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♪ "If I Can't Have You"
by Shawn Mendes ♪

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SIMON: Dear Victor,
Benji has a boyfriend?

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That sucks.

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Before I was out, I was devastated

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when my fake celebrity crush,
Gigi Hadid,

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started dating
my real celebrity crush, Zayn.

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I'm still not totally over it.

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How are you holding up?

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VICTOR:
Honestly, Simon,

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I'm fine.

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Things with Benji are great.

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Hey, Benji, can you open the‐‐

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and hand me the‐‐

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I also need the‐‐

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[cell phone beeping]

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‐ Hey, handsome. What's up?

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VICTOR:
Him having a boyfriend

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is the best thing that
could have happened.

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It means he's off the table.

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So, I can focus on Mia.

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And everything else is starting
to lock in, too.

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I found my Creekwood people.

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[whistle blows]

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I'm in a good rhythm
on the basketball team.

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PLAYER:
Yo!

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PLAYER 2:
Oh, dang!

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COACH FORD: [laughs]
Oh, you're on fire, Salazar.

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You keep it up, we could actually
beat Whitman this Friday.

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And then maybe the other coaches
would add me to their group text.

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‐ All right, don't get cocky.
Okay, you scored on Cooperman.

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Like to see you
make that shot on me, yeah?

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Well, I didn't‐‐ I didn't mean, like,
right now, okay? I wasn't ready.

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‐ ♪ Is it too late... ♪

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VICTOR: And even my family
seems to be getting along.

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FELIX: Ms. S., do you make a poster
for every one of Victor's games?

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ISABEL: Uh‐huh.

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‐ "Salazar" is a "Salastar."

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Wow. You are a pun wizard,
and I'm under your spell.

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‐ [laughs] Thank you, Felix.

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At least someone appreciates
my hardcore random.

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‐ Yeah, hardcore is right.

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Back in Texas during regional semis,

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she got ejected from the game
for excessive dancing.

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‐ Since when is dancing not allowed?

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We don't live in a Footloose world.

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‐ Not everyone enjoys watching you twerk
like a geriatric Cardi B.

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‐ Honey, even though the sign says
Victor is number one,

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I'm just talking about
the basketball game.

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I love all my kids exactly the same.

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‐ But if you had to rank us,
I'd be on top, right?

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‐ [whispers]: Definitely.

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Shh.

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Oh, you're still here?

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‐ All right, I am so glad you were
able to make it for dinner, Felix.

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And breakfast.
It's, uh, it's almost like you live here.

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‐ Guys!

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I feel that way, too.

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‐ Pilar, it's your turn to say grace.

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And before you complain, please just‐‐
‐ Actually, it would be my honor.

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‐ Oh.

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PILAR: Bless us, oh Lord,
and bless this pizza
which you provided.

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Bless the hands that prepared it.

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But most of all, bless my mother, Isabel.

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She needs your guidance the most,

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'cause she's nasty, and she knows it.
Amen.

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‐ Hey! I don't care if you are jealous
about Victor's big game.

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You may not speak to me that way.

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ARMANDO:
Your room.

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Now!

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[door closes]
FELIX: So...

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do you guys, uh, always do grace
roast style?

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[knocking on door]
PILAR: Go away!

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‐ Brought you the last slice of sausage.

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[door closes]

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What's your deal?

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This can't be about Mom's pun posters.

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‐ Of course not.

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Victor, Mom had an affair.

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‐ What? No, she didn't.

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‐ After I finished setting up
her Facebook page,

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some guy named Roger R. started
messaging her all this

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creepy romantic crap. Look.

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VICTOR:
This is, um...

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We don't know what any of this means.

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‐ "I miss you. I wish you were here.
Please call me."

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‐ He's probably just some
internet creep, okay?

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That's why Mom hasn't written him back.

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‐ She hasn't written back because
she hasn't seen the messages yet.

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I changed her Facebook password
and said her profile got a virus.

