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Previously on "Holey Moley"...
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Well, hello, Miss Piggy.
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I need your help
to save my TV show.
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You need a licensed
therapist, sweetie.
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[ Laughs ]
Good one.
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How are you doing
with Miss Piggy?
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I-I -- You know,
I don't know.
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Miss Piggy's silence...
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Oh, hi, Rob.
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...sent Rob back to Kermit.
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I could really use
some more ideas,
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you know, to help me
save the show.
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You say
that you've got an idea
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that's not just
throwing your boomerang fish?
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I'm throwing
Darcy and you.
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Wha--
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[ Muffled scream ]
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But Kermit soon realized...
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You're absolutely right.
Joe Tessitore is the problem.
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...some calls...
But, Rob,
he's such a nice guy.
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[ Chuckles ]
Replace Joe.
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...should always
go to voicemail.
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I'm sorry, who is Joe?
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♪♪
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Tessitore: In the future,
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when the sun scorches the Earth
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and the winds become so strong,
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we'll be forced to seek
shelter underground,
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the only stories we'll have left
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will be the ones
that started here tonight.
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♪♪
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The death-defying stunts...
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jaw-dropping displays
of brains...
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brawn...
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unforgettable moments
destined to become legendary.
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♪♪
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[ Crowd gasps ]
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Not to mention
the greatest story ever told,
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about a boy from Kansas
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that worked hard towards his
dreams that one day came true --
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to tell color commentary
on a network mini golf show...
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with his best friend.
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That boy's name
was Rob Riggle,
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and that best friend
was you, Joe.
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That's really sweet of you, Rob,
really, really sweet.
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Yeah.
It is sweet, Joe.
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[ Laughs ]
Is there, uh...
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...anything you'd like
to say, perhaps?
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Joe's best friend,
Rob Riggle.
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This is...
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"Holey Moley"! "Holey Moley"!
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"Fore-ever"!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Did you hear that, Rob? I must
have a song stuck in my head,
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because tonight,
the course is alive with music,
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as our eight mini golfers
competing
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are all seasoned musicians.
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Plus, later tonight,
for the first time ever,
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we will have Kermit the Frog
up in the booth
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to call some of the action.
I'm excited, Joe.
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I'm not gonna even try
to hide my excitement.
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Alright, tonight, Round 1,
eight golfers face off.
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The winners are going to compete
in a sudden-death Round 2.
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Only the best
get to that third round,
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where they're going to play
for a spot in the final episode,
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where one of our champions
is going to make a putt
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worth a quarter
million dollars.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Ooh, whoo!
Here they come, Joe!
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Our special night of music
begins right here on Polecano.
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With mind-blowing
technological advancements,
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it's totally different
from Season 2.
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Just kidding --
It's exactly the same.
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That's how little creativity
we have left.
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But you never get sick
of seeing this.
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[ Crowd groaning, exclaiming ]
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Wipe out!
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Oh! Oh!
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[ Laughs ]
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Nick: Let's go!
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Hey, here's our
first matchup,
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40-year-old Michael Towns --
he's from Pasadena --
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up against 29-year-old
Nick Hanulik from Studio City.
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My name is Michael Towns,
also known as Music Man Mike.
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And I make educational
music videos for children.
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I'm all about the music.
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I have over 30 instruments.
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When I'm not
in the recording studio,
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I'm on the green.
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[ Rapping ] ♪ Be quiet,
you'll distract the golfer ♪
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♪ Who's the best player
on the miniature golf course? ♪
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♪ Golf hat, golf shirt,
putter, and golf shorts ♪
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♪ If I hit the ball towards
the crowd, I'm-a yell "Fore!" ♪
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I'm here to prove that I am the
best mini golfer in the world.
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Hi, my name's Nick Hanulik.
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By day, I'm an EMT.
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I take care of people.
I respond to your emergencies.
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But by night, I like to share
the joy of music with the world.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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People would describe me
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as spontaneous, musical...
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na ♪
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...a goat.
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[ Bleating ]
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[ Laughs ]
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As an EMT, I've been put
in some stressful situations,
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and I'm hoping,
out on the course,
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that I'm able to stay cool
and putt the ball into the hole.
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Let's go, "Holey Moley"!
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[ Rapping ] ♪ Unh, unh, say hi ♪
[ Beatboxing ]
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♪ To Steph, Rob, Joe,
and Jeannie Mai ♪
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♪ "Holey Moley" is the best,
I watch it all the time ♪
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♪ Can't wait to putt the plank
and not take a dive ♪
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♪ "Holey Moley" is the best,
I watch it all the time ♪
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Yeah, you do! Hey, alright!
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well done, well done.
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Almost as good
as some of my raps.
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I would love
to hear your rapping, Rob.
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Would you like me
to beatbox for you?
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[ Panting ]
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[ Breathing rapidly ]
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Are you okay? Stretch,
you want to check on him
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over here, Stretch?
[ Coughs ]
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Wow, I got dizzy.
I just got super dizzy.
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Oxygen, please.
Thank you.
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Go ahead.
That is Nick Hanulik
right there, Rob.
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He's 29 years old.
He's from Studio City.
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What Nick's aiming for here
is the channel at the top,
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and that'll take his ball
to the tiki
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and the best possible position
on the green.
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Nick Hanulik up and --
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Oh, he's going to grab
that channel right into tiki!
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That is the best
possible position
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you can have on the green.
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Riggle: It's tiki time.
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Nick Hanulik is sitting pretty
here at Polecano.
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[ Evil cackling ]
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Oh, look at this.
Look at this.
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Ohh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, that's
a beautiful putt!
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What a tee shot
from Nick Hanulik.
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He is in the sweet spot
to try to win.
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Goat! Goat! Goat!
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He also calls himself
"The Goat."
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Did you see his T-shirt?
It said, "I'm the goat."
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Not "Greatest Of All Time."
Just, like, the the actual goat.
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Calls himself Goat.
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[ Bleating ]
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Oh, he just did
a goat cry.
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There he is.
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Wow!
Oh!
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That was perfect!
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Got to hold on!
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Just sticks to it.
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Wow!
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Michael Towns.
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He goes by the nickname
of Music Man Mike.
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Oh, he may
get this channel.
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Is he going
to get this channel?
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He did it!
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You got to be
kidding me.
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Let's go!
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We have two tikis here.
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Whoo!
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Michael Towns!
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Now, that's something
we haven't seen.
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Two for two.
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Two out of two!
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Come on!
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Exceptional tee shots
on Polecano.
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Off the ramp,
out of the tiki,
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and settles in
pin high.
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He's got a straight,
2-foot putt.
