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[ROUSING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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DOCENT: The lore tells us
of a valiant few
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who stood above the fray
and fog.
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My, what weapons
they must have wielded.
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Which brings us
to our current exhibit,
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the mythical staff of the gods.
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In Homer's tale,
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the staff was said to harness
the gift of all gods.
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
Welcome, proud soldiers.
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What did I say?
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Museums are fun.
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Amusement parks
for the brains. [LAUGHS]
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- Whoa!
- DOCENT: Okay,
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there's no reason to get pushy.
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Everyone will get a chance
to see it.
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Carved from a heartwood
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not seen in over 2,000 years,
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the two halves
of this ancient replica
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were recently discovered in,
of all places,
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a waste processing plant
outside of Philadelphia.
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So strong, they reportedly broke
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- three trash compactors.
- [THUDS]
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Okay, um, friends,
that's enough.
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I'm, I'm sort of the star
of the show here... [GASPS]
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- Stop!
- [PEOPLE MURMURING]
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Stop! Sir!
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Sir!
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- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- MAN 1: Hey!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GASPS]
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[CRACKLING]
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[GASPS]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [CRACKLING]
- [GASPS]
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[WHISPERING IN OTHER LANGUAGE]
Unleash the chaos.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SIGHS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[GASPS]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[GROWLS]
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[ROARS]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[ALARM BLARING]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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[PEOPLE GRUNTING]
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MAN 2:[IN ENGLISH] Wait,
wait. Move, move, move!
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No, no!
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MAN 3: Help me!
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- [GRUNTS]
- [RINGING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[MAN GROANS]
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No! [PANTING]
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Ladies, please just let me go.
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[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
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MAN 5: [IN ENGLISH] Oh, my God! Look out!
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[PEOPLE COUGHING]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Turns out museums are fun.
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Let's have more of it.
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We can do nothing while
the staff remains sundered.
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The champions of this realm
outnumber us.
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Human champions are still humans
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and we are gods.
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Do not underestimate
the judgement of the wizard.
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To protect the power
of the gods,
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he will have chosen
with meticulous precision
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the strongest, most keenly
intelligent champions
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this realm has ever witnessed.
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I'm an idiot.
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I don't deserve these powers,
if I'm being honest.
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Like, what am I even
contributing?
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There's already a superhero
with a red suit,
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with a lightning bolt on it
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and I'm fast, but he's faster.
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Aquaman is literally huge,
and he's so manly
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and Batman is so cool!
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And I'm just me.
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And I can't say this
to anyone else,
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'cause my family looks to me
as a leader,
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but I feel like
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a fraud.
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You understand I'm a...
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pediatrician,
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right?
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I mean, yeah, well,
you were recommended
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by another patient,
Billy Batson.
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It doesn't matter.
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Can you help fix my thoughts
so that
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they just, like, you know,
stop happening?
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All right, look.
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And, again, pediatrician,
not a psychiatrist,
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but it sounds to me like
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you're experiencing
imposter syndrome.
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And often, that originates
from trauma early in life,
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so if you don't mind me asking,
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how well do you remember
your childhood?
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Like it was today. [CHUCKLES]
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Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
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I mean, I never met my dad.
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Uh, my mom abandoned me
at a Christmas carnival.
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I spent a lot of time
in the foster system,
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ran away from 11 homes,
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got into a lot of fights.
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Then I was abducted by a wizard
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who gave me superpowers
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and then dude just, like,
died in front of my face.
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That's not a small amount.
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A doctor conjured seven demons
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and held my whole family
hostage,
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so we had to rip out
one of his eyeballs,
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and then everybody
got superpowers,
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but now everyone's kind of,
like, doing their own thing
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and I'm the only one trying
to keep everybody together.
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Okay, okay.
Well, let's just process that.
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Right?
Rejected by your parents,
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then by the system,
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and now rejected by a city
you try to protect.
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I never said I was rejected
by my city.
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"Rejected by city."
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That's the Tribune.
Nobody reads the Tribune.
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- I do.
- Anyway, okay, well, um...
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I, uh, appreciate your help,
but I got some real problems.
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There's this terrorist hostage
situation going on, so...
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- Hostage situation?
- Yeah.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[GUNS FIRING]
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[SHOUTING IN VIDEO GAME]
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I suck balls at this.
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[GUNS FIRING IN VIDEO GAME]
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Why do we always have
to play war games?
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Hey, it's practice
for our other job.
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- [SCOFFS]
- I'm serious.
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Military strategy,
multiple team members,
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each with a special skillset
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unleashed against
an unknown enemy.
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VICTOR: I know how it sounds,
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but the house keeps getting
struck by lightning, Leo.
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I'm telling you.
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Besides, you're the one
always talking about teamwork.
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- But we don't need guns!
- [GASPS]
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MARY: Darla?
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FREDDY: This is it.
This is big time.
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- We are the guns.
- MARY: Darla!
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Why were there Skittles
in my pockets?
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It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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It was.
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Hmm, she's very moody lately.
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Why do you think
I put Skittles in her pocket?
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- Oh.
- ROSA: Whoo! Ole.
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VICTOR: Is this an army
of unicorns
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- killing Genghis Khan?
- Yes.
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Unicorns aren't real.
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It's called speculative
history, Eugene. Look it up.
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EUGENE: Billy,
you can't just leave.
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Your guy's gonna die!
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Whoo! [LAUGHS]
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[CHATTERING ON TV]
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- See?
- Yes.
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I told you you would get into it
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if you gave it a chance.
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Yeah, I'm really starting
to see the appeal.
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[BILLY WHISPERING]
What's going on?
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[FREDDY SIGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Dude, what are you doing?
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OFFICER: [ON HEADPHONES] Possible 10-99 in progress.
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Multiple reports of cracking
on roadway.
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Fraying suspension cables.
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All units
to the Ben Franklin Bridge.
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Yeah.
It's crazy music, Freddy.
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It is, isn't it?
Very urgent melody to it.
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We should see it performed live.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I feel like we can get tickets
to that concert.
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Two. Maybe not six.
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All or none. That's the rule.
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Yet I'm still gonna
walk backwards now.
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So, now's your last
and final chance.
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Billy Batson, come with me.
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No, no, no!
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Man, it sure is a beautiful
day in Philadelphia!
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[SIGHS] Is it though?
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- Almost finished.
- Again?
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- Okay.
- MARY: This better be good.
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[EUGENE SIGHS]
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Whoa, whoa!
Where's everyone going?
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- [FREDDY CLEARS THROAT]
- Um...
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To fight crime?
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- Okay.
- Bye, Mom.
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Bye, Mom.
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- Bye.
- Bye, Rosa.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Give it time.
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[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
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You guys ready?
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ALL: Shazam!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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- [SIREN WAILING]
- [MAN 1 GRUNTING]
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Oh, my God.
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[BRIDGE CREAKING]
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It's gonna break!
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Run!
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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["HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO" PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[SINGING ALONG]
♪ I need a hero ♪
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♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the end of the night ♪
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♪ He's... ♪
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[BRIDGE CLANKING]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- [MAN GRUNTS]
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[WOMAN WHIMPERING]
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[GASPS]
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[GASPING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[WHIMPERING]
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["HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO" PLAYING ON RADIO]
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No, no, no.
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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No way, shut up!
Did I just save you
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while you were listening
to this song?
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[SCREAMS]
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No! I got you, I got you.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
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No need to panic.
Captain Everypower is here.
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Oh.
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[GRUNTING]
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[YELLING]
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I'm just kidding,
it's real easy.
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[GRUNTS]
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[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
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Hi!
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
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Oh! They're so cute!
[GASPS]
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Did she just leave us?
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Okay, let's go.
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[SUPERHEROES WHOOSHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SIGHS]
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- [WOMAN SCREAMS]
- [GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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- Okay.
- No, no, no, I got ya!
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That's my sidekick.
Captain Everypower Junior.
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Hey! Junior?
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You're gonna
wanna hold on tight.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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[SIREN WAILING]
260
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[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
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Everyone's safe.
262
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,050
Awesome job, Mary.
263
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,470
Circle up, fam!
264
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,510
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
265
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,850
All right, here's the situation.
266
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,400
We have one more job to do
267
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,650
and that's to keep this bridge
from collapsing.
268
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REPORTER: The Ben Franklin
Bridge has collapsed.
269
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,530
Fortunately, there are
no casualties.
270
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,240
Thanks in part
to our local heroes,
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00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,740
one with me now.
272
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,330
It's great to be here, Nancy.
273
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:36,540
What can I say?
It's all in a day's work.
274
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,270
Right. Well, how do you feel
about being dubbed
275
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,330
the Philadelphia Fiascoes?
276
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,340
Given that that's not
an official title,
277
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,300
we feel nothing about it.
That is not our name.
278
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,940
SHAZAM: Right, but
the important thing is...
279
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,800
What is wrong with these people?
280
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,430
Have you ever no...
281
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,510
I'm gonna go check on the kids.
282
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,370
FREDDY: Yeah, you should.
God only knows what they're up to.
283
00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,160
Probably drugs, right?
Probably taking selfies
284
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,390
while vaping on TikTok.
285
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480
VICTOR: Oh.
286
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,520
[KITTEN MEOWING]
287
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,110
Is that a kitten?
288
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:05,530
[PURRING]
289
00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:06,610
No.
290
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,290
[MACHINERY POWERS UP]
291
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,330
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
292
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,810
I'm gonna name you Tawny.
293
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,440
[KITTEN PURRING]
294
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,820
SHAZAM: "Destroy bridge"?
What?
295
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,620
Not saving is different
than breaking. Am I wrong?
296
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,450
Am I wrong about this? Also,
we saved countless lives.
297
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,370
A hundred sixty-two.
It's countable.
298
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,380
Emotionally countless,
299
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,460
Mary.
300
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,000
Where's Eugene?
301
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,420
Where he always is.
302
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,010
Mapping out the Room of Doors.
303
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,050
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
304
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,640
SHAZAM: Eugene!
305
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,140
Hey, buddy! Where you at?
306
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:24,100
Hey, Eugene.
307
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,530
Hello? We have a meeting,
Eugene.
308
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,280
[THUDDING]
309
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- [EUGENE GRUNTING]
- [CREATURE GROANS]
310
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:36,570
SUPER HERO EUGENE: Oh.
311
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,040
[GROANS]
312
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120
You're late.
313
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,040
Do not go in there.
314
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,420
All right, fam-jam,
let's jump in.
315
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,380
- [FANFARE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CHUCKLES, MUTTERS]
316
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,090
[CLEARS THROAT]
All right, big day,
317
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,930
big bridge,
kind of a couple blunders, right?
318
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,090
But we're gonna meditate
on those mistakes right now.
319
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560
Mary?
320
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,100
Organic chem is my meditation.
321
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,520
[SHAZAM CHUCKLES]
322
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,520
Said nobody with friends ever,
really.
323
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,150
In point of fact,
I'd have friends
324
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,690
if I had gone to college.
325
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,550
SHAZAM: In point of fact
is exactly the kind of
326
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,820
smart thing that a smart person
327
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,220
who doesn't need
to go to college says.
328
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,740
So,
329
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,200
let's go back to the tape.
330
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,950
Now, guys, as you can see,
331
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,790
we started off real, real,
real, real strong, right?
332
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,540
Right up top, all that
cohesiveness, energy,
333
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,250
- terrific!
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
334
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,460
Oh, sorry, Coach.
Gotta fly IRL.
335
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,940
No, no, no, I'm not done
with the presentation.
336
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,510
I know. And I love
these daily recaps.
337
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,840
I just gotta spread my wings
a bit before dinner.
338
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,030
- It helps keep me loose!
- Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
339
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,450
We'll go have a group hang
in the air. That sounds great.
340
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,060
I gotta test this slime
for toxicity
341
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,270
'cause I'm starting to...
tingle.
342
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:47,270
Oh. The, uh, Phillies game
just came on
343
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,310
so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, watch baseball.
344
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,480
It's right that I give
Tawny back.
345
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,920
SHAZAM: Oh, come on!
What is happening?
346
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,950
What is happening right now?
All or none, guys!
347
00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,280
If you say you have to work...
348
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,780
I have to work.
349
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,990
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
Why do you even have a job?
350
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,300
Wonder Woman doesn't have a job!
351
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,790
- Stop.
- No, seriously.
352
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,060
Do you think she wears
a ponytail and glasses
353
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,540
and, like, nobody recognizes her
354
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,060
and she's, like, an accountant
or something?
355
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,550
Just stop.
You are holding on too tight.
356
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,340
Just 'cause Freddy wants
to fly solo for ten minutes
357
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,840
doesn't mean he's gonna
leave you like your mom.
358
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,760
Or me wanting to go to college
359
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,300
means I'm abandoning the family.
360
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,850
Oh. Okay, cool,
361
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,810
it's about college again.
I totally get it.
362
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,020
Yeah.
363
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,810
Do you really not see yourself?
364
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:28,890
[SIGHS]
365
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,570
You turn 18 in five months.
366
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,900
They're not gonna kick me out.
They didn't kick you out.
367
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,450
Victor and Rosa are saints,
yes, but you're about to age out
368
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,370
of the foster system
just like I did.
369
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:46,120
Yeah, I get it.
I know how it works, okay?
370
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,200
Do you?
371
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,080
Victor and Rosa
can barely pay rent.
372
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,000
And the state no longer sends
checks to feed or house me
373
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,090
and soon there will be
no checks for you.
374
00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:00,800
I don't care if Wonder Woman
has a job.
375
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,470
I want to contribute.
376
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,350
At some point, Billy, like
377
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,680
everyone on Earth,
we have to get a job or...
378
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,480
leave home.
379
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:15,940
Nothing lasts forever.
380
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,490
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
381
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,870
I mean, it's literally called
the Rock of Eternity.
382
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,210
So, clearly, some things
do last forever.
383
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,250
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [WIND BLOWING]
384
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,400
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
385
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,080
MAN: Leave me to die.
386
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,420
Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
387
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,840
[MAGIC RESONATING]
388
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,680
Magic.
389
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,560
Impossible.
390
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,810
This realm was sealed off
from magic.
391
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:36,480
Yes. After you ripped it
from our father's very core.
392
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,280
From every god in this realm.
393
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,780
From me.
394
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,570
[BAR SIZZLING]
395
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,870
Do you not remember
what you took?
396
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,830
What my particular power was?
397
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,330
The power of elements.
398
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:55,000
No. I cast a barrier
to prevent your kind
399
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,000
from entering the human realm.
400
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,250
The only way that barrier
could be removed is if...
401
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,710
Someone broke this?
402
00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:03,920
How did...
403
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,630
Where is the Champion?
404
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,390
It was your hands that forged
this staff for our father
405
00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:10,760
and yours that will mend it.
406
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:13,980
I told you
I would die before I help you.
407
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,770
[GRUNTING]
408
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,530
[GROANING]
409
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,370
Now, say the word.
410
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,630
Never. Never!
411
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,250
Never say never.
412
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,390
Say the word.
413
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,430
[MAGICAL VOICES ECHOING]
414
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,770
MAGICAL VOICES:
Say the word. Say the word.
415
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,320
- Shazam!
- [CRACKLING]
416
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,360
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
417
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
[MAGIC RESONATES]
418
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330
[GRUNTING]
419
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,330
[GRUNTS]
420
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:20,540
[GROWLS]
421
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
[GRUNTS]
422
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:27,510
[SCREAMS]
423
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,720
[GRUNTING]
424
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,140
Now we get to have our fun.
425
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:38,480
Fun is for children, dear.
We are at war.
426
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,570
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
427
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,410
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
428
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:58,970
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my goodness.
429
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,060
- I am so sorry!
- I'm so sorry!
430
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,460
No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
431
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,640
No, it's totally my fault.
Are you okay?
432
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:03,690
- I'm okay, yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
433
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,340
- I'm always okay.
- Good.
434
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:08,720
Uh, actually, do you...
do you know where this is?
435
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,960
[VOICE CRACKS] Miss Saunders!
436
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:12,300
[CLEARS THROAT]
Yeah, absolutely
437
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,950
is what I meant to say.
Voice crack. It's weird.
438
00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:15,660
Oh, no, no worries. If it
makes you feel any better
439
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,910
it's nothing compared
to the amount
440
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:18,140
that you're blushing right now.
441
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,520
Oh, I blush when I'm confident.
442
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,060
- [CHUCKLES]
- BRETT: There she is.
443
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,270
- Hey.
- New girl. First period.
444
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,520
- ANNE: Yeah.
- I'm Brett. This is Burke.
