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Previously on "Holey Moley"...
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I wish I could
help you, Rob.
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That's a great idea.
Hm?
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"The Muppets and Rob Riggle
save 'Holey Moley.'"
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[ Gulps ]
Bananas!
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...Rob asked
for Kermit's help...
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Riggle: This show
is in trouble,
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and you're the only frog
in Hollywood I know
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that can save it.
...time...
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How many frogs in Hollywood
do you know?
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...and time again.
[ Cellphone rings ]
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Oh, hi, Rob.
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I could really use
some more ideas,
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you know,
to help me save the show.
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Maybe some of the others
might be more helpful.
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Yes!
Thank you, buddy.
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But has Kermit finally...
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Kermit: What have you
got for us?
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Ahhh!
Ohh!
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...bitten off more
than he can chew?
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-[ Singing in mock Swedish ]
-Bana-na-na-na-na.
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This could take awhile.
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-[ Singing in mock Swedish ]
-Bana-na-na-na-na.
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Tessitore:
To create the spectacular array
of awe-inspiring holes,
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"Holey Moley" spares no expense.
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We send our team of top
designers all over the world,
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to the near and far,
for inspiration for these holes.
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From the bountiful fields
of America's heartland...
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[ Chamber music playing ]
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...to the fabled
castles of England...
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to the wild and volcanic majesty
of the Pacific Rim.
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Wait, what?
The --
[ Record needle scratches ]
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What are you
talking about?
What do you mean?
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They're sending our designers
all over the world?
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You want inspiration?
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How about a little thing
called the Internet, Joe?
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Well, who's to say they don't
look at the Internet
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before they fly off
for this great insp--
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Yeah, but they're blowing
all this money on
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what could be
spent on me.
On you?
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Yes, my trailer.
Have you seen it?
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It's a hunk of junk.
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And I got one masseuse,
just one.
You have a masseuse?
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How about a couple, like
everybody else around here?
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Tonight...
Let's go!
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...eight athletes,
three rounds...
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Aah!
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...one winner.
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Ohh!
That was amazing!
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Ohh!
Oh, no!
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Rob Riggle.
And this is...
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Both: "Holey Moley"!
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"Fore-ever"!
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♪♪
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It's another beautiful night
here at the Holey Moley course
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as clouds gather
over tonight's matchup.
Something just
flew up my nose.
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Like a bug.
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You may have
sucked the bug in.
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Hold on. Let me check and see
if it's in my brain.
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You vacuumed the bug.
[ Buzzing ]
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Something's moving.
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Something's moving
in my brain, Joe.
[ Laughs ]
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It's a bug.
It's got to be.
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What else could it be?
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[ Buzzing ]
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Tonight, here's how
it's gonna work.
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Round 1, eight golfers
who are gonna face off.
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The winners are gonna compete
in that sudden death Round 2.
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And that's where
only the very best
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will survive
into the final round,
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where you go for
the Golden Putter,
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the coveted Holey Moley
plaid jacket,
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and, most importantly,
a spot in the season finale,
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where one of our champions
will make a putt
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worth a quarter million dollars.
Ooh-whoo!
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Here they come, Joe!
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Alright,
let's get right to the action.
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Heading to the tee here
at Dutch Courage en Fuego
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is 32-year-old Ashley Nagy,
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up against 36-year-old
Paddy Blanchette.
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Hi, I'm Paddy Blanchette,
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and I'm a stunt man
from Boston, Massachusetts.
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As a stunt man,
I am very confident
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there's not one obstacle
out there that can stop me.
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[ Slide whistle ]
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I've done high falls,
been set on fire,
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so I do believe that
I am invincible.
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I've been playing mini golf
since I was two.
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Haven't missed many days
on the green.
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Back of my shirt says
"watch this."
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You're not gonna want
to take your eyes off me.
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♪♪
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I'm Ashley Nagy.
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I'm 32 years old
from Phoenix, Arizona.
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I am a real-estate agent.
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Golf is actually
a nice, relaxing moment
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in comparison
to my really stressful job.
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I love to try
and smash the ball.
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My golf instructors
and coaches and everything,
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everybody's like,
"Don't smash it.
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Don't go so hard.
Like, do a nice, easy swing."
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And I'm like,
I don't know how to do that.
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When I am not
smashing down walls,
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I'm at the golf course,
smashing the competition.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Go get 'em!
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Ashley Nagy coming up
to the tee right now
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here on
Dutch Courage en Fuego.
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♪♪
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Riggle: Well,
look at this putt!
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Yeah, too much.
Too much gas.
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Too much!
Ashley: No, stop! Stop!
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She runs it well past.
Ugh.
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She's still gonna have
a lot of work to do from there.
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Now, of course,
she's got to get through...
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You got this.
...the flames of death,
Joe!
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Listen, we are in year four
of watching Dutch Courage.
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She knows all of --
Ahh!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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She thought
she was through!
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Break it down.
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Oh, well, what happened is
what always happens.
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They find themselves
on the descent.
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Ooh, then splashdown.
It never gets old, Joe.
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No, it doesn't.
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Second windmill now
for Ashley Nagy.
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After she went into
the water before,
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she gets through cleanly.
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Whoo.
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Paddy Blanchette now from
Boston, Massachusetts.
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He's a stunt man.
[ Exhales deeply ]
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So he is well-conditioned with
being around fire and danger.
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In fact, he's used
to being set on fire.
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He's doing
something weird.
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That was a
Paddy Blanchette shimmy.
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36-year-old stunt man.
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Watch this!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Come on, baby.
Too much.
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It's gonna take a bounce,
come right back down.
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No, this could be it!
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
He's done it!
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That was it!
That was a hole in one!
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"Watch this" indeed!
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He put so much gas on that ball,
bounces it off the back wall
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and goes in for an ace!
Oh!
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That was amazing!
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I'm sure Ashley Nagy is sitting
there thinking to herself...
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"Could you have been
up first?"
Yeah.
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"Maybe you could have gone first
and save me the trouble."
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Watch this!
What's he doing?
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Oh, he jumps for it!
How about it?!
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Yeah!
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Wow!
You seeing this?
Did you guys watch this?
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Paddy Blanchette
is off to Round 2.
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And let's go down
to Jeannie on the course.
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First, he gets
a hole in one.
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Then he has to
go and show off
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by actually running
through the windmills
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when he
didn't need to.
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What was
all that about?
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The world just needs
to know Paddy B.
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[ Laughs ]
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This is it, right here.
I bow down to you, sir.
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Tessitore:
Thanks, Jeannie.
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Let's head over to
our next Round 1 battle.
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And, Rob, I am
absolutely fascinated
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by this matchup on
The Distractor.
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We have 32-year-old
Maggie Noel
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playing against
48-year-old Bryan Anthony.
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Let's go, "Holey Moley"
Dancing Machine crew!
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Bring it in! Whoo!
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How you doing, America?
