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VICTOR: Dear Simon,
things have been pretty tense at home

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since we learned the real reason
we left Texas.

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ISABEL: No way.
PILAR: What are you
freaking out about this time?

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‐ Those aren't shorts.
They're denim underpants.

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‐ People who have affairs
shouldn't be throwing stones.

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ISABEL: You look like Madonna
in the "Like a Prayer" video.

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‐ Wow. That would really hurt my feelings
if I actually understood your references.

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[arguing continues]
VICTOR: Luckily, my family has me.

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For as long as I can remember,
I've been my family's fixer.

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There's no problem I can't smooth over

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with a well‐timed joke,
a charming anecdote,

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or, when all else fails... carbs.

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[indistinct arguing]
Who wants pancakes?

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‐ Oh. I could go for pancakes.

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‐ Banana for me.

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‐ Oh, so Victor's allowed to
use the stove?

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‐ Shh. Eat your pancakes.
‐ These smell so good, mijo. Thank you.

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‐ You're welcome.

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‐ Have you decided what you want to do
for your birthday this Saturday?

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I thought we could throw you a party,

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invite your friends over...

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‐ That's okay. It's such short notice.
I'm sure everyone has plans, you know?

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‐ Oh. Okay.

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I just thought we could all use
a celebration around here.

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ARMANDO: Yeah, all right.
See you soon, Mami. Bye.

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‐ See you soon?
Why are you gonna see her soon?

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‐ Oh, my parents wanna visit
for Victor's birthday this weekend.

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‐ Yes! Finally!
Abuelita in the house!

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ISABEL: Seriously, Armando?

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Pilar is being horrible to me,
and now on top of that,

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I'm gonna have your mom here hating me?
ARMANDO: Yes!

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ISABEL: I can't even‐‐
ARMANDO: What's the problem?

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ISABEL: You know what the problem is!
‐ Let's throw the party.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah, yeah. It'll be fun. I mean,

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you guys can meet my friends,

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and Abuela Nati and Tito
can celebrate with us.

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‐ Our first party in our new home. Hmm?
[kissing noises]

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I'm so excited.

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‐ Okay! Party time!

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VICTOR: Maybe something fun
and distracting was exactly

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what we needed to get
our family groove back.

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‐ That is what we're gonna do.
I'm just excited about having a party

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and meeting your friends.
Are they nice? I bet you they are.

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Okay, piñatas...

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‐ ♪ Waiting for the time ♪

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♪ Waiting for the place ♪

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♪ And I, I, I ♪

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♪ I, I need ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be all right ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be just fine ♪

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♪ If someone has been there before,
say it right now ♪

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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪

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♪

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‐ ♪ If you get it, get it ♪

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‐ Yeah, of course.
Of course we'll be there, right?

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‐ Uh, depends. Who else will be there?

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An Insta‐models? Influencers? Kardashians?

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‐ No. Just you guys, my family,
and my grandparents.

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[laughs]

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‐ Oh. Oh, you're serious.

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‐ Victor's family is a delight.

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I like to think of myself as
the third Salazar kid.

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‐ Adrian's the third Salazar kid.

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‐ Adrian.

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‐ Um, this means I'm gonna
meet your parents?

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‐ Yeah. Is that cool?

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‐ Yeah.
‐ That's awesome.

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‐ Okay, can you guys stop
gently smiling at each other?

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We have some serious business to discuss.

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Victor's party is going to blow
without some more bodies.

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Uh, hey, Benji.
‐ Hey.

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LAKE: Victor is having
a birthday on Saturday,

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and his ratio of hot people to old people
is totally tragic.

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Wanna come?

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‐ I mean, only if you want to.
There's, there's no pressure.

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‐ Sure, I'm in. I'll bring Derek.

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I mean, if that's cool.
‐ Yeah. I love Derek.

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‐ Great. We'll be there.

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‐ Hey, guys, my break's over.

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‐ Okay. Bye.

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VICTOR: Dear Simon...
‐ Hey.

