks.
620
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,734
Tessitore:
And now Brinn Hollander
621
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,986
will have a chance
for the win.
622
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,908
Look at the stance
with the right foot.
623
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,117
Riggle: That's tough.
624
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,619
Coming downhill.
625
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,955
Very difficult putt.
626
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,458
And in!
Oh!
627
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,543
Nice. Congratulations.
628
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:25,965
Brinn Hollander
defeats Gabby Then.
629
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,424
Well, that's an upset.
630
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,885
The triathlete beat out
the pro golfer
631
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:33,097
and takes the final spot
in Round 2.
632
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,057
All right, bring out
the dummy Joe.
633
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,267
There's no such thing.
It's never existed.
634
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,936
Maybe I'm just
sitting by him.
635
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:42,106
[ Laughs ]
636
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,608
All the Round 2 action is next.
Don't go anywhere.
637
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,697
Tessitore: Welcome back
to Round 2.
638
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,991
Sudden death playoffs.
639
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,201
It is a classic --
Polecano.
640
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,036
Who's gonna make it
into the final pairing?
641
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,664
Will it be yeard beard
Jeff Hoyt,
642
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,666
who triumphed
on The Pecker,
643
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,794
or Katie Kearney,
just 18 years old,
644
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,088
had that sensational win
on The Distractor?
645
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,590
First to tee off,
Katie Kearney.
646
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,634
She was up against the bear.
You remember the --
647
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,761
Oh.
648
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,471
I remember
not seeing the bear.
649
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,473
Thank you for bringing up
that painful memory, Joe.
650
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,017
You see what
she's aiming for here?
651
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,810
It's this little opening
at the top,
652
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,812
and that'll take
her ball to Tiki,
653
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,398
the best possible position
on the green.
654
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,860
Oh, did that
make it through?
655
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,069
Oh, look at this.
That made it through.
656
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,904
Look at our
Stanford freshman.
657
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:34,742
She gets the best
possible tee shot you can get.
658
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,828
Katie Kearney into Tiki.
659
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,540
Came out of the tiki mouth
pretty hot.
660
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,250
Off the embankment.
661
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,503
She will have about a 3-footer,
maybe a 4-footer.
662
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,506
Katie: I'm excited.
663
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,800
Before she faces her
Stanford exam tomorrow,
664
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,970
Katie has to pass
this ultimate test.
665
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,680
She's got to zip line
across the lagoon,
666
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,223
try to grab hold
of the pole.
667
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,184
If she goes in the water,
it's a stroke penalty.
668
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,351
Whoo!
669
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,228
Oh, she's gonna
need a boost.
670
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,065
How tall are
we listing Katie at here?
671
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,399
7'3" is my guess.
672
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,902
7'3"?
You're off by...
673
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,403
almost 2 feet.
674
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,905
Really?
Mm-hmm.
675
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,615
Oh, man.
676
00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:16,575
Well, it's good to see
that the crew
677
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,077
has found her
an apple box.
678
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:22,956
The cowboy hat is off,
and Katie is on the zip line.
679
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,417
And smiling,
always smiling.
680
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,212
Oh, boy.
681
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,880
What do you got?
682
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,883
[ Screams ]
683
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,511
Ooooh! Ooooh!
684
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:37,888
Wow. Looks like
she caught her hip.
685
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,723
She got spun around
a little bit.
686
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,559
Oh, Polecano doing damage.
687
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,187
Now, watch the smile go off
her face real fast.
688
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,273
About halfway through,
it gets serious. There.
689
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,441
Did you see that?
690
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,319
That is a high fall.
Oh.
691
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,114
Her last glimpses before
she goes into the water.
692
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,449
It's her feet
going over her head.
Oh.
693
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,951
Not where your feet
are supposed to be.
694
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,077
That was tough.
695
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,454
[ Chuckles ]
696
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,456
I shouldn't be laughing.
She got blasted.
697
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,125
That's a tough entry.
That was a tough entry.
698
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,044
That's such a bad entry
into the water.
699
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,213
Well, here's Jeff Hoyt,
700
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,091
41-year-old
from Las Vegas, Nevada.
701
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,426
In Round 1, Jeff was great.