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Moms really don't understand
how the internet works.

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‐ It's probably just spam.

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Mom stopped watching Jimmy Kimmel
after he got skinny

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because she was having impure thoughts.

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There's no way she had an affair.

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[computer dings]

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[dings]

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VICTOR:
Yep, Simon. Everything is going great.

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♪ upbeat music playing ♪

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‐ ♪ Waiting for the time ♪

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♪ Waiting for the place ♪

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♪ And I, I, I ♪

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♪ I, I need ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be all right ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be just fine ♪

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♪ If someone has been there before,
say it right now ♪

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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪

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♪

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[humming along to music on headphones]

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‐ Ha ha. Busted!
‐ Dad! [chuckles]

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You're home.

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Wait, how long have you
been standing there?

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‐ Not too long.
[vocalizing]

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Come here. I missed you, beans.
[kissing noises]

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‐ Uh‐oh. Is that for me?
[Harold sighs]

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‐ Aah, aah, aah.

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‐ What?
‐ All the way from gay Paris.

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And what makes you say, "Uh‐oh?"

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‐ Because you have
disastrous taste in souvenirs.

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‐ [laughs]
This gift is good. I promise.

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‐ Dad, this is gorgeous!

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Wait, you picked this out?

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‐ Well, not exactly.

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My, um, friend did.

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‐ Oh.

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What's an, "um, friend?"

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What, were you in Paris with a lady?

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Thought this was a work trip.
‐ It was.

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It really was.

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I was there for an academic symposium
at the Sorbonne.

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Veronica, she just tagged along.

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‐ Mm, right. Just like Monica
tagged along to Denver,

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and Lauren tagged along to Miami,

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and Sidney tagged along to Sydney!

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‐ Now, now that was a strange coincidence.

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Look, it was brand new, all right,

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and I didn't know if
it was going anywhere,

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but then, I guess it went somewhere.

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‐ Yeah, to a hotel suite
in the city of romance.

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‐ Ah, it's actually called
the city of lights.

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That's not the point.

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Listen, sweetheart, I would like for
you two to meet each other.

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We were thinking, you know,

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we could all have dinner
maybe later this week.

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‐ Yeah, of course.

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‐ Yeah?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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And thank you for this.
‐ Aah.

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‐ Your, um, friend has amazing taste.
[Harold laughs]

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‐ I'm excited for you to meet her.
[hands slap]

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‐ Yeah, I can't wait.

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[Harold chuckles]

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MIA:
I just can't, with this dinner.

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Every time my dad gets a new girlfriend,
they just get younger and dumber.

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‐ What kind of car does he drive again?
‐ Ha ha.

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‐ So, if you're meeting
the girlfriend on Friday,

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does that mean you can't come to the game?

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‐ Oh, no. I can do both.

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Lake, here, is coming with me
to the dinner,

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so she can get us out of it early.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ How?
‐ Oh, uh, I'm the excuse queen, so...

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‐ What does that mean?
LAKE: Well, it means...

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Oh, my God.

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Uh, you guys, my little brother
just swallowed a golf ball,

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and now he's in the hospital.
‐ What?

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‐ Oh, my gosh. Is he okay?

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‐ Excuse queen.
[Victor and Felix laughing]

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‐ Oh, my God. That‐‐
You're like, the next Judi Dench.

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‐ So, how are you guys so sure your dad's
girlfriend's gonna be terrible?

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‐ 'Cause they're all terrible.
[chuckles]

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Starting with my drunk mother,

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who checked herself into rehab
on my 12th birthday,

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and never came back.

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Sorry. We had good banter going.
Did I kill it? I killed it.

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‐ I'm so sorry, Mia.
I, I knew your mom wasn't around, and‐‐

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‐ No, it's fine. It was a long time ago.
I am very over it.

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‐ It's weird. Before your mom left,

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I used to think she was the coolest.

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‐ I guess we don't always know
what's going on with our parents.

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VICTOR:
Hey.