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VICTOR: ...there's going to be an actual
out‐and‐proud gay couple at my house.

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Here's hoping my grandfather's
gotten more...

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open‐minded, since we left Texas.

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‐ Why are you playing with a fairy wand?

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‐ It's my Elsa wand, from Frozen.

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It turns things into ice. Be ice, couch!

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You're ice. You're ice...
‐ Do you let him play with girls' toys?

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‐ What? Oh, no. Uh, that's actually a,
a hand‐me‐down from Pilar.

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He usually uses it to, um, to sword fight.

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Yeah, he's a very macho boy.
[screeches]

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‐ [squealing] Hi!

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‐ Tickle my back and tell me I'm guapo.
‐ Okay.

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Every day I wish your mother
hadn't moved you across the country

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for no reason at all.

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‐ Actually, there is a really good reason
why we moved from Texas.

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‐ Which is that Papi got a great new job,

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and hooked us up with this sick apartment.

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‐ Yes, it does look a little sick.
[laughs]

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‐ Hola, Natalia.
‐ Hola.

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ISABEL: Tito, ¿cómo estás?
TITO: Hola, mija.

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NATALIA:
Oyeme, Victor.

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What would you like me to
make you for your birthday?

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Buñuelos, or Pasteles de Gloria?

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‐ Actually, I'm gonna be making
a tres leches cake, just like yours.

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‐ Oh. We'll see about that.

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I thought you were joking on the phone.

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Is she really baking?

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‐ Abuela, did Papi tell you?

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My new friends are coming to the party.

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‐ [gasps] Oh!
ARMANDO: Oh, yeah. That's right.

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We're all gonna get to meet the
mystery girl that Victor's been dating.

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‐ Oh, so Victor finally has a novia, huh?

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‐ Si. [chuckles]

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‐ At least one of your boys is gonna
give me some great‐grandchildren.

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ADRIAN:
Ice power! Ice! Ice! Ice!

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Be ice, couch!

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‐ It's too much eyeliner.

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Okay, I need makeup that says,

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"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Salazar.

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I'm Mia, a perfectly respectable girl
for your son to date."

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‐ This totally says that,

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while also hinting that
you have a wild side.

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If they really love their son,
they'll want that for him.

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[Mia groans]

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Why are you so stressed about this?

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‐ I guess...

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Victor's family is like, his whole world,

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and he's becoming a big part of my world,

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so I just need them to like me.

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‐ My God, you're like,
next level into him, aren't you?

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‐ No, I'm‐‐ Maybe. I don't know. Stop.

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‐ I wish I had a super sweet,
super cute boy

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who wanted to parade me around.

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‐ Oh, are you still bummed
it didn't work out with Andrew?

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‐ Oh, no. No, I'm over that.

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Andrew's just as blah
as all the other guys at Creekwood.

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I want someone exciting. And spontaneous.

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The kind of guy who isn't afraid
to do something crazy and unexpected,

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like rob a bank.
‐ So, a criminal.

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‐ It's not a crime
if you don't get caught.

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‐ Mm, that's not at all how it works.

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Do you really think
Victor's parents will like me?

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‐ They will love you.
You're a parents' wet dream.

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‐ And mostly because I don't
say things like that.

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[soccer game playing on TV]
[Tito cheering]

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[all yelling and cheering]

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‐ Oh!

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[doorbell rings]

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‐ I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.

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FELIX:
Sports...

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MIA and LAKE: Happy birthday!
‐ Hey, guys.

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Thanks for coming. You look really nice.

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[laughs]
‐ Right?

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And the craziest part is she didn't even
think about the way she looked.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ No, it didn't cross her mind.

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‐ Shut up.

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‐ The other guys‐‐ Oh, hey.

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‐ This is Lake and Mia.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Nice to meet you both.

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Which one are you dating?

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‐ [exhales]
Sorry. Mia.

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‐ Oh. Ay, otra vez, otra vez.
‐ No!

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‐ Come on.
Wait, they were totally off‐sides.

