1 00:00:01,628 --> 00:00:03,964 [bells ringing] - So, what do you think of the new church? 2 00:00:03,964 --> 00:00:07,384 Father Choi seems pretty cool, right? Very accepting? 3 00:00:07,384 --> 00:00:09,094 - Yeah, I mean, he didn't say I was goin' to hell 4 00:00:09,094 --> 00:00:11,304 for being gay, so that's a plus. 5 00:00:11,304 --> 00:00:13,598 - Speaking of which, did you see the flowerbed? 6 00:00:13,598 --> 00:00:15,892 They planted it like a gay rainbow flag. 7 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:18,270 - Uh, it's just "rainbow flag," babe. 8 00:00:18,812 --> 00:00:21,022 - Mom, you don't have to sell it so hard. 9 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,566 I like it here. - You do? 10 00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:24,150 - Yeah. - Well, who knows? 11 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:26,361 Maybe you'll join a youth group and meet a nice boy. 12 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:27,445 - All right, now you went too far. 13 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,447 - What, I can't want my son to meet a nice boy? 14 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:32,909 - Mom, Benji and I just broke up, and I'm still really sad about it. 15 00:00:33,994 --> 00:00:35,829 - He didn't even put product in his hair today. 16 00:00:35,829 --> 00:00:37,539 If that doesn't say gay depression, I don't know what does. 17 00:00:37,539 --> 00:00:40,375 - All right, look, Mom, I'm just-- 18 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,795 I'm not ready to date anybody new yet. 19 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:46,673 - Okay, understood. 20 00:00:46,673 --> 00:00:48,133 - Let's set up the snack table. 21 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:50,343 The body of Christ wasn't very filling anyway. 22 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,597 [chuckles] - Isa-- 23 00:00:53,597 --> 00:00:56,016 - I know. - You're telling him to meet a guy at church? 24 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,851 - Well, ever since this Benji thing, 25 00:00:57,851 --> 00:01:00,896 he just lies in bed and watches Emily in Paris, 26 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:02,731 and not even the good season . [chuckles] 27 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:04,441 I just thought it might cheer him up 28 00:01:04,441 --> 00:01:07,444 if he knew that his mother was a supportive gay ally. 29 00:01:07,444 --> 00:01:10,405 - It's just "ally," and, uh, I think you should give him some space. 30 00:01:11,448 --> 00:01:13,617 - Are you guys new? - Yeah. 31 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:15,577 - I'm Doug. This is my wife, Carrie. - Hi. 32 00:01:15,577 --> 00:01:17,203 - Hi. - Hi, hi, Armando. 33 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,371 DOUG: Armando. - Hi. Isabel. 34 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:19,748 CARRIE: Hi. - Hi. 35 00:01:19,748 --> 00:01:21,791 - So, I promise I wasn't eavesdropping, 36 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:25,420 but I... I heard you both say that you have a gay son? 37 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,713 - Our son, Victor. 38 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:28,840 He's actually the reason we came to the church. 39 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,218 We wanted a place where he would feel welcome. 40 00:01:31,218 --> 00:01:32,385 CARRIE: Well, you've found it. 41 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,930 Our son, Nick, is gay, too, 42 00:01:34,930 --> 00:01:38,892 and... everyone has been so warm and welcoming. 43 00:01:38,892 --> 00:01:41,186 - How old is he? - Seventeen. 44 00:01:41,186 --> 00:01:42,395 - Seventeen. 45 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,357 Is he single? [Carrie chuckles] 46 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,151 [Armando sighs] What, I backed off for six seconds. 47 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,361 That is a personal best. 48 00:01:49,736 --> 00:01:52,489 ♪ Somebody to tell me it'll be all right ♪ 49 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:55,408 ♪ Somebody to tell me it'll be just fine ♪ 50 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:57,369 ♪ If someone has been there before ♪ 51 00:01:57,369 --> 00:02:00,997 ♪ Say it right now, 'cause I just need to hear it ♪ 52 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,631 - I can't believe we live together. 53 00:02:09,631 --> 00:02:12,092 - I know! We always talked about being roomies, 54 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:14,928 but I always figured it would be during a semester abroad 55 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:16,513 in some cramped apartment in Rome, 56 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:18,306 and we'd be dating a pair of hot Italian brothers. 57 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,141 - Or a brother and a sister. 58 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,851 The dream can change with the times. 59 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:24,604 - Pizza tonight? 60 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:27,357 - Uh-uh, one slice is an hour and a half on the elliptical. 61 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:28,984 - Okay, can we help you? 62 00:02:28,984 --> 00:02:31,069 - Well, I was just checking in on our guest of honor 63 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,237 to see how you're settling in. 64 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:33,863 - Yeah, everything's perfect. 65 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,032 Georgina, I really can't thank you enough 66 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,033 for letting me stay here. 67 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,786 - Well, I feel terrible that I'm not gonna be here for your first weekend, 68 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:41,496 but I am the sole celebrity judge 69 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:43,039 in the Little Miss Georgia Peach pageant. 