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Jesus, we really don't have time for this.

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Yo, I gotta eat. That food in Hong Kong,
it wasn't shit, okay?

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Plus, I promised Nori and Stuey
I'd show 'em these before we traded 'em.

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-What about Perfect Pair?
-He not gonna be there for another hour.

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You tripping.

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How do you know where he lives at, anyway?

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Reddit. You know you can get anything
on Reddit, right? Even vitamins.

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You can get vitamins
from the store, Bobby.

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If you want your mind controlled.

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And plus, if you think about it,
divorce is not really that bad, okay?

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My parents, they called it quits ages ago,
and I turned out A-okay.

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More the reason for me
to get home to my wife.

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W-W-S-D.

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W-W-S-D?

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It's my new life mantra.
What would Statham do?

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Oh, and speaking of...

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He just texted me, look at this.
He texts me all the time.

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He's actually quite needy
for an action star.

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♪ For the people ♪

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♪ For the culture ♪

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♪ For the culture ♪

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♪ For the culture ♪

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-Holy shit, they are real.
-Which is great and all,

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but how did Jason fucking Statham
break you out?

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And then 15 minutes after that,
bags came off,

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-and we were at a karaoke spot?
-Karaoke, mm-hmm.

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No way. Did you sing with Jason?
Please tell me you sang with Jason.

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Yeah, he was singing. He was shirtless.

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- What?!
- That's insane.

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That was just the half of it. Twenty
minutes after that, we was in a helicopter

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on the way to an abandoned airport,
and then there was a 747,

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waiting to exfiltrate us stateside.

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And I think he has a thing for Bobby.

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Jason Statham is not into me,
first of all.

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-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

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-Okay, so why has he texted you 100 times?
-Hold up, are you jealous?

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No!

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What's up, guys?

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Holy shit!
Are these what I think they are?

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Yo, my man.
Yo, get the fuck out of here, man.

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Come on, just let me hold them.

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Hey, if you wanna hold something,
hold your nuts. All right?

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-Oh, come on, just--
-Oh!

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-What are you doing, yo?!
-Oh, my God!

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-Somebody call 911!
-No, no, no, no!

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You're just gonna make it worse.

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Devin's right.
We only get one shot at saving them.

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Look, I normally don't do shit
for people I don't get down with,

49
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but since this is kind of my fault--

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Kind of?
No, this is 100% your fucking fault.

51
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Which is why I'm willing to hook you up
with my boy J. Markk.

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You mean Jason Markk?
Nobody calls him J. Markk.

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His homies do. You'll see.

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J. Markk!

55
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What up, fam? What's cracking?

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What'd you just call me?

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-J. Markk.
-Nobody calls me that.

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-But I just did.
-Well, don't.

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All right, for sure, for sure,
that's what's up.

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So listen, I need you
to do me a solid real quick.

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My road dogs here managed to fuck up
some sneakers pretty bad.

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Look, enough with the bullshit.
We need your help, and we need it ASAP.

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Yes. Jason Markk, you're the only one
that can fix this.

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Are those...

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- The zeroes.
- What the fuck happened to 'em?

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Your boy here spilled
a spinach and kale smoothie on them.

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-That's not my boy.
-What?!

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We met one time, bro.

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Don't tell me he asked you
to do a TikTok with him.

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Asked? He wouldn't shut up about it.

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-That shit would be tight, though, dog.
-Shut up.

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Can you help us or not?

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I can't make any promises,
but I'll see what I can do.

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That's all I'm asking.
Just see what you can do.

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-J. Markk, what's good, fam?
-What's good, Rel? You good?

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Man, I'm blessed, man,
you know what I'm saying?

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This Lil Rel?

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My mind is blown right now.
Are these what I think they is?

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Yeah, those the zeroes.

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-These the fucking zeroes?!
-Those the zeroes.

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-Those the zeroes, man.
-Oh, shit!

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Well, look, look, look,
are you selling these?

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They not for sale.
We not selling 'em.

