1 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:11,359 [rousing orchestral music playing] 2 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:28,607 [rousing orchestral music continues playing] 3 00:00:50,298 --> 00:00:52,499 [mysterious music playing] 4 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:05,809 [people chattering] 5 00:01:08,782 --> 00:01:11,317 [docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few 6 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:14,091 who stood above the fray and fog. 7 00:01:14,226 --> 00:01:16,554 My, what weapons they must have wielded. 8 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:18,996 Which brings us to our current exhibit, 9 00:01:19,131 --> 00:01:21,730 the mythical staff of the gods. 10 00:01:21,865 --> 00:01:23,125 In Homer's tale, 11 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:27,532 the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. 12 00:01:27,668 --> 00:01:30,772 Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. 13 00:01:30,907 --> 00:01:31,905 What did I say? 14 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,274 Museums are fun. 15 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:36,241 Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] 16 00:01:36,376 --> 00:01:38,048 -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, 17 00:01:38,184 --> 00:01:39,380 there's no reason to get pushy. 18 00:01:39,515 --> 00:01:41,883 Everyone will get a chance to see it. 19 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,282 Carved from a heartwood 20 00:01:43,418 --> 00:01:45,682 not seen in over 2,000 years, 21 00:01:45,817 --> 00:01:47,950 the two halves of this ancient replica 22 00:01:48,085 --> 00:01:50,392 were recently discovered in, of all places, 23 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:54,097 a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. 24 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:55,427 So strong, they reportedly broke 25 00:01:55,562 --> 00:01:57,397 -three trash compactors. -[thuds] 26 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:59,634 Okay, um, friends, that's enough. 27 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:02,169 I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] 28 00:02:02,305 --> 00:02:04,069 -Stop! -[people murmuring] 29 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:05,506 Stop! Sir! 30 00:02:07,239 --> 00:02:08,476 Sir! 31 00:02:10,007 --> 00:02:11,506 -[people screaming] -[man 1] Hey! 32 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:12,909 Hey, what are you doing? 33 00:02:13,044 --> 00:02:15,351 -[people chattering] -[ominous music playing] 34 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:30,366 [gasps] 35 00:02:33,134 --> 00:02:34,900 [crackling] 36 00:02:35,036 --> 00:02:35,970 [gasps] 37 00:02:36,106 --> 00:02:38,242 [dramatic music playing] 38 00:02:46,645 --> 00:02:48,318 -[crackling] -[gasps] 39 00:02:56,792 --> 00:03:00,629 [whispering in other language] Unleash the chaos. 40 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,925 [grunts] 41 00:03:03,097 --> 00:03:04,393 [sighs] 42 00:03:04,528 --> 00:03:06,028 [both grunting] 43 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:08,800 Unleash the chaos. 44 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:15,939 [gasps] 45 00:03:18,279 --> 00:03:19,274 Unleash the chaos. 46 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:20,482 [growls] 47 00:03:21,247 --> 00:03:22,214 [roars] 48 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:24,552 [people screaming] 49 00:03:25,318 --> 00:03:26,515 [alarm blaring] 50 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:28,853 [people clamoring] 51 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:36,091 [people grunting] 52 00:03:36,227 --> 00:03:38,027 [man 2 in English] Wait, wait. Move, move, move! 53 00:03:41,839 --> 00:03:42,834 No, no! 54 00:03:44,502 --> 00:03:45,705 [man 3] Help me! 55 00:03:51,281 --> 00:03:53,416 -[grunts] -[ringing] 56 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:57,717 [people screaming] 57 00:04:04,192 --> 00:04:05,395 [man groans] 58 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:08,130 No! [panting] 59 00:04:08,266 --> 00:04:11,099 Ladies, please just let me go. 60 00:04:11,235 --> 00:04:12,765 [speaking other language] 61 00:04:15,837 --> 00:04:17,368 [man 5 in English] Oh, my God! Look out! 62 00:04:17,503 --> 00:04:19,706 [people coughing] 63 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,381 [people clamoring] 64 00:04:39,526 --> 00:04:41,728 [dramatic music playing] 65 00:05:01,549 --> 00:05:03,849 Turns out museums are fun. 66 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,053 Let's have more of it. 67 00:05:09,188 --> 00:05:12,154 We can do nothing while the staff remains sundered. 68 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:14,758 The champions of this realm outnumber us. 69 00:05:14,894 --> 00:05:18,098 Human champions are still humans 70 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:19,734 and we are gods. 71 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:22,668 Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. 72 00:05:22,804 --> 00:05:24,904 To protect the power of the gods, 73 00:05:25,039 --> 00:05:27,742 he will have chosen with meticulous precision 74 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:31,609 the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions 75 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:34,114 this realm has ever witnessed. 76 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,586 I'm an idiot. 77 00:05:36,722 --> 00:05:38,651 I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest. 78 00:05:38,787 --> 00:05:40,248 Like, what am I even contributing? 79 00:05:40,384 --> 00:05:42,389 There's already a superhero with a red suit, 80 00:05:42,524 --> 00:05:43,522 with a lightning bolt on it 81 00:05:43,658 --> 00:05:45,627 and I'm fast, but he's faster. 82 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:49,428 Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly 83 00:05:49,563 --> 00:05:50,933 and Batman is so cool! 84 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,830 And I'm just me. 85 00:05:52,966 --> 00:05:54,438 And I can't say this to anyone else, 86 00:05:54,573 --> 00:05:56,004 'cause my family looks to me as a leader, 87 00:05:56,139 --> 00:05:57,938 but I feel like 88 00:05:58,074 --> 00:05:59,074 a fraud. 89 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:00,675 You understand I'm a... 90 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:03,040 pediatrician, 91 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:06,516 right? 92 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:08,582 I mean, yeah, well, you were recommended 93 00:06:08,718 --> 00:06:10,382 by another patient, Billy Batson. 94 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,684 It doesn't matter. 95 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,555 Can you help fix my thoughts so that 96 00:06:13,691 --> 00:06:15,518 they just, like, you know, stop happening? 97 00:06:15,653 --> 00:06:17,022 All right, look. 98 00:06:17,157 --> 00:06:18,588 And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist, 99 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:20,562 but it sounds to me like 100 00:06:20,698 --> 00:06:23,227 you're experiencing imposter syndrome. 101 00:06:23,362 --> 00:06:26,665 And often, that originates from trauma early in life, 102 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,064 so if you don't mind me asking, 103 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,306 how well do you remember your childhood? 104 00:06:31,442 --> 00:06:33,004 Like it was today. [chuckles] 105 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:35,607 Trauma? Uh, I don't know. 106 00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:37,074 I mean, I never met my dad. 107 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:40,616 Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. 108 00:06:40,752 --> 00:06:42,249 I spent a lot of time in the foster system, 109 00:06:42,385 --> 00:06:43,350 ran away from 11 homes, 110 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,618 got into a lot of fights. 111 00:06:44,754 --> 00:06:46,022 Then I was abducted by a wizard 112 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:47,416 who gave me superpowers 113 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:49,191 and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. 114 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:50,391 That's not a small amount. 115 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:51,756 A doctor conjured seven demons 116 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:53,156 and held my whole family hostage, 117 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,694 so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, 118 00:06:54,829 --> 00:06:56,359 and then everybody got superpowers, 119 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:58,229 but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing 120 00:06:58,365 --> 00:06:59,932 and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. 121 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:02,932 Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. 122 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,569 Right? Rejected by your parents, 123 00:07:05,705 --> 00:07:07,072 then by the system, 124 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:09,810 and now rejected by a city you try to protect. 125 00:07:09,945 --> 00:07:11,845 I never said I was rejected by my city. 126 00:07:13,581 --> 00:07:15,014 "Rejected by city." 127 00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:16,947 That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. 128 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,548 -I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um... 129 00:07:19,683 --> 00:07:22,352 I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. 130 00:07:22,488 --> 00:07:27,230 There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... 131 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:29,797 -Hostage situation? -Yeah. 132 00:07:30,432 --> 00:07:31,396 [door closes] 133 00:07:31,532 --> 00:07:34,136 [guns firing] 134 00:07:34,272 --> 00:07:36,298 [shouting in video game] 135 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,836 I suck balls at this. 136 00:07:39,971 --> 00:07:41,611 [guns firing in video game] 137 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:43,238 Why do we always have to play war games? 138 00:07:43,373 --> 00:07:45,282 Hey, it's practice for our other job. 139 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:47,045 -[scoffs] -I'm serious. 140 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:49,417 Military strategy, multiple team members, 141 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,081 each with a special skillset 142 00:07:51,216 --> 00:07:53,586 unleashed against an unknown enemy. 143 00:07:53,722 --> 00:07:55,220 [Victor] I know how it sounds, 144 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:57,158 but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. 145 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,761 I'm telling you. 146 00:07:58,897 --> 00:08:00,594 Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. 147 00:08:00,729 --> 00:08:03,230 -But we don't need guns! -[gasps] 148 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:04,897 [Mary] Darla? 149 00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:06,094 [Freddy] This is it. This is big time. 150 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,735 -We are the guns. -[Mary] Darla! 151 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:10,099 Why were there Skittles in my pockets? 152 00:08:10,234 --> 00:08:12,435 It was supposed to be a surprise. 153 00:08:12,571 --> 00:08:13,936 It was. 154 00:08:14,072 --> 00:08:15,745 Hmm, she's very moody lately. 155 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,743 Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? 156 00:08:17,878 --> 00:08:19,944 -Oh. -[Rosa] Whoo! Ole. 157 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,384 [Victor] Is this an army of unicorns 158 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,219 -killing Genghis Khan? -Yes. 159 00:08:23,354 --> 00:08:24,787 Unicorns aren't real. 160 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,951 It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. 161 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:28,224 [Eugene] Billy, you can't just leave. 162 00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:30,026 Your guy's gonna die! 163 00:08:30,162 --> 00:08:31,655 Whoo! [laughs] 164 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,789 [chattering on tv] 165 00:08:33,925 --> 00:08:35,465 -See? -Yes. 166 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:36,759 I told you you would get into it 167 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:38,228 if you gave it a chance. 168 00:08:38,364 --> 00:08:40,868 Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal. 169 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:44,370 [Billy whispering] What's going on? 170 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:45,708 [Freddy sighs] 171 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,339 [grunts] 172 00:08:52,846 --> 00:08:54,345 Dude, what are you doing? 173 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,082 [officer on headphones] Possible 10-99 in progress. 174 00:08:56,217 --> 00:08:57,650 Multiple reports of cracking on roadway. 175 00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:59,382 Fraying suspension cables. 176 00:08:59,517 --> 00:09:01,821 All units to the Ben Franklin Bridge. 177 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:03,924 Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy. 178 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:06,187 It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it. 179 00:09:06,323 --> 00:09:07,528 We should see it performed live. 180 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:08,962 I was thinking the same thing. 181 00:09:09,097 --> 00:09:10,430 I feel like we can get tickets to that concert. 182 00:09:10,566 --> 00:09:12,368 Two. Maybe not six. 183 00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:14,330 All or none. That's the rule. 184 00:09:14,465 --> 00:09:17,200 Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now. 185 00:09:17,336 --> 00:09:19,870 So, now's your last and final chance. 186 00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:21,770 Billy Batson, come with me. 187 00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:23,340 No, no, no! 188 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:26,546 Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia! 189 00:09:26,681 --> 00:09:28,846 [sighs] Is it though? 190 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:30,751 -Almost finished. -Again? 191 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:33,188 -Okay. -[Mary] This better be good. 192 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:35,151 [Eugene sighs] 193 00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:37,822 Whoa, whoa! Where's everyone going? 194 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,524 -[Freddy clears throat] -Um... 195 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:40,895 To fight crime? 196 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,730 -Okay. -Bye, Mom. 197 00:09:44,865 --> 00:09:46,335 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, Mom. 198 00:09:46,471 --> 00:09:48,672 -Bye. -Bye, Rosa. 199 00:09:49,307 --> 00:09:50,267 [door closes] 200 00:09:50,968 --> 00:09:51,901 Give it time. 201 00:09:52,037 --> 00:09:54,238 [intriguing music playing] 202 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:01,916 You guys ready? 203 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:04,286 [all] Shazam! 204 00:10:04,422 --> 00:10:06,415 [dramatic music playing] 205 00:10:21,065 --> 00:10:23,001 [people chattering] 206 00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:24,873 -[siren wailing] -[man 1 grunting] 207 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,213 Oh, my God. 208 00:10:30,348 --> 00:10:31,676 [bridge creaking] 209 00:10:31,811 --> 00:10:33,376 It's gonna break! 210 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:36,780 Run! 211 00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:39,118 [people clamoring] 212 00:10:46,591 --> 00:10:49,865 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 213 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,861 [singing along] ♪ I need a hero ♪ 214 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:56,405 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪ 215 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,741 ♪ He's... ♪ 216 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:02,007 [bridge clanking] 217 00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:04,379 [music continues playing on radio] 218 00:11:04,515 --> 00:11:06,849 [ominous music playing] 219 00:11:08,853 --> 00:11:11,447 -[people screaming] -[man grunts] 220 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,419 [woman whimpering] 221 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:20,357 [gasps] 222 00:11:32,607 --> 00:11:33,942 [gasping] 223 00:11:35,313 --> 00:11:37,741 [whimpering] 224 00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:39,380 [tires screech] 225 00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,950 [whimpering] 226 00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:43,879 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 227 00:11:44,014 --> 00:11:45,954 No, no, no. 228 00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:49,452 [woman screaming] 229 00:11:53,062 --> 00:11:55,324 No way, shut up! Did I just save you 230 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,229 while you were listening to this song? 231 00:11:58,336 --> 00:11:59,160 [screams] 232 00:11:59,296 --> 00:12:01,002 No! I got you, I got you. 233 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,534 [music continues playing] 234 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:17,185 No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here. 235 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,716 Oh. 236 00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:19,948 [grunting] 237 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,923 [yelling] 238 00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:24,786 I'm just kidding, it's real easy. 239 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,126 [grunts] 240 00:12:27,124 --> 00:12:29,327 [people shouting] 241 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,202 Hi! 242 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,968 [gasps] 243 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,170 Oh, my gosh. Kittens! 244 00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:44,177 Oh! They're so cute! [gasps] 245 00:12:46,914 --> 00:12:48,346 Did she just leave us? 246 00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:51,651 Okay, let's go. 247 00:12:51,787 --> 00:12:53,989 [superheroes whooshing] 248 00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:04,967 [grunting] 249 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,004 [sighs] 250 00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,881 -[woman screams] -[grunts] 251 00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,216 [grunting] 252 00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:36,296 -Okay. -No, no, no, I got ya! 253 00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:40,303 That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior. 254 00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:41,936 Hey! Junior? 255 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,599 You're gonna wanna hold on tight. 256 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,603 [people chattering] 257 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:50,909 [siren wailing] 258 00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:53,246 [intriguing music playing] 259 00:14:04,726 --> 00:14:05,725 Everyone's safe. 260 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,062 Awesome job, Mary. 261 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,125 Circle up, fam! 262 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,462 [heroic music playing] 263 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,639 All right, here's the situation. 264 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:20,075 We have one more job to do 265 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,572 and that's to keep this bridge from collapsing. 266 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,443 [reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. 