70 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:44,916 You know how they like a little star power. 71 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:46,710 You sure you guys are gonna be fine here on your own? 72 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,378 - Yeah, we're excited to have a little girls' night. 73 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,380 [phone dings] I got a bunch of Korean face masks 74 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:52,048 and some stupid magazines. 75 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:53,925 - Save me one of those masks, okay? 76 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:55,468 They discontinued my favorite skin cream 77 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:58,096 because, apparently, "pandas are endangered." 78 00:02:59,097 --> 00:02:59,723 Bye. 79 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:02,517 - Ooh, yay! Lucy's in for girls' night. 80 00:03:03,393 --> 00:03:06,438 - Oh, I, I didn't know you were inviting her. 81 00:03:06,438 --> 00:03:08,189 - Hm. - But, duh, 82 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,442 I mean, your girlfriend's a girl. 83 00:03:10,442 --> 00:03:12,277 - I know. Isn't it awesome? 84 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:13,612 - Mm-hm. 85 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:17,240 ♪ "Too Hot Ta Trot" by Commodores playing ♪ 86 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:22,329 - Wow. - Oh! [chuckles] 87 00:03:22,329 --> 00:03:24,748 - Dance-cleaning. You must be in a good mood. 88 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:28,084 - Yes, I'm very happy. 89 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,086 - Good happy or... "splatter painting the appliances 90 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,671 at four in the morning" happy? 91 00:03:31,671 --> 00:03:34,007 - But I still think that that oven looked pretty cool. 92 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:35,050 - Okay. 93 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:37,385 - Okay. 94 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,973 I'm doing really well, okay? 95 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:44,976 I have a psychiatrist that I love. 96 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:48,063 I found some meds that I can actually stay awake on. 97 00:03:48,063 --> 00:03:52,442 I am very excited about my son's new girlfriend. 98 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:53,610 - No, no, no, no. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. 99 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:54,986 Please, okay? - What? 100 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:56,988 - The Salazars might be able to hear, okay? 101 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:58,907 - Well, honey, unless they've bugged our floor, 102 00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:00,492 they can't hear us. I have to tell you, though, 103 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:02,369 I don't love keeping a secret from them. 104 00:04:02,369 --> 00:04:04,162 - Me neither, but, you know, Pilar isn't ready for us 105 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:05,872 to spill our love beans. 106 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:07,874 - Okay. 107 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,586 Speaking of spilling your love beans, 108 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,130 I met someone. 109 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,424 - Someone? 110 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:19,219 As, as, as in a man? 111 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:24,182 - Yes... a very sweet man named Stuart. 112 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:25,183 - Wow. 113 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,604 Wow. That is, that is, that is so great. 114 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,398 - You're doin' the thing with your hair. You're freaking out. 115 00:04:31,398 --> 00:04:33,400 - No, no, no, no. I'm not, I'm not. 116 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,944 I'm not freaking out, okay? I'm not freaking out. 117 00:04:35,944 --> 00:04:41,866 It's just, you know, I-- You just-- Y-Ya haven't been on a date, like... ever. 118 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:44,869 - Listen, I'm seeing him tonight. 119 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:49,416 I want you to come and meet him. Bring Pilar. 120 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:52,043 Maybe she can get you to stop doin' the thing with your hair. 121 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,796 - 'Kay, first of all, that-- I'm not, I'm not stress-combing. 122 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:57,674 - Okay. - Okay? I, I-- That, that's just me stylin' my lid, 123 00:04:57,674 --> 00:05:01,261 and I... will think about it. 124 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:03,430 - Okay... Think about it. - Mm-hm. 125 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:07,058 - Okay... think really hard about it. 126 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:13,982 ♪ 127 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:16,484 - [sighs] Who am I even looking this good for? 128 00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:20,572 Okay, that was funny. 129 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:22,115 [chuckles] 130 00:05:22,574 --> 00:05:24,743 Look, I get it. Breakups suck. 131 00:05:24,743 --> 00:05:28,830 Or at least, so I hear. I've never actually dated anyone before. 132 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:31,875 But maybe it's time for you to get back out there. 