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Previously on "Holey Moley"...
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Hit me
with all your ideas.
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To save the show...
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Bananas!
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...Rob tried brainstorming...
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It's called
"Smells Fishy."
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...blackmail...
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Riggle: Pepe!
What on earth did you do?!
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Ransom!
Now we get all the monies!
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...and backstabbing.
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Scooter: Okay, Joe Tessitore
replacement auditions.
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You know, if I nail this thing,
they won't even
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have to change
the name on the door.
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Now...
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Ah.
Well, hello, Miss Piggy.
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...Rob's last hope
to save the show...
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I'm planning the big finale
Distractor for "Holey Moley."
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...rests on two
pork shoulders.
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You are just the star
I need
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to hit it
out of the park.
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You need a star,
you say?
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Tessitore: This evening,
we have eight ordinary humans...
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Oh!
...doing the extraordinary,
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taking on the most
difficult obstacles
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in mini golf's illustrious
thousand-year history.
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Whoa!
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[ Crowd groans ]
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-Oh!
-Whoa!
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Tonight, three rounds
of extreme mini golf,
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one winner hoping to make it
to a final putt
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worth a quarter mil.
Whoo!
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Hi, everybody,
glad you're with us.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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I'm Rob Riggle,
and this is...
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Both: "Holey Moley"...
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"Fore-ever!"
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♪♪
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It's another stunning night
here at Holey Moley,
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and the question is,
who's gonna take that big prize
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on the road to extreme
mini golf superstardom?
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Nothing quite prepares you
for that kind of fame.
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I'm sure there was
some successful comedian
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who actually
told you that.
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Oh. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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You're doing
a little joke there, huh?
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Stay in your lane, Joe-Joe.
Let me do the comedy.
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You don't see me doing your job,
acting like a sportscaster.
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That's exactly
what you do.
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Is it?
Yes.
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You want to explain
the rules, then?
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Sure.
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Uh, here's how
tonight works.
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Eight golfers
gonna face off.
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There's gonna be winners,
naturally.
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They're gonna
compete again,
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and that's called round 2.
Oh.
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Then they'll play
a sudden-death match.
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Oh, really?
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Um, nope.
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Meant to say, "Then they get
a spot in the final."
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That's the last show.
That's what final means.
Uh-huh.
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That's when the champion
will have a chance
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to putt for
the big money --
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$250,000.
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Yeah, so, we should probably
stay in our lanes, shall we?
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[ Mumbles mockingly ]
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With our golfers primed
and ready to do battle...
Whoo! Yeah!
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...it's time
for The Fishing Hole,
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sponsored by
takemefishing.org.
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How do I look, guys?
How do I look?
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I look good?
I look good?
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Just fishing for compliments,
and so...
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Speaking of fishing,
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our golfers need
to putt across the bridge
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and then take on the biggest
fish in the universe.
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If they get knocked into
the water,
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it's a stroke penalty.
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And they said getting famous
would make my head big.
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Do you like fishing
and boating, Joe?
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Yeah, love it.
Yes, absolutely.
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Okay. And you know about
takemefishing.org, right?
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Yeah.
Great beginner resource
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for anyone looking into
getting into recreational
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fishing and boating.
It's a wonderful resource, Rob.
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Alright. I did give them
your phone number,
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so stand by for that.
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[ Record scratch ]
My phone number?
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Best phone number take
I've ever seen in my life.
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[ Laughs ]
Best --
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Somebody, start writing
your acceptance speech.
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That was truly...
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That was one
of those "What!" moments.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Time to head down
onto the course
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and kick off
round 1 action.
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[ Both cheering ]
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Our first match-up here --
Abai Dunbar from Florida
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up against Alexandria Bare
from North Carolina.
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You going in the water.
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You're going
in the water.
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Hi, everybody.
My name is Abai Dunbar.
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I am from Miami, Florida,
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and I am an independent film
and TV director.
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I got you.
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All my friends call me
"Abai Beast" because
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when I step out on the course,
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something turns on inside of me.
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I can go from extremely calm
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to just "Aaah!"
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Releasing the beast
in a split second.
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Being a filmmaker helps me out
in putting
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because I have this ability
to know the distance
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from me to a certain object.
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Whoo!
I'm a beast in life,
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I'm a beast at my job,
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and I'm a beast on the course.
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The beast is coming out.
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[ Roars ]
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Hey, y'all,
I'm Alexandria Bare,
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and I'm a professional golfer
from Salisbury, North Carolina.
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I had a record amount
of birdies in college.
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My last name is Bare, so that's
why I'm known as "Birdie Bare."
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[ Ting! ]
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My short game is top-notch.
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Number one.
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I've been playing
professional golf
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for about a year now,
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and I have not had my first win.
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I've had multiple runner-ups,
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and I'm here on "Holey Moley"
to get that win.
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Whoo!
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Birdie!
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You are so good.
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Tessitore:
Alexandria Bare.
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She has
a 75-foot tee shot.
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Riggle: Nice.
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Ooh.
Caught something, Joe.
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Let's see what it does here
on the return.
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Oh, that --
she has a great position.
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Absolutely great position.
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Looking good.
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Water cannons are on.
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Oh, no!
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Alexandria is a professional
golfer who played at Duke
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on a full scholarship.
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In -- In and out
over here.
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Now, I don't know
how well she'll fare
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at dodging jumping fish.
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Aah!
Ooh, ooh, ooh -- Oh.
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What was that?
What was that?
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She just almost passively
fell into the water.
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She just walked off
the plank.
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You've got to be willing to
stand up to that water cannon.
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Accept that you're
gonna get wet.
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Yes.
Stand your ground.
Stay the course.
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I mean, right now,
if Stretch was to take
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that garden hose over there
and just blast you...
Yeah.
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...right in the face,
you'd still broadcast.
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Stretch?
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No, he doesn't have
to do it.
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We don't have to demo.
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We'll just take my word
for it.
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I would stay the course.
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I know you would.
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Put the hose down.
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Put the hose down.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Now up is Abai Dunbar.
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I got this.
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This guy can go
from being extremely calm
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to releasing the beast.
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Oh, no!
Oh, boy, that looked like
it was gonna be
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a good tee shot,
and then it hit the bank.
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I mean, he's still got
a clean look at it,
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but you can see
how much further away he is
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than Alexandria's position
on the green.
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Uh-oh.
What?
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I'm hearing word now that
Abai can't swim.
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We have lifeguards
standing by
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to help him out
if he does go in.
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Understood, but the fear factor
just went way through the roof.