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‐ Yes, thank you!
‐ Me encanta esta niña.

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‐ Yeah, I don't know how you tricked her
into going out with you,

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but, uh, do not screw it up.
[Victor laughing]

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‐ I'll try not to, Papi.

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‐ Oh, uh, should I meet your mom?

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‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great.

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‐ Great mustache, by the way.
‐ Thank you. [chuckles]

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VICTOR: Well, Simon,
looks like the fixer's done it again.

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I hadn't seen my dad smile in days.

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Until he met Mia.

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ISABEL:
You have got to be kidding me.

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You are not wearing that to this party.

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‐ What? This is my house.
I can wear what I want in my house.

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‐ No, you can't.

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Because I can't have your abuela
giving me another lecture

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on how I let you listen to devil music.

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Now please, go to your room and change,

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before she finishes putting on her makeup
and sees you.

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‐ Fine. I'll go to my room,
but I'm not coming to this stupid party

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just so we can all pretend
we're still a happy family.

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‐ Pilar!
[door closes]

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[sighs]

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[clears throat]

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‐ Uh, Mom, this is... this is Mia.

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‐ Hi.
‐ Hello. I'm sorry you had to see that.

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‐ No, it's fine.

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My mom and I had a pretty
terrible relationship sometimes, too.

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‐ We don't have a terrible relationship.
We just had a fight.

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‐ No, of course. I, um, I‐‐
[clattering]

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I meant, um, I don't know.

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I don't know what I meant.
[Victor chuckles]

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Wow. You really do not look like
you could have a 16‐year‐old son,

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Mrs. Salazar.

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‐ You speak Spanish.

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‐ A little. Uh, my dad used to teach
summer sessions in Barcelona.

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‐ Mia has traveled all over.
[chuckles]

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‐ Mia, may I have a moment
alone with my son, please?

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‐ She's nice, right?
‐ Yeah. Yeah, she seems great,

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but we have a major emergency
on our hands.

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I need to get another tres leches cake.

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‐ What? Why?

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‐ I forgot to get the third leche,

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so I doubled up on the second leche,
thinking you wouldn't be able to tell,

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but you can tell, Victor.
You can totally tell!

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And if I don't fix this,

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I am gonna be hearing about
how I tanked tres leches cake

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from your abuela until she is dead.

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Which might be today,
because I'm gonna murder her

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for giving me so much crap about the cake.

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‐ It's fine. It's fine.

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Listen, scrap that cake.
I'll get a new one,

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and abuela will never have to know.
Okay? Come here.

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‐ Okay. Ay, mi vida.

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You're always saving the day.

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Okay. Ay.

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VICTOR: Lake, would you be able
to do me a huge favor

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and run to the Mexican bakery
and pick up a tres leches cake?

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‐ Oh‐‐
‐ I'll come with you.

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Uh, Victor's grandfather said
I'm no longer allowed to follow him around

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with Google translate, so...

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‐ [sighs] Fine, we'll go.
Just don't be weird.

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‐ [with cockney accent]
Oh. I wouldn't dream of it, m'lady.

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‐ And you failed.

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[Lake sighs]

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'Course I have to leave when
the one sexy person shows up.

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No offense, Victor!

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‐ Hey, Benji.

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You made it.
‐ Hey.

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A little something for the birthday boy.
[chuckles]

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‐ You didn't have to get me a gift.

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‐ I had to park in front of a hydrant.

236
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,033
So nobody set anything on fire.

237
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,910
‐ [laughs] Hey, man. Thanks for coming.

238
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,078
‐ Yeah. Anything this guy wants.

239
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,371
TITO:
Victor.

240
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,373
Who are your friends?

241
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,251
‐ Uh, oh, Tito, this is Benji,
my coworker,

242
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,922
and Derek, his, uh, band mate.
[chuckles]

243
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,966
TITO: Ah, ¿como los Bee Gees?
‐ Si. [chuckles]

244
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,306
‐ Seriously? "His band mate?"