133 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,710 - [sighs] Dude, you sound like my mom. 134 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,587 - Uh, huge compliment. 135 00:05:35,587 --> 00:05:37,797 I hope my waist is that tiny when I'm her age. 136 00:05:38,882 --> 00:05:41,426 All I'm saying is, it might not be the worst idea for you to have some fun. 137 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,386 - What's the point? 138 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:46,389 'Cause any guy I meet doesn't stand a chance 139 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:49,351 because I'm still hung up on Benji. 140 00:05:49,351 --> 00:05:51,519 - I know... I lived it. 141 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:55,148 [phone dings] Uh, speaking of... 142 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:59,778 someone just posted about your former boo on Creeksecrets. 143 00:05:59,778 --> 00:06:01,655 VICTOR: "Bender Benji's Holiday Ski Trip 144 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:03,531 was really a secret jaunt to rehab." 145 00:06:04,074 --> 00:06:08,119 - To be fair, the whole ski trip thing was, kind of, a terrible lie. 146 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,537 - There he is. 147 00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:11,539 Do you think he knows? 148 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,751 Like... maybe I should go see if he's okay. 149 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,837 I-- Except we shouldn't be talking. 150 00:06:20,382 --> 00:06:21,383 I'll see you later. 151 00:06:25,804 --> 00:06:27,013 - Hey, friend. - Hey. 152 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:30,267 I just saw Victor, 153 00:06:30,267 --> 00:06:32,727 but I'm not supposed to talk to him. 154 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:35,564 I'm drowning in calculus right now 'cause I missed a week, 155 00:06:35,564 --> 00:06:39,526 and got, like, no homework done over the winter break. 156 00:06:39,526 --> 00:06:41,194 - Don't kill the messenger, 157 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:43,113 but I have another cloud to add to your shitstorm. 158 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:46,866 - [sighs] Oh god... What is it? 159 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:52,872 - Okay, so, some rando must've found out that... your ski trip wasn't a ski trip. 160 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,667 There's a post about you goin' to rehab. 161 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,587 - What up, Ski-hab?! 162 00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,171 [jocks laughing] 163 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:01,381 - Who do you think posted it? 164 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:04,342 - I only told you and Victor. 165 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:08,221 But I did say he could tell his closest friends. 166 00:07:13,435 --> 00:07:15,437 ♪ suspicious music plays ♪ 167 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:20,942 - I will add that to our list of things to do on our girls' night. 168 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:24,821 - Um, okay, so about girls' night, 169 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:27,657 I definitely wanna do that soon, 170 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:31,870 but... Lucy and I were thinking, since my mom's gone, we might, 171 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:35,040 you know, have a different type of girls' night. 172 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,750 - Wait, does that mean-- 173 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,919 - Whatever you're about to say, just don't. 174 00:07:38,919 --> 00:07:40,086 - That seems wise. 175 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:42,964 - I'm so sorry, Mia. I hate to cancel our plans. 176 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,341 - Stop. I totally get it. 177 00:07:44,341 --> 00:07:47,677 Uh, yeah, I'll just-- I'll hang with this one. 178 00:07:47,677 --> 00:07:50,805 - I have an English quiz to cram for, so... see you later? 179 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:51,640 - Yeah. 180 00:07:55,143 --> 00:07:58,813 - Oh my god... This is your first time, right? 181 00:07:58,813 --> 00:08:01,024 - Mm-hm. - Are you okay? 182 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,984 Do you, do you wanna talk about it? 183 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,444 - Yeah, I had some questions, 184 00:08:04,444 --> 00:08:07,864 but talked about it with Lucy, and now we're good. 185 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:10,075 - That's so... great. 186 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:14,287 - Stop picturing it. 187 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:15,705 - I am only human. 188 00:08:16,748 --> 00:08:17,374 Hmm. 189 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:20,001 - Hey. 190 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:22,754 - Victor, can you take a shower and be quick? 191 00:08:22,754 --> 00:08:24,381 - Why, are we having people over? - Yeah. 192 00:08:25,257 --> 00:08:28,593 Your father and I met a lovely couple at church the other day. 193 00:08:28,593 --> 00:08:33,640 And guess what? They have a son your age... who's gay. 194 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:36,685 - Oh my god, you didn't. - We did. 195 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:39,896 - Actually, she did, Victor, okay? I told her, I begged her. 196 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:41,856 I'm, I'm sorry, Isa, but I'm not goin' down for this. 197 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:44,693 - Ay, can you just give it a chance? 198 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,111 Maybe you and Nick'll hit it off. 199 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,279 - Because we're both gay? 200 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:49,781 Are all straight people perfect for each other because they're straight? 