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[rousing orchestral
music playing]
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[rousing orchestral music
continues playing]
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[mysterious music playing]
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[people chattering]
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[docent] The lore tells us
of a valiant few
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who stood above the fray
and fog.
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My, what weapons
they must have wielded.
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Which brings us
to our current exhibit,
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the mythical staff
of the gods.
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In Homer's tale,
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the staff was said to harness
the gift of all gods.
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Oh. [chuckles]
Welcome, proud soldiers.
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What did I say?
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Museums are fun.
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Amusement parks
for the brains. [laughs]
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-Whoa!
-[docent] Okay,
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there's no reason
to get pushy.
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Everyone will get a chance
to see it.
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Carved from a heartwood
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not seen in over 2,000 years,
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the two halves
of this ancient replica
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were recently discovered in,
of all places,
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a waste processing plant
outside of Philadelphia.
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So strong,
they reportedly broke
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-three trash compactors.
-[thuds]
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Okay, um, friends,
that's enough.
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I'm, I'm sort of the star
of the show here... [gasps]
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-Stop!
-[people murmuring]
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Stop! Sir!
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Sir!
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-[people screaming]
-[man 1] Hey!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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-[people chattering]
-[ominous music playing]
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[gasps]
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[crackling]
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[gasps]
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[crackling]
-[gasps]
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[whispering in other language]
Unleash the chaos.
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[both grunting]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[gasps]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[people screaming]
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[alarm blaring]
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[people clamoring]
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[people grunting]
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[man 2 in English] Wait,
wait. Move, move, move!
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No, no!
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[man 3] Help me!
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-[grunts]
-[ringing]
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[people screaming]
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[man groans]
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No! [panting]
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Ladies, please just let me go.
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[speaking other language]
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[man 5 in English]
Oh, my God! Look out!
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[people coughing]
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[people clamoring]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Turns out museums are fun.
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Let's have more of it.
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We can do nothing while
the staff remains sundered.
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The champions of this realm
outnumber us.
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Human champions
are still humans
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and we are gods.
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Do not underestimate
the judgement of the wizard.
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To protect the power
of the gods,
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he will have chosen
with meticulous precision
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the strongest, most keenly
intelligent champions
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this realm has ever witnessed.
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I'm an idiot.
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I don't deserve these powers,
if I'm being honest.
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Like, what am I even
contributing?
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There's already a superhero
with a red suit,
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with a lightning bolt on it
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and I'm fast, but he's faster.
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Aquaman is literally huge,
and he's so manly
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and Batman is so cool!
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And I'm just me.
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And I can't say this
to anyone else,
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'cause my family looks to me
as a leader,
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but I feel like
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a fraud.
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You understand I'm a...
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pediatrician,
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right?
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I mean, yeah, well,
you were recommended
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by another patient,
Billy Batson.
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It doesn't matter.
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Can you help fix my thoughts
so that
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they just, like, you know,
stop happening?
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All right, look.
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And, again, pediatrician,
not a psychiatrist,
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but it sounds to me like
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you're experiencing
imposter syndrome.
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And often, that originates
from trauma early in life,
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so if you don't
mind me asking,
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how well do you remember
your childhood?
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Like it was today. [chuckles]
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Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
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I mean, I never met my dad.
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Uh, my mom abandoned me
at a Christmas carnival.
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I spent a lot of time
in the foster system,
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ran away from 11 homes,
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got into a lot of fights.
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Then I was abducted
by a wizard
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who gave me superpowers
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and then dude just, like,
died in front of my face.
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That's not a small amount.
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A doctor conjured seven demons
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and held my whole family
hostage,
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so we had to rip out
one of his eyeballs,
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and then everybody
got superpowers,
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but now everyone's kind of,
like, doing their own thing
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and I'm the only one trying
to keep everybody together.
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Okay, okay.
Well, let's just process that.
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Right?
Rejected by your parents,
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then by the system,
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and now rejected by a city
you try to protect.
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I never said I was rejected
by my city.
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"Rejected by city."
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That's the Tribune.
Nobody reads the Tribune.
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-I do.
-Anyway, okay, well, um...
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I, uh, appreciate your help,
but I got some real problems.
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There's this terrorist hostage
situation going on, so...
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-Hostage situation?
-Yeah.
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[door closes]
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[guns firing]
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[shouting in video game]
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I suck balls at this.
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[guns firing in video game]
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Why do we always have
to play war games?
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Hey, it's practice
for our other job.
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-[scoffs]
-I'm serious.
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Military strategy,
multiple team members,
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each with a special skillset
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unleashed against
an unknown enemy.
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[Victor] I know how it sounds,
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but the house keeps getting
struck by lightning, Leo.
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I'm telling you.
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Besides, you're the one
always talking about teamwork.
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-But we don't need guns!
-[gasps]
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[Mary] Darla?
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[Freddy] This is it.
This is big time.
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-We are the guns.
-[Mary] Darla!
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Why were there Skittles
in my pockets?
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It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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It was.
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Hmm, she's very moody lately.
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Why do you think
I put Skittles in her pocket?
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-Oh.
-[Rosa] Whoo! Ole.
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[Victor] Is this an army
of unicorns
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-killing Genghis Khan?
-Yes.
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Unicorns aren't real.
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It's called speculative
history, Eugene. Look it up.
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[Eugene] Billy,
you can't just leave.
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Your guy's gonna die!
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Whoo! [laughs]
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[chattering on tv]
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-See?
-Yes.
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I told you
you would get into it
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if you gave it a chance.
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Yeah, I'm really starting
to see the appeal.
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[Billy whispering]
What's going on?
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[Freddy sighs]
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[grunts]
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Dude, what are you doing?
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[officer on headphones]
Possible 10-99 in progress.
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Multiple reports of cracking
on roadway.
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Fraying suspension cables.
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All units
to the Ben Franklin Bridge.
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Yeah.
It's crazy music, Freddy.
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It is, isn't it?
Very urgent melody to it.
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We should see it
performed live.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I feel like we can get tickets
to that concert.
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Two. Maybe not six.
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All or none. That's the rule.
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Yet I'm still gonna
walk backwards now.
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So, now's your last
and final chance.
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Billy Batson, come with me.
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No, no, no!
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Man, it sure is a beautiful
day in Philadelphia!
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[sighs] Is it though?
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-Almost finished.
-Again?
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-Okay.
-[Mary] This better be good.
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[Eugene sighs]
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Whoa, whoa!
Where's everyone going?
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-[Freddy clears throat]
-Um...
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To fight crime?
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-Okay.
-Bye, Mom.
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-Bye, Mom.
-Bye, Mom.
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-Bye.
-Bye, Rosa.
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[door closes]
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Give it time.
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[intriguing music playing]
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You guys ready?
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[all] Shazam!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[people chattering]
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-[siren wailing]
-[man 1 grunting]
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Oh, my God.
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[bridge creaking]
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It's gonna break!
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Run!
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[people clamoring]
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["Holding Out for a Hero"
playing on radio]
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[singing along]
♪ I need a hero ♪
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♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the end of the night ♪
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♪ He's... ♪
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[bridge clanking]
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[music continues playing
on radio]
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[ominous music playing]
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-[people screaming]
-[man grunts]
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[woman whimpering]
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[gasps]
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[gasping]
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[whimpering]
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[tires screech]
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[whimpering]
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["Holding Out for a Hero"
playing on radio]
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No, no, no.
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[woman screaming]
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No way, shut up!
Did I just save you
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while you were listening
to this song?
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[screams]
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No! I got you, I got you.
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[music continues playing]
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No need to panic.
Captain Everypower is here.
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Oh.
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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I'm just kidding,
it's real easy.
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[grunts]
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[people shouting]
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Hi!
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[gasps]
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Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
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Oh! They're so cute!
[gasps]
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Did she just leave us?
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Okay, let's go.
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[superheroes whooshing]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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-[woman screams]
-[grunts]
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[grunting]
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-Okay.
-No, no, no, I got ya!
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That's my sidekick.
Captain Everypower Junior.
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Hey! Junior?
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You're gonna
wanna hold on tight.
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[people chattering]
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[siren wailing]
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[intriguing music playing]
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Everyone's safe.
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Awesome job, Mary.
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Circle up, fam!
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[heroic music playing]
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All right,
here's the situation.
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We have one more job to do
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00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,572
and that's to keep this bridge
from collapsing.
266
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,443
[reporter] The Ben Franklin
Bridge has collapsed.
267
00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:28,181
Fortunately, there are
no casualties.
268
00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:29,947
Thanks in part
to our local heroes,
269
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,347
one with me now.
270
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:33,056
It's great to be here, Nancy.
271
00:14:33,191 --> 00:14:36,192
What can I say?
It's all in a day's work.
272
00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:37,924
Right. Well, how do you feel
about being dubbed
273
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,821
the Philadelphia Fiascoes?
274
00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:41,824
Given that that's not
an official title,
275
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,793
we feel nothing about it.
That is not our name.
276
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:45,461
[Shazam] Right, but
the important thing is...
277
00:14:45,597 --> 00:14:47,696
What is wrong
with these people?
278
00:14:49,036 --> 00:14:51,104
Have you ever no...
279
00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:52,970
I'm gonna go check
on the kids.
280
00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:55,010
[Freddy] Yeah, you should.
God only knows
what they're up to.
281
00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:56,842
Probably drugs, right?
Probably taking selfies
282
00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:58,073
while vaping on TikTok.
283
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,140
[Victor] Oh.
284
00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:01,479
[kitten meowing]
285
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:03,848
Is that a kitten?
286
00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:05,386
[purring]
287
00:15:05,522 --> 00:15:06,517
No.
288
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,996
[machinery powers up]
289
00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:20,333
[upbeat music playing]
290
00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:35,711
I'm gonna name you Tawny.
291
00:15:40,217 --> 00:15:42,421
[kitten purring]
292
00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:53,433
[Shazam] "Destroy bridge"?
What?
293
00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:56,272
Not saving is different
than breaking. Am I wrong?
294
00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:59,139
Am I wrong about this? Also,
we saved countless lives.
295
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:02,073
A hundred sixty-two.
It's countable.
296
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,072
Emotionally countless,
297
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,411
Mary.
298
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:07,781
Where's Eugene?
299
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,114
Where he always is.
300
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,786
Mapping out the Room of Doors.
301
00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,123
[mysterious music playing]
302
00:16:15,989 --> 00:16:17,286
[Shazam] Eugene!
303
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:20,195
Hey, buddy! Where you at?
304
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:24,166
Hey, Eugene.
305
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:29,501
Hello? We have a meeting,
Eugene.
306
00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:32,306
[thudding]
307
00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:35,171
-[Eugene grunting]
-[creature groans]
308
00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:36,508
[Super Hero Eugene] Oh.
309
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,811
[groans]
310
00:16:38,946 --> 00:16:40,149
You're late.
311
00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:42,085
Do not go in there.
312
00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:47,123
All right, fam-jam,
let's jump in.
313
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:50,091
-[fanfare music playing]
-[chuckles, mutters]
314
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,690
[clears throat]
All right, big day,
315
00:16:51,825 --> 00:16:54,527
big bridge,
kind of a couple blunders,
right?
316
00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:56,759
But we're gonna meditate
on those mistakes right now.
317
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,499
Mary?
318
00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:03,870
Organic chem is my meditation.
319
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:05,205
[Shazam chuckles]
320
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,207
Said nobody with friends ever,
really.
321
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,910
In point of fact,
I'd have friends
322
00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:11,378
if I had gone to college.
323
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,180
[Shazam] In point of fact
is exactly the kind of
324
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:14,478
smart thing
that a smart person
325
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:15,912
who doesn't need
to go to college says.
326
00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:17,379
So,
327
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:18,952
let's go back to the tape.
328
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:20,553
Now, guys, as you can see,
329
00:17:20,688 --> 00:17:23,423
we started off real, real,
real, real strong, right?
330
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,226
Right up top, all that
cohesiveness, energy,
331
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:27,996
-terrific!
-[cell phone ringing]
332
00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:31,167
Oh, sorry, Coach.
Gotta fly IRL.
333
00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,530
No, no, no, I'm not done
with the presentation.
334
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,270
I know. And I love
these daily recaps.
335
00:17:34,405 --> 00:17:36,470
I just gotta spread my wings
a bit before dinner.
336
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,572
-It helps keep me loose!
-Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
337
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,108
We'll go have a group hang
in the air. That sounds great.
338
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:41,637
I gotta test this slime
for toxicity
339
00:17:41,772 --> 00:17:43,805
'cause I'm starting to...
tingle.
340
00:17:43,941 --> 00:17:46,809
Oh. The, uh, Phillies game
just came on
341
00:17:46,944 --> 00:17:50,052
so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, watch baseball.
342
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:52,485
It's right that I give
Tawny back.
343
00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:55,522
[Shazam] Oh, come on!
What is happening?
344
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,552
What is happening right now?
All or none, guys!
345
00:17:57,688 --> 00:17:59,023
If you say you have to work...
346
00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:00,527
I have to work.
347
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,592
[sighs, chuckles]
Why do you even have a job?
348
00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:03,997
Wonder Woman
doesn't have a job!
349
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:05,465
-Stop.
-No, seriously.
350
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,661
Do you think she wears
a ponytail and glasses
351
00:18:06,797 --> 00:18:08,336
and, like, nobody
recognizes her
352
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:09,733
and she's, like, an accountant
or something?
353
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,034
Just stop.
You are holding on too tight.
354
00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:14,870
Just 'cause Freddy wants
to fly solo for ten minutes
355
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,473
doesn't mean he's gonna
leave you like your mom.
356
00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:19,411
Or me wanting to go to college
357
00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:21,045
means I'm abandoning
the family.
358
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,515
Oh. Okay, cool,
359
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,652
it's about college again.
I totally get it.
360
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:25,714
Yeah.
361
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,654
Do you really
not see yourself?
362
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:28,785
[sighs]
363
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,157
You turn 18 in five months.
364
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,326
They're not gonna kick me out.
They didn't kick you out.
365
00:18:38,461 --> 00:18:41,169
Victor and Rosa
are saints, yes,
but you're about to age out
366
00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:42,897
of the foster system
just like I did.
367
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,903
Yeah, I get it.
I know how it works, okay?
368
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:47,243
Do you?
369
00:18:48,345 --> 00:18:50,677
Victor and Rosa
can barely pay rent.
370
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:53,612
And the state no longer sends
checks to feed or house me
371
00:18:53,747 --> 00:18:55,977
and soon there will be
no checks for you.
372
00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,449
I don't care if Wonder Woman
has a job.
373
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,187
I want to contribute.
374
00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:03,886
At some point, Billy, like
375
00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:06,658
everyone on Earth,
we have to get a job or...
376
00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:08,462
leave home.
377
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,865
Nothing lasts forever.
378
00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:24,007
[door opens, closes]
379
00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:27,811
I mean, it's literally called
the Rock of Eternity.
380
00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:33,782
So, clearly, some things
do last forever.
381
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:36,325
-[ominous music playing]
-[wind blowing]
382
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,442
[footsteps approaching]
383
00:20:09,356 --> 00:20:11,686
[man] Leave me to die.
384
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,463
Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
385
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,796
[magic resonating]
386
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:27,369
Magic.
387
00:20:27,504 --> 00:20:29,278
Impossible.
388
00:20:29,414 --> 00:20:31,480
This realm was sealed off
from magic.
389
00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:36,216
Yes. After you ripped it
from our father's very core.
390
00:20:36,352 --> 00:20:39,049
From every god in this realm.
391
00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:40,448
From me.
392
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:43,291
[bar sizzling]
393
00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:45,522
Do you not remember
what you took?
394
00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:48,491
What my particular power was?
395
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:50,894
The power of elements.
396
00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:54,630
No. I cast a barrier
to prevent your kind
397
00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:56,637
from entering the human realm.
398
00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:59,039
The only way that barrier
could be removed is if--
399
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,706
Someone broke this?
400
00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:03,572
How did...
401
00:21:03,707 --> 00:21:05,240
Where is the Champion?
402
00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:08,149
It was your hands that forged
this staff for our father
403
00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:10,452
and yours that will mend it.
404
00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:13,917
I told you
I would die before I help you.
405
00:21:16,223 --> 00:21:17,756
[grunting]
406
00:21:20,128 --> 00:21:21,562
[groaning]
407
00:21:32,405 --> 00:21:35,140
Now, say the word.
408
00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:37,340
Never. Never!
409
00:21:37,475 --> 00:21:39,140
Never say never.
410
00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,154
Say the word.
411
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:50,492
[magical voices echoing]
412
00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,462
[magical voices]
Say the word. Say the word.
413
00:21:58,598 --> 00:22:01,101
-Shazam!
-[crackling]
414
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,439
[dramatic music playing]
415
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,444
[magic resonates]
416
00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:11,414
[grunting]
417
00:22:17,184 --> 00:22:18,179
[grunts]
418
00:22:19,351 --> 00:22:20,555
[growls]
419
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:24,922
[grunts]
420
00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:27,562
[screams]
421
00:22:28,526 --> 00:22:31,430
[grunting]
422
00:22:31,565 --> 00:22:33,766
Now we get to have our fun.
423
00:22:33,901 --> 00:22:38,540
Fun is for children, dear.
We are at war.
424
00:22:47,514 --> 00:22:49,314
[upbeat music playing]
425
00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:51,487
[school bell rings]
426
00:22:57,528 --> 00:22:58,589
-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my goodness.
427
00:22:58,725 --> 00:22:59,689
-I am so sorry!
-I'm so sorry!
428
00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:01,090
No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
429
00:23:01,225 --> 00:23:02,429
No, it's totally my fault.
Are you okay?
430
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:03,495
-I'm okay, yeah.
-Okay, yeah.
431
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:04,996
-I'm always okay.
-Good.
432
00:23:05,131 --> 00:23:08,434
Uh, actually, do you...
do you know where this is?
433
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:09,634
[voice cracks] Miss Saunders!
434
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,903
[clears throat]
Yeah, absolutely
435
00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:13,709
is what I meant to say.
Voice crack. It's weird.
436
00:23:13,844 --> 00:23:15,136
Oh, no, no worries. If it
makes you feel any better
437
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,576
it's nothing compared
to the amount
438
00:23:16,711 --> 00:23:17,841
that you're blushing
right now.
439
00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:19,139
Oh, I blush
when I'm confident.
440
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:20,711
-[chuckles]
-[Brett] There she is.
441
00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:22,881
-Hey.
-New girl. First period.
442
00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:25,079
-[Anne] Yeah.
-I'm Brett. This is Burke.
443
00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:26,914
Listen, if you need anything
at all,
444
00:23:27,049 --> 00:23:28,851
we're your guys. We got it.
445
00:23:28,987 --> 00:23:30,751
[Freddy] Brett
and Burke Breyer.
446
00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:32,427
They got it all. I mean,
what is it, narcissistic
personality disorder,
447
00:23:32,563 --> 00:23:34,088
-chlamydia, they got it.
-[chuckles]
448
00:23:34,223 --> 00:23:36,057
Plenty of it
to go around, too.
449
00:23:36,193 --> 00:23:38,929
This is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid.
450
00:23:39,065 --> 00:23:40,866
Fanboy here thinks
he's a big boy now.
451
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:42,329
Yeah, he doesn't know
where he belongs.
452
00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:44,068
Sure I do. I don't belong
in that trash can.
453
00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:45,806
'Cause that's... I'll smell
like human garbage,
454
00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:47,602
do you realize that?
And that's your brand, guys!
455
00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:49,507
[grunting]
456
00:23:49,643 --> 00:23:51,078
[Brett] Down goes Freeman.
457
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:52,548
Hey, hey! Look!
458
00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:56,084
-Now I'm a superhero.
-Nice!
459
00:23:56,219 --> 00:23:58,517
[clearing throat]
460
00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:00,453
What is this thing doing here?
461
00:24:00,589 --> 00:24:01,854
-Janitors.
-[groaning]
462
00:24:01,989 --> 00:24:02,983
[Brett] Get up, man.
What are you doin'?
463
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,559
-Come on.
-[Freddy grunts]
464
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:05,890
You're gonna want
to get this fixed, huh?
465
00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:07,826
Yeah, that's probably
why you fell.
466
00:24:07,961 --> 00:24:09,493
[Burke] Yeah.
[Brett] Bye, new girl.
467
00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:10,661
Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle.
