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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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"INSTITUSI ATAU SESIAPA SAJA YANG CUBA
MERAMPAS MARUAH SAYA AKAN KALAH."

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AHLI PANEL UTAMA DI MEADOWS, 1995

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"DI MANAKAH MARUAH AWAK?

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SAYA RASA IA HILANG DI BUKIT HOLLYWOOD."

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PENYANYI JEMPUTAN DI MEADOWS, 2008

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Musk menghampiri New York. Dari Dubrovnik.

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<i>Musk dari Dubrovnik</i>
<i>telah tiba di Ibu Pejabat Pentaverate.</i>

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Alice Cooper menghadap polis dan kata,

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"Awak rasa awak ada masalah.
Saya cuma berak atas penyu."

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- Penyu! Dia pasti tak gembira.
- Dah tentu. Saya suka.

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Itu pun dia!

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Jejaka harapan kita.

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Ya!

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Silakan, Profesor Clark. Duduklah.

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Saya harap kalian akan buat
begini setiap hari.

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- Selamat pagi, semua.
- Pagi, Patty.

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Selamat pagi.

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Patty, kenapa awak pakai
sandal tak bertutup?

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Mata saya di atas sini, Encik Baldwin.

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Baiklah, dengar sini, Lima Pentaverate.

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Kita ada banyak kerja hari ini.
Meadows akan berlangsung tiga hari lagi.

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- Apa dia?
- Meadows.

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- MENTOR!
- Aduhai.

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<i>Setiap tahun, Pentaverate bertemu</i>
<i>para pemimpin dunia di Switzerland</i>

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<i>dalam acara dikenali sebagai Meadows.</i>

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<i>Meadows adalah acara gabungan</i>
<i>meraikan pencapaian mereka</i>

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<i>dan mengumumkan apa bencana sejagat</i>
<i>yang Pentaverate akan atasi seterusnya.</i>

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<i>Seperti Davos,</i>

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<i>kecuali ia rahsia dan ada pesta liar.</i>

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Profesor Clark di sini untuk bantu kita

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menyambung semula kerja
mendiang rakan kita, Jason Eccleston,

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tapi sebelum itu…

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- Amen.
- Saya ada pengumuman.

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Bilik air utama secara sahnya telah rosak,

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jadi buang air kecil sahaja.

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- Terutamanya awak, Mishu.
- Apa? Saya cuma buang air kecil.

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Awak tipu dan awak tahu, Mishu.
Ada orang buang air besar di sana.

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Ya, tapi di Rusia,
nombor satu untuk buang air besar,

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nombor dua untuk buang air kecil.

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Air kecil di bawah air besar.

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Carilah! Wikipedia. Apa?

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Saya buat nombor satu!

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Saya akan ingat apabila
saya buang air besar di Kremlin.

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Jumpa lagi.

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Ini kerja kita di sini?

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Ini kerja kita?

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Apa kata awak duduk dan jadi ahli baru
yang bodoh buat seketika?

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- Ahli baru bodoh?
- Alamak.

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Maaf. Saya tak dengar awak cakap
sebab ijazah sarjana saya bertimbun.

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Ijazah sarjana. Di sini, ia tak dikira.

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- Apa?
- Ia tak dikira di sini.

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- Dia sebut "kira". Dia orang Rusia.
- Ya, satu, dua, tiga. Saya mengira. Apa?

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Itu teruk. Awak memang teruk.

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Saya menyumpah awak.

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Maafkan saya. Siapa ini?

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Saya ialah Maester Dubrovnik.

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Awak Maester Dubrovnik?
Segalanya akan selesai.

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Maester?

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Saya di sini untuk menyiasat
kematian Jason Eccleston.

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Selamat sejahtera, Maester.
Boleh kami bantu simpan beg awak?

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Tidak!

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Pembantu saya

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akan uruskan jaring penyesalan saya.

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Saya Ergo.

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Ergo!

