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Previously on "Holey Moley"...
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Joe?
Yeah.
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Kermit may have just
solved all of our problems.
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Wow, really?
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...after weeks of trying...
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I need something big,
Kermit.
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Oh, uh, kind of like
a big finale, or...?
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Yes! Exactly.
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...Rob has his
show-saving idea.
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Well, hello,
Miss Piggy.
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You need a star,
you say?
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But the one thing
he never expected...
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By the way,
flattery will get you far.
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But flowers and diamonds
are gonna get your father.
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I heard that.
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...was to find love.
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Miss Piggy.
Mm.
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You, uh, look divine.
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Yeah.
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♪♪
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Tessitore: They've spent their
entire lives training for this.
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[ All grunting ]
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[ Screams ]
Pushing their bodies
to the absolute limit...
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-Aah!
-[ Grunts ]
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...moving with
scientific precision.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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But it doesn't just take
discipline on the course.
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It also takes
a perfect meal.
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Perhaps they
should check out
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Rob Riggle's
All Beef Nacho Pickles,
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all part of
the simple yet effective
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Rob Riggle
Mini Golf Diet.
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Riggle's
All Beef Nacho Pickles.
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Did you get this sponsorship
talk approved by ABC?
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Yes.
By who?
Specifically by who?
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Which department said
you could do this right now?
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By the People Who Buy
My Nacho Pickles Department.
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You do your talky talk,
alright?
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Leave the buckaroos to me,
Joey.
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Tonight, 8 golfers, 3 rounds
of extreme mini golf.
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Yes!
And the winner here
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will take that last spot
in the season finale.
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Whoo!
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I love Nacho Pickles.
And this is...
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"Holey Moley." "Holey Moley."
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"Fore-ever!"
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What a night
here at "Holey Moley,"
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destined to be another
high-stakes evening
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of mini golf.
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Can I tell you
what I want to happen?
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I want
a Tarantino ending.
[ Chuckles ]
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I want Stretch
to come running in here
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and look right down the barrel,
and then just pshhhw,
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at the camera.
Camera 1.
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So everybody's like,
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"What the hell's
going on at 'Holey Moley'?!
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This is
out of control!"
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I'm gonna take this chair
and throw it through the glass
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and we're gonna burn
this sucker down.
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[ Screaming ]
Pure chaos.
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So it's just
an inferno behind us.
[ Laughs ]
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I mean, this gets twisted.
This is Tarantino, right?
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I'll dig it.
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Let's pitch
the alternate ending.
That's what
we're gonna do.
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It's the penultimate night
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before the season finale.
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8 golfers
are going to face off,
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with the winners moving on
to a sudden-death Round 2.
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Only the best will survive there
and move on to the final round
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to play for the Golden Putter,
the coveted plaid jacket,
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and, most importantly, the last
spot in the season finale,
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where one of our champions
will take home $250,000.
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We are ready
for Round 1 action.
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Let's head
to our first matchup.
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First of all,
is it "Thang" Le?
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That's a great name.
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Is it "Th-ung" Le?
Oh, it's "Th-ung" Le.
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It's "Th-ung" Le.
Yeah.
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That's an
even better name.
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Well,
can somebody go down
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and fire some
more people, please?
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How many people
have we fired today?
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What are we up to?
Six?
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It's got to be.
Oh, my gosh.
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You. What's your name?
I haven't seen you before.
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You're fired.
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We have
33-year-old Mark Smalls
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going up against
Boston's Thang Le.
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Hi, my name is Thang Le.
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I'm 30 years old, and I'm known
as a dancing pharmacist.
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I love to dance,
and I love to mini golf.
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I've been playing mini golf
for 22 years,
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and my putting
has never been better.
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It would be a lie if I told you
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that the obstacles
are not intimidating,
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but I'm going to dance
my way through.
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What's up, everybody?
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I'm Mark Smalls, and I
am a children's book reviewer.
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It's trash.
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And as a critic, I don't want to
say I hate everything...
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It stinks! It's bad!
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...but I think
everything could be better.
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Miniature golf's perfect
for a guy like me.
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I mean, I should just
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be giving my victory speech
right now, okay?
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Mark Smalls is originally from
Bucks County, Pennsylvania.
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What, they call him Smalls
'cause he didn't hit puberty?
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They call him Smalls because
his father's last name is Smalls
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and now
it's his last name.
Nah, I don't --
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I think it's 'cause he went
through puberty late.
You think it's a stretch? Yeah.
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That's a nice line
for Mark Smalls.
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Slope. Slope!
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Alright.
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That's a good settle,
right there.
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I'm worried about Smalls' hair.
Around the open flames?
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That's a good point.
I don't like it.
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If he can make it
through this blade...
Let's go!
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...without going in the water,
he avoids the stroke penalty.
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Uh-oh,
what's he doing?
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What?!
Oh!
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[ Laughs ]
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Did he just literally
run right into a blade?
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[ Laughing ]
What was that?
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Watch his body.
Freeze it.
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When you're parallel with
the water, that's impressive.
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Look at that face
right there --
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shocked at what he just saw,
knowing he's next.
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Being a pharmacist,
he's already calculated
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what pain pills he's gonna need
after he goes through this.
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[ Laughs ]
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Let's go, Mark!
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Second windmill
for Mark Smalls.
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I hope he changes up
his tactics.
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Makes it through.
Yes.
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Thank you!
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Is this guy weird, Joe?
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Yeah, he's very weird.
Yeah.
Okay.
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Thang Le.
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Whoa. We have
a dancing pharmacist.
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I don't know if
he was doing that
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to honor
the En Fuego gods,
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or if he was taunting.
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We'll find out
a minute.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, terrible putt.
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You do all that dancing
and that's the tee shot you hit?
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That's what you get.
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Alright, Thang.
What you got, Thang?
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[ Crowd shouting ]
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Whoa!
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Fleet of foot.
Timed that well.
Well done!
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This is the last time
we're gonna see
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Dutch Courage
until Season 5.
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Hey, we're gonna
rebuild it for next year --
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Triple Dutch Courage
with a manure gun.
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[ Scoffs ]
Write that down.
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They're gonna call it
"The [Bleep] Hit the Fan."
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[Bleep] Hit the Fan
on "Holey Moley."