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This is potential
putt-off material.
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Yes, it is.
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He's pointing at us.
He's pointing at us, Joe.
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Right back at ya,
Music Man.
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He's not
pointing at us.
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Pointing at me.
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♪♪
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Wow!
Eye of the tiger!
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The Music Man
needs to get this
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to stay alive.
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[ Crowd screaming ]
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Maybe!
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He did it!
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I don't believe it!
Wow!
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Just amazing!
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Slide down, sir.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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There you go.
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Come on!
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Let's go!
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How about this?
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We have to create
a bigger, badder Polecano,
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which I think involves
higher stakes.
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What do we need? Let's get --
Alligators, sharks.
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Oh, alligators is a nice touch.
Some sort of live,
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dangerous animal in the water.
In the water, yeah.
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The pole needs to have
maybe some barbed wire on it.
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Oh, that's a nice touch.
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The zip line
should be on fire.
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I think
the thing they're holding,
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if they hold on too long,
shocks them.
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You've been thinking about this
for a while.
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Well --
I mean, barbed wire?
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Nobody just comes up with
barbed wire right off the bat.
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Well, I mean, listen.
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Electric shock?
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I do think about it a lot.
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I care, you know?
I care. What can I say?
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If I'm guilty
of a lot of things,
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it's caring too much.
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Our musicians have made it
onto the green.
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Nick Hanulik is away.
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This for a 2, and we could be
headed for a putt-off.
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[ Gasps ]
That was so costly.
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He pulled it, Joe.
That's gonna cost the goat.
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So, that's a 3.
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And a quarter-million-dollar
opportunity
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may have just slipped through
the hands of Nick Hanulik.
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Michael Towns.
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He could be
working his way
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to the second round
of "Holey Moley"
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if he makes this putt
right here.
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And he does!
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Michael Towns
is off to round number 2.
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Music Man Mike
is into the second round,
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and we will see him there.
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Our next hole is a fan favorite.
It's Hole Number Two.
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Let's hope our next two
musicians don't stink.
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Here they come, Joe.
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It is Allie Chipkin,
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a 29-year-old folk singer
from upstate New York
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up against 26-year-old
Kiara Harris from Tampa.
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Whoo! Let's go!
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Hi, everyone.
I'm Allie Chipkin.
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I'm 29 years old, and I write
custom wedding songs.
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If you're a couple getting
married, and you're looking
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for that perfect song
for your wedding day,
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I create it for you.
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♪ "Holey Moley" ♪
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♪ I can't get enough ♪
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I'm a little nervous
to be on "Holey Moley,"
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I'm not gonna lie.
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Falling in the water
doesn't sound fun.
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That kind of freaks me out.
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But I love miniature golf,
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and I'm going to win this thing.
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Hi, my name is Kiara Harris.
255
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I'm 26 years old, and I'm known
as The Singer with Swing.
256
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,134
Ever since I could walk and
grab a mic, I've been singing.
257
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,512
♪ I just got a spot
on "Holey Moley" ♪
258
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,139
♪ Am I gonna win?
Like, oh, yeah, totally ♪
259
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,808
I grew up on a golf course,
260
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,811
so I got to play golf
pretty much every day.
261
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,479
Whoo!
262
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,690
My friends would describe me
as dramatic and a diva.
263
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,150
Whoo!
264
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,527
They're not wrong.
265
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,029
I'm gonna kick
your what-what-what,
266
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,198
'cause I got a mean
little putt-putt-putt.
267
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,993
I have the pizzazz and the sass
to win "Holey Moley."
268
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,037
Gonna show you
just how it's done
269
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,706
when I sink this hole in one!
270
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,208
[ Cheers and applause ]
271
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,668
Kiara Harris.
272
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,629
She has to hit her ball
down that narrow 50-foot ledge
273
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,880
right in front of
the porta potties
274
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,048
to get to the green.
275
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,971
It goes into the water!
Oh!
276
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,681
She'll be
from the drop zone.
277
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,808
She's hoping
not to drop off the course
278
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,309
here at Hole Number Two
279
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,186
into the substance below.
280
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,355
She's been golfing
for 16 years.
281
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,691
How long has she been
running by porta potties
282
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,609
at top speed?
Uh, I would assume
283
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,027
this will be
the first go of it.
284
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,571
Okay, alright, just asking.
285
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,531
Whoo!
She'll have 2 1/2 seconds
286
00:10:56,531 --> 00:11:00,076
to make a run for it before the
occupants finish their business.
287
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:04,080
If she gets slammed by a door,
it's a stroke penalty.
288
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,541
[ Buzzer ]
289
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,917
Oh, here's -- No chance.
Oh, no! Gotta go!
290
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,878
Gotta go! Gotta go!
Oh, and she spun around.
291
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,214
Hole Number Two
claims another victim.
292
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,216
No mercy from Number Two.
No.
293
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,177
Number Two
put the stank on it.
294
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,054
Number Two getting the best
of Kiara Harris.
295
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,557
Kiara got spun
all the way around.
296
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,267
Spun around and sent.
297
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,896
I'm always impressed with
when they emerge from the water.
298
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,064
It's right...there.
299
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,441
Look at that face.
300
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,985
That's where
the reality is.
301
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,112
Allie's tee shot now.
302
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,823
Business owner/folk singer.
303
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,075
I'm kind of an
announcer folk singer.
304
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,619
You're an announcer fo--
You enjoy --
305
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,412
I dabble. I dabble.
306
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,748
Kind of like a James Taylor
sort of vibe?
307
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,459
Vibe-ish, yeah. But, you know,
it's a little more yodeling,
308
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,919
but it's -- it's folksy.
309
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,503
Yodeling?
Yeah, a little bit.
310
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,632
Allie's tee shot.
311
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,427
Oh, oh, oh,
hang in there!
312
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,803
Oh, this is gonna
work for her.
313
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,597
Oh!
Oh, cheated...
314
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,765
That was unfortunate.
315
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,016
...by the camera bay.
316
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,810
Alright.
317
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,437
Oh, crap, let's go!
318
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,813
[ Laughs ]
319
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,650
Allie Chipkin better hit
the afterburners,
320
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,153
or she's gonna get dumped
in a bucket of sludge.
321
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,156
Can she survive?
322
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,532
She's got to explode.
323
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,034
[ Buzzer ]
Explode!
324
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,827
Got to get going,
got to get going,
325
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,162
got to get --
Oh, gosh!
326
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,498
She caught an edge.
327
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,959
Oh!
She was probably thinking
on the way down,
328
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,461
"What the folk?"
...music.
329
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,838
This is not right.
