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<i>Previously on "Holey Moley"...</i>

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[ Engine revs ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Something weird is going on
with "Holey Moley."

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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, gosh.

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You know, I wish
I could help you, Rob.

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That's a great idea.
Hm?

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"The Muppets and Rob Riggle
Save 'Holey Moley.'"

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Now, who's got
a big finale idea?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Bananas.

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How'd the pitch meeting with
the Muppets go the other day?

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Terrible!

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How do you putt a ball
into a fish's mouth

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in the middle
of the Atlantic?

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So, uh, why do you
really want this?

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Uh, so I can make the payments
on my exotic sports car.

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[ Engine starts ]

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I need you to do
whatever it takes.

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<i>Sí.</i>

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What...it...takes.
Good.

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Pepe!
What on earth did you do?!

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Ransom!
Now we get all the monies!

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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Well, hello, Miss Piggy.

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I'm planning the big finale
Distractor for "Holey Moley."

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You are just the star
I need

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to hit it
out of the park.

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<i>Moi</i> is listening.

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It's gonna be big.
It's gonna be shiny.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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And an epic song

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to close out the season.
Mm-hmm.

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Listen, darling.
You've been so busy as of late.

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Perhaps an understudy
for this performance?

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Who would possibly
have the guts

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to step into my shoes?

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Hi!
Oh! Jeannie Mai.

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Okay.

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Bye.
Okay.

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Okay.

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Tessitore:
Tonight on "Holey Moley"...

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Riggle: That's how you do it!
That's how a champion does it.

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...the epic conclusion...

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She did it, Joe!

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...to another
extraordinary season

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of extreme mini golf.

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[ Crowd groans ]

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It dropped!
It dropped!

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It has brought us
the highest highs...

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Oh!
Oh, no! Don't slip!

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...the lowest lows...
Oh!

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...and the most
Muppety of Muppets.

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But in the end...

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Oh! That was amazing!

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...what matters most...

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Oh, what a shot!

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...is the goal.

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Oh!
He does it!

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72 golfers
started this journey...

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She just turned up
the heat!

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...but only nine of the world's
best mini golfers

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became champions.

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Only one of them can win

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and will take home
$250,000.

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♪

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Hi, everybody,
I'm Joe Tessitore.

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And I'm Rob Riggle,
and this is...

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"Holey Moley"!
"Holey Moley"!

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"Fore-Ever!"
Also the finale.

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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♪

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The stars are sparkling for
our big show-stopping finale,

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and, Rob, everybody
is tuning in for one reason.

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Because they can't
find the remote?

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Tonight's finale.

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I knew that.
I was just testing you.

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There they are --
our nine finalists,

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all donning that prestigious
Holey Moley plaid jacket.

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Tonight's finale
works like this.

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Round 1, our nine champions
will face off three at a time

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on three of the toughest holes
ever conceived on "Holey Moley."

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Those three winners then battle
it out in the second round,

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where one
will be eliminated,

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leaving us with two champions,
who head to the final round

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on the most glamorous
Distractor hole ever seen,

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the Holeywood Distractor.

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That's where Miss Piggy
will star

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in the most anticipated musical
performance of our generation.

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Three of our champions
arriving here on Full Mooney

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to a Round 1 battle.

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One will advance
to stay the course to putt

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for a quarter million dollars.

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We're back, baby.
We're back.

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And who better to have with us
to call the action

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for this kind of a moment

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than Kermit the Frog?

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Well, it is great to be here,
Joe and Rob.

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Thank you.
Good to see you.

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Good to see you again, bud.
Yeah, absolutely.
Good to see you, yeah.

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I was so glad
you accepted my invitation.

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Well, it was more of, uh,
requirement, it seemed like.

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It sure felt that way.
Oh.

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Oh, you're welcome to be
by my side any time, Kermit.

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Oh, well,
thank you very much.
I don't care what it is.

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I always love to have you
in the booth with me.

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Same here.
I-I feel the same way.

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You're -- You're invited
to be at my side.

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You're invited to my house
for Christmas.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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Uh, that's a little --

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I mean, maybe a little bit
too -- too fast.

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No, I hope you accept.
A bit fast.

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I'd like an answer
right now.
Please do-- Oh.

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Let's just get
to the action.

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I think that's a good idea.

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Absolutely compelling first
matchup here on Full Mooney.

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It's Erika "Birdie" Shavers,

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"Slick" Rick,
a. k. a. "Slip" Rick Anderson,

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and Mini Golf Tycoon
Dylan Bohlke.

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Dylan Bohlke!

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Let's go!

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What's up, America?

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It's Dylan Bohlke.
Remember me?

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I own a miniature golf course.

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Yes!

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So my life's kind of
coming full circle.

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I fell in love with
miniature golf when I was young.

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Oh!
He almost got it.

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And I bought
a miniature golf course.

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He does it!

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And now I'm on "Holey Moley,"

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and I'm gonna
win that $250,000.

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He's...a champion!

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And when I do, I'm gonna expand
my miniature golf empire.

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Let's go!

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Erika: I'm Erika Shavers,
a. k. a. Birdie...

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It dropped!
It dropped!
It dropped!

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...and I made it to the finals.

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Here's Erika.

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Oh!
That's a first.

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You know, the obstacles
are really a lot of fun.

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Very sensual for a fly,
is he?

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But it really comes down
to the putting.

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Oh! There it is!

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That's why I'm here,
because Birdie...

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Got it!
...makes putts.

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Birdie Shavers
is a champion.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Hey, it's me. I'm back.
It's Rick Anderson.

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I'm the Arizona surfer.

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Can you feel the urge?

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When I arrived at
"Holey Moley"...

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Whoo!
...I had no doubt in my mind

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that I was gonna make it
across the obstacles with ease.

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Oh, bad stumble.
He's done.

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Aah!
Oh!

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Let's go -- Ooh!

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He did it again!

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Are we sure that his name
isn't "Slip" Rick?

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We're going to change it.
Slip Rick.

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I'm changing that.

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But it was my putting
and my mental game

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that won me that green jacket
and The Golden Putter.

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Wow!

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Can you feel the urge?!

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Oh, God.

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He sounds like an advertisement
for a laxative.

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Here we are, season finale
eliminator Round 1.

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Yeah, you know,
50 years ago

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during the Apollo 14 mission,
astronaut Alan Shepard

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became the first person
to play golf on the moon.

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Yes!
That's true.

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Yeah, you know,
and now 50 years later,

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we honor that achievement...

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with this.

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Rick Anderson
tee shot here.

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Has to go over the ramp,
over the water, onto the green.

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Takes a great hit!
Wow.

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What?!
What a putt that was!

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What just happened?!
He is gonna be tapping in!

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That was amazing.

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I've never seen
anything like that.

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Slip Rick now trying to avoid
the stroke penalty.

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[ Beep ]
Man: <i>We're standing by.</i>

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<i>3, 2, 1, zero.</i>

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Kermit: Oh, my goodness.
[ Laughs ]

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Slip Rick! Slip Rick!
Slip Rick!

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Slip Rick!
Yep.

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No one's ever gone off
the front of the moon.
Never.

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You know, the thing about
this hole is that one misstep,

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you can go from backswing
to backstroke.

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He's good.
You are good.

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He is good at this good.
You are good.

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Now here's Birdie.

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Let's see what she's got.

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Here is her tee shot.

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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This could play.
Yeah.

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Off the bank.
Nice!

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A very manageable putt
for Birdie Shavers.
Really nice.

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This is a championship level
tee shot out of Birdie Shavers.

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Yeah, it's really,
really high stakes.

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Now Birdie trying to avoid
the stroke penalty.

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[ Beeps ]
Man: <i>We're standing by.</i>

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<i>3, 2, 1, zero.</i>

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Oh, oh, she got --
Oh!

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She had a good start.

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Telling you,
if you get behind it,

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you've got to find
the pace early, Joe.

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Yeah.
I know, if you don't find
the pace early, you're done.

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Alright,
so this is Dylan Bohlke.

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Remember, he owns
Adventure Golf Center,

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so he's around mini golf
all the time.

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Well, then I expect nothing less
than a hole in one.

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Well, then that's a high
standard, Kermit,

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especially --
Well, he's around it
all the time.

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Yeah, but this is
"Holey Moley."

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It's extreme mini golf.
It's not just regular mini golf.

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Right.
Okay. Fair enough.

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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This is gonna be a play
right here.

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Oh, my gosh.
Off the backstop!

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Oh!
Wow!

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Boy. Listen.
Come on now!

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He almost got
that hole in one.

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Everybody's in good shape

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to have a three-way
putt-off right now.

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That's right, everybody's
in play right now, Joe.
Everybody.

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Of course,
you want to avoid a putt-off...

