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[eerie music playing]
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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[Cho chuckles]
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This is awesome, man!
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I've always wanted to be kidnapped.
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It's been one of my dreams.
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So bucket list, bitch. [chuckles]
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You guys mind telling me
where we're going?
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No? Okay, cool.
Spoils the mystery. Yep, respect.
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Apply the blindfold, please.
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Blindfolds!
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Okay. Yes, please. [chuckles]
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My safe word is "excelsior."
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[sings high note]
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Oh, it's the pilot.
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Why is it on the pilot?
Is this like a Fifty Shades type deal?
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No, I'm just saying
if you want me to fuck the pilot,
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I'll totally fuck the pilot.
I fucked a lot of pilots in my day.
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Helicopter pilots, airplane pilots,
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actors during pilot season.
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[woman] Remote landing sequence has begun.
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-[helicopter engine accelerates]
-[action music playing]
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Ah!
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Whoo!
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Nice!
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I have such a boner right now!
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[system beeps]
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[system beeps, plays melody]
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How you doin', playboy? [chuckles]
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Who set me up?
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It was Bezos, right? [chuckles]
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[heroic music playing]
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Wow!
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I'm digging this music.
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Oh my God, look at you.
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Look at this. Getting taller.
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[inhales] And then to you.
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Adorable!
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Oh! [gibbering]
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[chuckles] I'm kidding.
I'll see you at the food court.
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[gasps]
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Oh! Whoa! Oh, oh, oh! [groans]
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[chuckles] Okay. Okay. Mmm.
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We are the--
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Uh… Oh, the Illuminati?
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No, no, no. We are the--
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Oh, uh, you're the Masons.
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The fucking Pentaverate!
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The Pentaverate, asshole.
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[Shep] Yeah. He's a total schmuck.
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The Penta-what-the-fuck?
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[dramatic music playing]
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[narrator] In 1347--
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Now, what did I tell you?
Don't skip the intro!
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It's not just
a cut-and-paste job, you know?
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When you hire Jeremy Irons,
you get a bespoke performance,
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not just any old shit.
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So… [inhales, clears throat]
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…by now we know the show's about five men
and a secret society called
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the Pentaverate, who are nice.
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Well, four men now,
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because someone went
and killed Professor Clark. [chuckles]
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Didn't see that coming, did you?
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No, nor did I, to be honest with you.
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Fucked me right up.
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Anyhoo, on with the show.
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[music fades out]
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[news theme music plays]
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[Maria] Good morning, Pentaverate!
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The time is 6:00 a.m. in New York,
12:00 p.m. in Dubrovnik.
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A reminder, The Meadows
is just one day away.
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I'm Maria Menounos.
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[horns honking]
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[Anthony] Wake up, sleepyhead.
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[cans crinkle]
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[Rex] ...where they fashion condoms
made out of corn husks
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and exchange names if you tell them…
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[farts]
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Ooh! You know, if you're sick,
you should go see a doctor.
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[chuckles] This one's a firecracker.
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[farts]
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Just fucking with ya.
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[rattling loudly]
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Ten-hut!
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Up and at 'em, you sorry sacks of shit!
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[rattling loudly]
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What an all-singing,
all-dancing Broadway shit show!
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And you, Lefty. You stand up straight.
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It's like watching Humpty-Dumpty
trying to un-fuck himself.
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Hey, don't call him that!
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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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Little Lord Fuckleroy.
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Where were you born, son?
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Well, actually, I was born in Toronto.
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No.
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You were born in your mother's ass.
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Well, that's less than kind.
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And impossible.
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You're lucky
I don't throw you in the cube.
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You want to tell me how to do my job?
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You want to wear this sash?
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No, sir.
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You get out here, and you choke yourself.
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You want me to choke myself?
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Legally, I can't.
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But you can choke yourself.
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[inhales]
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-[yells]
-[bones crack]
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Let go of me, or I will end you.