201 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:52,450 - I'm with Victor. This whole thing is messed up, 202 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:54,869 and in support, I'm blowing off this dinner and going out with my friends. 203 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:56,955 - Wait, wait, wait. What, What friends? Where you going? 204 00:08:56,955 --> 00:09:00,333 - Oh, just to the abandoned house across from the gas station to shoot up. 205 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,753 Byeee. - That's not funny. Pilar! 206 00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:05,922 - Victor, can you take a shower, please? 207 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,507 Because they are on their way. 208 00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:08,508 [doorbell rings] 209 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:13,179 I'm sensing a lot of tension right now, so I'll take dinner in my room. 210 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:15,307 - Me too. - Oh, no. Not you. 211 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:17,142 - Mom. - No, no, no, come on. 212 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:22,147 [greeting each other] - Thanks for havin' us. 213 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:23,565 - Good to see you. 214 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:30,322 - Fine, I will stay for dinner, 215 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:33,033 but only because you raised me to be polite. 216 00:09:35,035 --> 00:09:37,037 [coffee shop ambience] 217 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:48,173 - Seriously? 218 00:09:57,557 --> 00:10:01,144 - Sorry. I, uh, I thought you worked Mondays and Wednesdays. 219 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,563 And, yes, I memorized your schedule 220 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,023 because I hate awkward run-ins 221 00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:07,859 just as much as I love this place's cinnamon oat lattes. 222 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:09,527 - How about a double shot, 223 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,780 so you can have enough energy to blow up someone else's life? 224 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:14,115 - Is this about today's rehab post? 225 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:17,244 Because I would never, ever write something like that. 226 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:20,872 - Right, right. Because you have so much honor. 227 00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:24,376 Except when you're kissing other people's boyfriends. 228 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:38,139 - It's so annoying that my parents are pimping out Victor to some random kid. 229 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:39,808 Meanwhile, my dad treats me like 230 00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:41,226 I'm about to be the next story on Dateline. 231 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:42,852 [chuckles] 232 00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:46,523 Wow... You're even worse at fake laughing than Victor. 233 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:47,691 - Yeah. - Are you okay? 234 00:10:47,691 --> 00:10:49,192 - Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just, you know, 235 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,611 this whole my mom dating thing's throwing me for a loop. 236 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:54,322 - She seems like she's doing a lot better. 237 00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:56,866 - I know, okay? And I wanna believe that she is, 238 00:10:56,866 --> 00:10:58,493 but the last guy my mom was with was my dad, 239 00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:01,121 and when they split, she spiraled... hard. 240 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:04,541 I just don't want some random guy undoing all of her progress. 241 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:07,168 DAWN: [gasps] Oh! - Hi, hi, uh, you must be Felix. 242 00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:09,379 - Uh, yes, yes, um, uh, Pilar. 243 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,463 - Hi. - Hi. 244 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:11,423 - Stuart. 245 00:11:11,423 --> 00:11:14,175 - Thank you for meeting us here, you guys. 246 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,719 Um, okay, I'm gonna let you guys 247 00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:17,053 get to know each other a little bit more, 248 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:20,599 and I'm gonna go get our cakes, and we'll get started. 249 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:30,150 - So, um, how did you two meet? 250 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,818 - I own a meditation studio, 251 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:34,613 and Dawn started taking my energy healing class. 252 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:35,655 - Oh, okay. 253 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:38,617 So, she must be taking your class for mental health. 254 00:11:38,617 --> 00:11:40,952 I assume you guys... talked about that, right? 255 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:44,831 - We have, uh, a lot, actually, 256 00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:48,627 um, but who hasn't had a smidge of depression here and there? 257 00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:52,172 - You know, I, I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't call it "a smidge." 258 00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:55,175 You know, it almost makes it sound... cute. 259 00:11:56,509 --> 00:11:58,511 - You're right. You're right. 