[ Laughs ]
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Season 5 --
[bleep] got real.
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Ohh.
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Look at this stance.
What?
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He's sitting
against the windmill wall
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and he's gonna putt
from underneath his legs.
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Have you
ever seen it?
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I have not.
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♪♪
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Not bad.
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If he can make it
through this blade
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without going in the water,
he avoids the stroke penalty.
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They're both sitting 2.
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There's the dance again.
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I know, he's trying
to find the groove.
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Can he do it?
He does it.
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Mark Smalls and Thang Le.
This is a new cop show.
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Yes,
I agree with that.
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Detective Le,
grab Smalls and get in here!
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I'll be
the cranky captain.
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Alright, you two knuckleheads.
Sit down.
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I don't even want to hear it.
You're both suspended.
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Badges and guns,
right now.
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On the way out, Thang turns
around, looks at me and goes,
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"Say hi
to your sister."
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[ Laughs ]
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"You get out of here,
Thang!"
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm screaming.
I'm fired up!
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I'm trying to stay dry
here.
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This is
a very angry man.
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Just make a putt!
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Sit down. Make a putt.
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I want the pharmacist
to win so bad.
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Can I just say it?
[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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And he sinks it!
There it is!
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Mark Smalls.
Let's go!
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Thang Le must make
to force a putt-off.
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♪♪
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What is Mark Smalls doing
with his fingers?
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[ Hisses ]
He's putting the mojo --
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He's putting the evil mojo
on him, Joe!
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[ Hisses ]
This is weird.
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This guy's freaking me
out a little bit.
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Focus, Thang.
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This is a must-make for
Thang Le to force a putt-off
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to keep alive his dream
of scoring that last spot
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in the season finale
and a chance at $250,000.
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Ohh.
The annoying Mark Smalls
advances to the next round.
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[ Evil laughter ]
Well, there it is.
Wow.
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Mark Smalls
is now off to Round 2.
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He'll have a chance
to get that last spot
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in the season finale.
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Mark.
Yeah.
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The windmill
knocked you out,
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but you won the hole, bro!
Yeah, I did. Yes, I did.
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I mean, I'm still
gonna send it.
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Come on, Jeannie.
You know what it is.
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He's into
the second round.
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So you get more of him,
America.
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I know you can't wait.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Curry: Hear ye, hear ye.
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Tis time for the next hole,
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and that hole doth be
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King Parthur's Court.
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Golfers start by putting
across the long checkered path.
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Then they face off against
a guy we found at a ren fair
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who works sheep and calls
himself a jousting knight.
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If the knight knocks the golfer
off the horse,
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the golfer gets
a penalty stroke.
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If the knight does not
knock them off the horse,
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then the knight should be fired.
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It's his one job.
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But somebody is gonna
have to give him a ride
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back to the ren fair.
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He doesn't have a car.
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-Oh, yeah!
-Whoo!
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Game time, baby!
Here they come, Joe!
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Tessitore: Kate Pasterkiewicz
from San Diego,
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and Joe Larkin
is from Florida.
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Hey, my name is Joe Larkin.
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I'm from Boca Raton, Florida,
and they call me "Boca Joe."
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I'm a full-time
content creator,
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and I work with some
of the biggest names in music.
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I'm known on my social media
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for making really fun
golf videos.
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I've even gone viral.
249
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I know that
I'm the best putter
250
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,619
to ever compete
on "Holey Moley."
251
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You're looking at me --
the next "Holey Moley" winner.
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Yes! Whoo!
253
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My name's Kate Pasterkiewicz.
254
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,920
I'm the goody-two-shoes
of cannabis.
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I'm a paralegal
at a cannabis company
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in Southern California,
and I love my job.
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I've been playing miniature golf
since I was five years old.
258
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I played competitively,
259
00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,100
and I played collegiately,
as well.
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I'm ready to put the contracts
and the pen down,
261
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,146
because I'm going
to smoke the competition.
262
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,693
First to putt
will be Kate Pasterkiewicz.
263
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,655
She needs to putt this ball
across that tiny,
264
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,825
narrow land bridge
over to the green.
265
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,368
♪♪
266
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,371
Over the ramp --
267
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,456
Oh, takes a very
awkward bounce.
268
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:28,169
That may be the worst position
on this green I have ever seen.
269
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,338
Hole's on the other side,
just so you know.
270
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,633
And Joe Larkin pouncing on
this opportunity to talk trash.
271
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Let's see how you do.
272
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Tough lie for Pasterkiewicz.
She's a 6 handicap.
273
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,015
That wasn't a 6 handicap putt
that we just saw.
274
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,643
Pbht.
Wow.
275
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,812
[ Fanfare playing ]
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00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,734
Okay,
Kate Pasterkiewicz.
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She's been referred to
278
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as the goody-two-shoes
of cannabis.
Huh.
279
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,868
Here she is to joust
Sir Putts-A-Lot.
280
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Takes the hit
and goes in right away.
281
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,037
Oh, wow.
282
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,414
I mean,
that was Humpty Dumpty.
283
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,332
[ Laughs ]
284
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,502
Is she high right now?
She may be.
285
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,172
Let's take a look
at Kate Pasterkiewicz
286
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,383
as she came off the backside
of the steed.
287
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,845
Boca Joe,
content creator from Boca Raton.
288
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,221
Did he just
kiss his ball?
289
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,890
He did just
kiss his ball.
290
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,184
I think we have rules about
players kissing their balls.
291
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,895
I, um -- ball.
292
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,064
Boca Joe.
293
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,444
Oh, off the ramp.
Oh!
294
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,029
That's a nice putt.
It's not bad.
295
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,405
That's a nice tee shot.
It's not bad.
296
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,407
[ Fanfare plays ]
297
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,369
Is that Beethoven?
298
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,871
[ Laughs ]
299
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,623
I love it.
300
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,082
Don't go anywhere.
301
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,959
More "Holey Moley"
to come your way.
302
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,548
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
303
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,217
Round 1 action continues
on King Parthur's Court.
304
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Before the break, Boca Joe's
putt joined Kate's on the green.
305
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,556
Now he faces off
against Sir Putts-A-Lot.
306
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,558
For Boca Raton!
307
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,061
Did he literally just scream
"For Boca Raton"?
