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THE WATCHER: <i>The Guardians
of the Multiverse.</i>

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<i>Heroes plucked
from across different realities</i>

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<i>to protect the fate of all of them.</i>

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<i>But you don't know her story.</i>

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<i>From the daughter of a Mad Titan
to the champion of a multiversal war,</i>

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<i>Gamora's path
to becoming the hero of her story</i>

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<i>began in someone else's.</i>

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<i>Time.</i>

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<i>Space.</i>

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<i>Reality.</i>

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<i>It's more than a linear path.</i>

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<i>It's a prism of endless possibility,</i>

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<i>where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,</i>

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<i>creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.</i>

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<i>I am the Watcher.</i>

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<i>I am your guide
through these vast new realities.</i>

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<i>Follow me and ponder the question...</i>

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<i>"What if?"</i>

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IRON MAN: <i>Pepper...</i>

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THE WATCHER: <i>With his home
on the verge of destruction,</i>

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<i>Tony Stark, self-made Iron Man,
made the ultimate hero's play.</i>

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<i>But in this universe,
Tony never made it home.</i>

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Whoa!

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, crap. I'm dead.

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Okay, this can't be heaven.

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Um, tell me you're not God.

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Hey.

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Look. Who is this handsome dog?

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Look at that radiant skin.

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I call you "Porcelana. <i>Señor</i> Porcelana."

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Okay.

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- Whoa!
- Uh-oh. Fire. Topaz, the foam.

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Release the foam.

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Okay, we got it good.

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I think it was overkill with the foam.
But look. He's still smoldering.

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Uh, no, this is hell. I've gone to hell.

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Oh, tsk, tsk, my new friend,
this is the planet of Sakaar.

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I'm sorry. "Planet"?
As in, "I'm lost in space"?

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Uh, yes. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. It's you.

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This is you. This is you.

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This is the guy.

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Mr. Metal Mojo Man is in the palace.

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- Uh, "Iron Man."
- Crusher of the Chitaurinos.

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- The defeater of Thanos.
- Who?

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And provocateur with the facial hair.

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I like what you're doing
with the chin decoration there.

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- Do we know each other?
- Time works differently here.

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We've been talking about

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Mr. Metal Mojo Man's
nuclear ride for days.

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- By the way, can I call you "Mojo"?
- Never.

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- No? Possibly "Tin Man"?
- No.

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- "Rocket Man"?
- Nope.

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"Mojo Man" it is. Okay, there you go.

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Ah! We won. Good.

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Oh, my God. Pepper.

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She's okay. She's okay. Okay.

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Mojo.

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Hey, quick. Do that thing you do.
You know, the thing. Do the thing.

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Okay, Wizard of Oz,
I need to get back to the Earth pronto.

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- Can you help me with that?
- Sure. Of course.

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I'll get you on a zoom.
You know, the zoom.

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But first, you gotta stay
and celebrate with us.

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It's my 21st.

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- 21st what?
- Birthday.

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I know, I know.
I don't look a day over 18, but...

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Thanks, but I've kind of
put my party days behind me.

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So, spaceship? Is it that way?

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Topaz.

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Um, will there be food?

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(SINGING) <i>It's my birthday</i>
<i>It's my birthday</i>

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<i>Hey, look at you all.
Gussied up. Wearing your best.</i>

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<i>Well, look, I could chit-chat all day.
I get gabby.</i>

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<i>But we're here to celebrate two things,
me and Sakaar Grand Prix.</i>

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<i>So let's make some noise for our Dollies
and Clydes, our racers and drivers.</i>

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<i>On your marks. Get set.</i>

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<i>And... Hang on. Don't jump the gun.</i>

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<i>Not yet. Not yet.</i>

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<i>Wait.</i>

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<i>Get out of here, you crazy kids.
Go, go, go!</i>

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(SINGING) <i>It's my birthday</i>
<i>It's my birthday</i>

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- That tastes like a dog park.
- Boo!

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Surprise. It's me.
Didn't mean to spook you.

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Or did I? I did. I did.

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Isn't this quaint? You know, on Yurth...

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- "Earth."
- "Oorth"?

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- "Earth."
- "Arfff"?

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- Yep, you got it. Nailed it.
- Yeah.

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Well, this would be called a chariot race.

