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The orgy will begin in half an hour.
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Lube is available
near the make-your-own-pasta station.
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I'm Maria Menounos.
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In a few short hours,
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we'll be the richest human beings
in the history of mankind.
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-Go check on Ken Scarborough.
-Gunter!
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Is your name even Reilly?
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Yes. Let me explain.
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There's a power struggle
going on in the Pentaverate right now.
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Bruce and Skip are trying to destroy
everything we stand for.
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Lordington, Mishu, and Shep
want to save it.
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Sorry. I'm jumping ahead.
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I was recruited into the Fimbra Manus
from Cambridge.
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I was thrilled
to be part of a secret organization
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that was actually doing good
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and trying to create the kind of world
that I wanted to live in.
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Of course, then I meet the top guys,
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and it's just old white man
after older white man
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after older, whiter, richer man
after oldest, whitest, richest man.
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I mean, if the most diversity
in your group is Russian,
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you just know
it's gonna be the usual deal,
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which is tons of diversity
on the lower levels,
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then you bang your head
on that old, white ceiling.
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They were never gonna let us
be part of making decisions
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in a world that's made up
of a lot more us's than thems.
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-Three-sixty, yeah.
-Patty.
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So I went to see Patty,
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because she's been fighting
for diversity for years.
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Of course, she's not in the inner circle,
but she did get me in to see Lordington.
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I thought my head was gonna be spiked
like a kebab for speaking out, but no.
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They asked me to head up a secret mission,
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so secret that no one else
outside the room knew about it.
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All I was told was, "Go to Canada."
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"Find this individual.
Get him into the Liechtenstein Guard."
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I know, right?
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Another old, white man.
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I'm not that old.
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But Patty said Lordington
was the only one she trusted.
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He had a plan, and he was my only hope.
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But first, I had to learn
how to be Canadian.
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Again.
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Sorry,
but the moose is loose around the house.
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Next sentence.
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-My mom says my dog is conceited, eh?
-Take that one again, but slow it down.
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-My mom says my dog is conceited, eh?
-Great.
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Then I went to learn everything I could
about Ken Scarborough.
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I knew I was gonna need some help
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getting you to follow a story
all the way to the States.
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He didn't know it, but I used Anthony
to get you excited about the Pentaverate.
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The man with the mustache
worked for me all along,
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because, well, nothing lures
someone into an adventure
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like a mysterious mustachioed man
with a menacing memo.
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And Captain Whitford's
one of ours as well.
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Sorry. You know him as Sammy.
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Once you got the fob,
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I managed to fast-track you
into the Guard in Higgins' office.
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I have no idea
why you still got the tug test.
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But then things got out of hand.
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Jason was murdered.
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And so was
the Pentaverate's first Black member.
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Lordington told me to hold fast
as our plan could still work,
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but after the Maester was killed,
I didn't think you'd be sent to Dubrovnik,
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and nobody expected you
to fuse with the spare key.
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So, the mustache man and I
were able to help you escape.
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But yet again…
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Oh, shit.
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…Bruce was one step ahead.
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So here we are.
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And now The Meadows have started.
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This can't just be about diversifying.
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We now have to save
the whole world from Bruce.
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But basically,
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you lied to me, Reilly.
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How am I supposed to trust you now?
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I'm so sorry, Ken.
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You were my mission,
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but as I got to know you,
I understood why you were the mission.
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I can see the truth and goodness
in your heart.
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It's a lot to process.
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You know, like five minutes ago, I was
in Toronto trying to get my job back.
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What happens next?
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I don't know
the next steps of the plan,
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but I trust that whatever Lordington
and Patty are up to,
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it's for the greater good. Please.
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I really do believe in you.
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And I believe in you, kid.
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-Is he part of the plan?
-No.
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What's going on down there?
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"I'm breaking you out.
Count to three, then duck."
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One, two,
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three.
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We'd better get moving.
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Save the Pentaverate!
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In 1347,
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blah, blah, blah.
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Fuck it.
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Shit!