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Saya pula Anso.

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Anso!

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Mari sini, anak muda.

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Tengoklah awak, budak hingusan. Mari sini.

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Mari! Banyak kita perlu bincangkan.

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Selamat datang ke New York!
Kita ke Fuddruckers nanti.

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Tempat apakah ini?

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Inilah Pentaverate.

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<i>Pada tahun 1347,</i>
<i>lima lelaki terpelajar sedar…</i>

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<i>Jangan berani tekan butang</i>
<i>"langkau pengenalan" itu.</i>

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<i>Ini maklumat penting,</i>

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<i>jika awak rasa awak ingat</i>
<i>daripada episod 1, cuba ulang semula.</i>

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<i>Silakan! Tak boleh, bukan?</i>

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<i>Masa saya dah suntuk.</i>

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<i>Jadi, lima lelaki sedar wabak hitam bukan</i>
<i>hukuman Tuhan, tapi sebab kutu pada tikus,</i>

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<i>jadi persatuan rahsia.</i>

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<i>Perbezaan penting,</i>

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<i>mereka baik.</i>

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PERTARUNGAN KEBENARAN

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Selamat datang ke<i> Pertarungan Kebenaran.</i>
Saya Rex Smith,

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di studio saya di Roanoke, Virginia.

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Kita bincangkan pertemuan rahsia
pemimpin dunia Pentaverate

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dikenali sebagai Meadows,

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dibuat tiga hari lagi
di Zermatt, Switzerland,

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berdekatan Matterhorn.

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Saya nak cakap dulu tentang
Cola Penguat Kelakian Rex Smith.

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<i>Cola saya bukan saja akan</i>
<i>meningkatkan prestasi anda,</i>

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<i>malah ia akan menambahkan saiz anda.</i>

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<i>Cola Penguat Kelakian Rex Smith.</i>

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<i>Anda gembira,</i>

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dia juga akan gembira,
kerana alat sulit anda akan mengeras.

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<i>Jumpa lagi esok.</i>

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- Sentiasa sedar dan berwaspada.
<i>- Sedar dan berwaspada</i>.

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Ken, saya ada rancangan
untuk awak masuk Pentaverate.

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Satu-satunya cara ialah sertai
Pengawal Liechtenstein.

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Pengawal Liechtenstein?

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Ya, pasukan keselamatan Pentaverate.

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Saya nak menyusup masuk
tapi saya pernah cuba.

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Awak tak berjaya?

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Tidak, awak perlu bersunat.

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Saya nak buat, tapi awak pernah
lihat orang dewasa bersunat?

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Saya dah lihat banyak kali.

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Kenapa?

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Jadi, saya tarik kulit khatan
dan lekatkannya semula,

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tapi itu tak berhasil
sebab ujian merentap.

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Ujian apa?

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Ujian merentap.

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Menarik tujuh lapisan dermis.

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Bercakap tentang itu,
saya perlu kencing tapi tandas rosak pula.

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Kita boleh singgah di hotel Big Dick,

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hotel The Old Log Inn.

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- Jauh lagi hotel The Old Log Inn?
- Tak jauh.

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Hotel itu di pekan Nuts Deep.

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Jadi, Old Log ada di Nuts Deep.
Biar betul?

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Perlukah awak ulang semua ayat saya?

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Anthony, boleh saya buat panggilan?

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Ya, dah tentu.

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PUAN SNEE - POLIS TORONTO

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<i>Hei, Ken.</i>

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Puan Snee! Saya di Nuts Deep.

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New York? Hei, anak saya
bermain kejohanan hoki di sana.

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Apa awak buat di bandar itu?

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Okey, apa yang saya akan beritahu ini
mungkin kedengaran mengarut,

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tapi rasanya saya dah jumpa berita hebat
untuk dapatkan kerja saya semula.

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Puan Snee, kami perlukan awak di sini.

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Aduhai, Ken. Kami dah dapat
pengganti awak. Maafkan saya.

