1 00:00:07,577 --> 00:00:11,316 [rousing orchestral music playing] 2 00:00:25,466 --> 00:00:28,564 [rousing orchestral music continues playing] 3 00:00:50,255 --> 00:00:52,456 [mysterious music playing] 4 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:05,766 [people chattering] 5 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:11,274 [docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few 6 00:01:11,409 --> 00:01:14,048 who stood above the fray and fog. 7 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:16,511 My, what weapons they must have wielded. 8 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:18,953 Which brings us to our current exhibit, 9 00:01:19,088 --> 00:01:21,687 the mythical staff of the gods. 10 00:01:21,822 --> 00:01:23,082 In Homer's tale, 11 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:27,489 the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. 12 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:30,729 Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. 13 00:01:30,864 --> 00:01:31,862 What did I say? 14 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:33,231 Museums are fun. 15 00:01:33,367 --> 00:01:36,198 Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] 16 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,005 -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, 17 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,337 there's no reason to get pushy. 18 00:01:39,472 --> 00:01:41,840 Everyone will get a chance to see it. 19 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,239 Carved from a heartwood 20 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,639 not seen in over 2,000 years, 21 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:47,907 the two halves of this ancient replica 22 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,349 were recently discovered in, of all places, 23 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:54,054 a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. 24 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:55,384 So strong, they reportedly broke 25 00:01:55,519 --> 00:01:57,354 -three trash compactors. -[thuds] 26 00:01:57,490 --> 00:01:59,591 Okay, um, friends, that's enough. 27 00:01:59,727 --> 00:02:02,126 I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] 28 00:02:02,262 --> 00:02:04,026 -Stop! -[people murmuring] 29 00:02:04,161 --> 00:02:05,463 Stop! Sir! 30 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,433 Sir! 31 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,463 -[people screaming] -[man 1] Hey! 32 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,866 Hey, what are you doing? 33 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:15,308 -[people chattering] -[ominous music playing] 34 00:02:29,119 --> 00:02:30,323 [gasps] 35 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:34,857 [crackling] 36 00:02:34,993 --> 00:02:35,927 [gasps] 37 00:02:36,063 --> 00:02:38,199 [dramatic music playing] 38 00:02:46,602 --> 00:02:48,275 -[crackling] -[gasps] 39 00:02:56,749 --> 00:03:00,586 [whispering in other language] Unleash the chaos. 40 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,882 [grunts] 41 00:03:03,054 --> 00:03:04,350 [sighs] 42 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,985 [both grunting] 43 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,757 Unleash the chaos. 44 00:03:14,901 --> 00:03:15,896 [gasps] 45 00:03:18,236 --> 00:03:19,231 Unleash the chaos. 46 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,439 [growls] 47 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:22,171 [roars] 48 00:03:22,306 --> 00:03:24,509 [people screaming] 49 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,472 [alarm blaring] 50 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,810 [people clamoring] 51 00:03:33,086 --> 00:03:36,048 [people grunting] 52 00:03:36,184 --> 00:03:37,984 [man 2 in English] Wait, wait. Move, move, move! 53 00:03:41,796 --> 00:03:42,791 No, no! 54 00:03:44,459 --> 00:03:45,662 [man 3] Help me! 55 00:03:51,238 --> 00:03:53,373 -[grunts] -[ringing] 56 00:03:55,075 --> 00:03:57,674 [people screaming] 57 00:04:04,149 --> 00:04:05,352 [man groans] 58 00:04:06,856 --> 00:04:08,087 No! [panting] 59 00:04:08,223 --> 00:04:11,056 Ladies, please just let me go. 60 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:12,722 [speaking other language] 61 00:04:15,794 --> 00:04:17,325 [man 5 in English] Oh, my God! Look out! 62 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,663 [people coughing] 63 00:04:22,135 --> 00:04:24,338 [people clamoring] 64 00:04:39,483 --> 00:04:41,685 [dramatic music playing] 65 00:05:01,506 --> 00:05:03,806 Turns out museums are fun. 66 00:05:07,577 --> 00:05:09,010 Let's have more of it. 67 00:05:09,145 --> 00:05:12,111 We can do nothing while the staff remains sundered. 68 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,715 The champions of this realm outnumber us. 69 00:05:14,851 --> 00:05:18,055 Human champions are still humans 70 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,691 and we are gods. 71 00:05:19,826 --> 00:05:22,625 Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. 72 00:05:22,761 --> 00:05:24,861 To protect the power of the gods, 73 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:27,699 he will have chosen with meticulous precision 74 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:31,566 the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions 75 00:05:31,702 --> 00:05:34,071 this realm has ever witnessed. 76 00:05:34,207 --> 00:05:36,543 I'm an idiot. 77 00:05:36,679 --> 00:05:38,608 I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest. 78 00:05:38,744 --> 00:05:40,205 Like, what am I even contributing? 79 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,346 There's already a superhero with a red suit, 80 00:05:42,481 --> 00:05:43,479 with a lightning bolt on it 81 00:05:43,615 --> 00:05:45,584 and I'm fast, but he's faster. 82 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,385 Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly 83 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,890 and Batman is so cool! 84 00:05:51,025 --> 00:05:52,787 And I'm just me. 85 00:05:52,923 --> 00:05:54,395 And I can't say this to anyone else, 86 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:55,961 'cause my family looks to me as a leader, 87 00:05:56,096 --> 00:05:57,895 but I feel like 88 00:05:58,031 --> 00:05:59,031 a fraud. 89 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:00,632 You understand I'm a... 90 00:06:01,498 --> 00:06:02,997 pediatrician, 91 00:06:04,972 --> 00:06:06,473 right? 92 00:06:06,608 --> 00:06:08,539 I mean, yeah, well, you were recommended 93 00:06:08,675 --> 00:06:10,339 by another patient, Billy Batson. 94 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:11,641 It doesn't matter. 95 00:06:11,777 --> 00:06:13,512 Can you help fix my thoughts so that 96 00:06:13,648 --> 00:06:15,475 they just, like, you know, stop happening? 97 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:16,979 All right, look. 98 00:06:17,114 --> 00:06:18,545 And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist, 99 00:06:18,681 --> 00:06:20,519 but it sounds to me like 100 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:23,184 you're experiencing imposter syndrome. 101 00:06:23,319 --> 00:06:26,622 And often, that originates from trauma early in life, 102 00:06:26,757 --> 00:06:29,021 so if you don't mind me asking, 103 00:06:29,157 --> 00:06:31,263 how well do you remember your childhood? 104 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:32,961 Like it was today. [chuckles] 105 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,564 Trauma? Uh, I don't know. 106 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,031 I mean, I never met my dad. 107 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:40,573 Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. 108 00:06:40,709 --> 00:06:42,206 I spent a lot of time in the foster system, 109 00:06:42,342 --> 00:06:43,307 ran away from 11 homes, 110 00:06:43,443 --> 00:06:44,575 got into a lot of fights. 111 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:45,979 Then I was abducted by a wizard 112 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,373 who gave me superpowers 113 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,148 and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. 114 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,348 That's not a small amount. 115 00:06:50,484 --> 00:06:51,713 A doctor conjured seven demons 116 00:06:51,848 --> 00:06:53,113 and held my whole family hostage, 117 00:06:53,248 --> 00:06:54,651 so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, 118 00:06:54,786 --> 00:06:56,316 and then everybody got superpowers, 119 00:06:56,452 --> 00:06:58,186 but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing 120 00:06:58,322 --> 00:06:59,889 and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. 121 00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:02,889 Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. 122 00:07:03,025 --> 00:07:05,526 Right? Rejected by your parents, 123 00:07:05,662 --> 00:07:07,029 then by the system, 124 00:07:07,164 --> 00:07:09,767 and now rejected by a city you try to protect. 125 00:07:09,902 --> 00:07:11,802 I never said I was rejected by my city. 126 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:14,971 "Rejected by city." 127 00:07:15,107 --> 00:07:16,904 That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. 128 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,505 -I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um... 129 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,309 I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. 130 00:07:22,445 --> 00:07:27,187 There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... 131 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:29,754 -Hostage situation? -Yeah. 132 00:07:30,389 --> 00:07:31,353 [door closes] 133 00:07:31,489 --> 00:07:34,093 [guns firing] 134 00:07:34,229 --> 00:07:36,255 [shouting in video game] 135 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:39,793 I suck balls at this. 136 00:07:39,928 --> 00:07:41,568 [guns firing in video game] 137 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:43,195 Why do we always have to play war games? 138 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,239 Hey, it's practice for our other job. 139 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:47,002 -[scoffs] -I'm serious. 140 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,374 Military strategy, multiple team members, 141 00:07:49,509 --> 00:07:51,038 each with a special skillset 142 00:07:51,173 --> 00:07:53,543 unleashed against an unknown enemy. 143 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:55,177 [Victor] I know how it sounds, 144 00:07:55,313 --> 00:07:57,115 but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. 145 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,718 I'm telling you. 146 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,551 Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. 147 00:08:00,686 --> 00:08:03,187 -But we don't need guns! -[gasps] 148 00:08:03,323 --> 00:08:04,854 [Mary] Darla? 149 00:08:04,990 --> 00:08:06,051 [Freddy] This is it. This is big time. 150 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:08,692 -We are the guns. -[Mary] Darla! 151 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,056 Why were there Skittles in my pockets? 152 00:08:10,191 --> 00:08:12,392 It was supposed to be a surprise. 153 00:08:12,528 --> 00:08:13,893 It was. 154 00:08:14,029 --> 00:08:15,702 Hmm, she's very moody lately. 155 00:08:15,837 --> 00:08:17,700 Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? 156 00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:19,901 -Oh. -[Rosa] Whoo! Ole. 157 00:08:20,037 --> 00:08:21,341 [Victor] Is this an army of unicorns 158 00:08:21,477 --> 00:08:23,176 -killing Genghis Khan? -Yes. 159 00:08:23,311 --> 00:08:24,744 Unicorns aren't real. 160 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,908 It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. 161 00:08:27,044 --> 00:08:28,181 [Eugene] Billy, you can't just leave. 162 00:08:28,316 --> 00:08:29,983 Your guy's gonna die! 163 00:08:30,119 --> 00:08:31,612 Whoo! [laughs] 164 00:08:31,747 --> 00:08:33,746 [chattering on tv] 165 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:35,422 -See? -Yes. 166 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,716 I told you you would get into it 167 00:08:36,852 --> 00:08:38,185 if you gave it a chance. 168 00:08:38,321 --> 00:08:40,825 Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal. 169 00:08:42,993 --> 00:08:44,327 [Billy whispering] What's going on? 170 00:08:44,463 --> 00:08:45,665 [Freddy sighs] 171 00:08:49,301 --> 00:08:50,296 [grunts] 172 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:54,302 Dude, what are you doing? 173 00:08:54,437 --> 00:08:56,039 [officer on headphones] Possible 10-99 in progress. 174 00:08:56,174 --> 00:08:57,607 Multiple reports of cracking on roadway. 175 00:08:57,743 --> 00:08:59,339 Fraying suspension cables. 176 00:08:59,474 --> 00:09:01,778 All units to the Ben Franklin Bridge. 177 00:09:01,914 --> 00:09:03,881 Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy. 178 00:09:04,016 --> 00:09:06,144 It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it. 179 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,485 We should see it performed live. 180 00:09:07,621 --> 00:09:08,919 I was thinking the same thing. 181 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,387 I feel like we can get tickets to that concert. 182 00:09:10,523 --> 00:09:12,325 Two. Maybe not six. 183 00:09:12,461 --> 00:09:14,287 All or none. That's the rule. 184 00:09:14,422 --> 00:09:17,157 Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now. 185 00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:19,827 So, now's your last and final chance. 186 00:09:19,962 --> 00:09:21,727 Billy Batson, come with me. 187 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,297 No, no, no! 188 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:26,503 Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia! 189 00:09:26,638 --> 00:09:28,803 [sighs] Is it though? 190 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,708 -Almost finished. -Again? 191 00:09:30,844 --> 00:09:33,145 -Okay. -[Mary] This better be good. 192 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,108 [Eugene sighs] 193 00:09:35,244 --> 00:09:37,779 Whoa, whoa! Where's everyone going? 194 00:09:37,915 --> 00:09:39,481 -[Freddy clears throat] -Um... 195 00:09:39,616 --> 00:09:40,852 To fight crime? 196 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:44,687 -Okay. -Bye, Mom. 197 00:09:44,822 --> 00:09:46,292 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, Mom. 198 00:09:46,428 --> 00:09:48,629 -Bye. -Bye, Rosa. 199 00:09:49,264 --> 00:09:50,224 [door closes] 200 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:51,858 Give it time. 201 00:09:51,994 --> 00:09:54,195 [intriguing music playing] 202 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:01,873 You guys ready? 203 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,243 [all] Shazam! 204 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:06,372 [dramatic music playing] 205 00:10:21,022 --> 00:10:22,958 [people chattering] 206 00:10:23,094 --> 00:10:24,830 -[siren wailing] -[man 1 grunting] 207 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,170 Oh, my God. 208 00:10:30,305 --> 00:10:31,633 [bridge creaking] 209 00:10:31,768 --> 00:10:33,333 It's gonna break! 210 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:36,737 Run! 211 00:10:36,872 --> 00:10:39,075 [people clamoring] 212 00:10:46,548 --> 00:10:49,822 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 213 00:10:49,957 --> 00:10:51,818 [singing along] ♪ I need a hero ♪ 214 00:10:51,953 --> 00:10:56,362 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪ 215 00:10:56,497 --> 00:10:57,698 ♪ He's... ♪ 216 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,964 [bridge clanking] 217 00:11:02,099 --> 00:11:04,336 [music continues playing on radio] 218 00:11:04,472 --> 00:11:06,806 [ominous music playing] 219 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:11,404 -[people screaming] -[man grunts] 220 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,376 [woman whimpering] 221 00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:20,314 [gasps] 222 00:11:32,564 --> 00:11:33,899 [gasping] 223 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,698 [whimpering] 224 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,337 [tires screech] 225 00:11:39,472 --> 00:11:41,907 [whimpering] 226 00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:43,836 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 227 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,911 No, no, no. 228 00:11:47,745 --> 00:11:49,409 [woman screaming] 229 00:11:53,019 --> 00:11:55,281 No way, shut up! Did I just save you 230 00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:57,186 while you were listening to this song? 231 00:11:58,293 --> 00:11:59,117 [screams] 232 00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:00,959 No! I got you, I got you. 233 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,491 [music continues playing] 234 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:17,142 No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here. 235 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,673 Oh. 236 00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:19,905 [grunting] 237 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,880 [yelling] 238 00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:24,743 I'm just kidding, it's real easy. 239 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:26,083 [grunts] 240 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:29,284 [people shouting] 241 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,159 Hi! 242 00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:37,925 [gasps] 243 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,127 Oh, my gosh. Kittens! 244 00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:44,134 Oh! They're so cute! [gasps] 245 00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,303 Did she just leave us? 246 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,608 Okay, let's go. 247 00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:53,946 [superheroes whooshing] 248 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,924 [grunting] 249 00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:08,961 [sighs] 250 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,838 -[woman screams] -[grunts] 251 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:23,173 [grunting] 252 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,253 -Okay. -No, no, no, I got ya! 253 00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:40,260 That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior. 254 00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:41,893 Hey! Junior? 255 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,556 You're gonna wanna hold on tight. 256 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,560 [people chattering] 257 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,866 [siren wailing] 258 00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:53,203 [intriguing music playing] 259 00:14:04,683 --> 00:14:05,682 Everyone's safe. 260 00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:07,019 Awesome job, Mary. 261 00:14:07,653 --> 00:14:09,082 Circle up, fam! 262 00:14:09,217 --> 00:14:11,419 [heroic music playing] 263 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,596 All right, here's the situation. 264 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,032 We have one more job to do 265 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,529 and that's to keep this bridge from collapsing. 266 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,400 [reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. 267 00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:28,138 Fortunately, there are no casualties. 268 00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:29,904 Thanks in part to our local heroes, 269 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,304 one with me now. 270 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:33,013 It's great to be here, Nancy. 271 00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:36,149 What can I say? It's all in a day's work. 272 00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:37,881 Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed 273 00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:39,778 the Philadelphia Fiascoes? 274 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,781 Given that that's not an official title, 275 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,750 we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. 276 00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,418 [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... 277 00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,653 What is wrong with these people? 