1
00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,670
Previously on "Holey Moley"...

2
00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:06,340
Oh, that's good. You and
the Muppets forging ahead.

3
00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,842
Rob found
saving the show...
Fantastic.

4
00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,177
Let's hear
from somebody else.

5
00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,137
"Bear" with me while
I try and find it.

6
00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,806
...was not going to be easy.
'Cause I'm a bear?

7
00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,099
I got it.
Yeah.

8
00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,476
I need you to do
whatever it takes.

9
00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:21,021
Sí.
What it takes.

10
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,024
Good.
Because working
with Muppets...

11
00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,567
Pepe!
What on earth did you do?!

12
00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,362
Ransom!
Now we get all the monies!

13
00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,739
...can be quite the handful.

14
00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,699
Yeah,
that's a screensaver.

15
00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,994
♪♪

16
00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,663
Tessitore:
Holey Moley mini golfers...

17
00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,914
Ow!

18
00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:42,376
♪♪

19
00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,170
...their own special
breed of athlete.

20
00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,507
♪♪

21
00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:52,844
Where most would cower in fear,
they run to the roar.

22
00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:57,349
♪♪

23
00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,560
Where most would
pump the brakes...

24
00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,021
they go full steam ahead.

25
00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,274
♪♪

26
00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,860
And where most athletes
would choose the easier path...

27
00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,946
♪♪

28
00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,365
...they take
the one less traveled.

29
00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,784
♪♪

30
00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,704
Nice words, Joe.

31
00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,789
Very beautiful.
Very, very beautiful.

32
00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,708
Listen, I'm sorry
I'm emotional right now.

33
00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,418
It's just...

34
00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,378
I've been opening up
to my therapist lately...
Oh.

35
00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,006
...and he, uh --
he thinks that

36
00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,550
you and I aren't
connecting.

37
00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,094
Well --
He suggests that we do
some team-building exercises.

38
00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,263
No, we --
So here's what I propose.

39
00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,557
I will run up to you,

40
00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,268
and you lift me up
"Dirty Dancing" style.

41
00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,520
♪♪

42
00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,814
Aah!

43
00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,607
Tessitore: Tonight...

44
00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:48,608
[ Chuckles ]

45
00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,777
...eight mini golfers,

46
00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,612
three rounds, one winner,

47
00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,115
and a final putt worth
a quarter of a million dollars.

48
00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,783
Hi, everybody,
I'm Joe Tessitore.

49
00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,244
And I'm Baby,
and this is...

50
00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,497
Both: "Holey Moley."
"Fore-ever!"

51
00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,254
♪♪

52
00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,466
It is a chilly evening
at our Holey Moley course

53
00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,426
as we settle in
for what's sure to be

54
00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,428
another incredible night
of gameplay.

55
00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:20,223
It could go any player's way,
no matter what I say.

56
00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:23,143
Oh, Joe, coming in hot
with the rhymes tonight!

57
00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,478
I guess I did rhyme.
Yeah, you did.

58
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,146
I didn't intend
to do that, but...

59
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,690
You know, actually,
I've been, uh, taking

60
00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,942
some creative-writing classes
down at the junior college.

61
00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,944
Oh, really?
Some creative writing?

62
00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,488
Yeah, I mean, it's no big deal.
No big whoop.

63
00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,366
But I did write a haiku
about tonight's show.

64
00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,493
The classic five-seven-five
syllable?
That's the one.

65
00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,828
Can I read it?
Yeah, please.
I'd love to hear it.

66
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,163
Alright.

67
00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:48,168
"Holey Moley wins my heart
every night.

68
00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,170
Art."

69
00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,338
You sure that was
five-seven-five?

70
00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,590
What are you, uh,
grammar police?

71
00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,468
Well, haiku is very specific.
That's the whole point.
You an English teacher?

72
00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,137
You can't just, like, throw
random words out there...
We don't have to grade it,
alright? Just enjoy it.

73
00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,764
...and say, "Oh, actually,
I'm a haiku guy."
Enjoy it. You don't have to
grade it. Enjoy it.

74
00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,140
Tonight,
here's how it's gonna go.
Enjoy it.

75
00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,851
Round 1, eight golfers
who are gonna face off.

76
00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,604
The winners are gonna compete
in that sudden-death Round 2.

77
00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,314
That's where
only the very best

78
00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,191
will survive
into the final round,

79
00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,901
where you go
for The Golden Putter,

80
00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:16,196
the coveted Holey Moley plaid
jacket, and most importantly,

81
00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,199
a spot in the season finale,
where one of our champions

82
00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,202
will make a putt worth
a quarter million dollars.

83
00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,495
[ Cheers and applause ]

84
00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,372
Round 1 action
getting underway.

85
00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:29,042
Let's head to Polecano,
our first matchup.

86
00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,504
Presenting
video editor Luis Lagera

87
00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:35,298
and nurse
Jenna Barkheimer.

88
00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,300
Hey, everyone,
I'm Jenna Barkheimer.

89
00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,385
I'm 29 years old.

90
00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,220
I'm from West Palm Beach,
Florida,

91
00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,888
and I go by the name J-Bark.

92
00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:45,308
So, some of you may have seen me
before on the Internet.

93
00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,060
Woman: Damn, Jenna!

94
00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,187
And then the video went viral.

95
00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,606
Damn, Jenna!

96
00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:54,109
So, my grandfather,
who was legally blind,

97
00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,902
he's the one
who taught me how to golf.

98
00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,737
He's always told me
that you don't have to be able

99
00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,407
to see the ball
to be able to hit the ball.

100
00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,117
If I can go viral with my drive,

101
00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,910
I can show all you
Holey Moley fans

102
00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,412
I can go viral
with my putt, too.

103
00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,039
Whoo!
Damn, Jenna!

104
00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,876
Hello, America.
I'm Luis Lagera.

105
00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,169
I'm 29 years old,

106
00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,212
and I'm known
as the Garlic Golfer.

107
00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:17,716
No meal is complete unless it's
covered with a bunch of garlic.

108
00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,885
One of my favorite snacks --
raw garlic.

109
00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:23,013
I'll just pop it in my mouth
and give it a little chew.

110
00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,389
I play mini golf all the time.

111
00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,766
I was just playing mini golf
yesterday.

112
00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,767
Yeah!

113
00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,727
Played 18 holes, and I won.

114
00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,729
To all my competitors,

115
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,481
my breath may stink,

116
00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,317
but my golf game doesn't.

117
00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,152
Garlic Golfer.

118
00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,279
Oh, my gosh.
Alright.

119
00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,573
Luis goes by
"the Garlic Golfer."

120
00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,075
He loves eating
raw garlic.
Alright.

121
00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,577
And he's still single,
ladies.

122
00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,621
[ Laughs ]

123
00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,289
[ Exhales sharply ]

124
00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,543
Oh, he's missed
the channel,

125
00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,212
but he might have a shot
at the tiki slot

126
00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,588
with some lucky bounces.

