1 00:00:07,604 --> 00:00:08,687 [man clears throat] 2 00:00:09,771 --> 00:00:11,062 [gavel banging] 3 00:00:11,146 --> 00:00:12,687 Let's get to it. 4 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:14,062 All those in favor… 5 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:17,646 All opposed. 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:24,312 Well, the PTA has an accepted set of rules concerning the prom. 7 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:26,771 Young ladies must wear non-revealing dresses. 8 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:29,104 Young men must wear suits or tuxes. 9 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:32,687 And if a student chooses to bring a date, they must be of the opposite sex. 10 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,937 Well, can't you just ban this student? 11 00:00:35,021 --> 00:00:38,146 Well, we've been advised that there may be some legal repercussions 12 00:00:38,229 --> 00:00:40,187 if we prevent this girl from attending, 13 00:00:40,271 --> 00:00:42,854 so although it breaks my heart, we have no choice. 14 00:00:42,937 --> 00:00:45,479 -There won't be a prom. -[reporter 1] Mrs. Greene, a question. 15 00:00:45,562 --> 00:00:48,146 [reporter 2] Have you asked the students what they think of this? 16 00:00:48,229 --> 00:00:50,021 [reporter 1] Are you choosing not to comment? 17 00:00:50,104 --> 00:00:52,312 [reporter 2] Hey, there's Emma! Can we get a comment? 18 00:00:52,396 --> 00:00:54,104 [reporter 3] Can you answer some questions? 19 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:55,646 [reporter 1] Can we get a statement? 20 00:00:55,729 --> 00:00:59,312 [reporter 2] Emma, what do you think of the PTA's decision to cancel prom? 21 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:01,104 [reporter 1] Emma, do you have a response? 22 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:05,729 [upbeat music playing] 23 00:01:42,104 --> 00:01:44,062 -[indistinct chatter] -[horns honking] 24 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,812 [Frank] It's Frank DiLella with New York 1's On Stage. 25 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:50,937 We're here for the opening night of Eleanor! The Eleanor Roosevelt Musical, 26 00:01:51,021 --> 00:01:54,187 starring the incomparable Dee Dee Allen. 27 00:01:54,271 --> 00:01:58,646 -Dee Dee! You're a Broadway star. -Yes, I am. [chuckles] 28 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:02,187 You have your choice of roles. What drew you to Eleanor? 29 00:02:02,271 --> 00:02:07,271 Well, Eleanor Roosevelt was a brave, powerful, charismatic woman 30 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:09,271 who no one had ever heard of. 31 00:02:09,354 --> 00:02:10,979 Her story needs to be told. 32 00:02:11,062 --> 00:02:15,437 People need to know it is possible to change the world, 33 00:02:15,521 --> 00:02:18,812 whether you're a homely middle-aged First Lady 34 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:21,271 or a Broadway star! [chuckles] 35 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:24,479 Barry Glickman! You were brilliant as FDR. 36 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,687 From the moment I first stepped into FDR's shoes… 37 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,937 And when I say "shoes," I mean wheelchair. 38 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:30,104 …I had an epiphany. 39 00:02:30,187 --> 00:02:32,729 I realized there is no difference 40 00:02:32,812 --> 00:02:36,396 between the president of the United States and a celebrity. 41 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:40,604 We both have power. The power to change the world. 42 00:02:40,687 --> 00:02:43,271 It's a weighty responsibility. 43 00:02:43,354 --> 00:02:44,812 Let's talk process. 44 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:47,854 ♪ When I'm in character, I go insane ♪ 45 00:02:48,437 --> 00:02:50,771 ♪ I stagger, I stammer, I sob ♪ 46 00:02:51,812 --> 00:02:54,521 ♪ I make the audiences feel my pain ♪ 47 00:02:54,604 --> 00:02:58,437 ♪ And if they don't leave depressed Then I've not done my job ♪ 48 00:02:58,521 --> 00:03:01,687 ♪ Each time I find a role like Eleanor ♪ 49 00:03:01,771 --> 00:03:04,979 ♪ The artist inside of me thrives ♪ 50 00:03:05,062 --> 00:03:08,437 ♪ I put on that wig And those prosthetic teeth ♪ 51 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,937 ♪ And know I'm changing lives ♪ 52 00:03:12,521 --> 00:03:18,354 ♪ By the time I get tuberculosis In act two ♪ 53 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:21,896 ♪ Even the people who are dead inside ♪ 54 00:03:21,979 --> 00:03:24,687 ♪ Will shout, "Bravo," on cue! ♪ 55 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,104 [all] Bravo! 56 00:03:27,562 --> 00:03:30,062 The first review is in. New Jersey Star-Ledger. 57 00:03:30,146 --> 00:03:31,562 Don't tell me… 58 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,479 unless it's a rave or a mixed-positive. 59 00:03:36,062 --> 00:03:37,312 It says we're a hit! 60 00:03:37,396 --> 00:03:38,979 -[gasps] -[all cheering] 61 00:03:39,062 --> 00:03:41,812 [screams] Oh, my God! 62 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:43,146 [car horn honks] 63 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,771 [Barry chuckles] 64 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:57,021 ♪ We're a hit and I think we deserve it ♪ 65 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:59,812 ♪ That's for sure ♪ 66 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:03,104 ♪ Also, it means that this tour de force ♪ 67 00:04:03,187 --> 00:04:05,396 ♪ Will not be forced to tour ♪ 68 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:08,396 [Dee Dee] To Eleanor! May she run for eternity! 69 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:10,146 [all] To Eleanor! 70 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:14,562 ♪ Cheers to a show that's so inspiring ♪ 71 00:04:15,229 --> 00:04:18,271 ♪ It's almost too much to sit through ♪ 72 00:04:18,854 --> 00:04:21,521 ♪ And if we run That might mean one more thing ♪ 73 00:04:21,604 --> 00:04:23,229 ♪ That in ten years or so ♪ 74 00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:25,354 ♪ We'll do Eleanor Two! ♪ 75 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:28,646 ♪ I can predict What the reviews will say ♪ 76 00:04:28,729 --> 00:04:31,854 ♪ Before the next notice arrives ♪ 77 00:04:31,937 --> 00:04:33,021 ♪ It's ground-breaking ♪ 78 00:04:33,104 --> 00:04:34,687 -♪ Earth-shaking! ♪ -♪ Life-affirming! ♪ 79 00:04:34,771 --> 00:04:36,396 -♪ Breathtaking ♪ -♪ Gut-wrenching! ♪ 80 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:38,854 -♪ Heart-aching ♪ -♪ In two words, it's history-making ♪ 81 00:04:38,937 --> 00:04:40,896 ♪ That's why every actor strives ♪ 82 00:04:40,979 --> 00:04:44,354 ♪ For adulation ♪ 83 00:04:44,437 --> 00:04:47,729 ♪ And compensation ♪ 84 00:04:47,812 --> 00:04:50,396 ♪ That comes from nightly ♪ 85 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:57,354 ♪ Changing lives! ♪ 86 00:04:57,437 --> 00:04:59,062 It's just what we do. 87 00:04:59,146 --> 00:05:00,979 The rest of the reviews are coming in! 88 00:05:01,062 --> 00:05:02,187 [all exclaim] 89 00:05:02,271 --> 00:05:05,687 New York Post, Associated Press, New York Times. 90 00:05:05,771 --> 00:05:07,771 -[all gasp] -The New York Times! 91 00:05:08,604 --> 00:05:09,437 Wow… 92 00:05:13,562 --> 00:05:14,562 [Dee Dee] What? 93 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:16,771 -[Sheldon] Wow… -What's happening? 94 00:05:16,854 --> 00:05:20,187 This is not a review you want when you have crappy advance sales. 95 00:05:20,271 --> 00:05:21,896 This is gonna close us. 96 00:05:22,646 --> 00:05:25,062 What didn't they like? Was it the hip-hop? 97 00:05:25,146 --> 00:05:27,104 Yes, but not only that. 98 00:05:27,187 --> 00:05:30,854 -For God's sake, Sheldon. Just read it. -What? Read. 99 00:05:30,937 --> 00:05:33,271 [Sheldon] Okay, just the highlights. 100 00:05:33,354 --> 00:05:37,229 "Barry Glickman's FDR might just be the most insultingly misguided, 101 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:39,521 offensive, and laughable performance 102 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:44,021 that this reviewer has ever had the squirming misfortune to endure." 103 00:05:46,771 --> 00:05:48,229 That's not so bad. 104 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:51,187 -Do her. Do her. -I'm just saying. 105 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:52,104 Oh? Mmm. 106 00:05:52,187 --> 00:05:54,437 "Watching Dee Dee Allen's Eleanor Roosevelt 107 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,229 croaking out a heavy-handed message of activism 108 00:05:57,312 --> 00:05:59,729 is like paying an aging drag queen 109 00:05:59,812 --> 00:06:03,062 to shove a syrup-soaked American flag down my throat." 110 00:06:03,646 --> 00:06:05,229 Well, that… 111 00:06:05,312 --> 00:06:07,937 That's not criticism. 112 00:06:08,021 --> 00:06:12,271 That's just… It's just a per… [voice breaking] …a personal attack. 113 00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:16,854 "If you're considering buying a ticket to this show, do yourself a favor." 114 00:06:16,937 --> 00:06:19,812 "Buy a few feet of good, heavy rope instead 115 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,687 and then go hang yourself." 116 00:06:21,771 --> 00:06:25,562 [Barry] Oh, God! Oh, God! 117 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,437 [mutters] What? Was the show really that bad? 118 00:06:29,521 --> 00:06:32,354 It's not the show. It's you two. 119 00:06:32,437 --> 00:06:34,229 You're just not likeable. 120 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:35,937 -What? -What? 121 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,312 Nobody likes a narcissist. 122 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:40,729 -Oh, this… [clears throat] -Oh, that. 123 00:06:40,812 --> 00:06:44,312 Leave it to me. I'll go and try and change the narrative once again. 124 00:06:44,396 --> 00:06:48,812 -I hate this world! This is bullshit! -Just horrible. It's just… It hurts. 125 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:52,021 It… It hurts my heart. 126 00:06:52,104 --> 00:06:54,396 -[Barry exhales] -Where did everybody go? 127 00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:58,604 -What can I get you? -[both] Yola Mezcal blackberry smash. 128 00:06:59,187 --> 00:07:01,271 [bartender] My condolences, Dee Dee. 129 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,812 But remember, you have friends. 130 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:06,479 Thank you. Who are you? 131 00:07:07,521 --> 00:07:08,604 Trent Oliver. 132 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:10,562 Uh, oh… 133 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:14,146 -We've done five shows together. -Oh, really? Oh, my God. 134 00:07:14,229 --> 00:07:16,396 Trent went to Juilliard. Won't shut up about it. 135 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:19,604 -Oh, right, Trent! Of course, Trent! -Trent. 136 00:07:19,687 --> 00:07:20,812 [Trent and Dee Dee chuckle] 137 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:23,562 Why are you dressed like a waiter? 138 00:07:24,604 --> 00:07:26,937 -I'm in between gigs at the moment. -[Dee Dee] Hmm. 139 00:07:27,021 --> 00:07:31,521 Honestly, Dee Dee, I feel adrift as I did in my days before Juilliard. 140 00:07:31,604 --> 00:07:32,687 Oh, my God. 141 00:07:32,771 --> 00:07:35,896 You see, my passions are fueled by the power of Lady Theater 142 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:39,021 and how she can, with a gentle touch of her hand, 143 00:07:39,104 --> 00:07:41,104 sculpt a human soul. 144 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:43,854 -But we learned at Juilliard… -Oh, mother of God. 145 00:07:43,937 --> 00:07:47,812 If I could soliloquize, "If you prick me, do I not bleed?" 146 00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:52,562 "And if you do not pay me, do I not still act?" 147 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:54,229 That might be enough. 148 00:07:54,312 --> 00:07:56,021 Still, I have played Hamlet, 149 00:07:56,104 --> 00:08:01,896 and yet I'm only known as that guy from the beloved early aughts' sitcom… 150 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:03,729 [Trent] Talk to the Hand. 151 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:05,062 ["Hold My Hand" playing] 152 00:08:05,146 --> 00:08:06,562 [audience laughing] 153 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:10,812 I question the very meaning of my existence. 154 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:12,937 [jazzy tune playing] 155 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:17,146 Maggie Smith once approached me in a men's bathroom and she said, 156 00:08:17,229 --> 00:08:19,812 "Who sent you? Was it Michelle Dockery?" 157 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:23,729 "Because the court said 500 yards." You could tell she was scared. 158 00:08:23,812 --> 00:08:26,979 -Hey, guys! -[Barry] Angie! Angie. 159 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:30,312 I'm sorry your show closed on opening night again! 160 00:08:30,396 --> 00:08:31,937 [Barry and Dee Dee groan] 161 00:08:32,437 --> 00:08:35,104 Welcome to the world of the unemployed. Top me off. 162 00:08:35,187 --> 00:08:36,771 I thought you were in Chicago. 163 00:08:36,854 --> 00:08:39,604 [groans] I just quit. 164 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:43,729 Twenty years in the chorus and they still wouldn't let me play Roxie Hart. 165 00:08:43,812 --> 00:08:45,979 -[Dee Dee] Aw. -You wanna know who's playing the role? 166 00:08:46,062 --> 00:08:47,437 -Kelly Ripa? -Cher? 167 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:49,187 -Connie Chung. -Kris Jenner? 168 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:50,854 No, Tina Louise. 169 00:08:51,771 --> 00:08:53,937 Ginger from Gilligan's Island. 170 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:55,646 Oh, my God, is she still alive? 171 00:08:56,729 --> 00:08:58,687 [laughs] 172 00:09:04,437 --> 00:09:05,646 [sighs] 173 00:09:09,937 --> 00:09:12,271 We're wasting our lives. 174 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:16,271 Hmm, it's true. At least we're all in the same boat. 175 00:09:16,354 --> 00:09:20,437 "Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." 176 00:09:20,521 --> 00:09:22,604 -[Barry] Oh, my God. -That's from The Tempest. 177 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:26,562 Okay, one, shut up. Two, I refuse to give up, okay? 178 00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:30,479 We're… We're still celebrities. We still have power. 179 00:09:30,562 --> 00:09:31,687 [chuckles] 180 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:34,187 Now, The Times sort of castrated you as it were. 181 00:09:34,271 --> 00:09:35,104 [Barry sighs] 182 00:09:35,187 --> 00:09:38,437 Yep. They wrote you off as aging narcissists. 183 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:41,396 I still don't understand what's wrong with that. 184 00:09:41,479 --> 00:09:45,646 There's a very simple way that we can still love ourselves 185 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:50,521 yet appear to be decent human beings, okay? 186 00:09:50,604 --> 00:09:53,187 We will become celebrity activists. 187 00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:55,521 -[Angie] Oh! Brilliant! -[Barry] Right? 188 00:09:55,604 --> 00:09:57,896 -All we need is a cause. -A cause célèbre. 189 00:09:57,979 --> 00:10:00,396 Everybody think of some causes. Go. 190 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:02,437 -Um, poverty? -Too big. 191 00:10:02,521 --> 00:10:03,771 World hunger. 192 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,646 That is also a major thing. No, we need something we can handle. 193 00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:11,187 Some little injustice we can drive to. Recycling. 194 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:13,562 -Let's see what's trending. -[Barry] Recycling's good. 195 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,854 -Why are there so many award shows? -Parking. 196 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:20,021 -[Barry] Or the TVs in the back of cabs. -Oh! Oh, yeah, what about this girl? 197 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,771 Oh, my gosh. Check this out. 198 00:10:22,854 --> 00:10:24,562 -[Barry] What girl? -It's all over Twitter. 199 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:25,479 [Barry] Oh. 200 00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:28,187 She's from Edgewater, Indiana. 201 00:10:29,187 --> 00:10:33,312 She's a lesbian. She wanted to take her girlfriend to the high school prom, 202 00:10:33,396 --> 00:10:35,979 and the PTA went apeshit and they canceled it. 203 00:10:36,062 --> 00:10:38,021 They canceled prom? 204 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,146 -Are they allowed to do that? -No. 205 00:10:40,229 --> 00:10:42,146 [reporter] Principal Hawkins, your response. 206 00:10:42,229 --> 00:10:45,021 The first thing I'm going to do is contact the Indiana state's attorney. 207 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:48,437 This is not about school rules. This is a civil rights case. 208 00:10:48,521 --> 00:10:49,604 Wait, seriously? 209 00:10:49,687 --> 00:10:53,479 I'm betting pressure from the state's attorney will stop these bigots cold. 210 00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:55,562 It better. Because I'll tell you this much. 211 00:10:55,646 --> 00:10:58,021 If word gets out, people are gonna get mad. 212 00:10:58,104 --> 00:10:59,396 This pisses me off. 213 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:02,521 The next thing you know, some modern-day Eleanor Roosevelt 214 00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:05,396 is gonna march down here and all hell's gonna break loose. 215 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:09,812 We have got to go down there and raise holy hell. 216 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:12,354 We will be the biggest thing to happen in Indiana 217 00:11:12,437 --> 00:11:14,646 since… whatever's happened in Indiana. 218 00:11:14,729 --> 00:11:17,729 -So this is it? This is our cause? -Yes. Are you with me? 219 00:11:17,812 --> 00:11:19,562 [all cheer] 220 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,187 -We'll have a rally! -Yes! 221 00:11:21,271 --> 00:11:24,396 -We'll have picket signs! -We'll make T-shirts. 222 00:11:24,479 --> 00:11:26,687 We'll get Sheldon to tag along. He can find us a venue. 223 00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,229 Oh, wow! 224 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:32,146 -Can we actually do this? -You bet your sweet MILF ass we can! 225 00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,521 [all laughing] 226 00:11:33,604 --> 00:11:34,687 [exhales] 227 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,021 We are gonna prove… 228 00:11:38,687 --> 00:11:40,896 ♪ That in this day and age ♪ 229 00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:45,187 ♪ Being gay isn't a crime ♪ 230 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:52,604 ♪ This is our moment to change the world ♪ 231 00:11:53,354 --> 00:11:56,146 -♪ One lesbian… ♪ -[Trent] ♪ Lesbian ♪ 232 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:59,021 -[Dee Dee] ♪ Lesbian ♪ -[Angie] ♪ Lesbian ♪ 233 00:11:59,937 --> 00:12:03,021 ♪ At a time! ♪ 234 00:12:05,604 --> 00:12:08,729 ♪ We're gonna help that little lesbian ♪ 235 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,937 ♪ Whether she likes it or not ♪ 236 00:12:12,229 --> 00:12:14,729 ♪ When you're a legendary thespian ♪ 237 00:12:14,812 --> 00:12:16,437 ♪ First, you help the distressed ♪ 238 00:12:16,521 --> 00:12:18,146 ♪ Then you help the distraught ♪ 239 00:12:18,854 --> 00:12:21,979 ♪ We're going down To where the necks are red ♪ 240 00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:25,146 ♪ And lack of dentistry thrives ♪ 241 00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:28,271 ♪ Why sing and dance When you can take a stance! ♪ 242 00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:31,812 ♪ And know you're truly changing lives ♪ 243 00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:35,771 Okay, now we have got to get an anthem! 244 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:38,396 -Like "We Are The World." -Yes, but for lesbians. 245 00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:41,354 Steve Sondheim'll write us something. He's a big fan of my Sweeney Todd. 246 00:12:41,437 --> 00:12:42,271 I'll handle this. 247 00:12:42,354 --> 00:12:44,312 Wait. How are we gonna get there? 248 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:48,937 I just booked a non-union tour of Godspell and it goes straight through Indiana. 249 00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:53,354 -You can come with us on the bus. -See? It's all coming together! 250 00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:58,104 ♪ We're gonna march Until that town looks like ♪ 251 00:12:58,187 --> 00:13:02,104 ♪ The end of act one of Les Mis ♪ 252 00:13:02,187 --> 00:13:05,479 ♪ You don't gotta have a PhD in psych ♪ 253 00:13:05,562 --> 00:13:09,354 ♪ To know that people kowtow To the folks in the biz ♪ 254 00:13:09,437 --> 00:13:12,562 ♪ We're gonna teach them to be more PC ♪ 255 00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:15,562 -♪ The minute our group arrives ♪ -That's right! 