702
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,554
Now let's see if he can
take that momentum
703
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,597
and bring it
right here to Polecano.
704
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,226
Oh.
Uh-oh.
705
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,728
Jeff Hoyt is not gonna
like where he ends up
706
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,729
on the green.
707
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:28,981
[ Blowing raspberry ]
708
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,524
Is that him?
709
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:31,984
I thought someone farted,
but it was just him
710
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,819
making a raspberry sound
with his mouth, I think.
711
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,862
Pbht!
712
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:39,700
Jeff Hoyt, he is
gonna be in the sand.
713
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,494
Oh, I'll do what I can.
714
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,454
Jeff Hoyt is not
gonna like
715
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,957
where he ends up
on the green.
716
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:49,793
[ Crowd cheering ]
717
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,295
All right.
718
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,838
Jeff's a pretty
muscular guy.
719
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,965
He may be able to handle
this fairly well.
720
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,968
[ Cheering ]
721
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,015
Ooh.
Oh, he almost grabbed it
with his legs, Joe.
722
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,601
That was nasty!
723
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:07,811
Now, watch this, Joe.
724
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,814
He almost got
that leg wrapped.
725
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,649
He needed
more ankle strength.
726
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,526
Ankle strength?
Look at that.
727
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,695
He' got it right there.
Hold on a second.
728
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,907
Then he didn't do it.
You believe that this grown man
locked his ankles,
729
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,200
he would have been able
to support his body weight
730
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,079
from a near 14-foot fall
and hang on to that pole?
731
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,873
Yeah, Joe,
I could have done it.
732
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,333
Watch this.
733
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,959
You're sitting down.
734
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,336
You're sitting down
at an anchor desk.
I just did it.
735
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,503
I just did it.
736
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:34,838
You got
your tacky golf shoes
737
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,006
wrapped around a heater.
738
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,674
Excuse me?
That's not really a --
739
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:40,677
Excuse me? My what?
740
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,054
Our players have made it
741
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,847
out of the water
and on to the green.
742
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,683
Jeff Hoyt is away.
743
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,851
Listen, Jeff's
in a tough spot here.
744
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,144
He's in the sand.
745
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,354
All right.
746
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,563
"Holey Moley."
747
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,731
I still can't believe
you demanded
748
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,066
that they make
these for you.
749
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,359
"Holey Moley."
And you know why --
750
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,902
You don't think
that's a little much,
751
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,112
like a petulant child?
You cried until they got you
752
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,239
the nice custom shoes
with the embroidery
753
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,741
and the fine Italian leather?
754
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,242
Meanwhile, I'm wearing
my black boots
755
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,410
that I've had
for four years.
756
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,037
Message received, Joe.
757
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:09,081
Are you upset?
No big deal.
I'll just wear tennis shoes.
758
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,583
Oh, you can wear
your nice Italian custom shoes.
No, no. No, no.
759
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,669
I'm gonna burn these.
I'm gonna burn these tonight.
No, you don't burn --
760
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,003
Don't be that guy.
I'm burning them. Tonight.
761
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,381
Don't be that guy.
They're burnt.
762
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:20,050
I don't need shoes.
I've got ankle strength.
763
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,928
[ Cheering ]
764
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,263
Get a little
Carolina Reaper action.
765
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,183
There's a little
butt wiggle for you guys.
766
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,685
Butt wiggle.
767
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,269
[ Chuckles ]
768
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:36,108
He's got to give this a ride.
Jeff Hoyt over the ridge.
769
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,443
Hits the other ridge,
the embankment.
770
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,821
Riggle: Too much.
Where did that ball go?
771
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,073
You made it in
the bush, man.
772
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:46,326
The ball went into the bush,
and Course Marshal Colin
773
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,079
is going to give
Jeff Hoyt a drop.
774
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,123
Katie Kearney,
at just 18 years old,
775
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,000
dreaming of med school.
776
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,460
But right now,
a dream may come true
777
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,255
right here on "Holey Moley."
778
00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:01,008
Katie Kearney for the win.
779
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,471
Oh, and our
Stanford freshman
780
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,391
is going to be playing for
a championship tonight.
781
00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:11,101
Good job.
