Previously on "Holey Moley"...
[ Engine revs ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Something weird is going on with "Holey Moley."
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, gosh.
You know, I wish I could help you, Rob.
That's a great idea. Hm?
"The Muppets and Rob Riggle Save 'Holey Moley.'"
Now, who's got a big finale idea?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bananas.
How'd the pitch meeting with the Muppets go the other day?
Terrible!
How do you putt a ball into a fish's mouth
in the middle of the Atlantic?
So, uh, why do you really want this?
Uh, so I can make the payments on my exotic sports car.
[ Engine starts ]
I need you to do whatever it takes.
Sí.
What...it...takes. Good.
Pepe! What on earth did you do?!
Ransom! Now we get all the monies!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Well, hello, Miss Piggy.
I'm planning the big finale Distractor for "Holey Moley."
You are just the star I need
to hit it out of the park.
Moi is listening.
It's gonna be big. It's gonna be shiny. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
And an epic song
to close out the season. Mm-hmm.
Listen, darling. You've been so busy as of late.
Perhaps an understudy for this performance?
Who would possibly have the guts
to step into my shoes?
Hi! Oh! Jeannie Mai.
Okay.
Bye. Okay.
Tessitore: Tonight on "Holey Moley"...
Riggle: That's how you do it! That's how a champion does it.
...the epic conclusion...
She did it, Joe!
...to another extraordinary season
of extreme mini golf.
[ Crowd groans ]
It dropped! It dropped!
It has brought us the highest highs...
Oh! Oh, no! Don't slip!
...the lowest lows... Oh!
...and the most Muppety of Muppets.
But in the end...
Oh! That was amazing!
...what matters most...
Oh, what a shot!
...is the goal.
Oh! He does it!
72 golfers started this journey...
She just turned up the heat!
...but only nine of the world's best mini golfers
became champions.
Only one of them can win
and will take home $250,000.
♪
Hi, everybody, I'm Joe Tessitore.
And I'm Rob Riggle, and this is...
"Holey Moley"! "Holey Moley"!
"Fore-Ever!" Also the finale.
-- Captions by VITAC --
♪
The stars are sparkling for our big show-stopping finale,
and, Rob, everybody is tuning in for one reason.
Because they can't find the remote?
Tonight's finale.
I knew that. I was just testing you.
There they are -- our nine finalists,
all donning that prestigious Holey Moley plaid jacket.
Tonight's finale works like this.
Round 1, our nine champions will face off three at a time
on three of the toughest holes ever conceived on "Holey Moley."
Those three winners then battle it out in the second round,
where one will be eliminated,
leaving us with two champions, who head to the final round
on the most glamorous Distractor hole ever seen,
the Holeywood Distractor.
That's where Miss Piggy will star
in the most anticipated musical performance of our generation.
Three of our champions arriving here on Full Mooney
to a Round 1 battle.
One will advance to stay the course to putt
for a quarter million dollars.
We're back, baby. We're back.
And who better to have with us to call the action
for this kind of a moment
than Kermit the Frog?
Well, it is great to be here, Joe and Rob.
Thank you. Good to see you.
Good to see you again, bud. Yeah, absolutely. Good to see you, yeah.
I was so glad you accepted my invitation.
Well, it was more of, uh, requirement, it seemed like.
It sure felt that way. Oh.
Oh, you're welcome to be by my side any time, Kermit.
Oh, well, thank you very much. I don't care what it is.
I always love to have you in the booth with me.
Same here. I-I feel the same way.
You're -- You're invited to be at my side.
You're invited to my house for Christmas.
Oh, well, thank you.
Uh, that's a little --
I mean, maybe a little bit too -- too fast.
No, I hope you accept. A bit fast.
I'd like an answer right now. Please do-- Oh.
Let's just get to the action.
I think that's a good idea.
Absolutely compelling first matchup here on Full Mooney.
It's Erika "Birdie" Shavers,
"Slick" Rick, a. k. a. "Slip" Rick Anderson,
and Mini Golf Tycoon Dylan Bohlke.
Dylan Bohlke!
Let's go!
What's up, America?
It's Dylan Bohlke. Remember me?
I own a miniature golf course.
Yes!
So my life's kind of coming full circle.
I fell in love with miniature golf when I was young.
Oh! He almost got it.
And I bought a miniature golf course.
He does it!
And now I'm on "Holey Moley,"
and I'm gonna win that $250,000.
He's...a champion!
And when I do, I'm gonna expand my miniature golf empire.
Let's go!
Erika: I'm Erika Shavers, a. k. a. Birdie...