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Stop the Canadian!
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Run!
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Freeze!
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-This way!
-No, this way!
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Please find your seats.
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The Meadows' main presentation
will be starting shortly.
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And please beware the moon door.
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-You could fall to your certain death.
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Reilly?
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Stop!
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No clothes allowed in the orgy room.
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All right. Well, you see, a buddy
of mine's inside, and I'm just about to--
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Strip.
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Well, we tried
to give Mr. Myers creative license,
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but, again, he's abused that privilege.
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Nobody needs to see his button on a bush.
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So we're gonna blur any nudity
in this next scene
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using our state-of-the-art
pixelation algorithm, Fix-Plix.
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Now, we're still beta testing it,
but let's try it now.
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See if we can pixelate
this filthy, filthy scene.
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Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.
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Hey, buddy. How's it going? Good?
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Oh, sausages!
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Hey, I'll have one of those, yep!
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-Goddamn it!
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Goddamn it!
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As you can see, there are still
some bugs to be worked out.
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Reilly, what happened to you?
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What happened to me? What happened to you?
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I hear the Canadians.
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-Let's go! This way.
-Okay.
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Left, left, left, left, left!
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The Liechtenstein Guard?
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Holy crap, it's Ken.
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-And a woman.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're no match for the Red Robes,
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so why don't you pull up a chair
and play Ticket to Ride.
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You guys are the Liechtenstein Guard.
Have you no dignity?
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With all due respect, Ken,
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we're not the ones
wearing an upside-down T-shirt diaper.
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Get me a shield.
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And a uniform.
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Thank you.
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Have you guys lost sight
of what you stand for?
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-Face it, Ken, it's over.
-Over?
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Smitty, who gave you a place
that you can call home
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after you were out on the streets?
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-The Liechtenstein Guard.
-Yeah.
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Anderson, when your mom died,
who gave you a shoulder to cry on?
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-Liechtenstein Guard.
-Yes.
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-We're gonna do this for Higgins.
-Yes!
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We can beat those Red Robes!
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Yes!
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-Because who are we?
-The Liechtenstein Guard!
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Who are we?
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The Liechtenstein Guard!
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This is my crossbow.
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There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
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Without my crossbow,
I am useless.
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My weapons are old-timey,
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but my commitment
to the Pentaverate is not.
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I care not if I'm killed
by automatic gunfire.
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Or grenades.
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Or rocket launchers.
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To the Liechtenstein Guard!
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-Let's go! Let's go!
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-There you are!
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You made it. You made it. G'day.
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Oh! Don't you all look wonderful tonight.
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-Yes!
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Oh, Angela Merkel has just entered.
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Let's give a big round of applause
for Angela Merkel!
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I've known Ang for many years.
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She always likes
a warm hand on her entrance.
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Thank you.
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Well, here we are at The Meadows, which is
a big part of the Pentaverate calendar.
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We've had
a particularly fantastic year this year.
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We've tackled
one of humanity's greatest problems.
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Climate change!
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We've done that with the help
of our supercomputer, MENTOR,
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the gold standard of truth.
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It is too bad
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that the people
are too stupid to deserve the truth.
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Yeah, that's right, I said stupid.
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They're so stupid
that they give away their privacy online
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just to be mindlessly entertained.
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So stupid that they give away
their personal data
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just to have that data weaponized
against them, and they don't care.
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They don't deserve the truth.
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But you do.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you MENTOR!
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Wow!
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With these three keys,
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I now control the Pentaverate.
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So tonight,
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I'm selling off MENTOR,
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its truth,
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its known facts,
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to the highest bidder.
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Fine.
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Go! Who needs you?
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Don't let the door hit you
where the good Lord split you.
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Now, for the rest of you
that want to stay,
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do you have a fact in your past you'd like
to have removed from the public record?
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Don't worry, MENTOR is your friend.
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Or maybe you're a do-gooder, and you want
to actually solve climate change.
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But more than likely,
if you're still here,
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you're looking for scientific proof
that there never was climate change.
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It doesn't matter to me.