330
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,423
She's emerged
from this water,
331
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,300
saying, "I think
I made a mistake."
332
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,677
"I think I made
a big judgment error."
333
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,345
"I signed up
for the wrong show."
334
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,931
Yeah, "I signed up
for the wrong show."
That's nasty.
335
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,474
Don't go anywhere.
336
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,142
Find out who wins
Hole Number Two
when we come back.
337
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,856
Tessitore: Welcome back to
"Holey Moley's" night of music,
338
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,025
where Round 1 action continues.
Now, while you were away,
339
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,528
the Southern girl with
the big voice, Kiara Harris,
340
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,322
came out swinging
from the drop zone...
Riggle: Oh!
341
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,075
...but had a bit too much pepper
in the gumbo.
342
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,577
Folk singer Allie Chipkin
took on the ridge...
343
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,163
Aw!
...and ran well past the cup.
344
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,582
On her next shot, the swinging
singer missed her mark.
345
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,626
Oh -- Oh, no!
346
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,004
Finally, Allie Chipkin
brought it home.
347
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,339
That was awesome!
348
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,799
Folk singer Allie Chipkin,
349
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,510
she's off to Round 2
here on "Holey Moley."
350
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,971
This next hole
is a real head-banger.
351
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,681
It's The Pecker.
352
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,892
[ Crowd cheering ]
353
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,521
Tyler Kairey and Okky Masgono
meeting up
354
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,357
in Round 1 action
on The Pecker.
355
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,735
Hi, everyone.
My name is Okky Masgono
356
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,361
from Semarang, Indonesia.
357
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,363
Everyone calls me Okky Dokey.
358
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,240
I'm the world's
"dokiest" player --
359
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,451
the dopest, coolest,
and sexiest.
360
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:53,207
I play the drums. I had a band
called Savior Savior.
361
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,043
We used to play
when we were in college.
362
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045
We had long hair, emo songs.
363
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,547
That's why they call me
The Golfer with a Beat.
364
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,010
Music and golf are my passions.
365
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,887
That's the thing
that I love the most.
366
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,015
Yes! Okky Dokey, Dokey!
367
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,558
I beat the drums,
368
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,644
and I beat people
at the mini golf course.
369
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,982
Hi, my name is Tyler Kairey.
I'm 27 years old,
370
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,943
and I am a toolmaker
from Bloomington, Indiana.
371
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,154
I've played golf
since I was 4 years old.
372
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,782
It's a passion, and I can spend
hours on the putting green.
373
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,950
Yes!
I even have a putting green
in my office.
374
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,452
Oh, yeah, you can just
practice your putting
375
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,787
while you're taking calls.
376
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,247
[ Saxophone playing ]
377
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,958
When I'm not putting,
I'm playing my jams.
378
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,878
Some people call me
The Sax Man of Mini Golf.
379
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,632
Being the Sax Man has translated
great to my golf game.
380
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,635
My strategy is to really focus,
control my breathing,
381
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,136
and I'm not gonna miss.
382
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,388
Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about!
383
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,141
Wow,
that's a big pecker.
384
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,935
Biggest pecker
I've ever seen.
385
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,436
Tyler Kairey.
386
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,981
He started playing mini golf
when he was 4 years old.
387
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,150
He says, "I make tools.
388
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,819
I'm not a tool."
389
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,153
That's a good reminder.
390
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,989
That's just good self-care,
I think.
391
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,829
Tyler Kairey trying to catch
that channel on the left.
392
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,664
Instead,
it goes to the right.
393
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,332
Ooh.
394
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,127
♪♪
395
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,963
As we've seen, though, anything
is possible, Joe.
396
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,799
Comes down to that last piece
of wood here on The Pecker.
397
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,926
Can he get a little kiss?
398
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,469
There we go.
He got it.
399
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,804
Come on, baby. Come on, baby!
He got it. He got it!
400
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,972
It's in!
He got it!
401
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,141
Oh, no!
How did it stay out?!
402
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,310
[ Chuckling ]
No! Oh, my God!
403
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,479
Going -- I thought
that was dead to rights.
404
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,064
Oh, how does that not go in?
405
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,692
Tyler Kairey.
Wow!
406
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,862
That's the best shot we've ever
seen on The Pecker.
407
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,197
Hot pecker action
tonight.
408
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,703
So now Tyler Kairey
has to conquer the pecker head.
409
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,204
How did I get myself
into this?
410
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,081
[ Laughs ]
411
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,708
The bobbing pecker
412
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,502
has a red-plumed feather
in the back of his head.
413
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,379
The object is to get it.
414
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,174
If you don't,
it's a stroke penalty.
415
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,344
Has he got it?
Can he get it?
416
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,512
But he's not
gonna stay long.
417
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,140
Oh! The dip got him.
418
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,641
[ Cheers and applause ]
419
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,060
Joe, what I think is
when the nose goes down...
420
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,353
Mm-hmm?
...you land...
421
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,272
Yep.
...and as it comes back up,
422
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,941
you got to boogie, and that's
when you got to make your dive.
423
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,569
I don't think there's any
riding the pecker.
424
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,529
See, now, right here.
So right there, he's got to go?
425
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,239
Yeah, got to go.
Got to go, got to go.
426
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,075
Even now, he's still got time
at the apex,
427
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,702
but when this
starts back down,
428
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,245
there's nothing
you're going to do.
429
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,040
Okky Masgono loves the game
430
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,168
and is a certified
PGA golf instructor.
431
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,378
His tee shot.
432
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:48,216
Keep in mind, Tyler Kairey
is sitting pretty on the green.
433
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,258
Oh!
434
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,552
There's a lot coming here.
435
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:55,056
This ball has
a lot of momentum.
436
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,432
Oh, and that's --
437
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,600
No.
Ah.
438
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,935
Got that big kick.
439
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,354
Got the big kick
to the right.
440
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,814
[ Cheers and applause ]
441
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,150
You look at his position
on the green.
442
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,444
Tyler's got
an easy cleanup here.
443
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,572
If he can get the feather,
it could even things up.
444
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,450
He's got to get the feather.
That's the only chance he's got.
445
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,827
♪♪
446
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,080
Here's Okky
giving it a shot.
447
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,331
Good run-up.
448
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,624
Good leap!
449
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,750
Okky, Okky!
450
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,585
Yes, yes!
He's got it!
451
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,087
Okky Dokey...
452
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,464
He's got it!
...how do you do?!
453
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,091
Alright!
454
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,717
Yeah!
That was amazing.
455
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,095
What he did
to conquer this obstacle
456
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,430
is exactly what we said
needed to be done.