It dropped! It dropped! It dropped!
...and I made it to the finals.
Here's Erika.
Oh! That's a first.
You know, the obstacles are really a lot of fun.
Very sensual for a fly, is he?
But it really comes down to the putting.
Oh! There it is!
That's why I'm here, because Birdie...
Got it! ...makes putts.
Birdie Shavers is a champion.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, it's me. I'm back. It's Rick Anderson.
I'm the Arizona surfer.
Can you feel the urge?
When I arrived at "Holey Moley"...
Whoo! ...I had no doubt in my mind
that I was gonna make it across the obstacles with ease.
Oh, bad stumble. He's done.
Aah! Oh!
Let's go -- Ooh!
He did it again!
Are we sure that his name isn't "Slip" Rick?
We're going to change it. Slip Rick.
I'm changing that.
But it was my putting and my mental game
that won me that green jacket and The Golden Putter.
Wow!
Can you feel the urge?!
Oh, God.
He sounds like an advertisement for a laxative.
Here we are, season finale eliminator Round 1.
Yeah, you know, 50 years ago
during the Apollo 14 mission, astronaut Alan Shepard
became the first person to play golf on the moon.
Yes! That's true.
Yeah, you know, and now 50 years later,
we honor that achievement...
with this.
♪
Rick Anderson tee shot here.
Has to go over the ramp, over the water, onto the green.
♪
Takes a great hit! Wow.
What?! What a putt that was!
What just happened?! He is gonna be tapping in!
That was amazing.
I've never seen anything like that.
Slip Rick now trying to avoid the stroke penalty.
[ Beep ] Man: We're standing by.
3, 2, 1, zero.
Kermit: Oh, my goodness. [ Laughs ]
Slip Rick! Slip Rick! Slip Rick!
Yep.
No one's ever gone off the front of the moon. Never.
You know, the thing about this hole is that one misstep,
you can go from backswing to backstroke.
He's good. You are good.
He is good at this good. You are good.
Now here's Birdie.
Let's see what she's got.
Here is her tee shot.
[ Crowd cheering ]
This could play. Yeah.
Off the bank. Nice!
A very manageable putt for Birdie Shavers. Really nice.
This is a championship level tee shot out of Birdie Shavers.
Yeah, it's really, really high stakes.
Now Birdie trying to avoid the stroke penalty.
[ Beeps ] Man: We're standing by.
3, 2, 1, zero.
Oh, oh, she got -- Oh!
She had a good start.
Telling you, if you get behind it,
you've got to find the pace early, Joe.
Yeah. I know, if you don't find the pace early, you're done.
Alright, so this is Dylan Bohlke.
Remember, he owns Adventure Golf Center,
so he's around mini golf all the time.
Well, then I expect nothing less than a hole in one.
Well, then that's a high standard, Kermit,
especially -- Well, he's around it all the time.
Yeah, but this is "Holey Moley."
It's extreme mini golf. It's not just regular mini golf.
Right. Okay. Fair enough.
[ Crowd cheering ]
This is gonna be a play right here.
Oh, my gosh. Off the backstop!
Oh! Wow!
Boy. Listen. Come on now!
He almost got that hole in one.
Everybody's in good shape
to have a three-way putt-off right now.
That's right, everybody's in play right now, Joe. Everybody.
Of course, you want to avoid a putt-off...
Got to make it across. Man: We're standing by.
3, 2, 1, zero.
Nice start, but, oh, he's down.
All over.
Right in the drink. That didn't last long.
[ Cheering ]
Can you shoot your tongue out and hit the end of my pen?
What's that? Can you shoot your tongue out
and hit the end of my pen?
How accurate are you? I'm pretty accurate.
[ Imitates fly buzzing ]
I can't do it now. Okay.
Not in the middle of play. Oh, yeah, you're right.
Look what's going on.
Anderson is going to tap in for a 3,
and then Dylan and Birdie will have to match.
♪
There's a 3 for Slip Rick.
Whoo! Can you feel the urge?!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, Birdie's starting to fly.
Birdie trying to, you know,
get that confidence going a little bit.
You know, she got to believe here
if she makes, she's in a putt-off.
If she misses, she's out. That's it.
Erika has to have it to survive.
♪
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Wow! That just cuts like a knife, Joe.
I feel really badly for her.
Say goodbye to Erika "Birdie" Shavers.
What a great run she had.
Good job, good job. A plaid jacket champion
to get here to this season finale,
but she is ousted in Round 1.
♪
Dylan Bohlke to force a putt-off
against Slip Rick Anderson.
Here it is.
Gets it. We're gonna have a putt-off.