278 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:51,061 Have you ever no... 279 00:14:51,196 --> 00:14:52,927 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 280 00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,967 [Freddy] Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to. 281 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,799 Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies 282 00:14:56,935 --> 00:14:58,030 while vaping on TikTok. 283 00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,097 [Victor] Oh. 284 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,436 [kitten meowing] 285 00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:03,805 Is that a kitten? 286 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,343 [purring] 287 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:06,474 No. 288 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,953 [machinery powers up] 289 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,290 [upbeat music playing] 290 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,668 I'm gonna name you Tawny. 291 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:42,378 [kitten purring] 292 00:15:50,058 --> 00:15:53,390 [Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What? 293 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:56,229 Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? 294 00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:59,096 Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives. 295 00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:02,030 A hundred sixty-two. It's countable. 296 00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:04,029 Emotionally countless, 297 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,368 Mary. 298 00:16:06,739 --> 00:16:07,738 Where's Eugene? 299 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,071 Where he always is. 300 00:16:09,207 --> 00:16:11,743 Mapping out the Room of Doors. 301 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:14,080 [mysterious music playing] 302 00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,243 [Shazam] Eugene! 303 00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:20,152 Hey, buddy! Where you at? 304 00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:24,123 Hey, Eugene. 305 00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:29,458 Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene. 306 00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,263 [thudding] 307 00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:35,128 -[Eugene grunting] -[creature groans] 308 00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:36,465 [Super Hero Eugene] Oh. 309 00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:38,768 [groans] 310 00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,106 You're late. 311 00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,042 Do not go in there. 312 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,080 All right, fam-jam, let's jump in. 313 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,048 -[fanfare music playing] -[chuckles, mutters] 314 00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:51,647 [clears throat] All right, big day, 315 00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:54,484 big bridge, kind of a couple blunders, right? 316 00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:56,716 But we're gonna meditate on those mistakes right now. 317 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,456 Mary? 318 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:03,827 Organic chem is my meditation. 319 00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:05,162 [Shazam chuckles] 320 00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,164 Said nobody with friends ever, really. 321 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,867 In point of fact, I'd have friends 322 00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:11,335 if I had gone to college. 323 00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,137 [Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of 324 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:14,435 smart thing that a smart person 325 00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:15,869 who doesn't need to go to college says. 326 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,336 So, 327 00:17:17,472 --> 00:17:18,909 let's go back to the tape. 328 00:17:19,045 --> 00:17:20,510 Now, guys, as you can see, 329 00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,380 we started off real, real, real, real strong, right? 330 00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:26,183 Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, 331 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,953 -terrific! -[cell phone ringing] 332 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,124 Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL. 333 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,487 No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation. 334 00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:34,227 I know. And I love these daily recaps. 335 00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:36,427 I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. 336 00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:38,529 -It helps keep me loose! -Okay, fine, fine. No recap. 337 00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,065 We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great. 338 00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:41,594 I gotta test this slime for toxicity 339 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,762 'cause I'm starting to... tingle. 340 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,766 Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on 341 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:50,009 so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball. 342 00:17:50,145 --> 00:17:52,442 It's right that I give Tawny back. 343 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:55,479 [Shazam] Oh, come on! What is happening? 344 00:17:55,614 --> 00:17:57,509 What is happening right now? All or none, guys! 345 00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:58,980 If you say you have to work... 346 00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:00,484 I have to work. 347 00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,549 [sighs, chuckles] Why do you even have a job? 348 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:03,954 Wonder Woman doesn't have a job! 349 00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:05,422 -Stop. -No, seriously. 350 00:18:05,558 --> 00:18:06,618 Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses 351 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,293 and, like, nobody recognizes her 352 00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:09,690 and she's, like, an accountant or something? 353 00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:11,991 Just stop. You are holding on too tight. 354 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,827 Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes 355 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,430 doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom. 356 00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:19,368 Or me wanting to go to college 357 00:18:19,504 --> 00:18:21,002 means I'm abandoning the family. 358 00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:22,472 Oh. Okay, cool, 359 00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:24,609 it's about college again. I totally get it. 360 00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:25,671 Yeah. 361 00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:27,611 Do you really not see yourself? 362 00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:28,742 [sighs] 363 00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:36,114 You turn 18 in five months. 364 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,283 They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out. 365 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,126 Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out 366 00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:42,854 of the foster system just like I did. 367 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,860 Yeah, I get it. I know how it works, okay? 368 00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:47,200 Do you? 369 00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:50,634 Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent. 370 00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:53,569 And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me 371 00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:55,934 and soon there will be no checks for you. 372 00:18:57,037 --> 00:19:00,406 I don't care if Wonder Woman has a job. 373 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,144 I want to contribute. 374 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,843 At some point, Billy, like 375 00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:06,615 everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or... 376 00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:08,419 leave home. 377 00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:15,822 Nothing lasts forever. 378 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,964 [door opens, closes] 379 00:19:24,099 --> 00:19:27,768 I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity. 380 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,739 So, clearly, some things do last forever. 381 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,282 -[ominous music playing] -[wind blowing] 382 00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:54,399 [footsteps approaching] 383 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,643 [man] Leave me to die. 384 00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:15,420 Oh, but we come bearing gifts. 385 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,753 [magic resonating] 386 00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,326 Magic. 387 00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:29,235 Impossible. 388 00:20:29,371 --> 00:20:31,437 This realm was sealed off from magic. 389 00:20:31,572 --> 00:20:36,173 Yes. After you ripped it from our father's very core. 390 00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:39,006 From every god in this realm. 391 00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:40,405 From me. 392 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,248 [bar sizzling] 393 00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:45,479 Do you not remember what you took? 394 00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,448 What my particular power was? 395 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,851 The power of elements. 396 00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:54,587 No. I cast a barrier to prevent your kind 397 00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:56,594 from entering the human realm. 398 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,996 The only way that barrier could be removed is if-- 399 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,663 Someone broke this? 400 00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:03,529 How did... 401 00:21:03,664 --> 00:21:05,197 Where is the Champion? 402 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,106 It was your hands that forged this staff for our father 403 00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:10,409 and yours that will mend it. 404 00:21:10,544 --> 00:21:13,874 I told you I would die before I help you. 405 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,713 [grunting] 406 00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,519 [groaning] 407 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:35,097 Now, say the word. 408 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:37,297 Never. Never! 409 00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:39,097 Never say never. 410 00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:48,111 Say the word. 411 00:21:48,247 --> 00:21:50,449 [magical voices echoing] 412 00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:58,419 [magical voices] Say the word. Say the word. 413 00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:01,058 -Shazam! -[crackling] 414 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,396 [dramatic music playing] 415 00:22:07,199 --> 00:22:08,401 [magic resonates] 416 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,371 [grunting] 417 00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:18,136 [grunts] 418 00:22:19,308 --> 00:22:20,512 [growls] 419 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:24,879 [grunts] 420 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:27,519 [screams] 421 00:22:28,483 --> 00:22:31,387 [grunting] 422 00:22:31,522 --> 00:22:33,723 Now we get to have our fun. 423 00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:38,497 Fun is for children, dear. We are at war. 424 00:22:47,471 --> 00:22:49,271 [upbeat music playing] 425 00:22:49,407 --> 00:22:51,444 [school bell rings] 426 00:22:57,485 --> 00:22:58,546 -Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my goodness. 427 00:22:58,682 --> 00:22:59,646 -I am so sorry! -I'm so sorry! 428 00:22:59,782 --> 00:23:01,047 No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry! 429 00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:02,386 No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay? 430 00:23:02,521 --> 00:23:03,452 -I'm okay, yeah. -Okay, yeah. 431 00:23:03,587 --> 00:23:04,953 -I'm always okay. -Good. 432 00:23:05,088 --> 00:23:08,391 Uh, actually, do you... do you know where this is? 433 00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:09,591 [voice cracks] Miss Saunders! 434 00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,860 [clears throat] Yeah, absolutely 435 00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:13,666 is what I meant to say. Voice crack. It's weird. 436 00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:15,093 Oh, no, no worries. If it makes you feel any better 437 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,533 it's nothing compared to the amount 438 00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:17,798 that you're blushing right now. 439 00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:19,096 Oh, I blush when I'm confident. 440 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,668 -[chuckles] -[Brett] There she is. 441 00:23:20,803 --> 00:23:22,838 -Hey. -New girl. First period. 442 00:23:22,973 --> 00:23:25,036 -[Anne] Yeah. -I'm Brett. This is Burke. 443 00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,871 Listen, if you need anything at all, 444 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,808 we're your guys. We got it. 445 00:23:28,944 --> 00:23:30,708 [Freddy] Brett and Burke Breyer. 446 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,384 They got it all. I mean, what is it, narcissistic personality disorder, 447 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,045 -chlamydia, they got it. -[chuckles] 448 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,014 Plenty of it to go around, too. 449 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:38,886 This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid. 450 00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:40,823 Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now. 451 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,286 Yeah, he doesn't know where he belongs. 452 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,025 Sure I do. I don't belong in that trash can. 453 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,763 'Cause that's... I'll smell like human garbage, 454 00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:47,559 do you realize that? And that's your brand, guys! 455 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,464 [grunting] 456 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,035 [Brett] Down goes Freeman. 457 00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:52,505 Hey, hey! Look! 458 00:23:53,539 --> 00:23:56,041 -Now I'm a superhero. -Nice! 459 00:23:56,176 --> 00:23:58,474 [clearing throat] 460 00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:00,410 What is this thing doing here? 461 00:24:00,546 --> 00:24:01,811 -Janitors. -[groaning] 462 00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:02,940 [Brett] Get up, man. What are you doin'? 463 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:04,516 -Come on. -[Freddy grunts] 464 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,847 You're gonna want to get this fixed, huh? 465 00:24:05,982 --> 00:24:07,783 Yeah, that's probably why you fell. 466 00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:09,450 [Burke] Yeah. [Brett] Bye, new girl. 467 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:10,618 Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle. 468 00:24:10,754 --> 00:24:12,119 Don't sweat it. That trash can 469 00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:14,059 was like a second home to me when I went here. 470 00:24:14,194 --> 00:24:15,187 [Freddy chuckles] 471 00:24:16,557 --> 00:24:17,827 Hey. 472 00:24:17,962 --> 00:24:19,494 You knew those guys were gonna hit you, 473 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,227 but you stepped in anyway. 474 00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:23,596 You know something? That's how I amuse myself. 475 00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:24,831 The funnier I am, 476 00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:27,599 [grunts] the more I get punched. 477 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,041 [both chuckling] 478 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,642 Well, it made me laugh. 479 00:24:31,506 --> 00:24:32,809 So... 480 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,716 -[chuckles] -Hero. 481 00:24:40,318 --> 00:24:41,521 [mouthing] 482 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,754 You gonna walk me to class, or what? 483 00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:46,018 Why would I... Walk you to class? No. 484 00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,357 Why would I wanna do that? Yes! 485 00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:49,991 Thanks. [chuckles] 486 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:51,991 So, from the top. 487 00:24:52,127 --> 00:24:55,162 What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid? 488 00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:59,231 Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically, 489 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,837 a while ago I happened to have some lunch 490 00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,841 in the cafeteria with a few superheroes. 491 00:25:03,976 --> 00:25:06,872 Wait, the kid who's friends with superheroes. 492 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,413 -That was you? -Yeah. 493 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,044 And they're still dicks to you? 494 00:25:10,179 --> 00:25:11,650 Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, 495 00:25:11,785 --> 00:25:13,978 doesn't really necessarily make you cool. 496 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,786 You seem pretty cool to me. 497 00:25:18,422 --> 00:25:19,625 [loudly] Freddy! 498 00:25:21,392 --> 00:25:22,727 Is my name. 499 00:25:22,863 --> 00:25:25,527 Sorry, that was weird and loud. I'm Freddy, 500 00:25:25,663 --> 00:25:27,230 he said in a normal voice. 501 00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:28,568 I'm Anne. 502 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:31,534 Anne. 503 00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:32,765 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 504 00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:34,033 -Nice! -Bullseye. 505 00:25:34,169 --> 00:25:35,942 Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro! 506 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,071 [chuckles] 507 00:25:37,506 --> 00:25:38,943 What? 508 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,074 [sighs] 509 00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:43,308 [chuckles lightly] 510 00:25:46,318 --> 00:25:47,252 [wizard gasping] 511 00:25:47,388 --> 00:25:49,589 [unsettling music playing] 512 00:26:03,136 --> 00:26:04,131 [grunts] 513 00:26:08,273 --> 00:26:09,268 [groans] 514 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,645 [speaking other language] 515 00:26:14,342 --> 00:26:18,112 [in English] Good, little one. Well done. 516 00:26:18,248 --> 00:26:21,346 Now go find me the one responsible for this. 517 00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:25,691 [captivating music playing] 518 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,336 [cork pops] 519 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,198 Wow. Um... [chuckles] 520 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:43,140 I'm flattered that you feel this way. 521 00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:46,276 Truly, I mean, you know, like, look at all this, you know... 522 00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:48,274 Romantic setting 523 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,876 and fancy champagne, big plates, tiny food. 524 00:26:51,012 --> 00:26:52,817 I mean, you went all out. 525 00:26:53,619 --> 00:26:55,616 I love that, I, I, I, I do. 526 00:26:55,751 --> 00:26:57,219 I'm just not sure 527 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,186 that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know. 528 00:26:59,322 --> 00:27:01,687 Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you. 529 00:27:01,822 --> 00:27:06,326 I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles] 530 00:27:06,461 --> 00:27:08,496 I know the whole world wants to see this happen. 