Previously on "Holey Moley"...
I wish I could help you, Rob.
That's a great idea. Hm?
"The Muppets and Rob Riggle save 'Holey Moley.'"
[ Gulps ] Bananas!
...Rob asked for Kermit's help...
Riggle: This show is in trouble,
and you're the only frog in Hollywood I know
that can save it. ...time...
How many frogs in Hollywood do you know?
...and time again. [ Cellphone rings ]
Oh, hi, Rob.
I could really use some more ideas,
you know, to help me save the show.
Maybe some of the others might be more helpful.
Yes! Thank you, buddy.
But has Kermit finally...
Kermit: What have you got for us?
Ahhh! Ohh!
...bitten off more than he can chew?
-[ Singing in mock Swedish ] -Bana-na-na-na-na.
This could take awhile.
-[ Singing in mock Swedish ] -Bana-na-na-na-na.
Tessitore: To create the spectacular array of awe-inspiring holes,
"Holey Moley" spares no expense.
We send our team of top designers all over the world,
to the near and far, for inspiration for these holes.
From the bountiful fields of America's heartland...
[ Chamber music playing ]
...to the fabled castles of England...
to the wild and volcanic majesty of the Pacific Rim.
Wait, what? The -- [ Record needle scratches ]
What are you talking about? What do you mean?
They're sending our designers all over the world?
You want inspiration?
How about a little thing called the Internet, Joe?
Well, who's to say they don't look at the Internet
before they fly off for this great insp--
Yeah, but they're blowing all this money on
what could be spent on me. On you?
Yes, my trailer. Have you seen it?
It's a hunk of junk.
And I got one masseuse, just one. You have a masseuse?
How about a couple, like everybody else around here?
Tonight... Let's go!
...eight athletes, three rounds...
Aah!
...one winner.
Ohh! That was amazing!
Ohh! Oh, no!
Hi, everybody. I'm Joe Tessitore.
And I'm Rob Riggle. And this is...
Both: "Holey Moley"!
"Fore-ever"!
♪♪
It's another beautiful night here at the Holey Moley course
as clouds gather over tonight's matchup. Something just flew up my nose.
Like a bug.
You may have sucked the bug in.
Hold on. Let me check and see if it's in my brain.
You vacuumed the bug. [ Buzzing ]
Something's moving.
Something's moving in my brain, Joe. [ Laughs ]
It's a bug. It's got to be.
What else could it be?
[ Buzzing ]
Tonight, here's how it's gonna work.
Round 1, eight golfers who are gonna face off.
The winners are gonna compete in that sudden death Round 2.
And that's where only the very best
will survive into the final round,
where you go for the Golden Putter,
the coveted Holey Moley plaid jacket,
and, most importantly, a spot in the season finale,
where one of our champions will make a putt
worth a quarter million dollars. Ooh-whoo!
Here they come, Joe!
Alright, let's get right to the action.
Heading to the tee here at Dutch Courage en Fuego
is 32-year-old Ashley Nagy,
up against 36-year-old Paddy Blanchette.
Hi, I'm Paddy Blanchette,
and I'm a stunt man from Boston, Massachusetts.
As a stunt man, I am very confident
there's not one obstacle out there that can stop me.
[ Slide whistle ]
I've done high falls, been set on fire,
so I do believe that I am invincible.
I've been playing mini golf since I was two.
Haven't missed many days on the green.
Back of my shirt says "watch this."
You're not gonna want to take your eyes off me.
♪♪
I'm Ashley Nagy.
I'm 32 years old from Phoenix, Arizona.
I am a real-estate agent.
Golf is actually a nice, relaxing moment
in comparison to my really stressful job.
I love to try and smash the ball.
My golf instructors and coaches and everything,
everybody's like, "Don't smash it.
Don't go so hard. Like, do a nice, easy swing."
And I'm like, I don't know how to do that.
When I am not smashing down walls,
I'm at the golf course, smashing the competition.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Go get 'em!
Ashley Nagy coming up to the tee right now
here on Dutch Courage en Fuego.
♪♪
Riggle: Well, look at this putt!
Yeah, too much. Too much gas.
Too much! Ashley: No, stop! Stop!
She runs it well past. Ugh.
She's still gonna have a lot of work to do from there.
Now, of course, she's got to get through...
You got this. ...the flames of death, Joe!
Listen, we are in year four of watching Dutch Courage.
She knows all of -- Ahh!
Ohh! Ohh!
She thought she was through!
Break it down.
Oh, well, what happened is what always happens.
They find themselves on the descent.
Ooh, then splashdown. It never gets old, Joe.
No, it doesn't.
Second windmill now for Ashley Nagy.
After she went into the water before,
she gets through cleanly.
Whoo.
Paddy Blanchette now from Boston, Massachusetts.