127
00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,298
Ooh, oh!

128
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,885
Luis is sand bound.
That's okay.

129
00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,887
Luis -- bad ball position
there on the green.

130
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,223
That means he needs to land
on the tiki pole

131
00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,766
to give himself
any advantage.

132
00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,435
But if he ends up in the water,
remember, folks,

133
00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,436
it's a stroke penalty.

134
00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,938
Hey! Yeah!

135
00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,815
[ Cheers and applause ]

136
00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,691
Here he goes.

137
00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,985
Oh, Luis!
What do you got?

138
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,948
[ Crowd groans ]
[ Laughs ]

139
00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,825
Those are the best sounds
I've ever heard.
The Garlic Golfer.

140
00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,034
I liked that.

141
00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,954
Let's go real time,
sound up.

142
00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,831
Aah!
[ Crowd groans ]

143
00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,291
Oof. Sounded like he was
going for a deadlift.

144
00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,253
[ Groans ]

145
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,631
Jenna Barkheimer. She goes
by the nickname "J-Bark."

146
00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,174
Oh, I like that.
J-Bark.

147
00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,300
Are you hearing an echo?

148
00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,760
I heard no echo.
J-Bark.

149
00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,095
Now it's gone.

150
00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,972
There it goes. Gone.

151
00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,974
Tee shot from J-Bark.

152
00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,853
Can she kick that over
to the right?

153
00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:53,979
Oh. Oh.
Oh, maybe. Oh, maybe.

154
00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,480
Oh, maybe.

155
00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,024
Oh, she's got a shot here.
She's got a shot.

156
00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,068
Oh!            Oh!

157
00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,361
[ Laughs ]
That was amazing!

158
00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,864
Tiki time.
She does it.

159
00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:08,159
Watch Jenna's tee shot
as it comes out of that tiki.

160
00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,412
Oh, she's got a shot here.
She's got a shot.

161
00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,496
Here it is!

162
00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,331
Oh!         Oh!

163
00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,583
She almost had the ace!
Oh!

164
00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,459
Whoo!
Oh, so close.

165
00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,004
This thing could've been over
right there, Riggle.

166
00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,130
Whoo!

167
00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,049
Wow.
Now, Jenna, she is a nurse,

168
00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,844
and she loves
real-life blood and guts,

169
00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,556
says she has the strongest
stomach of anyone she knows.

170
00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,308
Do you have
a strong stomach?
Yeah.

171
00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,643
You can handle blood and guts
and all that kind of stuff?

172
00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,729
Oh, I thought you meant like
you're gonna punch it.

173
00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,397
Punch me in the stomach, Joe.
You want me to punch you
in the stomach?

174
00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,107
Punch me in the stomach, Joe.
Let me see.

175
00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,442
Aah! God! I was kidding!
I was kidding!

176
00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,569
You just said you had
a strong stomach.

177
00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,447
What do you got, Jenna?

178
00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,240
There she goes.

179
00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,909
And...

180
00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,120
Oh!
Oh! She got spun.

181
00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,623
That was like being
in a centrifuge.
Wasn't it?

182
00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:57,083
She just spun around
about 100 miles an hour.

183
00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,335
Replay of Jenna.

184
00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,836
Watch how close she is,
Joe.

185
00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,713
Oh, just a little more
ankle strength

186
00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,173
and she had it
locked in.

187
00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,342
I mean, I know
she's in great shape,

188
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,760
but did you ever
study physics?

189
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,054
Because physics would tell you
that the ankles

190
00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,181
would be unable
to stop that.

191
00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,390
I hear
what you're saying, Joe,

192
00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,017
but also
in the law of physics,

193
00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:17,604
she shouldn't be stuck in midair
like she is right now.

194
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:22,317
That would be called a replay
machine and the pause button.

195
00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:23,777
Excellent tee shot

196
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,571
as Jenna Barkheimer
approaches her ball.

197
00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,115
She will tap in
for the three.

198
00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,575
If you miss this...

199
00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,785
Oh, my gosh, yeah.

200
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,912
Just take me out.

201
00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,121
Tessitore: And she does.

202
00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,665
J-Bark,
the 29-year-old nurse

203
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,792
from West Palm Beach,
Florida,

204
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,253
she carves a three
after that superb tee shot.

205
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,089
Riggle: She's got
the moves like Jagger.

206
00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,133
Come on!
So, it's gonna be
desperation time

207
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,969
for Luis Lagera.
Hole in one!
Hole in one!

208
00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,930
Jenna heavy
at the tee shot,

209
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,392
and Luis has to go for broke
to stay in this match.

210
00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,144
[ Exhales sharply ]
Gosh!

211
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,649
Takes a stab at it,
a long run,

212
00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,317
but way off the mark.

213
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:09,030
And J-Bark advances
to round number 2.

214
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,157
And with
that first spot filled,

215
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,325
the question is,

216
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,994
who's gonna be next
to join her?

217
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,872
Yeah, I'm -- I'm meant
to do a whole description

218
00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:18,998
for Trap Tee-Ze,

219
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,126
but I'm alone now.

220
00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:25,171
Uh, I don't know where I am,
but if you can hear this,

221
00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,132
please send someone to help me.
[ Footsteps approaching ]

222
00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,093
I'm being held by a mad man.
[ Door opens ]

223
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,511
He's --

224
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,763
And then you have to
fly yourself to the green

225
00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,348
with the greatest of ease.

226
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,017
Fall into the water,
and it's a stroke penalty.

227
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,477
[ Static ]

228
00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,397
Round 1 action continues here
on Trap Tee-Ze.

229
00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,982
Hey, who's up, Joe?

230
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,067
Rob, this should be
a real showstopper.

231
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,194
Give it up for
veteran nurse Julie Ibach

232
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:52,198
and freelance journalist
Michel'le Jackson.

233
00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,200
Hey, y'all.
My name is Michel'le Jackson.

234
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,162
I'm a freelance journalist
from Aiken, South Carolina.

235
00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:01,541
In 2019, I covered
the Masters Tournament.

236
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,793
It was the year
that Tiger made his comeback,

237
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,503
and that's how I got
the golf bug.

238
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,840
Last three years, I really
ramped up my mini golf game.

239
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,467
So, I go with my fiancé.

240
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,470
He's pretty much
like my coach.
Man: Great shot.

241
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,889
I'm ready, and I'm gonna
putt my butt off.

242
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,474
I'm excited.

243
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,310
Hi, I'm Julie Ibach
from Bloomfield, Nebraska.

244
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,561
I'm 53 years old,

245
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,146
and I'm ready to jump through

246
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,607
any hoops here at Holey Moley.

247
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,358
I love hula hooping.

248
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,611
It allows me freedom.

249
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,905
It allows me to go into
my own little world

250
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,907
within my hula hoop.

251
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,909
I've been playing miniature golf
my whole life,

252
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,078
be it on an actual
miniature golf course

253
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,705
or on a playground
or in a cornfield.