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We actually trying to
get them fixed right now,

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-so you can just do that for us, please.
-Come on, fam.

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-How much you want for these, for real?
-Literally not for sale.

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Bruh, I got $10,000 cash right now.

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-Sold.
-What the fuck?!

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-Yes.
-No.

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Give me one second.
Let me talk to you.

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This dude wants to give us $10,000
for some potentially ruined shoes.

92
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But that's nowhere near what
we can get for 'em if Jason fixes it.

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Look, I'm not about to give up
on a sure thing for your pipe dream!

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-It's not a pipe dream!
-It is a pipe dream!

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What you think
I'm doing this for?

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What if Jason can't fix them?
What if Perfect Pair doesn't come through?

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Look, we can break even and some!

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I don't give a fuck
about breaking even, man.

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-What about my family?!
-Fuck your family!

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Hey, hey, hey! Fellas, man, look,
I ain't got all day, man.

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-I mean, have y'all made a decision yet?
-We still negotiating.

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If you got stuff to do, get out.
See what I did there?

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Look, all you need to have
a chance in this life is what?

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-A chip and a chair.
-A chip and a chair.

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This is not just about us.
It's about our dream, the store.

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So you sell this for $10,000,
we not gonna get nothing.

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You said you were gonna trust me.

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I just need you to keep your word,
'cause your word is your bond.

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Doyle Brunson.

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-Doyle Brunson.
-Doyle Brunson.

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Go ahead, he gonna tell you right now.
He gonna break your heart.

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What's up? I got the ten right here, bruh.

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-No deal.
-No deal.

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10,000.

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-Stop waving it in our face like that.
-It's, like, right here.

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-Look, we good.
-No deal.

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And why you just carry
$10,000 cash around?

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I mean, that's what rich people do,
you know?

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Oh, look, I'll take 10,000 for these.

120
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I don't want those.
I don't like glow-in-the-dark shoes.

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Man. Yo, why hasn't he said anything yet?

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-Yo, I'ma go up in there.
-Wait.

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Jason's the best of the best, okay?

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If anyone can do this, it's him.

125
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Oh, so what's the word?

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It was pretty touch-and-go
for the first 20 minutes or so,

127
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but once I got through that top layer,
I was able to bring 'em back.

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-You brought 'em back?
-I brought 'em back.

129
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I knew you'd be able to do it.

130
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-So can we see 'em?
-Of course.

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They're still in the recovery room,
but I'll take you back.

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They're on the table in the back,

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so just don't touch them
for another 15 minutes or so.

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All right, bet.
It smell good in here.

135
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Ooh, where they at, baby?

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-Where they at?
-They were just here.

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-What you mean?
-What the fuck?

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-What you mean?
-Wait, what happened?

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They're gone?!

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-They was right here?
-Shit.

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They was right here?

142
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Check over there, man.

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-Where's Cole?
-Oh, shit, check his Instagram.

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On it.

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-Talking crazy.
-Bingo.

146
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He's already live-streaming
from around the corner.

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-What?!
-Around for them to slip up!

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Woo!

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Damn, you fast!

150
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-Hey, Stuey, move. You slow as shit!
-I'm trying!

151
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-Goddamn, you slow.
-Oh, my God.

152
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-How do they run that fast?
-You good?

153
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I'm fine, I'm fine, just go.
Save yourselves.

154
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Just go.

155
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I'm fine.

156
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No way.

157
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Nori comes here all the time. Wait...

158
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They can't be.
It can't actually be them, right?

159
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Screw it, a quick look can't hurt.

160
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So then I made some friends
with some losers who was like,

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"I know a guy, blah, blah, blah--"

162
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Wait. He's over there, he's over there,
he's over there!

163
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Wait, how you so fast?

164
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Hashtag somebody's ass got...

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No, please, please, please.

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Please!

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Give me this, you punk ass bitch.

168
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-I was just playing, man.
-Shut up!

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How they looking?

170
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-They're perfect.
-Woo!