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Got to make it across.
Man: <i>We're standing by.</i>

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<i>3, 2, 1, zero.</i>

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Nice start,
but, oh, he's down.

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All over.

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Right in the drink.
That didn't last long.

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That didn't last long.

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[ Cheering ]

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Can you shoot your tongue out
and hit the end of my pen?

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What's that?
Can you shoot your tongue out

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and hit the end
of my pen?

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How accurate are you?
I'm pretty accurate.

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[ Imitates fly buzzing ]

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I can't do it now.
Okay.

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Not in the middle of play.
Oh, yeah, you're right.

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Look what's going on.

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Anderson is going to tap in
for a 3,

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and then Dylan and Birdie
will have to match.

249
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:38,211
♪

250
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,250
There's a 3
for Slip Rick.

251
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,620
Whoo!
Can you feel the urge?!

252
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,322
Oh, my gosh.

253
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,024
Oh,
Birdie's starting to fly.

254
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,459
Birdie trying to,
you know,

255
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,793
get that confidence
going a little bit.

256
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,829
You know,
she got to believe here

257
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,330
if she makes,
she's in a putt-off.

258
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,699
If she misses, she's out.
That's it.

259
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,836
Erika has to have it
to survive.

260
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:06,606
♪

261
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,208
Oh, no!
Oh, no!

262
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,544
Wow! That just
cuts like a knife, Joe.

263
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,179
I feel really badly
for her.

264
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,715
Say goodbye to
Erika "Birdie" Shavers.

265
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,684
What a great run she had.

266
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,320
Good job, good job.
A plaid jacket champion

267
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,555
to get here to this
season finale,

268
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,658
but she is ousted
in Round 1.

269
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:29,062
♪

270
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,565
Dylan Bohlke
to force a putt-off

271
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,168
against Slip Rick Anderson.

272
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,538
Here it is.

273
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,974
Gets it.
We're gonna have a putt-off.

274
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,210
Anderson and Bohlke
are going to be in a putt-off

275
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,313
to see who will advance
to the final three

276
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,182
to play for
a quarter million dollars.
Wow.

277
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,783
Can I just say
Anderson versus Bohlke

278
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:53,419
sounds like a high-school
parking lot fight?

279
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,654
A good one, too.
A good one.

280
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,189
A real good --
"Oh, my God!

281
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,158
Anderson and Bohlke
are finally gonna fight!"

282
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,460
♪

283
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,295
Oh, man, I thought
I was missing that putt.

284
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,098
So, Kermit, what do you think of
our Course Marshal Joe there?

285
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,566
Oh, oh, Joe and I
go way back.

286
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,001
Oh.
I know I'm from the swamp.

287
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,235
Yeah.

288
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,537
That makes complete sense.

289
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,505
Sure does.
I've been saying it for years.

290
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,807
Man.

291
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:17,443
First putt over the ridge.
Anderson.

292
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,314
[ Crowd cheering ]

293
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,283
[ Crowd groans ]
Ohh!

294
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,553
Alright, the door is now open
for Dylan Bohlke.

295
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,454
-Gave me a chance, Rick.
-Dang it!

296
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,757
Did you see that break
at the end?
Mm-hmm.

297
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,459
The problem is did Dylan
see that break?

298
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,928
Well, we're about
to find out.

299
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,898
Dylan, an opportunity
to close things out.

300
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,835
Here's that putt.

301
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,305
Oh! It goes in!
There it goes!

302
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,408
Dylan Bohlke is gonna be
one of the super champions.

303
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,744
He is on to Round 2,
and the journey continues.

304
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,180
He could be playing in
the season finale final hole

305
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,149
for a quarter million dollars
here.

306
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,418
The season finale is gonna be
off the chart.

307
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,920
This is gonna be
the biggest finale of all time.

308
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,089
I'm pulling out all the stops
on this one, Joe.
Really?

309
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,791
I'm bringing in
the big guns.

310
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,893
Miss Piggy is gonna be
part of this finale.

311
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,995
Oh, dear.
ABC is gonna love it.

312
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,630
I'm talking about
a game changer.

313
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,998
It's gonna be
interesting.

314
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,300
Uh, and Miss Piggy...

315
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,135
Is going to --
...to deliver?

316
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,404
Yes, she's gonna be there.
Oh, she'll be there, yeah.

317
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,639
She's gonna
deliver the goods.

318
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,807
Yeah!
Yes, Piggy!

319
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,075
That's what
I'm talking about!

320
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,078
It's all riding on
Miss Piggy.

321
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,779
Yeesh. Oh, boy.

322
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,348
What?

323
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,683
More Round 1 matchups
when we return on "Holey Moley."

324
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,684
Don't go anywhere.

325
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,154
DO YOU WANT SOME MORE?!

326
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,322
DO YOU WANT IT?!

327
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,991
WE NEED TO HUSTLE!
HUSTLE! HUSTLE! HUSTLE!

328
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,059
YOU DON'T NEED FRESH AIR!

329
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:47,767
♪

330
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,668
[beeping]

331
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:49,802
♪

332
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,971
Do you want some more?!

333
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,373
Wait ’til you see me
on the downhill...

334
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,408
[laughs]
See you at home.

335
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,076
<i>Real luxury, real confidence.</i>

336
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,411
<i>Enjoy advanced safety</i>

337
00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,946
<i>at the Lexus Golden</i>
<i>Opportunity Sales Event.</i>

338
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,417
♪ Clamp it, grab it, ♪

339
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,685
♪ Almond shake it, shake it, ♪

340
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,753
♪ shake it and collect it. ♪

341
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,687
♪ Sort it, chop it, ♪

342
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,521
♪ chop it, smooth it, ♪

343
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,622
blend it, blend it,

344
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,357
♪ Almondmilk it. ♪

345
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,192
♪ That's what it is. ♪

346
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,194
♪ Silk Almondmilk. ♪

347
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,897
♪ Milk of the land. ♪

348
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,732
I'm Jo Koy with a helpful tip

349
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,501
for surviving your
next family reunion.

350
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,869
There's my Koy-yeah.

351
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,270
Steer clear of your
clear your ex girlfriend.

352
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,405
Jo?
-Vanessa.

353
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,774
This your dad? Me and him
used to be real intimate.

354
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,375
Alright.
-Could have been your momma.

355
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,977
But clearly I'm not.

356
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:52,732
At Olive Garden, nobody loves
alfredo quite like we do.

357
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,668
We make it from scratch
using simple ingredients

358
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,672
Like garlic, butter, cream,
and fresh parmesan.

359
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:06,112
So you can enjoy it poured,
twirled or dipped.

360
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:11,150
From that irresistible first
taste to the final creamy bite

361
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,520
With our one-of-a-kind alfredo
the possibilities are endless.

362
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,223
Olive Garden,
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363
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,826
<i>Tide PODS Ultra Oxi</i>

364
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,361
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365
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,097
Can it one up whatever they're
doing?

366
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,164
<i>For sure.</i>

367
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:25,865
Seriously?

368
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,200
<i>One up the power of liquid,</i>

369
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,601
<i>one up the toughest stains.</i>

370
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,435
<i>Any further questions?</i>

371
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:30,136
Uh uh!

372
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,437
<i>One up the power of liquid</i>

373
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,872
<i>with Tide PODS Ultra Oxi.</i>

374
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,037
Tessitore: Welcome back to the
"Holey Moley" season finale.

375
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,673
Our next Round 1 matchup
is a formidable one.

376
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,510
Three undisputed champions
of the green go toe to toe

377
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,480
for the quarter-million-dollar
opportunity.

378
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,615
We have the Young at Heart
Kathy Valyo,

379
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,218
The Nerdy Cowgirl,
Katie Kearney,

380
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,620
and rounding out the trio
is pro golfer

381
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,823
"Hit a Birdie"
Jaime Jacob.

382
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,157
Jaime:
My name is Jaime Jacob.

383
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,127
I'm 22 years old,
and I'm a pro golfer.

384
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,862
And I'm sitting here
at the final.

385
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,898
I'm starting to get ahold
of these fun physical tests.

386
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:06,933
Jaime!

387
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,669
Oh!
Riggle: Ooh!

388
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,071
I'm starting to get a feel
for the greens, too.

389
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,606
This for the...

390
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,674
Wow!

391
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,943
Well played!

392
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,011
Being a professional golfer
costs a lot of money,

393
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,580
especially when
you're first starting out,

394
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,615
so this $250,000

395
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,417
is gonna make
a world of difference.

396
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,419
It's done! It's done!
She did it!

397
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,956
Kathy: Hi.
It's Kathy Valyo.

398
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,625
63 years old from San Diego.

399
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,393
The obstacles have been
tough for me.

400
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,429
I'm not going to kid you.