Anderson and Bohlke are going to be in a putt-off
to see who will advance to the final three
to play for a quarter million dollars. Wow.
Can I just say Anderson versus Bohlke
sounds like a high-school parking lot fight?
A good one, too. A good one.
A real good -- "Oh, my God!
Anderson and Bohlke are finally gonna fight!"
♪
Oh, man, I thought I was missing that putt.
So, Kermit, what do you think of our Course Marshal Joe there?
Oh, oh, Joe and I go way back.
Oh. I know I'm from the swamp.
Yeah.
That makes complete sense.
Sure does. I've been saying it for years.
Man.
First putt over the ridge. Anderson.
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Crowd groans ] Ohh!
Alright, the door is now open for Dylan Bohlke.
-Gave me a chance, Rick. -Dang it!
Did you see that break at the end? Mm-hmm.
The problem is did Dylan see that break?
Well, we're about to find out.
Dylan, an opportunity to close things out.
Here's that putt.
Oh! It goes in! There it goes!
Dylan Bohlke is gonna be one of the super champions.
He is on to Round 2, and the journey continues.
He could be playing in the season finale final hole
for a quarter million dollars here.
The season finale is gonna be off the chart.
This is gonna be the biggest finale of all time.
I'm pulling out all the stops on this one, Joe. Really?
I'm bringing in the big guns.
Miss Piggy is gonna be part of this finale.
Oh, dear. ABC is gonna love it.
I'm talking about a game changer.
It's gonna be interesting.
Uh, and Miss Piggy...
Is going to -- ...to deliver?
Yes, she's gonna be there. Oh, she'll be there, yeah.
She's gonna deliver the goods.
Yeah! Yes, Piggy!
That's what I'm talking about!
It's all riding on Miss Piggy.
Yeesh. Oh, boy.
What?
More Round 1 matchups when we return on "Holey Moley."
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Tessitore: Welcome back to the "Holey Moley" season finale.
Our next Round 1 matchup is a formidable one.
Three undisputed champions of the green go toe to toe
for the quarter-million-dollar opportunity.
We have the Young at Heart Kathy Valyo,
The Nerdy Cowgirl, Katie Kearney,
and rounding out the trio is pro golfer
"Hit a Birdie" Jaime Jacob.
Jaime: My name is Jaime Jacob.
I'm 22 years old, and I'm a pro golfer.
And I'm sitting here at the final.
I'm starting to get ahold of these fun physical tests.
Jaime!
Oh! Riggle: Ooh!
I'm starting to get a feel for the greens, too.
This for the...
Wow!
Well played!
Being a professional golfer costs a lot of money,
especially when you're first starting out,
so this $250,000
is gonna make a world of difference.
It's done! It's done! She did it!
Kathy: Hi. It's Kathy Valyo.
63 years old from San Diego.
The obstacles have been tough for me.
I'm not going to kid you.
Oh! Oh!
Does she have a smile on her face?
Oh! Oh! Savage!
Classic, classic Kathy.
But at the end of the day, my putter is hot.
Wow! Wow!
Here it is!
Kathy Valyo! Wow!
I think my opponents underestimated me
because of my age, but I feel fabulous
going into the finale.
I'm gonna win "Holey Moley"
and I'm gonna win the $250,000!
The Nerdy Cowgirl made it to the finals.
Yee-haw!
I'm Katie Kearney, I'm 18 years old
from Austin, Texas, and I'm a student.
And here it is! She did it, Joe!
She just got an A-plus on The Distractor.
I put the books away, came out to Holey Moley
to show the world that nerds can win at mini golf, too.
Oh! [ Laughs ]
My family is extremely proud of me.
Katie Kearney has done it.
I've already knocked off my first three competitors,
and I'm ready to lasso the next one.
Katie Kearney is up first here on Holeywood.
She needs to land on one of these stars,
and that'll determine her tee-off position on the green.
And as we know by now,
if Katie lands in the water, she gets Riggled.
What? Quit saying that.
The comedy writers do this because, you know,
you're the funny guy and they want to get a rise out of you.
Funny guys, huh? Okay. Guess what, Joe?
There's now an embargo on, uh, funny.
I'm sorry, you're not gonna be funny anymore
because you're offended?
I'm also gonna go on a hunger strike.
Begins now.
And, by the way, you know how I get when I'm hangry.
Here she goes. Katie.
Oh! She took a big hit! Ouch.
She might have done it. And...
she's gonna get on.
She will have a decent position
to tee off from.
You see the bounce, the step of Kathy Valyo.
That looks like some classic Jazzercise.