445
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,320
Listen, if you need anything
at all,
446
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,240
we're your guys. We got it.
447
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,320
FREDDY: Brett and Burke Breyer.
448
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,720
They got it all. I mean, what is it,
narcissistic personality disorder,
449
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,530
- chlamydia, they got it.
- [CHUCKLES]
450
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,490
Plenty of it to go around, too.
451
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,330
This is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid.
452
00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:41,250
Fanboy here thinks
he's a big boy now.
453
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,770
Yeah, he doesn't know
where he belongs.
454
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,390
Sure I do. I don't belong
in that trash can.
455
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,020
'Cause that's... I'll smell
like human garbage,
456
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,970
do you realize that?
And that's your brand, guys!
457
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,800
[GRUNTING]
458
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,260
BRETT: Down goes Freeman.
459
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:52,470
Hey, hey! Look!
460
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,260
- Now I'm a superhero.
- Nice!
461
00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,810
[CLEARING THROAT]
462
00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:00,730
What is this thing doing here?
463
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,230
- Janitors.
- [GROANING]
464
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,460
BRETT: Get up, man.
What are you doin'?
465
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,810
- Come on.
- [FREDDY GRUNTS]
466
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,250
You're gonna want
to get this fixed, huh?
467
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,190
Yeah, that's probably
why you fell.
468
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,780
BURKE: Yeah.
BRETT: Bye, new girl.
469
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:10,990
Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle.
470
00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:12,610
Don't sweat it. That trash can
471
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,340
was like a second home to me
when I went here.
472
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,370
[FREDDY CHUCKLES]
473
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,200
Hey.
474
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,830
You knew those guys
were gonna hit you,
475
00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:21,750
but you stepped in anyway.
476
00:24:21,830 --> 00:24:23,960
You know something?
That's how I amuse myself.
477
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,250
The funnier I am,
478
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,960
[GRUNTS] the more I get punched.
479
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,250
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
480
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,630
Well, it made me laugh.
481
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,840
So...
482
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,720
- [CHUCKLES]
- Hero.
483
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520
[MOUTHING]
484
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,150
You gonna walk me to class,
or what?
485
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,540
Why would I...
Walk you to class? No.
486
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,650
Why would I wanna do that?
Yes!
487
00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:50,070
Thanks. [CHUCKLES]
488
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,440
So, from the top.
489
00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:55,660
What is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid?
490
00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:59,740
Yeah. Um, it's real inside
baseball, but basically,
491
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:02,250
a while ago I happened
to have some lunch
492
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,250
in the cafeteria
with a few superheroes.
493
00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:07,290
Wait, the kid who's friends
with superheroes.
494
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,710
- That was you?
- Yeah.
495
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:10,500
And they're still dicks to you?
496
00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:12,020
Sadly, just 'cause
you know someone cool,
497
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,430
doesn't really necessarily
make you cool.
498
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:15,800
You seem pretty cool to me.
499
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640
[LOUDLY] Freddy!
500
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,060
Is my name.
501
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,850
Sorry, that was weird
and loud. I'm Freddy,
502
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,480
he said in a normal voice.
503
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,560
I'm Anne.
504
00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:31,860
Anne.
505
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,150
- [GRUNTS]
- [CHUCKLES]
506
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,450
- Nice!
- Bullseye.
507
00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:36,110
Hey, you gotta fix
that crutch, bro!
508
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,200
[CHUCKLES]
509
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,120
What?
510
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200
[SIGHS]
511
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,450
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
512
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,500
[WIZARD GASPING]
513
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,540
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
514
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,270
[GRUNTS]
515
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440
[GROANS]
516
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,610
[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
517
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:18,570
[IN ENGLISH] Good, little one.
Well done.
518
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,490
Now go find me the one
responsible for this.
519
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:25,660
[CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING]
520
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,590
[CORK POPS]
521
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,680
Wow. Um... [CHUCKLES]
522
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,600
I'm flattered
that you feel this way.
523
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,520
Truly, I mean, you know, like,
look at all this, you know...
524
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,770
Romantic setting
525
00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,270
and fancy champagne,
big plates, tiny food.
526
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,820
I mean, you went all out.
527
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:55,940
I love that, I, I, I, I do.
528
00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,650
I'm just not sure
529
00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,710
that I'm really ready
to commit right now, you know.
530
00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,280
Wait, wait, wait.
No, this isn't about you.
531
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:06,830
I promise this is
not about you. Okay? Look... [CHUCKLES]
532
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:08,790
I know the whole world wants
to see this happen.
533
00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:10,420
You and me.
534
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,000
The dynamic duo.
The hottie goddies. [CHUCKLES]
535
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,170
She-zam.
536
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:19,550
I guess I'm just afraid
that I'm...
537
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:21,890
gonna let 'em all down.
You know?
538
00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:24,670
That I'm gonna let you down.
539
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,730
You know what?
Screw it. Let's try.
540
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:32,980
Let's try this crazy thing.
541
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:35,310
Maybe we'll, uh...
542
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,570
seal it with a kiss?
543
00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:41,610
[SENTIMENTAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
544
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:54,670
- Billy Batson!
- [SHAZAM SCREAMS]
545
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,960
You are a fool of a champion.
546
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,090
What the hell...
What the hell is going on?
547
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:00,480
What happened
to her beautiful face?
548
00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:02,130
Also, aren't you,
like, dead-ass dead?
549
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,390
I bring a warning
from beyond your realm.
550
00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:06,390
The daughters of Atlas
are coming for you.
551
00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:07,640
Daughters of Atlas?
552
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,140
They're coming to unmake
your world
553
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,100
and torture mankind
for all eternity
554
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,860
- in the Pit of Endless Agony.
- Okay, I feel like maybe
555
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,040
I should be writing
all this down.
556
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,190
- Quiet!
- Okay, okay.
557
00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,190
You don't know what you've done.
558
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,240
I regret ever choosing you.
559
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,950
Because of you,
560
00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:25,050
the barrier between the world
has been brought down.
561
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,580
They will be hunting
for you now.
562
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:27,660
Hunting your family.
563
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,080
SHAZAM: Hmm?
564
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,000
Oh, they're coming.
Listen to me, Billy.
565
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,460
The fate of your world
depends on it.
566
00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,800
One thing you absolutely
must not allow
567
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,090
the daughters of Atlas
to do is...
568
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:43,590
- [SCREAMS]
- [GASPS]
569
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,100
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
570
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:51,430
- [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CRACKLING]
571
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,230
- [SHATTERS]
- [GASPS]
572
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:04,150
Hey, Freddy?
573
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,080
- [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
- [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
574
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:08,740
[SIGHS]
575
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,790
FREDDY: Nope, over it.
Done it.
576
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,130
Check fraud? What,
are you kidding me? [GASPS]
577
00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,800
Armored car heist?
578
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,130
[CHUCKLES] I think I got that
in the bag.
579
00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,010
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
580
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,850
- Shazam!
- [LIGHTNING CRACKS]
581
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,520
Whoo!
582
00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:38,350
[FREDDY SCOFFS]
583
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,230
Bon appetit.
584
00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:44,070
Hi.
585
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,740
- Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
- Hi. [CHUCKLES]
586
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,160
Um, you wanna show me
587
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,030
where you were sitting
when it happened?
588
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,750
Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.
589
00:29:53,830 --> 00:29:55,580
- Yeah. Follow me.
- Okay, yeah.
590
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,870
So, basically,
it's a table down at the end.
591
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,920
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
592
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,550
So I was sitting, yeah...
593
00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:06,010
Basically, I was sitting
right here, and he was sitting
594
00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,340
right there.
595
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,650
- Here? [CHUCKLES]
- Right there, yeah.
596
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,600
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES]
597
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,220
Oh, sorry.
Overbearing brother.
598
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,310
Oh, I have one of those.
Uh, a sister.
599
00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:15,590
Always has to know where I am.
600
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,890
- Right.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMING]
601
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,330
- I feel that, clearly.
- [CHUCKLES]
602
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,900
Always thinks she knows
better, too.
603
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:21,500
Even when it's been
factually proven otherwise?
604
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,320
Exactly. And it's not
that I don't love her.
605
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,570
No, of course. It'd just be
nice not to have someone...
606
00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:27,450
Constantly breathing
down your neck.
607
00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:29,340
- From the moment you wake up!
- 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
608
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,740
No! I'm a month younger,
one month exactly.
609
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,550
And do we have to do
every single thing together?
610
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,620
BOTH: No!
611
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,710
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
612
00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:39,880
Oh! Billy! What...
613
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,380
What a coinkidink! Um...
614
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:43,380
I was just telling
my friend Anne
615
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,260
- what a great guy you are.
- We need to talk.
616
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,900
We need to talk.
This guy loves to talk.
617
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,680
- He's a great talker.
- Freddy.
618
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,970
I have to talk to him.
I'll be right back. -Okay.
619
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,890
Wait, didn't you tell us
the wizard disintegrated?
620
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,180
The skin peeled off his face.
621
00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:59,060
He turned into a literal
pile of ash.
622
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:01,230
- Yeah, seems definitive.
- I dunno.
623
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:04,440
Yeah. Except now
he's in my dreams
624
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,000
and, Freddy, he's trying
to give me a message.
625
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,750
[SNAPS FINGERS] Could be
astral projection powers.
626
00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,990
- What's that?
- Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you
627
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,840
- from the great beyond?
- That's it, I'm calling
628
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,330
an emergency meeting
after school.
629
00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:15,370
- I want you there.
- Where else am I gonna go?
630
00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:16,750
- What?
- Dude.
631
00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:18,870
[FREDDY READING INDISTINCTLY]
632
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,210
Okay, first of all,
I didn't explode it!
633
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,850
All right? It was already
like that and, and, and...
634
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,310
What is that, the Tribune?
It's fake news!
635
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,800
Freddy, we only have one rule.
636
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,170
BOTH: All or none.
637
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,610
And it's a stupid rule,
by the way.
638
00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:30,220
I have a girl talking
to me, Billy.
639
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,050
A girl. For the first time
in my life!
640
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,070
And I probably don't have
a shot in hell with this girl,
641
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,720
but I'll never find out
642
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,120
if you keep trying to control
everything I wanna do!
643
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,520
Just be at the Rock, Freddy.
644
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,600
[SIGHS] Okay. Mmm.
645
00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:43,860
By the way, uh,
she has a sister.
646
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,360
Total control freak.
647
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,860
I think you guys
would get along.
648
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,740
Think you'd love her, actually.
649
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:50,000
SHAZAM: Look, look, look. Fam,
650
00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:51,490
I know it sounds crazy.
651
00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:53,200
And, and obviously I don't know
652
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,200
exactly what this all means
653
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,870
but, but he was super aggro
654
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,970
and super loud and he was
trying to warn us, I think.
655
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,460
He was yelling about all this
656
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,020
wizard-y mumbo-jumbo
about realms and stuff.
657
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,630
Do you have to talk so loud?
658
00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:06,630
Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not
that loud.
659
00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:09,420
I think this is
a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.
660
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:10,880
What is the deal?
Are you okay?
661
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,970
- Yeah.
- Why do you have sunglasses on?
662
00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:15,450
Did you go to the eye doctor
this morning?
663
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,220
- [SNORTS]
- [SHAZAM CHUCKLES]
664
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,810
I dunno, it looks to me like
Mary did go to the eye doctor,
665
00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:22,600
but it was last night,
and she had a lot of fun.
666
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:25,650
In point of fact,
I did have a great time.
667
00:32:25,730 --> 00:32:28,610
I met other people my age
and I enjoyed myself.
668
00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:30,940
You made friends
at the eye doctor?
669
00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,490
No, she...
670
00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:34,030
Yeah, can we get back on track?
671
00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:35,660
Listen, he's yelling at me
672
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,660
and he's saying the daughters
of Atlas
673
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,620
are coming to hunt us.
674
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,040
So, check out what I found.
675
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,720
"The daughters of Atlas
are the offspring
676
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:43,960
of the Titan Atlas..."
677
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,500
which is obvious,
678
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:49,710
but also Nyx, the Goddess
of Night and Death.
679
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,130
Well, good things
can happen at night.
680
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,800
- And death.
- [SIGHS]
681
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,640
Let me see this.
682
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,680
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
683
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,690
"The daughters
guard the mythic Tree of Life
684
00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:07,400
which grows golden apples
that contain the seeds of life
685
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,360
which gave birth to their realm
686
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,820
protected by a...
687
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,950
- dragon."
- Hey, now.
688
00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:15,210
And I am suddenly here for this.
689
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,740
I know, right?
690
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,180
'Cause, like, on one hand,
totally terrifying.
691
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,990
- On the other hand, dragon!
- Dragon!
692
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,700
Mary. What are we doin'?
693
00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:24,500
I don't know, man.
This is your meeting.
694
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:27,080
Right, yes, fine, but we all
need to be on the same page
695
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:28,840
and, and, and look,
696
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,670
I often think that you think
better than me.
697
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,380
The wizard did not exactly give
me a tutorial here, guys, okay?
698
00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,470
Like, I don't know
how a lot of this stuff works.
699
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:39,550
That, that room of doors,
or that violin
700
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,220
that is, like, constantly burning
which is super weird but also
701
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,790
definitely keeps
the lair cozy, right?
702
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,850
He didn't even tell me
my superhero name.
703
00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:49,190
And it's not like
I'm not tryin'.
704
00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:51,440
But I really,
really need your help.
705
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:56,450
Uh, I might know somebody
that can help.
706
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,580
Shut up. That lights up?
707
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,620
[RUMBLING]
708
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,670
Shut up.
709
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,010
[ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING]
710
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,490
So, I'm mapping out
the entire lair
711
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,200
and you withhold this?
712
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,040
SHAZAM: And you have really
been holding out on us.
713
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120
Jeez Louise, dude.
714
00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:50,500
- Whoa!
- SHAZAM: "Whoa" what?
715
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,170
- "Whoa" what?
- SUPERHERO DARLA: Look!
716
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,850
- [SUPERHERO DARLA CHUCKLES]
- Hey, Steve.
717
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,340
[CHUCKLES] What?
You call the pen "Steve"?
718
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,020
Yeah, I thought he looked
like a "Steve."
719
00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:01,050
SUPERHERO DARLA: He totally
looks like a "Steve."
720
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,220
"'Crime and Punishment, '
a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah.
721
00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:08,690
- [SHAZAM LAUGHS]
- Pedro.
722
00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:11,650
- Dude, that's cheating.
- I mean, he knows everything.
723
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:14,150
- Hmm.
- Seriously. Ask him.
724
00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:15,650
You can just ask him stuff?
725
00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:17,210
- Pretty much.
- SHAZAM: Slick. Okay, cool.
726
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,860
Steve, we're looking
for information
727
00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:21,910
about the daughters of Atlas.
728
00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:23,950
Can you please help us
with that?
729
00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:33,210
- These are book titles.
- SHAZAM: Okay.
730
00:35:33,290 --> 00:35:34,770
Let's just all pick a book,
or something.
731
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,170
Where's Freddy?
I mean, obscure mythology?
732
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,970
Definitely his thing.
733
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,590
I'm not even sure Freddy knows
what his thing is anymore.
734
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,140
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
735
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,640
You know I've actually never,
never been up here.
736
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,060
Don't lie. [CHUCKLES]
This is where you hang out
737
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,400
with your superhero friends,
isn't it?
738
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,790
No, actually, why would they ever have
to... Why would they ever come here?
739
00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,500
I mean they have, yes,
they've driven by...
740
00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:00,360
Do you actually know those guys?
741
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,490
Or is this like
a "Canadian girlfriend" situation?
742
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,840
Oh, you mean Collette?
Well, she and I
743
00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:06,450
aren't really exclusive,
as of now.
744
00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:07,540
[CHUCKLES]
745
00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:11,110
Do you wanna meet one of them?
746
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:12,790
Meet, like how?
747
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,210
Like, face-to-face, right now.
748
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,710
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
749
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,050
And today is your lucky day,
750
00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:20,010
because I'm gonna call
the hot one.
751
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,340
Her?
752
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,930
- No, the male hot one.
- Him?
753
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:26,810
What? Him?
754
00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:28,740
Look, I mean, it's all
subjective, right? But, um...
755
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,810
Captain Everypower usually
tops most online polls
756
00:36:30,890 --> 00:36:32,640
so... It's no big deal.
757
00:36:32,730 --> 00:36:34,650
Is this a joke, Freddy?
758
00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:37,440
'Cause I didn't mean
to make you actually prove it, really.
759
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,650
No, it's not a joke.