401
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,730
Oh!
Oh!

402
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,432
Does she have a smile
on her face?

403
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,101
Oh!
Oh! Savage!

404
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,936
Classic, classic Kathy.

405
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,340
But at the end of the day,
my putter is hot.

406
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,275
Wow!
Wow!

407
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,376
Here it is!

408
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,945
Kathy Valyo!
Wow!

409
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,581
I think my opponents
underestimated me

410
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,117
because of my age,
but I feel fabulous

411
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,019
going into the finale.

412
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,587
I'm gonna win "Holey Moley"

413
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:05,191
and I'm gonna win the $250,000!

414
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,360
The Nerdy Cowgirl
made it to the finals.

415
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,594
Yee-haw!

416
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,596
I'm Katie Kearney,
I'm 18 years old

417
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,665
from Austin, Texas,
and I'm a student.

418
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,033
And here it is!
She did it, Joe!

419
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,669
She just got
an A-plus on The Distractor.

420
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,905
I put the books away,
came out to Holey Moley

421
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:22,108
to show the world that nerds
can win at mini golf, too.

422
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,610
Oh!
[ Laughs ]

423
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,679
My family is extremely
proud of me.

424
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,115
Katie Kearney
has done it.

425
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,384
I've already knocked off
my first three competitors,

426
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,854
and I'm ready to lasso
the next one.

427
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,657
Katie Kearney is up
first here on Holeywood.

428
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,592
She needs to land
on one of these stars,

429
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,028
and that'll determine her
tee-off position on the green.

430
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,563
And as we know by now,

431
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,532
if Katie lands in the water,
she gets Riggled.

432
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,367
What?
Quit saying that.

433
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,469
The comedy writers do this
because, you know,

434
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:53,205
you're the funny guy and they
want to get a rise out of you.

435
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,841
Funny guys, huh? Okay.
Guess what, Joe?

436
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,444
There's now
an embargo on, uh, funny.

437
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,379
I'm sorry, you're not gonna
be funny anymore

438
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,148
because you're offended?

439
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,216
I'm also gonna go on
a hunger strike.

440
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,885
Begins now.

441
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,254
And, by the way, you know
how I get when I'm hangry.

442
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:13,392
Here she goes. Katie.

443
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,928
Oh! She took a big hit!
Ouch.

444
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,730
She might have done it.
And...

445
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,998
she's gonna get on.

446
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:22,001
She will have
a decent position

447
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,070
to tee off from.

448
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:27,473
You see the bounce,
the step of Kathy Valyo.

449
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,176
That looks like
some classic Jazzercise.

450
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,478
[ '80s-style music plays ]

451
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,914
This is such
compelling television.

452
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,149
Here she goes.
What star will she land on?

453
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:40,086
Let's see how far she goes.
You got this, Kathy.

454
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,988
Oh! She took a hit.
Ouch.

455
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,322
She's in the water.

456
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,826
That is one of
the worst-case scenarios.

457
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,994
What?

458
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,762
So she will have
the worst --

459
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,564
This feels like Hellywood,

460
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,033
and it's also
a bunch of [bleep]

461
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,302
It's...

462
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,738
Classic Hollywood.
You know what I mean, Joe?

463
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,207
Anyways, we move on.

464
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,376
Here comes the
Red Carpet Accelerator Run

465
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,211
for Jaime Jacob.

466
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:08,547
Jaime, 22-year-old
pro golfer from California.

467
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,083
Good leap! Wow!

468
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,452
All the way
over to the Joe Tess star.

469
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,321
Wow.
Whoo! Let's go!

470
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,889
Is that what that one is?
Yeah.

471
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,158
Just a star.
What do you mean just a star?

472
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,660
Whoa, look at it!
Wow, wow.
That's our drop zone.

473
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,529
That's a big
Rob Riggle star.

474
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,765
Kathy makes her way
to the Rob Riggle drop zone

475
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,335
while Jaime and Katie will have
the far superior tee shots.

476
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,204
Oh, my God.
Tired of this foolishness.

477
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,305
Kathy: I'm ready.

478
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,375
Kathy Valyo.

479
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,678
What can she offer up here?

480
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,282
Goes off the bumper
towards the hole.
Look at this putt.

481
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,316
Whoa!

482
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,285
Oh, my God!

483
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,355
Keep the pin in
and let it go down!

484
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,123
[ Laughs ]

485
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,592
One of the best putts
we have ever seen

486
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,127
on "Holey Moley."

487
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,562
Kathy Valyo!

488
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,130
Man, we got to watch that
again, Joe.

489
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,999
This is tremendous,
Riggle.

490
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,668
A hole in one
on Holeywood...

491
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,704
Wow!
...for Kathy.

492
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,005
That is amazing!

493
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,941
What a feeling
that is to pick up an ace,

494
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:12,011
and she does it here
in Round 1 of a season finale.

495
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,380
[ Laughs ]
That's from the Riggle Zone.

496
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,348
I saw where she putted from.
She did get Riggled.

497
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,317
Unbelievable! Whoo!

498
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,319
Katie and Jaime
have to match.

499
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,888
Each of them must come up with
a hole in one

500
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,824
to force a putt-off.

501
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,260
Katie Kearney.
Here she goes.

502
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,564
And right now,
she needs this to stay alive.

503
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,533
Off that back ramp.
And...

504
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,503
it was a good putt,
but not when you need an ace.

505
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,140
Katie Kearney
was a wonderful competitor,

506
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,975
but her ride is over.

507
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,778
So it all comes down to
Jaime Jacob.

508
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,883
Jaime, she'll play it
off the back ramp,

509
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,985
and that's a good shot.

510
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,121
Oh! She tried.
She gave it a good run.

511
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:59,425
63-year-old Kathy Valyo
has done it

512
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:03,429
and will be one of the three
super champions on her way

513
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,432
to a quarter-million-dollar
opportunity.

514
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,068
Whoo!
I can't believe I did it!

515
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,503
Time to confess it.

516
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,804
The Riggle Zone
is a good thing.

517
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,106
Yeah, it is.
No doubt.

518
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,641
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

519
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,443
What do you mean?
Did you get that on camera?

520
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,112
Tell me you were
rolling on that.
[ Laughs ]

521
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,847
Tell me you were rolling.

522
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,149
The Riggle Zone
is a good thing.

523
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,150
Yeah, it is.

524
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,385
Yes!

525
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,588
Oh, to finally get you
to see the light, sir.

526
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:33,025
We will have another
three champions battling out

527
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,660
when we come back.

528
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,498
Are you like me?

529
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,967
Maybe we share an
interest in...

530
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,269
Enjoy it.

531
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,137
This could shape the future

532
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,705
of space exploration.

533
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,374
Three, two, one-

534
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:51,677
Once you start
something, you finish it.

535
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,713
Here's hoping I don't die.

536
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,650
These were our people.

537
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,786
What are the possibilities?

538
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,055
What can we do next?

539
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,457
We got a few surprises.

540
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,623
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541
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,959
Some people get it, and
some people can get it bad.

542
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,460
And for those who do get it bad,

543
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,462
it may be because they
have a high-risk factor -

544
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:45,464
such as heart disease,

545
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,132
diabetes,

546
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,801
being overweight,

547
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:49,935
asthma,

548
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,270
or smoking.

549
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,105
Even if symptoms feel mild,

550
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,942
these factors can increase your
risk of COVID-19 turning severe.

551
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,111
So, if you're at high risk
and test positive -

552
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,680
don't wait - ask your
healthcare provider right away

553
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,315
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554
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555
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:10,823
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556
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,164
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557
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,499
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558
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,668
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559
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,036
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560
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,438
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561
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,973
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562
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,341
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563
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,176
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564
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,845
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565
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566
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:34,213
♪ ba da ba ba ba ♪

567
00:23:34,213 --> 00:25:12,911
Tessitore: Welcome back to the
"Holey Moley" season finale.

568
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:14,646
Here come our next
three champions

569
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,382
going head to head to head,

570
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:19,251
all for the chance to secure
the final spot in Round 2

571
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,054
and join Dylan Bohlke
and Kathy Valyo

572
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,556
for a chance at
a quarter million dollars.

573
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:27,793
Will it be Rob Riggle
look-alike Nate Kennelly,

574
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,862
The Sax Man,
Tyler Kairey,

575
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,798
or The Chill Will,
William Keys?

576
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,134
What's up, everybody.
It's Chill Will,

577
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,202
keeping the chill
here in the finals, baby.

578
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,871
Let's go!

579
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,973
I'm competitive by nature.

580
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,441
Ooh!
Ooh!

581
00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:43,876
That looked painful.

582
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,145
Second place is
the first person that lost.

