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早安，這裡是弗林利克拉迪克

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好，我轉接給她，請稍等

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是

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艾莉莎又打來了
我應該說妳不在嗎？

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我告訴過妳
下午五點前我都不接她的電話

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那我應該叫她滾開

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別叫她滾開，跟她說我不在

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好

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天啊，房仲什麼時候來的？

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20分鐘前

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–妳怎麼不叫醒我？
–妳看起來很平靜

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我不確定妳是不是想…

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麗姬，這棟大樓不出租
還不行好嗎？

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所以我要他們離開，明白嗎？

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–是，隊長！
–不要…

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叫我“隊長”很奇怪，請別這樣叫

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今天是最後銷售報告的截止日期

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如果我們未達財務目標
辦公室就會關閉

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我們將被迫在自己家中遠距上班
感受殘酷的孤獨

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請往這邊走，抱歉

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緊急狀況！立刻疏散！

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辦公室瘋雲

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–好，來談談財務狀況
–很糟糕

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黛布，我現在不需要這種態度

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我只是說實話

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不用這麼誠實

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但有話直說

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但以正面和鼓舞的方式說

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好…妳的方法是對的

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太好了！

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但妳還是比目標少22萬

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妳是生產力經理，妳有什麼辦法？

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妳問這問題還真巧

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我發起了“為改變而行動”請願書
讓辦公室繼續營業

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已經有一個簽名了

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對，是妳的簽名

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光說不練的倡議辦法
恐怕救不了我們，麗姬

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這在2014年救了凱洛威克斯的狗
牠咬死鴨子被處死刑

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當時收集到63萬6000個簽名

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早安，弗林利克拉迪克…

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是…請稍等

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漢娜，是艾莉莎
妳回來了嗎？還是…

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好，明白

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抱歉，她剛比了割喉的手勢
妳要留言嗎？

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–嘿
–嘿，馬丁，你有尼克的消息嗎？

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有

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真的有聽到他的聲音？

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對，我們講過電話

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他聽起來很不舒服嗎？

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沒有

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可能是腳踝扭傷

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不是，他說是喉炎

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好！

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沒有，尼克不是約我出去

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不是約會那種

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不是，他只是提議去吃晚餐

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然後梅森打電話來，我必須走…

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這沒什麼大不了的，從那時起

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他就每天請病假

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好，各位！

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今天是決戰日

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“決戰”代表“我們要決一死戰”

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所以今天我要你們都去推銷產品！

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你們每一個人都要推銷

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我們要在下午五點前
達到22萬元業績！

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那我們開始吧！

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下午五點前達到22萬元，開玩笑吧

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我們必須動員起來，各位，好嗎？

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我們要打推銷電話！
我們要分享客戶資料！

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我們必須，不知道，賣身！

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找金主爸爸，尼克在哪裡？

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–他生病了
–今天！

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好！我們要放眼全球，好嗎？

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現在幾點？哪些國家還在交易？

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–現在是10點32分
–現在是10點32分，對，沒錯

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所以美國收市了，倫敦收市了

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–日本開市了，所羅門群島也開市了
–好！

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–南韓、北韓…俄國！
–對！北…

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北韓可能不行，但俄國…

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–他們開市了，對
–天啊

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不惜一切代價，我們要推銷產品

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我想遠距上班嗎？

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不重要

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我想支持分公司經理的願景嗎？

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不惜一切代價

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妳在幹嘛？

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我要推銷產品

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既然某個業務代表缺席

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我就接替他的位置

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如果要我在家完成交辦的工作

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我應該沒問題

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麗姬，調出尼克的客戶名單

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樂意之至

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好，有密碼保護

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試試“尼克是酷炫69”