He's a stunt man. [ Exhales deeply ]
So he is well-conditioned with being around fire and danger.
In fact, he's used to being set on fire.
He's doing something weird.
That was a Paddy Blanchette shimmy.
36-year-old stunt man.
Watch this!
Oh, my gosh.
Come on, baby. Too much.
It's gonna take a bounce, come right back down.
No, this could be it! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute! He's done it!
That was it! That was a hole in one!
"Watch this" indeed!
He put so much gas on that ball, bounces it off the back wall
and goes in for an ace! Oh!
That was amazing!
I'm sure Ashley Nagy is sitting there thinking to herself...
"Could you have been up first?" Yeah.
"Maybe you could have gone first and save me the trouble."
Watch this! What's he doing?
Oh, he jumps for it! How about it?!
Yeah!
Wow! You seeing this? Did you guys watch this?
Paddy Blanchette is off to Round 2.
And let's go down to Jeannie on the course.
First, he gets a hole in one.
Then he has to go and show off
by actually running through the windmills
when he didn't need to.
What was all that about?
The world just needs to know Paddy B.
[ Laughs ]
This is it, right here. I bow down to you, sir.
Tessitore: Thanks, Jeannie.
Let's head over to our next Round 1 battle.
And, Rob, I am absolutely fascinated
by this matchup on The Distractor.
We have 32-year-old Maggie Noel
playing against 48-year-old Bryan Anthony.
Let's go, "Holey Moley" Dancing Machine crew!
Bring it in! Whoo!
How you doing, America? I'm Bryan Anthony.
I'm 48 years young, and I'm known as the Dancing Machine.
I've been a professional choreographer 15 years now,
working with LeAnn Rimes, Reba McEntire,
Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez.
Being a dancer and a choreographer,
I have an edge on all the competition for "Holey Moley."
Whoo! Hey! That's it.
And I know how to maneuver out the way
and get it in the hole.
Maggie: Hey, everyone. I'm Maggie Noel.
I'm 32 years old, from Houston, Texas.
I am a former pro golfer
and now the CEO of a permanent makeup company.
In 2012, I was trying to qualify for the LPGA Tour.
That didn't work out. I developed the yips.
They are when you are maybe five feet or in
and your hands start to shake like this.
I'm ready to pick up my putter
and show everybody that I still got it.
Yes! The queen is back! Yes!
So now I am the Comeback Queen of "Holey Moley."
Maggie's up first. Alright.
Her journey to a quarter million dollars
begins right now on The Distractor.
All she has to do is hit a 15-foot putt.
But, you know, there's always something
lurking behind the wall.
What if it's a wolf? Be dangerous as well.
What if it's two wolves... Nope.
...that are just off the chain,
they're just wandering around? I doubt that.
It'll be something really, really good and creative.
Our producers are the best in the business.
Here it is. What's the distraction?
Let's go. Uh-huh!
Oh, what do we got?
What you got?
Oh! [ Laughs ]
Joe, what is that? Is that a-a robot? What do we see?
I see football helmets. I see jerseys.
What is that?
It's a football team. Ahh!
Oh, that is intense. Look at the size of him.
And the muscles.
Oh, my God. Coming for you!
I like it.
He is massive. Hut, 1, 2, 3!
Who is this? Go!
That's Travis Kelce!
All-Pro, Super Bowl champion
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. Joe! Joe!
No, no, no, Riggle! Ahhh!
You have to control yourself! [ Roars ]
You have to control yourself.
This is the greatest night ever! I know you're a huge Chiefs fan.
I know who it is, and I know what he's doing.
Just please analyze it. Please, just do your job.
This is it!
With Travis Kelce on that green,
no one's making a shot tonight.
Whoo!
Alright. Here we go.
Oh, he's going a riverdance, Joe!
Travis Kelce, he's Irish dancing
right here on The Distractor.
Maggie misses her putt.
There you go. There you go.
How you like that, huh? That was good.
Whoooo! That was good. That was good.
Next contestant, please. Okay, let's go.
What's Kelce going to do here
as Bryan Anthony steps up?
Let's see it! Hey, hey!
Riggle: What is that, a dance-off?
Ahh, look at this!
Bryan's a choreographer.
Bryan's been a great dancer since he was 16 years old.
Alright, let's go.
What's Kelce going to do here as Bryan Anthony...
Oh, he's Wormin' it!
Travis Kelce's doing the Worm!
Ohh! And it worked!
Oh, he did the Worm!
They're right there, Joe. They're right there. I know. He's right here.
He's right there. He's right there.
Your favorite all-time football player, I know.
Help me smash this window so I can get down to him.
[ Shouts ]
This is "Holey Moley" at its best!
You got to go in the hole!
Joe, this is a special night on "Holey Moley."
Maybe one of the greatest nights in television history.