468
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,162
Don't sweat it. That trash can
469
00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:14,102
was like a second home to me
when I went here.
470
00:24:14,237 --> 00:24:15,230
[Freddy chuckles]
471
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,870
Hey.
472
00:24:18,005 --> 00:24:19,537
You knew those guys
were gonna hit you,
473
00:24:19,673 --> 00:24:21,270
but you stepped in anyway.
474
00:24:21,405 --> 00:24:23,639
You know something?
That's how I amuse myself.
475
00:24:23,774 --> 00:24:24,874
The funnier I am,
476
00:24:25,010 --> 00:24:27,642
[grunts] the more
I get punched.
477
00:24:27,777 --> 00:24:29,084
[both chuckling]
478
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,685
Well, it made me laugh.
479
00:24:31,549 --> 00:24:32,852
So...
480
00:24:36,986 --> 00:24:38,759
-[chuckles]
-Hero.
481
00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:41,564
[mouthing]
482
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,797
You gonna walk me to class,
or what?
483
00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:46,061
Why would I...
Walk you to class? No.
484
00:24:46,196 --> 00:24:48,400
Why would I wanna do that?
Yes!
485
00:24:48,535 --> 00:24:50,034
Thanks. [chuckles]
486
00:24:50,669 --> 00:24:52,034
So, from the top.
487
00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,205
What is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid?
488
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:59,274
Yeah. Um, it's real inside
baseball, but basically,
489
00:24:59,409 --> 00:25:01,880
a while ago I happened
to have some lunch
490
00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:03,884
in the cafeteria
with a few superheroes.
491
00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:06,915
Wait, the kid who's friends
with superheroes.
492
00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,456
-That was you?
-Yeah.
493
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,087
And they're still dicks
to you?
494
00:25:10,222 --> 00:25:11,693
Sadly, just 'cause
you know someone cool,
495
00:25:11,828 --> 00:25:14,021
doesn't really necessarily
make you cool.
496
00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:15,829
You seem pretty cool to me.
497
00:25:18,465 --> 00:25:19,668
[loudly] Freddy!
498
00:25:21,435 --> 00:25:22,770
Is my name.
499
00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:25,570
Sorry, that was weird
and loud. I'm Freddy,
500
00:25:25,706 --> 00:25:27,273
he said in a normal voice.
501
00:25:27,408 --> 00:25:28,611
I'm Anne.
502
00:25:30,476 --> 00:25:31,577
Anne.
503
00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:32,808
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]
504
00:25:32,944 --> 00:25:34,076
-Nice!
-Bullseye.
505
00:25:34,212 --> 00:25:35,985
Hey, you gotta fix
that crutch, bro!
506
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,114
[chuckles]
507
00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:38,986
What?
508
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,117
[sighs]
509
00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:43,351
[chuckles lightly]
510
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:47,295
[wizard gasping]
511
00:25:47,431 --> 00:25:49,632
[unsettling music playing]
512
00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:04,174
[grunts]
513
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,311
[groans]
514
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,688
[speaking other language]
515
00:26:14,385 --> 00:26:18,155
[in English] Good, little one.
Well done.
516
00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:21,389
Now go find me the one
responsible for this.
517
00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:25,734
[captivating music playing]
518
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,379
[cork pops]
519
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,241
Wow. Um... [chuckles]
520
00:26:40,377 --> 00:26:43,183
I'm flattered
that you feel this way.
521
00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:46,319
Truly, I mean, you know, like,
look at all this, you know...
522
00:26:46,454 --> 00:26:48,317
Romantic setting
523
00:26:48,452 --> 00:26:50,919
and fancy champagne,
big plates, tiny food.
524
00:26:51,055 --> 00:26:52,860
I mean, you went all out.
525
00:26:53,662 --> 00:26:55,659
I love that, I, I, I, I do.
526
00:26:55,794 --> 00:26:57,262
I'm just not sure
527
00:26:57,397 --> 00:26:59,229
that I'm really ready
to commit right now, you know.
528
00:26:59,365 --> 00:27:01,730
Wait, wait, wait.
No, this isn't about you.
529
00:27:01,865 --> 00:27:06,369
I promise this is
not about you. Okay?
Look... [chuckles]
530
00:27:06,504 --> 00:27:08,539
I know the whole world wants
to see this happen.
531
00:27:08,674 --> 00:27:10,042
You and me.
532
00:27:10,177 --> 00:27:14,013
The dynamic duo.
The hottie goddies. [chuckles]
533
00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:16,849
She-zam.
534
00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:19,148
I guess I'm just afraid
that I'm...
535
00:27:19,283 --> 00:27:21,922
gonna let 'em all down.
You know?
536
00:27:23,219 --> 00:27:24,452
That I'm gonna let you down.
537
00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:31,499
You know what?
Screw it. Let's try.
538
00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:32,999
Let's try this crazy thing.
539
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:35,232
Maybe we'll, uh...
540
00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:39,167
seal it with a kiss?
541
00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:41,502
[sentimental piano music
playing]
542
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,456
-Billy Batson!
-[Shazam screams]
543
00:27:54,592 --> 00:27:56,483
You are a fool of a champion.
544
00:27:56,619 --> 00:27:58,793
What the hell...
What the hell is going on?
545
00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,157
What happened
to her beautiful face?
546
00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:01,829
Also, aren't you,
like, dead-ass dead?
547
00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:04,030
I bring a warning
from beyond your realm.
548
00:28:04,165 --> 00:28:06,026
The daughters of Atlas
are coming for you.
549
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,262
Daughters of Atlas?
550
00:28:07,397 --> 00:28:08,836
They're coming to unmake
your world
551
00:28:08,971 --> 00:28:11,600
and torture mankind
for all eternity
552
00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:14,610
-in the Pit of Endless Agony.
-Okay, I feel like maybe
553
00:28:14,745 --> 00:28:15,707
I should be writing
all this down.
554
00:28:15,843 --> 00:28:16,908
-Quiet!
-Okay, okay.
555
00:28:17,044 --> 00:28:18,876
You don't know
what you've done.
556
00:28:19,011 --> 00:28:20,908
I regret ever choosing you.
557
00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:22,478
Because of you,
558
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,719
the barrier between the world
has been brought down.
559
00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:26,387
They will be hunting
for you now.
560
00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:27,515
Hunting your family.
561
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:31,827
[Shazam] Hmm?
562
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,730
Oh, they're coming.
Listen to me, Billy.
563
00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:37,094
The fate of your world
depends on it.
564
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:39,360
One thing you absolutely
must not allow
565
00:28:39,496 --> 00:28:41,799
the daughters of Atlas
to do is...
566
00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:43,498
-[screams]
-[gasps]
567
00:28:46,873 --> 00:28:48,811
[breathing heavily]
568
00:28:48,946 --> 00:28:51,374
-[mysterious music playing]
-[crackling]
569
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,216
-[shatters]
-[gasps]
570
00:29:02,524 --> 00:29:03,684
Hey, Freddy?
571
00:29:03,819 --> 00:29:05,861
-[dog barking in distance]
-[crickets chirping]
572
00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:08,589
[sighs]
573
00:29:14,937 --> 00:29:18,369
[Freddy] Nope, over it.
Done it.
574
00:29:18,504 --> 00:29:21,140
Check fraud? What,
are you kidding me? [gasps]
575
00:29:21,841 --> 00:29:23,373
Armored car heist?
576
00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:25,842
[chuckles] I think I got that
in the bag.
577
00:29:25,978 --> 00:29:27,748
[rock music playing]
578
00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:29,918
-Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
579
00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:36,419
Whoo!
580
00:29:37,086 --> 00:29:38,289
[Freddy scoffs]
581
00:29:39,825 --> 00:29:41,226
Bon appetit.
582
00:29:42,596 --> 00:29:43,832
Hi.
583
00:29:43,968 --> 00:29:46,534
-Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
-Hi. [chuckles]
584
00:29:46,669 --> 00:29:47,936
Um, you wanna show me
585
00:29:48,071 --> 00:29:50,070
where you were sitting
when it happened?
586
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:53,335
Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.
587
00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,207
-Yeah. Follow me.
-Okay, yeah.
588
00:29:55,342 --> 00:29:57,643
So, basically,
it's a table down at the end.
589
00:29:57,779 --> 00:29:59,981
[people chattering]
590
00:30:01,784 --> 00:30:03,216
So I was sitting, yeah...
591
00:30:03,352 --> 00:30:05,749
Basically, I was sitting
right here, and he was sitting
592
00:30:05,884 --> 00:30:07,119
right there.
593
00:30:07,255 --> 00:30:08,216
-Here? [chuckles]
-Right there, yeah.
594
00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:10,220
[cell phone vibrates, chimes]
595
00:30:10,355 --> 00:30:11,925
Oh, sorry.
Overbearing brother.
596
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,991
Oh, I have one of those.
Uh, a sister.
597
00:30:14,127 --> 00:30:15,191
Always has to know where I am.
598
00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:16,490
-Right.
-[cell phone chiming]
599
00:30:16,626 --> 00:30:17,964
-I feel that, clearly.
-[chuckles]
600
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,496
Always thinks she knows
better, too.
601
00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:21,167
Even when it's been
factually proven otherwise?
602
00:30:21,303 --> 00:30:22,797
Exactly. And it's not
that I don't love her.
603
00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:25,202
No, of course. It'd just be
nice not to have someone--
604
00:30:25,338 --> 00:30:26,934
Constantly breathing
down your neck.
605
00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:28,976
-From the moment you wake up!
-'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
606
00:30:29,112 --> 00:30:31,343
No! I'm a month younger,
one month exactly.
607
00:30:31,478 --> 00:30:33,348
And do we have to do
every single thing together?
608
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,245
[both] No!
609
00:30:35,381 --> 00:30:37,518
-[both chuckle]
-[footsteps approaching]
610
00:30:37,653 --> 00:30:39,652
Oh! Billy! What...
611
00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:41,053
What a coinkidink! Um...
612
00:30:41,189 --> 00:30:43,057
I was just telling
my friend Anne
613
00:30:43,193 --> 00:30:45,960
-what a great guy you are.
-We need to talk.
614
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,422
We need to talk.
This guy loves to talk.
615
00:30:47,557 --> 00:30:49,295
-He's a great talker.
-Freddy.
616
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:52,033
-I have to talk to him.
I'll be right back.
-Okay.
617
00:30:53,468 --> 00:30:55,670
Wait, didn't you tell us
the wizard disintegrated?
618
00:30:55,806 --> 00:30:56,937
The skin peeled off his face.
619
00:30:57,073 --> 00:30:58,807
He turned into a literal
pile of ash.
620
00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:00,941
-Yeah, seems definitive.
-I dunno.
621
00:31:01,077 --> 00:31:04,111
Yeah. Except now
he's in my dreams
622
00:31:04,246 --> 00:31:05,674
and, Freddy, he's trying
to give me a message.
623
00:31:05,810 --> 00:31:07,310
[snaps fingers] Could be
astral projection powers.
624
00:31:07,446 --> 00:31:09,545
-What's that?
-Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you
625
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,380
-from the great beyond?
-That's it, I'm calling
626
00:31:11,516 --> 00:31:13,054
an emergency meeting
after school.
627
00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:15,050
-I want you there.
-Where else am I gonna go?
628
00:31:15,186 --> 00:31:16,350
-What?
-Dude.
629
00:31:16,486 --> 00:31:18,455
[Freddy reading indistinctly]
630
00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:20,722
Okay, first of all,
I didn't explode it!
631
00:31:20,857 --> 00:31:22,393
All right? It was already
like that and, and, and...
632
00:31:22,528 --> 00:31:23,962
What is that, the Tribune?
It's fake news!
633
00:31:24,098 --> 00:31:25,599
Freddy, we only have one rule.
634
00:31:25,735 --> 00:31:26,901
[both] All or none.
635
00:31:27,037 --> 00:31:28,233
And it's a stupid rule,
by the way.
636
00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:29,938
I have a girl talking
to me, Billy.
637
00:31:30,074 --> 00:31:31,602
A girl. For the first time
in my life!
638
00:31:31,738 --> 00:31:33,772
And I probably don't have
a shot in hell with this girl,
639
00:31:33,908 --> 00:31:35,341
but I'll never find out
640
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:36,810
if you keep trying to control
everything I wanna do!
641
00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:38,172
Just be at the Rock, Freddy.
642
00:31:38,307 --> 00:31:41,245
[sighs] Okay. Mmm.
643
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:43,650
By the way, uh,
she has a sister.
644
00:31:43,786 --> 00:31:45,050
Total control freak.
645
00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:46,448
I think you guys
would get along.
646
00:31:46,584 --> 00:31:48,350
Think you'd love her,
actually.
647
00:31:48,485 --> 00:31:49,722
[Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam,
648
00:31:49,858 --> 00:31:51,156
I know it sounds crazy.
649
00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:52,925
And, and obviously
I don't know
650
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,927
exactly what this all means
651
00:31:55,062 --> 00:31:56,561
but, but he was super aggro
652
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,700
and super loud and he was
trying to warn us, I think.
653
00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:00,134
He was yelling about all this
654
00:32:00,269 --> 00:32:01,736
wizard-y mumbo-jumbo
about realms and stuff.
655
00:32:01,871 --> 00:32:04,270
Do you have to talk so loud?
656
00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:06,067
Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not
that loud.
657
00:32:06,202 --> 00:32:09,108
I think this is
a perfectly acceptable
indoor voice volume.
658
00:32:09,244 --> 00:32:10,507
What is the deal?
Are you okay?
659
00:32:10,642 --> 00:32:13,543
-Yeah.
-Why do you have
sunglasses on?
660
00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,080
Did you go to the eye doctor
this morning?
661
00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:16,780
-[snorts]
-[Shazam chuckles]
662
00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:19,417
I dunno, it looks to me like
Mary did go to the eye doctor,
663
00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:22,254
but it was last night,
and she had a lot of fun.
664
00:32:22,390 --> 00:32:25,292
In point of fact,
I did have a great time.
665
00:32:25,427 --> 00:32:28,259
I met other people my age
and I enjoyed myself.
666
00:32:28,394 --> 00:32:30,729
You made friends
at the eye doctor?
667
00:32:30,864 --> 00:32:32,164
No, she...
668
00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,800
Yeah, can we get back
on track?
669
00:32:33,936 --> 00:32:35,300
Listen, he's yelling at me
670
00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:37,298
and he's saying the daughters
of Atlas
671
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,268
are coming to hunt us.
672
00:32:39,403 --> 00:32:40,635
So, check out what I found.
673
00:32:40,771 --> 00:32:42,303
"The daughters of Atlas
are the offspring
674
00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:43,743
of the Titan Atlas..."
675
00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,246
which is obvious,
676
00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:49,347
but also Nyx, the Goddess
of Night and Death.
677
00:32:49,483 --> 00:32:51,885
Well, good things
can happen at night.
678
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,620
-And death.
-[sighs]
679
00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:55,283
Let me see this.
680
00:32:55,419 --> 00:32:57,620
[intriguing music playing]
681
00:33:00,428 --> 00:33:03,331
"The daughters
guard the mythic Tree of Life
682
00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:07,099
which grows golden apples
that contain the seeds of life
683
00:33:07,234 --> 00:33:09,065
which gave birth
to their realm
684
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,732
protected by a...
685
00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:13,535
-dragon."
-Hey, now.
686
00:33:13,671 --> 00:33:14,905
And I am suddenly here
for this.
687
00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:16,409
I know, right?
688
00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:17,738
'Cause, like, on one hand,
totally terrifying.
689
00:33:17,873 --> 00:33:19,779
-On the other hand, dragon!
-Dragon!
690
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:21,347
Mary. What are we doin'?
691
00:33:21,482 --> 00:33:23,978
I don't know, man.
This is your meeting.
692
00:33:24,114 --> 00:33:26,852
Right, yes, fine, but we all
need to be on the same page
693
00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:28,453
and, and, and look,
694
00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:31,119
I often think that you think
better than me.
695
00:33:31,255 --> 00:33:34,889
The wizard
did not exactly give me
a tutorial here, guys, okay?
696
00:33:35,024 --> 00:33:37,164
Like, I don't know
how a lot of this stuff works.
697
00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:39,028
That, that room of doors,
or that violin
698
00:33:39,164 --> 00:33:41,762
that is, like,
constantly burning
which is super weird but also
699
00:33:41,898 --> 00:33:43,402
definitely keeps
the lair cozy, right?
700
00:33:43,537 --> 00:33:46,469
He didn't even tell me
my superhero name.
701
00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,736
And it's not like
I'm not tryin'.
702
00:33:48,871 --> 00:33:51,443
But I really,
really need your help.
703
00:33:52,644 --> 00:33:56,448
Uh, I might know somebody
that can help.
704
00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:03,250
Shut up. That lights up?
705
00:34:03,385 --> 00:34:05,492
[rumbling]
706
00:34:05,628 --> 00:34:07,624
Shut up.
707
00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:16,897
[enchanting music playing]
708
00:34:40,395 --> 00:34:42,192
So, I'm mapping out
the entire lair
709
00:34:42,327 --> 00:34:43,760
and you withhold this?
710
00:34:43,895 --> 00:34:44,864
[Shazam] And you have really
been holding out on us.
711
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:45,926
Jeez Louise, dude.
712
00:34:48,237 --> 00:34:50,203
-Whoa!
-[Shazam] "Whoa" what?
713
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,734
-"Whoa" what?
-[superhero Darla] Look!
714
00:34:51,869 --> 00:34:53,571
-[superhero Darla chuckles]
-Hey, Steve.
715
00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:56,870
[chuckles] What?
You call the pen "Steve"?
716
00:34:57,006 --> 00:34:58,643
Yeah, I thought he looked
like a "Steve."
717
00:34:58,779 --> 00:35:00,644
[superhero Darla] He totally
looks like a "Steve."
718
00:35:02,313 --> 00:35:05,985
-"'Crime and Punishment,'
a book report by Pedro Pena?"
-Yeah.
719
00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:08,356
-[Shazam laughs]
-Pedro.
720
00:35:08,492 --> 00:35:11,322
-Dude, that's cheating.
-I mean, he knows everything.
721
00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,928
-Hmm.
-Seriously. Ask him.
722
00:35:14,063 --> 00:35:15,362
You can just ask him stuff?
723
00:35:15,497 --> 00:35:16,724
-Pretty much.
-[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool.
724
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:19,494
Steve, we're looking
for information
725
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,531
about the daughters of Atlas.
726
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,865
Can you please help us
with that?
727
00:35:30,907 --> 00:35:32,775
-These are book titles.
-[Shazam] Okay.
728
00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,380
Let's just all pick a book,
or something.
729
00:35:34,516 --> 00:35:36,950
Where's Freddy?
I mean, obscure mythology?
730
00:35:37,085 --> 00:35:38,618
Definitely his thing.
731
00:35:38,754 --> 00:35:41,586
I'm not even sure Freddy knows
what his thing is anymore.
732
00:35:43,025 --> 00:35:45,227
[people chattering]
733
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,122
You know I've actually never,
never been up here.
734
00:35:49,257 --> 00:35:51,661
Don't lie. [chuckles]
This is where you hang out
735
00:35:51,797 --> 00:35:53,934
with your superhero friends,
isn't it?
736
00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:56,403
No, actually, why would
they ever have to...
Why would they ever come here?
737
00:35:56,538 --> 00:35:58,172
I mean they have, yes,
they've driven by...
738
00:35:58,308 --> 00:35:59,902
Do you actually know
those guys?
739
00:36:00,038 --> 00:36:03,210
Or is this like
a "Canadian girlfriend"
situation?
740
00:36:03,346 --> 00:36:04,442
Oh, you mean Collette?
Well, she and I
741
00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:06,175
aren't really exclusive,
as of now.
742
00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,546
[chuckles]
743
00:36:09,614 --> 00:36:10,813
Do you wanna meet one of them?
744
00:36:11,414 --> 00:36:12,448
Meet, like how?
745
00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:14,289
Like, face-to-face, right now.
746
00:36:15,224 --> 00:36:16,386
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
747
00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:17,686
And today is your lucky day,
748
00:36:17,822 --> 00:36:19,921
because I'm gonna call
the hot one.
749
00:36:20,829 --> 00:36:22,096
Her?
750
00:36:22,232 --> 00:36:23,859
-No, the male hot one.
-Him?
751
00:36:25,032 --> 00:36:26,467
What? Him?