Good game.
782
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,438
Katie Kearney,
a. k. a. the Nerdy Cowgirl,
783
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,982
is going to play
for the Golden Putter
784
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,984
and the plaid jacket.
785
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,777
Robert?
Joseph.
786
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,155
Any news from our
four-legged friend
787
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:26,992
regarding the teph-say
ur-cay idnapping-kay?
788
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,326
What?
789
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,287
Oh, Pig Latin
for "Steph Curry kidnapping."
790
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,205
Joe, dude! [ Laughs ]
791
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,999
Shout it out in the open,
why don't you?
792
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,333
Come on.
793
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,752
Uh, no.
[ Clears throat ]
794
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,628
I haven't heard a peep,
795
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,672
or whatever noise
a prawn makes.
796
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,258
I'm sure Pepe released
Stephen just like I asked him to
797
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,386
and Stephen is, you know,
back home safe and sound.
798
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,930
Pepe: Okay, wake up,
Curry.
799
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,348
You're missing
the whole day.
800
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,767
[ Muffled shouting ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
801
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,478
Ooh, that's a good one.
802
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,271
I don't understand
what you're saying.
803
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,564
Speak slower.
804
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,233
[ Muffled shouting continues ]
805
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,693
You know, I still have
a hard time
806
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,987
believing a basketball star
like yourself
807
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,198
would make a show
about mini golfs.
808
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,366
I mean, it's a good party,
but lame.
809
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:09,534
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs ]
810
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,036
[ Thud ]
Oh!
811
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,579
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
You know, I think
812
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,414
the pictures are better
when you're sitting up.
813
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,208
[ Muffled mumbling ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
814
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,667
Oh, no, that's a good one.
815
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,086
That's a screen saver.
816
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,215
Tessitore:
Round 2 continues next.
817
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,549
Curry: [ Muffled groan ]
818
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,555
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
819
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,892
and you better hold on
for our next hole.
820
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:38,730
New hole in season 4,
Full Mooney.
821
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,024
Our players putt
across the water
822
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:44,236
to the moon landing
themed green.
823
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:46,196
Then the golfers
have to do the moonwalk.
824
00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,572
Riggle: [ Laughs ]
825
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,907
They have to get up
on that orbiting moon
826
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,575
and try to make it
across the water.
827
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,120
If you go into the drink,
it's a stroke penalty.
828
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:55,747
You ready?
All right, we are ready
829
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,249
for a Round 2 battle here.
830
00:31:57,249 --> 00:32:00,001
We will see who gets to play
in tonight's final round
831
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,587
for the Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.
832
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,047
You ready for this?
833
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,716
Tessitore: So here we go,
between Brinn Hollander,
834
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,343
the Miniature Maniac,
835
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:11,054
against the putting
Pierre Levesque.
836
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,558
Pierre is a 26-year-old
sales executive
837
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:17,394
playing for a spot
in the final round.
838
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,400
Tee shot here
at Full Mooney.
839
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,776
Oh!
840
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,112
And that's a long run
into the moon rock,
841
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,822
and then it kicks
to the left,
842
00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:31,616
so it'll be a far putt
from there.
843
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,160
Good? [ Laughs ]
844
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,578
Putting Pierre.
845
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,246
Putting Pierre.
That's her nickname.
846
00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,998
You think they just
call her PP for short?
847
00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,667
Probably not.
Probably avoid the PP.
848
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,918
I would...
849
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,253
call her PP.
850
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,921
I don't think
she'd go for that.
851
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,548
Everybody likes
to shorten it up.
852
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:47,674
PP.
853
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,760
There's a little fear.
854
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,262
She's from San Diego.
855
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:54,598
Mini golf is something
her family loves to do.
856
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,433
Pierre also plays tennis.
857
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:59,436
She rows crew
and does snow boarding.
858
00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:00,478
Quite the athlete.
859
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,522
I'm ready.
860
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,317
Man: 2...1...0.
861
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,985
Oh!
Oh, she's going forward.
862
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:07,986
Whoa.
Oh, she backs off.
863
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,362
But she's doing it.
864
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,864
Back to the center,
back to the center.
865
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,282
She's doing really well.
Baby steps, baby steps.