I'm Bryan Anthony.
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I'm 48 years young, and I'm
known as the Dancing Machine.
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I've been a professional
choreographer 15 years now,
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working with LeAnn Rimes,
Reba McEntire,
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Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez.
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Being a dancer
and a choreographer,
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I have an edge on all the
competition for "Holey Moley."
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Whoo! Hey! That's it.
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And I know how to
maneuver out the way
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and get it in the hole.
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Maggie: Hey, everyone.
I'm Maggie Noel.
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I'm 32 years old,
from Houston, Texas.
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I am a former pro golfer
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and now the CEO of
a permanent makeup company.
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In 2012, I was trying to
qualify for the LPGA Tour.
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That didn't work out.
I developed the yips.
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They are when you are
maybe five feet or in
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and your hands
start to shake like this.
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I'm ready to pick up my putter
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and show everybody
that I still got it.
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Yes! The queen is back! Yes!
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So now I am the Comeback Queen
of "Holey Moley."
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Maggie's up first.
Alright.
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Her journey to
a quarter million dollars
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begins right now
on The Distractor.
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All she has to do
is hit a 15-foot putt.
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But, you know,
there's always something
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lurking behind the wall.
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What if it's a wolf?
Be dangerous as well.
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What if it's two wolves...
Nope.
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...that are
just off the chain,
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they're just
wandering around?
I doubt that.
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It'll be something really,
really good and creative.
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Our producers are
the best in the business.
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Here it is.
What's the distraction?
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Let's go.
Uh-huh!
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Oh, what do we got?
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What you got?
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Oh! [ Laughs ]
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Joe, what is that?
Is that a-a robot?
What do we see?
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I see football helmets.
I see jerseys.
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What is that?
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It's a football team.
Ahh!
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Oh, that is intense.
Look at the size of him.
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And the muscles.
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Oh, my God.
Coming for you!
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I like it.
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He is massive.
Hut, 1, 2, 3!
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Who is this?
Go!
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That's Travis Kelce!
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All-Pro,
Super Bowl champion
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Kansas City Chiefs
tight end Travis Kelce.
Joe! Joe!
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No, no, no, Riggle!
Ahhh!
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You have to
control yourself!
[ Roars ]
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You have to
control yourself.
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This is the greatest
night ever!
I know you're a huge
Chiefs fan.
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I know who it is,
and I know what he's doing.
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Just please analyze it.
Please, just do your job.
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This is it!
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With Travis Kelce
on that green,
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no one's
making a shot tonight.
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Whoo!
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Alright.
Here we go.
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Oh, he's going
a riverdance, Joe!
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Travis Kelce,
he's Irish dancing
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right here
on The Distractor.
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Maggie misses her putt.
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There you go.
There you go.
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How you like that,
huh?
That was good.
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Whoooo!
That was good.
That was good.
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Next contestant,
please.
Okay, let's go.
245
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What's Kelce
going to do here
246
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,101
as Bryan Anthony
steps up?
247
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,395
Let's see it!
Hey, hey!
248
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,897
Riggle: What is that,
a dance-off?
249
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,315
Ahh, look at this!
250
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,816
Bryan's
a choreographer.
251
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,860
Bryan's been a great dancer
since he was 16 years old.
252
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,862
Alright, let's go.
253
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,656
What's Kelce going to do here
as Bryan Anthony...
254
00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,450
Oh,
he's Wormin' it!
255
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,285
Travis Kelce's
doing the Worm!
256
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,536
Ohh!
And it worked!
257
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,663
Oh, he did the Worm!
258
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,457
They're right there, Joe.
They're right there.
I know. He's right here.
259
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,833
He's right there.
He's right there.
260
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,127
Your favorite all-time
football player, I know.
261
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,296
Help me smash this window
so I can get down to him.
262
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,924
[ Shouts ]
263
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,635
This is "Holey Moley"
at its best!
264
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,762
You got to go
in the hole!
265
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,972
Joe, this is a special
night on "Holey Moley."
266
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,642
Maybe one of the greatest nights
in television history.
267
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,520
Somebody give me a flamethrower
and a shot of tequila!
268
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,063
What?
269
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,817
♪♪
270
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,197
Tessitore:
Welcome back.
271
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,698
Travis Kelce still doing
his job to perfection.
Oh.
272
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:19,869
The NFL All-Pro has been
the most masterful distraction
273
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,538
we have ever seen
on "Holey Moley."
274
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,872
Let's see
what you got!
275
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,874
Let's have a look
at Travis in action.
276
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,126
Burns the edge.
277
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,044
It's an inch
to the right. No shot.
278
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,380
It's as if they've never putted
before in their entire life.
279
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,840
He's talking smack
to the ball.
280
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,134
That's the power
of Travis Kelce!
281
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,678
He's putting his butt
in her face.
Ha!
282
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,887
[ In slow motion ]
Ha!
283
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,389
No. Nope. No!
Whoo!
284
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,682
Ahh!
285
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,016
You're never
going to make a putt!
286
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,518
Whoo!
And they
can't solve him.
287
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,311
According to
my count, Joe...
What do you got?
288
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,273
...I've got
200 bad putts by Brian
289
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,358
and 201 bad putts
by Maggie.
290
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,611
You may be off by 190,
but you're close.
291
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,946
Okay.
292
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,698
For the first time
ever on "Holey Moley,"
293
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,908
both players are
on double figures
294
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,451
with 11 strokes each.
295
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,078
Whoo!
Bryan:
Come on! Let's go!
296
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,913
Tessitore:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aaah!
297
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,249
Whoa!
He's twerking!
Joe, he's twerking!
298
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,917
Look at this.
He's twerking!
299
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,711
Oh, no, Rob,
you're gonna be okay.
He's twerking!
300
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,714
He's twerking!
Ahhhh!
No, no, no.
301
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:16,551
Travis Kelsey twerking as
a distraction for Maggie Noel.
302
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,345
That's too much.
That's too much man, Joe.
303
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,890
15-foot putt
for Noel.
304
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:25,685
Oh, one more revolution,
and it would have went in.
Oh, my God!
305
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,229
Ahhhhhhh!
306
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,106
Oh, my God!
307
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,901
Somehow,
it won't drop.
308
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,319
Joe, I'm -- I'm crashing.
I can't see ve--
309
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,445
Yeah.
I can't see very well.
310
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,779
I'm crashing, Joe.
311
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,989
[ Cheering ]
312
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,908
All my football.
313
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,117
Hut, hut, hut!
314
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,244
Bryan Anthony
for the win.
315
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,246
No.
Got 'em.
316
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,581
Oh!
317
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,959
The Distractor
has nearly taken Rob out.
318
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,753
This is it!
319
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,588
This one's for Rob right here.
This one's for Rob right here.
320
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,757
Ready to go.
321
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,468
[ Imitating air horn ]
322
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,595
This is the greatest
night of my life!