752
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,161
Look, I mean, it's all
subjective, right? But, um...
753
00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:30,464
Captain Everypower usually
tops most online polls
754
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,334
so... It's no big deal.
755
00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:34,170
Is this a joke, Freddy?
756
00:36:34,306 --> 00:36:37,477
'Cause I didn't mean
to make you
actually prove it, really.
757
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,142
No, it's not a joke.
And I'm gonna
758
00:36:42,278 --> 00:36:44,185
call him right now.
I'm gonna call him right now.
759
00:36:44,321 --> 00:36:47,320
So, don't move.
So, stay right there.
760
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:49,353
Hey, Captain Everypower.
What's goin' on?
761
00:36:49,488 --> 00:36:51,985
It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
762
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,357
Remember that time
I saved your life?
763
00:36:53,492 --> 00:36:54,695
No, no, no, the other time.
764
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:55,889
Yeah.
765
00:36:56,025 --> 00:36:58,762
Well, I'm calling in
that favor.
766
00:37:01,498 --> 00:37:03,970
[lightning cracks]
767
00:37:04,106 --> 00:37:05,901
[heroic music plays]
768
00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:09,140
You must be Anne.
769
00:37:09,276 --> 00:37:12,072
[gasps] Oh, my God.
770
00:37:13,347 --> 00:37:14,809
Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
771
00:37:14,945 --> 00:37:18,012
I am, actually. Yeah.
How are you...
772
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:23,857
[sighs] You know, I may be
the one with the superpowers,
773
00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:24,991
but that kid,
774
00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:26,421
he's the real hero.
775
00:37:26,557 --> 00:37:28,526
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
776
00:37:28,662 --> 00:37:30,259
I've never met anyone
like him.
777
00:37:30,394 --> 00:37:32,561
He's... genuine
778
00:37:32,697 --> 00:37:35,368
and warm and funny. [chuckles]
779
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:37,405
-That's a lot of nice things.
-Yeah.
780
00:37:39,141 --> 00:37:40,335
How did you two meet?
781
00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:41,472
Comic Con.
782
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,476
-What's Comic Con?
-What?
783
00:37:43,612 --> 00:37:44,739
[superhero Mary]
According to this,
784
00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:47,211
gods considered
humans servants,
785
00:37:47,347 --> 00:37:49,147
toys to be played with,
786
00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:50,814
children to be punished.
787
00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,016
[chuckles] Thanks, Steve.
788
00:37:54,152 --> 00:37:56,653
Until the rebellion when
the humans turned on the gods.
789
00:37:56,789 --> 00:37:58,356
I'm reading about that
right now.
790
00:37:58,491 --> 00:37:59,887
So, apparently, all of this
791
00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:02,193
revolves around
a powerful weapon.
792
00:38:02,329 --> 00:38:03,991
So Atlas, uh, the father
793
00:38:04,127 --> 00:38:06,226
of the daughters of Atlas,
obviously, yeah,
794
00:38:06,361 --> 00:38:08,130
he crafted a quarterstaff
from the Tree of Life
795
00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:10,867
and he used that staff to
give powers to certain deities
796
00:38:11,002 --> 00:38:13,807
but also to take powers away
from others.
797
00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:17,237
So, the staff's where Atlas
stored all supernatural power.
798
00:38:17,372 --> 00:38:21,311
Yes, exactly. It's like a,
a battery for magic.
799
00:38:21,447 --> 00:38:22,847
But when things got bad,
800
00:38:22,982 --> 00:38:25,812
a council of human wizards
got together and they
801
00:38:25,947 --> 00:38:27,388
stole the staff from Atlas.
802
00:38:27,524 --> 00:38:29,086
And they used that to take
his powers away.
803
00:38:29,221 --> 00:38:30,621
And once they had his magic
they went after other gods...
804
00:38:30,757 --> 00:38:32,227
Guys, that's the wizard!
I know this guy,
805
00:38:32,362 --> 00:38:34,159
this is the wizard
that I know!
806
00:38:34,294 --> 00:38:35,628
What do these say?
807
00:38:41,104 --> 00:38:42,162
"The Wisdom of Solomon,
808
00:38:42,297 --> 00:38:43,832
Strength of Hercules,
Stamina of Atlas,
809
00:38:43,968 --> 00:38:45,606
Power of Zeus,
Courage of Achilles,
810
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,168
Speed of Mercury." These are
the powers they stole.
811
00:38:49,406 --> 00:38:50,610
No.
812
00:38:52,477 --> 00:38:53,411
Whoa, guys, look!
813
00:38:53,546 --> 00:38:54,945
This is what the name means.
814
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,583
Which is way cooler
than what I thought it was,
815
00:38:56,718 --> 00:38:58,413
which is just a bunch
of hot garbage, so.
816
00:38:58,549 --> 00:39:01,888
If I may point out one
of the powers
that may be possibly MIA.
817
00:39:02,023 --> 00:39:03,320
Boop.
818
00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:04,422
[Shazam] I'm sorry,
819
00:39:04,558 --> 00:39:06,327
are you very unsubtly implying
820
00:39:06,463 --> 00:39:09,096
that I somehow lack
the wisdom of
821
00:39:09,232 --> 00:39:11,092
-Solo Man?
-Yeah.
822
00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,600
Well, maybe it comes later.
823
00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,598
I mean you do usually ask Mary
what to do.
824
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:16,665
-I'm just saying.
-Yeah.
825
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,965
This is very, very hurtful.
826
00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,338
I just want you all
to know that.
827
00:39:19,474 --> 00:39:20,736
And it's pronounced "Solomon."
828
00:39:20,871 --> 00:39:22,310
-Oh.
-[Shazam clears throat]
829
00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:23,908
What else
have we learned, fam?
830
00:39:24,044 --> 00:39:28,275
Well, once the staff contained
the powers of the gods,
831
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:32,986
the wizards apparently
encased the God Realm in some
832
00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:35,088
magical sphere
833
00:39:35,224 --> 00:39:36,991
sealing it away forever.
834
00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:38,986
Cut off from magic.
835
00:39:39,121 --> 00:39:41,090
Oh, so that's what
that was about.
836
00:39:41,225 --> 00:39:44,730
Yeah, I don't think that
they are so cut off anymore.
837
00:39:46,703 --> 00:39:48,701
A bizarre and gruesome scene
unfolded
838
00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:50,431
in Athens, Greece
this morning.
839
00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:52,601
Two women dressed in what
appears to be ancient Greek...
840
00:39:52,736 --> 00:39:54,674
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's the wizard's staff.
How did they get that?
841
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,336
So, all those statues
used to be people.
842
00:39:56,471 --> 00:40:00,542
I'm wondering, how did
the staff end up in Europe,
843
00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:01,978
where Greece is at?
844
00:40:03,378 --> 00:40:07,021
Oh, gee-whiz, mister,
sorry I took your cane.
845
00:40:07,156 --> 00:40:08,182
You want it back?
846
00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,859
I mean, I did break it in half
and then throw it away.
847
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:16,328
So, that's probably
where the journey started.
848
00:40:16,464 --> 00:40:17,596
-You know?
-What?
849
00:40:17,732 --> 00:40:18,995
What do you mean,
"What?" What?
850
00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:20,734
-You just left it there?
-We were all there.
851
00:40:20,869 --> 00:40:22,698
Guys, I had a staff.
I gave you all superpowers.
852
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,332
You're welcome, by the way.
853
00:40:24,468 --> 00:40:25,835
And then I had to break it
in half so Sivana didn't do
854
00:40:25,971 --> 00:40:28,042
super bad-guy stuff with it,
okay?
855
00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:29,302
You broke the staff,
856
00:40:29,437 --> 00:40:31,441
meaning you broke the barrier
between worlds.
857
00:40:31,576 --> 00:40:32,710
Which we now know.
858
00:40:32,846 --> 00:40:34,440
We also now know
what they look like,
859
00:40:34,576 --> 00:40:36,480
so when they come to hunt us,
we'll see those two
860
00:40:36,616 --> 00:40:37,544
-coming a--
-Three.
861
00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:38,883
What?
862
00:40:40,488 --> 00:40:42,254
Atlas had three daughters.
863
00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:44,856
Kalypso, Hespera,
864
00:40:45,423 --> 00:40:46,422
Anthea.
865
00:40:46,558 --> 00:40:49,157
Anne... thea.
866
00:40:51,293 --> 00:40:54,261
You know, I'm not
just a superhero.
867
00:40:55,238 --> 00:40:56,703
I'm a super listener.
868
00:40:57,501 --> 00:40:58,907
And...
869
00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,168
I sense...
870
00:41:01,337 --> 00:41:03,807
that you may have feelings
for Freddy.
871
00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:06,042
Just wanna know
when he's coming back.
872
00:41:06,844 --> 00:41:08,210
Don't want him to get hurt.
873
00:41:08,345 --> 00:41:11,415
Oh, well, Anne... [sighs]
I mean, we can't choose
874
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:13,217
the people we fall for.
875
00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:14,717
What?
876
00:41:14,852 --> 00:41:16,283
I'm not talking about that.
877
00:41:16,418 --> 00:41:19,359
If he shows up now,
he's in serious danger.
878
00:41:19,494 --> 00:41:21,462
Whoa! Look who you're with.
879
00:41:21,598 --> 00:41:23,193
What could possibly
be dangerous?
880
00:41:23,329 --> 00:41:24,324
Us.
881
00:41:26,497 --> 00:41:28,167
Okay.
882
00:41:28,302 --> 00:41:29,696
I see how it is.
883
00:41:29,831 --> 00:41:31,034
Let's dance.
884
00:41:32,735 --> 00:41:34,041
[groaning]
885
00:41:34,176 --> 00:41:35,403
Oh, my God.
886
00:41:35,539 --> 00:41:36,743
Freddy?
887
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,004
Ow!
888
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,612
Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
889
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:41,044
I never meant
for you to get hurt.
890
00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:43,244
Oh, I'm not the one
who's gonna get hurt.
891
00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:45,081
Shazam!
892
00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:47,787
Shazam!
893
00:41:48,486 --> 00:41:49,789
Shazam.
894
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,687
-What's going on up here?
-[Freddy] Mis...
895
00:41:51,823 --> 00:41:53,389
Freddy, are you all right?
896
00:41:53,524 --> 00:41:54,624
Get back inside.
Just get back inside,
Mr. Geckle.
897
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,695
I'm okay. Go back inside.
898
00:41:56,831 --> 00:41:58,092
Who are you?
Do you have kids here?
899
00:41:58,228 --> 00:41:59,599
What are you doing?
Don't hurt him.
900
00:41:59,735 --> 00:42:02,604
I won't touch him.
You have my word.
901
00:42:05,805 --> 00:42:07,801
[whispering in other language]
902
00:42:07,936 --> 00:42:10,608
[skin squelching]
903
00:42:10,743 --> 00:42:12,675
[magical voices whispering]
904
00:42:12,811 --> 00:42:14,043
[in English] Mr. G. Wha...
905
00:42:14,179 --> 00:42:15,716
What did she say?
What are you doing?
906
00:42:17,419 --> 00:42:18,848
What are you doing?
907
00:42:18,983 --> 00:42:20,414
What are you...
no, no, no!
908
00:42:20,549 --> 00:42:21,782
Stop, stop, stop! Wait,
wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!
909
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:25,393
Wait, no, no, no!
910
00:42:25,528 --> 00:42:27,761
-[screaming]
-[body thuds]
911
00:42:29,094 --> 00:42:30,792
I forgot how easily
they burst.
912
00:42:30,927 --> 00:42:32,260
Why would you do that?
913
00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:34,166
Like grapes.
914
00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:35,433
[sobs]
915
00:42:35,568 --> 00:42:37,232
[magic resonates]
916
00:42:38,372 --> 00:42:39,366
What the... Huh?
917
00:42:40,539 --> 00:42:42,743
[Freddy yelping]
918
00:42:48,414 --> 00:42:49,409
[gasps]
919
00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:54,482
Now, child, tell us where
to find the others.
920
00:42:54,618 --> 00:42:56,256
No need.
921
00:42:56,392 --> 00:42:58,556
[dramatic music playing]
922
00:42:58,691 --> 00:43:00,255
[Freddy yelps, grunts]
923
00:43:01,595 --> 00:43:03,192
Clip his wings, Anthea.
924
00:43:05,894 --> 00:43:08,131
[magic trilling]
925
00:43:10,306 --> 00:43:12,003
[Shazam grunting]
926
00:43:16,608 --> 00:43:18,207
[grunting]
927
00:43:23,549 --> 00:43:25,049
[chuckling]
928
00:43:31,754 --> 00:43:32,958
Ow.
929
00:43:38,596 --> 00:43:39,800
Wait.
930
00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:42,565
There are more.
931
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:43,936
[exclaims]
932
00:43:44,836 --> 00:43:47,038
[heroic music playing]
933
00:43:48,305 --> 00:43:51,510
-Perfect. We take them all.
-No.
934
00:43:51,646 --> 00:43:53,011
That's not why we're here.
935
00:43:53,146 --> 00:43:55,174
We're here for the seed
of life. Yield, sister.
936
00:43:55,310 --> 00:43:57,043
We stick to the plan we have.
937
00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:58,384
Father would never yield.
938
00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,851
And Father is dead.
939
00:43:59,986 --> 00:44:02,587
Now, you know your place,
sister.
940
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,418
Or I will show it to you.
941
00:44:06,356 --> 00:44:08,895
We do this our way,
not theirs.
942
00:44:12,862 --> 00:44:14,362
[Shazam grunts]
943
00:44:15,934 --> 00:44:18,133
[Hespera] Make one move...
944
00:44:18,268 --> 00:44:20,603
-[magic resonates]
-[screaming]
945
00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:21,973
[choking]
946
00:44:22,108 --> 00:44:24,845
...and I will snap
this child's neck.
947
00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:28,310
[choking]
948
00:44:29,045 --> 00:44:31,247
[dramatic music playing]
949
00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:54,842
Oh, Freddy.
950
00:44:57,577 --> 00:44:58,780
[Freddy grunts]
951
00:45:00,309 --> 00:45:02,850
-[Shazam grunts]
-Billy, no!
952
00:45:08,316 --> 00:45:10,517
[speaking in other language]
953
00:45:16,498 --> 00:45:18,063
[magic resonating]
954
00:45:37,481 --> 00:45:38,985
[Freddy in English]
Billy, stay back!
955
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,547
They're using the staff
to take our powers.
956
00:45:46,923 --> 00:45:48,896
[grunts, gasps]
957
00:45:49,730 --> 00:45:52,229
What? What? [gasps]
958
00:45:55,635 --> 00:45:57,839
[grunting]
959
00:46:00,369 --> 00:46:02,569
-[grunting]
-[crackling]
960
00:46:03,279 --> 00:46:04,274
[yells]
961
00:46:07,745 --> 00:46:08,949
Sorry!
962
00:46:11,521 --> 00:46:12,512
[Freddy] I'm sorry,
963
00:46:12,647 --> 00:46:14,085
I'm sorry, just,
just save yourself.
964
00:46:14,221 --> 00:46:16,517
No, no, all or none.
We stick together.
965
00:46:16,653 --> 00:46:19,456
And that you will
because you cannot leave.
966
00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:23,326
Let's see how you like being
sealed off in a dying world.
967
00:46:23,861 --> 00:46:25,759
[Freddy] No!
968
00:46:25,895 --> 00:46:26,892
No!
969
00:46:27,028 --> 00:46:28,232
Freddy!
970
00:46:36,312 --> 00:46:38,045
[news anchor] From
City Line Avenue in the north
971
00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:40,073
to the western shore
of the Schuylkill River
972
00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,476
to Cobbs Creek.
973
00:46:41,611 --> 00:46:43,310
The unidentified barrier
appears
974
00:46:43,445 --> 00:46:45,052
to be in the shape of a dome
975
00:46:45,187 --> 00:46:47,913
with no one allowed
into the city or out
976
00:46:48,049 --> 00:46:51,821
with some suggesting
this strange magical element
977
00:46:51,956 --> 00:46:57,024
may be the doing, or undoing,
of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.
978
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,362
[ominous music playing]
979
00:47:00,930 --> 00:47:02,134
[yelps]
980
00:47:02,869 --> 00:47:05,038
[breathing shakily]
981
00:47:16,115 --> 00:47:17,312
-Holy sh...
-[wizard] Shh!
982
00:47:17,448 --> 00:47:20,955
-[gasps]
-[wizard] I'm trying to sleep.
983
00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:23,489
It is the only escape
from the tortures here.
984
00:47:23,624 --> 00:47:25,960
Okay. Bleak.
985
00:47:27,530 --> 00:47:29,025
Wait a second.
986
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,230
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
987
00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:33,935
You're the wizard.
You're the wizard! Oh, my...
988
00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,328
You're back! Billy told me
all about you.
989
00:47:35,464 --> 00:47:37,466
Billy? You know Billy Batson?
990
00:47:37,601 --> 00:47:39,172
Billy Batson. Yeah,
he's my best friend.
991
00:47:39,307 --> 00:47:41,107
I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,
Captain Everypower.
992
00:47:41,242 --> 00:47:43,037
Well, used to be.
It's complicated now.
993
00:47:43,173 --> 00:47:44,573
She... It's complicated.
994
00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:46,976
That halfwit Billy
gave you the powers of Shazam?
995
00:47:47,112 --> 00:47:50,448
Yeah, he did. And he said
that you turned into ash,
but, but didn't?
996
00:47:50,584 --> 00:47:52,179
[grunts]
997
00:47:52,315 --> 00:47:53,513
Once I gave him the power,
998
00:47:53,649 --> 00:47:56,318
I could no longer remain
in my realm.
999
00:47:56,454 --> 00:47:58,090
But death would have
been a luxury
1000
00:47:58,226 --> 00:48:00,094
compared to being trapped
in this cell
1001
00:48:00,229 --> 00:48:02,660
with the knowledge
of my failure, and with you.
1002
00:48:02,795 --> 00:48:03,997
Mostly with you.
1003
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,125
A little more sarcastic
than Billy said,
1004
00:48:05,261 --> 00:48:06,828
but, hey, all good.
1005
00:48:06,963 --> 00:48:09,128
-Let's just get out of here.
-"Let's just get out of here."
1006
00:48:09,263 --> 00:48:10,465
Yeah, sure.
1007
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,167
I sound nothing like that,
but okay.
1008
00:48:12,302 --> 00:48:13,500
Here's what we've got, um...
1009
00:48:13,636 --> 00:48:15,875
A cranky wizard
with a cynical streak
1010
00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:18,805
and a precocious young man
with an encyclopedic knowledge
regarding magical shit.
1011
00:48:18,941 --> 00:48:22,842
There is no way these sisters
are keeping us in here.
1012
00:48:22,977 --> 00:48:24,711
These prison bars,
they're probably enchanted!
1013
00:48:24,847 --> 00:48:28,050
-What spells do you know?
-Please, stop talking.
1014
00:48:28,186 --> 00:48:29,318
How about an arcane focus?
1015
00:48:29,454 --> 00:48:30,917
I don't even know
what that is.
1016
00:48:31,053 --> 00:48:32,222
[groans]
1017
00:48:32,358 --> 00:48:33,787
Fine, then let's make
a potion.
1018
00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:36,156
Like a potion of, um, giant
strength or diminution.
1019
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,758
Oh! Gaseous form!
1020
00:48:37,894 --> 00:48:40,398
Yeah! Maybe we could
float out of here like a fart.
1021
00:48:40,533 --> 00:48:44,236
I gave my powers to children
who squandered it.
1022
00:48:45,071 --> 00:48:46,569
We will die here, Freeby.
1023
00:48:46,705 --> 00:48:49,742
It's Freddy, by the way.
"Freeby"? Where do you even...
1024
00:48:49,878 --> 00:48:51,441
The sooner you accept it,
1025
00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:53,276
the easier it will be.
1026
00:48:53,412 --> 00:48:56,248
Is this a tooth?
There's a tooth in here!
1027
00:48:56,782 --> 00:48:57,717
Hmm.
1028
00:48:57,853 --> 00:49:00,054
[foreboding music playing]
1029
00:49:05,987 --> 00:49:09,089
[superhero Mary] "Power
of elements. Power of chaos.
1030
00:49:09,224 --> 00:49:11,226
Power of axis."