[ '80s-style music plays ]
This is such compelling television.
Here she goes. What star will she land on?
Let's see how far she goes. You got this, Kathy.
Oh! She took a hit. Ouch.
She's in the water.
That is one of the worst-case scenarios.
What?
So she will have the worst --
This feels like Hellywood,
and it's also a bunch of [bleep]
It's...
Classic Hollywood. You know what I mean, Joe?
Anyways, we move on.
Here comes the Red Carpet Accelerator Run
for Jaime Jacob.
Jaime, 22-year-old pro golfer from California.
Good leap! Wow!
All the way over to the Joe Tess star.
Wow. Whoo! Let's go!
Is that what that one is? Yeah.
Just a star. What do you mean just a star?
Whoa, look at it! Wow, wow. That's our drop zone.
That's a big Rob Riggle star.
Kathy makes her way to the Rob Riggle drop zone
while Jaime and Katie will have the far superior tee shots.
Oh, my God. Tired of this foolishness.
Kathy: I'm ready.
Kathy Valyo.
What can she offer up here?
Goes off the bumper towards the hole. Look at this putt.
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
Keep the pin in and let it go down!
[ Laughs ]
One of the best putts we have ever seen
on "Holey Moley."
Kathy Valyo!
Man, we got to watch that again, Joe.
This is tremendous, Riggle.
A hole in one on Holeywood...
Wow! ...for Kathy.
That is amazing!
What a feeling that is to pick up an ace,
and she does it here in Round 1 of a season finale.
[ Laughs ] That's from the Riggle Zone.
I saw where she putted from. She did get Riggled.
Unbelievable! Whoo!
Katie and Jaime have to match.
Each of them must come up with a hole in one
to force a putt-off.
Katie Kearney. Here she goes.
And right now, she needs this to stay alive.
Off that back ramp. And...
it was a good putt, but not when you need an ace.
Katie Kearney was a wonderful competitor,
but her ride is over.
So it all comes down to Jaime Jacob.
Jaime, she'll play it off the back ramp,
and that's a good shot.
Oh! She tried. She gave it a good run.
63-year-old Kathy Valyo has done it
and will be one of the three super champions on her way
to a quarter-million-dollar opportunity.
Whoo! I can't believe I did it!
Time to confess it.
The Riggle Zone is a good thing.
Yeah, it is. No doubt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean? Did you get that on camera?
Tell me you were rolling on that. [ Laughs ]
Tell me you were rolling.
The Riggle Zone is a good thing.
Yeah, it is.
Yes!
Oh, to finally get you to see the light, sir.
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Tessitore: Welcome back to the "Holey Moley" season finale.
Here come our next three champions
going head to head to head,
all for the chance to secure the final spot in Round 2
and join Dylan Bohlke and Kathy Valyo
for a chance at a quarter million dollars.
Will it be Rob Riggle look-alike Nate Kennelly,
The Sax Man, Tyler Kairey,
or The Chill Will, William Keys?
What's up, everybody. It's Chill Will,
keeping the chill here in the finals, baby.
Let's go!
I'm competitive by nature.
Ooh! Ooh!
That looked painful.
Second place is the first person that lost.
[ Crowd groans ]
Always want to be number one.
He got it. He got it.
It's in! He got it!
Let's go, Memphis!
My man. Alright!
I always say, "You got to drive for show,
but you got to putt for the dough."
And I'm gonna putt for that dough tonight.
Hello, America. It's me, Rob Riggle.
Just kidding. It's me again, Nate Kennelly.
I'm not surprised at all I've made it this far.
Nate is a champion.
Because Rob Riggle prophesied to me in a dream,
and he said...
You are the chosen one. Don't let me down.
Okay.
So I've made it through three rounds.
I took all the bumps and bruises and dunking in the water.
My confidence has been building.
Every time that ball goes in the hole,
I just feel even stronger.
Tessitore: This could play, this good play.
Whoa! Whoa!
I'm gonna win Holey Moley
because Rob Riggle is never wrong.
Tyler: Hey, everyone. I'm back.
Tyler Kairey, The Sax Man, from Bloomington, Indiana.
Yeah, baby! Whoo!
Every obstacle has been so challenging.
Now the red carpet...
Oh! It looks like he tore his hamstring
and also wrecked his, uh...
Future.
But short game's where the money's at.
$250,000 is a lot of money.
If I win that, I'm gonna buy a house
and put a great golf simulator in the garage.
Alright, it's time for Big Foot Wedge.
This is a true mini golf challenge.
I mean, Bigfoot may have had the gout.