And I'm gonna
760
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,510
call him right now.
I'm gonna call him right now.
761
00:36:44,530 --> 00:36:47,620
So, don't move.
So, stay right there.
762
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,660
Hey, Captain Everypower.
What's goin' on?
763
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,460
It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
764
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:53,720
Remember that time
I saved your life?
765
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:54,830
No, no, no, the other time.
766
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,330
Yeah.
767
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,800
Well, I'm calling in that favor.
768
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,180
[LIGHTNING CRACKS]
769
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:05,970
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS]
770
00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,390
You must be Anne.
771
00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:12,180
[GASPS] Oh, my God.
772
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,230
Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
773
00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:18,110
I am, actually. Yeah.
How are you...
774
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,030
[SIGHS] You know, I may be
the one with the superpowers,
775
00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:25,200
but that kid,
776
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,740
he's the real hero.
777
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,870
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
778
00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:30,540
I've never met anyone like him.
779
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,910
He's... genuine
780
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,670
and warm and funny. [CHUCKLES]
781
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,330
- That's a lot of nice things.
- Yeah.
782
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:40,630
How did you two meet?
783
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:41,800
Comic Con.
784
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,800
- What's Comic Con?
- What?
785
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,190
SUPERHERO MARY: According to this,
786
00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:47,470
gods considered humans servants,
787
00:37:47,550 --> 00:37:49,390
toys to be played with,
788
00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,850
children to be punished.
789
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:54,480
[CHUCKLES] Thanks, Steve.
790
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,020
Until the rebellion when
the humans turned on the gods.
791
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,650
I'm reading about that
right now.
792
00:37:58,730 --> 00:38:00,320
So, apparently, all of this
793
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,440
revolves around
a powerful weapon.
794
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,440
So Atlas, uh, the father
795
00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:06,740
of the daughters of Atlas,
obviously, yeah,
796
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,660
he crafted a quarterstaff
from the Tree of Life
797
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,280
and he used that staff to
give powers to certain deities
798
00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:14,200
but also to take powers away
from others.
799
00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:17,750
So, the staff's where Atlas
stored all supernatural power.
800
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:21,590
Yes, exactly. It's like a,
a battery for magic.
801
00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:23,210
But when things got bad,
802
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:26,220
a council of human wizards
got together and they
803
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,630
stole the staff from Atlas.
804
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,470
And they used that to take
his powers away.
805
00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,030
And once they had his magic
they went after other gods...
806
00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:32,530
Guys, that's the wizard!
I know this guy,
807
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,390
this is the wizard that I know!
808
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:35,600
What do these say?
809
00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,520
"The Wisdom of Solomon,
810
00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:44,230
Strength of Hercules,
Stamina of Atlas,
811
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,900
Power of Zeus,
Courage of Achilles,
812
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,280
Speed of Mercury." These are
the powers they stole.
813
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:50,610
No.
814
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,700
Whoa, guys, look!
815
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,330
This is what the name means.
816
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,890
Which is way cooler
than what I thought it was,
817
00:38:56,910 --> 00:38:58,830
which is just a bunch
of hot garbage, so.
818
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,040
If I may point out one
of the powers that may be possibly MIA.
819
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:03,590
Boop.
820
00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:04,710
SHAZAM: I'm sorry,
821
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,590
are you very unsubtly implying
822
00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:09,300
that I somehow lack
the wisdom of
823
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,180
- Solo Man?
- Yeah.
824
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,930
Well, maybe it comes later.
825
00:39:14,010 --> 00:39:15,930
I mean you do usually ask Mary
what to do.
826
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,020
- I'm just saying.
- Yeah.
827
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,390
This is very, very hurtful.
828
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,660
I just want you all
to know that.
829
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,100
And it's pronounced "Solomon."
830
00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:22,560
- Oh.
- [SHAZAM CLEARS THROAT]
831
00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:24,320
What else have we learned, fam?
832
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,780
Well, once the staff contained
the powers of the gods,
833
00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:33,160
the wizards apparently
encased the God Realm in some
834
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,290
magical sphere
835
00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,160
sealing it away forever.
836
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,410
Cut off from magic.
837
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,540
Oh, so that's what
that was about.
838
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,710
Yeah, I don't think that
they are so cut off anymore.
839
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,050
A bizarre and gruesome scene
unfolded
840
00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:50,840
in Athens, Greece this morning.
841
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,990
Two women dressed in what
appears to be ancient Greek...
842
00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:55,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's
staff. How did they get that?
843
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,850
So, all those statues
used to be people.
844
00:39:56,930 --> 00:40:00,850
I'm wondering, how did
the staff end up in Europe,
845
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,020
where Greece is at?
846
00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:07,190
Oh, gee-whiz, mister,
sorry I took your cane.
847
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,280
You want it back?
848
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,240
I mean, I did break it in half
and then throw it away.
849
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,580
So, that's probably
where the journey started.
850
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:17,790
- You know?
- What?
851
00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:19,250
What do you mean,
"What?" What?
852
00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:20,930
- You just left it there?
- We were all there.
853
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,040
Guys, I had a staff.
I gave you all superpowers.
854
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,790
You're welcome, by the way.
855
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,190
And then I had to break it
in half so Sivana didn't do
856
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:28,210
super bad-guy stuff with it,
okay?
857
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,800
You broke the staff,
858
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,720
meaning you broke the barrier
between worlds.
859
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,010
Which we now know.
860
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,970
We also now know
what they look like,
861
00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:36,820
so when they come to hunt us,
we'll see those two
862
00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:37,850
- coming a...
- Three.
863
00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:38,930
What?
864
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,480
Atlas had three daughters.
865
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,850
Kalypso, Hespera,
866
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,690
Anthea.
867
00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:49,230
Anne... thea.
868
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:54,360
You know, I'm not
just a superhero.
869
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,660
I'm a super listener.
870
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,040
And...
871
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,240
I sense...
872
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,170
that you may have feelings
for Freddy.
873
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,080
Just wanna know
when he's coming back.
874
00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:08,630
Don't want him to get hurt.
875
00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:11,670
Oh, well, Anne... [SIGHS]
I mean, we can't choose
876
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,420
the people we fall for.
877
00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:15,050
What?
878
00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:16,760
I'm not talking about that.
879
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,600
If he shows up now,
he's in serious danger.
880
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,720
Whoa! Look who you're with.
881
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,390
What could possibly
be dangerous?
882
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480
Us.
883
00:41:26,690 --> 00:41:28,360
Okay.
884
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,020
I see how it is.
885
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,110
Let's dance.
886
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,200
[GROANING]
887
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,660
Oh, my God.
888
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:36,740
Freddy?
889
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,370
Ow!
890
00:41:38,450 --> 00:41:39,910
Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
891
00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:41,410
I never meant
for you to get hurt.
892
00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:43,330
Oh, I'm not the one
who's gonna get hurt.
893
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,160
Shazam!
894
00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:47,790
Shazam!
895
00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:49,920
Shazam.
896
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
- What's going on up here?
- FREDDY: Mis...
897
00:41:52,090 --> 00:41:53,760
Freddy, are you all right?
898
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,760
Get back inside.
Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle.
899
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,010
I'm okay. Go back inside.
900
00:41:57,090 --> 00:41:58,510
Who are you?
Do you have kids here?
901
00:41:58,590 --> 00:41:59,950
What are you doing?
Don't hurt him.
902
00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:02,520
I won't touch him.
You have my word.
903
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:08,150
[WHISPERING IN OTHER LANGUAGE]
904
00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:10,900
[SKIN SQUELCHING]
905
00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:12,980
[MAGICAL VOICES WHISPERING]
906
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:14,320
[IN ENGLISH] Mr. G. Wha...
907
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,840
What did she say?
What are you doing?
908
00:42:17,570 --> 00:42:19,200
What are you doing?
909
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,910
What are you...
no, no, no!
910
00:42:20,990 --> 00:42:22,180
Stop, stop, stop! Wait,
wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!
911
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,620
Wait, no, no, no!
912
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,710
- [SCREAMING]
- [BODY THUDS]
913
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,130
I forgot how easily they burst.
914
00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:32,340
Why would you do that?
915
00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:34,340
Like grapes.
916
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,670
[SOBS]
917
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,300
[MAGIC RESONATES]
918
00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:39,510
What the... Huh?
919
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,680
[FREDDY YELPING]
920
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,560
[GASPS]
921
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,730
Now, child, tell us where
to find the others.
922
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:56,440
No need.
923
00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:58,820
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
924
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,320
[FREDDY YELPS, GRUNTS]
925
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,240
Clip his wings, Anthea.
926
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,160
[MAGIC TRILLING]
927
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:12,000
[SHAZAM GRUNTING]
928
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,260
[GRUNTING]
929
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,060
[CHUCKLING]
930
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:32,980
Ow.
931
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:39,780
Wait.
932
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:42,820
There are more.
933
00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:43,910
[EXCLAIMS]
934
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,040
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
935
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,750
- Perfect. We take them all.
- No.
936
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,380
That's not why we're here.
937
00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:55,590
We're here for the seed
of life. Yield, sister.
938
00:43:55,670 --> 00:43:57,420
We stick to the plan we have.
939
00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:58,590
Father would never yield.
940
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,170
And Father is dead.
941
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,840
Now, you know your place,
sister.
942
00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:04,510
Or I will show it to you.
943
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,850
We do this our way, not theirs.
944
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,440
[SHAZAM GRUNTS]
945
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,530
HESPERA: Make one move...
946
00:44:18,610 --> 00:44:20,860
- [MAGIC RESONATES]
- [SCREAMING]
947
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,320
[CHOKING]
948
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:24,780
And I will snap
this child's neck.
949
00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:28,410
[CHOKING]
950
00:44:29,330 --> 00:44:31,290
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
951
00:44:53,310 --> 00:44:54,770
Oh, Freddy.
952
00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:58,730
[FREDDY GRUNTS]
953
00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:02,780
- [SHAZAM GRUNTS]
- Billy, no!
954
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,620
[SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE]
955
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,040
[MAGIC RESONATING]
956
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,320
FREDDY: [IN ENGLISH] Billy, stay back!
957
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,080
They're using the staff
to take our powers.
958
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,820
[GRUNTS, GASPS]
959
00:45:49,910 --> 00:45:52,240
What? What? [GASPS]
960
00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:57,750
[GRUNTING]
961
00:46:00,710 --> 00:46:02,670
- [GRUNTING]
- [CRACKLING]
962
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:04,340
[YELLS]
963
00:46:07,930 --> 00:46:08,930
Sorry!
964
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,850
FREDDY: I'm sorry,
965
00:46:12,930 --> 00:46:14,350
I'm sorry, just,
just save yourself.
966
00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:16,980
No, no, all or none.
We stick together.
967
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:19,900
And that you will
because you cannot leave.
968
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:23,360
Let's see how you like being
sealed off in a dying world.
969
00:46:24,070 --> 00:46:26,030
FREDDY: No!
970
00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:27,200
No!
971
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,280
Freddy!
972
00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,430
NEWS ANCHOR: From
City Line Avenue in the north
973
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,420
to the western shore
of the Schuylkill River
974
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,790
to Cobbs Creek.
975
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,710
The unidentified barrier appears
976
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,340
to be in the shape of a dome
977
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:48,470
with no one allowed
into the city or out
978
00:46:48,550 --> 00:46:52,350
with some suggesting
this strange magical element
979
00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:57,350
may be the doing, or undoing,
of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.
980
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,400
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
981
00:47:01,150 --> 00:47:02,150
[YELPS]
982
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,980
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
983
00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:17,710
- Holy sh...
- WIZARD: Shh!
984
00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:21,250
- [GASPS]
- WIZARD: I'm trying to sleep.
985
00:47:21,330 --> 00:47:23,670
It is the only escape
from the tortures here.
986
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:25,880
Okay. Bleak.
987
00:47:27,630 --> 00:47:29,340
Wait a second.
988
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,590
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
989
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,220
You're the wizard.
You're the wizard! Oh, my...
990
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,780
You're back! Billy told me
all about you.
991
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,890
Billy? You know Billy Batson?
992
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,540
Billy Batson. Yeah,
he's my best friend.
993
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,440
I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,
Captain Everypower.
994
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,360
Well, used to be.
It's complicated now.
995
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,980
She... It's complicated.
996
00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:47,530
That halfwit Billy
gave you the powers of Shazam?
997
00:47:47,610 --> 00:47:50,610
Yeah, he did. And he said
that you turned into ash, but, but didn't?
998
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,530
[GRUNTS]
999
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,950
Once I gave him the power,
1000
00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:56,700
I could no longer remain
in my realm.
1001
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:58,410
But death would have
been a luxury
1002
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,410
compared to being trapped
in this cell
1003
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,880
with the knowledge
of my failure, and with you.
1004
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,250
Mostly with you.
1005
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,520
A little more sarcastic
than Billy said,
1006
00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:07,300
but, hey, all good.
1007
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,520
- Let's just get out of here.
- "Let's just get out of here."
1008
00:48:09,550 --> 00:48:10,760
Yeah, sure.
1009
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,510
I sound nothing like that,
but okay.
1010
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:13,930
Here's what we've got, um...
1011
00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:16,390
A cranky wizard
with a cynical streak
1012
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:19,370
and a precocious young man with an
encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.
1013
00:48:19,390 --> 00:48:23,350
There is no way these sisters
are keeping us in here.
1014
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,240
These prison bars,
they're probably enchanted!
1015
00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:28,360
- What spells do you know?
- Please, stop talking.
1016
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,570
How about an arcane focus?
1017
00:48:29,650 --> 00:48:31,200
I don't even know what that is.
1018
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,570
[GROANS]
1019
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,280
Fine, then let's make a potion.
1020
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,490
Like a potion of, um, giant
strength or diminution.
1021
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,240
Oh! Gaseous form!
1022
00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:40,790
Yeah! Maybe we could
float out of here like a fart.
1023
00:48:40,870 --> 00:48:44,210
I gave my powers to children
who squandered it.
1024
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,000
We will die here, Freeby.
1025
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,960
It's Freddy, by the way.
"Freeby"? Where do you even...
1026
00:48:50,050 --> 00:48:51,470
The sooner you accept it,
1027
00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:53,590
the easier it will be.
1028
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,220
Is this a tooth?
There's a tooth in here!
1029
00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:57,930
Hmm.
1030
00:48:58,010 --> 00:48:59,970
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
1031
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,400
SUPERHERO MARY: "Power
of elements. Power of chaos.
1032
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,570
Power of axis."
1033
00:49:11,650 --> 00:49:13,150
These are primordial forces.
1034
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,070
I don't know how we fight
powers like this.
1035
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,990
I tell you how we fight it.
1036
00:49:17,070 --> 00:49:18,530
With the wisdom of...
1037
00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:21,700
- Solomon.
- Exactly.
1038
00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:23,580
We, we set up a meeting.
1039
00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,040
Yeah, we tell 'em we want
to negotiate.
1040
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,250
Offer up our powers for Freddy.
1041
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,170
But then we grab one of them
1042
00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,010
and that's what we really use
to trade!
1043
00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,630
But what if they steal
our powers?
1044
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,840
No, they won't, 'cause we know
how they work now.
1045
00:49:35,930 --> 00:49:38,490
You know what I mean? If they just
point that staff at us, we dodge.
1046
00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:41,100
[IMITATES WHOOSHING SOUNDS]
Like dodgeball.
1047
00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:43,350
- Hmm.
- Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
1048
00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:45,390
Well, maybe Pedro sucks
at dodgeball,
1049
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,850
but not Super Pedro.
1050
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,110
No, Super Pedro also sucks
at dodgeball.
1051
00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:52,150
Fine. Listen, all I know is that
there's five of us and three of them.
1052
00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:54,530
So I think we should
send them a little invitation.
1053
00:49:57,070 --> 00:49:58,160
Okay.
1054
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,240
So, Steve says that this paper
1055
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,450
is a stack of magical parchment.
1056
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,410
You write a message
on the magical paper
1057
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:07,420
and say the name of the god
that you would like to talk to
1058
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,000
and then the paper folds
into a...
1059
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,460
[GASPS] Oh, my God, yes!
1060
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,300
A paper bird.
1061
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:16,970
And it flies to the god.
1062
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:18,840
SUPER HERO EUGENE: Well,
that's kinda cute.
1063
00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:22,970
Hey, what about demigods? Uh,
you know, like, Wonder Woman?
1064
00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:25,270
Do you think she's accepting
bird letters right now?
1065
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,600
Did the pen just shrug?
1066
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:31,730
Hey, Steve, do I just
dictate to...