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- Formula 1 race.
- No, these are chariots.

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See the drivers? The wheels?

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(ENGINES REVVING)

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Yeah, this is intergalactic NASCAR.

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Race cars are similar, but very different.

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- Common mistake. Don't be embarrassed.
- (CRASHING)

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I told them to get bigger gas tanks.
I barely felt that flame.

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(CHEERING)

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Wow! Well, a fitting end for...
Who was that?

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Oh! Look at that flame.
He was made to be roadkill.

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- Where's the firefighters? The medics?
- You're gonna miss the best part.

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- Hey, throw the tin cans at her.
- Argh!

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(GRUNTS) Oi!
I'd like to see you all drive.

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Isn't this a touch barbaric?

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- Okay, now the small animals.
- Throw the animals!

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Are those hamsters?

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Topaz, chinchilla me.

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Calm your cheeks, Mojo.

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We used to throw rotten food,

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but given the recent famines
leaving people... How do I put this?

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- Starving.
- GRANDMASTER: Peckish.

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It's considered uncouth.

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(SQUEAKING)

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- Hey!
- Thank you.

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Hey, if you like my chinchillas,
you're gonna love my champion.

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Release the champion!

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- (CROWD CHEERS)
- (CHUCKLES)

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Snuffy!

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(GASPS)

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Snuffy. I thought we were friends, bro.

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Here's the best part.

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So much for staying for one drink.

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Oh! You're doing the thing.
He's doing the thing.

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Uh, why is it sticky?

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Uh... Whoa! Ahhh!

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Careful, mate. This guy here
does not like to be touched.

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Thanks for the tip, Mount Rushmore.

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(ROARS)

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(CHEERING)

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(GASPS) Gun alert.

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Who are you?

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Your death.

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(GROANS)

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Thank you very, very much.

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You've ruined my birthday. That's sarcasm.

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The first part, not the second part.

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Topaz, uh, fix this.

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- (BOTTLE SMASHES)
- (HORN BLARES)

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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I specifically asked for a private room.

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No, no, no! Don't you dare lock me...

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He sensed a connection
between the two of you.

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Then why is he here?

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Then why is who here?

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There's nothing over here.
Just a big pile of rocks. With some eyes.

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Hey! No! Whoa!
Uh, hold on... No. Easy, easy!

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Hang on a minute.

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My quarrel is not with you. It's with...

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What? What are you doing?

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I don't usually do this
in front of company.

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Perk of having
an arc reactor in your chest.

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Now, who are you?

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And better question,
why are you trying to kill me?

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Well, hello. My name is Korg.

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I consider myself
more of a lover than a fighter.

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- Not you!
- I am the daughter of Thanos,

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the Mad Titan, the one burdened
to bring balance to this universe.

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Daughter of Thanos.

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Daddy wasn't very creative
with the names, was he?

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GAMORA: What are you doing?

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Not hanging around to play Dr. Moreau's
<i>Hunger Games,</i> that's for sure.

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Look at that magical bracelet he's got.

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All right. Ready to rock 'n' roll?
I had to say that at least once.

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Not you, Stabby. This is a two-man band.

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Oh, my gosh. Dream come true.
We're in a band.

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So, tell me about this Grandmaster.
Did he gerrymander the districts?

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Well, heck-a-rooney-zooney.
The Grandmaster ain't that bad.

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Actually, he is that bad.
He does spend all our money on death.

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Hmm. I should never have voted for him.

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STARK: That's not so bad.

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- All right. Wait for my signal.
- Say no more, bro.

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- Whoo-hoo! Let's go!
- (GUARD SCREAMS)

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Yeah, what happened to waiting?

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Oh, Tony, Tony, Tony. You blinked.

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- On no planet is that a signal.
- Tony, I thought I saw your goatee twitch.

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- No. Still not a signal.
- No, it's doing it again.

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- Did you think that in the jail cell?
- It's a nervous tick.

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- Because I did it then.
- She's got a gun.

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You again. Did you glare
your way out of that cell?

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Oh, it'll take more than laser-proof glass
to rob Thanos of his victory.

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Yep, pick a new song.

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Huh. Thanks for the exit.

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Take that, vile asparagus woman.