1031
00:49:11,361 --> 00:49:12,693
These are primordial forces.
1032
00:49:12,829 --> 00:49:14,834
I don't know how we fight
powers like this.
1033
00:49:14,969 --> 00:49:16,769
I tell you how we fight it.
1034
00:49:16,904 --> 00:49:18,502
With the wisdom of...
1035
00:49:19,171 --> 00:49:21,333
-Solomon.
-Exactly.
1036
00:49:21,469 --> 00:49:23,242
We, we set up a meeting.
1037
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,605
Yeah, we tell 'em we want
to negotiate.
1038
00:49:25,741 --> 00:49:27,979
Offer up our powers
for Freddy.
1039
00:49:28,114 --> 00:49:29,710
But then we grab one of them
1040
00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:31,578
and that's what we really use
to trade!
1041
00:49:31,714 --> 00:49:33,319
But what if they steal
our powers?
1042
00:49:33,454 --> 00:49:35,315
No, they won't, 'cause we know
how they work now.
1043
00:49:35,451 --> 00:49:38,125
You know what I mean?
If they just point
that staff at us, we dodge.
1044
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:40,653
[imitates whooshing sounds]
Like dodgeball.
1045
00:49:40,789 --> 00:49:43,062
-Hmm.
-Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
1046
00:49:43,198 --> 00:49:45,093
Well, maybe Pedro sucks
at dodgeball,
1047
00:49:45,229 --> 00:49:46,496
but not Super Pedro.
1048
00:49:46,631 --> 00:49:48,668
No, Super Pedro also sucks
at dodgeball.
1049
00:49:48,804 --> 00:49:51,700
Fine. Listen, all I know
is that there's five of us
and three of them.
1050
00:49:51,836 --> 00:49:54,504
So I think we should
send them a little invitation.
1051
00:49:56,908 --> 00:49:57,910
Okay.
1052
00:49:58,046 --> 00:49:59,980
So, Steve says that this paper
1053
00:50:00,116 --> 00:50:02,149
is a stack
of magical parchment.
1054
00:50:02,284 --> 00:50:03,912
You write a message
on the magical paper
1055
00:50:04,047 --> 00:50:07,119
and say the name of the god
that you would like to talk to
1056
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,788
and then the paper folds
into a...
1057
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,456
[gasps] Oh, my God, yes!
1058
00:50:13,729 --> 00:50:15,024
A paper bird.
1059
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,559
And it flies to the god.
1060
00:50:16,695 --> 00:50:18,498
[Super Hero Eugene] Well,
that's kinda cute.
1061
00:50:18,634 --> 00:50:22,566
Hey, what about demigods? Uh,
you know, like, Wonder Woman?
1062
00:50:22,701 --> 00:50:25,304
Do you think she's accepting
bird letters right now?
1063
00:50:27,238 --> 00:50:28,571
Did the pen just shrug?
1064
00:50:29,706 --> 00:50:31,673
Hey, Steve, do I just
dictate to...
1065
00:50:32,608 --> 00:50:34,473
I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.
1066
00:50:34,609 --> 00:50:36,150
All right. [clears throat]
1067
00:50:37,213 --> 00:50:39,086
Letter...
1068
00:50:39,222 --> 00:50:43,054
Letter, writing a letter.
No, no, no!
1069
00:50:43,189 --> 00:50:44,688
I was just talking out loud.
1070
00:50:44,824 --> 00:50:46,226
That's not a part
of the letter.
Wad that up, too.
1071
00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:49,326
[superhero Darla]
Maybe if you try
1072
00:50:49,462 --> 00:50:51,424
-speaking from the heart.
-Hmm.
1073
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,629
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1074
00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:56,462
violence is not the answer."
1075
00:50:56,598 --> 00:50:58,799
[foreboding music playing]
1076
00:51:01,942 --> 00:51:04,145
[Freddy grunting]
1077
00:51:12,749 --> 00:51:14,155
-[soldier growls]
-[Freddy grunts]
1078
00:51:18,793 --> 00:51:19,919
[Hespera] Child,
1079
00:51:20,055 --> 00:51:22,154
I will spare your life
if you're honest with me.
1080
00:51:22,290 --> 00:51:23,593
Honesty.
1081
00:51:23,728 --> 00:51:27,597
Yeah, wow, very, um,
ironic subject choice.
1082
00:51:28,299 --> 00:51:29,398
The other Champions...
1083
00:51:29,534 --> 00:51:31,937
are they children
like yourself?
1084
00:51:32,072 --> 00:51:33,636
What even is a child?
1085
00:51:33,771 --> 00:51:36,709
I mean, I know I shave,
like, every week-ish.
1086
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:38,104
Yes or no?
1087
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,447
No. Your answer is no
because nobody's stupid enough
1088
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,911
to grant primordial god-like
powers to a bunch of kids.
1089
00:51:44,047 --> 00:51:47,313
-Give us their names.
-The names of the Champions?
1090
00:51:47,448 --> 00:51:51,685
Um, well, there's
Brett Breyer,
and, uh, Burke Breyer.
1091
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:53,222
Are you guys taking
this stuff in?
1092
00:51:53,357 --> 00:51:54,827
Writing this down? No?
1093
00:51:54,963 --> 00:51:56,025
They drive a Dodge Ram.
1094
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,262
He's lying.
1095
00:51:57,397 --> 00:51:59,662
That's your superpower,
not mine.
1096
00:51:59,797 --> 00:52:01,796
And she thinks
you're a total control freak.
1097
00:52:02,903 --> 00:52:03,901
One of you.
1098
00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,305
Probably you.
1099
00:52:06,139 --> 00:52:08,202
-[gasps]
-Hold him.
1100
00:52:08,337 --> 00:52:10,277
[soldier growls]
1101
00:52:10,413 --> 00:52:12,508
[Freddy] Don't... [grunts]
What's happening?
1102
00:52:12,644 --> 00:52:13,977
What is that?
What's she doing?
1103
00:52:14,112 --> 00:52:15,447
Power of chaos.
1104
00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:17,745
It enters a man's mind
and shatters it whole.
1105
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,483
Oh. [chuckles]
My mind is already trash,
1106
00:52:20,619 --> 00:52:22,956
so I'd actually like
to see you try.
1107
00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:25,124
Because nobody has the balls
1108
00:52:25,259 --> 00:52:27,257
to handle what's
inside my brain.
1109
00:52:27,393 --> 00:52:29,457
[whispering] Say their names.
1110
00:52:29,592 --> 00:52:31,291
[magical voices whispering]
1111
00:52:31,426 --> 00:52:32,391
[gasping]
1112
00:52:32,526 --> 00:52:34,334
[screaming]
1113
00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:37,637
Say their names.
1114
00:52:37,773 --> 00:52:40,500
[magical voices]
Say their names.
Say their names.
1115
00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:42,705
[screaming continues]
1116
00:52:44,542 --> 00:52:47,508
Destiny's Child did it better.
1117
00:52:47,644 --> 00:52:49,046
He is stronger than he looks.
1118
00:52:49,181 --> 00:52:51,182
[Freddy screaming]
1119
00:52:51,317 --> 00:52:53,386
-Say their names.
-Stop!
1120
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:56,950
[hesitating] Billy...
1121
00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:01,922
Billy Bats...
1122
00:53:05,801 --> 00:53:07,029
Billy B...
1123
00:53:07,164 --> 00:53:08,461
Stop.
1124
00:53:08,597 --> 00:53:11,202
[breathing shakily]
1125
00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,900
This is from the Champions.
1126
00:53:14,406 --> 00:53:16,075
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1127
00:53:16,210 --> 00:53:18,475
violence is not the answer.
1128
00:53:18,611 --> 00:53:22,281
Oh, good first sentence.
Thanks, Darla.
1129
00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:24,081
-We'd like to make a trade.
-What?
1130
00:53:24,217 --> 00:53:25,548
We'll give up our powers
1131
00:53:25,684 --> 00:53:28,816
if you give us Freddy,
add 'unharmed.'
1132
00:53:28,952 --> 00:53:32,088
Otherwise, they're gonna
monkey's-paw you.
1133
00:53:32,224 --> 00:53:33,454
Smart, Eugene.
1134
00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:35,963
Steve, add 'unharmed'
1135
00:53:36,098 --> 00:53:38,261
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
1136
00:53:38,396 --> 00:53:40,893
No, 'Sincerely, best'.
1137
00:53:41,029 --> 00:53:44,068
Maybe just signed
'The Champions.'
1138
00:53:44,204 --> 00:53:45,667
Should we proofread it?
1139
00:53:45,803 --> 00:53:48,073
Naw, Steve doesn't
make mistakes,
1140
00:53:48,209 --> 00:53:49,441
just writes what you say.
1141
00:53:49,577 --> 00:53:53,013
Great. I feel good
about this. Me, too.
1142
00:53:53,148 --> 00:53:55,980
Anyone else want a Gatorade?
1143
00:53:56,115 --> 00:53:57,516
Do we have red?"
1144
00:53:58,449 --> 00:54:00,715
What is this Gatorade?
1145
00:54:00,851 --> 00:54:03,550
-[dramatic music playing]
-[yelps]
1146
00:54:03,686 --> 00:54:05,352
-Is it a weapon?
-Sister.
1147
00:54:05,487 --> 00:54:08,762
We need not torture him
any longer.
You heard the letter.
1148
00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:10,362
[grunting]
1149
00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:12,498
-Throw them in the pit.
-[Anthea] Wait.
1150
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,929
They want to make a trade.
1151
00:54:17,304 --> 00:54:18,832
And we will meet, sister.
1152
00:54:18,968 --> 00:54:20,639
But humans are not
to be trusted.
1153
00:54:20,774 --> 00:54:24,675
The pit is just a bad name
for a fun place, right?
1154
00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,480
Right? [grunts]
1155
00:54:28,745 --> 00:54:31,185
[wizard and Freddy screaming]
1156
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,519
-[wizard groans]
-[Freddy coughing]
1157
00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:36,918
[both grunting]
1158
00:54:45,561 --> 00:54:47,032
Are you hurt?
1159
00:54:47,168 --> 00:54:49,500
No, just worthless.
1160
00:54:49,635 --> 00:54:51,901
-Well, you must get up.
-For what?
1161
00:54:52,036 --> 00:54:55,803
All this pretending
to be a superhero is just...
1162
00:54:55,939 --> 00:54:58,009
a way for me to pretend
I'm not broken.
1163
00:54:58,145 --> 00:54:59,941
Oh, feelings.
1164
00:55:01,015 --> 00:55:03,010
[rumbling]
1165
00:55:06,251 --> 00:55:08,455
[grunting]
1166
00:55:10,555 --> 00:55:12,756
[unsettling music playing]
1167
00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:17,464
-I see something moving.
-Yeah, I see it, too.
1168
00:55:18,432 --> 00:55:20,632
[heavy footsteps approaching]
1169
00:55:24,536 --> 00:55:26,737
[Freddy breathing heavily]
1170
00:55:31,046 --> 00:55:33,040
[low growling]
1171
00:55:34,049 --> 00:55:35,042
[Freddy] Oh, shit.
1172
00:55:36,084 --> 00:55:37,311
What is that?
1173
00:55:37,446 --> 00:55:38,615
Ladon.
1174
00:55:38,751 --> 00:55:41,147
The guardian
of the Garden of Atlas.
1175
00:55:43,691 --> 00:55:45,888
-[Ladon growling]
-[Freddy whimpering]
1176
00:55:47,863 --> 00:55:48,858
[roars]
1177
00:55:50,728 --> 00:55:53,632
-Run.
-I can't. I can't!
1178
00:55:57,131 --> 00:55:59,539
-[roaring]
-[Freddy screams]
1179
00:56:08,347 --> 00:56:09,478
[powers trilling]
1180
00:56:09,614 --> 00:56:11,484
[Freddy breathing shakily]
1181
00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:13,548
-[screams]
-You're okay! You're okay.
1182
00:56:13,684 --> 00:56:15,321
I don't feel okay at all.
1183
00:56:15,456 --> 00:56:17,788
That's the power
of the dragon.
1184
00:56:17,923 --> 00:56:19,986
It emanates fear
from every pore of its body.
1185
00:56:20,122 --> 00:56:22,288
Ladon's fear paralyzes
any mortal,
1186
00:56:22,423 --> 00:56:24,993
so that none can approach
the garden it protects.
1187
00:56:26,027 --> 00:56:28,434
Power of axis. Very cool, very,
1188
00:56:28,569 --> 00:56:30,366
-very rare.
-[Hespera] Anthea!
1189
00:56:30,502 --> 00:56:32,269
[Anthea] I must go.
1190
00:56:32,404 --> 00:56:35,371
The door back to your world
is at the center
of the labyrinth.
1191
00:56:35,506 --> 00:56:37,039
Right, left, left
1192
00:56:37,175 --> 00:56:39,710
and then follow
the right-hand wall
to the center.
1193
00:56:39,846 --> 00:56:41,547
-You'll need this.
-How did you find this?
1194
00:56:41,683 --> 00:56:43,249
You once protected me
from the bullies
1195
00:56:43,385 --> 00:56:45,351
in your world, Freddy Freeman.
1196
00:56:45,486 --> 00:56:46,883
Now I've protected you
in mine.
1197
00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:53,925
-Hero.
-[both chuckle]
1198
00:56:54,061 --> 00:56:57,056
Well, to be fair, I didn't
actually need your protection.
1199
00:56:57,192 --> 00:56:58,794
I was about to rearrange
those boys'
1200
00:56:58,930 --> 00:57:00,326
internal organs
when you stepped in.
1201
00:57:00,461 --> 00:57:03,031
But you didn't know that,
which does make you brave.
1202
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,969
I was just brave because
I knew I had powers.
1203
00:57:06,104 --> 00:57:10,005
No, the most powerful thing
about you is you.
1204
00:57:11,812 --> 00:57:14,241
[clears throat] How lovely
for both of you.
1205
00:57:14,376 --> 00:57:16,749
Goddess, we thank you much,
but we must get--
1206
00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:19,584
You should go. My sisters
don't need you anymore.
1207
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,522
All they require now
is the seed.
1208
00:57:22,324 --> 00:57:24,085
-The seed?
-Yes.
1209
00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:25,989
Which remains hidden
in a place unreachable
1210
00:57:26,124 --> 00:57:28,024
by any of their kind.
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
1211
00:57:28,159 --> 00:57:30,625
You call me Jeff?
She just said my entire name!
1212
00:57:30,761 --> 00:57:33,765
[whimsical music playing]
1213
00:57:36,568 --> 00:57:38,770
[people chattering]
1214
00:57:44,213 --> 00:57:46,074
[Shazam] Hi, God... No?
1215
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,277
Yo, Low Voltage.
1216
00:57:52,951 --> 00:57:54,718
When you fixing
this dome shit, man?
1217
00:57:54,853 --> 00:57:56,322
Oh, no, no, no,
don't worry, sir.
1218
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:57,618
[clicks tongue] I have a plan.
1219
00:57:57,753 --> 00:57:59,054
-Really?
-Uh-huh.
1220
00:57:59,189 --> 00:58:00,820
'Cause look like all you got
is a sandwich.
1221
00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:02,121
No, these sandwiches?
1222
00:58:02,257 --> 00:58:03,495
No, these sandwiches
are important.
1223
00:58:03,630 --> 00:58:04,928
They're, they're
for a meeting.
1224
00:58:05,063 --> 00:58:08,602
Yeah, sure,
Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs]
1225
00:58:09,103 --> 00:58:10,098
Colonel?
1226
00:58:11,132 --> 00:58:13,002
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
1227
00:58:14,606 --> 00:58:16,104
[dramatic chord plays]
1228
00:58:16,970 --> 00:58:18,538
Quiet one, she is.
1229
00:58:18,673 --> 00:58:21,411
I find it the most effective
way to slit an enemy's throat.
1230
00:58:21,547 --> 00:58:23,082
[chuckles nervously]
1231
00:58:23,217 --> 00:58:24,517
Is that...
1232
00:58:24,653 --> 00:58:26,414
Oh, you're totally serious.
Okay.
1233
00:58:26,549 --> 00:58:27,985
Uh...
1234
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,887
Right, so, look, here's
the thing, um, you're upset.
1235
00:58:31,023 --> 00:58:32,758
A bunch of wizards came
and stole your powers,
1236
00:58:32,894 --> 00:58:35,057
which totally sucks balls,
I totally get it.
1237
00:58:35,193 --> 00:58:38,031
But, I kind of feel like
you're taking this all,
1238
00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:41,063
like, really personally
and, like, I don't even
know you, lady, right?
1239
00:58:41,198 --> 00:58:43,668
If thieves stormed your home
in the night
1240
00:58:43,803 --> 00:58:45,805
and stole all your coin
and then fled,
1241
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,609
you would naturally
give chase, would you not?
1242
00:58:49,744 --> 00:58:51,137
And say, in this pursuit
the thieves
1243
00:58:51,273 --> 00:58:52,778
dropped the money
on the ground
1244
00:58:52,913 --> 00:58:55,715
and your neighbor picked it up
and kept it.
1245
00:58:56,650 --> 00:58:59,211
Now, imagine it is not money,
1246
00:58:59,346 --> 00:59:01,652
but the lifeblood
of your father.
1247
00:59:01,787 --> 00:59:03,718
The last breath
of your mother.
1248
00:59:03,854 --> 00:59:06,056
The power of all the gods,
1249
00:59:06,191 --> 00:59:09,288
the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.
1250
00:59:09,424 --> 00:59:12,232
And now this magic courses
through you,
1251
00:59:12,367 --> 00:59:13,929
and you have the gall
1252
00:59:14,064 --> 00:59:16,868
to believe
that you deserve it?
1253
00:59:18,637 --> 00:59:21,268
This is very personal,
1254
00:59:22,473 --> 00:59:23,677
Billy.
1255
00:59:26,381 --> 00:59:28,144
You are very menacing.
1256
00:59:28,279 --> 00:59:30,380
I just want you to know that.
Like, I really...
1257
00:59:30,515 --> 00:59:34,150
I see the presence
that you have,
and that goes a long way.
1258
00:59:34,285 --> 00:59:37,819
But today, I really wanted
to talk about compromise.
1259
00:59:37,955 --> 00:59:39,790
[both] There is no compromise.
1260
00:59:39,926 --> 00:59:41,794
I knew you were gonna
say that.
1261
00:59:41,930 --> 00:59:44,092
Wisdom of Saruman.
Don't mess with me, okay?
1262
00:59:44,228 --> 00:59:46,763
Give us back Freddy,
you take down this
1263
00:59:46,899 --> 00:59:49,961
sphere-y dome-y
magic bowl thing
1264
00:59:50,097 --> 00:59:51,497
and then, you know,
1265
00:59:51,632 --> 00:59:53,199
we won't have to annihilate
you into the ground.
1266
00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:54,636
-[scoffs]
-It's a good offer.
1267
00:59:54,771 --> 00:59:55,804
I'm being serious.
1268
00:59:55,939 --> 00:59:58,543
You play the part of a man,
1269
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:00,907
but you do not play it well.
1270
01:00:01,043 --> 01:00:03,684
Give us the powers, child.
1271
01:00:04,285 --> 01:00:05,747
All of them.
1272
01:00:05,883 --> 01:00:07,919
You are no leader, Billy.
1273
01:00:08,719 --> 01:00:10,351
You are a lost boy
1274
01:00:10,486 --> 01:00:13,586
who likes to make-believe
that he's a warrior.
1275
01:00:13,722 --> 01:00:15,993
Okay, look. I might not have
as much experience as you
1276
01:00:16,128 --> 01:00:17,823
'cause I'm not, like,
super old like you,
1277
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:21,059
but I think I have
a few experiences
that you don't have.
1278
01:00:21,195 --> 01:00:24,734
'Cause I've seen all of the
Fast and the Furious movies,
lady.
1279
01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:26,471
And let me tell you something.
1280
01:00:26,606 --> 01:00:29,571
It's all about family!
1281
01:00:29,707 --> 01:00:31,444
[music swells]
1282
01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:34,143
-[music stops]
-[birds cawing]
1283
01:00:35,216 --> 01:00:36,910
Family!
1284
01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:40,249
Guys, that was the signal.
We practiced this,
like, 12 times. Thank you.
1285
01:00:40,384 --> 01:00:42,822
Forgot all about my family,
didn't you, Goddess?