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I'm a little worried
about him.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Crowd groans ]
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No! No!
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And...he does go in.
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And they will get to him
right away.
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That was a nice move
right there.
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Lifeguard chain of life.
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Yeah, chain of life
from the lifeguard.
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A lot of times, they don't break
out the chain of life.
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No.
Is that what it's called?
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Yes.
Well, I just dubbed it that.
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Trademark,
copyright Rob Riggle.
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But yes.
Chain of life.
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Alexandria:
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
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Alright. Putting here to try
to get to round 2 now.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Alexandria and Abai.
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Abai: Oh, I got this,
I got this.
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You got this one.
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You see him walking off
the putt.
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Count his steps.
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I thought it was
a sobriety test.
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[ Laughs ]
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Alright.
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Both of our competitors
sit 2.
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Abai is away.
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Abai runs it past.
Oh.
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Well past.
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Too far.
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Maybe it was
a sobriety test.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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That means Alexandria
is putting for the win
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here on Fishing Hole.
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Pretty birdie,
pretty birdie.
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Getting herself mentally set
for victory.
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Oh!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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For the win,
and she does it.
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Alexandria "Birdie Bare."
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Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Hear that birdie? That's me.
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So she stakes her claim
on the leaderboard,
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and she's moving on
to round 2.
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Birdie Bare,
number one!
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Whoo! [ Laughs ]
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[ Cackling ]
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Let's head over to our next
epic round 1 hole.
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Here's Jeannie Mai.
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You know your kid's volcano
science experiment?
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This hole is gonna be
nothing like that.
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It's Polecano.
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Golfers putt up
the side of the volcano,
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hoping to sink in
that special channel
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which redirects their ball
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to the best position on
the green.
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Then they'll zip-line
across the water.
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If they fall
into the water,
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it will land them
with a penalty stroke.
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-Let's do this.
-Are you nervous?
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Not as nervous as you.
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Nah, nah.
Good game.
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Tessitore:
Another round 1 battle,
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and it's between 39-year-old
golf facility manager
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Will Keys up against
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Ashley Dutka
from California.
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My name is Ashley Dutka,
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and I'm a street artist
from East Los Angeles,
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and I'm known as the "Spray
Paint Assassin" in mini golf.
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I got into mini golf
when I was younger,
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and I'm a pretty good putter.
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When I spray paint,
I use my fingers for can control
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to get those little details,
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and I'm going to use
that same precision
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to get that ball
inside the hole.
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Mini golf, I love it.
257
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To my competition,
I just want to say watch out.
258
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,721
I'm here to paint you
out of the picture.
259
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,932
What's up, guys?
I'm "Chill" Will Keys
260
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,392
from Memphis, Tennessee.
261
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,187
I got ice water
in my veins, baby.
262
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,482
I manage the golf course
where I hit my first golf ball.
263
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,235
Golf is life. That's the only
thing I have a passion for.
264
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,903
Putting is the best part
of my game.
265
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,489
I'm here to run this just like
I run my home course.
266
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I am Chill Will.
267
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,450
No matter how much pressure,
268
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,743
I keep it chill.
269
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,620
[ Laughs ]
270
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,621
[ Cheers and applause ]
271
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,123
Let's do it.
272
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,958
Tessitore: Chill Will
getting ready to putt here.
273
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,251
Alright.
Riggle: Chill Will --
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00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,795
dynamite nickname.
275
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,965
Alright.
And make this easy
on yourself, Chill Will.
276
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,593
Alright. Here we go.
277
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,388
As it comes down
between the lava rocks...
278
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,597
[ Crowd groans ]
279
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,099
Did Chill Will
just go in the sand?
280
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,642
Chill Will just went
into the sand,
281
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,478
which is the worst position
to putt from.
282
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,646
He was super chill
about it.
283
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,772
Well, he's Chill Will.
284
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,483
[ Cackling ]
285
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,652
He's about to be even
more chill if he goes
286
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,988
in that water, am I right?
Let's do it.
287
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,489
Let's see
what Will can do here.
288
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,491
I don't know.
I think he makes it.
289
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,661
5'10", 200 pounds,
plays a lot of golf.
290
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,996
You know, you haven't said
anything
291
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,330
that makes me feel like
I'm right.
292
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,498
What would you want me
to say,
293
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,834
that he, uh,
has a vice grip of a hug?
294
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,420
That's good.
That his chest
295
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,338
naturally produces
a sticky substance?
296
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,132
Yes.
Now I'll take the action.
297
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,592
Okay.
Are we gonna bet on this?
298
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,801
Nope.
299
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,181
Here he goes.
300
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,349
Chill Will
versus the pole.
301
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,642
[ Crowd groans ]
302
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,187
Ooh! Ooh!
303
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,522
The things we do
to these poor people.
304
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,691
What's going on with Polecano
this year?
305
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,153
What is going on?
Yeah, Polecano is just
all over the place.
306
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,406
This season, we see
our contestants either
landing it with ease
307
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,241
or going into
that water hard.
308
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,660
Should be called
erectile dysfunction.
309
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,703
The P--
310
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,040
Oh, "eruptile" dysfunction.
311
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,375
[ Laughs ]
312
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,670
Alright.
And now Ashley Dutka.
313
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,464
That's definitely
a pantsuit
314
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,341
of an extreme mini golfer.
315
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,510
Ashley is a 29-year-old
street artist.
316
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,555
Does she get paid for it,
or does she just go around
317
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,973
with a bunch of spray cans?
You know,
318
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,850
sometimes in life, Rob,
it doesn't matter
319
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,560
if there is
a financial reward.
320
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,395
Miss Graffiti.
I got it.
321
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,605
Thank you.
322
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,565
Ashley lining it up.
323
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,108
Wants to get it
through that opening
324
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,862
at the top
for the best tee shot.
325
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,405
She's in the bounce-around.
326
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,740
Ashley: Ahh!
327
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,701
[ Crowd groans ]
328
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,911
Oh!
She went in the sand, as well.
329
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,247
No.
So both of our golfers
330
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,208
are gonna have
real issues on the green.
331
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,376
[ Cackling ]
332
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,044
Ashley's ball came out
into the sand
333
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,837
right next to Will's.
334
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,383
Now let's see if Ashley
can stay on the pole.
335
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,676
Those are the eyes
of someone
336
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,552
who is not embracing
this moment.
337
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,720
That's panic, Joe.
338
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,222
That's just
straight panic.
339
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,682
If she can stick this,
though,
340
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,685
she'll have
the stroke advantage.
341
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,061
Here she goes.
342
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,729
Polecano,
does it get the best of her?