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-[bones continue to crack]
-[yells]
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Mercy.
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[groans]
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What kind of bullshit was that?
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It's called Defendo.
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-Defendo?
-Yeah, it's Canadian martial arts.
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I learned it in the Canadian Army.
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I use your strength against you
by hitting your pressure points.
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I was just trying to stick up
for my fellow Liechtenstein Guard.
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Hmm.
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All right, you dolphin lickers,
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this man here is gonna teach you
the Canadian art of Defendo.
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He already taught you one lesson.
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The Liechtenstein Guard
are a band of brothers.
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Are we clear?
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[all] Pikeman, yes, Pikeman.
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I said, are we clear?
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[all] Pikeman, yes, Pikeman!
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I'm gonna go drop the kids off
at the pool.
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As you were.
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Hoo-ah!
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[whimsical music playing]
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-[man] Thank you.
-Hey, you're welcome. It was nothing.
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[indistinct chatter]
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You know,
it's just a thing called Defendo.
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Welcome aboard. We're happy to have you.
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Still dreamy after all these years,
am I right?
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I'd pay good money to have that face.
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Truth! [chuckles]
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You're joining the Pentaverate
at an exciting time,
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when we no longer use scalding
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or maiming,
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but, of course, if you're a traitor,
we will put your fucking head on a pike.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[chuckles] I mean,
come on, it just makes sense.
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[all chuckling]
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And remember,
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the Pentaverate must never be exposed.
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[all together] The Pentaverate
must never be exposed.
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So now you know who we are
and how we operate. Any questions?
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Nope. Got it, man.
I am super psyched to be here.
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And head on a pike?
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Nice touch.
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-Thank you.
-Well, that was easy.
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You picked a good one, Bruce.
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And you know you must eschew
your previous life, Mr. Cho?
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Oh yeah, copy that. I have some casinos,
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I'm a billionaire, but I'm bored.
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I'm in a midlife crisis.
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It's either join the Penta-Verdes
or join a gym.
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-You know what I mean?
-And your fake death.
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-MENTOR?
-[upbeat music plays]
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-[MENTOR] Check this shit out.
-[Cho laughs]
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Died with a hooker and an eight ball!
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Nailed it! Oh! [chuckles]
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Professor Clark's death,
however, was very real.
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There's a deepening sense of crisis
running through these walls.
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One hesitates to mention
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the Demetrius Protocols.
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-[gasps]
-The Demetrius Protocols?
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The Demetrius Protocols?
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[mimicking] The Demetrius Protocols?
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[mutters in Russian]
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Sounds like fun.
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[Mishu] No! No! No!
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Demetrius Protocols is doomsday plan
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should Pentaverate fall
into nefarious hands.
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Then we all kill ourselves
using our cyanide pills.
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-Yeah.
-Is not good. [mutters in Russian]
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Oh, I get it.
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A guy died, so you've got
some human resources issues.
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But don't worry, because this crazy,
rich Asian is ready to rock and roll!
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Are ya ready to rock?
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[high-pitched] ♪ Are you ready to rock? ♪
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I have no idea what he's saying.
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The man's a nutter.
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[news theme music plays]
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I'm Maria Menounos for Pentaverate TV.
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Always current, always on.
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We pay our respects
to the late professor Hobart Clark,
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the most recent initiate
to the Pentaverate
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and many members' first Black friend.
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Professor, we hardly knew you.
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[gentle music playing]
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The Pentaverate has…
[in singsong] …a potential new member.
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Skip Cho.
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Owning the largest casino in Asia,
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this billionaire is a real high roller
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when it comes to understanding
the chaos theory of weather patterns.
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Climate change is about to get solved.
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This shit is getting real. [chuckles]
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I'm Maria Menounos.
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Here we are at the Pentaverate.
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There's plenty of things to do,
whether you're in the Liechtenstein Guard
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or whether you've--
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-[Anthony] Ken! Ken! Are you alone?