171
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Nori! Hey, Nori!

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Damn, dude, you okay?

173
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Check these out.

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What'd you do, Stuey?

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What are you waiting for? Just open it.

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-Stop it, are these...
-Check the label.

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Holy shit, kid.

178
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You found them. What the fuck?

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♪ I see you staring
Bad bitch, you better know ♪

180
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♪ You need that good dick ♪

181
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You're a good man, Stuey.

182
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My pops would've liked you.

183
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Looky, looky what we got here.

184
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You got some lipstick...

185
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That's all right.

186
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Well, yeah, let's... let's go get it done.

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All of us?

188
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Yeah. We a squad now.

189
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Now let's go.

190
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I'll be surprised if they don't
do a 30 For 30 about us,

191
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or, like, a scripted series,
or something like that.

192
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Nobody wants to watch a TV show
about sneakerheads.

193
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-You don't know.
-Oh, I'd totally watch that shit.

194
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-See?
-The highs, the lows, the betrayals.

195
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This is it right here, see that?
I led y'all to the promised land.

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-All right, let's go.
-Oh, fuck, shit!

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What? What is it?

198
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-Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.
-No, what is it?

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I don't wanna talk about it.
-Give--

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-I wouldn't. Okay.
-Give me that--

201
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There you go.

202
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,538
Jason Statham sent you a dick pic?

203
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,087
-What?!
-Did you really have to say that out loud?

204
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,471
-It's not funny, guys. Okay?
-I think I have to.

205
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,299
-I have to.
-What am I supposed to do with this?

206
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Besides delete it?

207
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,012
Yeah, besides delete it. What do I...

208
00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,715
Do you think maybe he sent it by mistake?

209
00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:19,135
Oh, no, no, we all know
that he didn't send it by mistake.

210
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,595
Bobby, does it smell like sandalwood?

211
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That's very funny.
So funny I forgot to laugh.

212
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Wait, wait, don't walk away.
Look, Nori, just tell me...

213
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-I'ma text him.
-And say what?

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I don't know. Okay, for starters, like,

215
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"Dear Jason Statham, I think you're dope,

216
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you're a huge inspiration,
but maybe we should just be friends."

217
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Is that how you really feel, though?

218
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I think so, yeah.

219
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-But you're not positive?
-It's Jason Statham, okay?

220
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I don't wanna hurt his feelings.

221
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Okay, no offense, but he's a celebrity
and a total badass

222
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and you're, well, you're... you.

223
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How you gonna say "no offense"
but offend somebody?

224
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That's very offensive.
I take offense to it. Let's go.

225
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,443
- Oh, you mad?
- Yeah, I'm mad.

226
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,978
He's big mad.

227
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,686
-Wait, I think I know. It's three--
-Stop it!

228
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,033
Is there something
I can help you with?

229
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,031
-Yeah, show him, show him.
-Yes.

230
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Boom, the zeroes.

231
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,078
- Damn.
- That's nice, right?

232
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,330
Cool, man, anything else?

233
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,713
What... What do you mean, "anything else"?

234
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,752
Like, no, those are the ones.

235
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,126
I mean, those are the zeroes.

236
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,796
You know what the fuck I mean, right?

237
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,843
I do, but I just don't care.

238
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,176
Of course you care,
or else you wouldn't have offered up

239
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,512
your entire collection for 'em.

240
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,097
Yes!

241
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,602
Hey, babe, will you grab me
another Diet Coke?

242
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,444
I'll trade you my whole collection for it.

243
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,646
See, it's kind of something I say, guys.
It's like my thing, you know?

244
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,362
But you meant it when
you said it in the video, right?

245
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,323
Fuck no, bro.
My collection's worth millions.

246
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,493
-Why would I just give it away?
-Because...

247
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:02,042
These are the... the one-eyed unicorn,
remember? These are the zeroes.

248
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,329
Which would've been impressive
when I posted that video.

249
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,503
It turns out there's, like,
six pairs made,

250
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,422
five of which have already
been brought to me.