457
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,768
As impressive a performance
on The Pecker as you will see.
458
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,562
Well-executed, Okky.
459
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,022
My man Okky!
460
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,649
Once again --
And I've said this before --
461
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,152
you're the best network
TV analyst in all of mini golf.
462
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,654
You are, you are.
Well, Joe, I --
463
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,531
You said it.
You saw the strategy right away.
464
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,032
Ah, you're too kind.
465
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,701
And that means a lot
coming from you, Joe.
466
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,786
Let's hope the --
467
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,329
the Emmy voters notice.
468
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,332
♪♪
469
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,501
Okky sits 1
because he was able
470
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,795
to get the plume
out of the pecker's head.
471
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:12,133
Tyler sits 2 because he incurred
the stroke penalty.
472
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,468
Is he going to play the ramp?
[ Gasps ]
473
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,012
Wow.
474
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,471
It's a risky play.
475
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,099
Very hard to control the speed
coming off the ramp.
476
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,393
Let's see
if this gamble pays off.
477
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,479
Up, over, around.
478
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,023
But that is the problem.
479
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,316
Ohh.
480
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,318
Can't control that speed.
481
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,028
So now Okky is still away,
482
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,323
and he's going to be
putting for a 3.
483
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,991
[ Crowd exclaiming ]
484
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,534
Misses it.
485
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,997
Tyler Kairey's going to be
putting for the win.
486
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,916
Trying to get
to round number 2.
487
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,838
And Tyler does so.
He conquers The Pecker.
488
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,381
Let's go!
489
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,843
Tyler Kairey, the 27-year-old
from Bloomington, Indiana,
490
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,554
is off to round number 2
on "Holey Moley."
491
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,391
And now more
"Auditions to Replace Joe"
492
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,894
with Bobo the Bear.
493
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,897
Uh, could we all just please
keep this thing moving along?
494
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,398
I mean, we haven't
even come close
495
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,901
to finding anybody
that could fill Joe's shoes.
496
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,235
Kermit:
Okay, Bobo, are you ready?
497
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,278
Uh, yes, sir.
498
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,529
Just take it
from the top, there.
499
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,947
You've got the first line.
Oh. Yes.
500
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,574
Uh, I'm playing Joe?
501
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,409
Yeah.
502
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,453
Hey, everybody.
503
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,122
I'm Joe Tess--
504
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,458
Tessi-- "Tessy-tory"?
505
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,335
Ah, that's close enough.
And I am Rob Riggle,
506
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,837
and yes, this is literally
a mini golf competition
507
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,256
on prime-time
with an absurd budget.
508
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,385
Wow! That's --
That's great.
509
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,095
Because...
510
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,056
the -- the wor-- the world --
511
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,225
The world needs more mini golf.
512
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,728
And ABC said why not?
513
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:51,607
Ooh! Uh, th--
This is extreme mini golf.
514
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,067
And cut!
515
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,611
That felt good.
That felt really good.
516
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,993
Tessitore: We welcome you back
to the all-singing,
517
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,495
all-dancing "Holey Moley."
518
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:08,791
Our night of music continues
here on The Distractor.
519
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,251
Riggle: Here we go!
520
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,586
We've got musicians
Emily Kraudel
521
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,964
and Beth Farnsworth
are going to go head-to-head
522
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,882
here on The Distractor.
523
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,051
Hi, you guys. I'm Emily Kraudel,
524
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,470
and I am the lobster
of "Holey Moley,"
525
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,558
because a lobster means that
you break out of your shell.
526
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:30,062
I do music, and I'm an artist,
and I freestyle-rap.
527
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,815
[ Rapping ]
♪ I'm Emily the lobster,
I won't even flinch ♪
528
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,859
♪ The title I'll clinch
'cause I'm good in a pinch ♪
529
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,862
I'm so excited to just
break out of my shell.
530
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,282
But I'm 100% focused when
it comes to playing mini golf.
531
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,324
What?!
532
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,659
Yes!
533
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,119
Stay tuned, America.
534
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,662
[ Clicking ]
535
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,332
Are you ready to rock 'n' roll?
536
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,668
Hi, "Holey Moley."
My name is Beth Farnsworth.
537
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:57,131
I'm 52, and I'm
the '80s rock glam queen.
538
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,800
I sang for a rock band
in the '80s.
539
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,804
♪ "Ho-Ho-Holey Moley" ♪
540
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,974
I have been mini golfing
for as long as I can remember.
541
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,309
I'm obsessed with golf.
542
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,936
I could play every day
if I could.
543
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,313
I'm just really good at putting.
544
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,689
Bam!
545
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,400
I'm here to prove
to my three daughters
546
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,738
that this 52-year-old woman
can win "Holey Moley."
547
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,364
Here we go, here we go.
548
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,991
31-year-old rapper Emily.
549
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,993
She'll now face
the distraction.
550
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,704
What is it? What is it?
What is it? What is it?
551
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,706
It could be anything.
552
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,958
What is it?
And the distraction is...
553
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,669
[ Chuckles ]
What is it?
554
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,547
Two guys holding...
jump ropes?
555
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,840
Are they holding snakes?
556
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,300
They got rattlesnakes!
557
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,551
[ Whips cracking ]
558
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,803
Oh, whips!
559
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,845
Whips?
560
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,846
Whips!
561
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,890
Whoa! [ Laughs ]
562
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,141
This just got kinky!
563
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,684
Nice!
564
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,728
Oh, these are the world
championship-level
565
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,064
whip crackers, Rob.
[ Whips continue cracking ]
566
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,690
Listen to that snap.
567
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,901
Like a gunshot almost.
568
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,612
Is there any chance -- and I'm
just putting it out there --
569
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,781
that the whip could catch
someone in the neck
570
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,950
and chop their head off?
571
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,743
Uh, remote.
572
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,245
But possible?
573
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,704
Everything's possible.
574
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,915
Oh!
575
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:17,711
Emily Kraudel, musician,
artist, freestyle rapper.
576
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,547
She may drop one here
in a moment.
577
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,631
Like it's hot?
578
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,385
Right now, she just has to
focus in on a 12-foot putt
579
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,846
as whips are snapping
around her.
580
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,223
♪♪
581
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,727
Emily...
582
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,563
Yes!
It drops.
583
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,939
Oh, my gosh!
584
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,607
Emily Kraudel.
585
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,276
It drops for her.
586
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,111
Oh, what --
what's going on?
587
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:45,239
You can't do that kind of
razzle-dazzle here, young lady.
588
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,825
[ Rapping ] ♪ I'm the lobster,
I come with fire ♪
589
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,744
♪ All you other players
should just retire ♪
590
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,205
Oh! We gon' break battle,
break battle.
