1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:02,207 FORKY: What's going on? Where am I? Why is it like that? 2 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,674 How high is that? Who's that? Why do you think? 3 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,424 How long have you been a horse? Could that be better? 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,716 Why are you talking to me? Why is a cloud? Who are you? 5 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,338 (ANNOUNCER READING) 6 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:09,965 I don't know! 7 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,805 Hi-yah, folks! Forky here. 8 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,430 Another question. (CLEARS THROAT) 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,307 What is love? Right? 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:25,186 To help me with that today are these very, very, very, very, very, very senior toys. 11 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,645 How many "verys" does one need in a sentence? 12 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,856 Melephant Brooks, Carl Reineroceros and Chairol Burnett. 13 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,028 Forky, let me start. 14 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,115 I know everything 15 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,740 -there is to know about love. -Wow. 16 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,656 Do not be afraid to ask me anything at all about love. 17 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,036 -Perfect! -All right! Go ahead. 18 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,462 How do you know if you're in love? 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,131 No idea. Anyone? 20 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,796 Oh, you know, when something in your soul goes boom! 21 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,629 That's the simplest way I can say it. 22 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,304 Something goes boom... 23 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,893 That's not love. Love is a flittery-fluttery feeling. 24 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,890 And the boom. I'm telling ya. 25 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,642 There's always a boom in there somewhere. 26 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,103 Thus far, no one is right. 27 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,353 Listen, my long chain polymer friend. 28 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,435 I am going to take matters into my own elephantine feet 29 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,982 and act it out for you with Chairol. 30 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,316 Sure, okay, but, let me warm up. I need to be in the zone. 31 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,816 (HUMMING) 32 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,493 -Ready. -All right, my friends. 33 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,407 Here we go. This is love. Action! 34 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,384 Oh, hello there, Chairol. 35 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,708 Well, hello to you. 36 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:25,963 Boom! 37 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,593 Sorry! Sheesh. 38 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:30,843 How are you today? 39 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:35,014 My day is filled with glitter and rainbows now that you're here. 40 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,512 And how are you? 41 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,887 MELEPHANT BROOKS: My day is peachy. 42 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:41,017 Now, I'm feeling all flittery-fluttery. 43 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,151 And so, love, love, love is in the air now. 44 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,899 (BOTH IMITATING KISSING) 45 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,401 That is love. And we thank you! 46 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,817 Oh, my gosh! 47 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,949 Love is so boring. 48 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,826 Please don't let that ever happen to me. 49 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,619 -(CARL REINEROCEROS SOBBING SOFTLY) -Ugh! 50 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,414 Carl? 51 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,831 Hey, what's wrong? 52 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,380 Nothing. There's nothing wrong. 53 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,419 No, you're crying. Why? 54 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:11,633 Oh, just let them, let them get back to their passionate necking. 55 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,012 Wait! You love Chairol, don't you? 56 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,803 Well, it's hard to watch them pretend to kiss. 57 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,848 It is? It is! 58 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:24,692 To be honest with you, every time I see you, part of my soul goes boom. 59 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,480 Why, I never knew you cared. 60 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,728 Ah-ha! 61 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,815 Just as I suspected. 62 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:31,991 Bitey White? 63 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,109 Bitey White. 64 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,655 Oh, hello, honeychew. I, uh... 65 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,869 Going behind my back, huh? 66 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,620 Oh, this is getting good. 67 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:43,291 I knew you were holding a candle for that piece of furniture. 68 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,752 Watch it, drool-jockey! 69 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,961 Oh, snap! 70 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,131 And I thought you were my cutesy-wootsy wittle winoceros. 71 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,924 I'm sorry! You never made my soul go boom. 72 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,836 Our love was a lie. 73 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,466 -(GASPS) -(GASPS) Where is this going? 74 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:01,104 Wait! I wanted to make him jealous 75 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,771 by pretending to kiss her, 76 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,020 so that he would break up with you, 77 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,692 so that I could be your little cutesy-wootsy-wittle elephant. 78 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,482 You did? You did! 79 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,317 But wait! When you pretended to kiss me, 80 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,073 I actually did feel the flitter-flutter. 81 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,235 -You did? You did! -But wait! 82 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,124 Where does this leave me in all this? Who loves me? 83 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,502 -How do you know what is love? -No! I want you. 84 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:24,749 Please, stop this. 85 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,750 -(TOYS ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) -Oh. This is love? Well, count me in. 86 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,674 -(FORKY LAUGHING) -BITEY WHITE: I think I would never... 87 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,212 -Bitey White can bite. -BITEY WHITE: What did I say to you? 88 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,706 -We're gonna need a therapist. -Lounging! 89 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,023 -Boom! -No! 90 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,101 Oh.