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The things I do for you.

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Excuse me, for me?

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Yeah, for you.

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Do you happen to have $30,000?

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No, I didn't think
so, so keep digging.

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Otherwise, the next grave
we're digging is our own.

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Okay, I will keep digging.

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For you.

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That's just childish.

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When
you've been in Vegas

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for as long as I have, you
think you've seen everything,

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but nothing prepared
me for this.

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Look at these two idiots.

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They think they can
solve all their problems

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by digging up the corpse
of Charlie Chaplin

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and ransoming it.

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Yes, that's right, you
heard me correctly.

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Holding a dead body
hostage to ransom it.

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God knows to whom.

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But let
me catch you up here.

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These two are con-men.

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They're not very good con-men.

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I'm not sure how you fail
at being a petty thief,

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but these two are
managing it, nonetheless.

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And here's why they
need the money.

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Get in.

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Whoa, whoa, hey, wait.

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Wait.

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You've been avoiding
my calls, Cal?

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Mr. Evans, thank God.

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I thought these were just,

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no, we haven't
been avoiding you.

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We've been busy earning
money to pay you back.

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Then you've got
the full amount.

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Not exactly, no.

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How short are you?

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He's about five
foot two.

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Terry, don't.

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How much is this debt again?

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It's 30 grand, Terry.

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In that case, I'm guessing
we're about $29,980 short.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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It's just a bad joke, Mr. Evans.

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Mr. Evans.

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No, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.

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Wait please, Mr. Evans, please.

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No, no, wait please, please.

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Hey, hey, leave him alone.

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Okay, okay.

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That's my favorite tooth.

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Okay look, he's just
an idiot, Mr. Evans.

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Please, stop.

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Terry, stop.

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I don't think your brother

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appreciates the gravity
of this situation.

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Okay Mr. Evans, I do.

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Okay, I do.

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I'm gonna get you every
penny of your money.

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If you boys don't
get this money pronto,

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then I guarantee you'll
both be digging a grave

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before the week is out.

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Let 'em out.

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This isn't over.

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What now?

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Now we gotta brainstorm.

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No distractions, Terry.

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We're gonna take this seriously.

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You realize until
the late 1860s,

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people thought tomatoes
were poisonous.

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- No they didn't.
- Yeah they did.

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No, they didn't.

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In fact, they actually
made their ketchup

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out of mushrooms and grapes.

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Don't be absurd.

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Think about it.

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A grape's just like
a tomato in texture.

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No it isn't, it's green.

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Those who hate grapes.

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Is it even ketchup if it
isn't made from tomatoes?

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- Well,
- Got you there.

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Thank you, very nice.

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Oh my, you've got to
love American breakfast.

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Stop it.

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Look at that, perfectly
even distribution.

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Stop it, it's weird.

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Stop it, knock it off.

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You should try it.

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No, thank you.

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Just eat your food.

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Don't know what
you're missing.

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What?

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They're cold.

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What's cold?

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My beans.

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Your beans are cold?

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Yeah.

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Well, mine aren't.

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Well good for you, mine are.

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Why can't you just eat them?

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You what?

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Can't you just for once
not be you and just eat them?

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What's your problem?

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You, you're my problem.

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You know that, right?

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You eat 'em.

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I've got my own.

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We'll swap.

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I thought yours were cold.

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They are.

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Then why would
I want cold beans?

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That's not the point.

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Oh, there's a
point to all this?

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- Yeah.
- What is it?

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You've made this about me.

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- No I didn't.
- Yes you did.

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No I didn't.

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Refill?

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Yes please, uh, no, no.

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I'm so sorry.

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My brother's beans
appear to be cold.

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How are yours?

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Mine are lovely,
thank you for asking.

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Then how could his be cold?

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I said the exact same thing.

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Excuse me, I'm
sitting right here.

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Oh yes, there you are.

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Hey Janice, can
you do another beans?

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Apparently, they're cold.

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Two beans?

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No, one.

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The other one's fine.

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That doesn't make sense.

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That's what I said.

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Me, too.

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I'm so sorry.

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Refill?

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Yes, please.

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Tell me, what time
do you get off?

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Are you kidding?

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Uh, no.

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Why?

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I've just never been hit on

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by a priest before, that's all.

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But this is Vegas.

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But we're not
actually priests.

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You look like priests.

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We're,

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we're chaplains.

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Chaplains?

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That's right,
we are chaplains.

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What's the difference?

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Oh, it's a different
denomination.

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We're allowed to date priests.

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You're allowed
to date priests?

156
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Not we're allowed
to date priests,

157
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I'm aware of how that sounded.

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We're, we're allowed to date,

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unlike priests who are
not allowed to date.

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Anything else?

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You understand I'm not gay.

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We're not gay.

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What's wrong with being gay?

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There's nothing
wrong with being gay.

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That's not what I was saying.

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Yeah, but we can't
be gay, we're brothers.

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So, you're not gay
because you're brothers?

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No, that's not
why we're not gay.

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We're not gay 'cause
we're not gay.

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But if we were gay,
we couldn't be together.

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Terry, would you,

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would you let me handle
this and you can.

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I'll just wait for my beans.

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There you go.

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We don't take him
out much, you know,

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but it's part of my sort of
community outreach program,

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you know, the older
members of the clergy.

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There you go.

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Well thank you,
thank you very much.

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God bless you.

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Oh, God bless you.

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What you have to
go and do that for?

183
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What?

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Make a scene.

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- I didn't.
- You did.

186
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No I didn't, your
beans were cold.

187
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Yeah, but I don't
like to make a fuss.

188
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Well, you didn't make a fuss.

189
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- You did.
- On your behalf,

190
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because your beans were cold.

191
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I was being assertive and manly.

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You know, that's
what women like.

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I don't need you to
man up for me, Cal.

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I wasn't manning
up for you, Terry.

195
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I was manning up for your beans.

196
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They were cold.

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Ha, ha, ha.

198
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There you go, hot beans.

199
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Well, thank you.

200
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And there you go.

201
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What's this?

202
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That's my card with my number.

203
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You can call any time.

204
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I'm a night owl,
so really anytime.

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Sorry you're smiling.

206
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It's okay to smile.

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Much better, thank you.

208
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Oh, no.

209
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What is that she gave you?

210
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Is that her number?

211
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I think it is.

212
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- You're kidding.
- Nope.

213
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I'm gonna eat that up.

214
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We're gonna go
straight to hell.

215
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What are you
talking about, why?

216
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You hit on her
dressed as a priest.

217
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But dressed as a priest

218
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doesn't mean I'm actually
a priest, you idiot.

219
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- Still.
- Still what?

220
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You think that's the
reason we're going to hell?

221
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You have a real
short memory, Terry,

222
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if you think that's why
we're going to hell.

223
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Listen, good luck, mate.

224
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What?

225
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Come here, you.

226
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You what?

227
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I recognize you.

228
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National Leprosy Day, my ass.

229
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When I got home
and told my wife,

230
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her and the kid had
a good laugh at me.

231
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Wear yellow for the lepers?

232
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Give a buck, save an ear?

233
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I look like an idiot.

234
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Where's your friend?

235
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I want my goddamn money back.

236
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No need to get agitated.

237
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Stay right there,
I'm calling the police.

238
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Dial 9-1-1, no one's
going anywhere.

239
00:10:01,408 --> 00:10:03,176
That's not even a real gun.

240
00:10:05,177 --> 00:10:06,278
Sit down!

241
00:10:06,312 --> 00:10:08,615
I said no one's going anywhere.

242
00:10:08,648 --> 00:10:11,283
I'm sure the police
are gonna love to hear

243
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about two con-men
dressed as priests.

244
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Actually, they're chaplains.

245
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Thanks for that.

246
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That wasn't for you.

247
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I can't have people
shooting guns in here.

248
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You should go.

249
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Here, for the
meals and the mess.

250
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Keep the change.

251
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He's not a bad guy, you know.

252
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Him?

253
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Not him, he's a
fucking asshole.

254
00:10:36,442 --> 00:10:38,778
I'm talking about my brother.

255
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Thanks for helping
me out back there.

256
00:10:48,187 --> 00:10:49,722
Terry, it was an incredibly
dangerous scenario.

257
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The man had a gun.

258
00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:52,526
I can't put myself in
that kind of danger.

259
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No shit, Sherlock, I noticed.

260
00:10:55,629 --> 00:10:58,298
So why did they stop thinking
tomatoes were poisonous?

261
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Oh, when they came
back from the Civil War

262
00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:01,201
there was a food shortage.

263
00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:02,269
They'd eat anything.

264
00:11:02,302 --> 00:11:04,437
You're making this up, Terry.

265
00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:05,337
No, for real.

266
00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:06,539
- You are.
- No.

267
00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:08,442
Oh, shit.

268
00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,777
Better think fast, Einstein.

269
00:11:11,811 --> 00:11:14,447
- Fancy watching a movie?
- Sure.

270
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,634
I didn't know
it was a musical.

271
00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:38,105
It's not a musical,
it's a silent movie.

272
00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:39,206
I can hear music.

273
00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:41,375
You can't hear any sound.

274
00:11:42,509 --> 00:11:45,111
If I can hear it.

275
00:11:45,144 --> 00:11:47,413
You can't hear
any talking sound.

276
00:11:47,447 --> 00:11:49,349
Music isn't sound.

277
00:11:50,549 --> 00:11:52,585
But music is a sound.

278
00:11:52,619 --> 00:11:53,720
It's a silent movie, Terry.

279
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,723
I don't know what you're,
just shut up and watch it.

280
00:11:57,823 --> 00:11:59,425
Why didn't they let him speak?

281
00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:02,261
He couldn't speak.

282
00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:04,197
He couldn't speak,
he was a mute?

283
00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:05,130
Not a mute, he couldn't speak

284
00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:07,700
'cause there was no
technology to speak.

285
00:12:09,335 --> 00:12:10,336
That's why there's no sound.

286
00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,206
That's why it's a silent movie.

287
00:12:14,374 --> 00:12:15,274
But there's music.

288
00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:16,610
I'm sitting in another seat.

289
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,879
Do you think he had a stutter?

290
00:12:25,851 --> 00:12:28,721
Gotta say, he was
really something, wasn't he?

291
00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:29,556
Who?

292
00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:32,225
Charlie Chaplin, Terry.

293
00:12:32,258 --> 00:12:33,359
The guy we just watched.

294
00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:34,728
Who'd you think I was talking
about, Vladimir Putin?

295
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,396
I prefer
Robert Downey, Junior.

296
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:38,697
What?

297
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,933
You could
hear him in his version.

298
00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:41,768
His version?

299
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,470
Yeah.

300
00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:45,338
His version of the
life of the genius we just saw?

301
00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:46,305
Right.

302
00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:47,607
Terry, there
wouldn't be a version

303
00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:48,674
of the life of the
genius we just saw

304
00:12:48,707 --> 00:12:50,509
if there wasn't a Charlie
Chaplin to begin with.

305
00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:51,411
Of course not.

306
00:12:51,443 --> 00:12:53,379
That wouldn't make
any sense, would it?

307
00:12:54,214 --> 00:12:55,549
You're impossible
sometimes, you know that?

308
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:56,350
So as you can see,

309
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,218
not exactly criminal
masterminds.

310
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:01,520
But there's never a shortage
of criminals in Vegas.

311
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,722
You just have to
know where to look.

312
00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:11,463
Thank you, thanks
for sending the car.

313
00:13:11,496 --> 00:13:12,731
It's my pleasure.

314
00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:14,500
Car nice, was the driver nice?

315
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,968
Beautiful.

316
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:16,936
Your wheels, right?

317
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:17,870
Yeah, yeah, you're
gonna love this place.

318
00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:20,373
I'm telling you, tonight
you'll be getting

319
00:13:20,405 --> 00:13:22,542
the full VIP treatment.

320
00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:25,478
Can't wait.

321
00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:27,280
Wait 'til you see
this little doll.

322
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,448
Lakshmi.

323
00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:38,625
This is Mr. Evans.

324
00:13:38,658 --> 00:13:40,326
I want you to give him a night

325
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,395
that he'll remember
'til he's 100.

326
00:13:43,163 --> 00:13:46,500
- Mr. Evans.
- Thanks, brother.

327
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,478
I just think Robert Downey,
Junior did him better,

328
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:00,345
that's all.

329
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:01,615
Did a better
Chaplin than Chaplin?

330
00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:03,250
Yeah, 'cause we
could hear him.

331
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:05,485
I mean, I know that's
not fair or anything.

332
00:14:09,522 --> 00:14:10,657
What are you doing?

333
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:14,361
Oh, I'm trimming Bloom,
and then I'm gonna do Bruce.

334
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:16,328
- Bruce and Bloom?
- Yeah.

335
00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:17,831
- You've named them?
- Why not?

336
00:14:17,864 --> 00:14:20,899
I'm sure I'm gonna
regret this, but why?

337
00:14:20,932 --> 00:14:24,004
Because they respond better
to a loving environment

338
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,971
and conversation, that's why.

339
00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:27,474
I don't know why
you're bothering at all.

340
00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:28,441
It's legal now.

341
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:30,777
The government doesn't
have shit like this.

342
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:32,544
These things are
worth a fortune.

343
00:14:32,577 --> 00:14:34,247
Jesus Christ.

344
00:14:35,315 --> 00:14:36,349
What?

345
00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:37,816
I'm one good looking man.

346
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,052
I think it's the beard.

347
00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:40,519
If I could bottle
this and sell it,

348
00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:42,956
we'd have no more
money troubles.

349
00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:45,625
You still wouldn't be
Charlie Chaplin rich.

350
00:14:45,658 --> 00:14:46,960
He was rich, wasn't he?

351
00:14:46,993 --> 00:14:49,596
Even he's not Robert
Downey, Junior rich.

352
00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:51,298
Well then Robert
Downey must have been

353
00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:52,599
a better Chaplin than Chaplin.

354
00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:54,900
Thank you, I knew
you'd have to admit that

355
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,669
sooner rather than later.

356
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:59,072
The day I'm
corrected by a fucking,

357
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,807
By a, by a, go on.

358
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,442
- No.
- Go on, say it.

359
00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:04,376
No, I told mom I wouldn't.

360
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,445
And in front of
Bloom and Bruce, even.

361
00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:07,814
How dare you?

362
00:15:07,846 --> 00:15:09,848
Did you know that
Chaplin was worth

363
00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:11,550
400 million bucks when he died?

364
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,651
That's a lot of money.

365
00:15:12,684 --> 00:15:14,353
That's a fuck load of money.

366
00:15:14,386 --> 00:15:15,488
Fucking mega money.

367
00:15:17,056 --> 00:15:18,892
I don't know if you
want to witness this bro,

368
00:15:18,924 --> 00:15:20,592
but you might learn
a thing or two.

369
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,361
That's never happening, dude.

370
00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:23,062
Did you forget?

371
00:15:24,764 --> 00:15:25,798
Of course it's happening.

372
00:15:25,831 --> 00:15:27,667
She gave me her number,
she must want me to call.

373
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,469
We'll see.

374
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:30,602
- Hello?
- Hello?

375
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,438
- Hello?
- Hello?

376
00:15:33,873 --> 00:15:34,708
Yeah, that's it.

377
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:00,933
You can suck dick.

378
00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,668
Yeah, 'cause
it's my first time.

379
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:07,540
Shultz, what are
you doing here?

380
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:10,610
Well, well, same thing as you.

381
00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:16,983
Blowing off a little steam.

382
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:18,951
Oh, good.

383
00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:22,122
Look, I've been meaning to call.

384
00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:25,891
Hey, we don't need to be
talking business tonight.

385
00:16:25,924 --> 00:16:26,959
No, but it's coming.

386
00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,161
I got it on the line.

387
00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:30,062
You must have a
lot on the line.

388
00:16:30,096 --> 00:16:31,965
No, they're good for it.

389
00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:33,800
Who?

390
00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:34,500
Two British boys.

391
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:37,069
They got a little scheme going.

392
00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:38,637
What's their names?

393
00:16:38,671 --> 00:16:40,440
Mind your business.

394
00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:41,674
I'll get it.

395
00:16:42,274 --> 00:16:44,110
You will be paid for the delay.

396
00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:47,846
I thought you said we didn't
need to talk business.

397
00:16:47,879 --> 00:16:49,950
I'm here to enjoy myself.

398
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,569
You're right, we don't
need to talk business.

399
00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:18,178
Why not kill him
before the club?

400
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,413
I liked him.

401
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,182
Besides, it's easier
when they're sleepy.

402
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,551
Well good fucking
thing you don't like me.

403
00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:28,153
Ugh, now he's gonna be heavier.

404
00:17:28,186 --> 00:17:31,090
He should be lighter after
the load he just left in you.

405
00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:35,528
- Is Helen there?
- Hello, who you want?

406
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,498
Is Helen there, Helen?

407
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:39,898
Chicken ball special?

408
00:17:39,932 --> 00:17:41,233
No, I don't want
the chicken balls.

409
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,236
Chow mein
special, right?

410
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,304
Or the chow mein special.

411
00:17:44,336 --> 00:17:46,506
I think I've dialed the
wrong number, sweetheart.

412
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:47,206
I've dialed the wrong number.

413
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,974
- Hello?
- Bye.

414
00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:51,510
She gave you a
fucking fake number.

415
00:17:51,544 --> 00:17:52,946
The two could be a five.

416
00:17:52,979 --> 00:17:53,880
Yeah, it could be,

417
00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:54,881
or it could be all
the numbers are wrong.

418
00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:56,548
She could be dyslexic,

419
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:57,517
that's why she's
written it that way.

420
00:17:57,549 --> 00:18:01,687
I bet, I bet that's what.

421
00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:08,260
Terry, it's the
Bride of Frankenstein.

422
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,530
Hey, I hear
you two in there.

423
00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:12,999
You owe me money for rent.

424
00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:15,768
She must need the rent
money for Botox or something.

425
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,903
Or maybe her 23rd facelift.

426
00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:19,204
You guys can't
keep hiding from me

427
00:18:19,238 --> 00:18:21,173
every time you owe me money.

428
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:23,910
I'll be back tomorrow.

429
00:18:25,678 --> 00:18:26,713
We can add her to the list

430
00:18:26,746 --> 00:18:29,082
of people demanding
money from us.

431
00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:31,851
At least the worst thing she
can do to us is kick us out.

432
00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:33,185
Terry, you listening to me?

433
00:18:33,219 --> 00:18:35,255
Sorry, I was just
reading something here.

434
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,789
Do you know he's
buried in Vegas?

435
00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:38,625
Who?

436
00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:40,292
- Chaplin.
- So?

437
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,295
Oh, Jesus Christ, Cal.

438
00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:45,030
Charlie Chaplin, who was buried

439
00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:47,534
with 400 million
fucking dollars,

440
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,769
he's buried right here in Vegas.

441
00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:53,039
Well, it's a shame he's
not alive then, Terry,

442
00:18:53,071 --> 00:18:55,040
'cause we could ask him
for a 30 grand loan,

443
00:18:55,074 --> 00:18:56,942
or actually he could
donate it to the lepers.

444
00:18:56,976 --> 00:18:58,111
That would be better.

445
00:18:58,144 --> 00:19:00,246
- We could dig him up.
- What?

446
00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:02,582
Did him up and sell his body.

447
00:19:02,615 --> 00:19:03,682
Sell it to who?

448
00:19:03,715 --> 00:19:04,483
Highest bidder.

449
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:06,318
Terry, we can't
put him on Ebay.

450
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:08,288
- Hollywood.
- Hollywood?