343
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,772
Oh!
344
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,482
Oh!
No!
345
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,276
No.
Oh, boy.
346
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,610
Oh, she won't let go.
347
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,611
Here it comes.
348
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,071
It goes even faster.
349
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,447
[ Crowd groans ]
350
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,824
Oh! Oh!
351
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,451
Wow.
Oh, the small of the back.
352
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,328
Joe, did she come up?
Did she surface?
353
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,122
[ Crowd cheering ]
354
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,499
She's up.
She's doggy paddling.
355
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,794
Oh, the replay.
356
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,754
Watch how the body
reacts here.
357
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,922
Oh.
358
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,924
Ohh, my back hurts, Joe.
Aw.
359
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,968
That was savage.
That was savage.
360
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,305
That is a chiro appointment
waiting to happen.
361
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,932
Can I just say if she had
more back strength,
362
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,560
she could have stuck it?
363
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,437
What? She could have
stuck that landing
364
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,355
if she had
better back strength?
365
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,982
Yeah, and I think she's gonna
get a lot of mileage out of it.
366
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,192
She'll be telling this story
for the next 20 years.
367
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,986
Whew!
We will have
368
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,530
this thrilling
Polecano conclusion
369
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,866
when we return
after this short break.
370
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,325
Don't go anywhere,
folks.
371
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,827
-Hey.
-Huh?
372
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,662
I just realized the best thing
about "Holey Moley."
373
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,456
What's that?
The commercials!
374
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,167
[ Both laugh ]
375
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,093
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
376
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,303
Will: Let's do it,
let's do it!
377
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,638
While you were away,
Chill Will
378
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,808
and Ashley Dutka
jumped out of the water...
379
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,519
I'm gonna win!
Yeah!
380
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,314
...and moved over to the sand,
where they continued
381
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:19,025
to putt it out on Polecano.
382
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,736
Ashley had a bit too much pepper
in the gumbo...
383
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,529
Oh, my...
384
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,240
...while Will had a beautiful
exit from the bunker.
385
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,366
[ Crowd groans ]
386
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,035
I'll take it.
Let's do it.
387
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,371
Then for her fourth stroke,
Ashley missed the bank,
388
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,707
went over the ridge,
and ran well past the cup...
389
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,167
Oh, my goodness.
390
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,420
...leaving Chill Will
with only one thing to do.
391
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,548
That was awesome!
392
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,051
Good game, Ashley.
Good game.
393
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,053
Tessitore: Shake off the nerves,
get through it,
394
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,889
conquer Polecano,
and we will see Will Keys
395
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,808
in the second round
of Holey Moley.
396
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,851
Thank you!
397
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,229
Riggle: Hey, Joe, something's
happening at Polecano.
398
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231
Isn't that
Course Marshal Joe?
399
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,565
What's he doing?
400
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,943
Oh, I think he's just
playing with himself.
401
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,444
Ah.
Well, that makes sense.
402
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,447
Well, I think, clearly,
we need to move on.
403
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,617
[ Cheers and applause ]
404
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,703
Hey, for our next hole, we got
a tried-and-true fan favorite.
405
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,913
And speaking
of fan favorites,
406
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,373
how about
the Super Bowl champion,
407
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,708
the All Pro
from the Kansas City Chiefs,
408
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,585
big 87, Travis Kelce?
Glad to have you with us.
409
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,920
Fellas, it is
an absolute pleasure.
410
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,755
Hey!
Oh, this is great.
411
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,008
Am I crazy or did someone just
drop a handsome grenade in here?
412
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,385
Look at that.
Oh-oh!
413
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,886
Honestly, the screen's
gonna bust
414
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,012
from that much handsome
on it.
415
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,722
Oh.
Welcome to "Holey Moley."
416
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,266
What an introduction.
Thanks, guys.
417
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,725
I'm just here
for a little violence.
418
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,060
Oh, we got that for you.
419
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,436
We also have a signature hole
coming up.
420
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,729
It's The Distractor.
421
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,606
What's lurking
behind the wall?
422
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,775
It's a distraction
that's gonna try to throw off
423
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,277
our golfers
from their game.
424
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,405
Will our golfers be able
to power through this putt,
425
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,448
or will The Distractor
get the best of them?
426
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,409
Oh, I tell you,
I used to have teachers.
427
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,619
They would always say
that I was easily distracted.
428
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,329
Well...
Or maybe it was
something else.
429
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,082
I don't know.
I wasn't paying attention.
But that's --
430
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,959
Yeah.
431
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,087
Whoo!
Here come our next
round 1 contestants.
432
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,299
It's 41-year-old
college counselor Matthew Cullen
433
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,343
up against Obie O'Brien
from Southern California.
434
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,430
Whoo!
What's up, guys? It's Obie.
435
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,265
I'm a 35-year-old
stand-up comedian
436
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,766
from Dana Point,
California.
437
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,934
Holey Moley, baby!
438
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,311
Why did the golfer lose
439
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,146
on the second-to-last hole?
440
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,690
Because he didn't have enough
balls to finish what he started.
441
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,858
Whoo!
442
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,443
I am obsessed with mini golf.
443
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,653
I play 365 days a year.
444
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,822
That's why I'm here.
Yeah, baby!
445
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,491
What time do most golfers
like to get off work?
446
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,701
Fore!
[4:00]
447
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,369
[ Laughter ]
448
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,497
I'm Matthew Cullen,
and I'm the Holey Moley legacy.
449
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,625
I've been miniature golfing
since the age of 5.
450
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,251
Miniature golf
is in my blood.
451
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,503
Both my brother and my mother
were on season one,
452
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,089
and they both won,
so I'm here on "Holey Moley"
453
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,466
to prove to my family,
454
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,593
out of all the Cullens,
I'm the best.
455
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,136
That's right. That's me.
456
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,139
I just want to let
you guys know,
457
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,474
I'm having a blast right now.
458
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,767
We got people
to make fun of.
459
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,018
That's what
we got to do.
460
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,853
How you like Cullen's
outfit here?
461
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,563
I'm still trying
to piece it together.
462
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,691
That shirt is a distractor.
It's like half Rubik's Cube,
463
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,069
half math problem,
half crossword.
464
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,488
Now, that's three halves.
See how confused I am?
465
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,864
[ Laughs ]
466
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,532
Alright. Let's see
what the distraction is.
467
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,701
Alright. What's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be?
468
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,536
Here it is.
What do we got here, Riggle?
469
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,413
What's the distraction?
Oh, what do we got?
470
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,749
What do we got?
Oh!