Somebody give me a flamethrower and a shot of tequila!
What?
♪♪
Tessitore: Welcome back.
Travis Kelce still doing his job to perfection. Oh.
The NFL All-Pro has been the most masterful distraction
we have ever seen on "Holey Moley."
Let's see what you got!
Let's have a look at Travis in action.
Burns the edge.
It's an inch to the right. No shot.
It's as if they've never putted before in their entire life.
He's talking smack to the ball.
That's the power of Travis Kelce!
He's putting his butt in her face. Ha!
[ In slow motion ] Ha!
No. Nope. No! Whoo!
Ahh!
You're never going to make a putt!
Whoo! And they can't solve him.
According to my count, Joe... What do you got?
...I've got 200 bad putts by Brian
and 201 bad putts by Maggie.
You may be off by 190, but you're close.
Okay.
For the first time ever on "Holey Moley,"
both players are on double figures
with 11 strokes each.
Whoo! Bryan: Come on! Let's go!
Tessitore: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Aaah!
Whoa! He's twerking! Joe, he's twerking!
Look at this. He's twerking!
Oh, no, Rob, you're gonna be okay. He's twerking!
Ahhhh! No, no, no.
Travis Kelsey twerking as a distraction for Maggie Noel.
That's too much. That's too much man, Joe.
15-foot putt for Noel.
Oh, one more revolution, and it would have went in. Oh, my God!
Ahhhhhhh!
Oh, my God!
Somehow, it won't drop.
Joe, I'm -- I'm crashing. I can't see ve--
Yeah. I can't see very well.
I'm crashing, Joe.
[ Cheering ]
All my football.
Hut, hut, hut!
Bryan Anthony for the win.
No. Got 'em.
Oh!
The Distractor has nearly taken Rob out.
This is it!
This one's for Rob right here. This one's for Rob right here.
Ready to go.
[ Imitating air horn ]
This is the greatest night of my life!
Tessitore: Maggie Noel --
can she get there?
Oh, that looks good!
[ Applause ] And it goes!
Maggie Noel finally gave it enough of a ride,
and it drops.
And now Bryan Anthony has to make,
or else it'll be Maggie going on to Round 2.
If Brian makes this putt, I'm going to smash the glass.
I am going to finish this desk.
And it all comes down to this.
You get one opportunity.
You get one chance!
Annnd...
no! And he misses!
It's done. Wow!
Whoo!
And Maggie Noel is off to round number 2 on "Holey Moley."
-Hey! -Hey, Travis!
[ Laughs ]
Yes, you're the best. Yeah.
Yes, you -- me?
No, you! You're the best.
Somebody's got to wash this screen.
This thing is filthy.
And now... Rob Riggle recruits Kermit
to continue to recruit Muppets
to help save "Holey Moley."
Thanks for helping out, Lew.
So you say that you've got an idea
that's not just throwing your boomerang fish?
Bingo! This one is gonna reel you in.
[ Chuckles ] Very funny. Terrific.
Uh, okay, let's hear it.
Get ready for it.
It's The Distractor!
Uh, what?
The Distractor!
As the finalists focus on this most important shot,
the giant Distractor wall spins around and around
and reveals for the very first time ever...
What, Lew, what?!
Me.
And then I throw Darcy. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You said not just throwing your boomerang fish.
That's right, Mr. The Frog.
I'm throwing Darcy and you. What?
[ Grunting ]
[ Muffled scream ]
Whoaaa! Oof!
[ Thud ]
Tessitore: Hey, we're at the halfway mark of Round 1,
and it is time for Donut Hole.
-Come on, now. -Let's go! Let's do this!
Here's Stephen Curry to tell us how it works.
It's Donut Hole time.
You have to get through a few glazed, oversize treats.
"Do-nut," and you end up covered in sprinkle
with a one-stroke penalty.
Your friends will be "jelly-ous."
Oh, I get it.
Thanks, Stephen.
I feel like Homer Simpson right now.
Here's Dylan Bohlke, taking on Tony Starks.
Tony Starks? Is that Iron Man?
You think Iron Man is playing "Holey Moley"?
Well, yeah, why not?
Hey. Hello, everyone. My name is Tony Starks.
No, no. Sorry, guys.
I'm not Tony Starks from "Iron Man."
[ Crowd awws ]
I'm repping for all the golf writers here on "Holey Moley."
I love playing golf. I love writing.
What better way to make a living
than to combine the two things you care about most?
This story has already been written, you guys.
Tony Starks is gonna walk away the winner of "Holey Moley."
What's up, America? It's Dylan Bohlke here.
I'm 26 years old. I'm from Lincoln, Nebraska.
My grandpa told us that our family is related
to the people who invented popcorn.
That's pretty cool, I think, right?
I'm known as the local miniature golf celebrity.
I'm such a miniature golf fanatic
that I decided to buy a miniature golf course.