267 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:28,181 Fortunately, there are no casualties. 268 00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:29,947 Thanks in part to our local heroes, 269 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,347 one with me now. 270 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:33,056 It's great to be here, Nancy. 271 00:14:33,191 --> 00:14:36,192 What can I say? It's all in a day's work. 272 00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:37,924 Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed 273 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,821 the Philadelphia Fiascoes? 274 00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:41,824 Given that that's not an official title, 275 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,793 we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. 276 00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:45,461 [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... 277 00:14:45,597 --> 00:14:47,696 What is wrong with these people? 278 00:14:49,036 --> 00:14:51,104 Have you ever no... 279 00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:52,970 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 280 00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:55,010 [Freddy] Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to. 281 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:56,842 Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies 282 00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:58,073 while vaping on TikTok. 283 00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,140 [Victor] Oh. 284 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:01,479 [kitten meowing] 285 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:03,848 Is that a kitten? 286 00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:05,386 [purring] 287 00:15:05,522 --> 00:15:06,517 No. 288 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,996 [machinery powers up] 289 00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:20,333 [upbeat music playing] 290 00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:35,711 I'm gonna name you Tawny. 291 00:15:40,217 --> 00:15:42,421 [kitten purring] 292 00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:53,433 [Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What? 293 00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:56,272 Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? 294 00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:59,139 Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives. 295 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:02,073 A hundred sixty-two. It's countable. 296 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,072 Emotionally countless, 297 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,411 Mary. 298 00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:07,781 Where's Eugene? 299 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,114 Where he always is. 300 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,786 Mapping out the Room of Doors. 301 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,123 [mysterious music playing] 302 00:16:15,989 --> 00:16:17,286 [Shazam] Eugene! 303 00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:20,195 Hey, buddy! Where you at? 304 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:24,166 Hey, Eugene. 305 00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:29,501 Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene. 306 00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:32,306 [thudding] 307 00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:35,171 -[Eugene grunting] -[creature groans] 308 00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:36,508 [Super Hero Eugene] Oh. 309 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,811 [groans] 310 00:16:38,946 --> 00:16:40,149 You're late. 311 00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:42,085 Do not go in there. 312 00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:47,123 All right, fam-jam, let's jump in. 313 00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:50,091 -[fanfare music playing] -[chuckles, mutters] 314 00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,690 [clears throat] All right, big day, 315 00:16:51,825 --> 00:16:54,527 big bridge, kind of a couple blunders, right? 316 00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:56,759 But we're gonna meditate on those mistakes right now. 317 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,499 Mary? 318 00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:03,870 Organic chem is my meditation. 319 00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:05,205 [Shazam chuckles] 320 00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,207 Said nobody with friends ever, really. 321 00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,910 In point of fact, I'd have friends 322 00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:11,378 if I had gone to college. 323 00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,180 [Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of 324 00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:14,478 smart thing that a smart person 325 00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:15,912 who doesn't need to go to college says. 326 00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:17,379 So, 327 00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:18,952 let's go back to the tape. 328 00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:20,553 Now, guys, as you can see, 329 00:17:20,688 --> 00:17:23,423 we started off real, real, real, real strong, right? 330 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,226 Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, 331 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:27,996 -terrific! -[cell phone ringing] 332 00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:31,167 Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL. 333 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:32,530 No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation. 334 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,270 I know. And I love these daily recaps. 335 00:17:34,405 --> 00:17:36,470 I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. 336 00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,572 -It helps keep me loose! -Okay, fine, fine. No recap. 337 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,108 We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great. 338 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:41,637 I gotta test this slime for toxicity 339 00:17:41,772 --> 00:17:43,805 'cause I'm starting to... tingle. 340 00:17:43,941 --> 00:17:46,809 Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on 341 00:17:46,944 --> 00:17:50,052 so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball. 342 00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:52,485 It's right that I give Tawny back. 343 00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:55,522 [Shazam] Oh, come on! What is happening? 344 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,552 What is happening right now? All or none, guys! 345 00:17:57,688 --> 00:17:59,023 If you say you have to work... 346 00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:00,527 I have to work. 347 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,592 [sighs, chuckles] Why do you even have a job? 348 00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:03,997 Wonder Woman doesn't have a job! 349 00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:05,465 -Stop. -No, seriously. 350 00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,661 Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses 351 00:18:06,797 --> 00:18:08,336 and, like, nobody recognizes her 352 00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:09,733 and she's, like, an accountant or something? 353 00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,034 Just stop. You are holding on too tight. 354 00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:14,870 Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes 355 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,473 doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom. 356 00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:19,411 Or me wanting to go to college 357 00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:21,045 means I'm abandoning the family. 358 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,515 Oh. Okay, cool, 359 00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,652 it's about college again. I totally get it. 360 00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:25,714 Yeah. 361 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,654 Do you really not see yourself? 362 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:28,785 [sighs] 363 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,157 You turn 18 in five months. 364 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,326 They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out. 365 00:18:38,461 --> 00:18:41,169 Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out 366 00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:42,897 of the foster system just like I did. 367 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,903 Yeah, I get it. I know how it works, okay? 368 00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:47,243 Do you? 369 00:18:48,345 --> 00:18:50,677 Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent. 370 00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:53,612 And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me 371 00:18:53,747 --> 00:18:55,977 and soon there will be no checks for you. 372 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,449 I don't care if Wonder Woman has a job. 373 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,187 I want to contribute. 374 00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:03,886 At some point, Billy, like 375 00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:06,658 everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or... 376 00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:08,462 leave home. 377 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,865 Nothing lasts forever. 378 00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:24,007 [door opens, closes] 379 00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:27,811 I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity. 380 00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:33,782 So, clearly, some things do last forever. 381 00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:36,325 -[ominous music playing] -[wind blowing] 382 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,442 [footsteps approaching] 383 00:20:09,356 --> 00:20:11,686 [man] Leave me to die. 384 00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,463 Oh, but we come bearing gifts. 385 00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,796 [magic resonating] 386 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:27,369 Magic. 387 00:20:27,504 --> 00:20:29,278 Impossible. 388 00:20:29,414 --> 00:20:31,480 This realm was sealed off from magic. 389 00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:36,216 Yes. After you ripped it from our father's very core. 390 00:20:36,352 --> 00:20:39,049 From every god in this realm. 391 00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:40,448 From me. 392 00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:43,291 [bar sizzling] 393 00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:45,522 Do you not remember what you took? 394 00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:48,491 What my particular power was? 395 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:50,894 The power of elements. 396 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:54,630 No. I cast a barrier to prevent your kind 397 00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:56,637 from entering the human realm. 398 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:59,039 The only way that barrier could be removed is if-- 399 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,706 Someone broke this? 400 00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:03,572 How did... 401 00:21:03,707 --> 00:21:05,240 Where is the Champion? 402 00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:08,149 It was your hands that forged this staff for our father 403 00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:10,452 and yours that will mend it. 404 00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:13,917 I told you I would die before I help you. 405 00:21:16,223 --> 00:21:17,756 [grunting] 406 00:21:20,128 --> 00:21:21,562 [groaning] 407 00:21:32,405 --> 00:21:35,140 Now, say the word. 408 00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:37,340 Never. Never! 409 00:21:37,475 --> 00:21:39,140 Never say never. 410 00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,154 Say the word. 411 00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:50,492 [magical voices echoing] 412 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,462 [magical voices] Say the word. Say the word. 413 00:21:58,598 --> 00:22:01,101 -Shazam! -[crackling] 414 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,439 [dramatic music playing] 415 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,444 [magic resonates] 416 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:11,414 [grunting] 417 00:22:17,184 --> 00:22:18,179 [grunts] 418 00:22:19,351 --> 00:22:20,555 [growls] 419 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:24,922 [grunts] 420 00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:27,562 [screams] 421 00:22:28,526 --> 00:22:31,430 [grunting] 422 00:22:31,565 --> 00:22:33,766 Now we get to have our fun. 423 00:22:33,901 --> 00:22:38,540 Fun is for children, dear. We are at war. 424 00:22:47,514 --> 00:22:49,314 [upbeat music playing] 425 00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:51,487 [school bell rings] 426 00:22:57,528 --> 00:22:58,589 -Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my goodness. 427 00:22:58,725 --> 00:22:59,689 -I am so sorry! -I'm so sorry! 428 00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:01,090 No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry! 429 00:23:01,225 --> 00:23:02,429 No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay? 430 00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:03,495 -I'm okay, yeah. -Okay, yeah. 431 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:04,996 -I'm always okay. -Good. 432 00:23:05,131 --> 00:23:08,434 Uh, actually, do you... do you know where this is? 433 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:09,634 [voice cracks] Miss Saunders! 434 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,903 [clears throat] Yeah, absolutely 435 00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:13,709 is what I meant to say. Voice crack. It's weird. 436 00:23:13,844 --> 00:23:15,136 Oh, no, no worries. If it makes you feel any better 437 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,576 it's nothing compared to the amount 438 00:23:16,711 --> 00:23:17,841 that you're blushing right now. 439 00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:19,139 Oh, I blush when I'm confident. 440 00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:20,711 -[chuckles] -[Brett] There she is. 441 00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:22,881 -Hey. -New girl. First period. 442 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:25,079 -[Anne] Yeah. -I'm Brett. This is Burke. 443 00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:26,914 Listen, if you need anything at all, 444 00:23:27,049 --> 00:23:28,851 we're your guys. We got it. 445 00:23:28,987 --> 00:23:30,751 [Freddy] Brett and Burke Breyer. 446 00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:32,427 They got it all. I mean, what is it, narcissistic personality disorder, 447 00:23:32,563 --> 00:23:34,088 -chlamydia, they got it. -[chuckles] 448 00:23:34,223 --> 00:23:36,057 Plenty of it to go around, too. 449 00:23:36,193 --> 00:23:38,929 This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid. 450 00:23:39,065 --> 00:23:40,866 Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now. 451 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:42,329 Yeah, he doesn't know where he belongs. 452 00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:44,068 Sure I do. I don't belong in that trash can. 453 00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:45,806 'Cause that's... I'll smell like human garbage, 454 00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:47,602 do you realize that? And that's your brand, guys! 455 00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:49,507 [grunting] 456 00:23:49,643 --> 00:23:51,078 [Brett] Down goes Freeman. 457 00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:52,548 Hey, hey! Look! 458 00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:56,084 -Now I'm a superhero. -Nice! 459 00:23:56,219 --> 00:23:58,517 [clearing throat] 460 00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:00,453 What is this thing doing here? 461 00:24:00,589 --> 00:24:01,854 -Janitors. -[groaning] 462 00:24:01,989 --> 00:24:02,983 [Brett] Get up, man. What are you doin'? 463 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,559 -Come on. -[Freddy grunts] 464 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:05,890 You're gonna want to get this fixed, huh? 465 00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:07,826 Yeah, that's probably why you fell. 466 00:24:07,961 --> 00:24:09,493 [Burke] Yeah. [Brett] Bye, new girl. 467 00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:10,661 Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle. 468 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,162 Don't sweat it. That trash can 469 00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:14,102 was like a second home to me when I went here. 470 00:24:14,237 --> 00:24:15,230 [Freddy chuckles] 471 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,870 Hey. 472 00:24:18,005 --> 00:24:19,537 You knew those guys were gonna hit you, 473 00:24:19,673 --> 00:24:21,270 but you stepped in anyway. 474 00:24:21,405 --> 00:24:23,639 You know something? That's how I amuse myself. 475 00:24:23,774 --> 00:24:24,874 The funnier I am, 476 00:24:25,010 --> 00:24:27,642 [grunts] the more I get punched. 477 00:24:27,777 --> 00:24:29,084 [both chuckling] 478 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,685 Well, it made me laugh. 479 00:24:31,549 --> 00:24:32,852 So... 480 00:24:36,986 --> 00:24:38,759 -[chuckles] -Hero. 481 00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:41,564 [mouthing] 482 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,797 You gonna walk me to class, or what? 483 00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:46,061 Why would I... Walk you to class? No. 484 00:24:46,196 --> 00:24:48,400 Why would I wanna do that? Yes! 485 00:24:48,535 --> 00:24:50,034 Thanks. [chuckles] 486 00:24:50,669 --> 00:24:52,034 So, from the top. 487 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,205 What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid? 488 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:59,274 Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically, 489 00:24:59,409 --> 00:25:01,880 a while ago I happened to have some lunch 490 00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:03,884 in the cafeteria with a few superheroes. 491 00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:06,915 Wait, the kid who's friends with superheroes. 492 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,456 -That was you? -Yeah. 493 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,087 And they're still dicks to you? 494 00:25:10,222 --> 00:25:11,693 Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, 495 00:25:11,828 --> 00:25:14,021 doesn't really necessarily make you cool. 496 00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:15,829 You seem pretty cool to me. 497 00:25:18,465 --> 00:25:19,668 [loudly] Freddy! 498 00:25:21,435 --> 00:25:22,770 Is my name. 499 00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:25,570 Sorry, that was weird and loud. I'm Freddy, 500 00:25:25,706 --> 00:25:27,273 he said in a normal voice. 501 00:25:27,408 --> 00:25:28,611 I'm Anne. 502 00:25:30,476 --> 00:25:31,577 Anne. 503 00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:32,808 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 504 00:25:32,944 --> 00:25:34,076 -Nice! -Bullseye. 