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- (ALARM CHIMING)
- GRANDMASTER: <i>Alarm. Alarm. Alarm.</i>

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<i>I know there's been
some disharmony lately.</i>

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<i>Many of you asking,
"When are we getting more food?"</i>

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<i>"Why'd that lake turn to blood?"</i>

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<i>I love your curiosity.
Answers are coming, but not now.</i>

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<i>Right now, you must track down
Mr. Metal Mojo Man.</i>

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GAMORA: You're weak.

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- Your entire race is weak.
<i>- Alarm.</i>

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Thanos will have his revenge.

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Okay, Thanos, Jr.
Or whatever your name is,

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did we date or something?

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- What's your dad got against me?
- You destroyed his Chitauri.

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New York? That was Thanos?

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Your victory might have been glorious,
but it will also be short.

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Victory? Glory?

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People died. I lost a friend.

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Do you know what it's like
to see your home world destroyed?

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Almost brought to its knees by a madman?

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Huh? Did you know about Daddy's plan?

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Did you watch
as those things tried to break us?

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- You were lucky. Next time...
- There won't be a next time, Xena.

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GRANDMASTER: <i>You've got to track down
Mr. Metal Mojo Man.</i>

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<i>He's not the hero we hoped,
but he's a very nasty, nasty man.</i>

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(SIGHS)

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Hey, Korg, is this Grandmaster guy
as bad as my gut says he is?

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Oh, this one time,
he used me as a paperweight,

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and can you imagine how that felt?

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Just to have to sit on paper,
which is my nemesis.

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Mmm-hmm. Say no more.
Thrusters are ready. Just say the word.

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Then, for no greater reason than
to piss you off and prove you wrong,

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I'm gonna save this planet too.

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And then I'm going after your dad.

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How did she get out? Anybody? Anyone?

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KORG: You're really gonna risk everything

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for a bunch of strangers
on an alien junk planet?

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Yeah, that's what I do.

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I'm Iron Man.

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Iron Man?

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Wow! Your mother must be proud.

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I bet Mrs. Iron
brags to all the neighbors.

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First, we need a driver.

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KORG: Hmm. Look at this little thing.

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I think I'll name him Nikos,
after my friend Jeffrey.

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So, you're not a fool
or even a bad driver,

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yet you were in a death race.

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- Care to explain?
- I was going to win.

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Sure you were.
What happened to last year's winner?

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He went to live on a farm
with the other winners.

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It's a really interesting farm.

234
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,750
They put you in this really comfy bed,
and then they put you into the ground,

235
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,958
and then they put this cool stone thing
just up where your head is.

236
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,083
Definitely no one dies.
They've got bunnies.

237
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:11,250
My guess, and I'm in no way
speaking from personal experience,

238
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,333
you want the thrill.

239
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,917
To feel alive,
if only for a moment, you know?

240
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,750
So you can forget whatever mistake
has you chasing that demon in a bottle.

241
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,833
First, Demon in a Bottle is sewer water.

242
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,292
This is Demon Rum, top-shelf, gold label.

243
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,083
Second, don't be in here
giving me life advice, goatee.

244
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,250
Wow. Names hurt.

245
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,042
The Grandmaster is a cheat,
and he deserves to be taken down.

246
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,000
You're going to overthrow the Grandmaster?

247
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:37,250
You? And you? (LAUGHS)

248
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,583
- Why aren't you two laughing?
- Tony, help, please.

249
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,792
Nikos is pooping on me.
I do not like it. And he will not stop.

250
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,833
Because we're gonna beat the Grandmaster
at his own game.

251
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,792
What do you say? Partners?

252
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,000
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

253
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,917
Top-shelf. (GASPS)

254
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:06,667
Hey, don't try any silly stuff.

255
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,667
Ugh! Smells like burnt yaro root.

256
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:40,792
So, mountain man said something about
the spawn of Thanos being on your tail?

257
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,625
Yeah. I hear he's not the type
you wanna meet in a dark alley.

258
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,708
You shouldn't be here.
You should be running.

259
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,583
Ever hear of "campground rules"?

260
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,333
"Always leave a place
better than you found it."

261
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,750
Uh... First, I apologize
for not recognizing you,

262
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,917
you offspring of Thanos.
His little moppet of evil.

263
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,958
We're all huge fans of your father's work.

264
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,667
You are an excellent murderess.