256 00:13:15,646 --> 00:13:17,771 -♪ Those fist-pumping ♪ -♪ Bible-thumping ♪ 257 00:13:17,854 --> 00:13:19,479 -♪ Spam-eating ♪ -♪ Cousin-loving ♪ 258 00:13:19,562 --> 00:13:21,229 -♪ Cow-tipping ♪ -♪ Shoulder-slumping ♪ 259 00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:22,896 -♪ Finger-wagging ♪ -♪ Hoosier-humping ♪ 260 00:13:22,979 --> 00:13:24,896 ♪ Losers and their homely wives ♪ 261 00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:28,312 ♪ They'll learn compassion! ♪ 262 00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:31,687 ♪ And better fashion ♪ 263 00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:34,646 ♪ Once we at last start ♪ 264 00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:40,771 ♪ Changing lives! ♪ 265 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,687 Now let's go start a fight. 266 00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:43,979 [bell rings] 267 00:13:44,062 --> 00:13:45,396 [indistinct chatter] 268 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,479 [girl] Do you like the bears? 269 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,687 Yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure this breaks a few laws. 270 00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:06,062 -It's our way of saying thank you, Emma. -Yeah. Thanks for canceling prom. 271 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,646 I didn't cancel prom. Your parents did. 272 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:10,187 Come on. Lay off her. 273 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:12,521 -Oh, are you on her side now? -[scoffs] No. 274 00:14:12,604 --> 00:14:15,729 I'm just not in third grade. See you at practice. 275 00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:19,312 Unlike your social life, this isn't over. 276 00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,479 ♪ Note to self ♪ 277 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,687 ♪ Don't be gay in Indiana ♪ 278 00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:35,479 ♪ Big heads-up That's a really stupid plan ♪ 279 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:39,479 ♪ There are places Where it's in to be out ♪ 280 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:42,312 ♪ Maybe San Francisco or thereabout ♪ 281 00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:45,312 ♪ But in Indiana, without a doubt ♪ 282 00:14:45,396 --> 00:14:50,354 ♪ If you're not straight Then guess what's bound to hit the fan? ♪ 283 00:14:51,854 --> 00:14:54,937 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 284 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:57,271 ♪ Not everyone is that repressed ♪ 285 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,062 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 286 00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:02,979 ♪ It wouldn't be high school Without a test ♪ 287 00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:05,854 ♪ Just close your eyes and count to ten ♪ 288 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:08,104 ♪ Go to your happy place ♪ 289 00:15:08,187 --> 00:15:11,396 ♪ And then try not to combust ♪ 290 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:15,771 ♪ Just breathe ♪ 291 00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:17,687 [whistle blows] 292 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,187 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:27,854 Hey, Emma. Hey, who's this girl you were gonna bring to the prom, anyway? 294 00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:30,146 I didn't know we had more than one lesbo in town. 295 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,479 -You don't know her. She's new here. -Like an exchange student? 296 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:34,646 [whistle blows] 297 00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:35,979 -Maybe. -Mmm. 298 00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:38,854 Well, then why don't you, like, exchange her for a guy? 299 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,562 Ooh! Dude! Nice! 300 00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:49,312 ♪ Note to self People suck in Indiana ♪ 301 00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:50,646 [sighs] 302 00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:56,104 ♪ Leave today Pray the Greyhound isn't full ♪ 303 00:15:56,187 --> 00:15:59,146 ♪ Who knew asking out a girl to the prom ♪ 304 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,562 ♪ Would go over just like an atom bomb ♪ 305 00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:06,771 ♪ And make things much worse With your dad and mom ♪ 306 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:11,937 ♪ And who'd have ever thought That could be possible? ♪ 307 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:16,521 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 308 00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,937 ♪ Picture a beach with golden sand ♪ 309 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,062 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 310 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,062 ♪ Picture a Xanax in your hand ♪ 311 00:16:24,146 --> 00:16:27,604 ♪ Try journaling or start a blog ♪ 312 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:31,646 ♪ Just end this inner monologue ♪ 313 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,604 ♪ Seethe if you must ♪ 314 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:36,687 ♪ But just breathe ♪ 315 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:39,646 Okay. I just got off the phone with the state's attorney. 316 00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:43,646 She thinks this is a civil rights issue. This is a big deal, Emma. 317 00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:45,062 So, what are you saying? 318 00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:48,229 I'm just saying I'm really excited to be a part of something like this. 319 00:16:48,312 --> 00:16:50,187 We'll see how the PTA meeting goes. 320 00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:52,812 Well, it's not gonna be fun. We'll get through it. 321 00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,729 Just take a sec. Relax. 322 00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,896 [bell rings] 323 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,312 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 324 00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:05,896 ♪ Remember that thing called oxygen ♪ 325 00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:09,062 ♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪ 326 00:17:09,146 --> 00:17:11,354 ♪ Look at the crazy state you're in ♪ 327 00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:14,521 ♪ Just smile and nod Although they're jerks ♪ 328 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:18,354 ♪ Say "namaste" and pray it works ♪ 329 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:21,729 ♪ And like we've discussed ♪ 330 00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:24,062 ♪ Just… ♪ 331 00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:31,854 ♪ Breathe ♪ 332 00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:36,229 [bell rings] 333 00:17:37,562 --> 00:17:41,146 [choir] ♪ When wilt thou Save the people? ♪ 334 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,437 -Blue one. Blue. -This stop motion sickness? 335 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,937 Mmm-hmm, and everything else. 336 00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:46,229 [choir] ♪ The people… ♪ 337 00:17:46,312 --> 00:17:48,021 [Barry] Okay. Enough! Enough! 338 00:17:48,104 --> 00:17:50,854 Stop singing, stop! You're making me hate God. 339 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,437 -[Angie] You're scaring them. -They're scaring me. 340 00:17:53,521 --> 00:17:55,437 How about we do some trust exercises? 341 00:17:55,521 --> 00:17:57,854 -[choir murmuring indistinctly] -Yeah? Good. 342 00:17:57,937 --> 00:18:02,854 Hotel is booked. Breakfast isn't included, but there is a Waffle Shed next door. 343 00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:04,771 -Sounds delicious. -[Angie] Mmm-hmm. 344 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:09,104 We're doing a great thing here. We're being great people. 345 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,979 This is all great. [chuckles] 346 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,771 This is gonna get me my third Tony Award. 347 00:18:14,854 --> 00:18:17,104 -[scoffs] Oh, my God. -What? 348 00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:22,021 Oh, come on, you know how political the Tonys are. 349 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:25,062 They don't vote for you. They vote for your brand. 350 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:28,229 My brand is a little tarnished at the moment. 351 00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:30,729 'Cause of the infamous tirade at the Longacre Theatre? 352 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:34,104 When a cell phone goes off in the middle of a performance… 353 00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:36,312 -I can't be held responsible. -It was your cell phone! 354 00:18:36,396 --> 00:18:38,979 -I didn't know that! -It was in your wig! 355 00:18:39,062 --> 00:18:41,396 I didn't know that at the time. Anyway… 356 00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:47,312 All the goodwill that we're gonna get from this thing will wash me clean, 357 00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:51,354 and I will win, no matter what my next project is. [chuckles] 358 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:54,312 You're just greedy. I'd be happy with one Tony. 359 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:57,479 -I thought I had a shot with FDR. -Mmm-hmm. 360 00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:59,229 I need a win. 361 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,854 I'm so sick of all the rejection. I'm no Dee Dee Allen. 362 00:19:02,937 --> 00:19:05,562 -A lot of bile. -Well, I'm angry at life. 363 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,979 No, I mean Trent. He's retching again. 364 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:11,354 You were saying something about your… 365 00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:14,646 I got into this business, yes, because I loved it, 366 00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:17,896 but also to prove to everyone who doubted me, 367 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:23,396 my… teachers, the kids on the school bus, my horrible parents, 368 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:26,021 that I could do something. Something important. 369 00:19:26,646 --> 00:19:29,896 [exhales] That's exactly what we are doing. 370 00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,229 Something important. 371 00:19:33,396 --> 00:19:35,437 I just hope we don't screw it up. 372 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:38,979 [Angie] Hit it. 373 00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:40,687 ♪ Day by day… ♪ 374 00:19:40,771 --> 00:19:44,104 ♪ Day by day ♪ 375 00:19:44,187 --> 00:19:48,021 ♪ Day by day ♪ 376 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,812 ♪ Three things I pray ♪ 377 00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:51,771 -♪ Three things I pray ♪ -[retches] 378 00:19:51,854 --> 00:19:55,312 I'm sorry, you're telling us that the state's attorney 379 00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:57,896 is forcing us to have a prom? 380 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,896 No, the state's attorney wants us to hold an inclusive prom. 381 00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:03,354 -Yes. -[audience murmurs] 382 00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:06,896 Because that's what they feel best reflects America's values. 383 00:20:06,979 --> 00:20:10,229 Well, this isn't America. This is Indiana. 384 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,604 [audience applauds] 385 00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:12,729 All right. 386 00:20:16,229 --> 00:20:19,021 Just to be clear, this is America 387 00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:22,479 and everyone gets to have an opinion-- Oh, just like you. 388 00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:23,979 [microphone feedback squeals] 389 00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:29,687 My son will not be forced to go to a homosexual prom. 390 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,937 [audience applauds] 391 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,104 Thank you, Beverly! Thank you! 392 00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:37,687 Again, it is not a homosexual prom. It is an inclusive prom… 393 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:40,104 -With homosexuals. -You don't have to attend-- 394 00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,104 You don't have to attend if you don't want to. 395 00:20:43,187 --> 00:20:46,854 Look… I… I'm sorry you're upset, 396 00:20:46,937 --> 00:20:51,146 but the organization of the prom is within the purview of the student council. 397 00:20:51,229 --> 00:20:54,312 Let's hear what they have to say. Alyssa? 398 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:56,937 -Uh… Okay. -[scattered applause] 399 00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,104 [feedback whines] 400 00:20:58,687 --> 00:21:01,854 Well, we want prom to go on, obviously. 401 00:21:04,146 --> 00:21:07,396 It's supposed to be a celebration of all students-- 402 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,479 Okay. No, thank you. It's fine, everyone. 403 00:21:09,562 --> 00:21:14,229 Sweetheart, I'm so sorry, but this is not a student matter. 404 00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:19,771 This is about government… tearing our community apart. 405 00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:20,687 [audience cheering] 406 00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:24,771 It's about big government taking away our freedom of choice. 407 00:21:24,854 --> 00:21:26,229 [Principal Hawkins] Okay. Okay. 408 00:21:26,312 --> 00:21:29,104 This is not about government intervention. 409 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,021 Emma, what is this about? 410 00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:34,604 I just want to go to prom like any other kid. 411 00:21:34,687 --> 00:21:37,062 [Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. But you can't. 412 00:21:37,146 --> 00:21:40,104 She can't, and that's why the courts are involved. 413 00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:41,396 Ask yourself. 414 00:21:42,271 --> 00:21:46,146 What exactly is it that you find so frightening about gay people? 415 00:21:46,229 --> 00:21:48,896 -[door crashes opens] -[Barry] Hold it! Stop! Stop! 416 00:21:48,979 --> 00:21:50,146 Hold it! 417 00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:53,854 -[indistinct chatter] -What you are doing here is wrong. 418 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,437 I'm sorry. Who are you? 419 00:21:56,521 --> 00:21:59,271 Where is our girl? Where's Emma? Emma! 420 00:21:59,354 --> 00:22:00,729 I'm Emma. 421 00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:05,771 Emma, my name is Barry, and I'm here to tell you that you are not alone. 422 00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:09,271 Okay? I am as gay as a bucket of wigs. 423 00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:11,437 -[audience clamoring] -[loudly] A bucket of them! 424 00:22:11,521 --> 00:22:14,604 And we are here from New York City and we are gonna save you. 425 00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:16,354 Tomorrow, we will hold a rally. 426 00:22:16,437 --> 00:22:19,354 -There'll be banners and choreography. -Excuse me. 427 00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:22,562 -Excuse me! -[Barry] Shame! Shame! 428 00:22:22,646 --> 00:22:25,146 [loudly] Excuse me! 429 00:22:25,729 --> 00:22:26,646 [exhales sharply] 430 00:22:27,229 --> 00:22:30,437 What is going on? Who are you people? 431 00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:32,271 We are liberals from Broadway. 432 00:22:32,354 --> 00:22:33,437 [indistinct chatter] 433 00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:34,646 Oh, shut up! 434 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:38,479 We are here to open your hearts and your minds. 435 00:22:38,562 --> 00:22:41,271 The five of us are gonna teach you… 436 00:22:41,854 --> 00:22:43,312 -Where's Dee Dee? -You'll see. 437 00:22:44,854 --> 00:22:46,604 -All right. -[intense music playing] 438 00:22:50,271 --> 00:22:52,729 Oh, my God. That's Dee Dee Allen. 439 00:22:52,812 --> 00:22:57,187 ♪ I want to tell the people of… ♪ 440 00:22:58,021 --> 00:23:00,229 ♪ Whatever this town's called ♪ 441 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:04,437 ♪ I know what's going on here ♪ 442 00:23:04,521 --> 00:23:07,896 ♪ And frankly, I'm appalled ♪ 443 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:13,604 ♪ I read three quarters of a news story And knew I had to come ♪ 444 00:23:13,687 --> 00:23:19,854 ♪ And unless I am doing The Miracle Worker ♪ 445 00:23:22,146 --> 00:23:25,271 ♪ I… ♪ 446 00:23:25,354 --> 00:23:28,854 ♪ Won't play blind ♪ 447 00:23:28,937 --> 00:23:32,729 ♪ Deaf and dumb ♪ 448 00:23:34,854 --> 00:23:37,146 ♪ Listen, you bigoted monsters ♪ 449 00:23:37,229 --> 00:23:39,896 ♪ Just who do you think you are? ♪ 450 00:23:39,979 --> 00:23:42,437 ♪ Your prejudice and your oppression ♪ 451 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,646 ♪ Won't get past this Broadway star ♪ 452 00:23:45,729 --> 00:23:50,896 ♪ Stealing the rights of a girl Who is an LGBQ teen ♪ 453 00:23:50,979 --> 00:23:55,604 ♪ I've been far too angry to google What those letters mean ♪ 454 00:23:56,604 --> 00:24:01,854 ♪ But it's not about me, It's about poor… ♪ 455 00:24:01,937 --> 00:24:06,146 -Emma! -♪ Emma, for can't you see ♪ 456 00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:08,479 ♪ The raw deal she's been dealt? ♪ 457 00:24:09,062 --> 00:24:12,021 ♪ So hear my plea ♪ 458 00:24:12,104 --> 00:24:14,896 ♪ Or here's your next dilemma ♪ 459 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:18,562 ♪ How do you silence a woman Who's known for her belt? ♪ 460 00:24:18,646 --> 00:24:19,771 Sing it, Eleanor! 461 00:24:20,896 --> 00:24:24,479 ♪ Her belt! ♪ 462 00:24:24,562 --> 00:24:26,146 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 463 00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:28,271 Get them out of here now! 464 00:24:28,354 --> 00:24:30,354 ♪ Go on and threaten to riot ♪ 465 00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:32,812 ♪ It won't faze me in the least ♪ 466 00:24:33,562 --> 00:24:35,979 ♪ I understand furious townsfolk ♪ 467 00:24:36,062 --> 00:24:38,729 ♪ I did Beauty and the Beast ♪ 468 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,021 ♪ I'm no stranger to slander ♪ 469 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:44,396 ♪ So, my dear, you're not alone ♪ 470 00:24:44,479 --> 00:24:48,937 ♪ The Post once said I was too old to play Eva Perón ♪ 471 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,146 No. 472 00:24:50,229 --> 00:24:53,437 ♪ Eva Perón! ♪ 473 00:24:53,521 --> 00:24:56,271 ♪ But it is not about me ♪ 474 00:24:56,354 --> 00:24:59,271 ♪ It's Emma's story, damn it! ♪ 475 00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:02,437 ♪ Equality ♪ 476 00:25:02,521 --> 00:25:05,187 ♪ Should be this country's norm ♪ 477 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:08,562 ♪ No photography ♪ 478 00:25:08,646 --> 00:25:11,062 ♪ Unless you Instagram it ♪ 479 00:25:11,604 --> 00:25:15,187 ♪ Use hashtag Dee Dee Takes Local Yokels by Storm ♪ 480 00:25:16,437 --> 00:25:18,104 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 481 00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:19,187 [chuckles] That's cute. 482 00:25:19,271 --> 00:25:21,729 ♪ I didn't come here to make a scene ♪ 483 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,229 ♪ But I know how Emma's heart aches ♪ 484 00:25:24,812 --> 00:25:27,437 ♪ And this is how actors intervene ♪ 485 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,771 ♪ With fiery songs and dance breaks ♪ 486 00:25:32,521 --> 00:25:33,854 [yelps] 487 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:52,937 ♪ But it's not about me ♪ 488 00:25:53,021 --> 00:25:55,896 ♪ Although I'm rich and famous ♪ 489 00:25:55,979 --> 00:26:00,896 ♪ Publicity is not my final goal ♪ 490 00:26:00,979 --> 00:26:02,396 ♪ Call security! ♪ 491 00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:08,021 ♪ You needn't be Some backwoods ignoramus ♪ 492 00:26:08,104 --> 00:26:10,396 ♪ Join me and we'll start fighting ♪ 493 00:26:10,479 --> 00:26:12,312 ♪ Could I get softer lighting? ♪ 494 00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:14,562 ♪ Wait, this is… ♪ 495 00:26:14,646 --> 00:26:20,062 -♪ Not… ♪ -♪ Not… ♪ 496 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,937 -♪ About me! ♪ -♪ This is not about… ♪ 497 00:26:22,021 --> 00:26:24,562 -♪ What is happening? ♪ -♪ This is not about… ♪ 498 00:26:24,646 --> 00:26:25,812 ♪ What is happening? ♪ 499 00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:27,271 ♪ This is not about… ♪ 500 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:31,312 ♪ It is all about, uh, Emma ♪ 501 00:26:31,396 --> 00:26:34,104 ♪ And not about… ♪ 502 00:26:34,729 --> 00:26:39,604 ♪ Me! ♪ 503 00:26:42,687 --> 00:26:45,312 Who was responsible for that? Was it you? 504 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:48,396 Me? No, I have no idea what just happened in there. 