251
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,631
So that's it?

252
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,415
Like, there's no reward,

253
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,296
and you already have five
of the exact same shoe?

254
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,344
Four, actually.

255
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,256
Lil Rel just called a little while ago.

256
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,715
He bought a pair for ten stacks.
Crazy, right?

257
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,348
Sorry, guys.

258
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,526
Look, I know you're mad, okay? I get it.

259
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,576
But if you think about it
like you lost a battle

260
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,951
but you ain't lose the war.

261
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,577
You gotta think long run, like soulmates.
It's about to take off, okay?

262
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,577
Battle?

263
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:54,168
I'm about to lose my marriage.
Do you understand that?

264
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,875
-What about the zeroes, then?
-Fuck these zeroes.

265
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,885
-So that's it?
-Shut the fuck up.

266
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,689
So much for being a squad.

267
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,152
You and I can still be a squad.

268
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,649
Let's go.

269
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,458
Hey, pull over right here.

270
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,593
Keep the car running.

271
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,930
Where'd he go?

272
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,953
Yo. Yo, my man.

273
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,027
You on the clock.

274
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,664
Oh, you just gonna put your finger up?

275
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,249
Oh, you ain't getting five stars,
I can guarantee that.

276
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,502
No fucking way.

277
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,878
No fucking way.

278
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,755
-Hey, brother.
-Can I help you with something?

279
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,308
Uh...

280
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,564
Any chance you willing
to sell me those fours?

281
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,401
-These fours?
-Yeah.

282
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,982
-That's on my feet?
-Yeah.

283
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,153
Nigga, are you crazy? I'm not gonna
sell you the shoes off my feet.

284
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,158
I know it was a long shot.
Man, my bad.

285
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,080
However, I got a few pair
in the trunk of my car.

286
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,040
$300 and they're yours.

287
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,002
-Thirteen?
-Hell yeah, I got a size 13.

288
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,955
- Yes.
- Give me five minutes.

289
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,705
I'll be right back.

290
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,757
You have no idea

291
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,842
what I've been through
trying to get those shoes.

292
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,426
Brother, I totally understand
what you been through.

293
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,978
One time, let me tell you something.

294
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:18,691
One time I had to drive four miles
to get a pair in a color I like.

295
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,784
Might have been four and a half.

296
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,277
So are we taking an Uber or a Lyft?

297
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,367
Peace.

298
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,502
What, so that's it?

299
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:37,169
-That's what?
-Just... you're leaving?

300
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,627
I've got work to do, Stuey.

301
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,422
Yeah, yeah, but I just thought,
I thought maybe we could, like, uh...

302
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,089
I don't know.

303
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,313
There's really nothing else?

304
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,473
Oh, you know what?
There is something else.

305
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,688
-Here, I'm texting it to you, okay?
-Oh, what is it?

306
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,308
An invoice, with all your unpaid hours.

307
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,476
-Oh.
-Time is money.

308
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,154
I thought I was off the clock.
I could have paid you. I have the money.

309
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,363
I'm fucking with you!

310
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,132
Bro, I am so sorry.

311
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,802
That 13 I told you I thought I had...

312
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,353
I don't have it, bro. I'm... It's my bad.

313
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,926
-Of course not.
-Gotcha!

314
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,937
It's right here.

315
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,437
Thirteen?

316
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,193
It's a 13, brother.

317
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,525
But hey, you got the money?

318
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,700
I got you, I got you, I got you.

319
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,410
-Okay, brother.
-Easy.

320
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,530
Thank you.

321
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,966
I knew you were real.

322
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,850
Hey, yo, Dev Man!

323
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,437
Twinsies, huh?

324
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,649
I just got mine on GOAT
for only 100 bucks over retail.

325
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,026
Not too shabby, right?

326
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,322
How about you?
Trouble finding yours?

327
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,373
I guess that's a no on margaritas.

328
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,122
I make mine with 1800 Tequila,
Silver or Reposado.