583
00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,212
[ Crowd groans ]

584
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,380
Always want to be number one.

585
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,748
He got it. He got it.

586
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:50,849
It's in!
He got it!

587
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:51,917
Let's go, Memphis!

588
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,519
My man.
Alright!

589
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:55,054
I always say,
"You got to drive for show,

590
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,955
but you got to putt
for the dough."

591
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,258
And I'm gonna putt
for that dough tonight.

592
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,760
Hello, America.
It's me, Rob Riggle.

593
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,663
Just kidding.
It's me again, Nate Kennelly.

594
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,732
I'm not surprised at all
I've made it this far.

595
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,434
Nate is a champion.

596
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,703
Because Rob Riggle
prophesied to me in a dream,

597
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:13,439
and he said...

598
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:16,842
You are the chosen one.
Don't let me down.

599
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,210
Okay.

600
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,812
So I've made it
through three rounds.

601
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:23,115
I took all the bumps and bruises
and dunking in the water.

602
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,716
My confidence
has been building.

603
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,318
Every time that ball
goes in the hole,

604
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,820
I just feel even stronger.

605
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,354
Tessitore: This could play,
this good play.

606
00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:30,789
Whoa!
Whoa!

607
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,157
I'm gonna win Holey Moley

608
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,993
because Rob Riggle
is never wrong.

609
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,795
Tyler: Hey, everyone.
I'm back.

610
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,665
Tyler Kairey, The Sax Man,
from Bloomington, Indiana.

611
00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:41,800
Yeah, baby! Whoo!

612
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,036
Every obstacle has been
so challenging.

613
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,804
Now the red carpet...

614
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,773
Oh!
It looks like he
tore his hamstring

615
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,541
and also wrecked his,
uh...

616
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,809
Future.

617
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,711
But short game's
where the money's at.

618
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:55,247
$250,000 is a lot of money.

619
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,882
If I win that,
I'm gonna buy a house

620
00:26:56,882 --> 00:27:00,052
and put a great golf simulator
in the garage.

621
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,821
Alright, it's time
for Big Foot Wedge.

622
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,523
This is a true
mini golf challenge.

623
00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,091
I mean, Bigfoot
may have had the gout.

624
00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:07,960
I can't imagine
the odor is very fresh, either.

625
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,162
Oh. A lot of stink
coming off that foot.

626
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:13,832
The plaid jackets are off.
That means it's time to compete.

627
00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,901
Whoa! Who's that handsome guy
on the far right, Joe?

628
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,704
Well, that is Nate, who I know
you have been rooting on

629
00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:21,039
during his entire run
of Holey Moley.

630
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:25,244
I'm just saying
Nate is a snappy dresser!

631
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,612
Alright.

632
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:29,248
We will start things off
with Tyler Kairey.

633
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,720
Slow rolling tee shot
down that ramp.

634
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,888
Come on.
There is no bumper

635
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,723
on the left he wants
to avoid.

636
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:39,791
There is the big bank
in the ramp at the end,

637
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:41,360
that he's gonna
grab right here.

638
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,629
This is good.
Look at this.

639
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:46,365
It's a good tee shot.
That is a good tee shot.

640
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,367
How about that, Joe?

641
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,435
Very nice position
on the green.

642
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:51,670
Get on the good foot.

643
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,105
Yeah.
Get on the good foot.

644
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,174
Tessitore: Tyler Kairey
taking on the challenge

645
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,675
of Big Foot Wedge.

646
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,844
He has to swing on Big Foot

647
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,713
and then make it on
to the giant golf ball,

648
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:04,383
a feat no one
has achieved this season.

649
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,251
This is a tough
obstacle, Joe.

650
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:07,619
Here we go.

651
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:08,921
Whoa.
Here he goes.

652
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:10,389
He's got to get
to the golf ball.

653
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,623
Gotta stay
on the golf ball.

654
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:12,891
Oh!
Oh, no!

655
00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:14,359
He goes over.

656
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,729
So that is a stroke penalty
for Tyler Kairey.

657
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,701
Now we'll see
what Will Keys can do here.

658
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,606
Here is goes.

659
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:30,576
Good pace, good pace.

660
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,911
Season finale --
so much on the line.

661
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,613
Does take a slight kick.

662
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,716
Yeah, that's a nice putt
right there.

663
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,184
Will: I'll take it!

664
00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:41,353
That sets up a very
makable putt for Will,

665
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:42,921
and now he will face
the obstacle

666
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,723
to try to avoid
a stroke penalty.

667
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,959
What kind of score
do you think Big Foot here

668
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,594
has on wikiFeet?

669
00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,862
I didn't think about that,
nor do I really want to.

670
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,198
Let's make sure we get
that up on wikiFeet.

671
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,567
It's gonna --
It's gonna score high.

672
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,736
Alright, here we go.

673
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,205
Can he land on the golf ball,
avoid the stroke penalty?

674
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:03,942
Oh, and he goes off
to the side.

675
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:07,312
Gave it a good run,
but he couldn't hold on.

676
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,250
Come on, let's go.

677
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,584
Hole in one!

678
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,586
Hello, handsome.
[ Chuckles ]

679
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,121
Hello, handsome.

680
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:19,291
Nate, who has been
impersonating and honoring

681
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,994
Rob Riggle throughout
the entire season.

682
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:26,064
Listen, someday somebody's gonna
dress like you.

683
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,133
I'm sure it'll happen.

684
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,468
I got this.

685
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,836
Rob, are you mimicking?
Right in the hole.

686
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:33,171
Are you mirroring Nate?
Right in the hole.

687
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:37,075
I think we're in some sort of
cosmic synchronization.

688
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:38,343
I'm sure you're not.

689
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:39,611
You know
Dr. Spock was a Vulcan?

690
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,113
Yes, I understand
he was a Vulcan.

691
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,614
There's a mind meld thing
that happens.

692
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,216
I'm gonna give it
a quick shot.

693
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,218
[ Distorted voice ]
Eight golfers compete tonight

694
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,919
on "Holey Moley"!

695
00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:49,821
[ Normal voice ] Wow.

696
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,090
That was amazing!

697
00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:54,259
Here we go.
Come on, Nate.

698
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,463
Oh, good pace on this.
Oh, that's not bad.

699
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,332
Really nice pace.

700
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:04,169
Oh, avoids the bumper,
off the ramp,

701
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,171
and it's gonna run past,
as well.

702
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:10,309
So listen, everybody has
a similar putt on this green.

703
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,077
But now an opportunity
for Nate...

704
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,146
Let's go, Nate.
...to have
a stroke advantage.

705
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,516
Uh-oh, here we go, Joe.
This is it!

706
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,785
Here he goes.
Can he stay on?

707
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,386
Oh!
Oh!

708
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:23,021
He was there
for a second!

709
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:25,223
He had it! He had it!

710
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,895
Oh, nice launch,
and right there, right there.

711
00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,330
Yeah.
He's got it.

712
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,864
All he had to do was just
sit right there.

713
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,733
So everybody lies 2.

714
00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,802
They're all within a foot
or two of each other

715
00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,003
as far as
their putts go.

716
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,404
So at the end of the day,

717
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,006
it always comes
back to putting.

718
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,407
It does.

719
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,676
And right now we will see
how good of a putter

720
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,178
Tyler Kairey is.

721
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,946
This for a 3.

722
00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:49,981
Tyler...

723
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:51,917
Got it!
There it is!

724
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:53,585
Wow!
Oh!

725
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,387
Never in doubt.
Pace was there.

726
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,155
Line was there.

727
00:30:57,155 --> 00:31:00,125
And now Will Keys
has to match,

728
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,461
Nate Kennelly
has to match.

729
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,431
Let's see how
Will Keys reacts.

730
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:08,233
This will put the heat on.

731
00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:13,705
Trying to stay in it to be able
to putt for $250,000.

732
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,574
-Get in the hole!
-Get in the hole!

733
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,975
[ Crowd groans ]
He's out.

734
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:19,711
Oh, he's out.
Will Keys is out.

735
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,815
So now it'll all come down
to Nate Kennelly.

736
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,884
Go, Nate.

737
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,253
[ Sighs ] Nate and I are
really feeling it.

738
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:31,123
We're in the zone,
mind melding, mind melding.

739
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:34,059
I got to land this.
Got to land this here.

740
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,895
Has to have this
to force a putt-off.

741
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,563
You got this.
Right down the throat.

742
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,399
Come on, Nate.

743
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,001
Nate Kennelly...

744
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:44,603
Oh, Nate misses!

745
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:45,637
[ Crowd groans ]

746
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,339
Wha?! No!
Nate misses!

747
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:48,673
It it over.
No!

748
00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:50,041
And Tyler...

749
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,710
Are you not entertained?!