254
00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,875
I am ready for anything.

255
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,503
You got this, Jules!

256
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,879
Tessitore: Julie is a nurse,

257
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,881
served in the Navy
and the Air Force

258
00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,257
for over 10 years.

259
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,510
She currently works
in a VA hospital.

260
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,679
She now has to launch this ball
up the ramp

261
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,889
to the green
on the other side.

262
00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,350
[ Exhales sharply ]

263
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,893
Tee shot for Julie Ibach.

264
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,354
That might have enough.
Maybe.

265
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,647
That's a nice ride.

266
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,815
It catches...

267
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,233
and it stays.

268
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,442
Hey, she's got
a clean look.

269
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,944
Now, I know it's a far putt,
Riggle,

270
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,487
but she's got
a clean look.

271
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,906
I'd rather have a longer putt
with no obstacles.

272
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,241
I assume you concur.

273
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,617
I concur.

274
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,410
Michel'le Jackson.

275
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,871
Can she match
her tee shot?

276
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,625
Let's see.
It may have a shot here.

277
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,960
Michel'le...

278
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,419
Into the water.

279
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,713
Oh, darn.
Just short.

280
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:34,050
So Michel'le Jackson will be
putting from the drop zone.

281
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,594
Julie will be up first.
Joe, what do you think?

282
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,638
Give me your best guess.
What's gonna happen here?

283
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,099
She will end up
very, very wet

284
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,810
in about five seconds.

285
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,021
Here we go.
Five...four...

286
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,819
Well, that took all of
about two seconds.

287
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,656
Watch the release -- how soon
this release takes place, Riggs.

288
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,158
That was a belly flop.

289
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,952
And pretty much
face-first belly flop.

290
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,329
Slap!
Oh.

291
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,455
Pshooh!

292
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,790
She even kind of skimmed.

293
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,041
Oh.

294
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,670
Michel'le Jackson,

295
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,174
trying to go from one trapeze
to the Riggle dummy

296
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:18,136
and land safely
on the other side.

297
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,804
Aah!
Oh.

298
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,848
Oh, gotta hold on.
You know, it might help

299
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,474
if they lifted
their knees up, perhaps.

300
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,352
I think.
Because it is
a tremendous pull.

301
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,605
It's your entire body weight
being snapped...
Right.

302
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,523
...and it's -- you know,
if you don't have a good grip

303
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,650
or you don't have a really
strong amount of strength...
Yeah.

304
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,527
...you're gonna just pop
right off that thing.

305
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,988
Not many people
get to grab on to...

306
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,324
The dummy Riggle.
We call it Mr. Sharp.

307
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,075
The producers and the director
refer to him

308
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,827
as the Riggle dummy
or dummy Riggle.

309
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,247
Why do they m-- Why?
You know,
you're the funny guy,

310
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,707
and they want to get
a rise out of you.

311
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,917
Funny guys, huh?

312
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,001
Well, then,
if that's the case,

313
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,377
there is
a comedy embargo.

314
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,880
I no longer do anything funny
on the show.

315
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,673
You're gonna be -- So you're
gonna play this straight now?

316
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,176
There's an embargo on funny.
Can he do that?

317
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,846
We'll be back
with the conclusion

318
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,973
of Trap Tee-Ze after this.

319
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,643
♪♪

320
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,273
Tessitore: Welcome back to
"Holey Moley Fore-ever!"

321
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,858
And while you were away,
Michel'le Jackson

322
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,861
tried to play it safe
to get out of the drop zone...

323
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,904
Riggle: Just because
you can do something

324
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,364
doesn't mean you should.

325
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,574
I could perform surgery.
Doesn't mean I should.

326
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,911
...leaving the path clear
for veteran nurse Julie Ibach

327
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,287
to claim victory.

328
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,415
She does! That was awesome!
She did it!

329
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,334
Whoo! Yeah!

330
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,379
Julie Ibach will make it
into round number 2.

331
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,381
The gauntlet's
been dropped.

332
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,674
[ Pen fluttering ]

333
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,342
What're you doing there
with your pen?

334
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,843
What is that
you're doing there?
Oh, just a little...

335
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,179
Like, you know, you do like
a hummingbird effect.

336
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,555
90 miles an hour.
That's about it.

337
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,516
That's hummingbird quality
right there.

338
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,601
Or is it just all the coffee
you've had?

339
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,395
Why? What did you hear?
You're fine.
I think you're fine.

340
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,272
People talking about it?
You seem normal to me. Nope.

341
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,315
Nobody's talking about it.
Alright. If they do,
let me know.

342
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,151
As Round 1 continues here
on Hole Number Two,

343
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,152
here come our players.

344
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,488
Wow, they're fired up.

345
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,323
This should be
a very good matchup.

346
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,285
Hayla Stewart
is from Tucson, Arizona,

347
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,956
taking on Takashi Yanagi
from Des Moines, Iowa.

348
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,416
I'm Takashi Yanagi.

349
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,043
I'm originally
from Tokyo, Japan.

350
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,588
I became a citizen on
4/20/2012.

351
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:21,217
I'm so proud to be an American
and the freedom that it brings,

352
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,304
and there's nothing more
American than mini golf.

353
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,140
As an entrepreneur,
I taught myself how to play.

354
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,599
Victory!

355
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,560
Yeah!

356
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,395
When I win this competition,

357
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,648
I'm gonna put
all that money into Bitcoin

358
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,318
because cash is trash
and Bitcoin is king.

359
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,486
[ Cha-ching! ]

360
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,448
Hi, my name is Hayla Stewart.
I am 27 years old.

361
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,450
I love romantic comedies,

362
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,452
and that's why
I'm here on "The Bachelor."

363
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,203
This isn't "The Bachelor"?

364
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:55,334
My friends would describe me
as quirky, hilarious, beautiful,

365
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,461
but not humble.

366
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,463
I am a fierce competitor.

367
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,507
My game is smack talk,
and if you can't take the heat,

368
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,800
get off the green.

369
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,136
It's going down!

370
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,972
♪♪

371
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,308
These two a revved.
Look at these two.

372
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,476
She was doing
a little twerk.

373
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,436
She is high energy,
isn't she?

374
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,189
Uh-huh. She got the moves.
Hayla can't turn it off.

375
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,815
She cannot turn it off.

376
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,360
See if she can
for a moment to putt.

377
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,654
So, Hayla has to putt along
the narrow path

378
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,240
in front of the porta potties
to the green on the other side.

379
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,576
♪♪

380
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,997
That slappy slap.

381
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,916
It's gonna play, though.
Watch this.

382
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,501
Watch this, Riggle.
This gonna play.

383
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,002
This is gonna play.
This is gonna play.

384
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,798
Takashi: Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow.

385
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,133
Wow.
Yeah!

386
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,469
She's in decent shape
there.

387
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,305
Hayla now has about three
seconds to make it past

388
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,225
those porta potty doors
before they fly open.