591
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:58,127
Now Beth has to have
this 12-footer.
592
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,129
Look, she has on pink gloves
that are --
593
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,423
with the fingers cut out,
almost like a weightlifter.
594
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,092
Beth was the singer
in an '80s rock band.
595
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,595
She has recorded
two albums, Rob.
596
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,264
'80s -- great music.
597
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,391
Joe, what does this guy --
He's got one big whip?
598
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,393
That's a giant whip
on a stick.
599
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,521
Oh! I mean, look at the length
and the girth of that whip.
600
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,817
[ Whips continue cracking ]
601
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,987
♪♪
602
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,533
Must go.
603
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,826
And it does not.
604
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,870
Aah!
605
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,288
So Emily wins it.
606
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,831
Yeah!
607
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,833
What's she doing?
608
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,668
Wow!
609
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,421
Oh, break dancing!
610
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,466
I am the lobster!
[ Laughs ]
611
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,927
Rapper Emily Kraudel
takes the last spot
612
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,429
in Round 2
on "Holey Moley."
613
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:54,767
And now even more
"Auditions to Replace Joe"
614
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,311
with Joe from Legal.
615
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,021
Kermit: Okay, rolling.
616
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,564
You know, if I nail this thing,
they won't even
617
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,524
have to change
the name on the door.
618
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,234
And I hope the outfit's okay.
619
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:07,321
Although I always do look good
in a law suit.
620
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,865
[ Snickers ] Lawsuit.
621
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,158
Ohh, that's rich.
622
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,202
Okay, whenever
you're ready, Joe.
623
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,372
Uh, me, Joe,
or the character Joe?
624
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,873
Because we already have
the same name.
625
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,876
So are you addressing me, Joe,
or character Joe?
626
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,670
Yes, I was speaking
to you, Joe.
627
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,171
Good. This is all very exciting.
628
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,048
I've never auditioned
for anything before.
629
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,008
I mean, lawyers are
naturally funny,
630
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,552
but I don't really get to
exercise that muscle much
631
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,054
in the courtroom.
632
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,682
Judges don't find it appealing.
633
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,518
Except in appeals court.
634
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,520
[ Laughs ]
635
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,189
Okay. Yeah.
Uh, Joe, Joe!
636
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,732
You see, this character
is actually, in a sense,
637
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,901
the straight man
of the hosts, so...
638
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,277
Oh.
639
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,071
Case dismissed.
640
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,531
[ Laughs ]
641
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,742
Cut! I won't do it.
Joe's irreplaceable.
642
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:57,955
Hmm. Joe Tessitore's definitely
the driving force around here.
643
00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,457
Yeah, but clearly, Riggle
helps run the show, too.
644
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,959
He does?
Yeah.
645
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,168
Into the ground!
646
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,004
[ Both laugh ]
647
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,547
Eh, that's an old joke.
648
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,215
I got an older one.
What's that?
649
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,258
Rob Riggle!
650
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,594
[ Both laughing ]
651
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,263
Oh, man.
652
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,396
Tessitore: Welcome back to our
"Holey Moley" night of music.
653
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,106
Well, as you know,
we're thrilled
654
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,275
that the Muppets are now part
of the "Holey Moley" experience.
655
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,777
And for the first time ever,
look who's with us.
656
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,738
Kermit the Frog!
I never saw this coming.
657
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,322
What a shock to have
Kermit the Frog with us.
658
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,324
Nobody told me we'd have
a three-man booth, Kermit.
659
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,285
I'm thrilled --
Yeah, nobody told me,
either.
660
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,619
I kind of got roped
into it,
661
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,788
but I am happy
to be here with you, Joe.
662
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,124
Thank you, Kermit. What a thrill
it is, the two of us --
663
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,585
And me. Right?
Yeah, you're also here, Rob.
664
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,878
He is.
Yeah, the three of us.
665
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,588
Yeah, yeah.
He is.
Doing it.
666
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,631
I can't believe he's here.
It's -- I mean, got Kermit --
667
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,759
We got Kermit
in the booth, Joe!
668
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,552
Kermit, you been prepping
for your big moment in the booth
669
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,803
as now a booth analyst?
670
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,096
No, not really, no.
671
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,765
No, I'm just going
to jump right in.
672
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,266
Hey, you know what?
That's how I do it.
673
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,726
I just -- I don't even
prep anything.
674
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,311
I just show up
and start running my mouth.
675
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,481
Joe does all the work.
Yeah, that's what Joe said.
676
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,899
Huh?
Huh?
677
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,862
Allie: Let's go.
Hey, we're set
678
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,822
for a Round 2
sudden-death playoff
679
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,115
here on Full Mooney...
680
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,492
-Whoo!
-Yeah, whoo!
681
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:20,037
...between 29-year-old
folk singer Allie Chipkin
682
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,581
up against music producer
Michael Towns.
683
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,167
Music Man Mike.
684
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,752
Kermit, you got a nickname?
685
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,962
You know, Miss Piggy
just calls me, uh, "Frog."
686
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,297
Right.
Sometimes.
687
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,174
Yeah. How about --
How about Green Machine?
688
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,342
Yeah, I like that one.
689
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,302
Yeah.
Lean Mean Green Machine.
690
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,970
I'd like to see that
in the lower third.
691
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,305
We'll have --
Let's get that --
692
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,474
Chyron? On it? Please?
693
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,850
Okay.
694
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,936
The Lean Mean Green Machine
right here.
695
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,604
Mm.
696
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,899
Alright, Michael is up first
for his tee shot.
697
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,859
Over the moon, Michael.
Let's go.
698
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,528
So, Mike is 40 years old.
699
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,696
Kermit, he raps, beatbox,
700
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,242
can play the sax, the keyboard,
the guitar, can sing.
701
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,868
He's the Music Man.
702
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,870
You're a bit of a singer
yourself, aren't you, Kermit?
703
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,164
Every once in a while, I've been
known to croak out a tune.
704
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,708
[ Laughs ] I like that.
Ah. Get it?
705
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,502
I got it.
I don't think Joe did.
706
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,797
♪♪
707
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,841
Tee shot has
to go over the ramp,
708
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:16,176
over the water,
onto the green.
709
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,845
♪♪
710
00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,182
Oh!
See if that hits the back ramp.
711
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,184
Got a lot of action!
It does and settles in.
712
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,227
Nice shot.
713
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,645
Very nice shot.
Wow!
714
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,272
That's a really --
That's a good one.
715
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,399
Very nice.
He's gonna be happy
with that one.