505 00:25:34,212 --> 00:25:35,985 Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro! 506 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,114 [chuckles] 507 00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:38,986 What? 508 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,117 [sighs] 509 00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:43,351 [chuckles lightly] 510 00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:47,295 [wizard gasping] 511 00:25:47,431 --> 00:25:49,632 [unsettling music playing] 512 00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:04,174 [grunts] 513 00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,311 [groans] 514 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,688 [speaking other language] 515 00:26:14,385 --> 00:26:18,155 [in English] Good, little one. Well done. 516 00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:21,389 Now go find me the one responsible for this. 517 00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:25,734 [captivating music playing] 518 00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,379 [cork pops] 519 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,241 Wow. Um... [chuckles] 520 00:26:40,377 --> 00:26:43,183 I'm flattered that you feel this way. 521 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:46,319 Truly, I mean, you know, like, look at all this, you know... 522 00:26:46,454 --> 00:26:48,317 Romantic setting 523 00:26:48,452 --> 00:26:50,919 and fancy champagne, big plates, tiny food. 524 00:26:51,055 --> 00:26:52,860 I mean, you went all out. 525 00:26:53,662 --> 00:26:55,659 I love that, I, I, I, I do. 526 00:26:55,794 --> 00:26:57,262 I'm just not sure 527 00:26:57,397 --> 00:26:59,229 that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know. 528 00:26:59,365 --> 00:27:01,730 Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you. 529 00:27:01,865 --> 00:27:06,369 I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles] 530 00:27:06,504 --> 00:27:08,539 I know the whole world wants to see this happen. 531 00:27:08,674 --> 00:27:10,042 You and me. 532 00:27:10,177 --> 00:27:14,013 The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles] 533 00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:16,849 She-zam. 534 00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:19,148 I guess I'm just afraid that I'm... 535 00:27:19,283 --> 00:27:21,922 gonna let 'em all down. You know? 536 00:27:23,219 --> 00:27:24,452 That I'm gonna let you down. 537 00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:31,499 You know what? Screw it. Let's try. 538 00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:32,999 Let's try this crazy thing. 539 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:35,232 Maybe we'll, uh... 540 00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:39,167 seal it with a kiss? 541 00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:41,502 [sentimental piano music playing] 542 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,456 -Billy Batson! -[Shazam screams] 543 00:27:54,592 --> 00:27:56,483 You are a fool of a champion. 544 00:27:56,619 --> 00:27:58,793 What the hell... What the hell is going on? 545 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,157 What happened to her beautiful face? 546 00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:01,829 Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead? 547 00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:04,030 I bring a warning from beyond your realm. 548 00:28:04,165 --> 00:28:06,026 The daughters of Atlas are coming for you. 549 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,262 Daughters of Atlas? 550 00:28:07,397 --> 00:28:08,836 They're coming to unmake your world 551 00:28:08,971 --> 00:28:11,600 and torture mankind for all eternity 552 00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:14,610 -in the Pit of Endless Agony. -Okay, I feel like maybe 553 00:28:14,745 --> 00:28:15,707 I should be writing all this down. 554 00:28:15,843 --> 00:28:16,908 -Quiet! -Okay, okay. 555 00:28:17,044 --> 00:28:18,876 You don't know what you've done. 556 00:28:19,011 --> 00:28:20,908 I regret ever choosing you. 557 00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:22,478 Because of you, 558 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,719 the barrier between the world has been brought down. 559 00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:26,387 They will be hunting for you now. 560 00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:27,515 Hunting your family. 561 00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:31,827 [Shazam] Hmm? 562 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,730 Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy. 563 00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:37,094 The fate of your world depends on it. 564 00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:39,360 One thing you absolutely must not allow 565 00:28:39,496 --> 00:28:41,799 the daughters of Atlas to do is... 566 00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:43,498 -[screams] -[gasps] 567 00:28:46,873 --> 00:28:48,811 [breathing heavily] 568 00:28:48,946 --> 00:28:51,374 -[mysterious music playing] -[crackling] 569 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,216 -[shatters] -[gasps] 570 00:29:02,524 --> 00:29:03,684 Hey, Freddy? 571 00:29:03,819 --> 00:29:05,861 -[dog barking in distance] -[crickets chirping] 572 00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:08,589 [sighs] 573 00:29:14,937 --> 00:29:18,369 [Freddy] Nope, over it. Done it. 574 00:29:18,504 --> 00:29:21,140 Check fraud? What, are you kidding me? [gasps] 575 00:29:21,841 --> 00:29:23,373 Armored car heist? 576 00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:25,842 [chuckles] I think I got that in the bag. 577 00:29:25,978 --> 00:29:27,748 [rock music playing] 578 00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:29,918 -Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 579 00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:36,419 Whoo! 580 00:29:37,086 --> 00:29:38,289 [Freddy scoffs] 581 00:29:39,825 --> 00:29:41,226 Bon appetit. 582 00:29:42,596 --> 00:29:43,832 Hi. 583 00:29:43,968 --> 00:29:46,534 -Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi. -Hi. [chuckles] 584 00:29:46,669 --> 00:29:47,936 Um, you wanna show me 585 00:29:48,071 --> 00:29:50,070 where you were sitting when it happened? 586 00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:53,335 Oh, yeah, of course. Totally. 587 00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,207 -Yeah. Follow me. -Okay, yeah. 588 00:29:55,342 --> 00:29:57,643 So, basically, it's a table down at the end. 589 00:29:57,779 --> 00:29:59,981 [people chattering] 590 00:30:01,784 --> 00:30:03,216 So I was sitting, yeah... 591 00:30:03,352 --> 00:30:05,749 Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting 592 00:30:05,884 --> 00:30:07,119 right there. 593 00:30:07,255 --> 00:30:08,216 -Here? [chuckles] -Right there, yeah. 594 00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:10,220 [cell phone vibrates, chimes] 595 00:30:10,355 --> 00:30:11,925 Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother. 596 00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,991 Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister. 597 00:30:14,127 --> 00:30:15,191 Always has to know where I am. 598 00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:16,490 -Right. -[cell phone chiming] 599 00:30:16,626 --> 00:30:17,964 -I feel that, clearly. -[chuckles] 600 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,496 Always thinks she knows better, too. 601 00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:21,167 Even when it's been factually proven otherwise? 602 00:30:21,303 --> 00:30:22,797 Exactly. And it's not that I don't love her. 603 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:25,202 No, of course. It'd just be nice not to have someone-- 604 00:30:25,338 --> 00:30:26,934 Constantly breathing down your neck. 605 00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:28,976 -From the moment you wake up! -'Cause I'm not a kid anymore. 606 00:30:29,112 --> 00:30:31,343 No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly. 607 00:30:31,478 --> 00:30:33,348 And do we have to do every single thing together? 608 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,245 [both] No! 609 00:30:35,381 --> 00:30:37,518 -[both chuckle] -[footsteps approaching] 610 00:30:37,653 --> 00:30:39,652 Oh! Billy! What... 611 00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:41,053 What a coinkidink! Um... 612 00:30:41,189 --> 00:30:43,057 I was just telling my friend Anne 613 00:30:43,193 --> 00:30:45,960 -what a great guy you are. -We need to talk. 614 00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,422 We need to talk. This guy loves to talk. 615 00:30:47,557 --> 00:30:49,295 -He's a great talker. -Freddy. 616 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:52,033 -I have to talk to him. I'll be right back. -Okay. 617 00:30:53,468 --> 00:30:55,670 Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated? 618 00:30:55,806 --> 00:30:56,937 The skin peeled off his face. 619 00:30:57,073 --> 00:30:58,807 He turned into a literal pile of ash. 620 00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:00,941 -Yeah, seems definitive. -I dunno. 621 00:31:01,077 --> 00:31:04,111 Yeah. Except now he's in my dreams 622 00:31:04,246 --> 00:31:05,674 and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message. 623 00:31:05,810 --> 00:31:07,310 [snaps fingers] Could be astral projection powers. 624 00:31:07,446 --> 00:31:09,545 -What's that? -Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you 625 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,380 -from the great beyond? -That's it, I'm calling 626 00:31:11,516 --> 00:31:13,054 an emergency meeting after school. 627 00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:15,050 -I want you there. -Where else am I gonna go? 628 00:31:15,186 --> 00:31:16,350 -What? -Dude. 629 00:31:16,486 --> 00:31:18,455 [Freddy reading indistinctly] 630 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:20,722 Okay, first of all, I didn't explode it! 631 00:31:20,857 --> 00:31:22,393 All right? It was already like that and, and, and... 632 00:31:22,528 --> 00:31:23,962 What is that, the Tribune? It's fake news! 633 00:31:24,098 --> 00:31:25,599 Freddy, we only have one rule. 634 00:31:25,735 --> 00:31:26,901 [both] All or none. 635 00:31:27,037 --> 00:31:28,233 And it's a stupid rule, by the way. 636 00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:29,938 I have a girl talking to me, Billy. 637 00:31:30,074 --> 00:31:31,602 A girl. For the first time in my life! 638 00:31:31,738 --> 00:31:33,772 And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl, 639 00:31:33,908 --> 00:31:35,341 but I'll never find out 640 00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:36,810 if you keep trying to control everything I wanna do! 641 00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:38,172 Just be at the Rock, Freddy. 642 00:31:38,307 --> 00:31:41,245 [sighs] Okay. Mmm. 643 00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:43,650 By the way, uh, she has a sister. 644 00:31:43,786 --> 00:31:45,050 Total control freak. 645 00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:46,448 I think you guys would get along. 646 00:31:46,584 --> 00:31:48,350 Think you'd love her, actually. 647 00:31:48,485 --> 00:31:49,722 [Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam, 648 00:31:49,858 --> 00:31:51,156 I know it sounds crazy. 649 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:52,925 And, and obviously I don't know 650 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,927 exactly what this all means 651 00:31:55,062 --> 00:31:56,561 but, but he was super aggro 652 00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,700 and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think. 653 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:00,134 He was yelling about all this 654 00:32:00,269 --> 00:32:01,736 wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff. 655 00:32:01,871 --> 00:32:04,270 Do you have to talk so loud? 656 00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:06,067 Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not that loud. 657 00:32:06,202 --> 00:32:09,108 I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume. 658 00:32:09,244 --> 00:32:10,507 What is the deal? Are you okay? 659 00:32:10,642 --> 00:32:13,543 -Yeah. -Why do you have sunglasses on? 660 00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,080 Did you go to the eye doctor this morning? 661 00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:16,780 -[snorts] -[Shazam chuckles] 662 00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:19,417 I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, 663 00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:22,254 but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun. 664 00:32:22,390 --> 00:32:25,292 In point of fact, I did have a great time. 665 00:32:25,427 --> 00:32:28,259 I met other people my age and I enjoyed myself. 666 00:32:28,394 --> 00:32:30,729 You made friends at the eye doctor? 667 00:32:30,864 --> 00:32:32,164 No, she... 668 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,800 Yeah, can we get back on track? 669 00:32:33,936 --> 00:32:35,300 Listen, he's yelling at me 670 00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:37,298 and he's saying the daughters of Atlas 671 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,268 are coming to hunt us. 672 00:32:39,403 --> 00:32:40,635 So, check out what I found. 673 00:32:40,771 --> 00:32:42,303 "The daughters of Atlas are the offspring 674 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:43,743 of the Titan Atlas..." 675 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,246 which is obvious, 676 00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:49,347 but also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death. 677 00:32:49,483 --> 00:32:51,885 Well, good things can happen at night. 678 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,620 -And death. -[sighs] 679 00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:55,283 Let me see this. 680 00:32:55,419 --> 00:32:57,620 [intriguing music playing] 681 00:33:00,428 --> 00:33:03,331 "The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life 682 00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:07,099 which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life 683 00:33:07,234 --> 00:33:09,065 which gave birth to their realm 684 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,732 protected by a... 685 00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:13,535 -dragon." -Hey, now. 686 00:33:13,671 --> 00:33:14,905 And I am suddenly here for this. 687 00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:16,409 I know, right? 688 00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:17,738 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. 689 00:33:17,873 --> 00:33:19,779 -On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon! 690 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:21,347 Mary. What are we doin'? 691 00:33:21,482 --> 00:33:23,978 I don't know, man. This is your meeting. 692 00:33:24,114 --> 00:33:26,852 Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page 693 00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:28,453 and, and, and look, 694 00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:31,119 I often think that you think better than me. 695 00:33:31,255 --> 00:33:34,889 The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? 696 00:33:35,024 --> 00:33:37,164 Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. 697 00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:39,028 That, that room of doors, or that violin 698 00:33:39,164 --> 00:33:41,762 that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also 699 00:33:41,898 --> 00:33:43,402 definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? 700 00:33:43,537 --> 00:33:46,469 He didn't even tell me my superhero name. 701 00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,736 And it's not like I'm not tryin'. 702 00:33:48,871 --> 00:33:51,443 But I really, really need your help. 703 00:33:52,644 --> 00:33:56,448 Uh, I might know somebody that can help. 704 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:03,250 Shut up. That lights up? 705 00:34:03,385 --> 00:34:05,492 [rumbling] 706 00:34:05,628 --> 00:34:07,624 Shut up. 707 00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:16,897 [enchanting music playing] 708 00:34:40,395 --> 00:34:42,192 So, I'm mapping out the entire lair 709 00:34:42,327 --> 00:34:43,760 and you withhold this? 710 00:34:43,895 --> 00:34:44,864 [Shazam] And you have really been holding out on us. 711 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:45,926 Jeez Louise, dude. 712 00:34:48,237 --> 00:34:50,203 -Whoa! -[Shazam] "Whoa" what? 713 00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,734 -"Whoa" what? -[superhero Darla] Look! 714 00:34:51,869 --> 00:34:53,571 -[superhero Darla chuckles] -Hey, Steve. 715 00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:56,870 [chuckles] What? You call the pen "Steve"? 716 00:34:57,006 --> 00:34:58,643 Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve." 717 00:34:58,779 --> 00:35:00,644 [superhero Darla] He totally looks like a "Steve." 718 00:35:02,313 --> 00:35:05,985 -"'Crime and Punishment,' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah. 719 00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:08,356 -[Shazam laughs] -Pedro. 720 00:35:08,492 --> 00:35:11,322 -Dude, that's cheating. -I mean, he knows everything. 721 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,928 -Hmm. -Seriously. Ask him. 722 00:35:14,063 --> 00:35:15,362 You can just ask him stuff? 723 00:35:15,497 --> 00:35:16,724 -Pretty much. -[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool. 724 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:19,494 Steve, we're looking for information 725 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,531 about the daughters of Atlas. 726 00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,865 Can you please help us with that? 727 00:35:30,907 --> 00:35:32,775 -These are book titles. -[Shazam] Okay. 728 00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,380 Let's just all pick a book, or something. 729 00:35:34,516 --> 00:35:36,950 Where's Freddy? I mean, obscure mythology? 730 00:35:37,085 --> 00:35:38,618 Definitely his thing. 731 00:35:38,754 --> 00:35:41,586 I'm not even sure Freddy knows what his thing is anymore. 732 00:35:43,025 --> 00:35:45,227 [people chattering] 733 00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,122 You know I've actually never, never been up here. 734 00:35:49,257 --> 00:35:51,661 Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out 735 00:35:51,797 --> 00:35:53,934 with your superhero friends, isn't it? 736 00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:56,403 No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here? 737 00:35:56,538 --> 00:35:58,172 I mean they have, yes, they've driven by... 738 00:35:58,308 --> 00:35:59,902 Do you actually know those guys? 739 00:36:00,038 --> 00:36:03,210 Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation? 740 00:36:03,346 --> 00:36:04,442 Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I 741 00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:06,175 aren't really exclusive, as of now. 742 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,546 [chuckles] 743 00:36:09,614 --> 00:36:10,813 Do you wanna meet one of them? 744 00:36:11,414 --> 00:36:12,448 Meet, like how? 745 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:14,289 Like, face-to-face, right now. 746 00:36:15,224 --> 00:36:16,386 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 747 00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:17,686 And today is your lucky day, 748 00:36:17,822 --> 00:36:19,921 because I'm gonna call the hot one. 749 00:36:20,829 --> 00:36:22,096 Her? 750 00:36:22,232 --> 00:36:23,859 -No, the male hot one. -Him? 751 00:36:25,032 --> 00:36:26,467 What? Him? 752 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,161 Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right? But, um... 753 00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:30,464 Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls 754 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,334 so... It's no big deal. 755 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:34,170 Is this a joke, Freddy? 756 00:36:34,306 --> 00:36:37,477 'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really. 757 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,142 No, it's not a joke. And I'm gonna 758 00:36:42,278 --> 00:36:44,185 call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now. 759 00:36:44,321 --> 00:36:47,320 So, don't move. So, stay right there. 