471
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:26,671
♪♪
472
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,798
Some hockey guys?
473
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,509
Matthew: Here we go!
Yeah! Yay!
474
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,345
Whoo!
Guys playing hockey,
no problem!
475
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,181
Riggle: Oh!
Tessitore: Full-on hockey game
gonna be played?
476
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,350
The violence
is about to start.
477
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,727
Let's have a good, clean game
here, alright?
478
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,521
Man: Put it in the net,
put it in the net!
479
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,856
Alright, so now, in the middle
of all of this,
480
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,900
Matthew Cullen
is gonna have to putt.
481
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,111
You see the hole
illuminated there.
482
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,197
It's a 12-foot putt
on this ice surface.
483
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,782
[ Hockey players shouting ]
484
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,451
Worst distraction when you're up
at the line of scrimmage
485
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,911
just before the snap,
what is it?
486
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,205
Just common conversation
from the opponent.
487
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,124
Like a, "Hey, Travis, how have
you been? How's the family?"
488
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,251
I'm just sitting here like,
"What? Hut, hut, hike?"
489
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,211
Yeah.
Just, "Uh...uh...
490
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,590
Where -- Pat."
491
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,259
Riggle: Oh, wait a minute.
What's going on here?
492
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,760
Oh, no,
they're not gonna throw down.
493
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,095
[ All shouting ]
494
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,221
Whoo!
495
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,889
[ Indistinct shouting ]
496
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:19,932
Oh, he's in a headlock.
Oh, we're gettin' some!
497
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,183
This is one-on-one.
498
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,227
This is good stuff.
499
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,229
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
500
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,440
Finish him!
[ Distorted ] Finish him!
501
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,941
Is that blood?
502
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,276
They're saying there's
blood on the ice.
503
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,111
There's blood
on the ice.
504
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,613
Oh, my gosh.
505
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,615
Tessitore: They got to putt
over the blood now.
506
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,325
Matthew:
Okay, hole-in-one, baby.
507
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,994
First putt
for Matthew Cullen.
508
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:44,123
♪♪
509
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,124
Get it the hole!
510
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,959
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
511
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,253
And he misses.
Have you ever seen a sport
512
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,797
with a better upgrade than what
we've done to the game of golf?
513
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,924
This is what
the PGA Tour needs.
514
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,635
Come on, this is it.
This is it.
515
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,094
Man: You're out, you're done.
This is it. I can feel it.
516
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,639
Obie O'Brien now,
while the fight continues.
517
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,725
Obie's got the old leather
jacket/shorts combo going.
518
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,311
He looks like every
pot dealer from 1994.
519
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,855
[ Laughter ]
520
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,024
♪♪
521
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,526
[ Cheers and applause ]
522
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,819
Obie: Come on!
523
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,154
Yeah!
[ Whistle blows ]
524
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,615
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
525
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,285
Look at this. You make a putt,
no one's fighting anymore.
526
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,830
Obie O'Brien a round 1 winner
on The Distractor
527
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,667
while a hockey fight
is going on.
528
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,294
Extreme mini golf,
a true blood sport.
529
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,796
I mean, that's gonna boost
your ratings.
530
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,090
Yes.
So Matthew Cullen defeated.
531
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,676
Now, remember,
Dianne won on this show,
532
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,302
his brother Mick
won on this show,
533
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,263
and here he is ousted
in round number 1.
534
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,182
It's tough. It's gonna make
for a hard Thanksgiving,
535
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,142
to be honest.
Oh, that's a tough holiday.
536
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,019
I actually feel bad
for Matthew.
537
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,689
Reaching for the turkey
as Mick says,
538
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,856
"Turkey's for closers.
539
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,191
You don't win
on 'Holey Moley,'
540
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,567
you don't eat any turkey.
Right, Mom?"
541
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,652
"You got that right."
542
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,028
[ Laughs ]
543
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,405
No gravy for you,
Matthew.
544
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,906
No gravy.
545
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,533
Man, it was great to have
you here on "Holey Moley"
546
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,034
and call The Distractor,
Travis.
547
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,744
How about that?
That was fun. That was fun.
548
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,204
Mind if I do one of these
for my boy?
549
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580
Let's do it.
550
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,167
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
551
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,502
[ Laughs ]
There we go.
552
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,670
Got to have a variety.
553
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,171
And when I said
for my son,
554
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,631
I meant just for me.
That's right, yeah.
555
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,007
[ Laughs ]
556
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,009
We got more "Holey Moley"
set to come your way.
557
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,678
Don't go anywhere, folks.
558
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,475
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
559
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,978
as round 1 action
continues.
560
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,479
It is a great night
of mini golf.
561
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,522
Oh, yeah.
562
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,399
Church.
Huh?
563
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,775
He's not down
with church.
564
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,694
What's church?
Is that street talk?
565
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,779
I know that.
[ Laughs ]
566
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,781
I know it.
Church -- Church it.
567
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,742
[ Laughs ]
568
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,951
Church finishes some--
569
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,036
It's only used at the end.
Yeah.
570
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,247
It's an exclamation
of confirmation.
571
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,540
I know.
Yeah.
572
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,459
What, you -- you think
I don't know?
573
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,877
[ Laughs ]
574
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,588
Pbht! Church.
575
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,048
[ Ricochet ]
576
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,925
Alright, everybody,
it is time to move on
577
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,220
to a "Holey Moley" classic --
Hole Number Two.
578
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930
Church.
579
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,017
Where our next golfers
have just arrived.
580
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,435
Real intriguing
match-up here.
581
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,897
33-year-old pro golfer
and chef Francis Biondi
582
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,941
up against 42-year-old mother
and fitness fanatic
583
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,818
Lisa Conley.
584
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,612
Hello, everybody,
I'm Lisa Conley.
585
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,782
I'm from Armstrong, Illinois,
and I'm a stay-at-home mom.
586
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,617
Being a mom is amazing.
587
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,952
I have four kids, and I
have coached them in basketball
588
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,329
throughout their lives.
589
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,664
I can relate a lot
of basketball skills
590
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,124
to my putting skills.
591
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,293
It takes a lot of focus
and determination
592
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,753
and a steady hand.
593
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,087
Whoo!
594
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,256
I'm on "Holey Moley"
to show my kids
595
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,926
that we could do anything
that we put our minds to.
596
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,011
So, Conley kids,
I'm doing this for you.
597
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,473
Hey, y'all.
I'm Francis Biondi.
598
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,141
I'm known as "The Golfing Chef."
599
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,101
Today's special --
a hole-in-one.