531 00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:09,999 You and me. 532 00:27:10,134 --> 00:27:13,970 The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles] 533 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:16,806 She-zam. 534 00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:19,105 I guess I'm just afraid that I'm... 535 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,879 gonna let 'em all down. You know? 536 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:24,409 That I'm gonna let you down. 537 00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,456 You know what? Screw it. Let's try. 538 00:27:31,591 --> 00:27:32,956 Let's try this crazy thing. 539 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,189 Maybe we'll, uh... 540 00:27:37,728 --> 00:27:39,124 seal it with a kiss? 541 00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:41,459 [sentimental piano music playing] 542 00:27:52,977 --> 00:27:54,413 -Billy Batson! -[Shazam screams] 543 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,440 You are a fool of a champion. 544 00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:58,750 What the hell... What the hell is going on? 545 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,114 What happened to her beautiful face? 546 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,786 Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead? 547 00:28:01,922 --> 00:28:03,987 I bring a warning from beyond your realm. 548 00:28:04,122 --> 00:28:05,983 The daughters of Atlas are coming for you. 549 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,219 Daughters of Atlas? 550 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,793 They're coming to unmake your world 551 00:28:08,928 --> 00:28:11,557 and torture mankind for all eternity 552 00:28:11,693 --> 00:28:14,567 -in the Pit of Endless Agony. -Okay, I feel like maybe 553 00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:15,664 I should be writing all this down. 554 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,865 -Quiet! -Okay, okay. 555 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,833 You don't know what you've done. 556 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,865 I regret ever choosing you. 557 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,435 Because of you, 558 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,676 the barrier between the world has been brought down. 559 00:28:24,812 --> 00:28:26,344 They will be hunting for you now. 560 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,472 Hunting your family. 561 00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:31,784 [Shazam] Hmm? 562 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,687 Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy. 563 00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:37,051 The fate of your world depends on it. 564 00:28:37,187 --> 00:28:39,317 One thing you absolutely must not allow 565 00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:41,756 the daughters of Atlas to do is... 566 00:28:41,891 --> 00:28:43,455 -[screams] -[gasps] 567 00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,768 [breathing heavily] 568 00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:51,331 -[mysterious music playing] -[crackling] 569 00:28:56,775 --> 00:28:58,173 -[shatters] -[gasps] 570 00:29:02,481 --> 00:29:03,641 Hey, Freddy? 571 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,818 -[dog barking in distance] -[crickets chirping] 572 00:29:07,551 --> 00:29:08,546 [sighs] 573 00:29:14,894 --> 00:29:18,326 [Freddy] Nope, over it. Done it. 574 00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:21,097 Check fraud? What, are you kidding me? [gasps] 575 00:29:21,798 --> 00:29:23,330 Armored car heist? 576 00:29:23,465 --> 00:29:25,799 [chuckles] I think I got that in the bag. 577 00:29:25,935 --> 00:29:27,705 [rock music playing] 578 00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:29,875 -Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 579 00:29:35,381 --> 00:29:36,376 Whoo! 580 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,246 [Freddy scoffs] 581 00:29:39,782 --> 00:29:41,183 Bon appetit. 582 00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:43,789 Hi. 583 00:29:43,925 --> 00:29:46,491 -Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi. -Hi. [chuckles] 584 00:29:46,626 --> 00:29:47,893 Um, you wanna show me 585 00:29:48,028 --> 00:29:50,027 where you were sitting when it happened? 586 00:29:51,996 --> 00:29:53,292 Oh, yeah, of course. Totally. 587 00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,164 -Yeah. Follow me. -Okay, yeah. 588 00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:57,600 So, basically, it's a table down at the end. 589 00:29:57,736 --> 00:29:59,938 [people chattering] 590 00:30:01,741 --> 00:30:03,173 So I was sitting, yeah... 591 00:30:03,309 --> 00:30:05,706 Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting 592 00:30:05,841 --> 00:30:07,076 right there. 593 00:30:07,212 --> 00:30:08,173 -Here? [chuckles] -Right there, yeah. 594 00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:10,177 [cell phone vibrates, chimes] 595 00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:11,882 Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother. 596 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,948 Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister. 597 00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:15,148 Always has to know where I am. 598 00:30:15,283 --> 00:30:16,447 -Right. -[cell phone chiming] 599 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:17,921 -I feel that, clearly. -[chuckles] 600 00:30:18,057 --> 00:30:19,453 Always thinks she knows better, too. 601 00:30:19,588 --> 00:30:21,124 Even when it's been factually proven otherwise? 602 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,754 Exactly. And it's not that I don't love her. 603 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,159 No, of course. It'd just be nice not to have someone-- 604 00:30:25,295 --> 00:30:26,891 Constantly breathing down your neck. 605 00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:28,933 -From the moment you wake up! -'Cause I'm not a kid anymore. 606 00:30:29,069 --> 00:30:31,300 No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly. 607 00:30:31,435 --> 00:30:33,305 And do we have to do every single thing together? 608 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,202 [both] No! 609 00:30:35,338 --> 00:30:37,475 -[both chuckle] -[footsteps approaching] 610 00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:39,609 Oh! Billy! What... 611 00:30:39,745 --> 00:30:41,010 What a coinkidink! Um... 612 00:30:41,146 --> 00:30:43,014 I was just telling my friend Anne 613 00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:45,917 -what a great guy you are. -We need to talk. 614 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:47,379 We need to talk. This guy loves to talk. 615 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,252 -He's a great talker. -Freddy. 616 00:30:49,388 --> 00:30:51,990 -I have to talk to him. I'll be right back. -Okay. 617 00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:55,627 Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated? 618 00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:56,894 The skin peeled off his face. 619 00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:58,764 He turned into a literal pile of ash. 620 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,898 -Yeah, seems definitive. -I dunno. 621 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:04,068 Yeah. Except now he's in my dreams 622 00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:05,631 and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message. 623 00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:07,267 [snaps fingers] Could be astral projection powers. 624 00:31:07,403 --> 00:31:09,502 -What's that? -Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you 625 00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:11,337 -from the great beyond? -That's it, I'm calling 626 00:31:11,473 --> 00:31:13,011 an emergency meeting after school. 627 00:31:13,147 --> 00:31:15,007 -I want you there. -Where else am I gonna go? 628 00:31:15,143 --> 00:31:16,307 -What? -Dude. 629 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,412 [Freddy reading indistinctly] 630 00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:20,679 Okay, first of all, I didn't explode it! 631 00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:22,350 All right? It was already like that and, and, and... 632 00:31:22,485 --> 00:31:23,919 What is that, the Tribune? It's fake news! 633 00:31:24,055 --> 00:31:25,556 Freddy, we only have one rule. 634 00:31:25,692 --> 00:31:26,858 [both] All or none. 635 00:31:26,994 --> 00:31:28,190 And it's a stupid rule, by the way. 636 00:31:28,325 --> 00:31:29,895 I have a girl talking to me, Billy. 637 00:31:30,031 --> 00:31:31,559 A girl. For the first time in my life! 638 00:31:31,695 --> 00:31:33,729 And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl, 639 00:31:33,865 --> 00:31:35,298 but I'll never find out 640 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:36,767 if you keep trying to control everything I wanna do! 641 00:31:36,902 --> 00:31:38,129 Just be at the Rock, Freddy. 642 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,202 [sighs] Okay. Mmm. 643 00:31:41,337 --> 00:31:43,607 By the way, uh, she has a sister. 644 00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:45,007 Total control freak. 645 00:31:45,142 --> 00:31:46,405 I think you guys would get along. 646 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,307 Think you'd love her, actually. 647 00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:49,679 [Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam, 648 00:31:49,815 --> 00:31:51,113 I know it sounds crazy. 649 00:31:51,248 --> 00:31:52,882 And, and obviously I don't know 650 00:31:53,017 --> 00:31:54,884 exactly what this all means 651 00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:56,518 but, but he was super aggro 652 00:31:56,654 --> 00:31:58,657 and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think. 653 00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:00,091 He was yelling about all this 654 00:32:00,226 --> 00:32:01,693 wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff. 655 00:32:01,828 --> 00:32:04,227 Do you have to talk so loud? 656 00:32:04,362 --> 00:32:06,024 Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not that loud. 657 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:09,065 I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume. 658 00:32:09,201 --> 00:32:10,464 What is the deal? Are you okay? 659 00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:13,500 -Yeah. -Why do you have sunglasses on? 660 00:32:13,635 --> 00:32:15,037 Did you go to the eye doctor this morning? 661 00:32:15,173 --> 00:32:16,737 -[snorts] -[Shazam chuckles] 662 00:32:16,872 --> 00:32:19,374 I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, 663 00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:22,211 but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun. 664 00:32:22,347 --> 00:32:25,249 In point of fact, I did have a great time. 665 00:32:25,384 --> 00:32:28,216 I met other people my age and I enjoyed myself. 666 00:32:28,351 --> 00:32:30,686 You made friends at the eye doctor? 667 00:32:30,821 --> 00:32:32,121 No, she... 668 00:32:32,257 --> 00:32:33,757 Yeah, can we get back on track? 669 00:32:33,893 --> 00:32:35,257 Listen, he's yelling at me 670 00:32:35,393 --> 00:32:37,255 and he's saying the daughters of Atlas 671 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,225 are coming to hunt us. 672 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,592 So, check out what I found. 673 00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:42,260 "The daughters of Atlas are the offspring 674 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,700 of the Titan Atlas..." 675 00:32:43,835 --> 00:32:45,203 which is obvious, 676 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:49,304 but also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death. 677 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,842 Well, good things can happen at night. 678 00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:53,577 -And death. -[sighs] 679 00:32:53,712 --> 00:32:55,240 Let me see this. 680 00:32:55,376 --> 00:32:57,577 [intriguing music playing] 681 00:33:00,385 --> 00:33:03,288 "The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life 682 00:33:03,424 --> 00:33:07,056 which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life 683 00:33:07,191 --> 00:33:09,022 which gave birth to their realm 684 00:33:09,157 --> 00:33:10,689 protected by a... 685 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,492 -dragon." -Hey, now. 686 00:33:13,628 --> 00:33:14,862 And I am suddenly here for this. 687 00:33:14,998 --> 00:33:16,366 I know, right? 688 00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:17,695 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. 689 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,736 -On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon! 690 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,304 Mary. What are we doin'? 691 00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:23,935 I don't know, man. This is your meeting. 692 00:33:24,071 --> 00:33:26,809 Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page 693 00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:28,410 and, and, and look, 694 00:33:28,545 --> 00:33:31,076 I often think that you think better than me. 695 00:33:31,212 --> 00:33:34,846 The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? 696 00:33:34,981 --> 00:33:37,121 Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. 697 00:33:37,256 --> 00:33:38,985 That, that room of doors, or that violin 698 00:33:39,121 --> 00:33:41,719 that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also 699 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,359 definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? 700 00:33:43,494 --> 00:33:46,426 He didn't even tell me my superhero name. 701 00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,693 And it's not like I'm not tryin'. 702 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:51,400 But I really, really need your help. 703 00:33:52,601 --> 00:33:56,405 Uh, I might know somebody that can help. 704 00:34:01,276 --> 00:34:03,207 Shut up. That lights up? 705 00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,449 [rumbling] 706 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,581 Shut up. 707 00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:16,854 [enchanting music playing] 708 00:34:40,352 --> 00:34:42,149 So, I'm mapping out the entire lair 709 00:34:42,284 --> 00:34:43,717 and you withhold this? 710 00:34:43,852 --> 00:34:44,821 [Shazam] And you have really been holding out on us. 711 00:34:44,956 --> 00:34:45,883 Jeez Louise, dude. 712 00:34:48,194 --> 00:34:50,160 -Whoa! -[Shazam] "Whoa" what? 713 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,691 -"Whoa" what? -[superhero Darla] Look! 714 00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:53,528 -[superhero Darla chuckles] -Hey, Steve. 715 00:34:54,631 --> 00:34:56,827 [chuckles] What? You call the pen "Steve"? 716 00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:58,600 Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve." 717 00:34:58,736 --> 00:35:00,601 [superhero Darla] He totally looks like a "Steve." 718 00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:05,942 -"'Crime and Punishment,' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah. 719 00:35:06,078 --> 00:35:08,313 -[Shazam laughs] -Pedro. 720 00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:11,279 -Dude, that's cheating. -I mean, he knows everything. 721 00:35:11,414 --> 00:35:13,885 -Hmm. -Seriously. Ask him. 722 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,319 You can just ask him stuff? 723 00:35:15,454 --> 00:35:16,681 -Pretty much. -[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool. 724 00:35:16,817 --> 00:35:19,451 Steve, we're looking for information 725 00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:21,488 about the daughters of Atlas. 726 00:35:21,624 --> 00:35:23,822 Can you please help us with that? 727 00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:32,732 -These are book titles. -[Shazam] Okay. 728 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:34,337 Let's just all pick a book, or something. 729 00:35:34,473 --> 00:35:36,907 Where's Freddy? I mean, obscure mythology? 730 00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:38,575 Definitely his thing. 731 00:35:38,711 --> 00:35:41,543 I'm not even sure Freddy knows what his thing is anymore. 732 00:35:42,982 --> 00:35:45,184 [people chattering] 733 00:35:46,817 --> 00:35:49,079 You know I've actually never, never been up here. 734 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:51,618 Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out 735 00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:53,891 with your superhero friends, isn't it? 736 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,360 No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here? 737 00:35:56,495 --> 00:35:58,129 I mean they have, yes, they've driven by... 738 00:35:58,265 --> 00:35:59,859 Do you actually know those guys? 739 00:35:59,995 --> 00:36:03,167 Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation? 740 00:36:03,303 --> 00:36:04,399 Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I 741 00:36:04,534 --> 00:36:06,132 aren't really exclusive, as of now. 742 00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:07,503 [chuckles] 743 00:36:09,571 --> 00:36:10,770 Do you wanna meet one of them? 744 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:12,405 Meet, like how? 745 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,246 Like, face-to-face, right now. 746 00:36:15,181 --> 00:36:16,343 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 747 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:17,643 And today is your lucky day, 748 00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:19,878 because I'm gonna call the hot one. 749 00:36:20,786 --> 00:36:22,053 Her? 750 00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:23,816 -No, the male hot one. -Him? 751 00:36:24,989 --> 00:36:26,424 What? Him? 752 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,118 Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right? But, um... 753 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:30,421 Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls 754 00:36:30,557 --> 00:36:32,291 so... It's no big deal. 755 00:36:32,427 --> 00:36:34,127 Is this a joke, Freddy? 756 00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:37,434 'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really. 757 00:36:40,637 --> 00:36:42,099 No, it's not a joke. And I'm gonna 758 00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:44,142 call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now. 759 00:36:44,278 --> 00:36:47,277 So, don't move. So, stay right there. 760 00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,310 Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on? 761 00:36:49,445 --> 00:36:51,942 It's your boy Freddy. Yeah. 762 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,314 Remember that time I saved your life? 763 00:36:53,449 --> 00:36:54,652 No, no, no, the other time. 764 00:36:54,787 --> 00:36:55,846 Yeah. 765 00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:58,719 Well, I'm calling in that favor. 766 00:37:01,455 --> 00:37:03,927 [lightning cracks] 767 00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:05,858 [heroic music plays] 768 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,097 You must be Anne. 769 00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:12,029 [gasps] Oh, my God. 770 00:37:13,304 --> 00:37:14,766 Friend of Freddy's, I hear. 771 00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:17,969 I am, actually. Yeah. How are you... 772 00:37:20,945 --> 00:37:23,814 [sighs] You know, I may be the one with the superpowers, 773 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:24,948 but that kid, 774 00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:26,378 he's the real hero. 775 00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,483 Yeah. I mean, honestly, 776 00:37:28,619 --> 00:37:30,216 I've never met anyone like him. 777 00:37:30,351 --> 00:37:32,518 He's... genuine 778 00:37:32,654 --> 00:37:35,325 and warm and funny. [chuckles] 779 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,362 -That's a lot of nice things. -Yeah. 780 00:37:39,098 --> 00:37:40,292 How did you two meet? 781 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,429 Comic Con. 782 00:37:41,564 --> 00:37:43,433 -What's Comic Con? -What? 783 00:37:43,569 --> 00:37:44,696 [superhero Mary] According to this, 784 00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:47,168 gods considered humans servants, 785 00:37:47,304 --> 00:37:49,104 toys to be played with, 786 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,771 children to be punished. 