-Yes.
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Ken, when we meet tonight,
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I'll off-load the SD card
and get the footage to Mrs. Snee.
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-We're gonna get your job back!
-[radio static]
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Ken! Ken!
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We have to see
the Pentaverate members themselves!
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I just haven't had a chance to.
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You have to find a way to get
into that fucking main chamber, kid!
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There's gotta be someone
who can get you in.
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Yeoman Doll, you know what you did today?
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-[Anthony] Ken, who is that?
-[radio static]
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I can't say.
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You can't say?
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Then I'll tell ya.
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-Hell, you impressed me!
-Thank you, sir.
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[Anthony] That sounds like your guy.
Over and out.
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[radio static]
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You stood up for one of your own.
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A true Liechtenstein Guard.
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I like the cut of your jib.
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You come with me.
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I've got a special job for you.
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-Hoo-ah!
-[feedback squeals over radio]
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[indistinct chatter over speaker]
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[Maester] Strangely,
both men had brown eyes,
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which postmortem, turned blue.
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Ergo--
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-Yes, Maester?
-No, I'm saying "therefore."
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I can determine cause of death
to be poison.
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Most likely sap of tree
native to Dubrovnik,
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the Donette tree.
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Highly poisonous.
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The Donette's sap,
it, uh, first make victims thirsty.
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Then Donette makes you
have chest palpitations.
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And finally, at death,
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Donette makes your brown eyes blue.
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"Donette make your brown eyes blue"?
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Exactly.
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That is what Donette does.
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Okay.
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-And so--
-Yes, Mae--
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No, no, no!
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Again, I was just saying, "And so."
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I specifically hit the "D" very hard.
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[splutters] So…
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[ominous music plays]
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…one of you
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is the murderer… er… er… er…
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Any one of you
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could have murdered Jason Eccleston
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and Professor Clark.
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Mishu.
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You are familiar with my book of poison.
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This is not fair!
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00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,400
Every time poison is mentioned,
260
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,680
it's always,
"Blame the Russian, blame the Russian."
261
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,280
Yeah, that's just crazy.
262
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,720
Go piss up a rope.
263
00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,920
Bruce, aren't fake deaths your specialty?
264
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,480
No.
265
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,640
I loved Jason.
266
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,040
Who do you think gave him
his first companion doll?
267
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:08,960
Me.
268
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,160
Took me hours
to blow that fucking thing up.
269
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,360
[Maester] Ooh.
270
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,960
Lordington,
271
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:22,000
new members are a threat to your position
as Centralis, are they not?
272
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,480
[Lordington] No, they are not.
273
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,760
I've been leading this organization
for over 50 years.
274
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,600
Not through guile
275
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,720
but through skill.
276
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,840
[Maester] Shep.
277
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:39,560
You and, uh, Jason were,
uh, hey, how you say, libertine.
278
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,360
Sure, we got stoned together.
279
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,880
But when's the last time
you saw stoned people fight?
280
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,200
We didn't fight.
281
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,160
We ate.
282
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,520
Woman,
283
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:56,400
you had very friendly relationship
with Professor Clark.
284
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,680
Are you familiar with black widow spider?
285
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,360
Are you familiar with slut-shaming?
286
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,760
[meows, chuckles]
287
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,000
Oh, uh, excuse me. Um…
288
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,880
What about me? Could have been me.
289
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,240
Maybe, like, what if there was, like,
a time machine, and I just looped around--
290
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,960
Don't bait the Maester.
291
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,520
I pluck your eyes out.
292
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,000
[chuckles]
293
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,640
Oh, so, um…
294
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,840
so if I Maester-bait, I will go blind?
295
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,840
[laughing]
296
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,920
[slapping hand on table]
297
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,640
I… I don't get it.
298
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,400
Okay, you know what, never mind.
It's just… it's a rough room.
299
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,400
[marching music playing]
300
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,600
Down there's the office
of the Fimbra Manus.