I can't imagine the odor is very fresh, either.
Oh. A lot of stink coming off that foot.
The plaid jackets are off. That means it's time to compete.
Whoa! Who's that handsome guy on the far right, Joe?
Well, that is Nate, who I know you have been rooting on
during his entire run of Holey Moley.
I'm just saying Nate is a snappy dresser!
Alright.
We will start things off with Tyler Kairey.
Slow rolling tee shot down that ramp.
Come on. There is no bumper
on the left he wants to avoid.
There is the big bank in the ramp at the end,
that he's gonna grab right here.
This is good. Look at this.
It's a good tee shot. That is a good tee shot.
How about that, Joe?
Very nice position on the green.
Get on the good foot.
Yeah. Get on the good foot.
Tessitore: Tyler Kairey taking on the challenge
of Big Foot Wedge.
He has to swing on Big Foot
and then make it on to the giant golf ball,
a feat no one has achieved this season.
This is a tough obstacle, Joe.
Here we go.
Whoa. Here he goes.
He's got to get to the golf ball.
Gotta stay on the golf ball.
Oh! Oh, no!
He goes over.
So that is a stroke penalty for Tyler Kairey.
Now we'll see what Will Keys can do here.
Here is goes.
Good pace, good pace.
Season finale -- so much on the line.
Does take a slight kick.
Yeah, that's a nice putt right there.
Will: I'll take it!
That sets up a very makable putt for Will,
and now he will face the obstacle
to try to avoid a stroke penalty.
What kind of score do you think Big Foot here
has on wikiFeet?
I didn't think about that, nor do I really want to.
Let's make sure we get that up on wikiFeet.
It's gonna -- It's gonna score high.
Alright, here we go.
Can he land on the golf ball, avoid the stroke penalty?
Oh, and he goes off to the side.
Gave it a good run, but he couldn't hold on.
Come on, let's go.
Hole in one!
Hello, handsome. [ Chuckles ]
Hello, handsome.
Nate, who has been impersonating and honoring
Rob Riggle throughout the entire season.
Listen, someday somebody's gonna dress like you.
I'm sure it'll happen.
I got this.
Rob, are you mimicking? Right in the hole.
Are you mirroring Nate? Right in the hole.
I think we're in some sort of cosmic synchronization.
I'm sure you're not.
You know Dr. Spock was a Vulcan?
Yes, I understand he was a Vulcan.
There's a mind meld thing that happens.
I'm gonna give it a quick shot.
[ Distorted voice ] Eight golfers compete tonight
on "Holey Moley"!
[ Normal voice ] Wow.
That was amazing!
Here we go. Come on, Nate.
Oh, good pace on this. Oh, that's not bad.
Really nice pace.
Oh, avoids the bumper, off the ramp,
and it's gonna run past, as well.
So listen, everybody has a similar putt on this green.
But now an opportunity for Nate...
Let's go, Nate. ...to have a stroke advantage.
Uh-oh, here we go, Joe. This is it!
Here he goes. Can he stay on?
Oh! Oh!
He was there for a second!
He had it! He had it!
Oh, nice launch, and right there, right there.
Yeah. He's got it.
All he had to do was just sit right there.
So everybody lies 2.
They're all within a foot or two of each other
as far as their putts go.
So at the end of the day,
it always comes back to putting.
It does.
And right now we will see how good of a putter
Tyler Kairey is.
This for a 3.
Tyler...
Got it! There it is!
Wow! Oh!
Never in doubt. Pace was there.
Line was there.
And now Will Keys has to match,
Nate Kennelly has to match.
Let's see how Will Keys reacts.
This will put the heat on.
Trying to stay in it to be able to putt for $250,000.
-Get in the hole! -Get in the hole!
[ Crowd groans ] He's out.
Oh, he's out. Will Keys is out.
So now it'll all come down to Nate Kennelly.
Go, Nate.
[ Sighs ] Nate and I are really feeling it.
We're in the zone, mind melding, mind melding.
I got to land this. Got to land this here.
Has to have this to force a putt-off.
You got this. Right down the throat.
Come on, Nate.
Nate Kennelly...
Oh, Nate misses!
[ Crowd groans ]
Wha?! No! Nate misses!
It it over. No!
And Tyler...
Are you not entertained?!
...moves on to Round 2.
Aaah!
We will see Dylan Bohlke, Kathy Valyo,
and Tyler Kairey, the final three.
[ Distorted voice ] All competing for
a quarter million dollar pot.
[ Laughs ]
Round 2 is coming up right here on ABC.
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Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
Round 2 action about to get under way.