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<i>Saya Darleen Windelchuck</i>
<i>dengan </i>Berita Tergempar.

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<i>Anda baru saja digemparkan.</i>

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Reilly, saya dah tewas.

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Hei, kenapa awak kasihankan diri sendiri?

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Kita dari Kanada. Kita tak putus asa.

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Kisah awak panjang lagi.

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Saya akan bantu awak.

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Terima kasih, Reilly.
Saya akan dapatkan kerja saya.

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- Awak tahu ikan lumba-lumba boleh kentut?
- Apa maksud awak?

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Saya dah lama tak bercakap
jadi saya mahu beramah mesra.

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Baiklah. Maafkan saya.

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Akhirnya. Saya dah tak tahan nak kencing.

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Ergo, Anso, mari kita mulakan
bedah siasat Jason Eccleston.

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Perempuan, kenapa awak syak
ini pembunuhan?

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Pertama sekali, bukan "Perempuan."
Nama saya Patty.

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Kedua, cuba lihat matanya, Maester.

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Jason asalnya ada mata
berwarna coklat yang cantik,

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kemudian saya perasan…

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- Warna mata bertukar biru.
- Ya.

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Menarik.

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- Perempuan…
- Bukan, Patty.

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Sila beredar.

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Saya beredar dulu.

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Bukan sebab awak suruh beredar,
yang memang agresif.

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Saya nak pergi sebab baunya macam lelaki,

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dan kalian perlu kerap mencuci alat sulit.

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Anso, catatkan dapatan saya.

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Jantina mangsa ialah lelaki.

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Tinggi,

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180 sentimeter.

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Berat,

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100 kilogram.

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Ergo, keluarkan gas.

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Isi perut,

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Doritos.

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Mungkin

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perisa Cool Ranch.

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Bagel piza.

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Cosmic Brownies Little Debbie.

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Jadi dia diracun?

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Kita tak boleh buat andaian.

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Awak bodoh jika buat andaian, Anso…

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Awak saja.

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Kita tak ada banyak masa, jadi…

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- Ya, Maester?
- Bukan awak, Anso. Jadi…

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- Ya, Maester?
- Tak! Saya kata, "Bukan awak, Anso!"

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Jadi,

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apa yang boleh kita simpulkan?

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Pembunuhan, Maester?

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Ya, Ergo! Pembunuhan!

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Wah! Bandar New York.

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Itu dia Bangunan Empire State.

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Ia satu penipuan.

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Wah!

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Okey. Kenny, ini Area 52.

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Cari Sammy. Dia cef di sini.

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Dia ada kunci untuk bawa awak
masuk Pentaverate.

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Betulkah? Kunci keselamatan?

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Itu saja diperlukan untuk masuk
ibu pejabat persatuan rahsia?

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Itu dan zakar yang disunat,

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tapi saya dah lihat zakar Kenny
dan dia tiada masalah.

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Sammy suka main snuker. Awak pandai main?

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Saya ada main ketika dalam Tentera Kanada,
bertugas di Garmisch-Partenkirchen.

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Bagus. Jika awak menang,
dia akan beri kunci keselamatan.

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- Beritahu dia Anthony hantar awak.
- Baiklah.

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PENTAVERATE MEMANG WUJUD
SERANG MEREKA SEMUA!

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ZAKAR MEMANG KECIL!

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Cari Sammy!

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- Baiklah.
- Ya!

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Hei! Selamat datang ke Area 52,
menu istimewa hari ini ialah pipi khinzir.

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Apa pesanan dunia baru awak?

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Ya, awak ada Jejak Wap Kimia
dan Kuar Dubur.

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Saya nak Jejak Wap Kimia.

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Untuk gadis kecil ini pula?

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- Beri air kosong.
- Dengan atau tanpa florida?

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Dengan florida?

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Awak tanggunglah.

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- Tanya dia.
- Awak Sammy?