260 00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:01,014 I, I guess I was just tryin' to keep things light. 261 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:02,224 - You know what? Let me ask you something. 262 00:12:02,224 --> 00:12:05,352 Uh, in this class of, um, healing energy, 263 00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:08,521 uh, do they teach you how to force-feed someone toast 264 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:09,773 when they're unwilling to eat? 265 00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:13,485 Or just to get dressed? How 'bout take a shower? 266 00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:16,112 - Felix, stop it. DAWN: Okay. 267 00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:18,865 Who's ready to get their cake cup on? 268 00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:20,450 - Yeah. 269 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:27,666 - You have scrolled through "Critically Acclaimed Dark Danish Dramas" 270 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:29,376 about three times now. 271 00:12:29,376 --> 00:12:30,335 Maybe we pick something. 272 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,088 - Um, yeah. 273 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:36,007 - See, that "yeah" sounds like we're gonna press play, 274 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:38,843 and then pause it 10 seconds later because you wanna "talk." 275 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:42,055 - It's just I thought I would hear from Lake. 276 00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:45,225 I guess she's busy with Lucy. 277 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:47,519 - What's goin' on with you? 278 00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:50,397 Are you jealous of Lucy? - No. 279 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:55,860 They've just gotten so close, so fast. 280 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:59,698 I mean, when, when she was dating Felix, she needed a girlfriend to talk about him. 281 00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:03,159 But... with Lucy, her girlfriend is the girlfriend 282 00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:06,162 to talk to you about her girlfriend. 283 00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,665 Let's just watch a movie. 284 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,627 [plays movie] 285 00:13:13,545 --> 00:13:16,548 It's just we've been best friends since fourth grade. 286 00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:17,716 [pauses movie] 287 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:23,638 - This is an Argentinian red that we, actually, discovered 288 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:26,600 while we were touring... the supermarket. 289 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,059 [laughing] 290 00:13:29,144 --> 00:13:31,354 - Hey, uh, sorry it took me a minute to get ready. 291 00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:35,108 - It's worth the wait. You clean up nice. 292 00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:37,736 - Thanks. I'm not, usually, drenched in sweat 293 00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:39,195 when people come over for a dinner party, 294 00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:41,948 but it was kind of sprung on me last minute. 295 00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:43,575 - Well, can I be honest? 296 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:46,077 My parents dragged me here kicking and screaming, 297 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,662 so. - Really? 298 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,081 - Yeah. - Uh, so, you didn't wanna come? 299 00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:54,544 - The only thing they knew about you was that you were gay, so of course not. 300 00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:56,796 I was offended on principle. - Yeah, same, same. 301 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:59,883 My mom is still new to the whole "supportive mother of a gay son" thing. 302 00:13:59,883 --> 00:14:01,218 - Yeah. 303 00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,427 - And, uh... 304 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:06,389 also, I've kinda just recently, um, been going through, 305 00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:07,557 like, a pretty bad breakup, 306 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:08,975 and, um... - Hm. 307 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,352 - ...everyone's, like, pressuring me to move on, 308 00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:11,978 but I just don't know if I'm ready to yet. 309 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:16,566 - Well, I don't know. Maybe, everyone's onto something. 310 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:23,365 Um... I have an idea... Watch this. 311 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:27,953 Oh, I'm, I'm such an idiot. Mom, I, I totally forgot to bring the pie. 312 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:32,165 - Oh, well, sweetie, we told the Salazars that we would bring dessert. 313 00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:33,792 - I know, I know. I'm so sorry. 314 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,669 Um, I, I can just run out and go get another one. 315 00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:38,505 - It's fine. I'm sure that I can find something. 316 00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:42,217 - Please, Mrs. Salazar, my parents will never let me live this down. 317 00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:46,429 Um, Victor, would you wanna come with? 318 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:50,058 - Uh, yeah, sure. 319 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:52,978 Bye. 320 00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:01,444 - Is it okay if we get under the covers? 