716
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,901
Whoo!
717
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,696
Alright, now comes the real
challenge for Michael Towns,
718
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,198
as he has to somehow...
Alright!
719
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:42,119
...survive the rotating moon
across the water.
720
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,414
If he goes into the water,
it's a stroke penalty.
721
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,291
Have you ever mooned anybody,
Kermit?
722
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,419
Well, I-I'm -- I usually
work naked, so I suppose yes.
723
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,212
You're constantly mooning
people, then, huh?
724
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,381
U-Unintentionally,
but sure.
725
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,383
[ Beep ]
Man: We're standing by.
726
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,885
Watch this, Kermit,
you're gonna love this.
727
00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,888
Kermit: Okay.
3, 2, 1, zero.
728
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,015
Michael trying
to keep his balance.
729
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,017
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
Oh, he's gone!
730
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,435
We have splashdown.
731
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,437
Oh, here's the replay.
Oh, here it is, Kermit.
732
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,606
He got behind,
and he couldn't catch up.
733
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,108
That's right. You know, that is
one small step for man,
734
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,527
one giant splash for mankind.
735
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,740
Allie Chipkin is next, Kermit,
her tee shot here.
736
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,117
Allie "Chippy" Chipkin.
737
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,619
Is that her nickname?
That's her nickname.
738
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,245
Chippy? Chippy.
Not as good as your nickname,
739
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,788
but that's her nickname.
No, no, mine is pretty good.
740
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,749
Yours is great.
Green Machine, Green Machine.
741
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:32,085
[ All chanting "Green Machine" ]
742
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,086
Okay.
I love it.
743
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,379
So good.
That's so fun.
744
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,422
It's pretty good.
It's really good.
745
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,882
Great nickname.
746
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,383
How do you think
Piggy would like it?
747
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,927
She will not like it.
She won't like it at all?
748
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,762
No.
749
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,263
Allie: Alright.
750
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,932
Allie's tee shot.
751
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,435
To infinity and beyond!
752
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,437
Ooh! Get there!
753
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,981
Ooh, look at this. Look at
this kick this thing took.
754
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,483
Hey, look at that!
That went in the sand.
755
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,485
That came off the backstop
hot, Joe.
756
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,986
Real hot off the backstop,
757
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,155
and then it went all the way
back to the sand.
758
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,448
Whoo!
759
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,200
Let's go!
Size up Allie for me
760
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,495
in terms of her chances
on this obstacle, Kermit.
761
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:09,206
Well, you know,
as we frog golfers say,
762
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,959
it's not that easy
making it to the green.
763
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,126
[ Rim shot ]
[ Chuckles ]
764
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,461
Oh, that's a good one.
765
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,171
Yeah, thank you.
[ Groans ]
766
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,006
Who run the w--
Man: We're standing by.
767
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,008
3, 2, 1.
768
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,302
I give this three seconds.
Zero.
769
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,846
Here she goes. Here goes Allie.
Kermit: She's going to --
Oh, there she goes.
770
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,473
She's behind it.
She's behind.
771
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,809
Yeah.
We have splashdown.
772
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,188
Have you guys considered filling
the water with alligators,
773
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,190
like we do
back home in the swamp?
774
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,235
I pitch it
all the time, Kermit.
Yeah.
775
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,195
They're not doing it?
No, they're not doing it.
776
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,989
I say piranhas,
777
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,533
sharks, alligators,
anything from a swamp.
778
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,410
Well, yeah, I mean,
if you put alligators in there,
779
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,662
then a hole in one takes on
a totally different meaning.
780
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,831
Boy, does it.
Yes. You get it.
781
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:53,667
Whoo! I'm drying off. I don't
know about you. That felt good.
782
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,128
Our musicians have made
the lunar-themed green.
783
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,672
They both lie 2.
To my ball? Alright, sick.
784
00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,382
Alright, you got this, Allie.
Allie Chipkin is away.
785
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,633
Oh, I'm playing?
786
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,218
Now, Kermit,
have you ever mini golfed?
787
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,512
Well, everything I do is mini.
That's true.
788
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,848
I'm very short.
I didn't even think
about that, yeah.
789
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,558
This should be an easy shot.
This is you.
790
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,018
Alright.
Tessitore: This is out of
791
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,520
the sand here
for Allie Chipkin.
792
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,856
Allie: Alright.
This is a very tough lie,
Riggle.
793
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:18,942
And is that sand,
or is that actual moon dust?
794
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,278
I mean, what kind of budget
did this show have?
795
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,406
YOLO. Here we go.
796
00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,534
Out of the sand
is always tough.
797
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,077
And she --
Oh, look at this! Wow!
798
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,370
Great putt.
Okay!
799
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,497
Wow. Nearly --
You're nearly there.
800
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,668
Michael: This is
what we've been waiting for.
801
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,253
Michael Towns for the win
802
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,589
to try to get to the final
pairing tonight,
803
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,884
play for The Golden Putter
and the famed plaid jacket.
804
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:46,595
Here is Towns for the win.
805
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,389
♪♪
806
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,852
And he puts it in!
Oh! There it is.
807
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,354
Michael Towns!
Oh, that just sent Allie Chipkin
808
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,148
to her knees!
She's devastated!
809
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,108
Kermit: Yeah.
Oh!
810
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,402
How about
that Michael Towns?
811
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,113
Kermit, a guy who wasn't golfing
until three years ago
812
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,282
Wow.
is now playing
in the final round.
813
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,993
Michael Towns will play
in tonight's final round
814
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,245
for The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.
815
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,455
That was a big showing
there, wasn't it?
816
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:14,664
Yeah, that was
really well done.
817
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,749
Well done, Michael.
818
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,792
Allie: Dang.
819
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,627
Yeah, he is very happy.
820
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,046
But don't gloat too much.
821
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,923
Kermit, by the way,
no gold jacket,
822
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,591
no vintage gold jacket
for you?
823
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,052
Oh, well, I think it would clash
with my -- with the green.
824
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,178
Yeah, I could see that.
825
00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:33,433
Don't go anywhere. The music
continues right after this.
826
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,772
Tessitore: Welcome back to
"Holey Moley's" night of music.
827
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,148
Kermit's left the booth,
828
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,775
and it's time for our final
Round 2 battle here.
829
00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,653
And it's coming on one of my
favorite holes in Season 4,
830
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,154
Holeywood.
831
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,782
Here we go,
the Lobster of Mini Golf
832
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,867
against the Sax Man.
833
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,162
Riggle: Looks like
Tyler's gonna go first.
834
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,791
The sax player.
He's from Bloomington, Indiana.