787 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,973 [chuckles] Thanks, Steve. 788 00:37:54,109 --> 00:37:56,610 Until the rebellion when the humans turned on the gods. 789 00:37:56,746 --> 00:37:58,313 I'm reading about that right now. 790 00:37:58,448 --> 00:37:59,844 So, apparently, all of this 791 00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:02,150 revolves around a powerful weapon. 792 00:38:02,286 --> 00:38:03,948 So Atlas, uh, the father 793 00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:06,183 of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah, 794 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,087 he crafted a quarterstaff from the Tree of Life 795 00:38:08,223 --> 00:38:10,824 and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities 796 00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:13,764 but also to take powers away from others. 797 00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:17,194 So, the staff's where Atlas stored all supernatural power. 798 00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:21,268 Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic. 799 00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:22,804 But when things got bad, 800 00:38:22,939 --> 00:38:25,769 a council of human wizards got together and they 801 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,345 stole the staff from Atlas. 802 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:29,043 And they used that to take his powers away. 803 00:38:29,178 --> 00:38:30,578 And once they had his magic they went after other gods... 804 00:38:30,714 --> 00:38:32,184 Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy, 805 00:38:32,319 --> 00:38:34,116 this is the wizard that I know! 806 00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,585 What do these say? 807 00:38:41,061 --> 00:38:42,119 "The Wisdom of Solomon, 808 00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:43,789 Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas, 809 00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:45,563 Power of Zeus, Courage of Achilles, 810 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:48,125 Speed of Mercury." These are the powers they stole. 811 00:38:49,363 --> 00:38:50,567 No. 812 00:38:52,434 --> 00:38:53,368 Whoa, guys, look! 813 00:38:53,503 --> 00:38:54,902 This is what the name means. 814 00:38:55,037 --> 00:38:56,540 Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, 815 00:38:56,675 --> 00:38:58,370 which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. 816 00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:01,845 If I may point out one of the powers that may be possibly MIA. 817 00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:03,277 Boop. 818 00:39:03,413 --> 00:39:04,379 [Shazam] I'm sorry, 819 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:06,284 are you very unsubtly implying 820 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:09,053 that I somehow lack the wisdom of 821 00:39:09,189 --> 00:39:11,049 -Solo Man? -Yeah. 822 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,557 Well, maybe it comes later. 823 00:39:13,692 --> 00:39:15,555 I mean you do usually ask Mary what to do. 824 00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:16,622 -I'm just saying. -Yeah. 825 00:39:16,757 --> 00:39:17,922 This is very, very hurtful. 826 00:39:18,058 --> 00:39:19,295 I just want you all to know that. 827 00:39:19,431 --> 00:39:20,693 And it's pronounced "Solomon." 828 00:39:20,828 --> 00:39:22,267 -Oh. -[Shazam clears throat] 829 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,865 What else have we learned, fam? 830 00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:28,232 Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods, 831 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:32,943 the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some 832 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,045 magical sphere 833 00:39:35,181 --> 00:39:36,948 sealing it away forever. 834 00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:38,943 Cut off from magic. 835 00:39:39,078 --> 00:39:41,047 Oh, so that's what that was about. 836 00:39:41,182 --> 00:39:44,687 Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore. 837 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:48,658 A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded 838 00:39:48,793 --> 00:39:50,388 in Athens, Greece this morning. 839 00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,558 Two women dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek... 840 00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,631 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that? 841 00:39:54,766 --> 00:39:56,293 So, all those statues used to be people. 842 00:39:56,428 --> 00:40:00,499 I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe, 843 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:01,935 where Greece is at? 844 00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:06,978 Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. 845 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,139 You want it back? 846 00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:13,816 I mean, I did break it in half and then throw it away. 847 00:40:13,951 --> 00:40:16,285 So, that's probably where the journey started. 848 00:40:16,421 --> 00:40:17,553 -You know? -What? 849 00:40:17,689 --> 00:40:18,952 What do you mean, "What?" What? 850 00:40:19,087 --> 00:40:20,691 -You just left it there? -We were all there. 851 00:40:20,826 --> 00:40:22,655 Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers. 852 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:24,289 You're welcome, by the way. 853 00:40:24,425 --> 00:40:25,792 And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do 854 00:40:25,928 --> 00:40:27,999 super bad-guy stuff with it, okay? 855 00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,259 You broke the staff, 856 00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:31,398 meaning you broke the barrier between worlds. 857 00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:32,667 Which we now know. 858 00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:34,397 We also now know what they look like, 859 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,437 so when they come to hunt us, we'll see those two 860 00:40:36,573 --> 00:40:37,501 -coming a-- -Three. 861 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:38,840 What? 862 00:40:40,445 --> 00:40:42,211 Atlas had three daughters. 863 00:40:42,346 --> 00:40:44,813 Kalypso, Hespera, 864 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,379 Anthea. 865 00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:49,114 Anne... thea. 866 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,218 You know, I'm not just a superhero. 867 00:40:55,195 --> 00:40:56,660 I'm a super listener. 868 00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,864 And... 869 00:40:58,999 --> 00:41:00,125 I sense... 870 00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:03,764 that you may have feelings for Freddy. 871 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,999 Just wanna know when he's coming back. 872 00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:08,167 Don't want him to get hurt. 873 00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:11,372 Oh, well, Anne... [sighs] I mean, we can't choose 874 00:41:11,508 --> 00:41:13,174 the people we fall for. 875 00:41:13,309 --> 00:41:14,674 What? 876 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:16,240 I'm not talking about that. 877 00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:19,316 If he shows up now, he's in serious danger. 878 00:41:19,451 --> 00:41:21,419 Whoa! Look who you're with. 879 00:41:21,555 --> 00:41:23,150 What could possibly be dangerous? 880 00:41:23,286 --> 00:41:24,281 Us. 881 00:41:26,454 --> 00:41:28,124 Okay. 882 00:41:28,259 --> 00:41:29,653 I see how it is. 883 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:30,991 Let's dance. 884 00:41:32,692 --> 00:41:33,998 [groaning] 885 00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:35,360 Oh, my God. 886 00:41:35,496 --> 00:41:36,700 Freddy? 887 00:41:37,201 --> 00:41:37,961 Ow! 888 00:41:38,097 --> 00:41:39,569 Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know. 889 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,001 I never meant for you to get hurt. 890 00:41:41,136 --> 00:41:43,201 Oh, I'm not the one who's gonna get hurt. 891 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,038 Shazam! 892 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,744 Shazam! 893 00:41:48,443 --> 00:41:49,746 Shazam. 894 00:41:49,881 --> 00:41:51,644 -What's going on up here? -[Freddy] Mis... 895 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,346 Freddy, are you all right? 896 00:41:53,481 --> 00:41:54,581 Get back inside. Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle. 897 00:41:54,717 --> 00:41:56,652 I'm okay. Go back inside. 898 00:41:56,788 --> 00:41:58,049 Who are you? Do you have kids here? 899 00:41:58,185 --> 00:41:59,556 What are you doing? Don't hurt him. 900 00:41:59,692 --> 00:42:02,561 I won't touch him. You have my word. 901 00:42:05,762 --> 00:42:07,758 [whispering in other language] 902 00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:10,565 [skin squelching] 903 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,632 [magical voices whispering] 904 00:42:12,768 --> 00:42:14,000 [in English] Mr. G. Wha... 905 00:42:14,136 --> 00:42:15,673 What did she say? What are you doing? 906 00:42:17,376 --> 00:42:18,805 What are you doing? 907 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:20,371 What are you... no, no, no! 908 00:42:20,506 --> 00:42:21,739 Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no! 909 00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:25,350 Wait, no, no, no! 910 00:42:25,485 --> 00:42:27,718 -[screaming] -[body thuds] 911 00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:30,749 I forgot how easily they burst. 912 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,217 Why would you do that? 913 00:42:33,192 --> 00:42:34,123 Like grapes. 914 00:42:34,258 --> 00:42:35,390 [sobs] 915 00:42:35,525 --> 00:42:37,189 [magic resonates] 916 00:42:38,329 --> 00:42:39,323 What the... Huh? 917 00:42:40,496 --> 00:42:42,700 [Freddy yelping] 918 00:42:48,371 --> 00:42:49,366 [gasps] 919 00:42:51,108 --> 00:42:54,439 Now, child, tell us where to find the others. 920 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,213 No need. 921 00:42:56,349 --> 00:42:58,513 [dramatic music playing] 922 00:42:58,648 --> 00:43:00,212 [Freddy yelps, grunts] 923 00:43:01,552 --> 00:43:03,149 Clip his wings, Anthea. 924 00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:08,088 [magic trilling] 925 00:43:10,263 --> 00:43:11,960 [Shazam grunting] 926 00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:18,164 [grunting] 927 00:43:23,506 --> 00:43:25,006 [chuckling] 928 00:43:31,711 --> 00:43:32,915 Ow. 929 00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:39,757 Wait. 930 00:43:41,590 --> 00:43:42,522 There are more. 931 00:43:42,657 --> 00:43:43,893 [exclaims] 932 00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:46,995 [heroic music playing] 933 00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:51,467 -Perfect. We take them all. -No. 934 00:43:51,603 --> 00:43:52,968 That's not why we're here. 935 00:43:53,103 --> 00:43:55,131 We're here for the seed of life. Yield, sister. 936 00:43:55,267 --> 00:43:57,000 We stick to the plan we have. 937 00:43:57,136 --> 00:43:58,341 Father would never yield. 938 00:43:58,477 --> 00:43:59,808 And Father is dead. 939 00:43:59,943 --> 00:44:02,544 Now, you know your place, sister. 940 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,375 Or I will show it to you. 941 00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:08,852 We do this our way, not theirs. 942 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,319 [Shazam grunts] 943 00:44:15,891 --> 00:44:18,090 [Hespera] Make one move... 944 00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:20,560 -[magic resonates] -[screaming] 945 00:44:20,695 --> 00:44:21,930 [choking] 946 00:44:22,065 --> 00:44:24,802 ...and I will snap this child's neck. 947 00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:28,267 [choking] 948 00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:31,204 [dramatic music playing] 949 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:54,799 Oh, Freddy. 950 00:44:57,534 --> 00:44:58,737 [Freddy grunts] 951 00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:02,807 -[Shazam grunts] -Billy, no! 952 00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,474 [speaking in other language] 953 00:45:16,455 --> 00:45:18,020 [magic resonating] 954 00:45:37,438 --> 00:45:38,942 [Freddy in English] Billy, stay back! 955 00:45:39,077 --> 00:45:40,504 They're using the staff to take our powers. 956 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,853 [grunts, gasps] 957 00:45:49,687 --> 00:45:52,186 What? What? [gasps] 958 00:45:55,592 --> 00:45:57,796 [grunting] 959 00:46:00,326 --> 00:46:02,526 -[grunting] -[crackling] 960 00:46:03,236 --> 00:46:04,231 [yells] 961 00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:08,906 Sorry! 962 00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:12,469 [Freddy] I'm sorry, 963 00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:14,042 I'm sorry, just, just save yourself. 964 00:46:14,178 --> 00:46:16,474 No, no, all or none. We stick together. 965 00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:19,413 And that you will because you cannot leave. 966 00:46:19,549 --> 00:46:23,283 Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world. 967 00:46:23,818 --> 00:46:25,716 [Freddy] No! 968 00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:26,849 No! 969 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,189 Freddy! 970 00:46:36,269 --> 00:46:38,002 [news anchor] From City Line Avenue in the north 971 00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:40,030 to the western shore of the Schuylkill River 972 00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,433 to Cobbs Creek. 973 00:46:41,568 --> 00:46:43,267 The unidentified barrier appears 974 00:46:43,402 --> 00:46:45,009 to be in the shape of a dome 975 00:46:45,144 --> 00:46:47,870 with no one allowed into the city or out 976 00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:51,778 with some suggesting this strange magical element 977 00:46:51,913 --> 00:46:56,981 may be the doing, or undoing, of the Philadelphia Fiascoes. 978 00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:59,319 [ominous music playing] 979 00:47:00,887 --> 00:47:02,091 [yelps] 980 00:47:02,826 --> 00:47:04,995 [breathing shakily] 981 00:47:16,072 --> 00:47:17,269 -Holy sh... -[wizard] Shh! 982 00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:20,912 -[gasps] -[wizard] I'm trying to sleep. 983 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:23,446 It is the only escape from the tortures here. 984 00:47:23,581 --> 00:47:25,917 Okay. Bleak. 985 00:47:27,487 --> 00:47:28,982 Wait a second. 986 00:47:29,117 --> 00:47:31,187 Hagrid beard, Batman voice. 987 00:47:31,322 --> 00:47:33,892 You're the wizard. You're the wizard! Oh, my... 988 00:47:34,027 --> 00:47:35,285 You're back! Billy told me all about you. 989 00:47:35,421 --> 00:47:37,423 Billy? You know Billy Batson? 990 00:47:37,558 --> 00:47:39,129 Billy Batson. Yeah, he's my best friend. 991 00:47:39,264 --> 00:47:41,064 I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman, Captain Everypower. 992 00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:42,994 Well, used to be. It's complicated now. 993 00:47:43,130 --> 00:47:44,530 She... It's complicated. 994 00:47:44,665 --> 00:47:46,933 That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam? 995 00:47:47,069 --> 00:47:50,405 Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but, but didn't? 996 00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:52,136 [grunts] 997 00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:53,470 Once I gave him the power, 998 00:47:53,606 --> 00:47:56,275 I could no longer remain in my realm. 999 00:47:56,411 --> 00:47:58,047 But death would have been a luxury 1000 00:47:58,183 --> 00:48:00,051 compared to being trapped in this cell 1001 00:48:00,186 --> 00:48:02,617 with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. 1002 00:48:02,752 --> 00:48:03,954 Mostly with you. 1003 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,082 A little more sarcastic than Billy said, 1004 00:48:05,218 --> 00:48:06,785 but, hey, all good. 1005 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,085 -Let's just get out of here. -"Let's just get out of here." 1006 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,422 Yeah, sure. 1007 00:48:10,557 --> 00:48:12,124 I sound nothing like that, but okay. 1008 00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:13,457 Here's what we've got, um... 1009 00:48:13,593 --> 00:48:15,832 A cranky wizard with a cynical streak 1010 00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:18,762 and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit. 1011 00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:22,799 There is no way these sisters are keeping us in here. 1012 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,668 These prison bars, they're probably enchanted! 1013 00:48:24,804 --> 00:48:28,007 -What spells do you know? -Please, stop talking. 1014 00:48:28,143 --> 00:48:29,275 How about an arcane focus? 1015 00:48:29,411 --> 00:48:30,874 I don't even know what that is. 1016 00:48:31,010 --> 00:48:32,179 [groans] 1017 00:48:32,315 --> 00:48:33,744 Fine, then let's make a potion. 1018 00:48:33,879 --> 00:48:36,113 Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution. 1019 00:48:36,248 --> 00:48:37,715 Oh! Gaseous form! 1020 00:48:37,851 --> 00:48:40,355 Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart. 1021 00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:44,193 I gave my powers to children who squandered it. 1022 00:48:45,028 --> 00:48:46,526 We will die here, Freeby. 1023 00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:49,699 It's Freddy, by the way. "Freeby"? Where do you even... 1024 00:48:49,835 --> 00:48:51,398 The sooner you accept it, 1025 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,233 the easier it will be. 1026 00:48:53,369 --> 00:48:56,205 Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here! 1027 00:48:56,739 --> 00:48:57,674 Hmm. 1028 00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,011 [foreboding music playing] 1029 00:49:05,944 --> 00:49:09,046 [superhero Mary] "Power of elements. Power of chaos. 1030 00:49:09,181 --> 00:49:11,183 Power of axis." 1031 00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:12,650 These are primordial forces. 1032 00:49:12,786 --> 00:49:14,791 I don't know how we fight powers like this. 1033 00:49:14,926 --> 00:49:16,726 I tell you how we fight it. 1034 00:49:16,861 --> 00:49:18,459 With the wisdom of... 1035 00:49:19,128 --> 00:49:21,290 -Solomon. -Exactly. 1036 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,199 We, we set up a meeting. 1037 00:49:23,334 --> 00:49:25,562 Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. 1038 00:49:25,698 --> 00:49:27,936 Offer up our powers for Freddy. 1039 00:49:28,071 --> 00:49:29,667 But then we grab one of them 1040 00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:31,535 and that's what we really use to trade! 1041 00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:33,276 But what if they steal our powers? 1042 00:49:33,411 --> 00:49:35,272 No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. 1043 00:49:35,408 --> 00:49:38,082 You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. 1044 00:49:38,217 --> 00:49:40,610 [imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball. 1045 00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:43,019 -Hmm. -Dude, I suck at dodgeball. 1046 00:49:43,155 --> 00:49:45,050 Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, 1047 00:49:45,186 --> 00:49:46,453 but not Super Pedro. 1048 00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:48,625 No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. 1049 00:49:48,761 --> 00:49:51,657 Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. 1050 00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:54,461 So I think we should send them a little invitation. 1051 00:49:56,865 --> 00:49:57,867 Okay. 1052 00:49:58,003 --> 00:49:59,937 So, Steve says that this paper 1053 00:50:00,073 --> 00:50:02,106 is a stack of magical parchment. 