1286
01:00:43,825 --> 01:00:46,991
No, human.
You forgot about mine.
1287
01:00:48,528 --> 01:00:49,724
[screams, grunts]
1288
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:52,194
[dramatic music playing]
1289
01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:54,927
[Hespera grunts]
1290
01:00:55,062 --> 01:00:57,269
[Shazam grunting]
1291
01:00:57,405 --> 01:00:58,338
[man] Come on!
1292
01:00:58,473 --> 01:00:59,498
-Let's go.
-Pedro!
1293
01:01:01,310 --> 01:01:02,171
[staff whirs]
1294
01:01:03,805 --> 01:01:05,009
[grunts]
1295
01:01:08,242 --> 01:01:09,442
[superhero Eugene quavering]
1296
01:01:10,285 --> 01:01:13,017
[both quavering]
1297
01:01:19,055 --> 01:01:21,926
-[Shazam grunts]
-[gasps]
1298
01:01:22,062 --> 01:01:24,259
-[Shazam grunting]
-[electricity crackling]
1299
01:01:30,865 --> 01:01:32,069
[groans]
1300
01:01:34,939 --> 01:01:37,910
You're wasting my time, boy.
1301
01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:42,281
[powers resonate]
1302
01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:44,411
[both grunting]
1303
01:01:54,857 --> 01:01:56,555
[rumbling]
1304
01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:03,001
[women grunting]
1305
01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:10,041
[Shazam grunts]
1306
01:02:16,581 --> 01:02:17,778
Yeah.
1307
01:02:17,914 --> 01:02:19,048
[Shazam] Whoo!
1308
01:02:19,184 --> 01:02:20,647
She sure didn't see
that coming
1309
01:02:20,782 --> 01:02:24,550
because she didn't go
to the eye doctor. [chuckles]
1310
01:02:24,685 --> 01:02:26,422
[Shazam] Uh, Darla,
that was, 'cause...
1311
01:02:26,558 --> 01:02:29,324
-[rattling]
-A euphemism.
That was a euphemism.
1312
01:02:36,003 --> 01:02:38,234
-[Shazam] No!
-[women grunting]
1313
01:02:49,648 --> 01:02:50,850
[Shazam groans]
1314
01:02:50,985 --> 01:02:52,110
[Hespera] We've taken the power
from two
1315
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,019
in your family already.
1316
01:02:54,154 --> 01:02:56,689
And now two more must die,
and for what?
1317
01:02:56,825 --> 01:02:59,117
So you can keep
playing soldier?
1318
01:02:59,252 --> 01:03:01,455
[Shazam grunting]
1319
01:03:12,235 --> 01:03:15,172
-[choking]
-[groaning]
1320
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,411
[groans]
1321
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:21,541
[grunting]
1322
01:03:26,685 --> 01:03:28,889
[grunting]
1323
01:03:35,630 --> 01:03:37,830
My father was Atlas.
1324
01:03:37,966 --> 01:03:41,066
Titan god of stamina
and strength.
1325
01:03:43,269 --> 01:03:46,135
His magic and power
may course through you,
1326
01:03:46,271 --> 01:03:49,435
but you will never
be a true god.
1327
01:03:49,571 --> 01:03:51,978
Oh, yeah? Did your dad
have superspeed?
1328
01:03:52,909 --> 01:03:54,211
[both grunt]
1329
01:03:56,046 --> 01:03:58,545
-[coughing]
-Nope!
1330
01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:03,416
[both panting]
1331
01:04:03,551 --> 01:04:06,960
You okay? That was fun.
Let's go.
1332
01:04:11,062 --> 01:04:12,933
Come on. Come on, come on.
1333
01:04:15,297 --> 01:04:16,832
[Shazam] Hurry, everyone!
1334
01:04:16,968 --> 01:04:18,169
Let's go, let's go.
1335
01:04:27,910 --> 01:04:29,408
What?
1336
01:04:29,544 --> 01:04:31,312
-[door closes]
-[chain locks]
1337
01:04:31,447 --> 01:04:32,711
You thought you were
just goin'
1338
01:04:32,846 --> 01:04:34,249
into some regular porta-potty,
didn't ya?
1339
01:04:34,385 --> 01:04:36,453
Which I can somehow
still smell.
1340
01:04:36,589 --> 01:04:38,789
Yeah, yeah, it really sticks
around. It's crazy, right?
1341
01:04:38,925 --> 01:04:39,990
-Yeah.
-Like, permeates
1342
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,454
the air.
Doesn't matter. Anyway,
1343
01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:43,326
welcome to the Rock
of Eternity.
1344
01:04:43,994 --> 01:04:45,295
Only Champions
1345
01:04:45,430 --> 01:04:47,629
can get in here,
through any door that we want.
1346
01:04:47,764 --> 01:04:50,463
Little thing that we can do
that your sisters can't.
1347
01:04:50,599 --> 01:04:53,435
Guys, that's what I call
a total success.
1348
01:04:54,604 --> 01:04:56,471
Okay, maybe, like,
a partial total win.
1349
01:04:56,606 --> 01:04:58,403
-Told you I suck at dodgeball.
-[Shazam] Yeah,
1350
01:04:58,538 --> 01:05:00,011
you do, yeah, but you know,
1351
01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:01,306
look, Pedro, we all have
our weak spots.
1352
01:05:01,441 --> 01:05:02,813
You know what I mean?
1353
01:05:02,948 --> 01:05:04,376
And hers... [chuckles]
1354
01:05:04,511 --> 01:05:06,079
lack of strategic thinking.
1355
01:05:06,215 --> 01:05:08,054
Now for the real trade.
1356
01:05:08,189 --> 01:05:11,387
Freddy and the staff,
for your freedom.
1357
01:05:11,522 --> 01:05:12,954
[superhero Darla] And get rid
of the dome.
1358
01:05:13,089 --> 01:05:14,087
[Shazam] Oh, yeah.
1359
01:05:14,223 --> 01:05:16,258
And get rid of the dome.
1360
01:05:16,393 --> 01:05:17,960
'Cause the city
of brotherly love
1361
01:05:18,096 --> 01:05:19,461
is gettin' a little moist.
1362
01:05:21,801 --> 01:05:23,069
Word choice, man.
1363
01:05:23,204 --> 01:05:24,165
[Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it
as soon as
1364
01:05:24,301 --> 01:05:25,766
it was coming out of my mouth.
1365
01:05:25,901 --> 01:05:27,002
[Super Hero Eugene] It's just
one of those words...
1366
01:05:27,138 --> 01:05:27,700
[Shazam] I know. I just...
1367
01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:34,878
"Dear daughters
of Asshat-Las."
1368
01:05:35,013 --> 01:05:36,682
-Burn!
-[chuckles]
1369
01:05:36,818 --> 01:05:38,050
I just came up with that.
1370
01:05:38,186 --> 01:05:39,147
Make sure you put a dash
in there, though,
1371
01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:40,914
so it's really clear. Okay.
1372
01:05:41,050 --> 01:05:43,456
[clears throat]
Man, it's so good having
Steve cover grammar
1373
01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:46,191
and spelling and stuff,
it makes me sound
so much smarter.
1374
01:05:46,959 --> 01:05:48,761
[clears throat] So...
1375
01:05:48,897 --> 01:05:50,793
"A brother for a sister, huh?
1376
01:05:50,928 --> 01:05:52,361
How's that feel?
1377
01:05:52,496 --> 01:05:55,267
Also, how are you
actually sisters,
1378
01:05:55,402 --> 01:05:58,104
because the age difference
is very noticeable,
1379
01:05:58,239 --> 01:06:01,337
and slightly upsetting,
I'm not gonna lie."
1380
01:06:01,473 --> 01:06:03,670
Even though I don't like you
very much,
1381
01:06:03,805 --> 01:06:05,637
I believe everyone
deserves human rights,
1382
01:06:05,773 --> 01:06:07,472
but you don't deserve
strawberry.
1383
01:06:07,607 --> 01:06:10,710
You only get yellow. [gasps]
1384
01:06:13,016 --> 01:06:14,219
She's gone!
1385
01:06:15,788 --> 01:06:16,754
Wait, what?
1386
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,092
[dramatic music playing]
1387
01:06:27,565 --> 01:06:29,328
I thought we brought her in
too easily.
1388
01:06:29,464 --> 01:06:31,399
She wanted to get caught.
1389
01:06:31,535 --> 01:06:34,969
I don't get it.
Where would she even go?
1390
01:06:35,104 --> 01:06:36,307
[clanking]
1391
01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:39,244
[door creaks]
1392
01:06:44,216 --> 01:06:46,746
Well, this seemed inevitable.
1393
01:06:53,194 --> 01:06:55,720
Yep. We are so lost.
Thanks, bozo.
1394
01:06:55,856 --> 01:06:59,059
We are not lost.
Who's the wizard here?
1395
01:06:59,195 --> 01:07:00,596
I don't know.
1396
01:07:00,731 --> 01:07:02,861
You don't have any spells,
no magical artifacts,
1397
01:07:02,996 --> 01:07:05,402
you know nothing about magic,
you're just...
1398
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:09,875
You're the wizard.
1399
01:07:10,011 --> 01:07:11,874
-Thank you.
-Whatever.
1400
01:07:12,009 --> 01:07:15,181
Now let's see if that
girlfriend of yours
can be trusted.
1401
01:07:18,919 --> 01:07:21,121
[tense music playing]
1402
01:07:28,095 --> 01:07:29,294
-[door unlocks]
-[Freddy gasps]
1403
01:07:30,196 --> 01:07:32,594
Get back, get back. Get back.
1404
01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:44,705
[whispering in other language]
1405
01:07:49,343 --> 01:07:50,546
[Hespera gasps]
1406
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:02,155
[in English] Okay,
I think the coast is clear.
Let's go home.
1407
01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:03,491
One moment.
1408
01:08:03,627 --> 01:08:05,824
Did you not see
what she was holding?
1409
01:08:05,959 --> 01:08:07,832
It was an apple.
She wanted a snack.
1410
01:08:07,968 --> 01:08:09,235
What's the big deal?
1411
01:08:09,370 --> 01:08:12,398
The golden apple.
From the Tree of Life.
1412
01:08:12,533 --> 01:08:14,100
From the Tree of Life.
1413
01:08:14,235 --> 01:08:16,341
Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you
say that was somewhere safe?
1414
01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:21,009
-Billy!
-Billy. Gosh.
1415
01:08:21,144 --> 01:08:22,347
[wizard groans]
1416
01:08:23,852 --> 01:08:24,844
Where are you going now?
1417
01:08:29,582 --> 01:08:30,784
[inhales sharply]
1418
01:08:32,023 --> 01:08:34,452
[exhales] Nope.
1419
01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:35,789
She's not in there.
1420
01:08:36,862 --> 01:08:37,789
Nope.
1421
01:08:37,925 --> 01:08:39,530
No, no, no.
That's a hard pass.
1422
01:08:39,665 --> 01:08:41,562
-That's a hard pass.
-[Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy,
1423
01:08:41,698 --> 01:08:43,094
you don't gotta worry
about that one.
1424
01:08:43,229 --> 01:08:44,763
It's just a labyrinth
that doesn't go anywhere.
1425
01:08:44,899 --> 01:08:46,567
-[sniffs]
-Like an ancient Greek
1426
01:08:46,702 --> 01:08:47,933
-labyrinth?
-[Shazam] Guys...
1427
01:08:48,976 --> 01:08:50,869
[sniffs] porta-potty.
1428
01:08:51,004 --> 01:08:52,971
-[sniffs]
-[Super Hero Eugene] Mmm.
1429
01:09:02,184 --> 01:09:03,454
Hespera.
1430
01:09:08,655 --> 01:09:10,956
It's over, sisters.
1431
01:09:11,092 --> 01:09:13,926
Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.
1432
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,434
Or we plant it in their realm.
1433
01:09:18,570 --> 01:09:21,974
But that would destroy
their world.
1434
01:09:22,109 --> 01:09:24,274
Just as they destroyed ours.
1435
01:09:24,409 --> 01:09:26,440
[Hespera] You can't be serious.
1436
01:09:26,575 --> 01:09:28,345
-Yes.
-[Anthea] No.
1437
01:09:28,481 --> 01:09:29,776
No, that's not
what we agreed to.
1438
01:09:29,912 --> 01:09:31,579
[Kalypso] Anthea,
you simpering bore.
1439
01:09:31,715 --> 01:09:33,280
[Hespera] She's right,
we've spent ages
1440
01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:34,920
waiting for this moment.
1441
01:09:35,056 --> 01:09:36,254
[Anthea] We have the seed.
1442
01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,224
We have the staff
and its powers.
1443
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:39,587
[Hespera]
We are not squandering it
1444
01:09:39,723 --> 01:09:41,491
for your personal
satisfaction.
1445
01:09:41,627 --> 01:09:44,526
[whispering]
No, I should go, not you.
1446
01:09:44,662 --> 01:09:46,357
Look, I know
what you're thinking.
1447
01:09:46,493 --> 01:09:48,800
The kid with the crutch
doesn't exactly
sing "sneak thief."
1448
01:09:48,936 --> 01:09:51,333
But here's the deal.
Your knees crack like crazy
when you walk.
1449
01:09:51,469 --> 01:09:52,802
-It's pathetic.
-[knees crack]
1450
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:53,999
See?
1451
01:09:55,076 --> 01:09:56,308
Fortune be with you, Freddy.
1452
01:09:56,443 --> 01:09:58,740
Thank you.
What did you just call me?
1453
01:09:59,475 --> 01:10:01,906
Freddy. Freddy Freeman.
1454
01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:05,481
[chuckles] That's it.
You nailed it.
1455
01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,485
I'll see you
on the other side.
1456
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,122
[Hespera] Even if we did,
the Tree of Life
1457
01:10:10,257 --> 01:10:11,755
would not thrive
in their soil.
1458
01:10:11,891 --> 01:10:15,058
It would despoil, it would
disfigure into something...
1459
01:10:15,194 --> 01:10:16,389
[Kalypso] Monstrous?
1460
01:10:16,525 --> 01:10:18,765
That is what humans are.
1461
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:21,761
It is only fitting
that we bring
our monsters to their world
1462
01:10:21,897 --> 01:10:24,700
and do to them
as they did to us.
1463
01:10:27,573 --> 01:10:29,434
[Anthea] We agreed
to restore balance
1464
01:10:29,569 --> 01:10:33,072
and vengeance has
great measure of weight
on those scales.
1465
01:10:33,207 --> 01:10:36,345
Anthea, humans are villains,
even to themselves.
1466
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,279
-No, not all.
-All.
1467
01:10:38,415 --> 01:10:41,952
[Hespera] Sister,
I fear your rage
has gotten the better of you.
1468
01:10:42,088 --> 01:10:43,189
[Kalypso] Why?
1469
01:10:43,324 --> 01:10:45,489
Humans wreak havoc
and devastation,
1470
01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:47,656
then pray to the gods
to absolve them.
1471
01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:49,956
They actually pray
for order and peace
1472
01:10:50,091 --> 01:10:53,331
when all they do
is dismantle it at every turn.
1473
01:10:53,467 --> 01:10:55,562
Anthea, I want you
to take the apple
1474
01:10:55,697 --> 01:10:57,997
and plant it in our garden.
1475
01:10:59,132 --> 01:11:00,569
[Kalypso] Of course
you turn to her.
1476
01:11:00,705 --> 01:11:02,373
Father would be ashamed
of both of you.
1477
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,208
-[object clatters]
-[Freddy yelps]
1478
01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:06,412
Where did that even come from?
1479
01:11:07,710 --> 01:11:09,543
-Hi!
-You favor her, Hespera,
1480
01:11:09,678 --> 01:11:11,582
and see how she betrays us.
1481
01:11:14,951 --> 01:11:16,452
Deliver him
to his proper fate, sister.
1482
01:11:16,587 --> 01:11:18,919
-No!
-[Kalypso] Kill him!
1483
01:11:22,359 --> 01:11:23,789
What is that?
1484
01:11:23,924 --> 01:11:25,992
[Shazam] Great question.
No idea.
1485
01:11:27,034 --> 01:11:28,428
But made you look.
1486
01:11:28,563 --> 01:11:29,930
Billy! [chuckles]
1487
01:11:31,533 --> 01:11:33,271
-Oh!
-Oh.
1488
01:11:33,406 --> 01:11:34,900
-[Freddy gasps]
-Your crutch!
1489
01:11:35,036 --> 01:11:38,108
-Oh! Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
1490
01:11:38,243 --> 01:11:39,445
-Yes!
-No!
1491
01:11:43,318 --> 01:11:45,418
So, we have a lot
to talk about.
1492
01:11:55,328 --> 01:11:57,727
Kalypso, hand me the staff.
1493
01:11:59,431 --> 01:12:01,032
You are not fit to wield it.
1494
01:12:01,167 --> 01:12:02,401
More fit than you.
1495
01:12:02,537 --> 01:12:03,931
You had him in your hands,
yet did nothing.
1496
01:12:04,066 --> 01:12:07,471
Our sole purpose is
to avenge our father,
1497
01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:09,871
but everyone here
has become weak.
1498
01:12:10,738 --> 01:12:13,105
Ladon, world-eater,
1499
01:12:13,806 --> 01:12:16,310
rise from the pit!
1500
01:12:16,445 --> 01:12:18,649
[clanking]
1501
01:12:20,714 --> 01:12:22,884
[Ladon roars]
1502
01:12:25,192 --> 01:12:26,859
[Shazam] Go, go, go!
1503
01:12:26,994 --> 01:12:28,194
[superhero Darla]
Captain Everypower!
Where's he going?
1504
01:12:28,329 --> 01:12:29,527
[Super Hero Eugene] What the...
1505
01:12:29,662 --> 01:12:31,563
-[superhero Mary screams]
-[Ladon roars]
1506
01:12:33,396 --> 01:12:35,435
[all screaming]
1507
01:12:37,872 --> 01:12:38,970
[roars]
1508
01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:41,669
[snoring]
1509
01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:44,004
[superheroes chattering
faintly]
1510
01:12:45,244 --> 01:12:46,446
[Rosa] Victor?
1511
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:48,279
Victor, wake up.
1512
01:12:48,414 --> 01:12:51,511
Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?
1513
01:12:51,646 --> 01:12:53,047
Dad. We gotta go!
1514
01:12:53,182 --> 01:12:55,148
-We gotta get out of here.
-We have to go right now!
1515
01:12:55,284 --> 01:12:57,381
This is funny, right?
I know what this looks like.
1516
01:12:57,517 --> 01:12:59,388
That's not true. I have
no idea what this looks like.
1517
01:12:59,523 --> 01:13:01,193
Just don't freak out.
1518
01:13:01,328 --> 01:13:02,589
[Victor and Rosa screaming]
1519
01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:04,926
[all speaking at once]
1520
01:13:06,194 --> 01:13:07,763
I said don't freak out!
Look at me, it's Billy.
1521
01:13:07,899 --> 01:13:09,533
Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
And that's Eugene,
1522
01:13:09,669 --> 01:13:10,831
-and that's Freddy...
-It's me.
1523
01:13:10,967 --> 01:13:12,063
That's Darla
and that's Mary, obvi,
1524
01:13:12,198 --> 01:13:13,906
and then Pedro,
just normal Pedro.
1525
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,706
[Shazam panting]
1526
01:13:15,841 --> 01:13:16,868
Guys, this is no time
for secrets, okay?
1527
01:13:17,004 --> 01:13:19,104
We have to tell 'em the truth.
1528
01:13:19,239 --> 01:13:21,673
-[all] We're superheroes.
-I'm gay.
1529
01:13:21,809 --> 01:13:23,043
Yeah, we know, bud.
1530
01:13:24,219 --> 01:13:25,716
-You knew?
-Yeah.
1531
01:13:26,582 --> 01:13:28,651
-Yeah.
-Oh.
1532
01:13:28,787 --> 01:13:30,556
-I'm the wizard.
-Oh, this is the wizard.
1533
01:13:30,691 --> 01:13:32,053
He's a wizard who's called
"the wizard."
1534
01:13:32,188 --> 01:13:33,856
Okay, get dressed right now.
Come on, hurry up.
1535
01:13:33,991 --> 01:13:35,126
[superhero Darla]
Put on these clothes.
1536
01:13:35,261 --> 01:13:36,589
This is so weird.