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Even though there's no way Mom did
what you think she did, we need answers.

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‐ Damn. Mom's little golden boy
turned on her.

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‐ I didn't turn. I just want to prove
he's some random stalker,

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and move on with our lives.

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So, should we just ask her who he is?

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‐ No way. She'd just make up some lie.

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‐ So, what do you think we should do?
‐ I've already been doing it.

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I've been messaging him all day as Mom.

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‐ Pilar!
‐ What? She won't know.

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And get this. He's coming to Atlanta
on Friday to attend a conference,

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and he wants to see Mom.

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‐ That's not good.

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‐ The only conference he's trying
to attend is in Mom's pants.

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I think we should go
meet up with him in her place.

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But before you say no‐‐
‐ Let's do it.

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‐ Really?

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‐ Really.

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♪

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[birds chirping]

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MIA: All right.
[Lake sighs]

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[silverware clattering]
‐ Now remember, get in, get out.

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Meet Harold's new playmate.

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Smile blankly as she shows us
pictures of her Chihuahuas

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that are probably named after
Bachelor contestants.

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Hear about how she's thinking of
starting a new jewelry line.

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‐ And at eight on the dot,
I'll excuse queen our way

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straight to Victor's game.
Hashtag "Not My First Rodeo."

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[doorbell rings]
HAROLD: Mia, sweetheart, she's here.

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[Harold sighs]

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[indistinct chatter]
How ya doin'?

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[kissing noises]
‐ Hmm. This is weird.

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She's like, twice my age. So not his type.

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‐ She must be great in the sack.

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‐ Like, why would you say that?

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‐ What? An older woman knows how
to do things a young woman doesn't.

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You know, in the baño.

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‐ I think you mean in the boudoir.
Baño means bathroom.

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‐ Ooh. Kinky.

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‐ Mia. Lake.

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I want you to meet Veronica.

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‐ Hi.
MIA: Hi.

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It's very nice to meet you.
VERONICA: Hi, Mia.

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I've been waiting to meet you for weeks,

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but your dear old dad
thought it might be too soon.

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We can talk about his stubbornness later.

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‐ Please, it wasn't just me, all right?
She's been swamped with work.

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Veronica runs the
Global Women's Advancement Initiative.

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VERONICA: Mm‐hmm.
‐ Is that a jewelry line?

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[Harold laughs]
‐ No, actually it's a nonprofit

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that supports women through
economic and social initiatives.

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HAROLD: [chuckles] She's out there
trying to make the world a better place.

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That's one thing I love about her.

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VERONICA: Aw!
‐ Oh.

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‐ All right, so who's hungry?

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I tried to make this fancy lamb thing,

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but, uh, I want to make sure that
we have enough time to order takeout

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just in case it's inedible. [chuckles]
‐ I'm sure it's gonna be great.

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He cooks, which is one of the things
I love about him.

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HAROLD: [chuckles]
Come on, let's get you some wine.

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[elevator bell dings]
[indistinct chatter]

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‐ How do we know which one is Roger?

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His only profile picture is a dog.

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Oh! Look at that guy.

242
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,899
By himself. Two drinks.
Obviously waiting for someone.

243
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,859
Plus, he looks like a Roger.

244
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,319
‐ How does someone look like a Roger?

245
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,447
‐ The khakis. The receding hairline.
The windbreaker.

246
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,491
VICTOR:
I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.

247
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,742
‐ I'm going in.

248
00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,119
‐ Oh, please stay calm, and‐‐
Or better yet, just let me do the talking.

249
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,788
It'd be better‐‐ [sighs]
‐ Hey!

250
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,998
We know who you are,
and we know why you're here.

251
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,417
Isabel already has as a family.
‐ What?

252
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,754
‐ Yeah. She has a husband and three kids
who she loves very, very much.

253
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,173
‐ So you need to leave our mom alone.

254
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,092
‐ Who the hell is Isabel?

255
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,468
‐ I have no idea!