600
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,770
Come on, let's go.
601
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,313
I'm a professional golfer.
602
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,524
I placed top five recently
in a big event.
603
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,109
Let's chop it up.
I could go pro in mini golf.
604
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,444
Where do I sign up?
605
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,862
Not only am I
a professional golfer,
606
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,447
but I'm also
a professional chef.
607
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,865
It's time to
turn on the grill
608
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,868
and heat up
this competition.
609
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,121
Francis is a pro golfer
and a chef.
610
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,331
That's what I want to be.
611
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,833
You want to be
a pro golfer, I know.
612
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,125
You really
want to be a chef?
613
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,961
I didn't even know
you were a good cook.
614
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,420
I'm not. I'm terrible,
but that's what I want to be.
615
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,297
You're not gonna end up
being a chef.
616
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,216
You can barely
boil water.
617
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,345
Francis is first
to the tee.
618
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,139
Needs to get the ball
across that narrow path
619
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,850
over to the green.
620
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,184
♪♪
621
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,730
Well, it kicks off that
last porta potty.
622
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,524
That's a tough break.
623
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,318
And he'll be putting
from the drop zone.
624
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,655
Well, I'm glad he can, uh, cook
'cause he can't putt.
625
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:47,366
[ Laughs ]
626
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,327
Francis Biondi needs to get past
these porta potty doors
627
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:54,206
and stay dry to avoid
a stroke penalty.
628
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,541
[ Buzzer ]
629
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,835
Francis --
Francis is cooking.
630
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,670
[ Crowd groans ]
631
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,506
Almost had it.
632
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,883
Why would you say
to yourself,
633
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,801
"Middle of the night,
freezing cold water,
634
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,678
while I'm trying to win
a mini golf tournament,
635
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,722
I want that to happen
to me"?
636
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,974
It's hard to understand
the American psyche.
637
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,350
Other than
they're just competitors.
638
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,810
They love competition.
639
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,479
Those losers.
640
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,190
Here's the extremely
athletic Lisa Conley.
641
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,067
Plays golf weekly.
642
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,236
What can she do here?
643
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,910
What is that? Did she just hit
the first porta potty?
644
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,786
That's arguably
the worst tee shot
645
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,955
in the history
of Hole Number Two.
646
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,415
Alright, hold on.
I got to write this down.
647
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,709
I got to remember
the time and the date,
648
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,544
'cause that was
the worst ever.
649
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,922
Ever. Terrible.
650
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,715
Okay, well, let's see
if she can get across
651
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,593
to the green
better than her ball.
652
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,094
[ Buzzer ]
653
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,055
Well, that's a bit
of a shuffle.
654
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,182
[ Crowd groans ]
655
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,684
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a panic there.
656
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,020
She was actually moving faster
when she was in the water...
Yes.
657
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,730
...than when
she was out of the water.
658
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,773
Alright,
here comes the replay.
659
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,816
[ Crowd groans in slow-motion ]
660
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,485
It's almost like
when the Terminator
661
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,903
goes into the hot magma.
662
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,446
Yes.
663
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,448
[ Exhales sharply ]
Francis Biondi
664
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,325
from the drop zone.
665
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,952
Don't be fooled, folks.
666
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,453
This is a tricky putt.
667
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,666
♪♪
668
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,960
Off the ramp.
669
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,419
Catches that last ramp.
670
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,588
off the wall.
671
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,757
And then settles in.
Pretty good.
672
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,051
Now an opportunity
for Lisa Conley,
673
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,887
who had what we feel is
the worst tee shot
674
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,263
in Hole Number Two history.
675
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:36,100
Oh, terrible turned up to 11,
Joe.
676
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,310
Let's hope she has more luck
with this second,
677
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,187
more difficult putt.
678
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,275
Off the first ramp,
wraps around.
679
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,320
She'll grab
that second ramp.
680
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,030
Really nice putt.
681
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,490
Oh.
682
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,367
She'll get some relief
against that wall.
683
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,702
-Alright.
-You got it.
684
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,036
This is a great example
685
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,164
of how, on this course,
anything can happen.
686
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,959
Lisa Conley,
42-year-old mom,
687
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,836
can she do it?
688
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,298
Wow! Nice work, Lisa.
689
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,134
She has redeemed herself
690
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,970
and she will card a 4.
691
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:16,265
Francis Biondi will be putting
to force a putt-off.
692
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,683
Can I touch the ball
and line it up?
693
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,979
♪♪
694
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,355
Okay.
695
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,732
You're not allowed
to touch the balls
696
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,984
here at Holey Moley.
That's what he said.
697
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,360
No touchy-touchy.
698
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,570
Can't touch my ball.
699
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,238
He said, "No touchy-touchy."
Yeah.
700
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,656
"Can't touch my ball."
That's our policy.
701
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,200
You can read it
in all our paperwork.
702
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,827
Very specific.
No touchy-touchy.
703
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:37,995
Touchy-hyphen-touchy.
704
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,788
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
705
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:43,667
Well,
it's up to Francis now.
706
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,336
He needs this
to force a putt-off.
707
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,673
[ Crowd groans ]
708
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,633
Oh, lips out!
709
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:55,012
Lisa Conley is
on to round number 2,
710
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,222
and she makes up
for the worst putt
711
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,350
in Hole Number Two history
here on "Holey Moley."
712
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,063
And now Rob Riggle's attempt
713
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,023
to recruit Miss Piggy
714
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,649
to save "Holey Moley."
715
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,529
Miss Piggy.
Mm.
716
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,281
Thank you so much
for meeting me.
717
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,532
Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
718
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:18,535
By the way,
you, uh, look divine.
719
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,287
Yeah.
720
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,580
Let's keep it business,
Riggle.
721
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,082
Tell me about
this big finale number.
722
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,709
Okay, fair enough.
Picture this --
723
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,211
The most epic Distractor
724
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,545
"Holey Moley"'s ever seen.
Mm.
725
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,214
It's gonna be big.
It's gonna be shiny.
726
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,382
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Lights, backdrops,
727
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,510
and an epic song
728
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,220
to close out the season.
729
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,097
And what's wardrobe
for this?
730
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:41,517
Um, I don't know, a dress?
I don't know.
731
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:44,853
So, for the song, I was --
Isn't a dress
a little basic?
732
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,146
So obvious.
733
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,773
Ooh,
what about a jumpsuit
734
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:51,110
or -- or something
with too many zippers, hmm?
735
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,736
Well, sure.
Why not?
736
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,072
I mean, with that figure,
you can pull off anything.