389
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,310
If she gets slammed
and ends up in the water,

390
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,229
it's a stroke penalty.

391
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,107
I want you to remember
the color of that shirt
she's wearing right now.

392
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,735
Someone take a snapshot,
'cause she's so clean
and happy right now.

393
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,695
[ Buzzer ]
Man: Go, go, go!

394
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,739
And she's off. I don't know,
she's got the wheels.

395
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,741
Oh, gosh!
She almost made it, Joe!

396
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,451
She actually was faster
than I thought.
Oh, my goodness.

397
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,453
She was all-in committed.

398
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,747
Rock 'n' roll.

399
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:19,377
It's the last door
that just flipped her.

400
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:23,172
That was a great wipe.
She is aware enough
to pinch her nose

401
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,217
before she goes
into the wet stuff.
Wait, hold on.

402
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,928
She had to --
Watch how aware she is.

403
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,223
Right there, Joe,
the pinch.

404
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,517
Alright. Takashi.

405
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,728
Takashi Yanagi is from
Des Moines, Iowa.

406
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,939
He's a healthy skin coach.

407
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,233
Healthy skin coach?
A healthy skin coach.

408
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:47,280
What does that mean?
Uh, you're gonna
have to ask him.

409
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,949
[ Whispering ]
He's a healthy skin coach.

410
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,618
Oh, does it stay on? Does it
stay on? Does it stay on?

411
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,287
No.
Not a good sign.

412
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,289
So he'll be
from the drop zone.

413
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,125
Get ready to take a shower!

414
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,712
Let's see what kind of wheels
Takashi has.

415
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,088
[ Buzzer ]

416
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,464
There he goes.
Go, go, oh, no, no.

417
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,593
Oh! No shot.
No chance. Who got him?

418
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,761
Who got him? Fly Man?
Gorilla. Gorilla got him.

419
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,471
Hey, Gorilla's got
a big hit rate.

420
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:17,935
He had no chance, so stroke
penalty and from the drop zone.

421
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,937
The healthy skin coach
from Iowa

422
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,316
takes a mud bath here
at Hole Number Two.

423
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,319
People pay top dollar for this
kind of mud treatment

424
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,447
in spas all over the world.
They do.

425
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,450
Look at these dance moves
she's busting out.

426
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,661
I think they're bringing out
the weird in each other.

427
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,165
You know what? Just play that as
a clip to tease the show.

428
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,833
[ Exhaling rapidly ]

429
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,126
[ Vocalizes ]

430
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,628
[ Exhaling rapidly ]

431
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,796
Hole in two,
'cause it's Hole Number Two.

432
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,299
Hole in two.

433
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,927
Takashi off the ramp.
His second shot.

434
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,972
Riggle: Ooh, that's a nice
little touch.

435
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,974
It's not bad.
Not bad.

436
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,643
-Okay, okay. I'll take that.
-Alright.

437
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,811
-Let's play golf!
-Let's play golf!

438
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,023
You know, I've got to say,
our Holey Moley competitors

439
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,524
have been
unbelievably gracious,

440
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,193
for the most part,
to one another.

441
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,903
For the most part.
It's been very enjoyable
to watch.

442
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,071
They spend a lot of time
together.

443
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,697
There's a lot
of anticipation.

444
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,532
I'm sure there's some bonding
going on back there.

445
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,701
I know they've been
shotgunning beers and...

446
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,538
Often.
Yes, back there.
They have a beer funnel.

447
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,040
Shake it off.

448
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,500
Hayla: Shake it off.
No pressure.

449
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,627
Hayla Stewart --
She loves to play mini golf.

450
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,671
Cannot stress that enough.

451
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,506
No pressure.

452
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:32,009
This is for the win.

453
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,719
Oh, my God.

454
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,142
Riggle: She made it!

455
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,812
That's huge.
She makes it through.

456
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,855
Aah!
[ Laughs ]

457
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,774
Well, they brought out
the best in each other.

458
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,234
Or the worst.

459
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,694
So, there you have it --

460
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,572
Hayla takes that third slot
into round number 2.

461
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,740
Hey, let's go down to Jeannie
on the course.

462
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,200
And how does it feel?

463
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,745
I feel like a frozen
chocolate milkshake.

464
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,913
Well, you know what?

465
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,206
You look like a number two,

466
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,791
but you came out number one.

467
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,210
Yay!
[ Laughs ]

468
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,004
Rob, please tell me
that you've heard from

469
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,548
Pepe the Prawn
at this point.
I have not.

470
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,426
And the further I remove myself
from the situation, the better.

471
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,261
Yeah, but don't you
just want to make sure

472
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,179
he doesn't still have
Stephen captive --

473
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,099
or even worse, that he
doesn't follow through
with his ransom plan?

474
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,767
Oh, trust me, he won't.

475
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,395
Prawns are the most
non-confrontational crustaceans

476
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,606
I know.

477
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:31,902
And now Pepe the King Prawn's
ABC extortion plan.

478
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,779
Pepe: Look, look!
I made a special ransom note!

479
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,616
Man: Oh, no, we don't negotiate
with shellfish.

480
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,161
Then say goodbye
to your mini golf loser!

481
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,830
Guys, guys,
listen to him, please.

482
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,124
Do whatever he says.
He's a madman.

483
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,084
I am a king prawn!

484
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,880
Now, listen,
I work for Don Rickles. Okay?

485
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,050
Don Rickles?
Sí, sí.
The "Holey Moleys" man.

486
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,552
You mean Rob Riggle?
Sí, sí.

487
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,055
Now you either pick up a new
season of "Holey Moleys"

488
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,308
by midnight,
or else you'll never see

489
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:07,146
your "Holey Moley"
promo man ever again.

490
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,856
Alright, alright.
Everybody, just calm down.

491
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,441
We can figure something out.

492
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,109
What if -- What if we gave you
your own pilot?

493
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,778
How's that sound?
And a plane?

494
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,988
What? No, a TV pilot.

495
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,324
Oh. You mean
Captain Sully?

496
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,327
No, like -- like a TV show
and a whole series.

497
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:25,206
Oh. On ABC?
Yes, on ABC.

498
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,292
This guy? This guy?
Unbelievable.

499
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,669
[ Laughs ]
[ Computer beeps ]

500
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,420
Shellfish...

501
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:36,467
♪♪

502
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,685
Tessitore: Time for the final
Round 1 matchup on The Pecker.

503
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,269
[ Cheers and applause ]

504
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,479
Welcome to the course

505
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,399
41-year-old engineer
Selassie Ahorlu

506
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,652
and 63-year-old retiree
Kathy Valyo.

507
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,487
♪♪

508
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,655
Selassie: Salutations.

509
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,824
I am Selassie Ahorlu,

510
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,742
all the way
from Accra, Ghana.

511
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,412
[ Speaking native language ]

512
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,540
I currently reside in Inglewood.

513
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,835
Back in Ghana, I competed
in miniature golf competitions.

514
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:14,630
I competed passionately,
and I won a few trophies.