256
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,221
‐ It's that woman you're always
on the phone with, isn't it?

257
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,306
‐ We've been over this. That's Siri!

258
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,976
She's not a person. She is my phone.

259
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,727
‐ I don't think that was Roger.

260
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,729
‐ Uh, yeah! That was stupid.

261
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,148
And as much as I love ruining
random strangers' marriages,

262
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,609
I have a game to get to.
So why don't we just...

263
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,070
[elevator bell dings]

264
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,532
PILAR:
What?

265
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,950
‐ I know that guy.

266
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,829
That's Dad's old boss.

267
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,206
‐ I thought Ramon was his old boss.

268
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:52,045
‐ Ramon was the foreman. This...
This guy was the big boss.

269
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,841
I met him at the company holiday party
back in Texas.

270
00:11:56,550 --> 00:12:00,304
‐ I don't get it.
How would Mom even know his big boss?

271
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:03,015
And why would they‐‐
‐ Let's go.

272
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,350
‐ We didn't even get to talk to him.
‐ We're going.

273
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,186
I, I don't want to be here.

274
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,604
[Pilar grunts]

275
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,568
HAROLD: [chuckles]
The fundraiser's almost over,

276
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:18,530
and this pretty lady hands me a napkin
with a large number written on it.

277
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,992
VERONICA: Oh‐‐
‐ I'm thinking she wants to
make a donation to the university.

278
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,912
‐ It was your number.
Oh, she was giving your dad her number.

279
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,788
‐ Mm‐hmm. Got it.

280
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,213
Great. Lake and I are gonna
clear the plates.

281
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,173
LAKE: Okay, yeah. Uh, sure.
HAROLD: All right.

282
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,091
‐ Why were you laughing at her?

283
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,761
That was mildly humorous, at best.

284
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:44,515
‐ I don't know. She's charming,
and age‐appropriate.

285
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:47,184
I thought you'd be glad she's not some
20‐something floozy

286
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,603
who thinks Kamala Harris
is a "Real Housewife."

287
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,106
‐ I thought I'd be glad, too,
but for some reason, I'm not.

288
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,359
‐ [sighs] Well, do you wanna bail early?

289
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,694
I created a fake text saying
my parents are in the hospital

290
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,404
for carbon monoxide poisoning.

291
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,156
‐ God, no.

292
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,116
Hmm, I don't want to go just yet.

293
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,118
Something's not right.

294
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,372
‐ Oof, yeah.
Your dad's lamb is not sitting well.

295
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,666
‐ All right. Hold off on the excuse.

296
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,836
I want to figure out
what her deal really is.

297
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,587
VERONICA: Oh!
HAROLD: Look at that!

298
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,715
‐ Yes, please!
The diet can start tomorrow.

299
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,552
[Lake laughs]
‐ So, Veronica,

300
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,595
ever been married?

301
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,973
‐ Um, no. Actually, I haven't.

302
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,309
‐ Hmm, that's odd.
An accomplished, intelligent,

303
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,645
pretty‐enough woman like you.
What happened?

304
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:36,400
‐ Mia.
Come on, you're being a little rude.

305
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,444
‐ It's okay.
I've testified before Congress.

306
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,654
This is nothing.

307
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,367
I guess I just haven't really prioritized
my personal life.

308
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,912
For many years, I was really addicted to‐‐
‐ Pills?

309
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,542
‐ No. I was going to say
I was addicted to my work.

310
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,128
I have a tendency to
place my career first.

311
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,256
‐ Got it. Ever have any children?
‐ No.

312
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,133
‐ Well, how many partners have you
not had children with?

313
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,886
HAROLD:
Mia Brooks! [scoffs]

314
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,139
‐ Oh, no! My house has monoxide.

315
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:10,350
‐ I'm sorry about this, Veronica.
My daughter...

316
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,144
has clearly gone insane.

317
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,896
VERONICA:
It's okay, Harold.

318
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,982
I think I understand
what's going on here.