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So let's start the bidding, shall we?
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The bidding starts at 17 trillion dollars.
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Do I hear 18?
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Do I hear 19?
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Do I hear 20-teen?
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-Hey, Bruce.
-Twenty-one-teen?
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Bruce. The Canadian's escaped.
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Escaped?
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Escaped? How the fuck did that happen?
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Don't worry. He's no match
for the Red Robes. They got this.
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Twenty-two-teen.
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Tallyho!
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Make ready.
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Fire!
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Let's get out of here!
Move it! Move it! Come on!
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Shield formation!
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Second formation!
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Fire!
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Right in the schnitzel!
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-Yeah!
-31-teen, 32-teen.
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-Let's go!
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-What is going on here, Baldwin?
-Nothing to be concerned about.
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Let's just keep the bidding going,
shall we? Going once!
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-Let's go!
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Hands up! Hands up! Hands up!
Everybody, I said hands up!
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Fucking hell.
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Your Red Robes have been defeated, Bruce.
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Holy shit,
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there really is a Meadows!
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Bruce Baldwin!
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I knew you were in the Pentaverate.
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Well, well, well. Anthony Lansdowne.
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You know my name?
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Of course I do. You conspiracy nuts
were the easiest people to control.
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You don't control me.
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-I'm a free man.
-Wanna bet, mate?
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You're not a free man.
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You're a slave.
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You're a slave to every conspiracy theory
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that says that there's an other
keeping you down.
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An other who took your job,
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your tax dollars,
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your culture, your country.
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So you all get together and dress alike
and make up your own flags.
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Well, I've got news for you.
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There is no other.
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There's just you.
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You're why the American dream
passed you by.
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But…
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What the blazes is going on here?
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Ah, there you are. Just in time.
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Okay, Bruce, we've heard enough.
Hands out.
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-Okay, there you go. Now, nobody move!
-No!
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-Or the sheila gets it!
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Prepare the Da Vinci lock.
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Everybody, back off.
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Don't do anything crazy, Bruce.
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Too late now, mate.
267
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You forced my hand when you forced me
into this Pentaverate hellhole.
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-Putin.
-Da.
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You're the highest bidder. Going once,
going twice, going three times. Sold!
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Game, set, and match, motherfucker.
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Three keys, Ken.
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Take theParce Clavem,
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'cause now only you can use
the fucking key.
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Put the key into the Da Vinci lock,
or I blow her fucking head off.
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Don't do it, Ken! I'm willing to die
for the betterment of humanity.
276
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Reilly lied to you, Ken.
The Pentaverate's a bad organization.
277
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You got red-pilled,
but you can take the blue pill again.
278
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Forget all about this.
279
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You can stay local,
you can go back to your old life,
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and leave the big world stuff to us.
281
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You're a good man, Ken.
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Do the right thing.
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-Turn the key, my friend.
-Don't do it. Don't do it.
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Turn the key
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on three.
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One.
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Don't do it, Ken.
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-Two.
-Stop "cunting."
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Three.
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No!
291
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What have you done?
292
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The Pentaverate must never be exposed.
293
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The people need to trust the experts.
294
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But the experts need to serve the people.
295
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That was a really great speech.
296
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You made a compelling case.
297
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I'm only kidding.
298
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I'm taking this little lady hostage,
and I'm getting out of here.
299
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-Hey, Bruce!
-What the--
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Freedom!
301
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-Oh!
-But what about her emails?
302
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,640
-Ah!
-Bloody hell!
303
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,920
-See you later, Bruce.
-See you next fall.
304
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-Ken!
-Oh! There you are.
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Shep, Mishu,
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I motion to enact the Demetrius Protocols.
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Seconded.
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-Affirmed.
-Observed.
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-Claves.
-Wait, no! No! Put down the keys!
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Parare.
-Wait, stop! What are you doing?
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-Vobis.
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Don't destroy the Pentaverate!
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00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,560
Holy crap!
The Demetrius Protocols…
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- …have been enacted.