Three of our super champions remain,
and it's a knockout round.
Only the top two will advance
to putt for a quarter million dollars.
It's Mini Golf Tycoon Dylan Bohlke,
the Young at Heart, Kathy Valyo,
and The Sax Man, Tyler Kairey.
One of the new hit holes from Season 3
returns for an encore performance here in Season 4.
Here's our resident golf pro Stephen Curry
to take us through it.
It's time for some '80s nostalgia
with this next -- Parcade.
We've had some iconic holes over the years.
And on Parcade, the aim is to get your ball into one of them.
It goes without saying, Uranus -- that's my favorite.
Wait, what does that say?
Alright, Rob. Here we go.
It'll be Dylan Bohlke to get us under way.
Dylan is quite obsessed with mini golf.
Here's his tee shot.
And it hits that first bumper.
Depending on which one of the iconic holes it goes into --
It almost went into Uranus. Into Uranus.
But it goes into Double Dutch Courage.
We'll see where this feeds out of.
Double Dutch Courage... past the pin.
It had a lot of momentum with it.
And now we are focused on the flippers.
Dylan Bohlke is trying to get across
and stay dry to avoid a stroke penalty.
This is ridiculous.
Look at how much movement there is to the two flippers
here on The Parcade.
It's all about the upward launch.
Oh, he had no chance.
The timing -- that was the worst timing I've ever seen.
You have to hit it on the ascend.
And they all hit it when they're going down.
It's like a ramp into the river
or a ramp over the river.
Killing me!
And now let's see if Tyler can get it in your Uranus.
It's gonna be Putt Bunyan.
So Putt Bunyan is going to be how it rolls out.
Here it comes.
Ohhh...
Let's see if the ramp comes into play.
Oh. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Drop your putter. It's time to run over the flippers.
If Tyler wants to have a real big advantage
and move on to putt for a quarter million dollars,
don't go into the water.
Tyler...Oh!
What in the world? What it God's name is going on?!
Right in his face, and right into the cold water.
And you're shaking your head already.
You can't even speak.
You can't even give the analysis.
It's driving you nuts.
Another down ramp flipper run!
I can't! Did you see it?! Joe!
Why?
Kathy Valyo steps up now for her tee shot.
The last time we saw her,
she pulled off that amazing hole in one on Holeywood.
Really, really impressive.
63-year-old. Here it is.
Kathy, which hole will it go into?
It's Uranus! Uranus! Right in Uranus!
Kathy puts it in Uranus, Rob.
That's right, Joe.
As it comes out of Uranus...
Towards the hole!
It's a hole in one!
She did it again! Oh, my God!
Kathy... It happened!
...has just hit a hole in one!
That is amazing! I can't believe what I just saw! Unbelievable!
Right in Uranus, right in the hole!
[ Beeping ] That was amazing!
Kathy has done it again! Never before.
The first time, four years of "Holey Moley,"
that any player has had back-to-back holes in one.
Statistically speaking, she might be one of
the greatest players we've ever had on the show.
The key was the tee shot, as Kathy put it in Uranus.
Right there, sha-bang.
And then look at how the ball comes out of Uranus.
Hot and fast. Ba-boom.
Right on track.
That's one of the great moments in the four years
of this show right there.
The Cinderella story, Joe, it just keeps unfolding.
It keeps unfolding.
Kathy is through, but Dylan and Tyler
are still playing for that final spot.
One of these two golfers
is gonna end up in the final pairing
and play to become a Holey Moley champion.
Who's gonna join Kathy Valyo?
We find out when we return to
"Holey Moley," the season finale,
quarter million dollars coming up.
And now, Rob Riggle's continuing efforts
to save "Holey Moley."
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[ Laughs ] I was born ready.
[ Chuckles ] Just need to tweak my hair.
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I know.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley"
any action here on The Parcade.
Kathy Valyo is through to the final round.
Now it's time to find out who will be joining her
for a chance at $250,000.
Will it be Dylan or Tyler for that final spot?
Dylan, this for a 3.
Dylan is a very good putter.
Riggle: No backswing. Very difficult putt.
And he does it. Puts it in.
He puts it in. Wow!
That was a clutch putt for Dylan Bohlke.
That was a beautiful shot.
A little popcorn putter! Let's go!
Popcorn putter?
Is that a handle he's trying to get to catch on?
Well, it could be new.
He wanted to be referred to as the local mini golf celebrity
because of the role he plays back home.
[ Yawns ] Please don't yawn.
That wasn't a yawn.
I was working on my kill face.
Let me see your kill face.
Aaah!
Can Tyler answer the call?