323
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,430
Tessitore:
Maggie Noel --
324
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,973
can she get there?
325
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,601
Oh,
that looks good!
326
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,269
[ Applause ]
And it goes!
327
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,814
Maggie Noel finally gave it
enough of a ride,
328
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,441
and it drops.
329
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,277
And now Bryan Anthony
has to make,
330
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,614
or else it'll be Maggie
going on to Round 2.
331
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:23,826
If Brian makes this putt,
I'm going to smash the glass.
332
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,954
I am going to
finish this desk.
333
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,998
And it all comes down
to this.
334
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,626
You get
one opportunity.
335
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,838
You get one chance!
336
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,799
Annnd...
337
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,133
no!
And he misses!
338
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,927
It's done. Wow!
339
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,512
Whoo!
340
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:46,516
And Maggie Noel is off to
round number 2 on "Holey Moley."
341
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,185
-Hey!
-Hey, Travis!
342
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,645
[ Laughs ]
343
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,689
Yes,
you're the best.
Yeah.
344
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,190
Yes, you --
me?
345
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,984
No, you!
You're the best.
346
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,235
Somebody's got to
wash this screen.
347
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,736
This thing is filthy.
348
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,739
And now...
Rob Riggle recruits Kermit
349
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,574
to continue to recruit Muppets
350
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,411
to help save "Holey Moley."
351
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,704
Thanks for helping out,
Lew.
352
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,539
So you say that
you've got an idea
353
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,166
that's not just throwing
your boomerang fish?
354
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,962
Bingo! This one is
gonna reel you in.
355
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,506
[ Chuckles ] Very funny.
Terrific.
356
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,841
Uh, okay,
let's hear it.
357
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,342
Get ready for it.
358
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,511
It's The Distractor!
359
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,804
Uh, what?
360
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,347
The Distractor!
361
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:30,685
As the finalists focus
on this most important shot,
362
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,855
the giant Distractor wall
spins around and around
363
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,608
and reveals for the very
first time ever...
364
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,235
What, Lew, what?!
365
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,070
Me.
366
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,739
And then I
throw Darcy.
Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
367
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,949
You said not just throwing
your boomerang fish.
368
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,452
That's right,
Mr. The Frog.
369
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,872
I'm throwing Darcy
and you.
What?
370
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,248
[ Grunting ]
371
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,250
[ Muffled scream ]
372
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,377
Whoaaa!
Oof!
373
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,628
[ Thud ]
374
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,715
Tessitore: Hey, we're at
the halfway mark of Round 1,
375
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,676
and it is time for
Donut Hole.
376
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,386
-Come on, now.
-Let's go! Let's do this!
377
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,847
Here's Stephen Curry
to tell us how it works.
378
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,432
It's Donut Hole time.
379
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:13,019
You have to get through a few
glazed, oversize treats.
380
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,354
"Do-nut," and you end up
covered in sprinkle
381
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,607
with a one-stroke penalty.
382
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,609
Your friends will be
"jelly-ous."
383
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,818
Oh, I get it.
384
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,236
Thanks, Stephen.
385
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,447
I feel like Homer Simpson
right now.
386
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,617
Here's Dylan Bohlke,
taking on Tony Starks.
387
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,786
Tony Starks?
Is that Iron Man?
388
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,622
You think Iron Man
is playing "Holey Moley"?
389
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,624
Well, yeah,
why not?
390
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,544
Hey. Hello, everyone.
My name is Tony Starks.
391
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,921
No, no. Sorry, guys.
392
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,090
I'm not Tony Starks
from "Iron Man."
393
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,883
[ Crowd awws ]
394
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,594
I'm repping for all the golf
writers here on "Holey Moley."
395
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,971
I love playing golf.
I love writing.
396
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,765
What better way to make a living
397
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,434
than to combine the two things
you care about most?
398
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,478
This story has already
been written, you guys.
399
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,314
Tony Starks is gonna walk away
the winner of "Holey Moley."
400
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,525
What's up, America?
It's Dylan Bohlke here.
401
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,485
I'm 26 years old.
I'm from Lincoln, Nebraska.
402
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,821
My grandpa told us
that our family is related
403
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,156
to the people
who invented popcorn.
404
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,492
That's pretty cool,
I think, right?
405
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,661
I'm known as the local
miniature golf celebrity.
406
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,121
I'm such
a miniature golf fanatic
407
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,373
that I decided to buy
a miniature golf course.
408
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,834
I have an edge because
I literally can practice
409
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,335
365 days a year.
410
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,255
-Yes! Yes!
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
411
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,423
Now it's my time to put
my name in the record books.
412
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,967
Let's go!
413
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,260
[ Applause ]
414
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,428
This is going down
in one.
415
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,973
Tessitore: First to
the tee is Tony Starks.
416
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,476
♪♪
417
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,312
Anything can happen
when it gets on that ramp.
418
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,023
The question becomes
right here,
419
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,067
when it potentially
hits the sprinkles.
420
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,319
Oh, first one,
and it's going to go --
421
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,904
Oh, no, didn't make it
over the ridge.
422
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,532
Can't get over the ridge.
It's just short.
423
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,534
Now Tony has to deal
with the donuts.
424
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,703
Tony: I love donuts.
425
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,371
Through the years,
we have found this to be
426
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,749
one of the toughest obstacles
ever on "Holey Moley."
427
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,835
How do you go
from donut to donut?
428
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,045
Like, what if you just made
a dash for the donuts?
429
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,006
Just a mad dash
right through the donuts
430
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,215
as quickly
as you could?
Yeah, what do
you think?
431
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,341
Could anybody make it?
No shot.
432
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,426
No shot.
433
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,512
Oh, nice leap.
434
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,847
He gets onto
the first one.
435
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,516
Onto donut number one.
436
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,351
You got this,
Iron Man.
437
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,020
Why isn't he
in his suit?
438
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,730
Put the suit on!
439
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,733
♪♪
440
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,735
And he's into
the sprinkles.
Ohh.
441
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,237
And that'll end things
for Tony Starks
442
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,406
with a stroke penalty.
443
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,074
The sprinkles
are like quicksand.
444
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,577
The struggle is real.
The danger is real.
Yeah.
445
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,245
I've seen this
before.
446
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,081
There was a time I lost
my children in the ball pit
447
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,459
for about seven hours
at the Chuck E. Cheese.
Oh,
that's incredible.
448
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,752
Fun thing about
the ball pit --
449
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,045
super clean.
450
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,213
No disease in there.
451
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,714
[ Cheers and applause ]
452
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,007
Dylan Bohlke, now.
453
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,218
26-year-old
from Lincoln, Nebraska.
454
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,762
He owns an
Adventure Golf Center.
455
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,223
Do you think Dylan's
here to compete
456
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,058
or to gather
intelligence
457
00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,102
on new and creative holes
for his own gig?