321 00:15:01,444 --> 00:15:05,365 Um... I'm a little self-conscious about my thighs. 322 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:08,368 - Your thighs? I love your thighs. 323 00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,745 Yeah, for me, it's my arms. 324 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:13,873 - Oh my god. Your arms are beautiful and swanlike. 325 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:16,418 ♪ "Tangerine Sky" by MONOGEM playing ♪ 326 00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,420 ♪ 327 00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:28,096 ♪ Does it make you feel good when I do it like that ♪ 328 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:38,732 Um. 329 00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:40,442 - Is-- Are you okay? - Yeah. 330 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:44,738 Yeah, I am just going to run to the bathroom, 331 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,657 so I won't have to get up later and kill the mood. 332 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:48,491 - Okay. 333 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:50,660 - Be right back. 334 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:54,205 ♪ "Ithaca" by Beatenberg playing ♪ 335 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:56,207 ♪ 336 00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:08,011 ♪ When I was 19 ♪ 337 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:12,641 - Rahim, I am so behind on calc right now, it's not even funny. 338 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,768 I really don't have time for some half-assed apology. 339 00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:18,146 - Good... 'cause I'm not here to give you one. 340 00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:25,111 But I did back-trace the username of the person who did post about you, 341 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:26,655 and it's that senior kid, Jonah. 342 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:32,452 Apparently, he had a cousin in rehab with you... so he's the asshole. 343 00:16:35,038 --> 00:16:40,252 Except I-- I did kiss your boyfriend at a wedding 344 00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:45,423 when I thought you two were maybe over and for that, I'm very, very sorry. 345 00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,300 - Got it. 346 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:49,386 Thanks. 347 00:16:50,971 --> 00:16:52,806 - I'm not your enemy, Benji. 348 00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:55,559 - Well, you're not my friend. 349 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,126 [engine shuts off] 350 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:26,882 - So, uh... if we're not here to get a pie. 351 00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,679 ♪ 352 00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:43,690 ♪ Take my breath and make it yours ♪ 353 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:46,526 ♪ I'm so much higher now ♪ 354 00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:49,362 ♪ This ain't no mistake ♪ 355 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,990 ♪ It's pure ♪ 356 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,618 ♪ And I don't have a doubt ♪ 357 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:01,041 [heavy breathing] 358 00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:06,755 - You're wearing my face mask. 359 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:10,217 - Well, I thought, maybe, that I could fill in for Lake. 360 00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:11,635 Be your girlfriend for tonight. 361 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:18,016 - Aww. Well, that's the sweetest thing any girlfriend has ever done for me. 362 00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:20,352 - Hm. [phone ringing] 363 00:18:21,353 --> 00:18:24,981 - It's Lake. Uh, I could ignore it. 364 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,443 - No, take it. I'm gonna focus on my shrinking pores. 365 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,321 - Hey, uh, what's up? 366 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,323 - It was totally on, and I blew it. 367 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:34,783 MIA [on phone]: Wh-- Okay, okay. Slow down. 368 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,451 What happened? Is, is she still there? 369 00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:38,787 - Yes, she's waiting for me in bed. 370 00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:42,874 Everything was fine, and then the clothes started coming off and I panicked. 371 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,210 Mia, I don't know what I'm doing. 372 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:50,131 What if I'm... terrible at sex with her and screw everything up? 373 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:52,175 - Okay, all right. Breathe. 374 00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:55,136 I'm no expert on queer sex, 375 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:58,056 but can I at least remind you of a piece of information 376 00:18:58,056 --> 00:18:59,349 that you may have forgotten? 377 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:00,350 - Okay. 378 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:04,145 - You're a woman, and you know what you like. True? 379 00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:07,607 - True. - Just start with that 380 00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:08,942 and check in with her. 381 00:19:08,942 --> 00:19:11,236 And if all else fails, you can do what I do with Andrew, 382 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:12,404 and kiss her on the cheek 383 00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:14,573 and say, "Now you do whatever you want to me." 384 00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:16,783 - That all makes perfect sense. 