737
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,907
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Now, like I was saying
about the song --
738
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,450
And what about my jewelry
for this?
739
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:02,287
I was thinking simple silver
filigree drop earrings,
740
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,457
a pearl choker, maybe
a diamond-studded bracelet.
741
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,584
Definitely a necklace.
Ooh, ooh, and bangles.
742
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,421
I just love bangles.
Don't you just love bangles?
743
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,048
And then,
of course, a tiara.
744
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,551
Another one of these.
Something that says "queen"
745
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,136
more than "princess," obviously.
It's gonna be a long night.
746
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,596
And I don't know,
maybe a belly button ring.
747
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,931
I might be feeling it.
748
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,312
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
749
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,981
It is our first
sudden-death round 2 match-up
750
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,483
on an absolute
fan favorite...
751
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,651
[ Pecking wood ]
752
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,652
...The Pecker.
753
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,529
Whoo!
Yeah!
754
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,656
Riggle: Uh-oh,
here we go, Joe.
755
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,867
Tessitore: Lisa Conley
is 42 years old.
756
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,451
She's from Illinois.
757
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,829
She is looking to get herself
to the final round,
758
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:47,833
but to do so, she has
to get past Obie O'Brien.
759
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,835
Okay, well...
760
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,296
Come on, CrossFit.
761
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:54,256
Tessitore:
Lisa Conley's tee shot.
762
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,134
Hoping to grab that channel
for a potential hole-in-one
763
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,011
down to the green below.
764
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:05,017
Oh! She did not make it
into the preferred channel.
765
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:10,355
However, I have seen people get
really close to the hole, Joe.
766
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,481
This is good.
767
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,900
Oh, get a little kiss.
768
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,318
This is the kick she needs.
There it is.
769
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,402
That's what she needed.
There it is.
770
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,237
Watch this.
There it is.
771
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,656
Oh, wow,
that was fantastic.
772
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,366
How impressive
was that?
773
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,912
Damn it.
That's good ball placement.
774
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:28,373
Less than a foot.
That's almost a tap in, Joe.
775
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,500
What?!
776
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,671
Lisa Conley has to launch
from atop the tree stump,
777
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,132
grab the plume --
the feather
778
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,302
at the end
of The Pecker's head.
779
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,512
Come on, CrossFit.
Come on, CrossFit!
780
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,222
She coaches basketball,
781
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,016
so I think the timing
on the jumping should --
782
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,810
Aah!
Oh!
783
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,395
Maybe not.
784
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,730
That was so graceful.
785
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,232
Wow,
that didn't pan out.
786
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,401
You're thinking,
she's involved in athletics,
787
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,736
coaches basketball,
788
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,696
takes great pride
in her athleticism.
789
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,239
And then you see
what happened,
790
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,742
and it just doesn't
really marry up.
791
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,747
And if you think that jump
was unproductive,
792
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,958
well, wait till you see
Obie O'Brien.
793
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,417
[ Chuckles ] You don't think
he's got what it takes, Joe?
794
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,835
Not at all.
Already, you don't.
795
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,964
Nope. Wardrobe tells you that
right away.
796
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,885
Grabs the channel.
Alright.
797
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,554
He got in the right shoot,
I can tell you that much.
798
00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:27,224
Slowly making
its way down.
799
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,892
He's gonna be
in good shape.
800
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,352
Obie O'Brien.
801
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,062
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe.
802
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,146
[ Crowd "Oh"s ]
803
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,606
Oh! Oh!
804
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,650
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
805
00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,819
It's in the hole!
A hole-in-one!
806
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,404
Unbelievable!
807
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:44,116
Hole-in-one, baby!
Whoo!
808
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,619
Oh, my gosh, there will be
no Pecker riding tonight.
809
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,079
[ Laughs ]
810
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:52,165
Yeah! Whoo!
811
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,583
Well done, Obie.
Whoo!
812
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,461
Wardrobe deficiency
greatly overcome.
813
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,921
Let's take another look,
Joe,
814
00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,423
'cause I want to see this
one more time.
815
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:00,924
This is our first
hole-in-one on The Pecker.
816
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:03,969
It is an ace
for Obie O'Brien,
817
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,804
and victory is his.
818
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,307
Doesn't have to ride
The Pecker tonight.
819
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,767
And now he's
gonna be playing
820
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,645
for The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.
821
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,605
Can I still jump the bird?
822
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,233
Why not?
Enjoy The Pecker.
823
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,987
Oh! Oh!
824
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,196
[ Crowd groans ]
825
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,614
It was fun
while it lasted.
826
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,367
It was fun.
827
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,662
I think I broke my eggs
on that one.
828
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,331
And now Rob Riggle's attempt
829
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,834
to continue
to recruit Miss Piggy
830
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,294
to save "Holey Moley."
831
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:39,796
Uncle Deadly: Mm-hmm.
832
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,798
Yes, this one's nice.
833
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,341
Tangerine.
834
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:46,803
It brings out the pulp
in your cheeks. [ Chuckles ]
835
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,932
Mm. Listen, darling.
You've been so busy as of late.
836
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,101
Perhaps an understudy
for this performance?
837
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,811
What, are you kidding me?
Who put you up to this?
838
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,271
That Riggle guy?
Yes.
839
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,522
This is ridiculous.
840
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,524
Who would possibly
have the guts
841
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,818
to try and step
into my shoes?
842
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,361
Hi!
[ Gasps ] Who was that?
843
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,697
Oh! Jeannie Mai.
844
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,199
Who?
My, oh, my.
845
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,367
What a surprise,
Jeannie Mai.
846
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:13,038
Oh! Miss Piggy, it's such
an honor to finally meet you.
847
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,248
I'm sorry, but I'm not
receiving visitors
848
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,042
in my dressing room
at this time.
849
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,336
Oh, but this is
a green room.
850
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:21,171
Oh, right.
851
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,507
Well, I will be
in my big trailer, then.
852
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,218
Yes, my very spacious trailer,
where I'll be rehearsing
853
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,844
for my big number
that I'll be performing.
854
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:28,845
That's where I'll be.
855
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,014
Rehearsing with me.
856
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:34,017
So nice to meet you...
857
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,018
Jeannie Mai.
858
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,730
Jeannie Mai.
859
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,232
Okay.
860
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,733
Bye.
Okay.
861
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,110
Okay.
862
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,862
Oh, my God!
She said my name.
863
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,407
Might I advise
using an alias?
864
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:55,413
♪♪
865
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,503
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
866
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,380
Okay, we are ready to go.