866
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,783
Oh, oh, oh!
She lost her footing!
867
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:14,951
Oh!
868
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,661
Man:
We have splashdown.
869
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,330
Everything was going
so well.
870
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,956
Everything was
going her way.
871
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:23,752
It was all roses,
and then she lost her footing.
872
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:27,255
Take another look, Joe.
She got wet foot right there.
873
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,467
She slid off the side,
and then she crashed
874
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,135
into the galaxy.
875
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,805
Pierre takes a stroke penalty.
She lies 2.
876
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,974
But we'll see
what Brinn offers up.
877
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,351
Brinn Hollander,
878
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,811
our 29-year-old
from Washington.
879
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,192
That's her tee shot.
880
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,654
She will be on the other
side of that ridge.
881
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,364
Oh, it's gonna be
a difficult shot from there.
882
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:55,533
Well, I like Brinn's chances
of getting across the moonwalk.
883
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,494
Ooh, this is high up.
884
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,246
With all the triathlons
and marathons
885
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,498
and everything she does, I would
think she'd be light of foot.
886
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,708
But does she have
this skill set
887
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,336
to keep her balance
on the rotating moon?
888
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,673
Can she do the moonwalk
and stay out of the water?
889
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:12,342
Man: 3...2...1...0.
890
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:13,677
Good balance early.
Stay on top.
891
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,512
She's a start/stop.
Stay on top.
892
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,555
Don't get -- don't --
don't --
893
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,015
Oh, she's getting behind it.
She's getting behind it.
894
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,976
Oh, she got behind.
895
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,185
Man:
We have splashdown.
Ohh.
896
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,687
Brinn's into
the cold water.
897
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,272
Take us through it, Rob.
898
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,565
So, when she was doing
the choppy baby steps,
899
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,775
she was doing fine.
900
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,235
And then she got behind
right there.
901
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,861
The long step
is what cost her.
902
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,947
Once again, Rob,
this is a perfect situation
903
00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,241
where you should be selling
pro tips.
904
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:39,411
Where you -- You really have
analyzed all these holes.
905
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,745
You know the tricks
of the trade.
906
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,914
You know the strategies
to employ.
907
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,582
I mean, this could be a side
hustle for you like crazy.
908
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:45,959
Oh, yeah. I mean,
well, thank you for that, Joe.
909
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,377
You know, people pay you
on the side.
910
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,254
And you're right.
I should be doing that.
911
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,172
I should be getting
paid to do that.
912
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,424
What was the question?
913
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,883
I didn't
ask you a question.
914
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,218
Wow. That's the dumbest
question
915
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,428
I've ever heard
in my whole life.
916
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:57,596
Here we go.
917
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,888
These ladies
have made their way
918
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,098
on to the lunar themed
green.
919
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,349
They both lie 2.
920
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,059
I'm glad we're both wet.
[ Laughs ]
921
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,103
Tessitore: One of these two
will stay the course
922
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,105
for the chance
at the Golden Putter
923
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,607
and the plaid jacket.
924
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,775
This for a 3,
for Pierre Levesque.
925
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,193
PP.
926
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,449
Pierre's away.
927
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,578
Ooh, that's not good.
She caught that edge.
928
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:25,624
Pierre Levesque.
That was her third shot.
929
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,418
This is for a 4.
930
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,133
Brinn: Good job.
931
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,469
[ Cheers and applause ]
932
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,764
Brinn Hollander will be
putting for the win.
933
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,599
What have you noticed
of this ridge
934
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,434
when you've been
watching Full Mooney?
935
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:45,769
I think any time
you putt over a ridge,
936
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,270
you want to have
the smooth roll.
937
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,688
You don't want to have
the pop.
938
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,231
Brinn for the win.
939
00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:52,692
That's a smooth roll.
940
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,111
And it goes!
941
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,613
From the other side
of the ridge!
942
00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:57,947
That's what
I'm talkin' about!
943
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,658
How about that?!
Other side of the ridge!
944
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,618
Oh, my gosh.
That was good.
945
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,370
Whoa,
that's a great putt.
946
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,996
You don't see that
every day, Joe.
947
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,040
That is something special,
coming over the ridge.