I have an edge because I literally can practice
365 days a year.
-Yes! Yes! -Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Now it's my time to put my name in the record books.
Let's go!
[ Applause ]
This is going down in one.
Tessitore: First to the tee is Tony Starks.
♪♪
Anything can happen when it gets on that ramp.
The question becomes right here,
when it potentially hits the sprinkles.
Oh, first one, and it's going to go --
Oh, no, didn't make it over the ridge.
Can't get over the ridge. It's just short.
Now Tony has to deal with the donuts.
Tony: I love donuts.
Through the years, we have found this to be
one of the toughest obstacles ever on "Holey Moley."
How do you go from donut to donut?
Like, what if you just made a dash for the donuts?
Just a mad dash right through the donuts
as quickly as you could? Yeah, what do you think?
Could anybody make it? No shot.
Oh, nice leap.
He gets onto the first one.
Onto donut number one.
You got this, Iron Man.
Why isn't he in his suit?
Put the suit on!
♪♪
And he's into the sprinkles. Ohh.
And that'll end things for Tony Starks
with a stroke penalty.
The sprinkles are like quicksand.
The struggle is real. The danger is real. Yeah.
I've seen this before.
There was a time I lost my children in the ball pit
for about seven hours at the Chuck E. Cheese. Oh, that's incredible.
Fun thing about the ball pit --
super clean.
No disease in there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dylan Bohlke, now.
26-year-old from Lincoln, Nebraska.
He owns an Adventure Golf Center.
Do you think Dylan's here to compete
or to gather intelligence
on new and creative holes for his own gig?
Well, this would be a heck of a hole
to bring back to Nebraska.
♪♪
That's a nice putt. It's not bad.
Go in, ball.
Go in, ball!
Ready? Here it comes.
We'll see what kind of play this gets off the blue sprinkle.
[ Crows groans ] Oh!
They couldn't be more evenly matched on this one, Joe.
They're right next to each other.
Both of our competitors are left with difficult putts.
Let's gooo! It's just four donuts.
I've had more than that.
Here's Dylan.
Onto that first donut.
I loved the way he attacked that first donut. Yep.
Trying to get to that second donut.
On to it, and he survives it.
Good jump.
Onto the third donut. Oh, oh, oh.
He's only a donut away.
From donut three, can he get to donut four?
He does! He did it! Oh!
-Ooh, baby! -Stuck the landing.
We have never had a competitor
make it all the way across the donuts.
Oh, my God. Timing is critical!
Ohhh!
Got to get the jump.
He does it!
-Oh, goodness! -That's how you do it!
Our first golfer to make it across.
Well, we need to take it up a notch.
Bagels holes are way smaller and wildly different in size, Joe.
♪♪
Back with more "Holey Moley" action
after this very short break.
Don't go anywhere.
Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
After Dylan became the first player
to ever make it through the donuts...
Let's go! Come on, now!
...play continued through the break,
and we now pick up the action.
Dylan with a stroke advantage,
and he's putting for the win.
From Nebraska to "Holey Moley."
And now, does he get to survive on to Round 2?
Dylan for the win.
The answer is yes. [ Shouts ]
Wow. Come on, baby! Let's go!
What is he wearing? You're not liking it?
It's "Miami Vice."
Did he time travel from 1984?
Let's go!
The Mini Golf Tycoon from Nebraska wins the Donut Hole
and is into round number 2.
Only one spot remains in the next round.
Let's go down to The Pecker to see who will take it.
We have Kate Loeffler going head-to-head
with Leroya Sanford.
What's up, y'all?
I'm Leroya Sanford,
and I'm a student in college in Pennsylvania.
I am a magician at the Magic Castle.
When I was younger, my dad got me into golf.
I just fell in love with it.
Once he introduced me to it, I was like,
"I might be an old white man forever."
[ Coughs ]
Oh, that was a close one.
If the competitors start making hole in ones,
they'll magically disappear.
♪♪
Hi, my name is Kate Loeffler,
and I'm a music teacher from Downers Grove, Illinois.
My competitors shouldn't underestimate me.
I've been golfing for almost 40 years,
and my short game is really solid.
Yes! Whoo!
Today, I'm 50. It's my 50th birthday.
I decided that I should do something
fun and exciting for myself, and here I am.
"Holey Moley" is the beginning of an awesome decade of my 50s,
and the perfect birthday present for me
is $250,000 and that Golden Putter.
They will putt from atop the stump,
hoping that they can grab a channel
for a potential hole in one down to the green below.
Kate Loeffler -- trying to find some magic.
Oh, no. Oh, it takes a very odd bounce
as she was trying to get into the channel on the left side.
Still has a shot to kick left.
Oh, that one hurt.
Typically this would be on the other side.
Oh, no! Ohh!