451
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,488
Yeah, Hollywood.

452
00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:11,890
And what number am I dialing
to ring all of Hollywood?

453
00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:12,959
Any of 'em.

454
00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:16,562
Any one of them fuckers
would pay to get him back.

455
00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,131
- His corpse?
- Yeah.

456
00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:20,599
He was worth a fucking fortune.

457
00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:25,171
His corpse.

458
00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:31,076
You might be onto
something here.

459
00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:35,782
If we stole his body and held
it ransom like a hostage,

460
00:19:35,815 --> 00:19:39,318
anybody that got it back,
then they'd be a hero.

461
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,054
Jesus, they'd be legends
in their own right,

462
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:44,257
the people that safely return
Chaplin's body to the grave.

463
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:46,658
I mean, you can't
buy that kind of PR.

464
00:19:46,692 --> 00:19:50,195
Yeah, and it'd be really good
for their public relations.

465
00:19:52,298 --> 00:19:53,299
We could do this.

466
00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:56,134
We could seriously do this.

467
00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,369
Nah, you're kidding.

468
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,372
No, we could do this.

469
00:19:59,404 --> 00:20:00,306
You could be right.

470
00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:02,674
But I'm never right,
according to you.

471
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,344
Well mark your
calendar, brother.

472
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,046
This might be the first time.

473
00:20:09,248 --> 00:20:11,217
Previously
on Age of the Living Dead.

474
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,721
I can't live
as a vampire, not anymore.

475
00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:18,591
If you left me, you wouldn't
want to see me suffer.

476
00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:31,337
Freeze!

477
00:20:35,374 --> 00:20:37,076
Claire, what are you doing?

478
00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:37,943
Hey, sis.

479
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:42,048
These are as much mine
as they are yours.

480
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,715
It's not, you know that.

481
00:20:43,749 --> 00:20:45,018
We've been through this.

482
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,086
They're in the will.

483
00:20:46,118 --> 00:20:48,120
Dad left it to me as much
as he left them to you.

484
00:20:48,153 --> 00:20:50,056
You got paid what you were
owed from the will, Claire.

485
00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:51,723
You know that.

486
00:20:51,757 --> 00:20:54,060
Whatever, and
it's not Claire now.

487
00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:59,365
It's Lakshmi.

488
00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:00,198
Locks me?

489
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:01,299
Lakshmi, L-A-K.

490
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,869
Do I look like a lock?

491
00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:05,270
Okay, Lakshmi,
whatever that means.

492
00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:07,407
She's a Hindu goddess,
goddess of wealth

493
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,778
and prosperity and beauty,
and she makes me feel special.

494
00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,413
Oh, you're special, all right.

495
00:21:16,915 --> 00:21:18,417
Do you have somewhere to stay?

496
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:21,286
I sleep at the club.

497
00:21:22,988 --> 00:21:23,823
I see.

498
00:21:24,890 --> 00:21:29,262
I'm doing a lot better,
you know, than before.

499
00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:32,398
Okay, that's good.

500
00:21:39,337 --> 00:21:42,274
You don't suppose
I could have a shower

501
00:21:42,307 --> 00:21:44,277
and brush my teeth?

502
00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:45,412
Of course you could.

503
00:21:59,258 --> 00:22:02,495
You can see
the cogs turning, can't you?

504
00:22:02,528 --> 00:22:05,498
This idiot actually
thinks his drunken brother

505
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:07,267
has come up with a good plan.

506
00:22:26,152 --> 00:22:26,920
Hello?

507
00:22:26,952 --> 00:22:28,320
Hey,
you sound British.

508
00:22:28,354 --> 00:22:29,322
Who is this?

509
00:22:29,355 --> 00:22:32,290
I'm a friend
of the late Mr. Evans.

510
00:22:32,324 --> 00:22:34,293
What do you mean, late Evans?

511
00:22:34,326 --> 00:22:36,229
Glad I
have your attention.

512
00:22:36,261 --> 00:22:38,063
We need to talk.

513
00:22:38,096 --> 00:22:39,298
What are we talking about?

514
00:23:00,219 --> 00:23:01,054
Hello?

515
00:23:03,055 --> 00:23:04,356
Get in.

516
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:06,225
If I get in that car,
will I ever get out?

517
00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:08,995
Hey, let's not
pretend you have a choice.

518
00:23:24,076 --> 00:23:25,545
I like this with the evil
lighting and everything.

519
00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:27,145
It's very intimidating.

520
00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:28,147
What do you want?

521
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:30,249
Why so hostile, pilgrim?

522
00:23:30,281 --> 00:23:31,384
I'm here to help.

523
00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:34,553
Okay, help with what?

524
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:37,390
You or your idiotic brother

525
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:41,294
owe $30,000 to an
associate of mine.

526
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,695
Okay.

527
00:23:43,729 --> 00:23:48,268
And my associate, whom I
represent, has just retired.

528
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,436
The guy who gave you the money.

529
00:23:52,104 --> 00:23:57,309
So that debt passes to my
guy, and he wants it back.

530
00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:02,347
He's getting ready
to retire you, too.

531
00:24:02,381 --> 00:24:03,349
Okay, and?

532
00:24:03,382 --> 00:24:07,519
And, pilgrim, I and I
alone can, shall we say,

533
00:24:08,953 --> 00:24:10,389
delay that inevitability.

534
00:24:11,257 --> 00:24:13,192
Why would you do
something like that?

535
00:24:13,224 --> 00:24:15,360
Because I'm a helpful guy,

536
00:24:15,394 --> 00:24:20,200
and because I like people
like you owing me favors.

537
00:24:23,335 --> 00:24:26,873
Hey, open up that bag.

538
00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:33,412
Nah, I'm all right.

539
00:24:33,444 --> 00:24:34,279
Open it.

540
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:47,360
Jeez, is that a
head in the bag?

541
00:24:47,393 --> 00:24:48,294
What the hell's the
matter with you?

542
00:24:48,327 --> 00:24:50,096
Who drives around
with a head in a bag?

543
00:24:50,128 --> 00:24:52,163
You fucking crazy?

544
00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:55,300
Certainly helps
in my line of work.

545
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:58,170
Okay, look, I
don't have the money.

546
00:24:58,202 --> 00:24:59,605
I would have just paid
back the original debt.

547
00:24:59,637 --> 00:25:01,339
It doesn't matter to
me if it's you or Evans

548
00:25:01,373 --> 00:25:03,241
or Freddy Four
Fingers I owe it to.

549
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:05,311
I just don't have it,
so it's all the same.

550
00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:09,015
I understand that
you guys had a scam.

551
00:25:09,048 --> 00:25:10,249
A scam?

552
00:25:10,281 --> 00:25:11,583
Or a scheme.

553
00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:13,385
I've never known the
difference between the,

554
00:25:13,419 --> 00:25:17,523
I don't care, as long as
it amounts to 30K by Friday.

555
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:21,359
On second thoughts, maybe
a scheme sounds better,

556
00:25:21,393 --> 00:25:23,930
unless it has the word
pyramid in front of it.

557
00:25:23,962 --> 00:25:24,696
Yeah, maybe.

558
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:28,300
Maybe you think you're a cowboy

559
00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:32,404
and that we haven't seen a
cowboy in this town before.

560
00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:36,475
Look, I need a week,
a week for my scheme.

561
00:25:36,508 --> 00:25:38,912
All right, a week.

562
00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:43,182
I didn't catch your name.

563
00:25:43,214 --> 00:25:45,250
That's 'cause I
didn't give it to you.

564
00:25:45,284 --> 00:25:46,419
All right, pilgrim.

565
00:25:48,186 --> 00:25:50,288
We'll play it your way, but
don't you and your brother

566
00:25:50,321 --> 00:25:52,324
even think of skipping town.

567
00:25:53,092 --> 00:25:56,296
Can you let me
out here, please?

568
00:25:58,130 --> 00:25:58,965
Driver.

569
00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:38,570
Terry, Terry, wake up.

570
00:26:38,604 --> 00:26:39,404
Put your shoes on.

571
00:26:39,438 --> 00:26:41,574
What, why?

572
00:26:41,606 --> 00:26:42,807
Put your shoes on.

573
00:26:42,842 --> 00:26:44,410
'Cause the guy that was trying
to kill us has been killed.

574
00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:45,277
Shoes, Terry, but them on.

575
00:26:45,309 --> 00:26:46,611
Well, that's great news.

576
00:26:46,644 --> 00:26:48,713
No, it's not
great news, Terry.

577
00:26:48,747 --> 00:26:50,416
Where are your pants?

578
00:26:50,449 --> 00:26:53,119
No, not that Terry, these.

579
00:26:53,152 --> 00:26:55,721
He's been replaced by somebody
crazier and meaner, okay?

580
00:26:55,753 --> 00:26:57,423
So it's not great news.

581
00:26:57,455 --> 00:26:58,323
Meaner than Evans?

582
00:26:58,356 --> 00:27:00,393
- Yes.
- How mean?

583
00:27:00,425 --> 00:27:03,229
He turned up with
Evans' head in a bag.

584
00:27:03,261 --> 00:27:05,263
Shirt, come on.

585
00:27:05,297 --> 00:27:06,766
Jesus Harry Christ.

586
00:27:06,798 --> 00:27:08,366
That's right, we've
hit the big time.

587
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,602
Well, what now?

588
00:27:09,634 --> 00:27:11,369
Now we're gonna
follow your plan,

589
00:27:11,403 --> 00:27:12,671
after we get some
shovels and a van.

590
00:27:12,703 --> 00:27:13,571
We need a van.

591
00:27:13,605 --> 00:27:15,274
I don't have a plan.

592
00:27:15,307 --> 00:27:17,777
Terry, we're
digging up Chaplin.

593
00:27:25,784 --> 00:27:27,720
How we gonna find
this grave, anyway?

594
00:27:29,587 --> 00:27:31,356
Charlie Chaplin's grave?

595
00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:32,358
Well, what else?

596
00:27:32,391 --> 00:27:33,392
We're not looking for
any other fucking grave

597
00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:34,793
that I know of.

598
00:27:34,826 --> 00:27:37,430
His name will be written
on the gravestone, Terry.

599
00:27:37,462 --> 00:27:38,263
That's what we're doing.

600
00:27:38,297 --> 00:27:39,265
We just have to read.

601
00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:41,099
That's convenient, isn't it?

602
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:42,835
For those of us that
can read, it is, yeah.

603
00:27:42,867 --> 00:27:45,336
All right, well
you do that part.

604
00:27:45,369 --> 00:27:46,270
Why are you so mad, anyway?

605
00:27:46,305 --> 00:27:48,106
That's just how they
do it in cemeteries.

606
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,675
Yeah, but I don't
like graveyards.

607
00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:51,444
Why, what's wrong
with graveyards?

608
00:27:51,477 --> 00:27:54,780
Well, they're wasted
space, aren't they?

609
00:27:54,813 --> 00:27:57,083
Taking up all this land.

610
00:27:57,115 --> 00:27:58,349
What would you have
done with the land?

611
00:27:58,383 --> 00:28:00,286
I'd have made
it a golf course.

612
00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:01,319
You don't play golf, Terry.

613
00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:02,254
That's not the point.

614
00:28:02,288 --> 00:28:04,355
Golf courses make a
shit load of money.

615
00:28:04,388 --> 00:28:05,623
This is just a waste of land

616
00:28:05,656 --> 00:28:08,093
for people who
can't appreciate it,

617
00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:09,294
'cause I mean, they're dead.

618
00:28:09,327 --> 00:28:11,497
Well, this is a waste of
time, isn't it, playing golf?

619
00:28:11,529 --> 00:28:13,231
You reading these gravestones?

620
00:28:13,265 --> 00:28:14,300
You walked right by it.

621
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:16,335
Well, you didn't tell me to.

622
00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:17,368
We're gonna need a faster way.

623
00:28:17,402 --> 00:28:18,303
This'll take forever.

624
00:28:18,336 --> 00:28:20,506
Well here, let's
ask these old codgers.

625
00:28:20,538 --> 00:28:22,740
Be nice, Terry.

626
00:28:22,773 --> 00:28:24,609
Excuse me, awful
sorry to bother you.

627
00:28:24,643 --> 00:28:27,779
No bother, we're just
here doing our weekly visit.

628
00:28:27,813 --> 00:28:29,482
Ah, that's sweet,
someone close?

629
00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:30,716
My mother.

630
00:28:30,749 --> 00:28:32,284
Oh, that's nice,
you still come

631
00:28:32,317 --> 00:28:33,751
and take care of
it and everything.

632
00:28:33,785 --> 00:28:35,387
Well, she's my
mother, so we come

633
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,323
- because we can't afford any,
- Yeah, right.

634
00:28:37,355 --> 00:28:38,190
Listen, you don't know where

635
00:28:38,223 --> 00:28:40,259
Charlie Chaplin's
grave is, do you?

636
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:41,226
- Who?
- What?

637
00:28:41,259 --> 00:28:42,528
Charlie Chaplin, film star.

638
00:28:43,194 --> 00:28:45,396
I didn't know he's
buried in this cemetery.

639
00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:46,632
Yeah, it is this cemetery.

640
00:28:46,664 --> 00:28:47,899
It is, thank you.

641
00:28:47,932 --> 00:28:48,600
Cheers.

642
00:28:48,634 --> 00:28:50,201
I didn't know that, did you?

643
00:28:50,234 --> 00:28:51,703
I can't say I did, no.

644
00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:53,471
- Where abouts?
- What?

645
00:28:53,505 --> 00:28:55,374
The grave, where is it?

646
00:28:55,406 --> 00:28:57,475
I don't know, do I?

647
00:28:57,509 --> 00:28:59,411
I wouldn't be asking
you the question.

648
00:28:59,443 --> 00:29:00,479
I don't know.

649
00:29:00,511 --> 00:29:03,214
I didn't even know he was
buried in this cemetery.

650
00:29:03,248 --> 00:29:05,518
You learn something new
every day, don't you?

651
00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:07,752
Where you boys from?

652
00:29:07,786 --> 00:29:10,256
London, Wembley,
to be precise.

653
00:29:10,288 --> 00:29:11,624
Ah, where they
play the tennis.

654
00:29:11,656 --> 00:29:13,692
The fuck, what is it
with people and the tennis?

655
00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:14,526
I know, I know, I know.

656
00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:15,193
Thank you very much.

657
00:29:15,228 --> 00:29:16,095
That's Wimbledon.

658
00:29:16,127 --> 00:29:18,431
- All right, walk it off.
- Nice boys.

659
00:29:20,332 --> 00:29:21,467
Very smooth, by the way.

660
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,268
What?

661
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,903
- Somebody close.
- Well, it was.

662
00:29:25,804 --> 00:29:26,971
So what kind of
criminal mastermind

663
00:29:27,006 --> 00:29:30,409
tells people what we're looking
for and where we're from?

664
00:29:30,442 --> 00:29:31,777
Give it a rest.

665
00:29:31,809 --> 00:29:33,345
You think Fred and
Ginger back there

666
00:29:33,377 --> 00:29:35,246
are gonna rumble our plan?

667
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:37,516
I'm sure tons of
people come here

668
00:29:37,548 --> 00:29:38,850
and ask that same question.

669
00:29:38,884 --> 00:29:40,352
Who's Fred and Ginger?

670
00:29:40,384 --> 00:29:42,654
They were, oh, nevermind.

671
00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:46,192
Try over there.

672
00:29:46,224 --> 00:29:47,025
All right.

673
00:29:47,058 --> 00:29:48,661
It looks exclusive
and expensive.

674
00:29:49,595 --> 00:29:51,829
And they don't play
tennis in Wembley.

675
00:29:51,863 --> 00:29:53,599
That's fucking Wimbledon.

676
00:29:53,632 --> 00:29:54,967
It's just the action, Terry.

677
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,968
What do you want me to tell you?

678
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,935
I just don't get it.

679
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,770
Why are people always
confused about that?

680
00:29:58,804 --> 00:30:01,307
I don't know, why are you
so aggressive with people

681
00:30:01,339 --> 00:30:02,707
that are just grieving?

682
00:30:05,743 --> 00:30:06,913
Didn't look too sad.

683
00:30:30,434 --> 00:30:31,936
Oh, got an interesting
one this morning.

684
00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:33,038
What's up?

685
00:30:33,070 --> 00:30:35,440
Multiple complaints about
a fund starter account.

686
00:30:36,275 --> 00:30:38,509
Let me guess, IRS
collection scam?

687
00:30:38,542 --> 00:30:39,644
Nope.

688
00:30:39,678 --> 00:30:41,513
- Ethiopian prince?
- Nope.

689
00:30:41,546 --> 00:30:42,847
No one does that one anymore.

690
00:30:42,881 --> 00:30:44,383
- Fake cancer.
- Close.

691
00:30:44,415 --> 00:30:46,317
Go on, then.

692
00:30:46,351 --> 00:30:47,687
National Leprosy Day.

693
00:30:48,953 --> 00:30:51,389
- Leprosy?
- Yep.

694
00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:53,791
America has had
a leprosy outbreak?

695
00:30:53,825 --> 00:30:56,461
More of like a national
leprosy scam outbreak.

696
00:30:57,395 --> 00:30:58,431
I hate people.

697
00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:01,500
I'm getting the nerds in here.

698
00:31:03,734 --> 00:31:05,737
Give me the Cyber Crime unit.

699
00:31:05,770 --> 00:31:08,539
And if anyone finds my car,
let me know immediately.

700
00:31:08,573 --> 00:31:11,944
I don't want any charges,
just my car back.

701
00:31:11,977 --> 00:31:14,480
Why would someone steal
a 10 year old Mitsubishi?

702
00:31:14,512 --> 00:31:15,114
Who knows?

703
00:31:15,146 --> 00:31:16,548
You'd have to ask Lakshmi.

704
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,683
- Who?
- Don't ask.

705
00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:21,554
Cocksucker.

706
00:31:23,454 --> 00:31:25,590
Borrows 100 grand from me,

707
00:31:25,624 --> 00:31:27,425
no intention of
ever paying it back.

708
00:31:29,394 --> 00:31:32,765
Now here he used it to start
his own loansharking business.

709
00:31:32,798 --> 00:31:33,633
He did.

710
00:31:34,865 --> 00:31:36,902
Mr. Evans.

711
00:31:36,934 --> 00:31:37,735
He looks good dead.

712
00:31:37,769 --> 00:31:39,872
He does.

713
00:31:41,472 --> 00:31:43,509
I wouldn't have lent
those British pricks

714
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,278
any money in the first place.

715
00:31:46,478 --> 00:31:49,382
Probably spent it all
on bangers and mash.

716
00:31:51,549 --> 00:31:53,519
I want my money.

717
00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:55,987
We're working on
it, at least 20K.

718
00:31:56,922 --> 00:31:57,757
Good.

719
00:32:00,525 --> 00:32:03,429
This is hard work, digging
holes in the desert.

720
00:32:04,195 --> 00:32:06,831
I don't see you
doing any digging.

721
00:32:06,865 --> 00:32:08,599
I'm supervising you.

722
00:32:08,633 --> 00:32:10,303
Sorry, sorry.

723
00:32:12,037 --> 00:32:14,740
Jesus, got to work
for myself around here.

724
00:32:14,772 --> 00:32:17,041
Get this done, you schnorr.

725
00:32:17,075 --> 00:32:19,878
I would, except you
keep talking to me

726
00:32:19,911 --> 00:32:21,814
Hey Billy, a
little respect, huh?

727
00:32:21,846 --> 00:32:24,549
Sorry, sorry.