265
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,500
I want Tony Stark.

266
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,726
- GRANDMASTER: Who?
- Ho-ho Man.

267
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,125
Oh! Blasty-hands.

268
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,167
He left. He's gone.
No idea where. Could be anywhere.

269
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,042
<i>Hey, Technicolored Dream Coat.</i>

270
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,958
- That's good.
<i>- Yeah, I hacked your toys.</i>

271
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,208
<i>And I built some of my own.</i>

272
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,458
<i>Now, I can take down this planet,
but let's be real.</i>

273
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:23,042
<i>The people-creatures-beings of Sakaar
have seen enough insanity.</i>

274
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,875
<i>Here's my offer. Me, you, one race.</i>

275
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,875
<i>Winner takes the planet.</i>

276
00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,667
But we already have the planet.

277
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,333
It's a trap.
Stark is a genius on his world.

278
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:36,125
Yes, but not a master genius like me. Hmm.

279
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,208
I'm intrigued, but not sold.

280
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,750
<i>You pick the chariots.</i>

281
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:45,083
Sir, there's no reason to do this.

282
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,417
Hush up. Don't be such a Logic-Linda.

283
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,333
Hey, if I win, um, I get that suit.

284
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,333
- I want that suit.
<i>- Uh, deal.</i>

285
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:57,667
(ALL CHEERING)

286
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,333
(CHUCKLES)

287
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,250
You're a fool.

288
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,750
You know, you want the Mr. Metal Man,
and now you know exactly where he'll be.

289
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,958
By the way, you're racing too,
moppet of Thanos.

290
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,583
- It's Daughter of Thanos.
- "Daughter"? Really?

291
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,833
Sure. I'll stick to that story too.

292
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:15,917
(CROWD CHEERING)

293
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,667
Thank you for indulging me, guys.

294
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,125
I've always wanted to walk very slowly.

295
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,542
I call passenger seat. Let's do this.

296
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:37,125
(FANFARE PLAYING)

297
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:43,697
STARK: There's no winning today.

298
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,500
- Quit now, and no one gets hurt.
- (CHUCKLES)

299
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:54,333
Oh, wow. Slap me and call me Spartacus.
That's a chariot.

300
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:55,917
Hey, loser.

301
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,417
You're dead, Mojo.

302
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,708
- Come to take this off me?
- Depends. Still gonna kill me?

303
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,208
That's what I thought. Here.
Let's keep in touch.

304
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,292
Have a nice summer.

305
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:19,875
<i>This is the part I like. Rev, rev.</i>
(MIMICS ENGINE REVVING)

306
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,417
<i>On your marks.</i>

307
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,083
<i>Get ready. Steady.</i>

308
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:28,208
<i>Wait for me. Wait for my cue.</i>

309
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,375
Go.

310
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,750
Could use a little help.

311
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,792
Take that!

312
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,583
GRANDMASTER: <i>Ouch.</i>

313
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,167
Oh. I love this vehicle.

314
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,667
(CHUCKLES)

315
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,125
Hey, Oscar the Grouch, can you hear me?

316
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,792
Listen, I'm the last one
to give a lecture on daddy issues.

317
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,042
My dad was a far cry from Atticus Finch.

318
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,750
- Who?
- Exactly. Who are you?

319
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,458
- 'Cause all I hear about is your father.
- I'm a murderess.

320
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,667
Yeah, yeah, that was yesterday.
What about today?

321
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,083
What about right now?

322
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,542
Let me put you on hold.

323
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,000
(GASPS)

324
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,167
- Oh!
- Oh, hells no.

325
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:15,250
(ALL SCREAMING)

326
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,917
(SOFTLY) Whee...

327
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:24,833
GRANDMASTER: <i>Ouchie.</i>

328
00:21:35,292 --> 00:21:36,875
Oh! You're alive. Never been happier.

329
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,750
Oh! Hold up there, Lady Grinch.
Could use a little help.

330
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,417
- Tony, incoming!
- (GASPS)

331
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,292
Oh, no, no, no.

332
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,667
- (CROWD CHEERS)
- Oh, it's on.

333
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:19,875
Pfft! Lame.

334
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,125
Come on, pretty car. Go.

335
00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:44,667
Marvelous fireball.