-Ohh! -Ohh! -Ohh!
Wow! Wow!
That was almost a hole in one, Joe!
Let's take another look at that.
Here it comes, rolling in hot,
and boom!
Right on the cup, and it didn't drop! Ohh!
Wow!
Kate versus The Pecker.
Alright. Remember,
she has to grab the plume at the back of The Pecker's head
to avoid a stroke penalty.
I'm putting it at zero percent chance.
Oh, no! Ohh!
I hope she's okay. She hit right in the...
the face!
Watch. Watch this. I want you to see this.
Right there.
That's bad.
She may have caught that right in the throat.
Is she alright?
Thanks, guys. Yeah, she should be fine.
Leroya Sanford now, her tee shot.
The cape is a bold fashion statement.
You see it mainly with vampires and students of Hogwarts.
Outside that, you just don't see many capes.
Yes! Get down there.
This channel on the left side
typically gives you a wonderful lie on the green.
Oh, and it takes a horrible break. Oh, no, Joe!
It kicked right at the end.
Why?
She was robbed of a wonderful tee shot.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Maybe that cape will give Leroya
the ability to fly, maybe, I don't know.
I'm just guessing. Here she is.
She's opening up the cape, and she's thinking it, too.
[ Crowd groans ]
That looked painful. That was like an uppercut.
She got sent back.
The leap was good, but that's where you take the head shot. Whoa!
Now she's at full recoil.
Now, look at her legs --
they're right here right now.
That's where her foot is.
And now... they're over here.
I don't know. You know.
What the hell are you drawing there?
No! Well --
Family show!
Uh...throw this out.
After that incredible tee shot,
Kate Loeffler left with a short putt to the hole.
Should have been a hole in one, but that's okay.
And she sinks it. Nailed it.
Looks like I gave my magic to you, huh?
Stroke penalty for not retrieving the feather,
so she cards a 3.
♪♪
Leroya Sanford has to make this to force a putt-off,
or else it'll be Kate advancing to Round 2.
Sanford over the r--
oh, doesn't even get over the ridge.
Ohhh. Yes!
The Birthday Girl from Chicago
has conquered The Pecker.
Kate Loeffler is going to advance
to round number 2 on "Holey Moley."
And now, for another Rob Riggle's attempt
to recruit Kermit to save "Holey Moley."
Hey, bestie. Any updates?
Uh, these things take time, you know?
Two steps forward, one step back.
I think we're finally -- I get it.
I know exactly what you're saying.
Joe Tessitore is the problem.
What?! Well, I didn't say that.
But I knew that's what you meant.
I mean, we have that Rainbow Connection, you and I,
and exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking
we need right now.
[ Chuckles ] Replace Joe. Replace Joe?!
See? Rainbow Connection.
But -- But, Rob, he's such a nice guy.
A-A-And, besides, I mean, and it's a whole big process.
You'd have to hold auditions --
Brilliant! Thank you.
Listen, just, uh, send me your, you know, top five candidates
once you to get them on tape or file,
or whatever it is you kids do, alright?
I love it!
[ Cellphone beeps ]
No, I won't do it. Joe's irreplaceable!
♪♪
Tessitore: We've got Round 2 coming your way
right here on "Holey Moley."
Don't go anywhere.
And now, auditions to replace Joe
with Sam the Eagle.
[ Sighs ] Way to stick to your guns, frog.
Kermit: Okay, everybody. Here we go.
Joe Tessitore replacement auditions.
Sam Eagle, you are up. [ Clacks ]
I'm sorry. Who is Joe?
He's the co-host of "Holey Moley."
Hmm! And... What is "Holey Moley"?
Uh, it's a hit mini golf slash obstacle course
competition game show. Ah, yes.
Hit mini golf slash obstacle course.
Right, right, right. Right, right, right.
Just, uh, one question.
Sure.
Why?
Tessitore: Just about to get started
as we welcome you back to "Holey Moley."
Hey, what a great matchup to get us set for round number 2.
A couple of the best athletes
we've ever had on "Holey Moley."
Riggle: Oh! Here we go.
The Mini Golf Tycoon Dylan Bohlke
taking on The Stuntman, Paddy B.
Hello. Hi.
Paddy B.
Let's have a clean, safe match. That's right.
No eye-gouging, no hair-pulling. No chance. Well...
Pull a couple strands. We'll pull a couple.
Wow, I tell you what --
this is a real death match.
Tessitore: Dylan Bohlke.
This is a guy who's around a golf course every day,
walking around with a putter in his hand.
Tee shot has to go over the water, onto the green.
Let's see if he can do it.
Dylan: We have it? There it is.
Onto the green. It's good.
Oh, settles in. Come on, now! Let's go!
Backspin. Let's do it!
He cut that. Oh, man.
How did he do that with a putter? That was with a putter.