1067
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:34,860
I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.
1068
00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,070
All right. [CLEARS THROAT]
1069
00:50:37,450 --> 00:50:39,370
Letter...
1070
00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:43,330
Letter, writing a letter.
No, no, no!
1071
00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,000
I was just talking out loud.
1072
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,040
That's not a part
of the letter. Wad that up, too.
1073
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,670
SUPERHERO DARLA:
Maybe if you try
1074
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:51,790
- speaking from the heart.
- Hmm.
1075
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,670
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1076
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,840
violence is not the answer."
1077
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,880
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
1078
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,060
[FREDDY GRUNTING]
1079
00:51:13,110 --> 00:51:14,430
- [SOLDIER GROWLS]
- [FREDDY GRUNTS]
1080
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,360
HESPERA: Child,
1081
00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:22,450
I will spare your life
if you're honest with me.
1082
00:51:22,530 --> 00:51:23,950
Honesty.
1083
00:51:24,030 --> 00:51:27,620
Yeah, wow, very, um,
ironic subject choice.
1084
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:29,750
The other Champions...
1085
00:51:29,830 --> 00:51:32,170
are they children like yourself?
1086
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,040
What even is a child?
1087
00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:36,880
I mean, I know I shave,
like, every week-ish.
1088
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,590
Yes or no?
1089
00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:40,800
No. Your answer is no
because nobody's stupid enough
1090
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,390
to grant primordial god-like
powers to a bunch of kids.
1091
00:51:44,470 --> 00:51:47,890
- Give us their names.
- The names of the Champions?
1092
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:52,100
Um, well, there's
Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer.
1093
00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:53,520
Are you guys taking
this stuff in?
1094
00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,020
Writing this down? No?
1095
00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:56,280
They drive a Dodge Ram.
1096
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,530
He's lying.
1097
00:51:57,610 --> 00:52:00,070
That's your superpower,
not mine.
1098
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:01,870
And she thinks
you're a total control freak.
1099
00:52:03,030 --> 00:52:04,120
One of you.
1100
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,240
Probably you.
1101
00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:08,500
- [GASPS]
- Hold him.
1102
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:10,580
[SOLDIER GROWLS]
1103
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,880
FREDDY: Don't... [GRUNTS]
What's happening?
1104
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,210
What is that?
What's she doing?
1105
00:52:14,290 --> 00:52:15,750
Power of chaos.
1106
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,170
It enters a man's mind
and shatters it whole.
1107
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,840
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
My mind is already trash,
1108
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,180
so I'd actually like
to see you try.
1109
00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,390
Because nobody has the balls
1110
00:52:25,470 --> 00:52:27,560
to handle what's
inside my brain.
1111
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,810
[WHISPERING] Say their names.
1112
00:52:29,890 --> 00:52:31,600
[MAGICAL VOICES WHISPERING]
1113
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:32,730
[GASPING]
1114
00:52:32,810 --> 00:52:34,270
[SCREAMING]
1115
00:52:36,190 --> 00:52:37,980
Say their names.
1116
00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:40,860
MAGICAL VOICES: Say their names.
1117
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,740
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
1118
00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:47,870
Destiny's Child did it better.
1119
00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:49,290
He is stronger than he looks.
1120
00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:51,460
[FREDDY SCREAMING]
1121
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:53,330
- Say their names.
- Stop!
1122
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,040
[HESITATING] Billy...
1123
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,010
Billy Bats...
1124
00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:07,260
Billy B...
1125
00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:08,810
Stop.
1126
00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:11,480
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
1127
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,980
This is from the Champions.
1128
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,310
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1129
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,820
violence is not the answer.
1130
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,570
Oh, good first sentence.
Thanks, Darla.
1131
00:53:22,650 --> 00:53:24,320
- We'd like to make a trade.
- What?
1132
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,910
We'll give up our powers
1133
00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:29,240
if you give us Freddy,
add 'unharmed.'
1134
00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:32,330
Otherwise, they're gonna
monkey's-paw you.
1135
00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:33,790
Smart, Eugene.
1136
00:53:33,870 --> 00:53:36,170
Steve, add 'unharmed'
1137
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,540
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
1138
00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:41,340
No, 'Sincerely, best'.
1139
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:44,300
Maybe just signed
'The Champions.'
1140
00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:46,050
Should we proofread it?
1141
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,300
Naw, Steve doesn't
make mistakes,
1142
00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:49,760
just writes what you say.
1143
00:53:49,850 --> 00:53:53,230
Great. I feel good
about this. Me, too.
1144
00:53:53,310 --> 00:53:56,190
Anyone else want a Gatorade?
1145
00:53:56,270 --> 00:53:57,480
Do we have red?"
1146
00:53:58,690 --> 00:54:01,110
What is this Gatorade?
1147
00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:03,900
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- [YELPS]
1148
00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:05,900
- Is it a weapon?
- Sister.
1149
00:54:05,990 --> 00:54:08,910
We need not torture him
any longer. You heard the letter.
1150
00:54:08,990 --> 00:54:10,660
[GRUNTING]
1151
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:12,450
- Throw them in the pit.
- ANTHEA: Wait.
1152
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,000
They want to make a trade.
1153
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,250
And we will meet, sister.
1154
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,000
But humans are not
to be trusted.
1155
00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:24,670
The pit is just a bad name
for a fun place, right?
1156
00:54:25,590 --> 00:54:27,430
Right? [GRUNTS]
1157
00:54:29,050 --> 00:54:31,430
[WIZARD AND FREDDY SCREAMING]
1158
00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:33,470
- [WIZARD GROANS]
- [FREDDY COUGHING]
1159
00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:36,980
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1160
00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,240
Are you hurt?
1161
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,820
No, just worthless.
1162
00:54:49,910 --> 00:54:52,330
- Well, you must get up.
- For what?
1163
00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:56,210
All this pretending
to be a superhero is just...
1164
00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:58,210
a way for me to pretend
I'm not broken.
1165
00:54:58,290 --> 00:55:00,000
Oh, feelings.
1166
00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:03,090
[RUMBLING]
1167
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,380
[GRUNTING]
1168
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,760
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1169
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,390
- I see something moving.
- Yeah, I see it, too.
1170
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,600
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1171
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,740
[FREDDY BREATHING HEAVILY]
1172
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,120
[LOW GROWLING]
1173
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,160
FREDDY: Oh, shit.
1174
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,580
What is that?
1175
00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:38,960
Ladon.
1176
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,250
The guardian
of the Garden of Atlas.
1177
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,920
- [LADON GROWLING]
- [FREDDY WHIMPERING]
1178
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,920
[ROARS]
1179
00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:53,600
- Run.
- I can't. I can't!
1180
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,480
- [ROARING]
- [FREDDY SCREAMS]
1181
00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:09,780
[POWERS TRILLING]
1182
00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:11,780
[FREDDY BREATHING SHAKILY]
1183
00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:13,870
- [SCREAMS]
- You're okay! You're okay.
1184
00:56:13,950 --> 00:56:15,580
I don't feel okay at all.
1185
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:18,160
That's the power of the dragon.
1186
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,410
It emanates fear
from every pore of its body.
1187
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,790
Ladon's fear paralyzes
any mortal,
1188
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:25,040
so that none can approach
the garden it protects.
1189
00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,710
Power of axis. Very cool, very,
1190
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,630
- very rare.
- HESPERA: Anthea!
1191
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,680
ANTHEA: I must go.
1192
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,640
The door back to your world
is at the center of the labyrinth.
1193
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,470
Right, left, left
1194
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,060
and then follow
the right-hand wall to the center.
1195
00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:41,860
- You'll need this.
- How did you find this?
1196
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,480
You once protected me
from the bullies
1197
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,610
in your world, Freddy Freeman.
1198
00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:46,900
Now I've protected you in mine.
1199
00:56:52,070 --> 00:56:54,320
- Hero.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
1200
00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:57,490
Well, to be fair, I didn't
actually need your protection.
1201
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,160
I was about to rearrange
those boys'
1202
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:00,790
internal organs
when you stepped in.
1203
00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:03,460
But you didn't know that,
which does make you brave.
1204
00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:06,380
I was just brave because
I knew I had powers.
1205
00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:10,050
No, the most powerful thing
about you is you.
1206
00:57:12,090 --> 00:57:14,720
[CLEARS THROAT] How lovely
for both of you.
1207
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,100
Goddess, we thank you much,
but we must get...
1208
00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:19,890
You should go. My sisters
don't need you anymore.
1209
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:21,430
All they require now
is the seed.
1210
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,520
- The seed?
- Yes.
1211
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,400
Which remains hidden
in a place unreachable
1212
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,440
by any of their kind.
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
1213
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,940
You call me Jeff?
She just said my entire name!
1214
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,740
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1215
00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:38,740
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1216
00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:46,120
SHAZAM: Hi, God... No?
1217
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,380
Yo, Low Voltage.
1218
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,050
When you fixing
this dome shit, man?
1219
00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:56,550
Oh, no, no, no,
don't worry, sir.
1220
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,930
[CLICKS TONGUE] I have a plan.
1221
00:57:58,010 --> 00:57:59,430
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
1222
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,190
'Cause look like all you got
is a sandwich.
1223
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,520
No, these sandwiches?
1224
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,740
No, these sandwiches
are important.
1225
00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:05,190
They're, they're for a meeting.
1226
00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:08,520
Yeah, sure,
Colonel Cheesesteak. [SCOFFS]
1227
00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:10,190
Colonel?
1228
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,030
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
1229
00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:16,150
[DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS]
1230
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,030
Quiet one, she is.
1231
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,660
I find it the most effective
way to slit an enemy's throat.
1232
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,250
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
1233
00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:24,790
Is that...
1234
00:58:24,870 --> 00:58:26,670
Oh, you're totally serious.
Okay.
1235
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:28,380
Uh...
1236
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,250
Right, so, look, here's
the thing, um, you're upset.
1237
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:33,140
A bunch of wizards came
and stole your powers,
1238
00:58:33,170 --> 00:58:35,470
which totally sucks balls,
I totally get it.
1239
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:38,430
But, I kind of feel like
you're taking this all,
1240
00:58:38,510 --> 00:58:41,470
like, really personally and, like,
I don't even know you, lady, right?
1241
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,970
If thieves stormed your home
in the night
1242
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:46,140
and stole all your coin
and then fled,
1243
00:58:46,230 --> 00:58:48,520
you would naturally
give chase, would you not?
1244
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:51,570
And say, in this pursuit
the thieves
1245
00:58:51,650 --> 00:58:53,070
dropped the money on the ground
1246
00:58:53,150 --> 00:58:55,650
and your neighbor picked it up
and kept it.
1247
00:58:56,860 --> 00:58:59,660
Now, imagine it is not money,
1248
00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:01,950
but the lifeblood
of your father.
1249
00:59:02,030 --> 00:59:04,040
The last breath of your mother.
1250
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,460
The power of all the gods,
1251
00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:09,750
the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.
1252
00:59:09,830 --> 00:59:12,420
And now this magic courses
through you,
1253
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,300
and you have the gall
1254
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,840
to believe that you deserve it?
1255
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,340
This is very personal,
1256
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,640
Billy.
1257
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,560
You are very menacing.
1258
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,850
I just want you to know that.
Like, I really...
1259
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:34,570
I see the presence
that you have, and that goes a long way.
1260
00:59:34,650 --> 00:59:38,150
But today, I really wanted
to talk about compromise.
1261
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,110
BOTH: There is no compromise.
1262
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,120
I knew you were gonna say that.
1263
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,490
Wisdom of Saruman.
Don't mess with me, okay?
1264
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:47,080
Give us back Freddy,
you take down this
1265
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,330
sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing
1266
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,960
and then, you know,
1267
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,690
we won't have to annihilate
you into the ground.
1268
00:59:53,710 --> 00:59:54,920
- [SCOFFS]
- It's a good offer.
1269
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,130
I'm being serious.
1270
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,800
You play the part of a man,
1271
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,260
but you do not play it well.
1272
01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:03,600
Give us the powers, child.
1273
01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,060
All of them.
1274
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:07,890
You are no leader, Billy.
1275
01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:10,810
You are a lost boy
1276
01:00:10,890 --> 01:00:14,110
who likes to make-believe
that he's a warrior.
1277
01:00:14,190 --> 01:00:16,360
Okay, look. I might not have
as much experience as you
1278
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,400
'cause I'm not, like,
super old like you,
1279
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,700
but I think I have
a few experiences that you don't have.
1280
01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:25,030
'Cause I've seen all of the
Fast and the Furious movies, lady.
1281
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,700
And let me tell you something.
1282
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,830
It's all about family!
1283
01:00:29,910 --> 01:00:31,670
[MUSIC SWELLS]
1284
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:34,170
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [BIRDS CAWING]
1285
01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:37,460
Family!
1286
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,670
Guys, that was the signal. We practiced
this, like, 12 times. Thank you.
1287
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,760
Forgot all about my family,
didn't you, Goddess?
1288
01:00:44,050 --> 01:00:46,970
No, human.
You forgot about mine.
1289
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,020
[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
1290
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,230
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1291
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,270
[HESPERA GRUNTS]
1292
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,440
[SHAZAM GRUNTING]
1293
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,530
MAN: Come on!
1294
01:00:58,610 --> 01:00:59,610
- Let's go.
- Pedro!
1295
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,400
[STAFF WHIRS]
1296
01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:05,030
[GRUNTS]
1297
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:09,700
[SUPERHERO EUGENE QUAVERING]
1298
01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:13,000
[BOTH QUAVERING]
1299
01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:22,260
- [SHAZAM GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
1300
01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:24,300
- [SHAZAM GRUNTING]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
1301
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,100
[GROANS]
1302
01:01:35,190 --> 01:01:37,860
You're wasting my time, boy.
1303
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,440
[POWERS RESONATE]
1304
01:01:42,530 --> 01:01:44,490
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1305
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,670
[RUMBLING]
1306
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,960
[WOMEN GRUNTING]
1307
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,010
[SHAZAM GRUNTS]
1308
01:02:16,730 --> 01:02:18,060
Yeah.
1309
01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:19,360
SHAZAM: Whoo!
1310
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,070
She sure didn't see that coming
1311
01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:25,030
because she didn't go
to the eye doctor. [CHUCKLES]
1312
01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:26,820
SHAZAM: Uh, Darla,
that was, 'cause...
1313
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,370
- [RATTLING]
- A euphemism. That was a euphemism.
1314
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,250
- SHAZAM: No!
- [WOMEN GRUNTING]
1315
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,100
[SHAZAM GROANS]
1316
01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,530
HESPERA: We've taken the power
from two
1317
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,350
in your family already.
1318
01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:56,940
And now two more must die,
and for what?
1319
01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:59,480
So you can keep playing soldier?
1320
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,520
[SHAZAM GRUNTING]
1321
01:03:12,530 --> 01:03:15,160
- [CHOKING]
- [GROANING]
1322
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,580
[GROANS]
1323
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:21,630
[GRUNTING]
1324
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,800
[GRUNTING]
1325
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,100
My father was Atlas.
1326
01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:41,020
Titan god of stamina
and strength.
1327
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,480
His magic and power
may course through you,
1328
01:03:46,570 --> 01:03:49,860
but you will never
be a true god.
1329
01:03:49,950 --> 01:03:51,910
Oh, yeah? Did your dad
have superspeed?
1330
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,200
[BOTH GRUNT]
1331
01:03:56,290 --> 01:03:58,620
- [COUGHING]
- Nope!
1332
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:03,840
[BOTH PANTING]
1333
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,880
You okay? That was fun.
Let's go.
1334
01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:12,840
Come on. Come on, come on.
1335
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,100
SHAZAM: Hurry, everyone!
1336
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:18,180
Let's go, let's go.
1337
01:04:28,110 --> 01:04:29,820
What?
1338
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,700
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [CHAIN LOCKS]
1339
01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,160
You thought you were just goin'
1340
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,680
into some regular porta-potty,
didn't ya?
1341
01:04:34,700 --> 01:04:36,870
Which I can somehow still smell.
1342
01:04:36,950 --> 01:04:39,100
Yeah, yeah, it really sticks
around. It's crazy, right?
1343
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,250
- Yeah.
- Like, permeates
1344
01:04:40,330 --> 01:04:41,870
the air.
Doesn't matter. Anyway,
1345
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,330
welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
1346
01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:45,630
Only Champions
1347
01:04:45,710 --> 01:04:48,090
can get in here,
through any door that we want.
1348
01:04:48,170 --> 01:04:50,880
Little thing that we can do
that your sisters can't.