505 00:26:48,479 --> 00:26:52,396 Strangers burst in hurling insults at the parents, and you do nothing. 506 00:26:52,479 --> 00:26:54,812 What kind of school are you running here, Mr. Hawkins? 507 00:26:54,896 --> 00:26:56,604 [sighs] 508 00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:04,104 Excuse me, Miss Allen. I'm Tom. Tom Hawkins. 509 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:08,354 I am the principal and I just, um… What are you doing? 510 00:27:08,437 --> 00:27:10,604 We have come to show this community 511 00:27:10,687 --> 00:27:14,229 that gay people and gay-positive icons, such as myself, 512 00:27:14,312 --> 00:27:16,812 [inhales] are made of the same flesh and blood as they are. 513 00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:17,771 Uh-huh. 514 00:27:17,854 --> 00:27:21,854 If they don't have gay people here, why is my Scruff going crazy right now? 515 00:27:21,937 --> 00:27:23,354 We're not monsters. 516 00:27:24,104 --> 00:27:26,312 We're cultural disruptors. [chuckles] 517 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,271 I'm a fan. 518 00:27:31,687 --> 00:27:35,104 -Really? -Yeah. Yes, I am. [giggles] 519 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,021 [gasps] 520 00:27:36,729 --> 00:27:41,604 [chuckles] What kind of a fan? Big fan? Small fan? Scary stabby fan? 521 00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:44,146 You could say that I'm a big fan. Yes. 522 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:48,937 Really? That's so surprising because you're not my usual demographic. 523 00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:51,021 -You mean Black? -No, straight. 524 00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:54,062 You are straight, right? 525 00:27:54,146 --> 00:27:57,271 Yes. I am. Straight people like Broadway too. 526 00:27:57,354 --> 00:28:01,229 [chuckles] I've heard that. Always thought it was a fairy tale. 527 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:05,521 -[chuckles] So to speak. -[chuckles] So to speak. Well, it's true. 528 00:28:05,604 --> 00:28:07,562 Um, I've been a fan since I saw you 529 00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:09,562 in the show for which you won your first Tony. 530 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:12,604 -No! You saw Swallow the Moon? -I did. 531 00:28:12,687 --> 00:28:16,979 The number at the top of the second act, "The Lady's Improving"? Chills. 532 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:19,854 [chuckles] That song made me a star. 533 00:28:19,937 --> 00:28:21,396 It made me a fan. 534 00:28:21,479 --> 00:28:24,146 -Uh, Dee Dee, we gotta make haste. -Okay. 535 00:28:24,229 --> 00:28:26,979 Uh, Miss Allen, I just… This is a very delicate situation. 536 00:28:27,062 --> 00:28:29,979 I'm asking you and your friends to back off for a few days. 537 00:28:30,479 --> 00:28:32,312 -Back off? -Yeah. 538 00:28:32,937 --> 00:28:35,437 Backing off is exactly what we're not going to do. 539 00:28:35,521 --> 00:28:39,521 I see what's happening here. You're trying to disarm me with flattery. 540 00:28:39,604 --> 00:28:43,687 It's not going to work, Tom. Flattery makes me stronger. 541 00:28:43,771 --> 00:28:45,646 Fuels my ego. 542 00:29:03,646 --> 00:29:06,562 -[Alyssa] That was insane. -I know. 543 00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:08,979 -I'm really freaking out. -Don't freak out. 544 00:29:09,062 --> 00:29:10,937 We have a plan, remember? 545 00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:13,437 We're gonna get dressed up and go to prom 546 00:29:13,521 --> 00:29:17,271 and be together in public, not hide anymore. 547 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,187 Are you sure about this? 548 00:29:19,979 --> 00:29:22,271 There's only one thing I'm sure about. 549 00:29:23,146 --> 00:29:25,979 ♪ I don't want to start a riot ♪ 550 00:29:26,062 --> 00:29:29,021 ♪ I don't want to blaze a trail ♪ 551 00:29:29,104 --> 00:29:32,562 ♪ I don't want to be a symbol ♪ 552 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:35,604 ♪ Or a cautionary tale ♪ 553 00:29:35,687 --> 00:29:38,771 ♪ I don't want to be a scapegoat ♪ 554 00:29:38,854 --> 00:29:42,271 ♪ For people to oppose ♪ 555 00:29:42,354 --> 00:29:45,437 ♪ What I want is simple ♪ 556 00:29:45,521 --> 00:29:50,729 ♪ As far as wanting goes ♪ 557 00:29:50,812 --> 00:29:55,437 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 558 00:29:55,521 --> 00:29:58,312 -♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ -[laughing] 559 00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:01,479 ♪ And dance with you ♪ 560 00:30:01,562 --> 00:30:04,229 ♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪ 561 00:30:04,312 --> 00:30:07,562 ♪ And when we're through ♪ 562 00:30:07,646 --> 00:30:10,271 ♪ No one can convince us ♪ 563 00:30:10,354 --> 00:30:13,604 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 564 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:18,021 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 565 00:30:18,104 --> 00:30:22,521 ♪ And a song ♪ 566 00:30:23,312 --> 00:30:24,354 [Alyssa laughs] 567 00:30:25,437 --> 00:30:28,312 ♪ I don't need a big production ♪ 568 00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:31,021 ♪ Streamers hanging in the air ♪ 569 00:30:31,104 --> 00:30:34,312 ♪ I don't need to spend the night with ♪ 570 00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:37,146 ♪ Confetti in my hair ♪ 571 00:30:37,229 --> 00:30:40,271 -[laughing] -♪ I don't need a room of people ♪ 572 00:30:40,354 --> 00:30:43,896 ♪ That I don't really know ♪ 573 00:30:43,979 --> 00:30:46,187 ♪ I just want to hold you ♪ 574 00:30:46,271 --> 00:30:50,687 ♪ And never let you go! ♪ 575 00:30:50,771 --> 00:30:55,354 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 576 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:58,146 ♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ 577 00:30:58,229 --> 00:31:01,146 ♪ And dance with you ♪ 578 00:31:01,229 --> 00:31:03,896 ♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪ 579 00:31:03,979 --> 00:31:07,271 ♪ And when we're through… ♪ 580 00:31:07,354 --> 00:31:09,812 ♪ No one can convince us ♪ 581 00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:12,854 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 582 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:17,312 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 583 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:21,021 ♪ And a song ♪ 584 00:31:21,771 --> 00:31:22,771 [car honks] 585 00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:25,271 It's my mom. I gotta go. 586 00:31:26,104 --> 00:31:27,104 Okay. 587 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:29,854 Bye… 588 00:31:32,771 --> 00:31:37,104 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 589 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,146 ♪ And… ♪ 590 00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:45,854 ♪ A song ♪ 591 00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:56,562 [Dee Dee groans] Oh, God. 592 00:31:57,271 --> 00:31:58,104 [groans] 593 00:31:58,812 --> 00:32:00,437 It's worse than the bus. 594 00:32:01,146 --> 00:32:03,479 [Angie] At least it's quieter. Huh? 595 00:32:04,062 --> 00:32:06,354 I need a drink. [exhales] 596 00:32:06,437 --> 00:32:08,146 -[bell dings] -Hello? 597 00:32:09,979 --> 00:32:13,479 Oh. Dickinson, four rooms. I called yesterday. 598 00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:15,646 Four rooms of varying size 599 00:32:15,729 --> 00:32:18,521 to reflect the hierarchy of the company, right? [chuckles] 600 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,104 Where is my suite? 601 00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:23,271 We don't have a suite. 602 00:32:28,104 --> 00:32:30,187 -Now do you have a suite? -Oh! 603 00:32:30,937 --> 00:32:34,187 No, we don't have any suites. All the rooms are the same. 604 00:32:34,271 --> 00:32:36,437 -[Dee Dee sighs] -[Angie] Oh! 605 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:37,979 Surely you know who I am. 606 00:32:38,062 --> 00:32:41,312 At the very least, I would like a room next to the spa. 607 00:32:41,396 --> 00:32:43,187 Uh, there's no spa. 608 00:32:43,771 --> 00:32:46,979 Angie, what is this place? We're all gonna get stabbed and stuffed. 609 00:32:47,062 --> 00:32:49,604 -You know that, right? -Orbitz gave it three stars! 610 00:32:49,687 --> 00:32:50,521 [sighs] 611 00:32:51,771 --> 00:32:54,062 Do you have any cabins? 612 00:32:54,687 --> 00:32:56,396 No, we don't have any cabins. 613 00:33:04,979 --> 00:33:07,437 -How about now? -[laughing] What is that? 614 00:33:07,521 --> 00:33:09,771 It's a Drama Desk. You know what it is. 615 00:33:10,437 --> 00:33:13,229 -[whispering] I vomited in the bus again. -[Angie] Mmm. 616 00:33:13,312 --> 00:33:15,146 Can I see the hotel doctor, please? 617 00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:16,979 Oh, my God, it's you. 618 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,562 I can't believe it. It's actually you. 619 00:33:19,646 --> 00:33:22,896 You're the guy from Talk to the Hand. It's on every night at 9:00 after-- 620 00:33:22,979 --> 00:33:26,562 -Can I have my room, please? -Okay, let's get started. All right? 621 00:33:26,646 --> 00:33:28,771 -Let's change some minds. -[Angie] Uh… 622 00:33:28,854 --> 00:33:29,979 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 623 00:33:30,062 --> 00:33:32,479 -[Angie] Oh! A wishing well! -[Dee Dee gasps] 624 00:33:32,562 --> 00:33:34,354 Make a wish, Dee Dee. 625 00:33:34,437 --> 00:33:36,062 Death. I wish for death. 626 00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:40,062 Okay, Sheldon's working on a venue. Now, how's the song? 627 00:33:40,146 --> 00:33:44,854 Uh, about that. I was misled by my representation. 628 00:33:44,937 --> 00:33:48,646 Mr. Sondheim is not a fan of my Sweeney Todd. 629 00:33:48,729 --> 00:33:51,229 -Quite the opposite, actually. -[Barry] Oh, my God… 630 00:33:51,312 --> 00:33:54,146 Jesus, Trent, you screwed us. 631 00:33:54,229 --> 00:33:58,646 Don't worry. I wrote something myself. Yeah. 632 00:34:00,854 --> 00:34:02,979 It's quite rousing, 633 00:34:03,062 --> 00:34:05,979 and in a very humane key. 634 00:34:06,062 --> 00:34:08,396 The Godspell kids will back us up, 635 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:11,646 and they have their own costumes. You're welcome. 636 00:34:13,229 --> 00:34:16,187 -Oh, my God. [giggles] -Yeah! 637 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:18,146 -This is awful. -[giggles] 638 00:34:18,229 --> 00:34:20,521 We can't perform this. They'll boo us off the stage. 639 00:34:20,604 --> 00:34:24,062 No, all we need is a simple message that tugs at the heartstrings 640 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:25,354 and a little pageantry. 641 00:34:25,437 --> 00:34:28,646 -We have everything we need right here. -Except a venue. 642 00:34:28,729 --> 00:34:30,687 O ye of little faith. 643 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:35,396 [chuckles] I got one! And a crowd of 2,500 guaranteed. 644 00:34:35,479 --> 00:34:38,104 -What? -That's amazing! 645 00:34:38,187 --> 00:34:40,562 What is it? One of those beautiful Antebellum theaters? 646 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:42,479 No, it's, uh… 647 00:34:43,229 --> 00:34:44,229 an arena. 648 00:34:46,021 --> 00:34:47,521 An arena? 649 00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:50,646 -[engines roaring] -[loud rock music playing] 650 00:35:03,479 --> 00:35:05,312 So it's come to this. 651 00:35:09,896 --> 00:35:11,604 [engine revving] 652 00:35:15,979 --> 00:35:17,687 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 653 00:35:18,521 --> 00:35:22,312 Truckosaurus, the car-eating robot dinosaur, 654 00:35:22,396 --> 00:35:25,354 will not be your half-time entertainment today. 655 00:35:25,437 --> 00:35:28,479 Instead, we have some guests who've come from New York 656 00:35:28,562 --> 00:35:30,687 to sing us a song about intolerance. 657 00:35:30,771 --> 00:35:32,271 -[crowd jeering] -Hi there. 658 00:35:32,354 --> 00:35:36,229 I'm Trent Oliver, actor, activist… 659 00:35:37,146 --> 00:35:38,896 and Juilliard graduate. 660 00:35:38,979 --> 00:35:41,646 Emma, this one's for you. 661 00:35:41,729 --> 00:35:44,146 [instrumental music playing] 662 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:52,729 ♪ Flowers accept the rain And grow more beautiful ♪ 663 00:35:54,229 --> 00:35:57,062 ♪ Babies accept their mother's breast ♪ 664 00:35:57,146 --> 00:35:59,646 ♪ So they can grow strong ♪ 665 00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:05,062 ♪ I accept that I was born A handsome man ♪ 666 00:36:05,521 --> 00:36:06,646 [man boos] 667 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:11,854 ♪ So join with me And sing this acceptance song ♪ 668 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:15,854 ♪ Let us accept one another ♪ 669 00:36:15,937 --> 00:36:18,479 ♪ I know it's truly hard ♪ 670 00:36:19,562 --> 00:36:22,229 ♪ We're sister and brother ♪ 671 00:36:22,312 --> 00:36:25,604 ♪ Here's what I learned at Juilliard ♪ 672 00:36:25,687 --> 00:36:28,729 -[audience booing] -♪ Bigotry's not big of me ♪ 673 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,396 ♪ And it's not big of you ♪ 674 00:36:32,104 --> 00:36:34,854 ♪ Let's all work together ♪ 675 00:36:34,937 --> 00:36:39,437 ♪ To make rainbow dreams come true ♪ 676 00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:43,562 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, two-time Tony Award winner, Miss Dee Dee Allen. 677 00:36:43,646 --> 00:36:47,021 -Trent, I could rip your face off. -I'm sorry. 678 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:49,854 [Barry] You made me fail. I am so sick of failing. 679 00:36:49,937 --> 00:36:51,271 What do we do now? 680 00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:52,396 We leave. 681 00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:56,312 -First we kill Trent, then we leave. -What about the girl? 682 00:36:56,396 --> 00:36:58,604 -[Dee Dee sighs] -[Principal Hawkins] Hello, everyone… 683 00:36:59,812 --> 00:37:03,479 We have some news. Emma and I wanted to be the ones to tell you, 684 00:37:03,562 --> 00:37:07,771 thanks to pressure from the state's attorney's office, prom is back on! 685 00:37:07,854 --> 00:37:09,729 -[Barry] What? -Prom is back on! [squeals] 686 00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:11,687 -[all cheering] -We did it! 687 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:12,646 Yay! 688 00:37:12,729 --> 00:37:16,062 See? We're not narcissists. 689 00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,437 Just to be clear, uh, it's not because of you… 690 00:37:18,521 --> 00:37:19,729 Well, maybe it was. 691 00:37:19,812 --> 00:37:23,021 I mean, everybody started freaking out when you got here. 692 00:37:23,104 --> 00:37:26,812 The lawyer might've had legal power, but you really scared people. 693 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,229 -[Angie] Aw! -We scared people! 694 00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:29,979 Important thing is, it's a victory. 695 00:37:30,062 --> 00:37:31,937 Now you get to go to prom like everybody else! 696 00:37:32,021 --> 00:37:34,146 -[Angie] Yes! -What are you gonna wear? 697 00:37:34,229 --> 00:37:38,062 I was thinking like a vintage tux and some high tops. 698 00:37:38,146 --> 00:37:40,104 I don't know. Does it matter? 699 00:37:41,771 --> 00:37:42,771 -Does it… -[scoffs] 700 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,896 [snickers] 701 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,187 -Honey… -Sweetheart, boo-boo. 702 00:37:49,271 --> 00:37:51,646 I don't know you, okay? And you don't know me, 703 00:37:51,729 --> 00:37:56,104 but I am begging you, let me dress you for the prom. 704 00:37:56,187 --> 00:37:57,771 -Okay? Yeah? -Okay. 705 00:37:57,854 --> 00:37:59,646 We're going to Saks. 706 00:37:59,729 --> 00:38:02,187 -Uh, there's no Saks here. -We have a Kmart! 707 00:38:02,271 --> 00:38:03,979 -A what? -A Kmart. 708 00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:08,229 -[laughs] -[Barry] Fine. 709 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,812 We'll check out the Reba McEntire collection at Kmart, 710 00:38:11,896 --> 00:38:12,937 do a little fashion show. 711 00:38:13,021 --> 00:38:16,646 Okay! Oh, can we do it tomorrow? We can meet at my place. 712 00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,896 I have to go and find out if I still have a date. 713 00:38:18,979 --> 00:38:20,896 Sure. I'll go ahead, do a pre-shop. 714 00:38:20,979 --> 00:38:23,479 Okay? Will you give me a ride in your pickup truck? 715 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:26,187 Are you saying that because I'm a lesbian, I drive a pickup? 716 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:28,729 -Well, do you? [chuckles] -Shut up. 717 00:38:28,812 --> 00:38:30,812 -[Sheldon] Anybody hungry? -[Angie] I could drink. 718 00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:33,937 -[Sheldon] What's around here? -I saw a Big Boy by the highway. 719 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:37,229 -[Sheldon] Ooh, they have a gay bar here? -[Angie] I love Big Boy. 720 00:38:37,312 --> 00:38:40,646 Oh, gay bar. Can't go. I'd be mobbed. 721 00:38:40,729 --> 00:38:42,229 -Oh! Of course. -[both chuckle] 722 00:38:46,562 --> 00:38:49,187 -So, it's nice to see Emma smile again. -Yes. 723 00:38:49,271 --> 00:38:50,896 She's had a rough go of it. 724 00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:53,437 I gathered that. Yeah. 725 00:38:53,521 --> 00:38:56,187 -Even before the prom controversy. -Oh? 726 00:38:56,271 --> 00:39:00,396 When she came out, her parents, well, they threw her out of the house. 727 00:39:01,771 --> 00:39:04,937 -Really? -Yeah. Yeah. She was 16. 728 00:39:05,562 --> 00:39:07,479 -It was, uh, pretty ugly. -Oh… 729 00:39:10,354 --> 00:39:12,021 Anyway, um… 730 00:39:12,937 --> 00:39:14,479 thank you for helping her… 731 00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:18,187 -Or trying to. -[both chuckle softly] 732 00:39:18,979 --> 00:39:20,146 [Dee Dee] Yeah… 733 00:39:23,854 --> 00:39:25,812 -Uh, Tom? -Yes, yeah? 734 00:39:26,604 --> 00:39:31,021 Is there a restaurant in town that has plates and cutlery and… 735 00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:33,854 Oh, uh, there's an Applebee's by the mall. 736 00:39:33,937 --> 00:39:34,771 [gasps] 737 00:39:37,604 --> 00:39:39,021 -Would you like to go? -Yes. 738 00:39:39,104 --> 00:39:42,687 Take me now to this Apples & Bees place. 739 00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:43,687 -[giggles] -All right. 740 00:39:43,771 --> 00:39:45,437 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 741 00:39:45,521 --> 00:39:46,771 How nice of you. 742 00:39:47,562 --> 00:39:49,312 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 743 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,021 -Guess what today is? -What? 744 00:39:52,104 --> 00:39:53,562 Promposal day! 745 00:39:53,646 --> 00:39:54,646 [boy 1] Hey, Kaylee! 746 00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:00,104 [all gasp] 747 00:40:00,646 --> 00:40:04,312 ♪ Since JV football, I've been adored ♪ 748 00:40:04,396 --> 00:40:07,479 ♪ Big man on campus but oh-so-bored ♪ 749 00:40:07,562 --> 00:40:09,854 ♪ My life was perfect ♪ 750 00:40:09,937 --> 00:40:11,396 ♪ But so routine ♪ 751 00:40:11,479 --> 00:40:16,312 ♪ I prayed for someone to intervene ♪ 752 00:40:16,396 --> 00:40:20,521 ♪ Then something new happened ♪ 753 00:40:20,604 --> 00:40:23,521 ♪ And turned my life around entirely ♪ 754 00:40:23,604 --> 00:40:27,771 ♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪ 755 00:40:27,854 --> 00:40:30,812 ♪ And look what happened to me ♪ 756 00:40:31,604 --> 00:40:34,187 ♪ So go to prom with me, Kaylee! ♪ 757 00:40:34,271 --> 00:40:36,771 -You're such an idiot. Yes! -[boy 1] Whoo! 758 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:39,521 [boy 2] Hey, Shelby, you're next. 759 00:40:41,312 --> 00:40:44,521 ♪ There's not one subject That I could pass ♪ 760 00:40:45,104 --> 00:40:48,562 ♪ Before you walked into My Spanish class ♪ 761 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,021 ♪ Was my heart pounding? ♪ 762 00:40:50,604 --> 00:40:51,729 ♪ I won't say no ♪ 763 00:40:51,812 --> 00:40:56,354 ♪ 'Cause life without you was no bueno ♪ 764 00:40:57,062 --> 00:41:00,771 ♪ Then something new happened ♪ 765 00:41:00,854 --> 00:41:04,271 ♪ And turned my life around entirely ♪ 766 00:41:04,354 --> 00:41:08,354 ♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪ 767 00:41:08,437 --> 00:41:11,271 ♪ And look what happened to me ♪ 768 00:41:12,146 --> 00:41:14,729 ♪ So go to prom with me, Shelby! ♪ 769 00:41:14,812 --> 00:41:16,437 Sí! Sí, señor! 770 00:41:17,104 --> 00:41:17,937 [all cheering] 771 00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:25,687 [Alyssa] You did it. No, you actually did it. 772 00:41:25,771 --> 00:41:27,604 We have a prom because of you. 773 00:41:27,687 --> 00:41:31,396 It's like a love bomb went off. I've seen six promposals today. 774 00:41:31,479 --> 00:41:34,729 People are gonna see us dancing together and kissing. 