515
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,217
Well, I'm here to tell my
competitors come ready to play,

516
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,136
'cause I'm bringing my A-game.

517
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,805
This is just meant to be.

518
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:26,183
Hi, my name is Kathy Valyo.
I'm 63 years old.

519
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,145
My background in mini golf
takes me way back

520
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,646
to when I was a child.

521
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,232
I play twice a week
with my nieces,

522
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,401
Misa and Maiya.
Yes!

523
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,695
We have a lot of fun
on the course,

524
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,239
and, yes, we are competitive.

525
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,366
I've always been active
in sports.

526
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,870
I enjoy hiking,
skiing, zip-lining,

527
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:50,291
and I'm going to be able to take
on those obstacles with ease.

528
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:55,546
Just because I'm 63,
don't underestimate me.

529
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,839
Tessitore: The Pecker.

530
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,716
Selassie steps up
to the tee

531
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,384
looking to get his ball
in that channel

532
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,429
and a potential hole in one
on the green below.

533
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,893
Riggle: Oh, that got
a hard kick off the bumper.

534
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,728
Kicked completely right.

535
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,439
Pecker hangs to the right.
It does. It does.

536
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:19,069
Oh, no, too much gas.

537
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,490
Well, yeah, the ridge
is in play there.

538
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,074
Let's see
what he can do here.

539
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,118
Oh, my God. There's no way
I'm doing that.

540
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,078
How am I gonna
tackle this?

541
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,749
Selassie now has to try to pluck
the plume on the Pecker's head.

542
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,626
Otherwise,
it's a stroke penalty.

543
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,795
You got it. You got it.
Come on. You can do this.

544
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,129
You can do it. Go!

545
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,464
Whoo!

546
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,090
He's gonna get it!
He's gonna get it!

547
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,635
He did it! He did it!

548
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,722
Selassie Ahorlu
has got the plume,

549
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,725
so he does not get
the stroke penalty.

550
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,894
He lies one on the green.

551
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,814
Riggle: That's gonna help.
That's gonna help.

552
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:59,819
Kathy Valyo,
a retiree from San Diego.

553
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,947
She describes herself
as young at heart.

554
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,991
She says, "If I win
this 'Holey Moley' season,

555
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,119
I'm gonna donate the money to
a local children's hospital."

556
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,663
Good for you, Kathy.
God bless.

557
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,706
Heart of gold.
Heart of gold.

558
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,125
Heart of gold,
that Kathy.

559
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,841
Oh, it took the same path
as Selassie.

560
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,634
Come on, baby. Come on.
Come on.

561
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,678
She needs --
Oh, no. Oh, it's going wide.

562
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,179
Oh, she got a good kick.
That's the best kick possible.

563
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,515
She got a great kick there.

564
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,433
Wow, it took her out
a little further,

565
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,852
but she doesn't
have the ridge in front.

566
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,730
You'd still rather be
on that side of things.

567
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,817
Kathy, who loves hiking
and skiing,

568
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:43,404
but she has never faced
a challenge like this --

569
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:47,366
jumping onto a giant,
bobbing Pecker.

570
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,493
[ Chuckles ]
Did you hear yourself
just now?

571
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,370
This is a family show.

572
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,707
It's been a family show
for a long time.

573
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:58,002
I just see the spit take
from the president of ABC.

574
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,004
Phbt!
[ Laughs ]

575
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,464
You've got this, Kathy.

576
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,508
Here goes Kathy.

577
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,887
Oh, she took a hit.
Oh!

578
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,388
Wow.
Agh.

579
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,640
She couldn't have hit that
any worse, really.

580
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,019
Full impact.
Enough to recoil back.

581
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,687
Did she have a smile
on her face?

582
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,564
Hold on!
She's smiling.

583
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,357
I want to take a close look
at this real quick, Joe.

584
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,903
Take a look here. Right here.
Look at that.

585
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,112
Has she been knocked
unconscious,

586
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,614
or is that
a big old smile?

587
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,033
That's a big old smile.
That's a great attitude.

588
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,243
Calls herself
young at heart.

589
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,538
So, here's the situation --
Selassie currently lies one,

590
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,749
but he does have that ridge
to contend with,

591
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,251
whereas Kathy sits two.

592
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,712
She can putt from distance.
She's still in this.

593
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,882
Got to call my ancestors.

594
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,258
Spirit.
Get the spirit going.

595
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,177
-Direct the ball, okay?
-I know.

596
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,220
See, I wouldn't do
the bank shot because he has

597
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,264
the stroke advantage of not
getting the penalty stroke.

598
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,557
I would lay up.

599
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,898
Look at this thing run.
What? What?

600
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,108
So, now the great launch...
Good job.

601
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,945
...and leap and physical prowess
you possessed

602
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,322
and showed against the Pecker,
it's gone.

603
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,448
You wiped it out.

604
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,117
Kathy Valyo now for a three.

605
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,745
This opens the door
for Kathy.

606
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:17,456
She says that putting is
the best part of her game.

607
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,624
Can she make this,

608
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,250
put the pressure back
on Selassie?

609
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,589
Here it is!

610
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,050
[ Cheers and applause ]

611
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,886
Wow!
Wow! What a putt!

612
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:35,099
[ Cheers and applause ]

613
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,101
♪♪

614
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,229
Whoo! Whoo!

615
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:44,274
And now it's do or die
for Selassie Ahorlu.

616
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,319
Has to make this
to force the putt-off.

617
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,617
Oh!
Putt...

618
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,703
Oh!
Oh, no!

619
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,122
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo-hoo!

620
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,456
Whoo!

621
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,959
The young-at-heart
Kathy Valyo,

622
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:05,087
she takes that last spot
going into Round 2.

623
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,006
I don't know why this seat
is so uncomfortable.

624
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,841
Played a little trick
on you today, Joe.

625
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,467
What'd you do?
I took all the foam
out of your seat.

626
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,636
I feel like you did.
It's just leather
and plywood.

627
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,471
That's what
it feels like to me.
Yeah.

628
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,432
Gotcha.
Feels like
I can feel the bolts

629
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,851
where it's screwed in
to the base of the chair.

630
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,769
Practical joke.
I always like practical jokes.

631
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,438
I know you do. I know.

632
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,732
I'm tempted to take some
of those four-day-old donuts

633
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,234
and put them
right here on my ass.

634
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,696
Round 2 is coming your way
right after this short break.

635
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,079
Tessitore: Welcome back to
the home of extreme mini golf.

636
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:42,416
It is Round 2,
and in a Holey Moley first,

637
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,876
we have
an all-female line up

638
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,128
who will battle it out
for the plaid jacket,

639
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:49,048
The Golden Putter,
and a chance at a quarter mil.

640
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:52,509
And our first matchup
takes place on The Fishing Hole,

641
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,678
sponsored by
TakeMeFishing.org.

642
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,848
A great resource for anyone
looking to get into

643
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,017
recreational fishing
and boating.