760 00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:49,353 Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on? 761 00:36:49,488 --> 00:36:51,985 It's your boy Freddy. Yeah. 762 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,357 Remember that time I saved your life? 763 00:36:53,492 --> 00:36:54,695 No, no, no, the other time. 764 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:55,889 Yeah. 765 00:36:56,025 --> 00:36:58,762 Well, I'm calling in that favor. 766 00:37:01,498 --> 00:37:03,970 [lightning cracks] 767 00:37:04,106 --> 00:37:05,901 [heroic music plays] 768 00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:09,140 You must be Anne. 769 00:37:09,276 --> 00:37:12,072 [gasps] Oh, my God. 770 00:37:13,347 --> 00:37:14,809 Friend of Freddy's, I hear. 771 00:37:14,945 --> 00:37:18,012 I am, actually. Yeah. How are you... 772 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:23,857 [sighs] You know, I may be the one with the superpowers, 773 00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:24,991 but that kid, 774 00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:26,421 he's the real hero. 775 00:37:26,557 --> 00:37:28,526 Yeah. I mean, honestly, 776 00:37:28,662 --> 00:37:30,259 I've never met anyone like him. 777 00:37:30,394 --> 00:37:32,561 He's... genuine 778 00:37:32,697 --> 00:37:35,368 and warm and funny. [chuckles] 779 00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:37,405 -That's a lot of nice things. -Yeah. 780 00:37:39,141 --> 00:37:40,335 How did you two meet? 781 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:41,472 Comic Con. 782 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,476 -What's Comic Con? -What? 783 00:37:43,612 --> 00:37:44,739 [superhero Mary] According to this, 784 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:47,211 gods considered humans servants, 785 00:37:47,347 --> 00:37:49,147 toys to be played with, 786 00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:50,814 children to be punished. 787 00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,016 [chuckles] Thanks, Steve. 788 00:37:54,152 --> 00:37:56,653 Until the rebellion when the humans turned on the gods. 789 00:37:56,789 --> 00:37:58,356 I'm reading about that right now. 790 00:37:58,491 --> 00:37:59,887 So, apparently, all of this 791 00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:02,193 revolves around a powerful weapon. 792 00:38:02,329 --> 00:38:03,991 So Atlas, uh, the father 793 00:38:04,127 --> 00:38:06,226 of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah, 794 00:38:06,361 --> 00:38:08,130 he crafted a quarterstaff from the Tree of Life 795 00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:10,867 and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities 796 00:38:11,002 --> 00:38:13,807 but also to take powers away from others. 797 00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:17,237 So, the staff's where Atlas stored all supernatural power. 798 00:38:17,372 --> 00:38:21,311 Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic. 799 00:38:21,447 --> 00:38:22,847 But when things got bad, 800 00:38:22,982 --> 00:38:25,812 a council of human wizards got together and they 801 00:38:25,947 --> 00:38:27,388 stole the staff from Atlas. 802 00:38:27,524 --> 00:38:29,086 And they used that to take his powers away. 803 00:38:29,221 --> 00:38:30,621 And once they had his magic they went after other gods... 804 00:38:30,757 --> 00:38:32,227 Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy, 805 00:38:32,362 --> 00:38:34,159 this is the wizard that I know! 806 00:38:34,294 --> 00:38:35,628 What do these say? 807 00:38:41,104 --> 00:38:42,162 "The Wisdom of Solomon, 808 00:38:42,297 --> 00:38:43,832 Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas, 809 00:38:43,968 --> 00:38:45,606 Power of Zeus, Courage of Achilles, 810 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,168 Speed of Mercury." These are the powers they stole. 811 00:38:49,406 --> 00:38:50,610 No. 812 00:38:52,477 --> 00:38:53,411 Whoa, guys, look! 813 00:38:53,546 --> 00:38:54,945 This is what the name means. 814 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,583 Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, 815 00:38:56,718 --> 00:38:58,413 which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. 816 00:38:58,549 --> 00:39:01,888 If I may point out one of the powers that may be possibly MIA. 817 00:39:02,023 --> 00:39:03,320 Boop. 818 00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:04,422 [Shazam] I'm sorry, 819 00:39:04,558 --> 00:39:06,327 are you very unsubtly implying 820 00:39:06,463 --> 00:39:09,096 that I somehow lack the wisdom of 821 00:39:09,232 --> 00:39:11,092 -Solo Man? -Yeah. 822 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,600 Well, maybe it comes later. 823 00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,598 I mean you do usually ask Mary what to do. 824 00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:16,665 -I'm just saying. -Yeah. 825 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,965 This is very, very hurtful. 826 00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,338 I just want you all to know that. 827 00:39:19,474 --> 00:39:20,736 And it's pronounced "Solomon." 828 00:39:20,871 --> 00:39:22,310 -Oh. -[Shazam clears throat] 829 00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:23,908 What else have we learned, fam? 830 00:39:24,044 --> 00:39:28,275 Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods, 831 00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:32,986 the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some 832 00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:35,088 magical sphere 833 00:39:35,224 --> 00:39:36,991 sealing it away forever. 834 00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:38,986 Cut off from magic. 835 00:39:39,121 --> 00:39:41,090 Oh, so that's what that was about. 836 00:39:41,225 --> 00:39:44,730 Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore. 837 00:39:46,703 --> 00:39:48,701 A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded 838 00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:50,431 in Athens, Greece this morning. 839 00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:52,601 Two women dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek... 840 00:39:52,736 --> 00:39:54,674 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that? 841 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,336 So, all those statues used to be people. 842 00:39:56,471 --> 00:40:00,542 I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe, 843 00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:01,978 where Greece is at? 844 00:40:03,378 --> 00:40:07,021 Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. 845 00:40:07,156 --> 00:40:08,182 You want it back? 846 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,859 I mean, I did break it in half and then throw it away. 847 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:16,328 So, that's probably where the journey started. 848 00:40:16,464 --> 00:40:17,596 -You know? -What? 849 00:40:17,732 --> 00:40:18,995 What do you mean, "What?" What? 850 00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:20,734 -You just left it there? -We were all there. 851 00:40:20,869 --> 00:40:22,698 Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers. 852 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,332 You're welcome, by the way. 853 00:40:24,468 --> 00:40:25,835 And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do 854 00:40:25,971 --> 00:40:28,042 super bad-guy stuff with it, okay? 855 00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:29,302 You broke the staff, 856 00:40:29,437 --> 00:40:31,441 meaning you broke the barrier between worlds. 857 00:40:31,576 --> 00:40:32,710 Which we now know. 858 00:40:32,846 --> 00:40:34,440 We also now know what they look like, 859 00:40:34,576 --> 00:40:36,480 so when they come to hunt us, we'll see those two 860 00:40:36,616 --> 00:40:37,544 -coming a-- -Three. 861 00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:38,883 What? 862 00:40:40,488 --> 00:40:42,254 Atlas had three daughters. 863 00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:44,856 Kalypso, Hespera, 864 00:40:45,423 --> 00:40:46,422 Anthea. 865 00:40:46,558 --> 00:40:49,157 Anne... thea. 866 00:40:51,293 --> 00:40:54,261 You know, I'm not just a superhero. 867 00:40:55,238 --> 00:40:56,703 I'm a super listener. 868 00:40:57,501 --> 00:40:58,907 And... 869 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,168 I sense... 870 00:41:01,337 --> 00:41:03,807 that you may have feelings for Freddy. 871 00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:06,042 Just wanna know when he's coming back. 872 00:41:06,844 --> 00:41:08,210 Don't want him to get hurt. 873 00:41:08,345 --> 00:41:11,415 Oh, well, Anne... [sighs] I mean, we can't choose 874 00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:13,217 the people we fall for. 875 00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:14,717 What? 876 00:41:14,852 --> 00:41:16,283 I'm not talking about that. 877 00:41:16,418 --> 00:41:19,359 If he shows up now, he's in serious danger. 878 00:41:19,494 --> 00:41:21,462 Whoa! Look who you're with. 879 00:41:21,598 --> 00:41:23,193 What could possibly be dangerous? 880 00:41:23,329 --> 00:41:24,324 Us. 881 00:41:26,497 --> 00:41:28,167 Okay. 882 00:41:28,302 --> 00:41:29,696 I see how it is. 883 00:41:29,831 --> 00:41:31,034 Let's dance. 884 00:41:32,735 --> 00:41:34,041 [groaning] 885 00:41:34,176 --> 00:41:35,403 Oh, my God. 886 00:41:35,539 --> 00:41:36,743 Freddy? 887 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,004 Ow! 888 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,612 Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know. 889 00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:41,044 I never meant for you to get hurt. 890 00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:43,244 Oh, I'm not the one who's gonna get hurt. 891 00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:45,081 Shazam! 892 00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:47,787 Shazam! 893 00:41:48,486 --> 00:41:49,789 Shazam. 894 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,687 -What's going on up here? -[Freddy] Mis... 895 00:41:51,823 --> 00:41:53,389 Freddy, are you all right? 896 00:41:53,524 --> 00:41:54,624 Get back inside. Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle. 897 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,695 I'm okay. Go back inside. 898 00:41:56,831 --> 00:41:58,092 Who are you? Do you have kids here? 899 00:41:58,228 --> 00:41:59,599 What are you doing? Don't hurt him. 900 00:41:59,735 --> 00:42:02,604 I won't touch him. You have my word. 901 00:42:05,805 --> 00:42:07,801 [whispering in other language] 902 00:42:07,936 --> 00:42:10,608 [skin squelching] 903 00:42:10,743 --> 00:42:12,675 [magical voices whispering] 904 00:42:12,811 --> 00:42:14,043 [in English] Mr. G. Wha... 905 00:42:14,179 --> 00:42:15,716 What did she say? What are you doing? 906 00:42:17,419 --> 00:42:18,848 What are you doing? 907 00:42:18,983 --> 00:42:20,414 What are you... no, no, no! 908 00:42:20,549 --> 00:42:21,782 Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no! 909 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:25,393 Wait, no, no, no! 910 00:42:25,528 --> 00:42:27,761 -[screaming] -[body thuds] 911 00:42:29,094 --> 00:42:30,792 I forgot how easily they burst. 912 00:42:30,927 --> 00:42:32,260 Why would you do that? 913 00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:34,166 Like grapes. 914 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:35,433 [sobs] 915 00:42:35,568 --> 00:42:37,232 [magic resonates] 916 00:42:38,372 --> 00:42:39,366 What the... Huh? 917 00:42:40,539 --> 00:42:42,743 [Freddy yelping] 918 00:42:48,414 --> 00:42:49,409 [gasps] 919 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:54,482 Now, child, tell us where to find the others. 920 00:42:54,618 --> 00:42:56,256 No need. 921 00:42:56,392 --> 00:42:58,556 [dramatic music playing] 922 00:42:58,691 --> 00:43:00,255 [Freddy yelps, grunts] 923 00:43:01,595 --> 00:43:03,192 Clip his wings, Anthea. 924 00:43:05,894 --> 00:43:08,131 [magic trilling] 925 00:43:10,306 --> 00:43:12,003 [Shazam grunting] 926 00:43:16,608 --> 00:43:18,207 [grunting] 927 00:43:23,549 --> 00:43:25,049 [chuckling] 928 00:43:31,754 --> 00:43:32,958 Ow. 929 00:43:38,596 --> 00:43:39,800 Wait. 930 00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:42,565 There are more. 931 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:43,936 [exclaims] 932 00:43:44,836 --> 00:43:47,038 [heroic music playing] 933 00:43:48,305 --> 00:43:51,510 -Perfect. We take them all. -No. 934 00:43:51,646 --> 00:43:53,011 That's not why we're here. 935 00:43:53,146 --> 00:43:55,174 We're here for the seed of life. Yield, sister. 936 00:43:55,310 --> 00:43:57,043 We stick to the plan we have. 937 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:58,384 Father would never yield. 938 00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,851 And Father is dead. 939 00:43:59,986 --> 00:44:02,587 Now, you know your place, sister. 940 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,418 Or I will show it to you. 941 00:44:06,356 --> 00:44:08,895 We do this our way, not theirs. 942 00:44:12,862 --> 00:44:14,362 [Shazam grunts] 943 00:44:15,934 --> 00:44:18,133 [Hespera] Make one move... 944 00:44:18,268 --> 00:44:20,603 -[magic resonates] -[screaming] 945 00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:21,973 [choking] 946 00:44:22,108 --> 00:44:24,845 ...and I will snap this child's neck. 947 00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:28,310 [choking] 948 00:44:29,045 --> 00:44:31,247 [dramatic music playing] 949 00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:54,842 Oh, Freddy. 950 00:44:57,577 --> 00:44:58,780 [Freddy grunts] 951 00:45:00,309 --> 00:45:02,850 -[Shazam grunts] -Billy, no! 952 00:45:08,316 --> 00:45:10,517 [speaking in other language] 953 00:45:16,498 --> 00:45:18,063 [magic resonating] 954 00:45:37,481 --> 00:45:38,985 [Freddy in English] Billy, stay back! 955 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,547 They're using the staff to take our powers. 956 00:45:46,923 --> 00:45:48,896 [grunts, gasps] 957 00:45:49,730 --> 00:45:52,229 What? What? [gasps] 958 00:45:55,635 --> 00:45:57,839 [grunting] 959 00:46:00,369 --> 00:46:02,569 -[grunting] -[crackling] 960 00:46:03,279 --> 00:46:04,274 [yells] 961 00:46:07,745 --> 00:46:08,949 Sorry! 962 00:46:11,521 --> 00:46:12,512 [Freddy] I'm sorry, 963 00:46:12,647 --> 00:46:14,085 I'm sorry, just, just save yourself. 964 00:46:14,221 --> 00:46:16,517 No, no, all or none. We stick together. 965 00:46:16,653 --> 00:46:19,456 And that you will because you cannot leave. 966 00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:23,326 Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world. 967 00:46:23,861 --> 00:46:25,759 [Freddy] No! 968 00:46:25,895 --> 00:46:26,892 No! 969 00:46:27,028 --> 00:46:28,232 Freddy! 970 00:46:36,312 --> 00:46:38,045 [news anchor] From City Line Avenue in the north 971 00:46:38,180 --> 00:46:40,073 to the western shore of the Schuylkill River 972 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,476 to Cobbs Creek. 973 00:46:41,611 --> 00:46:43,310 The unidentified barrier appears 974 00:46:43,445 --> 00:46:45,052 to be in the shape of a dome 975 00:46:45,187 --> 00:46:47,913 with no one allowed into the city or out 976 00:46:48,049 --> 00:46:51,821 with some suggesting this strange magical element 977 00:46:51,956 --> 00:46:57,024 may be the doing, or undoing, of the Philadelphia Fiascoes. 978 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,362 [ominous music playing] 979 00:47:00,930 --> 00:47:02,134 [yelps] 980 00:47:02,869 --> 00:47:05,038 [breathing shakily] 981 00:47:16,115 --> 00:47:17,312 -Holy sh... -[wizard] Shh! 982 00:47:17,448 --> 00:47:20,955 -[gasps] -[wizard] I'm trying to sleep. 983 00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:23,489 It is the only escape from the tortures here. 984 00:47:23,624 --> 00:47:25,960 Okay. Bleak. 985 00:47:27,530 --> 00:47:29,025 Wait a second. 986 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,230 Hagrid beard, Batman voice. 987 00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:33,935 You're the wizard. You're the wizard! Oh, my... 988 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,328 You're back! Billy told me all about you. 989 00:47:35,464 --> 00:47:37,466 Billy? You know Billy Batson? 990 00:47:37,601 --> 00:47:39,172 Billy Batson. Yeah, he's my best friend. 991 00:47:39,307 --> 00:47:41,107 I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman, Captain Everypower. 992 00:47:41,242 --> 00:47:43,037 Well, used to be. It's complicated now. 993 00:47:43,173 --> 00:47:44,573 She... It's complicated. 994 00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:46,976 That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam? 995 00:47:47,112 --> 00:47:50,448 Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but, but didn't? 996 00:47:50,584 --> 00:47:52,179 [grunts] 997 00:47:52,315 --> 00:47:53,513 Once I gave him the power, 998 00:47:53,649 --> 00:47:56,318 I could no longer remain in my realm. 999 00:47:56,454 --> 00:47:58,090 But death would have been a luxury 1000 00:47:58,226 --> 00:48:00,094 compared to being trapped in this cell 1001 00:48:00,229 --> 00:48:02,660 with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. 1002 00:48:02,795 --> 00:48:03,997 Mostly with you. 1003 00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,125 A little more sarcastic than Billy said, 1004 00:48:05,261 --> 00:48:06,828 but, hey, all good. 1005 00:48:06,963 --> 00:48:09,128 -Let's just get out of here. -"Let's just get out of here." 1006 00:48:09,263 --> 00:48:10,465 Yeah, sure. 1007 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,167 I sound nothing like that, but okay. 1008 00:48:12,302 --> 00:48:13,500 Here's what we've got, um... 1009 00:48:13,636 --> 00:48:15,875 A cranky wizard with a cynical streak 1010 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:18,805 and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit. 1011 00:48:18,941 --> 00:48:22,842 There is no way these sisters are keeping us in here. 1012 00:48:22,977 --> 00:48:24,711 These prison bars, they're probably enchanted! 1013 00:48:24,847 --> 00:48:28,050 -What spells do you know? -Please, stop talking. 1014 00:48:28,186 --> 00:48:29,318 How about an arcane focus? 1015 00:48:29,454 --> 00:48:30,917 I don't even know what that is. 1016 00:48:31,053 --> 00:48:32,222 [groans] 1017 00:48:32,358 --> 00:48:33,787 Fine, then let's make a potion. 1018 00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:36,156 Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution. 1019 00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,758 Oh! Gaseous form! 1020 00:48:37,894 --> 00:48:40,398 Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart. 1021 00:48:40,533 --> 00:48:44,236 I gave my powers to children who squandered it. 1022 00:48:45,071 --> 00:48:46,569 We will die here, Freeby. 1023 00:48:46,705 --> 00:48:49,742 It's Freddy, by the way. "Freeby"? Where do you even... 1024 00:48:49,878 --> 00:48:51,441 The sooner you accept it, 1025 00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:53,276 the easier it will be. 1026 00:48:53,412 --> 00:48:56,248 Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here! 1027 00:48:56,782 --> 00:48:57,717 Hmm. 1028 00:48:57,853 --> 00:49:00,054 [foreboding music playing] 1029 00:49:05,987 --> 00:49:09,089 [superhero Mary] "Power of elements. Power of chaos. 1030 00:49:09,224 --> 00:49:11,226 Power of axis." 1031 00:49:11,361 --> 00:49:12,693 These are primordial forces. 1032 00:49:12,829 --> 00:49:14,834 I don't know how we fight powers like this. 1033 00:49:14,969 --> 00:49:16,769 I tell you how we fight it. 1034 00:49:16,904 --> 00:49:18,502 With the wisdom of... 1035 00:49:19,171 --> 00:49:21,333 -Solomon. -Exactly. 1036 00:49:21,469 --> 00:49:23,242 We, we set up a meeting. 1037 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,605 Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. 1038 00:49:25,741 --> 00:49:27,979 Offer up our powers for Freddy. 1039 00:49:28,114 --> 00:49:29,710 But then we grab one of them 1040 00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:31,578 and that's what we really use to trade! 1041 00:49:31,714 --> 00:49:33,319 But what if they steal our powers? 1042 00:49:33,454 --> 00:49:35,315 No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. 1043 00:49:35,451 --> 00:49:38,125 You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. 1044 00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:40,653 [imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball. 1045 00:49:40,789 --> 00:49:43,062 -Hmm. -Dude, I suck at dodgeball. 1046 00:49:43,198 --> 00:49:45,093 Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, 1047 00:49:45,229 --> 00:49:46,496 but not Super Pedro. 1048 00:49:46,631 --> 00:49:48,668 No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. 1049 00:49:48,804 --> 00:49:51,700 Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. 