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“尼克是酷炫…”，不對

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那“尼克不酷炫68”呢？

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葛瑞塔，尼克的密碼是什麼？

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不能說

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知道嗎？妳是對的，沒人喜歡告密者

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羅伊，尼克的密碼是什麼？

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“麗姬是我的死黨”
把“I”換成驚嘆號

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“麗姬是我的死黨…”，對

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–幫我印出來
–沒問題

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鄭重聲明，尼克不是我的死黨

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嗨，大衛，我是弗林利克拉迪克
包裝公司的漢娜霍華德

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你好嗎？

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尼克弗萊徹，對，但他現在不在

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所以我想稍微催你一下

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對，好

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完全不用擔心

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你確定我無法說服…不，好

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如果你改變心意，就打給我

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但這個報價只到今天下午4點59分

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好，再見

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漢娜，可以借用妳的冰箱嗎？

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我們樓下在辦烤肉會
我們的冰箱滿了

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烤肉？我們今天很忙，所以…

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不是，只有倉庫部門
在慶祝強尼的生日

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只是我的生日，所以…

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其實…

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她要幹嘛？

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嘿，各位！今天是強尼的生日

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倉庫在辦烤肉會

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所以業績最高的人可以香腸吃到飽！

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–吃到飽？
–對

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好，把東西放進冰箱
我們等一下去找你們

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誰…用…包裝…問題

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使用創新包裝的前十大公司

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我想跟你的經理談談

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對，沒錯，是關於大促銷

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好，我很樂意稍等

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電話線上有一條大魚

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只要把他釣上來

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其實比較像鯊魚

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如果我說那隻鯊魚是利樂公司
妳會怎麼說？

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我會說利樂公司是包裝公司
為什麼要找他們？

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那誰負責包裝他們的包裝產品？

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–好喔，祝妳好運
–好

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那是我的辦公桌

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你一疏忽，就輸了

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我知道通常是尼克在接洽你，但他…

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我再打給你，小尼克！

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遲到總比不來好

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有個客戶打電話跟我說
妳一直打電話騷擾他們

146
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“騷擾？”應該說是推銷

147
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我們今天壓力很大
我一直在收拾爛攤子

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好，所以妳就打開我的電腦

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擅自拿走我的私人聯絡名單？

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是私人和公司的
問一下，越大越好公司的祥恩阿伍德

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–那是誰？
–對，祥恩上個月已經續訂

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好，喬治歐的奈莉
那是…亞曼尼公司？

153
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不是，我的髮型師

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–好，她是客戶嗎？
–不是，她就是我的髮型師

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–可不可以把聯絡名單還給我…
–葛瑞格貝斯特，他是大客戶吧？