319
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,275
‐ Hmm.

320
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,861
‐ You're acting out, because your dad
is in a real relationship,

321
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,280
and that freaks you out. I get it.

322
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,950
But Mia, I just want you to know,
I'm not trying to replace your mother.

323
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,661
‐ I wish you would replace my mother,
because then you wouldn't even be here.

324
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,996
HAROLD:
Hey!

325
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,790
What the hell has gotten into you?

326
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,794
[thuds]

327
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,048
‐ The lamb was everything. So...

328
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,135
[scoffs]

329
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,138
Love this.

330
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,267
[door opens, then closes]

331
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,521
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

332
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,482
‐ They're already here.

333
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,985
I can't even look at her.

334
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,571
‐ Promise you won't say anything to Mom
until after the game.

335
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,199
‐ Okay.

336
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,621
‐ So, are we gonna talk about that dinner,

337
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,540
and how "jealous daughter"
is not a good look on you?

338
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,251
‐ No. We're here to support Victor
and have fun.

339
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,002
Go, Grizzlies!

340
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,630
‐ Your mommy is cray.
[kisses]

341
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,465
‐ ♪ I been up ♪

342
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,217
♪ I been down ♪

343
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,261
[crowd cheering]

344
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:30,138
‐ You all right, man?
‐ I'm fine.

345
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,808
‐ Bring that aggro out onto
the court tonight. I want to win.

346
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,103
[all cheering]

347
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,147
‐ All right, all right, guys. Bring it in.
Grizzlies, bring it in.

348
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,818
All right. We haven't beaten Whitman
in four years.

349
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,695
But by a stroke of good luck,

350
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,698
their star center fell off a ladder
and broke his femur.

351
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,659
‐ All right.
‐ Sorry, that sounded overly gleeful.

352
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,036
I hope he has a speedy recovery.

353
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,582
Look, the point is,
I think we have a real shot this year.

354
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,959
Especially since we got Salazar.

355
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,129
So for the love of God,
let's just win this game.

356
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,047
Come on, put it in.
PLAYER: All right, guys, bring it in.

357
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,550
‐ Grizzlies on three! Grizzlies on three!
One, two, three‐‐

358
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,302
ALL:
Grizzlies!

359
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,096
[all cheering and yelling]

360
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,521
ISABEL: Here we go, Victor, here we go.
[all clap]

361
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:23,108
Here we go, Victor, here we go.
‐ Mm. Must be Victor's parents.

362
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,820
At least one of us has a normal family.

363
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,905
♪

364
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:31,200
‐ Ooh. Mom keeps it tight,
and Dad has a full head of hair.

365
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,119
That bodes so well
for your someday babies.

366
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,621
[crowd cheering]

367
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,624
♪

368
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,042
GIRL:
Woo!

369
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,628
[whistle blows]

370
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,214
PLAYER 1:
Turn it around!

371
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,507
PLAYER 2:
Yeah, come on!

372
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,217
‐ Come on, guys. Set it up.

373
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,886
‐ Hey. Ball.

374
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,138
WOMAN: Shoot it!
ISABEL: Go, mijo!

375
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,182
PLAYER 1: Come on, man!
PLAYER 2: Victor, let go!

376
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,643
PLAYER 1:
Salazar, pass, bro!

377
00:16:58,644 --> 00:16:59,811
PLAYER 2:
Yo, Salazar, what's up?

378
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,730
[crowd chattering, cheering]

379
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,775
[crowd groaning]

380
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,487
[grunts]

381
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,204
ANDREW:
Yo, Victor, get your head in the game!

382
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,706
‐ Hey! Ho!

383
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,625
ANDREW:
Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic!

384
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,168
PLAYER:
Oh, my... Come on!

385
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,212
‐ Dude, get your head out of your ass.

386
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,839
‐ I'm just off tonight, okay?

387
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,632
ISABEL: It's all right. It's all right.
‐ All right, you got it.