1054 00:50:02,241 --> 00:50:03,869 You write a message on the magical paper 1055 00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:07,076 and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to 1056 00:50:07,211 --> 00:50:09,745 and then the paper folds into a... 1057 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:12,413 [gasps] Oh, my God, yes! 1058 00:50:13,686 --> 00:50:14,981 A paper bird. 1059 00:50:15,117 --> 00:50:16,516 And it flies to the god. 1060 00:50:16,652 --> 00:50:18,455 [Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute. 1061 00:50:18,591 --> 00:50:22,523 Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? 1062 00:50:22,658 --> 00:50:25,261 Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now? 1063 00:50:27,195 --> 00:50:28,528 Did the pen just shrug? 1064 00:50:29,663 --> 00:50:31,630 Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to... 1065 00:50:32,565 --> 00:50:34,430 I do. Okay, cool, wad that up. 1066 00:50:34,566 --> 00:50:36,107 All right. [clears throat] 1067 00:50:37,170 --> 00:50:39,043 Letter... 1068 00:50:39,179 --> 00:50:43,011 Letter, writing a letter. No, no, no! 1069 00:50:43,146 --> 00:50:44,645 I was just talking out loud. 1070 00:50:44,781 --> 00:50:46,183 That's not a part of the letter. Wad that up, too. 1071 00:50:47,351 --> 00:50:49,283 [superhero Darla] Maybe if you try 1072 00:50:49,419 --> 00:50:51,381 -speaking from the heart. -Hmm. 1073 00:50:51,517 --> 00:50:53,586 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1074 00:50:54,487 --> 00:50:56,419 violence is not the answer." 1075 00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:58,756 [foreboding music playing] 1076 00:51:01,899 --> 00:51:04,102 [Freddy grunting] 1077 00:51:12,706 --> 00:51:14,112 -[soldier growls] -[Freddy grunts] 1078 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,876 [Hespera] Child, 1079 00:51:20,012 --> 00:51:22,111 I will spare your life if you're honest with me. 1080 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:23,550 Honesty. 1081 00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:27,554 Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice. 1082 00:51:28,256 --> 00:51:29,355 The other Champions... 1083 00:51:29,491 --> 00:51:31,894 are they children like yourself? 1084 00:51:32,029 --> 00:51:33,593 What even is a child? 1085 00:51:33,728 --> 00:51:36,666 I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish. 1086 00:51:36,801 --> 00:51:38,061 Yes or no? 1087 00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:40,404 No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough 1088 00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:43,868 to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids. 1089 00:51:44,004 --> 00:51:47,270 -Give us their names. -The names of the Champions? 1090 00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:51,642 Um, well, there's Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer. 1091 00:51:51,777 --> 00:51:53,179 Are you guys taking this stuff in? 1092 00:51:53,314 --> 00:51:54,784 Writing this down? No? 1093 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:55,982 They drive a Dodge Ram. 1094 00:51:56,117 --> 00:51:57,219 He's lying. 1095 00:51:57,354 --> 00:51:59,619 That's your superpower, not mine. 1096 00:51:59,754 --> 00:52:01,753 And she thinks you're a total control freak. 1097 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:03,858 One of you. 1098 00:52:03,994 --> 00:52:05,262 Probably you. 1099 00:52:06,096 --> 00:52:08,159 -[gasps] -Hold him. 1100 00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:10,234 [soldier growls] 1101 00:52:10,370 --> 00:52:12,465 [Freddy] Don't... [grunts] What's happening? 1102 00:52:12,601 --> 00:52:13,934 What is that? What's she doing? 1103 00:52:14,069 --> 00:52:15,404 Power of chaos. 1104 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:17,702 It enters a man's mind and shatters it whole. 1105 00:52:17,837 --> 00:52:20,440 Oh. [chuckles] My mind is already trash, 1106 00:52:20,576 --> 00:52:22,913 so I'd actually like to see you try. 1107 00:52:23,048 --> 00:52:25,081 Because nobody has the balls 1108 00:52:25,216 --> 00:52:27,214 to handle what's inside my brain. 1109 00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:29,414 [whispering] Say their names. 1110 00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:31,248 [magical voices whispering] 1111 00:52:31,383 --> 00:52:32,348 [gasping] 1112 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,291 [screaming] 1113 00:52:35,992 --> 00:52:37,594 Say their names. 1114 00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:40,457 [magical voices] Say their names. Say their names. 1115 00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:42,662 [screaming continues] 1116 00:52:44,499 --> 00:52:47,465 Destiny's Child did it better. 1117 00:52:47,601 --> 00:52:49,003 He is stronger than he looks. 1118 00:52:49,138 --> 00:52:51,139 [Freddy screaming] 1119 00:52:51,274 --> 00:52:53,343 -Say their names. -Stop! 1120 00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:56,907 [hesitating] Billy... 1121 00:53:00,248 --> 00:53:01,879 Billy Bats... 1122 00:53:05,758 --> 00:53:06,986 Billy B... 1123 00:53:07,121 --> 00:53:08,418 Stop. 1124 00:53:08,554 --> 00:53:11,159 [breathing shakily] 1125 00:53:11,294 --> 00:53:12,857 This is from the Champions. 1126 00:53:14,363 --> 00:53:16,032 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1127 00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:18,432 violence is not the answer. 1128 00:53:18,568 --> 00:53:22,238 Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla. 1129 00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:24,038 -We'd like to make a trade. -What? 1130 00:53:24,174 --> 00:53:25,505 We'll give up our powers 1131 00:53:25,641 --> 00:53:28,773 if you give us Freddy, add 'unharmed.' 1132 00:53:28,909 --> 00:53:32,045 Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you. 1133 00:53:32,181 --> 00:53:33,411 Smart, Eugene. 1134 00:53:33,546 --> 00:53:35,920 Steve, add 'unharmed' 1135 00:53:36,055 --> 00:53:38,218 then, like, 'yours, trul...' 1136 00:53:38,353 --> 00:53:40,850 No, 'Sincerely, best'. 1137 00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:44,025 Maybe just signed 'The Champions.' 1138 00:53:44,161 --> 00:53:45,624 Should we proofread it? 1139 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,030 Naw, Steve doesn't make mistakes, 1140 00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,398 just writes what you say. 1141 00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:52,970 Great. I feel good about this. Me, too. 1142 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,937 Anyone else want a Gatorade? 1143 00:53:56,072 --> 00:53:57,473 Do we have red?" 1144 00:53:58,406 --> 00:54:00,672 What is this Gatorade? 1145 00:54:00,808 --> 00:54:03,507 -[dramatic music playing] -[yelps] 1146 00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:05,309 -Is it a weapon? -Sister. 1147 00:54:05,444 --> 00:54:08,719 We need not torture him any longer. You heard the letter. 1148 00:54:08,854 --> 00:54:10,319 [grunting] 1149 00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:12,455 -Throw them in the pit. -[Anthea] Wait. 1150 00:54:13,290 --> 00:54:14,886 They want to make a trade. 1151 00:54:17,261 --> 00:54:18,789 And we will meet, sister. 1152 00:54:18,925 --> 00:54:20,596 But humans are not to be trusted. 1153 00:54:20,731 --> 00:54:24,632 The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right? 1154 00:54:25,332 --> 00:54:27,437 Right? [grunts] 1155 00:54:28,702 --> 00:54:31,142 [wizard and Freddy screaming] 1156 00:54:31,277 --> 00:54:33,476 -[wizard groans] -[Freddy coughing] 1157 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,875 [both grunting] 1158 00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:46,989 Are you hurt? 1159 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,457 No, just worthless. 1160 00:54:49,592 --> 00:54:51,858 -Well, you must get up. -For what? 1161 00:54:51,993 --> 00:54:55,760 All this pretending to be a superhero is just... 1162 00:54:55,896 --> 00:54:57,966 a way for me to pretend I'm not broken. 1163 00:54:58,102 --> 00:54:59,898 Oh, feelings. 1164 00:55:00,972 --> 00:55:02,967 [rumbling] 1165 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,412 [grunting] 1166 00:55:10,512 --> 00:55:12,713 [unsettling music playing] 1167 00:55:14,146 --> 00:55:17,421 -I see something moving. -Yeah, I see it, too. 1168 00:55:18,389 --> 00:55:20,589 [heavy footsteps approaching] 1169 00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:26,694 [Freddy breathing heavily] 1170 00:55:31,003 --> 00:55:32,997 [low growling] 1171 00:55:34,006 --> 00:55:34,999 [Freddy] Oh, shit. 1172 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,268 What is that? 1173 00:55:37,403 --> 00:55:38,572 Ladon. 1174 00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:41,104 The guardian of the Garden of Atlas. 1175 00:55:43,648 --> 00:55:45,845 -[Ladon growling] -[Freddy whimpering] 1176 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:48,815 [roars] 1177 00:55:50,685 --> 00:55:53,589 -Run. -I can't. I can't! 1178 00:55:57,088 --> 00:55:59,496 -[roaring] -[Freddy screams] 1179 00:56:08,304 --> 00:56:09,435 [powers trilling] 1180 00:56:09,571 --> 00:56:11,441 [Freddy breathing shakily] 1181 00:56:11,576 --> 00:56:13,505 -[screams] -You're okay! You're okay. 1182 00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:15,278 I don't feel okay at all. 1183 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,745 That's the power of the dragon. 1184 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,943 It emanates fear from every pore of its body. 1185 00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:22,245 Ladon's fear paralyzes any mortal, 1186 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,950 so that none can approach the garden it protects. 1187 00:56:25,984 --> 00:56:28,391 Power of axis. Very cool, very, 1188 00:56:28,526 --> 00:56:30,323 -very rare. -[Hespera] Anthea! 1189 00:56:30,459 --> 00:56:32,226 [Anthea] I must go. 1190 00:56:32,361 --> 00:56:35,328 The door back to your world is at the center of the labyrinth. 1191 00:56:35,463 --> 00:56:36,996 Right, left, left 1192 00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:39,667 and then follow the right-hand wall to the center. 1193 00:56:39,803 --> 00:56:41,504 -You'll need this. -How did you find this? 1194 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,206 You once protected me from the bullies 1195 00:56:43,342 --> 00:56:45,308 in your world, Freddy Freeman. 1196 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:46,840 Now I've protected you in mine. 1197 00:56:51,744 --> 00:56:53,882 -Hero. -[both chuckle] 1198 00:56:54,018 --> 00:56:57,013 Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection. 1199 00:56:57,149 --> 00:56:58,751 I was about to rearrange those boys' 1200 00:56:58,887 --> 00:57:00,283 internal organs when you stepped in. 1201 00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,988 But you didn't know that, which does make you brave. 1202 00:57:03,123 --> 00:57:05,926 I was just brave because I knew I had powers. 1203 00:57:06,061 --> 00:57:09,962 No, the most powerful thing about you is you. 1204 00:57:11,769 --> 00:57:14,198 [clears throat] How lovely for both of you. 1205 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,706 Goddess, we thank you much, but we must get-- 1206 00:57:16,841 --> 00:57:19,541 You should go. My sisters don't need you anymore. 1207 00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,479 All they require now is the seed. 1208 00:57:22,281 --> 00:57:24,042 -The seed? -Yes. 1209 00:57:24,177 --> 00:57:25,946 Which remains hidden in a place unreachable 1210 00:57:26,081 --> 00:57:27,981 by any of their kind. Come, come, Jeff. Faster. 1211 00:57:28,116 --> 00:57:30,582 You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name! 1212 00:57:30,718 --> 00:57:33,722 [whimsical music playing] 1213 00:57:36,525 --> 00:57:38,727 [people chattering] 1214 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,031 [Shazam] Hi, God... No? 1215 00:57:49,173 --> 00:57:51,234 Yo, Low Voltage. 1216 00:57:52,908 --> 00:57:54,675 When you fixing this dome shit, man? 1217 00:57:54,810 --> 00:57:56,279 Oh, no, no, no, don't worry, sir. 1218 00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:57,575 [clicks tongue] I have a plan. 1219 00:57:57,710 --> 00:57:59,011 -Really? -Uh-huh. 1220 00:57:59,146 --> 00:58:00,777 'Cause look like all you got is a sandwich. 1221 00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:02,078 No, these sandwiches? 1222 00:58:02,214 --> 00:58:03,452 No, these sandwiches are important. 1223 00:58:03,587 --> 00:58:04,885 They're, they're for a meeting. 1224 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:08,559 Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs] 1225 00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:10,055 Colonel? 1226 00:58:11,089 --> 00:58:12,959 Oh, boy, I really need a name. 1227 00:58:14,563 --> 00:58:16,061 [dramatic chord plays] 1228 00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,495 Quiet one, she is. 1229 00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:21,368 I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat. 1230 00:58:21,504 --> 00:58:23,039 [chuckles nervously] 1231 00:58:23,174 --> 00:58:24,474 Is that... 1232 00:58:24,610 --> 00:58:26,371 Oh, you're totally serious. Okay. 1233 00:58:26,506 --> 00:58:27,942 Uh... 1234 00:58:28,077 --> 00:58:30,844 Right, so, look, here's the thing, um, you're upset. 1235 00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:32,715 A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, 1236 00:58:32,851 --> 00:58:35,014 which totally sucks balls, I totally get it. 1237 00:58:35,150 --> 00:58:37,988 But, I kind of feel like you're taking this all, 1238 00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:41,020 like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right? 1239 00:58:41,155 --> 00:58:43,625 If thieves stormed your home in the night 1240 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,762 and stole all your coin and then fled, 1241 00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:48,566 you would naturally give chase, would you not? 1242 00:58:49,701 --> 00:58:51,094 And say, in this pursuit the thieves 1243 00:58:51,230 --> 00:58:52,735 dropped the money on the ground 1244 00:58:52,870 --> 00:58:55,672 and your neighbor picked it up and kept it. 1245 00:58:56,607 --> 00:58:59,168 Now, imagine it is not money, 1246 00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:01,609 but the lifeblood of your father. 1247 00:59:01,744 --> 00:59:03,675 The last breath of your mother. 1248 00:59:03,811 --> 00:59:06,013 The power of all the gods, 1249 00:59:06,148 --> 00:59:09,245 the magic of the entire realm that was stolen. 1250 00:59:09,381 --> 00:59:12,189 And now this magic courses through you, 1251 00:59:12,324 --> 00:59:13,886 and you have the gall 1252 00:59:14,021 --> 00:59:16,825 to believe that you deserve it? 1253 00:59:18,594 --> 00:59:21,225 This is very personal, 1254 00:59:22,430 --> 00:59:23,634 Billy. 1255 00:59:26,338 --> 00:59:28,101 You are very menacing. 1256 00:59:28,236 --> 00:59:30,337 I just want you to know that. Like, I really... 1257 00:59:30,472 --> 00:59:34,107 I see the presence that you have, and that goes a long way. 1258 00:59:34,242 --> 00:59:37,776 But today, I really wanted to talk about compromise. 1259 00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:39,747 [both] There is no compromise. 1260 00:59:39,883 --> 00:59:41,751 I knew you were gonna say that. 1261 00:59:41,887 --> 00:59:44,049 Wisdom of Saruman. Don't mess with me, okay? 1262 00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:46,720 Give us back Freddy, you take down this 1263 00:59:46,856 --> 00:59:49,918 sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing 1264 00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:51,454 and then, you know, 1265 00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:53,156 we won't have to annihilate you into the ground. 1266 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:54,593 -[scoffs] -It's a good offer. 1267 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:55,761 I'm being serious. 1268 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,500 You play the part of a man, 1269 00:59:58,635 --> 01:00:00,864 but you do not play it well. 1270 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,641 Give us the powers, child. 1271 01:00:04,242 --> 01:00:05,704 All of them. 1272 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,876 You are no leader, Billy. 1273 01:00:08,676 --> 01:00:10,308 You are a lost boy 1274 01:00:10,443 --> 01:00:13,543 who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior. 1275 01:00:13,679 --> 01:00:15,950 Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you 1276 01:00:16,085 --> 01:00:17,780 'cause I'm not, like, super old like you, 1277 01:00:17,915 --> 01:00:21,016 but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have. 1278 01:00:21,152 --> 01:00:24,691 'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. 1279 01:00:24,827 --> 01:00:26,428 And let me tell you something. 1280 01:00:26,563 --> 01:00:29,528 It's all about family! 1281 01:00:29,664 --> 01:00:31,401 [music swells] 1282 01:00:31,537 --> 01:00:34,100 -[music stops] -[birds cawing] 1283 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,867 Family! 1284 01:00:37,003 --> 01:00:40,206 Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you. 1285 01:00:40,341 --> 01:00:42,779 Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess? 1286 01:00:43,782 --> 01:00:46,948 No, human. You forgot about mine. 1287 01:00:48,485 --> 01:00:49,681 [screams, grunts] 1288 01:00:49,817 --> 01:00:52,151 [dramatic music playing] 1289 01:00:53,423 --> 01:00:54,884 [Hespera grunts] 1290 01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,226 [Shazam grunting] 1291 01:00:57,362 --> 01:00:58,295 [man] Come on! 1292 01:00:58,430 --> 01:00:59,455 -Let's go. -Pedro! 1293 01:01:01,267 --> 01:01:02,128 [staff whirs] 1294 01:01:03,762 --> 01:01:04,966 [grunts] 1295 01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:09,399 [superhero Eugene quavering] 1296 01:01:10,242 --> 01:01:12,974 [both quavering] 1297 01:01:19,012 --> 01:01:21,883 -[Shazam grunts] -[gasps] 1298 01:01:22,019 --> 01:01:24,216 -[Shazam grunting] -[electricity crackling] 1299 01:01:30,822 --> 01:01:32,026 [groans] 1300 01:01:34,896 --> 01:01:37,867 You're wasting my time, boy. 1301 01:01:39,998 --> 01:01:42,238 [powers resonate] 1302 01:01:42,373 --> 01:01:44,368 [both grunting] 1303 01:01:54,814 --> 01:01:56,512 [rumbling] 1304 01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:02,958 [women grunting] 1305 01:02:08,498 --> 01:02:09,998 [Shazam grunts] 1306 01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:17,735 Yeah. 1307 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:19,005 [Shazam] Whoo! 1308 01:02:19,141 --> 01:02:20,604 She sure didn't see that coming 1309 01:02:20,739 --> 01:02:24,507 because she didn't go to the eye doctor. [chuckles] 1310 01:02:24,642 --> 01:02:26,379 [Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause... 1311 01:02:26,515 --> 01:02:29,281 -[rattling] -A euphemism. That was a euphemism. 1312 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,191 -[Shazam] No! -[women grunting] 1313 01:02:49,605 --> 01:02:50,807 [Shazam groans] 1314 01:02:50,942 --> 01:02:52,067 [Hespera] We've taken the power from two 1315 01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:53,976 in your family already. 1316 01:02:54,111 --> 01:02:56,646 And now two more must die, and for what? 1317 01:02:56,782 --> 01:02:59,074 So you can keep playing soldier? 1318 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,412 [Shazam grunting] 1319 01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:15,129 -[choking] -[groaning] 1320 01:03:17,665 --> 01:03:19,368 [groans] 1321 01:03:19,503 --> 01:03:21,498 [grunting] 1322 01:03:26,642 --> 01:03:28,846 [grunting] 1323 01:03:35,587 --> 01:03:37,787 My father was Atlas. 1324 01:03:37,923 --> 01:03:41,023 Titan god of stamina and strength. 1325 01:03:43,226 --> 01:03:46,092 His magic and power may course through you, 1326 01:03:46,228 --> 01:03:49,392 but you will never be a true god. 1327 01:03:49,528 --> 01:03:51,935 Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed? 1328 01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:54,168 [both grunt] 1329 01:03:56,003 --> 01:03:58,502 -[coughing] -Nope! 1330 01:04:01,744 --> 01:04:03,373 [both panting] 1331 01:04:03,508 --> 01:04:06,917 You okay? That was fun. Let's go. 1332 01:04:11,019 --> 01:04:12,890 Come on. Come on, come on. 1333 01:04:15,254 --> 01:04:16,789 [Shazam] Hurry, everyone! 1334 01:04:16,925 --> 01:04:18,126 Let's go, let's go. 1335 01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:29,365 What? 1336 01:04:29,501 --> 01:04:31,269 -[door closes] -[chain locks] 1337 01:04:31,404 --> 01:04:32,668 You thought you were just goin' 1338 01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:34,206 into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? 1339 01:04:34,342 --> 01:04:36,410 Which I can somehow still smell. 1340 01:04:36,546 --> 01:04:38,746 Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? 1341 01:04:38,882 --> 01:04:39,947 -Yeah. -Like, permeates 1342 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:41,411 the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, 1343 01:04:41,547 --> 01:04:43,283 welcome to the Rock of Eternity. 