750
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,812
...moves on to Round 2.

751
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,180
Aaah!

752
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,417
We will see Dylan Bohlke,
Kathy Valyo,

753
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:02,788
and Tyler Kairey,
the final three.

754
00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:04,222
[ Distorted voice ]
All competing for

755
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,957
a quarter million dollar
pot.

756
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,261
[ Laughs ]

757
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,797
Round 2 is coming up
right here on ABC.

758
00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:15,700
<i>Welcome to Allstate</i>

759
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,537
<i>Where anyone who bundles their</i>
<i>home and auto insurance saves.</i>

760
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,139
<i>Isn't that right Phil?</i>

761
00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:22,607
Sorry, I'm a little busy.

762
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:24,743
<i>What in the world</i>
<i>are you doing?</i>

763
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:25,877
I'm in the Metaverse,

764
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:28,847
bundling my home and auto
insurance.

765
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,550
<i>Why don't you just do that</i>
<i>in the real world?</i>

766
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,486
Um, because now
I can bundle in space.

767
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,555
Watch this.

768
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,056
<i>I still don't get it.</i>

769
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,158
<i>Save up to 25%</i>
<i>when you bundle home</i>

770
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:41,626
<i>and auto with Allstate.</i>

771
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,028
<i>Click or call</i>
<i>for a quote today.</i>

772
00:32:58,243 --> 00:33:00,278
Pure Leaf says no to settling.

773
00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,247
Yes to more favorites.

774
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,015
No to fake.

775
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,117
Yes to real flavors.

776
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:07,452
No to blah.

777
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:08,453
Yes to...

778
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:09,454
ahhhhhhh.

779
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,223
No to artificial flavors
and sweeteners.

780
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,958
Yes to more Pure Leaf favorites.

781
00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:17,963
Listen, I’m done settling.
Because this is my Secret.

782
00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:20,966
I put it on once,
no more touch ups!

783
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,634
Secret had pH balancing
minerals;

784
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:23,935
And it helps eliminate odor,

785
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,303
instead of just masking it.

786
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:27,739
So pull it in close.
Secret works.

787
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,475
<i>At Duracell, we’re obsessed</i>

788
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:31,943
<i>with bringing</i>
<i>a better battery to life.</i>

789
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:34,012
<i>New Duracell with</i>
<i>Power Boost ingredients.</i>

790
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,515
<i>Helps this mobile spin longer.</i>

791
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,350
<i>And the longer</i>
<i>this mobile spins,</i>

792
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,852
<i>the longer you have</i>
<i>to snag a power nap.</i>

793
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,323
You want it the way
you want it.

794
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,125
Are you understanding
what I'm saying to you?

795
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,493
You're not going to
get every single

796
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:49,461
thing that you want.

797
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,729
It's not the
end of the world.

798
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,999
This is how you start
the party!

799
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,333
You want this face
to believe that?

800
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,069
♪ ♪

801
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:04,209
♪

802
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:09,214
♪When you’re too tense it’s
common sense to relax-ay-voo♪

803
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:16,054
♪The more you earn the less you
learn to relax-ay-voo♪

804
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:22,227
♪We French you’ll find are more
inclined to relax-ay-voo♪

805
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,564
♪Relax, relax♪

806
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,899
♪Relax, relax-ay-voo♪

807
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,102
(Grandmother)
Thank you for taking me home.
It's so far.

808
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,771
(Young Woman)
Don't worry about it, Grandma!
This'll be fun.

809
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,272
(Young Woman)
Two chocolate milkshakes,
please.

810
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:35,273
(Grandmother)
Make it three.

811
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,608
(Young Woman)
Three?

812
00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:41,279
(Grandmother)
Did you get his number?

813
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:42,247
(Young Woman)
No, Grandma! Grandma!!

814
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,582
(Grandmother)
Excuse me!

815
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,284
(Young Woman VO)
Some relationships get better
with time.

816
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,286
That's why I got a Crosstrek.

817
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,288
(AVO)
Ninety-six percent of Subaru
vehicles sold in the last

818
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,290
ten years are still on the road.

819
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,625
(Grandmother)
I'm so glad you got a Subaru.

820
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:54,960
(Young Woman)
I wonder who gave me the idea?

821
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,629
(AVO)
Love. It's what makes Subaru,
Subaru.

822
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,480
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."

823
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,748
Round 2 action
about to get under way.

824
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:51,082
Three of our
super champions remain,

825
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:53,151
and it's a knockout round.

826
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,086
Only the top two
will advance

827
00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,922
to putt for
a quarter million dollars.

828
00:35:57,922 --> 00:36:00,492
It's Mini Golf Tycoon
Dylan Bohlke,

829
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,727
the Young at Heart,
Kathy Valyo,

830
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:05,463
and The Sax Man,
Tyler Kairey.

831
00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:08,400
One of the new hit holes
from Season 3

832
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,236
returns for an encore
performance here in Season 4.

833
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:13,138
Here's our resident golf pro
Stephen Curry

834
00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:14,372
to take us through it.

835
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,241
It's time for some
'80s nostalgia

836
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,243
with this next -- Parcade.

837
00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:20,645
We've had some iconic holes
over the years.

838
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:24,649
And on Parcade, the aim is to
get your ball into one of them.

839
00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:27,986
It goes without saying,
Uranus -- that's my favorite.

840
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,487
Wait, what does that say?

841
00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:31,089
Alright, Rob.
Here we go.

842
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:33,725
It'll be Dylan Bohlke
to get us under way.

843
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,994
Dylan is quite obsessed
with mini golf.

844
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:39,064
Here's his tee shot.

845
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,066
And it hits
that first bumper.

846
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,668
Depending on which one of the
iconic holes it goes into --

847
00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:45,537
It almost went into Uranus.
Into Uranus.

848
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,405
But it goes into
Double Dutch Courage.

849
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:49,007
We'll see where
this feeds out of.

850
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,077
Double Dutch Courage...
past the pin.

851
00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:54,713
It had a lot of momentum
with it.

852
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,048
And now we are focused
on the flippers.

853
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,350
Dylan Bohlke is trying
to get across

854
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:02,620
and stay dry
to avoid a stroke penalty.

855
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,322
This is ridiculous.

856
00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:06,991
Look at how much movement
there is to the two flippers

857
00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:08,259
here on The Parcade.

858
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:10,995
It's all about
the upward launch.

859
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,164
Oh, he had no chance.

860
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,467
The timing -- that was
the worst timing I've ever seen.

861
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,635
You have to hit it
on the ascend.

862
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,404
And they all hit it
when they're going down.

863
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:20,872
It's like a ramp
into the river

864
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,107
or a ramp over the river.

865
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:24,209
Killing me!

866
00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:27,545
And now let's see if Tyler
can get it in your Uranus.

867
00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:35,453
It's gonna be
Putt Bunyan.

868
00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:38,923
So Putt Bunyan is going to be
how it rolls out.

869
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,825
Here it comes.

870
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,227
Ohhh...

871
00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:44,662
Let's see if
the ramp comes into play.

872
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:47,432
Oh. Not bad.
Not bad. Not bad at all.

873
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,035
Drop your putter. It's time to
run over the flippers.

874
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,240
If Tyler wants to have
a real big advantage

875
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,842
and move on to putt
for a quarter million dollars,

876
00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:59,677
don't go into the water.

877
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:03,882
Tyler...Oh!

878
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:06,384
What in the world?
What it God's name
is going on?!

879
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:09,220
Right in his face,
and right into the cold water.

880
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:12,056
And you're shaking
your head already.

881
00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:13,258
You can't even speak.

882
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:15,026
You can't even
give the analysis.

883
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:17,862
It's driving you nuts.

884
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,398
Another down ramp
flipper run!

885
00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:23,101
I can't!
Did you see it?! Joe!

886
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,836
Why?

887
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:29,908
Kathy Valyo steps up now
for her tee shot.

888
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,810
The last time we saw her,

889
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,913
she pulled off that amazing
hole in one on Holeywood.

890
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,281
Really, really impressive.

891
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,984
63-year-old.
Here it is.

892
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,389
Kathy,
which hole will it go into?

893
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,291
It's Uranus!
Uranus!
Right in Uranus!

894
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,359
Kathy puts it
in Uranus, Rob.

895
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,061
That's right, Joe.

896
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,096
As it comes out
of Uranus...

897
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,498
Towards the hole!

898
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:54,866
It's a hole in one!

899
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:56,467
It's a hole in one!
It's a hole in one!

900
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,603
She did it again!
Oh, my God!

901
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,438
Kathy...
It happened!

902
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:02,607
...has just hit
a hole in one!

903
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,643
That is amazing!
I can't believe what I just saw!
Unbelievable!

904
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:07,979
Right in Uranus,
right in the hole!