775 00:41:34,812 --> 00:41:37,146 It's gonna be impossible not to kiss you. 776 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:41,062 Oh, my God, and you know, what's my mom going to think? 777 00:41:41,146 --> 00:41:44,021 I mean, she'll be in public, so she can't totally freak out. 778 00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:48,312 It doesn't matter what she does. This is about us. 779 00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:52,229 This is about us finally being us. 780 00:41:52,812 --> 00:41:57,146 ♪ And no more hiding how we feel anymore ♪ 781 00:41:57,229 --> 00:42:00,229 ♪ I won't hide if you're by my side ♪ 782 00:42:00,312 --> 00:42:02,729 ♪ Now that the prom is back ♪ 783 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:06,979 ♪ On track ♪ 784 00:42:07,562 --> 00:42:11,146 ♪ And once we walk into that gym ♪ 785 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:14,896 ♪ Hand-in-hand ♪ 786 00:42:14,979 --> 00:42:17,479 ♪ It's pretty obvious ♪ 787 00:42:17,562 --> 00:42:20,021 ♪ There's no going back ♪ 788 00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,062 ♪ And that's a promise ♪ 789 00:42:27,562 --> 00:42:29,521 [Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins laughing] 790 00:42:29,604 --> 00:42:32,646 I save all of my money. I go to New York every summer. 791 00:42:32,729 --> 00:42:34,979 -I see as many Broadway shows as I can. -Oh. 792 00:42:35,062 --> 00:42:37,062 When I run out of money, I second act them. 793 00:42:37,146 --> 00:42:38,854 -Oh. -Don't tell anybody. 794 00:42:38,937 --> 00:42:40,687 -Bad! -[both chuckle] 795 00:42:41,479 --> 00:42:44,937 My point is, I've seen you many, many times. 796 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,229 Oh. 797 00:42:46,312 --> 00:42:47,937 Mr. Hawkins. 798 00:42:49,021 --> 00:42:50,312 Mrs. Greene. 799 00:42:50,396 --> 00:42:52,062 Hello. I'm Dee Dee Allen. 800 00:42:52,146 --> 00:42:53,896 -We haven't officially met. -No. 801 00:42:53,979 --> 00:42:56,271 -Hello. Dee Dee Allen. -We're aware. 802 00:42:57,854 --> 00:43:03,104 Ms. Allen, I'm sure that you are very well-versed in the ways of the world 803 00:43:03,187 --> 00:43:06,146 and Broadway in particular. That's a community. 804 00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:11,021 But you don't know us. You don't know this town and our values. 805 00:43:12,021 --> 00:43:15,646 No, well, I'm just here advocating on behalf of a young girl 806 00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:20,354 whose voice perhaps is not heard by some in the community. 807 00:43:20,937 --> 00:43:26,479 Yes. Well, perhaps you should stick to acting instead of activism. 808 00:43:28,521 --> 00:43:29,729 Enjoy your meal. 809 00:43:33,021 --> 00:43:33,854 [smacks lips] 810 00:43:34,729 --> 00:43:37,312 We didn't mean to make anything worse here. 811 00:43:37,396 --> 00:43:39,271 I appreciate everything that you're doing. 812 00:43:40,604 --> 00:43:42,146 Well, let's just drop it. 813 00:43:42,229 --> 00:43:43,062 Yeah. 814 00:43:43,896 --> 00:43:45,479 Tell me… [chuckles softly] 815 00:43:46,104 --> 00:43:48,354 I've never said this before to anyone. 816 00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:50,812 Tell me about you. 817 00:43:52,146 --> 00:43:54,021 -About me? -Yeah. 818 00:43:56,021 --> 00:43:58,979 I don't know. I'm just a small-town principal. 819 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:05,104 Uh, you know, it can be frustrating, but, uh, at least I have a job. 820 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:06,479 Yeah, lucky you. 821 00:44:06,562 --> 00:44:07,437 Single. 822 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,562 Sorry? 823 00:44:10,271 --> 00:44:12,521 I'm single. Just putting that out there. 824 00:44:13,104 --> 00:44:14,854 Really? [giggles] 825 00:44:16,437 --> 00:44:18,646 I'm surprised. 826 00:44:18,729 --> 00:44:21,021 Oh, well, I'm surprised you're surprised. 827 00:44:21,104 --> 00:44:23,646 [chuckles] The two things I'm most passionate about in the world 828 00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:26,312 are Broadway musicals and secondary school administration. 829 00:44:26,396 --> 00:44:27,312 Oh. 830 00:44:27,396 --> 00:44:31,979 I typed that into a dating website once, and a little message popped up that said, 831 00:44:32,062 --> 00:44:34,146 "You will have zero matches forever." 832 00:44:34,229 --> 00:44:36,354 [both chuckle] 833 00:44:37,021 --> 00:44:40,812 But you're so smart and you're really good-looking. 834 00:44:40,896 --> 00:44:42,271 -[clears throat] -Well, if I… 835 00:44:43,062 --> 00:44:44,146 [clears throat] Thank you. 836 00:44:45,396 --> 00:44:47,812 It's just, I look at people like you, 837 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:52,354 and I just think how lucky you are to be surrounded by your people. 838 00:44:52,437 --> 00:44:54,312 My wh-- My people? [chuckles] 839 00:44:54,396 --> 00:44:57,271 I wasn't born on Broadway. You know? 840 00:44:58,354 --> 00:45:00,646 I'm from Zelienople, Pennsylvania. 841 00:45:01,354 --> 00:45:03,354 Yeah, I grew up dirt poor. 842 00:45:04,062 --> 00:45:04,896 [clears throat] 843 00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:08,354 This whole… [rolls tongue] 844 00:45:09,062 --> 00:45:11,604 All this, I invented it. 845 00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:15,312 Yeah. I'm just a small-town girl and… 846 00:45:17,146 --> 00:45:19,021 -I had a big dream. -Hmm. 847 00:45:22,521 --> 00:45:25,062 Single, just putting it out there. 848 00:45:25,146 --> 00:45:26,479 [both chuckle] 849 00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:30,354 Well, I'm divorced. 850 00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:33,229 Oh, I think I read about that. Eddie Sharpe, the talk show host? 851 00:45:33,312 --> 00:45:34,979 Yeah, right. 852 00:45:35,062 --> 00:45:39,146 It lasted 15 heart-pulverizing years. 853 00:45:42,312 --> 00:45:46,396 I imagine it must be hard being Dee Dee Allen, being a Broadway star. 854 00:45:46,479 --> 00:45:49,062 You know, it is hard. 855 00:45:50,646 --> 00:45:53,021 Sometimes I think I really… I just want to quit. 856 00:45:53,104 --> 00:45:56,687 No. No, please, you can't-- You can't do that. 857 00:45:56,771 --> 00:45:58,229 [laughing] Why not? 858 00:45:58,812 --> 00:46:00,979 Because I need you to do what you do. 859 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:06,396 ♪ My days have little glamour ♪ 860 00:46:06,479 --> 00:46:08,854 ♪ Writing memos, making calls ♪ 861 00:46:08,937 --> 00:46:13,146 ♪ And wincing at the grammar Written on the bathroom walls ♪ 862 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:16,521 ♪ It's all school supplies And budget size ♪ 863 00:46:16,604 --> 00:46:19,021 ♪ And wading through red tape ♪ 864 00:46:20,271 --> 00:46:23,854 ♪ That's why I love the theater ♪ 865 00:46:23,937 --> 00:46:28,896 ♪ It's how I escape ♪ 866 00:46:30,104 --> 00:46:33,229 So, theater's a distraction. Is that what you mean? 867 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:37,104 A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal. 868 00:46:37,187 --> 00:46:40,354 ♪ We look to you ♪ 869 00:46:40,437 --> 00:46:42,854 ♪ To take us away ♪ 870 00:46:42,937 --> 00:46:45,437 ♪ From the soul-crushing jobs ♪ 871 00:46:45,521 --> 00:46:47,812 ♪ And emasculating pay ♪ 872 00:46:47,896 --> 00:46:50,354 ♪ When our lives come up short ♪ 873 00:46:50,437 --> 00:46:53,312 ♪ And our hopes are sad and few ♪ 874 00:46:53,396 --> 00:46:58,271 ♪ You whisk us off To someplace strange and new ♪ 875 00:47:01,146 --> 00:47:03,687 ♪ We look to you ♪ 876 00:47:03,771 --> 00:47:06,104 ♪ In good times and bad ♪ 877 00:47:06,187 --> 00:47:11,687 ♪ The worlds you create Make the real one seem less sad ♪ 878 00:47:11,771 --> 00:47:14,437 ♪ The curtain goes up ♪ 879 00:47:14,521 --> 00:47:16,646 ♪ And every now and then ♪ 880 00:47:16,729 --> 00:47:22,687 ♪ It feels as if we're coming home again ♪ 881 00:47:22,771 --> 00:47:27,979 ♪ Yes, coming home again ♪ 882 00:47:29,396 --> 00:47:31,604 ♪ We need a place to run to ♪ 883 00:47:31,687 --> 00:47:34,104 ♪ When everything goes wrong ♪ 884 00:47:34,187 --> 00:47:38,396 ♪ Where the answer to each problem Is to burst into a song ♪ 885 00:47:38,479 --> 00:47:40,896 ♪ And standard rules of logic ♪ 886 00:47:40,979 --> 00:47:43,896 ♪ Just simply don't apply ♪ 887 00:47:43,979 --> 00:47:46,854 ♪ When people dance in unison ♪ 888 00:47:46,937 --> 00:47:52,521 ♪ And no one wonders why ♪ 889 00:47:54,312 --> 00:47:57,604 [chuckles softly] You make it sound so beautiful. 890 00:47:58,646 --> 00:48:01,021 ♪ We look to you ♪ 891 00:48:01,104 --> 00:48:03,979 ♪ As strange as it seems ♪ 892 00:48:04,062 --> 00:48:06,271 ♪ When reality goes ♪ 893 00:48:06,354 --> 00:48:09,271 ♪ To scary new extremes ♪ 894 00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:12,354 ♪ So don't ever give up ♪ 895 00:48:12,437 --> 00:48:16,229 ♪ And this I guarantee ♪ 896 00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:22,521 ♪ Next time you think no one cares ♪ 897 00:48:22,604 --> 00:48:27,979 ♪ You can look ♪ 898 00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:34,229 ♪ To me ♪ 899 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:35,604 [audience cheering] 900 00:48:49,729 --> 00:48:52,646 -That's a nice picture. -Oh, it's terrible. 901 00:48:53,187 --> 00:48:57,021 Look at the backdrop. Clouds? What, are we flying? 902 00:48:57,104 --> 00:48:58,187 It's sweet. 903 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:00,021 Well… 904 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:04,271 you know, she needed proof she was still part of the family, 905 00:49:04,354 --> 00:49:07,771 and nothing says family like a Sears family portrait. 906 00:49:08,604 --> 00:49:11,479 -Is there booze in this? -There sure is. 907 00:49:11,562 --> 00:49:14,521 -[coughs] When you said lemonade… -Well, it's Indiana lemonade. 908 00:49:14,604 --> 00:49:18,562 Okay, it's official. I love you. You're the cool grandmother I never had. 909 00:49:19,396 --> 00:49:23,062 Hey, let me ask you something. What happened with Emma? 910 00:49:24,187 --> 00:49:25,271 [sighs] 911 00:49:25,771 --> 00:49:27,854 You're not a mother, so you can't know what it's like 912 00:49:27,937 --> 00:49:30,396 to see your own daughter give up her child. 913 00:49:30,479 --> 00:49:31,812 I'm sorry. 914 00:49:31,896 --> 00:49:36,021 When Emma came out, oh, they could not handle it. 915 00:49:39,062 --> 00:49:41,646 To bad parents and their broken progeny. 916 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:45,729 Although Emma is fine. She's a strong kid. 917 00:49:45,812 --> 00:49:46,646 [Barry] Mmm. 918 00:49:47,229 --> 00:49:48,979 Oh, I wasn't talking about her. 919 00:49:50,646 --> 00:49:52,896 What? You got kicked out too? 920 00:49:53,729 --> 00:49:56,146 Well, I left before they could do that. 921 00:49:59,187 --> 00:50:02,729 [Emma] So the only nice dress I have is this. 922 00:50:02,812 --> 00:50:03,687 Wow. 923 00:50:04,687 --> 00:50:08,396 Okay, I mean, yeah, yep, you could wear that to prom 924 00:50:08,479 --> 00:50:09,604 or keep it lying around 925 00:50:09,687 --> 00:50:12,104 in case there's a remake of Little House on the Prairie. 926 00:50:12,187 --> 00:50:14,896 Okay. That's it. I like him. 927 00:50:14,979 --> 00:50:17,479 Emma, please let me dress you for this prom. 928 00:50:17,562 --> 00:50:22,521 I don't know. This is all so crazy. What did you wear to your prom? 929 00:50:22,604 --> 00:50:25,937 Well, I was going to wear a silver tux, 930 00:50:26,562 --> 00:50:29,354 aqua accessories, the whole look. 931 00:50:29,437 --> 00:50:32,521 I waited outside, anxious to see my crush, 932 00:50:32,604 --> 00:50:35,354 but when I saw him with his date, I froze. 933 00:50:36,104 --> 00:50:37,437 I couldn't go in. 934 00:50:38,312 --> 00:50:40,312 I didn't have your courage. 935 00:50:41,312 --> 00:50:42,687 This isn't about me. 936 00:50:43,729 --> 00:50:45,062 This is about you. 937 00:50:45,146 --> 00:50:48,646 And I promise you are going to have the night of your life. 938 00:50:49,187 --> 00:50:50,521 What is your date wearing? 939 00:50:51,771 --> 00:50:52,771 I don't know. 940 00:50:54,354 --> 00:50:56,604 I've never been to her house before. 941 00:50:57,312 --> 00:50:58,937 Her mom doesn't know about us. 942 00:50:59,646 --> 00:51:01,104 How long have you been together? 943 00:51:01,937 --> 00:51:03,562 -A year and a half. -Oh, honey. 944 00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:07,271 But she's coming out tonight, big time. That's the plan. 945 00:51:09,229 --> 00:51:10,604 I'm really scared. 946 00:51:11,771 --> 00:51:13,187 Would you get over here? 947 00:51:13,937 --> 00:51:17,729 The point is you are brave. 948 00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:19,896 You made all this happen. 949 00:51:19,979 --> 00:51:23,062 When you walk into that gym tonight, you know what people are gonna see? 950 00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:25,896 They're going to see the bravest person on the planet. 951 00:51:25,979 --> 00:51:29,646 This is so hard. Does every girl go through this? 952 00:51:29,729 --> 00:51:31,646 Yes, all across town, 953 00:51:31,729 --> 00:51:35,146 girls are spraying on their tans and whitening their teeth, 954 00:51:35,229 --> 00:51:38,812 trying to look their best for the prom, but they're wasting their time 955 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:42,521 because they don't have the glow that you have right now. 956 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:47,396 I trust you completely, and that's kind of scary too. 957 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:50,062 Can we please go shop? Can we mall it? 958 00:51:50,812 --> 00:51:53,729 -Is that okay? -Yes, mall the hell out of it! 959 00:51:53,812 --> 00:51:55,354 -Let's go. -Okay! 960 00:51:55,437 --> 00:51:57,729 But get changed. This is disgusting. 961 00:52:02,646 --> 00:52:05,729 ♪ I can tell you're feeling wary ♪ 962 00:52:05,812 --> 00:52:08,687 ♪ But you can count on Uncle Barry ♪ 963 00:52:08,771 --> 00:52:12,771 ♪ He can turn this butchy duck Into a swan ♪ 964 00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:17,312 ♪ Your whole look could use a shake-up ♪ 965 00:52:17,896 --> 00:52:20,729 ♪ You can borrow all my makeup ♪ 966 00:52:20,812 --> 00:52:25,062 ♪ And the pair of Spanx I currently have on ♪ 967 00:52:25,146 --> 00:52:26,646 [Emma] I think I'll pass. 968 00:52:26,729 --> 00:52:29,771 ♪ Treat the whole world like your runway ♪ 969 00:52:29,854 --> 00:52:32,771 ♪ Make it fierce, but in a fun way ♪ 970 00:52:32,854 --> 00:52:37,354 ♪ Try to flip your hair like Cher And drag queens do ♪ 971 00:52:38,771 --> 00:52:41,937 ♪ And I don't mean to be rude, dear ♪ 972 00:52:42,021 --> 00:52:45,229 ♪ But you could use some attitude, dear ♪ 973 00:52:45,312 --> 00:52:47,979 ♪ Let's show the school That tonight belongs ♪ 974 00:52:48,062 --> 00:52:51,229 ♪ To you ♪ 975 00:52:51,312 --> 00:52:54,312 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 976 00:52:54,396 --> 00:52:57,229 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 977 00:52:57,312 --> 00:53:02,646 ♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪ 978 00:53:03,271 --> 00:53:06,104 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 979 00:53:06,187 --> 00:53:09,312 ♪ It's time that you own it ♪ 980 00:53:09,396 --> 00:53:13,312 ♪ Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you ♪ 981 00:53:13,396 --> 00:53:14,229 It fits! 982 00:53:14,937 --> 00:53:17,979 Now, whatever we choose, you've gotta remember to sell it. 983 00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:19,312 How do I do that? 984 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,604 Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate. 985 00:53:22,396 --> 00:53:25,312 ♪ You might find this disconcerting ♪ 986 00:53:25,396 --> 00:53:28,229 ♪ But ole Barry's done some flirting ♪ 987 00:53:28,312 --> 00:53:32,354 ♪ Try to bat your eyes Smize each time you grin ♪ 988 00:53:34,187 --> 00:53:37,271 ♪ I can guess your whole agenda ♪ 989 00:53:37,354 --> 00:53:40,396 ♪ You be Elphie, I'm Galinda ♪ 990 00:53:40,479 --> 00:53:45,979 ♪ It's makeover time So why not just give in? ♪ 991 00:53:46,062 --> 00:53:46,896 Come on! 992 00:53:46,979 --> 00:53:49,771 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 993 00:53:49,854 --> 00:53:52,771 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 994 00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:58,479 ♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪ 995 00:53:58,562 --> 00:54:01,062 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 996 00:54:01,646 --> 00:54:03,604 ♪ It's time that I own it! ♪ 997 00:54:03,687 --> 00:54:04,854 Yes, ma'am! 998 00:54:04,937 --> 00:54:09,187 ♪ Let's make it clear That tonight belongs to you ♪ 999 00:54:09,271 --> 00:54:10,271 What? 1000 00:54:10,354 --> 00:54:14,146 ♪ Belongs to me! ♪ 1001 00:54:14,229 --> 00:54:16,812 Oh, God, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1002 00:54:16,896 --> 00:54:19,479 I know. She almost ruined it for all of us. 1003 00:54:19,562 --> 00:54:21,687 Well, what goes around comes around. 1004 00:54:21,771 --> 00:54:24,562 -You look hot. -You look so hot. 1005 00:54:25,854 --> 00:54:28,937 ♪ Well, I hate to sound conceited ♪ 1006 00:54:29,021 --> 00:54:32,687 ♪ But the boys get overheated ♪ 1007 00:54:32,771 --> 00:54:36,437 ♪ When I strike a pose or two like thus ♪ 1008 00:54:38,396 --> 00:54:41,562 ♪ And you have to hand it to me ♪ 1009 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:44,896 ♪ I mean, even I would do me ♪ 1010 00:54:44,979 --> 00:54:47,812 ♪ Let's show the world tonight belongs ♪ 1011 00:54:47,896 --> 00:54:51,479 ♪ To us ♪ 1012 00:54:51,562 --> 00:54:53,771 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1013 00:54:54,854 --> 00:54:56,604 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1014 00:54:57,604 --> 00:55:01,354 ♪ Excuse me while I state the obvious ♪ 1015 00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:06,104 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 1016 00:55:06,729 --> 00:55:09,437 ♪ It's time that we own it ♪ 1017 00:55:10,062 --> 00:55:13,729 ♪ And make it clear That tonight belongs to us ♪ 1018 00:55:16,687 --> 00:55:19,604 Alyssa, you look so beautiful. 1019 00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:22,312 You should always wear your hair like this. 1020 00:55:22,396 --> 00:55:23,729 -Mom. -Yeah? 1021 00:55:23,812 --> 00:55:26,146 I just want you to know what's gonna happen tonight. 1022 00:55:26,229 --> 00:55:28,562 No. Can we not spoil this, please? 1023 00:55:28,646 --> 00:55:32,437 I have worked so hard for tonight. I have a right to enjoy it too. 1024 00:55:33,021 --> 00:55:36,437 You are going to have a wonderful prom like a normal girl. 1025 00:55:36,521 --> 00:55:40,229 -I've made sure of that. -What is that supposed to mean? 1026 00:55:41,646 --> 00:55:44,354 ♪ I don't like When strangers get in my way ♪ 1027 00:55:44,437 --> 00:55:47,437 ♪ Or anyone who messes with the PTA ♪ 1028 00:55:47,521 --> 00:55:49,854 ♪ Well, maybe that's just me ♪ 1029 00:55:49,937 --> 00:55:53,979 ♪ But trust me Fixing little problems is what I do ♪ 1030 00:55:54,062 --> 00:55:56,937 ♪ Now everyone is happy I promise you ♪ 1031 00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:02,187 ♪ And I would never Miss a night like this ♪ 1032 00:56:02,271 --> 00:56:03,521 ♪ Alyssa ♪ 1033 00:56:03,604 --> 00:56:06,396 ♪ You're my superstar ♪ 1034 00:56:06,479 --> 00:56:11,562 ♪ Now get your ass in the car ♪ 1035 00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:14,146 [upbeat dance music playing] 1036 00:56:14,229 --> 00:56:15,979 [crowd cheering] 1037 00:56:43,354 --> 00:56:46,062 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1038 00:56:47,062 --> 00:56:49,646 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1039 00:56:50,479 --> 00:56:56,812 ♪ Excuse me while I state the obvious ♪ 1040 00:56:57,562 --> 00:57:01,312 ♪ Go big or you've blown it ♪ 1041 00:57:01,396 --> 00:57:04,396 ♪ It's time that we own it ♪ 1042 00:57:05,396 --> 00:57:09,021 ♪ And make it clear That tonight belongs to ♪ 1043 00:57:09,104 --> 00:57:12,771 ♪ Make it clear that tonight belongs to ♪ 1044 00:57:12,854 --> 00:57:19,021 ♪ Make it clear that tonight belongs ♪ 1045 00:57:22,687 --> 00:57:25,354 [Barry] Wait there. I'll get the door. Okay? Okay. 1046 00:57:25,437 --> 00:57:26,687 [Dee Dee squeals] 1047 00:57:26,771 --> 00:57:28,979 -Are you ready? -We're ready. We can't wait. 1048 00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:32,187 -Here, hold this. I wanna get the picture. -Okay. here we go. 1049 00:57:32,271 --> 00:57:34,187 -[Sheldon] Wow. -[Dee Dee] Oh, my God! 1050 00:57:34,271 --> 00:57:36,854 -[gasps] Look at you! -[Dee Dee squeals] 1051 00:57:36,937 --> 00:57:38,229 You look amazing! 1052 00:57:38,312 --> 00:57:40,312 [Emma] Are you sure it's not too girly? 1053 00:57:40,396 --> 00:57:44,646 Aw. No, it's just the right amount of girly. 1054 00:57:45,437 --> 00:57:47,062 -You did well. -Right? 1055 00:57:47,562 --> 00:57:48,646 Hey, where's your date? 1056 00:57:48,729 --> 00:57:52,187 We're meeting in the gym. She's still a little shy about all this. 1057 00:57:53,312 --> 00:57:55,812 Well, this is where we leave you. 1058 00:57:55,896 --> 00:57:57,854 -[Angie laughs] -Our work here is done. 1059 00:57:58,979 --> 00:58:01,562 You go. You have the time of your life. 1060 00:58:01,646 --> 00:58:04,229 Can you walk me in? I'm a little nervous. 1061 00:58:04,979 --> 00:58:08,062 Of course. Hey, hold on tight. 1062 00:58:08,146 --> 00:58:09,104 -Ready? -Yep. 1063 00:58:09,187 --> 00:58:11,187 -Clutch in this hand. -Oh, sorry! 