948
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,793
Wow.
Over the mountain
and round she goes.
949
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:12,128
Whoo-hoo! Oww!
950
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:14,964
We have a competitor
with real momentum
951
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,758
heading into
tonight's final.
952
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:21,262
And it's Brinn Hollander,
the 29-year-old triathlete.
953
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,973
She comes up huge
on Full Mooney,
954
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,434
and she will play
for the plaid jacket
955
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,144
and Golden Putter tonight
956
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:32,023
when we return right here
to "Holey Moley" on...
957
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,693
ABC.
...ABC.
958
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:41,574
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
959
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,326
and here we are,
the final round.
960
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,745
Who's gonna take home
that plaid jacket,
961
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,205
the Golden Putter,
and most importantly,
962
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,040
a spot in the season finale,
963
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,334
where one of our champions
will make a putt
964
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,878
worth a quarter million
dollars?
965
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,296
Riggle:
Oh, here they go, Joe.
966
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,341
Here we go.
It's time for the final round.
967
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,385
A champion
to be crowned tonight
968
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:03,680
between Brinn Hollander,
the Miniature Maniac,
969
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,224
and Katie Kearney,
the Nerdy Cowgirl.
970
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,185
They're going head to head
on another stunning
971
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:13,273
new hit hole in season 4,
Holeywood.
972
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,691
Here's how this goes.
973
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:16,693
You come down that
red carpet accelerator,
974
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:19,070
and you have to jump
on one of four stars.
975
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,072
Each star is named after
976
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,032
our very own
"Holey Moley" stars.
977
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,409
The star you land on
978
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,286
determines your putting position
on the green.
979
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,079
But if you don't land
on one of the stars,
980
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:31,082
if you end up short
and in the water...
Ooh.
981
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,543
...you're in the Riggle
drop zone, you're "Riggled."
982
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,879
You have the worst
possible ball position
983
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,422
when you go to tee off.
984
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,090
Hold on.
If you Riggle,
985
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,759
you end up
in the worst place?
986
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,261
Somebody get my contract.
987
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,430
Came to walk
the red carpet tonight.
988
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,848
Tessitore:
Brinn Hollander,
989
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,893
she has done
full Ironman competitions,
990
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,520
so I would think
she would do very, very well
991
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,439
on the red carpet
accelerator.
992
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,150
You got it, Brinn.
Let's go.
993
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,612
Let's see
which star she gets.
994
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,323
Brinn -- Oh, she slipped.
995
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,200
Oh! Is she alive?
996
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,120
She got no push off.
Watch.
997
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,291
Her foot goes right off --
See how it goes?
998
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,376
Oh, yeah.
999
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,587
Does that count?
What are we dealing with?
1000
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,797
She is Riggled.
1001
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,381
What?
Quit saying that.
1002
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,800
Here's the deal, folks.
1003
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,593
If the majority of your body
goes in the water,
1004
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:26,054
they are ruling you
as Riggled.
1005
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,430
What does that mean?
Up to your armpits?
1006
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,973
'Cause that's
what happened there.
1007
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,475
I mean, they're hitting
this thing like this.
1008
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,435
Listen, I'm just telling you
what the officials say.
1009
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:33,812
Past your waist.
If they say --
1010
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,356
They say if you're past
your waist in the water,
1011
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,024
they're not
giving you the star
1012
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,151
that you're trying to climb up
on, that you're Riggled.
1013
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,570
Next up, here's Katie.
1014
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,283
Down the red carpet.
1015
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,160
Oh!
Katie!
1016
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,870
Just face first.
1017
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,539
Here's the run down
the red carpet accelerator
1018
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:53,832
for Katie Kearney.
1019
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,333
Again, Riggle!
1020
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,126
They did it again.
It happens to all of them.
1021
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,503
They mistime their jump.
1022
00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,671
Right foot gives out.
1023
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,005
You're not gonna
get any lift
1024
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,465
if you're stepping
on air, Joe.
1025
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,926
I agree.
She's Riggled, as well.
1026
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,595
Katie will be teeing off
from the worst position.
1027
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,848
I hate this --
I hate this game.