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Siapa tanya?

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Saya kawan Anthony.

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Dia cakap awak ada kunci keselamatan
untuk masuk ke Pentaverate.

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Untuk si bodoh itu?

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Tak. Saya takkan pertaruhkan
kunci sambungan untuk si tak guna itu.

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Cantik betul bahasa awak.
Awak cium mak awak guna mulut itu?

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Beginilah.

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Jika awak menang main snuker,
saya beri awak kunci itu.

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Baiklah.

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Saya terima.

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Ini kad kuncinya.

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Boleh saya…

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Boleh apa, tak guna?

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Hei, Sammy, tak guna!

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- Kalahkan dia, tak guna!
- Apa awak cakap tadi?

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Awak pekakkah?

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Saya kata kalahkan dia, tak guna.

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Kenapa mereka asyik menyumpah?

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Mereka orang Amerika.

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Hei, si dungu. Awak okey?

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Saya okey.

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Saya juga, tak guna.

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Sial!

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Ya, mainlah, orang tua.

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Tak guna. Pipi khinzir ini sedap.

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Ya. Pipi saya memang sedap.

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Hei, batang tak guna ini
tolak bola merata-rata.

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Saya nak bola coklat.

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Terus masuk!

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Itu pasti sakit.

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Tak guna! Sial.

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Alamak!

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- Alamak!
- Orang tua tak guna.

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Lelaki tak guna.

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Kenapa mereka asyik menyumpah?
Memang banyak, bukan?

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Tiada siapa perasan ia memang pelik?

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Awak tahu apa yang ia perlukan?

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Mayonis. Tapi botol
tak guna itu tersumbat.

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Awak letak mayonis dalam hidangan saya?

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Tak guna!

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- Alamak. Saya minta maaf, tak guna.
- Bagaimana Netflix tak kisah dengan ini?

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Bahasa dalam babak terakhir itu
agak kasar.

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Bukan gaya sesuai untuk semua penonton
yang kita jangka dengan projek Mike Myers.

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Mari lihat babak itu lagi, tapi kali ini,
kami dah buang semua bahasa kesatnya.

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Selamat menonton.

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- Boleh saya?
- Awak dah keras?

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Ya.

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Saya juga.

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Ya. Buat sekarang, orang tua.

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Ya. Pipi saya dah terbuka luas.

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Saya nak yang coklat.

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Terus masuk! Pasti sakit.

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Saya nak pergi bersihkan diri.

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Kemudian saya akan kembali
dan uruskan bola itu.

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Berbual kosong saja,
Illuminati memang wujud?

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Ya, Beyoncé dan Jay-Z juga antara ahlinya.

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Tapi jangan risau, mereka ialah pengintip.

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<i>Lemonade </i>tentang itulah!

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Ya.

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Awak tahu,

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saya tak rasa kita bersedia untuk jelinya.

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Tidak. Sama sekali tidak.

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- Tiada siapa sedia.
- Yakah?

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- Ya.
- Saya rasa tak.

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Okey, perkara seterusnya dalam agenda.

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- Hiasan Meadows dan cenderahati parti.
- Cukup dekat.

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Seperti yang anda lihat,
saya buat replika Meadows,

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saya terfikir kita boleh buat
seperti <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

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Saya juga letak pintu bulan.

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Tengok ini.

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Selamat tinggal.

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Gwyneth Paltrow telah bersetuju
untuk taja Goop dalam beg cenderahati.

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Dia juga beri sedikit telur bergetar,

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untuk kemut dan sebagainya.

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Baiklah, semua,

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kalian tahu apa perlu buat.

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Kita masih lagi bercakap
tentang cenderahati parti?

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Pentaverate ialah
organisasi rahsia sejagat

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khusus untuk selesaikan masalah dunia.

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Isu seperti kekurangan makanan,
pencemaran mikroplastik,

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bekalan air bersih, pemerdagangan seks.