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Ah! Out of my way!
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00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,800
Patty, as you know,
the Demetrius Protocols exist
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in the event that the Pentaverate
should fall into nefarious hands.
318
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The world has changed.
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The Pentaverate has not.
320
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We have become those nefarious hands.
321
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In the words of Alice Cooper,
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"Sometimes you gotta know
when to get off the stage."
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School's out…
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forever.
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No, Shep! Shep, wait!
326
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The Demetrius Protocols
have been enacted.
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The Demetrius Protocols
have been enacted.
328
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I'm getting the fuck outta here.
329
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,000
The Demetrius Protocols
have been enacted.
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Ah. Hello!
331
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The Demetrius Protocols
have been enacted.
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Shit, let me out!
333
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I'm Maria Menounos!
334
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The Demetrius Protocols
have been enacted.
335
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,440
Reilly, thank you for delivering us
the soul that will save MENTOR.
336
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,120
Initiating new soul transfer procedure.
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00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,720
I don't understand.
338
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,360
That Canadian,
he has kindness in his heart,
339
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as is the way of his people.
340
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,680
MENTOR needs a soul.
341
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,040
Someone kind, someone empathetic.
342
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,440
New soul, Ken Scarborough,
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take your position, please.
344
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,840
Wait, Ken, I didn't know
that I was enlisting your soul.
345
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,640
You don't have to do this.
346
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,320
You were right all along.
347
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,640
My journey's not over.
It's just beginning.
348
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,240
But I realize now
that my kindness is my strength,
349
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,240
and if my kindness
is what it takes to save MENTOR,
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I'm happy to do it.
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00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,240
This is my destiny.
352
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,400
No, you can't do this!
353
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,200
It's too risky.
354
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,440
I'm scared.
355
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,920
You know, a smart person once said to me,
356
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,280
"That's how you know
it's the right thing to do."
357
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,680
You're gonna be okay.
358
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,200
Soul transfer subject in place.
359
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,200
Initializing soul upload
and transfer procedure.
360
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,880
It's time.
361
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,040
Please. Don't leave me.
362
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,440
You must let go, Patty.
363
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,600
Sir, it's been…
364
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,680
…an honor working with you.
365
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,120
Thank you, Patty.
366
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,440
Thank you, Lord Lordington.
367
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,760
Bystanders,
please clear the area.
368
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,840
I understand.
369
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:28,200
I'm pleased to announce
the Lagrange Point Lens is now in orbit.
370
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,800
And that's a happy.
371
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,760
Thank you, Patty.
372
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,240
With our Lagrange Point Project,
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00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,760
we are one step closer to solving
the issues that affect our global climate.
374
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,680
Go ahead, KENTOR.
375
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,640
Hey there, Septaverate.
376
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,720
KENTOR here.
377
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,240
The Lagrange Point Lens
has been activated, eh?
378
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,560
What are we working on next?
379
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,200
So, next on the agenda,
380
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,240
let's discuss…
381
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,440
And so
a new secret society was born.
382
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,800
This group of benevolent experts
became the Septaverate.
383
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,960
More representative,
384
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,880
more inclusive.
385
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,840
More
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00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,880
nice.
387
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,640
Here's your peach Bellini,
Mr. Baldwin.
388
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,640
Thank you.
389
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:36,880
So you can see I had the Face/Off surgery
to look like Rob Lowe.
390
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,120
Did you think
you could get rid of me so easily?
391
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,920
Cheers, mate.
392
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,440
During his distinguished acting career,
393
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,040
there was one role
Mike Myers has always wanted to play,
394
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,120
but fate never gave him that opportunity.
395
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,800
But today, thanks to the magic
of television, his moment is at hand.
396
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,200
Here we are at Queen's Park.
397
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,720
Glenn Cochrane, CFTO News.
398
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,280
-That's my boy!
399
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,000
-Yes, come here! Yes.
400
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,320
-Yay! Yay to Glenn Cochrane.
401
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,560
-Yay!
-Yeah.
402
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,560
Okay.