FORKY: What's going on? Where am I? Why is it like that?
How high is that? Who's that?
Why do you think? Do I wanna know? Could that be better?
Why are you talking to me? Who are you?
(ANNOUNCER READING)
I don't know!
Hey, Forky here and I got another question.
What is cheese? Good one, huh?
And to help me with that is a horse with an ice-cream cone on his head,
Buttercup! (WHOOPS EXCITEDLY)
Hey, Forky!
So, Buttercup, if I might ask, what is cheese?
Well, you oughta know about that, being a utensil.
You're a fork-spoon combination. You're a foon!
-Correction! Spork! -Actually, ya seem more like a foon!
Let's go with it.
Don't foons have a knowledge of stuff like cheese?
I don't know. I just wanna know what is it?
What is it, Buttercup?
-What is cheese? -Ah!
Too many questions.
You are torturing everyone in Bonnie's room with many questions.
And frankly, you're jangling my last unicorn nerve.
What is jangling?
-For cryin' out loud! -Wow!
You got questions, I got answers.
I'm gonna speed-teach you, so pay attention. Come on!
FORKY: (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) You are so fast!
I'm laughin', but I'm kinda scared.
All right! Here we go.
-Blocks teach the alphabet. -Alphabet?
-BUTTERCUP: You walk on a rug. -Got it.
-BUTTERCUP: Bed is for sleeping. -Sleeping!
-A light helps ya see. -Really?
-Ya study at a desk. -Oh.
-Heat comes out of that. -Whoo! Heat!
-Rock and roll is the best music. -Your opinion!
BUTTERCUP: That's addition,
-carry to the ten's spot. -What?
-BUTTERCUP: Clothes keep us warm! -Pants!
-Lincoln was a good president. -Who?
-That yellow disc is the sun. -Sun!
There're eight planets, plus or minus Pluto.
-FORKY: Pluto! -We live in the Milky Way galaxy
in a universe containing billions of galaxies, quasars, pulsars, nebula,
trillions of tons of matter and dark matter interacting with energy,
which, according to Einstein, molds the shape of space-time
and is possibly contained
within unlimited parallel universes connected by string-like filaments,
although, it's still being debated
and a grand unifying theory is yet to be within our grasp.
(PANTING SOFTLY) There. That's all ya need to know.
Whoo! Thanks! I do have a question though.
Don't say it.
-What is cheese? -(GRUNTS)
-Okay, Forky. I'll ask you a question. -Yes!
-Economics. -Ee-co-ne-mics!
What do you know about present day macroeconomics, huh, smart guy?
You mean Keynesian economics?
John Maynard Keynes had major influence during the depression and post-War,
but now, eh, not so much.
I'll be over here.
Hee. Everybody knows that. (CHUCKLES)
Will someone please tell me about this thing called cheese?
(GRUNTS)
FORKY: Oh.