308
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,437
"For Boca Raton,"
which, you know,
309
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,774
people are "Philly tough"
like Joe Frazier.
310
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,776
People are like,
"Brooklyn tough,"
311
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,279
but nobody screams --
"Boca Raton!"
312
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,989
Not the same.
Not the same.
Not the same.
313
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,325
Rob, this one's for you,
baby.
314
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,452
♪♪
315
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,453
[ Grunts ]
316
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,121
Ohhh!
Oh!
317
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,999
And Sir Putts-A-Lot
defeats Boca Joe.
318
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,751
♪♪
319
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,795
How you feeling?
Feeling alright.
Feeling alright.
320
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,880
I'm feeling great.
Good for you.
321
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,215
Riggle:
I don't think she asked.
Tessitore: She didn't ask.
322
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,883
"Good for you"
basically means
323
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,427
"you go
jump off the bridge." Yeah.
Absolutely.
324
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,930
So they both lie 2.
325
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,016
A very, very difficult putt
lies ahead for Kate.
326
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,602
Pasterkiewicz
over the sword.
327
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,145
Ohh!
328
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,856
That was a pretty good
look at it from there.
329
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,109
See ya later, Kate.
330
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,320
This is for the win
right here, from Boca Joe.
331
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,365
Oh, no!
332
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,325
[ Laughs ]
I can't believe it!
333
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,994
Well, you better believe it,
Joe.
334
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,037
Oh, that's what you get
for talking so much smack.
335
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,831
[ Laughs ]
336
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,625
It's a nice little left to
right, as you can see there.
337
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,793
Mm-hmm.
338
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,295
Got the "mm-hmm."
Mm-hmm.
339
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,171
She doesn't
like this guy.
No, not at all.
340
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,881
This is for a 4.
341
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,509
And she will
put it in!
342
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,927
Pressure's on Boca Joe.
343
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,430
Don't miss this.
I won't.
344
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,974
Has this
to force a putt-off.
345
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,560
♪♪
346
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,897
It's a putt-oooooff!
347
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,524
Alright, Kate.
348
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,526
It's a nice
little downhill lie,
349
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,029
left to right
on a 45-degree incline.
350
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,406
Alright, enough
from the peanut gallery.
351
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,242
[ Laughs ]
Wow,
she hates his guts.
352
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,204
That ultimate outdoor screen
is seeing incredible competition
353
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,373
as it goes to
a putt-off now.
354
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,835
Oh,
and she missed it!
355
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,837
Rode the outside
of the lip.
356
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,881
Maybe she should
keep off the grass.
357
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,341
[ Laughing ]
See what I said there?
358
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,843
For the win.
359
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,386
Alright, let's
bet right now.
Please.
360
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,722
If he makes this putt,
does he yell "Boca Raton"?
361
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,390
I do think
he yells "Boca."
362
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,975
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
363
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,061
♪♪
364
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,354
This for the win,
Boca Joe.
365
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,900
Yes!
Wins in a putt-off
366
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,234
on King Parthur's Court.
367
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,403
For Bocaaaaa!
368
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,905
Wow, he did yell it.
369
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,948
You owe me 5 bucks.
370
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,202
Boca Joe,
he is off to Round 2.
371
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,578
There you are.
Thank you.
372
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,121
I think Course Marshal Joe
really likes this guy.
373
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,748
No, I think
he hates him.
You think so?
374
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,583
Yeah, I don't think he wants
to share his name, either.
375
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,001
Yeah, see?
Oh, I guess
he doesn't like him.
376
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,211
They don't like him.
377
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,088
[ Squeaking ]
378
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,507
Hey, the next hole
is pretty sweet --
379
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,883
it's Donut Hole!
380
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,218
I love donuts, Joe.
381
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,512
Oh, they're great.
Who doesn't love donuts?
382
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,055
Woo-hoo!
Let's go!
383
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,556
Here they come!
384
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:55,061
Next up, Erika Shavers
is a 55-year-old from Chicago.
385
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,106
Nathan Joy,
he goes by Nate Dogg.
386
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,774
Nathan: Hello, friends.
I'm Nathan Joy.
387
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,777
I'm 30 years old. Some of
my friends call me Nate Dogg.
388
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,071
I am a coffee quality
assurance inspector.
389
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,572
Bit of a coffee snob.
390
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,783
Playing golf
for about 15 years now.
391
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,451
Started in high school.
392
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:14,247
Just really love to get out
there and give it a whack.
393
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,291
I love '90s hip-hop --
the beats, the rhymes.
394
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,918
I can bust a move.
395
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,420
[ Upbeat music plays ]
396
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,424
Let's go, baby! Whoo!
397
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,968
What's up, Chi-Town?
398
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,930
It's your girl Erika Birdie
in the house!
399
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,432
They call me Birdie
400
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,434
because I was the littlest kid
on the block,
401
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,270
and they're still
calling me Birdie.
402
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,648
My first experience playing golf
was a video game.
403
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,858
Whoo-hoo!
It's true.
404
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,526
So I've made it
my full-time job.
405
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,986
It's my favorite hobby.
406
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,529
A little, skinny kid like me
407
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,614
can come to "Holey Moley"
and win it.
408
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,991
55 years young.
409
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,617
Yeah!
410
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,996
Round 1 action to see who can
advance to the second round.
411
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,455
What kind of donuts you like?
Chocolate or...?
412
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,291
Chocolate cake
with sprinkles.
413
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,459
I like glazed donuts.
Glazed donuts?
414
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,129
Tessitore: Erika Shavers, she's
the assistant program director
415
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,839
for a national nonprofit,
416
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:08,509
helps kids with life skills
through golf lessons.
417
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,975
Let's see what happens here
with this putt.
418
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,811
Slow roller around the ramp,
through the donut,
419
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,023
onto the ramp
with the sprinkles.
420
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,566
That really took its time
getting there, didn't it?
421
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,193
It really did,
didn't it?
422
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,237
Catches a little piece
of the side ramp.
423
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,031
Four swinging donuts,
424
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,490
and if you fall
into the sprinkles,
425
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,534
it's a stroke penalty.
Let's go, Birdie!
426
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,869
I got this. I got this!
427
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,788
Erika Shavers
up first.
428
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,377
Oh!
And she slides back down
into the sprinkles.