644
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,852
Now, Sir Goph and his son
out there.

645
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,146
Just a beautiful day.
Father, son fishing.

646
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,731
What do you think Sir Goph
is saying to his son?

647
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,232
Probably something along
the lines of,

648
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,901
"How big of a fishing pole
do you need

649
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,778
to catch
one of those fish?"

650
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,530
These are not real fish.

651
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:16,533
They are inflatable,
giant props.

652
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,744
Hey, why don't you
quit spreading

653
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,913
those fish-ious rumors.
[vicious]

654
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:25,167
[ Cheers and applause ]

655
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,710
Ready to kick off Round 2,

656
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,545
we have
the young-at-heart Kathy Valyo

657
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,882
and the hyperactive
Hayla Stewart.

658
00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:34,218
Did they just get in the boat
for a photo opportunity?

659
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,385
I think they did.

660
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:38,514
Both: Holy mackerel!

661
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:41,100
Boy, there is a lot of energy
between these two.

662
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,102
Whoo! Let's do this!

663
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,899
Hayla's tee shot, looking for
a straight putt under the fish,

664
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,610
through those obstacles,
onto the green.

665
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,613
Alright.
Hole in one. Hole in one.

666
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,573
Kathy:
There you go. There you go.

667
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,075
Oh. Oh!

668
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:01,286
Hayla Stewart's ball
kicks to the left.

669
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,789
-Nice.
-Whoo!

670
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:06,625
Oh, no.
Oh. [ Laughs ]

671
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,418
Now comes the hard part.

672
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,420
Hayla has to time
this run just right,

673
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,964
how to get past the fish.

674
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,091
Otherwise,
it's a stroke penalty.

675
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,718
I don't know if the blazer
is the best thing to run in.

676
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,095
I will say this
about her outfit, Joe.

677
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:21,265
It does look
very so-fish-ticated.

678
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,724
[ Smacks lips ]

679
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,269
Now, do you think she knows
to start-stop,

680
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,312
or you think she's just gonna
try and run-and-gun?

681
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,982
This is definitely
gonna be the start-stop,

682
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,651
but I don't sense a lot
of quick bursts.

683
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,944
[ Crowd groans ]

684
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,279
Wow, what was that?

685
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,322
[ Laughs ]

686
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,826
She got battered.
Battered.

687
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,828
Fish.

688
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,997
I got the ultimate
fish puns all day, Joe.

689
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,498
That's what I'm about.

690
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,958
Some people might even
call it a boatload.

691
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,960
♪♪

692
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,630
[ Cheers and applause ]

693
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,841
[ Crowd chanting "Special K!" ]

694
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:59,136
Look at Kathy down there
just loving life.

695
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,637
You know what I love
about mini golf

696
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,307
is that it's for all ages,
all kinds,

697
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,933
and Kathy's
a great example of that.

698
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,310
A little slice of America.

699
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,020
Just like you take
your whole family out,

700
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,354
you're gonna get
smacked in the face

701
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,024
with a hot cannon blast
of water.

702
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,942
It's a sport for all.

703
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,906
That's a good tee shot.

704
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,657
That's a good tee shot.

705
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,368
Watch the comeback.
Watch the comeback.

706
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,037
Oh, beautiful.
Nice.

707
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,039
Wow. Almost a tap-in.

708
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:31,001
Oh, yeah!
Yeah! Whoo!

709
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:36,798
Magnificent tee shot
for Kathy Valyo.

710
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,134
She has proven to be
a warrior.

711
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,887
63, she's out there,
hooking and jabbing.

712
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,639
Look at her.
She's swaying back and forth,

713
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:44,890
trying to find
the rhythm.

714
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,517
That's tai chi.

715
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,478
Oh!

716
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:52,439
The most ineffective tai chi
I've ever seen in my life.

717
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,232
[ Laughs ]

718
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,234
Here's the replay, Joe.

719
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:59,237
That was the most gentle
goodnight I've ever seen.

720
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,240
Yeah, it was.
[ Chuckles ]

721
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,533
It was a suggestion
by the fish.

722
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,910
It was a suggestion
by the fish.

723
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,037
It wasn't even a thrust
or a power move.

724
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:09,289
There was no threat
by the fish.
"Oh, wait a sec.

725
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,625
Before you go any further, why
don't you have a cold drink."

726
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:14,002
And she goes, "Okay, yeah,
I think I will."

727
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:17,589
Classic Kathy.
Classic, classic Kathy.

728
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,884
Alright. Hayla's up.

729
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,386
So, they both lie two,

730
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,888
but Kathy's got
something easy to clean up here.

731
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,849
I'm just gonna
knock your ball out.

732
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,601
It's getting real.

733
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:34,231
I can't scale it back
at this point.

734
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:35,774
Wow.

735
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,237
Hayla Stewart,
this for a three.

736
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:43,907
♪♪

737
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,784
Oh.           Oh.

738
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,120
I mean, just not enough
on that shot.

739
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,455
Now we have Kathy Valyo,
who says,

740
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,291
if she wins Holey Moley,
she's gonna donate her prize

741
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,585
to a local
children's charity.

742
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:59,172
Could be heading
to tonight's final round.

743
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,552
She does it with ease.
How about that?

744
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,220
Well done, Kathy.
Whoo!

745
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,931
Kathy Valyo
may be swapping out

746
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:13,228
that blue-square top
for green-plaid glory.

747
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,772
63 years old, folks,
and she's gonna play

748
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:19,359
in the final pairing tonight
for a championship.

749
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:23,363
We should dolphin-itely see
something special from Kathy.

750
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,158
[ Smacks lips ]

751
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:31,163
♪♪

752
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,294
And now Pepe the King Prawn.

753
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:38,795
[ Cellphone ringing ]

754
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,297
Riggle: [ Whispering ]
Pepe, it's Riggle.

755
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,840
Hola, Don Rickles!

756
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,967
[ Laughs ]
Pepe,
I'm glad you picked up.

757
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:47,971
Hmm.
Hey, uh, you
let Stephen go, right?

758
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,014
Curry:
[ Chuckles dryly ]

759
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,682
What?
Hey, Don Rickles.

760
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:54,478
Oh, hey, Stephen.
I'm so glad you're okay.

761
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:55,812
I was worried about you,

762
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,481
you know, especially
with that guy. Whoa.

763
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,858
No, you weren't.
I know the whole story.

764
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,235
You tried to manipulate
my friend Pepe here...
Wait.

765
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,695
...for your
own selfish reasons.

766
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,156
-Hold on. No.
-Sí, sí. We're friends now.

767
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,532
We both have
something in common.

768
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,494
What do you mean?
We love TV pilots.

769
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,037
Mm! Sí, sí.

770
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,665
We called ABC and told them
about your ransom plans.

771
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,126
My plans?
Yeah, and they loved us
together so much,

772
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,961
they gave us
our own sitcom.

773
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:23,673
So we're good.
Sí, it's called
"Yummy Curry Prawns."