388
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:34,721
[whistle chirps twice]

389
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,139
‐ Traveling.

390
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,225
‐ You called that before
I even touched the ground!

391
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,811
‐ Creekwood, get your point under control.

392
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,146
‐ [scoffs] I'm under control.

393
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,482
‐ Salazar, take a seat and cool down.

394
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,067
‐ You're benching me?

395
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,610
This is bullshit!
[slams]

396
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,237
[whistle blows]
[crowd murmuring]

397
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,492
[door slams]

398
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,245
[door closes]

399
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,548
‐ Victor.

400
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,134
Victor.

401
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,886
Victor, stop.

402
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,264
What is going on with you?

403
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,683
We didn't raise you to behave like that.
It's disgraceful.

404
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,893
‐ I'm disgraceful?

405
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,812
I'm not the one having an affair
behind Dad's back!

406
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,274
You cheated on Dad with his boss!

407
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,277
Does he know?
ARMANDO: Victor!

408
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,823
I know.

409
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,366
I know. She told me everything,

410
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,410
and it wasn't easy, but, hey,
she was honest.

411
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,537
‐ Honest?

412
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,999
She got with your boss,
and you think she's honest?

413
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,751
‐ Oh, bueno.
We are not doing this here.

414
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,878
Not in front of your little brother,
so just... get in the car.

415
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,217
Victor, get in the car.

416
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,349
‐ Oh, my God.

417
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,893
‐ I know. I'm sorry, okay...

418
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,770
All right. Let's go. Now.

419
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,981
[keys jangle]
[alarm beeps twice]

420
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,441
[car door closes]

421
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,699
‐ The first thing you kids
need to know is that...

422
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:21,328
your mom and I, we're...
we're not perfect.

423
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,205
But we love each other.

424
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,040
Very much.

425
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,377
‐ And what happened with Roger...

426
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,587
[Isabel clears throat]

427
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,259
...with your dad's old boss was...

428
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,971
He hired me to give his son piano lessons.

429
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,349
And, uh, we became friends.

430
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,521
After the lessons, we would have
a cup of coffee, and just...

431
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,398
talk.

432
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,946
I was just...

433
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,242
I liked having someone
who showed an interest in me.

434
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,954
And that was it. It was just a friendship.

435
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,665
Two friends having coffee.
Listening to music.

436
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,041
And then...

437
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,587
[exhales]
...somewhere along the way...

438
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,089
Uh...

439
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,468
I just, I need you guys to know

440
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,055
that as soon as it crossed the line
and it got physical, I shut it down.

441
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,016
As far as‐‐
‐ Isabel, they don't need details.

442
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,234
‐ What I did was wrong.

443
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,489
And I love your father
more than anything.

444
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,159
‐ I took your mother for granted.

445
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,370
And she needed someone to talk to.

446
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,920
‐ Anyway, so, um,

447
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,088
after all of that,

448
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,967
we decided that the best thing
for our marriage,

449
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,345
for the family, was a fresh start.

450
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:04,348
And then Dad got this
great job offer here, so‐‐

451
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:07,226
‐ Wait. This is why we moved?

452
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,062
Because you did whatever the hell you did
with Dad's boss?

453
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,942
‐ I'm so sorry, mijitos.

454
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,402
I don't know what else to say.

455
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:21,823
I'm so‐‐ I am so, so sorry.

456
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,285
[door closes]

457
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,960
[door closes]

458
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,426
Thank you for saying that.

459
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,764
For, um,
trying to make me not the bad guy.

460
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:50,269
‐ Well, thank you for not
telling the rest. [chuckles]

461
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,774
‐ They hate me already.
Why should they hate you, too?

462
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:03,407
‐ I just felt like I, I knew her better
than anyone else in the world.

463
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,702
You know? Like...

464
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:11,790
I know that's lame to say about my mom,
but it's how I felt. You know?

465
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,501
[exhales]

466
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,046
I'm sorry. I really shouldn't be
complaining to you.