429
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,670
Crap.
430
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,505
Here's a replay of Erika.
431
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,549
That first donut,
it's gonna get ya.
432
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,177
You know, they do say you
should stop after one donut.
433
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,971
Of course.
Alright, Joe.
434
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,724
Can't go wrong with
a handle like Nathan Joy.
435
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,185
He's a 30-year-old
self-proclaimed hipster
436
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,187
who works in
the coffee industry.
437
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:06,567
♪♪
438
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,237
30-year-old Nathan.
The Nate Dogg.
Nate Dogg.
439
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,613
Nate Joy.
440
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:15,576
Here it comes down the ramp,
onto the slope.
441
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,411
Gets around
all the sprinkles
442
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,205
then onto the green.
443
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,582
Not bad.
It's a good roll.
444
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,542
Did he learn
anything from watching
445
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,544
all the competitors
last season?
446
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,879
We can only hope, Joe.
447
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,799
Otherwise he's going
sprinkle-diving.
448
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,679
He's onto
the first donut.
That was amazing.
449
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,057
Now he has to launch himself
to that second donut.
450
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,226
Can he keep
his balance?
451
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,769
He's onto
the second donut.
Oh, oh!
452
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,105
Fight it, fight it,
fight it.
Nathan Joy!
453
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,107
Got to get himself
up there!
Fight it!
Fight it, Nate Dogg!
454
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,316
And he pushes off.
455
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,776
Fight it!
Let's go, baby.
456
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,571
Now, can get
to the third donut here
457
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,781
without
falling into the sprinkles?
458
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,741
Come on, Nate.
Nate Dogg.
459
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,326
[ Crowd groans ]
460
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,786
He almost got
the second one!
Oh, he slipped!
461
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,288
It's okay, Nate.
462
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,623
Rob, explain to the good people
what goes wrong here.
463
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,000
He could technically
make it.
464
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,085
But what happened?
He slipped.
465
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,628
Nailed it.
466
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,423
Both took the stroke penalty,
both lie 2,
467
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,426
and it's Nate Dogg
now to close it out.
468
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,471
♪♪
469
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,601
Uh-oh!
Pushed it.
Goes to the right.
470
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,935
Oh, man.
471
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,771
And he'll have that
to clean up for a 4.
472
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,482
♪♪
473
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,863
And now Birdie,
Erika Shavers has a chance
474
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,158
to win the Donut Hole
and make it to Round 2.
475
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,534
You ready for this?
476
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,661
Works on her putting
daily.
477
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:44,332
Her goal is to be
an LPGA teaching pro.
478
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,961
Just the most
gentle stroke.
Ohh!
479
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,130
Did you see that? It looked
like it was in slow motion!
480
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,257
It dropped! It dropped!
It dropped!
481
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,093
It dropped!
It sat there!
482
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,596
It waited!
It thought about it!
483
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,973
And then it dropped!
[ Cheers and applause ]
484
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:05,978
With the ultimate cliffhanger,
slow-roller delayed drop,
485
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,898
Erika Shavers is
off to the second round.
486
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,192
Let's go back
and show you Erika's putt.
487
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,736
Folks, we're gonna play
this in real time
488
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,906
to show you just
how extreme it was.
489
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,199
[ Crowd groans ]
490
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,700
And kerplunk.
491
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,245
Erika Shavers wins Donut Hole
and is into Round 2.
492
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,705
Yep.
493
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,666
We're back
after this very short break.
494
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,750
Don't go anywhere.
495
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,506
Tessitore: We welcome you back
to "Holey Moley."
496
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,466
It's time for our final hole
in Round 1.
497
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,844
It is the hole
we call Hole Number Two,
498
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,181
one of the signature holes
in "Holey Moley" history.
499
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,016
Riggle: This mud pit,
sludge pit,
500
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:48,646
toxic waste dump
resembles a pond by my house.
501
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,606
[ Cheering ]
Oh, here they come!
502
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,233
Yeah!
503
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:55,778
Folks, we've got 29-year-old
Nicole Jones from Arizona
504
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,281
and Michelle Na,
a 25-year-old process engineer.
505
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,950
I'm Michelle Na.
506
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,745
I'm from Seattle, Washington,
and I'm The Elbow Gnawer.
507
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,039
I bit the elbow of
one of my competitors
508
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,749
during this water polo game.
509
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,000
[ Growls ]
510
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,210
Thank goodness golf
511
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,878
is a no-contact sport.
512
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,548
Whoo! Yeah!
513
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,216
I'm super competitive.
514
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,678
That's why I love golf,
because I can practice patience.
515
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,723
But tonight, it's business.
516
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,892
Hey, I'm Nicole Jones.
517
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,520
I'm 29,
and I'm a designer and founder
518
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,147
of a golf clothing company.
519
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,150
I'm an ambitious blend of
sweet, sexy, and savage,
520
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,111
and I'm trying to bring sexy
back to women's golf.
521
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,238
I started playing golf
because my grandma
522
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,824
bet me $200
that I couldn't beat her.
523
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,117
It took two years.
524
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,245
Whoo!
525
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,413
Heck yeah, I'm gonna win
526
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,498
the Golden Putter
and plaid jacket.
527
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,959
I'm unbeatable.
528
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,920
Nicole Jones,
she played at Arizona State.
529
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,213
That's one of
the more prestigious
530
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,590
golf schools
in the country.
531
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,632
No doubt about it.
532
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,968
She must have
quite a game.
533
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,763
♪♪
534
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,055
Oh, wow.
535
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,808
There's that first ramp.
536
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,769
Watch the second ramp.
537
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,437
Ohh!
538
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,813
That's a good putt!
539
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,815
Absolutely beautiful pace.
540
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,902
She is a boss lady,
for sure.
541
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,279
[ Buzzer ]
542
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,864
And she's off!
543
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,449
[ Crowd groans ]
544
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,367
Very bad start.
[ Screams ]
545
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,120
She had no chance.
Oh.
546
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,998
I mean, she still had
numerous doors to conquer
547
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,585
and she hits that door
that Sir Goph was behind.
548
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,962
She is soggy and soaked,
549
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,507
and she incurs
the stroke penalty.
550
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,178
Michelle Na -- she was
a collegiate water polo player,
551
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,806
so she's obviously
a very good athlete.