458
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,771
Well, this would be
a heck of a hole
459
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,606
to bring back
to Nebraska.
460
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:07,401
♪♪
461
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,487
That's a nice putt.
It's not bad.
462
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,113
Go in, ball.
463
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,448
Go in, ball!
464
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,116
Ready?
Here it comes.
465
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,703
We'll see what kind of play this
gets off the blue sprinkle.
466
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,082
[ Crows groans ]
Oh!
467
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,959
They couldn't be more evenly
matched on this one, Joe.
468
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,627
They're right next
to each other.
469
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,922
Both of our competitors are
left with difficult putts.
470
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,299
Let's gooo!
It's just four donuts.
471
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,884
I've had more than that.
472
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,470
Here's Dylan.
473
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,222
Onto that first donut.
474
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,432
I loved the way
he attacked that first donut.
Yep.
475
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,601
Trying to get to
that second donut.
476
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,979
On to it,
and he survives it.
477
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,188
Good jump.
478
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,149
Onto the third donut.
Oh, oh, oh.
479
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,818
He's only
a donut away.
480
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,696
From donut three,
can he get to donut four?
481
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,365
He does!
He did it! Oh!
482
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,534
-Ooh, baby!
-Stuck the landing.
483
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,494
We have never had
a competitor
484
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,289
make it all the way
across the donuts.
485
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:05,334
Oh, my God.
Timing is critical!
486
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,336
Ohhh!
487
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,921
Got to get
the jump.
488
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,423
He does it!
489
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,841
-Oh, goodness!
-That's how you do it!
490
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,344
Our first golfer
to make it across.
491
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,138
Well, we need to
take it up a notch.
492
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:21,309
Bagels holes are way smaller and
wildly different in size, Joe.
493
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,311
♪♪
494
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,979
Back with more
"Holey Moley" action
495
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,689
after this
very short break.
496
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,898
Don't go anywhere.
497
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,323
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
498
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,741
After Dylan became
the first player
499
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,201
to ever make it
through the donuts...
500
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,912
Let's go! Come on, now!
501
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,873
...play continued
through the break,
502
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,374
and we now
pick up the action.
503
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,959
Dylan with
a stroke advantage,
504
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,545
and he's putting
for the win.
505
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,673
From Nebraska
to "Holey Moley."
506
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,509
And now, does he get to
survive on to Round 2?
507
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,554
Dylan
for the win.
508
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,018
The answer is yes.
[ Shouts ]
509
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,854
Wow.
Come on, baby! Let's go!
510
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,564
What is he wearing?
You're not
liking it?
511
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,857
It's "Miami Vice."
512
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,901
Did he time travel
from 1984?
513
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,569
Let's go!
514
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,448
The Mini Golf Tycoon from
Nebraska wins the Donut Hole
515
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,867
and is into
round number 2.
516
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,036
Only one spot remains
in the next round.
517
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,955
Let's go down to The Pecker
to see who will take it.
518
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,041
We have Kate Loeffler
going head-to-head
519
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,210
with Leroya Sanford.
520
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,419
What's up, y'all?
521
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,046
I'm Leroya Sanford,
522
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,591
and I'm a student
in college in Pennsylvania.
523
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,386
I am a magician
at the Magic Castle.
524
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,180
When I was younger,
my dad got me into golf.
525
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,848
I just fell in love with it.
526
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,850
Once he introduced me to it,
I was like,
527
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,228
"I might be
an old white man forever."
528
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,396
[ Coughs ]
529
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,231
Oh, that was a close one.
530
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,942
If the competitors start
making hole in ones,
531
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,735
they'll magically disappear.
532
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,654
♪♪
533
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,406
Hi, my name is Kate Loeffler,
534
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,617
and I'm a music teacher
from Downers Grove, Illinois.
535
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,786
My competitors
shouldn't underestimate me.
536
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,122
I've been golfing
for almost 40 years,
537
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,332
and my short game
is really solid.
538
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,251
Yes! Whoo!
539
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,753
Today, I'm 50.
It's my 50th birthday.
540
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,755
I decided that I should
do something
541
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,092
fun and exciting for myself,
and here I am.
542
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:22,096
"Holey Moley" is the beginning
of an awesome decade of my 50s,
543
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,265
and the perfect
birthday present for me
544
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:28,310
is $250,000
and that Golden Putter.
545
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,896
They will putt from
atop the stump,
546
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,815
hoping that
they can grab a channel
547
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,776
for a potential hole in one
down to the green below.
548
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,155
Kate Loeffler --
trying to find some magic.
549
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,993
Oh, no.
Oh, it takes
a very odd bounce
550
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:48,164
as she was trying to get into
the channel on the left side.
551
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,040
Still has a shot
to kick left.
552
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,459
Oh, that one hurt.
553
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,794
Typically this would be
on the other side.
554
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,463
Oh, no!
Ohh!
555
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,797
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
556
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,340
Wow!
Wow!
557
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,468
That was almost
a hole in one, Joe!
558
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,802
Let's take another look
at that.
559
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,304
Here it comes,
rolling in hot,
560
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,680
and boom!
561
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,475
Right on the cup,
and it didn't drop!
Ohh!
562
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,018
Wow!
563
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,603
Kate versus The Pecker.
564
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,188
Alright.
Remember,
565
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,190
she has to grab the plume
at the back of The Pecker's head
566
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,317
to avoid a stroke penalty.
567
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,861
I'm putting it at
zero percent chance.
568
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,030
Oh, no!
Ohh!
569
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,908
I hope she's okay.
She hit right in the...
570
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,409
the face!
571
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,078
Watch. Watch this.
I want you to see this.
572
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,747
Right there.
573
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,207
That's bad.
574
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,335
She may have caught that
right in the throat.
575
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,795
Is she alright?
576
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,713
Thanks, guys.
Yeah,
she should be fine.
577
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,050
Leroya Sanford now,
her tee shot.
578
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,177
The cape is a bold
fashion statement.
579
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:47,014
You see it mainly with vampires
and students of Hogwarts.
580
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,017
Outside that, you just
don't see many capes.
581
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,356
Yes! Get down there.
582
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,274
This channel
on the left side
583
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,528
typically gives you
a wonderful lie on the green.
584
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,405
Oh, and it takes
a horrible break.
Oh, no, Joe!
585
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,282
It kicked
right at the end.
586
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,617
Why?
587
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:10,913
She was robbed
of a wonderful tee shot.
588
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,875
[ Cheers and applause ]
589
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,919
Maybe that cape
will give Leroya
590
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,547
the ability to fly,
maybe, I don't know.
591
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,590
I'm just guessing.
Here she is.
592
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,218
She's opening up the cape,
and she's thinking it, too.
593
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,221
[ Crowd groans ]
594
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,597
That looked painful.
That was like
an uppercut.
595
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,724
She got sent back.
596
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,227
The leap was good, but that's
where you take the head shot.
Whoa!