728
00:32:26,484 --> 00:32:29,754
Whoever finds
them first gets 10K.

729
00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:36,394
Nah.

730
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,969
I don't know if we're
ever gonna find it.

731
00:32:47,138 --> 00:32:48,940
You know Tony Curtis
is in here somewhere?

732
00:32:48,973 --> 00:32:50,407
Is he dead?

733
00:32:50,409 --> 00:32:51,576
I hope so, they buried him.

734
00:32:51,609 --> 00:32:53,078
Oh yeah, good point.

735
00:32:56,847 --> 00:32:57,682
Hey.

736
00:33:01,086 --> 00:33:01,987
There you go.

737
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,388
How'd you find that
if you can't read?

738
00:33:03,422 --> 00:33:04,789
It's got a picture on it.

739
00:33:05,891 --> 00:33:06,959
Well, we found him.

740
00:33:08,058 --> 00:33:08,894
What now?

741
00:33:09,661 --> 00:33:13,164
Now brother, we
turn it all around.

742
00:33:13,198 --> 00:33:15,768
We completely
reinvent ourselves.

743
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,604
We be totally unpredictable.

744
00:33:22,473 --> 00:33:24,609
So basically exactly what
you ordered last night.

745
00:33:24,643 --> 00:33:25,911
That's correct.

746
00:33:25,943 --> 00:33:29,013
Hopefully without a
side of gunfire this time?

747
00:33:29,047 --> 00:33:30,449
Great diet.

748
00:33:30,481 --> 00:33:32,084
Yeah, but this way I
get to see you again.

749
00:33:32,116 --> 00:33:33,152
Because you know, the
number you gave me

750
00:33:33,184 --> 00:33:35,119
seemed to be a Chinese takeaway.

751
00:33:35,153 --> 00:33:39,491
Well, I covered for you
two last time with the cops.

752
00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:43,162
Yeah, we do appreciate that,
but you didn't know that,

753
00:33:43,194 --> 00:33:45,029
not when you gave me the number.

754
00:33:45,063 --> 00:33:46,999
This is Vegas.

755
00:33:47,031 --> 00:33:49,835
You can get whatever
you want in this town.

756
00:33:49,867 --> 00:33:51,636
You don't need a waitress.

757
00:33:51,670 --> 00:33:53,471
But you're not
just a waitress.

758
00:33:53,505 --> 00:33:55,775
I don't want anything else.

759
00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:05,517
Don't make me regret this.

760
00:34:05,549 --> 00:34:06,484
You don't already?

761
00:34:06,518 --> 00:34:08,153
No, it wasn't you.

762
00:34:08,185 --> 00:34:11,155
Oh.

763
00:34:11,188 --> 00:34:13,090
That wasn't nice.

764
00:34:13,123 --> 00:34:14,892
You probably deserved it.

765
00:34:14,925 --> 00:34:15,860
Why?

766
00:34:15,893 --> 00:34:17,562
I don't know Terry,
because you're you?

767
00:34:17,596 --> 00:34:20,164
Why do you always get
all the girls and I don't?

768
00:34:20,197 --> 00:34:22,467
I don't know, because you've
got the demeanor of Eeyore,

769
00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:23,469
what do you want me to tell you?

770
00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:24,536
Fuck you, Tigger.

771
00:34:24,568 --> 00:34:25,503
I'm a nice guy.

772
00:34:25,536 --> 00:34:26,471
Oh, you're a nice guy?

773
00:34:26,505 --> 00:34:28,173
Why don't you rustle
us up some cash then?

774
00:34:28,206 --> 00:34:29,842
I'm working on that.

775
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:30,675
Sure you are.

776
00:34:31,543 --> 00:34:32,510
Oh my God, what is that?

777
00:34:32,543 --> 00:34:34,179
That, my not so smart brother,

778
00:34:34,211 --> 00:34:36,215
is the answer to
all our problems.

779
00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,483
I beg your pardon?

780
00:34:37,516 --> 00:34:38,317
Our problem?

781
00:34:38,349 --> 00:34:39,485
- Yeah, our problem.
- Our problem,

782
00:34:39,518 --> 00:34:40,853
as in yours and mine?

783
00:34:40,885 --> 00:34:42,621
- Yeah.
- Our problem?

784
00:34:42,653 --> 00:34:43,487
That's right.

785
00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:45,523
When you took
$30,000 of our money,

786
00:34:45,556 --> 00:34:47,625
money that we borrowed
from a gangster,

787
00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:49,728
and put it all on a
50 to one long shot

788
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,496
because your
horoscope told you to,

789
00:34:51,530 --> 00:34:53,065
that becomes our problem?

790
00:34:53,097 --> 00:34:54,833
Don't knock astrology.

791
00:34:54,865 --> 00:34:56,501
It's a science.

792
00:34:56,534 --> 00:34:58,170
- It's not a science.
- I'm a Capricorn.

793
00:34:58,202 --> 00:34:59,670
I'm a Pisces.

794
00:34:59,704 --> 00:35:01,673
- That makes us compatible.
- That is so weird,

795
00:35:01,706 --> 00:35:03,108
but you know what, I
could feel it between us.

796
00:35:03,141 --> 00:35:04,677
We have that sort of energy.

797
00:35:06,545 --> 00:35:09,715
It's mumbo jumbo, superstitious
claptrap and you know it is.

798
00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:10,548
Really?

799
00:35:10,581 --> 00:35:11,782
I'm a Pisces.

800
00:35:11,815 --> 00:35:13,084
You're a Leo.

801
00:35:13,117 --> 00:35:14,552
Now tell me what that is.

802
00:35:16,054 --> 00:35:19,124
I opened a fund starter
account for leprosy.

803
00:35:22,661 --> 00:35:23,329
You did what?

804
00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:25,197
The donations are pouring in.

805
00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:26,264
- The donations.
- Uh huh.

806
00:35:26,297 --> 00:35:28,833
And how are you gonna
get the donations, Terry?

807
00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:31,769
I also opened a Western
Post account online.

808
00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:33,605
You're outrageous.

809
00:35:33,637 --> 00:35:35,973
And you always think
I'm the stupid one.

810
00:35:36,007 --> 00:35:37,909
How'd you like them apples?

811
00:35:37,943 --> 00:35:39,211
It's wire fraud.

812
00:35:39,244 --> 00:35:40,079
What?

813
00:35:40,711 --> 00:35:43,315
It's wire fraud, you idiot.

814
00:35:43,347 --> 00:35:45,250
The minute you try and
touch a penny of that money,

815
00:35:45,282 --> 00:35:46,284
it's wire fraud.

816
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:48,086
That's 10 years inside, Terry.

817
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:50,222
- 10 years?
- 10, Terry, 10.

818
00:35:50,255 --> 00:35:51,256
You can count, right?

819
00:35:51,289 --> 00:35:52,291
One, two, three, four, five,

820
00:35:52,324 --> 00:35:53,724
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

821
00:35:53,757 --> 00:35:55,126
10 years.

822
00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:56,795
I'm not going back
in there for 10 years.

823
00:35:56,827 --> 00:35:57,461
Why are you such an idiot?

824
00:35:57,496 --> 00:35:59,097
I feel like I'm babysitting

825
00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:01,267
a special needs
giraffe or something.

826
00:36:02,867 --> 00:36:04,635
I barely got
through last stretch.

827
00:36:04,668 --> 00:36:06,203
That was only 18 months.

828
00:36:06,237 --> 00:36:08,106
And Michael's still in
there because of what you did,

829
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:10,208
so we need a plan that doesn't
get us banged up, okay?

830
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,643
And that isn't this one.

831
00:36:13,344 --> 00:36:14,645
Well what, then?

832
00:36:14,679 --> 00:36:15,581
Chaplin.

833
00:36:15,614 --> 00:36:16,882
We have a plan.

834
00:36:17,514 --> 00:36:20,351
- It's over three grand.
- Oh my God, no.

835
00:36:20,385 --> 00:36:23,188
This is dead, dead to us
like mom is dead to us, okay?

836
00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:24,822
You leave mom out of this.

837
00:36:25,523 --> 00:36:28,093
If you two would like to
settle up, I can get going.

838
00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:30,129
Yes, of course we can.

839
00:36:31,329 --> 00:36:33,031
Here, keep the change.

840
00:36:33,063 --> 00:36:35,266
- It's $21.80.
- For breakfast?

841
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:39,037
Yes, so could you
just please pay?

842
00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:39,905
Here.

843
00:36:41,405 --> 00:36:42,974
Do I still get
to keep the change?

844
00:36:43,007 --> 00:36:43,908
Sure.

845
00:36:45,275 --> 00:36:46,144
No, wait.

846
00:36:46,844 --> 00:36:48,312
I'll see
you tomorrow, Janice.

847
00:36:48,346 --> 00:36:50,916
Wait, wait, whoa.

848
00:36:50,949 --> 00:36:51,916
What do you want?

849
00:36:51,949 --> 00:36:52,817
Just a date.

850
00:36:52,851 --> 00:36:54,353
You feel like trouble.

851
00:36:54,385 --> 00:36:56,221
I'm not.

852
00:36:56,253 --> 00:36:58,289
Like a small amount of trouble.

853
00:36:58,322 --> 00:36:59,991
A Pisces amount of trouble.

854
00:37:00,025 --> 00:37:01,626
I could do with less
trouble in my life.

855
00:37:01,659 --> 00:37:03,694
I get that, but
let me tell you

856
00:37:03,728 --> 00:37:05,163
why I might be worth
the trouble, though.

857
00:37:05,195 --> 00:37:06,063
- Wow.
- No, no.

858
00:37:06,097 --> 00:37:09,001
Listen to my accent.

859
00:37:09,034 --> 00:37:10,702
Everything sounds better
in an English accent.

860
00:37:10,735 --> 00:37:12,037
Is that it, a British accent?

861
00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:13,939
English, English accent.

862
00:37:13,972 --> 00:37:16,274
British accent is
Scotland and Wales.

863
00:37:16,306 --> 00:37:18,943
If you've ever heard
a Welsh person speak,

864
00:37:18,976 --> 00:37:20,177
it doesn't matter.

865
00:37:20,211 --> 00:37:22,246
I was kind of expecting a
list of reasons or something.

866
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,348
A list, I can do a list.

867
00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,415
A long list or a short list?

868
00:37:24,449 --> 00:37:26,151
- Long list.
- How long?

869
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:27,386
Like Schindler's list.

870
00:37:28,786 --> 00:37:30,855
I'm not sure why I said that.

871
00:37:30,889 --> 00:37:32,190
I'm so sorry.

872
00:37:32,222 --> 00:37:34,925
Why are boys so stupid?

873
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,195
It's probably just to
make you feel sorry for us.

874
00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:39,632
I'll let you know.

875
00:37:41,231 --> 00:37:42,233
All right.

876
00:37:43,902 --> 00:37:44,737
She'll be back.

877
00:37:45,402 --> 00:37:47,105
She has to be.

878
00:37:47,137 --> 00:37:50,041
- She does work here.
- Shut up, Terry.

879
00:37:52,744 --> 00:37:53,445
What do you think?

880
00:37:53,478 --> 00:37:54,679
Pretty standard.

881
00:37:54,713 --> 00:37:57,749
Opened a Western Post account
using their own IP address.

882
00:37:57,782 --> 00:38:00,085
I can tell you what city, state,

883
00:38:00,117 --> 00:38:02,887
possibly a home
address by the morning.

884
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,222
- Why so long?
- Glitch in the system.

885
00:38:05,255 --> 00:38:07,759
I could have that
for you tonight.

886
00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:08,760
I got this.

887
00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:48,433
You sure about this?

888
00:38:50,869 --> 00:38:52,971
You know a better idea?

889
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,744
- Hello.
- Hey.

890
00:39:33,878 --> 00:39:35,981
That's great, I'm just
gonna have a coffee.

891
00:39:36,014 --> 00:39:36,949
Not eating today?

892
00:39:36,981 --> 00:39:39,317
No, I'm waiting for
a couple of friends.

893
00:39:39,349 --> 00:39:41,886
- I'll get some more menus.
- Thank you.

894
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,289
Hey, what's your name?

895
00:39:44,322 --> 00:39:45,123
Helen.

896
00:39:45,155 --> 00:39:47,224
- Hello, Helen.
- Hi.

897
00:39:47,257 --> 00:39:49,160
Maybe you know my friends.

898
00:39:49,193 --> 00:39:51,295
British dudes, brothers.

899
00:39:52,496 --> 00:39:54,199
They come in here a lot.

900
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,235
Don't think so.

901
00:39:57,268 --> 00:39:58,503
I'll go get those menus.

902
00:39:58,536 --> 00:40:00,238
You sure?

903
00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:01,807
They have very distinct accents,

904
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,042
so it would be
hard to miss them.

905
00:40:04,074 --> 00:40:06,243
I think I'd remember accents.

906
00:40:06,277 --> 00:40:07,880
I think you would, too.

907
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,352
I'll go get those menus.

908
00:40:24,161 --> 00:40:26,230
At least there's
a full moon out.

909
00:40:26,264 --> 00:40:28,432
Proves astrology's a science.

910
00:40:28,465 --> 00:40:30,000
- What does?
- The moon.

911
00:40:30,034 --> 00:40:31,970
How does it prove that
astrology's a science?

912
00:40:32,003 --> 00:40:34,940
Are you actually gonna get
in here today and do anything?

913
00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:36,373
I'm supervising, Terry.

914
00:40:36,407 --> 00:40:38,343
I'm keeping a lookout.

915
00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:40,579
Making sure you're safe,
like I'm always doing.

916
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:42,146
Go on, why don't you
talk about the moon.

917
00:40:42,179 --> 00:40:44,014
Tell me about that
whilst you work.

918
00:40:44,047 --> 00:40:44,882
Tides.

919
00:40:46,217 --> 00:40:47,018
What about them?

920
00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:48,452
- You've heard of tides.
- Yes Terry,

921
00:40:48,485 --> 00:40:49,887
I've heard of tides.

922
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,090
Well the moon
causes the tides.

923
00:40:53,123 --> 00:40:54,391
Scientific fact.

924
00:40:54,425 --> 00:40:55,493
Okay.

925
00:40:55,525 --> 00:41:00,065
The human body, 90% water,
another scientific fact.

926
00:41:00,097 --> 00:41:02,032
- 70%.
- Don't quibble all the time.

927
00:41:02,065 --> 00:41:03,634
Fine, fine, it's mostly water.

928
00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,871
Mostly water, so what?

929
00:41:05,903 --> 00:41:09,474
Since the moon can affect
something as mighty as an ocean,

930
00:41:09,507 --> 00:41:13,010
do you think something as
inconsequential as we are

931
00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:16,214
on a cosmic scale won't
be affected by it?

932
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:20,552
That is the biggest load
of rubbish I have ever heard.

933
00:41:20,585 --> 00:41:21,920
It's science.

934
00:41:21,952 --> 00:41:22,586
No, it's not.

935
00:41:22,619 --> 00:41:24,121
What about ponds?

936
00:41:24,155 --> 00:41:25,123
What about them?

937
00:41:25,155 --> 00:41:26,324
There's a large body of water.

938
00:41:26,356 --> 00:41:27,291
They don't have tides.

939
00:41:27,324 --> 00:41:28,525
What about the bathtub?

940
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:30,327
You don't get an extra
splish or a splosh

941
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,962
just 'cause there's
a full moon out.

942
00:41:40,605 --> 00:41:43,407
Well done, my son, well done.

943
00:42:36,193 --> 00:42:37,628
Wait, wait.

944
00:42:37,661 --> 00:42:39,530
Are we supposed to be
pulling or pushing?

945
00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:41,465
You pull him in, Cal.

946
00:42:49,373 --> 00:42:50,308
What, no.

947
00:42:51,675 --> 00:42:54,244
Wait a second, wait a second.

948
00:42:54,277 --> 00:42:55,480
Hey, how are you?

949
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:01,019
I'm good, I'm just hanging
out with my brother.

950
00:43:01,052 --> 00:43:02,754
- Really?
- Be there in a sec, Terry.

951
00:43:02,786 --> 00:43:04,288
What was that?

952
00:43:04,322 --> 00:43:07,025
Okay, well then I
owe you 200 bucks.

953
00:43:07,057 --> 00:43:08,159
For not taking the bribe.

954
00:43:08,193 --> 00:43:12,030
Look, how about I give it
to you later over drinks?

955
00:43:12,063 --> 00:43:16,034
This better not be just you
trying to get your dick wet.

956
00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:17,168
You got it.

957
00:43:19,603 --> 00:43:20,438
Problem?

958
00:43:21,572 --> 00:43:23,742
Somebody just asking after us.

959
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:25,677
No prizes for
guessing who that is.

960
00:43:25,710 --> 00:43:27,445
I've got a problem.

961
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:30,081
Yeah.

962
00:43:30,114 --> 00:43:31,349
Oh, yeah, yeah.

963
00:43:32,349 --> 00:43:33,552
Sorry, sorry bro.

964
00:43:34,619 --> 00:43:35,620
Come on, push.

965
00:43:35,652 --> 00:43:37,088
I am pushing.

966
00:43:45,695 --> 00:43:47,431
Dude, what the fuck is it now?

967
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:50,468
Hey, you called me.

968
00:43:50,501 --> 00:43:51,769
All right, listen.

969
00:43:51,802 --> 00:43:53,570
I need you to do something
for me, it's important.

970
00:43:53,603 --> 00:43:56,573
I need you to find
two Brits right away.

971
00:43:56,606 --> 00:43:57,509
Names.

972
00:43:57,541 --> 00:43:58,643
I don't have the names yet.

973
00:43:58,675 --> 00:43:59,744
You know what, without names.

974
00:43:59,777 --> 00:44:01,679
Dude, dude, find them, okay?

975
00:44:01,711 --> 00:44:02,480
It's important.

976
00:44:02,512 --> 00:44:03,547
Do what we fucking
pay you to do.

977
00:44:03,581 --> 00:44:06,418
Two fucking Brits, they
both have English accents.

978
00:44:06,451 --> 00:44:07,385
Hey, where the
fuck is my money

979
00:44:07,418 --> 00:44:10,355
for the last two favors
I did for you guys?

980
00:44:10,387 --> 00:44:11,456
Michael pays the bills.

981
00:44:11,489 --> 00:44:12,356
He said you would.

982
00:44:12,389 --> 00:44:13,357
Just relax, all right?

983
00:44:13,391 --> 00:44:14,192
We always fucking pay.

984
00:44:14,224 --> 00:44:16,460
You making big
money anywhere else?

985
00:44:18,596 --> 00:44:21,266
I'm working a tip.

986
00:44:21,298 --> 00:44:22,300
- What?
- On a fraud.

987
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:24,235
Fraud, I'm not a cop.

988
00:44:24,268 --> 00:44:25,503
What do I give a
shit about fraud for?

989
00:44:25,536 --> 00:44:28,440
- It's about leprosy.
- Leprosy?

990
00:44:28,472 --> 00:44:31,108
How the fuck could
a leper be a fraud?

991
00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:33,077
They don't even have
any fucking fingers.

992
00:44:33,811 --> 00:44:34,846
I gotta go.

993
00:44:34,878 --> 00:44:37,614
Hey, find those fucking
Brits, it's important.

994
00:44:37,648 --> 00:44:39,217
They both have English accents.

995
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:40,085
Find them.

996
00:44:41,186 --> 00:44:44,689
Fucking idiots, I'm
surrounded by fucking idiots.

997
00:45:00,838 --> 00:45:01,506
Sit anywhere you'd like.