385 00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:19,327 Thank god for you. 386 00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:21,621 - Call me later and tell me how it goes, okay? 387 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,749 - Duh, bitch. I love you. 388 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,167 - Love you. 389 00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:30,130 - It's not fair to your mom, Felix. 390 00:19:31,214 --> 00:19:34,634 For... you trying to scare him away like that. 391 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,470 I know you're coming from a good place, 392 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:41,057 but... you're acting like my dad. 393 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,518 He's so overprotective, 394 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:46,438 and scared of anyone ever trying to hurt me 395 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:48,607 that he doesn't let me live my life. 396 00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:51,443 And now, I'm forced to hide the best thing that's happened to me 397 00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:54,821 in, probably, forever from him and it... it feels terrible. 398 00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:56,948 - Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 399 00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:00,285 I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you? 400 00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,119 Little ol' me? 401 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:05,373 - Mmm, second best. That cake in a cup was really good. 402 00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:11,004 But, you have to let your mom live, Felix. 403 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,049 Even if you're scared of her getting hurt. 404 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,095 And guess what? Things could work out. 405 00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:22,766 - That was insane. 406 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:25,185 I've never done anything like that before. 407 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:26,895 Do I look okay? 408 00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:29,981 - Yeah, um, better than this pie. 409 00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:32,901 I think it got crushed in the backseat. - Great. Okay. 410 00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,110 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 411 00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:39,241 Your buttons are all screwed. 412 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,961 We have to go. - Yeah, yeah, let's go inside. 413 00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,004 Take that. [clears throat] All right. 414 00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,591 Hey. - Finally. 415 00:20:57,175 --> 00:20:58,802 DOUG: Everything go all right at the grocery store? 416 00:20:58,802 --> 00:20:59,636 - Oh yeah. 417 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:03,473 - Uh, yeah, just took us a little while to find a pie. 418 00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:08,812 - So, he's really cute and he's really nice, 419 00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:10,647 and you can't be mad at me, right? 420 00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:12,023 - We'll talk later. 421 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,317 - [sing-songy] You like him. You really like him. 422 00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:15,527 - Just gimme some rice, please. 423 00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:19,781 - Okay. 424 00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:21,992 - Thank you. - Yeah. 425 00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:30,333 Okay, I'm... dying to know. What did you think of him? 426 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:38,800 - I thought he was great. Yeah, no, I really, really liked him. 427 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,843 - Really? - Mm-hm. 428 00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:41,845 - Oh, good. 429 00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:45,181 Because you have no idea how rare it is to find a guy like this. 430 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:47,017 Oh my gosh. He's, like-- 431 00:21:47,017 --> 00:21:49,185 He's funny, but he doesn't know he's funny. 432 00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:51,396 He's talkative, but he's also a good listener. 433 00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:53,815 And he's smart. He's so, so, so, so, so smart, and he's kind. 434 00:21:53,815 --> 00:21:55,233 He reminds me of you. 435 00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:57,777 - You are just wonderful. 436 00:21:57,777 --> 00:22:00,405 Good night, you guys. See you at church! - Have a great night. 437 00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:02,282 - Ciao. [chuckles] 438 00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:05,493 So... are you gonna see him again? 439 00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:09,664 - Probably, yeah. 440 00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:12,292 You got lucky, okay? I, I like him. 441 00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:16,963 But really, Ma, y-- you need to chill out. 442 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:21,843 Okay? The whole gay ally thing, the, the church, this set up. 443 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,471 It's just-- It's too much. Okay? 444 00:22:25,222 --> 00:22:27,224 - I'll just let you two talk. 445 00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:37,067 - When you came out to us... I just stared at you. 446 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:38,485 I didn't hug you. 447 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:42,280 I didn't tell you that I would love you no matter what. 448 00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:46,868 I just made your life hell for months. 