1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:05,089 * * 2 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,096 (Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing) 3 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,908 KAT: All right. Let's do it again from the top. 4 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,367 We can cue music. 5 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:35,703 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 6 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:38,081 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 7 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:39,499 * Marry me, marry me * 8 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,043 * Say yes, for the rest, the rest * 9 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,836 * I never seen forever * 10 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,172 * I never seen forever in the wild * 11 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:50,927 * But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes... * 12 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,888 HODA KOTB: Tomorrow night, superstar Kat Valdez 13 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:56,974 and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian 14 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,102 will make history when they perform 15 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:02,146 their new hit song "Marry Me" and exchange vows 16 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,816 in front of the whole world. 17 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,193 -20 million people. -(cheering) 18 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,153 BASTIAN: See you tomorrow. 19 00:01:09,195 --> 00:01:10,571 I'll be the one in the veil. 20 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:12,865 And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me! 21 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:16,828 Okay, I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown 22 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,622 with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals. 23 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:21,582 I feel so grateful right now 24 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,126 that everything is the way it is. 25 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,502 I have a beautiful fiancé 26 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:26,421 who's so supportive and loving and... 27 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,089 I feel so grateful for the American fans because 28 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,133 they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way. 29 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,801 "Marry Me" is sweeping the country. 30 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:34,887 KAT: Planning the wedding show has been insane. 31 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,472 Strike that, the world. 32 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,433 Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage 33 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,476 in New York City tomorrow night, 34 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,270 and then jetting off to a private island 35 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,398 where they'll make, let's hope, more beautiful music together. 36 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,983 JUSTIN SYLVESTER: City National Bank, 37 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,318 bank of the stars, presents "Marry Me." 38 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,988 The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime. 39 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,699 And with me is Colin Calloway, her manager. How are you? 40 00:01:54,741 --> 00:01:56,492 I'm very well, Justin. How are you? 41 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:59,328 I'm good. Now, I heard this was all Bastian's idea. 42 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,164 Uh, no, no, no, they-they both wanted to give 43 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,915 -something back to the fans. -You know, combined, 44 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,917 they have a social reach of over 200 million people? 45 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,545 Uh, yeah, of course I know that. I'm-I'm the manager. 46 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,756 -Uh... uh... -Who's a bridesmaid? 47 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,758 What about her exes? Will they be in the audience? 48 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,342 They got some people, uh, waiting for me, 49 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,302 so I'm just gonna go and deal with that. 50 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,095 -Just... -Bye, guys. 51 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,305 I hate dealing with managers. 52 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,723 * Marry me * 53 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,767 * I want you in my life so bad * 54 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,852 * Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma * 55 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:25,313 * Marry me. * 56 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,898 WOMAN: Can somebody get this cart? 57 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,525 -Can somebody help me? -(indistinct chatter) 58 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,362 It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni. 59 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:35,198 I mean, if you don't like it, I'll take it. 60 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:36,324 -Oh, that's beautiful. -Ah! 61 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,367 (both laughing) 62 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,328 Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon. 63 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,537 -Okay. -Okay? 64 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,498 KAT: Oh, more flowers. 65 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,916 (chuckling): My God, this is insane. 66 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,793 This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park 67 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,379 stuffed with wedding gifts, including a stove. 68 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,839 -Someone got me a stove? -It's from a fan. 69 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:54,425 (scoffs) Who thinks I don't have a stove? 70 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:55,468 COLIN: Yeah, Tyra? 71 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,011 Donate all of it. 72 00:02:57,929 --> 00:03:00,723 -("Marry Me" ringtone plays) -Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio. 73 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,559 Tom, the man himself. Talk to me. 74 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,395 Of course I've got some tickets for you, 75 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,896 even if we are completely sold out. 76 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:08,815 I don't think there's a single person in this city 77 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,733 who's not clamoring to come to this wedding. 78 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,486 Think this is one of my better lunches, 79 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:15,279 but you be the judge. 80 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,906 Dad, don't mess up my hair. 81 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:18,491 I thought that gave you good luck. 82 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,451 That was, like, a long time ago. 83 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:22,912 I think it was about a month ago. 84 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,580 How great is this? 85 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:28,084 Going to the same school together. 86 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,461 -Mm-hmm, great. -Oh, and, Lou, you probably 87 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:31,921 won't see that much of me. 88 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:34,340 I know that could be a problem for you, 89 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,926 but if you need to see me anytime... 90 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:37,802 I won't. 91 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,929 I like the independence. Good. 92 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,973 Oh, and you know the student that you're shadowing, Esther? 93 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,892 Full disclosure, Esther is in my math club, 94 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:49,063 but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join. 95 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,440 I'm not joining. 