1349
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:53,470
Guys, that's what I call
a total success.
1350
01:04:54,930 --> 01:04:56,890
Okay, maybe, like,
a partial total win.
1351
01:04:56,970 --> 01:04:58,810
- Told you I suck at dodgeball.
- SHAZAM: Yeah,
1352
01:04:58,890 --> 01:05:00,310
you do, yeah, but you know,
1353
01:05:00,390 --> 01:05:01,740
look, Pedro, we all have
our weak spots.
1354
01:05:01,770 --> 01:05:03,060
You know what I mean?
1355
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:04,770
And hers... [CHUCKLES]
1356
01:05:04,850 --> 01:05:06,400
lack of strategic thinking.
1357
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,360
Now for the real trade.
1358
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,780
Freddy and the staff,
for your freedom.
1359
01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:13,300
SUPERHERO DARLA: And get rid
of the dome.
1360
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,410
SHAZAM: Oh, yeah.
1361
01:05:14,490 --> 01:05:16,620
And get rid of the dome.
1362
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,240
'Cause the city
of brotherly love
1363
01:05:18,330 --> 01:05:19,490
is gettin' a little moist.
1364
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,330
Word choice, man.
1365
01:05:23,410 --> 01:05:24,480
SHAZAM: Yeah, I regretted it
as soon as
1366
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,130
it was coming out of my mouth.
1367
01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:27,130
SUPER HERO EUGENE: It's just
one of those words...
1368
01:05:27,210 --> 01:05:28,250
SHAZAM: I know. I just...
1369
01:05:32,550 --> 01:05:35,140
"Dear daughters
of Asshat-Las."
1370
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,890
- Burn!
- [CHUCKLES]
1371
01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:38,220
I just came up with that.
1372
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:39,530
Make sure you put a dash
in there, though,
1373
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,430
so it's really clear. Okay.
1374
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,880
[CLEARS THROAT] Man, it's so
good having Steve cover grammar
1375
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,220
and spelling and stuff,
it makes me sound so much smarter.
1376
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,980
[CLEARS THROAT] So...
1377
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,030
"A brother for a sister, huh?
1378
01:05:51,110 --> 01:05:52,740
How's that feel?
1379
01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:55,610
Also, how are you
actually sisters,
1380
01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:58,410
because the age difference
is very noticeable,
1381
01:05:58,490 --> 01:06:01,700
and slightly upsetting,
I'm not gonna lie."
1382
01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:04,120
Even though I don't like you
very much,
1383
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,080
I believe everyone
deserves human rights,
1384
01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:07,880
but you don't deserve
strawberry.
1385
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,800
You only get yellow. [GASPS]
1386
01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:14,210
She's gone!
1387
01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:16,970
Wait, what?
1388
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:19,010
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1389
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,690
I thought we brought her in
too easily.
1390
01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:31,770
She wanted to get caught.
1391
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:35,240
I don't get it.
Where would she even go?
1392
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,320
[CLANKING]
1393
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,240
[DOOR CREAKS]
1394
01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:46,830
Well, this seemed inevitable.
1395
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:56,170
Yep. We are so lost.
Thanks, bozo.
1396
01:06:56,260 --> 01:06:59,340
We are not lost.
Who's the wizard here?
1397
01:06:59,430 --> 01:07:00,970
I don't know.
1398
01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:03,350
You don't have any spells,
no magical artifacts,
1399
01:07:03,430 --> 01:07:05,390
you know nothing about magic,
you're just...
1400
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:10,100
You're the wizard.
1401
01:07:10,190 --> 01:07:12,360
- Thank you.
- Whatever.
1402
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,110
Now let's see if that
girlfriend of yours can be trusted.
1403
01:07:19,070 --> 01:07:21,030
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1404
01:07:28,290 --> 01:07:29,490
- [DOOR UNLOCKS]
- [FREDDY GASPS]
1405
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,630
Get back, get back. Get back.
1406
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,760
[WHISPERING IN OTHER LANGUAGE]
1407
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,600
[HESPERA GASPS]
1408
01:08:00,950 --> 01:08:02,510
[IN ENGLISH] Okay,
I think the coast is clear. Let's go home.
1409
01:08:02,530 --> 01:08:03,870
One moment.
1410
01:08:03,950 --> 01:08:06,290
Did you not see
what she was holding?
1411
01:08:06,370 --> 01:08:08,040
It was an apple.
She wanted a snack.
1412
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,410
What's the big deal?
1413
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,750
The golden apple.
From the Tree of Life.
1414
01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:14,590
From the Tree of Life.
1415
01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:16,950
Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you
say that was somewhere safe?
1416
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,260
- Billy!
- Billy. Gosh.
1417
01:08:21,340 --> 01:08:22,340
[WIZARD GROANS]
1418
01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:24,970
Where are you going now?
1419
01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:30,890
[INHALES SHARPLY]
1420
01:08:32,190 --> 01:08:34,810
[EXHALES] Nope.
1421
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:35,900
She's not in there.
1422
01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:38,190
Nope.
1423
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,900
No, no, no.
That's a hard pass.
1424
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,010
- That's a hard pass.
- SUPER HERO EUGENE: Yo, Billy,
1425
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:43,490
you don't gotta worry
about that one.
1426
01:08:43,570 --> 01:08:45,260
It's just a labyrinth
that doesn't go anywhere.
1427
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,950
- [SNIFFS]
- Like an ancient Greek
1428
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,160
- labyrinth?
- SHAZAM: Guys...
1429
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,330
[SNIFFS] porta-potty.
1430
01:08:51,410 --> 01:08:53,080
- [SNIFFS]
- SUPER HERO EUGENE: Mmm.
1431
01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,430
Hespera.
1432
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:11,430
It's over, sisters.
1433
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,020
Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.
1434
01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:18,780
Or we plant it in their realm.
1435
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:22,200
But that would destroy
their world.
1436
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,570
Just as they destroyed ours.
1437
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,780
HESPERA: You can't be serious.
1438
01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:28,660
- Yes.
- ANTHEA: No.
1439
01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:30,200
No, that's not
what we agreed to.
1440
01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:31,950
KALYPSO: Anthea,
you simpering bore.
1441
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,580
HESPERA: She's right,
we've spent ages
1442
01:09:33,660 --> 01:09:35,120
waiting for this moment.
1443
01:09:35,210 --> 01:09:36,540
ANTHEA: We have the seed.
1444
01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:38,500
We have the staff
and its powers.
1445
01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:39,960
HESPERA:
We are not squandering it
1446
01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,840
for your personal satisfaction.
1447
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,880
[WHISPERING]
No, I should go, not you.
1448
01:09:44,970 --> 01:09:46,930
Look, I know
what you're thinking.
1449
01:09:47,010 --> 01:09:49,280
The kid with the crutch
doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief."
1450
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,700
But here's the deal.
Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.
1451
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,980
- It's pathetic.
- [KNEES CRACK]
1452
01:09:53,060 --> 01:09:54,100
See?
1453
01:09:55,230 --> 01:09:56,600
Fortune be with you, Freddy.
1454
01:09:56,690 --> 01:09:58,770
Thank you.
What did you just call me?
1455
01:09:59,730 --> 01:10:02,360
Freddy. Freddy Freeman.
1456
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:05,820
[CHUCKLES] That's it.
You nailed it.
1457
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,450
I'll see you on the other side.
1458
01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:10,430
HESPERA: Even if we did,
the Tree of Life
1459
01:10:10,450 --> 01:10:12,120
would not thrive in their soil.
1460
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,290
It would despoil, it would
disfigure into something...
1461
01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:16,710
KALYPSO: Monstrous?
1462
01:10:16,790 --> 01:10:19,170
That is what humans are.
1463
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:22,170
It is only fitting
that we bring our monsters to their world
1464
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,720
and do to them
as they did to us.
1465
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,010
ANTHEA: We agreed
to restore balance
1466
01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:33,560
and vengeance has
great measure of weight on those scales.
1467
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,640
Anthea, humans are villains,
even to themselves.
1468
01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:38,600
- No, not all.
- All.
1469
01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:42,150
HESPERA: Sister, I fear your
rage has gotten the better of you.
1470
01:10:42,230 --> 01:10:43,400
KALYPSO: Why?
1471
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,820
Humans wreak havoc
and devastation,
1472
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:48,030
then pray to the gods
to absolve them.
1473
01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:50,410
They actually pray
for order and peace
1474
01:10:50,490 --> 01:10:53,620
when all they do
is dismantle it at every turn.
1475
01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:55,910
Anthea, I want you
to take the apple
1476
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,080
and plant it in our garden.
1477
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,920
KALYPSO: Of course
you turn to her.
1478
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,670
Father would be ashamed
of both of you.
1479
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,460
- [OBJECT CLATTERS]
- [FREDDY YELPS]
1480
01:11:04,550 --> 01:11:06,340
Where did that even come from?
1481
01:11:08,010 --> 01:11:09,890
- Hi!
- You favor her, Hespera,
1482
01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:11,550
and see how she betrays us.
1483
01:11:15,310 --> 01:11:16,830
Deliver him
to his proper fate, sister.
1484
01:11:16,850 --> 01:11:18,980
- No!
- KALYPSO: Kill him!
1485
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,190
What is that?
1486
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,070
SHAZAM: Great question.
No idea.
1487
01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,740
But made you look.
1488
01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:29,990
Billy! [CHUCKLES]
1489
01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:33,530
- Oh!
- Oh.
1490
01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,330
- [FREDDY GASPS]
- Your crutch!
1491
01:11:35,410 --> 01:11:38,330
- Oh! Shazam!
- [LIGHTNING CRACKS]
1492
01:11:38,410 --> 01:11:39,410
- Yes!
- No!
1493
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,340
So, we have a lot to talk about.
1494
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,730
Kalypso, hand me the staff.
1495
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,230
You are not fit to wield it.
1496
01:12:01,310 --> 01:12:02,650
More fit than you.
1497
01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:04,410
You had him in your hands,
yet did nothing.
1498
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,780
Our sole purpose is
to avenge our father,
1499
01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:09,900
but everyone here
has become weak.
1500
01:12:11,030 --> 01:12:13,200
Ladon, world-eater,
1501
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,580
rise from the pit!
1502
01:12:16,660 --> 01:12:18,620
[CLANKING]
1503
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,920
[LADON ROARS]
1504
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:27,050
SHAZAM: Go, go, go!
1505
01:12:27,130 --> 01:12:28,440
SUPERHERO DARLA:
Captain Everypower! Where's he going?
1506
01:12:28,460 --> 01:12:29,760
SUPER HERO EUGENE: What the...
1507
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,510
- [SUPERHERO MARY SCREAMS]
- [LADON ROARS]
1508
01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:35,350
[ALL SCREAMING]
1509
01:12:37,930 --> 01:12:39,140
[ROARS]
1510
01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,020
[SNORING]
1511
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,060
[SUPERHEROES CHATTERING FAINTLY]
1512
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,400
ROSA: Victor?
1513
01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:48,530
Victor, wake up.
1514
01:12:48,610 --> 01:12:51,820
Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?
1515
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,450
Dad. We gotta go!
1516
01:12:53,530 --> 01:12:55,650
- We gotta get out of here.
- We have to go right now!
1517
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,910
This is funny, right?
I know what this looks like.
1518
01:12:57,990 --> 01:12:59,720
That's not true. I have
no idea what this looks like.
1519
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,410
Just don't freak out.
1520
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,920
[VICTOR AND ROSA SCREAMING]
1521
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,960
[ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE]
1522
01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,190
I said don't freak out!
Look at me, it's Billy.
1523
01:13:08,210 --> 01:13:09,850
Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
And that's Eugene,
1524
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,170
- and that's Freddy...
- It's me.
1525
01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:12,570
That's Darla
and that's Mary, obvi,
1526
01:13:12,590 --> 01:13:14,050
and then Pedro,
just normal Pedro.
1527
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,050
[SHAZAM PANTING]
1528
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:17,320
Guys, this is no time
for secrets, okay?
1529
01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:19,560
We have to tell 'em the truth.
1530
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,020
- ALL: We're superheroes.
- I'm gay.
1531
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,100
Yeah, we know, bud.
1532
01:13:24,350 --> 01:13:25,690
- You knew?
- Yeah.
1533
01:13:26,810 --> 01:13:28,980
- Yeah.
- Oh.
1534
01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:30,860
- I'm the wizard.
- Oh, this is the wizard.
1535
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:32,500
He's a wizard who's called
"the wizard."
1536
01:13:32,530 --> 01:13:34,300
Okay, get dressed right now.
Come on, hurry up.
1537
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,380
SUPERHERO DARLA:
Put on these clothes.
1538
01:13:35,410 --> 01:13:36,910
This is so weird.
1539
01:13:36,990 --> 01:13:38,200
SHAZAM: Yep, yep.
1540
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,870
You guys are
the Philly Fiascoes?
1541
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:44,250
Okay. This is in no way
an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname
1542
01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:46,390
but, yes, that would be us.
Now can you pick up the pace?
1543
01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:48,380
We have to go.
The dragon is here!
1544
01:13:49,170 --> 01:13:50,800
Dragon?
1545
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,840
- [ALL SCREAMING]
- [LADON ROARS]
1546
01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:56,510
[VICTOR WHIMPERS]
1547
01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,430
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1548
01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:02,600
[ROARING]
1549
01:14:27,790 --> 01:14:29,190
- SUPER HERO EUGENE: You okay?
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
1550
01:14:29,210 --> 01:14:30,210
Okay.
1551
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,050
I know this is a lot to take in,
1552
01:14:33,130 --> 01:14:35,050
but I promise
to explain it all later.
1553
01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:36,840
VICTOR: Explain what?
1554
01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:38,610
That our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek gods
1555
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,320
that used a dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?
1556
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,520
- Yeah.
- Wait, you bought the house?
1557
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,850
Yeah.
1558
01:14:43,930 --> 01:14:45,850
- [RUMBLING]
- [SUPERHERO FREDDY GASPS]
1559
01:14:46,770 --> 01:14:47,770
[ROARS]
1560
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:52,230
Run! Go!
1561
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,280
[ALL SCREAMING]
1562
01:14:56,570 --> 01:14:57,570
[ROARS]
1563
01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,910
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
- Oh, no.
1564
01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:04,580
[LADON ROARS]
1565
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:05,830
PEDRO: Get down.
1566
01:15:05,910 --> 01:15:07,370
SUPERHERO FREDDY: Okay, that's it!
1567
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:12,290
[SCREAMS, GRUNTING] Again?
1568
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:14,210
- [ROARS]
- SHAZAM: Freddy!
1569
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,680
Hey, hey!
This is what you want, right?
1570
01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:26,850
[LADON GROWLS]
1571
01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:35,650
Come on, we're good.
1572
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,050
We're safe right now.
Let's go. Let's go.
1573
01:15:37,070 --> 01:15:39,030
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1574
01:15:44,030 --> 01:15:45,990
[GRUNTING]
1575
01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:53,130
[ROARS]
1576
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,840
[SCREAMING]
1577
01:16:00,930 --> 01:16:02,600
[SCREAMING]
1578
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:03,680
Mary!
1579
01:16:04,930 --> 01:16:06,680
- No.
- [GASPING]
1580
01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:08,730
[MARY SCREAMING]
1581
01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:48,100
Hey. Are you okay?
1582
01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:49,850
You okay?
1583
01:16:51,350 --> 01:16:52,350
All right.
1584
01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:55,900
Now, where is this dragon?
1585
01:17:04,410 --> 01:17:05,490
[ROARS]
1586
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,210
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
1587
01:17:23,260 --> 01:17:25,390
Fitting place for a garden.
1588
01:17:27,220 --> 01:17:29,180
[GROWLS]
1589
01:17:41,860 --> 01:17:43,820
[RUMBLING]
1590
01:17:47,490 --> 01:17:48,950
[LADON GROWLS]
1591
01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:55,170
[ROARS]
1592
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:23,820
[WOMAN SCREAMING FAINTLY]
1593
01:18:25,740 --> 01:18:27,950
- [MAN AND WOMAN SCREAMING]
- [GRUNTS]
1594
01:18:30,490 --> 01:18:32,490
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1595
01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:34,540
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1596
01:18:40,130 --> 01:18:42,090
[WHIMPERING]
1597
01:18:45,050 --> 01:18:47,010
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
1598
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,760
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1599
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,210
[RUMBLING]
1600
01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:46,940
[ROARS]
1601
01:19:47,030 --> 01:19:48,490
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1602
01:19:48,570 --> 01:19:50,530
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
1603
01:19:52,740 --> 01:19:54,700
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1604
01:19:57,870 --> 01:19:59,710
[SCREECHING]
1605
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,290
Go! Let's go, let's go!