245
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,016
‐ Well, you guys are in a band together.

246
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,768
‐ Yeah, well,
I prefer the term "boyfriend."

247
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,561
‐ No, no, of course. It's just‐‐

248
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,775
My family's going through
a hard time right now.

249
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,610
I just really need today to go well,

250
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,945
and if my grandfather makes a scene,

251
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,489
it'll lead to a fight between my parents,
and I just...

252
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,701
I'm just not sure how much more
fighting we can take.

253
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,456
‐ Whatever. Just... forget about it.

254
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,005
[indistinct chatter]

255
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,391
‐ Hola. We need your biggest
tres leches cake.

256
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:26,895
‐ Si. Es una cake emergencia.

257
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:30,440
‐ Look, as much as it pains me
not to help out two flustered kids

258
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,026
with their cake... "emergencia,"

259
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,363
this is the last one I got,
and I just sold it to that guy.

260
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,325
‐ Okay. Let me handle this.

261
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,995
[sighs] Hello, sir.

262
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:46,415
Uh, you seemed to have gotten
the last tres leches cake,

263
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,834
and I was hoping to buy it from you.

264
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:53,172
‐ Look, I'd love to help,
but it's an apology cake for my wife.

265
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:56,967
I called her sister "shrill"
and then tried to defend my point.

266
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,302
Way to go, Jeff.

267
00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,261
‐ Sir.

268
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:09,146
‐ Hi. Sir, uh, today is my best friend
Victor's birthday.

269
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,690
This cake is his favorite dessert
in the whole wide world.

270
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,902
So, is there any chance you'd be
willing to take a different cake?

271
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,486
‐ No.

272
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,489
‐ Well, I'm, uh,
I'm sorry you feel that way.

273
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,242
[change clatters]
Lake, run. I said run! Go, go, go!

274
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,203
LAKE: Felix, what are you doing?
FELIX: Hurry, hurry!

275
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:31,168
‐ And my dad is president of a university.
‐ Oh, wow!

276
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,128
Que fancy.

277
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,589
You really struck the jackpot, niño.

278
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:39,968
Isabel, did you know that Mia
used to summer in Barcelona?

279
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,178
‐ So I've heard.

280
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,347
[soccer game playing on TV]

281
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,808
‐ Excuse me.

282
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,393
[distant metal music playing]

283
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,187
‐ No, no. Not today.

284
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,356
[screaming]
Not today, Pilar!

285
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,108
‐ Why do you let her play
that devil music in your house?

286
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,987
‐ I just screamed, "Not today, Pilar."

287
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,739
‐ It is her brother's birthday,

288
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,367
and you can't even get her
to come out of her room?

289
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,995
‐ Well, I could go talk to her,
if you want.

290
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,873
‐ Sure. Have at it.

291
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,962
TITO: Do you get paid?
‐ Just in tips and free bar nuts.

292
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,588
[chuckles]

293
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,590
‐ I bet you guys are cleaning up
with the ladies.

294
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,260
DEREK: [laughing]
Uh, no. Not really.

295
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,304
Actually, we are‐‐
‐ Too busy.

296
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,516
Between music and school,

297
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,351
who has the time to date?

298
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,564
‐ I'm gonna get my drink.

299
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:34,690
‐ Hey.
‐ Hmm?

300
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,526
TITO: Have you ever heard
of Frank Sinatra?
Now that's music.

301
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,072
‐ Y‐you didn't have to do that.

302
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,247
‐ I'm wearing heels!
‐ Come on!

303
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:56,003
‐ I cannot believe you did that.
It was like, straight out of a movie!

304
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,921
‐ I know. We were like Bonnie and Clyde.

305
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:02,050
But seriously, though, I think my heart
is going to explode. Here. Feel.

306
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,051
[sighs]

307
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,394
‐ Um, okay, well,
it looks like the coast is clear,

308
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,730
so we should probably
get back to the party,

309
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,232
and pray there are more guests.