1064 00:58:11,271 --> 00:58:12,104 Aw. 1065 00:58:12,646 --> 00:58:13,646 Come on. 1066 00:58:13,729 --> 00:58:15,937 -[Trent] Who wants punch? -[Angie] Only if it's spiked. 1067 00:58:16,021 --> 00:58:19,521 The walk away. The cute little truck. 1068 00:58:20,104 --> 00:58:21,396 [camera shutter clicking] 1069 00:58:29,479 --> 00:58:31,187 -[Emma] We're doin' it! -[Barry] Go ahead. 1070 00:58:39,104 --> 00:58:40,229 [Emma] What's going on? 1071 00:58:40,312 --> 00:58:42,146 I'm putting the pieces together. Gimme a sec. 1072 00:58:42,229 --> 00:58:45,104 -[Barry] What is happening? -[Emma] Where is everybody? 1073 00:58:45,187 --> 00:58:49,854 Something is really wrong. The whole parking lot is completely empty. 1074 00:58:49,937 --> 00:58:52,729 [Sheldon] God. What's the theme of this prom? Death row? 1075 00:58:52,812 --> 00:58:55,854 Mr. Hawkins, where are all the kids? I don't understand. 1076 00:58:56,437 --> 00:58:58,521 Mom, what's happening? Why aren't we at the gym? 1077 00:58:58,604 --> 00:59:02,437 At the last minute, there was a problem, so we had to change venues. 1078 00:59:02,521 --> 00:59:04,396 No, Mom, what's going on? 1079 00:59:04,479 --> 00:59:07,104 The courts told the PTA they had to hold an inclusive prom. 1080 00:59:07,187 --> 00:59:11,062 Don't worry. It's fine. We did what we were required to do. 1081 00:59:11,146 --> 00:59:12,521 There was some resistance. 1082 00:59:12,604 --> 00:59:17,604 So the parents met without my knowledge, and they've organized two proms. 1083 00:59:17,687 --> 00:59:20,354 One for the kids at the Elks Lodge in town. 1084 00:59:20,437 --> 00:59:22,771 And this one just for you. 1085 00:59:22,854 --> 00:59:25,562 -We gave her a prom. -You did what? 1086 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:27,437 Wait, no, no. 1087 00:59:27,521 --> 00:59:31,104 I got texts from kids at school. Everybody said it was here. 1088 00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:34,396 And they were lying to you. It was part of the plan. 1089 00:59:34,479 --> 00:59:36,687 -You lied to me. -Oh, yeah? Who's the liar? 1090 00:59:36,771 --> 00:59:40,146 We know about you and Emma, and trust me, we're doing you a favor. 1091 00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:43,479 No. 1092 00:59:43,562 --> 00:59:47,354 -Oh, my God. This is so cruel. -I'm gonna cry. 1093 00:59:47,437 --> 00:59:50,146 Okay, honey. Look at me. 1094 00:59:50,229 --> 00:59:51,312 -Angie. -Yeah. 1095 00:59:51,396 --> 00:59:53,396 -I want to go home. -I know you do. 1096 00:59:53,479 --> 00:59:57,104 -This isn't happening. -And you got us, and this is awful. 1097 00:59:57,187 --> 00:59:59,146 -No, no. -Honey. 1098 01:00:02,937 --> 01:00:06,187 ♪ One thing's universal ♪ 1099 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:10,812 ♪ Life's no dress rehearsal ♪ 1100 01:00:11,854 --> 01:00:18,271 ♪ When people find A scapegoat to condemn ♪ 1101 01:00:20,354 --> 01:00:24,646 ♪ We went big, yet we've blown it ♪ 1102 01:00:25,229 --> 01:00:29,479 ♪ Well, I guess I should have known it ♪ 1103 01:00:30,146 --> 01:00:32,854 ♪ All along tonight ♪ 1104 01:00:32,937 --> 01:00:36,104 ♪ Belonged ♪ 1105 01:00:36,187 --> 01:00:39,812 ♪ To them ♪ 1106 01:00:46,937 --> 01:00:48,646 [cell phone vibrating] 1107 01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:52,479 -Alyssa? -I swear I had no idea. 1108 01:00:52,562 --> 01:00:55,271 How could you not know? You were on the prom committee. 1109 01:00:55,354 --> 01:00:57,146 It was Shelby and Kaylee. 1110 01:00:57,229 --> 01:01:01,062 They figured out we were together and they made sure I didn't find out. 1111 01:01:01,146 --> 01:01:03,646 -They didn't want me to tell you. -Then come meet me. 1112 01:01:04,646 --> 01:01:05,604 I can't. 1113 01:01:05,687 --> 01:01:07,479 Look, my mother's here. 1114 01:01:07,562 --> 01:01:11,021 [crying] Well, leave her. Tell her you're gay! 1115 01:01:11,104 --> 01:01:13,979 Tell her we're in love. That was the plan, wasn't it? 1116 01:01:14,812 --> 01:01:16,146 [shakily] I'm really sorry. 1117 01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:20,271 Have fun at the normal person's prom. 1118 01:01:20,354 --> 01:01:21,937 -Wait. Emma. -[call ends] 1119 01:01:22,604 --> 01:01:23,479 Emma! 1120 01:01:23,562 --> 01:01:24,396 [sniffles] 1121 01:01:27,604 --> 01:01:31,854 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to that prom, okay? 1122 01:01:31,937 --> 01:01:34,562 They can't stop us. We will march into that room-- 1123 01:01:34,646 --> 01:01:37,646 No! No, enough. 1124 01:01:38,479 --> 01:01:40,812 This is already the worst night of my life. 1125 01:01:40,896 --> 01:01:43,687 Please, just stop helping me. 1126 01:01:48,646 --> 01:01:50,479 Emma! Emma! 1127 01:01:52,229 --> 01:01:55,646 This is a complete disaster. 1128 01:01:55,729 --> 01:01:57,521 [Sheldon] This is a PR problem. 1129 01:01:57,604 --> 01:02:02,562 No, Sheldon. We had a PR problem back in New York. 1130 01:02:03,271 --> 01:02:05,229 This was supposed to solve that. 1131 01:02:06,229 --> 01:02:07,271 But this… 1132 01:02:08,187 --> 01:02:10,562 This is heartbreaking. 1133 01:02:10,646 --> 01:02:14,854 This is why you came here? For publicity? 1134 01:02:23,937 --> 01:02:25,104 [sniffles] 1135 01:02:31,771 --> 01:02:32,854 [indistinct chatter] 1136 01:02:32,937 --> 01:02:35,396 [Mrs. Greene] I have been asked to read a statement. 1137 01:02:35,479 --> 01:02:40,146 "What happened here was not the result of some elaborate plan 1138 01:02:40,229 --> 01:02:44,729 to humiliate this girl, as has been reported in the press." 1139 01:02:44,812 --> 01:02:48,396 "The James Madison High School Parent-Teacher Association 1140 01:02:48,479 --> 01:02:51,354 felt Emma would not be safe 1141 01:02:51,437 --> 01:02:54,771 if we allowed her to attend prom with the other students 1142 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,187 because the uncomfortable truth 1143 01:02:57,271 --> 01:03:03,062 is there are people in our community who are offended by her life choices." 1144 01:03:04,187 --> 01:03:08,104 I can't even wrap my head around this. It's a nightmare. Oh, my God! 1145 01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:11,771 I wanna be the cockeyed optimist here 1146 01:03:11,854 --> 01:03:14,187 'cause I played Nellie Forbush in South Pacific. 1147 01:03:14,271 --> 01:03:16,479 It was a dinner theater production, but… 1148 01:03:16,562 --> 01:03:17,396 Ugh. 1149 01:03:19,062 --> 01:03:21,437 This is horrible. It really is. 1150 01:03:22,021 --> 01:03:24,937 Thanks for hanging out with me these past couple of days. 1151 01:03:25,021 --> 01:03:26,396 You've been a good friend. 1152 01:03:27,062 --> 01:03:31,312 -I have? -You have. You seem surprised. 1153 01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:33,021 No, I just… 1154 01:03:34,479 --> 01:03:37,396 I'm a chorus girl. You know, I just… 1155 01:03:38,229 --> 01:03:39,062 [sighs] 1156 01:03:39,729 --> 01:03:43,062 No one ever thanks me. They don't even see me. 1157 01:03:45,187 --> 01:03:47,896 Spend my whole life trying to stay in the game, 1158 01:03:49,562 --> 01:03:51,396 and keep my day-drinking under control. 1159 01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:52,312 [snickers] 1160 01:03:52,979 --> 01:03:55,187 That's really nice. Thanks, kid. 1161 01:03:57,604 --> 01:04:01,396 Hey, you're going to get through this. I know it. 1162 01:04:02,187 --> 01:04:03,354 [inhales shakily] 1163 01:04:04,271 --> 01:04:08,146 I thought that when my parents rejected me and stopped loving me 1164 01:04:08,229 --> 01:04:10,312 that I would never feel any worse, you know? 1165 01:04:10,896 --> 01:04:11,854 Mmm-hmm. 1166 01:04:11,937 --> 01:04:13,437 And now this… 1167 01:04:15,271 --> 01:04:16,479 And I feel worse. 1168 01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:19,896 -Honey… -I've never felt so alone in my life. 1169 01:04:19,979 --> 01:04:23,229 But you're not alone. You're not. 1170 01:04:23,312 --> 01:04:25,062 You got me. Hmm? 1171 01:04:25,646 --> 01:04:29,687 And we are ride-or-die, and you do have friends. 1172 01:04:30,687 --> 01:04:31,729 Where are they? 1173 01:04:37,729 --> 01:04:39,312 -[Dee Dee] This is it. -[Trent] Yes. 1174 01:04:39,396 --> 01:04:40,771 -No. -Well, okay. 1175 01:04:43,812 --> 01:04:44,937 [knocking on door] 1176 01:04:45,896 --> 01:04:47,896 -[doorbell rings] -[knocking at door] 1177 01:04:47,979 --> 01:04:50,146 -Emma, can we come in? -Yes. 1178 01:04:50,229 --> 01:04:52,729 -We brought Häagen-Dazs. -[Trent] That's fancy ice cream. 1179 01:04:52,812 --> 01:04:55,687 I know what Häagen-Dazs is. Hand it over. 1180 01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:58,521 Emma, I know you said you didn't want us to help anymore, 1181 01:04:58,604 --> 01:05:02,312 but we cannot let them get away with this. We have got to fight back. 1182 01:05:02,396 --> 01:05:04,604 Okay, I know everybody's really angry. 1183 01:05:05,646 --> 01:05:09,104 But I think we have to admit that we have made things worse. 1184 01:05:09,187 --> 01:05:13,687 I think the best thing we can do is disinfect our things and go back home. 1185 01:05:13,771 --> 01:05:15,521 -No, we are not leaving. -No! 1186 01:05:15,604 --> 01:05:19,979 Dee Dee, we are gonna stay here, and we're going to turn this thing around. 1187 01:05:20,062 --> 01:05:22,271 -We gotta take back the press. -[Trent] Yes, how? 1188 01:05:22,354 --> 01:05:26,021 Emma, you've got to step up and be the face of this thing. 1189 01:05:26,104 --> 01:05:27,771 And that's going to get her a prom? 1190 01:05:27,854 --> 01:05:31,562 This is not about a prom anymore. This is about right and wrong. 1191 01:05:31,646 --> 01:05:34,396 We need a national audience, prime time. 1192 01:05:34,479 --> 01:05:37,521 You want a big audience fast? We gotta use our ace in the hole. 1193 01:05:38,896 --> 01:05:41,146 -One call to Eddie Sharpe is all we need. -No. No. 1194 01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,437 -[Trent] Dee Dee! -He's right. 1195 01:05:42,521 --> 01:05:45,562 If I ask him for something, he will want something in return, 1196 01:05:45,646 --> 01:05:47,396 and what he will want is the Hamptons house. 1197 01:05:47,479 --> 01:05:48,979 He's been trying to get it for years. 1198 01:05:49,854 --> 01:05:53,562 Okay. Okay, fine. Look, Sheldon, you got to get that girl on TV. 1199 01:05:53,646 --> 01:05:55,021 -Okay. -Great. 1200 01:05:55,104 --> 01:05:57,021 No, not great. 1201 01:05:57,104 --> 01:06:00,354 I'm sorry, but there is no way I'm getting in front of a camera 1202 01:06:00,437 --> 01:06:03,396 and telling my story to millions of people. I can't do that. 1203 01:06:03,479 --> 01:06:07,521 -See? -Please. Please, just go. 1204 01:06:08,479 --> 01:06:11,896 -Emma, if you do nothing-- Okay. -Barry. Go. 1205 01:06:13,562 --> 01:06:17,187 -Okay, I get it. Okay. Okay. -[Angie] Go. Go, go, go. Go, go. 1206 01:06:17,271 --> 01:06:19,312 [whispering] I got this. I know what I'm doing. 1207 01:06:20,854 --> 01:06:22,062 Let me do my thing. 1208 01:06:24,062 --> 01:06:26,979 There must be a way to rid this community, and by extension, the nation, 1209 01:06:27,062 --> 01:06:28,521 of this cancer of intolerance. 1210 01:06:28,604 --> 01:06:30,896 What are you even doing here? What happened to Godspell? 1211 01:06:30,979 --> 01:06:34,354 Indianapolis was canceled, as was the naval base at Guantánamo Bay. 1212 01:06:34,437 --> 01:06:36,229 What I'm thinking I'm going to do is this. 1213 01:06:36,312 --> 01:06:39,562 Venture forth and seek out the young people and rap, 1214 01:06:39,646 --> 01:06:41,062 in a non-musical sense. 1215 01:06:49,604 --> 01:06:50,437 [Angie] Mmm. 1216 01:06:55,271 --> 01:06:56,771 Let's go get some more, huh? 1217 01:06:57,604 --> 01:06:58,854 Two spoons this time. 1218 01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:00,937 Come on. 1219 01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:06,187 [Angie] Gotta stop. [chuckling] 1220 01:07:06,271 --> 01:07:11,812 Before you lecture me or kick me to death with those crazy antelope legs of yours, 1221 01:07:11,896 --> 01:07:15,604 or whatever you're gonna do, I know I should do something. 1222 01:07:16,979 --> 01:07:18,521 I just can't. 1223 01:07:18,604 --> 01:07:20,146 You gotta do this. 1224 01:07:20,229 --> 01:07:22,104 You gotta do it for all of us people 1225 01:07:22,187 --> 01:07:25,812 that are standing in the wings, waiting to go on. 1226 01:07:27,104 --> 01:07:29,521 -I'm too scared. -Hmm. 1227 01:07:31,687 --> 01:07:33,104 Let me tell you a story. 1228 01:07:34,104 --> 01:07:36,771 It's 1975 1229 01:07:36,854 --> 01:07:40,062 and the original company of Chicago is in previews, 1230 01:07:40,146 --> 01:07:43,062 and the worst flu in history hits the cast. 1231 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:47,312 They're down to the third cover for the role of Roxie Hart 1232 01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:50,312 and she's scared, just like you are. 1233 01:07:50,396 --> 01:07:56,687 And Fosse, who is a real ballbuster, is putting her through her paces 1234 01:07:56,771 --> 01:07:58,479 and she's petrified. 1235 01:07:58,562 --> 01:08:01,187 Worst of all, she's doing the routine like she's a robot. 1236 01:08:01,271 --> 01:08:07,646 So the Foss, he says, "Hey, kid. Snap out of it." 1237 01:08:08,146 --> 01:08:09,604 [jazz music playing] 1238 01:08:09,687 --> 01:08:11,896 "You got the steps." 1239 01:08:11,979 --> 01:08:14,271 "You've got the notes." 1240 01:08:15,437 --> 01:08:18,854 "Where's the zazz, baby?" 1241 01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:23,687 And even though she'd never heard that word before, 1242 01:08:23,771 --> 01:08:26,062 she knew immediately what it meant. 1243 01:08:26,146 --> 01:08:29,396 And she went out there and she found that spotlight, 1244 01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:32,271 and she crushed that performance so hard, 1245 01:08:32,354 --> 01:08:39,146 she had that whole audience standing on their feet screaming bloody murder! 1246 01:08:39,229 --> 01:08:40,062 [sighs] 1247 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:42,271 And that girl was you! 1248 01:08:43,146 --> 01:08:44,146 What? 1249 01:08:44,896 --> 01:08:46,396 How old do you think I am? 1250 01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:50,687 It was 1975! No. 1251 01:08:50,771 --> 01:08:56,562 The point is every Fosse girl knows that story. 1252 01:08:56,646 --> 01:09:00,646 It's all about finding your light. 1253 01:09:02,354 --> 01:09:07,437 ♪ When a challenge lies ahead And you are filled with dread and worry ♪ 1254 01:09:08,354 --> 01:09:09,771 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1255 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:15,854 ♪ If your courage disappears What'll get your fears to scurry? ♪ 1256 01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:17,562 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1257 01:09:17,646 --> 01:09:21,937 ♪ Zazz is style plus confidence ♪ 1258 01:09:22,021 --> 01:09:25,937 ♪ It may seem corny or kitsch ♪ 1259 01:09:26,021 --> 01:09:29,479 ♪ But when scared or on the fence ♪ 1260 01:09:29,562 --> 01:09:33,021 ♪ You'll find that zazz Will soon make fear become your bitch ♪ 1261 01:09:34,396 --> 01:09:39,854 ♪ And if folks say you can't win What'll stop them in a hurry? ♪ 1262 01:09:40,687 --> 01:09:41,979 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1263 01:09:42,562 --> 01:09:49,437 ♪ There's no contest for a girl Who has some razzmatazz ♪ 1264 01:09:50,104 --> 01:09:53,854 ♪ So call their bluff And strut your stuff ♪ 1265 01:09:53,937 --> 01:09:57,687 ♪ Like no chick in this hick town has ♪ 1266 01:09:57,771 --> 01:10:00,812 ♪ Instead of giving up ♪ 1267 01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,354 ♪ Oh, give it some zazz ♪ 1268 01:10:05,437 --> 01:10:07,229 I just don't think I can do it. 1269 01:10:07,312 --> 01:10:10,229 The thought of getting up in front of all of those people. 1270 01:10:10,312 --> 01:10:12,062 Look at my hands, they're shaking. 1271 01:10:12,896 --> 01:10:14,521 ♪ If your hands are shakin' ♪ 1272 01:10:14,604 --> 01:10:20,312 ♪ Just turn 'em into jazz hands ♪ 1273 01:10:20,396 --> 01:10:22,437 -Doesn't that feel better? -No. 1274 01:10:22,521 --> 01:10:23,854 Try this. 1275 01:10:28,771 --> 01:10:29,937 This is awkward. 1276 01:10:30,021 --> 01:10:32,687 You don't understand the concept of zazz. 1277 01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:37,604 The zazz is not the moves. The zazz comes from within. 1278 01:10:37,687 --> 01:10:41,729 Do the moves and give it some zazz. 1279 01:10:42,354 --> 01:10:43,521 Close your eyes. 1280 01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:45,646 Think about Mrs. Greene. 1281 01:10:46,687 --> 01:10:48,562 Think about that fake prom. 1282 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:53,729 Now think of finally doing something about it. 1283 01:10:55,021 --> 01:10:59,854 -Oh, I'm seeing it! I'm seeing your zazz! -[chuckling] 1284 01:11:00,437 --> 01:11:02,104 Now, follow me! 1285 01:11:02,979 --> 01:11:06,896 ♪ Do like the brave and bossy do ♪ 1286 01:11:06,979 --> 01:11:09,812 ♪ And if they tear you apart ♪ 1287 01:11:10,854 --> 01:11:13,937 ♪ Ask what would Bob Fosse do? ♪ 1288 01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:17,646 ♪ He'd make the people Have a step-ball-change of heart ♪ 1289 01:11:17,729 --> 01:11:19,187 ♪ Ball change! ♪ 1290 01:11:19,271 --> 01:11:24,354 ♪ And if folks say you can't win What'll stop them in a hurry? ♪ 1291 01:11:25,271 --> 01:11:27,021 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1292 01:11:27,104 --> 01:11:33,521 ♪ There's no contest for a girl Who has some razzmatazz ♪ 1293 01:11:34,687 --> 01:11:36,521 ♪ So call their bluff, bam! ♪ 1294 01:11:36,604 --> 01:11:38,562 ♪ And strut my stuff, bam! ♪ 1295 01:11:38,646 --> 01:11:42,187 ♪ Like no chick In this hick town has ♪ 1296 01:11:42,271 --> 01:11:45,187 ♪ Instead of giving up ♪ 1297 01:11:48,187 --> 01:11:50,062 ♪ Give it some zazz ♪ 1298 01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:55,354 Now that you found your zazz, it's time to show it to the world. 1299 01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:57,854 -You think you know how? -Yeah! 1300 01:11:57,937 --> 01:11:59,854 [both laughing] 1301 01:12:01,354 --> 01:12:05,646 You've sort of been, you know, the woman in my life. 1302 01:12:08,979 --> 01:12:10,396 You've been the man in mine. 1303 01:12:12,146 --> 01:12:14,562 [man] And I was thinking this could be our last time… 1304 01:12:14,646 --> 01:12:15,979 We shouldn't be doing this. 1305 01:12:16,062 --> 01:12:20,479 Oh, it's rom-com Friday. Rom-com Friday is sacred. 1306 01:12:20,562 --> 01:12:21,812 We should be helping Emma. 1307 01:12:21,896 --> 01:12:25,479 -We gotta get her on TV. -Sheldon is on it. Come on. 1308 01:12:26,771 --> 01:12:29,479 -How does this work, anyway? -[Barry] It's infrared. 1309 01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:32,354 -It reduces inflammation. -[Dee Dee] Oh, good. 1310 01:12:32,437 --> 01:12:34,812 But you can't keep it on too long. It'll blow your face off. 1311 01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:36,437 What? 1312 01:12:36,521 --> 01:12:38,187 [both chuckling] 1313 01:12:40,771 --> 01:12:44,729 ♪ Someday when I'm awfully low ♪ 1314 01:12:45,687 --> 01:12:47,896 ♪ And the world is cold… ♪ 1315 01:12:47,979 --> 01:12:49,562 Saw this movie with Eddie. 1316 01:12:52,646 --> 01:12:54,562 -It was our first date. -[Barry] Was it really? 1317 01:12:54,646 --> 01:12:56,104 -Yeah. -[Barry] Mmm. 1318 01:12:57,687 --> 01:13:01,437 Then he… took me out for dinner after. 1319 01:13:02,062 --> 01:13:04,896 Well, I took him out. [chuckles] 1320 01:13:04,979 --> 01:13:06,271 He didn't have any money. 1321 01:13:06,354 --> 01:13:11,437 He was just starting out in comedy, and he didn't have the big show like now. 1322 01:13:13,229 --> 01:13:15,312 Fifteen years, he didn't have any money. 1323 01:13:16,271 --> 01:13:18,771 And I picked up the tab. I paid. 1324 01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:23,646 -[Barry] That was a bad move. -[Dee Dee] No kidding. I'm still paying. 1325 01:13:25,271 --> 01:13:27,271 [Dee Dee sighs] 1326 01:13:29,521 --> 01:13:31,146 Can I make an observation? 1327 01:13:31,229 --> 01:13:36,354 [sighs] Is it a pleasant observation or is it an irritating one? 1328 01:13:36,437 --> 01:13:37,646 You're not over him. 1329 01:13:37,729 --> 01:13:39,521 No, don't say that. I am not… 1330 01:13:39,604 --> 01:13:41,771 Trust me. I am… 1331 01:13:41,854 --> 01:13:44,062 [chuckling] I am way over him. 1332 01:13:44,146 --> 01:13:47,896 I'm just mad at myself, you know, I am so… 1333 01:13:48,604 --> 01:13:50,687 Why it took me so long to… 1334 01:13:51,979 --> 01:13:53,187 figure it out. 1335 01:13:53,979 --> 01:13:58,021 You know? I believed him. I believed him every single time. 1336 01:13:59,021 --> 01:14:01,104 "I promise you, it's nothing." 1337 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:03,937 "It's meaningless. She's nothing to me. It's over." 1338 01:14:05,354 --> 01:14:08,562 I finally got the message, you know. He didn't love me. [chuckles] 1339 01:14:10,771 --> 01:14:11,771 He didn't… 1340 01:14:12,687 --> 01:14:14,812 [chuckling] He didn't even like me. 1341 01:14:16,687 --> 01:14:18,062 But he liked the money. 1342 01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:21,646 Oh, yeah, so I got out. 1343 01:14:23,396 --> 01:14:24,396 I got out… 1344 01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,437 and I gave him half my money. 1345 01:14:28,771 --> 01:14:31,937 And now here we are, singing to trucks. 1346 01:14:32,021 --> 01:14:34,021 -And he's got a hit TV show. -[audience cheering] 1347 01:14:34,104 --> 01:14:36,729 And I still owe him half my unemployment check. 1348 01:14:36,812 --> 01:14:38,812 [announcer on TV] It's Eddie Sharpe! 