1344 01:04:43,951 --> 01:04:45,252 Only Champions 1345 01:04:45,387 --> 01:04:47,586 can get in here, through any door that we want. 1346 01:04:47,721 --> 01:04:50,420 Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't. 1347 01:04:50,556 --> 01:04:53,392 Guys, that's what I call a total success. 1348 01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:56,428 Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. 1349 01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:58,360 -Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah, 1350 01:04:58,495 --> 01:04:59,968 you do, yeah, but you know, 1351 01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:01,263 look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. 1352 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,770 You know what I mean? 1353 01:05:02,905 --> 01:05:04,333 And hers... [chuckles] 1354 01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:06,036 lack of strategic thinking. 1355 01:05:06,172 --> 01:05:08,011 Now for the real trade. 1356 01:05:08,146 --> 01:05:11,344 Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. 1357 01:05:11,479 --> 01:05:12,911 [superhero Darla] And get rid of the dome. 1358 01:05:13,046 --> 01:05:14,044 [Shazam] Oh, yeah. 1359 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:16,215 And get rid of the dome. 1360 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:17,917 'Cause the city of brotherly love 1361 01:05:18,053 --> 01:05:19,418 is gettin' a little moist. 1362 01:05:21,758 --> 01:05:23,026 Word choice, man. 1363 01:05:23,161 --> 01:05:24,122 [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as 1364 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,723 it was coming out of my mouth. 1365 01:05:25,858 --> 01:05:26,959 [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... 1366 01:05:27,095 --> 01:05:27,657 [Shazam] I know. I just... 1367 01:05:32,233 --> 01:05:34,835 "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." 1368 01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:36,639 -Burn! -[chuckles] 1369 01:05:36,775 --> 01:05:38,007 I just came up with that. 1370 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,104 Make sure you put a dash in there, though, 1371 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:40,871 so it's really clear. Okay. 1372 01:05:41,007 --> 01:05:43,413 [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar 1373 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:46,148 and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter. 1374 01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,718 [clears throat] So... 1375 01:05:48,854 --> 01:05:50,750 "A brother for a sister, huh? 1376 01:05:50,885 --> 01:05:52,318 How's that feel? 1377 01:05:52,453 --> 01:05:55,224 Also, how are you actually sisters, 1378 01:05:55,359 --> 01:05:58,061 because the age difference is very noticeable, 1379 01:05:58,196 --> 01:06:01,294 and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." 1380 01:06:01,430 --> 01:06:03,627 Even though I don't like you very much, 1381 01:06:03,762 --> 01:06:05,594 I believe everyone deserves human rights, 1382 01:06:05,730 --> 01:06:07,429 but you don't deserve strawberry. 1383 01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:10,667 You only get yellow. [gasps] 1384 01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:14,176 She's gone! 1385 01:06:15,745 --> 01:06:16,711 Wait, what? 1386 01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,049 [dramatic music playing] 1387 01:06:27,522 --> 01:06:29,285 I thought we brought her in too easily. 1388 01:06:29,421 --> 01:06:31,356 She wanted to get caught. 1389 01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:34,926 I don't get it. Where would she even go? 1390 01:06:35,061 --> 01:06:36,264 [clanking] 1391 01:06:37,999 --> 01:06:39,201 [door creaks] 1392 01:06:44,173 --> 01:06:46,703 Well, this seemed inevitable. 1393 01:06:53,151 --> 01:06:55,677 Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo. 1394 01:06:55,813 --> 01:06:59,016 We are not lost. Who's the wizard here? 1395 01:06:59,152 --> 01:07:00,553 I don't know. 1396 01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:02,818 You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts, 1397 01:07:02,953 --> 01:07:05,359 you know nothing about magic, you're just... 1398 01:07:08,832 --> 01:07:09,832 You're the wizard. 1399 01:07:09,968 --> 01:07:11,831 -Thank you. -Whatever. 1400 01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:15,138 Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted. 1401 01:07:18,876 --> 01:07:21,078 [tense music playing] 1402 01:07:28,052 --> 01:07:29,251 -[door unlocks] -[Freddy gasps] 1403 01:07:30,153 --> 01:07:32,551 Get back, get back. Get back. 1404 01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:44,662 [whispering in other language] 1405 01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:50,503 [Hespera gasps] 1406 01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:02,112 [in English] Okay, I think the coast is clear. Let's go home. 1407 01:08:02,247 --> 01:08:03,448 One moment. 1408 01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:05,781 Did you not see what she was holding? 1409 01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,789 It was an apple. She wanted a snack. 1410 01:08:07,925 --> 01:08:09,192 What's the big deal? 1411 01:08:09,327 --> 01:08:12,355 The golden apple. From the Tree of Life. 1412 01:08:12,490 --> 01:08:14,057 From the Tree of Life. 1413 01:08:14,192 --> 01:08:16,298 Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you say that was somewhere safe? 1414 01:08:18,497 --> 01:08:20,966 -Billy! -Billy. Gosh. 1415 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,304 [wizard groans] 1416 01:08:23,809 --> 01:08:24,801 Where are you going now? 1417 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:30,741 [inhales sharply] 1418 01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:34,409 [exhales] Nope. 1419 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:35,746 She's not in there. 1420 01:08:36,819 --> 01:08:37,746 Nope. 1421 01:08:37,882 --> 01:08:39,487 No, no, no. That's a hard pass. 1422 01:08:39,622 --> 01:08:41,519 -That's a hard pass. -[Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy, 1423 01:08:41,655 --> 01:08:43,051 you don't gotta worry about that one. 1424 01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:44,720 It's just a labyrinth that doesn't go anywhere. 1425 01:08:44,856 --> 01:08:46,524 -[sniffs] -Like an ancient Greek 1426 01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:47,890 -labyrinth? -[Shazam] Guys... 1427 01:08:48,933 --> 01:08:50,826 [sniffs] porta-potty. 1428 01:08:50,961 --> 01:08:52,928 -[sniffs] -[Super Hero Eugene] Mmm. 1429 01:09:02,141 --> 01:09:03,411 Hespera. 1430 01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:10,913 It's over, sisters. 1431 01:09:11,049 --> 01:09:13,883 Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm. 1432 01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:18,391 Or we plant it in their realm. 1433 01:09:18,527 --> 01:09:21,931 But that would destroy their world. 1434 01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:24,231 Just as they destroyed ours. 1435 01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:26,397 [Hespera] You can't be serious. 1436 01:09:26,532 --> 01:09:28,302 -Yes. -[Anthea] No. 1437 01:09:28,438 --> 01:09:29,733 No, that's not what we agreed to. 1438 01:09:29,869 --> 01:09:31,536 [Kalypso] Anthea, you simpering bore. 1439 01:09:31,672 --> 01:09:33,237 [Hespera] She's right, we've spent ages 1440 01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:34,877 waiting for this moment. 1441 01:09:35,013 --> 01:09:36,211 [Anthea] We have the seed. 1442 01:09:36,346 --> 01:09:38,181 We have the staff and its powers. 1443 01:09:38,316 --> 01:09:39,544 [Hespera] We are not squandering it 1444 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,448 for your personal satisfaction. 1445 01:09:41,584 --> 01:09:44,483 [whispering] No, I should go, not you. 1446 01:09:44,619 --> 01:09:46,314 Look, I know what you're thinking. 1447 01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:48,757 The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief." 1448 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,290 But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. 1449 01:09:51,426 --> 01:09:52,759 -It's pathetic. -[knees crack] 1450 01:09:52,895 --> 01:09:53,956 See? 1451 01:09:55,033 --> 01:09:56,265 Fortune be with you, Freddy. 1452 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,697 Thank you. What did you just call me? 1453 01:09:59,432 --> 01:10:01,863 Freddy. Freddy Freeman. 1454 01:10:01,999 --> 01:10:05,438 [chuckles] That's it. You nailed it. 1455 01:10:05,573 --> 01:10:07,442 I'll see you on the other side. 1456 01:10:08,677 --> 01:10:10,079 [Hespera] Even if we did, the Tree of Life 1457 01:10:10,214 --> 01:10:11,712 would not thrive in their soil. 1458 01:10:11,848 --> 01:10:15,015 It would despoil, it would disfigure into something... 1459 01:10:15,151 --> 01:10:16,346 [Kalypso] Monstrous? 1460 01:10:16,482 --> 01:10:18,722 That is what humans are. 1461 01:10:18,857 --> 01:10:21,718 It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world 1462 01:10:21,854 --> 01:10:24,657 and do to them as they did to us. 1463 01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:29,391 [Anthea] We agreed to restore balance 1464 01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:33,029 and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales. 1465 01:10:33,164 --> 01:10:36,302 Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves. 1466 01:10:36,437 --> 01:10:38,236 -No, not all. -All. 1467 01:10:38,372 --> 01:10:41,909 [Hespera] Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you. 1468 01:10:42,045 --> 01:10:43,146 [Kalypso] Why? 1469 01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:45,446 Humans wreak havoc and devastation, 1470 01:10:45,582 --> 01:10:47,613 then pray to the gods to absolve them. 1471 01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:49,913 They actually pray for order and peace 1472 01:10:50,048 --> 01:10:53,288 when all they do is dismantle it at every turn. 1473 01:10:53,424 --> 01:10:55,519 Anthea, I want you to take the apple 1474 01:10:55,654 --> 01:10:57,954 and plant it in our garden. 1475 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,526 [Kalypso] Of course you turn to her. 1476 01:11:00,662 --> 01:11:02,330 Father would be ashamed of both of you. 1477 01:11:02,465 --> 01:11:04,165 -[object clatters] -[Freddy yelps] 1478 01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,369 Where did that even come from? 1479 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:09,500 -Hi! -You favor her, Hespera, 1480 01:11:09,635 --> 01:11:11,539 and see how she betrays us. 1481 01:11:14,908 --> 01:11:16,409 Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. 1482 01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:18,876 -No! -[Kalypso] Kill him! 1483 01:11:22,316 --> 01:11:23,746 What is that? 1484 01:11:23,881 --> 01:11:25,949 [Shazam] Great question. No idea. 1485 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,385 But made you look. 1486 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,887 Billy! [chuckles] 1487 01:11:31,490 --> 01:11:33,228 -Oh! -Oh. 1488 01:11:33,363 --> 01:11:34,857 -[Freddy gasps] -Your crutch! 1489 01:11:34,993 --> 01:11:38,065 -Oh! Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 1490 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,402 -Yes! -No! 1491 01:11:43,275 --> 01:11:45,375 So, we have a lot to talk about. 1492 01:11:55,285 --> 01:11:57,684 Kalypso, hand me the staff. 1493 01:11:59,388 --> 01:12:00,989 You are not fit to wield it. 1494 01:12:01,124 --> 01:12:02,358 More fit than you. 1495 01:12:02,494 --> 01:12:03,888 You had him in your hands, yet did nothing. 1496 01:12:04,023 --> 01:12:07,428 Our sole purpose is to avenge our father, 1497 01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:09,828 but everyone here has become weak. 1498 01:12:10,695 --> 01:12:13,062 Ladon, world-eater, 1499 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:16,267 rise from the pit! 1500 01:12:16,402 --> 01:12:18,606 [clanking] 1501 01:12:20,671 --> 01:12:22,841 [Ladon roars] 1502 01:12:25,149 --> 01:12:26,816 [Shazam] Go, go, go! 1503 01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:28,151 [superhero Darla] Captain Everypower! Where's he going? 1504 01:12:28,286 --> 01:12:29,484 [Super Hero Eugene] What the... 1505 01:12:29,619 --> 01:12:31,520 -[superhero Mary screams] -[Ladon roars] 1506 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,392 [all screaming] 1507 01:12:37,829 --> 01:12:38,927 [roars] 1508 01:12:39,062 --> 01:12:41,626 [snoring] 1509 01:12:41,762 --> 01:12:43,961 [superheroes chattering faintly] 1510 01:12:45,201 --> 01:12:46,403 [Rosa] Victor? 1511 01:12:47,037 --> 01:12:48,236 Victor, wake up. 1512 01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:51,468 Hello. Oh, God, woman. What? 1513 01:12:51,603 --> 01:12:53,004 Dad. We gotta go! 1514 01:12:53,139 --> 01:12:55,105 -We gotta get out of here. -We have to go right now! 1515 01:12:55,241 --> 01:12:57,338 This is funny, right? I know what this looks like. 1516 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,345 That's not true. I have no idea what this looks like. 1517 01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,150 Just don't freak out. 1518 01:13:01,285 --> 01:13:02,546 [Victor and Rosa screaming] 1519 01:13:02,681 --> 01:13:04,883 [all speaking at once] 1520 01:13:06,151 --> 01:13:07,720 I said don't freak out! Look at me, it's Billy. 1521 01:13:07,856 --> 01:13:09,490 Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene, 1522 01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:10,788 -and that's Freddy... -It's me. 1523 01:13:10,924 --> 01:13:12,020 That's Darla and that's Mary, obvi, 1524 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:13,863 and then Pedro, just normal Pedro. 1525 01:13:13,998 --> 01:13:15,663 [Shazam panting] 1526 01:13:15,798 --> 01:13:16,825 Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay? 1527 01:13:16,961 --> 01:13:19,061 We have to tell 'em the truth. 1528 01:13:19,196 --> 01:13:21,630 -[all] We're superheroes. -I'm gay. 1529 01:13:21,766 --> 01:13:23,000 Yeah, we know, bud. 1530 01:13:24,176 --> 01:13:25,673 -You knew? -Yeah. 1531 01:13:26,539 --> 01:13:28,608 -Yeah. -Oh. 1532 01:13:28,744 --> 01:13:30,513 -I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard. 1533 01:13:30,648 --> 01:13:32,010 He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." 1534 01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:33,813 Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. 1535 01:13:33,948 --> 01:13:35,083 [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. 1536 01:13:35,218 --> 01:13:36,546 This is so weird. 1537 01:13:36,681 --> 01:13:37,815 [Shazam] Yep, yep. 1538 01:13:37,951 --> 01:13:40,318 You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? 1539 01:13:40,454 --> 01:13:43,826 Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname 1540 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,889 but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? 1541 01:13:46,024 --> 01:13:48,223 We have to go. The dragon is here! 1542 01:13:49,032 --> 01:13:50,464 Dragon? 1543 01:13:50,599 --> 01:13:52,799 -[all screaming] -[Ladon roars] 1544 01:13:55,304 --> 01:13:56,506 [Victor whimpers] 1545 01:13:58,275 --> 01:14:00,235 [ominous music playing] 1546 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:02,611 [roaring] 1547 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,937 -[Super Hero Eugene] You okay? -[breathing heavily] 1548 01:14:29,072 --> 01:14:30,067 Okay. 1549 01:14:31,070 --> 01:14:32,672 I know this is a lot to take in, 1550 01:14:32,808 --> 01:14:34,671 but I promise to explain it all later. 1551 01:14:34,806 --> 01:14:36,339 [Victor] Explain what? 1552 01:14:36,475 --> 01:14:38,209 That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods 1553 01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:39,844 that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought? 1554 01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:42,247 -Yeah. -Wait, you bought the house? 1555 01:14:42,382 --> 01:14:43,618 Yeah. 1556 01:14:43,754 --> 01:14:45,819 -[rumbling] -[superhero Freddy gasps] 1557 01:14:46,518 --> 01:14:47,722 [roars] 1558 01:14:50,621 --> 01:14:52,027 Run! Go! 1559 01:14:52,162 --> 01:14:54,157 [all screaming] 1560 01:14:56,363 --> 01:14:57,567 [roars] 1561 01:14:59,029 --> 01:15:01,868 -[both grunting] -Oh, no. 1562 01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:04,304 [Ladon roars] 1563 01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:05,540 [Pedro] Get down. 1564 01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:07,236 [superhero Freddy] Okay, that's it! 1565 01:15:08,313 --> 01:15:11,875 [screams, grunting] Again? 1566 01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:14,111 -[roars] -[Shazam] Freddy! 1567 01:15:17,315 --> 01:15:19,688 Hey, hey! This is what you want, right? 1568 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,827 [Ladon growls] 1569 01:15:33,865 --> 01:15:35,165 Come on, we're good. 1570 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,633 We're safe right now. Let's go. Let's go. 1571 01:15:36,769 --> 01:15:38,971 [dramatic music playing] 1572 01:15:43,741 --> 01:15:45,945 [grunting] 1573 01:15:51,286 --> 01:15:53,051 [roars] 1574 01:15:53,652 --> 01:15:55,823 [screaming] 1575 01:16:00,659 --> 01:16:02,327 [screaming] 1576 01:16:02,462 --> 01:16:03,666 Mary! 1577 01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:06,398 -No. -[gasping] 1578 01:16:06,533 --> 01:16:08,737 [Mary screaming] 1579 01:16:45,639 --> 01:16:48,040 Hey. Are you okay? 1580 01:16:48,608 --> 01:16:49,811 You okay? 1581 01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:52,209 All right. 1582 01:16:53,913 --> 01:16:55,883 Now, where is this dragon? 1583 01:17:04,260 --> 01:17:05,354 [roars] 1584 01:17:09,929 --> 01:17:12,130 [foreboding music playing] 1585 01:17:22,942 --> 01:17:25,275 Fitting place for a garden. 1586 01:17:27,118 --> 01:17:29,114 [growls] 1587 01:17:41,628 --> 01:17:43,832 [rumbling] 1588 01:17:47,338 --> 01:17:48,936 [Ladon growls] 1589 01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:55,107 [roars] 1590 01:18:22,034 --> 01:18:23,839 [woman screaming faintly] 1591 01:18:25,337 --> 01:18:27,942 -[man and woman screaming] -[grunts] 1592 01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,281 [tires screeching] 1593 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:34,410 [people screaming] 1594 01:18:39,851 --> 01:18:42,055 [whimpering] 1595 01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:46,994 [breathing shakily] 1596 01:18:49,599 --> 01:18:51,801 [ominous music playing] 1597 01:19:17,955 --> 01:19:20,159 [rumbling] 1598 01:19:45,586 --> 01:19:46,652 [roars] 1599 01:19:46,787 --> 01:19:48,082 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1600 01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:50,420 [people shouting] 1601 01:19:52,563 --> 01:19:54,556 [tense music playing] 1602 01:19:57,665 --> 01:19:59,561 [screeching] 1603 01:20:00,802 --> 01:20:02,234 Go! Let's go, let's go! 1604 01:20:04,672 --> 01:20:06,434 [whimpers] 1605 01:20:06,570 --> 01:20:09,879 Oh, God, I'm slipping! Slipping! 1606 01:20:11,915 --> 01:20:14,015 -[people chattering] -My shoe! 1607 01:20:15,913 --> 01:20:17,117 [roars] 1608 01:20:21,091 --> 01:20:23,453 -[creature grunting] -[officer screams] 1609 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:25,526 [roars] 1610 01:20:25,661 --> 01:20:27,864 [tires screeching] 1611 01:20:32,997 --> 01:20:34,931 Holy moly. 1612 01:20:35,066 --> 01:20:37,902 [people screaming] 1613 01:20:38,038 --> 01:20:40,239 [foreboding music playing] 1614 01:20:49,217 --> 01:20:51,283 [creatures roaring, screeching] 1615 01:20:54,655 --> 01:20:57,191 You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon, 1616 01:20:57,326 --> 01:21:00,160 but it is the least of our problems right now. 1617 01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:04,698 Your world will not survive this. 1618 01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:05,929 Yeah, no shit, Merlin! 1619 01:21:06,065 --> 01:21:07,299 [Anthea] He's right. 1620 01:21:08,438 --> 01:21:09,632 Anne! 1621 01:21:09,767 --> 01:21:12,568 -Are you okay? Are you hurt? -I'm okay, I'm fine. 1622 01:21:13,778 --> 01:21:15,406 In the God Realm, this tree... 1623 01:21:16,273 --> 01:21:18,578 is a thing of beauty. 1624 01:21:18,713 --> 01:21:20,179 Of peace. 1625 01:21:20,315 --> 01:21:22,580 It was not meant for the soil of this realm 1626 01:21:22,716 --> 01:21:24,954 and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it. 1627 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,051 Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you... 1628 01:21:27,186 --> 01:21:29,187 I must try to sway Hespera. 1629 01:21:29,323 --> 01:21:31,223 Only she can subdue our sister. 1630 01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,495 I will give it my all, or die trying. 1631 01:21:33,631 --> 01:21:34,931 Die? No, I'm pretty sure 1632 01:21:35,066 --> 01:21:36,360 we can come up with an alternative to dying. 