This is the ultimate pressure putt.
If Tyler makes, we have a putt-off.
=A lot on this, Riggle. A lot is on this.
Can he do it? No!
Whoa! Wow.
What is going on?
Here we go! We're going to finals, baby! Come on!
It is a miss that sends Dylan Bohlke
into the final round.
Tyler Kairey is eliminated.
Folks, we've waited all season to say this.
It comes down to Kathy Valyo and Dylan Bohlke
for the quarter million dollar putt.
Let's go! Whoo! We want another hole in one!
Come on! Alright, Kath, let's go.
Let's do this thing! Let's do it!
Tessitore: Our two finalists will now make their way over
to the very last hole of the season,
and that's where their destiny awaits.
Hey, how's the star, Miss Piggy, doing, Rob?
Is she ready to blow our socks off on the final hole?
Eh, she's doing some finishing touches,
uh, in her trailer.
[ Chuckles ] You know, the stylists, they just --
they never get it right. What do you mean, "they never get it right"?
They get it perfect with me every single time.
I mean -- "Oh, they get it perfect every single time with me."
[ Chuckles ]
♪
What's up? How's we doing?
Let's go! Uh-oh.
Are we getting ready for some action? We are.
Let's go! Here we are!
This is really the dream matchup.
Dylan Bohlke, who owns the Adventure Golf Center
in Lincoln, Nebraska,
against the Cinderella story Kathy Valyo,
who has become a fan favorite.
Dylan: Oh!
This is the big one.
The $250,000 putt on the season finale --
Holeywood Distractor hole.
And strap in, because you've never seen
anything like this before.
Alright, Kath, here we go.
Tessitore: Our two rivals face off to conquer
the hardest hole in one ever attempted
in four seasons of "Holey Moley."
It's a giant 25-foot putt
that only the most skilled mini golfer can sink.
And if that wasn't hard enough,
they have a multitude of distractions to contend with,
all taking their cue from our mega-star performer...
Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: AAAAnd, perfect!
I'm ready!
[ Sighs ] Never mind!
No need to send anyone.
I'll just walk myself to set.
[ Sighs ]
[ Grunting ]
What is going on?
[ Grunts ]
What?! I -- Oh, come on!
[ Grunting ]
Ugh! [ Growls ]
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oh! Ugh!
Hello?!
[ Pounding on door ] Hello?!
[ Pounding continues ]
[ Cheers and applause ] It is the finale.
Two of the best putters we have seen.
You've got that right, Joe.
This is gonna be super special.
Wait till you see Miss Piggy.
By the way, where is Miss Piggy?
Where is she?
Where is Miss Piggy?
I see a lot of animals. I'm not seeing my Piggy.
[ Pounding on door ] Would somebody come over here?!
Aaaaagh!
Guys in the truck, uh...
can you find Miss Piggy?
[ Radio chatter ] Uh, alright.
Well, they say they can't find her, either, right now.
Not to fret. Don't worry.
I got it all under control.
We're not gonna start without Miss Piggy.
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Tessitore: Welcome back to the quarter million dollar grand finale action,
where prime-form Mini Golf Tycoon Dylan Bohlke
is taking on the 63-year-old Kathy Valyo,
who's searching for her third hole in one of the night.
The problem is, we are still searching
for our superstar performer, Miss Piggy,
who is nowhere to be seen.
[ Pounding on door ] Miss Piggy: Would somebody come over here!
Help!
Heeeelp!
Not good. Not good.
Rob, I'm telling you, this is not going
to go down well with ABC. Nope.
So "Holey Moley" is probably canceled
and your career as we know it
is almost definitely over forever.
Yep. [ Sighs ] Man, I'm sorry to hear that.
So, folks, without the lead role, the show can't go on.
This really is the end of "Holey Moley."
Unless some kind of miracle happens,
this is it.
[ Crowd booing ]
[ Angelic chorus vocalizing ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, Rob. Rob. ♪ The holiest game ♪
Oh, what's going on here? What's going on here? ♪ That's ever been around ♪
♪ The passion, the despair ♪
Oh! ♪ And the glory ♪
Jeannie Mai! ♪ They started playing ♪
♪ Like three years ago ♪ Rob, it's a miracle!
I-I think we're saved here. ♪ And now it's earned ♪
[ Laughs ] Go get 'em, Jeannie! ♪ Its sacred place in history ♪
Now Dylan really has to dig deep here.
There's 25 feet and all kinds of distractions
between him and a quarter million dollars.
♪ Holey ♪
♪ Moley ♪
♪ The greatest game ♪
Jeannie Mai can really sing.