It's our final
867
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,715
round 2 match-up, folks,
868
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,717
as we say hello again
to Chill Will,
869
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,927
who won on Polecano,
870
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,512
and Alexandria Bare,
871
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,556
who took out
The Fishing Hole.
872
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,058
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
873
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,060
Tessitore:
Now they square off,
874
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,062
and they are posing
on the red carpet
875
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,981
at Holeywood.
876
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:23,900
No autographs, no autographs,
just photos only.
877
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:27,279
The glitz and glamour
of Holeywood.
878
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,573
Love you guys!
Thank you!
879
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,949
Whoo!
880
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,326
Let's do it.
881
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:36,788
That red carpet accelerator
awaits Will.
882
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,832
The further you go,
if you can land
883
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,250
on one of the stars,
884
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,295
the better
your tee shot position is.
885
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,796
Go in the water
on Holeywood
886
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,465
and you're from
the Rob Riggle drop zone.
887
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,886
The Rob Riggle drop zone
five diamond pedestal.
888
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,929
There's only one like it
in the entire world.
889
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,266
Alright.
[ Air horn blows ]
890
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,309
Here we go!
891
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,768
Will,
what do you have here?
892
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,270
How far can you go?
893
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,813
He launched --
894
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,690
Oh, no.
Bounces off Sir Goph
895
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:07,527
and clings onto
Jeannie Mai's star.
896
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,321
At what point does he regret
his decision
897
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,447
to come on "Holey Moley"?
898
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,616
Uh, right now,
obviously.
899
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,826
[ Air horn blows ]
He's in
too much of the water
900
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,162
and he's
from the drop zone.
901
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,788
On the replay...
902
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,665
He went to jump,
903
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,667
and just his feet
gave out off the end
904
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,294
of the red carpet.
905
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,630
Yikes.
906
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:29,090
Hey! Say ho, say hey!
907
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,842
Oh, she's working 'em up.
908
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,844
Working up
the gallery here.
909
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,306
She knows how to get
the paparazzi into a frenzy.
910
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,600
I can't hear you.
[ Air horn blows ]
911
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,978
At just 23 years old,
Alexandria.
912
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,313
Oh, gosh, oh, gosh.
913
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:44,356
What is she doing?
914
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,815
Slammo!
915
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:49,402
Oh! She didn't consider
the end of the red carpet.
916
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,904
She never got to jump.
917
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,031
I think she forgot
she was on an accelerator,
918
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,200
'cause she got to the end,
kind of looked over,
919
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,619
like, "Oh, I think
I'll jump on that one."
920
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:01,873
-Alright, baby, let's do it.
-Whoo!
921
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,209
Hey, they're at
the Rob Riggle drop zone.
922
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,961
Very prestigious.
923
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:08,713
If you failed at the task,
924
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,840
then how would
it be prestigious?
925
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,677
I'm just telling you, Joe,
it's on the pedestal.
926
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,470
Let's make
a hole-in-one.
927
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:19,182
Will Keys,
his tee shot.
928
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,183
Do it, do it!
929
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,351
From the drop zone,
930
00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,019
off of the ramp.
931
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,020
Got a shot at it.
932
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,939
Oh.
Runs past.
933
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,607
Oh!
934
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,734
Making me nervous.
935
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,278
Alright.
That was not bad.
936
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:33,405
I'll take it.
Nice.
937
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,073
Will will take that
all day long.
938
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,075
-I'm feeling good.
-Let's kick some butts.
939
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,245
Alexandria stands up
on the Rob Riggle drop zone.
940
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,038
Five diamond.
"Five diamond"?
941
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:43,290
I mean,
what do you think,
942
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,791
it's a Michelin-star restaurant
or...?
943
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,251
Your words, not mine,
but, yes.
944
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,711
Luxury resort?
Yes.
945
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,379
It's a drop zone
that just happens
946
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,588
to have your name
attached to it.
947
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,382
It's pretty prestigious.
948
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,591
[ Laughs ]
949
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,553
Alexandria Bare.
950
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,929
Up and over.
951
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,431
Oh.
Off of a bumper,
952
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,932
towards the pin.
953
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,100
Wow!
954
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,393
Oh, so close.
955
00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,228
Aw!
956
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,272
What a shot.
957
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,108
That ran over the cup.
958
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,610
It did, didn't it?
959
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,988
Both of our competitors
nearly put it in the hole.
960
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,157
Just missed it.
961
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:20,327
Alexandria and Will
will close it out
962
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,954
from those two positions.
963
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,915
Let's do it, baby.
964
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:27,500
Will Keys.
965
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:30,587
This is for a 2.
966
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,882
Really well done
by Will Keys.
967
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,425
That was a pure roll,
968
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,594
never in doubt.
969
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:39,054
Come on, Birdie Bare.
970
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:42,140
Alexandria has
the red carpet perimeter rim
971
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,933
of this island hole
against her.
972
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,477
Alright.
973
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,062
You know, when they opened
the ropes just now,
974
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,147
I thought they were just
making it easier
975
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,817
for her to throw herself
back in the water.
976
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,196
This is gonna be challenging
based on where she is.
977
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,948
She does not have
much room there, Rob.
978
00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:00,992
Very little.
979
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,162
Make some putts,
kick some butts.
980
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,375
Go, go, g--
Oh, no, no.
981
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:09,793
[ Crowd groans ]
982
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:12,128
Yeah, let's go, baby!
983
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:13,630
Chill Will.
Yeah!
984
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,131
How 'bout that?
985
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,967
And it's bye-bye,
Birdie Bare.
986
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,178
Will Keys will be
in the final pairing
987
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,932
and have a chance at The Golden
Putter and the plaid jacket.
988
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,519
Speaking of Holeywood,
do you like being on camera?
989
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,938
Uh, very, very
nuanced question.
990
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,648
It is, but I want you
to give it some thought.
Very nuanced.
991
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,400
Okay. Can I think about it
and get back to you?
992
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,318
Yeah.
Send me an e-mail.
993
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,570
Okay, I thought about it.
No.
994
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,155
Don't go anywhere.
995
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,908
The Holey Moley final round
coming up when we return.
996
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,205
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley"
997
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,040
and the final round.
998
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,376
It is a jacket decider.
Yeah!
999
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:52,669
And you know
what's at stake --
1000
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,003
the plaid jacket,
1001
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,880
The Golden Putter,
and the big chance
1002
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,008
at a quarter million dollars
in the season finale.
1003
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,885
Rob, you excited
for the epic mini golf
1004
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,178
we're about to see here?
1005
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,723
Oh,
this is gonna be fantastic.