96 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,816 Tough audience. 97 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:55,445 (snoring) 98 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,864 (kids chattering) 99 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,991 Um, Dad? 100 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:03,035 -Can I go in alone? -Of course. 101 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,121 I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 102 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:08,583 If I could walk in alone, you know, for my street cred. 103 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,919 I love you! 104 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:20,261 You may be good at football, you may be good at track, 105 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,430 but when it comes to math clubs... 106 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:25,058 ALL: You better watch your back! 107 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,227 Coolidge Pi-thons attack! 108 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,063 -(hissing) -Yes! 109 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,439 What's our number? 110 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:35,943 ALL: 3.141592... 111 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,154 -(school bell rings) -65839... 112 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,655 Percy, we got it. Good. 113 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:42,992 Okay, remember, if you sit in the question, 114 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:44,702 the answer will find you. 115 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:46,704 Terrific job today. I love the energy. 116 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:48,164 I'm telling you, if we bring that 117 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,666 to the Mathalon finals, we win the... 118 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,627 -Oh, Esther, you got a second? -Yeah. 119 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,504 How's Lou doing? She good? 120 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:55,963 I think so. 121 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:57,673 You know, she's great at math, so at some point, 122 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,342 I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking 123 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:00,760 about maybe joining the Pi-thons. 124 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:02,470 'Cause, you know, at her last school, 125 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:04,347 she made it to the Mathalon finals. 126 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:06,224 Really? She never mentioned that. 127 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,184 Ah, you know, that's the thing. She's really shy. 128 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:10,728 Oh, not at all. She was telling me about her vacation 129 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,814 and about this guy named David. 130 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,816 David? My ex's new husband? 131 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,734 -What did she say about him? -Oh... 132 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:18,277 It doesn't matter. Never mind. 133 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,197 Actually, go ahead. Tell me. 134 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:22,657 Oh, just that he's awesome 135 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,617 and no matter what they do, it's always cool 136 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:27,120 -and exciting and, you know... -Fun. 137 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,496 -Yeah. (chuckles) -Gotcha. 138 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:30,540 -All right. -Okay. Thanks, Esther. 139 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,792 I guess they're going cave diving. 140 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,920 -Hmm. Cave diving. -Yeah. 141 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:40,091 -(door opens, closes) -Where? 142 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:42,009 PARKER: In a stairwell, spying on your daughter. 143 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,553 -Really? -CHARLIE: We're not spying. 144 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,222 We're-we're just watching from a distance. 145 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:47,765 We're not spying. 146 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:49,809 Look, she had a hard time at her last school. 147 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:51,561 I just want to make sure she's okay. 148 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,439 So, what, you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids? 149 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,108 CHARLIE: Parker, you're supposed to set a good example 150 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,901 as the guidance counselor. 151 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:02,613 I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone. 152 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:06,159 Jesus, kids still do the robot? 153 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,910 (ringtone playing): * Marry me, marry me, say... * 154 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:10,288 -Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone? -Guilty. 155 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,330 What's "Marry Me"? 156 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,249 It's Kat and Bastian's new song. 157 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,959 -It's everyone's new song. -It's my new song. 158 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:16,836 -It's not mine. -People are gonna propose to it. 159 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:18,337 They're gonna post videos of themselves 160 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,839 dancing to it down the aisle. 161 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:21,424 -Are you ready to be jealous? -Yes. 162 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:24,427 I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex-girlfriend 163 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:25,720 -to their concert/wedding. -Shut up. 164 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:28,014 Where she's gonna look at me and say... 165 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:29,348 Hi, baby. 166 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,767 BASTIAN (over phone): Hi, love. 167 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:34,020 -Did you see my post? -No. You post something? 168 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,110 (chuckles) 169 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:43,404 So, do you like it? 170 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,698 I love it. 171 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,408 I love you. 172 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,077 I love you more, baby. 173 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,244 (inhales deeply) 174 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,246 -When'll you be home? -About an hour. 175 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,956 You know there's about a thousand people 176 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:55,833 -in this apartment right now? -(laughing): What? 177 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,711 I know. 178 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,298 20 million? 179 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,841 (chuckles) Yeah, of course. 180 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:06,636 Oh, my God. This has gotten so out of control. 181 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,471 (man speaks Spanish over phone) 182 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,056 BASTIAN: Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait. 183 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:11,849 Yeah, I just... 184 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:15,186 now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere. 185 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:16,729 No, my love. 186 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:19,440 You deserve the biggest wedding in the world. 187 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:23,194 And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives. 188 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:26,823 -Can't wait. (chuckles) -I can't wait either, baby. 189 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,538 MELISSA: Where's Kat? 190 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,832 An interview in ten minutes. 191 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,418 (horns honking) 192 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,169 CHARLIE: Look what I just found. 