552
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,516
That's a tough sport.
About as tough as it gets.
553
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,975
Yeah.
554
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,646
♪♪
555
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,981
Michelle's tee shot --
Ohh!
556
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,692
Just at the end,
it turns right
557
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,403
and she will be
in the drop zone.
558
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,324
Now let's see if Michelle can
get off to a good sprint here
559
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,535
and avoid
going into the hazard.
560
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,578
Filth.
561
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,871
Has to get
a good start.
562
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,164
[ Buzzer ]
563
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,499
Here she goes.
Gotta go, gotta go!
564
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,042
May have a chance...
565
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,335
Ohh!
Last door.
566
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,170
Gosh, I thought
she had it.
567
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,673
What a mess.
568
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,299
Here's the replay.
Look at this.
569
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,677
Right...
Did you see
570
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,638
how airborne she was
for a moment there?
571
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,140
But the distance
from where she was hit
572
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,892
to where she
entered the water?
573
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,854
That has to be a record.
574
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,397
She's got a lot of mud
on her forehead.
575
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,399
Do you see that?
Yep.
That's a clump of it.
576
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,526
And we're sure it's mud?
577
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,528
Well, we -- we don't know
w-what it is,
578
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,863
but it's --
We don't.
579
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,781
We don't know
what it is.
580
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,119
Michelle Na from
the drop zone.
581
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,915
♪♪
582
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,584
Nice shot.
583
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,377
Comes right back to it.
584
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,046
Oh, that's
a good putt.
585
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,174
Double ramp
for Michelle Na.
Nicole: That was great!
586
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,219
Nicole Jones will be
putting for the win.
587
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,929
♪♪
588
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,893
She glides it past
with too much on it.
589
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,269
Ooh.
590
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:19,273
Nicole Jones
trying to card a 4.
591
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,612
She misses!
592
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:29,617
And Michelle Na could upset
the former college golfer.
593
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,827
This is for the win.
It's just a spa day.
594
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,956
You can also see her on
the Xtreme LED behind her.
595
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,125
That's a double whammy.
Massive.
596
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,921
♪♪
597
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,631
And it's there!
598
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,257
[ Cheers and applause ]
599
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,468
Michelle Na
pulls the upset
600
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,929
and survives
Hole Number Two.
601
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,263
Wow.
Good job.
602
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,558
Covered in filth,
soaked, and soggy,
603
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,894
but on her way to
Round Number 2
604
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,813
after winning
Hole Number Two.
605
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,649
And now...
606
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:06,153
Rob Riggle's continuing
efforts to save "Holey Moley."
607
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,656
♪♪
608
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,199
Riggle:
Oh, there we go.
609
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,618
Miss Piggy?
Hm?
610
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,954
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh, Rob.
611
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,165
Ooh, chocolates.
This is for you.
612
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,125
Miss Piggy, there's something
I need to tell you.
613
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,460
Me too.
614
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,963
I know what's wrong
with your show.
615
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,631
You do?
What's wrong?
616
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,091
Not nearly enough moi.
617
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,801
Now, let's see
what we got here.
618
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,427
Speaking of moi --
619
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,931
I mean you --
listen...
[ Munching ]
620
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,182
...I think I'm falling
in love with you.
621
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,642
There, I said it.
[ Romantic music plays ]
622
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,644
I think about you
all day.
623
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,355
You're in my dreams
all night.
[ Muffled ]
That's nice.
624
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,315
Let's just run away together.
Let's just do it.
625
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,360
Let's just
leave it all behind.
626
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,238
Ooh, is that a --
is that a raspberry ganache?
627
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,739
I love -- Aah!
Yaa!
628
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,701
Don't ever
touch my chocolates!
629
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,995
Just one! Hey, hey!
Don't!
630
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,372
Okay, alright,
alright, alright.
Out! Out!
631
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,375
[ Thudding ]
Door seems to
be stuck.
632
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,002
There we go.
And thank you
for the chocolates!
633
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,170
That was very kind
of you!
634
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,339
[ Sighs ]
635
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,300
[ Munching ]
636
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:15,389
♪♪
637
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,687
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
638
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,064
This is Round 2
sudden-death playoff action.
639
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,566
Let's get fired up!
640
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,359
The winners here will head
to the final round,
641
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,694
and that's where
they'll be playing for
642
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,405
that last spot
in the season finale.
643
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:35,034
And it comes down to Mark Smalls
and Erika Shavers.
644
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,411
Birdie's in the house!
"Birdie's in the house."
645
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,080
That is
her nickname.
Great nickname,
if you're a golfer.
646
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,290
Birdie.
647
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,168
Come on!
Mark Smalls.
648
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,544
He did the evil mojo
on people.
649
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,212
I was not a fan of that.
650
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,757
I feel like witchcraft
has no place at Holey Moley.
651
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:52,509
It should be on a sign
when you enter the course.
652
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:56,555
"No bare feet. Must wear
a shirt. No witchcraft."
653
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,725
Hey, what is
the distraction here, Rob?
654
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,268
You know,
it looks like an archer
655
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,728
is gonna
shoot arrows at someone.
656
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,897
I don't see that.
657
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,650
♪♪
658
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:12,237
Ah.
Bagpipe and...fly?
[ Buzzing ]
659
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,323
Oh, God.
660
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,991
[ Bagpipes playing ]
661
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,452
I'm just curious --
maybe I'm missing something,
662
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,412
as the fly is
walking on his hands.
663
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,789
Hand-walking fly.
664
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,123
Wait a minute.
What am I missing, Joe?
665
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,958
I'm just --
the connectivity,
666
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:29,088
the mesh point between
the bagpipe and the fly.
667
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,881
[ Buzzing ]
668
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,300
This makes
no sense at all.
669
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:36,095
Did Course Marshal Colin
just grab two people
670
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,098
over by Crafty and
throw 'em behind the wall?
671
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,767
Now, the fly usually hangs out
over in that sludge pit
672
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,268
over at
Hole Number Two.
673
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,771
But the gentleman
with the kilt and bagpipe,
674
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,148
I have not seen
around the grounds ever before
675
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,817
in all our years
being on "Holey Moley."
Seriously?
676
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,110
He's here
all the time.
677
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,319
Have you seen him?