1006
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,725
Greatest day of my life.
1007
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,351
And I-I have two kids.
1008
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:11,688
[ Laughs ]
1009
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,107
[ Laughs ]
1010
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:17,694
[ Cheers and applause ]
1011
00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:20,739
It is a big night,
and it'll all be decided
1012
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,115
on our biggest hole --
1013
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,784
Big Foot Wedge.
1014
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,578
Let's do this!
1015
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,371
[ Growls ]
1016
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,415
Tonight's finalists
are ready.
1017
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,876
Big Foot Wedge.
1018
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:36,588
Will Keys, the 39-year-old from
Memphis, Tennessee, Chill Will,
1019
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,174
going up against
Obie O'Brien,
1020
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,760
the 35-year-old
stand-up comedian.
1021
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,013
This is the final pairing
tonight,
1022
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,598
here on Big Foot Wedge.
1023
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,057
Obie: Come on, beat him.
1024
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,643
Obie O'Brien,
his tee shot.
1025
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,773
Here it comes
down the ramp.
1026
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,274
Come on, come on.
1027
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,443
Watch that bumper.
If you hit the bumper,
1028
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,904
you don't have as good
of a chance.
1029
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,405
Takes the bank.
1030
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,032
This could be good.
1031
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,243
Oh!
1032
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,745
Obie O'Brien,
1033
00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:10,747
that retreats
all the way back
1034
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,291
against that green
short wall.
1035
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,127
[ Crowd chanting "Obie" ]
1036
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,964
Obie O'Brien
is on Big Foot's foot.
1037
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,425
Look, he has to swing
and then make it
1038
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,260
onto the giant golf ball.
1039
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,805
If he goes into the pit
or the mat,
1040
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,307
it's a stroke penalty.
1041
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,227
Somehow, this actually
looks like Obie's foot.
1042
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,645
[ Laughs ]
1043
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,688
You think this is what
his foot would look like?
1044
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,315
If he took his socks
and shoe off,
1045
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,276
I'm pretty sure
that's what you would see.
1046
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,153
Here he goes.
1047
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,197
Can he land
on the golf ball?
1048
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,865
[ Crowd groans ]
1049
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:48,326
That was
an awkward dismount.
1050
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,787
Knocked the wind
out of you.
1051
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,539
Wasn't long enough
1052
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,624
and was off-center.
1053
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:59,337
These are the type of details
that athletes at this level
1054
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,464
have to deal with.
1055
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:02,841
Did you say athletes?
1056
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,467
You don't look at
Obie O'Brien
1057
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,845
and it doesn't scream
athlete?
1058
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,599
He screams
athlete's foot.
1059
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,810
[ Laughs ]
1060
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,645
[ Crowd chants "Will" ]
1061
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,981
Will, Will, Will, Will!
1062
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:19,399
Oh!
1063
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,235
Will's working the crowd
into a frenzy.
1064
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:26,030
Hey, you got to be Chill Will
to win when the pressure's on.
1065
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,699
Hole-in-one, baby.
1066
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,368
Will Keys will have
his tee shot.
1067
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,329
Get in the hole.
1068
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,831
Good pace.
1069
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:38,001
This ball has
a lot of momentum.
1070
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,294
Get a little kiss.
There we go.
1071
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,045
Get in the hole, baby.
1072
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,505
Oh, this could be good,
Joe.
1073
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:47,010
Let's see how it comes
off the bank.
1074
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,511
No, he didn't
get the curve there,
1075
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:52,265
but he has a far better lie
than Obie O'Brien.
1076
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,895
Agh. Ah, my legs
are not long enough.
1077
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,564
Will Keys steps up now,
1078
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:02,525
taking on the challenge
of Big Foot Wedge.
1079
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,985
Let's conquer Big Foot,
baby.
1080
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,114
There he goes.
1081
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,950
♪♪
1082
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,619
[ Crowd groans ]
1083
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,037
Aw, man.
1084
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,581
He's well off the mark.
1085
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:20,001
What I'm noticing is if you look
at the position of their feet,
1086
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:21,836
foot on the right
is often lower
1087
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,379
because it's in one
of the grooves
1088
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,340
between two of the toes.
1089
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,091
So when you go
to jump,
1090
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:30,345
now you're off
to the right immediately.
1091
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:32,180
We're seeing a very
similar pattern,
1092
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,349
so there's got to be
something to it.
1093
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,391
We're geniuses.
1094
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,144
[ Laughs ]
1095
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,773
This is
a tight one.
1096
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,941
With
The Golden Putter
1097
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,651
and the plaid jacket
on the line,
1098
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:47,779
we're gonna crown a
champion on this hole.
1099
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,949
Obie O'Brien for a 3.
1100
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,286
[ Crowd shouting ]
1101
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,829
[ Crowd groans ]
1102
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:57,830
[ Groans ]
1103
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,916
Oh, he was so close.
1104
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,460
Obie O'Brien's gonna tap in
for a 4.
1105
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,255
There he did it.
1106
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,548
[ Cheers and applause ]
1107
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,926
Alright.
Big Foot, big time.
1108
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:10,969
It's okay if you miss.
1109
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,804
Nah, that's not okay.
1110
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:16,057
I'm not gonna miss it.
1111
00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:20,645
If Will can make this putt
here on Big Foot Wedge,
1112
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:24,482
he will have an opportunity for
a quarter million dollars.
1113
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:28,861
♪♪
1114
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:30,446
[ Crowd shouting ]
1115
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,490
Oh, and he does it.
1116
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,950
Riggle: Chill Will!
1117
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,453
[ Cheers and applause ]
1118
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,705
Will Keys.
1119
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,040
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, Memphis.
1120
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,625
He's got
The Golden Putter,
1121
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,837
he has the plaid jacket,
and he is a champion.
1122
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,964
Let's go, Memphis.
Let's go.
1123
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:49,340
[ Growls ]
1124
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:53,344
Well, tonight's winner
has got to be happy.
1125
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:56,139
They're about to get the famed
Holey Moley plaid jacket
1126
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,349
from none other
than Stephen Curry.
1127
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,936
The champ is here.
Congratulations.
1128
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,188
Steph Cur--
1129
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,733
The Great Value
Steph Curry.
1130
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,902
Like a kid meeting
the real Santa Claus
1131
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:13,156
at the mall,
and this Stephen Curry
1132
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:16,659
is every bit as real
as...
1133
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,871
a mall Santa.
1134
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,415
The real deal.
1135
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,708
Tessitore: We're gonna
see you next time
1136
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:26,210
right here
on "Holey Moley."