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對，他的訂單在這週會續訂

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–我們打給他吧
–不行

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他不想被打擾

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他在處理私事，我明天再打

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明天太晚了
他會很感激由負責人親自打給他

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–你不明白…
–稍等，轉接到語音信箱

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嗨！我是弗林利克拉迪克
包裝公司的漢娜霍華德

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我是總經理

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我打給你
是想問一下尼克弗萊徹的訂單…

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如果有人需要我

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我會在裡面寫辭職信

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沒人在乎，尼克

168
00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,800
他在開玩笑嗎？

169
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對，是箱子，是好箱子…

170
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對，紙箱…

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所以你想買嗎？

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好…再見

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嘿，黛布

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妳是怎麼賣紙箱的？
有腳本之類的嗎？

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你是認真的嗎？

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我真的很愛吃香腸

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最愛的香腸是…豬肉和茴香

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對，我能應付遠距工作

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其實一抬頭
不會看到羅伊盯著我看也挺好的

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–嘿
–嘿！

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–茶？
–好，謝謝

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好

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我傳了幾次訊息給你

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對

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抱歉我之前有點懶得回覆

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腦袋有點迷糊，所以…

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喉嚨炎，對吧？

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對，被病痛折騰了幾天

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–妳好嗎？還好嗎？
–我很好

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你真的要辭職嗎？

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對

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好，那是不是因為…

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他們在這裡，活力二人組，銷售王

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我可以念我的推銷腳本給你聽嗎？

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你知道嗎？葛瑞塔比我更會推銷

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所以我就把你交給她，她很能幹

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或很能說，看情況吧…因為…

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很能說

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好，所以…我寫了這首詩

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我們有播音機
還是便攜式音響嗎？我可以饒舌

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不用，你可以清唱

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好，那…

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敲一敲，箱子裡是什麼？

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一隻叫襪襪的貓，還穿著我的短褲

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多可愛的小貓啊

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妳覺得怎樣？

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真的很讚

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葛瑞格！又是漢娜霍華德

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就…不要現在，艾莉莎，拜託！

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00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,600
喂？漢娜？

211
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,400
對，就…我沒說

212
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,440
但我們要送一些免費的泡泡紙

213
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,720
所以，對，打給我，天啊

214
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,680
–鷹號成功著陸
–妳在說什麼？

215
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,040
我即將成交一筆大訂單

216
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,280
他們的用戶名是XPR賽朗#2833

217
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:10,120
這麼說吧，賽朗願意用15萬比特幣

218
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,360
買五百個“客製”紙箱

219
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,320
–15萬？
–對

220
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,360
如果有人想要買五百個有通風功能

221
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,560
又能容納成人的紙箱
我有什麼資格質疑？

222
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,320
黛布，我們帳戶可以收比特幣嗎？

223
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,400
不行，弗林利克拉迪克公司
不做加密貨幣交易

224
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,920
但是…好吧

225
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,840
–問他能不能匯澳幣
–好

226
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,240
–漢娜，我在…
–現在不行，馬丁，我們很忙

227
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,840
關上門，快點，賽朗…

228
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,680
–妳們在幹嘛？
–在工作，馬丁！

229
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,800
抱歉，這是暗網嗎？

230
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,200
不，這不是暗網，對吧？麗姬

231
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,400
我可以確認這是暗網…

232
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,440
15萬澳幣，可以

233
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,200
天啊，快成交

234
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,400
不要…不行，我們不能成交

235
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,520
賽朗要出價15萬元

236
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,040
好，賽朗可能是罪犯
可能是人口走私犯

237
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,320
感謝你的意見
但我會以無罪推論相信賽朗

238
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,720
–完成交易
–好

239
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,200
–馬丁！
–妳要冷靜下來

240
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,880
我認為你需要冷靜，我就是這麼想的

241
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,280
–我很冷靜
–我也很冷靜

242
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,960
我是冥想應用程式，我是麥田裡的風

243
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,600
我是鐵皮屋頂上的雨滴，那就是我

244
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,160
我不確定發生什麼事

245
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,360
–然後…
–是葛瑞格貝斯特

246
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,080
來了…

247
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:33,560
看來有人要轉運了

248
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,640
你好，葛瑞格

249
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,480
我不喜歡被騷擾，我之前說得很清楚

250
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,120
–我今天沒空
–是的，嗨！

251
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,920
我也是你的忠實粉絲

252
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,320
你想大量購買？太好了！

253
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,000
一起吃午餐談生意？好，謝謝

254
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,880
好，到時見

255
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,200
好興奮喔

256
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,040
各位，我要去談一筆大生意

257
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,840
商務午餐，大客戶

258
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,120
祝我好運，雖然我不需要

259
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,080
商務午餐，大客戶

260
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:25,480
不得不佩服漢娜，她從不放棄，永不

261
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,960
有人想打乒乓球嗎？

262
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,920
對，所以今天我想把房子再抵押

263
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,760
好，我們看一下，謝謝

264
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,880
妳想要貸一筆22萬元現金？

265
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,360
我今天就要，拜託了

266
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,040
這樣啊

267
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,880
敲一敲，箱子裡是什麼？

268
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,280
一隻穿襪襪的貓

269
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,640
還穿著我的短褲

270
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,800
犯規，出界

271
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,760
多可愛的小貓啊

272
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,000
葛瑞塔，我能跟妳…

273
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,320
–嘿
–嘿

274
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,280
我只是想點出房間裡的大象

275
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,920
你找這大象就為了說這笑話？

276
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,720
對，我到處找遍了
能在儲藏室裡找到真神奇