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Ya. Terlalu ramai wanita
di negara saya terlibat dalamnya.

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Setuju. Pelacuran adalah perhambaan moden.

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Apabila mereka tiba,
mereka tak macam dalam gambar.

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Sekejap. Apa?

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Apabila awak pesan kembar,
mereka beri dua gadis berambut palsu sama.

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Itu bukan kembar.

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Saya nak kembar sebenar.
Melekat di pinggul seperti Tuhan mahu.

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Terima kasih, Mishu.

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Saya ingat saya ke sini untuk selesaikan
perubahan cuaca sempena Meadows?

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Profesor, jangan anggap kami
sebagai Tuhan.

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Anggap kami sebagai alternatif.

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Sementara kalian teruskan membuang masa,

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saya akan buktikan teori lakuran sejuk.

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Sesuatu yang saya perlu buat.

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Sesuatu yang dunia perlukan.

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Agak dramatik, bukan?

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Awak yang terbaik.
Cium Apple untuk saya. Okey, bagus.

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Saya baru cakap dengan Gwyneth.
Dia akan beri lilin faraj.

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Okey, leretkan kad kunci,

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masuk lif dan awak akan tiba
di Pentaverate.

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Ini sama macam cermin awak.

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Ada kamera kecil dengan kad Micro SD.
Ia sentiasa merakam.

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Ada mikrofon.
Tekan butang dan kami boleh dengar.

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Okey.

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Menguji.

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Bagaimana mak awak?

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Alamak.

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Maaf.

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Ken, ini penting.

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Apabila awak masuk ke dalam,
awak perlu rakam ahli Pentaverate.

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Mata bonus jika awak boleh dapatkan
vial Adrenochrome.

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Adrenochrome?

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Saya memang tak boleh.

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Selidik sendiri!

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Itulah cara pelaku pedofilia merasa puas.

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Baiklah.

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- Jumpa nanti.
- Ya.

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Jumpa nanti, Ken.

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RUANG MENYAMBUT TETAMU

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Seterusnya!

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Silakan masuk.

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Sekejap, saya nak makan ubat tahan sakit.

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Saya Pikeman Higgins,
Pegawai Tertinggi Pengawal Liechtenstein.

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Siapa nama awak?

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Ken.

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Nama keluarga?

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Doll.

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Ken Doll?

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- Ya.
- Nama awak Ken Doll?

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- Ya.
- Awak kahwin dengan Barbie?

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Tak, tapi saya selalu ditanya begitu.

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Kenapa nak masuk Pengawal Liechtenstein?

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Kenapa? Saya…

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Saya nak ubah kisah saya
dan ubah hidup saya.

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Awak datang ke tempat yang betul.

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Okey.

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Dulu saya pelakon lagak ngeri
di Hollywood.

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Kebanyakannya filem koboi.

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Kemudian Hollywood berubah.
Wira jadi samar.

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Siapa baik? Siapa jahat?

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- Sebab itu awak berhenti beraksi?
- Tak, celah kangkang saya cedera.

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Awak ada pengalaman ketenteraan?

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Ya. Saya bekas Tentera Kanada.

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Mereka ada askar? Gurau.

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- Lucunya.
- Satu soalan lagi.

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Midge.

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Midge?

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Kawan baik Barbie.

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Pernah jumpa dia?

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Mungkin saya perlu jujur dengan awak.
Ken Doll hanya nama rekaan.

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Aduhai.

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Angkat tangan kanan dan ikut saya.

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Pentaverate tak boleh didedahkan.

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- Pentaverate tak boleh didedahkan.
- Pergi jumpa Katie di Sumber Manusia.

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- Itu saja?
- Ya.

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- Tiada ujian merentap?
- Ya, saya terlupa.

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Buka seluar, askar.

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Awak akan rasa lebih sakit
berbanding saya.

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Nak gigit sesuatu?

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Perlukah? Saya tak pernah…

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Pasti itu ujian rentap Ken.