774
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,342
-But what about the show?
-What show?

775
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,511
Our show.
"Holey Moley."

776
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,512
[ Chuckles ]

777
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:31,389
[ Laughs ]

778
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,724
Rob, was that Pepe?

779
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,892
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Yep.

780
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,560
Did he ever
release Stephen?

781
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,396
Nope.
Did he go through
with the ransom call?

782
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,066
Yep.
Man, I am sorry
to hear that.

783
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,527
What's gonna happen
to Stephen and Pepe?

784
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,195
Apparently, they got
their own TV pilot.

785
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:48,115
Wow! Really?
Good for them.

786
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,076
Hey, buck up. They'll
probably hire you as the
crazy next-door neighbor.

787
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,289
[ Cheers and applause ]

788
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,416
Only one spot remains
in the final round,

789
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:02,337
and our competitors have to
battle it out on Full Mooney.

790
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,507
Jeannie's down on the course
to walk us through it.

791
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,509
It's one small step for man,

792
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,553
several tiny steps
for mini golfers.

793
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,721
Golfers launch their ball
into orbit

794
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,432
by putting up a large ramp.

795
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,561
Then they gotta moonwalk
to the green by balancing

796
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,229
on top of the moon.

797
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,983
Fall into the water below,
and it's a stroke penalty.

798
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,109
Good stuff, Jeannie.

799
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,236
-[ Howls ]
-Whoo!

800
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:29,406
We have two nurses going
head to head on Full Mooney --

801
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:33,410
Julie Ibach and Jenna
Barkheimer, AKA J-Bark.

802
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,162
I'm glad they're both nurses,
but I hope

803
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,957
we don't have to call on their
skills during play tonight.

804
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,877
Going to go to the Moon.
Going to go to the Moon.

805
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,420
Julie is a veteran.

806
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,214
She served in the Navy
and the Air Force,

807
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,216
now works at
a VA hospital.

808
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,218
It's gonna be
out of this world.

809
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,262
[ Laughs ] Out of this world.
Yeah.

810
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:55,599
Swing it like a bat.
Swing it like a bat.

811
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,979
There you go.

812
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,107
Nice.
That's a good
tee shot right there.

813
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:07,110
Whoo!

814
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,112
Julie sits just on the edge
of the green

815
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,947
but will have that ridge
to contend with.

816
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,490
Riggle:
She's a veteran.

817
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,659
Throw anything at her,
she'll be able to handle it.

818
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,162
[ Cheers and applause ]

819
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,206
Aah!

820
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,540
Oh, boy.

821
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,334
And a good tee shot.

822
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,252
But can she
do the moonwalk?

823
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,505
That first step is often
a challenge, isn't it, Rob?

824
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,133
It is. You get the shaky legs
because it wants to move.

825
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,134
Okay.

826
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,638
Man: Three, two, one, zero!

827
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,514
Okay. Here we go.

828
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,308
There's Julie. First couple
steps are all right.

829
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,352
Oh, you gotta go faster.
She's gotta go faster.

830
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,188
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, good balance.
That was well done.

831
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,649
Look at her go! Oh,
this is a good run by Julie.

832
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:47,234
Wow! She's doing it!
She's doing it!

833
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,235
[ Crowd groans ]

834
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,903
Oh, boy!

835
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,488
We have splash down.

836
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,532
That was a great run.
She made the correction.

837
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,326
She was able
to get her balance back.

838
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:59,329
Yeah.
She sped up.
She found the correct pace.

839
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,498
She was doing it, Joe.
She was doing it.

840
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,875
She was about
80% through, Rob.

841
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,836
Just another classic moment
when she came out of the water.

842
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,463
It is so cold.

843
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,798
She was almost
walking on water.

844
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,383
She almost
walked out of there.

845
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:15,512
♪♪

846
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,680
Jenna Barkheimer,

847
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,973
29-year-old nurse,

848
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:20,475
goes by the nickname
J-Bark.

849
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,520
What will her
tee shot look like?

850
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,896
J-Bark!

851
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,690
She flies it over,
it's low.

852
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,400
It hits the padding,

853
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,026
and does come out
of the sand.

854
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,362
That was in the sand
for a moment.

855
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:35,740
[ Cheers and applause ]

856
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,786
Jenna -- She's already gone
viral once on a golf course.

857
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:42,539
Could she do it again
here on Full Mooney?

858
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:47,335
♪♪

859
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:49,879
Alright, Jenna.
Here it comes.

860
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,548
We're standing by.

861
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:56,886
Three, two, one, zero!

862
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,888
Oh, oh, oh.
She's staying on top.

863
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,890
That's good, that's good.
Oh, she's doing it.

864
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,059
Jenna doing a nice job
so far.

865
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,353
Stay in control.
Stay in control.
Gotta get faster.
Gotta get faster.

866
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,105
Gotta get faster.
Gotta get behind it.

867
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,607
Look at Jenna!
She may do it, Rob!
Run, run, run!

868
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,108
She may do it!
Run! Run! Run!

869
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,444
Run!
She may do it!

870
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,571
She did it!
Oh! [ Laughs ]

871
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,281
[ Cheers and applause ]

872
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:21,578
Jenna Barkheimer avoids
the stroke penalty.

873
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:25,624
As impressive of an obstacle
conqueror as you will see.

874
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,044
Wow. She really found the groove
and stayed in it.

875
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:34,299
The leg drive. The constant leg
drive kept her balanced there.

876
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,718
Damn, Jenna.

877
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,595
Way to go, J-Bark.

878
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:43,600
Jenna Barkheimer,
after that sensational moonwalk.

879
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,602
She has
the stroke advantage,

880
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:50,940
but this is not
an easy putt at all.

881
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:55,612
Can she make it
for the win?

882
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,197
Over the ridge.
This is good.

883
00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:59,783
Oh! It's a great putt!
Look at that!

884
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:03,453
Jenna Barkheimer
wins here on Full Mooney.

885
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:05,830
Great, great effort on the hole,
but terrible moonwalk.

886
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:09,668
When she had to have it,
she moonwalked just fine.

887
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,337
She'll be playing for the plaid
putter and golden jacket.

888
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,757
A lot of momentum
heading into the final round.

889
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,467
Can we do that again?

890
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,969
I messed that up.
Sorry, everyone.

891
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,305
I hate to be, like,
finicky and fastidious.

892
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,765
Nobody knows that word.

893
00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,809
Why do you always say that
every time I speak?

894
00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:29,020
You act like I have
a superhuman vocabulary...
You do.

895
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,397
...that others
don't possess.

896
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,190
Cool your jets, Joe.

897
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,860
Take your "festivitessness."
It's America, Jack.

898
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,196
Figure it out.

899
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,366
Don't go anywhere.
The final round after the break.

900
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,831
Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."

901
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,208
We are so excited for this,
an all-female final round.