1537
01:13:36,724 --> 01:13:37,858
[Shazam] Yep, yep.
1538
01:13:37,994 --> 01:13:40,361
You guys are
the Philly Fiascoes?
1539
01:13:40,497 --> 01:13:43,869
Okay. This is in no way
an acknowledgement
of that stupid nickname
1540
01:13:44,004 --> 01:13:45,932
but, yes, that would be us.
Now can you pick up the pace?
1541
01:13:46,067 --> 01:13:48,266
We have to go.
The dragon is here!
1542
01:13:49,075 --> 01:13:50,507
Dragon?
1543
01:13:50,642 --> 01:13:52,842
-[all screaming]
-[Ladon roars]
1544
01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:56,549
[Victor whimpers]
1545
01:13:58,318 --> 01:14:00,278
[ominous music playing]
1546
01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:02,654
[roaring]
1547
01:14:27,376 --> 01:14:28,980
-[Super Hero Eugene] You okay?
-[breathing heavily]
1548
01:14:29,115 --> 01:14:30,110
Okay.
1549
01:14:31,113 --> 01:14:32,715
I know this is a lot
to take in,
1550
01:14:32,851 --> 01:14:34,714
but I promise
to explain it all later.
1551
01:14:34,849 --> 01:14:36,382
[Victor] Explain what?
1552
01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:38,252
That our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek gods
1553
01:14:38,388 --> 01:14:39,887
that used a dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?
1554
01:14:40,023 --> 01:14:42,290
-Yeah.
-Wait, you bought the house?
1555
01:14:42,425 --> 01:14:43,661
Yeah.
1556
01:14:43,797 --> 01:14:45,862
-[rumbling]
-[superhero Freddy gasps]
1557
01:14:46,561 --> 01:14:47,765
[roars]
1558
01:14:50,664 --> 01:14:52,070
Run! Go!
1559
01:14:52,205 --> 01:14:54,200
[all screaming]
1560
01:14:56,406 --> 01:14:57,610
[roars]
1561
01:14:59,072 --> 01:15:01,911
-[both grunting]
-Oh, no.
1562
01:15:02,546 --> 01:15:04,347
[Ladon roars]
1563
01:15:04,482 --> 01:15:05,583
[Pedro] Get down.
1564
01:15:05,718 --> 01:15:07,279
[superhero Freddy]
Okay, that's it!
1565
01:15:08,356 --> 01:15:11,918
[screams, grunting] Again?
1566
01:15:12,053 --> 01:15:14,154
-[roars]
-[Shazam] Freddy!
1567
01:15:17,358 --> 01:15:19,731
Hey, hey!
This is what you want, right?
1568
01:15:25,272 --> 01:15:26,870
[Ladon growls]
1569
01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:35,208
Come on, we're good.
1570
01:15:35,343 --> 01:15:36,676
We're safe right now.
Let's go. Let's go.
1571
01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:39,014
[dramatic music playing]
1572
01:15:43,784 --> 01:15:45,988
[grunting]
1573
01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:53,094
[roars]
1574
01:15:53,695 --> 01:15:55,866
[screaming]
1575
01:16:00,702 --> 01:16:02,370
[screaming]
1576
01:16:02,505 --> 01:16:03,709
Mary!
1577
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:06,441
-No.
-[gasping]
1578
01:16:06,576 --> 01:16:08,780
[Mary screaming]
1579
01:16:45,682 --> 01:16:48,083
Hey. Are you okay?
1580
01:16:48,651 --> 01:16:49,854
You okay?
1581
01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:52,252
All right.
1582
01:16:53,956 --> 01:16:55,926
Now, where is this dragon?
1583
01:17:04,303 --> 01:17:05,397
[roars]
1584
01:17:09,972 --> 01:17:12,173
[foreboding music playing]
1585
01:17:22,985 --> 01:17:25,318
Fitting place for a garden.
1586
01:17:27,161 --> 01:17:29,157
[growls]
1587
01:17:41,671 --> 01:17:43,875
[rumbling]
1588
01:17:47,381 --> 01:17:48,979
[Ladon growls]
1589
01:17:52,615 --> 01:17:55,150
[roars]
1590
01:18:22,077 --> 01:18:23,882
[woman screaming faintly]
1591
01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:27,985
-[man and woman screaming]
-[grunts]
1592
01:18:30,182 --> 01:18:32,324
[tires screeching]
1593
01:18:32,459 --> 01:18:34,453
[people screaming]
1594
01:18:39,894 --> 01:18:42,098
[whimpering]
1595
01:18:44,835 --> 01:18:47,037
[breathing shakily]
1596
01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,844
[ominous music playing]
1597
01:19:17,998 --> 01:19:20,202
[rumbling]
1598
01:19:45,629 --> 01:19:46,695
[roars]
1599
01:19:46,830 --> 01:19:48,125
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1600
01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:50,463
[people shouting]
1601
01:19:52,606 --> 01:19:54,599
[tense music playing]
1602
01:19:57,708 --> 01:19:59,604
[screeching]
1603
01:20:00,845 --> 01:20:02,277
Go! Let's go, let's go!
1604
01:20:04,715 --> 01:20:06,477
[whimpers]
1605
01:20:06,613 --> 01:20:09,922
Oh, God, I'm slipping!
Slipping!
1606
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:14,058
-[people chattering]
-My shoe!
1607
01:20:15,956 --> 01:20:17,160
[roars]
1608
01:20:21,134 --> 01:20:23,496
-[creature grunting]
-[officer screams]
1609
01:20:24,063 --> 01:20:25,569
[roars]
1610
01:20:25,704 --> 01:20:27,907
[tires screeching]
1611
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,974
Holy moly.
1612
01:20:35,109 --> 01:20:37,945
[people screaming]
1613
01:20:38,081 --> 01:20:40,282
[foreboding music playing]
1614
01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:51,326
[creatures roaring,
screeching]
1615
01:20:54,698 --> 01:20:57,234
You know, I never thought
I'd say this about a dragon,
1616
01:20:57,369 --> 01:21:00,203
but it is the least
of our problems right now.
1617
01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,741
Your world will not
survive this.
1618
01:21:04,876 --> 01:21:05,972
Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
1619
01:21:06,108 --> 01:21:07,342
[Anthea] He's right.
1620
01:21:08,481 --> 01:21:09,675
Anne!
1621
01:21:09,810 --> 01:21:12,611
-Are you okay? Are you hurt?
-I'm okay, I'm fine.
1622
01:21:13,821 --> 01:21:15,449
In the God Realm, this tree...
1623
01:21:16,316 --> 01:21:18,621
is a thing of beauty.
1624
01:21:18,756 --> 01:21:20,222
Of peace.
1625
01:21:20,358 --> 01:21:22,623
It was not meant
for the soil of this realm
1626
01:21:22,759 --> 01:21:24,997
and it's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.
1627
01:21:25,132 --> 01:21:27,094
Whose side is she on, anyway?
Do you...
1628
01:21:27,229 --> 01:21:29,230
I must try to sway Hespera.
1629
01:21:29,366 --> 01:21:31,266
Only she can subdue
our sister.
1630
01:21:31,401 --> 01:21:33,538
I will give it my all,
or die trying.
1631
01:21:33,674 --> 01:21:34,974
Die? No, I'm pretty sure
1632
01:21:35,109 --> 01:21:36,403
we can come up
with an alternative to dying.
1633
01:21:36,539 --> 01:21:39,071
My sweet Freddy,
I'm ready if need be.
1634
01:21:39,207 --> 01:21:40,607
I've lived a long life.
1635
01:21:40,742 --> 01:21:42,312
What are you talking about,
"Lived a long life?"
1636
01:21:42,447 --> 01:21:43,340
We're the same age.
You're young. We're young.
1637
01:21:43,476 --> 01:21:45,210
I'm over 6,000 years old.
1638
01:21:45,346 --> 01:21:47,118
-Oh?
-[chuckles]
1639
01:21:48,522 --> 01:21:49,516
You look great.
1640
01:21:49,984 --> 01:21:51,188
Oh.
1641
01:21:56,226 --> 01:21:57,923
Suddenly seems inappropriate.
1642
01:21:58,058 --> 01:21:59,262
Yeah.
1643
01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,236
We can't let her die.
She called me sweet!
1644
01:22:09,372 --> 01:22:11,241
We have to figure
something out.
1645
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,240
Take my powers back.
1646
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:14,778
-No, Billy!
-No, no, no.
1647
01:22:14,914 --> 01:22:16,380
Hey, take my powers back.
1648
01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:17,641
You gave 'em to me, so you can
take 'em back, right?
1649
01:22:17,777 --> 01:22:19,984
I am no longer the champion.
You are!
1650
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,147
You think I know
how to fix this, dude,
1651
01:22:21,283 --> 01:22:22,749
but I really don't, okay?
1652
01:22:22,884 --> 01:22:25,223
I, I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.
1653
01:22:25,358 --> 01:22:26,925
I had to Google them.
But you know who they are,
1654
01:22:27,061 --> 01:22:28,659
which means you know
what to do.
1655
01:22:28,795 --> 01:22:30,489
And you were right.
1656
01:22:30,624 --> 01:22:32,693
You picked
the wrong champion, man.
1657
01:22:32,829 --> 01:22:34,593
I mean, that's why I always
say "all or none," right?
1658
01:22:34,729 --> 01:22:37,267
Because without my family,
I'm nothing.
1659
01:22:40,207 --> 01:22:42,540
And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doin'.
1660
01:22:42,675 --> 01:22:43,534
[wizard] No.
1661
01:22:43,670 --> 01:22:45,137
You don't have
a shred of wisdom
1662
01:22:45,273 --> 01:22:47,079
in that brain of yours.
1663
01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:50,411
But your heart is wise.
1664
01:22:50,547 --> 01:22:53,812
And it knows exactly
what must be done.
1665
01:22:53,948 --> 01:22:57,815
I spent millennia searching
for a worthy champion
1666
01:22:59,425 --> 01:23:01,254
and no one was worthy
of what I once shared
1667
01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,687
with my brothers and sisters.
1668
01:23:03,823 --> 01:23:05,823
But when you shared
your powers,
1669
01:23:07,163 --> 01:23:08,395
you did not hesitate.
1670
01:23:08,531 --> 01:23:10,899
For you, everyone
can be worthy
1671
01:23:11,034 --> 01:23:12,364
if given a chance.
1672
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,904
Now, go fight for your family.
1673
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,108
Go fight for the world.
1674
01:23:18,244 --> 01:23:20,640
I chose right
when I chose you.
1675
01:23:24,277 --> 01:23:25,412
[Freddy] Billy?
1676
01:23:25,548 --> 01:23:27,144
Billy, what are we gonna do,
man?
1677
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:30,350
Same thing we
always do, Freddy.
Save the God darn world.
1678
01:23:30,486 --> 01:23:32,157
Now, I'm gonna go
get that staff
1679
01:23:32,292 --> 01:23:33,854
and I need you to lure
these things away
1680
01:23:33,989 --> 01:23:36,654
from the stadium while I deal
with the dragon, all right?
1681
01:23:36,790 --> 01:23:38,524
Wait, wait, wait,
Billy, Billy.
1682
01:23:38,659 --> 01:23:40,929
Can I just see you,
before you go?
1683
01:23:41,064 --> 01:23:42,963
Not this version.
1684
01:23:43,098 --> 01:23:44,899
You... You.
1685
01:23:45,034 --> 01:23:46,336
My Billy.
1686
01:23:47,170 --> 01:23:49,372
[gentle music playing]
1687
01:23:52,205 --> 01:23:53,205
Shazam!
1688
01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:55,072
[lightning cracks]
1689
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:58,216
Is that why the house keeps
getting struck by lightning?
1690
01:24:01,522 --> 01:24:02,517
Hey.
1691
01:24:09,423 --> 01:24:11,260
I promise after this
1692
01:24:11,396 --> 01:24:13,429
if I don't get eaten
by a dragon,
1693
01:24:14,696 --> 01:24:16,393
I'm not gonna force you
to keep me.
1694
01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,836
-Okay?
-What?
1695
01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:20,766
I know I age out soon.
1696
01:24:21,971 --> 01:24:23,404
Billy.
1697
01:24:23,540 --> 01:24:27,772
My wonderful, kind,
brave, son.
1698
01:24:27,907 --> 01:24:29,610
You will never age out
of your home.
1699
01:24:31,343 --> 01:24:32,646
Never.
1700
01:24:36,988 --> 01:24:38,817
Now, do me a favor
1701
01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:41,385
and I mean this
from the bottom of my heart,
1702
01:24:41,521 --> 01:24:44,295
go kick their ass, okay?
1703
01:24:45,325 --> 01:24:46,561
I love you, Mom.
1704
01:24:48,063 --> 01:24:49,267
Me too.
1705
01:24:50,797 --> 01:24:53,172
-Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
1706
01:24:54,369 --> 01:24:56,571
[dramatic music playing]
1707
01:24:57,971 --> 01:25:00,406
That's gonna take
some getting used to.
1708
01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:02,307
Everybody to the battle wagon!
1709
01:25:02,442 --> 01:25:03,875
The battle wagon?
1710
01:25:05,077 --> 01:25:06,845
Trying to get
into the spirit of things.
1711
01:25:10,823 --> 01:25:12,151
[engine starts]
1712
01:25:12,286 --> 01:25:15,524
[growling]
1713
01:25:24,229 --> 01:25:26,869
Don't you see what
you're doing to these people?
1714
01:25:27,004 --> 01:25:28,207
[Kalypso] I do.
1715
01:25:29,008 --> 01:25:30,469
And what I see is just.
1716
01:25:30,604 --> 01:25:31,802
Hespera, look at this tree.
1717
01:25:31,938 --> 01:25:34,542
It is blighted.
It is unnatural here.
1718
01:25:34,677 --> 01:25:36,473
We made a vow
to restore our realm,
1719
01:25:36,609 --> 01:25:38,042
not destroy another.
1720
01:25:38,178 --> 01:25:40,116
[Kalypso] A god has answered
their prayers at last.
1721
01:25:40,252 --> 01:25:42,382
They did not know their place,
1722
01:25:42,517 --> 01:25:43,849
so I am showing it to them.
1723
01:25:43,984 --> 01:25:47,553
Your fanatical tone
echoes our uncle Hades.
1724
01:25:47,688 --> 01:25:49,824
No. I'm putting an end
to this.
1725
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:50,955
[grunts]
1726
01:25:54,431 --> 01:25:56,697
-[growls]
-[groaning]
1727
01:25:57,731 --> 01:26:00,272
-[roars]
-Hespera. [pants]
1728
01:26:05,943 --> 01:26:07,246
No!
1729
01:26:08,176 --> 01:26:09,579
Hespera.
1730
01:26:09,714 --> 01:26:13,448
If your emotions rest
with the humans so, Anne,
1731
01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:16,255
then perhaps you should
be human.
1732
01:26:25,095 --> 01:26:26,694
[panting]
1733
01:26:28,461 --> 01:26:30,401
[rumbling]
1734
01:26:33,674 --> 01:26:34,399
[gasps]
1735
01:26:34,535 --> 01:26:36,737
[dramatic music playing]
1736
01:26:41,276 --> 01:26:43,480
[grunting]
1737
01:26:54,455 --> 01:26:56,427
[powers trilling]
1738
01:27:04,202 --> 01:27:06,404
[creatures screeching]
1739
01:27:07,236 --> 01:27:08,468
[creature roars]
1740
01:27:08,603 --> 01:27:10,804
[people shouting, screaming]
1741
01:27:12,211 --> 01:27:14,408
Help, somebody! [screams]
1742
01:27:14,543 --> 01:27:15,912
-[roars]
-Somebody help!
1743
01:27:16,048 --> 01:27:17,316
Somebody help!
1744
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:20,011
-[all screaming]
-[roars]
1745
01:27:27,290 --> 01:27:28,988
[tires screeching]
1746
01:27:29,123 --> 01:27:30,787
Okay, now what? There are only
so many minotaurs
1747
01:27:30,923 --> 01:27:32,364
I can run over with this van.
1748
01:27:32,865 --> 01:27:33,860
[gasps]
1749
01:27:36,870 --> 01:27:37,864
Hey, Steve.
1750
01:27:39,436 --> 01:27:41,032
What are monsters afraid of?
1751
01:27:44,638 --> 01:27:45,908
"The king of beasts."
1752
01:27:46,043 --> 01:27:47,042
Lions?
1753
01:27:47,177 --> 01:27:48,176
Unicorns.
1754
01:27:48,312 --> 01:27:50,248
Really? I love unicorns.
1755
01:27:50,383 --> 01:27:52,281
Yet, the unicorn
does not love you.
1756
01:27:52,416 --> 01:27:54,316
Guys, unicorns don't exist.
1757
01:27:54,452 --> 01:27:56,250
-What?
-[creature roaring]
1758
01:27:56,385 --> 01:27:58,223
[people screaming]
1759
01:27:58,359 --> 01:28:00,753
-[Freddy] Oh, my...
-Ah! [pants]
1760
01:28:00,889 --> 01:28:02,694
I guess maybe
it's not so crazy.
1761
01:28:02,830 --> 01:28:05,930
The unicorn is the most
fearsome creature
of its realm.
1762
01:28:06,066 --> 01:28:07,157
Ruthless and cruel,
1763
01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:08,593
not like the ponies
from your storybooks.
1764
01:28:08,728 --> 01:28:10,235
They loathe humanity.
1765
01:28:10,371 --> 01:28:12,030
Is there anything
they do like?
1766
01:28:13,404 --> 01:28:15,440
"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
1767
01:28:15,575 --> 01:28:16,902
Ambrosia. It's like the nectar
of the gods.
1768
01:28:17,038 --> 01:28:18,909
It's supposed to be sweet,
like honey.
1769
01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:20,143
I have an idea.
1770
01:28:20,278 --> 01:28:21,778
Go, go! Quick, quick.
1771
01:28:21,914 --> 01:28:24,812
Guys, get as many of these
people to safety as you can.
1772
01:28:25,379 --> 01:28:26,681
Kids?
1773
01:28:26,817 --> 01:28:29,014
-[people screaming]
-[creature growls]
1774
01:28:30,489 --> 01:28:32,754
-Let's go.
-Come on, let's go!
1775
01:28:33,486 --> 01:28:34,926
Wizard?
1776
01:28:35,062 --> 01:28:36,087
I'm going with them.
1777
01:28:36,964 --> 01:28:37,957
[Rosa] Freddy?
1778
01:28:40,229 --> 01:28:41,433
Anne?
1779
01:28:42,902 --> 01:28:43,966
Anne!
1780
01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:45,096
Anne!
1781
01:28:47,805 --> 01:28:50,667
I am not entirely sure
how to parent, here.
1782
01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:53,005
[ominous music playing]
1783
01:28:58,547 --> 01:29:00,346
[Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi!
1784
01:29:00,481 --> 01:29:01,948
[Shazam grunts]
1785
01:29:02,548 --> 01:29:03,752
[roars]
1786
01:29:10,963 --> 01:29:12,530
[roars]
1787
01:29:13,599 --> 01:29:16,265
Whoo! That was
really satisfying.
1788
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:17,601
How was that for you?
1789
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,769
[Shazam screams]
1790
01:29:21,905 --> 01:29:23,501
-[car alarm blares]
-[Shazam grunting]
1791
01:29:23,636 --> 01:29:25,477
[car horn honks]
1792
01:29:33,085 --> 01:29:34,550
[gasping]
1793
01:29:34,686 --> 01:29:36,384
-[man 1] Yeah.
-[people cheering]
1794
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,553
We love you, Thundercrack.
1795
01:29:38,689 --> 01:29:39,985
You're the best,
Captain Marvel.
1796
01:29:40,121 --> 01:29:42,825
-Yeah, go, High Voltage!
-Oh, wassup, bro?
1797
01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:44,991
It's Maximum Voltage actually,
amongst other names.
1798
01:29:45,126 --> 01:29:47,061
We're still kinda
workshopping it, so...
1799
01:29:47,197 --> 01:29:48,192
[growls]
1800
01:29:52,631 --> 01:29:53,866
[roars]
1801
01:29:54,002 --> 01:29:56,301
You thought you were
invulnerable.
1802
01:29:56,437 --> 01:29:58,173
But, no.
1803
01:29:58,309 --> 01:29:59,770
Magical fire.
1804
01:29:59,905 --> 01:30:01,710
Magic can kill magic.