998
00:45:01,539 --> 00:45:03,307
I'll be with you in a minute.

999
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:05,374
We're not here to eat.

1000
00:45:06,244 --> 00:45:07,345
Make it quick, I'm busy.

1001
00:45:07,378 --> 00:45:08,480
Is the owner around?

1002
00:45:09,413 --> 00:45:11,115
Nope, he lives in Hong Kong.

1003
00:45:11,148 --> 00:45:12,750
- Hong Kong?
- Yep.

1004
00:45:12,782 --> 00:45:15,152
Just waiting for the development
up the street to finish

1005
00:45:15,186 --> 00:45:16,488
and then it's demolition time.

1006
00:45:16,521 --> 00:45:17,422
You the manager?

1007
00:45:17,454 --> 00:45:19,490
Might as well be.

1008
00:45:19,523 --> 00:45:21,525
The wifi network from
this diner was used

1009
00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:23,695
to set up a fraudulent account.

1010
00:45:23,728 --> 00:45:24,896
So?

1011
00:45:24,929 --> 00:45:26,530
It was used in a
fraudulent scheme,

1012
00:45:26,563 --> 00:45:28,132
which is a crime in
the state of Nevada,

1013
00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:29,334
and anyone that
helps these people.

1014
00:45:29,367 --> 00:45:31,402
Every bum, grifter
and con artist

1015
00:45:31,434 --> 00:45:33,371
around the neighborhood
use the free wifi.

1016
00:45:33,403 --> 00:45:36,173
They also get their mail
too, and we keep it for them.

1017
00:45:36,206 --> 00:45:37,375
Can we see it?

1018
00:45:37,407 --> 00:45:38,409
What?

1019
00:45:38,442 --> 00:45:39,878
The mail.

1020
00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:40,846
Got a warrant?

1021
00:45:42,346 --> 00:45:43,380
We'll be back.

1022
00:45:44,282 --> 00:45:45,450
See ya then, Arnie.

1023
00:45:54,592 --> 00:45:58,864
Jeez, you startled me.

1024
00:46:05,503 --> 00:46:07,572
What've you got?

1025
00:46:07,605 --> 00:46:09,407
Those two brothers
you asked me about?

1026
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,876
Yeah, what about them?

1027
00:46:11,909 --> 00:46:14,811
They in a lot of trouble?

1028
00:46:14,844 --> 00:46:15,913
Why?

1029
00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,215
Just wondering.

1030
00:46:18,682 --> 00:46:19,317
Not really.

1031
00:46:19,351 --> 00:46:21,186
I just need to talk to them.

1032
00:46:21,219 --> 00:46:21,987
I don't want to get myself

1033
00:46:22,019 --> 00:46:23,320
into the middle of
something nasty.

1034
00:46:23,353 --> 00:46:24,755
You won't.

1035
00:46:24,789 --> 00:46:26,891
I'm trying to help them.

1036
00:46:26,923 --> 00:46:30,461
I'm offering them an
olive branch so things

1037
00:46:31,728 --> 00:46:34,198
Look, money talks.

1038
00:46:35,532 --> 00:46:37,536
If you don't talk,
you don't get any.

1039
00:46:38,635 --> 00:46:40,237
I could find them for you.

1040
00:46:42,907 --> 00:46:44,409
When?

1041
00:46:44,442 --> 00:46:45,710
I'll call you tomorrow.

1042
00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:50,382
Make sure you do.

1043
00:47:15,505 --> 00:47:18,609
Jeez, you'd think the bastard
would have lost some weight.

1044
00:47:18,643 --> 00:47:20,411
He wasn't that
heavy to start with.

1045
00:47:20,443 --> 00:47:21,579
Wait, wait there a minute.

1046
00:47:21,612 --> 00:47:23,748
Show some respect,
for Christ sake.

1047
00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:24,681
He's an icon.

1048
00:47:24,715 --> 00:47:25,682
Respect?

1049
00:47:25,715 --> 00:47:26,884
We just dug him up.

1050
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:29,820
That doesn't mean you have
to disrespect him, does it?

1051
00:47:32,523 --> 00:47:33,423
This better be worth it.

1052
00:47:33,456 --> 00:47:35,659
This thing weighs a ton.

1053
00:47:35,693 --> 00:47:38,830
It's a one-time big
effort for a big payday.

1054
00:47:41,465 --> 00:47:43,034
Just keep moving.

1055
00:47:43,067 --> 00:47:43,867
I am.

1056
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:44,969
- Wait, wait.
- What?

1057
00:47:49,507 --> 00:47:51,509
- Oh, it's her.
- No.

1058
00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:52,376
I won't be long.

1059
00:47:52,409 --> 00:47:53,877
I'm not babysitting him.

1060
00:47:53,911 --> 00:47:55,046
You don't have to babysit.

1061
00:47:55,079 --> 00:47:58,883
You can go out, you
know, or just don't.

1062
00:47:58,916 --> 00:47:59,751
Come on.

1063
00:48:03,621 --> 00:48:04,456
Sorry.

1064
00:48:08,858 --> 00:48:10,862
So, pretty nice place, huh?

1065
00:48:10,894 --> 00:48:12,063
I'm not going
to sleep with you.

1066
00:48:12,096 --> 00:48:14,599
Do you mean
tonight, or like ever?

1067
00:48:14,632 --> 00:48:15,967
Wow.

1068
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,534
'Cause we can order oysters.

1069
00:48:17,568 --> 00:48:19,437
I'll stick with a martini.

1070
00:48:19,469 --> 00:48:20,937
Good choice, me too.

1071
00:48:20,971 --> 00:48:22,773
That's not a martini.

1072
00:48:22,806 --> 00:48:23,440
Oh, that's a martini.

1073
00:48:23,474 --> 00:48:25,509
This is a Hawaiian martini.

1074
00:48:25,543 --> 00:48:26,411
Never heard of it.

1075
00:48:26,443 --> 00:48:28,445
It's delicious,
you need to try it.

1076
00:48:28,478 --> 00:48:29,480
I see you looking at it.

1077
00:48:29,512 --> 00:48:31,014
You want to try
it, I can see you.

1078
00:48:31,047 --> 00:48:32,349
Will you stop talking
about it if I do?

1079
00:48:32,382 --> 00:48:33,585
I will if you try it.

1080
00:48:34,684 --> 00:48:35,519
All right.

1081
00:48:36,653 --> 00:48:38,789
- Whoa, whoa.
- What?

1082
00:48:38,822 --> 00:48:41,826
Wait, you need to remember
your life as it is now,

1083
00:48:41,858 --> 00:48:43,927
pre-Hawaiian martini.

1084
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,829
You're gonna be so mad
at me once you try this

1085
00:48:45,862 --> 00:48:48,699
that it isn't the very first
thing I told you about.

1086
00:48:48,733 --> 00:48:50,501
Okay, you ready?

1087
00:48:50,534 --> 00:48:51,369
Go.

1088
00:48:54,505 --> 00:48:55,472
And, boom.

1089
00:48:57,875 --> 00:49:00,510
- It's okay.
- You're such a liar.

1090
00:49:00,543 --> 00:49:02,980
Oh my God, it's more than okay.

1091
00:49:03,012 --> 00:49:04,213
It's a little
better than okay.

1092
00:49:04,248 --> 00:49:06,818
It is the finest drink to
ever touch those gorgeous lips,

1093
00:49:06,851 --> 00:49:07,619
and you know it is.

1094
00:49:07,652 --> 00:49:09,721
You need to stop
hitting on me.

1095
00:49:09,753 --> 00:49:10,889
Why?

1096
00:49:10,922 --> 00:49:12,490
And stop saying things to
try and make me love you.

1097
00:49:12,523 --> 00:49:13,825
Oh my God, you love me?

1098
00:49:13,858 --> 00:49:15,460
That is so sudden, but okay.

1099
00:49:15,492 --> 00:49:17,362
You should try and
play it cool, you know?

1100
00:49:17,394 --> 00:49:18,429
Knock it off.

1101
00:49:20,597 --> 00:49:22,366
You can't blame a guy
for wanting something real.

1102
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,367
Real?

1103
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,435
Well, not fish love, anyway.

1104
00:49:25,469 --> 00:49:27,438
- What?
- Fish love?

1105
00:49:27,471 --> 00:49:28,907
What the hell is fish love?

1106
00:49:29,907 --> 00:49:31,708
There's a rabbi and he
sees a guy eating a fish

1107
00:49:31,742 --> 00:49:34,379
and he says to him, why
are you eating fish?

1108
00:49:34,411 --> 00:49:36,380
The guy looks back
at him all confused

1109
00:49:36,414 --> 00:49:38,149
and he goes, I love fish.

1110
00:49:38,181 --> 00:49:40,417
He goes oh, you love fish.

1111
00:49:40,451 --> 00:49:42,420
That's why you killed
it, cooked it and ate it?

1112
00:49:42,452 --> 00:49:44,389
And the guy says, oh,
you know what I mean.

1113
00:49:44,422 --> 00:49:46,423
He goes to him, you
love the taste of fish.

1114
00:49:46,456 --> 00:49:47,657
You don't love fish itself.

1115
00:49:47,692 --> 00:49:50,161
If you loved the fish, he'd
still be swimming in the stream.

1116
00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:52,429
It's just self gratification.

1117
00:49:52,463 --> 00:49:54,865
You like the way it tastes,
the way it makes you feel.

1118
00:49:54,898 --> 00:49:56,534
Well, that's just fish love.

1119
00:49:56,567 --> 00:49:59,403
So much of what's in the
world today is fish love.

1120
00:50:00,271 --> 00:50:02,140
Somebody taking something
from somebody else

1121
00:50:02,172 --> 00:50:04,474
just because of the
way it makes them feel.

1122
00:50:04,507 --> 00:50:07,846
Even if you don't date me,
don't settle for fish love.

1123
00:50:08,978 --> 00:50:10,181
Did you come up with that?

1124
00:50:10,213 --> 00:50:11,648
- No.
- So who did?

1125
00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:12,616
Wayne Newton.

1126
00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:14,050
You are so full of it.

1127
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:15,852
I'm not, he sat
right in this chair,

1128
00:50:15,885 --> 00:50:17,721
told me that story,
made me try that drink,

1129
00:50:17,755 --> 00:50:18,655
and I never looked back.

1130
00:50:18,688 --> 00:50:19,990
Is anything you say the truth?

1131
00:50:20,023 --> 00:50:21,692
Everything I tell
you is the truth.

1132
00:50:21,724 --> 00:50:26,730
That's probably not true,
but I like the way you say it.

1133
00:50:27,197 --> 00:50:29,800
Well in that case,
Greg, two more, please.

1134
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,568
Now you're just
trying to get me drunk.

1135
00:50:31,601 --> 00:50:32,469
That's also true.

1136
00:50:32,503 --> 00:50:34,572
See, we could play
this game all night.

1137
00:50:36,507 --> 00:50:37,942
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1138
00:50:51,588 --> 00:50:52,590
There
are some men in life

1139
00:50:52,623 --> 00:50:55,192
you're going to come
across who are just evil.

1140
00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:56,394
I mean, they are brutes.

1141
00:50:56,427 --> 00:51:00,198
They are the spies and the
type of men that enslave you.

1142
00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:01,899
They regiment your life.

1143
00:51:01,931 --> 00:51:04,868
They tell you what to do,
what to think, what to feel.

1144
00:51:04,902 --> 00:51:07,972
They drill you, diet you,
treat you like cattle.

1145
00:51:08,005 --> 00:51:09,173
They use you.

1146
00:51:09,206 --> 00:51:12,076
They use everyone like cannon
fodder, but you know what?

1147
00:51:12,108 --> 00:51:14,644
They're honest about it.

1148
00:51:14,677 --> 00:51:18,748
They are who they are,
just brutes, dictators.

1149
00:51:18,782 --> 00:51:20,184
They are evil men.

1150
00:51:20,885 --> 00:51:22,687
But the people I
despise more than them

1151
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,121
are the ones that
dress like heroes

1152
00:51:25,155 --> 00:51:27,057
but would sell you
out in a heartbeat.

1153
00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:30,094
Detective, how are you?

1154
00:51:31,228 --> 00:51:32,195
Fine.

1155
00:51:32,228 --> 00:51:33,897
What brings you here?

1156
00:51:34,965 --> 00:51:36,000
I have some information

1157
00:51:36,032 --> 00:51:37,101
- Not here.
- that might be

1158
00:51:37,134 --> 00:51:39,202
- of use to you.
- Not here.

1159
00:51:39,235 --> 00:51:40,737
- Billy hasn't been paying.
- Shut up.

1160
00:51:40,771 --> 00:51:42,707
- For information I provide.
- Hey, hey.

1161
00:51:42,739 --> 00:51:45,675
What, are you fucking stupid?

1162
00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:46,977
Excuse me?

1163
00:51:47,010 --> 00:51:48,179
You're a snitch.

1164
00:51:48,211 --> 00:51:50,914
You've been bought
and paid for already.

1165
00:51:50,947 --> 00:51:54,184
We don't have to pay
you anything anymore.

1166
00:51:54,217 --> 00:51:55,118
Look, look.

1167
00:51:56,619 --> 00:52:00,056
Take a look at it.

1168
00:52:00,090 --> 00:52:04,262
That's you taking our
cash for your information.

1169
00:52:05,563 --> 00:52:06,797
We own you.

1170
00:52:06,829 --> 00:52:09,199
We don't have to pay
you any money anymore,

1171
00:52:09,233 --> 00:52:13,571
but you've gotta continue
to pay me with information.

1172
00:52:13,603 --> 00:52:15,605
Otherwise I'll make damn sure

1173
00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:18,710
that your boss will see
those pictures like that.

1174
00:52:21,045 --> 00:52:22,613
You need me as a friend.

1175
00:52:22,646 --> 00:52:26,317
Maybe you don't
need us as an enemy.

1176
00:52:26,349 --> 00:52:27,183
You know what?

1177
00:52:27,217 --> 00:52:29,320
Get the fuck outta here.

1178
00:52:29,353 --> 00:52:31,322
Here, here's some gas money.

1179
00:52:31,355 --> 00:52:35,592
Hit the road and don't be
bothering Mr. Hynkel anymore.

1180
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,742
How was the date?

1181
00:52:52,775 --> 00:52:54,177
It went very well, thank you.

1182
00:52:54,210 --> 00:52:55,145
Really?

1183
00:52:55,179 --> 00:52:56,947
Then how come you're
sitting here with me?

1184
00:52:58,748 --> 00:53:01,651
Because I am a
gentleman, Terry.

1185
00:53:01,684 --> 00:53:03,320
So she won't bang you, then?

1186
00:53:03,353 --> 00:53:07,291
That is so, so factual.

1187
00:53:09,159 --> 00:53:10,994
But it was a classy
place, Champagne's.

1188
00:53:11,027 --> 00:53:13,597
I was trying to
project a classy image.

1189
00:53:13,630 --> 00:53:14,498
How classy?

1190
00:53:14,532 --> 00:53:16,100
They don't serve
Red Bull as a mixer.

1191
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:17,968
- Ooh, that is classy.
- I know, right?

1192
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:19,369
Gonna see her again?

1193
00:53:19,402 --> 00:53:20,804
Tonight.

1194
00:53:20,838 --> 00:53:22,073
Same place?

1195
00:53:22,106 --> 00:53:23,307
Why fix it if it ain't broke?

1196
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:25,142
Yeah, that and the
fact that you and me

1197
00:53:25,175 --> 00:53:28,245
are barred from virtually
every other bar in Vegas.

1198
00:53:28,277 --> 00:53:31,247
Which reminds me, I needed
to tell you something,

1199
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,083
and I hope this doesn't
come as a complete surprise,

1200
00:53:33,117 --> 00:53:37,188
but Terry, I wasn't fucking
planning on taking you.

1201
00:53:37,221 --> 00:53:38,688
No shit.

1202
00:53:38,722 --> 00:53:40,658
- Hey, whoa.
- What?

1203
00:53:40,690 --> 00:53:42,792
Show some respect,
use a coaster.

1204
00:53:42,826 --> 00:53:44,362
Do we have any coasters?

1205
00:53:44,394 --> 00:53:46,230
You could fashion
one out of something,

1206
00:53:46,262 --> 00:53:47,230
you know you could, Terry.

1207
00:53:47,264 --> 00:53:48,265
I tell you what I'll do.

1208
00:53:48,297 --> 00:53:50,266
If and when we sell this guy,

1209
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:54,672
I'll use part of the proceeds
to buy some coasters.

1210
00:53:55,905 --> 00:53:59,043
So, now that we have said body,

1211
00:54:00,376 --> 00:54:02,980
how exactly do we monetize it?

1212
00:54:04,414 --> 00:54:06,083
- Monetize it?
- Yeah, what it means is,

1213
00:54:06,115 --> 00:54:08,318
I know what it means.

1214
00:54:08,351 --> 00:54:09,987
I'm surprised to hear
you saying the word.

1215
00:54:10,019 --> 00:54:11,389
Go on, then.

1216
00:54:11,422 --> 00:54:12,956
We're gonna ransom
it to the family

1217
00:54:12,989 --> 00:54:14,357
or a Hollywood type, remember?

1218
00:54:14,391 --> 00:54:16,126
And you have a phone number

1219
00:54:16,159 --> 00:54:17,795
for some of these
Hollywood types?

1220
00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:18,762
Oh my God, Terry,

1221
00:54:18,795 --> 00:54:20,797
I'm following the plan
that you laid down.

1222
00:54:20,831 --> 00:54:21,766
I was drunk.

1223
00:54:21,798 --> 00:54:23,367
You're always drunk.

1224
00:54:26,202 --> 00:54:27,204
Hey, hey, come on.

1225
00:54:27,237 --> 00:54:28,838
It's not a footstool.

1226
00:54:28,871 --> 00:54:31,341
Well now it appears it's
gonna be here for a while.

1227
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:33,844
I might as well make it useful.

1228
00:54:33,876 --> 00:54:34,778
You don't know that.

1229
00:54:34,811 --> 00:54:36,112
You got any numbers?

1230
00:54:36,146 --> 00:54:38,849
- I'm figuring that out.
- Uh huh.

1231
00:54:38,882 --> 00:54:40,385
Wait, turn that up.

1232
00:54:42,385 --> 00:54:43,286
Turn the fucking thing up.

1233
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,422
I'm turning it up.

1234
00:54:44,454 --> 00:54:46,157
Get on with it.

1235
00:54:46,190 --> 00:54:48,759
Draws attention on
his final resting place

1236
00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,293
here in Las Vegas.

1237
00:54:50,327 --> 00:54:52,263
The family has offered
a substantial reward

1238
00:54:52,295 --> 00:54:55,465
for the return of his body,
with no questions asked.

1239
00:54:55,498 --> 00:54:57,834
If anyone has any information,

1240
00:54:57,867 --> 00:54:59,936
please contact your
local police department

1241
00:54:59,969 --> 00:55:02,105
or this television station.

1242
00:55:02,139 --> 00:55:04,909
This is Sophia
Crawford reporting live

1243
00:55:04,942 --> 00:55:08,244
from the now empty grave
of Charlie Chaplin.

1244
00:55:14,384 --> 00:55:16,186
Goddard.

1245
00:55:16,219 --> 00:55:16,887
What's up?

1246
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,788
Whatever you two got going on,

1247
00:55:17,822 --> 00:55:19,023
I want you to hand
it off to Napaloni.

1248
00:55:19,056 --> 00:55:22,827
I want all available hands on
deck for this Chaplin thing.