310
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,694
I'm on the prowl for
a spontaneous hottie, so...

311
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,745
[metal music blasting]

312
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,206
‐ She sent you in here?

313
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,792
Coward.
‐ Uh, actually, I volunteered.

314
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,254
Do you mind if I turn this...
[music stops]

315
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,756
So, um, Victor...

316
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,343
told me what happened
with your mom and dad.

317
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,762
Yeah. I'm sorry, Pilar.

318
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,310
I know it's not the same, but...

319
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,604
when my parents started
going through their shit,

320
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,941
uh, let's just say there wasn't enough
angry music in the world

321
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,318
that would have made me feel better.
‐ Yeah.

322
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:07,407
This thing my mom did back in Texas...

323
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,369
...it ruined everything.

324
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,414
I mean, my family's always been lame.

325
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,503
But before this, we were kind of happy.

326
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,213
‐ It's pretty terrible, isn't it?

327
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,467
When you realize your parents

328
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,719
don't actually have it all together.

329
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,556
That they're actually just pretending

330
00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,808
they know what they're doing for our sake.

331
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,727
Well, the good ones bother pretending.

332
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,021
My mom didn't.

333
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,901
Hmm.

334
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,407
[game playing on TV]
[laughter, chatting]

335
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,201
DEREK: Can we just go, please?
BENJI: Come on. It's his birthday.

336
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,787
DEREK: I don't care.
Benji, I'm not pretending to be straight

337
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,330
for some homophobic old man.

338
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,708
BENJI:
Can you not right now?

339
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,334
[sighs] God.

340
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,503
[phone dings]

341
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,963
SIMON:
Dear Victor,

342
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,674
sounds like your family
is very lucky to have you.

343
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,386
I wish I had a pancake‐making
fixer in my life.

344
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,804
One thing, though.

345
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,099
Your messages have all been about
things going smoothly for your family,

346
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,311
and not for you.
But you're dealing with a lot, Victor.

347
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,605
Your conservative grandfather.

348
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:23,400
Mia meeting your parents.
Benji in your house with his boyfriend.

349
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,986
I guess what I'm saying is,

350
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,823
sometimes it's easier to focus on
fixing other people

351
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,700
than on your own stuff.

352
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,578
‐ Look, it just made me feel
uncomfortable.

353
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:38,207
‐ I know. I'm sorry. Okay?

354
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,167
‐ Okay.

355
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,970
‐ I don't want to fight anymore, okay?
‐ Same.

356
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:00,729
[exhales sharply]

357
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,566
‐ Hey. Where are we on the cake?

358
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,818
‐ Uh, Felix texted. It's on the way.

359
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,030
‐ Um, I just talked to Pilar.

360
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,157
I think maybe she might
join the party soon.

361
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,201
‐ That's awesome. Thank you.

362
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,411
‐ Yes, thanks.

363
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,040
‐ No problem. I just talked to her.
[chuckles]

364
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,376
One angsty teen girl to another.

365
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,710
[chuckling]

366
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:31,426
Is your mom always so, um... so prickly?

367
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,222
‐ I'm sorry. She's having a bad day.

368
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,974
‐ Hey, Victor, a word?

369
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,308
‐ Uh, yeah.

370
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,191
Hey. Is everything okay?

371
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:50,571
‐ Tito just saw your two friends,
the, uh, guys in the band, kissing.

372
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,407
‐ Uh...

373
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,537
That's because...

374
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:01,290
they're... together.

375
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,918
‐ You need to tell them
not to do that here.

376
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,837
What if your little brother sees them?

377
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,967
‐ Victor, just... please.
It's a family party.

378
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,306
[whispers]
Please, son.

379
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,814
♪

380
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,195
‐ No!

381
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:36,116
I'm sorry, Papi. I really wanted today
to go smoothly, but...

382
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,035
those are my friends.

383
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,662
I'm not gonna tell them not to be
who they are if that bothers you.

384
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,540
That's your problem.
Not theirs, and not mine.