597
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,603
Now she's
at full recoil.
598
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,855
Now, look at her legs --
599
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,231
they're right here
right now.
600
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,440
That's where her foot is.
601
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,277
And now...
they're over here.
602
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,112
I don't know.
You know.
603
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,613
What the hell
are you drawing there?
604
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,156
No!
Well --
605
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,449
Family show!
606
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,451
Uh...throw this out.
607
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,245
After that
incredible tee shot,
608
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,123
Kate Loeffler left with
a short putt to the hole.
609
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:57,751
Should have been a hole in one,
but that's okay.
610
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,212
And she sinks it.
Nailed it.
611
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,757
Looks like I gave
my magic to you, huh?
612
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,427
Stroke penalty for not
retrieving the feather,
613
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,304
so she cards a 3.
614
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,097
♪♪
615
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:13,392
Leroya Sanford has to make this
to force a putt-off,
616
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,104
or else it'll be Kate
advancing to Round 2.
617
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,691
Sanford over the r--
618
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,151
oh, doesn't even
get over the ridge.
619
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,320
Ohhh.
Yes!
620
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,654
The Birthday Girl
from Chicago
621
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,490
has conquered
The Pecker.
622
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,326
Kate Loeffler
is going to advance
623
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,996
to round number 2
on "Holey Moley."
624
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:37,499
And now, for another
Rob Riggle's attempt
625
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:41,253
to recruit Kermit
to save "Holey Moley."
626
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,173
Hey, bestie.
Any updates?
627
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,091
Uh, these things take time,
you know?
628
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,843
Two steps forward,
one step back.
629
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,261
I think
we're finally --
I get it.
630
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,638
I know exactly
what you're saying.
631
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,514
Joe Tessitore
is the problem.
632
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,433
What?! Well,
I didn't say that.
633
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,101
But I knew
that's what you meant.
634
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,021
I mean, we have that Rainbow
Connection, you and I,
635
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,691
and exactly the kind of
out-of-the-box thinking
636
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,360
we need right now.
637
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,862
[ Chuckles ] Replace Joe.
Replace Joe?!
638
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,489
See?
Rainbow Connection.
639
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,366
But -- But, Rob,
he's such a nice guy.
640
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,702
A-A-And, besides, I mean,
and it's a whole big process.
641
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:14,995
You'd have to
hold auditions --
642
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,705
Brilliant!
Thank you.
643
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,541
Listen, just, uh, send me your,
you know, top five candidates
644
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,001
once you to
get them on tape or file,
645
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,003
or whatever it is you kids do,
alright?
646
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,213
I love it!
647
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,173
[ Cellphone beeps ]
648
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,385
No, I won't do it.
Joe's irreplaceable!
649
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,179
♪♪
650
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,014
Tessitore: We've got Round 2
coming your way
651
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,557
right here on "Holey Moley."
652
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,850
Don't go anywhere.
653
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,189
And now,
auditions to replace Joe
654
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,858
with Sam the Eagle.
655
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,736
[ Sighs ] Way to stick to
your guns, frog.
656
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,196
Kermit: Okay, everybody.
Here we go.
657
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,532
Joe Tessitore
replacement auditions.
658
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,951
Sam Eagle, you are up.
[ Clacks ]
659
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,577
I'm sorry.
Who is Joe?
660
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,579
He's the co-host
of "Holey Moley."
661
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,040
Hmm! And...
What is "Holey Moley"?
662
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,501
Uh, it's a hit mini golf
slash obstacle course
663
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,586
competition game show.
Ah, yes.
664
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,839
Hit mini golf slash
obstacle course.
665
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,382
Right, right, right.
Right, right, right.
666
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,884
Just, uh, one question.
667
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,094
Sure.
668
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,679
Why?
669
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:15,931
Tessitore:
Just about to get started
670
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,184
as we welcome you back
to "Holey Moley."
671
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,937
Hey, what a great matchup to
get us set for round number 2.
672
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,272
A couple of
the best athletes
673
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,982
we've ever had
on "Holey Moley."
674
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,109
Riggle: Oh! Here we go.
675
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,445
The Mini Golf Tycoon
Dylan Bohlke
676
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,573
taking on The Stuntman,
Paddy B.
677
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:33,615
Hello.
Hi.
678
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,284
Paddy B.
679
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,952
Let's have a clean,
safe match.
That's right.
680
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,496
No eye-gouging,
no hair-pulling.
No chance. Well...
681
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,914
Pull a couple strands.
We'll pull a couple.
682
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,249
Wow,
I tell you what --
683
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,252
this is
a real death match.
684
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,754
Tessitore: Dylan Bohlke.
685
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,881
This is a guy who's around
a golf course every day,
686
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,050
walking around with
a putter in his hand.
687
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:54,720
Tee shot has to go over
the water, onto the green.
688
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,430
Let's see
if he can do it.
689
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,102
Dylan:
We have it? There it is.
690
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,896
Onto the green.
It's good.
691
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,647
Oh, settles in.
Come on, now! Let's go!
692
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,815
Backspin.
Let's do it!
693
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,650
He cut that.
Oh, man.
694
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,860
How did he do that
with a putter?
That was with a putter.
695
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,320
Yeah, that's...
696
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,863
You own a mini golf course,
that's how.
697
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,823
He knows the tricks.
698
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,158
Here's Paddy B.
699
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:19,787
Remember,
a stunt man from Boston.
700
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,164
You getting a Riddler vibe
off of Paddy B?
701
00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:23,707
Big-time.
Big-time Riddler vibe.
702
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,627
[ Breathes deeply ]
703
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,962
Look at
the size of that.
704
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,798
This one's launched.
705
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,674
Oh, what a big bounce
that took!
706
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,593
And goes
into the water.
707
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,930
Paddy B gonna do it
the hard way from the drop zone.
708
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,640
Now comes
the challenge.
709
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,517
Bohlke is on the green,
710
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,644
but Bohlke could get
a stroke penalty
711
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,856
if he cannot hold on
to the trapeze dummy
712
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,234
and go onto
the inflatable green.
713
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,569
If you go in the water,
it's a stroke penalty.
714
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,238
Here's Bohlke!
715
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,031
Ohhh!
716
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,075
Oh, no!
Just missed it.
717
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,494
Did he jump early?
Yes.
718
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:01,912
And then
he headbutted me.
719
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,206
I'm still feeling it,
like a voodoo doll.
720
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:09,002
You can feel the pain
of the dummy on the trapeze?
721
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:12,339
Oh, I can feel the pain
of all the dummies.
722
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,508
Paddy: Here we go.
Here's Paddy B.
723
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,010
Remember,
a stunt man from Boston.
724
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,637
I think this is
one of the hardest obstacles
725
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,514
in the history
of "Holey Moley."
726
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,058
He has to
time it perfectly.
727
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,312
Up.
728
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,605
Holds on!