1633 01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:39,028 My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be. 1634 01:21:39,164 --> 01:21:40,564 I've lived a long life. 1635 01:21:40,699 --> 01:21:42,269 What are you talking about, "Lived a long life?" 1636 01:21:42,404 --> 01:21:43,297 We're the same age. You're young. We're young. 1637 01:21:43,433 --> 01:21:45,167 I'm over 6,000 years old. 1638 01:21:45,303 --> 01:21:47,075 -Oh? -[chuckles] 1639 01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:49,473 You look great. 1640 01:21:49,941 --> 01:21:51,145 Oh. 1641 01:21:56,183 --> 01:21:57,880 Suddenly seems inappropriate. 1642 01:21:58,015 --> 01:21:59,219 Yeah. 1643 01:22:06,790 --> 01:22:09,193 We can't let her die. She called me sweet! 1644 01:22:09,329 --> 01:22:11,198 We have to figure something out. 1645 01:22:12,197 --> 01:22:13,197 Take my powers back. 1646 01:22:13,332 --> 01:22:14,735 -No, Billy! -No, no, no. 1647 01:22:14,871 --> 01:22:16,337 Hey, take my powers back. 1648 01:22:16,472 --> 01:22:17,598 You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right? 1649 01:22:17,734 --> 01:22:19,941 I am no longer the champion. You are! 1650 01:22:20,077 --> 01:22:21,104 You think I know how to fix this, dude, 1651 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:22,706 but I really don't, okay? 1652 01:22:22,841 --> 01:22:25,180 I, I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were. 1653 01:22:25,315 --> 01:22:26,882 I had to Google them. But you know who they are, 1654 01:22:27,018 --> 01:22:28,616 which means you know what to do. 1655 01:22:28,752 --> 01:22:30,446 And you were right. 1656 01:22:30,581 --> 01:22:32,650 You picked the wrong champion, man. 1657 01:22:32,786 --> 01:22:34,550 I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right? 1658 01:22:34,686 --> 01:22:37,224 Because without my family, I'm nothing. 1659 01:22:40,164 --> 01:22:42,497 And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doin'. 1660 01:22:42,632 --> 01:22:43,491 [wizard] No. 1661 01:22:43,627 --> 01:22:45,094 You don't have a shred of wisdom 1662 01:22:45,230 --> 01:22:47,036 in that brain of yours. 1663 01:22:48,035 --> 01:22:50,368 But your heart is wise. 1664 01:22:50,504 --> 01:22:53,769 And it knows exactly what must be done. 1665 01:22:53,905 --> 01:22:57,772 I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion 1666 01:22:59,382 --> 01:23:01,211 and no one was worthy of what I once shared 1667 01:23:01,347 --> 01:23:03,644 with my brothers and sisters. 1668 01:23:03,780 --> 01:23:05,780 But when you shared your powers, 1669 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,352 you did not hesitate. 1670 01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:10,856 For you, everyone can be worthy 1671 01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:12,321 if given a chance. 1672 01:23:12,457 --> 01:23:15,861 Now, go fight for your family. 1673 01:23:15,997 --> 01:23:18,065 Go fight for the world. 1674 01:23:18,201 --> 01:23:20,597 I chose right when I chose you. 1675 01:23:24,234 --> 01:23:25,369 [Freddy] Billy? 1676 01:23:25,505 --> 01:23:27,101 Billy, what are we gonna do, man? 1677 01:23:27,237 --> 01:23:30,307 Same thing we always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world. 1678 01:23:30,443 --> 01:23:32,114 Now, I'm gonna go get that staff 1679 01:23:32,249 --> 01:23:33,811 and I need you to lure these things away 1680 01:23:33,946 --> 01:23:36,611 from the stadium while I deal with the dragon, all right? 1681 01:23:36,747 --> 01:23:38,481 Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. 1682 01:23:38,616 --> 01:23:40,886 Can I just see you, before you go? 1683 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:42,920 Not this version. 1684 01:23:43,055 --> 01:23:44,856 You... You. 1685 01:23:44,991 --> 01:23:46,293 My Billy. 1686 01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:49,329 [gentle music playing] 1687 01:23:52,162 --> 01:23:53,162 Shazam! 1688 01:23:53,297 --> 01:23:55,029 [lightning cracks] 1689 01:23:55,165 --> 01:23:58,173 Is that why the house keeps getting struck by lightning? 1690 01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:02,474 Hey. 1691 01:24:09,380 --> 01:24:11,217 I promise after this 1692 01:24:11,353 --> 01:24:13,386 if I don't get eaten by a dragon, 1693 01:24:14,653 --> 01:24:16,350 I'm not gonna force you to keep me. 1694 01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,793 -Okay? -What? 1695 01:24:18,928 --> 01:24:20,723 I know I age out soon. 1696 01:24:21,928 --> 01:24:23,361 Billy. 1697 01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:27,729 My wonderful, kind, brave, son. 1698 01:24:27,864 --> 01:24:29,567 You will never age out of your home. 1699 01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:32,603 Never. 1700 01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:38,774 Now, do me a favor 1701 01:24:38,909 --> 01:24:41,342 and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 1702 01:24:41,478 --> 01:24:44,252 go kick their ass, okay? 1703 01:24:45,282 --> 01:24:46,518 I love you, Mom. 1704 01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:49,224 Me too. 1705 01:24:50,754 --> 01:24:53,129 -Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 1706 01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:56,528 [dramatic music playing] 1707 01:24:57,928 --> 01:25:00,363 That's gonna take some getting used to. 1708 01:25:00,499 --> 01:25:02,264 Everybody to the battle wagon! 1709 01:25:02,399 --> 01:25:03,832 The battle wagon? 1710 01:25:05,034 --> 01:25:06,802 Trying to get into the spirit of things. 1711 01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:12,108 [engine starts] 1712 01:25:12,243 --> 01:25:15,481 [growling] 1713 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:26,826 Don't you see what you're doing to these people? 1714 01:25:26,961 --> 01:25:28,164 [Kalypso] I do. 1715 01:25:28,965 --> 01:25:30,426 And what I see is just. 1716 01:25:30,561 --> 01:25:31,759 Hespera, look at this tree. 1717 01:25:31,895 --> 01:25:34,499 It is blighted. It is unnatural here. 1718 01:25:34,634 --> 01:25:36,430 We made a vow to restore our realm, 1719 01:25:36,566 --> 01:25:37,999 not destroy another. 1720 01:25:38,135 --> 01:25:40,073 [Kalypso] A god has answered their prayers at last. 1721 01:25:40,209 --> 01:25:42,339 They did not know their place, 1722 01:25:42,474 --> 01:25:43,806 so I am showing it to them. 1723 01:25:43,941 --> 01:25:47,510 Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades. 1724 01:25:47,645 --> 01:25:49,781 No. I'm putting an end to this. 1725 01:25:49,917 --> 01:25:50,912 [grunts] 1726 01:25:54,388 --> 01:25:56,654 -[growls] -[groaning] 1727 01:25:57,688 --> 01:26:00,229 -[roars] -Hespera. [pants] 1728 01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:07,203 No! 1729 01:26:08,133 --> 01:26:09,536 Hespera. 1730 01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:13,405 If your emotions rest with the humans so, Anne, 1731 01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:16,212 then perhaps you should be human. 1732 01:26:25,052 --> 01:26:26,651 [panting] 1733 01:26:28,418 --> 01:26:30,358 [rumbling] 1734 01:26:33,631 --> 01:26:34,356 [gasps] 1735 01:26:34,492 --> 01:26:36,694 [dramatic music playing] 1736 01:26:41,233 --> 01:26:43,437 [grunting] 1737 01:26:54,412 --> 01:26:56,384 [powers trilling] 1738 01:27:04,159 --> 01:27:06,361 [creatures screeching] 1739 01:27:07,193 --> 01:27:08,425 [creature roars] 1740 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,761 [people shouting, screaming] 1741 01:27:12,168 --> 01:27:14,365 Help, somebody! [screams] 1742 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,869 -[roars] -Somebody help! 1743 01:27:16,005 --> 01:27:17,273 Somebody help! 1744 01:27:18,207 --> 01:27:19,968 -[all screaming] -[roars] 1745 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:28,945 [tires screeching] 1746 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,744 Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs 1747 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,321 I can run over with this van. 1748 01:27:32,822 --> 01:27:33,817 [gasps] 1749 01:27:36,827 --> 01:27:37,821 Hey, Steve. 1750 01:27:39,393 --> 01:27:40,989 What are monsters afraid of? 1751 01:27:44,595 --> 01:27:45,865 "The king of beasts." 1752 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:46,999 Lions? 1753 01:27:47,134 --> 01:27:48,133 Unicorns. 1754 01:27:48,269 --> 01:27:50,205 Really? I love unicorns. 1755 01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:52,238 Yet, the unicorn does not love you. 1756 01:27:52,373 --> 01:27:54,273 Guys, unicorns don't exist. 1757 01:27:54,409 --> 01:27:56,207 -What? -[creature roaring] 1758 01:27:56,342 --> 01:27:58,180 [people screaming] 1759 01:27:58,316 --> 01:28:00,710 -[Freddy] Oh, my... -Ah! [pants] 1760 01:28:00,846 --> 01:28:02,651 I guess maybe it's not so crazy. 1761 01:28:02,787 --> 01:28:05,887 The unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its realm. 1762 01:28:06,023 --> 01:28:07,114 Ruthless and cruel, 1763 01:28:07,249 --> 01:28:08,550 not like the ponies from your storybooks. 1764 01:28:08,685 --> 01:28:10,192 They loathe humanity. 1765 01:28:10,328 --> 01:28:11,987 Is there anything they do like? 1766 01:28:13,361 --> 01:28:15,397 "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"? 1767 01:28:15,532 --> 01:28:16,859 Ambrosia. It's like the nectar of the gods. 1768 01:28:16,995 --> 01:28:18,866 It's supposed to be sweet, like honey. 1769 01:28:19,001 --> 01:28:20,100 I have an idea. 1770 01:28:20,235 --> 01:28:21,735 Go, go! Quick, quick. 1771 01:28:21,871 --> 01:28:24,769 Guys, get as many of these people to safety as you can. 1772 01:28:25,336 --> 01:28:26,638 Kids? 1773 01:28:26,774 --> 01:28:28,971 -[people screaming] -[creature growls] 1774 01:28:30,446 --> 01:28:32,711 -Let's go. -Come on, let's go! 1775 01:28:33,443 --> 01:28:34,883 Wizard? 1776 01:28:35,019 --> 01:28:36,044 I'm going with them. 1777 01:28:36,921 --> 01:28:37,914 [Rosa] Freddy? 1778 01:28:40,186 --> 01:28:41,390 Anne? 1779 01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:43,923 Anne! 1780 01:28:44,058 --> 01:28:45,053 Anne! 1781 01:28:47,762 --> 01:28:50,624 I am not entirely sure how to parent, here. 1782 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,962 [ominous music playing] 1783 01:28:58,504 --> 01:29:00,303 [Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi! 1784 01:29:00,438 --> 01:29:01,905 [Shazam grunts] 1785 01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:03,709 [roars] 1786 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,487 [roars] 1787 01:29:13,556 --> 01:29:16,222 Whoo! That was really satisfying. 1788 01:29:16,357 --> 01:29:17,558 How was that for you? 1789 01:29:19,457 --> 01:29:21,726 [Shazam screams] 1790 01:29:21,862 --> 01:29:23,458 -[car alarm blares] -[Shazam grunting] 1791 01:29:23,593 --> 01:29:25,434 [car horn honks] 1792 01:29:33,042 --> 01:29:34,507 [gasping] 1793 01:29:34,643 --> 01:29:36,341 -[man 1] Yeah. -[people cheering] 1794 01:29:36,477 --> 01:29:38,510 We love you, Thundercrack. 1795 01:29:38,646 --> 01:29:39,942 You're the best, Captain Marvel. 1796 01:29:40,078 --> 01:29:42,782 -Yeah, go, High Voltage! -Oh, wassup, bro? 1797 01:29:42,918 --> 01:29:44,948 It's Maximum Voltage actually, amongst other names. 1798 01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:47,018 We're still kinda workshopping it, so... 1799 01:29:47,154 --> 01:29:48,149 [growls] 1800 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:53,823 [roars] 1801 01:29:53,959 --> 01:29:56,258 You thought you were invulnerable. 1802 01:29:56,394 --> 01:29:58,130 But, no. 1803 01:29:58,266 --> 01:29:59,727 Magical fire. 1804 01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:01,667 Magic can kill magic. 1805 01:30:01,803 --> 01:30:03,499 Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic." 1806 01:30:03,635 --> 01:30:04,968 Way ahead of you, lady. 1807 01:30:05,103 --> 01:30:06,238 I'm just trippin' out because I've never seen 1808 01:30:06,374 --> 01:30:07,540 my suit burn like this. 1809 01:30:07,676 --> 01:30:10,144 Also, nobody messes with my town! 1810 01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:11,875 Know what I'm saying? 1811 01:30:12,011 --> 01:30:14,277 [Kalypso] I defeated my traitor sister. 1812 01:30:14,412 --> 01:30:15,447 A god. 1813 01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:17,816 You think I won't destroy you? 1814 01:30:19,288 --> 01:30:21,050 [heroic music playing] 1815 01:30:31,796 --> 01:30:33,898 -[grunts] -[roars] 1816 01:30:34,664 --> 01:30:36,870 [grunting] 1817 01:30:37,006 --> 01:30:38,573 [laughs] 1818 01:30:40,373 --> 01:30:43,006 [yelling] 1819 01:30:56,021 --> 01:30:58,956 -[breathing heavily] -[crackling] 1820 01:31:04,764 --> 01:31:06,634 The staff is absorbing it all. 1821 01:31:07,301 --> 01:31:08,504 Like a battery. 1822 01:31:14,606 --> 01:31:15,907 That's right. 1823 01:31:16,408 --> 01:31:18,079 Run! 1824 01:31:18,215 --> 01:31:19,406 This is a terrible idea. 1825 01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:21,777 You don't understand the savagery, the barbarity. 1826 01:31:21,912 --> 01:31:23,112 [siren wailing in distance] 1827 01:31:25,351 --> 01:31:26,354 Oh, no. 1828 01:31:26,489 --> 01:31:28,623 [people shouting in the distance] 1829 01:31:39,896 --> 01:31:42,098 [creature skittering] 1830 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:49,039 [rustling] 1831 01:31:55,581 --> 01:31:57,183 -Hello. -No. 1832 01:31:57,318 --> 01:31:59,313 [snorting] 1833 01:32:00,851 --> 01:32:02,217 It's okay. Come here. 1834 01:32:07,129 --> 01:32:08,130 Darla... 1835 01:32:08,265 --> 01:32:10,427 It's okay. Good girl. 1836 01:32:10,562 --> 01:32:12,531 [snorting] 1837 01:32:12,666 --> 01:32:14,933 [suspenseful music playing] 1838 01:32:18,069 --> 01:32:20,339 -Whoa, watch out! -[Eugene] Whoa! 1839 01:32:20,475 --> 01:32:22,611 -Darla! -[gasps] 1840 01:32:39,359 --> 01:32:40,354 [sniffs] 1841 01:32:44,227 --> 01:32:45,832 [whispers] Taste the rainbow. 1842 01:32:48,138 --> 01:32:49,064 Good, isn't it? 1843 01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,336 It's the closest to ambrosia we have. 1844 01:32:51,471 --> 01:32:53,175 [unicorn snorts] 1845 01:32:53,310 --> 01:32:55,303 [gentle music playing] 1846 01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:17,633 Good girl. 1847 01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,738 [roars] 1848 01:33:24,405 --> 01:33:25,641 [both] Whoa! 1849 01:33:34,749 --> 01:33:36,184 We're gonna need more Skittles. 1850 01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:38,313 [people screaming] 1851 01:33:39,683 --> 01:33:41,052 [roars] 1852 01:33:43,622 --> 01:33:45,661 [woman grunting] 1853 01:33:47,658 --> 01:33:48,862 [sniffs] 1854 01:33:50,298 --> 01:33:52,898 [growls] 1855 01:33:53,034 --> 01:33:55,262 -[sniffs] -[galloping in the distance] 1856 01:33:55,398 --> 01:33:57,805 -[creature roars] -[unicorns roar] 1857 01:33:59,374 --> 01:34:00,769 [screeches] 1858 01:34:00,904 --> 01:34:03,107 [unicorns roaring] 1859 01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:06,715 [triumphant music playing] 1860 01:34:09,111 --> 01:34:11,082 [creature grunting] 1861 01:34:13,084 --> 01:34:14,450 Taste the rainbow, motherfu... 1862 01:34:14,586 --> 01:34:16,890 [roars] 1863 01:34:33,407 --> 01:34:34,505 [grunts] 1864 01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,674 No, no, no. 1865 01:34:36,810 --> 01:34:38,142 Lady, lady, you can't die! 1866 01:34:38,278 --> 01:34:40,178 Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers. 1867 01:34:40,314 --> 01:34:43,647 Medical powers. No. How-to-fix-dead-people powers. 1868 01:34:43,782 --> 01:34:45,985 [breathes heavily] 1869 01:34:51,428 --> 01:34:52,825 -Clear? -[grunts] 1870 01:34:52,961 --> 01:34:55,858 Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear! 1871 01:34:55,993 --> 01:34:57,360 [Hespera] Stop! Stop! 1872 01:34:57,495 --> 01:34:59,832 Let me go to the Underworld in peace, please. 1873 01:34:59,968 --> 01:35:02,867 Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay? 1874 01:35:03,002 --> 01:35:04,233 I don't want anyone else to die. 1875 01:35:04,369 --> 01:35:05,670 Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone, 1876 01:35:05,805 --> 01:35:07,104 and we can save them. 1877 01:35:07,239 --> 01:35:08,674 This all came from the tree, right? 1878 01:35:08,810 --> 01:35:10,172 I might know a way to destroy 1879 01:35:10,308 --> 01:35:11,745 the tree and the dragon all in one. 1880 01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:15,112 Ladon's powers are too great, boy. 1881 01:35:15,248 --> 01:35:16,782 Well, not if I can overload the staff 1882 01:35:16,918 --> 01:35:19,381 -with enough lightning. -A bomb? 1883 01:35:20,416 --> 01:35:21,684 Is that enough to kill the dragon? 1884 01:35:21,819 --> 01:35:23,055 And more. 1885 01:35:24,758 --> 01:35:26,089 You would annihilate 1886 01:35:26,224 --> 01:35:29,523 everything that's inside the dome. 1887 01:35:29,658 --> 01:35:31,998 Well, then I have one more favor to ask. 1888 01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:34,528 [people shouting] 1889 01:35:34,663 --> 01:35:36,668 [officer] Let's go, let's go. Let's go. 1890 01:35:36,803 --> 01:35:37,936 There's shelter ahead. 1891 01:35:38,072 --> 01:35:40,136 There's shelter ahead. Let's go. 1892 01:35:40,272 --> 01:35:42,470 Walk, don't run. There's shelter ahead. 1893 01:35:43,139 --> 01:35:44,340 Let's go, let's go. 1894 01:35:45,847 --> 01:35:47,512 [woman] Keep going. Keep going! 1895 01:35:47,648 --> 01:35:48,842 [Freddy] Anne! 1896 01:35:48,977 --> 01:35:50,181 Anne! 1897 01:35:50,979 --> 01:35:52,917 Anne! 1898 01:35:53,052 --> 01:35:55,384 -[rumbling] -[Ladon roars] 1899 01:35:57,288 --> 01:35:59,921 -[people screaming] -[gasps] 1900 01:36:00,056 --> 01:36:01,290 [officer] Go. Run. 1901 01:36:01,426 --> 01:36:03,898 -Watch that rear. -[breathing heavily] 1902 01:36:05,533 --> 01:36:07,066 [roaring] 1903 01:36:09,404 --> 01:36:10,535 [grunts] 1904 01:36:10,670 --> 01:36:12,907 [roaring] 1905 01:36:16,379 --> 01:36:17,912 Go, go, go! 1906 01:36:21,549 --> 01:36:23,945 [roaring] 1907 01:36:24,081 --> 01:36:25,750 [breathing heavily] 1908 01:36:25,885 --> 01:36:27,152 [officer 2] Back away! 1909 01:36:27,287 --> 01:36:29,957 -[growling] -[officer 3] Run, run, run! 1910 01:36:33,463 --> 01:36:35,457 [people screaming] 1911 01:36:36,398 --> 01:36:38,097 [roars] 1912 01:36:38,598 --> 01:36:39,827 Anne! 1913 01:36:39,962 --> 01:36:41,265 Ladon, 1914 01:36:41,966 --> 01:36:43,333 kill the traitor. 1915 01:36:47,037 --> 01:36:49,009 [people screaming] 1916 01:36:51,715 --> 01:36:54,546 [grunting, breathing heavily] 1917 01:36:54,681 --> 01:36:57,545 [roaring] 1918 01:37:00,456 --> 01:37:02,088 [grunting] 1919 01:37:16,065 --> 01:37:17,402 Impossible. 1920 01:37:17,538 --> 01:37:19,006 Bow him! 1921 01:37:20,509 --> 01:37:22,570 [grunting] 1922 01:37:24,941 --> 01:37:26,075 [yells] 1923 01:37:26,210 --> 01:37:28,411 [Anthea and Freddy grunting] 1924 01:37:32,821 --> 01:37:35,218 I lost it. Freddy, I can't. 1925 01:37:35,354 --> 01:37:37,055 What is a god without her power? 1926 01:37:37,190 --> 01:37:39,424 The most powerful thing about you 1927 01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:40,659 is you. 1928 01:37:40,795 --> 01:37:42,161 You taught me that. 1929 01:37:47,097 --> 01:37:49,300 [both yelling] 1930 01:37:50,473 --> 01:37:51,967 Kill them! 1931 01:37:52,103 --> 01:37:55,438 [yelling continues] 1932 01:37:58,913 --> 01:38:00,513 [Anthea breathing shakily] 1933 01:38:00,648 --> 01:38:04,319 [roaring] 1934 01:38:04,454 --> 01:38:05,448 [roaring stops] 1935 01:38:06,754 --> 01:38:09,249 [both panting] 1936 01:38:09,385 --> 01:38:11,388 [Shazam] Boom! [chuckles] 1937 01:38:11,524 --> 01:38:14,259 That must be super disappointing as a dragon. 1938 01:38:16,832 --> 01:38:18,064 Assuming that you are one. 1939 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:19,628 I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire, 1940 01:38:19,764 --> 01:38:21,762 but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex 1941 01:38:21,897 --> 01:38:24,500 and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest. 1942 01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,008 Freddy, Anthea, don't! 1943 01:38:30,113 --> 01:38:32,106 -[Shazam chuckles] -Ah, made you look! 1944 01:38:32,242 --> 01:38:33,642 Oh, lady, that's twice. 1945 01:38:33,777 --> 01:38:35,978 And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time. 1946 01:38:36,113 --> 01:38:37,313 [Shazam chuckles] 1947 01:38:37,449 --> 01:38:39,988 You want the staff? Come get it. 1948 01:38:47,564 --> 01:38:49,327 [Ladon roars] 1949 01:38:58,772 --> 01:39:00,635 [panting] 1950 01:39:03,776 --> 01:39:04,980 [grunts] 1951 01:39:14,624 --> 01:39:16,116 Now, Hespera. 1952 01:39:16,252 --> 01:39:18,591 [Ladon roars] 1953 01:39:18,727 --> 01:39:20,094 Now, Hespera. 1954 01:39:23,093 --> 01:39:24,659 Now. Now. 1955 01:39:25,799 --> 01:39:27,999 [Ladon growling] 1956 01:39:28,134 --> 01:39:32,139 [suspenseful music playing] 1957 01:39:32,937 --> 01:39:35,142 [groans] 1958 01:39:36,745 --> 01:39:38,039 [powers resonate] 1959 01:39:38,174 --> 01:39:40,048 [speaking Greek] 1960 01:39:40,847 --> 01:39:43,051 [rumbling] 1961 01:39:44,914 --> 01:39:47,319 -[magic resonating] -[dramatic music playing] 1962 01:39:58,898 --> 01:40:01,531 [engine revving] 1963 01:40:03,804 --> 01:40:04,798 [tires screech] 1964 01:40:08,841 --> 01:40:10,045 [grunts] 1965 01:40:25,254 --> 01:40:26,723 [in English] No. 1966 01:40:26,859 --> 01:40:28,492 No! No! 1967 01:40:45,944 --> 01:40:48,149 [growls] 1968 01:40:52,314 --> 01:40:53,755 Remove the dome. 1969 01:40:53,890 --> 01:40:56,091 As long as I still breathe, 1970 01:40:56,859 --> 01:40:59,193 the dome still stands. 