1249
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:23,760
I just got a
warrant for the diner,

1250
00:55:23,795 --> 00:55:25,829
the one where the
lepers get their mail.

1251
00:55:25,862 --> 00:55:27,263
Give it to Napaloni.

1252
00:55:27,297 --> 00:55:30,101
This Chaplin thing is all
over the news world wide

1253
00:55:30,134 --> 00:55:32,302
and the mayor wants
whoever's responsible caught.

1254
00:55:32,335 --> 00:55:34,204
And whoever these clowns
are are gonna pay,

1255
00:55:34,237 --> 00:55:36,773
and I want my division to
catch him, is that clear?

1256
00:55:36,806 --> 00:55:38,208
- Loud and clear, sir.
- Yes, sir.

1257
00:55:38,242 --> 00:55:41,446
Good, now go catch
some body snatchers, now.

1258
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,015
Back to you, Bob.

1259
00:55:45,047 --> 00:55:45,715
Fuck.

1260
00:55:45,748 --> 00:55:46,884
We should call that number.

1261
00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:47,884
- No.
- We should check

1262
00:55:47,918 --> 00:55:49,019
what the reward is.

1263
00:55:49,052 --> 00:55:50,120
- No.
- Let's just see

1264
00:55:50,152 --> 00:55:52,222
what the number is, this
could be a quick fix, Terry.

1265
00:55:52,255 --> 00:55:54,090
- No.
- Why not?

1266
00:55:54,123 --> 00:55:55,358
Feels like a trap to me.

1267
00:55:55,391 --> 00:55:57,094
It's not a trap,
it's on the news.

1268
00:55:57,126 --> 00:55:59,028
- So?
- So we know it's legit.

1269
00:55:59,061 --> 00:55:59,962
Really?

1270
00:55:59,996 --> 00:56:02,298
Orson Welles' War of
the World broadcast

1271
00:56:02,331 --> 00:56:03,232
was on national news,

1272
00:56:03,266 --> 00:56:05,368
and that was the biggest
fucking hoax ever.

1273
00:56:05,402 --> 00:56:06,971
- But this isn't.
- How do you know?

1274
00:56:07,003 --> 00:56:08,873
Because we have
the fucking body.

1275
00:56:10,173 --> 00:56:11,275
Oh, yeah.

1276
00:56:12,309 --> 00:56:14,778
Who the fuck is that?

1277
00:56:14,811 --> 00:56:15,746
Who is it?

1278
00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:17,882
Oh my
God, shut the fuck up.

1279
00:56:17,914 --> 00:56:19,349
Why, who is it?

1280
00:56:19,382 --> 00:56:22,218
Terry, I
can hear you in there.

1281
00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:23,286
Stapleton.

1282
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,256
Stapleton, let it in.

1283
00:56:40,737 --> 00:56:43,373
- Have you got $750?
- For what?

1284
00:56:43,407 --> 00:56:45,543
I still haven't paid the rent.

1285
00:56:45,576 --> 00:56:46,876
Coming.

1286
00:56:46,909 --> 00:56:48,078
You haven't?

1287
00:56:50,414 --> 00:56:52,116
- Stapleton.
- Cal.

1288
00:56:52,148 --> 00:56:54,851
How the devil are you?

1289
00:56:54,885 --> 00:56:57,822
Oh, I'm blessed with good
health, as is my family.

1290
00:56:57,855 --> 00:56:59,824
Terry, I trust you are well?

1291
00:56:59,856 --> 00:57:01,525
Any better,
there'd be six of me.

1292
00:57:03,427 --> 00:57:05,396
Any better, there'd
be six of you.

1293
00:57:05,429 --> 00:57:06,564
I like that one.

1294
00:57:09,233 --> 00:57:10,901
Where's my rent?

1295
00:57:10,934 --> 00:57:12,236
Uh, well you see.

1296
00:57:12,268 --> 00:57:14,304
I see you have money
for new furniture.

1297
00:57:14,338 --> 00:57:15,439
No, no, it's just a coffin,

1298
00:57:15,472 --> 00:57:18,375
coffee table from
the thrift store.

1299
00:57:18,407 --> 00:57:21,578
Hey, how much was
it again we owed you?

1300
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:25,449
750 for this month
plus 750 for last month.

1301
00:57:25,481 --> 00:57:27,617
Right, we've been working
so hard earning all that money

1302
00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:29,886
that we're gonna give
it to you tomorrow.

1303
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,521
You will?

1304
00:57:30,554 --> 00:57:31,555
We will?

1305
00:57:31,588 --> 00:57:34,291
We will, yes, absolutely.

1306
00:57:34,324 --> 00:57:37,027
Okay, well then I'll be
by in the morning, then.

1307
00:57:37,059 --> 00:57:39,195
Oh, afternoon, actually,
which is slightly better for us.

1308
00:57:39,228 --> 00:57:41,364
- Evening, actually.
- Early evening?

1309
00:57:41,398 --> 00:57:44,168
- Watch the step, though.
- Cal, no, morning.

1310
00:57:47,371 --> 00:57:50,273
Great, and just how are
we gonna have 1500 bucks

1311
00:57:50,306 --> 00:57:51,407
by tomorrow afternoon?

1312
00:57:51,442 --> 00:57:53,409
I have no idea, but I
figured the immediate problem

1313
00:57:53,443 --> 00:57:54,277
was to get her out of here

1314
00:57:54,311 --> 00:57:56,280
because she kept
looking at the coffin.

1315
00:57:56,313 --> 00:57:58,115
Paying the rent is
tomorrow's problem.

1316
00:57:58,148 --> 00:57:59,283
Yeah, but what are we gonna,

1317
00:57:59,315 --> 00:58:01,284
oh, it's the leprosy money.

1318
00:58:01,318 --> 00:58:03,320
It's almost five grand now.

1319
00:58:03,353 --> 00:58:04,288
Terry, Terry, no.

1320
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,923
There is no safe way
to access that money.

1321
00:58:07,590 --> 00:58:09,259
Well, I don't
want to be homeless.

1322
00:58:09,293 --> 00:58:11,394
And I don't want to call
a five by eight cell home

1323
00:58:11,427 --> 00:58:13,163
for the next 10 years.

1324
00:58:13,195 --> 00:58:14,498
Well, what are
we gonna do then?

1325
00:58:14,530 --> 00:58:16,166
I don't know.

1326
00:58:21,038 --> 00:58:23,373
Hello Bruce, hello Bloom.

1327
00:58:23,407 --> 00:58:26,343
No, no, no.

1328
00:58:26,376 --> 00:58:27,611
Terry, they're just plants.

1329
00:58:27,643 --> 00:58:28,978
They're my plants.

1330
00:58:29,012 --> 00:58:30,314
Which you grew to sell.

1331
00:58:30,347 --> 00:58:31,348
That was before.

1332
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,516
We need the money.

1333
00:58:32,548 --> 00:58:34,050
Stop making it weird.

1334
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:35,085
It's not weird.

1335
00:58:35,117 --> 00:58:36,987
- Yes it is.
- No it's not.

1336
00:58:37,019 --> 00:58:38,956
It's a genuine
scientific condition.

1337
00:58:38,989 --> 00:58:40,624
There's a genuine term for it.

1338
00:58:40,657 --> 00:58:42,159
No there isn't, what is it?

1339
00:58:42,192 --> 00:58:43,260
Paraphilia.

1340
00:58:43,293 --> 00:58:43,927
Paraphilia?

1341
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,161
I never heard of paraphilia.

1342
00:58:45,195 --> 00:58:47,463
It sounds like necrophilia,
where some guy fucks a corpse.

1343
00:58:47,496 --> 00:58:48,665
Is that what you're
gonna do to the plants?

1344
00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:50,401
You're gonna fuck
the plants, Terry?

1345
00:58:50,434 --> 00:58:52,369
You're gonna upset them.

1346
00:58:52,402 --> 00:58:53,369
Fuck you.

1347
00:58:53,402 --> 00:58:54,605
Get a black bag.

1348
00:59:16,659 --> 00:59:18,295
So, what do you got for me?

1349
00:59:19,996 --> 00:59:21,264
Brought you something.

1350
00:59:21,297 --> 00:59:24,434
Stills from a surveillance
camera at the cemetery

1351
00:59:24,467 --> 00:59:26,469
where Charlie Chaplin's
body was stolen from.

1352
00:59:26,503 --> 00:59:29,405
Somebody stole
Charlie Chaplin's body?

1353
00:59:29,438 --> 00:59:30,540
It's all over the news.

1354
00:59:30,574 --> 00:59:32,409
I don't watch
the fucking news.

1355
00:59:32,442 --> 00:59:34,043
I know.

1356
00:59:34,077 --> 00:59:36,447
So why would I
care about this?

1357
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,150
The official
reward is $100,000.

1358
00:59:40,182 --> 00:59:42,385
The family, they're
willing to pay a lot more

1359
00:59:42,418 --> 00:59:43,586
if this is settled quickly.

1360
00:59:43,619 --> 00:59:45,088
Go on.

1361
00:59:45,722 --> 00:59:48,726
They added the still from the
surveillance camera footage.

1362
00:59:51,695 --> 00:59:52,630
What is that?

1363
00:59:52,663 --> 00:59:55,032
It's a moving van,
Lloyd's Moving Company.

1364
00:59:56,298 --> 00:59:58,168
Anybody else know about it?

1365
00:59:58,201 --> 01:00:00,204
No one.

1366
01:00:00,237 --> 01:00:01,072
Good.

1367
01:00:02,106 --> 01:00:06,176
So I figured that's gotta
be worth at least 10 grand.

1368
01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:10,047
10 fucking grand?

1369
01:00:10,079 --> 01:00:11,681
Are you out of
your fucking mind?

1370
01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:15,485
How'd you come to that figure?

1371
01:00:15,518 --> 01:00:18,788
10% of the minimum you're
gonna get out of this.

1372
01:00:18,822 --> 01:00:20,289
Fair enough.

1373
01:00:20,322 --> 01:00:22,225
I'll think about it.

1374
01:00:24,126 --> 01:00:27,297
More important, what
about the Brits?

1375
01:00:27,329 --> 01:00:28,798
I need something
more to go on.

1376
01:00:28,831 --> 01:00:29,665
Dude, find them, all right?

1377
01:00:29,699 --> 01:00:32,201
What the fuck are
we paying you for?

1378
01:00:32,235 --> 01:00:33,637
You don't.

1379
01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:35,306
Fuck off, fuck off.

1380
01:00:43,313 --> 01:00:44,548
No ma'am, we're not looking

1381
01:00:44,581 --> 01:00:46,383
for the ghost of
Charlie Chaplin.

1382
01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:47,751
We're looking for
the actual body.

1383
01:00:47,784 --> 01:00:50,320
Okay, thank you.

1384
01:00:50,353 --> 01:00:51,822
You've had how
many calls so far?

1385
01:00:51,855 --> 01:00:53,289
Over 17,000.

1386
01:00:53,322 --> 01:00:54,357
17,000?

1387
01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:56,259
Every whack job from here

1388
01:00:56,293 --> 01:00:58,528
to Williams, Arizona
has a theory.

1389
01:00:58,561 --> 01:01:00,663
That's what happens when
you put up 100 grand reward.

1390
01:01:00,697 --> 01:01:03,367
I had no idea there were
so many psychics out there.

1391
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,070
- And nothing.
- A whole nothing burger.

1392
01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:09,773
Vegas PD.

1393
01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:14,110
We're sure this
is the right place?

1394
01:01:14,143 --> 01:01:14,977
Positive.

1395
01:01:15,012 --> 01:01:17,714
And where did we
get this contact?

1396
01:01:17,746 --> 01:01:19,282
Facebook.

1397
01:01:19,315 --> 01:01:22,285
- Facebook?
- Yeah.

1398
01:01:22,318 --> 01:01:23,554
You set up a drug
deal on Facebook.

1399
01:01:23,586 --> 01:01:25,188
Yeah.

1400
01:01:25,222 --> 01:01:26,257
What could possibly go wrong?

1401
01:01:26,289 --> 01:01:30,427
I belong to a holistic
healing group on Facebook.

1402
01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:32,362
- Holistic healing?
- Yeah.

1403
01:01:32,394 --> 01:01:35,498
You, with crystals
and candles and shit.

1404
01:01:35,532 --> 01:01:36,633
Oh, fuck off.

1405
01:01:36,666 --> 01:01:40,436
With like, meditation and
yoga and eating properly,

1406
01:01:40,469 --> 01:01:41,605
that sort of shit.

1407
01:01:41,637 --> 01:01:43,206
And this is you,
you belong to this.

1408
01:01:43,239 --> 01:01:44,174
Why not?

1409
01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:45,776
Because you're an
antisocial, alcoholic,

1410
01:01:45,809 --> 01:01:47,544
violent sociopath, Terry.

1411
01:01:47,577 --> 01:01:48,712
That's why not.

1412
01:01:48,744 --> 01:01:51,514
If we all took a
more holistic approach

1413
01:01:51,547 --> 01:01:55,751
to our daily routines, we would
all live in greater harmony.

1414
01:01:55,784 --> 01:01:57,587
It's in the Tai Chi.

1415
01:01:57,621 --> 01:01:59,256
- In the Tai Chi?
- Yeah.

1416
01:01:59,289 --> 01:02:00,224
- You've read the Tai Chi?
- Uh huh.

1417
01:02:00,257 --> 01:02:02,126
And how'd you do that
when you can't read?

1418
01:02:02,159 --> 01:02:03,494
Was there pictures?

1419
01:02:08,431 --> 01:02:09,833
Hi Terry.

1420
01:02:09,865 --> 01:02:11,268
Nice to see you again.

1421
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,670
Namaste, Lakshmi.

1422
01:02:13,702 --> 01:02:14,538
Likewise.

1423
01:02:18,175 --> 01:02:19,276
Hello.

1424
01:02:19,309 --> 01:02:20,777
You must be Cal.

1425
01:02:20,809 --> 01:02:22,778
Cal, yes, that's me, even
though I thought we were gonna

1426
01:02:22,811 --> 01:02:24,681
use fake names.

1427
01:02:24,713 --> 01:02:26,650
Terry has told
us all about you.

1428
01:02:26,682 --> 01:02:27,518
Well, that's good.

1429
01:02:27,550 --> 01:02:28,585
Us, who's us?

1430
01:02:28,617 --> 01:02:29,219
In the group.

1431
01:02:29,251 --> 01:02:30,119
The group from Facebook,

1432
01:02:30,152 --> 01:02:32,455
where we write down
what kind of crime

1433
01:02:32,489 --> 01:02:34,525
we're about to commit, great.

1434
01:02:34,557 --> 01:02:36,360
Please, leave the
bags on the bar.

1435
01:02:37,494 --> 01:02:39,363
I assume it holds
the wondrous bounty

1436
01:02:39,396 --> 01:02:41,398
that Terry has told us about.

1437
01:02:41,431 --> 01:02:43,432
We took the liberty
of giving you a sample

1438
01:02:43,465 --> 01:02:44,634
from our last batch.

1439
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:46,936
Don't fucking move or I'll
blow your fucking head off.

1440
01:02:46,969 --> 01:02:50,473
Hey, hey, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?

1441
01:02:50,507 --> 01:02:52,409
I don't know him, so I
brought a little friend of mine.

1442
01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:53,911
But we're friends.

1443
01:02:55,445 --> 01:02:56,480
On Facebook.

1444
01:02:59,382 --> 01:03:01,518
Oh, he's serious?

1445
01:03:01,550 --> 01:03:02,418
Yeah.

1446
01:03:02,452 --> 01:03:04,588
Was he dropped on
his head as a kid?

1447
01:03:04,621 --> 01:03:06,190
He probably should have been.

1448
01:03:06,222 --> 01:03:09,460
Oh, both of you strip.

1449
01:03:13,663 --> 01:03:14,731
I said strip.

1450
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,335
Now.

1451
01:03:20,469 --> 01:03:21,337
And make it sexy.

1452
01:03:24,407 --> 01:03:25,442
Dance for me.

1453
01:03:40,824 --> 01:03:41,659
Shake it.

1454
01:03:50,532 --> 01:03:52,368
Oh, this is awkward.

1455
01:03:54,271 --> 01:03:55,973
They're a gift from our mom.

1456
01:03:57,507 --> 01:03:58,608
So are mine.

1457
01:03:59,775 --> 01:04:00,810
I know that, Terry.

1458
01:04:14,423 --> 01:04:16,793
All right, no wires.

1459
01:04:16,826 --> 01:04:18,494
Let's get down to business.

1460
01:04:21,398 --> 01:04:23,900
Oh, so you're not
trying to rip us off?

1461
01:04:23,932 --> 01:04:26,436
Do I look like a
fucking criminal to you?

1462
01:04:26,469 --> 01:04:28,572
No, no, I wouldn't say that.

1463
01:04:30,539 --> 01:04:31,375
Good.

1464
01:04:33,943 --> 01:04:35,646
And good kush,
just like you said?

1465
01:04:36,278 --> 01:04:38,548
I told you, it's good shit.

1466
01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:43,019
It is.

1467
01:04:45,554 --> 01:04:48,424
Not worth what you're
asking for it, though.

1468
01:04:49,291 --> 01:04:52,028
I'm the one that does the
deals between me and my brother.

1469
01:04:52,061 --> 01:04:53,362
And I hear it.

1470
01:04:53,396 --> 01:04:54,564
So if it's such good shit,

1471
01:04:54,597 --> 01:04:56,600
how come it's not worth the
six grand we're asking for?

1472
01:04:56,632 --> 01:04:58,467
Hey, you told me five.

1473
01:04:58,501 --> 01:04:59,803
Not now, Terry.

1474
01:04:59,835 --> 01:05:03,639
Market's saturated,
and besides, that

1475
01:05:03,672 --> 01:05:07,343
cutting, weighing,
packaging and reselling.

1476
01:05:07,376 --> 01:05:10,413
Why should I do all the work
and not get paid for it?

1477
01:05:10,447 --> 01:05:12,516
And besides, you're
obviously desperate.

1478
01:05:12,548 --> 01:05:14,951
And what makes you think
that we're desperate?

1479
01:05:17,387 --> 01:05:18,155
Terry.

1480
01:05:18,188 --> 01:05:19,222
He also posted
on Facebook group

1481
01:05:19,255 --> 01:05:22,425
that he needed to offload
some pot, desperately.

1482
01:05:26,429 --> 01:05:27,865
You didn't, did you?

1483
01:05:34,771 --> 01:05:35,706
Five grand.

1484
01:05:35,739 --> 01:05:37,708
It's take it or leave it, then.

1485
01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:38,608
Fine.

1486
01:05:38,641 --> 01:05:41,477
- No, wait.
- I thought we had a deal.

1487
01:05:41,510 --> 01:05:44,748
We do, but not
for six or five.

1488
01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:45,715
How much?

1489
01:05:45,748 --> 01:05:46,549
Three.

1490
01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:47,416
- Deal.
- No way.

1491
01:05:47,449 --> 01:05:49,552
Terry.

1492
01:05:49,585 --> 01:05:51,587
I like you, Terry.

1493
01:05:51,621 --> 01:05:56,427
You have a gentle soul,
the aura of a Leo.

1494
01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,630
I like you, too.

1495
01:06:00,262 --> 01:06:03,567
I reckon that if you
and I met in another life,

1496
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:04,802
we'd be lovers.

1497
01:06:05,768 --> 01:06:06,602
Fuck me.

1498
01:06:07,637 --> 01:06:08,472
No, thanks.