905
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:09,514
[ Beeping ]
That was amazing!

906
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:13,618
Kathy has done it again!
Never before.

907
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,621
The first time,
four years of "Holey Moley,"

908
00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:20,325
that any player has had
back-to-back holes in one.

909
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,427
Statistically speaking,
she might be one of

910
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,629
the greatest players
we've ever had on the show.

911
00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:28,700
The key was the tee shot,
as Kathy put it in Uranus.

912
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,501
Right there, sha-bang.

913
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,337
And then look at how the ball
comes out of Uranus.

914
00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:33,838
Hot and fast. Ba-boom.

915
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,473
Right on track.

916
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:37,141
That's one of the great moments
in the four years

917
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:38,610
of this show right there.

918
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,713
The Cinderella story, Joe,
it just keeps unfolding.

919
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,481
It keeps unfolding.

920
00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:46,317
Kathy is through,
but Dylan and Tyler

921
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:49,020
are still playing
for that final spot.

922
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,622
One of these two golfers

923
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:53,291
is gonna end up
in the final pairing

924
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,526
and play to become
a Holey Moley champion.

925
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:57,762
Who's gonna join
Kathy Valyo?

926
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,464
We find out when
we return to

927
00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:02,333
"Holey Moley,"
the season finale,

928
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,003
quarter million dollars
coming up.

929
00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:08,673
<i>And now, Rob Riggle's</i>
<i>continuing efforts</i>

930
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:11,109
<i>to save "Holey Moley."</i>

931
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,012
Riggle: Are you ready for
your moment, my shining star?

932
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,847
[ Laughs ]
I was born ready.

933
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,615
[ Chuckles ]
Just need to tweak my hair.

934
00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:19,017
Oh, yes.
You know, the stylists

935
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,286
never get it right.
Of course.

936
00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:23,621
Final looks! Get to it.
Am I right?

937
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,223
Oh, this is going
to be fantastic.

938
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,557
I know.

939
00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:27,892
This lock sticks
every now and then.

940
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:29,460
[ Chuckles ]

941
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,529
Okay. And we're out.
Finally. Okay.

942
00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:33,131
Good luck.

943
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:38,736
[ Music: "Good Time" by
Anthony Ramos ]

944
00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:40,138
Bodies that look like this.

945
00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:41,839
Also move like this.

946
00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:45,810
Rise like this.

947
00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:47,412
Flex like this.

948
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,480
And this.

949
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,448
And this.

950
00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:55,420
♪ ♪

951
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,600
<i>When the doubt sets in.</i>

952
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,569
<i>When the heart kicks.</i>

953
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,571
<i>And legs pound.</i>

954
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,006
<i>When muscles burn.</i>

955
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,607
<i>And belief tires.</i>

956
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:19,677
<i>No matter what, we go on.</i>

957
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:21,145
<i>Biofreeze.</i>

958
00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:25,650
With Downy Infusions,

959
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,186
let the scent set the mood.

960
00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:35,893
Feel the difference with Downy.

961
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:39,597
(VO)
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network more people rely on.

962
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:41,766
Introducing Welcome Unlimited
from Verizon.

963
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,268
At our best price ever. Just $30
per line.

964
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,237
(Joe)
Wait, did he just say $30
dollars?

965
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:48,239
(VO)
Yep. $30 dollars a line for the
whole family.

966
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,073
(Fran)
For real?

967
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:50,575
(VO)
For real, Fran. $30 bucks.

968
00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:51,609
(Fran)
Nice!

969
00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:53,745
(VO)
Yep. From America's most
reliable 5G network.

970
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:54,712
You can even keep your phone.

971
00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:55,847
(Ned)
Easy peasy.

972
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,215
(VO)
And we'll help you cover the
cost to switch.

973
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,216
(Ted)
Definitely switching.

974
00:41:58,216 --> 00:41:59,250
(Ned)
Totally.

975
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,919
(VO)
Everybody is, like literally
everybody!

976
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,155
The network you want, the price
you love.

977
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,656
Only from Verizon.

978
00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:28,199
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley"

979
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:29,867
any action here
on The Parcade.

980
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:32,436
Kathy Valyo is through
to the final round.

981
00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:35,439
Now it's time to find out
who will be joining her

982
00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:39,010
for a chance at $250,000.

983
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:42,914
Will it be Dylan or Tyler
for that final spot?

984
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:48,786
Dylan, this for a 3.

985
00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:51,355
Dylan is
a very good putter.

986
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,491
Riggle: No backswing.
Very difficult putt.

987
00:44:58,496 --> 00:44:59,697
And he does it.
Puts it in.

988
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,332
He puts it in.
Wow!

989
00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:04,335
That was a clutch putt
for Dylan Bohlke.

990
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:05,670
That was
a beautiful shot.

991
00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:08,172
A little popcorn putter!
Let's go!

992
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:09,674
Popcorn putter?

993
00:45:09,674 --> 00:45:11,842
Is that a handle he's trying
to get to catch on?

994
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:13,511
Well, it could be new.

995
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:16,247
He wanted to be referred to
as the local mini golf celebrity

996
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:18,015
because of the role
he plays back home.

997
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:20,218
[ Yawns ]
Please don't yawn.

998
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,452
That wasn't a yawn.

999
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,020
I was working on
my kill face.

1000
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,322
Let me see
your kill face.

1001
00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,656
Aaah!

1002
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:30,194
Can Tyler answer
the call?

1003
00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:33,197
This is the ultimate
pressure putt.

1004
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:36,601
If Tyler makes,
we have a putt-off.

1005
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:39,237
=A lot on this, Riggle.
A lot is on this.

1006
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,008
Can he do it? No!

1007
00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:45,876
Whoa! Wow.

1008
00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:48,145
What is going on?

1009
00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:51,082
Here we go! We're going to
finals, baby! Come on!

1010
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:54,018
It is a miss that sends
Dylan Bohlke

1011
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,620
into the final round.

1012
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:57,521
Tyler Kairey is eliminated.

1013
00:45:57,521 --> 00:46:00,424
Folks, we've waited
all season to say this.

1014
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:04,395
It comes down to Kathy Valyo
and Dylan Bohlke

1015
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:07,098
for the quarter million dollar
putt.

1016
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,699
Let's go!
Whoo!
We want another hole in one!

1017
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,868
Come on!
Alright, Kath, let's go.

1018
00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:13,371
Let's do this thing!
Let's do it!

1019
00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:16,140
Tessitore: Our two finalists
will now make their way over

1020
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:18,009
to the very last hole
of the season,

1021
00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:21,145
and that's where
their destiny awaits.

1022
00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:23,047
Hey, how's the star,
Miss Piggy, doing, Rob?

1023
00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:25,483
Is she ready to blow our socks
off on the final hole?

1024
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:28,319
Eh, she's doing
some finishing touches,

1025
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,954
uh, in her trailer.

1026
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,856
[ Chuckles ] You know,
the stylists, they just --

1027
00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:33,858
they never get it right.
What do you mean,
"they never get it right"?

1028
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,793
They get it perfect with me
every single time.

1029
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,728
I mean --
"Oh, they get it perfect every
single time with me."

1030
00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:39,063
[ Chuckles ]

1031
00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:43,100
♪

1032
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,568
What's up?
How's we doing?

1033
00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:46,037
Let's go!
Uh-oh.

1034
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,972
Are we getting ready
for some action?
We are.

1035
00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:49,607
Let's go!
Here we are!

1036
00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:51,809
This is really
the dream matchup.

1037
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,845
Dylan Bohlke, who owns
the Adventure Golf Center

1038
00:46:54,845 --> 00:46:56,414
in Lincoln, Nebraska,

1039
00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:59,950
against the Cinderella story
Kathy Valyo,

1040
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:02,987
who has become
a fan favorite.

1041
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,222
Dylan: Oh!

1042
00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:06,824
This is the big one.

1043
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:10,227
The $250,000 putt
on the season finale --

1044
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:12,196
Holeywood Distractor hole.

1045
00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:14,632
And strap in,
because you've never seen

1046
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:17,134
anything like this before.

1047
00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:19,370
Alright, Kath,
here we go.

1048
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,806
Tessitore: Our two rivals
face off to conquer

1049
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:23,808
the hardest hole in one
ever attempted

1050
00:47:23,808 --> 00:47:26,210
in four seasons
of "Holey Moley."

1051
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:28,446
It's a giant 25-foot putt

1052
00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:31,949
that only the most skilled
mini golfer can sink.

1053
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:33,617
And if that wasn't
hard enough,

1054
00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:36,654
they have a multitude
of distractions to contend with,

1055
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:40,925
all taking their cue
from our mega-star performer...

1056
00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:42,827
Miss Piggy.