301
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:50,000
The Fimbra are like the hands
of the Pentaverate in the outside world.
302
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,080
Most fortune-teller shops,
really Fimbra outposts.
303
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,000
Ah.
304
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,640
[Pikeman] Now let me show you something
that'll blow your mind.
305
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,600
[Ken] Where are we?
306
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,360
[Pikeman] It's the Pentaverate Hall
of Achievements.
307
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,800
Galileo's telescope
308
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,520
and Gutenberg's movable type.
309
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,160
And there's the polio vaccine.
310
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:13,880
But that all pales in comparison
to the Pentaverate's greatest achievement,
311
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,120
which is right there.
312
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,560
[Ken] What is it?
313
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,520
It's a ball bearing.
314
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,760
[heroic music playing]
315
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,840
-That's it?
-What do you mean, "That's it?"
316
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,840
Show a little respect, kid.
317
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:39,320
Without the ball bearing, there'd be
no cars, railroads, aircraft, or tanks.
318
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,520
Hell, the US Air Force lost more men
319
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,160
bombing the Nazi ball bearing factory
in Schweinfurt
320
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,000
than almost anywhere else.
321
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:52,120
My point is the Pentaverate
is like this here ball bearing.
322
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,200
Might seem small,
323
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,440
but without it,
324
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,840
nothing works.
325
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,040
I believe in the Liechtenstein Guard, Ken,
326
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,480
'cause I believe in the Pentaverate.
327
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,760
But I'm gonna give it
to you straight, kid.
328
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,120
There is something rotten
within the Pentaverate!
329
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,520
I need you to be my eyes and ears.
330
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,760
Thank you, sir.
331
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,040
Come on, I'm putting you
on main chamber duty.
332
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,000
[gentle chanting]
333
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,720
Hmm.
334
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,760
You have an interesting stomach.
335
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,440
Psst. Devin.
336
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,880
[Cho] That's great.
337
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,640
-Good stuff, buddy.
-[claps]
338
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,680
Give it up, man.
339
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,000
Let Initiato begin.
340
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,720
-[Cho] Man! Whoo!
-[recorder beeps]
341
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,080
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
342
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,920
I would rather keep
my clothes on, thank you!
343
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,720
Unless I can just Porky Pig it.
344
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,240
Haven't worked out for a while.
I'm a bit self-conscious about my moobs.
345
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,800
Cocaine! [sniffs]
346
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,000
[Lordington] Behold.
347
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,120
Before you is a choice.
348
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,560
The Pentaverate key and the cyanide pill.
349
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,880
Take the key
and join us in protecting the world or--
350
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,680
Key! I'm taking the key.
351
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,120
I mean, I am all in.
352
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,920
[Lordington] The assent
has been uttered. Confirmiato.
353
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,880
Shitaverio! [chuckles]
354
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,880
-Oh, look at this!
-[feet shuffling]
355
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,760
-Uh, place the pill inside the key.
-[Cho] You got it, dude.
356
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,520
Zoink and zoink.
357
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,960
Let us begin Concludiato.
358
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,480
-[Cho] Yes.
-[murmurs]
359
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,280
I'm a size 48 small.
360
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,760
This is awesome, man.
361
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,280
[Lordington] You may approach
the Da Vinci lock.
362
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,200
-MENTOR!
-[upbeat music plays]
363
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,600
[MENTOR] Okay, rookie. Listen up.
364
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,880
Now we take
an official vote on your membership.
365
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,680
Here's how it works.
366
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,960
Use your key in the Da Vinci lock to vote.
367
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,520
There's five of youse, so you just need
three votes for a majority.
368
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,960
Quick question.
This key, can I get a spare?
369
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,920
'Cause I'm always losing stuff.
370
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,160
I mean, just last week I lost my, um…
371
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,520
God, what do you call
those things? Daughters.
372
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,080
[Shep] No! There's only one spare key.