1050 00:49:51,836 --> 00:49:54,504 So I think we should send them a little invitation. 1051 00:49:56,908 --> 00:49:57,910 Okay. 1052 00:49:58,046 --> 00:49:59,980 So, Steve says that this paper 1053 00:50:00,116 --> 00:50:02,149 is a stack of magical parchment. 1054 00:50:02,284 --> 00:50:03,912 You write a message on the magical paper 1055 00:50:04,047 --> 00:50:07,119 and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to 1056 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,788 and then the paper folds into a... 1057 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,456 [gasps] Oh, my God, yes! 1058 00:50:13,729 --> 00:50:15,024 A paper bird. 1059 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,559 And it flies to the god. 1060 00:50:16,695 --> 00:50:18,498 [Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute. 1061 00:50:18,634 --> 00:50:22,566 Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? 1062 00:50:22,701 --> 00:50:25,304 Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now? 1063 00:50:27,238 --> 00:50:28,571 Did the pen just shrug? 1064 00:50:29,706 --> 00:50:31,673 Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to... 1065 00:50:32,608 --> 00:50:34,473 I do. Okay, cool, wad that up. 1066 00:50:34,609 --> 00:50:36,150 All right. [clears throat] 1067 00:50:37,213 --> 00:50:39,086 Letter... 1068 00:50:39,222 --> 00:50:43,054 Letter, writing a letter. No, no, no! 1069 00:50:43,189 --> 00:50:44,688 I was just talking out loud. 1070 00:50:44,824 --> 00:50:46,226 That's not a part of the letter. Wad that up, too. 1071 00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:49,326 [superhero Darla] Maybe if you try 1072 00:50:49,462 --> 00:50:51,424 -speaking from the heart. -Hmm. 1073 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,629 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1074 00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:56,462 violence is not the answer." 1075 00:50:56,598 --> 00:50:58,799 [foreboding music playing] 1076 00:51:01,942 --> 00:51:04,145 [Freddy grunting] 1077 00:51:12,749 --> 00:51:14,155 -[soldier growls] -[Freddy grunts] 1078 00:51:18,793 --> 00:51:19,919 [Hespera] Child, 1079 00:51:20,055 --> 00:51:22,154 I will spare your life if you're honest with me. 1080 00:51:22,290 --> 00:51:23,593 Honesty. 1081 00:51:23,728 --> 00:51:27,597 Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice. 1082 00:51:28,299 --> 00:51:29,398 The other Champions... 1083 00:51:29,534 --> 00:51:31,937 are they children like yourself? 1084 00:51:32,072 --> 00:51:33,636 What even is a child? 1085 00:51:33,771 --> 00:51:36,709 I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish. 1086 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:38,104 Yes or no? 1087 00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,447 No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough 1088 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,911 to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids. 1089 00:51:44,047 --> 00:51:47,313 -Give us their names. -The names of the Champions? 1090 00:51:47,448 --> 00:51:51,685 Um, well, there's Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer. 1091 00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:53,222 Are you guys taking this stuff in? 1092 00:51:53,357 --> 00:51:54,827 Writing this down? No? 1093 00:51:54,963 --> 00:51:56,025 They drive a Dodge Ram. 1094 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,262 He's lying. 1095 00:51:57,397 --> 00:51:59,662 That's your superpower, not mine. 1096 00:51:59,797 --> 00:52:01,796 And she thinks you're a total control freak. 1097 00:52:02,903 --> 00:52:03,901 One of you. 1098 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,305 Probably you. 1099 00:52:06,139 --> 00:52:08,202 -[gasps] -Hold him. 1100 00:52:08,337 --> 00:52:10,277 [soldier growls] 1101 00:52:10,413 --> 00:52:12,508 [Freddy] Don't... [grunts] What's happening? 1102 00:52:12,644 --> 00:52:13,977 What is that? What's she doing? 1103 00:52:14,112 --> 00:52:15,447 Power of chaos. 1104 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:17,745 It enters a man's mind and shatters it whole. 1105 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,483 Oh. [chuckles] My mind is already trash, 1106 00:52:20,619 --> 00:52:22,956 so I'd actually like to see you try. 1107 00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:25,124 Because nobody has the balls 1108 00:52:25,259 --> 00:52:27,257 to handle what's inside my brain. 1109 00:52:27,393 --> 00:52:29,457 [whispering] Say their names. 1110 00:52:29,592 --> 00:52:31,291 [magical voices whispering] 1111 00:52:31,426 --> 00:52:32,391 [gasping] 1112 00:52:32,526 --> 00:52:34,334 [screaming] 1113 00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:37,637 Say their names. 1114 00:52:37,773 --> 00:52:40,500 [magical voices] Say their names. Say their names. 1115 00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:42,705 [screaming continues] 1116 00:52:44,542 --> 00:52:47,508 Destiny's Child did it better. 1117 00:52:47,644 --> 00:52:49,046 He is stronger than he looks. 1118 00:52:49,181 --> 00:52:51,182 [Freddy screaming] 1119 00:52:51,317 --> 00:52:53,386 -Say their names. -Stop! 1120 00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:56,950 [hesitating] Billy... 1121 00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:01,922 Billy Bats... 1122 00:53:05,801 --> 00:53:07,029 Billy B... 1123 00:53:07,164 --> 00:53:08,461 Stop. 1124 00:53:08,597 --> 00:53:11,202 [breathing shakily] 1125 00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,900 This is from the Champions. 1126 00:53:14,406 --> 00:53:16,075 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1127 00:53:16,210 --> 00:53:18,475 violence is not the answer. 1128 00:53:18,611 --> 00:53:22,281 Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla. 1129 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:24,081 -We'd like to make a trade. -What? 1130 00:53:24,217 --> 00:53:25,548 We'll give up our powers 1131 00:53:25,684 --> 00:53:28,816 if you give us Freddy, add 'unharmed.' 1132 00:53:28,952 --> 00:53:32,088 Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you. 1133 00:53:32,224 --> 00:53:33,454 Smart, Eugene. 1134 00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:35,963 Steve, add 'unharmed' 1135 00:53:36,098 --> 00:53:38,261 then, like, 'yours, trul...' 1136 00:53:38,396 --> 00:53:40,893 No, 'Sincerely, best'. 1137 00:53:41,029 --> 00:53:44,068 Maybe just signed 'The Champions.' 1138 00:53:44,204 --> 00:53:45,667 Should we proofread it? 1139 00:53:45,803 --> 00:53:48,073 Naw, Steve doesn't make mistakes, 1140 00:53:48,209 --> 00:53:49,441 just writes what you say. 1141 00:53:49,577 --> 00:53:53,013 Great. I feel good about this. Me, too. 1142 00:53:53,148 --> 00:53:55,980 Anyone else want a Gatorade? 1143 00:53:56,115 --> 00:53:57,516 Do we have red?" 1144 00:53:58,449 --> 00:54:00,715 What is this Gatorade? 1145 00:54:00,851 --> 00:54:03,550 -[dramatic music playing] -[yelps] 1146 00:54:03,686 --> 00:54:05,352 -Is it a weapon? -Sister. 1147 00:54:05,487 --> 00:54:08,762 We need not torture him any longer. You heard the letter. 1148 00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:10,362 [grunting] 1149 00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:12,498 -Throw them in the pit. -[Anthea] Wait. 1150 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,929 They want to make a trade. 1151 00:54:17,304 --> 00:54:18,832 And we will meet, sister. 1152 00:54:18,968 --> 00:54:20,639 But humans are not to be trusted. 1153 00:54:20,774 --> 00:54:24,675 The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right? 1154 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,480 Right? [grunts] 1155 00:54:28,745 --> 00:54:31,185 [wizard and Freddy screaming] 1156 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,519 -[wizard groans] -[Freddy coughing] 1157 00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:36,918 [both grunting] 1158 00:54:45,561 --> 00:54:47,032 Are you hurt? 1159 00:54:47,168 --> 00:54:49,500 No, just worthless. 1160 00:54:49,635 --> 00:54:51,901 -Well, you must get up. -For what? 1161 00:54:52,036 --> 00:54:55,803 All this pretending to be a superhero is just... 1162 00:54:55,939 --> 00:54:58,009 a way for me to pretend I'm not broken. 1163 00:54:58,145 --> 00:54:59,941 Oh, feelings. 1164 00:55:01,015 --> 00:55:03,010 [rumbling] 1165 00:55:06,251 --> 00:55:08,455 [grunting] 1166 00:55:10,555 --> 00:55:12,756 [unsettling music playing] 1167 00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:17,464 -I see something moving. -Yeah, I see it, too. 1168 00:55:18,432 --> 00:55:20,632 [heavy footsteps approaching] 1169 00:55:24,536 --> 00:55:26,737 [Freddy breathing heavily] 1170 00:55:31,046 --> 00:55:33,040 [low growling] 1171 00:55:34,049 --> 00:55:35,042 [Freddy] Oh, shit. 1172 00:55:36,084 --> 00:55:37,311 What is that? 1173 00:55:37,446 --> 00:55:38,615 Ladon. 1174 00:55:38,751 --> 00:55:41,147 The guardian of the Garden of Atlas. 1175 00:55:43,691 --> 00:55:45,888 -[Ladon growling] -[Freddy whimpering] 1176 00:55:47,863 --> 00:55:48,858 [roars] 1177 00:55:50,728 --> 00:55:53,632 -Run. -I can't. I can't! 1178 00:55:57,131 --> 00:55:59,539 -[roaring] -[Freddy screams] 1179 00:56:08,347 --> 00:56:09,478 [powers trilling] 1180 00:56:09,614 --> 00:56:11,484 [Freddy breathing shakily] 1181 00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:13,548 -[screams] -You're okay! You're okay. 1182 00:56:13,684 --> 00:56:15,321 I don't feel okay at all. 1183 00:56:15,456 --> 00:56:17,788 That's the power of the dragon. 1184 00:56:17,923 --> 00:56:19,986 It emanates fear from every pore of its body. 1185 00:56:20,122 --> 00:56:22,288 Ladon's fear paralyzes any mortal, 1186 00:56:22,423 --> 00:56:24,993 so that none can approach the garden it protects. 1187 00:56:26,027 --> 00:56:28,434 Power of axis. Very cool, very, 1188 00:56:28,569 --> 00:56:30,366 -very rare. -[Hespera] Anthea! 1189 00:56:30,502 --> 00:56:32,269 [Anthea] I must go. 1190 00:56:32,404 --> 00:56:35,371 The door back to your world is at the center of the labyrinth. 1191 00:56:35,506 --> 00:56:37,039 Right, left, left 1192 00:56:37,175 --> 00:56:39,710 and then follow the right-hand wall to the center. 1193 00:56:39,846 --> 00:56:41,547 -You'll need this. -How did you find this? 1194 00:56:41,683 --> 00:56:43,249 You once protected me from the bullies 1195 00:56:43,385 --> 00:56:45,351 in your world, Freddy Freeman. 1196 00:56:45,486 --> 00:56:46,883 Now I've protected you in mine. 1197 00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:53,925 -Hero. -[both chuckle] 1198 00:56:54,061 --> 00:56:57,056 Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection. 1199 00:56:57,192 --> 00:56:58,794 I was about to rearrange those boys' 1200 00:56:58,930 --> 00:57:00,326 internal organs when you stepped in. 1201 00:57:00,461 --> 00:57:03,031 But you didn't know that, which does make you brave. 1202 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,969 I was just brave because I knew I had powers. 1203 00:57:06,104 --> 00:57:10,005 No, the most powerful thing about you is you. 1204 00:57:11,812 --> 00:57:14,241 [clears throat] How lovely for both of you. 1205 00:57:14,376 --> 00:57:16,749 Goddess, we thank you much, but we must get-- 1206 00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:19,584 You should go. My sisters don't need you anymore. 1207 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,522 All they require now is the seed. 1208 00:57:22,324 --> 00:57:24,085 -The seed? -Yes. 1209 00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:25,989 Which remains hidden in a place unreachable 1210 00:57:26,124 --> 00:57:28,024 by any of their kind. Come, come, Jeff. Faster. 1211 00:57:28,159 --> 00:57:30,625 You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name! 1212 00:57:30,761 --> 00:57:33,765 [whimsical music playing] 1213 00:57:36,568 --> 00:57:38,770 [people chattering] 1214 00:57:44,213 --> 00:57:46,074 [Shazam] Hi, God... No? 1215 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,277 Yo, Low Voltage. 1216 00:57:52,951 --> 00:57:54,718 When you fixing this dome shit, man? 1217 00:57:54,853 --> 00:57:56,322 Oh, no, no, no, don't worry, sir. 1218 00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:57,618 [clicks tongue] I have a plan. 1219 00:57:57,753 --> 00:57:59,054 -Really? -Uh-huh. 1220 00:57:59,189 --> 00:58:00,820 'Cause look like all you got is a sandwich. 1221 00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:02,121 No, these sandwiches? 1222 00:58:02,257 --> 00:58:03,495 No, these sandwiches are important. 1223 00:58:03,630 --> 00:58:04,928 They're, they're for a meeting. 1224 00:58:05,063 --> 00:58:08,602 Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs] 1225 00:58:09,103 --> 00:58:10,098 Colonel? 1226 00:58:11,132 --> 00:58:13,002 Oh, boy, I really need a name. 1227 00:58:14,606 --> 00:58:16,104 [dramatic chord plays] 1228 00:58:16,970 --> 00:58:18,538 Quiet one, she is. 1229 00:58:18,673 --> 00:58:21,411 I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat. 1230 00:58:21,547 --> 00:58:23,082 [chuckles nervously] 1231 00:58:23,217 --> 00:58:24,517 Is that... 1232 00:58:24,653 --> 00:58:26,414 Oh, you're totally serious. Okay. 1233 00:58:26,549 --> 00:58:27,985 Uh... 1234 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,887 Right, so, look, here's the thing, um, you're upset. 1235 00:58:31,023 --> 00:58:32,758 A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, 1236 00:58:32,894 --> 00:58:35,057 which totally sucks balls, I totally get it. 1237 00:58:35,193 --> 00:58:38,031 But, I kind of feel like you're taking this all, 1238 00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:41,063 like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right? 1239 00:58:41,198 --> 00:58:43,668 If thieves stormed your home in the night 1240 00:58:43,803 --> 00:58:45,805 and stole all your coin and then fled, 1241 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,609 you would naturally give chase, would you not? 1242 00:58:49,744 --> 00:58:51,137 And say, in this pursuit the thieves 1243 00:58:51,273 --> 00:58:52,778 dropped the money on the ground 1244 00:58:52,913 --> 00:58:55,715 and your neighbor picked it up and kept it. 1245 00:58:56,650 --> 00:58:59,211 Now, imagine it is not money, 1246 00:58:59,346 --> 00:59:01,652 but the lifeblood of your father. 1247 00:59:01,787 --> 00:59:03,718 The last breath of your mother. 1248 00:59:03,854 --> 00:59:06,056 The power of all the gods, 1249 00:59:06,191 --> 00:59:09,288 the magic of the entire realm that was stolen. 1250 00:59:09,424 --> 00:59:12,232 And now this magic courses through you, 1251 00:59:12,367 --> 00:59:13,929 and you have the gall 1252 00:59:14,064 --> 00:59:16,868 to believe that you deserve it? 1253 00:59:18,637 --> 00:59:21,268 This is very personal, 1254 00:59:22,473 --> 00:59:23,677 Billy. 1255 00:59:26,381 --> 00:59:28,144 You are very menacing. 1256 00:59:28,279 --> 00:59:30,380 I just want you to know that. Like, I really... 1257 00:59:30,515 --> 00:59:34,150 I see the presence that you have, and that goes a long way. 1258 00:59:34,285 --> 00:59:37,819 But today, I really wanted to talk about compromise. 1259 00:59:37,955 --> 00:59:39,790 [both] There is no compromise. 1260 00:59:39,926 --> 00:59:41,794 I knew you were gonna say that. 1261 00:59:41,930 --> 00:59:44,092 Wisdom of Saruman. Don't mess with me, okay? 1262 00:59:44,228 --> 00:59:46,763 Give us back Freddy, you take down this 1263 00:59:46,899 --> 00:59:49,961 sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing 1264 00:59:50,097 --> 00:59:51,497 and then, you know, 1265 00:59:51,632 --> 00:59:53,199 we won't have to annihilate you into the ground. 1266 00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:54,636 -[scoffs] -It's a good offer. 1267 00:59:54,771 --> 00:59:55,804 I'm being serious. 1268 00:59:55,939 --> 00:59:58,543 You play the part of a man, 1269 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:00,907 but you do not play it well. 1270 01:00:01,043 --> 01:00:03,684 Give us the powers, child. 1271 01:00:04,285 --> 01:00:05,747 All of them. 1272 01:00:05,883 --> 01:00:07,919 You are no leader, Billy. 1273 01:00:08,719 --> 01:00:10,351 You are a lost boy 1274 01:00:10,486 --> 01:00:13,586 who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior. 1275 01:00:13,722 --> 01:00:15,993 Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you 1276 01:00:16,128 --> 01:00:17,823 'cause I'm not, like, super old like you, 1277 01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:21,059 but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have. 1278 01:00:21,195 --> 01:00:24,734 'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. 1279 01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:26,471 And let me tell you something. 1280 01:00:26,606 --> 01:00:29,571 It's all about family! 1281 01:00:29,707 --> 01:00:31,444 [music swells] 1282 01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:34,143 -[music stops] -[birds cawing] 1283 01:00:35,216 --> 01:00:36,910 Family! 1284 01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:40,249 Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you. 1285 01:00:40,384 --> 01:00:42,822 Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess? 1286 01:00:43,825 --> 01:00:46,991 No, human. You forgot about mine. 1287 01:00:48,528 --> 01:00:49,724 [screams, grunts] 1288 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:52,194 [dramatic music playing] 1289 01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:54,927 [Hespera grunts] 1290 01:00:55,062 --> 01:00:57,269 [Shazam grunting] 1291 01:00:57,405 --> 01:00:58,338 [man] Come on! 1292 01:00:58,473 --> 01:00:59,498 -Let's go. -Pedro! 1293 01:01:01,310 --> 01:01:02,171 [staff whirs] 1294 01:01:03,805 --> 01:01:05,009 [grunts] 1295 01:01:08,242 --> 01:01:09,442 [superhero Eugene quavering] 1296 01:01:10,285 --> 01:01:13,017 [both quavering] 1297 01:01:19,055 --> 01:01:21,926 -[Shazam grunts] -[gasps] 1298 01:01:22,062 --> 01:01:24,259 -[Shazam grunting] -[electricity crackling] 1299 01:01:30,865 --> 01:01:32,069 [groans] 1300 01:01:34,939 --> 01:01:37,910 You're wasting my time, boy. 1301 01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:42,281 [powers resonate] 1302 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:44,411 [both grunting] 1303 01:01:54,857 --> 01:01:56,555 [rumbling] 1304 01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:03,001 [women grunting] 1305 01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:10,041 [Shazam grunts] 1306 01:02:16,581 --> 01:02:17,778 Yeah. 1307 01:02:17,914 --> 01:02:19,048 [Shazam] Whoo! 1308 01:02:19,184 --> 01:02:20,647 She sure didn't see that coming 1309 01:02:20,782 --> 01:02:24,550 because she didn't go to the eye doctor. [chuckles] 1310 01:02:24,685 --> 01:02:26,422 [Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause... 1311 01:02:26,558 --> 01:02:29,324 -[rattling] -A euphemism. That was a euphemism. 1312 01:02:36,003 --> 01:02:38,234 -[Shazam] No! -[women grunting] 1313 01:02:49,648 --> 01:02:50,850 [Shazam groans] 1314 01:02:50,985 --> 01:02:52,110 [Hespera] We've taken the power from two 1315 01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,019 in your family already. 1316 01:02:54,154 --> 01:02:56,689 And now two more must die, and for what? 1317 01:02:56,825 --> 01:02:59,117 So you can keep playing soldier? 1318 01:02:59,252 --> 01:03:01,455 [Shazam grunting] 1319 01:03:12,235 --> 01:03:15,172 -[choking] -[groaning] 1320 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,411 [groans] 1321 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:21,541 [grunting] 1322 01:03:26,685 --> 01:03:28,889 [grunting] 1323 01:03:35,630 --> 01:03:37,830 My father was Atlas. 1324 01:03:37,966 --> 01:03:41,066 Titan god of stamina and strength. 1325 01:03:43,269 --> 01:03:46,135 His magic and power may course through you, 1326 01:03:46,271 --> 01:03:49,435 but you will never be a true god. 1327 01:03:49,571 --> 01:03:51,978 Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed? 1328 01:03:52,909 --> 01:03:54,211 [both grunt] 1329 01:03:56,046 --> 01:03:58,545 -[coughing] -Nope! 1330 01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:03,416 [both panting] 1331 01:04:03,551 --> 01:04:06,960 You okay? That was fun. Let's go. 1332 01:04:11,062 --> 01:04:12,933 Come on. Come on, come on. 1333 01:04:15,297 --> 01:04:16,832 [Shazam] Hurry, everyone! 1334 01:04:16,968 --> 01:04:18,169 Let's go, let's go. 1335 01:04:27,910 --> 01:04:29,408 What? 1336 01:04:29,544 --> 01:04:31,312 -[door closes] -[chain locks] 1337 01:04:31,447 --> 01:04:32,711 You thought you were just goin' 1338 01:04:32,846 --> 01:04:34,249 into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? 1339 01:04:34,385 --> 01:04:36,453 Which I can somehow still smell. 1340 01:04:36,589 --> 01:04:38,789 Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? 1341 01:04:38,925 --> 01:04:39,990 -Yeah. -Like, permeates 1342 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,454 the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, 1343 01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:43,326 welcome to the Rock of Eternity. 