449 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:51,081 I just feel like I have so much to make up for. 450 00:22:51,081 --> 00:22:52,082 - Just be my mom. 451 00:22:53,959 --> 00:22:56,419 Like, annoy me about my homework, or... 452 00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:01,049 I don't know, ask me how I'm doing when I had a shitty day. 453 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:04,386 - How are you? 454 00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:06,471 - Honestly, not too great. 455 00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:12,352 ♪ melancholy music playing ♪ 456 00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:27,867 I can't stop thinking about Benji. 457 00:23:29,661 --> 00:23:30,996 And... 458 00:23:33,707 --> 00:23:35,959 today, it came out that he went to rehab. 459 00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:38,545 [softly] I know. 460 00:23:40,005 --> 00:23:42,090 And all I wanna do is just be there for him, 461 00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,300 but he won't even look at me. 462 00:23:44,801 --> 00:23:46,428 And on the other hand, 463 00:23:48,847 --> 00:23:53,476 hanging out with this... new, fun, cute guy 464 00:23:54,644 --> 00:23:56,062 did feel really good. 465 00:23:59,649 --> 00:24:04,779 - You know, Victor, even if it's meant to be with Benji, 466 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:07,198 doesn't mean that it's meant to be now. 467 00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:13,121 Your father and I met when we were 16, and we were... so in love. 468 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:14,331 But who knows? 469 00:24:14,331 --> 00:24:19,794 If we-- If we had had the time to grow and stretch, 470 00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:22,464 on our own, when we were younger, 471 00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:26,426 then, maybe, we wouldn't have had to find out 472 00:24:26,426 --> 00:24:30,931 who we are as single people when we're... 40 years old. 473 00:24:32,682 --> 00:24:36,895 - Really, Ma? 40? [laughs] - How dare you. So wrong. 474 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:41,399 ♪ 475 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,614 [knocks on door] - Morning. 476 00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:49,699 I don't wanna interrupt, but I brought breakfast. 477 00:24:49,699 --> 00:24:51,701 - Wait, why are you covering your eyes? 478 00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:53,411 Just come in, weirdo. 479 00:24:53,411 --> 00:24:54,955 - Not everybody has zero boundaries like you. 480 00:24:57,082 --> 00:24:58,917 - Ooh, ooh, wow. 481 00:25:00,794 --> 00:25:03,588 - So, I'm assuming things went pretty well last night. 482 00:25:04,923 --> 00:25:06,550 - I should be thanking you. 483 00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:09,970 I heard, um, you and Lake used to practice kissing in the seventh grade. 484 00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:15,225 - We said "to the grave." - No, we promised not to tell any boys. 485 00:25:15,225 --> 00:25:18,270 - Okay, fine. But it stays between the three of us. 486 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:19,688 - Hey. - Hm! 487 00:25:21,273 --> 00:25:24,693 ALL: Cheers. 488 00:25:27,112 --> 00:25:30,115 ♪ "it's not u it's me" by Bea Miller and 6LACK playing ♪ 489 00:25:34,369 --> 00:25:39,165 ♪ And you were trying so hard with your pictures to look richer ♪ 490 00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:43,211 ♪ That's not what I want to do ♪ 491 00:25:43,211 --> 00:25:45,589 ♪ Your distractions were exactly what I needed ♪ 492 00:25:45,589 --> 00:25:47,674 ♪ Now I see the truth ♪ 493 00:25:48,466 --> 00:25:51,219 ♪ It's not you, it's me ♪ 494 00:25:51,219 --> 00:25:53,096 ♪ I'm the only one I need ♪ 495 00:25:54,764 --> 00:25:57,517 ♪ It's not you, baby ♪ 496 00:25:57,517 --> 00:25:59,519 ♪ 'Cause I'm leaving you for me ♪ 497 00:26:00,937 --> 00:26:02,689 ♪ It's not you, baby ♪ 498 00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:03,607 MR. BUMGARNER: Oh, hey, Benji. 499 00:26:03,607 --> 00:26:05,025 Uh, your tutor will be here any minute. 500 00:26:05,483 --> 00:26:07,861 He's only a sophomore, but he's already taking AP Calc. 501 00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:08,862 He's the best. 502 00:26:09,905 --> 00:26:12,157 I'm really happy you reached out for extra help. 503 00:26:14,451 --> 00:26:17,454 - Hi, Mr. Bumgarner. I'm here to meet the student that I'm 504 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:19,414 tutoring. 505 00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:21,333 - Shit. 506 00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:24,961 - Finally, something we can agree on. 507 00:26:27,422 --> 00:26:30,759 ♪ I'm sure someone's gonna love you, not me ♪ 508 00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:33,386 ♪ And love all the things that you do ♪ 509 00:26:34,512 --> 00:26:38,433 ♪ And I wanna lay under the stars ♪ 510 00:26:38,433 --> 00:26:41,436 ♪ And hear the ocean while I'm talkin' ♪ 511 00:26:41,436 --> 00:26:44,773 ♪ High with the people that are real ♪ 512 00:26:44,773 --> 00:26:47,609 ♪ Don't make me feel like an idiot ♪ 513 00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:51,404 ♪ It's not you, it's me ♪ 514 00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:53,240 ♪ I'm the only one I need ♪ 515 00:26:57,202 --> 00:26:59,204 [footsteps] [light switches on] 516 00:26:59,204 --> 00:27:02,207 [fanfare]