277
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,080
關於那天的事

278
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,600
我從來無意越界…

279
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,480
–沒有，對，抱歉，我懂
–不用

280
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,280
–不用，妳不必道歉
–沒關係

281
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,240
好…

282
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,800
你打算一輩子都躲著我嗎？

283
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,560
本來有這打算，對
但我失敗了，所以…

284
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,880
一敗塗地

285
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,560
我們回到過去
回到我們一直以來的情況

286
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,920
什麼意思？

287
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,200
只是朋友，但有趣的朋友

288
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,360
有趣的炮友？

289
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,480
–炮…只是有趣的朋友
–有趣的朋友

290
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,840
我很榮幸能成為妳有趣的炮友

291
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,760
好啦，我要走了…

292
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,760
一定要把大象帶走

293
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,000
不要，拜託，尼克弗萊徹，你留著吧

294
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,280
–葛瑞塔金
–都是你的

295
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,160
好

296
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,400
不

297
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,160
魯蛇！

298
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,840
魯蛇！

299
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,600
魯蛇！

300
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,880
怎麼回事？

301
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,760
妳離開後，大家就亂成一團
我設法控制場面

302
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,280
但他們不肯聽我的

303
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,240
好，我要去烤肉會吃點肉

304
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,480
希望你們為自己的所作所為感到滿意

305
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,599
我個人並不滿意

306
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,319
唉呀

307
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,160
那是什麼？

308
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,359
漢娜剛才想把房子再抵押

309
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,480
真是好消息！祝你今天愉快！

310
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,000
很高興跟你合作

311
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,800
猜猜誰剛談成一筆訂單？羅伊

312
00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:25,400
我錯過了什麼？

313
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,920
誰會把房子再抵押
好讓員工進辦公室上班？

314
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,400
我猜就只有漢娜

315
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,760
漢娜怎麼了？

316
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,320
我不知道

317
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,920
嘿，漢娜，需要什麼嗎？

318
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,640
可以幫我拿烤肉醬嗎？

319
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,080
把烤肉醬給我，謝了，老兄

320
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,920
–謝了
–很好

321
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,320
–對
–對

322
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,760
情緒性進食

323
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,040
她吃肋排吃得很香

324
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,520
我來跟她談，好嗎？

325
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,280
要幫她拿紙巾嗎？

326
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,760
有15個簽名

327
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,760
大家都簽了名

328
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,240
伊麗莎貝莫伊爾

329
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,120
羅伊尼斯

330
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,400
蒂娜鄺

331
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,360
連尼克弗萊徹都簽了

332
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,920
對，我想我可以繼續留下一陣子

333
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,480
哇，各位，哇

334
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,800
感謝大家，這對我意義重大

335
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,480
這證明了我一直都知道的事

336
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,280
你們愛辦公室，想待在這裡

337
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,360
沒有，我想我們比較想…

338
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,560
我們只是為妳感到難過

339
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,000
我們還是很樂意遠距上班

340
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:06,640
但上面寫著：“拯救我們的辦公室”
上面有你們的簽名

341
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,480
全都在這裡

342
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,920
身為受你們信任的上司

343
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,840
我不會讓這些呼籲置若罔聞

344
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,400
我們要遊行到國會大廈！

345
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,800
好耶！

346
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,520
妳說的國會大廈是指總部

347
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,360
那在市區，走路要五小時

348
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,080
好，馬丁，我們就走去火車站

349
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,680
然後再走去國會大廈

350
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:29,200
抱歉，漢娜，我其實有成交一筆訂單
現在可以吃香腸了嗎？