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Kita hanya boleh berdoa
kulit khatannya tahan.

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Ya Tuhan, tolong biarkan Ken…

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- Saya tak boleh sebut begitu.
- Ya.

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<i>Sekarang ialah waktu malam.</i>
<i>Selamat malam, Ibu Pejabat Pentaverate.</i>

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Itu menjadikan pekali 4.9 E.

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Menjadikan E sama dengan 0.2
dan C kuasa dua. Betul tak?

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- Itu betul.
- Bagus.

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Konsep Gaussian, elektif molekul
adalah lengai dalam keadaan plasma.

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Betul. Kita boleh buat isotop itu stabil.

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Kita berurusan dengan fraktal sekarang.

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BUKU RACUN

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Mata sangat biru.

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- Guna molekul protein.
- Terima kasih. Saya lupa.

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Salah seorangnya ialah pembunuh.

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LORDINGTON

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MENTOR…

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boleh beri saya nombor

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untuk pemisahan isotop hidrogen?

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25.78 kilojoule sama dengan
lakuran sejuk. Disahkan.

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Saya berjaya kira lakuran sejuk.

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Itu pun awak. Lihat?
Tempat ini masih ada sedikit keajaibannya.

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Untuk awak.

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Tepat masanya untuk Meadows!

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Untuk kematian!

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Saya rasa lebih bersemangat

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berbanding ketika saya

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masih hidup.

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Saya nak tanya sesuatu.

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- Jawab jujur.
- Baiklah.

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Awak bawa saya masuk Pentaverate
sebab saya kulit Hitam?

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Tidak.

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00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,880
Awak di sini sebab awak
ahli sains yang bijak.

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00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,600
Mereka terima semua orang, sama ada
awak Kristian, homoseksual, tempang,

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anak dara tua, gemuk, orang biasa, hodoh.

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- Baiklah. Saya faham.
- Ya.

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Jika awak nak perubahan,

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duduklah di sini.

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Untuk kematian.

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Orang Australia tua ini nak pergi tidur.

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Baiklah.

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Tahniah, profesor.

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Terima kasih.

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Bagus. Baiklah. Okey.

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Ya.

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00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,320
Hei, Bruce.

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Pentaverate tak boleh didedahkan.

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Selamat bertugas.

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00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Oh Tuhan, saya ingat dia takkan pergi!

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00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,320
- Patty!
- Apa?

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00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,840
- Saya berjaya.
- Apa?

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00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,680
- Ini saat terhebat dalam hidup saya.
- Apa?

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00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,480
- Saya berjaya kira lakuran sejuk.
- Baguslah!

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00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,400
Saya tahu awak ada bakat
sebaik awak masuk ke pintu itu.

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00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,720
Saya ada bakat.

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00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,880
- Ya, betul!
- Ya!

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00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,160
Ini memang lucu. Saya dah nak tidur.

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00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,080
Tapi saya cuma berbaring di sana.
Saya tak boleh tidur.

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00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,160
Awak tak perlu tidur.

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00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,080
Mungkin awak perlu sertai saya.

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00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,240
Kita bersiar-siar di bulan.

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00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,440
- Ya.
- Kita lihat bintang.

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00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,400
Cantiknya.

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00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,200
Kawah ini dipanggil Laut Ketenangan.

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00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,520
Yakah?

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00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,680
Baiklah,

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mari buat sedikit gelombang.

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00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,560
<i>Selamat pagi, Pentaverate.</i>

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<i>Peringatan, tinggal dua hari lagi</i>
<i>untuk Meadows.</i>

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00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,600
<i>Saya Maria Menounos.</i>

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BERSIARAN
BILIK BULAN

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00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,920
Tak bolehkah ketuk dulu?

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00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,200
Oh Tuhan!

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00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,960
Dia dah mati!

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Terjemahan sari kata oleh:
Ezzatil Abdul Latib