329
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,794
Your call when you're ready, baby.

330
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,850
Hey.

331
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,059
Hey.

332
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,151
I thought you said
you weren't gonna get those.

333
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,233
I'm sorry.

334
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,032
For all of it.

335
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,740
And don't worry about the money.

336
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,621
I'm going back to work for real this time.

337
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:58,199
Look, I know you think
they're just sneakers.

338
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,158
But they're way more than that.

339
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,872
These are the shoes I was wearing--

340
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,337
When you scored 22 points a game
when you were in high school, I know.

341
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,999
And you wore them to prom.

342
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,920
The question is,
why are they such a big deal?

343
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,717
Why is it such a big deal?

344
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,715
It was ten years ago.

345
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,309
I had just finished hooping,

346
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,020
Bobby had called me
to meet him down at King King, and...

347
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,610
there you were.

348
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,315
And you smiled at me.

349
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,697
And at that moment, I...

350
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,122
I didn't even know what day it was,

351
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,540
what I had for lunch,
or even what city I was in.

352
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,335
At that moment, I knew I was all in.

353
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,708
These are the shoes I was wearing
when I fell in love with you.

354
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,684
Okay.

355
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,925
Anything else I'm supposed to know?

356
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,693
Me and Bobby got arrested in Hong Kong,

357
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:09,189
Jason Statham broke us out,
then sang shirtless karaoke.

358
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,435
You went to Hong Kong with Bobby?!

359
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,735
I know you don't like Bobby.

360
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,949
I don't even know if I like Bobby,

361
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,950
but he was my best friend.

362
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,447
I miss having him in my life.

363
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,463
Give me them flowers.

364
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,299
Hey.

365
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,628
Did you just...

366
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,465
Okay, okay.

367
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:47,017
You know what,
why don't you call Bobby tomorrow

368
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,612
and see if he can have
dinner with us this weekend?

369
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,768
Oh.

370
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,610
You think we can invite your mom?

371
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,242
Wow.

372
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,649
-You got jokes?
-I'm just saying--

373
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,987
-No.
-The chemistry--

374
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,281
-Nope.
-We won't let him drink.

375
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,914
-Canceled, you're done.
-I promise.

376
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,161
Mm-mm.

377
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,210
Uh, what is this?

378
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,036
It's a purse.

379
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,875
♪ For the people ♪

380
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,223
♪ For the culture ♪

381
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,796
♪ That's how we do ♪

382
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,304
♪ Fuck all the vultures ♪

383
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,851
♪ Hey ♪

384
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,470
♪ We don't know ya ♪

385
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,981
♪ Hey ♪

386
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,939
♪ We'll just ghost ya ♪

387
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,849
♪ For the people ♪

388
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,068
♪ For the culture ♪

389
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,068
♪ That's how we do ♪

390
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,610
♪ Fuck all the vultures ♪

391
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,824
♪ Hey ♪

392
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,494
♪ We don't know ya ♪

393
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:42,948
♪ Hey ♪

394
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,453
♪ We'll just ghost ya ♪

395
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,119
♪ Hey ♪

396
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,464
♪ We don't know ya ♪

397
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,036
♪ Hey ♪

398
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,834
♪ We'll just ghost ya ♪

399
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,958
♪ For the people ♪

400
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,835
♪ For the culture ♪

401
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,592
♪ That's how we do ♪

402
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,631
♪ Fuck all the vultures ♪

403
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,835
♪ Hey ♪

404
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,348
♪ We don't know ya ♪

405
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,971
♪ Hey ♪

406
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,427
♪ We'll just ghost ya ♪

407
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,482
♪ That's how we do ♪

408
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,559
♪ Fuck all the vultures ♪

409
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,983
♪ Hey ♪

410
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,475
♪ We don't know ya ♪

411
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,823
♪ Hey ♪

412
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,612
♪ We'll just ghost ya ♪

413
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,065
♪ Hey ♪

414
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,446
♪ We don't know ya ♪