1499
01:06:12,007 --> 01:06:12,842
Three grand.

1500
01:06:17,579 --> 01:06:18,414
Keep the ones.

1501
01:06:25,487 --> 01:06:26,623
Stop, just stop.

1502
01:06:44,173 --> 01:06:46,543
Hey, look at me.

1503
01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:49,146
Look at me.

1504
01:06:50,813 --> 01:06:53,850
So you are absolutely,
positively sure

1505
01:06:54,751 --> 01:06:59,523
that you have no idea why
your van was in the cemetery

1506
01:06:59,556 --> 01:07:01,191
the night that body
got stolen, huh?

1507
01:07:01,224 --> 01:07:02,059
I told you.

1508
01:07:04,561 --> 01:07:05,396
I have no idea.

1509
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:11,434
Look, this van had a
wrong odometer reading

1510
01:07:11,467 --> 01:07:12,536
the next morning.

1511
01:07:13,503 --> 01:07:15,138
There was mud in the van.

1512
01:07:15,170 --> 01:07:16,439
Okay, that's all I know.

1513
01:07:20,009 --> 01:07:20,844
I believe you.

1514
01:07:25,949 --> 01:07:26,784
You do?

1515
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:28,751
I do.

1516
01:07:39,528 --> 01:07:40,831
Let me go, then.

1517
01:07:42,030 --> 01:07:43,599
That I cannot do.

1518
01:07:45,201 --> 01:07:47,170
But you said you believe me.

1519
01:07:47,202 --> 01:07:48,704
Yes, I do believe you,

1520
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,476
but there are two things.

1521
01:07:53,510 --> 01:07:56,580
One, I have to make
sure I'm not wrong,

1522
01:07:57,579 --> 01:08:02,619
and two, you've seen my face.

1523
01:08:08,757 --> 01:08:10,660
These fucking things.

1524
01:08:11,994 --> 01:08:14,697
Motherfucker, come on, baby.

1525
01:08:22,872 --> 01:08:26,243
I'm not wrong, I'm not
wrong, and I won't talk.

1526
01:08:26,275 --> 01:08:28,010
I swear I won't.

1527
01:08:28,043 --> 01:08:29,813
I'm telling you
it's the coffin.

1528
01:08:29,845 --> 01:08:31,881
I thought you said
it was a coffee table.

1529
01:08:31,914 --> 01:08:34,251
No, that's what
they're using it for.

1530
01:08:34,283 --> 01:08:35,184
And they're not goths?

1531
01:08:35,217 --> 01:08:36,185
Goths?

1532
01:08:36,219 --> 01:08:37,253
Yes, goths.

1533
01:08:37,287 --> 01:08:39,990
- You mean like Germans?
- Germans?

1534
01:08:40,023 --> 01:08:41,557
Like Visigoths.

1535
01:08:41,591 --> 01:08:43,627
No, goths, like Nic Cage.

1536
01:08:43,659 --> 01:08:45,528
They're English, not German.

1537
01:08:45,561 --> 01:08:46,863
There's English goths.

1538
01:08:46,895 --> 01:08:48,664
Can we just get
back to the coffin?

1539
01:08:48,698 --> 01:08:49,798
By all means.

1540
01:08:49,832 --> 01:08:51,935
What if Charlie,

1541
01:08:56,238 --> 01:09:00,543
the missing dead silent
comedian is in that apartment?

1542
01:09:00,577 --> 01:09:02,279
Then we call the hotline
and collect the reward.

1543
01:09:02,311 --> 01:09:04,680
First we take
possession of the coffin

1544
01:09:04,713 --> 01:09:06,917
to be able to collect
the fucking reward.

1545
01:09:06,949 --> 01:09:07,850
Then we break in.

1546
01:09:07,884 --> 01:09:09,286
I have a pry bar.

1547
01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:11,888
I have a key, I own the place.

1548
01:09:11,921 --> 01:09:13,090
Even better.

1549
01:09:15,257 --> 01:09:16,292
So with
everyone plotting

1550
01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:19,229
to steal the precious
cargo or kill them for it,

1551
01:09:19,261 --> 01:09:21,831
the boys hit upon
an ingenious idea.

1552
01:09:21,863 --> 01:09:23,832
Simply take the body
back and rebury it

1553
01:09:23,865 --> 01:09:26,802
and pretend it never happened.

1554
01:09:26,836 --> 01:09:28,305
And like the true
geniuses they really are,

1555
01:09:28,337 --> 01:09:31,307
they decided to retrace
some dangerous steps,

1556
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:32,910
because they are morons.

1557
01:09:41,650 --> 01:09:42,751
Terry.

1558
01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:43,819
What?

1559
01:09:43,853 --> 01:09:44,954
The door's unlocked.

1560
01:09:46,989 --> 01:09:47,890
Shut up.

1561
01:09:52,295 --> 01:09:54,764
What the fuck?

1562
01:09:54,796 --> 01:09:55,665
Whoa.

1563
01:10:03,105 --> 01:10:05,608
That is messed up.

1564
01:10:08,277 --> 01:10:09,346
He's got no ears.

1565
01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:13,115
Do you think he's a leper?

1566
01:10:13,149 --> 01:10:18,155
That
was in poor taste.

1567
01:10:18,387 --> 01:10:19,189
Yeah, but it's funny.

1568
01:10:19,221 --> 01:10:21,625
It was funny, but
we need to start

1569
01:10:21,658 --> 01:10:23,126
being a bit more
respectful, you know?

1570
01:10:23,158 --> 01:10:24,159
Why, we didn't do this.

1571
01:10:24,194 --> 01:10:26,396
No, but we've done
other stuff in poor taste.

1572
01:10:26,429 --> 01:10:28,898
What, like defiling a grave?

1573
01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:31,134
Didn't defile a grave,
we desecrated a grave.

1574
01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:32,068
What's the difference?

1575
01:10:32,101 --> 01:10:35,204
Well, defile is a
bit more, you know.

1576
01:10:36,405 --> 01:10:37,239
Like intimate.

1577
01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:40,242
You defile that waitress yet?

1578
01:10:40,275 --> 01:10:44,213
Oh, no, and stop.

1579
01:10:44,247 --> 01:10:45,649
You know they fired her.

1580
01:10:48,117 --> 01:10:49,619
All right, we gotta focus.

1581
01:10:50,319 --> 01:10:52,154
I wonder what idiot did this.

1582
01:10:52,188 --> 01:10:53,823
Don't know, don't care.

1583
01:10:53,855 --> 01:10:54,724
They're not here now.

1584
01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:56,058
Let's just get on with it.

1585
01:10:56,091 --> 01:10:57,826
Yeah, all right.

1586
01:10:57,859 --> 01:10:58,694
Hold on.

1587
01:11:00,162 --> 01:11:02,731
You don't think this has
anything to do with us, do you?

1588
01:11:02,765 --> 01:11:04,034
No, why would it be?

1589
01:11:04,833 --> 01:11:06,769
You don't think it's
a bit of a coincidence?

1590
01:11:06,802 --> 01:11:07,970
Not really.

1591
01:11:08,003 --> 01:11:09,271
Terry, are you serious?

1592
01:11:09,305 --> 01:11:10,707
We took his van to steal

1593
01:11:10,739 --> 01:11:12,274
the most famous person
in the world's body

1594
01:11:12,307 --> 01:11:15,310
and then 24 hours later

1595
01:11:15,344 --> 01:11:17,980
after the world's gone
crazy with this news

1596
01:11:18,014 --> 01:11:19,682
and we've turned into the
biggest Easter egg hunt

1597
01:11:19,716 --> 01:11:22,819
in the world, he winds
up dead and tortured.

1598
01:11:22,851 --> 01:11:24,354
You don't think
it's coincidental?

1599
01:11:25,387 --> 01:11:28,024
Nah, very violent city.

1600
01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:30,126
- Well, that's true.
- Violent country.

1601
01:11:30,158 --> 01:11:32,228
I can see that
Terry, but still.

1602
01:11:32,261 --> 01:11:34,164
This wouldn't ever
happen in the rainforest.

1603
01:11:34,197 --> 01:11:36,699
Well, what?

1604
01:11:36,733 --> 01:11:38,335
It's very peaceful there.

1605
01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:41,904
I was thinking of going
on a yoga retreat.

1606
01:11:43,338 --> 01:11:46,009
- I'm leaving.
- No, don't be stupid.

1607
01:11:46,042 --> 01:11:47,043
What?

1608
01:11:47,076 --> 01:11:48,278
We still need the keys.

1609
01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:51,113
Now don't be a Jessie,
just go and get them.

1610
01:11:51,146 --> 01:11:52,716
I'm not putting my
hand in his pocket.

1611
01:11:52,748 --> 01:11:54,250
Oh, you sissy.

1612
01:11:54,283 --> 01:11:55,252
Oh my God.

1613
01:11:59,255 --> 01:12:01,257
It's okay mate, I'm
just borrowing it.

1614
01:12:02,057 --> 01:12:04,961
I forgot, he can't
hear me, can he?

1615
01:12:04,993 --> 01:12:08,363
That, that was in poor taste.

1616
01:12:08,396 --> 01:12:09,364
Funny though.

1617
01:12:09,398 --> 01:12:12,868
It was funny, but that
doesn't make it okay.

1618
01:12:23,912 --> 01:12:25,380
It's gone!

1619
01:12:25,413 --> 01:12:27,082
What do you mean, it's gone?

1620
01:12:27,115 --> 01:12:28,251
Gone where?

1621
01:12:28,283 --> 01:12:29,952
Well how the hell
do I know where?

1622
01:12:29,985 --> 01:12:32,154
It's just gone.

1623
01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:36,492
Those bastards must have
turned it in for my reward.

1624
01:12:38,094 --> 01:12:41,297
- Their reward?
- What?

1625
01:12:41,329 --> 01:12:42,465
They had it first,

1626
01:12:42,497 --> 01:12:44,934
then surely it's their reward.

1627
01:12:46,168 --> 01:12:48,872
If they stole it
in the first place,

1628
01:12:48,904 --> 01:12:52,007
they don't deserve
the fucking reward.

1629
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,744
Surely they
deserve it the most.

1630
01:12:55,177 --> 01:12:57,213
Just shut up.

1631
01:13:05,921 --> 01:13:07,890
It's about
Charlie Chaplin.

1632
01:13:07,923 --> 01:13:09,359
What about it?

1633
01:13:09,391 --> 01:13:11,360
It's a terrible
thing they did.

1634
01:13:11,394 --> 01:13:12,395
Yes it is.

1635
01:13:12,427 --> 01:13:13,528
Listen, I'm awfully busy.

1636
01:13:13,563 --> 01:13:15,398
If you know something, there's
a hotline you can call.

1637
01:13:15,430 --> 01:13:16,365
I know who did it.

1638
01:13:16,399 --> 01:13:17,901
You do?

1639
01:13:17,934 --> 01:13:20,970
- No, you don't.
- Of course I do.

1640
01:13:21,002 --> 01:13:21,636
Like I said.

1641
01:13:21,671 --> 01:13:23,539
They were from Liverpool.

1642
01:13:23,573 --> 01:13:25,008
Liverpool, England?

1643
01:13:25,041 --> 01:13:27,243
They sounded like
the Beatles to me.

1644
01:13:27,275 --> 01:13:29,179
They don't play
tennis in Liverpool.

1645
01:13:29,212 --> 01:13:30,346
I'm sure they do.

1646
01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:31,347
No, it's Wembley.

1647
01:13:33,515 --> 01:13:34,116
Wimbledon?

1648
01:13:34,149 --> 01:13:36,251
No, definitely Wembley.

1649
01:13:36,284 --> 01:13:37,820
Well, like I said.

1650
01:13:37,854 --> 01:13:38,521
There's a hotline you can call.

1651
01:13:38,554 --> 01:13:40,157
I'm a little busy right now.

1652
01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,394
We could certainly
use the money.

1653
01:13:51,199 --> 01:13:53,302
What are we gonna do now?

1654
01:13:53,336 --> 01:13:54,904
Fucked if I know.

1655
01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,305
We could just dump it.

1656
01:13:56,338 --> 01:13:57,907
No, that wouldn't be right.

1657
01:13:57,939 --> 01:13:59,074
Why?

1658
01:13:59,108 --> 01:14:00,844
Well, because it would be
sacrilegious or something.

1659
01:14:00,877 --> 01:14:02,412
And digging him up wasn't?

1660
01:14:02,444 --> 01:14:06,048
Well yeah, but two wrongs
don't make a right, Terry.

1661
01:14:06,082 --> 01:14:07,150
Well then?

1662
01:14:07,182 --> 01:14:08,417
The whole point of trying
to bring him back here

1663
01:14:08,451 --> 01:14:10,019
was to diffuse the situation,

1664
01:14:10,051 --> 01:14:12,087
you know, to calm
everybody down.

1665
01:14:12,121 --> 01:14:13,389
If we just ditch him
on a street corner

1666
01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:15,224
like some random snot rag,

1667
01:14:15,257 --> 01:14:17,394
everybody's gonna be
demanding our blood again.

1668
01:14:18,927 --> 01:14:20,529
We need another plan.

1669
01:14:20,563 --> 01:14:21,398
Like what?

1670
01:14:23,231 --> 01:14:24,600
We could take him
back to the apartment.

1671
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:25,935
I need a drink.

1672
01:14:32,541 --> 01:14:35,979
Terry, it's a one-time big
effort for a massive payday.

1673
01:14:36,011 --> 01:14:40,349
Wait, I swear I heard
them words somewhere before.

1674
01:14:40,382 --> 01:14:41,617
- Just keep moving.
- I am.

1675
01:14:42,585 --> 01:14:44,988
Here we go, here we go, yeah.

1676
01:14:49,492 --> 01:14:51,394
- Oh bugger.
- What?

1677
01:14:51,426 --> 01:14:53,395
I forgot the keys.

1678
01:14:53,429 --> 01:14:54,329
Again?

1679
01:14:54,363 --> 01:14:55,365
You forgot them last time.

1680
01:14:55,398 --> 01:14:57,432
Come on, we'll just ram it.

1681
01:14:57,466 --> 01:14:58,902
All right, let's go.

1682
01:15:00,302 --> 01:15:02,372
Oh, it's open, that was
a bit of luck, wasn't it?

1683
01:15:02,404 --> 01:15:03,639
That's handy.

1684
01:15:06,242 --> 01:15:07,577
Police!

1685
01:15:21,023 --> 01:15:23,293
Call an
ambulance and forensics.

1686
01:15:23,326 --> 01:15:24,360
Yes, ma'am.

1687
01:15:28,663 --> 01:15:30,300
This is Detective Bennet.

1688
01:15:30,332 --> 01:15:33,435
I need an ambulance
at 2310 Sunset Road.

1689
01:15:33,469 --> 01:15:34,304
Hey Bennet.

1690
01:15:35,171 --> 01:15:37,606
Get me the footage
from this CCTV camera.

1691
01:15:39,207 --> 01:15:42,277
Oh ho ho, see you later, bro.

1692
01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:43,412
Where are you going?

1693
01:15:43,445 --> 01:15:44,346
I have a date.

1694
01:15:44,380 --> 01:15:45,280
Don't wait up.

1695
01:15:45,314 --> 01:15:46,316
What about him?

1696
01:15:46,349 --> 01:15:47,583
Well, he's asleep already.

1697
01:15:47,615 --> 01:15:49,685
That's not what I meant.

1698
01:15:49,719 --> 01:15:51,386
He's not going
anywhere, is he?

1699
01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:53,088
Look, I'll deal with
it when I get home.

1700
01:15:53,122 --> 01:15:54,257
We will, you mean.

1701
01:15:54,289 --> 01:15:55,158
What?

1702
01:15:55,190 --> 01:15:57,193
Well, it's always
the same with you.

1703
01:15:57,225 --> 01:16:00,063
It's always I 'til
you want something.

1704
01:16:02,631 --> 01:16:05,268
We have to figure something out.

1705
01:16:05,301 --> 01:16:07,303
We will, brother.

1706
01:16:07,336 --> 01:16:09,271
Okay, just give me a few hours
just to be a human being.

1707
01:16:09,305 --> 01:16:12,008
I just need a little
stress relief.

1708
01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:14,277
That's what the kids are
calling it nowadays, are they?

1709
01:16:14,310 --> 01:16:16,212
For God's sake, bear in mind

1710
01:16:16,244 --> 01:16:17,713
my only source of stress is you.

1711
01:16:17,747 --> 01:16:21,184
I love you, but it's you,
so just give me a few hours

1712
01:16:21,216 --> 01:16:22,184
to be a human being,
and you know what?

1713
01:16:22,217 --> 01:16:25,188
Meditate, do yoga, do
whatever it is you do

1714
01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:26,355
to relieve yourself of stress,

1715
01:16:26,389 --> 01:16:27,556
and then we'll figure him out.

1716
01:16:27,590 --> 01:16:29,391
But pay the rent.

1717
01:16:29,425 --> 01:16:30,460
She's coming.

1718
01:16:32,395 --> 01:16:33,496
All right, well it's there.

1719
01:16:33,529 --> 01:16:34,664
Try not to sleep with her.

1720
01:16:34,697 --> 01:16:35,532
Be good.

1721
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,682
This better be good.

1722
01:16:52,715 --> 01:16:54,484
I could have gotten laid.

1723
01:16:54,516 --> 01:16:55,385
- It is.
- Good.

1724
01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:57,353
What do you got?

1725
01:16:57,386 --> 01:17:00,423
That moving van,
the one from Lloyd's?

1726
01:17:00,456 --> 01:17:01,289
Yeah, what about it?

1727
01:17:01,323 --> 01:17:03,291
Did you have to
burn his ears off?

1728
01:17:03,324 --> 01:17:05,260
Hey, I had to be sure.

1729
01:17:05,293 --> 01:17:06,162
Both of them?

1730
01:17:06,194 --> 01:17:08,363
It took both ears
for me to be sure.

1731
01:17:08,396 --> 01:17:10,298
Poor son of a bitch.

1732
01:17:10,332 --> 01:17:11,801
Turned out he didn't
know anything.

1733
01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,068
Doesn't now.

1734
01:17:13,101 --> 01:17:14,503
Well, that's a given.

1735
01:17:15,604 --> 01:17:18,074
So what about this van?

1736
01:17:18,106 --> 01:17:21,577
CCTV footage, two
blocks from the cemetery.

1737
01:17:22,778 --> 01:17:24,447
- Got a clear shot.
- Great.

1738
01:17:25,113 --> 01:17:27,016
Passenger's face.

1739
01:17:28,551 --> 01:17:30,253
Creepy looking motherfucker.

1740
01:17:32,154 --> 01:17:35,058
Hmm, you got an ID on this guy?

1741
01:17:35,091 --> 01:17:36,826
Sure do, he's
a convicted felon

1742
01:17:36,859 --> 01:17:39,462
by the name of Terry Deacon.

1743
01:17:39,494 --> 01:17:41,430
D, Terry D, Terry D.

1744
01:17:42,530 --> 01:17:43,632
You know him?

1745
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,301
No, I don't think so.

1746
01:17:45,333 --> 01:17:47,103
You got an address, right?

1747
01:17:47,136 --> 01:17:49,238
- You're gonna love this.
- What?

1748
01:17:49,270 --> 01:17:50,505
He's got a brother.

1749
01:17:50,538 --> 01:17:53,076
So what, I got
a fucking brother.

1750
01:17:53,109 --> 01:17:54,310
British brother.

1751
01:17:54,342 --> 01:17:57,380
Are you fucking kidding me?