373
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,920
The Parce Clavem,
which is Latin for spare key.
374
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,080
The Parce Clavem is
in the Pentaverate's spiritual birthplace
375
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,120
in Dubrovnik.
376
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,000
This spare key could be used
to gain an extra vote
377
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,440
and shift the balance of power
in the Pentaverate.
378
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,440
Thus, if any existing member
tries to use it,
379
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,400
instant death.
380
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,120
Mmm, spooky!
381
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,360
Okay, claves parare…
382
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,280
[Cho] Ferrari.
383
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,200
[Lordington] …vobis!
384
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,840
-[locks click]
-[Cho] En garde.
385
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,920
[bell dings]
386
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,680
What's happening? What's happening? Is it…
387
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,800
And the lottery winner is…
388
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,240
Oh, man, that guy's got a cataract.
389
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,840
Seriously. He needs to see
an ophthalmologist, like, stat.
390
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,520
[MENTOR] Five to nothing vote.
391
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,600
The Pentaverate's newest
and shortest member, Skip Cho.
392
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:57,720
The 223rd Pentaveration is in sessioniato.
393
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,880
[staff thuds]
394
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,760
The Pentaverate must never be exposed.
395
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,720
[all] The Pentaverate…
396
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,080
-Pentavera--
-[guard] Shh! Not us.
397
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,920
[Cho] …exposed, yo.
398
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,600
♪ Skip Cho, Pentaverate ♪
399
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,120
♪ It an event ♪
400
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,720
♪ That's elaborate ♪
401
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,880
[staff thuds]
402
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,600
[suspenseful music playing]
403
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,080
[Bruce] Gentlemen!
404
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,080
[clears throat, spits]
405
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,000
The Maester, Mishu, and I have a proposal.
406
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,680
-Maester, if you will.
-[Maester] Thank you.
407
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:36,040
I am confident the killer will be found.
408
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,600
However, for extra protection,
409
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:44,520
I am installing
highly elite security force.
410
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:49,160
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Red Robes.
411
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,240
[upbeat sultry music playing]
412
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,480
Wow!
413
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,000
At least they don't have rocket launchers.
414
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,440
Yeah,
415
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,400
we're fucked.
416
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,200
These men are
lean, mean fighting machines.
417
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,080
Rejects from the German porn industry.
418
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,520
What the hell are you doing?
419
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,040
Who are these men?
420
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,880
The Red Robes.
421
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,040
Face it, the Liechtenstein Guard
aren't cutting it.
422
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,800
Not cutting it, my ass!
423
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,160
These men are highly trained!
424
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,040
Sorry, sorry.
425
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,040
[blade scraping on ground]
426
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,760
Highly trained?
427
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,840
Pentaverate headquarters
is my jurisdiction!
428
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,680
Yeah, who in the fuck are you?
429
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,760
How dare you talk to a superior that way?
430
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,520
Ooh, I'm so sorry!
431
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,160
Well, I think you confuse me
for somebody who gives a shit.
432
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:07,120
I am Maester of Dubrovnik,
head of ministry, ergo--
433
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,400
-Yes, Maester!
-Ergo, no! I will kill you!
434
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:17,400
Therefore, I outrank you,
so you get the fuck out of my face.
435
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,240
Hell, if it wasn't
for this prosthetic taint,
436
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,760
I'd drop ya right here.
437
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,600
Well, you'd better fuck off
when I do my investigation.
438
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,640
Be gone with you. [chuckles]
439
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,520
Gentlemen! Gentleman! Gentleman! Decorum!
440
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,880
Pikeman Higgins,
441
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:37,120
the Red Robes are here
to offer us extra security.
442
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,600
I suggest you alert your Guard.
443
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,320
You'll pay for this.
444
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,560
All of you!
445
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,200
Good luck with that, fuckboy. [chuckles]
446
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,320
This one is from ConConCon.
447
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,560
ConConCon?