1805
01:30:01,846 --> 01:30:03,542
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"Magic kills magic."
1806
01:30:03,678 --> 01:30:05,011
Way ahead of you, lady.
1807
01:30:05,146 --> 01:30:06,281
I'm just trippin' out
because I've never seen
1808
01:30:06,417 --> 01:30:07,583
my suit burn like this.
1809
01:30:07,719 --> 01:30:10,187
Also, nobody messes
with my town!
1810
01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:11,918
Know what I'm saying?
1811
01:30:12,054 --> 01:30:14,320
[Kalypso] I defeated
my traitor sister.
1812
01:30:14,455 --> 01:30:15,490
A god.
1813
01:30:15,626 --> 01:30:17,859
You think I won't destroy you?
1814
01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:21,093
[heroic music playing]
1815
01:30:31,839 --> 01:30:33,941
-[grunts]
-[roars]
1816
01:30:34,707 --> 01:30:36,913
[grunting]
1817
01:30:37,049 --> 01:30:38,616
[laughs]
1818
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:43,049
[yelling]
1819
01:30:56,064 --> 01:30:58,999
-[breathing heavily]
-[crackling]
1820
01:31:04,807 --> 01:31:06,677
The staff is absorbing it all.
1821
01:31:07,344 --> 01:31:08,547
Like a battery.
1822
01:31:14,649 --> 01:31:15,950
That's right.
1823
01:31:16,451 --> 01:31:18,122
Run!
1824
01:31:18,258 --> 01:31:19,449
This is a terrible idea.
1825
01:31:19,584 --> 01:31:21,820
You don't understand
the savagery, the barbarity.
1826
01:31:21,955 --> 01:31:23,155
[siren wailing in distance]
1827
01:31:25,394 --> 01:31:26,397
Oh, no.
1828
01:31:26,532 --> 01:31:28,666
[people shouting
in the distance]
1829
01:31:39,939 --> 01:31:42,141
[creature skittering]
1830
01:31:47,087 --> 01:31:49,082
[rustling]
1831
01:31:55,624 --> 01:31:57,226
-Hello.
-No.
1832
01:31:57,361 --> 01:31:59,356
[snorting]
1833
01:32:00,894 --> 01:32:02,260
It's okay. Come here.
1834
01:32:07,172 --> 01:32:08,173
Darla...
1835
01:32:08,308 --> 01:32:10,470
It's okay. Good girl.
1836
01:32:10,605 --> 01:32:12,574
[snorting]
1837
01:32:12,709 --> 01:32:14,976
[suspenseful music playing]
1838
01:32:18,112 --> 01:32:20,382
-Whoa, watch out!
-[Eugene] Whoa!
1839
01:32:20,518 --> 01:32:22,654
-Darla!
-[gasps]
1840
01:32:39,402 --> 01:32:40,397
[sniffs]
1841
01:32:44,270 --> 01:32:45,875
[whispers]
Taste the rainbow.
1842
01:32:48,181 --> 01:32:49,107
Good, isn't it?
1843
01:32:49,243 --> 01:32:51,379
It's the closest to ambrosia
we have.
1844
01:32:51,514 --> 01:32:53,218
[unicorn snorts]
1845
01:32:53,353 --> 01:32:55,346
[gentle music playing]
1846
01:33:16,473 --> 01:33:17,676
Good girl.
1847
01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:23,781
[roars]
1848
01:33:24,448 --> 01:33:25,684
[both] Whoa!
1849
01:33:34,792 --> 01:33:36,227
We're gonna need
more Skittles.
1850
01:33:36,362 --> 01:33:38,356
[people screaming]
1851
01:33:39,726 --> 01:33:41,095
[roars]
1852
01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:45,704
[woman grunting]
1853
01:33:47,701 --> 01:33:48,905
[sniffs]
1854
01:33:50,341 --> 01:33:52,941
[growls]
1855
01:33:53,077 --> 01:33:55,305
-[sniffs]
-[galloping in the distance]
1856
01:33:55,441 --> 01:33:57,848
-[creature roars]
-[unicorns roar]
1857
01:33:59,417 --> 01:34:00,812
[screeches]
1858
01:34:00,947 --> 01:34:03,150
[unicorns roaring]
1859
01:34:04,557 --> 01:34:06,758
[triumphant music playing]
1860
01:34:09,154 --> 01:34:11,125
[creature grunting]
1861
01:34:13,127 --> 01:34:14,493
Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
1862
01:34:14,629 --> 01:34:16,933
[roars]
1863
01:34:33,450 --> 01:34:34,548
[grunts]
1864
01:34:34,683 --> 01:34:36,717
No, no, no.
1865
01:34:36,853 --> 01:34:38,185
Lady, lady, you can't die!
1866
01:34:38,321 --> 01:34:40,221
Come on, Billy, come on!
Powers, powers, powers.
1867
01:34:40,357 --> 01:34:43,690
Medical powers. No.
How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
1868
01:34:43,825 --> 01:34:46,028
[breathes heavily]
1869
01:34:51,471 --> 01:34:52,868
-Clear?
-[grunts]
1870
01:34:53,004 --> 01:34:55,901
Whoa! Come on!
One more time. Clear!
1871
01:34:56,036 --> 01:34:57,403
[Hespera] Stop! Stop!
1872
01:34:57,538 --> 01:34:59,875
Let me go to the Underworld
in peace, please.
1873
01:35:00,011 --> 01:35:02,910
Oh, lady, lady,
listen to me, okay?
1874
01:35:03,045 --> 01:35:04,276
I don't want anyone else
to die.
1875
01:35:04,412 --> 01:35:05,713
Not my family, not Anthea,
not anyone,
1876
01:35:05,848 --> 01:35:07,147
and we can save them.
1877
01:35:07,282 --> 01:35:08,717
This all came
from the tree, right?
1878
01:35:08,853 --> 01:35:10,215
I might know a way to destroy
1879
01:35:10,351 --> 01:35:11,788
the tree and the dragon
all in one.
1880
01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:15,155
Ladon's powers
are too great, boy.
1881
01:35:15,291 --> 01:35:16,825
Well, not if I can overload
the staff
1882
01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:19,424
-with enough lightning.
-A bomb?
1883
01:35:20,459 --> 01:35:21,727
Is that enough
to kill the dragon?
1884
01:35:21,862 --> 01:35:23,098
And more.
1885
01:35:24,801 --> 01:35:26,132
You would annihilate
1886
01:35:26,267 --> 01:35:29,566
everything that's inside
the dome.
1887
01:35:29,701 --> 01:35:32,041
Well, then I have
one more favor to ask.
1888
01:35:33,479 --> 01:35:34,571
[people shouting]
1889
01:35:34,706 --> 01:35:36,711
[officer] Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
1890
01:35:36,846 --> 01:35:37,979
There's shelter ahead.
1891
01:35:38,115 --> 01:35:40,179
There's shelter ahead.
Let's go.
1892
01:35:40,315 --> 01:35:42,513
Walk, don't run.
There's shelter ahead.
1893
01:35:43,182 --> 01:35:44,383
Let's go, let's go.
1894
01:35:45,890 --> 01:35:47,555
[woman] Keep going. Keep going!
1895
01:35:47,691 --> 01:35:48,885
[Freddy] Anne!
1896
01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:50,224
Anne!
1897
01:35:51,022 --> 01:35:52,960
Anne!
1898
01:35:53,095 --> 01:35:55,427
-[rumbling]
-[Ladon roars]
1899
01:35:57,331 --> 01:35:59,964
-[people screaming]
-[gasps]
1900
01:36:00,099 --> 01:36:01,333
[officer] Go. Run.
1901
01:36:01,469 --> 01:36:03,941
-Watch that rear.
-[breathing heavily]
1902
01:36:05,576 --> 01:36:07,109
[roaring]
1903
01:36:09,447 --> 01:36:10,578
[grunts]
1904
01:36:10,713 --> 01:36:12,950
[roaring]
1905
01:36:16,422 --> 01:36:17,955
Go, go, go!
1906
01:36:21,592 --> 01:36:23,988
[roaring]
1907
01:36:24,124 --> 01:36:25,793
[breathing heavily]
1908
01:36:25,928 --> 01:36:27,195
[officer 2] Back away!
1909
01:36:27,330 --> 01:36:30,000
-[growling]
-[officer 3] Run, run, run!
1910
01:36:33,506 --> 01:36:35,500
[people screaming]
1911
01:36:36,441 --> 01:36:38,140
[roars]
1912
01:36:38,641 --> 01:36:39,870
Anne!
1913
01:36:40,005 --> 01:36:41,308
Ladon,
1914
01:36:42,009 --> 01:36:43,376
kill the traitor.
1915
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,052
[people screaming]
1916
01:36:51,758 --> 01:36:54,589
[grunting, breathing heavily]
1917
01:36:54,724 --> 01:36:57,588
[roaring]
1918
01:37:00,499 --> 01:37:02,131
[grunting]
1919
01:37:16,108 --> 01:37:17,445
Impossible.
1920
01:37:17,581 --> 01:37:19,049
Bow him!
1921
01:37:20,552 --> 01:37:22,613
[grunting]
1922
01:37:24,984 --> 01:37:26,118
[yells]
1923
01:37:26,253 --> 01:37:28,454
[Anthea and Freddy grunting]
1924
01:37:32,864 --> 01:37:35,261
I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
1925
01:37:35,397 --> 01:37:37,098
What is a god
without her power?
1926
01:37:37,233 --> 01:37:39,467
The most powerful thing
about you
1927
01:37:39,603 --> 01:37:40,702
is you.
1928
01:37:40,838 --> 01:37:42,204
You taught me that.
1929
01:37:47,140 --> 01:37:49,343
[both yelling]
1930
01:37:50,516 --> 01:37:52,010
Kill them!
1931
01:37:52,146 --> 01:37:55,481
[yelling continues]
1932
01:37:58,956 --> 01:38:00,556
[Anthea breathing shakily]
1933
01:38:00,691 --> 01:38:04,362
[roaring]
1934
01:38:04,497 --> 01:38:05,491
[roaring stops]
1935
01:38:06,797 --> 01:38:09,292
[both panting]
1936
01:38:09,428 --> 01:38:11,431
[Shazam] Boom! [chuckles]
1937
01:38:11,567 --> 01:38:14,302
That must be super
disappointing as a dragon.
1938
01:38:16,875 --> 01:38:18,107
Assuming that you are one.
1939
01:38:18,243 --> 01:38:19,671
I mean, you fly,
and you breathe fire,
1940
01:38:19,807 --> 01:38:21,805
but you're also made of wood
which is a weird flex
1941
01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:24,543
and a serious design flaw,
if I'm being honest.
1942
01:38:25,817 --> 01:38:27,051
Freddy, Anthea, don't!
1943
01:38:30,156 --> 01:38:32,149
-[Shazam chuckles]
-Ah, made you look!
1944
01:38:32,285 --> 01:38:33,685
Oh, lady, that's twice.
1945
01:38:33,820 --> 01:38:36,021
And I didn't even need
a flaming violin that time.
1946
01:38:36,156 --> 01:38:37,356
[Shazam chuckles]
1947
01:38:37,492 --> 01:38:40,031
You want the staff?
Come get it.
1948
01:38:47,607 --> 01:38:49,370
[Ladon roars]
1949
01:38:58,815 --> 01:39:00,678
[panting]
1950
01:39:03,819 --> 01:39:05,023
[grunts]
1951
01:39:14,667 --> 01:39:16,159
Now, Hespera.
1952
01:39:16,295 --> 01:39:18,634
[Ladon roars]
1953
01:39:18,770 --> 01:39:20,137
Now, Hespera.
1954
01:39:23,136 --> 01:39:24,702
Now. Now.
1955
01:39:25,842 --> 01:39:28,042
[Ladon growling]
1956
01:39:28,177 --> 01:39:32,182
[suspenseful music playing]
1957
01:39:32,980 --> 01:39:35,185
[groans]
1958
01:39:36,788 --> 01:39:38,082
[powers resonate]
1959
01:39:38,217 --> 01:39:40,091
[speaking Greek]
1960
01:39:40,890 --> 01:39:43,094
[rumbling]
1961
01:39:44,957 --> 01:39:47,362
-[magic resonating]
-[dramatic music playing]
1962
01:39:58,941 --> 01:40:01,574
[engine revving]
1963
01:40:03,847 --> 01:40:04,841
[tires screech]
1964
01:40:08,884 --> 01:40:10,088
[grunts]
1965
01:40:25,297 --> 01:40:26,766
[in English] No.
1966
01:40:26,902 --> 01:40:28,535
No! No!
1967
01:40:45,987 --> 01:40:48,192
[growls]
1968
01:40:52,357 --> 01:40:53,798
Remove the dome.
1969
01:40:53,933 --> 01:40:56,134
As long as I still breathe,
1970
01:40:56,902 --> 01:40:59,236
the dome still stands.
1971
01:40:59,371 --> 01:41:03,405
Till I see you
on the other side, sister.
1972
01:41:05,105 --> 01:41:07,310
[roars]
1973
01:41:23,158 --> 01:41:25,361
[car horn honking]
1974
01:41:27,592 --> 01:41:29,596
[horn continues honking]
1975
01:41:37,908 --> 01:41:39,903
[tires screech]
1976
01:41:42,178 --> 01:41:44,347
[people chattering]
1977
01:41:46,949 --> 01:41:48,284
Billy!
1978
01:41:48,419 --> 01:41:50,081
-Get out of there.
-[Shazam] I can't.
1979
01:41:50,216 --> 01:41:51,218
Billy.
1980
01:41:51,353 --> 01:41:53,224
[Shazam] I have to do this.
1981
01:41:55,228 --> 01:41:56,390
[Freddy] Billy,
what are you doing?
1982
01:41:56,526 --> 01:41:57,859
You're not supposed
to be in there.
1983
01:41:57,994 --> 01:42:00,892
Yeah, I am.
1984
01:42:01,028 --> 01:42:02,825
I used to think that
I couldn't do anything right,
1985
01:42:02,961 --> 01:42:04,961
that I didn't deserve
my powers,
1986
01:42:06,404 --> 01:42:08,230
but there's something
that I can do.
1987
01:42:08,366 --> 01:42:09,570
No.
1988
01:42:10,371 --> 01:42:11,974
I can save all of you.
1989
01:42:12,109 --> 01:42:13,644
But it's all or none!
1990
01:42:13,780 --> 01:42:15,139
[Shazam] Yeah.
1991
01:42:15,274 --> 01:42:17,248
All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.
1992
01:42:20,145 --> 01:42:22,848
Freddy, I've never
had a family. You know that.
1993
01:42:22,984 --> 01:42:25,086
Everybody I've ever cared
about, they all left me.
1994
01:42:25,222 --> 01:42:27,083
My mom, my dad, everyone.
1995
01:42:28,119 --> 01:42:30,094
So when I found you guys,
I had to hang on
1996
01:42:30,229 --> 01:42:31,495
and I've been hanging on
too tight.
1997
01:42:31,631 --> 01:42:32,692
No.
1998
01:42:32,827 --> 01:42:34,529
I should have let you
do your own thing.
1999
01:42:36,234 --> 01:42:38,130
Now it's time for you to fly.
2000
01:42:38,265 --> 01:42:39,468
What about you?
2001
01:42:44,308 --> 01:42:46,042
I'm Captain Everypower Junior.
2002
01:42:46,177 --> 01:42:48,306
[chuckles softly, sniffles]
2003
01:42:48,442 --> 01:42:50,006
Don't you forget it.
2004
01:42:52,381 --> 01:42:54,582
[intriguing music playing]
2005
01:43:04,061 --> 01:43:06,264
[music swells]
2006
01:43:36,390 --> 01:43:38,593
[Ladon roars]
2007
01:43:42,593 --> 01:43:44,295
We end this now.
2008
01:43:44,430 --> 01:43:46,931
Yeah. We do.
2009
01:43:48,633 --> 01:43:49,835
[Shazam grunting]
2010
01:43:57,916 --> 01:43:59,515
Come on, Billy.
2011
01:44:06,058 --> 01:44:07,952
[lightning crackling]
2012
01:44:13,458 --> 01:44:14,893
[roars]
2013
01:44:27,344 --> 01:44:28,507
He's got this. We got this.
2014
01:44:28,643 --> 01:44:30,681
He's got this. He's got this.
2015
01:44:30,816 --> 01:44:31,877
Billy.
2016
01:44:33,511 --> 01:44:34,715
[grunts]
2017
01:44:36,184 --> 01:44:37,247
Fly.
2018
01:44:37,383 --> 01:44:39,049
[roars]
2019
01:44:43,423 --> 01:44:45,924
[grunting]
2020
01:44:49,934 --> 01:44:51,598
Billy.
2021
01:44:51,734 --> 01:44:53,332
Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go!
2022
01:44:53,468 --> 01:44:55,069
[people chattering]
2023
01:44:55,204 --> 01:44:57,672
[grunting]
2024
01:45:00,707 --> 01:45:02,743
-[Ladon roars]
-No!
2025
01:45:09,716 --> 01:45:12,852
-[roars]
-[screaming]
2026
01:45:15,687 --> 01:45:17,626
[Ladon groans]
2027
01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:32,674
[roaring]
2028
01:45:36,674 --> 01:45:38,042
[Shazam grunts]
2029
01:45:41,746 --> 01:45:42,948
[Shazam exclaims]
2030
01:45:45,550 --> 01:45:46,754
Whoa!
2031
01:45:49,488 --> 01:45:50,692
Ah.
2032
01:45:56,166 --> 01:45:58,161
[Ladon roaring]
2033
01:46:00,671 --> 01:46:02,869
[dramatic emotional music
playing]
2034
01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:13,979
[Ladon roaring]
2035
01:46:18,616 --> 01:46:20,183
[roars]
2036
01:46:27,295 --> 01:46:28,499
[grunts]
2037
01:46:50,056 --> 01:46:51,049
[Ladon growls]
2038
01:46:53,354 --> 01:46:56,021
Shazam!
2039
01:47:00,659 --> 01:47:02,428
[all whimpering]
2040
01:47:02,563 --> 01:47:05,001
[people clamoring]
2041
01:47:05,136 --> 01:47:07,131
[magic whirring]
2042
01:47:12,571 --> 01:47:13,775
Billy.
2043
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:17,079
A true god,
2044
01:47:17,214 --> 01:47:18,942
after all.
2045
01:47:19,078 --> 01:47:21,277
[gentle emotional music
playing]
2046
01:47:27,291 --> 01:47:28,724
[magic resonating]
2047
01:47:48,808 --> 01:47:50,009
[creature screeches]
2048
01:47:52,551 --> 01:47:54,750
-[growls]
-[creatures screeching]
2049
01:48:01,986 --> 01:48:04,188
[all grunting, groaning]
2050
01:48:11,433 --> 01:48:12,801
He did it.
2051
01:48:20,442 --> 01:48:21,645
We must go.
2052
01:48:29,021 --> 01:48:30,016
Billy?
2053
01:48:30,517 --> 01:48:31,688
Billy?
2054
01:48:32,817 --> 01:48:34,020
[Freddy] Billy!
2055
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:36,957
Billy!
2056
01:48:38,122 --> 01:48:40,624
Billy. Where are you? [sobs]
2057
01:48:40,759 --> 01:48:42,028
[Victor] Billy!
2058
01:48:43,795 --> 01:48:44,998
[Freddy] Billy?
2059
01:48:48,768 --> 01:48:51,070
Billy! Billy.
2060
01:48:53,540 --> 01:48:54,571
Billy!
2061
01:48:54,706 --> 01:48:55,910
Billy!
2062
01:48:56,741 --> 01:48:57,841
Billy!
2063
01:48:57,977 --> 01:48:59,617
Dude, wake up. You did it.
2064
01:49:02,017 --> 01:49:03,751
Okay. You're supposed
to wake up.
2065
01:49:03,887 --> 01:49:04,816
It's the part
where you wake up
2066
01:49:04,951 --> 01:49:06,483
and open your eyes and laugh
2067
01:49:06,619 --> 01:49:10,089
and you're supposed to say
you got me, 'cause you got me.
2068
01:49:11,396 --> 01:49:12,993
Dude. Joke's over, man.
2069
01:49:13,593 --> 01:49:14,863
Billy!
2070
01:49:16,830 --> 01:49:19,131
Billy. Billy, come on.