385
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,128
‐ This is how you teach your son
to speak to his abuelo?

386
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,217
‐ Yeah. It is.

387
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,927
I raised him to be true to himself,

388
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,471
and to stand up for
the people that he cares about.

389
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:01,016
And since we're being true to ourselves,

390
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,769
my tres leches cake was garbage,
so I threw it out.

391
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,231
Not that it would have impressed you,
anyway.

392
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,650
I do my best, Natalia, every day.

393
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:13,195
That's all I can do,
and I am sorry if it is not enough.

394
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,280
‐ No, no. It's more than enough.

395
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,366
Isabel is amazing,

396
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,911
and she's raising our kids to be good,
decent people.

397
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,831
You need to give her a break.

398
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,709
‐ Lo siento, pero...

399
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,629
It's hard for us, that's all.

400
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,631
Everything is changing.

401
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,259
This is not the world we grew up in.

402
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:38,595
Our grandkids can barely speak Spanish.

403
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,474
‐ Boys kissing boys instead of girls?

404
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,936
NATALIA: It seems like
everything that matters to us

405
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,271
is disappearing.

406
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,982
Including you, mijo.

407
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:54,069
We just don't understand
why you had to move so far away.

408
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,737
‐ I can tell you why.

409
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,282
‐ Pilar, please.

410
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,662
‐ It was better for our family.

411
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,748
You, of all people,
should understand that.

412
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,667
That's why you left Colombia.

413
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:14,423
♪

414
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,012
ADRIAN:
♪ Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you ♪

415
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,555
Ice!
[pretend groaning]

416
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,974
[all laughing]
Ice!

417
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,435
‐ Oh, come on, Dad. Do us!
‐ Do us, do us!

418
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,187
ADRIAN: Ice! Ice!
ARMANDO: I'm melting!

419
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,147
I'm melting.
‐ Come on!

420
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,648
‐ I got your power!

421
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:35,944
Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
[all chattering, laughing]

422
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,447
I'm freezing everybody!
[exclaims]

423
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:41,783
NATALIA: [laughing] He got me!
‐ Aah! I got you!

424
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,204
[distant yelling, laughing]

425
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:49,708
MIA: [sighs] I thought you could,
uh, use some help.

426
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,337
‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.

427
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,091
I don't know what I'm doing.

428
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,763
Um, it's, it's been a while
since I've been around,

429
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,640
you know, a mom.

430
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,895
Being around you, uh,

431
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,064
it's hard for me.

432
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:14,816
Because it reminds me of what I've lost.

433
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,696
But you're Victor's favorite person,
so I've been trying to push past that,

434
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:24,493
and make a good impression for him.

435
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:30,415
So, um, yeah. That's all.

436
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,461
‐ [laughs softly]
Do you know...

437
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,048
It's funny, isn't it?

438
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,719
I swore to myself a thousand times

439
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:46,473
that I would never, ever
be like my mother‐in‐law.

440
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:52,104
And then my son brings home
his first girlfriend, and...

441
00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:53,897
I'm cold as ice.

442
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:55,899
I know...

443
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,026
[laughing]
Mothers and their sons.

444
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,904
We love them so much,
no one else stands a chance.

445
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,157
Thank you.

446
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,536
For talking to Pilar.

447
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,496
‐ It was my pleasure,
Mrs. Salazar.

448
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,542
‐ You know what?
You can just call me Isabel.

449
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,502
‐ Um, yeah. Isa‐‐ Okay. Isabel.

450
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,337
‐ [laughs] Great.

451
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,674
‐ We're gonna head out.

452
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,928
Derek turns into a pumpkin if he's not
watching reality TV by 10:00.

453
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,471
[both chuckle softly]

454
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,932
‐ I, I'm sorry, Benji.

455
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,853
‐ Coming out was really hard for me,
Victor.

456
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,105
And it's still hard for me to be who I am.

457
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,152
‐ I know. And for the record,

458
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,905
I think who you are is, is pretty great.

459
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,367
‐ I hope you like my present.