729
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,232
[ Cheers and applause ]
730
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,234
That was awesome!
That was amazing!
731
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,610
Oh, yeah,
play that guitar!
732
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,696
Baby, don't be so mean!
733
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,574
That was awesome
by Paddy B.
734
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,242
Set it up again.
735
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,619
"Set him up again,"
he says.
736
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,705
Wow,
that is the first time
737
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:48,125
anyone has made it across to
the other side of Trap Tee-Ze.
738
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,376
Shabang.
739
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,420
That is as athletic
of a maneuver
740
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,506
we have seen in our
four seasons on "Holey Moley."
741
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,550
And the air guitar
at the end was clutch.
742
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,761
[ Guitar lick playing ]
743
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,430
Round 2 action.
744
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,558
Paddy and Dylan
trying to get to the final round
745
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:07,352
and play for The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.
746
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,688
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
747
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:13,567
Paddy B is actually putting
for the win from a drop zone.
748
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,110
[ Exhales deeply ]
749
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,448
Crazy angle
to even have a shot.
750
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,657
He goes off the wall.
Oh, this is good.
751
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,242
Over the ridge.
752
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,578
[ Crowd groaning ]
Wow!
753
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,663
Wow!
That was
an outstanding putt.
754
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,250
Paddy B, a hole in one
on Dutch Courage,
755
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,878
successful
on the trapeze obstacle.
756
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,129
This guy's dynamite.
757
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,048
Yup.
758
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:39,384
I think Paddy B might be
the dark-horse odds-on favorite.
759
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,094
[ Exhales deeply ]
760
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,221
He has a long shot.
761
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,306
Paddy B...
762
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,933
gonna clean it up
for a 3.
763
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,434
[ Cheers and applause ]
764
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,938
Remember how much
is on the line on this hole.
765
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,649
[ Applause ]
766
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,442
If he makes,
we have a putt-off.
767
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,820
If he misses,
Paddy B is in tonight's finals.
768
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,657
Well, this is a must-make
for Dylan Bohlke.
769
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,200
Playing over that ridge
is always tough, Joe.
770
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,826
Very difficult.
771
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,537
How many times do we say
golfers struggle with the ridge?
772
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:10,332
This is a really
tough putt.
773
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,799
He does it!
It drops! It drops!
774
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,134
He did it!
Dylan did it!
775
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,761
Hallelujah! That was tough!
776
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,972
Great competition
tonight, Joe.
777
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,431
One of the most difficult
putts
778
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,975
with the pressure on
that we've seen,
779
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:31,812
and now Paddy B and Dylan Bohlke
will have a putt-off.
780
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,438
Oh, hey!
781
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,525
[ Exhales deeply ]
782
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:40,028
Paddy B, first putt
of the putt-off.
783
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,031
[ Dramatic music plays ]
784
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,367
♪♪
785
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:51,039
Oh, no!
Oh! Come back.
Come back.
786
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,749
Alright, well,
the door is open.
787
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:55,002
This is the beauty
of how things can swing.
788
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,838
The roller-coaster ride
of emotions.
789
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,381
You're giving me a chance,
here, Paddy.
790
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:04,219
Dylan Bohlke to force a putt-off
to keep the dream alive.
791
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,513
Whew. Come on.
792
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,682
You've got this thing.
793
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,559
Just a putt.
794
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,228
[ Dramatic music plays ]
795
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:16,106
To make
the final round...
796
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,862
He got it!
He's done it!
797
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,240
He did it! Wow!
He does it!
798
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,368
He was hanging on
the edge of the cliff,
799
00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,246
and now Dylan Bohlke
is going to play
800
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,373
for a championship
tonight.
801
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,208
Wow, what a comeback!
802
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,877
Ooh, baby! Let's go.
803
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,088
The precise putting
always prevails.
804
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:44,259
Even in this tutu.
Ooh, baby!
805
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,220
More Round 2 action
when we return.
806
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,981
Tessitore:
We are at a fever pitch
here at "Holey Moley."
807
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:01,610
Only one more spot left
in tonight's final round.
808
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,445
[ Cheers and applause ]
809
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,155
That's where you play
for The Golden Putter.
810
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,491
That's where you can be
one of the champions
811
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,993
that putts for
a quarter million dollars.
812
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,453
Maggie: Whoo!
813
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:15,123
Maggie Noel, our 32-year-old
from Houston,
814
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,666
taking on Kate Loeffler,
815
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,377
who's a 50-year-old
music teacher from Illinois.
816
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,297
Today's her
50th birthday.
Oh, happy birthday.
817
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,591
When is your birthday?
What month are you born in?
818
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:26,802
I was born in April.
Oh, April.
819
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,887
I'm a Taurus,
which means, uh...
820
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,764
You're a bull. You're stubborn.
You're thick-headed.
821
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:33,600
I'm handsome.
Great sandwich-makers.
822
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,435
Really good at Jenga.
823
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,270
Is that --
That's not me.
824
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,148
This is a strictly
astrological reading.
825
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,860
First up will be
Kate Loeffler.
826
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,530
Remember, this tee shot
here on Corn Hole --
827
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:50,659
it's a very, very narrow passage
along the ear of corn.
828
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:53,787
And then there is a bank
that's in play.
829
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,497
Here we go.
830
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,168
Off of the scarecrow...
831
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,461
up the ramp...
832
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,797
and around.
833
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,674
I think she's gonna have
a long -- yeah.
834
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:07,300
That's gonna go
up against the wall.
835
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,470
She's gonna have a long putt
here on Corn Hole from there.
836
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,807
[ Chanting ]
We want corn! We want corn!
837
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,809
They're having
a little party down there.
838
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,812
Should we turn this into
some sort of DJ booth?
839
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,188
Would you like that?
I would like that.
840
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,023
Can you spin?
Oh, please.
841
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:25,443
Can you?
[ Imitates
record scratching ]
842
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,196
[ Chuckles ]
843
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,908
Kate Loeffler survived
The Pecker with great success.
844
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,828
Now she has to get past
Corn Hole.
845
00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:36,997
Has about three seconds
to make it across
846
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,748
before the kernels
explode.
847
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:44,129
♪♪
848
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,463
[ Bell dings ]
Got to go! Got to go!
849
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,673
Got to go! Got to go!
May have a chance!
850
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:47,841
What do you think's
gonna happen?
851
00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:48,967
[ Crowd groans ]
852
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,177
I'll tell ya!
That's gonna happen.
853
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,553
Oh, Kate.
Ow.
854
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,806
She's gonna take
a full-blown body shot
855
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,351
and get launched into
the buttery popcorn below.
856
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,439
That's the look when
you know it's coming.
857
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,025
"I'm getting smacked --
nothing I can do about it."
Yeah, that's it.
858
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,277
"And I might as well
just accept it.
859
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:08,945
I'm turning 50 today,
860
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,781
so that is like two smacks
in the face."