1344 01:04:43,994 --> 01:04:45,295 Only Champions 1345 01:04:45,430 --> 01:04:47,629 can get in here, through any door that we want. 1346 01:04:47,764 --> 01:04:50,463 Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't. 1347 01:04:50,599 --> 01:04:53,435 Guys, that's what I call a total success. 1348 01:04:54,604 --> 01:04:56,471 Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. 1349 01:04:56,606 --> 01:04:58,403 -Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah, 1350 01:04:58,538 --> 01:05:00,011 you do, yeah, but you know, 1351 01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:01,306 look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. 1352 01:05:01,441 --> 01:05:02,813 You know what I mean? 1353 01:05:02,948 --> 01:05:04,376 And hers... [chuckles] 1354 01:05:04,511 --> 01:05:06,079 lack of strategic thinking. 1355 01:05:06,215 --> 01:05:08,054 Now for the real trade. 1356 01:05:08,189 --> 01:05:11,387 Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. 1357 01:05:11,522 --> 01:05:12,954 [superhero Darla] And get rid of the dome. 1358 01:05:13,089 --> 01:05:14,087 [Shazam] Oh, yeah. 1359 01:05:14,223 --> 01:05:16,258 And get rid of the dome. 1360 01:05:16,393 --> 01:05:17,960 'Cause the city of brotherly love 1361 01:05:18,096 --> 01:05:19,461 is gettin' a little moist. 1362 01:05:21,801 --> 01:05:23,069 Word choice, man. 1363 01:05:23,204 --> 01:05:24,165 [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as 1364 01:05:24,301 --> 01:05:25,766 it was coming out of my mouth. 1365 01:05:25,901 --> 01:05:27,002 [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... 1366 01:05:27,138 --> 01:05:27,700 [Shazam] I know. I just... 1367 01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:34,878 "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." 1368 01:05:35,013 --> 01:05:36,682 -Burn! -[chuckles] 1369 01:05:36,818 --> 01:05:38,050 I just came up with that. 1370 01:05:38,186 --> 01:05:39,147 Make sure you put a dash in there, though, 1371 01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:40,914 so it's really clear. Okay. 1372 01:05:41,050 --> 01:05:43,456 [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar 1373 01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:46,191 and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter. 1374 01:05:46,959 --> 01:05:48,761 [clears throat] So... 1375 01:05:48,897 --> 01:05:50,793 "A brother for a sister, huh? 1376 01:05:50,928 --> 01:05:52,361 How's that feel? 1377 01:05:52,496 --> 01:05:55,267 Also, how are you actually sisters, 1378 01:05:55,402 --> 01:05:58,104 because the age difference is very noticeable, 1379 01:05:58,239 --> 01:06:01,337 and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." 1380 01:06:01,473 --> 01:06:03,670 Even though I don't like you very much, 1381 01:06:03,805 --> 01:06:05,637 I believe everyone deserves human rights, 1382 01:06:05,773 --> 01:06:07,472 but you don't deserve strawberry. 1383 01:06:07,607 --> 01:06:10,710 You only get yellow. [gasps] 1384 01:06:13,016 --> 01:06:14,219 She's gone! 1385 01:06:15,788 --> 01:06:16,754 Wait, what? 1386 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,092 [dramatic music playing] 1387 01:06:27,565 --> 01:06:29,328 I thought we brought her in too easily. 1388 01:06:29,464 --> 01:06:31,399 She wanted to get caught. 1389 01:06:31,535 --> 01:06:34,969 I don't get it. Where would she even go? 1390 01:06:35,104 --> 01:06:36,307 [clanking] 1391 01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:39,244 [door creaks] 1392 01:06:44,216 --> 01:06:46,746 Well, this seemed inevitable. 1393 01:06:53,194 --> 01:06:55,720 Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo. 1394 01:06:55,856 --> 01:06:59,059 We are not lost. Who's the wizard here? 1395 01:06:59,195 --> 01:07:00,596 I don't know. 1396 01:07:00,731 --> 01:07:02,861 You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts, 1397 01:07:02,996 --> 01:07:05,402 you know nothing about magic, you're just... 1398 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:09,875 You're the wizard. 1399 01:07:10,011 --> 01:07:11,874 -Thank you. -Whatever. 1400 01:07:12,009 --> 01:07:15,181 Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted. 1401 01:07:18,919 --> 01:07:21,121 [tense music playing] 1402 01:07:28,095 --> 01:07:29,294 -[door unlocks] -[Freddy gasps] 1403 01:07:30,196 --> 01:07:32,594 Get back, get back. Get back. 1404 01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:44,705 [whispering in other language] 1405 01:07:49,343 --> 01:07:50,546 [Hespera gasps] 1406 01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:02,155 [in English] Okay, I think the coast is clear. Let's go home. 1407 01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:03,491 One moment. 1408 01:08:03,627 --> 01:08:05,824 Did you not see what she was holding? 1409 01:08:05,959 --> 01:08:07,832 It was an apple. She wanted a snack. 1410 01:08:07,968 --> 01:08:09,235 What's the big deal? 1411 01:08:09,370 --> 01:08:12,398 The golden apple. From the Tree of Life. 1412 01:08:12,533 --> 01:08:14,100 From the Tree of Life. 1413 01:08:14,235 --> 01:08:16,341 Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you say that was somewhere safe? 1414 01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:21,009 -Billy! -Billy. Gosh. 1415 01:08:21,144 --> 01:08:22,347 [wizard groans] 1416 01:08:23,852 --> 01:08:24,844 Where are you going now? 1417 01:08:29,582 --> 01:08:30,784 [inhales sharply] 1418 01:08:32,023 --> 01:08:34,452 [exhales] Nope. 1419 01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:35,789 She's not in there. 1420 01:08:36,862 --> 01:08:37,789 Nope. 1421 01:08:37,925 --> 01:08:39,530 No, no, no. That's a hard pass. 1422 01:08:39,665 --> 01:08:41,562 -That's a hard pass. -[Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy, 1423 01:08:41,698 --> 01:08:43,094 you don't gotta worry about that one. 1424 01:08:43,229 --> 01:08:44,763 It's just a labyrinth that doesn't go anywhere. 1425 01:08:44,899 --> 01:08:46,567 -[sniffs] -Like an ancient Greek 1426 01:08:46,702 --> 01:08:47,933 -labyrinth? -[Shazam] Guys... 1427 01:08:48,976 --> 01:08:50,869 [sniffs] porta-potty. 1428 01:08:51,004 --> 01:08:52,971 -[sniffs] -[Super Hero Eugene] Mmm. 1429 01:09:02,184 --> 01:09:03,454 Hespera. 1430 01:09:08,655 --> 01:09:10,956 It's over, sisters. 1431 01:09:11,092 --> 01:09:13,926 Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm. 1432 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,434 Or we plant it in their realm. 1433 01:09:18,570 --> 01:09:21,974 But that would destroy their world. 1434 01:09:22,109 --> 01:09:24,274 Just as they destroyed ours. 1435 01:09:24,409 --> 01:09:26,440 [Hespera] You can't be serious. 1436 01:09:26,575 --> 01:09:28,345 -Yes. -[Anthea] No. 1437 01:09:28,481 --> 01:09:29,776 No, that's not what we agreed to. 1438 01:09:29,912 --> 01:09:31,579 [Kalypso] Anthea, you simpering bore. 1439 01:09:31,715 --> 01:09:33,280 [Hespera] She's right, we've spent ages 1440 01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:34,920 waiting for this moment. 1441 01:09:35,056 --> 01:09:36,254 [Anthea] We have the seed. 1442 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,224 We have the staff and its powers. 1443 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:39,587 [Hespera] We are not squandering it 1444 01:09:39,723 --> 01:09:41,491 for your personal satisfaction. 1445 01:09:41,627 --> 01:09:44,526 [whispering] No, I should go, not you. 1446 01:09:44,662 --> 01:09:46,357 Look, I know what you're thinking. 1447 01:09:46,493 --> 01:09:48,800 The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief." 1448 01:09:48,936 --> 01:09:51,333 But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. 1449 01:09:51,469 --> 01:09:52,802 -It's pathetic. -[knees crack] 1450 01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:53,999 See? 1451 01:09:55,076 --> 01:09:56,308 Fortune be with you, Freddy. 1452 01:09:56,443 --> 01:09:58,740 Thank you. What did you just call me? 1453 01:09:59,475 --> 01:10:01,906 Freddy. Freddy Freeman. 1454 01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:05,481 [chuckles] That's it. You nailed it. 1455 01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,485 I'll see you on the other side. 1456 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,122 [Hespera] Even if we did, the Tree of Life 1457 01:10:10,257 --> 01:10:11,755 would not thrive in their soil. 1458 01:10:11,891 --> 01:10:15,058 It would despoil, it would disfigure into something... 1459 01:10:15,194 --> 01:10:16,389 [Kalypso] Monstrous? 1460 01:10:16,525 --> 01:10:18,765 That is what humans are. 1461 01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:21,761 It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world 1462 01:10:21,897 --> 01:10:24,700 and do to them as they did to us. 1463 01:10:27,573 --> 01:10:29,434 [Anthea] We agreed to restore balance 1464 01:10:29,569 --> 01:10:33,072 and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales. 1465 01:10:33,207 --> 01:10:36,345 Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves. 1466 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,279 -No, not all. -All. 1467 01:10:38,415 --> 01:10:41,952 [Hespera] Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you. 1468 01:10:42,088 --> 01:10:43,189 [Kalypso] Why? 1469 01:10:43,324 --> 01:10:45,489 Humans wreak havoc and devastation, 1470 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:47,656 then pray to the gods to absolve them. 1471 01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:49,956 They actually pray for order and peace 1472 01:10:50,091 --> 01:10:53,331 when all they do is dismantle it at every turn. 1473 01:10:53,467 --> 01:10:55,562 Anthea, I want you to take the apple 1474 01:10:55,697 --> 01:10:57,997 and plant it in our garden. 1475 01:10:59,132 --> 01:11:00,569 [Kalypso] Of course you turn to her. 1476 01:11:00,705 --> 01:11:02,373 Father would be ashamed of both of you. 1477 01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,208 -[object clatters] -[Freddy yelps] 1478 01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:06,412 Where did that even come from? 1479 01:11:07,710 --> 01:11:09,543 -Hi! -You favor her, Hespera, 1480 01:11:09,678 --> 01:11:11,582 and see how she betrays us. 1481 01:11:14,951 --> 01:11:16,452 Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. 1482 01:11:16,587 --> 01:11:18,919 -No! -[Kalypso] Kill him! 1483 01:11:22,359 --> 01:11:23,789 What is that? 1484 01:11:23,924 --> 01:11:25,992 [Shazam] Great question. No idea. 1485 01:11:27,034 --> 01:11:28,428 But made you look. 1486 01:11:28,563 --> 01:11:29,930 Billy! [chuckles] 1487 01:11:31,533 --> 01:11:33,271 -Oh! -Oh. 1488 01:11:33,406 --> 01:11:34,900 -[Freddy gasps] -Your crutch! 1489 01:11:35,036 --> 01:11:38,108 -Oh! Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 1490 01:11:38,243 --> 01:11:39,445 -Yes! -No! 1491 01:11:43,318 --> 01:11:45,418 So, we have a lot to talk about. 1492 01:11:55,328 --> 01:11:57,727 Kalypso, hand me the staff. 1493 01:11:59,431 --> 01:12:01,032 You are not fit to wield it. 1494 01:12:01,167 --> 01:12:02,401 More fit than you. 1495 01:12:02,537 --> 01:12:03,931 You had him in your hands, yet did nothing. 1496 01:12:04,066 --> 01:12:07,471 Our sole purpose is to avenge our father, 1497 01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:09,871 but everyone here has become weak. 1498 01:12:10,738 --> 01:12:13,105 Ladon, world-eater, 1499 01:12:13,806 --> 01:12:16,310 rise from the pit! 1500 01:12:16,445 --> 01:12:18,649 [clanking] 1501 01:12:20,714 --> 01:12:22,884 [Ladon roars] 1502 01:12:25,192 --> 01:12:26,859 [Shazam] Go, go, go! 1503 01:12:26,994 --> 01:12:28,194 [superhero Darla] Captain Everypower! Where's he going? 1504 01:12:28,329 --> 01:12:29,527 [Super Hero Eugene] What the... 1505 01:12:29,662 --> 01:12:31,563 -[superhero Mary screams] -[Ladon roars] 1506 01:12:33,396 --> 01:12:35,435 [all screaming] 1507 01:12:37,872 --> 01:12:38,970 [roars] 1508 01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:41,669 [snoring] 1509 01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:44,004 [superheroes chattering faintly] 1510 01:12:45,244 --> 01:12:46,446 [Rosa] Victor? 1511 01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:48,279 Victor, wake up. 1512 01:12:48,414 --> 01:12:51,511 Hello. Oh, God, woman. What? 1513 01:12:51,646 --> 01:12:53,047 Dad. We gotta go! 1514 01:12:53,182 --> 01:12:55,148 -We gotta get out of here. -We have to go right now! 1515 01:12:55,284 --> 01:12:57,381 This is funny, right? I know what this looks like. 1516 01:12:57,517 --> 01:12:59,388 That's not true. I have no idea what this looks like. 1517 01:12:59,523 --> 01:13:01,193 Just don't freak out. 1518 01:13:01,328 --> 01:13:02,589 [Victor and Rosa screaming] 1519 01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:04,926 [all speaking at once] 1520 01:13:06,194 --> 01:13:07,763 I said don't freak out! Look at me, it's Billy. 1521 01:13:07,899 --> 01:13:09,533 Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene, 1522 01:13:09,669 --> 01:13:10,831 -and that's Freddy... -It's me. 1523 01:13:10,967 --> 01:13:12,063 That's Darla and that's Mary, obvi, 1524 01:13:12,198 --> 01:13:13,906 and then Pedro, just normal Pedro. 1525 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,706 [Shazam panting] 1526 01:13:15,841 --> 01:13:16,868 Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay? 1527 01:13:17,004 --> 01:13:19,104 We have to tell 'em the truth. 1528 01:13:19,239 --> 01:13:21,673 -[all] We're superheroes. -I'm gay. 1529 01:13:21,809 --> 01:13:23,043 Yeah, we know, bud. 1530 01:13:24,219 --> 01:13:25,716 -You knew? -Yeah. 1531 01:13:26,582 --> 01:13:28,651 -Yeah. -Oh. 1532 01:13:28,787 --> 01:13:30,556 -I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard. 1533 01:13:30,691 --> 01:13:32,053 He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." 1534 01:13:32,188 --> 01:13:33,856 Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. 1535 01:13:33,991 --> 01:13:35,126 [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. 1536 01:13:35,261 --> 01:13:36,589 This is so weird. 1537 01:13:36,724 --> 01:13:37,858 [Shazam] Yep, yep. 1538 01:13:37,994 --> 01:13:40,361 You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? 1539 01:13:40,497 --> 01:13:43,869 Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname 1540 01:13:44,004 --> 01:13:45,932 but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? 1541 01:13:46,067 --> 01:13:48,266 We have to go. The dragon is here! 1542 01:13:49,075 --> 01:13:50,507 Dragon? 1543 01:13:50,642 --> 01:13:52,842 -[all screaming] -[Ladon roars] 1544 01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:56,549 [Victor whimpers] 1545 01:13:58,318 --> 01:14:00,278 [ominous music playing] 1546 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:02,654 [roaring] 1547 01:14:27,376 --> 01:14:28,980 -[Super Hero Eugene] You okay? -[breathing heavily] 1548 01:14:29,115 --> 01:14:30,110 Okay. 1549 01:14:31,113 --> 01:14:32,715 I know this is a lot to take in, 1550 01:14:32,851 --> 01:14:34,714 but I promise to explain it all later. 1551 01:14:34,849 --> 01:14:36,382 [Victor] Explain what? 1552 01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:38,252 That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods 1553 01:14:38,388 --> 01:14:39,887 that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought? 1554 01:14:40,023 --> 01:14:42,290 -Yeah. -Wait, you bought the house? 1555 01:14:42,425 --> 01:14:43,661 Yeah. 1556 01:14:43,797 --> 01:14:45,862 -[rumbling] -[superhero Freddy gasps] 1557 01:14:46,561 --> 01:14:47,765 [roars] 1558 01:14:50,664 --> 01:14:52,070 Run! Go! 1559 01:14:52,205 --> 01:14:54,200 [all screaming] 1560 01:14:56,406 --> 01:14:57,610 [roars] 1561 01:14:59,072 --> 01:15:01,911 -[both grunting] -Oh, no. 1562 01:15:02,546 --> 01:15:04,347 [Ladon roars] 1563 01:15:04,482 --> 01:15:05,583 [Pedro] Get down. 1564 01:15:05,718 --> 01:15:07,279 [superhero Freddy] Okay, that's it! 1565 01:15:08,356 --> 01:15:11,918 [screams, grunting] Again? 1566 01:15:12,053 --> 01:15:14,154 -[roars] -[Shazam] Freddy! 1567 01:15:17,358 --> 01:15:19,731 Hey, hey! This is what you want, right? 1568 01:15:25,272 --> 01:15:26,870 [Ladon growls] 1569 01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:35,208 Come on, we're good. 1570 01:15:35,343 --> 01:15:36,676 We're safe right now. Let's go. Let's go. 1571 01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:39,014 [dramatic music playing] 1572 01:15:43,784 --> 01:15:45,988 [grunting] 1573 01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:53,094 [roars] 1574 01:15:53,695 --> 01:15:55,866 [screaming] 1575 01:16:00,702 --> 01:16:02,370 [screaming] 1576 01:16:02,505 --> 01:16:03,709 Mary! 1577 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:06,441 -No. -[gasping] 1578 01:16:06,576 --> 01:16:08,780 [Mary screaming] 1579 01:16:45,682 --> 01:16:48,083 Hey. Are you okay? 1580 01:16:48,651 --> 01:16:49,854 You okay? 1581 01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:52,252 All right. 1582 01:16:53,956 --> 01:16:55,926 Now, where is this dragon? 1583 01:17:04,303 --> 01:17:05,397 [roars] 1584 01:17:09,972 --> 01:17:12,173 [foreboding music playing] 1585 01:17:22,985 --> 01:17:25,318 Fitting place for a garden. 1586 01:17:27,161 --> 01:17:29,157 [growls] 1587 01:17:41,671 --> 01:17:43,875 [rumbling] 1588 01:17:47,381 --> 01:17:48,979 [Ladon growls] 1589 01:17:52,615 --> 01:17:55,150 [roars] 1590 01:18:22,077 --> 01:18:23,882 [woman screaming faintly] 1591 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:27,985 -[man and woman screaming] -[grunts] 1592 01:18:30,182 --> 01:18:32,324 [tires screeching] 1593 01:18:32,459 --> 01:18:34,453 [people screaming] 1594 01:18:39,894 --> 01:18:42,098 [whimpering] 1595 01:18:44,835 --> 01:18:47,037 [breathing shakily] 1596 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,844 [ominous music playing] 1597 01:19:17,998 --> 01:19:20,202 [rumbling] 1598 01:19:45,629 --> 01:19:46,695 [roars] 1599 01:19:46,830 --> 01:19:48,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1600 01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:50,463 [people shouting] 1601 01:19:52,606 --> 01:19:54,599 [tense music playing] 1602 01:19:57,708 --> 01:19:59,604 [screeching] 1603 01:20:00,845 --> 01:20:02,277 Go! Let's go, let's go! 1604 01:20:04,715 --> 01:20:06,477 [whimpers] 1605 01:20:06,613 --> 01:20:09,922 Oh, God, I'm slipping! Slipping! 1606 01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:14,058 -[people chattering] -My shoe! 1607 01:20:15,956 --> 01:20:17,160 [roars] 1608 01:20:21,134 --> 01:20:23,496 -[creature grunting] -[officer screams] 1609 01:20:24,063 --> 01:20:25,569 [roars] 1610 01:20:25,704 --> 01:20:27,907 [tires screeching] 1611 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,974 Holy moly. 1612 01:20:35,109 --> 01:20:37,945 [people screaming] 1613 01:20:38,081 --> 01:20:40,282 [foreboding music playing] 1614 01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:51,326 [creatures roaring, screeching] 1615 01:20:54,698 --> 01:20:57,234 You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon, 1616 01:20:57,369 --> 01:21:00,203 but it is the least of our problems right now. 1617 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,741 Your world will not survive this. 1618 01:21:04,876 --> 01:21:05,972 Yeah, no shit, Merlin! 1619 01:21:06,108 --> 01:21:07,342 [Anthea] He's right. 1620 01:21:08,481 --> 01:21:09,675 Anne! 1621 01:21:09,810 --> 01:21:12,611 -Are you okay? Are you hurt? -I'm okay, I'm fine. 1622 01:21:13,821 --> 01:21:15,449 In the God Realm, this tree... 1623 01:21:16,316 --> 01:21:18,621 is a thing of beauty. 1624 01:21:18,756 --> 01:21:20,222 Of peace. 1625 01:21:20,358 --> 01:21:22,623 It was not meant for the soil of this realm 1626 01:21:22,759 --> 01:21:24,997 and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it. 1627 01:21:25,132 --> 01:21:27,094 Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you... 1628 01:21:27,229 --> 01:21:29,230 I must try to sway Hespera. 1629 01:21:29,366 --> 01:21:31,266 Only she can subdue our sister. 1630 01:21:31,401 --> 01:21:33,538 I will give it my all, or die trying. 1631 01:21:33,674 --> 01:21:34,974 Die? No, I'm pretty sure 1632 01:21:35,109 --> 01:21:36,403 we can come up with an alternative to dying. 1633 01:21:36,539 --> 01:21:39,071 My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be. 1634 01:21:39,207 --> 01:21:40,607 I've lived a long life. 1635 01:21:40,742 --> 01:21:42,312 What are you talking about, "Lived a long life?" 1636 01:21:42,447 --> 01:21:43,340 We're the same age. You're young. We're young. 1637 01:21:43,476 --> 01:21:45,210 I'm over 6,000 years old. 1638 01:21:45,346 --> 01:21:47,118 -Oh? -[chuckles] 1639 01:21:48,522 --> 01:21:49,516 You look great. 1640 01:21:49,984 --> 01:21:51,188 Oh. 1641 01:21:56,226 --> 01:21:57,923 Suddenly seems inappropriate. 1642 01:21:58,058 --> 01:21:59,262 Yeah. 1643 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,236 We can't let her die. She called me sweet! 