1752
01:17:57,412 --> 01:17:58,713
These are the two Brits?

1753
01:17:58,747 --> 01:17:59,582
This guy's?

1754
01:18:01,283 --> 01:18:02,852
So this address.

1755
01:18:02,885 --> 01:18:05,755
Hey, you want to
make some real money?

1756
01:18:05,787 --> 01:18:07,322
Of course I do.

1757
01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:09,257
You've gotta get rid
of Hynkel, all right?

1758
01:18:09,291 --> 01:18:10,293
We gotta get rid of him.

1759
01:18:10,326 --> 01:18:12,427
Whoa, I'm not
condoning murder.

1760
01:18:12,461 --> 01:18:13,396
I'm not saying murder.

1761
01:18:13,429 --> 01:18:16,099
Look, you're a cop,
he's a scumbag criminal.

1762
01:18:16,131 --> 01:18:19,134
You figure out a way to set
him up, we get him put away.

1763
01:18:21,804 --> 01:18:23,739
I got just the thing.

1764
01:18:23,771 --> 01:18:24,606
What?

1765
01:18:25,573 --> 01:18:26,408
Bait.

1766
01:18:32,881 --> 01:18:34,750
Terry, come on, I
know you're in there.

1767
01:18:34,783 --> 01:18:36,552
I saw Cal in the
parking lot and he said,

1768
01:18:36,585 --> 01:18:38,287
- Stapleton.
- Terry.

1769
01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:39,421
How's it going?

1770
01:18:39,454 --> 01:18:40,389
Good, you have my rent?

1771
01:18:40,421 --> 01:18:42,591
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1772
01:18:43,591 --> 01:18:45,594
Are you going out tonight?

1773
01:18:45,627 --> 01:18:47,429
No, no, no.

1774
01:18:47,462 --> 01:18:48,163
Aren't you gonna invite me in?

1775
01:18:48,197 --> 01:18:49,699
The place is a
mess, all right?

1776
01:18:49,731 --> 01:18:51,399
Come on Terry, come
on, we can have a drink.

1777
01:18:51,432 --> 01:18:53,469
Maybe next month, all right?

1778
01:18:53,502 --> 01:18:56,306
- All right Terry, thank you.
- Okay.

1779
01:19:02,344 --> 01:19:04,480
You're late, pilgrim.

1780
01:19:05,148 --> 01:19:06,916
I don't have a watch, sorry.

1781
01:19:06,948 --> 01:19:08,884
That doesn't mean
you're not late.

1782
01:19:08,917 --> 01:19:11,520
Yeah, okay, I'm late.

1783
01:19:12,488 --> 01:19:13,523
Also, I don't have it.

1784
01:19:13,555 --> 01:19:17,759
Wow, I do have more
than one bowling ball bag.

1785
01:19:17,792 --> 01:19:19,528
Yet, I don't have it yet.

1786
01:19:19,561 --> 01:19:20,395
I should have said that.

1787
01:19:20,430 --> 01:19:23,466
You are playing
with fire, mister.

1788
01:19:23,498 --> 01:19:26,202
I thought Brits
paid their debts.

1789
01:19:26,234 --> 01:19:27,603
We do, we do, we really do.

1790
01:19:28,270 --> 01:19:30,672
What would Mr. Churchill say?

1791
01:19:31,372 --> 01:19:33,509
Well not very much, he's dead.

1792
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:35,778
Something your brother
will have in common

1793
01:19:35,810 --> 01:19:39,581
with Mr. Churchill if you
don't stop your talking

1794
01:19:39,614 --> 01:19:40,483
and start doing something.

1795
01:19:40,515 --> 01:19:42,817
Okay, look, it's
coming, it's coming.

1796
01:19:42,850 --> 01:19:43,551
Really?

1797
01:19:43,585 --> 01:19:45,354
I would hardly
come to meet you

1798
01:19:45,386 --> 01:19:46,922
if I was just gonna skip town.

1799
01:19:48,224 --> 01:19:50,293
24 hours.

1800
01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:51,493
All right, that's tight.

1801
01:19:51,527 --> 01:19:55,198
So is the noose around
your neck, pilgrim.

1802
01:20:06,408 --> 01:20:07,777
Let's see what we've got.

1803
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:13,215
Well hello again.

1804
01:20:13,248 --> 01:20:14,349
You know him?

1805
01:20:14,382 --> 01:20:15,318
I believe I do.

1806
01:20:15,350 --> 01:20:16,752
Let's see what else we have.

1807
01:20:18,587 --> 01:20:19,722
I recognize that car.

1808
01:20:24,426 --> 01:20:27,764
Whoa, good evening, Father.

1809
01:20:33,301 --> 01:20:34,336
You know them too?

1810
01:20:34,369 --> 01:20:36,706
I do believe Christmas,
Easter and Thanksgiving

1811
01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:38,440
came all on the
same day this year.

1812
01:20:38,474 --> 01:20:40,409
Those are our Chaplain
boys and lepers,

1813
01:20:40,442 --> 01:20:42,444
which means we know
exactly where they are.

1814
01:20:42,478 --> 01:20:43,445
And where's that?

1815
01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:00,329
No, thank you.

1816
01:21:00,362 --> 01:21:01,430
What's your name?

1817
01:21:01,462 --> 01:21:02,364
Janice.

1818
01:21:02,398 --> 01:21:03,798
Hello, Janice.

1819
01:21:03,832 --> 01:21:06,435
Is Helen back there or anything?

1820
01:21:06,467 --> 01:21:07,869
- No.
- Is she coming in today?

1821
01:21:07,903 --> 01:21:08,804
No.

1822
01:21:08,837 --> 01:21:10,773
Do you know when
she's coming in again?

1823
01:21:10,805 --> 01:21:12,407
No.

1824
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:13,275
Oh.

1825
01:21:14,643 --> 01:21:16,346
You wanna hear the specials?

1826
01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:18,914
No.

1827
01:21:19,748 --> 01:21:22,717
Hey, do you happen
to know two customers

1828
01:21:22,751 --> 01:21:25,421
with British accents
that come here a lot?

1829
01:21:25,453 --> 01:21:26,322
Does that ring a bell?

1830
01:21:26,354 --> 01:21:27,455
- No.
- You sure?

1831
01:21:27,488 --> 01:21:28,523
Yeah.

1832
01:21:30,458 --> 01:21:31,426
Thank you, Janice.

1833
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:33,563
You've been very helpful.

1834
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:53,483
You got something?

1835
01:21:54,317 --> 01:21:58,787
Yeah, contact with
the British brothers.

1836
01:22:00,488 --> 01:22:02,024
Bring them to me.

1837
01:22:08,663 --> 01:22:09,731
The
silent movie star

1838
01:22:09,765 --> 01:22:13,069
was rumored to be buried
with many personal effects,

1839
01:22:13,101 --> 01:22:17,340
including his 1972
honorary gold-plated Oscar,

1840
01:22:17,372 --> 01:22:21,576
which he received for a lifetime
of dedication to the arts.

1841
01:22:22,243 --> 01:22:25,014
The body's whereabouts
are still unknown.

1842
01:23:00,082 --> 01:23:01,517
Like, he's cute
and everything,

1843
01:23:01,550 --> 01:23:05,154
but I've got myself to
think about, you know?

1844
01:23:05,186 --> 01:23:06,087
I know.

1845
01:23:06,122 --> 01:23:08,391
Like, he'd sell me
out in a heartbeat.

1846
01:23:08,423 --> 01:23:09,192
Probably.

1847
01:23:09,225 --> 01:23:10,493
Probably lie
his ass off to me.

1848
01:23:10,525 --> 01:23:13,429
He just wants to get laid.

1849
01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:18,900
Oh, no more for me.

1850
01:23:20,101 --> 01:23:25,507
Actually, that's for
me, but I'd gladly buy you one.

1851
01:23:25,707 --> 01:23:29,110
Oh my God, you're
Wayne Newton.

1852
01:23:29,144 --> 01:23:31,146
Last time I checked.

1853
01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:33,048
You drink here?

1854
01:23:34,983 --> 01:23:37,485
Let's keep that our secret.

1855
01:23:37,519 --> 01:23:38,521
Of course.

1856
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,423
Wow, I'm such a fan.

1857
01:23:42,591 --> 01:23:43,559
Well, thank you.

1858
01:23:43,591 --> 01:23:45,161
This is so unreal.

1859
01:23:46,094 --> 01:23:46,929
Cheers.

1860
01:23:48,963 --> 01:23:50,899
Can I ask you something?

1861
01:23:50,932 --> 01:23:52,467
Sure, anything.

1862
01:23:52,501 --> 01:23:54,069
Do you know Cal?

1863
01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:58,474
Cal, you mean British Cal?

1864
01:23:58,506 --> 01:23:59,474
Yeah, British Cal.

1865
01:23:59,507 --> 01:24:01,443
- Yes I do.
- Why?

1866
01:24:01,476 --> 01:24:02,644
Did he con you out of money?

1867
01:24:02,677 --> 01:24:04,447
Oh my God, no, no.

1868
01:24:04,479 --> 01:24:08,650
He's a small fish in a big pond.

1869
01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:13,588
There's something
called fish love.

1870
01:24:14,890 --> 01:24:16,926
Oh shit.

1871
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:18,092
What?

1872
01:24:18,126 --> 01:24:19,628
You really do know him.

1873
01:24:19,661 --> 01:24:21,230
Yes, I really do.

1874
01:24:21,262 --> 01:24:24,199
- Oh no.
- What?

1875
01:24:24,233 --> 01:24:25,801
I messed up.

1876
01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:27,802
Well, he's not a bad guy.

1877
01:24:27,836 --> 01:24:29,572
What should I do?

1878
01:24:31,206 --> 01:24:33,443
Go make it right.

1879
01:24:40,282 --> 01:24:41,117
Thank you.

1880
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:58,835
Hey.

1881
01:24:59,702 --> 01:25:01,537
There's something
I have to tell you.

1882
01:25:01,569 --> 01:25:02,604
Is it how handsome I am?

1883
01:25:02,637 --> 01:25:04,273
Shut up, I'm serious.

1884
01:25:04,305 --> 01:25:06,475
I was being serious too.

1885
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,277
There's a guy at the diner

1886
01:25:08,310 --> 01:25:10,279
looking for you
and your brother.

1887
01:25:10,311 --> 01:25:13,815
I took his money to rat you
out, but I couldn't do it.

1888
01:25:14,882 --> 01:25:15,850
I'm sorry.

1889
01:25:15,884 --> 01:25:17,953
That's okay, I think
I can guess who he is.

1890
01:25:17,985 --> 01:25:19,555
You're not mad?

1891
01:25:19,587 --> 01:25:21,657
No, no, no.

1892
01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:23,658
It's not your fault, you
didn't borrow the money.

1893
01:25:23,692 --> 01:25:26,194
Don't read into this
more than you should.

1894
01:25:26,228 --> 01:25:27,229
I won't.

1895
01:25:27,261 --> 01:25:28,898
I shouldn't have lied.

1896
01:25:28,930 --> 01:25:31,199
Well, in the spirit
of sharing things,

1897
01:25:31,233 --> 01:25:34,570
I guess I should
tell you something.

1898
01:25:34,603 --> 01:25:35,238
Oh?

1899
01:25:36,171 --> 01:25:39,007
Me and Terry have a dead
body hidden at the apartment.

1900
01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:40,074
Whose?

1901
01:25:40,108 --> 01:25:41,644
It's a really long story.

1902
01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:45,179
Well, as long as it's
not Charlie Chaplin.

1903
01:25:45,212 --> 01:25:47,782
Yeah, as long as it's not him.

1904
01:25:49,885 --> 01:25:51,186
Holy shit.

1905
01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:55,291
Fucking pig, I told you
not to fucking touch me.

1906
01:25:59,595 --> 01:26:01,197
What the hell's going on here?

1907
01:26:02,597 --> 01:26:04,632
She's drunk, ran a red light,

1908
01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,135
has a trunk full of marijuana,

1909
01:26:06,167 --> 01:26:08,570
no driver's license,
no insurance

1910
01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:10,072
and the vehicle
registration shows the car

1911
01:26:10,104 --> 01:26:11,773
is actually owned by you.

1912
01:26:12,707 --> 01:26:13,675
Police brutality!

1913
01:26:14,842 --> 01:26:16,211
Thanks, I'll
take it from here.

1914
01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:18,313
I can't do that.

1915
01:26:18,346 --> 01:26:19,782
Sure you can.

1916
01:26:19,814 --> 01:26:20,615
Nope.

1917
01:26:20,649 --> 01:26:22,084
Don't be such a dick.

1918
01:26:22,117 --> 01:26:23,786
It was a one time
thing, I was drunk.

1919
01:26:23,819 --> 01:26:25,788
And you never returned
one of my phone calls.

1920
01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:26,956
That hurt.

1921
01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:29,324
I'm not even drunk, I only
had three bottles of wine.

1922
01:26:30,826 --> 01:26:31,793
Really, you want
to do this now?

1923
01:26:31,827 --> 01:26:34,195
No, what I want to do
is what we did before.

1924
01:26:34,229 --> 01:26:35,130
Here, now?

1925
01:26:35,163 --> 01:26:38,233
No, how about tomorrow
night, same place?

1926
01:26:39,801 --> 01:26:42,204
Fine, but this
is the last time.

1927
01:26:42,237 --> 01:26:44,006
Done.

1928
01:26:44,038 --> 01:26:45,140
Get these off of me.

1929
01:26:51,712 --> 01:26:52,747
See you tomorrow.

1930
01:26:55,317 --> 01:26:56,351
Asshole!

1931
01:27:00,122 --> 01:27:01,591
Can you believe this guy?

1932
01:27:03,824 --> 01:27:06,161
Are you really gonna sleep
with that jerk for me?

1933
01:27:06,194 --> 01:27:08,664
No, I'm gonna sleep
with him for me.

1934
01:27:08,697 --> 01:27:09,798
He was great in bed.

1935
01:27:10,931 --> 01:27:12,300
That's my sis.

1936
01:27:14,269 --> 01:27:15,904
Why'd you ignore his calls then?

1937
01:27:15,936 --> 01:27:17,840
Because he's so fucking needy.

1938
01:27:17,872 --> 01:27:19,340
Fucking men.

1939
01:27:19,373 --> 01:27:22,377
You know what, if I'd know
that all you needed to get laid

1940
01:27:22,411 --> 01:27:24,313
was me getting arrested, I mean,

1941
01:27:24,345 --> 01:27:26,314
I would have done
that shit ages ago.

1942
01:27:26,347 --> 01:27:27,815
Just get in.

1943
01:27:27,849 --> 01:27:29,251
- I'll drive.
- No, you're not.

1944
01:27:52,707 --> 01:27:56,277
Terry, Terry my good
friend, I'm coming in.

1945
01:27:57,479 --> 01:28:01,383
Terry, I need to
check the fuse boxes.

1946
01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,217
Are you here?

1947
01:28:03,251 --> 01:28:04,320
Drunk asshole's gone.

1948
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,896
See, I told you it's back.

1949
01:28:14,930 --> 01:28:16,432
I didn't doubt
you for a minute.

1950
01:28:17,432 --> 01:28:21,470
You said my delusions were
bigger than my cup size.

1951
01:28:21,502 --> 01:28:25,306
You said you'd only agree to
come so you could prove it.

1952
01:28:25,340 --> 01:28:26,442
No, no, no.

1953
01:28:33,247 --> 01:28:36,784
Christ, I'm gonna get high
just driving this thing.

1954
01:28:36,818 --> 01:28:39,221
Yeah, sorry, the
bag must have split.

1955
01:28:42,823 --> 01:28:44,192
Where are we going, anyway?

1956
01:28:44,225 --> 01:28:46,862
I'm taking you to my
place to sleep it off,

1957
01:28:46,895 --> 01:28:49,331
but first I have to
make a quick stop.

1958
01:28:49,363 --> 01:28:50,265
It's a work thing.

1959
01:28:51,399 --> 01:28:52,735
Yeah, no worries.

1960
01:28:52,768 --> 01:28:53,435
Walk it away.

1961
01:29:01,275 --> 01:29:02,778
Jesus Christ Terry, stop.

1962
01:29:02,810 --> 01:29:04,412
What the hell are you doing?

1963
01:29:04,445 --> 01:29:06,314
Oh my God, you weren't lying.

1964
01:29:06,347 --> 01:29:07,983
I told you I was
telling the truth.

1965
01:29:08,015 --> 01:29:09,283
I'm opening it up.

1966
01:29:09,317 --> 01:29:11,386
Why, why, why
would you do that?

1967
01:29:11,418 --> 01:29:13,354
'Cause he was
buried with his Oscar.

1968
01:29:13,387 --> 01:29:15,757
- So?
- So we could sell it.

1969
01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:17,391
How Terry, how are
we gonna do that?

1970
01:29:17,425 --> 01:29:19,862
God, I wish you were lying.

1971
01:29:19,895 --> 01:29:20,696
How what?

1972
01:29:20,729 --> 01:29:21,564
How are you gonna
explain the fact

1973
01:29:21,596 --> 01:29:23,998
that you have Charlie
Chaplin's Oscar?

1974
01:29:24,032 --> 01:29:25,100
Or mentally ill,

1975
01:29:25,132 --> 01:29:26,300
or something that would
make a decent legal defense.

1976
01:29:26,333 --> 01:29:28,002
Whatever you're doing, stop.

1977
01:29:28,036 --> 01:29:29,037
Give me that.

1978
01:29:29,069 --> 01:29:30,538
Are you two?

1979
01:29:30,572 --> 01:29:34,275
No, no, she's
helping us, okay?

1980
01:29:34,309 --> 01:29:35,409
Why?

1981
01:29:35,443 --> 01:29:36,912
I don't know.

1982
01:29:38,814 --> 01:29:42,251
Listen Cal, there's
something else.

1983
01:29:44,219 --> 01:29:45,887
I made a bit of a mess.

1984
01:29:45,921 --> 01:29:47,289
It's in the bathroom.

1985
01:29:47,322 --> 01:29:49,324
In the bathroom I've
made a bit of a mess.

1986
01:29:49,356 --> 01:29:53,261
Terry, I'll help you clean
it up afterwards, okay?

1987
01:29:53,295 --> 01:29:55,898
Can you give me a minute
to explain everything else?

1988
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,202
I'll be right in.

1989
01:30:01,136 --> 01:30:03,873
I told you he's not a bad guy.

1990
01:30:14,515 --> 01:30:16,284
Look, I can explain.

1991
01:30:18,286 --> 01:30:20,221
Okay, I can explain everything.

1992
01:30:20,255 --> 01:30:21,390
What the fuck?

1993
01:30:21,422 --> 01:30:23,157
What's wrong with you two?

1994
01:30:23,190 --> 01:30:25,260
It seemed like a win-win,
you have to understand that.

1995
01:30:25,292 --> 01:30:27,362
Tell me it is
your brother's idea.

1996
01:30:27,395 --> 01:30:28,463
It was.

1997
01:30:28,496 --> 01:30:30,899
Well that makes you an
idiot and him a super idiot.

1998
01:30:30,931 --> 01:30:31,867
Okay, so he's an idiot.

1999
01:30:31,899 --> 01:30:34,402
He's a super idiot,
he's a fucking moron,

2000
01:30:34,435 --> 01:30:36,971
and I've been cleaning
up for him forever.

2001
01:30:37,005 --> 01:30:40,242
It's fucking like
babysitting 24/7.

2002
01:30:40,274 --> 01:30:41,509
Wait, Terry, Terry!