835
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,460
Tyler has to run down
the red-carpet conveyor belt
836
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,295
and leap for the stars.
837
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:05,298
Where he lands will determine
his tee position.
838
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,676
♪♪
839
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,427
Here goes Tyler
840
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,805
down the red carpet.
841
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,807
Oh! Oh!
842
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,642
What was that?!
That's a split!
843
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,936
Ohh.
Look at this.
844
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,188
♪♪
845
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,857
Oh!
846
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,525
That's the danger zone.
847
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,068
Ohh.
848
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,528
It looks like
he tore his hamstring
849
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,029
and also wrecked his, uh...
850
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,531
Ohh!
851
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,699
Future.
His future.
852
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,034
That's the best way
to put it.
853
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,370
He's gonna feel that
in a big way tomorrow.
854
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,539
Aah.
Probably right now.
855
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,166
He went into the water,
856
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,710
so now he'll be teeing off
from the Rob Riggle drop zone.
857
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:45,380
That's the worst possible
ball position to tee off from.
858
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,884
[ Sighs ] Hate this.
What's hard to understand
with that?
859
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,844
Hate this game.
It's very, very simple.
860
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,179
Yes!
861
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,847
Next up is Emily.
862
00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:55,348
Emily's very excited,
863
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,017
and I think it's probably
nervous energy,
864
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,977
'cause she knows she's about to
hit the accelerator
865
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,188
and be launched
about 20 miles per hour
866
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,232
onto little, tiny
Hollywood stars.
867
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:06,902
Okay.
868
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,403
Uh-oh!
Oh, here she goes.
869
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,197
Here she goes.
Here she goes. Emily --
870
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,615
Aah!
871
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,742
Ooh!
Is she okay?
872
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:16,870
She went face-first
into the side.
Ooh. Aah.
873
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,205
Well, she came up smiling,
though, Joe.
874
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,748
Yeah, she's been smiling
the whole time.
875
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,416
Take me through the replay.
876
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:25,879
Kind of did a pencil dive
right between the lily pads.
877
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,049
And her face is indented
onto the second star panel.
878
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,717
Both of our competitors
went in the water,
879
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:33,386
so they'll both be teeing off
from the furthest
880
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,722
and the most difficult
tee position,
881
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:38,058
the Riggle drop zone.
Very prestigious.
882
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,768
In what way
would it be prestigious?
883
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:42,103
I mean,
the connection's obvious.
884
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,605
It's on a pedestal.
885
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,733
♪♪
886
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,945
We will start off
with Tyler.
887
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:52,948
Tyler's got a real James Bond
vibe going right here.
888
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,241
Very stylish.
889
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:57,160
27-year-old from
Bloomington, Indiana.
890
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,122
♪♪
891
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,751
Tyler:
Come on. Come on.
892
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,253
Off of the ramp.
893
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,088
That's a good putt!
Alright.
894
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,923
Runs past.
895
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:13,093
Tyler Kairey came up big.
896
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:18,265
And now Emily steps up
with her tee shot.
897
00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:21,810
Her motto is, "May you be
as beautiful as a sunset
898
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,729
and as strong
as a hurricane."
899
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,983
That's been my motto
for -- for years.
900
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:31,695
♪♪
901
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,238
From the drop zone.
902
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,034
Let's see if this
comes off the bumper.
903
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,953
This is good.
She's got a shot at that.
904
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:41,204
Good. Oh!
905
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,455
That is a good putt
906
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:45,292
right there
by Emily Kraudel!
907
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,793
That was not bad.
908
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,796
Ooh, they're both
lying 1, Joe.
909
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:56,428
Tyler Kairey on the red carpet
island green at Holeywood.
910
00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:01,308
For the win
and a trip to the final round.
911
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,145
Look at that!
912
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:06,646
Well, it's a good putt
for a 2.
913
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,732
That's what I'm talking about!
You saw that!
914
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:10,358
That's a good putt!
915
00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,027
Never a doubt.
916
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:17,824
And now Emily has to make
to force a putt-off
917
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,910
or else Tyler will advance
to the final round
918
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,704
and play for a quarter mil.
919
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,540
♪♪
920
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,169
And Emily
able to make her putt.
921
00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:32,130
We have a putt-off.
Hey, hey, hey!
922
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,632
Oh, what's going on here?
923
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,383
Break-dance, break-dance!
924
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,843
She's electric boogaloo.
925
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,887
That was so crazy.
926
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,182
♪♪
927
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,809
First putt of the putt-off
for Tyler.
928
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,730
♪♪
929
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,234
Boo-yah! Right there!
930
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,444
Perfect roll.
931
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,446
Sax Man Tyler
finding his groove
932
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,614
here on Holeywood.
933
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,199
One and done.
One and done.
934
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,533
He says, "One and done."
935
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,119
We will find out
if that is the case.
936
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,913
Emily has to lock in now.
937
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,414
Good luck.
938
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,792
Emily has to sink this
to stay alive.
939
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,712
If she misses, Tyler is through
to the next round.
940
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,881
♪♪
941
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,219
Oh!
And she lips it.
942
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,261
No!
943
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,888
Emily is devastated.
944
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,390
No!
945
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,766
Come on, baby!
946
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,559
So Tyler Kairey is headed
947
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,561
to the final pairing tonight.
948
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,854
He will play
949
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,648
for the plaid jacket
and The Golden Putter.
950
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:32,941
That's a winner, baby.
951
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,485
Oh!
And now he salutes himself.
952
00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,112
You don't see that
very often.
953
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,947
Hey, don't go anywhere.
The beat goes on.
954
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,407
The final round is next.
955
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:46,246
Tessitore:
Welcome back to the final round
956
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,164
of "Holey Moley's" all-singing,
all-dancing night of music.
957
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,626
Tonight's winner takes home the
plaid jacket, The Golden Putter,
958
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,629
and, most importantly, will grab
a spot in the season finale
959
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:58,091
with a chance to putt
for a quarter million dollars.
960
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:01,469
"Sax Man" Tyler Kairey
and Music Man Mike
961
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,806
are going to battle
here on Big Foot Wedge.
962
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:07,142
Let's check in with Jeannie
down on the course.
963
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:10,270
Thanks, Joe. Now, hopefully,
our golfers find their footing
964
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,479
on this next hole.
965
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,356
It's Big Foot Wedge.
966
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,024
Golfers start by teeing off
967
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,444
down the long, curved pathway
to the green.
968
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:20,196
Then they've got to hop on
a giant, swinging, big foot
969
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,699
and ride it over
to the massive golf ball.
970
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,367
If they fall off at any point,
971
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,119
it'll dock them
a penalty stroke.