1057
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:45,162
Miss Piggy:
AAAAnd, perfect!

1058
00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:47,264
I'm ready!

1059
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,000
I'm ready!

1060
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:53,404
[ Sighs ] Never mind!

1061
00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:55,206
No need to send anyone.

1062
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:57,475
I'll just walk myself to set.

1063
00:47:57,475 --> 00:47:58,976
[ Sighs ]

1064
00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:00,911
[ Grunting ]

1065
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:02,513
What is going on?

1066
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:03,948
[ Grunts ]

1067
00:48:03,948 --> 00:48:06,817
What?! I -- Oh, come on!

1068
00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:08,919
[ Grunting ]

1069
00:48:08,919 --> 00:48:11,155
Ugh! [ Growls ]

1070
00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:13,157
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!

1071
00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:15,126
Oh! Ugh!

1072
00:48:16,293 --> 00:48:17,695
Hello?!

1073
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,864
[ Pounding on door ]
Hello?!

1074
00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:21,265
[ Pounding continues ]

1075
00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:24,068
[ Cheers and applause ]
It is the finale.

1076
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,971
Two of the best putters
we have seen.

1077
00:48:26,971 --> 00:48:28,272
You've got that right,
Joe.

1078
00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:30,241
This is gonna be
super special.

1079
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,842
Wait till you see
Miss Piggy.

1080
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,911
By the way,
where is Miss Piggy?

1081
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,013
Where is she?

1082
00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,617
Where is Miss Piggy?

1083
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,921
I see a lot of animals.
I'm not seeing my Piggy.

1084
00:48:45,956 --> 00:48:48,359
[ Pounding on door ]
Would somebody
come over here?!

1085
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:51,162
Aaaaagh!

1086
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,664
Guys in the truck, uh...

1087
00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:55,433
can you find Miss Piggy?

1088
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,701
[ Radio chatter ]
Uh, alright.

1089
00:48:57,701 --> 00:49:00,137
Well, they say they can't
find her, either, right now.

1090
00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:02,840
Not to fret.
Don't worry.

1091
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,775
I got it
all under control.

1092
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,911
We're not gonna start
without Miss Piggy.

1093
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:09,146
Hey! Help!

1094
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:10,815
Heeeelp!

1095
00:49:10,815 --> 00:49:12,583
♪

1096
00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:20,825
Alright, the reason
your dishes

1097
00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:21,692
aren’t as clean as
you'd like...

1098
00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:23,027
isn't your dishwasher,

1099
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:24,261
it's the detergent.

1100
00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:27,097
I recommend Cascade Platinum
and a new routine.

1101
00:49:27,097 --> 00:49:28,232
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1102
00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:29,967
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1103
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,469
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1104
00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:33,337
<i>It rehydrates</i>
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1105
00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:35,739
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1106
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:36,974
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1107
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,809
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1108
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,778
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1109
00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:43,147
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1110
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:45,716
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1111
00:49:46,016 --> 00:49:46,884
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1112
00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:48,686
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1113
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:40,838
♪ ♪

1114
00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:46,510
♪ ♪

1115
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:53,817
♪ ♪

1116
00:50:53,817 --> 00:50:59,523
♪ ♪

1117
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,191
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1118
00:51:01,191 --> 00:51:03,494
<i>Toyota. Let’s Go Places.</i>

1119
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:06,196
I've been a lot of places

1120
00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:08,265
but there's something
about when I come home.

1121
00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:13,971
♪

1122
00:51:13,971 --> 00:51:15,172
Yeah.

1123
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:17,942
<i>Get the Jack Harlow Meal</i>
<i>now at KFC.</i>

1124
00:51:19,143 --> 00:51:21,412
<i>Grab your Minions</i>
<i>and join the party.</i>

1125
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,913
[ cheering ]

1126
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,215
Pump it up!
-Up! Up! Up!

1127
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:27,184
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1128
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:28,519
[ screaming ]

1129
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:31,088
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<i>for everyone.</i>

1130
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:31,855
[ chuckling ]

1131
00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:35,926
Moderate to severe eczema

1132
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,595
still disrupts my skin.

1133
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:38,829
Despite treatment

1134
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:40,898
it disrupts my
skin with itch.

1135
00:51:40,898 --> 00:51:43,267
It disrupts my skin with rash.

1136
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,234
But now,

1137
00:51:44,234 --> 00:51:46,270
I can disrupt eczema
with RINVOQ.

1138
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:49,173
RINVOQ is not a steroid,
topical, or injection.

1139
00:51:49,173 --> 00:51:51,008
It's one pill, once a day,

1140
00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:53,444
that's effective without
topical steroids.

1141
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,612
Many taking RINVOQ

1142
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,680
saw clear
or almost-clear skin

1143
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,650
while some saw up
to 100% clear skin.

1144
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:02,019
Plus, they felt
fast itch relief

1145
00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:03,854
some as early as 1 week.

1146
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,589
That's RINVOQ Relief.

1147
00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:07,591
RINVOQ can lower your ability
to fight infections,

1148
00:52:07,591 --> 00:52:08,859
including TB.

1149
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,494
Serious infections
and blood clots,

1150
00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:12,162
some fatal, cancers including

1151
00:52:12,162 --> 00:52:13,497
lymphoma and skin cancer,

1152
00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:14,832
death, heart attack, stroke,

1153
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,433
and tears in the stomach
or intestines occurred.

1154
00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:17,668
People 50 and older

1155
00:52:17,668 --> 00:52:18,936
with at least
one heart disease

1156
00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:20,504
risk factor
have higher risks.

1157
00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:22,139
Don't take if allergic
to RINVOQ,

1158
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,907
as serious reactions
can occur.

1159
00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,410
Tell your doctor if you are
or may become pregnant.

1160
00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:28,879
Disrupt the itch and
rash of eczema.

1161
00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,381
Talk to your eczema specialist

1162
00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:32,082
about RINVOQ.

1163
00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:32,883
Learn how AbbVie

1164
00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:33,717
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1165
00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:29,440
Tessitore: Welcome back
to the quarter million
dollar grand finale action,

1166
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,943
where prime-form
Mini Golf Tycoon Dylan Bohlke

1167
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:36,480
is taking on
the 63-year-old Kathy Valyo,

1168
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,817
who's searching for her third
hole in one of the night.

1169
00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:42,352
The problem is,
we are still searching

1170
00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:45,189
for our superstar performer,
Miss Piggy,

1171
00:53:45,189 --> 00:53:47,357
who is
nowhere to be seen.

1172
00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:49,760
[ Pounding on door ]
Miss Piggy: Would somebody
come over here!

1173
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,095
Help!

1174
00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:52,996
Heeeelp!

1175
00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,432
Not good. Not good.

1176
00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:57,768
Rob, I'm telling you,
this is not going

1177
00:53:57,768 --> 00:54:00,070
to go down well
with ABC.
Nope.

1178
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,139
So "Holey Moley"
is probably canceled

1179
00:54:02,139 --> 00:54:03,340
and your career
as we know it

1180
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:06,410
is almost definitely
over forever.

1181
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,279
Yep.
[ Sighs ] Man,
I'm sorry to hear that.

1182
00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:13,550
So, folks, without the lead
role, the show can't go on.

1183
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,720
This really is the end
of "Holey Moley."

1184
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,523
Unless some kind
of miracle happens,

1185
00:54:19,523 --> 00:54:20,758
this is it.

1186
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,993
[ Crowd booing ]

1187
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:24,895
[ Angelic chorus vocalizing ]

1188
00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:27,464
♪♪

1189
00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:30,134
[ Cheers and applause ]

1190
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:33,070
Oh, Rob. Rob.
♪ The holiest game ♪

1191
00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:35,806
Oh, what's going on here?
What's going on here?
♪ That's ever been around ♪

1192
00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:37,141
♪ The passion, the despair ♪

1193
00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:38,742
Oh!
♪ And the glory ♪

1194
00:54:38,742 --> 00:54:40,844
Jeannie Mai!
♪ They started playing ♪

1195
00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:42,713
♪ Like three years ago ♪
Rob, it's a miracle!

1196
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:44,782
I-I think
we're saved here.
♪ And now it's earned ♪

1197
00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,717
[ Laughs ]
Go get 'em, Jeannie!
♪ Its sacred place in history ♪

1198
00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:49,153
Now Dylan really has
to dig deep here.

1199
00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:52,823
There's 25 feet
and all kinds of distractions

1200
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:55,225
between him
and a quarter million dollars.

1201
00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:57,261
♪ Holey ♪

1202
00:54:57,261 --> 00:54:58,495
♪ Moley ♪

1203
00:54:58,495 --> 00:54:59,930
♪ The greatest game ♪

1204
00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:01,398
Jeannie Mai
can really sing.