1028
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,684
[ Crowd cheering ]
1029
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,019
Oh, Brinn's putting from
the Rob Riggle drop zone.
1030
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,188
Yeah, both of our competitors
went in the water,
1031
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,233
so they'll both be teeing off
in the worst possible position.
1032
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,235
That's...not the case.
1033
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:23,820
From the furthest
1034
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:26,197
and the most difficult
tee position,
1035
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,824
the Riggle drop zone.
1036
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,368
It's not that much
of a disadvantage, all right?
1037
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,203
And it's considered
prestigious.
1038
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,206
Actually, our testers have run
the analytics on this,
1039
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,041
and statistically,
it's proven
1040
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,836
that it is a disadvantage
to be putting from there.
1041
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,462
That's a bunch
of eggheads
1042
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,006
who don't know
what they're talking about.
1043
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:46,050
It's prestigious to drop
in the Riggle drop zone.
1044
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,013
Championship moment.
1045
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:52,849
Final pairing here on this
episode of "Holey Moley."
1046
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:55,018
Playing for the Golden Putter
and the chance
1047
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,020
at a quarter million dollar
opportunity.
1048
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,730
And don't forget,
the most important --
1049
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,732
What's that?
Plaid jacket possibility.
1050
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,525
Brinn Hollander
about to make
1051
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:05,904
the most important
tee shot of her life.
1052
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,071
[ Crowd groans ]
1053
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,616
Brinn:
Ooh, that's not good.
1054
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,576
Bounce, bounce,
bounce, bounce.
1055
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,287
This is gonna be challenging
based on where she is.
1056
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,917
Now it's
Katie Kearney's turn.
1057
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,377
This, a tee shot that
could change everything
1058
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,212
for the Nerdy Cowgirl.
1059
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,219
Oh, this will be
good, actually.
1060
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:31,596
There's a lot on that.
1061
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,014
The ramp.
That's a great putt.
1062
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,390
That's a good shot.
1063
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:37,685
That is a great, great putt
from there.
1064
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,938
She's about
a foot and a half away.
1065
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,148
And that was from
the furthest
1066
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,943
and the most difficult
tee position,
1067
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,361
the Riggle drop zone.
1068
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:53,284
Brinn, far putt.
1069
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:57,455
You would think Katie
should be able to make hers,
1070
00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:00,917
so she needs to come up
with something big here
1071
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,752
for a potential putt-off.
1072
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,383
Over the ridge.
Good pace on that.
1073
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,385
Good. Hot.
Very good putt.
1074
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:13,763
She should be able
to finish that up for a 3.
1075
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:18,935
♪♪
1076
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,562
There it is.
1077
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,022
So she lies 3.
1078
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,316
[ Cheers and applause ]
1079
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,485
And that means that
Katie Kearney
1080
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,154
is putting for the win.
1081
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:34,826
[ Cheers and applause ]
1082
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,328
Katie for the win!
Katie Kearney!
1083
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,871
I think that
Riggle drop zone
1084
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,499
has got the "it" factor,
as they say in Holeywood.
1085
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:42,667
[ Laughs ]
1086
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,669
Whoo! Whoo!
1087
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:45,795
She's a champion, Joe.
1088
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:46,963
Good job.
1089
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,172
I'll be surprised
1090
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,632
if she goes
back to Stanford.
1091
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:52,135
She may have a quarter million
dollars soon enough.
1092
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:55,471
Katie Kearney's gonna have
a chance to win it all.
1093
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,848
Here to present
our winner
1094
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,850
with their well-earned
plaid jacket,
1095
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,685
it's the real
Stephen Curry.
1096
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,145
So excited to be here.
1097
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,604
Congratulations.
Thank you.
1098
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,690
Let's get this
green jacket on you.
1099
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,859
We also got a gold putter
for you, as well.
1100
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,527
Thank you! Whoo!
1101
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,362
I want the folks at home
to know
1102
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:15,867
that it's 100% authentic
real Stephen Curry.
1103
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,368
Champion smiles on three.
1104
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,203
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
1105
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,204
Real deal.
1106
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,165
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
1107
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,374
Hmm.
1108
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,959
Real deal.
1109
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,879
We're gonna see you next time
right here on "Holey Moley."