Kate, Kate.
861
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,242
Maggie Noel
stepping up to the tee.
Whoo!
862
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:18,622
In Round 1, she took 13 putts
on a 12-foot putt
863
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,081
on The Distractor.
Let's be fair.
864
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,791
No one's getting past
Travis Kelce.
865
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,335
No one.
866
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,544
He's the best
distractor of all time.
867
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,046
Of all time.
Of all time.
868
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:28,715
So that's good for 12 strokes,
at least.
869
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,259
[ Chanting ] Maggie,
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
870
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,553
Do you hear the chants
of "Maggie"?
871
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:34,763
Maggie's ready to pick up
the putter again
872
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,056
after quitting golf.
873
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,433
What can she offer up
here?
874
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:43,563
♪♪
875
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:48,610
♪♪
876
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,278
This is gonna go
off the bank.
877
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:51,780
Maybe good pace,
here.
878
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,073
Oh, I like the pace.
Let's see.
879
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:55,617
I like the pace
here.
880
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,118
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
881
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,412
She says she's got major
golf performance anxiety,
882
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,665
but I'll tell you what --
you can't tell it today.
883
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:03,959
She's got it under control.
She's managing it well.
884
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,336
'Cause she's playing
with confidence.
885
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,547
With the hands
in that prayer form,
886
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,132
she doesn't seem
that confident.
887
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,842
You want to bet?
888
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,595
[ Bell dings ]
889
00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,389
Let's see, let's see,
let's see.
890
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,808
[ Crowd groans ]
[ Laughing ]
891
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,811
I mean, she's laughing.
That's a good sign, but...
892
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,729
We've never
seen that before.
893
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,147
She took herself out.
894
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,649
Right there!
895
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,485
It was the footing.
The foot catches the edge.
896
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:32,487
Look, she's
still smiling.
897
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,322
Yeah, she's been smiling
the whole time.
898
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,158
You know, she's got
a great attitude.
899
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,660
Come on, Kate.
You got it, girl.
900
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:42,372
Both women lie 2.
Kate Loeffler steps up first.
901
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:46,960
She's just got difficult
12-foot putt, plus the angle.
902
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,670
What can she do here?
903
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:55,010
[ Crowd groans ]
904
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,594
Kate: Ohhh.
905
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,139
Okay. Alright. Alright.
906
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:01,308
-I think I'm still away.
-Alright.
907
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,809
Now Maggie Noel --
908
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,770
can she put her golfing
troubles behind her
909
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,981
and get the job done?
910
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,190
Good luck, Maggie.
911
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:12,193
All my life,
I have to fight.
912
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,862
This is for the win.
913
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,492
And she does it!
Oh, what a putt!
914
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,369
Comeback Queen
Maggie Noel!
915
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:24,205
She'll be taken on the
Mini Golf Tycoon, Dylan Bohlke.
916
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,708
for The Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket,
917
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,376
and a spot
in the season finale --
918
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,295
a shot at
a quarter million dollars.
919
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,546
Whoo!
920
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,341
Oh, celebratory jump
into the popcorn.
921
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,801
Hmm, this might be
one of those shows
922
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,180
that gets canceled,
but wins all the awards.
Huh.
923
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,974
Do they give an Emmy for acting
like you care about mini golf?
924
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,851
[ Scoffs ]
Nobody's that good an actor.
925
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,020
[ Both laugh ]
926
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,898
Eh, actually I think
mini golf is exciting.
927
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,650
Compared to what?
928
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,693
Good point.
929
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,196
[ Both laugh ]
930
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,697
[ Laughing continues ]
931
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:58,740
Yeah.
932
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:02,369
♪♪
933
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,042
Tessitore:
Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
934
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:11,002
And it is time for
the main event --
935
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,505
who's going to take home
that "Holey Moley" plaid jacket,
936
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,256
that Golden Putter,
937
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:19,427
and who's going to have a chance
at a quarter million dollars?
938
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,888
It's Mini Golf Tycoon
Dylan Bohlke
939
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:25,100
going up against
Comeback Queen Maggie Noel...
940
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,061
[ Evil cackling ]
...and they're going to
decide it on Polecano.
941
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,438
Maggie: Alright,
let's do it!
Dylan: Here we go!
942
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,440
For the green jacket,
baby.
Alright.
943
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,777
Four years, I've been waiting
for the ultimate lock.
944
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,570
Put it all on the line.
945
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,823
Dylan, lock it up.
946
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,742
This is an underdog story.
That's what this is.
947
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,912
Maggie is the Buster Douglas
of miniature golf.
948
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,956
He was 42-1
when he beat Tyson.
949
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,791
I'll take that action
every day.
You want to take
that action?
950
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,043
Do you want me to book
that action right now?
951
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,795
Book that action, 'cause --
What's your car worth?
Fine,
lock it up.
952
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,255
About $4,000?
Yeah.
953
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,756
I'm betting
Stretch's car.
Right there.
954
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,091
I'm gonna write you
a ticket, too.
955
00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,759
I'm writing you
a ticket.
956
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,054
Maggie Noel,
signed Joe Tessitore.
957
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,557
Here you go.
Booked.
958
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,892
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
959
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,644
[ Laughs ]
Good luck to you.
960
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,146
Dylan: Let's go, Maggie!
Come on!
Alright!
961
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,814
Maggie Noel,
32-year-old,
962
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,483
runs a permanent makeup company
in Houston, Texas.
963
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,652
For the jacket.
964
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,113
Let's see what
she can do with it.
965
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,448
You know the deal --
you putt it up,
966
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:22,949
it has to come through
the lava rocks.
967
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,200
You land in the center,
968
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,994
and that's the best position
on the green.
969
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,328
Yes, it is.
970
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,665
♪♪
971
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,125
Come on!
972
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,418
Maggie: Come on!
973
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,670
Oh -- Oh, no!
974
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,797
Maggie Noel is in
the sand here...
[ Evil cackling ]
975
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,258
...in this final round
here on Polecano.
976
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,760
Dylan: We'll see.
977
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,471
Let's see Maggie's tee shot,
where it comes out here.
978
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:45,972
Maggie:
Ooh, alright.
979
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:48,850
And she's going to have
a tough go of it from there.
980
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,977
Let's not lose an eyelash.
981
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,312
That zip line awaits.
Oh, look at her.
982
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,522
She's so concerned.
983
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,025
She can avoid
a stroke penalty.
984
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,902
Maggie, if you're listening,
now would be a good time
985
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,696
to stop pretending
that you're bad.
986
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,531
A lot of money
on this.
987
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,366
[ Screams ]
Here goes Maggie!
988
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,035
Over the lagoon,
straight to the pole, and --
989
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,495
Maggie, oh!
990
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:11,039
Into the water.
She almost had it!
991
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,540
Great wrap around.
Oh!
992
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,209
She almost had
her hands on it
993
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,836
and, of course,
just slipped off.