1606
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,920
[WHIMPERS]
1607
01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:09,840
Oh, God, I'm slipping!
Slipping!
1608
01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,010
- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- My shoe!
1609
01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:17,180
[ROARS]
1610
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,560
- [CREATURE GRUNTING]
- [OFFICER SCREAMS]
1611
01:20:24,310 --> 01:20:25,770
[ROARS]
1612
01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:27,820
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1613
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,280
Holy moly.
1614
01:20:35,370 --> 01:20:38,250
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1615
01:20:38,330 --> 01:20:40,290
[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]
1616
01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:51,340
[CREATURES ROARING, SCREECHING]
1617
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,600
You know, I never thought
I'd say this about a dragon,
1618
01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,180
but it is the least
of our problems right now.
1619
01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,980
Your world will not
survive this.
1620
01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,270
Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
1621
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,360
ANTHEA: He's right.
1622
01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,110
Anne!
1623
01:21:10,190 --> 01:21:12,700
- Are you okay? Are you hurt?
- I'm okay, I'm fine.
1624
01:21:13,990 --> 01:21:15,490
In the God Realm, this tree...
1625
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,830
is a thing of beauty.
1626
01:21:18,910 --> 01:21:20,580
Of peace.
1627
01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:23,080
It was not meant
for the soil of this realm
1628
01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,290
and it's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.
1629
01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,420
Whose side is she on, anyway?
Do you...
1630
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,590
I must try to sway Hespera.
1631
01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:31,630
Only she can subdue our sister.
1632
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,720
I will give it my all,
or die trying.
1633
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,260
Die? No, I'm pretty sure
1634
01:21:35,340 --> 01:21:36,860
we can come up
with an alternative to dying.
1635
01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:39,390
My sweet Freddy,
I'm ready if need be.
1636
01:21:39,470 --> 01:21:41,020
I've lived a long life.
1637
01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:42,660
What are you talking about,
"Lived a long life?"
1638
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:43,520
We're the same age.
You're young. We're young.
1639
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,560
I'm over 6,000 years old.
1640
01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:47,060
- Oh?
- [CHUCKLES]
1641
01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:49,610
You look great.
1642
01:21:50,190 --> 01:21:51,190
Oh.
1643
01:21:56,490 --> 01:21:58,200
Suddenly seems inappropriate.
1644
01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,280
Yeah.
1645
01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:09,590
We can't let her die.
She called me sweet!
1646
01:22:09,670 --> 01:22:11,210
We have to figure something out.
1647
01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:13,590
Take my powers back.
1648
01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:15,010
- No, Billy!
- No, no, no.
1649
01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:16,720
Hey, take my powers back.
1650
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,070
You gave 'em to me, so you can
take 'em back, right?
1651
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:20,260
I am no longer the champion.
You are!
1652
01:22:20,350 --> 01:22:21,530
You think I know
how to fix this, dude,
1653
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,180
but I really don't, okay?
1654
01:22:23,270 --> 01:22:25,560
I, I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.
1655
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,250
I had to Google them.
But you know who they are,
1656
01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:28,860
which means you know what to do.
1657
01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:30,900
And you were right.
1658
01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:33,150
You picked
the wrong champion, man.
1659
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,090
I mean, that's why I always
say "all or none," right?
1660
01:22:35,110 --> 01:22:37,240
Because without my family,
I'm nothing.
1661
01:22:40,450 --> 01:22:42,700
And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doin'.
1662
01:22:42,790 --> 01:22:43,910
WIZARD: No.
1663
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,460
You don't have a shred of wisdom
1664
01:22:45,540 --> 01:22:47,000
in that brain of yours.
1665
01:22:48,290 --> 01:22:50,790
But your heart is wise.
1666
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:54,300
And it knows exactly
what must be done.
1667
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:57,930
I spent millennia searching
for a worthy champion
1668
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:01,600
and no one was worthy
of what I once shared
1669
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,140
with my brothers and sisters.
1670
01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:05,930
But when you shared your powers,
1671
01:23:07,390 --> 01:23:08,770
you did not hesitate.
1672
01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:11,150
For you, everyone can be worthy
1673
01:23:11,230 --> 01:23:12,730
if given a chance.
1674
01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:16,150
Now, go fight for your family.
1675
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:18,410
Go fight for the world.
1676
01:23:18,490 --> 01:23:20,700
I chose right when I chose you.
1677
01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:25,750
FREDDY: Billy?
1678
01:23:25,830 --> 01:23:27,620
Billy, what are we gonna do,
man?
1679
01:23:27,710 --> 01:23:30,710
Same thing we
always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world.
1680
01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:32,460
Now, I'm gonna go get that staff
1681
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:34,300
and I need you to lure
these things away
1682
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:37,090
from the stadium while I deal
with the dragon, all right?
1683
01:23:37,170 --> 01:23:38,930
Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
1684
01:23:39,010 --> 01:23:41,180
Can I just see you,
before you go?
1685
01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:43,220
Not this version.
1686
01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:45,140
You... You.
1687
01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:46,310
My Billy.
1688
01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:49,350
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
1689
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:53,520
Shazam!
1690
01:23:53,610 --> 01:23:55,610
[LIGHTNING CRACKS]
1691
01:23:55,690 --> 01:23:58,150
Is that why the house keeps
getting struck by lightning?
1692
01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:02,570
Hey.
1693
01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:11,580
I promise after this
1694
01:24:11,670 --> 01:24:13,420
if I don't get eaten
by a dragon,
1695
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,760
I'm not gonna force you
to keep me.
1696
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,050
- Okay?
- What?
1697
01:24:19,130 --> 01:24:20,840
I know I age out soon.
1698
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,760
Billy.
1699
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:28,230
My wonderful, kind, brave, son.
1700
01:24:28,310 --> 01:24:29,710
You will never age out
of your home.
1701
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,690
Never.
1702
01:24:37,150 --> 01:24:39,280
Now, do me a favor
1703
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:41,740
and I mean this
from the bottom of my heart,
1704
01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:44,240
go kick their ass, okay?
1705
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,580
I love you, Mom.
1706
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,250
Me too.
1707
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,080
- Shazam!
- [LIGHTNING CRACKS]
1708
01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,590
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1709
01:24:58,380 --> 01:25:00,760
That's gonna take
some getting used to.
1710
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:02,630
Everybody to the battle wagon!
1711
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:03,970
The battle wagon?
1712
01:25:05,510 --> 01:25:07,070
Trying to get
into the spirit of things.
1713
01:25:10,930 --> 01:25:12,440
[ENGINE STARTS]
1714
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,520
[GROWLING]
1715
01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:27,080
Don't you see what
you're doing to these people?
1716
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,160
KALYPSO: I do.
1717
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,830
And what I see is just.
1718
01:25:30,910 --> 01:25:32,250
Hespera, look at this tree.
1719
01:25:32,330 --> 01:25:34,920
It is blighted.
It is unnatural here.
1720
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,840
We made a vow
to restore our realm,
1721
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,500
not destroy another.
1722
01:25:38,590 --> 01:25:40,440
KALYPSO: A god has answered
their prayers at last.
1723
01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:42,720
They did not know their place,
1724
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,300
so I am showing it to them.
1725
01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:47,930
Your fanatical tone
echoes our uncle Hades.
1726
01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:50,020
No. I'm putting an end
to this.
1727
01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,100
[GRUNTS]
1728
01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:56,730
- [GROWLS]
- [GROANING]
1729
01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:00,190
- [ROARS]
- Hespera. [PANTS]
1730
01:26:06,070 --> 01:26:07,160
No!
1731
01:26:08,370 --> 01:26:09,910
Hespera.
1732
01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:13,790
If your emotions rest
with the humans so, Anne,
1733
01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:16,170
then perhaps you should
be human.
1734
01:26:25,260 --> 01:26:26,720
[PANTING]
1735
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:30,350
[RUMBLING]
1736
01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:34,730
[GASPS]
1737
01:26:34,810 --> 01:26:36,770
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1738
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:43,440
[GRUNTING]
1739
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,370
[POWERS TRILLING]
1740
01:27:04,380 --> 01:27:06,340
[CREATURES SCREECHING]
1741
01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:08,800
[CREATURE ROARS]
1742
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,850
[PEOPLE SHOUTING, SCREAMING]
1743
01:27:12,390 --> 01:27:14,720
Help, somebody! [SCREAMS]
1744
01:27:14,810 --> 01:27:16,100
- [ROARS]
- Somebody help!
1745
01:27:16,180 --> 01:27:17,230
Somebody help!
1746
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:20,110
- [ALL SCREAMING]
- [ROARS]
1747
01:27:27,490 --> 01:27:29,450
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1748
01:27:29,530 --> 01:27:31,260
Okay, now what? There are only
so many minotaurs
1749
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,440
I can run over with this van.
1750
01:27:32,950 --> 01:27:33,950
[GASPS]
1751
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,960
Hey, Steve.
1752
01:27:39,670 --> 01:27:41,130
What are monsters afraid of?
1753
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:46,090
"The king of beasts."
1754
01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:47,260
Lions?
1755
01:27:47,340 --> 01:27:48,430
Unicorns.
1756
01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:50,510
Really? I love unicorns.
1757
01:27:50,590 --> 01:27:52,550
Yet, the unicorn
does not love you.
1758
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,600
Guys, unicorns don't exist.
1759
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,520
- What?
- [CREATURE ROARING]
1760
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,480
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1761
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:01,150
- FREDDY: Oh, my...
- Ah! [PANTS]
1762
01:28:01,230 --> 01:28:03,020
I guess maybe it's not so crazy.
1763
01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:06,110
The unicorn is the most
fearsome creature of its realm.
1764
01:28:06,190 --> 01:28:07,610
Ruthless and cruel,
1765
01:28:07,690 --> 01:28:09,010
not like the ponies
from your storybooks.
1766
01:28:09,030 --> 01:28:10,490
They loathe humanity.
1767
01:28:10,570 --> 01:28:12,120
Is there anything they do like?
1768
01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:15,740
"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
1769
01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,390
Ambrosia. It's like the nectar
of the gods.
1770
01:28:17,410 --> 01:28:19,080
It's supposed to be sweet,
like honey.
1771
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,370
I have an idea.
1772
01:28:20,460 --> 01:28:22,130
Go, go! Quick, quick.
1773
01:28:22,210 --> 01:28:24,840
Guys, get as many of these
people to safety as you can.
1774
01:28:25,590 --> 01:28:27,050
Kids?
1775
01:28:27,130 --> 01:28:29,090
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- [CREATURE GROWLS]
1776
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,760
- Let's go.
- Come on, let's go!
1777
01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:35,100
Wizard?
1778
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:36,180
I'm going with them.
1779
01:28:37,060 --> 01:28:38,060
ROSA: Freddy?
1780
01:28:40,390 --> 01:28:41,390
Anne?
1781
01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,150
Anne!
1782
01:28:44,230 --> 01:28:45,230
Anne!
1783
01:28:48,110 --> 01:28:51,030
I am not entirely sure
how to parent, here.
1784
01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:53,070
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1785
01:28:58,790 --> 01:29:00,620
SHAZAM: Hey! Khaleesi!
1786
01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:02,000
[SHAZAM GRUNTS]
1787
01:29:02,790 --> 01:29:03,790
[ROARS]
1788
01:29:11,050 --> 01:29:12,470
[ROARS]
1789
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,510
Whoo! That was
really satisfying.
1790
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,600
How was that for you?
1791
01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:22,140
[SHAZAM SCREAMS]
1792
01:29:22,230 --> 01:29:23,810
- [CAR ALARM BLARES]
- [SHAZAM GRUNTING]
1793
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,400
[CAR HORN HONKS]
1794
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,860
[GASPING]
1795
01:29:34,950 --> 01:29:36,660
- MAN 1: Yeah.
- [PEOPLE CHEERING]
1796
01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:38,870
We love you, Thundercrack.
1797
01:29:38,950 --> 01:29:40,410
You're the best, Captain Marvel.
1798
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,210
- Yeah, go, High Voltage!
- Oh, wassup, bro?
1799
01:29:43,290 --> 01:29:45,420
It's Maximum Voltage actually,
amongst other names.
1800
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:47,250
We're still kinda
workshopping it, so...
1801
01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,340
[GROWLS]
1802
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:54,260
[ROARS]
1803
01:29:54,340 --> 01:29:56,550
You thought you were
invulnerable.
1804
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,390
But, no.
1805
01:29:58,470 --> 01:30:00,140
Magical fire.
1806
01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:02,060
Magic can kill magic.
1807
01:30:02,140 --> 01:30:03,850
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"Magic kills magic."
1808
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,440
Way ahead of you, lady.
1809
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:06,580
I'm just trippin' out
because I've never seen
1810
01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,860
my suit burn like this.
1811
01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:10,400
Also, nobody messes
with my town!
1812
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,320
Know what I'm saying?
1813
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,570
KALYPSO: I defeated
my traitor sister.
1814
01:30:14,650 --> 01:30:15,780
A god.
1815
01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:17,870
You think I won't destroy you?
1816
01:30:19,490 --> 01:30:21,160
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1817
01:30:32,130 --> 01:30:33,970
- [GRUNTS]
- [ROARS]
1818
01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:37,050
[GRUNTING]
1819
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,550
[LAUGHS]
1820
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,100
[YELLING]
1821
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:59,030
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [CRACKLING]
1822
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,620
The staff is absorbing it all.
1823
01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:08,500
Like a battery.
1824
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:15,970
That's right.
1825
01:31:16,630 --> 01:31:18,300
Run!
1826
01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:19,930
This is a terrible idea.
1827
01:31:20,010 --> 01:31:22,180
You don't understand
the savagery, the barbarity.
1828
01:31:22,260 --> 01:31:23,340
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
1829
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:26,600
Oh, no.
1830
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,600
[PEOPLE SHOUTING IN THE DISTANCE]
1831
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:42,200
[CREATURE SKITTERING]
1832
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:49,120
[RUSTLING]
1833
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,420
- Hello.
- No.
1834
01:31:57,510 --> 01:31:59,470
[SNORTING]
1835
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:02,350
It's okay. Come here.
1836
01:32:07,270 --> 01:32:08,350
Darla...
1837
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,730
It's okay. Good girl.
1838
01:32:10,810 --> 01:32:12,860
[SNORTING]
1839
01:32:12,940 --> 01:32:14,980
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1840
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,610
- Whoa, watch out!
- EUGENE: Whoa!
1841
01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:22,570
- Darla!
- [GASPS]
1842
01:32:39,550 --> 01:32:40,550
[SNIFFS]
1843
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:45,850
[WHISPERS]
Taste the rainbow.
1844
01:32:48,270 --> 01:32:49,480
Good, isn't it?
1845
01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:51,600
It's the closest to ambrosia
we have.
1846
01:32:51,690 --> 01:32:53,400
[UNICORN SNORTS]
1847
01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:55,440
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
1848
01:33:16,630 --> 01:33:17,630
Good girl.
1849
01:33:22,260 --> 01:33:23,720
[ROARS]
1850
01:33:24,590 --> 01:33:25,600
BOTH: Whoa!
1851
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:36,400
We're gonna need more Skittles.
1852
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,440
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1853
01:33:39,940 --> 01:33:41,110
[ROARS]
1854
01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:45,620
[WOMAN GRUNTING]
1855
01:33:47,910 --> 01:33:48,910
[SNIFFS]
1856
01:33:50,450 --> 01:33:53,290
[GROWLS]
1857
01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:55,750
- [SNIFFS]
- [GALLOPING IN THE DISTANCE]
1858
01:33:55,830 --> 01:33:57,790
- [CREATURE ROARS]
- [UNICORNS ROAR]
1859
01:33:59,550 --> 01:34:01,130
[SCREECHES]
1860
01:34:01,210 --> 01:34:03,170
[UNICORNS ROARING]
1861
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,680
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1862
01:34:09,470 --> 01:34:11,140
[CREATURE GRUNTING]
1863
01:34:13,430 --> 01:34:14,730
Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
1864
01:34:14,810 --> 01:34:16,900
[ROARS]
1865
01:34:33,580 --> 01:34:34,790
[GRUNTS]
1866
01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:37,000
No, no, no.
1867
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:38,540
Lady, lady, you can't die!
1868
01:34:38,630 --> 01:34:40,630
Come on, Billy, come on!
Powers, powers, powers.
1869
01:34:40,710 --> 01:34:43,970
Medical powers. No.
