FORKY: What's going on? Where am I? Why is it like that?
How high is that? Who's that? Why do you think?
How long have you been a horse? Could that be better?
Why are you talking to me? Why is a cloud? Who are you?
(ANNOUNCER READING)
I don't know!
Hi-yah, folks! Forky here.
Another question. (CLEARS THROAT)
What is love? Right?
To help me with that today are these very, very, very, very, very, very senior toys.
How many "verys" does one need in a sentence?
Melephant Brooks, Carl Reineroceros and Chairol Burnett.
Forky, let me start.
I know everything
-there is to know about love. -Wow.
Do not be afraid to ask me anything at all about love.
-Perfect! -All right! Go ahead.
How do you know if you're in love?
No idea. Anyone?
Oh, you know, when something in your soul goes boom!
That's the simplest way I can say it.
Something goes boom...
That's not love. Love is a flittery-fluttery feeling.
And the boom. I'm telling ya.
There's always a boom in there somewhere.
Thus far, no one is right.
Listen, my long chain polymer friend.
I am going to take matters into my own elephantine feet
and act it out for you with Chairol.
Sure, okay, but, let me warm up. I need to be in the zone.
(HUMMING)
-Ready. -All right, my friends.
Here we go. This is love. Action!
Oh, hello there, Chairol.
Well, hello to you.
Boom!
Sorry! Sheesh.
How are you today?
My day is filled with glitter and rainbows now that you're here.
And how are you?
MELEPHANT BROOKS: My day is peachy.
Now, I'm feeling all flittery-fluttery.
And so, love, love, love is in the air now.
(BOTH IMITATING KISSING)
That is love. And we thank you!
Oh, my gosh!
Love is so boring.
Please don't let that ever happen to me.
-(CARL REINEROCEROS SOBBING SOFTLY) -Ugh!
Carl?
Hey, what's wrong?
Nothing. There's nothing wrong.
No, you're crying. Why?
Oh, just let them, let them get back to their passionate necking.
Wait! You love Chairol, don't you?
Well, it's hard to watch them pretend to kiss.
It is? It is!
To be honest with you, every time I see you, part of my soul goes boom.
Why, I never knew you cared.
Ah-ha!
Just as I suspected.
Bitey White?
Bitey White.
Oh, hello, honeychew. I, uh...
Going behind my back, huh?
Oh, this is getting good.
I knew you were holding a candle for that piece of furniture.
Watch it, drool-jockey!
Oh, snap!
And I thought you were my cutesy-wootsy wittle winoceros.
I'm sorry! You never made my soul go boom.
Our love was a lie.
-(GASPS) -(GASPS) Where is this going?
Wait! I wanted to make him jealous
by pretending to kiss her,
so that he would break up with you,
so that I could be your little cutesy-wootsy-wittle elephant.
You did? You did!
But wait! When you pretended to kiss me,
I actually did feel the flitter-flutter.
-You did? You did! -But wait!
Where does this leave me in all this? Who loves me?
-How do you know what is love? -No! I want you.
Please, stop this.
-(TOYS ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) -Oh. This is love? Well, count me in.
-(FORKY LAUGHING) -BITEY WHITE: I think I would never...
-Bitey White can bite. -BITEY WHITE: What did I say to you?
-We're gonna need a therapist. -Lounging!
-Boom! -No!
Oh.