Yeah, that's...
You own a mini golf course, that's how.
He knows the tricks.
Here's Paddy B.
Remember, a stunt man from Boston.
You getting a Riddler vibe off of Paddy B?
Big-time. Big-time Riddler vibe.
[ Breathes deeply ]
Look at the size of that.
This one's launched.
Oh, what a big bounce that took!
And goes into the water.
Paddy B gonna do it the hard way from the drop zone.
Now comes the challenge.
Bohlke is on the green,
but Bohlke could get a stroke penalty
if he cannot hold on to the trapeze dummy
and go onto the inflatable green.
If you go in the water, it's a stroke penalty.
Here's Bohlke!
Ohhh!
Oh, no! Just missed it.
Did he jump early? Yes.
And then he headbutted me.
I'm still feeling it, like a voodoo doll.
You can feel the pain of the dummy on the trapeze?
Oh, I can feel the pain of all the dummies.
Paddy: Here we go. Here's Paddy B.
Remember, a stunt man from Boston.
I think this is one of the hardest obstacles
in the history of "Holey Moley."
He has to time it perfectly.
Up.
Holds on!
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was awesome! That was amazing!
Oh, yeah, play that guitar!
Baby, don't be so mean!
That was awesome by Paddy B.
Set it up again.
"Set him up again," he says.
Wow, that is the first time
anyone has made it across to the other side of Trap Tee-Ze.
Shabang.
That is as athletic of a maneuver
we have seen in our four seasons on "Holey Moley."
And the air guitar at the end was clutch.
[ Guitar lick playing ]
Round 2 action.
Paddy and Dylan trying to get to the final round
and play for The Golden Putter and the plaid jacket.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Paddy B is actually putting for the win from a drop zone.
[ Exhales deeply ]
Crazy angle to even have a shot.
He goes off the wall. Oh, this is good.
Over the ridge.
[ Crowd groaning ] Wow!
That was an outstanding putt.
Paddy B, a hole in one on Dutch Courage,
successful on the trapeze obstacle.
This guy's dynamite.
Yup.
I think Paddy B might be the dark-horse odds-on favorite.
[ Exhales deeply ]
He has a long shot.
Paddy B...
gonna clean it up for a 3.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Remember how much is on the line on this hole.
[ Applause ]
If he makes, we have a putt-off.
If he misses, Paddy B is in tonight's finals.
Well, this is a must-make for Dylan Bohlke.
Playing over that ridge is always tough, Joe.
Very difficult.
How many times do we say golfers struggle with the ridge?
This is a really tough putt.
He does it! It drops! It drops!
He did it! Dylan did it!
Hallelujah! That was tough!
Great competition tonight, Joe.
One of the most difficult putts
with the pressure on that we've seen,
and now Paddy B and Dylan Bohlke will have a putt-off.
Oh, hey!
[ Exhales deeply ]
Paddy B, first putt of the putt-off.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
♪♪
Oh, no! Oh! Come back. Come back.
Alright, well, the door is open.
This is the beauty of how things can swing.
The roller-coaster ride of emotions.
You're giving me a chance, here, Paddy.
Dylan Bohlke to force a putt-off to keep the dream alive.
Whew. Come on.
You've got this thing.
Just a putt.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
To make the final round...
He got it! He's done it!
He did it! Wow! He does it!
He was hanging on the edge of the cliff,
and now Dylan Bohlke is going to play
for a championship tonight.
Wow, what a comeback!
Ooh, baby! Let's go.
The precise putting always prevails.
Even in this tutu. Ooh, baby!
More Round 2 action when we return.
Tessitore: We are at a fever pitch here at "Holey Moley."
Only one more spot left in tonight's final round.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's where you play for The Golden Putter.
That's where you can be one of the champions
that putts for a quarter million dollars.
Maggie: Whoo!
Maggie Noel, our 32-year-old from Houston,
taking on Kate Loeffler,
who's a 50-year-old music teacher from Illinois.
Today's her 50th birthday. Oh, happy birthday.
When is your birthday? What month are you born in?
I was born in April. Oh, April.
I'm a Taurus, which means, uh...
You're a bull. You're stubborn. You're thick-headed.
I'm handsome. Great sandwich-makers.
Really good at Jenga.
Is that -- That's not me.
This is a strictly astrological reading.
First up will be Kate Loeffler.
Remember, this tee shot here on Corn Hole --
it's a very, very narrow passage along the ear of corn.
And then there is a bank that's in play.
Here we go.
Off of the scarecrow...
up the ramp...
and around.
I think she's gonna have a long -- yeah.
That's gonna go up against the wall.
She's gonna have a long putt here on Corn Hole from there.
[ Chanting ] We want corn! We want corn!
They're having a little party down there.
Should we turn this into some sort of DJ booth?
Would you like that? I would like that.