1349 01:14:38,896 --> 01:14:40,146 [Eddie] Whoa, hey! 1350 01:14:40,229 --> 01:14:43,312 Welcome, everybody! What's today's words of wisdom? 1351 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,896 [Eddie and audience] Never sign a prenup! 1352 01:14:45,979 --> 01:14:47,687 [all laughing through TV] 1353 01:14:50,729 --> 01:14:53,312 And you know what the worst part is? 1354 01:14:55,104 --> 01:14:56,021 I shut down. 1355 01:14:58,229 --> 01:15:03,271 He took my little, delicate blueberry heart, 1356 01:15:03,354 --> 01:15:05,937 and he just… squished it. 1357 01:15:07,687 --> 01:15:08,521 [Dee Dee sniffles] 1358 01:15:10,562 --> 01:15:13,396 -What? -Here's what you're gonna do, okay? 1359 01:15:14,146 --> 01:15:18,062 You're gonna wear something heart-stopping, like that yellow cape 1360 01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:19,771 and those cute little boots. 1361 01:15:19,854 --> 01:15:21,604 And you are gonna march down 1362 01:15:21,687 --> 01:15:25,604 to that principal's office like a bad, bad girl. 1363 01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:27,354 [chuckling] Tom? 1364 01:15:27,437 --> 01:15:29,812 -Tom is a fan. Friend. -[Barry] Hmm? 1365 01:15:29,896 --> 01:15:31,062 Well… 1366 01:15:32,271 --> 01:15:33,396 he likes you. 1367 01:15:34,562 --> 01:15:36,271 As a fan. Friend. 1368 01:15:37,562 --> 01:15:40,104 I don't know. Not even that much anymore. 1369 01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:42,604 Okay, let's cut the crap. I would kill, kill, 1370 01:15:42,687 --> 01:15:45,437 to have a guy look at me the way that he looks at you. 1371 01:15:45,521 --> 01:15:47,521 Stop it. 1372 01:15:48,437 --> 01:15:52,687 You're just… You're poking my heart with your finger. 1373 01:15:53,396 --> 01:15:56,437 Your still-beating, delicate little blueberry heart? 1374 01:16:02,271 --> 01:16:05,937 Do you think he really, really likes me? 1375 01:16:06,021 --> 01:16:07,104 Oh, my God, yes! 1376 01:16:08,104 --> 01:16:09,437 Barry! [kisses] 1377 01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:11,146 [laughing] 1378 01:16:11,229 --> 01:16:14,187 -I love you! I love you! -I love you! I love you! 1379 01:16:14,271 --> 01:16:16,562 You're just such a great… everything. 1380 01:16:16,646 --> 01:16:18,354 [laughing] 1381 01:16:19,146 --> 01:16:21,104 [Dee Dee] Okay, no, no, no. Okay. 1382 01:16:22,021 --> 01:16:24,104 This, the master stroke, your idea. 1383 01:16:24,187 --> 01:16:26,646 -And the boots? -And the little cute boots. 1384 01:16:26,729 --> 01:16:27,687 [chuckling] 1385 01:16:28,687 --> 01:16:29,854 This is it. 1386 01:16:31,729 --> 01:16:32,729 Oh! 1387 01:16:33,562 --> 01:16:35,479 That is good. 1388 01:16:39,854 --> 01:16:41,896 Mmm, now… 1389 01:16:42,854 --> 01:16:43,687 you. 1390 01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:48,812 I've been thinking about you since we got here. 1391 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:51,812 Oh, God. I knew this was gonna somehow turn around to me. 1392 01:16:51,896 --> 01:16:57,271 And I think it's time somebody poked that gay little heart of yours. 1393 01:16:57,354 --> 01:16:59,271 Are we doing this? Fine. Uh… 1394 01:16:59,354 --> 01:17:02,687 Do I only go for 10s when I know I'm a 6.2? Yes and-- 1395 01:17:02,771 --> 01:17:06,104 Your parents. You're from Ohio, right? 1396 01:17:06,187 --> 01:17:07,437 So? 1397 01:17:08,312 --> 01:17:09,687 We're in Indiana. 1398 01:17:09,771 --> 01:17:13,521 -Ohio, Indiana, they're close. -I can see where you're driving this. 1399 01:17:13,604 --> 01:17:15,979 You have two living parents 1400 01:17:16,062 --> 01:17:19,312 that you'll never be nearer to than you are right now. 1401 01:17:19,396 --> 01:17:22,187 -I think you should call them. -No. 1402 01:17:23,062 --> 01:17:24,437 They threw me away. 1403 01:17:24,521 --> 01:17:26,771 Well, did they really? 1404 01:17:26,854 --> 01:17:28,271 I told them that I was gay, 1405 01:17:28,354 --> 01:17:32,187 and they said that they would take me to therapy to change myself completely. 1406 01:17:34,229 --> 01:17:37,896 Let your parents see who you are before it's too late. 1407 01:17:40,646 --> 01:17:41,729 If you don't… 1408 01:17:42,771 --> 01:17:43,771 you'll regret it. 1409 01:17:45,896 --> 01:17:48,271 I'm not the one who should have regrets. 1410 01:17:50,312 --> 01:17:51,896 [voice breaking] I was the kid. 1411 01:17:52,979 --> 01:17:54,229 I was the kid! 1412 01:17:56,396 --> 01:17:57,979 [crying] I was 16. 1413 01:18:00,521 --> 01:18:03,479 Sixteen years old. I was terrified. 1414 01:18:03,562 --> 01:18:05,021 Terrified! 1415 01:18:08,146 --> 01:18:11,187 And I needed one thing from them and they couldn't give it to me. 1416 01:18:11,271 --> 01:18:12,146 So don't you… 1417 01:18:13,729 --> 01:18:14,812 [sobbing] 1418 01:18:30,312 --> 01:18:31,896 [school bell ringing] 1419 01:18:33,687 --> 01:18:35,479 [woman over PA] Would the following students 1420 01:18:35,562 --> 01:18:37,604 please report to after-school detention? 1421 01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:39,437 Harlan Doolittle… 1422 01:18:39,521 --> 01:18:40,354 Hi. 1423 01:18:40,437 --> 01:18:42,896 …Olivia Blanc, Frances Doolittle. Thank you. 1424 01:18:43,979 --> 01:18:45,896 [Principal Hawkins] Well, they each had a bite. 1425 01:18:45,979 --> 01:18:48,812 -Ooh, what'd you do? -[Principal Hawkins] Yeah, a big bite. 1426 01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,896 I appreciate it. Bye-bye. 1427 01:18:52,396 --> 01:18:53,604 [Dee Dee chuckles softly] 1428 01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:56,104 Am I interrupting something? 1429 01:18:56,187 --> 01:18:58,062 I was just doing some research, 1430 01:18:58,146 --> 01:19:01,354 trying to figure out if urinal cakes are poisonous. 1431 01:19:02,021 --> 01:19:04,146 -Uh, how can I help you? -[chuckles softly] 1432 01:19:04,771 --> 01:19:09,771 Well, I've just been wandering around town all day. 1433 01:19:09,854 --> 01:19:11,271 [chuckles] 1434 01:19:11,854 --> 01:19:15,146 I've seen the… sight. [chuckles softly] 1435 01:19:15,729 --> 01:19:16,729 And, um… 1436 01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:23,146 Bottom line is I just thought you might want to take me to dinner 1437 01:19:23,229 --> 01:19:26,062 and worship me again. [chuckles] 1438 01:19:26,146 --> 01:19:27,771 No, I would not like to do that. 1439 01:19:27,854 --> 01:19:30,312 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do. 1440 01:19:30,396 --> 01:19:33,646 Okay, what's going on here? Why is everybody always so mad at me? 1441 01:19:33,729 --> 01:19:37,604 Well, speaking for myself, it's because you're an opportunist. 1442 01:19:37,687 --> 01:19:40,604 You came here for publicity. You're a terrible person. 1443 01:19:40,687 --> 01:19:43,062 No, no. Nobody gets to talk to me that way. Nobody! 1444 01:19:44,021 --> 01:19:47,021 You know, meeting you in person has been colossally disappointing. 1445 01:19:47,104 --> 01:19:48,229 [scoffs] 1446 01:19:48,312 --> 01:19:50,104 I wanted you to be Dolores. 1447 01:19:50,187 --> 01:19:51,854 Who the hell is Dolores? 1448 01:19:51,937 --> 01:19:53,729 From Swallow the Moon. 1449 01:19:53,812 --> 01:19:54,771 [audience applauding] 1450 01:19:54,854 --> 01:19:58,562 [Principal Hawkins] She was joyful. She was full of courage and hope. 1451 01:19:58,646 --> 01:20:01,646 -Okay, but she was fictional. -But you made her real. 1452 01:20:03,271 --> 01:20:05,854 When you sang "The Lady's Improving" to Troy Gibson, 1453 01:20:05,937 --> 01:20:09,146 you were admitting you weren't perfect and you knew you could be better, 1454 01:20:09,229 --> 01:20:11,896 and that's why he didn't fire you from the circus act. 1455 01:20:13,354 --> 01:20:15,812 Such humility and dignity. 1456 01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:18,937 -That's who I thought you were. -Well, I'm not. 1457 01:20:19,937 --> 01:20:21,562 I'm not Dolores. 1458 01:20:23,187 --> 01:20:28,062 I'm just a really, really, really good actress. And you… 1459 01:20:28,687 --> 01:20:30,937 You're just some hick town high school teacher 1460 01:20:31,021 --> 01:20:34,562 who can't even tell the difference between fantasy and reality. 1461 01:20:34,646 --> 01:20:36,521 -Are we done? -Oh, yeah, we're done. 1462 01:20:42,729 --> 01:20:43,646 [sighs] 1463 01:20:47,812 --> 01:20:52,604 ♪ The lady's improving ♪ 1464 01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:57,021 ♪ So don't give up hope ♪ 1465 01:21:00,479 --> 01:21:04,646 ♪ You ask, "Is she perfect?" ♪ 1466 01:21:04,729 --> 01:21:09,187 ♪ My answer is nope ♪ 1467 01:21:09,271 --> 01:21:11,646 -I know what you're doing. -[chuckles] 1468 01:21:12,771 --> 01:21:16,229 ♪ Her range needs expanding ♪ 1469 01:21:16,312 --> 01:21:19,562 ♪ Her edges need sanding ♪ 1470 01:21:19,646 --> 01:21:25,479 ♪ But she can become a sure bet ♪ 1471 01:21:25,562 --> 01:21:27,354 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1472 01:21:27,437 --> 01:21:30,812 ♪ Don't give up on her yet ♪ 1473 01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:32,562 You're trying to appeal to the fan in me. 1474 01:21:32,646 --> 01:21:34,146 It won't work. I'm not a fan anymore. 1475 01:21:34,229 --> 01:21:39,271 ♪ The lady's improving So much that she gloats ♪ 1476 01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:42,604 ♪ I know you've got standards ♪ 1477 01:21:42,687 --> 01:21:45,271 ♪ Feel free to give notes ♪ 1478 01:21:45,354 --> 01:21:51,937 ♪ There isn't an issue And that's why I wish you could see ♪ 1479 01:21:52,021 --> 01:21:56,646 ♪ There's no reason to fret ♪ 1480 01:21:56,729 --> 01:21:58,104 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1481 01:21:58,187 --> 01:22:01,229 ♪ Don't give up on her yet ♪ 1482 01:22:01,312 --> 01:22:03,812 Seriously, Dee Dee, this is unsettling. 1483 01:22:03,896 --> 01:22:06,604 It's like having a fantasy I don't want to have. 1484 01:22:06,687 --> 01:22:11,896 ♪ Everybody thinks that I've got Some kinks that I'll never work out ♪ 1485 01:22:11,979 --> 01:22:17,646 ♪ Even you're inclined To think I'm unrefined ♪ 1486 01:22:17,729 --> 01:22:20,104 ♪ But I promise with some time ♪ 1487 01:22:20,187 --> 01:22:23,104 ♪ That my aptitude will climb ♪ 1488 01:22:23,187 --> 01:22:30,146 ♪ And you'll leave your doubts And disbeliefs behind ♪ 1489 01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:35,812 ♪ The lady's improving Removing all doubt ♪ 1490 01:22:35,896 --> 01:22:37,229 -[boy 1 whistles] -Hey! 1491 01:22:37,312 --> 01:22:42,687 ♪ She has hidden charms That are sure to come out ♪ 1492 01:22:42,771 --> 01:22:47,146 ♪ You're bound to discover This book's not her cover ♪ 1493 01:22:47,229 --> 01:22:48,271 I need you to stop. 1494 01:22:48,354 --> 01:22:53,729 ♪ So don't make a move you'll regret ♪ 1495 01:22:53,812 --> 01:22:56,479 ♪ So I'm begging you, sir ♪ 1496 01:22:56,562 --> 01:22:59,396 ♪ No reneging on her ♪ 1497 01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:06,437 ♪ Don't give up on her ♪ 1498 01:23:08,937 --> 01:23:15,854 ♪ Yet! ♪ 1499 01:23:19,021 --> 01:23:21,021 [panting] 1500 01:23:21,104 --> 01:23:22,521 Okay, I admit that got to me. 1501 01:23:22,604 --> 01:23:24,021 [squealing] 1502 01:23:24,104 --> 01:23:26,062 See? See? 1503 01:23:26,146 --> 01:23:31,146 I'm not a total lost cause. That was a totally selfless act. 1504 01:23:31,229 --> 01:23:34,187 I mean, people would pay premium prices for that performance. 1505 01:23:34,271 --> 01:23:36,771 [sighs] All right, you guys are dismissed. 1506 01:23:36,854 --> 01:23:40,979 Dee Dee, not charging for an apology is not a selfless act. 1507 01:23:42,104 --> 01:23:43,104 What the hell? 1508 01:23:43,187 --> 01:23:47,146 If you want people to like you instead of hate you, you have to be good. 1509 01:23:47,229 --> 01:23:51,312 A good person. You have to put other people's interests before your own. 1510 01:23:52,229 --> 01:23:55,396 [scoffs] You don't understand. I am a celebrity. 1511 01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:58,979 It is all about me. It has been for decades. [chuckling] 1512 01:23:59,854 --> 01:24:03,854 That's the point of celebrity. So I have to be reprogrammed. 1513 01:24:03,937 --> 01:24:07,604 I have to unlearn things like shoving and taking. 1514 01:24:07,687 --> 01:24:08,771 -You know… -Yes. 1515 01:24:08,854 --> 01:24:11,021 I need help with that. I need a… 1516 01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:13,479 teacher. 1517 01:24:17,771 --> 01:24:18,771 Please. 1518 01:24:19,729 --> 01:24:20,771 [sighs] 1519 01:24:24,479 --> 01:24:28,646 Let's go someplace and talk about how to be good human beings. 1520 01:24:28,729 --> 01:24:29,562 [chuckles] 1521 01:24:30,521 --> 01:24:31,687 Apples & Bees? 1522 01:24:51,187 --> 01:24:52,187 Hi. 1523 01:24:53,062 --> 01:24:55,354 Thanks for meeting me. I was afraid you wouldn't come-- 1524 01:24:55,437 --> 01:24:56,271 What do you want? 1525 01:24:56,354 --> 01:24:59,312 -I'm sorry about what happened. -Were you in on it? 1526 01:24:59,396 --> 01:25:01,729 Emma! You know me. 1527 01:25:01,854 --> 01:25:02,771 Do I? 1528 01:25:03,937 --> 01:25:05,271 What is this? 1529 01:25:06,562 --> 01:25:07,521 What are we? 1530 01:25:07,604 --> 01:25:09,604 -No, you know what we are. -No, I don't. 1531 01:25:11,104 --> 01:25:12,646 Do you know what it was like 1532 01:25:12,729 --> 01:25:15,562 standing there in that stupid dress alone in the gym, 1533 01:25:16,354 --> 01:25:19,646 knowing that people got together and planned the best way to hurt me? 1534 01:25:19,729 --> 01:25:22,479 -That must've been awful. -It was. 1535 01:25:23,771 --> 01:25:25,021 But the worst part… 1536 01:25:27,104 --> 01:25:32,229 The worst part was that you didn't come even though you knew what happened. 1537 01:25:32,312 --> 01:25:36,771 You didn't come and try and hold my hand or take me out of there. 1538 01:25:36,854 --> 01:25:38,437 -I couldn't, okay? -Why? 1539 01:25:38,521 --> 01:25:40,812 You know what my mother is like. 1540 01:25:40,896 --> 01:25:43,479 She's a complete and total control freak. 1541 01:25:43,562 --> 01:25:45,854 ♪ The hair has to be perfect ♪ 1542 01:25:45,937 --> 01:25:48,062 ♪ The A's have to be straight ♪ 1543 01:25:48,146 --> 01:25:52,562 ♪ You have to join the debate club On that there's no debate ♪ 1544 01:25:52,646 --> 01:25:57,312 ♪ You'll have Bible camp each summer To keep you pure and clean ♪ 1545 01:25:57,396 --> 01:26:02,521 ♪ Endless rules apply When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1546 01:26:02,604 --> 01:26:06,937 ♪ Trophies have to be first place Ribbons have to be blue ♪ 1547 01:26:07,021 --> 01:26:11,479 ♪ There's always some competition Or hoops for jumping through ♪ 1548 01:26:11,562 --> 01:26:15,979 ♪ Your mom's made sacrifices So win homecoming queen ♪ 1549 01:26:16,062 --> 01:26:22,646 ♪ 'Cause it's do-or-die When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1550 01:26:23,396 --> 01:26:28,229 ♪ And you wish there was a world Where you were simply free to live ♪ 1551 01:26:28,312 --> 01:26:32,812 ♪ And when people criticize you You had no more shits to give ♪ 1552 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,104 ♪ And in this other lifetime ♪ 1553 01:26:35,187 --> 01:26:39,312 ♪ When you tell yourself "be brave" You won't cave ♪ 1554 01:26:39,396 --> 01:26:43,521 ♪ That's the one thing I truly crave ♪ 1555 01:26:46,771 --> 01:26:51,562 ♪ But your feelings have to be phony Your weight has to be tracked ♪ 1556 01:26:51,646 --> 01:26:56,021 ♪ If you don't like shaking pom-poms You'd better learn to act ♪ 1557 01:26:56,104 --> 01:27:00,729 ♪ Just have everything perfected By the time you reach 18 ♪ 1558 01:27:00,812 --> 01:27:06,646 ♪ Don't ask how or why When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1559 01:27:08,729 --> 01:27:13,646 ♪ Improve all of your strong points And hide things that you lack ♪ 1560 01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:20,104 ♪ 'Cause Mom's convinced if you're perfect Your father might come back ♪ 1561 01:27:21,812 --> 01:27:23,479 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 1562 01:27:23,562 --> 01:27:27,521 ♪ You're not what she wants You're someone in between ♪ 1563 01:27:27,604 --> 01:27:33,021 ♪ Your whole life's a lie When you're Alyssa Greene ♪ 1564 01:27:38,812 --> 01:27:40,937 I'm gonna go public and tell my story. 1565 01:27:42,021 --> 01:27:44,812 -Will you do it with me? -I want to. I-- 1566 01:27:44,896 --> 01:27:48,979 Yeah, wanting to isn't enough. 1567 01:27:50,979 --> 01:27:53,146 I believe you have feelings for me. 1568 01:27:54,437 --> 01:27:58,437 But I can't do this anymore. It hurts too much. 1569 01:27:58,521 --> 01:28:00,312 Are you breaking up with me? 1570 01:28:01,104 --> 01:28:02,812 I guess I am, yeah. 1571 01:28:05,271 --> 01:28:06,104 Bye. 1572 01:28:08,646 --> 01:28:10,312 ♪ You're not yourself ♪ 1573 01:28:10,396 --> 01:28:15,437 ♪ You're not what she wants You're someone in between ♪ 1574 01:28:23,021 --> 01:28:27,896 I saw it on CNN. They said that Edgewater, Indiana overflows with bigotry. 1575 01:28:27,979 --> 01:28:29,896 Hey, look. It's that guy from Talk to the Hand. 1576 01:28:29,979 --> 01:28:35,229 Hey, guys. I was just taking a walk, enjoying the sweet scent of Americana. 1577 01:28:35,312 --> 01:28:36,479 We're not interested. 1578 01:28:36,562 --> 01:28:40,229 I feel like there's an ideological divide between us, 1579 01:28:40,312 --> 01:28:44,229 but if we got to know each other, we could bridge it, right? 1580 01:28:44,312 --> 01:28:45,979 So I'll start. 1581 01:28:46,771 --> 01:28:49,479 I'm Trent. I'm an actor. 1582 01:28:49,562 --> 01:28:54,187 My instrument was forged in the fiery furnace that is Juilliard. 1583 01:28:54,271 --> 01:28:57,187 I'm sure your drama teachers told you about that institution. 1584 01:28:57,271 --> 01:29:01,021 -We don't have a drama program. -Explains your general lack of empathy. 1585 01:29:01,104 --> 01:29:02,062 Let's start with you. 1586 01:29:02,146 --> 01:29:04,104 -[Kaylee] Me? -Yes. Why do you hate gay people? 1587 01:29:04,187 --> 01:29:07,896 -Hey, I'm a good person, right, Shelby? -Yeah. Yeah, we all are. 1588 01:29:07,979 --> 01:29:09,937 -[girl] We go to church. -Yeah, we're Christian. 1589 01:29:10,021 --> 01:29:14,854 Well, I'm sure there are a lot of rules in the Bible that you break every day. 1590 01:29:14,937 --> 01:29:16,312 Well, that's different. 1591 01:29:19,396 --> 01:29:20,646 Is it? 1592 01:29:20,729 --> 01:29:24,604 You can't cherry-pick the Bible, choosing which parts you want to believe. 1593 01:29:24,687 --> 01:29:26,271 [Kaylee] We don't do that. 1594 01:29:26,354 --> 01:29:27,979 Uh, you don't? 1595 01:29:28,062 --> 01:29:30,271 -[gospel music playing] -Then what's this? 1596 01:29:31,812 --> 01:29:34,479 ♪ Kaylee has a small tattoo ♪ 1597 01:29:35,729 --> 01:29:39,104 ♪ That tattoo would be taboo ♪ 1598 01:29:39,854 --> 01:29:42,854 ♪ Kaylee, guess what waits for you ♪ 1599 01:29:42,937 --> 01:29:43,896 [Kaylee] What? 1600 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:46,771 ♪ An eternity in the fiery pits of hell ♪ 1601 01:29:46,854 --> 01:29:47,687 Hey! 1602 01:29:47,771 --> 01:29:50,771 ♪ Shelby, you seem sweet to me ♪ 1603 01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:55,479 ♪ But if it has come to be ♪ 1604 01:29:56,062 --> 01:29:59,187 ♪ You've lost your virginity ♪ 1605 01:30:00,021 --> 01:30:03,021 ♪ We'll be stoning you And your family as well ♪ 1606 01:30:03,104 --> 01:30:03,937 [Shelby] What? 1607 01:30:04,021 --> 01:30:07,896 ♪ Or we could use Some common sense instead ♪ 1608 01:30:07,979 --> 01:30:11,979 ♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪ 1609 01:30:12,062 --> 01:30:14,979 ♪ Those immortal words that Jesus said ♪ 1610 01:30:15,062 --> 01:30:15,896 [Kaylee] Really? 1611 01:30:15,979 --> 01:30:20,104 ♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪ 1612 01:30:20,187 --> 01:30:21,896 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1613 01:30:21,979 --> 01:30:24,021 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1614 01:30:24,104 --> 01:30:28,021 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1615 01:30:28,104 --> 01:30:30,229 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1616 01:30:30,312 --> 01:30:32,229 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1617 01:30:32,312 --> 01:30:35,896 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1618 01:30:36,479 --> 01:30:40,437 -You know, you kind of make sense. -What are you talking about? 1619 01:30:40,521 --> 01:30:44,354 Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel, like, slightly bad for Emma? 1620 01:30:44,437 --> 01:30:47,437 -I mean, you guys used to hang out. -That was before she turned gay. 1621 01:30:47,521 --> 01:30:48,854 Maybe she was always gay. 1622 01:30:48,937 --> 01:30:52,354 Exactly, because that's the way God made her, Shelby. 1623 01:30:52,437 --> 01:30:53,771 -Come on. What? -Whatever. 1624 01:30:53,854 --> 01:30:56,937 -Hey! It's the Godspell kids! -Hey, Trent. What's going on? 1625 01:30:57,021 --> 01:30:58,771 -[Trent] You guys'll back me up. -With what? 1626 01:30:58,854 --> 01:31:02,271 He's just trying to confuse us. Because my stepdad always says-- 1627 01:31:02,354 --> 01:31:03,229 [all gasp] 1628 01:31:03,312 --> 01:31:06,354 Stepdad? Do you mean your parents are divorced? 