Oh, yeah.
678
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,363
You think
you'd hear him coming.
679
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,989
[ Bagpipes playing ]
680
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,991
First to putt, Birdie,
681
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,868
trying to concentrate.
682
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,620
Oh, no,
he's back at it, Joe.
683
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,622
That voodoo.
684
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,332
This is where we need
Course Marshal Colin
685
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,625
to sneak up behind him
686
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,960
and smack him
in the back of the legs
687
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,129
with the handle
of his putter.
688
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,464
Look at the focus
that she's exhibiting.
689
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:17,469
♪♪
690
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,471
And she can't deliver.
Oh, no!
691
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,848
[ Laughs ]
692
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,350
Mark, I think
the hole is moving.
693
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,643
She thinks the hole's
moving?
694
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,144
Hole's not moving,
Erika.
695
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,938
You know, it's might be
that witchcraft --
696
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,524
the spell put on you
by Mr. Smalls.
697
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,359
[ Buzzing ]
698
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,319
Make the putt, Mark!
699
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,572
Mark Smalls.
700
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,407
I'm not sure really what
the fly's channeling,
701
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:39,700
but it's not a fly.
This fly is so --
702
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,410
He's not
channeling a fly.
703
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,996
It's very sensual.
Very sensual for a fly.
704
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,541
Whatever he's doing, it's very
slow, dramatic, sexy moves.
705
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,626
Ooh.
706
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,671
The fly's doing a split
over the hole.
707
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,631
Looks like his fly is open.
Nailed it.
708
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,174
Oh, that's good.
Nailed it.
709
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:59,511
I like that.
I'm out of here.
Thanks, everybody.
710
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,346
Have a good night.
Wow. I think this fly
is Stretch.
711
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,140
Did you hear that?
What, I got to stay?
For real?
712
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,683
You got to stay.
[ Sighs ]
713
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,852
Apparently, they're paying me.
Did you know that?
714
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,186
No.
I didn't, either.
715
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,855
I thought this was
charity work.
716
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,565
Mark Smalls.
717
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,943
This putt to make it
to the final round,
718
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:18,071
if he can overcome
The Distractor.
719
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,533
♪♪
720
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,577
[ Crowd groans ]
721
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,412
That was so close.
722
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,039
[ Buzzing ]
723
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,291
Erika Shavers
has to have this.
724
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:32,044
[ Crowd shouting ]
725
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,925
Oh, there it is!
726
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,052
That was a nice putt
by Erika.
727
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,762
She read it properly.
728
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,347
Birdie! Birdie!
729
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:48,060
And now, Mark Smalls,
one chance.
730
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,105
Keep your eye
on the piper.
731
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,943
Pipers go down all the time
if they go for too long.
732
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,486
They run out of air?
Out of oxygen?
733
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,112
[ Scottish accent ]
We've got to piper down.
734
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,447
We've got to piper down.
735
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,074
Is that your
Scottish accent?
736
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,492
Aye.
737
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,285
Aye, blossom.
738
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:10,958
♪♪
739
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:16,588
Mark Smalls to try to continue
here on The Distractor.
740
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,383
He can't.
[ Crowd groans ]
741
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:20,884
Whoo!
742
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,803
Erika Shavers,
aka Birdie.
743
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,596
She'll be flying off
to the final round,
744
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,933
a chance to grab that last spot
in the season finale.
745
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,268
[ Crowd groans ]
746
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,603
[ Normal voice ] He just
broke his putter.
747
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,313
Kids, don't watch that.
748
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,024
On "Holey Moley" hallowed
ground, The Distractor.
749
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,026
Disrespect
for The Distractor.
750
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,153
Oh, Mr. Smalls.
751
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,197
We don't break our clubs
around here.
752
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,991
Oh, good.
753
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,158
I hope Course Marshal goes
up there to chastise him.
754
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,536
Ohh, is there
a fine coming?
755
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,162
[ Laughs ]
He's admonishing him.
756
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,456
Castigating Mark Smalls.
757
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,459
Mark Smalls is learning
a valuable lesson today, Joe.
758
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,753
As he walks off
in shame.
759
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,172
He's right now walking
straight out to the parking lot
760
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,967
to slash
Course Marshal Joe's tires.
Key his car.
761
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,302
Yeah, key his car.
Something terrible.
762
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,595
[ Buzzing ]
763
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,597
[ Tires squeal ]
764
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:12,686
And now, Rob Riggle's plan
to save "Holey Moley."
765
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:15,856
♪♪
766
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:19,067
[ Clattering ]
767
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,360
Miss Piggy!
768
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,031
Oh, hey.
[ Laughs ]
769
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,532
Oh, hi, Rob.
770
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,409
Why aren't you
returning my calls?
771
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,827
I love you!
772
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,203
What?
Wait a second.
773
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,455
Just wait.
774
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:34,541
[ Music plays ]
775
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,460
Huh?
776
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,170
I don't even
like that song.
777
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,713
Oh, well...
778
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:42,174
Hold on.
779
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,009
[ Laughs ]
780
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,386
Stop trying to make this
into a rom-com.
781
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,180
Uh...
782
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,639
Show me the money?
783
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,183
These aren't even
current references.
784
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,060
And what about
my big number?
785
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,644
Go home, Rob.
786
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,896
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
787
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,606
Ahh.
788
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,691
Oh.
789
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,444
Piggy! Piggy!
790
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,571
[ Sighs ]
791
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:11,453
♪♪
792
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,918
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
793
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,544
Oh, my God.
What?
794
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,671
Tessitore: We are at a fever
pitch here at "Holey Moley."
795
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:25,050
Only one more spot left
in tonight's final round.
796
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,386
One of these two players could
be battling it out next time
797
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,223
in the season finale
for a quarter million dollars.
798
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,559
And it comes down to
Boca Joe and Michelle Na
799
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,603
going head-to-head
on The Pecker.
800
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,896
You want to hear a joke
before we start?
801
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,397
No.
Just really quick?
802
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,774
Mnh-mnh.
I'm gonna tell you
anyway.
803
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,275
It's your golf game.
Ladies first.
Ooh!
804
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,819
Michelle: Alright,
we'll see.
805
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,822
Joe Larkin back to his
trash-talking ways early.
806
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,448
He's already
pushing buttons.