1971 01:40:59,328 --> 01:41:03,362 Till I see you on the other side, sister. 1972 01:41:05,062 --> 01:41:07,267 [roars] 1973 01:41:23,115 --> 01:41:25,318 [car horn honking] 1974 01:41:27,549 --> 01:41:29,553 [horn continues honking] 1975 01:41:37,865 --> 01:41:39,860 [tires screech] 1976 01:41:42,135 --> 01:41:44,304 [people chattering] 1977 01:41:46,906 --> 01:41:48,241 Billy! 1978 01:41:48,376 --> 01:41:50,038 -Get out of there. -[Shazam] I can't. 1979 01:41:50,173 --> 01:41:51,175 Billy. 1980 01:41:51,310 --> 01:41:53,181 [Shazam] I have to do this. 1981 01:41:55,185 --> 01:41:56,347 [Freddy] Billy, what are you doing? 1982 01:41:56,483 --> 01:41:57,816 You're not supposed to be in there. 1983 01:41:57,951 --> 01:42:00,849 Yeah, I am. 1984 01:42:00,985 --> 01:42:02,782 I used to think that I couldn't do anything right, 1985 01:42:02,918 --> 01:42:04,918 that I didn't deserve my powers, 1986 01:42:06,361 --> 01:42:08,187 but there's something that I can do. 1987 01:42:08,323 --> 01:42:09,527 No. 1988 01:42:10,328 --> 01:42:11,931 I can save all of you. 1989 01:42:12,066 --> 01:42:13,601 But it's all or none! 1990 01:42:13,737 --> 01:42:15,096 [Shazam] Yeah. 1991 01:42:15,231 --> 01:42:17,205 All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt. 1992 01:42:20,102 --> 01:42:22,805 Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that. 1993 01:42:22,941 --> 01:42:25,043 Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me. 1994 01:42:25,179 --> 01:42:27,040 My mom, my dad, everyone. 1995 01:42:28,076 --> 01:42:30,051 So when I found you guys, I had to hang on 1996 01:42:30,186 --> 01:42:31,452 and I've been hanging on too tight. 1997 01:42:31,588 --> 01:42:32,649 No. 1998 01:42:32,784 --> 01:42:34,486 I should have let you do your own thing. 1999 01:42:36,191 --> 01:42:38,087 Now it's time for you to fly. 2000 01:42:38,222 --> 01:42:39,425 What about you? 2001 01:42:44,265 --> 01:42:45,999 I'm Captain Everypower Junior. 2002 01:42:46,134 --> 01:42:48,263 [chuckles softly, sniffles] 2003 01:42:48,399 --> 01:42:49,963 Don't you forget it. 2004 01:42:52,338 --> 01:42:54,539 [intriguing music playing] 2005 01:43:04,018 --> 01:43:06,221 [music swells] 2006 01:43:36,347 --> 01:43:38,550 [Ladon roars] 2007 01:43:42,550 --> 01:43:44,252 We end this now. 2008 01:43:44,387 --> 01:43:46,888 Yeah. We do. 2009 01:43:48,590 --> 01:43:49,792 [Shazam grunting] 2010 01:43:57,873 --> 01:43:59,472 Come on, Billy. 2011 01:44:06,015 --> 01:44:07,909 [lightning crackling] 2012 01:44:13,415 --> 01:44:14,850 [roars] 2013 01:44:27,301 --> 01:44:28,464 He's got this. We got this. 2014 01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,638 He's got this. He's got this. 2015 01:44:30,773 --> 01:44:31,834 Billy. 2016 01:44:33,468 --> 01:44:34,672 [grunts] 2017 01:44:36,141 --> 01:44:37,204 Fly. 2018 01:44:37,340 --> 01:44:39,006 [roars] 2019 01:44:43,380 --> 01:44:45,881 [grunting] 2020 01:44:49,891 --> 01:44:51,555 Billy. 2021 01:44:51,691 --> 01:44:53,289 Come on, baby. Come on, let's go! 2022 01:44:53,425 --> 01:44:55,026 [people chattering] 2023 01:44:55,161 --> 01:44:57,629 [grunting] 2024 01:45:00,664 --> 01:45:02,700 -[Ladon roars] -No! 2025 01:45:09,673 --> 01:45:12,809 -[roars] -[screaming] 2026 01:45:15,644 --> 01:45:17,583 [Ladon groans] 2027 01:45:30,427 --> 01:45:32,631 [roaring] 2028 01:45:36,631 --> 01:45:37,999 [Shazam grunts] 2029 01:45:41,703 --> 01:45:42,905 [Shazam exclaims] 2030 01:45:45,507 --> 01:45:46,711 Whoa! 2031 01:45:49,445 --> 01:45:50,649 Ah. 2032 01:45:56,123 --> 01:45:58,118 [Ladon roaring] 2033 01:46:00,628 --> 01:46:02,826 [dramatic emotional music playing] 2034 01:46:12,073 --> 01:46:13,936 [Ladon roaring] 2035 01:46:18,573 --> 01:46:20,140 [roars] 2036 01:46:27,252 --> 01:46:28,456 [grunts] 2037 01:46:50,013 --> 01:46:51,006 [Ladon growls] 2038 01:46:53,311 --> 01:46:55,978 Shazam! 2039 01:47:00,616 --> 01:47:02,385 [all whimpering] 2040 01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:04,958 [people clamoring] 2041 01:47:05,093 --> 01:47:07,088 [magic whirring] 2042 01:47:12,528 --> 01:47:13,732 Billy. 2043 01:47:15,037 --> 01:47:17,036 A true god, 2044 01:47:17,171 --> 01:47:18,899 after all. 2045 01:47:19,035 --> 01:47:21,234 [gentle emotional music playing] 2046 01:47:27,248 --> 01:47:28,681 [magic resonating] 2047 01:47:48,765 --> 01:47:49,966 [creature screeches] 2048 01:47:52,508 --> 01:47:54,707 -[growls] -[creatures screeching] 2049 01:48:01,943 --> 01:48:04,145 [all grunting, groaning] 2050 01:48:11,390 --> 01:48:12,758 He did it. 2051 01:48:20,399 --> 01:48:21,602 We must go. 2052 01:48:28,978 --> 01:48:29,973 Billy? 2053 01:48:30,474 --> 01:48:31,645 Billy? 2054 01:48:32,774 --> 01:48:33,977 [Freddy] Billy! 2055 01:48:35,677 --> 01:48:36,914 Billy! 2056 01:48:38,079 --> 01:48:40,581 Billy. Where are you? [sobs] 2057 01:48:40,716 --> 01:48:41,985 [Victor] Billy! 2058 01:48:43,752 --> 01:48:44,955 [Freddy] Billy? 2059 01:48:48,725 --> 01:48:51,027 Billy! Billy. 2060 01:48:53,497 --> 01:48:54,528 Billy! 2061 01:48:54,663 --> 01:48:55,867 Billy! 2062 01:48:56,698 --> 01:48:57,798 Billy! 2063 01:48:57,934 --> 01:48:59,574 Dude, wake up. You did it. 2064 01:49:01,974 --> 01:49:03,708 Okay. You're supposed to wake up. 2065 01:49:03,844 --> 01:49:04,773 It's the part where you wake up 2066 01:49:04,908 --> 01:49:06,440 and open your eyes and laugh 2067 01:49:06,576 --> 01:49:10,046 and you're supposed to say you got me, 'cause you got me. 2068 01:49:11,353 --> 01:49:12,950 Dude. Joke's over, man. 2069 01:49:13,550 --> 01:49:14,820 Billy! 2070 01:49:16,787 --> 01:49:19,088 Billy. Billy, come on. 2071 01:49:21,492 --> 01:49:22,655 Freddy. 2072 01:49:22,790 --> 01:49:23,994 [sobs] 2073 01:49:26,135 --> 01:49:27,602 What did you do? 2074 01:49:29,633 --> 01:49:30,635 Wake up, Billy. 2075 01:49:30,770 --> 01:49:32,772 -[Victor] Billy? -He's over here! 2076 01:49:35,638 --> 01:49:36,842 Billy. 2077 01:49:38,281 --> 01:49:40,615 [sobs] You asshole! 2078 01:49:41,747 --> 01:49:44,113 We're a team! We're a team! 2079 01:49:45,253 --> 01:49:46,247 Oh, Billy. 2080 01:49:47,518 --> 01:49:48,748 Billy. 2081 01:49:48,883 --> 01:49:50,917 Oh, my baby. No. 2082 01:49:51,052 --> 01:49:53,254 [solemn music playing] 2083 01:49:55,694 --> 01:49:57,357 [Anthea] He was a hero. 2084 01:49:58,862 --> 01:50:01,130 He was a hero and a god. 2085 01:50:01,265 --> 01:50:03,770 And he should be laid to rest like one. 2086 01:50:08,144 --> 01:50:09,307 Hey, pal. 2087 01:50:09,442 --> 01:50:11,375 [Freddy crying] 2088 01:50:11,510 --> 01:50:12,944 [Rosa sobs] 2089 01:50:28,562 --> 01:50:30,731 [gentle music playing] 2090 01:51:17,580 --> 01:51:19,340 Will this land ever come back? 2091 01:51:20,242 --> 01:51:22,882 The staff is drained of magic. 2092 01:51:23,017 --> 01:51:26,116 Only the spark of a god can restore its power 2093 01:51:26,984 --> 01:51:28,756 and there are no gods left. 2094 01:51:29,986 --> 01:51:31,451 [woman] There is one. 2095 01:51:33,124 --> 01:51:36,159 [ancient lamentation music playing] 2096 01:51:41,096 --> 01:51:42,836 [dramatic music playing] 2097 01:51:46,804 --> 01:51:48,842 [gasps, chuckles] 2098 01:51:50,179 --> 01:51:51,174 What? 2099 01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:06,054 [crackles] 2100 01:52:06,190 --> 01:52:08,389 -[grunts] -[magic resonates] 2101 01:52:09,595 --> 01:52:11,463 [panting] 2102 01:52:11,599 --> 01:52:13,801 [pleasant music playing] 2103 01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:20,803 [Darla chuckles] 2104 01:52:20,938 --> 01:52:22,436 [Mary and Pedro gasp] 2105 01:52:28,042 --> 01:52:29,542 [chuckles] Whoa. 2106 01:52:48,668 --> 01:52:49,600 [Freddy] Whoa. 2107 01:52:49,736 --> 01:52:51,938 [powers resonating] 2108 01:52:53,167 --> 01:52:54,369 [Anthea chuckles] 2109 01:53:14,593 --> 01:53:15,588 [chirps] 2110 01:53:16,932 --> 01:53:18,595 -[dramatic chord plays] -[all scream] 2111 01:53:18,731 --> 01:53:19,933 It's a zombie! 2112 01:53:21,163 --> 01:53:23,233 [Shazam grunts] Guys! 2113 01:53:23,934 --> 01:53:25,338 What the hell? 2114 01:53:25,474 --> 01:53:27,101 You buried me? 2115 01:53:27,236 --> 01:53:29,672 In what, like, two minutes? 2116 01:53:29,807 --> 01:53:30,739 Oh, Billy! 2117 01:53:30,875 --> 01:53:32,475 [all whooping] 2118 01:53:32,611 --> 01:53:33,646 Hey. 2119 01:53:33,781 --> 01:53:36,213 Oh, man. I missed you guys. 2120 01:53:38,947 --> 01:53:40,613 Hi. Hey. 2121 01:53:41,522 --> 01:53:43,215 Oh, my God. Hi. 2122 01:53:43,351 --> 01:53:44,989 Why didn't anybody tell... 2123 01:53:45,124 --> 01:53:46,960 Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh... 2124 01:53:47,095 --> 01:53:49,990 I didn't see you there, I was, um, I was... 2125 01:53:50,126 --> 01:53:51,426 I was dead at the time. 2126 01:53:52,468 --> 01:53:53,560 So, you, uh... 2127 01:53:54,537 --> 01:53:56,002 you got my bird letter? 2128 01:53:56,999 --> 01:53:58,466 Oh, I, uh... 2129 01:54:00,040 --> 01:54:01,502 I think you've got something... 2130 01:54:03,312 --> 01:54:04,443 On my... 2131 01:54:04,578 --> 01:54:06,144 Where... Oh. 2132 01:54:06,711 --> 01:54:07,948 What? 2133 01:54:08,648 --> 01:54:09,616 That's a spider. 2134 01:54:09,752 --> 01:54:11,117 I'm sorry, that's disgusting. 2135 01:54:11,252 --> 01:54:13,650 Also, [chuckling] that's really embarrassing. 2136 01:54:13,785 --> 01:54:14,987 Yes, it is. 2137 01:54:15,122 --> 01:54:17,457 But it was an amazing thing you did. 2138 01:54:17,593 --> 01:54:19,222 The sacrifice you made. 2139 01:54:19,357 --> 01:54:22,223 You brought this world back to life. 2140 01:54:22,359 --> 01:54:24,598 Maybe this time, gods and humans 2141 01:54:24,733 --> 01:54:26,365 can learn to live in peace. 2142 01:54:26,500 --> 01:54:27,495 Yeah. 2143 01:54:28,837 --> 01:54:30,971 Use the power of Zeus wisely. 2144 01:54:33,037 --> 01:54:34,568 Be well, Billy Batson. 2145 01:54:36,607 --> 01:54:39,480 Hey, you know, just because your father's power 2146 01:54:39,615 --> 01:54:40,773 is surging through me, 2147 01:54:40,908 --> 01:54:43,076 that doesn't technically make us related, you know, 2148 01:54:43,212 --> 01:54:44,512 and I'm gonna be 18 2149 01:54:44,647 --> 01:54:46,346 in, like, five months, so... [clicks tongue] 2150 01:54:46,481 --> 01:54:48,582 Stick to saving the world, kid. 2151 01:54:48,718 --> 01:54:50,784 Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. 2152 01:54:50,920 --> 01:54:52,287 See ya. 2153 01:54:52,423 --> 01:54:54,120 What's with our boys and older women? 2154 01:54:54,255 --> 01:54:55,457 [exhales sharply] 2155 01:54:57,333 --> 01:54:58,863 Hey. 2156 01:54:58,998 --> 01:55:00,500 Who wants their powers back? 2157 01:55:00,635 --> 01:55:01,628 [Shazam chuckles] 2158 01:55:02,396 --> 01:55:04,265 We can do that, right? 2159 01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:05,571 -Yeah. -Yeah. Okay, good. 2160 01:55:05,706 --> 01:55:06,807 Good, good, good. 2161 01:55:06,942 --> 01:55:08,606 [Victor] I'd like our house back. 2162 01:55:08,741 --> 01:55:09,774 Can we do that? 2163 01:55:09,909 --> 01:55:11,712 [upbeat music playing] 2164 01:55:11,847 --> 01:55:13,410 -[Victor] Dinner! -Coming. 2165 01:55:13,545 --> 01:55:16,115 Aw. Thank you for respecting the cross-stitch. 2166 01:55:18,553 --> 01:55:19,547 [Rosa chuckles] 2167 01:55:20,622 --> 01:55:21,888 [Rosa] Anthea. 2168 01:55:22,024 --> 01:55:23,118 Have you decided what you're gonna do 2169 01:55:23,254 --> 01:55:25,688 about that god realm of yours? 2170 01:55:25,824 --> 01:55:28,455 Well, actually I'm gonna take some time off while it heals. 2171 01:55:28,591 --> 01:55:30,664 Spend some time with the common folk. 2172 01:55:30,799 --> 01:55:32,198 Learn some about your world, 2173 01:55:32,333 --> 01:55:34,766 about how, maybe, we can learn from each other. 2174 01:55:34,902 --> 01:55:36,331 Number one sign of wisdom: 2175 01:55:36,467 --> 01:55:38,230 Admitting there's always more to learn. 2176 01:55:38,366 --> 01:55:39,703 I'm coming around to it. 2177 01:55:39,838 --> 01:55:41,206 [doorbell rings] 2178 01:55:41,807 --> 01:55:43,142 I got it. 2179 01:55:47,449 --> 01:55:48,444 Whoa. 2180 01:55:49,078 --> 01:55:50,545 Uh, guys? 2181 01:55:51,145 --> 01:55:52,081 Guys! 2182 01:55:52,216 --> 01:55:54,450 [suspenseful music playing] 2183 01:55:59,726 --> 01:56:00,995 It's the wizard. 2184 01:56:02,392 --> 01:56:04,226 -Oh, my God! -[Rosa] No way! 2185 01:56:04,361 --> 01:56:05,996 -Yes. -Look at this guy! 2186 01:56:06,132 --> 01:56:07,327 Look at him, he's so handsome. 2187 01:56:07,463 --> 01:56:08,694 You pimpin' now, what is this? 2188 01:56:08,830 --> 01:56:10,431 -[Billy] You look amazing. -You look great! 2189 01:56:10,567 --> 01:56:12,565 Well, I was in the neighborhood 2190 01:56:12,701 --> 01:56:14,306 and, um, I just wanted to express 2191 01:56:14,441 --> 01:56:16,639 -my gratitude before I go. -[doorbell rings, pops] 2192 01:56:16,775 --> 01:56:21,079 Sorry. Doorbell's broken. Actually, everything's broken. 2193 01:56:21,214 --> 01:56:23,017 -[Freddy chuckles] -Not everything. 2194 01:56:25,681 --> 01:56:27,317 You were just in the neighborhood? 2195 01:56:27,453 --> 01:56:29,649 [chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff. 2196 01:56:29,784 --> 01:56:31,685 Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. 2197 01:56:31,820 --> 01:56:35,863 I also wanted to see your faces one last time 2198 01:56:35,998 --> 01:56:37,697 before I turn into a pile of ash. 2199 01:56:37,833 --> 01:56:39,132 -Wait, what? -No! 2200 01:56:39,267 --> 01:56:41,197 I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting. 2201 01:56:41,332 --> 01:56:42,930 -And besides... -[chuckles] 2202 01:56:43,066 --> 01:56:45,937 ...I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long. 2203 01:56:46,072 --> 01:56:47,937 It's time to see your world. 2204 01:56:48,073 --> 01:56:49,470 It's been an honor, 2205 01:56:49,606 --> 01:56:52,211 a privilege, watching you all soar. 2206 01:56:52,346 --> 01:56:53,711 You know, you're not such a bad wizard. 2207 01:56:53,846 --> 01:56:55,080 Thank you, Jeff. 2208 01:56:55,216 --> 01:56:57,249 -[sighs] It never ends. -[chuckles] 2209 01:56:58,379 --> 01:56:59,581 [Billy] Also, 2210 01:57:00,955 --> 01:57:02,584 what's my superhero name? 2211 01:57:05,022 --> 01:57:07,490 Your name is... 2212 01:57:08,530 --> 01:57:10,125 Shazam. 2213 01:57:10,260 --> 01:57:11,190 -Of course. -Yeah. 2214 01:57:11,326 --> 01:57:13,562 [all agreeing] 2215 01:57:15,102 --> 01:57:17,231 I still think we can beat it. 2216 01:57:17,366 --> 01:57:19,568 [upbeat music playing] 2217 01:59:56,595 --> 01:59:58,161 My feet hurt. How much further? 2218 01:59:58,296 --> 01:59:59,429 About ten seconds less 2219 01:59:59,565 --> 02:00:00,860 than the last time you asked me. 2220 02:00:00,995 --> 02:00:02,531 I'm sorry, I just feel like we could 2221 02:00:02,667 --> 02:00:04,003 have parked a little bit closer. 2222 02:00:04,139 --> 02:00:05,270 He doesn't know we're coming, 2223 02:00:05,406 --> 02:00:06,702 and I didn't want to spook him. 2224 02:00:06,837 --> 02:00:09,072 "Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer. 2225 02:00:09,208 --> 02:00:10,475 All right, let's go. 2226 02:00:10,610 --> 02:00:12,512 And then you can tell Waller that even though 2227 02:00:12,648 --> 02:00:14,914 she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team, 2228 02:00:15,050 --> 02:00:16,348 we never actually met him 2229 02:00:16,484 --> 02:00:18,714 because you wore shitty walking shoes. 2230 02:00:18,850 --> 02:00:20,648 [chuckles] Okay, first of all, they're boots, 2231 02:00:20,784 --> 02:00:22,723 and they're not shitty, they're new. 2232 02:00:22,858 --> 02:00:25,623 -I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet. -Shut up. 2233 02:00:25,758 --> 02:00:28,895 Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come, 2234 02:00:29,030 --> 02:00:30,697 but a little immature. 2235 02:00:30,832 --> 02:00:31,958 Oh, great. 2236 02:00:32,867 --> 02:00:35,500 Whoo! [chuckles] 2237 02:00:40,138 --> 02:00:42,342 [grunting] 2238 02:00:44,244 --> 02:00:45,811 -Billy Batson. -Yeah? 2239 02:00:45,946 --> 02:00:47,412 I mean, no. 2240 02:00:47,548 --> 02:00:48,941 I've never heard that name in my life. 2241 02:00:49,077 --> 02:00:50,480 I don't know who you're talking about. 2242 02:00:50,616 --> 02:00:51,945 But I'd like to meet that person 2243 02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:53,815 'cause they sound super cool. And funny. 2244 02:00:53,950 --> 02:00:56,715 And talented. And ridiculously handsome, 2245 02:00:56,851 --> 02:00:58,357 but, like, in a dangerous way. 2246 02:00:58,492 --> 02:01:00,290 What the hell are you talking about? 2247 02:01:00,425 --> 02:01:02,425 Relax. We know who you are. 2248 02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:04,892 -How? -Don't worry about that. 2249 02:01:05,934 --> 02:01:06,692 Who are you guys? 2250 02:01:06,828 --> 02:01:08,167 Don't worry about that either. 2251 02:01:08,302 --> 02:01:09,829 Look, we've seen what you can do. 2252 02:01:09,965 --> 02:01:11,597 And we're here to make you an offer. 2253 02:01:11,733 --> 02:01:12,697 How would you like to join 2254 02:01:12,833 --> 02:01:14,072 -the Justice... -Yes! 2255 02:01:14,207 --> 02:01:15,507 A thousand times yes! 2256 02:01:15,642 --> 02:01:17,408 Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this! 2257 02:01:17,544 --> 02:01:19,410 Well, I mean, not this exactly. 2258 02:01:19,545 --> 02:01:20,473 Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman 2259 02:01:20,609 --> 02:01:21,881 in the dream, but... 2260 02:01:22,016 --> 02:01:23,278 -Ew. -Huh? 2261 02:01:23,414 --> 02:01:25,448 Well, that was easy. 2262 02:01:25,583 --> 02:01:27,118 Welcome to the Justice Society. 2263 02:01:27,254 --> 02:01:29,152 Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what? 2264 02:01:29,288 --> 02:01:30,521 The Justice Society? 2265 02:01:30,657 --> 02:01:31,957 Is that different than the Justice League? 2266 02:01:32,093 --> 02:01:33,523 Yes. The Justice Society 2267 02:01:33,659 --> 02:01:35,093 is different than the Justice League 2268 02:01:35,229 --> 02:01:36,759 because of how words work. 2269 02:01:36,895 --> 02:01:38,726 I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. 2270 02:01:38,862 --> 02:01:40,961 -So, that's you guys, right? -No. 2271 02:01:41,097 --> 02:01:43,166 Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude? 2272 02:01:43,302 --> 02:01:45,103 He's joking, right? 2273 02:01:45,239 --> 02:01:48,375 -No? -Okay. I'm out. 2274 02:01:48,510 --> 02:01:50,406 I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes. 2275 02:01:50,541 --> 02:01:52,237 Can you drive by and get me? 2276 02:01:52,372 --> 02:01:54,841 [Shazam] Hey, just a little constructive criticism. 2277 02:01:54,977 --> 02:01:56,315 It's pretty confusing that there are 2278 02:01:56,450 --> 02:01:58,348 two separate groups of superheroes 2279 02:01:58,484 --> 02:01:59,815 that are totally unaffiliated, 2280 02:01:59,951 --> 02:02:01,921 but both have "Justice" in their name, you know. 2281 02:02:02,056 --> 02:02:03,951 Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? 2282 02:02:04,087 --> 02:02:07,060 'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, 2283 02:02:07,196 --> 02:02:08,754 you got so many options, man. 2284 02:02:08,890 --> 02:02:11,825 Like, "Authority Society." Eh? 2285 02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:13,627 Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. 2286 02:02:13,763 --> 02:02:15,200 These are, like, legal terms. 2287 02:02:15,336 --> 02:02:18,333 [gasps] "The Avenger Society." 2288 02:02:18,468 --> 02:02:19,732 [inhales sharply] 2289 02:02:19,868 --> 02:02:21,639 I like that, for some reason. 2290 02:02:24,310 --> 02:02:26,512 [gentle music playing] 2291 02:02:41,557 --> 02:02:43,925 [music builds up] 2292 02:02:50,534 --> 02:02:52,736 [dramatic music playing] 2293 02:06:06,599 --> 02:06:08,800 [mysterious music playing] 2294 02:07:34,818 --> 02:07:37,020 [intense music playing] 2295 02:08:35,010 --> 02:08:36,943 [distant chattering] 2296 02:08:37,079 --> 02:08:39,280 [unsettling music playing] 2297 02:08:54,731 --> 02:08:56,594 [voice laughing] 2298 02:08:56,730 --> 02:09:00,870 [Mister Mind] Well, well, Doctor. We meet again. 2299 02:09:01,006 --> 02:09:02,568 Where in the hell have you been? 2300 02:09:02,703 --> 02:09:05,839 [Mister Mind] To implement the perfect plan, Doctor, 2301 02:09:05,975 --> 02:09:08,140 one must have patience. 2302 02:09:08,275 --> 02:09:10,047 What are you talking about? 2303 02:09:11,619 --> 02:09:13,215 It's been two goddamn years! 2304 02:09:13,350 --> 02:09:18,391 Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind? 2305 02:09:18,526 --> 02:09:19,722 A meaningless measure. 2306 02:09:19,857 --> 02:09:22,258 Hey. I'm 57 years old. 2307 02:09:22,393 --> 02:09:25,491 I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics 2308 02:09:25,626 --> 02:09:27,495 waiting for a worm to enact some, what, 2309 02:09:27,630 --> 02:09:30,134 vague plan I've been told absolutely nothing about? 2310 02:09:30,269 --> 02:09:32,905 It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? 2311 02:09:33,040 --> 02:09:35,774 I do not have legs, I do not have wings, 2312 02:09:35,910 --> 02:09:39,345 I just slither around endlessly. 2313 02:09:39,480 --> 02:09:41,742 But not for long. 2314 02:09:41,877 --> 02:09:43,476 [laughing] 2315 02:09:44,717 --> 02:09:46,446 Tell me everything. 2316 02:09:47,889 --> 02:09:49,849 Just one more thing I need to do. 2317 02:09:49,984 --> 02:09:52,188 What? No! 2318 02:09:53,625 --> 02:09:55,290 Oh, goddamn it!