1629 01:31:07,396 --> 01:31:08,854 Yeah, and? 1630 01:31:08,937 --> 01:31:11,146 Well, divorce is a big no-no. 1631 01:31:12,146 --> 01:31:16,479 ♪ Not to oversimplify ♪ 1632 01:31:16,562 --> 01:31:20,437 ♪ But the scripture does imply ♪ 1633 01:31:20,521 --> 01:31:23,646 ♪ That your mom will have to die ♪ 1634 01:31:24,604 --> 01:31:28,521 ♪ How's tomorrow If she's not got any plans? ♪ 1635 01:31:28,604 --> 01:31:31,562 ♪ There's no way to separate ♪ 1636 01:31:32,687 --> 01:31:35,979 ♪ Which rules you can violate ♪ 1637 01:31:36,604 --> 01:31:40,354 ♪ Let's hope you don't masturbate ♪ 1638 01:31:40,437 --> 01:31:43,396 ♪ 'Cause the scripture says We'll have to cut off your… ♪ 1639 01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:44,312 ♪ Hands ♪ 1640 01:31:44,396 --> 01:31:48,604 ♪ Or we could use Some common sense instead ♪ 1641 01:31:48,687 --> 01:31:52,479 ♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪ 1642 01:31:52,562 --> 01:31:56,729 ♪ Those immortal words that Jesus said ♪ 1643 01:31:56,812 --> 01:32:00,396 ♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪ 1644 01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:04,687 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1645 01:32:04,771 --> 01:32:09,062 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1646 01:32:09,146 --> 01:32:12,979 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1647 01:32:13,062 --> 01:32:16,521 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1648 01:32:17,021 --> 01:32:18,312 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1649 01:32:18,396 --> 01:32:19,729 Yes! 1650 01:32:20,854 --> 01:32:24,646 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1651 01:32:24,729 --> 01:32:28,312 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1652 01:32:28,396 --> 01:32:30,479 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1653 01:32:30,562 --> 01:32:33,146 ♪ Trumps them all! ♪ 1654 01:32:36,687 --> 01:32:37,604 Oh! 1655 01:32:39,229 --> 01:32:41,104 [crowd exclaiming] 1656 01:32:55,646 --> 01:32:59,021 ♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1657 01:32:59,104 --> 01:33:02,937 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪ 1658 01:33:03,021 --> 01:33:08,604 ♪ Love thy neighbor Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪ 1659 01:33:08,687 --> 01:33:15,604 -♪ Trumps them all ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1660 01:33:16,104 --> 01:33:17,771 ♪ Hear the call ♪ 1661 01:33:17,854 --> 01:33:21,312 ♪ Time to make some better choices Drop the hate and raise your voices ♪ 1662 01:33:21,396 --> 01:33:24,437 ♪ Love thy neighbor Is the one that trumps 'em all ♪ 1663 01:33:25,021 --> 01:33:27,396 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1664 01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:31,812 ♪ Jesus, take the wheel and steer it If you feel the Holy Spirit ♪ 1665 01:33:31,896 --> 01:33:35,312 ♪ Come on, kids, and let me hear it What? ♪ 1666 01:33:35,396 --> 01:33:37,312 -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ -♪ All right now! ♪ 1667 01:33:37,396 --> 01:33:39,021 ♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1668 01:33:39,104 --> 01:33:42,312 ♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them ♪ 1669 01:33:42,396 --> 01:33:47,479 -♪ All! ♪ -♪ Love thy neighbor ♪ 1670 01:33:47,562 --> 01:33:50,146 -♪ Trumps them all! ♪ -[all cheer] 1671 01:33:50,229 --> 01:33:51,396 [elevator dings] 1672 01:33:51,896 --> 01:33:53,562 -[Dee Dee chuckles] -Please. 1673 01:33:55,854 --> 01:33:58,104 [Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins chuckling] 1674 01:33:58,187 --> 01:33:59,771 -[Principal Hawkins] Hi, everyone. -Hi! 1675 01:33:59,854 --> 01:34:01,854 It's okay, it's okay. He knows what we're up to. 1676 01:34:01,937 --> 01:34:04,771 And I'm on board, as long as Emma's comfortable with it. 1677 01:34:04,854 --> 01:34:08,021 Well, she's outta luck, 'cause we got nothin'. 1678 01:34:08,104 --> 01:34:11,187 Uh, it's not over yet. Dee Dee. 1679 01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:14,646 -I have arranged a TV appearance for her… -[Angie] Mmm! 1680 01:34:14,729 --> 01:34:16,729 -…on Eddie Sharpe. -[gasps] 1681 01:34:16,812 --> 01:34:19,812 She's booked for tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. 1682 01:34:19,896 --> 01:34:21,771 Not the house in the Hamptons. 1683 01:34:21,854 --> 01:34:23,312 [inhales sharply] Yes. 1684 01:34:23,396 --> 01:34:25,396 -[line ringing] -[Dee Dee exhales] 1685 01:34:25,479 --> 01:34:30,729 Hello, Eddie, it's Dee Dee, your brutalized ex-wife. 1686 01:34:30,812 --> 01:34:33,437 But I'm calling on another matter entirely. 1687 01:34:34,104 --> 01:34:35,104 What I did… 1688 01:34:36,021 --> 01:34:40,396 was I put her interest ahead of my own. 1689 01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:44,562 -[Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. -I expect nothing in return. 1690 01:34:44,646 --> 01:34:49,896 I have no agenda other than to ease someone else's burden. 1691 01:34:49,979 --> 01:34:54,104 Oh, Dee Dee, that is incredibly generous of you! 1692 01:34:54,187 --> 01:34:55,062 I know! [laughing] 1693 01:34:55,146 --> 01:34:57,854 Hang on. What kind of audience are we talking about here? 1694 01:34:57,937 --> 01:35:02,229 I mean, Eddie Sharpe on a weekday? Fifteen, sixteen million! 1695 01:35:02,312 --> 01:35:05,562 -Dee Dee! You saved the day! -Yeah, I did. 1696 01:35:05,646 --> 01:35:07,229 [all laughing] 1697 01:35:07,312 --> 01:35:11,187 -I love giving back. It's my new thing. -[Principal Hawkins] There you go! 1698 01:35:11,271 --> 01:35:12,854 -Emma! -Hi. 1699 01:35:12,937 --> 01:35:14,687 Emma! You wait until you hear the news. 1700 01:35:14,771 --> 01:35:18,479 Dee Dee has got you booked on Eddie Sharpe tomorrow at 8:00 1701 01:35:18,562 --> 01:35:21,312 with an audience of 16 million people! 1702 01:35:21,396 --> 01:35:24,146 Wow! That's amazing. Thank you. 1703 01:35:24,229 --> 01:35:26,521 Oh, I'm just… I'm so happy to be able to help. 1704 01:35:26,604 --> 01:35:29,104 And I'm gonna take a stand. 1705 01:35:29,187 --> 01:35:33,229 And I want to thank you all because without your love and support, 1706 01:35:33,312 --> 01:35:35,104 I never would have found the courage. 1707 01:35:35,187 --> 01:35:39,437 But, um, the reason I came was to tell you that… 1708 01:35:40,937 --> 01:35:42,479 I'm going to do it my way. 1709 01:35:44,104 --> 01:35:45,771 I'm not going on TV. 1710 01:35:46,396 --> 01:35:47,437 [Dee Dee inhales] 1711 01:35:51,687 --> 01:35:53,771 -You owe me a house! -[Barry] Oh, my God. 1712 01:35:53,854 --> 01:35:55,562 -You owe me a house! -[Barry] Go, go! 1713 01:35:55,646 --> 01:35:57,479 -[Emma] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -Run! Run! 1714 01:35:57,562 --> 01:36:01,479 She owes me a house! She owes me my house! 1715 01:36:01,562 --> 01:36:04,687 I need my house. [continues shouting] 1716 01:36:04,771 --> 01:36:06,687 She's a very passionate woman. 1717 01:36:07,729 --> 01:36:09,604 [Emma] So here's what's gonna happen. 1718 01:36:09,687 --> 01:36:12,937 I'm gonna do my thing, and in the end, 1719 01:36:13,021 --> 01:36:17,896 there will be a kick-ass prom in Edgewater, Indiana, for everybody, 1720 01:36:18,396 --> 01:36:20,396 regardless of who they happen to love. 1721 01:36:21,187 --> 01:36:22,062 I know it. 1722 01:36:22,146 --> 01:36:24,896 That… That would be wonderful. 1723 01:36:24,979 --> 01:36:29,979 And when that happens, I want you to be my date. 1724 01:36:32,729 --> 01:36:33,854 Wait, but what about… 1725 01:36:34,646 --> 01:36:35,896 We broke up. 1726 01:36:37,729 --> 01:36:39,104 Just say yes. 1727 01:36:39,187 --> 01:36:41,604 There's no one in the world I'd rather go with. 1728 01:36:46,354 --> 01:36:49,937 -God. [sighs] Don't make me cry. -[both chuckle] 1729 01:36:52,812 --> 01:36:55,354 Of course I will go with you. 1730 01:36:55,437 --> 01:36:57,729 We are going to the prom. 1731 01:36:59,146 --> 01:37:00,146 God. 1732 01:37:02,187 --> 01:37:03,062 [kisses] 1733 01:37:06,229 --> 01:37:08,354 -[door opens and shuts] -[exhales] 1734 01:37:09,562 --> 01:37:11,521 [chuckling softly] I can't believe it. 1735 01:37:13,521 --> 01:37:15,021 [sighs, sniffles] 1736 01:37:16,146 --> 01:37:18,271 ♪ I'm oddly excited ♪ 1737 01:37:20,104 --> 01:37:22,104 ♪ Perhaps that's because ♪ 1738 01:37:23,687 --> 01:37:26,146 ♪ Although it shouldn't matter ♪ 1739 01:37:27,604 --> 01:37:32,354 ♪ It somehow does ♪ 1740 01:37:33,604 --> 01:37:36,896 ♪ It's strange But I feel like I'm in a time machine ♪ 1741 01:37:37,729 --> 01:37:42,312 ♪ 'Cause guess what? It's like I'm suddenly 17 ♪ 1742 01:37:42,396 --> 01:37:46,354 ♪ So book a white limo, uncork the Dom ♪ 1743 01:37:46,437 --> 01:37:51,104 ♪ After 21 years I am finally going to prom ♪ 1744 01:37:53,562 --> 01:37:57,021 ♪ I once thought A night like this wasn't in the cards ♪ 1745 01:37:57,979 --> 01:38:02,312 ♪ Now I've got a date, a tux And the whole nine yards ♪ 1746 01:38:02,396 --> 01:38:06,521 ♪ A rational person would just stay calm ♪ 1747 01:38:06,604 --> 01:38:08,437 ♪ Oh, since when am I rational? ♪ 1748 01:38:08,521 --> 01:38:10,229 ♪ Barry is going to prom! ♪ 1749 01:38:11,229 --> 01:38:12,562 ♪ The prom! ♪ 1750 01:38:13,604 --> 01:38:17,854 ♪ I wish I could tell that sad kid I was ♪ 1751 01:38:17,937 --> 01:38:22,312 ♪ To stop crying into his Cheetos ♪ 1752 01:38:22,396 --> 01:38:24,646 ♪ They say, "It gets better" ♪ 1753 01:38:24,729 --> 01:38:26,646 ♪ Guess what? It does ♪ 1754 01:38:26,729 --> 01:38:29,354 ♪ Who cares if you're a big old girl? ♪ 1755 01:38:29,437 --> 01:38:35,396 ♪ Just get into that gym and twirl ♪ 1756 01:38:35,479 --> 01:38:36,312 [laughing] 1757 01:38:39,229 --> 01:38:40,604 ♪ Barry's going to the ♪ 1758 01:38:43,604 --> 01:38:45,729 [chuckling] ♪ To the freakin' prom ♪ 1759 01:38:45,812 --> 01:38:46,937 [crowd cheering] 1760 01:38:54,521 --> 01:38:55,979 Going to the prom. 1761 01:39:01,771 --> 01:39:05,562 ♪ In showbiz I never felt such a thrill divine ♪ 1762 01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:10,812 ♪ My date is a high school lesbian Still it's fine ♪ 1763 01:39:10,896 --> 01:39:15,146 ♪ And though it's been years I might call my mom ♪ 1764 01:39:15,229 --> 01:39:20,271 ♪ And tell her that though it's overdue All of my waiting is over too ♪ 1765 01:39:20,354 --> 01:39:22,229 ♪ And if you're not happy, I'm over you ♪ 1766 01:39:22,312 --> 01:39:25,562 ♪ 'Cause Barry ♪ 1767 01:39:26,396 --> 01:39:29,562 ♪ Yes, Barry ♪ 1768 01:39:29,646 --> 01:39:30,604 Go on. 1769 01:39:30,687 --> 01:39:32,021 ♪ Look at me, Mom ♪ 1770 01:39:32,104 --> 01:39:34,187 ♪ Barry's going to… ♪ 1771 01:39:35,062 --> 01:39:41,062 ♪ Prom ♪ 1772 01:39:41,146 --> 01:39:42,354 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1773 01:39:43,104 --> 01:39:44,104 [panting] 1774 01:40:05,937 --> 01:40:07,062 Hello, interweb. 1775 01:40:08,062 --> 01:40:11,604 My name is Emma Nolan, and I'm 17 and I'm gay. 1776 01:40:12,729 --> 01:40:15,521 You might have heard about the fake prom in Indiana. 1777 01:40:15,604 --> 01:40:16,771 That was me. 1778 01:40:17,646 --> 01:40:20,062 It was awful in every way, 1779 01:40:20,146 --> 01:40:23,562 and I spent a lot of time feeling sorry for myself. 1780 01:40:23,646 --> 01:40:26,812 So I wrote a song for all the people out there 1781 01:40:27,521 --> 01:40:32,354 who love someone in a way that the world just doesn't understand. 1782 01:40:32,437 --> 01:40:36,062 I know we all have stories to tell, and here's mine. 1783 01:40:38,146 --> 01:40:42,979 ♪ Some hearts can conform Fitting the norm ♪ 1784 01:40:43,062 --> 01:40:46,646 ♪ Flaunting their love for all to see ♪ 1785 01:40:46,729 --> 01:40:53,271 ♪ I tried to change Thinking how easy life could be ♪ 1786 01:40:53,354 --> 01:40:56,104 ♪ I just kept on failing ♪ 1787 01:40:56,187 --> 01:41:00,062 ♪ I guess that was a sign ♪ 1788 01:41:00,729 --> 01:41:03,687 ♪ That there wasn't much hope ♪ 1789 01:41:03,771 --> 01:41:08,062 ♪ For this unruly heart ♪ 1790 01:41:08,146 --> 01:41:12,271 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1791 01:41:12,354 --> 01:41:16,771 ♪ Then you came along And right or wrong ♪ 1792 01:41:16,854 --> 01:41:20,146 ♪ Feelings began to overflow ♪ 1793 01:41:20,229 --> 01:41:26,562 ♪ We had to hide Thinking that no one else could know ♪ 1794 01:41:26,646 --> 01:41:33,062 ♪ And not having you near me Was where I drew the line ♪ 1795 01:41:33,146 --> 01:41:36,229 ♪ So I had to conceal ♪ 1796 01:41:36,312 --> 01:41:41,812 ♪ This poor unruly heart ♪ 1797 01:41:41,896 --> 01:41:45,687 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1798 01:41:45,771 --> 01:41:49,396 Hi, Emma. I loved your video. Where do I start? 1799 01:41:49,479 --> 01:41:51,021 I think my parents always knew. 1800 01:41:51,104 --> 01:41:54,729 I felt so alone. Nothing made sense until him. 1801 01:41:54,812 --> 01:41:56,354 She's the best thing in my life. 1802 01:41:56,437 --> 01:41:58,521 The only good thing. 1803 01:41:58,604 --> 01:41:59,854 But we're always hiding. 1804 01:41:59,937 --> 01:42:01,812 [fan on laptop] You're not the only one. 1805 01:42:02,812 --> 01:42:05,479 ♪ And though I don't know how or when ♪ 1806 01:42:05,562 --> 01:42:09,312 ♪ But somehow I learned to see ♪ 1807 01:42:09,396 --> 01:42:12,687 [all] ♪ No matter what The world might say ♪ 1808 01:42:12,771 --> 01:42:19,354 ♪ This heart is the best part of me ♪ 1809 01:42:23,187 --> 01:42:27,646 ♪ So fear's all in the past Fading so fast ♪ 1810 01:42:27,729 --> 01:42:30,979 ♪ I won't stay hidden anymore ♪ 1811 01:42:31,062 --> 01:42:32,771 ♪ I'm who I am ♪ 1812 01:42:32,854 --> 01:42:36,604 ♪ And I think that's worth fighting for ♪ 1813 01:42:36,687 --> 01:42:39,604 ♪ And nobody out there ♪ 1814 01:42:39,687 --> 01:42:46,646 ♪ Ever gets to define ♪ 1815 01:42:48,604 --> 01:42:51,687 ♪ The life I'm meant to lead ♪ 1816 01:42:51,771 --> 01:42:57,354 ♪ With this unruly heart ♪ 1817 01:42:57,437 --> 01:43:02,437 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1818 01:43:04,604 --> 01:43:11,021 ♪ Mine ♪ 1819 01:43:11,104 --> 01:43:14,062 ♪ And nobody out there ♪ 1820 01:43:14,146 --> 01:43:18,146 ♪ Ever gets to define ♪ 1821 01:43:18,229 --> 01:43:21,229 ♪ The life I'm meant to lead ♪ 1822 01:43:21,312 --> 01:43:27,396 ♪ With this unruly heart ♪ 1823 01:43:27,479 --> 01:43:34,437 ♪ Of mine ♪ 1824 01:43:45,021 --> 01:43:47,729 This is too much. It's too much for my heart. 1825 01:43:47,812 --> 01:43:51,229 That's why I wanted you guys to see it. I've never been more proud. 1826 01:43:51,312 --> 01:43:53,812 -So when is the prom? -There's no money left. 1827 01:43:53,896 --> 01:43:56,771 -What? What do you mean? -We already had a prom, remember? 1828 01:43:56,854 --> 01:43:57,687 [Angie groans] 1829 01:43:57,771 --> 01:44:00,396 [Principal Hawkins] There could be a miracle. It's early. 1830 01:44:00,479 --> 01:44:01,521 [Barry sighs] 1831 01:44:02,646 --> 01:44:05,146 Okay, people, it's Mickey and Judy time. Okay? 1832 01:44:05,229 --> 01:44:07,396 This is the part where we roll up our sleeves 1833 01:44:07,479 --> 01:44:09,729 and we put on a prom with our own bare hands. 1834 01:44:09,812 --> 01:44:13,812 -We are giving Emma the prom she deserves. -Okay, wait a minute. 1835 01:44:13,896 --> 01:44:17,062 How much are we talking about? What does a prom cost? 1836 01:44:17,146 --> 01:44:18,021 [sputters] 1837 01:44:18,104 --> 01:44:20,021 I mean, it's not a school-sanctioned event, 1838 01:44:20,104 --> 01:44:21,979 so we have to pay a rental fee on the gym. 1839 01:44:22,062 --> 01:44:22,937 DJ. 1840 01:44:23,021 --> 01:44:24,562 -Lighting. -Sound system. 1841 01:44:24,646 --> 01:44:27,104 [Principal Hawkins] It's still thousands of dollars. 1842 01:44:27,771 --> 01:44:29,187 Right. Um… 1843 01:44:32,187 --> 01:44:34,146 Okay, here. 1844 01:44:35,271 --> 01:44:38,021 Charge that until it declines, which will be soon. 1845 01:44:38,104 --> 01:44:41,521 I had to declare bankruptcy after my self-produced Notes on a Scandal. 1846 01:44:42,229 --> 01:44:43,771 [Angie] Yes. Well… 1847 01:44:45,104 --> 01:44:47,771 I don't have a credit card anymore because I… 1848 01:44:47,854 --> 01:44:49,187 Well, I just… [exhales] 1849 01:44:49,271 --> 01:44:54,354 But, anyway, you can have what I have in my Venmo and there's my cash. 1850 01:44:54,437 --> 01:44:55,479 It's all yours. 1851 01:44:55,562 --> 01:44:57,604 -Thanks, Angie. [chuckles] -Sure. 1852 01:44:57,687 --> 01:45:00,979 Okay. This is my card from the Actors Federal Credit Union. 1853 01:45:01,062 --> 01:45:03,479 Just cross your fingers and swipe. 1854 01:45:04,396 --> 01:45:08,437 All right. Well, we're making some progress here. This is a nice start. 1855 01:45:08,521 --> 01:45:09,479 Um… 1856 01:45:09,562 --> 01:45:12,021 -We still have a long way to go. -[Angie] Mmm-hmm. 1857 01:45:15,146 --> 01:45:16,312 [Angie clears throat] 1858 01:45:16,396 --> 01:45:19,437 -Dee Dee. Dee Dee? -What? 1859 01:45:19,521 --> 01:45:23,312 Oh, come on. I know you've got an American Express black card in there. 1860 01:45:23,396 --> 01:45:24,896 There's no limit on that baby. 1861 01:45:24,979 --> 01:45:30,021 Please, please, no. I already gave a house. 1862 01:45:30,104 --> 01:45:32,854 Exactly, so this is nothing. Come on. 1863 01:45:34,812 --> 01:45:36,187 [seductively] Eleanor. 1864 01:45:37,896 --> 01:45:39,104 Franklin. 1865 01:45:40,521 --> 01:45:41,354 [sighs] 1866 01:45:42,687 --> 01:45:49,646 [dramatically] Why does being good cost so much… money? 1867 01:45:49,729 --> 01:45:51,021 [all chuckling] 1868 01:45:51,104 --> 01:45:53,021 -Well done, Dee Dee. -[chuckles] 1869 01:45:53,104 --> 01:45:54,937 -[Trent] Yes! -We're fully financed. 1870 01:45:55,021 --> 01:45:57,896 -[Trent] Yeah! -Okay, well, let's give this girl a prom! 1871 01:45:57,979 --> 01:45:59,896 -Yes! -[Barry] Okay, let's do it! 1872 01:45:59,979 --> 01:46:03,104 [Trent] The students will want to see us perform some sort of number. 1873 01:46:03,187 --> 01:46:06,562 So, look, I… I've been thinking hard about this. 1874 01:46:06,646 --> 01:46:07,479 [Barry] Mmm. 1875 01:46:07,562 --> 01:46:10,271 That thing that you and I were talking about. 1876 01:46:11,187 --> 01:46:13,771 -I called your mother. -What? 1877 01:46:13,854 --> 01:46:16,896 Yeah, I found her number in your phone. 1878 01:46:17,896 --> 01:46:19,771 How did you know my passcode? 1879 01:46:19,854 --> 01:46:23,521 Well, I guessed. 9481. Beyoncé's birthday. 1880 01:46:23,604 --> 01:46:26,062 [chuckling] Got it on the first try. 1881 01:46:26,812 --> 01:46:30,062 -Well, why would you do that? -Because, Barry… 1882 01:46:31,896 --> 01:46:35,646 -I know you couldn't do it on your own. -What did she say? 1883 01:46:35,729 --> 01:46:38,646 Well, I think maybe you should let her tell you that. 1884 01:46:39,604 --> 01:46:40,604 [Vera] Hi, Barry. 1885 01:46:42,312 --> 01:46:46,229 Okay. I'm gonna give you some space, and I'll be in the faculty lounge, okay? 1886 01:46:49,854 --> 01:46:53,604 No. No, you… You don't get to do this. Okay? 1887 01:46:53,687 --> 01:46:57,896 You don't get to show up out of nowhere. Okay? No. Uh-uh. 1888 01:46:57,979 --> 01:46:59,521 I came all this way, Barry. 1889 01:46:59,604 --> 01:47:02,104 Well, you can just turn around and go right back, okay? 1890 01:47:02,187 --> 01:47:03,812 You called me, didn't you? 1891 01:47:05,021 --> 01:47:07,687 That was you who called and hung up, wasn't it? 1892 01:47:11,146 --> 01:47:11,979 [sighs] 1893 01:47:12,729 --> 01:47:17,562 I handled this all wrong, honey. And I'm so sorry. 1894 01:47:17,646 --> 01:47:19,687 Okay. You just… stay… 1895 01:47:22,229 --> 01:47:26,521 When you told us what you were, who you were, 1896 01:47:27,937 --> 01:47:31,021 your father and I, we were scared. 1897 01:47:31,104 --> 01:47:32,604 We hardly knew what gay meant. 1898 01:47:32,687 --> 01:47:35,687 We both thought that somehow we had failed you, 1899 01:47:35,771 --> 01:47:37,479 like maybe it was our fault. 1900 01:47:38,896 --> 01:47:41,187 -So it's okay now? -[sighs] 1901 01:47:41,271 --> 01:47:44,062 What I needed was a mother who didn't know if it was okay 1902 01:47:44,146 --> 01:47:45,687 but loved me anyway. 1903 01:47:47,271 --> 01:47:49,979 You think you were scared? How do you think I felt? 1904 01:47:50,062 --> 01:47:53,104 [sobbing] I know, Barry. I failed you and I know. 1905 01:47:54,187 --> 01:47:57,104 That's gonna be on my heart till the day I die. 1906 01:47:57,771 --> 01:48:02,979 [voice breaking] But all I can say is I was wrong and I'm sorry. 1907 01:48:07,771 --> 01:48:09,687 What about Dad? Is he here? 1908 01:48:09,771 --> 01:48:11,854 Uh, no. He's just not… 1909 01:48:13,396 --> 01:48:14,562 He's not there yet. 1910 01:48:15,146 --> 01:48:16,562 I'm sorry to say. 1911 01:48:17,479 --> 01:48:18,479 Oh, Barry. 1912 01:48:20,437 --> 01:48:25,271 Please forgive me. I've missed you so much. 1913 01:48:29,937 --> 01:48:31,271 [crying] I missed you too. 1914 01:48:32,562 --> 01:48:33,604 I did. 1915 01:48:34,812 --> 01:48:37,146 I missed you too. I missed you. 1916 01:48:37,229 --> 01:48:39,146 [both sobbing] 1917 01:48:42,437 --> 01:48:46,146 ♪ Then you came along And right or wrong… ♪ 1918 01:48:46,229 --> 01:48:50,187 -Aren't you tired of watching that? -Eight million people have seen it. 1919 01:48:50,812 --> 01:48:52,604 I just don't understand it. 1920 01:48:52,687 --> 01:48:54,437 Well, I think it's brave. 1921 01:48:55,229 --> 01:48:56,062 [sighs] 1922 01:48:56,646 --> 01:48:58,854 The kids are saying there's gonna be another prom. 1923 01:48:58,937 --> 01:49:01,021 -[scoffs] -Someone's offered to pay for it. 1924 01:49:02,854 --> 01:49:03,771 Who? 1925 01:49:04,979 --> 01:49:07,229 This is so generous of you guys. 1926 01:49:07,312 --> 01:49:09,979 We had to do something after you broke the Internet. 1927 01:49:10,062 --> 01:49:13,021 It was crazy. The numbers just kept going up, 1928 01:49:13,104 --> 01:49:16,354 and then the Indiana Star called, and then the Washington Post-- 1929 01:49:16,437 --> 01:49:17,854 Hello, everyone. 1930 01:49:17,937 --> 01:49:20,062 Can't have a prom without flowers. 