1644 01:22:09,372 --> 01:22:11,241 We have to figure something out. 1645 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,240 Take my powers back. 1646 01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:14,778 -No, Billy! -No, no, no. 1647 01:22:14,914 --> 01:22:16,380 Hey, take my powers back. 1648 01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:17,641 You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right? 1649 01:22:17,777 --> 01:22:19,984 I am no longer the champion. You are! 1650 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,147 You think I know how to fix this, dude, 1651 01:22:21,283 --> 01:22:22,749 but I really don't, okay? 1652 01:22:22,884 --> 01:22:25,223 I, I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were. 1653 01:22:25,358 --> 01:22:26,925 I had to Google them. But you know who they are, 1654 01:22:27,061 --> 01:22:28,659 which means you know what to do. 1655 01:22:28,795 --> 01:22:30,489 And you were right. 1656 01:22:30,624 --> 01:22:32,693 You picked the wrong champion, man. 1657 01:22:32,829 --> 01:22:34,593 I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right? 1658 01:22:34,729 --> 01:22:37,267 Because without my family, I'm nothing. 1659 01:22:40,207 --> 01:22:42,540 And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doin'. 1660 01:22:42,675 --> 01:22:43,534 [wizard] No. 1661 01:22:43,670 --> 01:22:45,137 You don't have a shred of wisdom 1662 01:22:45,273 --> 01:22:47,079 in that brain of yours. 1663 01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:50,411 But your heart is wise. 1664 01:22:50,547 --> 01:22:53,812 And it knows exactly what must be done. 1665 01:22:53,948 --> 01:22:57,815 I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion 1666 01:22:59,425 --> 01:23:01,254 and no one was worthy of what I once shared 1667 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,687 with my brothers and sisters. 1668 01:23:03,823 --> 01:23:05,823 But when you shared your powers, 1669 01:23:07,163 --> 01:23:08,395 you did not hesitate. 1670 01:23:08,531 --> 01:23:10,899 For you, everyone can be worthy 1671 01:23:11,034 --> 01:23:12,364 if given a chance. 1672 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,904 Now, go fight for your family. 1673 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,108 Go fight for the world. 1674 01:23:18,244 --> 01:23:20,640 I chose right when I chose you. 1675 01:23:24,277 --> 01:23:25,412 [Freddy] Billy? 1676 01:23:25,548 --> 01:23:27,144 Billy, what are we gonna do, man? 1677 01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:30,350 Same thing we always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world. 1678 01:23:30,486 --> 01:23:32,157 Now, I'm gonna go get that staff 1679 01:23:32,292 --> 01:23:33,854 and I need you to lure these things away 1680 01:23:33,989 --> 01:23:36,654 from the stadium while I deal with the dragon, all right? 1681 01:23:36,790 --> 01:23:38,524 Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. 1682 01:23:38,659 --> 01:23:40,929 Can I just see you, before you go? 1683 01:23:41,064 --> 01:23:42,963 Not this version. 1684 01:23:43,098 --> 01:23:44,899 You... You. 1685 01:23:45,034 --> 01:23:46,336 My Billy. 1686 01:23:47,170 --> 01:23:49,372 [gentle music playing] 1687 01:23:52,205 --> 01:23:53,205 Shazam! 1688 01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:55,072 [lightning cracks] 1689 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:58,216 Is that why the house keeps getting struck by lightning? 1690 01:24:01,522 --> 01:24:02,517 Hey. 1691 01:24:09,423 --> 01:24:11,260 I promise after this 1692 01:24:11,396 --> 01:24:13,429 if I don't get eaten by a dragon, 1693 01:24:14,696 --> 01:24:16,393 I'm not gonna force you to keep me. 1694 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,836 -Okay? -What? 1695 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:20,766 I know I age out soon. 1696 01:24:21,971 --> 01:24:23,404 Billy. 1697 01:24:23,540 --> 01:24:27,772 My wonderful, kind, brave, son. 1698 01:24:27,907 --> 01:24:29,610 You will never age out of your home. 1699 01:24:31,343 --> 01:24:32,646 Never. 1700 01:24:36,988 --> 01:24:38,817 Now, do me a favor 1701 01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:41,385 and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 1702 01:24:41,521 --> 01:24:44,295 go kick their ass, okay? 1703 01:24:45,325 --> 01:24:46,561 I love you, Mom. 1704 01:24:48,063 --> 01:24:49,267 Me too. 1705 01:24:50,797 --> 01:24:53,172 -Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 1706 01:24:54,369 --> 01:24:56,571 [dramatic music playing] 1707 01:24:57,971 --> 01:25:00,406 That's gonna take some getting used to. 1708 01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:02,307 Everybody to the battle wagon! 1709 01:25:02,442 --> 01:25:03,875 The battle wagon? 1710 01:25:05,077 --> 01:25:06,845 Trying to get into the spirit of things. 1711 01:25:10,823 --> 01:25:12,151 [engine starts] 1712 01:25:12,286 --> 01:25:15,524 [growling] 1713 01:25:24,229 --> 01:25:26,869 Don't you see what you're doing to these people? 1714 01:25:27,004 --> 01:25:28,207 [Kalypso] I do. 1715 01:25:29,008 --> 01:25:30,469 And what I see is just. 1716 01:25:30,604 --> 01:25:31,802 Hespera, look at this tree. 1717 01:25:31,938 --> 01:25:34,542 It is blighted. It is unnatural here. 1718 01:25:34,677 --> 01:25:36,473 We made a vow to restore our realm, 1719 01:25:36,609 --> 01:25:38,042 not destroy another. 1720 01:25:38,178 --> 01:25:40,116 [Kalypso] A god has answered their prayers at last. 1721 01:25:40,252 --> 01:25:42,382 They did not know their place, 1722 01:25:42,517 --> 01:25:43,849 so I am showing it to them. 1723 01:25:43,984 --> 01:25:47,553 Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades. 1724 01:25:47,688 --> 01:25:49,824 No. I'm putting an end to this. 1725 01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:50,955 [grunts] 1726 01:25:54,431 --> 01:25:56,697 -[growls] -[groaning] 1727 01:25:57,731 --> 01:26:00,272 -[roars] -Hespera. [pants] 1728 01:26:05,943 --> 01:26:07,246 No! 1729 01:26:08,176 --> 01:26:09,579 Hespera. 1730 01:26:09,714 --> 01:26:13,448 If your emotions rest with the humans so, Anne, 1731 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:16,255 then perhaps you should be human. 1732 01:26:25,095 --> 01:26:26,694 [panting] 1733 01:26:28,461 --> 01:26:30,401 [rumbling] 1734 01:26:33,674 --> 01:26:34,399 [gasps] 1735 01:26:34,535 --> 01:26:36,737 [dramatic music playing] 1736 01:26:41,276 --> 01:26:43,480 [grunting] 1737 01:26:54,455 --> 01:26:56,427 [powers trilling] 1738 01:27:04,202 --> 01:27:06,404 [creatures screeching] 1739 01:27:07,236 --> 01:27:08,468 [creature roars] 1740 01:27:08,603 --> 01:27:10,804 [people shouting, screaming] 1741 01:27:12,211 --> 01:27:14,408 Help, somebody! [screams] 1742 01:27:14,543 --> 01:27:15,912 -[roars] -Somebody help! 1743 01:27:16,048 --> 01:27:17,316 Somebody help! 1744 01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:20,011 -[all screaming] -[roars] 1745 01:27:27,290 --> 01:27:28,988 [tires screeching] 1746 01:27:29,123 --> 01:27:30,787 Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs 1747 01:27:30,923 --> 01:27:32,364 I can run over with this van. 1748 01:27:32,865 --> 01:27:33,860 [gasps] 1749 01:27:36,870 --> 01:27:37,864 Hey, Steve. 1750 01:27:39,436 --> 01:27:41,032 What are monsters afraid of? 1751 01:27:44,638 --> 01:27:45,908 "The king of beasts." 1752 01:27:46,043 --> 01:27:47,042 Lions? 1753 01:27:47,177 --> 01:27:48,176 Unicorns. 1754 01:27:48,312 --> 01:27:50,248 Really? I love unicorns. 1755 01:27:50,383 --> 01:27:52,281 Yet, the unicorn does not love you. 1756 01:27:52,416 --> 01:27:54,316 Guys, unicorns don't exist. 1757 01:27:54,452 --> 01:27:56,250 -What? -[creature roaring] 1758 01:27:56,385 --> 01:27:58,223 [people screaming] 1759 01:27:58,359 --> 01:28:00,753 -[Freddy] Oh, my... -Ah! [pants] 1760 01:28:00,889 --> 01:28:02,694 I guess maybe it's not so crazy. 1761 01:28:02,830 --> 01:28:05,930 The unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its realm. 1762 01:28:06,066 --> 01:28:07,157 Ruthless and cruel, 1763 01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:08,593 not like the ponies from your storybooks. 1764 01:28:08,728 --> 01:28:10,235 They loathe humanity. 1765 01:28:10,371 --> 01:28:12,030 Is there anything they do like? 1766 01:28:13,404 --> 01:28:15,440 "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"? 1767 01:28:15,575 --> 01:28:16,902 Ambrosia. It's like the nectar of the gods. 1768 01:28:17,038 --> 01:28:18,909 It's supposed to be sweet, like honey. 1769 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:20,143 I have an idea. 1770 01:28:20,278 --> 01:28:21,778 Go, go! Quick, quick. 1771 01:28:21,914 --> 01:28:24,812 Guys, get as many of these people to safety as you can. 1772 01:28:25,379 --> 01:28:26,681 Kids? 1773 01:28:26,817 --> 01:28:29,014 -[people screaming] -[creature growls] 1774 01:28:30,489 --> 01:28:32,754 -Let's go. -Come on, let's go! 1775 01:28:33,486 --> 01:28:34,926 Wizard? 1776 01:28:35,062 --> 01:28:36,087 I'm going with them. 1777 01:28:36,964 --> 01:28:37,957 [Rosa] Freddy? 1778 01:28:40,229 --> 01:28:41,433 Anne? 1779 01:28:42,902 --> 01:28:43,966 Anne! 1780 01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:45,096 Anne! 1781 01:28:47,805 --> 01:28:50,667 I am not entirely sure how to parent, here. 1782 01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:53,005 [ominous music playing] 1783 01:28:58,547 --> 01:29:00,346 [Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi! 1784 01:29:00,481 --> 01:29:01,948 [Shazam grunts] 1785 01:29:02,548 --> 01:29:03,752 [roars] 1786 01:29:10,963 --> 01:29:12,530 [roars] 1787 01:29:13,599 --> 01:29:16,265 Whoo! That was really satisfying. 1788 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:17,601 How was that for you? 1789 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,769 [Shazam screams] 1790 01:29:21,905 --> 01:29:23,501 -[car alarm blares] -[Shazam grunting] 1791 01:29:23,636 --> 01:29:25,477 [car horn honks] 1792 01:29:33,085 --> 01:29:34,550 [gasping] 1793 01:29:34,686 --> 01:29:36,384 -[man 1] Yeah. -[people cheering] 1794 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,553 We love you, Thundercrack. 1795 01:29:38,689 --> 01:29:39,985 You're the best, Captain Marvel. 1796 01:29:40,121 --> 01:29:42,825 -Yeah, go, High Voltage! -Oh, wassup, bro? 1797 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:44,991 It's Maximum Voltage actually, amongst other names. 1798 01:29:45,126 --> 01:29:47,061 We're still kinda workshopping it, so... 1799 01:29:47,197 --> 01:29:48,192 [growls] 1800 01:29:52,631 --> 01:29:53,866 [roars] 1801 01:29:54,002 --> 01:29:56,301 You thought you were invulnerable. 1802 01:29:56,437 --> 01:29:58,173 But, no. 1803 01:29:58,309 --> 01:29:59,770 Magical fire. 1804 01:29:59,905 --> 01:30:01,710 Magic can kill magic. 1805 01:30:01,846 --> 01:30:03,542 Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic." 1806 01:30:03,678 --> 01:30:05,011 Way ahead of you, lady. 1807 01:30:05,146 --> 01:30:06,281 I'm just trippin' out because I've never seen 1808 01:30:06,417 --> 01:30:07,583 my suit burn like this. 1809 01:30:07,719 --> 01:30:10,187 Also, nobody messes with my town! 1810 01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:11,918 Know what I'm saying? 1811 01:30:12,054 --> 01:30:14,320 [Kalypso] I defeated my traitor sister. 1812 01:30:14,455 --> 01:30:15,490 A god. 1813 01:30:15,626 --> 01:30:17,859 You think I won't destroy you? 1814 01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:21,093 [heroic music playing] 1815 01:30:31,839 --> 01:30:33,941 -[grunts] -[roars] 1816 01:30:34,707 --> 01:30:36,913 [grunting] 1817 01:30:37,049 --> 01:30:38,616 [laughs] 1818 01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:43,049 [yelling] 1819 01:30:56,064 --> 01:30:58,999 -[breathing heavily] -[crackling] 1820 01:31:04,807 --> 01:31:06,677 The staff is absorbing it all. 1821 01:31:07,344 --> 01:31:08,547 Like a battery. 1822 01:31:14,649 --> 01:31:15,950 That's right. 1823 01:31:16,451 --> 01:31:18,122 Run! 1824 01:31:18,258 --> 01:31:19,449 This is a terrible idea. 1825 01:31:19,584 --> 01:31:21,820 You don't understand the savagery, the barbarity. 1826 01:31:21,955 --> 01:31:23,155 [siren wailing in distance] 1827 01:31:25,394 --> 01:31:26,397 Oh, no. 1828 01:31:26,532 --> 01:31:28,666 [people shouting in the distance] 1829 01:31:39,939 --> 01:31:42,141 [creature skittering] 1830 01:31:47,087 --> 01:31:49,082 [rustling] 1831 01:31:55,624 --> 01:31:57,226 -Hello. -No. 1832 01:31:57,361 --> 01:31:59,356 [snorting] 1833 01:32:00,894 --> 01:32:02,260 It's okay. Come here. 1834 01:32:07,172 --> 01:32:08,173 Darla... 1835 01:32:08,308 --> 01:32:10,470 It's okay. Good girl. 1836 01:32:10,605 --> 01:32:12,574 [snorting] 1837 01:32:12,709 --> 01:32:14,976 [suspenseful music playing] 1838 01:32:18,112 --> 01:32:20,382 -Whoa, watch out! -[Eugene] Whoa! 1839 01:32:20,518 --> 01:32:22,654 -Darla! -[gasps] 1840 01:32:39,402 --> 01:32:40,397 [sniffs] 1841 01:32:44,270 --> 01:32:45,875 [whispers] Taste the rainbow. 1842 01:32:48,181 --> 01:32:49,107 Good, isn't it? 1843 01:32:49,243 --> 01:32:51,379 It's the closest to ambrosia we have. 1844 01:32:51,514 --> 01:32:53,218 [unicorn snorts] 1845 01:32:53,353 --> 01:32:55,346 [gentle music playing] 1846 01:33:16,473 --> 01:33:17,676 Good girl. 1847 01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:23,781 [roars] 1848 01:33:24,448 --> 01:33:25,684 [both] Whoa! 1849 01:33:34,792 --> 01:33:36,227 We're gonna need more Skittles. 1850 01:33:36,362 --> 01:33:38,356 [people screaming] 1851 01:33:39,726 --> 01:33:41,095 [roars] 1852 01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:45,704 [woman grunting] 1853 01:33:47,701 --> 01:33:48,905 [sniffs] 1854 01:33:50,341 --> 01:33:52,941 [growls] 1855 01:33:53,077 --> 01:33:55,305 -[sniffs] -[galloping in the distance] 1856 01:33:55,441 --> 01:33:57,848 -[creature roars] -[unicorns roar] 1857 01:33:59,417 --> 01:34:00,812 [screeches] 1858 01:34:00,947 --> 01:34:03,150 [unicorns roaring] 1859 01:34:04,557 --> 01:34:06,758 [triumphant music playing] 1860 01:34:09,154 --> 01:34:11,125 [creature grunting] 1861 01:34:13,127 --> 01:34:14,493 Taste the rainbow, motherfu... 1862 01:34:14,629 --> 01:34:16,933 [roars] 1863 01:34:33,450 --> 01:34:34,548 [grunts] 1864 01:34:34,683 --> 01:34:36,717 No, no, no. 1865 01:34:36,853 --> 01:34:38,185 Lady, lady, you can't die! 1866 01:34:38,321 --> 01:34:40,221 Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers. 1867 01:34:40,357 --> 01:34:43,690 Medical powers. No. How-to-fix-dead-people powers. 1868 01:34:43,825 --> 01:34:46,028 [breathes heavily] 1869 01:34:51,471 --> 01:34:52,868 -Clear? -[grunts] 1870 01:34:53,004 --> 01:34:55,901 Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear! 1871 01:34:56,036 --> 01:34:57,403 [Hespera] Stop! Stop! 1872 01:34:57,538 --> 01:34:59,875 Let me go to the Underworld in peace, please. 1873 01:35:00,011 --> 01:35:02,910 Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay? 1874 01:35:03,045 --> 01:35:04,276 I don't want anyone else to die. 1875 01:35:04,412 --> 01:35:05,713 Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone, 1876 01:35:05,848 --> 01:35:07,147 and we can save them. 1877 01:35:07,282 --> 01:35:08,717 This all came from the tree, right? 1878 01:35:08,853 --> 01:35:10,215 I might know a way to destroy 1879 01:35:10,351 --> 01:35:11,788 the tree and the dragon all in one. 1880 01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:15,155 Ladon's powers are too great, boy. 1881 01:35:15,291 --> 01:35:16,825 Well, not if I can overload the staff 1882 01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:19,424 -with enough lightning. -A bomb? 1883 01:35:20,459 --> 01:35:21,727 Is that enough to kill the dragon? 1884 01:35:21,862 --> 01:35:23,098 And more. 1885 01:35:24,801 --> 01:35:26,132 You would annihilate 1886 01:35:26,267 --> 01:35:29,566 everything that's inside the dome. 1887 01:35:29,701 --> 01:35:32,041 Well, then I have one more favor to ask. 1888 01:35:33,479 --> 01:35:34,571 [people shouting] 1889 01:35:34,706 --> 01:35:36,711 [officer] Let's go, let's go. Let's go. 1890 01:35:36,846 --> 01:35:37,979 There's shelter ahead. 1891 01:35:38,115 --> 01:35:40,179 There's shelter ahead. Let's go. 1892 01:35:40,315 --> 01:35:42,513 Walk, don't run. There's shelter ahead. 1893 01:35:43,182 --> 01:35:44,383 Let's go, let's go. 1894 01:35:45,890 --> 01:35:47,555 [woman] Keep going. Keep going! 1895 01:35:47,691 --> 01:35:48,885 [Freddy] Anne! 1896 01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:50,224 Anne! 1897 01:35:51,022 --> 01:35:52,960 Anne! 1898 01:35:53,095 --> 01:35:55,427 -[rumbling] -[Ladon roars] 1899 01:35:57,331 --> 01:35:59,964 -[people screaming] -[gasps] 1900 01:36:00,099 --> 01:36:01,333 [officer] Go. Run. 1901 01:36:01,469 --> 01:36:03,941 -Watch that rear. -[breathing heavily] 1902 01:36:05,576 --> 01:36:07,109 [roaring] 1903 01:36:09,447 --> 01:36:10,578 [grunts] 1904 01:36:10,713 --> 01:36:12,950 [roaring] 1905 01:36:16,422 --> 01:36:17,955 Go, go, go! 1906 01:36:21,592 --> 01:36:23,988 [roaring] 1907 01:36:24,124 --> 01:36:25,793 [breathing heavily] 1908 01:36:25,928 --> 01:36:27,195 [officer 2] Back away! 1909 01:36:27,330 --> 01:36:30,000 -[growling] -[officer 3] Run, run, run! 1910 01:36:33,506 --> 01:36:35,500 [people screaming] 1911 01:36:36,441 --> 01:36:38,140 [roars] 1912 01:36:38,641 --> 01:36:39,870 Anne! 1913 01:36:40,005 --> 01:36:41,308 Ladon, 1914 01:36:42,009 --> 01:36:43,376 kill the traitor. 1915 01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,052 [people screaming] 1916 01:36:51,758 --> 01:36:54,589 [grunting, breathing heavily] 1917 01:36:54,724 --> 01:36:57,588 [roaring] 1918 01:37:00,499 --> 01:37:02,131 [grunting] 1919 01:37:16,108 --> 01:37:17,445 Impossible. 1920 01:37:17,581 --> 01:37:19,049 Bow him! 1921 01:37:20,552 --> 01:37:22,613 [grunting] 1922 01:37:24,984 --> 01:37:26,118 [yells] 1923 01:37:26,253 --> 01:37:28,454 [Anthea and Freddy grunting] 1924 01:37:32,864 --> 01:37:35,261 I lost it. Freddy, I can't. 1925 01:37:35,397 --> 01:37:37,098 What is a god without her power? 1926 01:37:37,233 --> 01:37:39,467 The most powerful thing about you 1927 01:37:39,603 --> 01:37:40,702 is you. 1928 01:37:40,838 --> 01:37:42,204 You taught me that. 1929 01:37:47,140 --> 01:37:49,343 [both yelling] 1930 01:37:50,516 --> 01:37:52,010 Kill them! 1931 01:37:52,146 --> 01:37:55,481 [yelling continues] 1932 01:37:58,956 --> 01:38:00,556 [Anthea breathing shakily] 1933 01:38:00,691 --> 01:38:04,362 [roaring] 1934 01:38:04,497 --> 01:38:05,491 [roaring stops] 1935 01:38:06,797 --> 01:38:09,292 [both panting] 1936 01:38:09,428 --> 01:38:11,431 [Shazam] Boom! [chuckles] 1937 01:38:11,567 --> 01:38:14,302 That must be super disappointing as a dragon. 1938 01:38:16,875 --> 01:38:18,107 Assuming that you are one. 1939 01:38:18,243 --> 01:38:19,671 I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire, 1940 01:38:19,807 --> 01:38:21,805 but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex 1941 01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:24,543 and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest. 1942 01:38:25,817 --> 01:38:27,051 Freddy, Anthea, don't! 1943 01:38:30,156 --> 01:38:32,149 -[Shazam chuckles] -Ah, made you look! 1944 01:38:32,285 --> 01:38:33,685 Oh, lady, that's twice. 1945 01:38:33,820 --> 01:38:36,021 And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time. 1946 01:38:36,156 --> 01:38:37,356 [Shazam chuckles] 1947 01:38:37,492 --> 01:38:40,031 You want the staff? Come get it. 1948 01:38:47,607 --> 01:38:49,370 [Ladon roars] 1949 01:38:58,815 --> 01:39:00,678 [panting] 1950 01:39:03,819 --> 01:39:05,023 [grunts] 1951 01:39:14,667 --> 01:39:16,159 Now, Hespera. 1952 01:39:16,295 --> 01:39:18,634 [Ladon roars] 1953 01:39:18,770 --> 01:39:20,137 Now, Hespera. 1954 01:39:23,136 --> 01:39:24,702 Now. Now. 1955 01:39:25,842 --> 01:39:28,042 [Ladon growling] 1956 01:39:28,177 --> 01:39:32,182 [suspenseful music playing] 1957 01:39:32,980 --> 01:39:35,185 [groans] 1958 01:39:36,788 --> 01:39:38,082 [powers resonate] 1959 01:39:38,217 --> 01:39:40,091 [speaking Greek] 1960 01:39:40,890 --> 01:39:43,094 [rumbling] 1961 01:39:44,957 --> 01:39:47,362 -[magic resonating] -[dramatic music playing] 1962 01:39:58,941 --> 01:40:01,574 [engine revving] 1963 01:40:03,847 --> 01:40:04,841 [tires screech] 1964 01:40:08,884 --> 01:40:10,088 [grunts] 1965 01:40:25,297 --> 01:40:26,766 [in English] No. 1966 01:40:26,902 --> 01:40:28,535 No! No! 1967 01:40:45,987 --> 01:40:48,192 [growls] 1968 01:40:52,357 --> 01:40:53,798 Remove the dome. 1969 01:40:53,933 --> 01:40:56,134 As long as I still breathe, 1970 01:40:56,902 --> 01:40:59,236 the dome still stands. 1971 01:40:59,371 --> 01:41:03,405 Till I see you on the other side, sister. 1972 01:41:05,105 --> 01:41:07,310 [roars] 1973 01:41:23,158 --> 01:41:25,361 [car horn honking] 1974 01:41:27,592 --> 01:41:29,596 [horn continues honking] 1975 01:41:37,908 --> 01:41:39,903 [tires screech] 1976 01:41:42,178 --> 01:41:44,347 [people chattering] 1977 01:41:46,949 --> 01:41:48,284 Billy! 