1205
00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,367
♪

1206
00:55:03,367 --> 00:55:05,502
First putt, Dylan Bohlke.
♪ Holey ♪

1207
00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:08,305
$250,000 on the line.
♪ Moley ♪

1208
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,807
Ramp.

1209
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,141
This looks good.

1210
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,676
Oh.
But then,
it comes up short!

1211
00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:14,111
My gosh.
♪ Moley ♪

1212
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,612
♪ Don't cancel us! ♪

1213
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,281
Kathy's first shot
at a quarter million.

1214
00:55:17,281 --> 00:55:19,049
There's a lot going on
around her.

1215
00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:22,352
♪ ABC, ABC ♪

1216
00:55:22,352 --> 00:55:23,854
♪ Pick us up! ♪

1217
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:25,522
[ Laughs ] Yeah!

1218
00:55:26,623 --> 00:55:29,259
$250,000 putt right here.

1219
00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:30,994
Off the ramp.

1220
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,596
Just past the hole.

1221
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:34,331
♪ Kings and gods ♪

1222
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,366
You are killing that,
right there.
♪ Holey ♪

1223
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:37,868
♪ Moley ♪

1224
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,203
♪ The greatest game ♪

1225
00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:40,838
Back to Round 2
of The Distractor.

1226
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,773
Now, as this
continues, Rob,

1227
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:45,309
do you think they will
find that spot on the ramp

1228
00:55:45,309 --> 00:55:47,044
and be able to read it
a little better?

1229
00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:49,713
Yes, they're figuring out
their lines now.

1230
00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:53,183
♪ Holey Moley ♪
Here's Dylan's second shot.

1231
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,818
♪ Don't cancel us ♪
Good pace
going onto the ramp.

1232
00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:56,553
Needs the right angle
coming off.

1233
00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:57,821
Dylan: Go! Go, go, go!

1234
00:55:57,821 --> 00:56:00,357
No, off to the left.
Dang it! Oh, man!

1235
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,491
But he is dialing it in.

1236
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:02,893
You can see that
it's gonna be

1237
00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:06,230
that range-finding moment
for Dylan Bohlke.

1238
00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:09,633
♪ ABC, ABC ♪

1239
00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:11,702
♪ Pick us up ♪

1240
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,570
Jeannie is working it.

1241
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:14,905
♪ You say,
tell us of the game ♪

1242
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:17,341
$250,000 on the line

1243
00:56:17,341 --> 00:56:20,210
between Dylan
and Kathy Valyo.

1244
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,745
♪ Known by kings and gods ♪

1245
00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:22,913
♪ Holey ♪

1246
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,081
Uh-oh.
Kathy.

1247
00:56:24,081 --> 00:56:25,816
Not enough.
Not enough.

1248
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:27,517
Gotta find that
middle ground.

1249
00:56:27,517 --> 00:56:29,653
I know!

1250
00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:33,257
♪ ABC, ABC ♪

1251
00:56:33,257 --> 00:56:35,425
♪ Pick us up ♪

1252
00:56:35,425 --> 00:56:37,661
On to Round 3
of this putt-off.

1253
00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:41,465
Will this be a life-changing
putt for Dylan?
♪ Call it by its name ♪

1254
00:56:41,465 --> 00:56:43,100
♪ That brings the kind of fame ♪

1255
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,636
♪ Known by kings and gods ♪

1256
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:48,338
Could be a good right here
for Dylan Bohlke.

1257
00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:51,108
This to be a champion.

1258
00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:52,342
That was the right line.

1259
00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:55,145
Oh, my gosh.
That was the line.

1260
00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:58,515
♪ Moley ♪
Come on, ball!

1261
00:56:58,515 --> 00:57:01,151
They are dialing in, Joe,
with every stroke.

1262
00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:02,786
♪ Holey Moley ♪

1263
00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:04,688
Now the wind
is kicking up,

1264
00:57:04,688 --> 00:57:07,190
and the temperature
is dropping.

1265
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,326
These are
extreme conditions

1266
00:57:09,326 --> 00:57:11,728
with a quarter million dollars
on the line.

1267
00:57:11,728 --> 00:57:13,063
♪ They started playing... ♪

1268
00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:15,098
If she makes this,
she's the champion.

1269
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:19,069
♪ And now it's earned
its sacred place in history ♪

1270
00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:21,672
♪ You say,
tell us of the game ♪

1271
00:57:21,672 --> 00:57:22,940
Kathy.
Come on.

1272
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,008
Get a roll.
Kathy.

1273
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:27,010
Kathy!
Get it! Get it!

1274
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:29,212
Kathy does it!
She does it!

1275
00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:33,183
63-year-old Kathy Valyo
is your champion!

1276
00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:35,185
Kathy has done it!

1277
00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:36,653
What a ride it's been!

1278
00:57:36,653 --> 00:57:38,689
That was amazing!

1279
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:43,660
Kathy Valyo has won
Season 4 of "Holey Moley."

1280
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,762
A quarter million dollars.

1281
00:57:45,762 --> 00:57:47,764
Oh, my God!
♪ Don't cancel us! ♪

1282
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:49,733
This is one
of the great stories

1283
00:57:49,733 --> 00:57:51,001
in "Holey Moley" history.

1284
00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:52,869
We are so getting
picked up, Joe!

1285
00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:56,473
♪ ABC, pick us up ♪

1286
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,642
ABC stands for
"Ain't Being Canceled."

1287
00:57:58,642 --> 00:57:59,977
[ Laughs ]

1288
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,879
And here comes
the Jeweled Putter.

1289
00:58:02,879 --> 00:58:05,415
[ Cheers and applause ]

1290
00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,951
She has already claimed
a Golden Putter

1291
00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:11,755
and now a season-ending
Jeweled Putter

1292
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:14,658
for Kathy Valyo.

1293
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:16,793
Everybody here
congratulates her,

1294
00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:18,929
and for everybody
on the entire crew,

1295
00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:21,398
we'll see you next time around
from "Holey Moley."

1296
00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:23,400
[ Cheers and applause ]

1297
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,801
I gotta go
find Miss Piggy.

1298
00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:27,904
♪

1299
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:29,706
[ Cheers and applause ]

1300
00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:35,612
♪

1301
00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:41,618
♪

1302
00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:43,153
[ Wolf howls ]

1303
00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:44,955
Well, Kermit,
things worked out,

1304
00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:47,090
don't you think?
Oh, it was great, Rob.

1305
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:49,726
That finale was incredible.
[ Chuckles ]

1306
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:51,294
But I-I thought Miss Piggy
was gonna be in it.

1307
00:58:51,294 --> 00:58:53,063
Me, too.
I just never found her.

1308
00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:55,098
Oh, well, don't worry.
She'll turn up.

1309
00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:56,733
Probably best that
she didn't make it, you know?

1310
00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:57,968
I mean, I don't have
to tell you, Kermit.

1311
00:58:57,968 --> 00:59:00,370
That pig is a real
piece of work.

1312
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,773
[ Chuckles ]
I don't know how you put up
with her all these years.

1313
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,675
Oh, uh, well, uh,
I just, um --

1314
00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:08,345
Thank God I've still
got Samantha.

1315
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:10,180
[ Car horn honks ]
[ Gasps ]

1316
00:59:11,314 --> 00:59:14,551
You mean Sam, don't ya?
Oh, Miss Piggy!

1317
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,386
There you are!
We were just talking about it!

1318
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:17,821
Mm.
We were really worried about you
when you didn't show up

1319
00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,890
for the big finale,
so [chuckles]

1320
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:23,326
Eh...
Yeah, I heard
how worried you were.

1321
00:59:23,326 --> 00:59:27,064
But don't worry, Riggy.
I can still take my final bow.

1322
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,999
What does that --
[ Engine starts ]

1323
00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:31,201
No, no, don't turn it on.
No, no, don't start it.

1324
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:33,003
Don't -- You don't need to --
Miss Piggy!

1325
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:35,539
Hold on! Wait, no!
Toodle-oo!

1326
00:59:35,539 --> 00:59:37,140
No!

1327
00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:39,142
Miss Piggy, come back!

1328
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:42,979
<i>No!</i>
[ Laughter ]

1329
00:59:42,979 --> 00:59:44,247
You know, Statler?
Hmm?

1330
00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,816
With our television
experience,

1331
00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:47,317
we could have helped
save this show

1332
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:49,486
by offering some
good, sound advice.

1333
00:59:49,486 --> 00:59:52,122
Yeah. Instead of just
complaining about it.

1334
00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:54,324
Mm.
Mm.

1335
00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:55,992
Nah.
Nah.

1336
00:59:55,992 --> 01:00:05,969
[ Laughter ]