How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
1870
01:34:44,050 --> 01:34:46,010
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
1871
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,180
- Clear?
- [GRUNTS]
1872
01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:56,230
Whoa! Come on!
One more time. Clear!
1873
01:34:56,310 --> 01:34:57,730
HESPERA: Stop! Stop!
1874
01:34:57,810 --> 01:35:00,190
Let me go to the Underworld
in peace, please.
1875
01:35:00,270 --> 01:35:03,230
Oh, lady, lady,
listen to me, okay?
1876
01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:04,650
I don't want anyone else to die.
1877
01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:06,050
Not my family, not Anthea,
not anyone,
1878
01:35:06,070 --> 01:35:07,530
and we can save them.
1879
01:35:07,610 --> 01:35:08,990
This all came
from the tree, right?
1880
01:35:09,070 --> 01:35:10,620
I might know a way to destroy
1881
01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:12,080
the tree and the dragon
all in one.
1882
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:15,540
Ladon's powers
are too great, boy.
1883
01:35:15,620 --> 01:35:17,120
Well, not if I can overload
the staff
1884
01:35:17,210 --> 01:35:19,500
- with enough lightning.
- A bomb?
1885
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,060
Is that enough
to kill the dragon?
1886
01:35:22,090 --> 01:35:23,090
And more.
1887
01:35:25,010 --> 01:35:26,510
You would annihilate
1888
01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:28,640
everything that's inside
the dome.
1889
01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:32,010
Well, then I have
one more favor to ask.
1890
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:35,060
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
1891
01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:36,980
OFFICER: Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
1892
01:35:37,060 --> 01:35:38,230
There's shelter ahead.
1893
01:35:38,310 --> 01:35:40,560
There's shelter ahead.
Let's go.
1894
01:35:40,650 --> 01:35:42,610
Walk, don't run.
There's shelter ahead.
1895
01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:44,480
Let's go, let's go.
1896
01:35:46,110 --> 01:35:47,780
WOMAN: Keep going. Keep going!
1897
01:35:47,860 --> 01:35:49,200
FREDDY: Anne!
1898
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:50,280
Anne!
1899
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,280
Anne!
1900
01:35:53,370 --> 01:35:55,500
- [RUMBLING]
- [LADON ROARS]
1901
01:35:57,660 --> 01:36:00,290
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
- [GASPS]
1902
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,630
OFFICER: Go. Run.
1903
01:36:01,710 --> 01:36:03,880
- Watch that rear.
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
1904
01:36:05,710 --> 01:36:07,090
[ROARING]
1905
01:36:09,550 --> 01:36:10,800
[GRUNTS]
1906
01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,890
[ROARING]
1907
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:17,890
Go, go, go!
1908
01:36:21,730 --> 01:36:24,320
[ROARING]
1909
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:26,070
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1910
01:36:26,150 --> 01:36:27,570
OFFICER 2: Back away!
1911
01:36:27,650 --> 01:36:29,950
- [GROWLING]
- OFFICER 3: Run, run, run!
1912
01:36:33,620 --> 01:36:35,580
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1913
01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:38,120
[ROARS]
1914
01:36:38,790 --> 01:36:40,160
Anne!
1915
01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:41,330
Ladon,
1916
01:36:42,210 --> 01:36:43,420
kill the traitor.
1917
01:36:47,340 --> 01:36:49,010
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1918
01:36:51,930 --> 01:36:54,800
[GRUNTING, BREATHING HEAVILY]
1919
01:36:54,890 --> 01:36:57,680
[ROARING]
1920
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,100
[GRUNTING]
1921
01:37:16,370 --> 01:37:17,620
Impossible.
1922
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:18,990
Bow him!
1923
01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:22,710
[GRUNTING]
1924
01:37:25,210 --> 01:37:26,460
[YELLS]
1925
01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:28,500
[ANTHEA AND FREDDY GRUNTING]
1926
01:37:33,050 --> 01:37:35,640
I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
1927
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:37,430
What is a god without her power?
1928
01:37:37,510 --> 01:37:39,640
The most powerful thing
about you
1929
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:40,930
is you.
1930
01:37:41,020 --> 01:37:42,190
You taught me that.
1931
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,360
[BOTH YELLING]
1932
01:37:50,610 --> 01:37:52,320
Kill them!
1933
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,530
[YELLING CONTINUES]
1934
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,750
[ANTHEA BREATHING SHAKILY]
1935
01:38:00,830 --> 01:38:04,500
[ROARING]
1936
01:38:04,580 --> 01:38:05,580
[ROARING STOPS]
1937
01:38:06,960 --> 01:38:09,670
[BOTH PANTING]
1938
01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:11,840
SHAZAM: Boom! [CHUCKLES]
1939
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:14,300
That must be super
disappointing as a dragon.
1940
01:38:17,050 --> 01:38:18,300
Assuming that you are one.
1941
01:38:18,390 --> 01:38:20,100
I mean, you fly,
and you breathe fire,
1942
01:38:20,180 --> 01:38:22,310
but you're also made of wood
which is a weird flex
1943
01:38:22,390 --> 01:38:24,600
and a serious design flaw,
if I'm being honest.
1944
01:38:25,980 --> 01:38:26,980
Freddy, Anthea, don't!
1945
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:32,490
- [SHAZAM CHUCKLES]
- Ah, made you look!
1946
01:38:32,570 --> 01:38:34,150
Oh, lady, that's twice.
1947
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:36,320
And I didn't even need
a flaming violin that time.
1948
01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:37,740
[SHAZAM CHUCKLES]
1949
01:38:37,820 --> 01:38:39,950
You want the staff?
Come get it.
1950
01:38:47,710 --> 01:38:49,380
[LADON ROARS]
1951
01:38:58,970 --> 01:39:00,760
[PANTING]
1952
01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:04,980
[GRUNTS]
1953
01:39:14,780 --> 01:39:16,490
Now, Hespera.
1954
01:39:16,570 --> 01:39:18,820
[LADON ROARS]
1955
01:39:18,910 --> 01:39:20,070
Now, Hespera.
1956
01:39:23,370 --> 01:39:24,790
Now. Now.
1957
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,330
[LADON GROWLING]
1958
01:39:28,420 --> 01:39:32,130
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1959
01:39:33,170 --> 01:39:35,130
[GROANS]
1960
01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:38,380
[POWERS RESONATE]
1961
01:39:38,470 --> 01:39:40,010
[SPEAKING GREEK]
1962
01:39:41,050 --> 01:39:43,010
[RUMBLING]
1963
01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:47,350
- [MAGIC RESONATING]
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1964
01:39:59,110 --> 01:40:01,620
[ENGINE REVVING]
1965
01:40:03,990 --> 01:40:04,990
[TIRES SCREECH]
1966
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,040
[GRUNTS]
1967
01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:26,970
[IN ENGLISH] No.
1968
01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:28,560
No! No!
1969
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:48,120
[GROWLS]
1970
01:40:52,630 --> 01:40:54,000
Remove the dome.
1971
01:40:54,090 --> 01:40:56,050
As long as I still breathe,
1972
01:40:57,050 --> 01:40:59,550
the dome still stands.
1973
01:40:59,630 --> 01:41:03,390
Till I see you
on the other side, sister.
1974
01:41:05,300 --> 01:41:07,270
[ROARS]
1975
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:25,320
[CAR HORN HONKING]
1976
01:41:27,910 --> 01:41:29,620
[HORN CONTINUES HONKING]
1977
01:41:38,050 --> 01:41:40,010
[TIRES SCREECH]
1978
01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:44,300
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1979
01:41:47,100 --> 01:41:48,600
Billy!
1980
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:50,350
- Get out of there.
- SHAZAM: I can't.
1981
01:41:50,430 --> 01:41:51,520
Billy.
1982
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,140
SHAZAM: I have to do this.
1983
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:56,790
FREDDY: Billy,
what are you doing?
1984
01:41:56,810 --> 01:41:58,130
You're not supposed
to be in there.
1985
01:41:58,150 --> 01:42:01,360
Yeah, I am.
1986
01:42:01,440 --> 01:42:03,340
I used to think that
I couldn't do anything right,
1987
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:05,070
that I didn't deserve my powers,
1988
01:42:06,660 --> 01:42:08,060
but there's something
that I can do.
1989
01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:09,620
No.
1990
01:42:10,620 --> 01:42:12,200
I can save all of you.
1991
01:42:12,290 --> 01:42:13,790
But it's all or none!
1992
01:42:13,870 --> 01:42:15,620
SHAZAM: Yeah.
1993
01:42:15,710 --> 01:42:17,950
All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.
1994
01:42:20,590 --> 01:42:23,300
Freddy, I've never
had a family. You know that.
1995
01:42:23,380 --> 01:42:25,340
Everybody I've ever cared
about, they all left me.
1996
01:42:25,430 --> 01:42:27,220
My mom, my dad, everyone.
1997
01:42:28,550 --> 01:42:30,350
So when I found you guys,
I had to hang on
1998
01:42:30,430 --> 01:42:31,660
and I've been hanging on
too tight.
1999
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:33,060
No.
2000
01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:34,700
I should have let you
do your own thing.
2001
01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:38,400
Now it's time for you to fly.
2002
01:42:38,480 --> 01:42:39,480
What about you?
2003
01:42:44,530 --> 01:42:46,280
I'm Captain Everypower Junior.
2004
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:48,620
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY, SNIFFLES]
2005
01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:50,120
Don't you forget it.
2006
01:42:52,620 --> 01:42:54,580
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
2007
01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:06,180
[MUSIC SWELLS]
2008
01:43:36,620 --> 01:43:38,580
[LADON ROARS]
2009
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:44,590
We end this now.
2010
01:43:44,670 --> 01:43:47,010
Yeah. We do.
2011
01:43:48,930 --> 01:43:49,930
[SHAZAM GRUNTING]
2012
01:43:58,020 --> 01:43:59,480
Come on, Billy.
2013
01:44:06,190 --> 01:44:08,030
[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]
2014
01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:14,950
[ROARS]
2015
01:44:27,550 --> 01:44:28,840
He's got this. We got this.
2016
01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:30,800
He's got this. He's got this.
2017
01:44:30,890 --> 01:44:31,930
Billy.
2018
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:34,760
[GRUNTS]
2019
01:44:36,350 --> 01:44:37,520
Fly.
2020
01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:39,140
[ROARS]
2021
01:44:43,650 --> 01:44:45,980
[GRUNTING]
2022
01:44:50,030 --> 01:44:51,950
Billy.
2023
01:44:52,030 --> 01:44:53,620
Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go!
2024
01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:55,280
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
2025
01:44:55,370 --> 01:44:57,660
[GRUNTING]
2026
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:02,750
- [LADON ROARS]
- No!
2027
01:45:10,010 --> 01:45:12,890
- [ROARS]
- [SCREAMING]
2028
01:45:15,970 --> 01:45:17,600
[LADON GROANS]
2029
01:45:30,690 --> 01:45:32,660
[ROARING]
2030
01:45:36,950 --> 01:45:38,120
[SHAZAM GRUNTS]
2031
01:45:42,040 --> 01:45:43,040
[SHAZAM EXCLAIMS]
2032
01:45:45,790 --> 01:45:46,790
Whoa!
2033
01:45:49,710 --> 01:45:50,710
Ah.
2034
01:45:56,300 --> 01:45:58,260
[LADON ROARING]
2035
01:46:00,930 --> 01:46:02,890
[DRAMATIC EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
2036
01:46:12,240 --> 01:46:14,030
[LADON ROARING]
2037
01:46:18,870 --> 01:46:20,290
[ROARS]
2038
01:46:27,460 --> 01:46:28,460
[GRUNTS]
2039
01:46:50,150 --> 01:46:51,150
[LADON GROWLS]
2040
01:46:53,530 --> 01:46:56,070
Shazam!
2041
01:47:00,910 --> 01:47:02,700
[ALL WHIMPERING]
2042
01:47:02,790 --> 01:47:05,160
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
2043
01:47:05,250 --> 01:47:07,210
[MAGIC WHIRRING]
2044
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:13,800
Billy.
2045
01:47:15,170 --> 01:47:17,260
A true god,
2046
01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:19,350
after all.
2047
01:47:19,430 --> 01:47:21,390
[GENTLE EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
2048
01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:28,690
[MAGIC RESONATING]
2049
01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:50,080
[CREATURE SCREECHES]
2050
01:47:52,750 --> 01:47:54,710
- [GROWLS]
- [CREATURES SCREECHING]
2051
01:48:02,300 --> 01:48:04,260
[ALL GRUNTING, GROANING]
2052
01:48:11,610 --> 01:48:12,770
He did it.
2053
01:48:20,610 --> 01:48:21,610
We must go.
2054
01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:30,080
Billy?
2055
01:48:30,670 --> 01:48:31,670
Billy?
2056
01:48:33,090 --> 01:48:34,090
FREDDY: Billy!
2057
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:36,960
Billy!
2058
01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:40,930
Billy. Where are you? [SOBS]
2059
01:48:41,010 --> 01:48:42,050
VICTOR: Billy!
2060
01:48:44,050 --> 01:48:45,050
FREDDY: Billy?
2061
01:48:49,020 --> 01:48:51,100
Billy! Billy.
2062
01:48:53,730 --> 01:48:54,860
Billy!
2063
01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:55,940
Billy!
2064
01:48:56,980 --> 01:48:58,190
Billy!
2065
01:48:58,280 --> 01:48:59,530
Dude, wake up. You did it.
2066
01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,070
Okay. You're supposed
to wake up.
2067
01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:05,220
It's the part where you wake up
2068
01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:06,950
and open your eyes and laugh
2069
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:10,120
and you're supposed to say
you got me, 'cause you got me.
2070
01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:13,000
Dude. Joke's over, man.
2071
01:49:13,790 --> 01:49:14,840
Billy!
2072
01:49:17,090 --> 01:49:19,170
Billy. Billy, come on.
2073
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:23,010
Freddy.
2074
01:49:23,090 --> 01:49:24,090
[SOBS]
2075
01:49:26,260 --> 01:49:27,560
What did you do?
2076
01:49:29,890 --> 01:49:30,980
Wake up, Billy.
2077
01:49:31,060 --> 01:49:32,770
- VICTOR: Billy?
- He's over here!
2078
01:49:35,900 --> 01:49:36,900
Billy.
2079
01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:40,570
[SOBS] You asshole!
2080
01:49:42,030 --> 01:49:44,200
We're a team! We're a team!
2081
01:49:45,410 --> 01:49:46,410
Oh, Billy.
2082
01:49:47,740 --> 01:49:49,120
Billy.
2083
01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:51,330
Oh, my baby. No.
2084
01:49:51,410 --> 01:49:53,370
[SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]
2085
01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:57,500
ANTHEA: He was a hero.
2086
01:49:59,170 --> 01:50:01,590
He was a hero and a god.
2087
01:50:01,670 --> 01:50:03,760
And he should be laid
to rest like one.
2088
01:50:08,260 --> 01:50:09,560
Hey, pal.
2089
01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:11,640
[FREDDY CRYING]
2090
01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:12,980
[ROSA SOBS]
2091
01:50:28,780 --> 01:50:30,700
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
2092
01:51:17,790 --> 01:51:19,460
Will this land ever come back?
2093
01:51:20,590 --> 01:51:23,260
The staff is drained of magic.
2094
01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:26,170
Only the spark of a god
can restore its power
2095
01:51:27,260 --> 01:51:28,720
and there are no gods left.
2096
01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:31,600
WOMAN: There is one.
2097
01:51:33,470 --> 01:51:36,230
[ANCIENT LAMENTATION MUSIC PLAYING]
2098
01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:42,820
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2099
01:51:47,070 --> 01:51:48,820
[GASPS, CHUCKLES]
2100
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:51,280
What?
2101
01:52:05,210 --> 01:52:06,470
[CRACKLES]
2102
01:52:06,550 --> 01:52:08,510
- [GRUNTS]
- [MAGIC RESONATES]
2103
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:11,720
[PANTING]
2104
01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:13,760
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
2105
01:52:18,480 --> 01:52:21,150
[DARLA CHUCKLES]
2106
01:52:21,230 --> 01:52:22,560
[MARY AND PEDRO GASP]
2107
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:29,700
[CHUCKLES] Whoa.
2108
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:49,880
FREDDY: Whoa.
2109
01:52:49,970 --> 01:52:51,930
[POWERS RESONATING]
2110
01:52:53,510 --> 01:52:54,510
[ANTHEA CHUCKLES]
2111
01:53:14,780 --> 01:53:15,780
[CHIRPS]
2112
01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:18,870
- [DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS]
- [ALL SCREAM]
2113
01:53:18,950 --> 01:53:19,950
It's a zombie!