Can you spin? Oh, please.
Can you? [ Imitates record scratching ]
[ Chuckles ]
Kate Loeffler survived The Pecker with great success.
Now she has to get past Corn Hole.
Has about three seconds to make it across
before the kernels explode.
♪♪
[ Bell dings ] Got to go! Got to go!
May have a chance!
What do you think's gonna happen?
[ Crowd groans ]
I'll tell ya! That's gonna happen.
Oh, Kate. Ow.
She's gonna take a full-blown body shot
and get launched into the buttery popcorn below.
That's the look when you know it's coming.
"I'm getting smacked -- nothing I can do about it." Yeah, that's it.
"And I might as well just accept it.
I'm turning 50 today,
so that is like two smacks in the face." Kate, Kate.
Maggie Noel stepping up to the tee. Whoo!
In Round 1, she took 13 putts on a 12-foot putt
on The Distractor. Let's be fair.
No one's getting past Travis Kelce.
No one.
He's the best distractor of all time.
Of all time. Of all time.
So that's good for 12 strokes, at least.
[ Chanting ] Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
Do you hear the chants of "Maggie"?
Maggie's ready to pick up the putter again
after quitting golf.
What can she offer up here?
♪♪
This is gonna go off the bank.
Maybe good pace, here.
Oh, I like the pace. Let's see.
I like the pace here.
Not bad. Not bad. Not bad at all.
She says she's got major golf performance anxiety,
but I'll tell you what -- you can't tell it today.
She's got it under control. She's managing it well.
'Cause she's playing with confidence.
With the hands in that prayer form,
she doesn't seem that confident.
You want to bet?
[ Bell dings ]
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
[ Crowd groans ] [ Laughing ]
I mean, she's laughing. That's a good sign, but...
We've never seen that before.
She took herself out.
Right there!
It was the footing. The foot catches the edge.
Look, she's still smiling.
Yeah, she's been smiling the whole time.
You know, she's got a great attitude.
Come on, Kate. You got it, girl.
Both women lie 2. Kate Loeffler steps up first.
She's just got difficult 12-foot putt, plus the angle.
What can she do here?
[ Crowd groans ]
Kate: Ohhh.
Okay. Alright. Alright.
-I think I'm still away. -Alright.
Now Maggie Noel --
can she put her golfing troubles behind her
and get the job done?
Good luck, Maggie.
All my life, I have to fight.
This is for the win.
And she does it! Oh, what a putt!
Comeback Queen Maggie Noel!
She'll be taken on the Mini Golf Tycoon, Dylan Bohlke.
for The Golden Putter, the plaid jacket,
and a spot in the season finale --
a shot at a quarter million dollars.
Whoo!
Oh, celebratory jump into the popcorn.
Hmm, this might be one of those shows
that gets canceled, but wins all the awards. Huh.
Do they give an Emmy for acting like you care about mini golf?
[ Scoffs ] Nobody's that good an actor.
[ Both laugh ]
Eh, actually I think mini golf is exciting.
Compared to what?
Good point.
[ Both laugh ]
[ Laughing continues ]
Yeah.
♪♪
Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
And it is time for the main event --
who's going to take home that "Holey Moley" plaid jacket,
that Golden Putter,
and who's going to have a chance at a quarter million dollars?
It's Mini Golf Tycoon Dylan Bohlke
going up against Comeback Queen Maggie Noel...
[ Evil cackling ] ...and they're going to decide it on Polecano.
Maggie: Alright, let's do it! Dylan: Here we go!
For the green jacket, baby. Alright.
Four years, I've been waiting for the ultimate lock.
Put it all on the line.
Dylan, lock it up.
This is an underdog story. That's what this is.
Maggie is the Buster Douglas of miniature golf.
He was 42-1 when he beat Tyson.
I'll take that action every day. You want to take that action?
Do you want me to book that action right now?
Book that action, 'cause -- What's your car worth? Fine, lock it up.
About $4,000? Yeah.
I'm betting Stretch's car. Right there.
I'm gonna write you a ticket, too.
I'm writing you a ticket.
Maggie Noel, signed Joe Tessitore.
Here you go. Booked.
Thank you very much. Yeah.
[ Laughs ] Good luck to you.
Dylan: Let's go, Maggie! Come on! Alright!
Maggie Noel, 32-year-old,
runs a permanent makeup company in Houston, Texas.
For the jacket.
Let's see what she can do with it.
You know the deal -- you putt it up,
it has to come through the lava rocks.
You land in the center,
and that's the best position on the green.
Yes, it is.
♪♪
Come on!
Maggie: Come on!
Oh -- Oh, no!
Maggie Noel is in the sand here... [ Evil cackling ]
...in this final round here on Polecano.
Dylan: We'll see.
Let's see Maggie's tee shot, where it comes out here.