807
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,825
You sure you
want to put it there?
808
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,451
Tessitore:
You sure you want to do this?
809
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:52,994
You sure you want to do that?
How about this?
810
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,246
Shut the yapper.
811
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,831
How about that, Joe?
812
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,457
Michelle Na is up first,
813
00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,626
and she wants that
channel to the left
814
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:02,671
for the best chance
at a hole in one.
815
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,550
Joe: Oh.
816
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:08,135
Michelle's got
the channel here, Rob.
817
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,594
What do you think?
818
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,096
Michelle: Let's see it.
819
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,431
It's about a 60/40
it's gonna go the right way.
820
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,933
Oh, no!
821
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,726
She got the 40 end
of that stick.
Wow.
822
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,436
Ugh!
823
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:19,938
Okay. Whew.
824
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,523
She's in a pickle.
825
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,650
That's it.
She's in a pickle.
A pickle.
826
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,611
She looks like
she's been brined.
827
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,489
Don't use those
50 cent words on me.
828
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,575
I know what
"brined" means.
829
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,620
Michelle
now has to try to
830
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,539
pluck the plume
on the Pecker's head.
831
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,500
Otherwise,
it's a stroke penalty.
832
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,794
Wait. Here we go.
She's going for it!
833
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:46,339
Oh, what a great effort,
but then she falls off.
834
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,758
Michelle Na.
835
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,594
Gave it
a great running start,
836
00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:53,680
but then fell off
the side of The Pecker.
837
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,432
For all the lefties!
838
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:58,143
Boca Joe
now stepping to the tee,
839
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,187
a left-handed golfer.
840
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:04,733
♪♪
841
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,985
Larkin
catches the channel.
842
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,362
Do I smell
a hole in one?
843
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,406
[ Chuckles ] Boca Joe.
844
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:12,699
I smell it.
845
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,868
Will he get
a taste of luck here?
846
00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:17,412
Boca Joe looking for a bounce.
He gets it.
Uh-oh.
847
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:19,873
He gets the break
he was looking for.
This could be good!
848
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,875
And that's gonna
settle in
849
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,336
just about 18 inches
away from there.
850
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,962
Victory.
851
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,714
He's already claiming
victory, Joe.
852
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:31,176
That's not...
Listen, he does not lack
for confidence.
853
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,553
And now Boca Joe is gonna
have to make that launch
854
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,513
and try to
grab that red feather.
855
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,183
Why is he -- Why are you
looking at me like that?
856
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:42,354
♪♪
857
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,605
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
858
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,232
"Oh, God" is right.
859
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:48,568
[ Laughs ]
860
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:51,238
Key moment
right there.
861
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,739
His face may be
feeling that tomorrow.
862
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,575
Yeah, that is what's known
as a face-plant.
863
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,578
That's a face-plant,
right there.
864
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:01,915
Not a high level of athleticism
out of Boca Joe.
865
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,625
I'm wondering if we could
put bird poop
866
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,211
instead of the foam.
Bird bath!
867
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,505
White.
Some kind of
giant yogurt substance.
868
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:09,923
You know, you imply
that it's bird poop.
869
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,549
And they just
splash down in it.
870
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:15,553
Or we let in a gallery of people
to throw produce at you.
871
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,430
I like that.
872
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,227
Both players lie 2,
but Michelle Na is away
873
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,895
and has that ridge
in play.
874
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,605
What are we
thinking here?
875
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,732
I don't know. It looks like
you're gonna miss this.
876
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,943
[ Crowd "Ohhs" ]
877
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,778
We'll see.
We'll see.
878
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,823
Tessitore: Talking
just enough smack.
879
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,408
Just a little,
wee bit of smack.
Riggle: Just a touch.
880
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,618
Yeah, just to get in his
head just a little bit.
881
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,288
Got to plant
the seed of doubt.
Yeah.
882
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,126
Joe: Oh.
883
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,877
[ Crowd groans ]
884
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:51,214
Wow, that is as well-played
as you can get it.
885
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,758
That was a very high
degree of difficulty
886
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,260
to control that putt.
887
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,054
Boca Joe up next.
888
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,056
And now,
if he makes this putt,
889
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,476
he's fast-tracked
right into the final pairing.
890
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,523
And now for the win.
891
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,151
A trip to
the final pairing!
892
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,153
For Boca!
893
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:16,531
As once again, he gives
a battle cry for Boca Raton.
894
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,033
Whoo!
895
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,493
Boca Joe joins Erika Shavers
in the final round,
896
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,786
where they'll be
playing for
897
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,830
that last spot
in the season finale.
898
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,790
So, your strategy
with Miss Piggy
899
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,502
was to throw the whole rom-com
kitchen sink at her?
900
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,296
Well, yeah.
Why not?
901
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,298
I mean, it works for
those guys in all those movies.
902
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,924
I don't know, Joe.
903
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,676
I mean, why does love
have to be so hard, right?
904
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,137
I think you're just a guy
with a really big heart.
905
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,806
I mean, you love mini golf.
You love this show.
906
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,309
You love Miss Piggy,
and you love yourself.
907
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,935
Okay, well,
that's enough of the examples.
908
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,855
My point is, even if you don't
have "Holey Moley" anymore,
909
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,483
you're still gonna be
the same Rob Riggle
910
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,360
with that same
big heart.
911
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,362
And the same exotic sports car.
[ Chuckles ]
912
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,489
You can just say
"sports car."
913
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,867
Oh, no, no. Exotic.
Like my underwear.
914
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,369
Hey, don't go anywhere.
915
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:05,413
We've got final-round action
coming up next.
916
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,629
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
917
00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:13,963
It is the final round.
918
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,298
The winner takes
home the Golden Putter,
919
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,509
the plaid jacket,
and that all-important
920
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,011
final spot
in the season finale
921
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,181
where you get a shot
at a quarter million dollars.
922
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,183
[ Cheering ]
Riggle: Uh-oh.
Here we go, Joe.
923
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,559
Holey Moley!
924
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,687
Very loud,
very proud competitors.
925
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,939
Whoo!
926
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:33,400
Boca Joe on one side
927
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,236
and Erika Shavers,
aka Birdie,
928
00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:37,946
on the other side.
929
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,698
Good luck.
Good luck.