2003
01:30:42,444 --> 01:30:43,279
Shit.

2004
01:30:44,279 --> 01:30:45,480
But he's my brother, okay?

2005
01:30:45,514 --> 01:30:49,418
He's family and I love him, and
you'd do the same for yours.

2006
01:30:49,451 --> 01:30:52,386
Every cop, trooper and
FBI agent in the state

2007
01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:53,823
are looking for you two.

2008
01:30:55,489 --> 01:30:56,457
Terry!

2009
01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:14,443
I'll have a tea.

2010
01:31:18,313 --> 01:31:20,481
Make it English Breakfast.

2011
01:31:33,494 --> 01:31:36,998
Janice, I'll take a tea also.

2012
01:31:37,966 --> 01:31:40,236
My pal here will pay for it.

2013
01:31:41,069 --> 01:31:43,272
Who the fuck are you?

2014
01:31:43,305 --> 01:31:45,340
I'm the fuck that
you owe 30 grand to,

2015
01:31:45,372 --> 01:31:46,942
that's who the fuck I am.

2016
01:31:46,975 --> 01:31:50,279
- Get ready.
- Yeah, they never do.

2017
01:31:51,046 --> 01:31:53,382
I'm telling you something,
for your well being,

2018
01:31:53,414 --> 01:31:58,186
we're gonna work this out
right here and right now, okay?

2019
01:32:01,456 --> 01:32:03,225
Any food?

2020
01:32:03,257 --> 01:32:04,092
Food?

2021
01:32:05,193 --> 01:32:06,595
No Janice, no food for me.

2022
01:32:07,962 --> 01:32:11,132
How about you, have
any last requests?

2023
01:32:14,069 --> 01:32:16,405
No, I'm fine.

2024
01:32:19,073 --> 01:32:22,310
- Look, I can explain.
- I figured

2025
01:32:22,344 --> 01:32:26,314
that the aforementioned
30 grand is not available,

2026
01:32:28,149 --> 01:32:31,320
but why don't you just give
us Charlie Chaplin's body?

2027
01:32:32,988 --> 01:32:35,257
What makes you
think I have it?

2028
01:32:35,289 --> 01:32:37,192
I have my sources.

2029
01:32:37,225 --> 01:32:39,061
I don't know what
you're talking about.

2030
01:32:39,094 --> 01:32:40,162
Yeah, well I think you do.

2031
01:32:40,194 --> 01:32:44,265
You and your stupid fucking
brother stole that body,

2032
01:32:44,298 --> 01:32:47,536
and I want to know where it is.

2033
01:32:47,569 --> 01:32:49,271
If you think I'm
bringing any trouble

2034
01:32:49,304 --> 01:32:51,105
to my brother's front doorstep,

2035
01:32:51,773 --> 01:32:54,342
you don't know fuck
all about family.

2036
01:32:58,380 --> 01:33:00,414
I know this
about family, okay?

2037
01:33:00,448 --> 01:33:02,451
I will blow your fucking
kidney out your ass

2038
01:33:02,484 --> 01:33:04,286
without thinking twice about it.

2039
01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:09,057
Now I will take you and your
brother will come to get you,

2040
01:33:09,090 --> 01:33:11,360
and he will bring the body.

2041
01:33:11,393 --> 01:33:12,360
That's what I know about family.

2042
01:33:12,394 --> 01:33:14,029
Now if you want to stay alive,

2043
01:33:14,061 --> 01:33:17,265
you'll walk the fuck out
of here to my car, or not.

2044
01:33:19,466 --> 01:33:21,603
Janice, thank you very much.

2045
01:33:23,171 --> 01:33:24,439
Let's get out of here.

2046
01:33:24,471 --> 01:33:26,041
Let's walk right to it.

2047
01:33:35,382 --> 01:33:37,219
So our
crooked, underpaid cop

2048
01:33:37,252 --> 01:33:40,355
wants to entrap the
crooked, overpaid mob boss.

2049
01:33:40,387 --> 01:33:42,323
He's only got our boy's
fake leprosy money,

2050
01:33:42,356 --> 01:33:44,192
but anyone who
tries to claim that

2051
01:33:44,225 --> 01:33:45,527
will be committing wire fraud,

2052
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:49,431
which gives him what he
needs, Hynkel behind bars.

2053
01:33:49,463 --> 01:33:52,167
However, surely a mob boss
isn't going to risk it all

2054
01:33:52,199 --> 01:33:55,703
for five grand, right?

2055
01:33:55,737 --> 01:33:57,471
Look, I know we fucked up.

2056
01:33:57,505 --> 01:33:59,440
We both know we fucked up.

2057
01:33:59,474 --> 01:34:00,375
But everything we're doing now

2058
01:34:00,408 --> 01:34:03,177
is about trying to
set it right, so just,

2059
01:34:09,783 --> 01:34:11,386
- Hey.
- Hey.

2060
01:34:12,353 --> 01:34:13,186
You need to get down here.

2061
01:34:13,220 --> 01:34:14,822
- Can I call you back, Janice?
- No.

2062
01:34:14,855 --> 01:34:17,458
You really have
to get down here.

2063
01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:20,395
What happened?

2064
01:34:22,363 --> 01:34:23,399
Shit.

2065
01:34:38,378 --> 01:34:39,448
Fucking hell.

2066
01:34:42,649 --> 01:34:43,551
Holy shit.

2067
01:34:46,121 --> 01:34:47,489
That's my landlord.

2068
01:34:47,521 --> 01:34:50,125
That's also my landlord.

2069
01:34:50,158 --> 01:34:51,427
Oh fuck, sorry.

2070
01:34:53,228 --> 01:34:54,395
We have a bigger problem.

2071
01:34:54,429 --> 01:34:55,697
A bigger problem than this?

2072
01:34:55,729 --> 01:34:56,831
- Oh yeah.
- What?

2073
01:34:58,233 --> 01:34:59,835
That guy I tried
to save you from?

2074
01:35:00,502 --> 01:35:03,438
He just picked up your
brother and took him.

2075
01:35:19,154 --> 01:35:20,322
The one
thing you can depend on

2076
01:35:20,354 --> 01:35:23,357
with greedy men is that their
greed is never satisfied,

2077
01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:26,861
so yes, five grand
was more than enough.

2078
01:35:38,273 --> 01:35:40,475
- Well I'll be damned.
- What?

2079
01:35:40,507 --> 01:35:43,711
That piece of shit cop
has finally proven useful.

2080
01:35:44,445 --> 01:35:47,849
Maybe we should put him
back on the payroll.

2081
01:35:57,225 --> 01:36:00,629
- Yeah.
- I have one of 'em.

2082
01:36:00,662 --> 01:36:02,364
Good, where?

2083
01:36:02,396 --> 01:36:04,332
- In the usual place.
- Done.

2084
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:08,203
Billy has one of
those Limey pricks.

2085
01:36:09,337 --> 01:36:10,372
Where?

2086
01:36:11,072 --> 01:36:13,675
Let's just say he's
gonna need a shovel.

2087
01:36:13,707 --> 01:36:14,542
Good.

2088
01:36:16,243 --> 01:36:16,944
Terry.

2089
01:36:16,978 --> 01:36:18,078
- Limey prick.
- Terry?

2090
01:36:18,113 --> 01:36:20,815
If you ever want to see
your brother alive again,

2091
01:36:20,847 --> 01:36:24,252
you bring that body
to the desert at dawn,

2092
01:36:24,284 --> 01:36:26,320
- you got me?
- Okay, all right.

2093
01:36:26,354 --> 01:36:27,189
Give me an hour.

2094
01:36:32,426 --> 01:36:34,496
Let's get them out of here.

2095
01:36:34,529 --> 01:36:36,231
Come on, up you get.

2096
01:36:40,335 --> 01:36:42,871
Some guy took Terry
out of here at gunpoint.

2097
01:36:42,904 --> 01:36:44,839
- Is this him?
- That's him.

2098
01:36:44,872 --> 01:36:46,641
Don't suppose he mentioned
where they were headed.

2099
01:36:46,673 --> 01:36:48,342
I didn't ask.

2100
01:36:48,376 --> 01:36:50,779
Are you interested in specials?

2101
01:36:53,014 --> 01:36:54,716
All right, just stop.

2102
01:36:54,748 --> 01:36:56,384
If you were gonna
steal the coffin,

2103
01:36:56,417 --> 01:36:58,420
you must have had a
way to transport it.

2104
01:37:01,389 --> 01:37:02,923
The truck's out back.

2105
01:37:02,957 --> 01:37:04,459
- Shut up.
- Perfect.

2106
01:37:04,492 --> 01:37:06,561
Hey look, I'll make you a deal.

2107
01:37:06,594 --> 01:37:09,498
Help me move this thing and
I'll cut you in on the reward.

2108
01:37:10,664 --> 01:37:13,335
Okay, but we're
coming with you.

2109
01:37:14,269 --> 01:37:15,804
Partners.

2110
01:37:15,837 --> 01:37:18,941
Fine, then everybody's
going to the desert.

2111
01:37:47,502 --> 01:37:49,437
- Nice work, Billy.
- Thank you.

2112
01:37:49,470 --> 01:37:50,372
Where's the other one?

2113
01:37:50,404 --> 01:37:51,939
He'll be here soon.

2114
01:37:52,939 --> 01:37:54,308
Who the fuck are you?

2115
01:37:56,476 --> 01:37:58,445
I'm the last person
you're ever gonna see,

2116
01:37:58,479 --> 01:37:59,715
you little prick.

2117
01:38:01,481 --> 01:38:05,420
Not if my brother has
something to say about it.

2118
01:38:05,453 --> 01:38:08,390
Even if your brother
turns up with 30K,

2119
01:38:08,422 --> 01:38:11,827
you boys, you ain't
leaving the desert.

2120
01:38:13,761 --> 01:38:15,631
We didn't bring
shovels for nothing.

2121
01:38:16,963 --> 01:38:19,400
Stupid fucking Limeys.

2122
01:38:35,449 --> 01:38:37,918
Who the fuck are these people?

2123
01:38:41,555 --> 01:38:43,090
You all right, Terry?

2124
01:38:43,123 --> 01:38:43,958
Kinda.

2125
01:38:44,891 --> 01:38:47,028
Who the fuck are all of you?

2126
01:38:47,060 --> 01:38:48,496
We want the reward.

2127
01:38:48,529 --> 01:38:50,432
What reward?

2128
01:38:50,465 --> 01:38:52,333
Why'd you bring them?

2129
01:38:52,367 --> 01:38:53,935
I needed their truck, okay?

2130
01:38:53,967 --> 01:38:57,471
What, you couldn't borrow
a truck again from Mr. Lloyd?

2131
01:38:57,505 --> 01:39:00,708
Listen, nobody else needs
to lose their ears, okay?

2132
01:39:00,742 --> 01:39:02,043
We got the body.

2133
01:39:02,076 --> 01:39:04,412
What fucking body?

2134
01:39:04,444 --> 01:39:05,746
The body of Charlie Chaplin.

2135
01:39:08,815 --> 01:39:11,418
You Limey pricks stole that?

2136
01:39:11,452 --> 01:39:12,052
Yeah, we did.

2137
01:39:12,086 --> 01:39:13,186
Yeah, we did, okay?

2138
01:39:13,220 --> 01:39:14,955
It's not the best plan in
the world, but it's ours,

2139
01:39:14,988 --> 01:39:16,490
and he's worth 100 grand reward,

2140
01:39:16,524 --> 01:39:18,526
so let's just do
this and get it done.

2141
01:39:18,559 --> 01:39:21,363
Hey, that's our body.

2142
01:39:21,395 --> 01:39:22,663
Someone shut her the fuck up.

2143
01:39:22,697 --> 01:39:23,532
My pleasure.

2144
01:39:24,966 --> 01:39:26,534
Or not.

2145
01:39:26,567 --> 01:39:28,403
We're in control here.

2146
01:39:28,435 --> 01:39:29,670
You, ponytail.

2147
01:39:30,505 --> 01:39:31,873
Go in the back of
the silver Cadillac

2148
01:39:31,905 --> 01:39:33,375
and get the shovels out.

2149
01:39:34,175 --> 01:39:35,577
We're gonna need 'em.

2150
01:39:51,893 --> 01:39:53,662
Who the hell is this?

2151
01:39:59,199 --> 01:40:02,703
What the fuck
are you doing here?

2152
01:40:02,737 --> 01:40:04,506
You two gonna
tell him, or am I?

2153
01:40:10,912 --> 01:40:12,447
What the fuck?

2154
01:40:13,547 --> 01:40:16,784
It's busier than Piccadilly
Circus around here.

2155
01:40:22,155 --> 01:40:23,524
What's going on here?

2156
01:40:24,192 --> 01:40:26,761
Thank God you're here, feeling
a little outnumbered here.

2157
01:40:26,793 --> 01:40:28,195
Everyone needs to
put the guns down

2158
01:40:28,229 --> 01:40:29,831
and kneel on the ground.

2159
01:40:29,863 --> 01:40:30,898
Shoot her now.

2160
01:40:33,568 --> 01:40:35,136
Drop the gun or I'll
blow her fucking head off,

2161
01:40:35,168 --> 01:40:36,770
I mean it, and yours too.

2162
01:40:36,804 --> 01:40:38,739
Now drop the guns, drop them.

2163
01:40:38,773 --> 01:40:39,673
Call for backup.

2164
01:40:41,542 --> 01:40:43,878
- Sorry.
- Gardiner?

2165
01:40:43,911 --> 01:40:45,747
Now look what shit
you've got us into, Terry.

2166
01:40:45,779 --> 01:40:46,814
- Shut up.
- Me?

2167
01:40:46,847 --> 01:40:47,748
Yeah you, who else?

2168
01:40:47,782 --> 01:40:49,016
I didn't fucking do this.

2169
01:40:49,050 --> 01:40:51,119
- This was your idea.
- No it wasn't.

2170
01:40:51,152 --> 01:40:52,520
You said dig up Chaplin.

2171
01:40:52,552 --> 01:40:54,456
- I was drunk.
- You're always drunk.

2172
01:40:54,488 --> 01:40:56,023
Just shut the fuck
up, both of you.

2173
01:40:56,056 --> 01:40:57,658
I've only been drunk once.

2174
01:40:57,692 --> 01:40:59,527
Which has lasted 30 years.

2175
01:40:59,560 --> 01:41:00,628
What's your point?

2176
01:41:00,661 --> 01:41:02,931
How did your country
ever have a fucking empire?

2177
01:41:02,963 --> 01:41:06,801
I said shut

2178
01:41:12,105 --> 01:41:12,940
Annie!

2179
01:41:25,886 --> 01:41:27,087
Fuck me, that was a
bit close, wasn't it?

2180
01:41:27,122 --> 01:41:30,592
I'm telling you, next time
we dig up someone less famous.

2181
01:41:32,158 --> 01:41:34,027
What good would
that do, Terry?

2182
01:41:34,060 --> 01:41:34,895
Help!

2183
01:41:39,567 --> 01:41:41,034
We gotta get her
to the hospital.

2184
01:41:41,068 --> 01:41:42,804
Get the coffin out.

2185
01:41:48,074 --> 01:41:49,144
I know CPR.

2186
01:41:50,578 --> 01:41:52,681
CPR, we don't need CPR.

2187
01:41:53,314 --> 01:41:54,615
Get her in the truck,
get her in the truck.

2188
01:41:54,649 --> 01:41:55,583
She's still breathing.

2189
01:41:55,615 --> 01:41:56,885
You're not a doctor.

2190
01:41:56,917 --> 01:41:57,818
He doesn't need to be a doctor

2191
01:41:57,853 --> 01:42:00,087
to see if she's still
breathing, Terry.

2192
01:42:00,121 --> 01:42:02,590
She didn't even
finish high school.

2193
01:42:02,622 --> 01:42:04,157
What does that have
to do with anything?

2194
01:42:04,190 --> 01:42:06,860
You don't even know
what CPR stands for.

2195
01:42:06,894 --> 01:42:09,063
'Course I do, critical
pressure release.

2196
01:42:09,095 --> 01:42:10,964
Critical pressure release?

2197
01:42:10,997 --> 01:42:13,234
Sounds like you're
having a wank.

2198
01:42:36,623 --> 01:42:39,793
So then they
just left me in the desert.

2199
01:42:39,827 --> 01:42:41,729
I mean, I am a Hollywood icon.

2200
01:42:41,761 --> 01:42:44,298
They just dropped me
like a hot potato,

2201
01:42:44,332 --> 01:42:46,301
but then I guess
it doesn't matter.

2202
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:47,202
I mean, I am dead.

2203
01:42:47,234 --> 01:42:49,304
It's not like I've
got someplace to be.

2204
01:42:50,237 --> 01:42:52,206
Suppose it's like I used to say,

2205
01:42:52,238 --> 01:42:54,641
nothing is permanent
in this wicked world.

2206
01:42:54,675 --> 01:42:55,844
Not even your troubles.

2207
01:43:04,150 --> 01:43:05,220
- It's him.
- Who?

2208
01:43:05,886 --> 01:43:10,958
Chaplin, the body they've
been talking about on the news.

2209
01:43:10,992 --> 01:43:15,195
- The news?
- Yeah, and there's a reward.

2210
01:43:15,229 --> 01:43:18,066
Well don't just
stand there, call them.

2211
01:43:18,099 --> 01:43:19,734
This must be our lucky day.

2212
01:43:57,404 --> 01:43:58,340
What now, Terry?

2213
01:43:58,372 --> 01:44:00,340
We have to
get out of this city.

2214
01:44:00,373 --> 01:44:01,574
And go where?

2215
01:44:01,609 --> 01:44:03,811
Anywhere, somewhere
we can start all over again.

2216
01:44:03,844 --> 01:44:05,346
You mean
again again again.

2217
01:44:05,378 --> 01:44:07,414
I believe in
second chances, it's calming.

2218
01:44:07,448 --> 01:44:08,115
Terry,
this has got to be

2219
01:44:08,149 --> 01:44:10,318
our tenth or eleventh chance.

2220
01:44:10,350 --> 01:44:11,752
Maybe we should
have just gone bigger.

2221
01:44:11,786 --> 01:44:12,621
Bigger?

2222
01:44:13,720 --> 01:44:15,356
Bigger than Chaplin, who's that?

2223
01:44:16,756 --> 01:44:17,991
John Lennon.

2224
01:44:18,024 --> 01:44:20,327
He's cremated, Terry.

2225
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:20,961
What about Elvis?

2226
01:44:20,994 --> 01:44:23,664
We know where he's buried.

2227
01:44:23,698 --> 01:44:25,800
Have you
gone completely nuts?

2228
01:44:25,832 --> 01:44:27,734
- Well yeah, but
- You know what,

2229
01:44:27,768 --> 01:44:28,402
it isn't even nuts, is it?

2230
01:44:28,435 --> 01:44:29,804
You're just drinking again.

2231
01:44:32,038 --> 01:44:33,006
Just forget
I said anything.

2232
01:44:33,039 --> 01:44:35,176
No no, you're
gotta be level 10 drunk

2233
01:44:35,208 --> 01:44:36,943
to have suggested Elvis.

2234
01:44:36,976 --> 01:44:38,712
You ever
been to Memphis?

2235
01:44:39,447 --> 01:44:40,782
All right, well
we should look it up

2236
01:44:40,814 --> 01:44:41,815
just to investigate this.

2237
01:44:41,849 --> 01:44:43,251
I'm not saying yes, Terry.

2238
01:44:47,138 --> 01:44:52,138
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