460
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,869
ISABEL:
Hey, everybody. Cake time!

461
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:51,205
[excited chattering]

462
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:54,833
ALL:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

463
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:58,295
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

464
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:02,799
♪ Happy birthday, dear Victor ♪

465
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,970
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[inaudible dialogue]

466
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,430
‐ Come on, Victor. Make a wish.

467
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,604
[blows]

468
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:17,940
[all cheering and clapping]

469
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,239
FELIX:
Happy birthday, man.

470
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,869
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.

471
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,706
[both laugh]
‐ What?

472
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,376
‐ Thank you for today.

473
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:41,922
For trying so hard with my little sister,
and my mom.

474
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,049
‐ Of course.

475
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,676
That's what girlfriends do.

476
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,346
I mean, not that, not that I'm your...

477
00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:53,058
Oh, my God. Okay, I am just gonna go
stuff my mouth with cake,

478
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,352
so that I can't talk.
‐ Mia, stop.

479
00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,566
Of course you're my girlfriend.

480
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:07,030
‐ Thank God. That was almost
really embarrassing.

481
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:13,912
[both laugh softly]

482
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,377
‐ Um, cake?
‐ Cake, yeah.

483
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:22,296
‐ Yeah, cake.
[both laugh]

484
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,965
VICTOR:
Dear Simon, against the odds,

485
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:28,051
I think my party actually brought
my family closer together.

486
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:31,805
But you might be right.

487
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:35,684
Focusing on their problems
is way easier than focusing on my own.

488
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:44,026
My brother asked me to
make wish tonight, and...

489
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,531
I didn't even know how to put
what I want into words.

490
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:55,287
But I guess if I had to try,

491
00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:00,709
I wish that 16 will be the year

492
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,753
I finally figure out what I want.

493
00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:05,005
[knocking on door]

494
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,298
‐ Hey, flaco.
‐ Hey.

495
00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:08,884
‐ Can we talk?
‐ Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

496
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,680
‐ Um, the way you spoke to Tito
at the party‐‐

497
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,932
‐ I, I'm sorry.

498
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,184
I didn't mean to raise my voice.

499
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,560
‐ Oh, no. No, no.

500
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,731
I should be saying sorry. Um...

501
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:26,026
I'm proud of you for standing up to him.

502
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:29,071
Uh, I was never great at that.

503
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,158
You know, when I was a kid,
he was hard on me.

504
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:36,453
It was always, "Do better in school.
Run faster in soccer."

505
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:39,248
I was always so desperate
for his approval.

506
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:42,459
I still am.

507
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,670
Anyway, um,

508
00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:47,714
what you said about those boys,

509
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,508
you were brave,

510
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,301
and, uh, I agree.

511
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:54,930
It's their lives.
They can do what they want.

512
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:56,807
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.

513
00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:01,186
‐ I mean, I guess I just never knew
how you felt about... that.

514
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:04,314
‐ What business is it of mine
what some boys in your school are up to?

515
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,024
Right?
‐ Yeah.

516
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,484
[Armando chuckles]

517
00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:10,529
‐ I just hope that Tito's wrong,

518
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,865
and your little brother
doesn't turn out that way.

519
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,201
Anyway, I love you.
Happy birthday, mijo.

520
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:17,786
‐ Love you, too.

521
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:20,080
♪ "Time" by Colouring ♪

522
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,206
[door closes]

523
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,417
‐ ♪ Time it takes to break my heart ♪

524
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,752
♪ If only I could figure out ♪

525
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:29,590
♪ Time it takes to make your mark
when the minutes running out ♪

526
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,218
♪ Oh I can't sleep at night ♪

527
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,429
♪ Every second counts ♪

528
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:39,683
♪ Holding the wheel so tight,
are we breaking down ♪

529
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:44,229
♪ I never thought I would want us
to turn back 'round ♪

530
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,023
♪ Am I out of time ♪

531
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:50,068
♪ Just give me more time ♪

532
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,446
♪ Just give me more time ♪