902
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,461
It's young-at-heart
Kathy Valyo

903
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,880
taking on J-Bark,
Jenna Barkheimer,

904
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,675
for The Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket,

905
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,844
and a spot in
the season finale

906
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,304
and a shot
at a quarter million dollars.

907
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:07,392
It will all be determined on one
of the most spectacular holes

908
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,978
in our four years
of Holey Moley --

909
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,688
Holeywood.

910
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,399
And here they come.
Final round.

911
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,025
All comes down to this.

912
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,737
You look gorgeous.
You do, too, girl.

913
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:22,282
Hopefully, it won't get wet.
Ooh.

914
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:25,243
Tessitore: Boy, J-Bark is really
bringing it today, isn't she?

915
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,911
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]

916
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,080
Riggle: They're both naturals
on the red carpet,

917
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,375
if I do say so, being a veteran
of the red carpet myself, Joe.

918
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,711
"Over here, Mr. Riggle!
Over here, Mr. Riggle!"

919
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:37,338
What? Where are you guys?
Come on.

920
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,591
[ Cheers and applause ]

921
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,009
Whoo!

922
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:43,511
First to tackle Holeywood
is Kathy Valyo,

923
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,014
the retiree from San Diego.

924
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:49,684
Let's see how she does now
on the accelerator red carpet.

925
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,228
That'll launch her towards
the floating stars.

926
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,397
Remember,
wherever Kathy lands,

927
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:57,609
that'll determine her starting
position over on the green.

928
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,778
Oh, my God.
[ Crowd chanting "Kathy!" ]

929
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,654
Here she goes.
She's not running.

930
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,406
Gotta get faster.
Gotta get faster.

931
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:05,575
How far can she go?

932
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,827
Oh, that's the worst
ball position.
Oh!

933
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,746
She's gonna be
in the Riggle drop zone.

934
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:13,249
Hold on. How would you feel
if you're not even a star,

935
00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:14,626
all you were
was the water?

936
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,377
But that's not reality.

937
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:19,088
If I had an agent,
I would call him right now.

938
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,593
Okay, here we go
with J-Bark.

939
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:27,096
♪♪

940
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,807
Oh, what a great launch!

941
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,266
Wow!         Wow!

942
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,894
She's on the Joe Tess star,
all the way out there.

943
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,771
She's gonna have
a great putting position.

944
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,690
A great --
You're all the way up there

945
00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,150
and I'm all the way
back there?!
Yes!

946
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,819
Come on.

947
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,654
Let's take a look
at that replay.

948
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,448
So, J-Bark landing
on the Joe Tess star

949
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:50,328
will have the far superior
tee position here on Holeywood.

950
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:57,961
Who will putt for a quarter
million dollar opportunity,

951
00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:01,256
with a Golden Putter
and a plaid jacket?

952
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:04,926
Kathy Valyo will be putting from
the Rob Riggle drop zone.

953
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,136
Oh, God, please don't call it
that anymore.

954
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,013
That is literally
the title.

955
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,516
As they say in the business,
she got Riggled.

956
00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,351
No. No one says that.
They say it all the time.

957
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:17,063
No one says that.
That is not a thing.
She got Riggled.

958
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,023
♪♪

959
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,192
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

960
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,403
Playing in the water.

961
00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,738
Here we go.
Kathy's tee shot.

962
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,032
[ Cheers and applause ]

963
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,035
Jenna: Nice.
Here she is
off of the bank.

964
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,537
Coming back down.

965
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,163
Oh!

966
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,582
So close!

967
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,542
Whoo! Yes.

968
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:41,337
[ Cheers and applause ]

969
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:42,881
Good putt.

970
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,507
Jenna Barkheimer, J-Bark,

971
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:46,843
29-year-old nurse
from West Palm Beach,

972
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:48,845
here playing
in the final round,

973
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,889
trying to become
a champion tonight.

974
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,349
She's coming from
the Joe Tess position

975
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:56,895
on this red carpet
island hole.
[ Scoffs ]

976
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,856
Look at how close she is
with this ball position.

977
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,232
Blech.

978
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,112
Off the bank.

979
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,280
Kathy: Nice putt.

980
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,908
Oh, that's
a beautiful putt.

981
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,743
What a tee shot.

982
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,036
Both lie one.

983
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,120
Remember, if you
go into the water,

984
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,538
it's not
a stroke penalty.

985
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,416
You just get Riggled
on the hole.

986
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:23,171
Kathy Valyo's putting has been
dialed in all night.

987
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,714
Pressure is on.

988
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:28,593
♪♪

989
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,015
Oh, that's a great putt
by Kathy Valyo!
Wow!

990
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:37,226
Look at that!
Kathy will not be denied!

991
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,561
She's been on fire.

992
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:41,397
What a putt
from Kathy Valyo.

993
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,442
63-year-old retiree.

994
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,152
Special K! Special K!
Special K!

995
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:50,782
She has had a magical run
through Holey Moley tonight.

996
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:53,117
Wow, that was clutch, Joe.
Wasn't it?

997
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,787
Dreams do come true
in Hollywood.

998
00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:00,124
Kathy cards a two
from distance.

999
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,876
The pressure now
on Jenna

1000
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:02,961
to force a putt-off.

1001
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:09,258
♪♪

1002
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,722
Oh, no!
Oh, J-Bark misses!

1003
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:19,227
It stays on the lip,
and Kathy earns

1004
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,646
the plaid jacket
and The Golden Putter.

1005
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,523
I can't believe it!

1006
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:28,111
Kathy Valyo is now
in the season finale --

1007
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:30,488
the 63-year-old
from San Diego,

1008
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,658
who says, "If I win
the quarter million,

1009
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:37,161
I'm donating it all
to a local children's hospital."

1010
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,790
Oh, Riggle!
That's from the Riggle Zone!

1011
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:43,001
I saw where she putted from.
She did get Riggled.

1012
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,585
She's Riggling it.

1013
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:46,963
You hit off
the Riggle drop zone, you win,

1014
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,881
And Kathy
just proved it, Jack.

1015
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,177
Let's head over to the clubhouse
for the winner's ceremony.

1016
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:56,139
And here to hand out the coveted
Holey Moley plaid jacket

1017
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,807
is Holey Moley's
biggest star,

1018
00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:01,310
none other than the actual,
real-life Stephen Curry.

1019
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,937
The champ is here.

1020
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,647
Oh, my gosh.
Congratulations.

1021
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:07,191
Thank you. Wow.
[ Laughs ]

1022
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,485
Ready for the green jacket?
Oh, I can't believe it.

1023
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,571
Holy moly, I made it to...

1024
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:12,864
You know, it looks
like Stephen's

1025
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,032
actually getting younger.

1026
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,408
Riggle:
Well, you're right, Joe.

1027
00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,368
The hands of time are treating
Stephen well.

1028
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,413
Looks like someone's putting on
extra face cream at night, huh?

1029
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,874
♪♪

1030
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,667
As always,
thanks for being with us,

1031
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:27,712
and we'll see you next week
with more Holey Moley.