351
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,520
好，大家去吃香腸，然後我們就出發

352
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,600
不好意思，兄弟，這份給我

353
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,840
照理說，我應該先來，嗨

354
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,280
好，大家請自便

355
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,520
好…

356
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,040
–嘿，生日快樂，兄弟
–好，謝謝，羅伊

357
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,880
你人真好

358
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,760
如果遠距上班，我會想念很多事

359
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,960
聊八卦、一起吃起司

360
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,680
烤麵包機
頂級烤麵包機，一次烤四片

361
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,800
我們不支持遠距

362
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,080
我們不支持遠距

363
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,600
–大家一起喊！
–大家一起，對！

364
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,440
我們不支持遠距…

365
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,640
我們不支持遠距

366
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,440
天啊

367
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,760
–這麼執著啊？
–對

368
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,560
看她有什麼話要說

369
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,240
漢娜，我找了妳一整天

370
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,800
我們正要去找妳

371
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,720
我現在來了，可以聊聊嗎？

372
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,840
當然可以

373
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,280
我是說，在辦公室聊

374
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,920
–我們昨天開了董事會…
–很有趣

375
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,040
艾莉莎，因為我們的會議也會變成

376
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,640
無聊的會議

377
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,360
妳過來這裡，指使我該怎麼做
讓我感到無聊

378
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,360
我們昨天開了董事會

379
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,520
在審視上一季的

380
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,600
銷售量和生產力後

381
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,640
很明顯自從我們遠距上班後

382
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,480
業績大幅下降

383
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,360
所以辦公室會重新營業

384
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,920
每週強制進辦公室四天

385
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,440
上下班時間可以彈性

386
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,720
所以妳要告訴我…

387
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,400
我是對的？

388
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,480
差不多吧，對

389
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,200
我辦到了

390
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,640
我說服艾莉莎繼續讓辦公室營業

391
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:37,360
每週強制進辦公室四天
上下班時間彈性

392
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,000
–真的？
–對

393
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,120
–所以我們有一天在家上班？
–對

394
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,280
–妳說服了艾莉莎？
–對，我說服的，馬丁

395
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,920
–對
–請願書有幫助嗎？

396
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,840
根本不需要

397
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,800
那麼大家明天見

398
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,320
我明天可能在家上班

399
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,560
好，剩下的各位明天見

400
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,200
–我明天也要在家上班
–對，我也要

401
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,320
對，我也要

402
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,680
我明天可能會生病

403
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,000
好，那後天見，隨便吧！

404
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,360
耶！

405
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,200
–你明天會來嗎？
–對，應該會，妳呢？

406
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,760
我考慮一下

407
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,520
今天的勝利讓我驚訝嗎？

408
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,680
不太驚訝

409
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,520
我設定了目標，努力實現目標

410
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,200
有時會有人問我
“要怎樣當一個好上司？

411
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,480
“要怎樣做才能像妳那樣？”

412
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,400
答案很簡單，你做不到

413
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,480
這是與生俱來的特質
你要嘛有，要嘛沒有

414
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,280
我們只是比較有魅力

415
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:43,960
比較精明，比較…優秀一點

416
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,720
–漢娜
–馬丁

417
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,000
這幾週的確很有挑戰性，而且…

418
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,160
我憑一己之力扭轉局勢？對

419
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,280
所以我薪水比較高，我想是這樣吧

420
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,920
對，我聽說其他分公司
也都重新營業了

421
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,320
真的？

422
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,720
我聽說這其實是總部的指示

423
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,440
馬丁，我們不需要計較細節

424
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,520
–不用
–不用

425
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,280
但事情就是這樣，所以…

426
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,760
–妳並沒有拯救…
–好了，謝謝你，馬丁

427
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,840
–好
–期待明天見到你

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–明天沒人會來，漢娜
–等著瞧

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字幕翻譯：阿雪

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