994
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,213
But that was
part of her plan.
995
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,839
[ Clears throat ]
Part of her plan.
996
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,216
I'm sure that was
part of her plan.
Okay.
997
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,676
Just -- hey, look here.
Whoa, my gosh.
998
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,136
Alright. Go in, ball.
999
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,679
Here's Dylan Bohlke.
Make it easy, huh?
1000
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,307
26-year-old who owns
Adventure Golf Center
1001
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,558
in Lincoln, Nebraska.
1002
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,977
Chasing glory
here at "Holey Moley."
1003
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,063
[ Breathes deeply ]
1004
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,399
Ah, Dylan!
1005
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:40,109
Oh, look at
how good this looks!
1006
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,237
Oh, Dylan Bohlke!
1007
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,614
Get in there. Come on.
1008
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:45,907
Let's go!
1009
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,408
Ah! Tiki.
1010
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,619
Like I said, one the best
golfers we've ever had.
1011
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,746
Tiki! Come on! Let's go!
1012
00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:54,582
You swing that pink jacket,
Dylan Bohlke!
1013
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,917
You go for it,
my man.
1014
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,002
Watch where
this ball comes out.
1015
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,212
[ Evil cackling ]
Oh, look at this.
1016
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,922
Off the ramp...
1017
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,715
and settling right in,
1018
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,425
just about
two feet away.
1019
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,594
Baby! Come on.
I can work with that.
1020
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,221
Oh, what?
1021
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:10,390
I knew this was gonna happen.
Great putter.
1022
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,892
The guy has 60 hours a week
on a golf course,
1023
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,102
and he knows
what he's doing.
1024
00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:16,104
[ Exhales deeply ]
1025
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,897
Come on.
Alright, Rob.
Here we go.
1026
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:19,065
Dylan Bohlke.
1027
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,441
[ Chuckling ]
You point that, Dylan.
1028
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,651
I like this
Dylan Bohlke.
1029
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:23,653
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
1030
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:26,072
And here goes Dylan
on the zip line.
1031
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,156
Whoo!
1032
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:28,449
♪♪
1033
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,994
Let's see
what he can do here.
1034
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,453
Oh!
He almost got it.
1035
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:33,788
That was
a fine effort.
1036
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,081
Never a chance.
It doesn't matter.
1037
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,291
He'll take
the stroke penalty,
1038
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,500
because he only has
a 2-footer
1039
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,377
for the win
for a championship.
1040
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,297
This is a good effort by Bohlke.
He almost got it wrapped.
1041
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,756
The legs --
got the arms in play,
1042
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,133
but then went into
the cold water.
1043
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,968
You know what's even better
than winning?
1044
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,761
Knowing that
you're going to win.
1045
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,138
Bet's off.
What do you mean,
the bet's off?
1046
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,265
Bet's off.
I booked the action.
1047
00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,309
I signed it.
You accepted it.
No.
1048
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,269
And if she wasn't in
the sand and wasn't in
the water, you'd be,
1049
00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,104
"Oh, look at me.
I got this booked ticket."
That was -- Joe, listen.
1050
00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,939
"I'm holding
the winning ticket right here."
Listen to me.
1051
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,357
Listen to me. Listen.
Why don't we let
this thing play out?
1052
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,192
Alright, we're ready
to crown a champion here.
1053
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,653
Maggie: Alright!
1054
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,822
Dylan Bohlke
in prime position.
1055
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,158
Your boy booked the action.
Knew he was going to win.
1056
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,619
Maggie's from the sand.
Dylan's just a couple feet away.
1057
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,495
How you feeling,
brother?
It's not over,
alright?
1058
00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:15,955
First of all,
it's not over,
1059
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,707
and I'm feeling so good,
actually, Joe,
1060
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,667
I'd like
to double the bet.
1061
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,794
You want to press here?
I want to double down.
I want to press.
1062
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,838
I would get
Stretch's car...
Yes.
1063
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:26,591
...and your shoes.
1064
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:27,800
Sure.
I love that.
1065
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,260
I love that bet.
1066
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,678
Would you quit asking me
how you're getting home?
1067
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,180
I'll figure it out.
1068
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:37,518
Maggie Noel, 32-year-old
from Houston, from the sand.
1069
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,646
Rob has a lot
of faith in her.
1070
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:44,192
♪♪
1071
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,652
[ Crowd shouting ]
1072
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,987
That's actually a very good
putt from there.
1073
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:50,031
[ Crowd groans ]
1074
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,407
God!
1075
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:54,160
Maggie with an excellent
putt from the sand.
1076
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,828
Good job, Maggie.
That was good!
1077
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:56,996
You had me nervous.
1078
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,706
And now Dylan Bohlke
1079
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:02,126
will be putting
for the championship.
1080
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,963
This to get
the plaid jacket,
1081
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:09,217
The Golden Putter,
and pay off my bet.
1082
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,344
Looks like Dylan Bohlke's
getting ready to hit.
He is.
1083
00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:12,971
[ Whispering ] Light it on fire.
Light it on fire.
1084
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,472
Light it on fire.
Don't touch that car.
1085
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:18,351
Gonna be asking
for those keys in a moment.
1086
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:22,355
Could he be on his way
to a championship?
1087
00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:23,398
♪♪
1088
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,858
Miss it. Miss it!
1089
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:29,320
♪♪
1090
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:34,534
[ Cheers and applause ]
He has done it!
1091
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,953
Dylan Bohlke!
Nooo!
1092
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,121
Oh, you could
see it coming.
1093
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,580
The owner of
Adventure Golf Center
1094
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,124
in Lincoln, Nebraska,
1095
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,710
is going to be playing
for a quarter million dollars.
1096
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:46,379
Let's go! That's right!
1097
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:50,049
Let's head over to the clubhouse
for the winner's ceremony.
1098
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:51,217
Hey, champ, congratulations.
1099
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,218
Thank you. Thank you.
1100
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,761
Welcome to "Holey Moley"
1101
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,722
Dylan Bohlke, he's
gonna be one to watch
1102
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,223
in the season finale.
1103
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,559
He can putt,
he's got the athleticism,
1104
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:02,729
and he has dedicated his life
to mini golf.
1105
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:06,274
No!
Give me that ticket,
and I'm going to cash.
1106
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:08,276
[ Flash bulb popping ]
1107
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,236
As always, thanks
for being with us,
1108
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,821
and we'll see you
next week.
1109
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,448
I want
those car keys.
1110
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:16,284
Send them this way.
I want those shoes.
1111
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,453
And you can -- you can --
What are you doing?!
1112
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,663
That's the winning ticket!
Do not eat the ticket!
1113
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,623
Give me that
winning ticket, Riggle!
1114
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,667
That is --
I'm paying that, Riggle!
[ Muffled shouts ]
1115
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,252
I want you paying that,
Riggle!
1116
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,629
Get that ticket
out of there!