Maggie: Ooh, alright.
And she's going to have a tough go of it from there.
Let's not lose an eyelash.
That zip line awaits. Oh, look at her.
She's so concerned.
She can avoid a stroke penalty.
Maggie, if you're listening, now would be a good time
to stop pretending that you're bad.
A lot of money on this.
[ Screams ] Here goes Maggie!
Over the lagoon, straight to the pole, and --
Maggie, oh!
Into the water. She almost had it!
Great wrap around. Oh!
She almost had her hands on it
and, of course, just slipped off.
But that was part of her plan.
[ Clears throat ] Part of her plan.
I'm sure that was part of her plan. Okay.
Just -- hey, look here. Whoa, my gosh.
Alright. Go in, ball.
Here's Dylan Bohlke. Make it easy, huh?
26-year-old who owns Adventure Golf Center
in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Chasing glory here at "Holey Moley."
[ Breathes deeply ]
Ah, Dylan!
Oh, look at how good this looks!
Oh, Dylan Bohlke!
Get in there. Come on.
Let's go!
Ah! Tiki.
Like I said, one the best golfers we've ever had.
Tiki! Come on! Let's go!
You swing that pink jacket, Dylan Bohlke!
You go for it, my man.
Watch where this ball comes out.
[ Evil cackling ] Oh, look at this.
Off the ramp...
and settling right in,
just about two feet away.
Baby! Come on. I can work with that.
Oh, what?
I knew this was gonna happen. Great putter.
The guy has 60 hours a week on a golf course,
and he knows what he's doing.
[ Exhales deeply ]
Come on. Alright, Rob. Here we go.
Dylan Bohlke.
[ Chuckling ] You point that, Dylan.
I like this Dylan Bohlke.
Whoo! [ Cheers and applause ]
And here goes Dylan on the zip line.
Whoo!
♪♪
Let's see what he can do here.
Oh! He almost got it.
That was a fine effort.
Never a chance. It doesn't matter.
He'll take the stroke penalty,
because he only has a 2-footer
for the win for a championship.
This is a good effort by Bohlke. He almost got it wrapped.
The legs -- got the arms in play,
but then went into the cold water.
You know what's even better than winning?
Knowing that you're going to win.
Bet's off. What do you mean, the bet's off?
Bet's off. I booked the action.
I signed it. You accepted it. No.
And if she wasn't in the sand and wasn't in the water, you'd be,
"Oh, look at me. I got this booked ticket." That was -- Joe, listen.
"I'm holding the winning ticket right here." Listen to me.
Listen to me. Listen. Why don't we let this thing play out?
Alright, we're ready to crown a champion here.
Maggie: Alright!
Dylan Bohlke in prime position.
Your boy booked the action. Knew he was going to win.
Maggie's from the sand. Dylan's just a couple feet away.
How you feeling, brother? It's not over, alright?
First of all, it's not over,
and I'm feeling so good, actually, Joe,
I'd like to double the bet.
You want to press here? I want to double down. I want to press.
I would get Stretch's car... Yes.
...and your shoes.
Sure. I love that.
I love that bet.
Would you quit asking me how you're getting home?
I'll figure it out.
Maggie Noel, 32-year-old from Houston, from the sand.
Rob has a lot of faith in her.
♪♪
[ Crowd shouting ]
That's actually a very good putt from there.
[ Crowd groans ]
God!
Maggie with an excellent putt from the sand.
Good job, Maggie. That was good!
You had me nervous.
And now Dylan Bohlke
will be putting for the championship.
This to get the plaid jacket,
The Golden Putter, and pay off my bet.
Looks like Dylan Bohlke's getting ready to hit. He is.
[ Whispering ] Light it on fire. Light it on fire.
Don't touch that car.
Gonna be asking for those keys in a moment.
Could he be on his way to a championship?
♪♪
Miss it. Miss it!
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] He has done it!
Dylan Bohlke! Nooo!
Oh, you could see it coming.
The owner of Adventure Golf Center
in Lincoln, Nebraska,
is going to be playing for a quarter million dollars.
Let's go! That's right!
Let's head over to the clubhouse for the winner's ceremony.
Hey, champ, congratulations.
Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome to "Holey Moley"
Dylan Bohlke, he's gonna be one to watch
in the season finale.
He can putt, he's got the athleticism,
and he has dedicated his life to mini golf.
No! Give me that ticket, and I'm going to cash.
[ Flash bulb popping ]
As always, thanks for being with us,
and we'll see you next week.
I want those car keys.
Send them this way. I want those shoes.
And you can -- you can -- What are you doing?!
That's the winning ticket! Do not eat the ticket!
Give me that winning ticket, Riggle!
That is -- I'm paying that, Riggle! [ Muffled shouts ]
I want you paying that, Riggle!
Get that ticket out of there!