2071
01:49:21,535 --> 01:49:22,698
Freddy.
2072
01:49:22,833 --> 01:49:24,037
[sobs]
2073
01:49:26,178 --> 01:49:27,645
What did you do?
2074
01:49:29,676 --> 01:49:30,678
Wake up, Billy.
2075
01:49:30,813 --> 01:49:32,815
-[Victor] Billy?
-He's over here!
2076
01:49:35,681 --> 01:49:36,885
Billy.
2077
01:49:38,324 --> 01:49:40,658
[sobs] You asshole!
2078
01:49:41,790 --> 01:49:44,156
We're a team! We're a team!
2079
01:49:45,296 --> 01:49:46,290
Oh, Billy.
2080
01:49:47,561 --> 01:49:48,791
Billy.
2081
01:49:48,926 --> 01:49:50,960
Oh, my baby. No.
2082
01:49:51,095 --> 01:49:53,297
[solemn music playing]
2083
01:49:55,737 --> 01:49:57,400
[Anthea] He was a hero.
2084
01:49:58,905 --> 01:50:01,173
He was a hero and a god.
2085
01:50:01,308 --> 01:50:03,813
And he should be laid
to rest like one.
2086
01:50:08,187 --> 01:50:09,350
Hey, pal.
2087
01:50:09,485 --> 01:50:11,418
[Freddy crying]
2088
01:50:11,553 --> 01:50:12,987
[Rosa sobs]
2089
01:50:28,605 --> 01:50:30,774
[gentle music playing]
2090
01:51:17,623 --> 01:51:19,383
Will this land ever come back?
2091
01:51:20,285 --> 01:51:22,925
The staff is drained of magic.
2092
01:51:23,060 --> 01:51:26,159
Only the spark of a god
can restore its power
2093
01:51:27,027 --> 01:51:28,799
and there are no gods left.
2094
01:51:30,029 --> 01:51:31,494
[woman] There is one.
2095
01:51:33,167 --> 01:51:36,202
[ancient lamentation music
playing]
2096
01:51:41,139 --> 01:51:42,879
[dramatic music playing]
2097
01:51:46,847 --> 01:51:48,885
[gasps, chuckles]
2098
01:51:50,222 --> 01:51:51,217
What?
2099
01:52:04,963 --> 01:52:06,097
[crackles]
2100
01:52:06,233 --> 01:52:08,432
-[grunts]
-[magic resonates]
2101
01:52:09,638 --> 01:52:11,506
[panting]
2102
01:52:11,642 --> 01:52:13,844
[pleasant music playing]
2103
01:52:18,383 --> 01:52:20,846
[Darla chuckles]
2104
01:52:20,981 --> 01:52:22,479
[Mary and Pedro gasp]
2105
01:52:28,085 --> 01:52:29,585
[chuckles] Whoa.
2106
01:52:48,711 --> 01:52:49,643
[Freddy] Whoa.
2107
01:52:49,779 --> 01:52:51,981
[powers resonating]
2108
01:52:53,210 --> 01:52:54,412
[Anthea chuckles]
2109
01:53:14,636 --> 01:53:15,631
[chirps]
2110
01:53:16,975 --> 01:53:18,638
-[dramatic chord plays]
-[all scream]
2111
01:53:18,774 --> 01:53:19,976
It's a zombie!
2112
01:53:21,206 --> 01:53:23,276
[Shazam grunts] Guys!
2113
01:53:23,977 --> 01:53:25,381
What the hell?
2114
01:53:25,517 --> 01:53:27,144
You buried me?
2115
01:53:27,279 --> 01:53:29,715
In what, like, two minutes?
2116
01:53:29,850 --> 01:53:30,782
Oh, Billy!
2117
01:53:30,918 --> 01:53:32,518
[all whooping]
2118
01:53:32,654 --> 01:53:33,689
Hey.
2119
01:53:33,824 --> 01:53:36,256
Oh, man. I missed you guys.
2120
01:53:38,990 --> 01:53:40,656
Hi. Hey.
2121
01:53:41,565 --> 01:53:43,258
Oh, my God. Hi.
2122
01:53:43,394 --> 01:53:45,032
Why didn't anybody tell...
2123
01:53:45,167 --> 01:53:47,003
Hi. Sorry, sorry,
I didn't, uh...
2124
01:53:47,138 --> 01:53:50,033
I didn't see you there,
I was, um, I was...
2125
01:53:50,169 --> 01:53:51,469
I was dead at the time.
2126
01:53:52,511 --> 01:53:53,603
So, you, uh...
2127
01:53:54,580 --> 01:53:56,045
you got my bird letter?
2128
01:53:57,042 --> 01:53:58,509
Oh, I, uh...
2129
01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:01,545
I think you've got
something...
2130
01:54:03,355 --> 01:54:04,486
On my...
2131
01:54:04,621 --> 01:54:06,187
Where... Oh.
2132
01:54:06,754 --> 01:54:07,991
What?
2133
01:54:08,691 --> 01:54:09,659
That's a spider.
2134
01:54:09,795 --> 01:54:11,160
I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
2135
01:54:11,295 --> 01:54:13,693
Also, [chuckling]
that's really embarrassing.
2136
01:54:13,828 --> 01:54:15,030
Yes, it is.
2137
01:54:15,165 --> 01:54:17,500
But it was an amazing thing
you did.
2138
01:54:17,636 --> 01:54:19,265
The sacrifice you made.
2139
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:22,266
You brought this world
back to life.
2140
01:54:22,402 --> 01:54:24,641
Maybe this time,
gods and humans
2141
01:54:24,776 --> 01:54:26,408
can learn to live in peace.
2142
01:54:26,543 --> 01:54:27,538
Yeah.
2143
01:54:28,880 --> 01:54:31,014
Use the power of Zeus wisely.
2144
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:34,611
Be well, Billy Batson.
2145
01:54:36,650 --> 01:54:39,523
Hey, you know, just because
your father's power
2146
01:54:39,658 --> 01:54:40,816
is surging through me,
2147
01:54:40,951 --> 01:54:43,119
that doesn't technically
make us related, you know,
2148
01:54:43,255 --> 01:54:44,555
and I'm gonna be 18
2149
01:54:44,690 --> 01:54:46,389
in, like, five months, so...
[clicks tongue]
2150
01:54:46,524 --> 01:54:48,625
Stick to saving
the world, kid.
2151
01:54:48,761 --> 01:54:50,827
Yeah, you know, like,
that's... Okay, cool.
2152
01:54:50,963 --> 01:54:52,330
See ya.
2153
01:54:52,466 --> 01:54:54,163
What's with our boys
and older women?
2154
01:54:54,298 --> 01:54:55,500
[exhales sharply]
2155
01:54:57,376 --> 01:54:58,906
Hey.
2156
01:54:59,041 --> 01:55:00,543
Who wants their powers back?
2157
01:55:00,678 --> 01:55:01,671
[Shazam chuckles]
2158
01:55:02,439 --> 01:55:04,308
We can do that, right?
2159
01:55:04,443 --> 01:55:05,614
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay, good.
2160
01:55:05,749 --> 01:55:06,850
Good, good, good.
2161
01:55:06,985 --> 01:55:08,649
[Victor] I'd like
our house back.
2162
01:55:08,784 --> 01:55:09,817
Can we do that?
2163
01:55:09,952 --> 01:55:11,755
[upbeat music playing]
2164
01:55:11,890 --> 01:55:13,453
-[Victor] Dinner!
-Coming.
2165
01:55:13,588 --> 01:55:16,158
Aw. Thank you for respecting
the cross-stitch.
2166
01:55:18,596 --> 01:55:19,590
[Rosa chuckles]
2167
01:55:20,665 --> 01:55:21,931
[Rosa] Anthea.
2168
01:55:22,067 --> 01:55:23,161
Have you decided what
you're gonna do
2169
01:55:23,297 --> 01:55:25,731
about that god realm of yours?
2170
01:55:25,867 --> 01:55:28,498
Well, actually I'm gonna take
some time off while it heals.
2171
01:55:28,634 --> 01:55:30,707
Spend some time
with the common folk.
2172
01:55:30,842 --> 01:55:32,241
Learn some about your world,
2173
01:55:32,376 --> 01:55:34,809
about how, maybe,
we can learn from each other.
2174
01:55:34,945 --> 01:55:36,374
Number one sign of wisdom:
2175
01:55:36,510 --> 01:55:38,273
Admitting there's always
more to learn.
2176
01:55:38,409 --> 01:55:39,746
I'm coming around to it.
2177
01:55:39,881 --> 01:55:41,249
[doorbell rings]
2178
01:55:41,850 --> 01:55:43,185
I got it.
2179
01:55:47,492 --> 01:55:48,487
Whoa.
2180
01:55:49,121 --> 01:55:50,588
Uh, guys?
2181
01:55:51,188 --> 01:55:52,124
Guys!
2182
01:55:52,259 --> 01:55:54,493
[suspenseful music playing]
2183
01:55:59,769 --> 01:56:01,038
It's the wizard.
2184
01:56:02,435 --> 01:56:04,269
-Oh, my God!
-[Rosa] No way!
2185
01:56:04,404 --> 01:56:06,039
-Yes.
-Look at this guy!
2186
01:56:06,175 --> 01:56:07,370
Look at him, he's so handsome.
2187
01:56:07,506 --> 01:56:08,737
You pimpin' now, what is this?
2188
01:56:08,873 --> 01:56:10,474
-[Billy] You look amazing.
-You look great!
2189
01:56:10,610 --> 01:56:12,608
Well, I was
in the neighborhood
2190
01:56:12,744 --> 01:56:14,349
and, um, I just wanted
to express
2191
01:56:14,484 --> 01:56:16,682
-my gratitude before I go.
-[doorbell rings, pops]
2192
01:56:16,818 --> 01:56:21,122
Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
Actually, everything's broken.
2193
01:56:21,257 --> 01:56:23,060
-[Freddy chuckles]
-Not everything.
2194
01:56:25,724 --> 01:56:27,360
You were just
in the neighborhood?
2195
01:56:27,496 --> 01:56:29,692
[chuckles] Okay,
I came for the staff.
2196
01:56:29,827 --> 01:56:31,728
Perhaps I will hold
onto it for now.
2197
01:56:31,863 --> 01:56:35,906
I also wanted to see
your faces one last time
2198
01:56:36,041 --> 01:56:37,740
before I turn into a pile
of ash.
2199
01:56:37,876 --> 01:56:39,175
-Wait, what?
-No!
2200
01:56:39,310 --> 01:56:41,240
I am making a joke.
I have an Uber waiting.
2201
01:56:41,375 --> 01:56:42,973
-And besides...
-[chuckles]
2202
01:56:43,109 --> 01:56:45,980
...I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.
2203
01:56:46,115 --> 01:56:47,980
It's time to see your world.
2204
01:56:48,116 --> 01:56:49,513
It's been an honor,
2205
01:56:49,649 --> 01:56:52,254
a privilege,
watching you all soar.
2206
01:56:52,389 --> 01:56:53,754
You know, you're not such
a bad wizard.
2207
01:56:53,889 --> 01:56:55,123
Thank you, Jeff.
2208
01:56:55,259 --> 01:56:57,292
-[sighs] It never ends.
-[chuckles]
2209
01:56:58,422 --> 01:56:59,624
[Billy] Also,
2210
01:57:00,998 --> 01:57:02,627
what's my superhero name?
2211
01:57:05,065 --> 01:57:07,533
Your name is...
2212
01:57:08,573 --> 01:57:10,168
Shazam.
2213
01:57:10,303 --> 01:57:11,233
-Of course.
-Yeah.
2214
01:57:11,369 --> 01:57:13,605
[all agreeing]
2215
01:57:15,145 --> 01:57:17,274
I still think we can beat it.
2216
01:57:17,409 --> 01:57:19,611
[upbeat music playing]
2217
01:59:56,638 --> 01:59:58,204
My feet hurt.
How much further?
2218
01:59:58,339 --> 01:59:59,472
About ten seconds less
2219
01:59:59,608 --> 02:00:00,903
than the last time
you asked me.
2220
02:00:01,038 --> 02:00:02,574
I'm sorry, I just feel
like we could
2221
02:00:02,710 --> 02:00:04,046
have parked
a little bit closer.
2222
02:00:04,182 --> 02:00:05,313
He doesn't know we're coming,
2223
02:00:05,449 --> 02:00:06,745
and I didn't want
to spook him.
2224
02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:09,115
"Spook him."
He's a superhero, not a deer.
2225
02:00:09,251 --> 02:00:10,518
All right, let's go.
2226
02:00:10,653 --> 02:00:12,555
And then you can tell Waller
that even though
2227
02:00:12,691 --> 02:00:14,957
she thinks this guy could be
a good addition to the team,
2228
02:00:15,093 --> 02:00:16,391
we never actually met him
2229
02:00:16,527 --> 02:00:18,757
because you wore
shitty walking shoes.
2230
02:00:18,893 --> 02:00:20,691
[chuckles] Okay, first of all,
they're boots,
2231
02:00:20,827 --> 02:00:22,766
and they're not shitty,
they're new.
2232
02:00:22,901 --> 02:00:25,666
-I just haven't had a chance
to break them in yet.
-Shut up.
2233
02:00:25,801 --> 02:00:28,938
Waller said this guy
is as powerful as they come,
2234
02:00:29,073 --> 02:00:30,740
but a little immature.
2235
02:00:30,875 --> 02:00:32,001
Oh, great.
2236
02:00:32,910 --> 02:00:35,543
Whoo! [chuckles]
2237
02:00:40,181 --> 02:00:42,385
[grunting]
2238
02:00:44,287 --> 02:00:45,854
-Billy Batson.
-Yeah?
2239
02:00:45,989 --> 02:00:47,455
I mean, no.
2240
02:00:47,591 --> 02:00:48,984
I've never heard that name
in my life.
2241
02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:50,523
I don't know who
you're talking about.
2242
02:00:50,659 --> 02:00:51,988
But I'd like to meet
that person
2243
02:00:52,123 --> 02:00:53,858
'cause they sound super cool.
And funny.
2244
02:00:53,993 --> 02:00:56,758
And talented.
And ridiculously handsome,
2245
02:00:56,894 --> 02:00:58,400
but, like, in a dangerous way.
2246
02:00:58,535 --> 02:01:00,333
What the hell
are you talking about?
2247
02:01:00,468 --> 02:01:02,468
Relax. We know who you are.
2248
02:01:02,603 --> 02:01:04,935
-How?
-Don't worry about that.
2249
02:01:05,977 --> 02:01:06,735
Who are you guys?
2250
02:01:06,871 --> 02:01:08,210
Don't worry about that either.
2251
02:01:08,345 --> 02:01:09,872
Look, we've seen
what you can do.
2252
02:01:10,008 --> 02:01:11,640
And we're here
to make you an offer.
2253
02:01:11,776 --> 02:01:12,740
How would you like to join
2254
02:01:12,876 --> 02:01:14,115
-the Justice...
-Yes!
2255
02:01:14,250 --> 02:01:15,550
A thousand times yes!
2256
02:01:15,685 --> 02:01:17,451
Oh, my gosh!
I've been dreaming about this!
2257
02:01:17,587 --> 02:01:19,453
Well, I mean,
not this exactly.
2258
02:01:19,588 --> 02:01:20,516
Like, normally,
it's Wonder Woman
2259
02:01:20,652 --> 02:01:21,924
in the dream, but...
2260
02:01:22,059 --> 02:01:23,321
-Ew.
-Huh?
2261
02:01:23,457 --> 02:01:25,491
Well, that was easy.
2262
02:01:25,626 --> 02:01:27,161
Welcome
to the Justice Society.
2263
02:01:27,297 --> 02:01:29,195
Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?
2264
02:01:29,331 --> 02:01:30,564
The Justice Society?
2265
02:01:30,700 --> 02:01:32,000
Is that different
than the Justice League?
2266
02:01:32,136 --> 02:01:33,566
Yes. The Justice Society
2267
02:01:33,702 --> 02:01:35,136
is different
than the Justice League
2268
02:01:35,272 --> 02:01:36,802
because of how words work.
2269
02:01:36,938 --> 02:01:38,769
I just want to be
in the Wonder Woman group.
2270
02:01:38,905 --> 02:01:41,004
-So, that's you guys, right?
-No.
2271
02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:43,209
Why are you so obsessed
with Wonder Woman, dude?
2272
02:01:43,345 --> 02:01:45,146
He's joking, right?
2273
02:01:45,282 --> 02:01:48,418
-No?
-Okay. I'm out.
2274
02:01:48,553 --> 02:01:50,449
I'm gonna wait here,
'cause of the shoes.
2275
02:01:50,584 --> 02:01:52,280
Can you drive by and get me?
2276
02:01:52,415 --> 02:01:54,884
[Shazam] Hey, just a little
constructive criticism.
2277
02:01:55,020 --> 02:01:56,358
It's pretty confusing
that there are
2278
02:01:56,493 --> 02:01:58,391
two separate groups
of superheroes
2279
02:01:58,527 --> 02:01:59,858
that are totally unaffiliated,
2280
02:01:59,994 --> 02:02:01,964
but both have "Justice"
in their name, you know.
2281
02:02:02,099 --> 02:02:03,994
Like, have you guys ever
thought about doing
a rebranding of sorts?
2282
02:02:04,130 --> 02:02:07,103
'Cause just a quick search
on Thesaurus.com,
2283
02:02:07,239 --> 02:02:08,797
you got so many options, man.
2284
02:02:08,933 --> 02:02:11,868
Like, "Authority Society." Eh?
2285
02:02:12,003 --> 02:02:13,670
Uh, uh, "Code Society."
That's stupid.
2286
02:02:13,806 --> 02:02:15,243
These are, like, legal terms.
2287
02:02:15,379 --> 02:02:18,376
[gasps] "The Avenger Society."
2288
02:02:18,511 --> 02:02:19,775
[inhales sharply]
2289
02:02:19,911 --> 02:02:21,682
I like that, for some reason.
2290
02:02:24,353 --> 02:02:26,555
[gentle music playing]
2291
02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:43,968
[music builds up]
2292
02:02:50,577 --> 02:02:52,779
[dramatic music playing]
2293
02:06:06,642 --> 02:06:08,843
[mysterious music playing]
2294
02:07:34,861 --> 02:07:37,063
[intense music playing]
2295
02:08:35,053 --> 02:08:36,986
[distant chattering]
2296
02:08:37,122 --> 02:08:39,323
[unsettling music playing]
2297
02:08:54,774 --> 02:08:56,637
[voice laughing]
2298
02:08:56,773 --> 02:09:00,913
[Mister Mind] Well, well,
Doctor. We meet again.
2299
02:09:01,049 --> 02:09:02,611
Where in the hell
have you been?
2300
02:09:02,746 --> 02:09:05,882
[Mister Mind] To implement
the perfect plan, Doctor,
2301
02:09:06,018 --> 02:09:08,183
one must have patience.
2302
02:09:08,318 --> 02:09:10,090
What are you talking about?
2303
02:09:11,662 --> 02:09:13,258
It's been two goddamn years!
2304
02:09:13,393 --> 02:09:18,434
Yes. But what is time
but a trick of the mind?
2305
02:09:18,569 --> 02:09:19,765
A meaningless measure.
2306
02:09:19,900 --> 02:09:22,301
Hey. I'm 57 years old.
2307
02:09:22,436 --> 02:09:25,534
I'm stuck in a concrete box
surrounded by lunatics
2308
02:09:25,669 --> 02:09:27,538
waiting for a worm to enact
some, what,
2309
02:09:27,673 --> 02:09:30,177
vague plan I've been told
absolutely nothing about?
2310
02:09:30,312 --> 02:09:32,948
It takes me a very long time
to get places, okay?
2311
02:09:33,083 --> 02:09:35,817
I do not have legs,
I do not have wings,
2312
02:09:35,953 --> 02:09:39,388
I just slither around
endlessly.
2313
02:09:39,523 --> 02:09:41,785
But not for long.
2314
02:09:41,920 --> 02:09:43,519
[laughing]
2315
02:09:44,760 --> 02:09:46,489
Tell me everything.
2316
02:09:47,932 --> 02:09:49,892
Just one more thing
I need to do.
2317
02:09:50,027 --> 02:09:52,231
What? No!
2318
02:09:53,668 --> 02:09:55,333
Oh, goddamn it!