336
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,042
Oh, there you are. All right. Where was I?

337
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:05,458
Oh! Right. Look, I get it. I lived
in my dad's shadow for a long time.

338
00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,042
I did stuff I'm not proud of.

339
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,500
People died because of
who I was and what I built.

340
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:15,583
My point is, people can change,
and for the better.

341
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,958
But I'm not my father.
You're not your father.

342
00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:21,542
I made a choice for the better,
and I became Iron Man.

343
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,708
You mean "Mr. Metal Mojo"?

344
00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:24,958
Oh. I see that's sticking.

345
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:49,375
Which button... Let me...
I know. Eat my dust.

346
00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:00,792
Uh-oh.

347
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:02,167
Oh! Snuffy had brothers.

348
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,750
Anyway, you get to decide
who you wanna be.

349
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,792
Not your father. Not your past.

350
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,208
You decide. Who are you?

351
00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:15,042
The daughter of Thanos, or...

352
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:16,917
You know, I never caught your name.

353
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:26,417
My name is Gamora.

354
00:24:46,542 --> 00:24:49,125
Thank you, Gamora.
Is that Dutch? Swedish, maybe?

355
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,583
This isn't over, Stark.

356
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,125
(CROWD CHEERING)

357
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,167
Ha-ha! Oh.

358
00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:22,042
Whoa! Val, you okay?

359
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,542
- Yeah, I'm good. Just win the race.
- Yes.

360
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,042
I'm winning, I'm winning. Huh?

361
00:25:36,042 --> 00:25:37,083
Oh?

362
00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,333
GRANDMASTER: <i>Oh! Mojo.</i>

363
00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:01,417
(CHUCKLES)

364
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,292
(CHEERING)

365
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,833
GRANDMASTER: <i>Mojo.</i>

366
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:48,375
Well, gold star to us. We have a tie.

367
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:51,083
And, as the rules state,
the choice of winner comes down to me.

368
00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:53,417
- I choose me.
- (CROWD BOOS)

369
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,083
I won fair and square.

370
00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:57,292
Uh, Topaz?

371
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:21,208
Whoa... I'm melting.

372
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:22,417
Hey, I like it.

373
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:26,292
What is this? Ooh. That feels good. Ooh!

374
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,792
- Viscous.
- Oh! He smells like bad life choices.

375
00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:32,125
(CROWD CHEERING)

376
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,792
Uh, what's happening?

377
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,250
- I think they just crowned you their king.
- Good.

378
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:59,708
I was thinking someone should lay down
some campground rules around here.

379
00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:03,292
What do you say?

380
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:06,958
Despite my outward appearances,
I'm not really one for nature.

381
00:28:07,042 --> 00:28:09,583
What do you say about being
special counsel to the king?

382
00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:10,917
Yeah, okay, I'll do that.

383
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:14,083
To leaving a place
better than you found it.

384
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,042
(GROANS) Ugh! One drink.

385
00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,958
Just one drink that doesn't
taste like a theme park urinal.

386
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,833
I can't convince you to stay, huh?

387
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:24,708
I would, but it's time to go home.
Pepper's waiting for me.

388
00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:26,167
More of a salt man myself.

389
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,750
Bad for you, sure,
but when isn't love dangerous?

390
00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:35,083
Almost there, Pepper.

391
00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:39,833
THE WATCHER: <i>So close to home.
His odyssey almost at an end, except...</i>

392
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,417
I can't return
to my father without you, Stark.

393
00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:46,250
THE WATCHER:
<i>It's not the punches thrown</i>

394
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,625
<i>but the people
that change the outcome of the battle.</i>

395
00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,500
<i>It's connection. It's love, friendship.</i>

396
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,792
You never fail to amaze me, little one.

397
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:59,542
You're the one they call Iron Man?
I expected more.

398
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,167
Hey, someone finally got your name right.

399
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,250
Let's do this, G.

400
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:05,458
<i>It's knowing someone
has your back in a fight.</i>

401
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,375
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

402
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:06,292
GRANDMASTER: Oh, Topaz,
I'm so glad you're here.

403
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,083
Hey, could you find a bucket?

404
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,708
I need a bucket and a mop at this point.

405
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,583
Sponge me. Sponge me up.

406
00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:15,833
I need to be absorbed by something. Ew!