1931 01:49:20,146 --> 01:49:22,104 So I will put these out on the table, 1932 01:49:22,187 --> 01:49:24,187 even though I'd rather just give them all to you. 1933 01:49:24,271 --> 01:49:26,479 -[Angie] Oh, my God! -[Barry] Is this for real? 1934 01:49:26,562 --> 01:49:31,771 Can I just say you guys are the best middle-aged people I've ever met. 1935 01:49:32,521 --> 01:49:33,354 [exhales] 1936 01:49:34,312 --> 01:49:35,187 That is… 1937 01:49:35,271 --> 01:49:36,937 Oh, honey… 1938 01:49:38,062 --> 01:49:41,271 We need to talk to you about something, okay? And I think it's… 1939 01:49:42,437 --> 01:49:44,562 It's important that you understand 1940 01:49:44,646 --> 01:49:47,937 the real reason why we came here to visit you. 1941 01:49:48,021 --> 01:49:50,271 -It wasn't for the Hoosier pie? -[chuckles] 1942 01:49:50,354 --> 01:49:52,229 Well, I mean, um… 1943 01:49:55,021 --> 01:49:57,562 -We were in a show. -A wonderful show. 1944 01:49:57,646 --> 01:49:58,896 Well, I mean… 1945 01:49:59,771 --> 01:50:02,562 [hesitating] And we got blasted by the critics. 1946 01:50:02,646 --> 01:50:05,937 They called us narcissists, and it hurt. 1947 01:50:06,021 --> 01:50:08,937 And it hurt because I guess they were right. 1948 01:50:09,021 --> 01:50:14,271 So we looked around for a cause that might give us some credibility. 1949 01:50:14,354 --> 01:50:16,646 [chuckling] Maybe get us some good press. 1950 01:50:16,729 --> 01:50:19,479 Like building a house for Habitat for Humanity. 1951 01:50:19,562 --> 01:50:22,229 Then we realized that we're not capable of building anything. 1952 01:50:22,312 --> 01:50:23,979 And then I found you on Twitter. 1953 01:50:24,062 --> 01:50:27,687 I mean, it was just dumb luck, but meant to be. 1954 01:50:28,812 --> 01:50:32,604 Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but… 1955 01:50:33,354 --> 01:50:35,562 you're going to build something. 1956 01:50:35,646 --> 01:50:38,396 -You're going to build a prom. -[all chuckling] 1957 01:50:38,479 --> 01:50:40,437 Stop it! Stop this, please! 1958 01:50:40,521 --> 01:50:43,062 Who gave you people permission to be in here? 1959 01:50:43,146 --> 01:50:46,229 -I did. -You should have consulted with the PTA. 1960 01:50:46,312 --> 01:50:49,979 Well, this is not a school event, so I'm not obliged to get the PTA's approval. 1961 01:50:50,562 --> 01:50:54,396 I'm going to be as clear as I possibly can. 1962 01:50:55,437 --> 01:50:58,229 Your beliefs are not our beliefs. 1963 01:50:58,312 --> 01:51:00,187 Hey, Emma. Can we talk to you? 1964 01:51:06,146 --> 01:51:09,104 I was a jerk, and I'm sorry. 1965 01:51:09,896 --> 01:51:13,437 You deserve to go to prom just like any other kid. 1966 01:51:13,521 --> 01:51:17,521 What? I thought you hated me. I thought you all hated me. 1967 01:51:17,604 --> 01:51:18,937 Oh, they hated you. 1968 01:51:19,021 --> 01:51:23,229 They hated you with a burning passion stoked by centuries of intolerance 1969 01:51:23,312 --> 01:51:25,312 and the lack of a drama program. 1970 01:51:25,396 --> 01:51:26,812 I'm sorry, too, Emma. 1971 01:51:28,521 --> 01:51:32,604 You know, you explain things really well. You should be, like, a teacher. 1972 01:51:32,687 --> 01:51:35,687 -Oh, you should be our drama teacher! -[girl] Yes, please! 1973 01:51:35,771 --> 01:51:37,437 You should do it. Do it. 1974 01:51:38,937 --> 01:51:40,687 -You're hired! -I'm a teacher! 1975 01:51:40,771 --> 01:51:42,604 -As a temp. -Absolutely. 1976 01:51:42,687 --> 01:51:45,146 No, no, no! This is-- This is what I was afraid of. 1977 01:51:45,229 --> 01:51:46,896 -Mom! -Let me finish! 1978 01:51:46,979 --> 01:51:50,437 No, you have got to stop talking and just listen, okay? 1979 01:51:52,521 --> 01:51:54,187 People don't turn gay. 1980 01:51:55,271 --> 01:51:56,312 They are who they are. 1981 01:51:56,396 --> 01:51:58,562 No. You don't know what you're saying. 1982 01:51:58,646 --> 01:51:59,646 I do. 1983 01:52:00,437 --> 01:52:01,354 I do. 1984 01:52:03,562 --> 01:52:07,604 Look, I know how you were raised, but… the world's a different place. 1985 01:52:08,312 --> 01:52:10,104 And sure, it's not great, but… 1986 01:52:11,104 --> 01:52:16,271 it's… it's better because of people who have the courage to be who they are. 1987 01:52:19,146 --> 01:52:20,312 People like her. 1988 01:52:23,062 --> 01:52:24,354 [sighs] 1989 01:52:24,937 --> 01:52:26,687 I don't want to hurt you. 1990 01:52:28,062 --> 01:52:30,479 I don't want to hurt anyone. 1991 01:52:33,104 --> 01:52:35,521 I just want to be me. 1992 01:52:36,354 --> 01:52:37,271 [crying] 1993 01:52:38,812 --> 01:52:40,062 So here goes. 1994 01:52:40,771 --> 01:52:42,937 -I love you, Emma Nolan. -Oh, my God. 1995 01:52:43,521 --> 01:52:45,146 [all squeal and chuckle] 1996 01:52:45,229 --> 01:52:47,062 I love you too. 1997 01:52:47,146 --> 01:52:49,146 Alyssa… No, listen to me. 1998 01:52:49,229 --> 01:52:52,771 You are very young and you are confused. 1999 01:52:52,854 --> 01:52:54,562 You don't know what is… 2000 01:52:59,896 --> 01:53:03,646 [voice breaking] I just don't want you to have a hard life. 2001 01:53:04,812 --> 01:53:06,437 It's already hard. 2002 01:53:12,812 --> 01:53:14,437 -Mom, I love you-- -No. [shushes] 2003 01:53:20,979 --> 01:53:22,479 We'll… [breathing shakily] 2004 01:53:23,062 --> 01:53:27,771 We can talk about this tonight. Okay? Okay? 2005 01:53:27,854 --> 01:53:29,521 -Okay. -Okay. Okay. 2006 01:53:29,604 --> 01:53:30,771 Mom… 2007 01:53:33,104 --> 01:53:34,021 [door opens] 2008 01:53:34,104 --> 01:53:36,062 [crying] 2009 01:53:36,646 --> 01:53:37,479 [door shuts] 2010 01:53:38,521 --> 01:53:41,104 -[Emma whispers] Just breathe. -Hey, why don't we decorate? 2011 01:53:41,187 --> 01:53:43,896 Yes, let's decorate. Let's decorate everything. 2012 01:53:43,979 --> 01:53:45,854 -[Trent] All right. -[Sheldon] I need you here. 2013 01:53:45,937 --> 01:53:48,021 [Dee Dee] We're gonna make this place really pretty. 2014 01:53:58,771 --> 01:53:59,604 [Emma gasps] 2015 01:54:03,604 --> 01:54:04,771 Look at that! 2016 01:54:06,604 --> 01:54:09,604 I'm so proud of you. Look at what you did. 2017 01:54:09,687 --> 01:54:11,354 I can't believe this. 2018 01:54:12,604 --> 01:54:14,854 -[Emma gasps] -[Alyssa] I think we're early. 2019 01:54:14,937 --> 01:54:16,729 -Yeah, it looks like it. -Mm-hmm. 2020 01:54:16,812 --> 01:54:18,771 You want to hit up the punch bowl? 2021 01:54:18,854 --> 01:54:22,604 No. There's only one thing that I want to do. 2022 01:54:23,979 --> 01:54:28,729 ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ 2023 01:54:28,812 --> 01:54:35,104 ♪ Let the whole world melt away And dance with you ♪ 2024 01:54:35,187 --> 01:54:38,271 ♪ Who cares What other people say? ♪ 2025 01:54:38,354 --> 01:54:41,854 ♪ And when we're through ♪ 2026 01:54:41,937 --> 01:54:48,312 ♪ No one can convince us we were wrong ♪ 2027 01:54:48,396 --> 01:54:55,229 ♪ All it takes is you and me ♪ 2028 01:54:56,312 --> 01:55:01,271 ♪ And a song ♪ 2029 01:55:01,354 --> 01:55:04,062 ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ 2030 01:55:04,146 --> 01:55:07,187 ♪ Let the whole world melt away ♪ 2031 01:55:07,271 --> 01:55:13,604 -[Alyssa] ♪ I just wanna dance with you ♪ -[Emma] ♪ And dance with you ♪ 2032 01:55:14,521 --> 01:55:17,854 [chuckling] Oh, my! Are you kidding me? 2033 01:55:18,771 --> 01:55:19,854 This is amazing. 2034 01:55:19,937 --> 01:55:23,187 -Our first prom-goers have arrived. -Yeah. 2035 01:55:23,271 --> 01:55:26,896 -Girls, this is unbelievable. -Oh, look at you. You're so beautiful! 2036 01:55:26,979 --> 01:55:30,396 You look incredible, sweetheart! 2037 01:55:30,479 --> 01:55:33,062 -Can you believe we pulled this off? -I can't! 2038 01:55:33,146 --> 01:55:35,687 And kids are coming from all over the state. 2039 01:55:35,771 --> 01:55:39,271 -We're letting them in in one minute. -So let's do this right. 2040 01:55:40,771 --> 01:55:43,896 ♪ One thing you've taught me ♪ 2041 01:55:43,979 --> 01:55:47,062 ♪ Is how much people enjoy a show ♪ 2042 01:55:47,146 --> 01:55:49,604 ♪ And so you've got me ♪ 2043 01:55:49,687 --> 01:55:53,187 ♪ Debating How this whole night should go ♪ 2044 01:55:53,271 --> 01:55:56,271 ♪ Kids will be watching ♪ 2045 01:55:56,354 --> 01:55:59,229 ♪ To see who every guest is ♪ 2046 01:55:59,312 --> 01:56:05,229 ♪ And so my only request is ♪ 2047 01:56:05,312 --> 01:56:08,312 ♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪ 2048 01:56:08,396 --> 01:56:11,396 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2049 01:56:11,479 --> 01:56:17,771 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2050 01:56:17,854 --> 01:56:19,646 [Alyssa and Emma] ♪ Build it now ♪ 2051 01:56:19,729 --> 01:56:23,854 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2052 01:56:23,937 --> 01:56:29,062 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2053 01:56:29,146 --> 01:56:32,312 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2054 01:56:32,396 --> 01:56:33,812 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2055 01:56:39,521 --> 01:56:45,562 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2056 01:56:45,646 --> 01:56:51,271 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2057 01:56:52,062 --> 01:56:53,604 -[Angie] Oh, my God! -[Barry] What? 2058 01:56:53,687 --> 01:56:55,646 I just got the call! 2059 01:56:56,312 --> 01:56:58,729 Tina Louise has shingles! 2060 01:56:58,812 --> 01:57:02,021 They want me to go on as Roxie Hart! 2061 01:57:02,104 --> 01:57:03,562 -[all gasping] -What'd you tell 'em? 2062 01:57:03,646 --> 01:57:06,479 -I said, "No way. I got a prom to go to." -Attagirl! 2063 01:57:06,562 --> 01:57:07,729 No! Just kiddin'. 2064 01:57:07,812 --> 01:57:11,979 I'm on the red-eye tomorrow. So let's get this party started! 2065 01:57:12,062 --> 01:57:13,687 Yeah! 2066 01:57:13,771 --> 01:57:16,521 ♪ And now we're dressed up ♪ 2067 01:57:16,604 --> 01:57:19,812 ♪ You are a vision in aqua blue ♪ 2068 01:57:19,896 --> 01:57:22,271 ♪ It's time we fessed up ♪ 2069 01:57:22,354 --> 01:57:25,896 ♪ This year our prom queen will be you ♪ 2070 01:57:25,979 --> 01:57:31,771 ♪ Maybe I'll wear a tiara When it's go time ♪ 2071 01:57:31,854 --> 01:57:37,812 [all] ♪ Get ready, folks 'Cause it's show time ♪ 2072 01:57:37,896 --> 01:57:41,062 ♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪ 2073 01:57:41,146 --> 01:57:44,146 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2074 01:57:44,229 --> 01:57:50,187 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2075 01:57:50,271 --> 01:57:52,104 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2076 01:57:52,187 --> 01:57:56,687 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2077 01:57:56,771 --> 01:58:01,104 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2078 01:58:01,187 --> 01:58:02,562 Hi, guys. This is Mark. 2079 01:58:02,646 --> 01:58:04,812 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2080 01:58:04,896 --> 01:58:06,771 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2081 01:58:06,854 --> 01:58:07,687 Oh. 2082 01:58:17,062 --> 01:58:17,937 Okay. 2083 01:58:24,187 --> 01:58:25,562 Why are you here? 2084 01:58:28,521 --> 01:58:30,521 We have a lot to talk about. 2085 01:58:31,812 --> 01:58:32,979 But I'm here… 2086 01:58:33,979 --> 01:58:39,104 because there is one thing that matters to me more than anything else. 2087 01:58:44,562 --> 01:58:45,521 You. 2088 01:58:47,896 --> 01:58:49,604 You are my daughter, 2089 01:58:50,562 --> 01:58:54,479 and I have loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you, 2090 01:58:54,562 --> 01:58:59,521 and that is never going to change. Ever. Okay? 2091 01:58:59,604 --> 01:59:01,937 -[crying] Okay. Okay. -Okay. 2092 01:59:02,021 --> 01:59:05,021 [crowd cheering and applauding] 2093 01:59:15,979 --> 01:59:17,312 Ooh! 2094 01:59:17,396 --> 01:59:19,271 -Okay. Okay. -Okay. Okay. 2095 01:59:19,354 --> 01:59:21,187 -Go ahead. -No, come on. 2096 01:59:21,271 --> 01:59:22,146 Okay. [chuckles] 2097 01:59:32,312 --> 01:59:35,104 What do you prefer? Gardenias or orchids? 2098 01:59:35,187 --> 01:59:37,562 -For what? -Your corsage. 2099 01:59:39,229 --> 01:59:40,229 Gardenias. 2100 01:59:41,979 --> 01:59:42,812 All right. 2101 01:59:48,979 --> 01:59:50,146 [Dee Dee moans softly] 2102 01:59:57,729 --> 02:00:00,104 [both chuckle softly] 2103 02:00:00,187 --> 02:00:04,062 -Don't let me destroy him. -I'll try my best. 2104 02:00:06,104 --> 02:00:07,229 [Dee Dee gasps] 2105 02:00:08,354 --> 02:00:14,271 -Is this what not failing feels like? -Yeah. I think it is. 2106 02:00:15,146 --> 02:00:17,521 -Pretty good, huh? -Yeah! [chuckles] 2107 02:00:18,562 --> 02:00:21,937 ♪ This is more than I dared wish for ♪ 2108 02:00:22,021 --> 02:00:25,104 ♪ It's epic and what's more ♪ 2109 02:00:25,187 --> 02:00:28,229 ♪ Tonight there's room for anyone ♪ 2110 02:00:28,312 --> 02:00:31,479 ♪ So everyone on the floor! ♪ 2111 02:00:31,562 --> 02:00:33,479 ♪ Get on the floor! ♪ 2112 02:00:33,562 --> 02:00:34,896 [electronic music playing] 2113 02:01:05,104 --> 02:01:06,604 [Barry and Principal Hawkins yelling] 2114 02:01:06,687 --> 02:01:08,437 [Barry and Emma laughing] 2115 02:01:12,021 --> 02:01:16,479 [all] ♪ It's time to build a prom For everyone ♪ 2116 02:01:16,562 --> 02:01:20,104 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2117 02:01:20,187 --> 02:01:26,646 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2118 02:01:26,729 --> 02:01:28,312 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2119 02:01:28,396 --> 02:01:33,396 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2120 02:01:33,479 --> 02:01:38,271 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2121 02:01:38,354 --> 02:01:41,812 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2122 02:01:41,896 --> 02:01:44,979 ♪ And take to the floor That's what the floor's for ♪ 2123 02:01:45,062 --> 02:01:46,437 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2124 02:01:46,521 --> 02:01:50,021 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2125 02:01:50,104 --> 02:01:52,896 [all] ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2126 02:01:52,979 --> 02:01:57,021 ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2127 02:01:57,104 --> 02:02:04,062 [all] ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2128 02:02:04,604 --> 02:02:07,812 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2129 02:02:07,896 --> 02:02:10,979 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2130 02:02:11,062 --> 02:02:16,271 ♪ Dance! ♪ 2131 02:02:16,354 --> 02:02:17,771 ♪ It's time to dance! ♪ 2132 02:02:17,854 --> 02:02:19,771 [all cheering] 2133 02:02:21,646 --> 02:02:23,062 [all] ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2134 02:02:23,146 --> 02:02:25,146 [dance music playing] 2135 02:02:32,521 --> 02:02:33,771 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2136 02:02:33,854 --> 02:02:40,271 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2137 02:02:40,354 --> 02:02:41,812 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2138 02:02:41,896 --> 02:02:45,437 ♪ Wear your crown And shine your light around ♪ 2139 02:02:45,521 --> 02:02:49,604 ♪ Don't waste a day It's time to be brave ♪ 2140 02:02:49,687 --> 02:02:50,979 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2141 02:02:51,062 --> 02:02:56,521 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2142 02:02:56,604 --> 02:03:00,187 ♪ Let's celebrate Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2143 02:03:00,271 --> 02:03:05,979 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2144 02:03:08,187 --> 02:03:10,062 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2145 02:03:10,146 --> 02:03:12,354 ♪ Just grab a microphone ♪ 2146 02:03:12,437 --> 02:03:14,521 ♪ It's time to set the tone ♪ 2147 02:03:14,604 --> 02:03:16,729 ♪ You've got dreams of your own ♪ 2148 02:03:16,812 --> 02:03:18,937 ♪ So go and get them ♪ 2149 02:03:19,021 --> 02:03:21,354 ♪ It's time to turn the tide ♪ 2150 02:03:21,437 --> 02:03:23,687 ♪ Don't let your colors hide ♪ 2151 02:03:23,771 --> 02:03:25,604 ♪ No one can take your pride ♪ 2152 02:03:25,687 --> 02:03:28,687 ♪ Unless you let them ♪ 2153 02:03:28,771 --> 02:03:31,271 ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 2154 02:03:31,354 --> 02:03:36,104 ♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪ 2155 02:03:36,187 --> 02:03:37,729 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2156 02:03:37,812 --> 02:03:38,937 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2157 02:03:39,021 --> 02:03:45,354 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2158 02:03:45,437 --> 02:03:47,021 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2159 02:03:47,104 --> 02:03:50,437 ♪ Wear your crown And shine your light around ♪ 2160 02:03:50,521 --> 02:03:54,521 ♪ Don't waste a day It's time to be brave ♪ 2161 02:03:54,604 --> 02:03:56,271 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2162 02:03:56,354 --> 02:04:01,729 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2163 02:04:01,812 --> 02:04:04,146 ♪ Let's celebrate ♪ 2164 02:04:04,229 --> 02:04:05,812 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2165 02:04:05,896 --> 02:04:11,187 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2166 02:04:13,312 --> 02:04:15,437 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2167 02:04:15,521 --> 02:04:17,646 ♪ Gotta wear your crown Or your tiara ♪ 2168 02:04:17,729 --> 02:04:19,604 ♪ Now is the time To bust out the mascara ♪ 2169 02:04:19,687 --> 02:04:21,896 ♪ Who needs shade? There's nothing duller ♪ 2170 02:04:21,979 --> 02:04:23,896 ♪ We livin' life in full Technicolor ♪ 2171 02:04:23,979 --> 02:04:26,521 ♪ But if your sparkle starts to fade ♪ 2172 02:04:26,604 --> 02:04:28,687 ♪ Go out and start your own parade ♪ 2173 02:04:28,771 --> 02:04:31,187 ♪ And if somebody starts in With new drama ♪ 2174 02:04:31,271 --> 02:04:33,687 ♪ Just go high, like Michelle Obama! ♪ 2175 02:04:33,771 --> 02:04:36,396 ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 2176 02:04:36,479 --> 02:04:41,521 ♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪ 2177 02:04:41,604 --> 02:04:43,062 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2178 02:04:43,146 --> 02:04:44,271 ♪ Shout it loud ♪ 2179 02:04:44,354 --> 02:04:50,646 ♪ And let the world know how Your DNA is perfectly made ♪ 2180 02:04:50,729 --> 02:04:52,312 ♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪ 2181 02:04:52,396 --> 02:04:55,854 ♪ Stand your ground And join us in the crowd ♪ 2182 02:04:55,937 --> 02:04:59,771 ♪ This is your day It's time to be brave ♪ 2183 02:04:59,854 --> 02:05:01,479 ♪ Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2184 02:05:01,562 --> 02:05:07,271 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 2185 02:05:07,354 --> 02:05:10,812 ♪ Let's celebrate Gotta wear your crown ♪ 2186 02:05:15,271 --> 02:05:19,479 [Barry] ♪ Early one morning You'll wake up and find ♪ 2187 02:05:20,521 --> 02:05:23,812 ♪ A note's been slipped Beneath your door ♪ 2188 02:05:25,021 --> 02:05:29,271 ♪ It says the same thing That I wrote in mine ♪ 2189 02:05:29,354 --> 02:05:34,146 ♪ Mom, I love you But I can't lie anymore ♪ 2190 02:05:35,021 --> 02:05:39,437 ♪ And in that moment You'll forget to breathe ♪ 2191 02:05:40,187 --> 02:05:43,937 ♪ Your future has no guarantee ♪ 2192 02:05:45,187 --> 02:05:49,146 ♪ Will you disown the girl You say you love ♪ 2193 02:05:49,229 --> 02:05:51,396 ♪ Like my mother did ♪ 2194 02:05:51,479 --> 02:05:55,062 ♪ 'Cause she couldn't see that ♪ 2195 02:05:55,146 --> 02:05:59,437 ♪ Love is simply love ♪ 2196 02:05:59,521 --> 02:06:03,312 ♪ There's no judgment and no shame ♪ 2197 02:06:04,812 --> 02:06:09,312 ♪ The only thing to understand ♪ 2198 02:06:09,396 --> 02:06:12,896 ♪ Is that All of our hearts beat the same ♪ 2199 02:06:14,729 --> 02:06:19,146 ♪ Love is simply love ♪ 2200 02:06:19,229 --> 02:06:24,521 ♪ So what are you frightened of? ♪ 2201 02:06:24,604 --> 02:06:26,896 ♪ Your daughter loves you ♪ 2202 02:06:26,979 --> 02:06:31,937 ♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪ 2203 02:06:32,646 --> 02:06:38,729 ♪ That love is simply love ♪ 2204 02:06:40,687 --> 02:06:45,062 ♪ I've seen this story Far too many times ♪ 2205 02:06:45,937 --> 02:06:49,646 ♪ The broken lives, the wasted years ♪ 2206 02:06:50,604 --> 02:06:54,729 ♪ You're still her mother And she's still your child ♪ 2207 02:06:54,812 --> 02:06:58,979 ♪ So don't let this end in tears ♪ 2208 02:07:00,229 --> 02:07:04,812 ♪ 'Cause love is simply love ♪ 2209 02:07:04,896 --> 02:07:08,396 ♪ There's no judgment and no shame ♪ 2210 02:07:09,896 --> 02:07:14,396 ♪ The only thing to understand ♪ 2211 02:07:14,479 --> 02:07:17,937 ♪ Is that all of our hearts Beat the same ♪ 2212 02:07:19,437 --> 02:07:24,021 ♪ Oh, love is simply love ♪ 2213 02:07:24,104 --> 02:07:31,062 ♪ So what are you frightened of? ♪ 2214 02:07:31,979 --> 02:07:34,562 ♪ Your daughter needs you ♪ 2215 02:07:34,646 --> 02:07:40,687 ♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪ 2216 02:07:40,771 --> 02:07:41,979 ♪ That love ♪ 2217 02:07:44,646 --> 02:07:50,646 ♪ Is simply love ♪ 2218 02:09:33,854 --> 02:09:38,271 ♪ It's time to build a prom For everyone ♪ 2219 02:09:38,354 --> 02:09:42,062 ♪ Show them all it can be done ♪ 2220 02:09:42,146 --> 02:09:48,229 ♪ If music blares and no one cares Who your unruly heart loves ♪ 2221 02:09:48,312 --> 02:09:50,312 ♪ Build it now ♪ 2222 02:09:50,396 --> 02:09:55,271 ♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪ 2223 02:09:55,354 --> 02:10:00,271 ♪ It might come true if we take a chance ♪ 2224 02:10:00,354 --> 02:10:03,604 ♪ But till that day comes I say cue the drums ♪ 2225 02:10:03,687 --> 02:10:06,896 ♪ And take to the floor That's what the floor's for ♪ 2226 02:10:06,979 --> 02:10:08,146 ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2227 02:10:08,229 --> 02:10:11,979 [Emma] ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2228 02:10:12,062 --> 02:10:14,729 [all] ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2229 02:10:14,812 --> 02:10:18,479 [Emma] ♪ I just want to dance with you ♪ 2230 02:10:18,562 --> 02:10:25,562 [all] ♪ It's time to dance ♪ 2231 02:10:26,437 --> 02:10:29,646 ♪ Dance ♪ 2232 02:10:29,729 --> 02:10:32,937 ♪ Dance ♪ 2233 02:10:33,021 --> 02:10:38,312 ♪ Dance ♪ 2234 02:10:38,396 --> 02:10:39,604 ♪ It's time to dance! ♪