467
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,923
Your mom's been through it, and...

468
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,886
‐ Um, Victor,

469
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:27,222
uh, my mom's not an addict.

470
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:33,187
‐ But, but at lunch, you said that‐‐
‐ Yeah, I know what I said.

471
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,733
So when my mom and dad met,

472
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,319
he was this young psych professor.

473
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:45,532
And my mom was this total
free spirit artist.

474
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,534
She was taking one of his classes.

475
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,914
And, um, anyway,
they eventually got married,

476
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,124
um, because he wanted to.

477
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:58,921
And then they had a kid,
because he wanted to.

478
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:05,761
And when he became university president,
they moved into this giant house.

479
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:10,349
And then all of a sudden,
she was alone all day.

480
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,018
Trapped in this huge house.

481
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,812
In this life that she never wanted.

482
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,982
Trapped with me.

483
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,154
I think at a certain point, she just...

484
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:29,159
couldn't take it anymore.
So, she left.

485
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,789
No explanation. No goodbye.

486
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,585
‐ So why do you tell people
that she was an addict?

487
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,048
‐ Uh...

488
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,009
...because, um...

489
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:51,431
I don't, I don't want to admit that I...

490
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:56,353
wasn't enough to make her stay.

491
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,773
♪ "Angel" by FINNEAS ♪

492
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,900
Lying doesn't hurt as much.

493
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:09,157
But hey.
I, I know what happened with your mom

494
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:10,993
is a lot.

495
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,912
But I saw her cheering for you
at the game,

496
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,999
and she loves you an embarrassing amount.

497
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,627
So, just try to forgive her.

498
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,380
Okay?

499
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,051
‐ I'll try.

500
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,637
‐ And look at the silver lining.

501
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,097
If she hadn't made that mistake,

502
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:34,600
then you wouldn't have moved here,
and we wouldn't have met.

503
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,602
[both laugh softly]

504
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,855
‐ You know, your mom was a total idiot
for not realizing

505
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,607
what she was walking away from.

506
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,193
You know that, right?

507
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,445
‐ ♪ Kiss both your eyes and cheeks ♪

508
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:49,990
♪ I know we're not the same ♪

509
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,909
‐ Sorry. [laughs]

510
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:58,582
‐ ♪ You're an angel ♪

511
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:04,505
♪ In disguise ♪

512
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,590
[laughs]

513
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:13,347
♪ You're an angel ♪

514
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,936
[door closes]

515
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:32,908
[exhales]

516
00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,285
‐ Why is it on mute?

517
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:41,375
‐ I can't figure out how to get
the sound to play through the TV again.

518
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,709
[chuckles]

519
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,797
‐ I, uh...

520
00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:48,632
I like the poster you made.

521
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,176
It was a good one.

522
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:56,223
‐ Not my best pun, but it's getting hard
for me to top myself.

523
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,477
[exhales]

524
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,316
I love how close we are, Victor.

525
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,029
What you and I have is special.

526
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:14,408
And I really hope that what I did...

527
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,120
I just...

528
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,581
I hope it hasn't changed us.

529
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,335
‐ I love you, Mom, but...

530
00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:28,422
I don't want to talk about this
right now.

531
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,386
I don't think I'll ever
want to talk about it.

532
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,310
‐ Okay.

533
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,979
♪ "Your Way" by Jai Wolf ♪

534
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:45,898
[exhales]

535
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:54,698
‐ ♪ I already know your ways ♪

536
00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:03,290
♪ But I don't expect to change ♪

537
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:10,631
♪ I won't be in your way ♪

538
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:18,722
♪ I won't be in your way ♪

539
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:22,142
SIMON:
Hey, Victor.

540
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,686
Sorry for being out of commission
the last few days.

541
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:28,065
The fam was in town for parents' weekend,

542
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:30,651
and Bram and I were
showing them around the city.

543
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,153
We had a pretty great week.

544
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,406
How was yours?

545
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,911
♪