♪
First putt, Dylan Bohlke. ♪ Holey ♪
$250,000 on the line. ♪ Moley ♪
Ramp.
This looks good.
Oh. But then, it comes up short!
My gosh. ♪ Moley ♪
♪ Don't cancel us! ♪
Kathy's first shot at a quarter million.
There's a lot going on around her.
♪ ABC, ABC ♪
♪ Pick us up! ♪
[ Laughs ] Yeah!
$250,000 putt right here.
Off the ramp.
Just past the hole.
♪ Kings and gods ♪
You are killing that, right there. ♪ Holey ♪
♪ Moley ♪
♪ The greatest game ♪
Back to Round 2 of The Distractor.
Now, as this continues, Rob,
do you think they will find that spot on the ramp
and be able to read it a little better?
Yes, they're figuring out their lines now.
♪ Holey Moley ♪ Here's Dylan's second shot.
♪ Don't cancel us ♪ Good pace going onto the ramp.
Needs the right angle coming off.
Dylan: Go! Go, go, go!
No, off to the left. Dang it! Oh, man!
But he is dialing it in.
You can see that it's gonna be
that range-finding moment for Dylan Bohlke.
♪ ABC, ABC ♪
♪ Pick us up ♪
Jeannie is working it.
♪ You say, tell us of the game ♪
$250,000 on the line
between Dylan and Kathy Valyo.
♪ Known by kings and gods ♪
♪ Holey ♪
Uh-oh. Kathy.
Not enough. Not enough.
Gotta find that middle ground.
I know!
♪ ABC, ABC ♪
♪ Pick us up ♪
On to Round 3 of this putt-off.
Will this be a life-changing putt for Dylan? ♪ Call it by its name ♪
♪ That brings the kind of fame ♪
♪ Known by kings and gods ♪
Could be a good right here for Dylan Bohlke.
This to be a champion.
That was the right line.
Oh, my gosh. That was the line.
♪ Moley ♪ Come on, ball!
They are dialing in, Joe, with every stroke.
♪ Holey Moley ♪
Now the wind is kicking up,
and the temperature is dropping.
These are extreme conditions
with a quarter million dollars on the line.
♪ They started playing... ♪
If she makes this, she's the champion.
♪ And now it's earned its sacred place in history ♪
♪ You say, tell us of the game ♪
Kathy. Come on.
Get a roll. Kathy.
Kathy! Get it! Get it!
Kathy does it! She does it!
63-year-old Kathy Valyo is your champion!
Kathy has done it!
What a ride it's been!
That was amazing!
Kathy Valyo has won Season 4 of "Holey Moley."
A quarter million dollars.
Oh, my God! ♪ Don't cancel us! ♪
This is one of the great stories
in "Holey Moley" history.
We are so getting picked up, Joe!
♪ ABC, pick us up ♪
ABC stands for "Ain't Being Canceled."
[ Laughs ]
And here comes the Jeweled Putter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
She has already claimed a Golden Putter
and now a season-ending Jeweled Putter
for Kathy Valyo.
Everybody here congratulates her,
and for everybody on the entire crew,
we'll see you next time around from "Holey Moley."
[ Cheers and applause ]
I gotta go find Miss Piggy.
♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪
[ Wolf howls ]
Well, Kermit, things worked out,
don't you think? Oh, it was great, Rob.
That finale was incredible. [ Chuckles ]
But I-I thought Miss Piggy was gonna be in it.
Me, too. I just never found her.
Oh, well, don't worry. She'll turn up.
Probably best that she didn't make it, you know?
I mean, I don't have to tell you, Kermit.
That pig is a real piece of work.
[ Chuckles ] I don't know how you put up with her all these years.
Oh, uh, well, uh, I just, um --
Thank God I've still got Samantha.
[ Car horn honks ] [ Gasps ]
You mean Sam, don't ya? Oh, Miss Piggy!
There you are! We were just talking about it!
Mm. We were really worried about you when you didn't show up
for the big finale, so [chuckles]
Eh... Yeah, I heard how worried you were.
But don't worry, Riggy. I can still take my final bow.
What does that -- [ Engine starts ]
No, no, don't turn it on. No, no, don't start it.
Don't -- You don't need to -- Miss Piggy!
Hold on! Wait, no! Toodle-oo!
No!
Miss Piggy, come back!
No! [ Laughter ]
You know, Statler? Hmm?
With our television experience,
we could have helped save this show
by offering some good, sound advice.
Yeah. Instead of just complaining about it.
Mm. Mm.
Nah. Nah.
[ Laughter ]