930
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:40,782
You know you're
gonna need it.
931
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:42,409
You're gonna
need it, too, my man.
932
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:43,952
With these
dance moves?
933
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:49,541
Riggle: Boca Joe.
Here we go.
934
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,668
On in one.
935
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:55,922
Tessitore: His tee shot
on The Trap Tee-Ze hole.
936
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,762
Foooore!
937
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,889
Get there!
938
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,558
Boca No.
939
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,060
Boca Joe's gonna be
from the drop zone.
940
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,395
It is what it is.
941
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:13,440
I love your tutu.
Thank you.
942
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,943
Tessitore: Birdie --
she has a tattoo on her ankle
943
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,112
of a golf ball on a tee
944
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,573
and the word "Birdie"
written above it.
945
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,701
Loves the game.
Golf-obsessed.
946
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:30,081
This looks good
for Birdie.
947
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,624
Bounces!
948
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,793
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
949
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,253
Oh, Birdie!
950
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,423
Birdie almost had it!
951
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,134
Oh, she almost aced
Trap Tee-Ze.
952
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,219
And Boca Joe
is breathing again.
953
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:47,098
I thought he almost
passed out right there.
954
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:51,936
The best tee shot we have ever
seen on The Trap Tee-Ze hole.
955
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,022
She is so exciting
to watch.
956
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:57,984
Dead on,
off the ramp.
957
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,819
It lipped out.
It lips.
958
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,988
It lips.
It lips!
959
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:04,491
Oh, my gosh, Joe.
That was exciting.
960
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,493
If she would have
made that shot,
961
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,620
I would have lit
that lake on fire
962
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,997
and destroyed
this entire set.
Oh!
963
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,374
Joe: Insanity.
964
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,920
Boca Joe
in the green tutu.
965
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,674
Trying to go from one trapeze
to the Riggle dummy
966
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,135
and land safely
on the other side.
967
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,931
I got a big cup of Boca No
on this one, Joe.
968
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,182
Ready...
969
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:30,934
Hup!
970
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,811
Aah!
971
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:36,481
Boca No indeed.
972
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,525
He had no chance.
973
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,235
Aah!
Boom.
974
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:41,653
That was a big splash,
wasn't it?
975
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,988
Look at the entry
right here.
976
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,824
Splish-splash.
Almost like a cannonball.
977
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:49,202
So, stroke penalty
and from the drop zone.
978
00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:52,539
Meanwhile, Erika Shavers
is close to the pin
979
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:55,041
and she faces
the obstacle.
980
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,543
Here's Erika.
981
00:38:56,543 --> 00:39:00,046
Now the concentration
on Erika Shavers.
982
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,174
Ready...
983
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,551
Hup!
984
00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,719
Erika...
985
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,681
Oh, and she goes in
back-first.
986
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:13,017
Erika -- look,
she's wide awake now, isn't she?
987
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,019
Wow.
988
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,522
How do you land on your back
on a forward swing?
989
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,399
It's tricky.
It is.
990
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:21,442
Right there.
Look at that.
991
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:22,735
[ Both laugh ]
992
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,404
The look on
her face there.
993
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,572
This is when
it dawned on her.
Yeah.
994
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,031
I'm sorry -- 250 what?
Yeah.
995
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:30,451
Yeah, it's not worth it
at this point.
996
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:33,913
Holey Moley. Holey Moley.
Oh, she's feeling the flow.
She's feeling it, Joe.
997
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,248
Whoo!
998
00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:39,210
Erika Shavers is
close to the pin.
999
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,546
Boca Joe
from the drop zone.
1000
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,423
He needs something
magical here.
1001
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:46,885
And then he has to hope
that Birdie struggles.
1002
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:51,097
♪♪
1003
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,393
Joe: Too much, man.
1004
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,354
Far too much.
1005
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,940
To the other side
of the other ridge.
1006
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,609
[ Sighs ]
1007
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:05,320
Erika Shavers,
aka Birdie,
1008
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,948
the assistant program director
for the nonprofit
1009
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:12,994
that teaches young people
life skills through golf.
1010
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,788
[ Cheers and applause ]
1011
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:20,877
55-year-old Birdie
has this putt for the win.
1012
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,004
[ Sighs ] This is it.
1013
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:30,136
Will a plaid jacket
soon be hers?
1014
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,473
♪♪
1015
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,101
Got it!
1016
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:41,314
Birdie Shavers is
our final champion.
1017
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:44,150
How about that?
Proud moment, Joe.
1018
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,486
Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
1019
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:49,322
Golden Putter!
Whoo-hoo!
1020
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:52,992
Birdie is coming for
that quarter million dollars.
1021
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,869
Put that jacket
on tonight's winner.
1022
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,454
Thank you!
1023
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,832
Holey Moley! Holey Moley!
1024
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,460
Birdie in the house!
Birdie in the house!
1025
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,463
Birdie Shavers, our last
golfer through to the finale,
1026
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,798
and that's where she'll join
1027
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,634
the rest of this
season's champions.
1028
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,512
Nate Kennelly,
aka Rob Riggle.
1029
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,472
I like Nate.
I've decided.
1030
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,308
Wow! Around the world
and back again!
1031
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,644
Young at Heart, Kathy Valyo.
1032
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,979
Oof!
1033
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,022
Couldn't hit that
any worse, really.
1034
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,191
Will Keys, The Chill Will.
1035
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:28,027
Oh, and he does it!
1036
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,238
Hit a Birdie, Jaime Jacob.
1037
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,534
Wow!
1038
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,203
The Mini Golf Tycoon,
Dylan Bolhke.
1039
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:38,746
The comeback kid!
1040
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:41,332
Katie Kearney,
The Nerdy Cowgirl.
1041
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,542
[ Screams ]
1042
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,377
Ooh. Ooh.
1043
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,337
Slip Rick, Rick Anderson.
1044
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,799
Can you feel that?
1045
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,217
Oh, God.
1046
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,845
And Sax Man, Tyler Kairey.
1047
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,848
Tyler --
oh, he overshot it!
1048
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,726
And they will all be together
the next time we see you
1049
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:03,062
for the season finale
of "Holey Moley,"
1050
00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:07,692
where one player will win
a quarter million dollars.
1051
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:08,943
Don't miss it.