2114
01:53:21,500 --> 01:53:23,290
[SHAZAM GRUNTS] Guys!
2115
01:53:24,210 --> 01:53:25,540
What the hell?
2116
01:53:25,630 --> 01:53:27,500
You buried me?
2117
01:53:27,590 --> 01:53:29,970
In what, like, two minutes?
2118
01:53:30,050 --> 01:53:31,050
Oh, Billy!
2119
01:53:31,130 --> 01:53:32,720
[ALL WHOOPING]
2120
01:53:32,800 --> 01:53:33,930
Hey.
2121
01:53:34,010 --> 01:53:36,260
Oh, man. I missed you guys.
2122
01:53:39,220 --> 01:53:40,770
Hi. Hey.
2123
01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,650
Oh, my God. Hi.
2124
01:53:43,730 --> 01:53:45,360
Why didn't anybody tell...
2125
01:53:45,440 --> 01:53:47,320
Hi. Sorry, sorry,
I didn't, uh...
2126
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:50,360
I didn't see you there,
I was, um, I was...
2127
01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:51,530
I was dead at the time.
2128
01:53:52,610 --> 01:53:53,700
So, you, uh...
2129
01:53:54,700 --> 01:53:55,990
you got my bird letter?
2130
01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:58,580
Oh, I, uh...
2131
01:54:00,330 --> 01:54:01,620
I think you've got something...
2132
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:04,670
On my...
2133
01:54:04,750 --> 01:54:06,170
Where... Oh.
2134
01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:07,920
What?
2135
01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:09,840
That's a spider.
2136
01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:11,420
I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
2137
01:54:11,510 --> 01:54:13,930
Also, [CHUCKLING]
that's really embarrassing.
2138
01:54:14,010 --> 01:54:15,220
Yes, it is.
2139
01:54:15,300 --> 01:54:17,680
But it was an amazing thing
you did.
2140
01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:19,640
The sacrifice you made.
2141
01:54:19,720 --> 01:54:22,640
You brought this world
back to life.
2142
01:54:22,730 --> 01:54:24,850
Maybe this time, gods and humans
2143
01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:26,560
can learn to live in peace.
2144
01:54:26,650 --> 01:54:27,650
Yeah.
2145
01:54:29,070 --> 01:54:30,940
Use the power of Zeus wisely.
2146
01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:34,700
Be well, Billy Batson.
2147
01:54:37,030 --> 01:54:39,700
Hey, you know, just because
your father's power
2148
01:54:39,790 --> 01:54:41,290
is surging through me,
2149
01:54:41,370 --> 01:54:43,460
that doesn't technically
make us related, you know,
2150
01:54:43,540 --> 01:54:45,000
and I'm gonna be 18
2151
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:46,800
in, like, five months, so...
[CLICKS TONGUE]
2152
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:49,090
Stick to saving the world, kid.
2153
01:54:49,170 --> 01:54:51,090
Yeah, you know, like,
that's... Okay, cool.
2154
01:54:51,170 --> 01:54:52,710
See ya.
2155
01:54:52,800 --> 01:54:54,510
What's with our boys
and older women?
2156
01:54:54,590 --> 01:54:55,590
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
2157
01:54:57,430 --> 01:54:59,180
Hey.
2158
01:54:59,260 --> 01:55:00,720
Who wants their powers back?
2159
01:55:00,810 --> 01:55:01,810
[SHAZAM CHUCKLES]
2160
01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:04,680
We can do that, right?
2161
01:55:04,770 --> 01:55:05,810
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay, good.
2162
01:55:05,890 --> 01:55:07,060
Good, good, good.
2163
01:55:07,150 --> 01:55:08,860
VICTOR: I'd like
our house back.
2164
01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:10,070
Can we do that?
2165
01:55:10,150 --> 01:55:11,980
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
2166
01:55:12,070 --> 01:55:13,860
- VICTOR: Dinner!
- Coming.
2167
01:55:13,940 --> 01:55:16,110
Aw. Thank you for respecting
the cross-stitch.
2168
01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:19,700
[ROSA CHUCKLES]
2169
01:55:20,780 --> 01:55:22,200
ROSA: Anthea.
2170
01:55:22,290 --> 01:55:23,550
Have you decided what
you're gonna do
2171
01:55:23,580 --> 01:55:26,210
about that god realm of yours?
2172
01:55:26,290 --> 01:55:28,920
Well, actually I'm gonna take
some time off while it heals.
2173
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:30,920
Spend some time
with the common folk.
2174
01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:32,500
Learn some about your world,
2175
01:55:32,590 --> 01:55:35,050
about how, maybe,
we can learn from each other.
2176
01:55:35,130 --> 01:55:36,760
Number one sign of wisdom:
2177
01:55:36,840 --> 01:55:38,640
Admitting there's always
more to learn.
2178
01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:39,970
I'm coming around to it.
2179
01:55:40,050 --> 01:55:41,220
[DOORBELL RINGS]
2180
01:55:42,010 --> 01:55:43,140
I got it.
2181
01:55:47,560 --> 01:55:48,560
Whoa.
2182
01:55:49,350 --> 01:55:50,650
Uh, guys?
2183
01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:52,440
Guys!
2184
01:55:52,520 --> 01:55:54,530
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
2185
01:55:59,910 --> 01:56:00,950
It's the wizard.
2186
01:56:02,740 --> 01:56:04,620
- Oh, my God!
- ROSA: No way!
2187
01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:06,330
- Yes.
- Look at this guy!
2188
01:56:06,410 --> 01:56:07,750
Look at him, he's so handsome.
2189
01:56:07,830 --> 01:56:09,170
You pimpin' now, what is this?
2190
01:56:09,250 --> 01:56:10,940
- BILLY: You look amazing.
- You look great!
2191
01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:13,040
Well, I was in the neighborhood
2192
01:56:13,130 --> 01:56:14,710
and, um, I just wanted
to express
2193
01:56:14,800 --> 01:56:17,130
- my gratitude before I go.
- [DOORBELL RINGS, POPS]
2194
01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:21,430
Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
Actually, everything's broken.
2195
01:56:21,510 --> 01:56:22,970
- [FREDDY CHUCKLES]
- Not everything.
2196
01:56:26,100 --> 01:56:27,730
You were just
in the neighborhood?
2197
01:56:27,810 --> 01:56:30,150
[CHUCKLES] Okay,
I came for the staff.
2198
01:56:30,230 --> 01:56:32,190
Perhaps I will hold
onto it for now.
2199
01:56:32,270 --> 01:56:36,150
I also wanted to see
your faces one last time
2200
01:56:36,230 --> 01:56:37,940
before I turn into a pile
of ash.
2201
01:56:38,030 --> 01:56:39,490
- Wait, what?
- No!
2202
01:56:39,570 --> 01:56:41,570
I am making a joke.
I have an Uber waiting.
2203
01:56:41,660 --> 01:56:43,450
- And besides...
- [CHUCKLES]
2204
01:56:43,530 --> 01:56:46,240
I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.
2205
01:56:46,330 --> 01:56:48,250
It's time to see your world.
2206
01:56:48,330 --> 01:56:49,920
It's been an honor,
2207
01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:52,580
a privilege,
watching you all soar.
2208
01:56:52,670 --> 01:56:54,020
You know, you're not such
a bad wizard.
2209
01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:55,420
Thank you, Jeff.
2210
01:56:55,500 --> 01:56:57,260
- [SIGHS] It never ends.
- [CHUCKLES]
2211
01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,720
BILLY: Also,
2212
01:57:01,180 --> 01:57:02,680
what's my superhero name?
2213
01:57:05,260 --> 01:57:07,560
Your name is...
2214
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,480
Shazam.
2215
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:11,560
- Of course.
- Yeah.
2216
01:57:11,650 --> 01:57:13,650
[ALL AGREEING]
2217
01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:17,610
I still think we can beat it.
2218
01:57:17,690 --> 01:57:19,650
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
2219
01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:58,480
My feet hurt.
How much further?
2220
01:59:58,560 --> 01:59:59,770
About ten seconds less
2221
01:59:59,850 --> 02:00:01,360
than the last time you asked me.
2222
02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:02,940
I'm sorry, I just feel
like we could
2223
02:00:03,020 --> 02:00:04,280
have parked a little bit closer.
2224
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:05,520
He doesn't know we're coming,
2225
02:00:05,570 --> 02:00:06,990
and I didn't want to spook him.
2226
02:00:07,070 --> 02:00:09,360
"Spook him."
He's a superhero, not a deer.
2227
02:00:09,450 --> 02:00:10,820
All right, let's go.
2228
02:00:10,910 --> 02:00:12,910
And then you can tell Waller
that even though
2229
02:00:12,990 --> 02:00:15,220
she thinks this guy could be
a good addition to the team,
2230
02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,700
we never actually met him
2231
02:00:16,790 --> 02:00:19,170
because you wore
shitty walking shoes.
2232
02:00:19,250 --> 02:00:21,080
[CHUCKLES] Okay, first of all,
they're boots,
2233
02:00:21,170 --> 02:00:23,040
and they're not shitty,
they're new.
2234
02:00:23,130 --> 02:00:26,050
I just haven't had a chance
to break them in yet. -Shut up.
2235
02:00:26,130 --> 02:00:29,130
Waller said this guy
is as powerful as they come,
2236
02:00:29,220 --> 02:00:30,890
but a little immature.
2237
02:00:30,970 --> 02:00:32,100
Oh, great.
2238
02:00:33,010 --> 02:00:35,520
Whoo! [CHUCKLES]
2239
02:00:40,350 --> 02:00:42,310
[GRUNTING]
2240
02:00:44,480 --> 02:00:46,030
- Billy Batson.
- Yeah?
2241
02:00:46,110 --> 02:00:47,780
I mean, no.
2242
02:00:47,860 --> 02:00:49,450
I've never heard that name
in my life.
2243
02:00:49,530 --> 02:00:50,920
I don't know who
you're talking about.
2244
02:00:50,950 --> 02:00:52,450
But I'd like to meet that person
2245
02:00:52,530 --> 02:00:54,280
'cause they sound super cool.
And funny.
2246
02:00:54,370 --> 02:00:57,160
And talented.
And ridiculously handsome,
2247
02:00:57,250 --> 02:00:58,710
but, like, in a dangerous way.
2248
02:00:58,790 --> 02:01:00,620
What the hell
are you talking about?
2249
02:01:00,710 --> 02:01:02,790
Relax. We know who you are.
2250
02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:05,000
- How?
- Don't worry about that.
2251
02:01:06,090 --> 02:01:07,090
Who are you guys?
2252
02:01:07,170 --> 02:01:08,470
Don't worry about that either.
2253
02:01:08,550 --> 02:01:10,300
Look, we've seen
what you can do.
2254
02:01:10,380 --> 02:01:12,010
And we're here
to make you an offer.
2255
02:01:12,090 --> 02:01:13,140
How would you like to join
2256
02:01:13,220 --> 02:01:14,350
- the Justice...
- Yes!
2257
02:01:14,430 --> 02:01:15,850
A thousand times yes!
2258
02:01:15,930 --> 02:01:17,770
Oh, my gosh!
I've been dreaming about this!
2259
02:01:17,850 --> 02:01:19,770
Well, I mean, not this exactly.
2260
02:01:19,850 --> 02:01:20,910
Like, normally,
it's Wonder Woman
2261
02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:22,100
in the dream, but...
2262
02:01:22,190 --> 02:01:23,610
- Ew.
- Huh?
2263
02:01:23,690 --> 02:01:25,820
Well, that was easy.
2264
02:01:25,900 --> 02:01:27,400
Welcome to the Justice Society.
2265
02:01:27,480 --> 02:01:29,440
Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?
2266
02:01:29,530 --> 02:01:30,780
The Justice Society?
2267
02:01:30,860 --> 02:01:32,260
Is that different
than the Justice League?
2268
02:01:32,280 --> 02:01:33,910
Yes. The Justice Society
2269
02:01:33,990 --> 02:01:35,390
is different
than the Justice League
2270
02:01:35,450 --> 02:01:37,200
because of how words work.
2271
02:01:37,290 --> 02:01:39,160
I just want to be
in the Wonder Woman group.
2272
02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:41,460
- So, that's you guys, right?
- No.
2273
02:01:41,540 --> 02:01:43,460
Why are you so obsessed
with Wonder Woman, dude?
2274
02:01:43,540 --> 02:01:45,380
He's joking, right?
2275
02:01:45,460 --> 02:01:48,710
- No?
- Okay. I'm out.
2276
02:01:48,800 --> 02:01:50,760
I'm gonna wait here,
'cause of the shoes.
2277
02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:52,800
Can you drive by and get me?
2278
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:55,300
SHAZAM: Hey, just a little
constructive criticism.
2279
02:01:55,390 --> 02:01:56,700
It's pretty confusing
that there are
2280
02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:58,680
two separate groups
of superheroes
2281
02:01:58,770 --> 02:02:00,230
that are totally unaffiliated,
2282
02:02:00,310 --> 02:02:02,310
but both have "Justice"
in their name, you know.
2283
02:02:02,390 --> 02:02:04,500
Like, have you guys ever
thought about doing a rebranding of sorts?
2284
02:02:04,520 --> 02:02:07,320
'Cause just a quick search
on Thesaurus.com,
2285
02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:09,190
you got so many options, man.
2286
02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:12,280
Like, "Authority Society." Eh?
2287
02:02:12,360 --> 02:02:14,030
Uh, uh, "Code Society."
That's stupid.
2288
02:02:14,110 --> 02:02:15,490
These are, like, legal terms.
2289
02:02:15,570 --> 02:02:18,660
[GASPS] "The Avenger Society."
2290
02:02:18,740 --> 02:02:20,160
[INHALES SHARPLY]
2291
02:02:20,250 --> 02:02:21,660
I like that, for some reason.
2292
02:02:24,540 --> 02:02:26,500
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
2293
02:02:41,850 --> 02:02:44,020
[MUSIC BUILDS UP]
2294
02:02:50,820 --> 02:02:52,780
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2295
02:02:53,000 --> 02:03:08,000
- Original SUB by Scooby74 - www.opensubtitles.org -
Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44
2296
02:06:06,850 --> 02:06:08,810
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
2297
02:07:35,100 --> 02:07:37,060
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
2298
02:08:35,330 --> 02:08:37,330
[DISTANT CHATTERING]
2299
02:08:37,410 --> 02:08:39,370
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
2300
02:08:54,970 --> 02:08:57,140
[VOICE LAUGHING]
2301
02:08:57,220 --> 02:09:01,230
MISTER MIND: Well, well,
Doctor. We meet again.
2302
02:09:01,310 --> 02:09:03,110
Where in the hell have you been?
2303
02:09:03,190 --> 02:09:06,190
MISTER MIND: To implement
the perfect plan, Doctor,
2304
02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:08,570
one must have patience.
2305
02:09:08,650 --> 02:09:10,070
What are you talking about?
2306
02:09:11,820 --> 02:09:13,660
It's been two goddamn years!
2307
02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:18,620
Yes. But what is time
but a trick of the mind?
2308
02:09:18,700 --> 02:09:20,040
A meaningless measure.
2309
02:09:20,120 --> 02:09:22,710
Hey. I'm 57 years old.
2310
02:09:22,790 --> 02:09:26,000
I'm stuck in a concrete box
surrounded by lunatics
2311
02:09:26,090 --> 02:09:28,010
waiting for a worm to enact
some, what,
2312
02:09:28,090 --> 02:09:30,550
vague plan I've been told
absolutely nothing about?
2313
02:09:30,630 --> 02:09:33,260
It takes me a very long time
to get places, okay?
2314
02:09:33,340 --> 02:09:36,100
I do not have legs,
I do not have wings,
2315
02:09:36,180 --> 02:09:39,560
I just slither around endlessly.
2316
02:09:39,640 --> 02:09:42,060
But not for long.
2317
02:09:42,140 --> 02:09:43,600
[LAUGHING]
2318
02:09:44,940 --> 02:09:46,570
Tell me everything.
2319
02:09:48,150 --> 02:09:50,190
Just one more thing
I need to do.
2320
02:09:50,280 --> 02:09:52,240
What? No!
2321
02:09:53,820 --> 02:09:55,370
Oh, goddamn it!
2322
02:09:55,370 --> 02:10:10,370
- Original SUB by Scooby74 - www.opensubtitles.org -
Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44