1978 01:41:48,419 --> 01:41:50,081 -Get out of there. -[Shazam] I can't. 1979 01:41:50,216 --> 01:41:51,218 Billy. 1980 01:41:51,353 --> 01:41:53,224 [Shazam] I have to do this. 1981 01:41:55,228 --> 01:41:56,390 [Freddy] Billy, what are you doing? 1982 01:41:56,526 --> 01:41:57,859 You're not supposed to be in there. 1983 01:41:57,994 --> 01:42:00,892 Yeah, I am. 1984 01:42:01,028 --> 01:42:02,825 I used to think that I couldn't do anything right, 1985 01:42:02,961 --> 01:42:04,961 that I didn't deserve my powers, 1986 01:42:06,404 --> 01:42:08,230 but there's something that I can do. 1987 01:42:08,366 --> 01:42:09,570 No. 1988 01:42:10,371 --> 01:42:11,974 I can save all of you. 1989 01:42:12,109 --> 01:42:13,644 But it's all or none! 1990 01:42:13,780 --> 01:42:15,139 [Shazam] Yeah. 1991 01:42:15,274 --> 01:42:17,248 All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt. 1992 01:42:20,145 --> 01:42:22,848 Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that. 1993 01:42:22,984 --> 01:42:25,086 Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me. 1994 01:42:25,222 --> 01:42:27,083 My mom, my dad, everyone. 1995 01:42:28,119 --> 01:42:30,094 So when I found you guys, I had to hang on 1996 01:42:30,229 --> 01:42:31,495 and I've been hanging on too tight. 1997 01:42:31,631 --> 01:42:32,692 No. 1998 01:42:32,827 --> 01:42:34,529 I should have let you do your own thing. 1999 01:42:36,234 --> 01:42:38,130 Now it's time for you to fly. 2000 01:42:38,265 --> 01:42:39,468 What about you? 2001 01:42:44,308 --> 01:42:46,042 I'm Captain Everypower Junior. 2002 01:42:46,177 --> 01:42:48,306 [chuckles softly, sniffles] 2003 01:42:48,442 --> 01:42:50,006 Don't you forget it. 2004 01:42:52,381 --> 01:42:54,582 [intriguing music playing] 2005 01:43:04,061 --> 01:43:06,264 [music swells] 2006 01:43:36,390 --> 01:43:38,593 [Ladon roars] 2007 01:43:42,593 --> 01:43:44,295 We end this now. 2008 01:43:44,430 --> 01:43:46,931 Yeah. We do. 2009 01:43:48,633 --> 01:43:49,835 [Shazam grunting] 2010 01:43:57,916 --> 01:43:59,515 Come on, Billy. 2011 01:44:06,058 --> 01:44:07,952 [lightning crackling] 2012 01:44:13,458 --> 01:44:14,893 [roars] 2013 01:44:27,344 --> 01:44:28,507 He's got this. We got this. 2014 01:44:28,643 --> 01:44:30,681 He's got this. He's got this. 2015 01:44:30,816 --> 01:44:31,877 Billy. 2016 01:44:33,511 --> 01:44:34,715 [grunts] 2017 01:44:36,184 --> 01:44:37,247 Fly. 2018 01:44:37,383 --> 01:44:39,049 [roars] 2019 01:44:43,423 --> 01:44:45,924 [grunting] 2020 01:44:49,934 --> 01:44:51,598 Billy. 2021 01:44:51,734 --> 01:44:53,332 Come on, baby. Come on, let's go! 2022 01:44:53,468 --> 01:44:55,069 [people chattering] 2023 01:44:55,204 --> 01:44:57,672 [grunting] 2024 01:45:00,707 --> 01:45:02,743 -[Ladon roars] -No! 2025 01:45:09,716 --> 01:45:12,852 -[roars] -[screaming] 2026 01:45:15,687 --> 01:45:17,626 [Ladon groans] 2027 01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:32,674 [roaring] 2028 01:45:36,674 --> 01:45:38,042 [Shazam grunts] 2029 01:45:41,746 --> 01:45:42,948 [Shazam exclaims] 2030 01:45:45,550 --> 01:45:46,754 Whoa! 2031 01:45:49,488 --> 01:45:50,692 Ah. 2032 01:45:56,166 --> 01:45:58,161 [Ladon roaring] 2033 01:46:00,671 --> 01:46:02,869 [dramatic emotional music playing] 2034 01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:13,979 [Ladon roaring] 2035 01:46:18,616 --> 01:46:20,183 [roars] 2036 01:46:27,295 --> 01:46:28,499 [grunts] 2037 01:46:50,056 --> 01:46:51,049 [Ladon growls] 2038 01:46:53,354 --> 01:46:56,021 Shazam! 2039 01:47:00,659 --> 01:47:02,428 [all whimpering] 2040 01:47:02,563 --> 01:47:05,001 [people clamoring] 2041 01:47:05,136 --> 01:47:07,131 [magic whirring] 2042 01:47:12,571 --> 01:47:13,775 Billy. 2043 01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:17,079 A true god, 2044 01:47:17,214 --> 01:47:18,942 after all. 2045 01:47:19,078 --> 01:47:21,277 [gentle emotional music playing] 2046 01:47:27,291 --> 01:47:28,724 [magic resonating] 2047 01:47:48,808 --> 01:47:50,009 [creature screeches] 2048 01:47:52,551 --> 01:47:54,750 -[growls] -[creatures screeching] 2049 01:48:01,986 --> 01:48:04,188 [all grunting, groaning] 2050 01:48:11,433 --> 01:48:12,801 He did it. 2051 01:48:20,442 --> 01:48:21,645 We must go. 2052 01:48:29,021 --> 01:48:30,016 Billy? 2053 01:48:30,517 --> 01:48:31,688 Billy? 2054 01:48:32,817 --> 01:48:34,020 [Freddy] Billy! 2055 01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:36,957 Billy! 2056 01:48:38,122 --> 01:48:40,624 Billy. Where are you? [sobs] 2057 01:48:40,759 --> 01:48:42,028 [Victor] Billy! 2058 01:48:43,795 --> 01:48:44,998 [Freddy] Billy? 2059 01:48:48,768 --> 01:48:51,070 Billy! Billy. 2060 01:48:53,540 --> 01:48:54,571 Billy! 2061 01:48:54,706 --> 01:48:55,910 Billy! 2062 01:48:56,741 --> 01:48:57,841 Billy! 2063 01:48:57,977 --> 01:48:59,617 Dude, wake up. You did it. 2064 01:49:02,017 --> 01:49:03,751 Okay. You're supposed to wake up. 2065 01:49:03,887 --> 01:49:04,816 It's the part where you wake up 2066 01:49:04,951 --> 01:49:06,483 and open your eyes and laugh 2067 01:49:06,619 --> 01:49:10,089 and you're supposed to say you got me, 'cause you got me. 2068 01:49:11,396 --> 01:49:12,993 Dude. Joke's over, man. 2069 01:49:13,593 --> 01:49:14,863 Billy! 2070 01:49:16,830 --> 01:49:19,131 Billy. Billy, come on. 2071 01:49:21,535 --> 01:49:22,698 Freddy. 2072 01:49:22,833 --> 01:49:24,037 [sobs] 2073 01:49:26,178 --> 01:49:27,645 What did you do? 2074 01:49:29,676 --> 01:49:30,678 Wake up, Billy. 2075 01:49:30,813 --> 01:49:32,815 -[Victor] Billy? -He's over here! 2076 01:49:35,681 --> 01:49:36,885 Billy. 2077 01:49:38,324 --> 01:49:40,658 [sobs] You asshole! 2078 01:49:41,790 --> 01:49:44,156 We're a team! We're a team! 2079 01:49:45,296 --> 01:49:46,290 Oh, Billy. 2080 01:49:47,561 --> 01:49:48,791 Billy. 2081 01:49:48,926 --> 01:49:50,960 Oh, my baby. No. 2082 01:49:51,095 --> 01:49:53,297 [solemn music playing] 2083 01:49:55,737 --> 01:49:57,400 [Anthea] He was a hero. 2084 01:49:58,905 --> 01:50:01,173 He was a hero and a god. 2085 01:50:01,308 --> 01:50:03,813 And he should be laid to rest like one. 2086 01:50:08,187 --> 01:50:09,350 Hey, pal. 2087 01:50:09,485 --> 01:50:11,418 [Freddy crying] 2088 01:50:11,553 --> 01:50:12,987 [Rosa sobs] 2089 01:50:28,605 --> 01:50:30,774 [gentle music playing] 2090 01:51:17,623 --> 01:51:19,383 Will this land ever come back? 2091 01:51:20,285 --> 01:51:22,925 The staff is drained of magic. 2092 01:51:23,060 --> 01:51:26,159 Only the spark of a god can restore its power 2093 01:51:27,027 --> 01:51:28,799 and there are no gods left. 2094 01:51:30,029 --> 01:51:31,494 [woman] There is one. 2095 01:51:33,167 --> 01:51:36,202 [ancient lamentation music playing] 2096 01:51:41,139 --> 01:51:42,879 [dramatic music playing] 2097 01:51:46,847 --> 01:51:48,885 [gasps, chuckles] 2098 01:51:50,222 --> 01:51:51,217 What? 2099 01:52:04,963 --> 01:52:06,097 [crackles] 2100 01:52:06,233 --> 01:52:08,432 -[grunts] -[magic resonates] 2101 01:52:09,638 --> 01:52:11,506 [panting] 2102 01:52:11,642 --> 01:52:13,844 [pleasant music playing] 2103 01:52:18,383 --> 01:52:20,846 [Darla chuckles] 2104 01:52:20,981 --> 01:52:22,479 [Mary and Pedro gasp] 2105 01:52:28,085 --> 01:52:29,585 [chuckles] Whoa. 2106 01:52:48,711 --> 01:52:49,643 [Freddy] Whoa. 2107 01:52:49,779 --> 01:52:51,981 [powers resonating] 2108 01:52:53,210 --> 01:52:54,412 [Anthea chuckles] 2109 01:53:14,636 --> 01:53:15,631 [chirps] 2110 01:53:16,975 --> 01:53:18,638 -[dramatic chord plays] -[all scream] 2111 01:53:18,774 --> 01:53:19,976 It's a zombie! 2112 01:53:21,206 --> 01:53:23,276 [Shazam grunts] Guys! 2113 01:53:23,977 --> 01:53:25,381 What the hell? 2114 01:53:25,517 --> 01:53:27,144 You buried me? 2115 01:53:27,279 --> 01:53:29,715 In what, like, two minutes? 2116 01:53:29,850 --> 01:53:30,782 Oh, Billy! 2117 01:53:30,918 --> 01:53:32,518 [all whooping] 2118 01:53:32,654 --> 01:53:33,689 Hey. 2119 01:53:33,824 --> 01:53:36,256 Oh, man. I missed you guys. 2120 01:53:38,990 --> 01:53:40,656 Hi. Hey. 2121 01:53:41,565 --> 01:53:43,258 Oh, my God. Hi. 2122 01:53:43,394 --> 01:53:45,032 Why didn't anybody tell... 2123 01:53:45,167 --> 01:53:47,003 Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh... 2124 01:53:47,138 --> 01:53:50,033 I didn't see you there, I was, um, I was... 2125 01:53:50,169 --> 01:53:51,469 I was dead at the time. 2126 01:53:52,511 --> 01:53:53,603 So, you, uh... 2127 01:53:54,580 --> 01:53:56,045 you got my bird letter? 2128 01:53:57,042 --> 01:53:58,509 Oh, I, uh... 2129 01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:01,545 I think you've got something... 2130 01:54:03,355 --> 01:54:04,486 On my... 2131 01:54:04,621 --> 01:54:06,187 Where... Oh. 2132 01:54:06,754 --> 01:54:07,991 What? 2133 01:54:08,691 --> 01:54:09,659 That's a spider. 2134 01:54:09,795 --> 01:54:11,160 I'm sorry, that's disgusting. 2135 01:54:11,295 --> 01:54:13,693 Also, [chuckling] that's really embarrassing. 2136 01:54:13,828 --> 01:54:15,030 Yes, it is. 2137 01:54:15,165 --> 01:54:17,500 But it was an amazing thing you did. 2138 01:54:17,636 --> 01:54:19,265 The sacrifice you made. 2139 01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:22,266 You brought this world back to life. 2140 01:54:22,402 --> 01:54:24,641 Maybe this time, gods and humans 2141 01:54:24,776 --> 01:54:26,408 can learn to live in peace. 2142 01:54:26,543 --> 01:54:27,538 Yeah. 2143 01:54:28,880 --> 01:54:31,014 Use the power of Zeus wisely. 2144 01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:34,611 Be well, Billy Batson. 2145 01:54:36,650 --> 01:54:39,523 Hey, you know, just because your father's power 2146 01:54:39,658 --> 01:54:40,816 is surging through me, 2147 01:54:40,951 --> 01:54:43,119 that doesn't technically make us related, you know, 2148 01:54:43,255 --> 01:54:44,555 and I'm gonna be 18 2149 01:54:44,690 --> 01:54:46,389 in, like, five months, so... [clicks tongue] 2150 01:54:46,524 --> 01:54:48,625 Stick to saving the world, kid. 2151 01:54:48,761 --> 01:54:50,827 Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. 2152 01:54:50,963 --> 01:54:52,330 See ya. 2153 01:54:52,466 --> 01:54:54,163 What's with our boys and older women? 2154 01:54:54,298 --> 01:54:55,500 [exhales sharply] 2155 01:54:57,376 --> 01:54:58,906 Hey. 2156 01:54:59,041 --> 01:55:00,543 Who wants their powers back? 2157 01:55:00,678 --> 01:55:01,671 [Shazam chuckles] 2158 01:55:02,439 --> 01:55:04,308 We can do that, right? 2159 01:55:04,443 --> 01:55:05,614 -Yeah. -Yeah. Okay, good. 2160 01:55:05,749 --> 01:55:06,850 Good, good, good. 2161 01:55:06,985 --> 01:55:08,649 [Victor] I'd like our house back. 2162 01:55:08,784 --> 01:55:09,817 Can we do that? 2163 01:55:09,952 --> 01:55:11,755 [upbeat music playing] 2164 01:55:11,890 --> 01:55:13,453 -[Victor] Dinner! -Coming. 2165 01:55:13,588 --> 01:55:16,158 Aw. Thank you for respecting the cross-stitch. 2166 01:55:18,596 --> 01:55:19,590 [Rosa chuckles] 2167 01:55:20,665 --> 01:55:21,931 [Rosa] Anthea. 2168 01:55:22,067 --> 01:55:23,161 Have you decided what you're gonna do 2169 01:55:23,297 --> 01:55:25,731 about that god realm of yours? 2170 01:55:25,867 --> 01:55:28,498 Well, actually I'm gonna take some time off while it heals. 2171 01:55:28,634 --> 01:55:30,707 Spend some time with the common folk. 2172 01:55:30,842 --> 01:55:32,241 Learn some about your world, 2173 01:55:32,376 --> 01:55:34,809 about how, maybe, we can learn from each other. 2174 01:55:34,945 --> 01:55:36,374 Number one sign of wisdom: 2175 01:55:36,510 --> 01:55:38,273 Admitting there's always more to learn. 2176 01:55:38,409 --> 01:55:39,746 I'm coming around to it. 2177 01:55:39,881 --> 01:55:41,249 [doorbell rings] 2178 01:55:41,850 --> 01:55:43,185 I got it. 2179 01:55:47,492 --> 01:55:48,487 Whoa. 2180 01:55:49,121 --> 01:55:50,588 Uh, guys? 2181 01:55:51,188 --> 01:55:52,124 Guys! 2182 01:55:52,259 --> 01:55:54,493 [suspenseful music playing] 2183 01:55:59,769 --> 01:56:01,038 It's the wizard. 2184 01:56:02,435 --> 01:56:04,269 -Oh, my God! -[Rosa] No way! 2185 01:56:04,404 --> 01:56:06,039 -Yes. -Look at this guy! 2186 01:56:06,175 --> 01:56:07,370 Look at him, he's so handsome. 2187 01:56:07,506 --> 01:56:08,737 You pimpin' now, what is this? 2188 01:56:08,873 --> 01:56:10,474 -[Billy] You look amazing. -You look great! 2189 01:56:10,610 --> 01:56:12,608 Well, I was in the neighborhood 2190 01:56:12,744 --> 01:56:14,349 and, um, I just wanted to express 2191 01:56:14,484 --> 01:56:16,682 -my gratitude before I go. -[doorbell rings, pops] 2192 01:56:16,818 --> 01:56:21,122 Sorry. Doorbell's broken. Actually, everything's broken. 2193 01:56:21,257 --> 01:56:23,060 -[Freddy chuckles] -Not everything. 2194 01:56:25,724 --> 01:56:27,360 You were just in the neighborhood? 2195 01:56:27,496 --> 01:56:29,692 [chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff. 2196 01:56:29,827 --> 01:56:31,728 Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. 2197 01:56:31,863 --> 01:56:35,906 I also wanted to see your faces one last time 2198 01:56:36,041 --> 01:56:37,740 before I turn into a pile of ash. 2199 01:56:37,876 --> 01:56:39,175 -Wait, what? -No! 2200 01:56:39,310 --> 01:56:41,240 I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting. 2201 01:56:41,375 --> 01:56:42,973 -And besides... -[chuckles] 2202 01:56:43,109 --> 01:56:45,980 ...I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long. 2203 01:56:46,115 --> 01:56:47,980 It's time to see your world. 2204 01:56:48,116 --> 01:56:49,513 It's been an honor, 2205 01:56:49,649 --> 01:56:52,254 a privilege, watching you all soar. 2206 01:56:52,389 --> 01:56:53,754 You know, you're not such a bad wizard. 2207 01:56:53,889 --> 01:56:55,123 Thank you, Jeff. 2208 01:56:55,259 --> 01:56:57,292 -[sighs] It never ends. -[chuckles] 2209 01:56:58,422 --> 01:56:59,624 [Billy] Also, 2210 01:57:00,998 --> 01:57:02,627 what's my superhero name? 2211 01:57:05,065 --> 01:57:07,533 Your name is... 2212 01:57:08,573 --> 01:57:10,168 Shazam. 2213 01:57:10,303 --> 01:57:11,233 -Of course. -Yeah. 2214 01:57:11,369 --> 01:57:13,605 [all agreeing] 2215 01:57:15,145 --> 01:57:17,274 I still think we can beat it. 2216 01:57:17,409 --> 01:57:19,611 [upbeat music playing] 2217 01:59:56,638 --> 01:59:58,204 My feet hurt. How much further? 2218 01:59:58,339 --> 01:59:59,472 About ten seconds less 2219 01:59:59,608 --> 02:00:00,903 than the last time you asked me. 2220 02:00:01,038 --> 02:00:02,574 I'm sorry, I just feel like we could 2221 02:00:02,710 --> 02:00:04,046 have parked a little bit closer. 2222 02:00:04,182 --> 02:00:05,313 He doesn't know we're coming, 2223 02:00:05,449 --> 02:00:06,745 and I didn't want to spook him. 2224 02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:09,115 "Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer. 2225 02:00:09,251 --> 02:00:10,518 All right, let's go. 2226 02:00:10,653 --> 02:00:12,555 And then you can tell Waller that even though 2227 02:00:12,691 --> 02:00:14,957 she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team, 2228 02:00:15,093 --> 02:00:16,391 we never actually met him 2229 02:00:16,527 --> 02:00:18,757 because you wore shitty walking shoes. 2230 02:00:18,893 --> 02:00:20,691 [chuckles] Okay, first of all, they're boots, 2231 02:00:20,827 --> 02:00:22,766 and they're not shitty, they're new. 2232 02:00:22,901 --> 02:00:25,666 -I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet. -Shut up. 2233 02:00:25,801 --> 02:00:28,938 Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come, 2234 02:00:29,073 --> 02:00:30,740 but a little immature. 2235 02:00:30,875 --> 02:00:32,001 Oh, great. 2236 02:00:32,910 --> 02:00:35,543 Whoo! [chuckles] 2237 02:00:40,181 --> 02:00:42,385 [grunting] 2238 02:00:44,287 --> 02:00:45,854 -Billy Batson. -Yeah? 2239 02:00:45,989 --> 02:00:47,455 I mean, no. 2240 02:00:47,591 --> 02:00:48,984 I've never heard that name in my life. 2241 02:00:49,120 --> 02:00:50,523 I don't know who you're talking about. 2242 02:00:50,659 --> 02:00:51,988 But I'd like to meet that person 2243 02:00:52,123 --> 02:00:53,858 'cause they sound super cool. And funny. 2244 02:00:53,993 --> 02:00:56,758 And talented. And ridiculously handsome, 2245 02:00:56,894 --> 02:00:58,400 but, like, in a dangerous way. 2246 02:00:58,535 --> 02:01:00,333 What the hell are you talking about? 2247 02:01:00,468 --> 02:01:02,468 Relax. We know who you are. 2248 02:01:02,603 --> 02:01:04,935 -How? -Don't worry about that. 2249 02:01:05,977 --> 02:01:06,735 Who are you guys? 2250 02:01:06,871 --> 02:01:08,210 Don't worry about that either. 2251 02:01:08,345 --> 02:01:09,872 Look, we've seen what you can do. 2252 02:01:10,008 --> 02:01:11,640 And we're here to make you an offer. 2253 02:01:11,776 --> 02:01:12,740 How would you like to join 2254 02:01:12,876 --> 02:01:14,115 -the Justice... -Yes! 2255 02:01:14,250 --> 02:01:15,550 A thousand times yes! 2256 02:01:15,685 --> 02:01:17,451 Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this! 2257 02:01:17,587 --> 02:01:19,453 Well, I mean, not this exactly. 2258 02:01:19,588 --> 02:01:20,516 Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman 2259 02:01:20,652 --> 02:01:21,924 in the dream, but... 2260 02:01:22,059 --> 02:01:23,321 -Ew. -Huh? 2261 02:01:23,457 --> 02:01:25,491 Well, that was easy. 2262 02:01:25,626 --> 02:01:27,161 Welcome to the Justice Society. 2263 02:01:27,297 --> 02:01:29,195 Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what? 2264 02:01:29,331 --> 02:01:30,564 The Justice Society? 2265 02:01:30,700 --> 02:01:32,000 Is that different than the Justice League? 2266 02:01:32,136 --> 02:01:33,566 Yes. The Justice Society 2267 02:01:33,702 --> 02:01:35,136 is different than the Justice League 2268 02:01:35,272 --> 02:01:36,802 because of how words work. 2269 02:01:36,938 --> 02:01:38,769 I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. 2270 02:01:38,905 --> 02:01:41,004 -So, that's you guys, right? -No. 2271 02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:43,209 Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude? 2272 02:01:43,345 --> 02:01:45,146 He's joking, right? 2273 02:01:45,282 --> 02:01:48,418 -No? -Okay. I'm out. 2274 02:01:48,553 --> 02:01:50,449 I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes. 2275 02:01:50,584 --> 02:01:52,280 Can you drive by and get me? 2276 02:01:52,415 --> 02:01:54,884 [Shazam] Hey, just a little constructive criticism. 2277 02:01:55,020 --> 02:01:56,358 It's pretty confusing that there are 2278 02:01:56,493 --> 02:01:58,391 two separate groups of superheroes 2279 02:01:58,527 --> 02:01:59,858 that are totally unaffiliated, 2280 02:01:59,994 --> 02:02:01,964 but both have "Justice" in their name, you know. 2281 02:02:02,099 --> 02:02:03,994 Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? 2282 02:02:04,130 --> 02:02:07,103 'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, 2283 02:02:07,239 --> 02:02:08,797 you got so many options, man. 2284 02:02:08,933 --> 02:02:11,868 Like, "Authority Society." Eh? 2285 02:02:12,003 --> 02:02:13,670 Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. 2286 02:02:13,806 --> 02:02:15,243 These are, like, legal terms. 2287 02:02:15,379 --> 02:02:18,376 [gasps] "The Avenger Society." 2288 02:02:18,511 --> 02:02:19,775 [inhales sharply] 2289 02:02:19,911 --> 02:02:21,682 I like that, for some reason. 2290 02:02:24,353 --> 02:02:26,555 [gentle music playing] 2291 02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:43,968 [music builds up] 2292 02:02:50,577 --> 02:02:52,779 [dramatic music playing] 2293 02:06:06,642 --> 02:06:08,843 [mysterious music playing] 2294 02:07:34,861 --> 02:07:37,063 [intense music playing] 2295 02:08:35,053 --> 02:08:36,986 [distant chattering] 2296 02:08:37,122 --> 02:08:39,323 [unsettling music playing] 2297 02:08:54,774 --> 02:08:56,637 [voice laughing] 2298 02:08:56,773 --> 02:09:00,913 [Mister Mind] Well, well, Doctor. We meet again. 2299 02:09:01,049 --> 02:09:02,611 Where in the hell have you been? 2300 02:09:02,746 --> 02:09:05,882 [Mister Mind] To implement the perfect plan, Doctor, 2301 02:09:06,018 --> 02:09:08,183 one must have patience. 2302 02:09:08,318 --> 02:09:10,090 What are you talking about? 2303 02:09:11,662 --> 02:09:13,258 It's been two goddamn years! 2304 02:09:13,393 --> 02:09:18,434 Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind? 2305 02:09:18,569 --> 02:09:19,765 A meaningless measure. 2306 02:09:19,900 --> 02:09:22,301 Hey. I'm 57 years old. 2307 02:09:22,436 --> 02:09:25,534 I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics 2308 02:09:25,669 --> 02:09:27,538 waiting for a worm to enact some, what, 2309 02:09:27,673 --> 02:09:30,177 vague plan I've been told absolutely nothing about? 2310 02:09:30,312 --> 02:09:32,948 It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? 2311 02:09:33,083 --> 02:09:35,817 I do not have legs, I do not have wings, 2312 02:09:35,953 --> 02:09:39,388 I just slither around endlessly. 2313 02:09:39,523 --> 02:09:41,785 But not for long. 2314 02:09:41,920 --> 02:09:43,519 [laughing] 2315 02:09:44,760 --> 02:09:46,489 Tell me everything. 2316 02:09:47,932 --> 02:09:49,892 Just one more thing I need to do. 2317 02:09:50,027 --> 02:09:52,231 What? No! 2318 02:09:53,668 --> 02:09:55,333 Oh, goddamn it!