972
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:29,289
So careful, golfers.
Don't get booted!
973
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:31,875
Thanks, Jeannie.
974
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,626
This is one of
the tougher obstacles
975
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:34,961
we have at "Holey Moley."
976
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,796
The better shot
at the hole in one
977
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,841
is if you don't get that bumper
at the end of the ramp.
978
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:43,470
Can you give me a shot
of what the bumper is?
979
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:47,807
Ah. I thought it was an
extremely long Sasquatch turd.
980
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,143
What do you think it --
Look at it.
981
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,437
♪♪
982
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,023
That looks like
a long Sasquatch poo.
983
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,862
Tyler Kairey makes tools,
984
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,906
lives in
Bloomington, Indiana.
985
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,407
He's 27.
986
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,701
He's been mini golfing
since he was 4.
987
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:15,126
♪♪
988
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,045
Here it comes
down the ramp.
989
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,838
Tyler:
Come on. Give me a break.
990
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:21,549
Give me a lucky bounce.
Give me something good.
991
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,676
The bank
at the end of this tee shot
992
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,178
can be really advantageous
993
00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:27,180
if you catch it right.
Oh!
994
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,182
Off the side wall,
and it bounces back.
995
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:32,185
That's a great shot,
just a great, great shot.
996
00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:35,104
♪♪
997
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:40,026
Tyler Kairey now
is on Bigfoot's foot.
998
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,070
Now, what's funny here
is, you look quickly,
999
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,947
and it's as if
he's been shrunk.
1000
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,449
That's a good point. Have we all
been shrunk or just Tyler?
1001
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:51,621
♪♪
1002
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:54,082
Oh.
From the foot to the golf ball.
1003
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,376
Tyler, oh, he overshot it!
Oh, too much!
1004
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,711
Little long, little long.
1005
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:00,213
I liked how he launched.
1006
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,590
Yes. The launch point
was perfect.
1007
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,925
Had a little
too much gas on it,
1008
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,552
little too much pepper
in the gumbo.
1009
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,428
Pepper in that gumbo.
1010
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,389
Oh, hey! It's my uncle!
1011
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,725
Uh-oh! It looks like he's
shaking hands with, uh, Bigfoot.
1012
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,686
Do you see?
Do you see, with the hat?
I see the mannequin
1013
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,062
with the plaid jacket.
Get a picture, get a picture.
1014
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:18,648
I see The Golden Putter,
but there is no Bigfoot.
1015
00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:20,066
He just disappeared.
1016
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,235
Rob, you're having
Bigfoot sightings
1017
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,237
on the "Holey Moley" course now?
Really?
1018
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,780
[ Creature growling ]
1019
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,240
[ Crowd chanting "Michael!" ]
1020
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,616
Well, Michael's playing
off the crowd.
1021
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,827
Oh, yeah.
Music Man Mike.
1022
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,412
Yeah. Rap, beatbox,
1023
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,455
plays the sax,
keyboard, guitar, sings.
1024
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,166
He is Music Man Mike,
and the music to his ears
1025
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,961
was a Round 2 victory
on Full Mooney.
1026
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,589
How will he do
here on Big Foot Wedge?
1027
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,300
♪♪
1028
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,097
Can he stay away
from that bumper stick
1029
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,932
at the end of the ramp
1030
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,601
and get onto the green?
1031
00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:55,810
See if he
gets past the bumper.
1032
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,729
He does. Now the ramp.
1033
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,314
Will this come back
towards the hole?
1034
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:03,151
No, it actually turns
the opposite direction.
1035
00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:04,819
Not a good lie.
He's gonna need relief.
1036
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,988
That requires a big foot wedge.
Yeah.
1037
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,281
Huh?
The big foot wedge.
1038
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,490
Yeah.
1039
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,659
[ Crowd chanting
"Ride the foot!" ]
1040
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,162
♪♪
1041
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,163
Right there!
1042
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,206
[ Growls ]
What's wrong?
1043
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,460
I thought I saw something.
1044
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,462
[ Dramatic music plays ]
1045
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,631
Oh, here we go!
1046
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,467
Michael from the foot.
1047
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,135
Oh, that wasn't even close!
1048
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,804
What happened? How do you miss
the entire golf ball?
1049
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,932
I don't know.
You have to try, I think,
1050
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,309
to miss the whole thing.
1051
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,187
See how he's dug in between the
middle toe and the second toe?
1052
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,689
And that's why
he lost his footing.
1053
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:46,235
This is for a 3.
Very long putt.
1054
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,862
Look at his position
with his right foot...
1055
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,864
Oh, yeah.
...against that wall.
1056
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,408
Look at the reverse claw
up high.
1057
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,036
The reverse claw.
One of the more unique grips
1058
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,496
I've ever seen in golf.
1059
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:59,874
♪♪
1060
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,292
Good, solid putt.
1061
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,169
Ohh.
And it just misses.
1062
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,963
That was a good effort.
1063
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:08,257
So, Michael will clean this up.
He will card a 4.
1064
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,012
And that means
that Tyler Kairey
1065
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,808
is going to be
putting for the win.
1066
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,518
The Sax Man.
1067
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,813
Tyler Kairey.
1068
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:30,947
♪♪
1069
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:33,032
Can he put his grip
on that Golden Putter?
1070
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,243
He can!
That's the green jacket!
1071
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:36,577
It is his!
1072
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,706
The plaid jacket
will go to Tyler Kairey
1073
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,624
from Bloomington, Indiana.
1074
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:42,792
That's a win!
1075
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:44,502
He is one of
our nine champions
1076
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,046
who will play
for a quarter million dollars.
1077
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,717
So, that great moment
of "Holey Moley" has arrived
1078
00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:54,220
when a championship-level golfer
gets the plaid jacket from...
1079
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,722
The champ is here.
1080
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,181
..."Stephen Curry."
1081
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,558
Congratulations. Welcome.
Thank you.
1082
00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:00,435
Thank you, Steph Curry.
1083
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,729
Did you just do air quotes?
Did I?
1084
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,147
Yeah.
Oh.
1085
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,815
Wonder why.
1086
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,942
There we go.
It looks good on you, bro.
1087
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,778
Yeah, it does look good.
1088
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,072
You did it.
Congratulations.
1089
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,450
Thank you.
Let's get a team picture.
1090
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,411
That's 1,000% Stephen Curry.
[ Chuckles ]
1091
00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:20,163
"Holey Moley" on 3.
1092
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,497
Bet my mother's life on it.
Wow.
1093
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,124
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
1094
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:26,294
And we'll see you next time
right here on "Holey Moley."