448
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,360
Yeah, Connecticut Conspiracy Convention.
449
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,600
I think you might be addicted
to conspiracy.
450
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,240
Well, I used to be addicted to QAnon,
451
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,640
and then I went to QAnon-anon.
452
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,360
But I found out that even that's a hoax.
453
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,440
Conspiracies are everywhere.
454
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,160
Look what the Pentaverate
did to our currency, right?
455
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,840
Normal five-dollar bill, right?
456
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,760
Right.
457
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,480
Wrongo!
458
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,960
You fold it this way,
you fold it that way,
459
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,800
you fold it this way,
and lookee here what we have.
460
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,720
The five.
461
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,400
Like the five members of the Pentaverate.
462
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,760
It's right there!
463
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,480
Think about it.
464
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,360
Why would they put a five right there?
465
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:40,280
To indicate that the bill has
a monetary value of five American dollars?
466
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,720
It's like they're taunting us!
467
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,600
-[radio static]
-[Ken] This is Kilo Echo November.
468
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,200
Do you read me?
469
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,440
Ken, how's it going?
Are we still on for a meeting tonight?
470
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:59,640
We are so close to exposing
these Charlie Uniform November Tangos.
471
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,240
-[radio static]
-[Ken] Yeah.
472
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,680
You'll never believe what I just saw.
473
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,080
[Anthony] Did you catch them
sucking each other's blood?
474
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,520
Did you grab any adrenochrome?
475
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,800
Well, no, actually. They're, uh…
476
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,280
They do some pretty good things
though, eh?
477
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,600
-[Anthony] Oh my God, he's brainwashed.
-[radio beeps]
478
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,360
Listen, I gotta make like a baby
and head out.
479
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,560
I'll see you by the entrance.
480
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,160
[gentle music playing]
481
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,520
[Higgins] Over here, soldier.
482
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,320
[dramatic music plays]
483
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,080
Holy jumpin'!
484
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,120
What the hell happened here?
485
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,400
[Higgins] The Maester
and his lackeys have been murdered.
486
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,520
Murdered?
487
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,160
Look.
488
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,280
The Maester left a message
in his own blood.
489
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,920
[Ken] "Parce Clavem"?
490
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,880
That's the spare Pentaverate key
in Dubrovnik.
491
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,280
It must be a sign.
492
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,880
I'm taking matters
into my own hands, Yeoman Doll.
493
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,320
We're going to Dubrovnik to get that key.
494
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,560
-But, sir, I was--
-That's an order!
495
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,400
-But, sir, I have--
-It's time for you to shine, kid!
496
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,560
-[radio beeps]
-[Anthony] Ken, are… are you there?
497
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,000
Ken, where are you?
498
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,600
[Higgins] Hoo-ah!
499
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,760
[Anthony] Ken, what is going on?
500
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,360
I'm being sent to Dubrovnik.
I repeat, sent to Dubrovnik.
501
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,520
What's Dubrovnik?
502
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,920
Is that a euphemism
for being probed in your no-no hole?
503
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,720
No. No!
504
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,000
Yes! Yes!
505
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,200
If that key
gets into the wrong hands, we're doomed.
506
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,320
Now, go!
507
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,360
Hey, quit poking me.
508
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,320
It is being probed in your no-no hole.
509
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,440
You're being probed in your no-no hole!
510
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,560
[announcer] Musk departure for Dubrovnik,
T-minus one minute.
511
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,080
-Damn, it's the Sasquatch!
-[growls]
512
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,640
Oh my God.
513
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,000
-It's even bigger and hairier up close.
-[radio static]
514
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,320
[Sasquatch growls]
515
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,440
-Ow!
-[growls]
516
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,800
[growls loudly]
517
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,840
[announcer] Musk cleared for departure.
518
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,000
All clear here.
519
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,840
[announcer] Five, four, three, two, one.
520
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,000
[upbeat electronic music playing]
521
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,680
[music ends]