193 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:41,421 Scoot over. (grunts) 194 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,506 I was just looking through some old pictures. 195 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:45,967 -Uh-huh? -And look at this one I saw 196 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:49,345 of you, me and Mom in Jamaica, parasailing. 197 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:50,763 We went parasailing? 198 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,348 Do you not remember? 199 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:53,683 I mean, to be honest, 200 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:55,518 I don't remember you together at all. 201 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,853 (grunts softly) 202 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,273 Well, we were, and we had fun. 203 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,025 I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy. 204 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:07,488 I was, and I am a fun guy. 205 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,199 (takes deep breath) 206 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,368 But, you know, 207 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:15,371 it's not just about fun. 208 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:17,165 It's-it's harder than that. 209 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:19,375 It's work. It's... 210 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,961 Well, think about Tank. 211 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,963 -When Tank was a puppy. -(chuckles) 212 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,381 -You remember that? -Yeah. 213 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:26,841 You remember how fun he was 214 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,718 and playing tug-of-war with the Frisbee 215 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,720 and him jumping around? 216 00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:34,390 And now he's old, and his eyes don't work, 217 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:37,018 and you don't know how many good years he has left, 218 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,228 -but you still... -Dad, is Tank dying? 219 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,897 No. No. 220 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,566 I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good. 221 00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:45,777 I got a little off track. 222 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:48,404 I was just... What I meant is that 223 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:52,241 love is about sacrifice and the day-to-day. 224 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:55,203 Um, Dad, uh, can I go to sleep now? 225 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:57,789 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 226 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,707 -Okay. Good night. -Okay. 227 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,334 Night. 228 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,673 JIMMY FALLON: Last time she was here, Kat Valdez, 229 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,301 who let's just say is no stranger to weddings... 230 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:11,928 (audience laughing) 231 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,013 ...said she wanted to do something smaller, 232 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:16,265 understated, intimate, 233 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:19,060 with just, say, 5,000 of their closest fans. 234 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:21,646 -(laughter) -I mean friends. 235 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,440 Just a simple wedding for a simple gal. 236 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:27,318 -Just like Mom's wedding was. -(laughter) 237 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,153 RYAN SEACREST: Hey, good morning, New York. 238 00:09:29,195 --> 00:09:30,947 It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you. 239 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,156 ENRIQUE SANTOS: Kat and Bastian fans, 240 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,825 it's Enrique Santos with you. 241 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:36,244 RADIO HOST: Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian 242 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,788 will give it all they got and tie the knot. 243 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:40,164 RADIO HOST 2: Today is the big day. 244 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:41,999 RADIO HOST 3: That shit is crazy, man. 245 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,459 KAT: "Then on the shore 246 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:45,253 "Of the wide world I stand alone, and think 247 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:49,173 Till love and fame to nothingness do sink." 248 00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:51,759 It's Keats. You think he'll like it? 249 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:54,387 If somebody explains it to him, yeah. 250 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:55,972 It's beautiful. 251 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,683 Oh, today is your wedding day! 252 00:09:58,725 --> 00:10:00,101 -(squeals) -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 253 00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,145 Get it, get it, get it. 254 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:03,730 Tomorrow would've been our anniversary. 255 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,606 You guys went out for what, two weeks? 256 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,151 17 days, if you include the breakup. 257 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,611 And she dumped me with a text. 258 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,155 So rude. 259 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:15,199 Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight. 260 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:18,286 Parker, I'm not a big concert person. 261 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:21,122 Listen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, 262 00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:22,832 and you don't even get it. 263 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:24,584 This is Halley's Comet. 264 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,711 It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body. 265 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:27,837 It's very rare. 266 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,464 Okay, I've got Lou tonight. 267 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,257 Good. I've got three tickets. 268 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:32,759 Bring her. 269 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,095 Maybe she'll think you're fun. 270 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,639 (organ plays intro to "Church" by Kat Valdez) 271 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,267 (audience cheering) 272 00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:43,019 KAT: * Church, church, church, church * 273 00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:44,854 * Church, church, church * 274 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,899 * Like church, church, church, church * 275 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,192 * Yeah * 276 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,736 * I'm down on my knees * 277 00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:54,530 * I've fallen for you * 278 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:57,867 * You've opened my gates and showed me the truth * 279 00:10:57,909 --> 00:10:59,494 (whooping) 280 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:03,122 * I'm born again, I'm feeling renewed * 281 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:04,832 * You showed me the way * 282 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:07,919 * I'm baptized in you * 283 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,421 * I feel it in my chest * 284 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:13,466 * I got you in my head, I'm putting on my best * 285 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:16,552 * Like I'm in church, church, church * 286 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:19,055 * Screaming out your name * 287 00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:21,224 * Got me feeling safe * 288 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,601 * It's a new day, like I'm in church * 289 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,436 * Church, church, church * 290 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:30,024 * You make me sing out, "Hallelujah" * 291 00:11:30,066 --> 00:11:33,528 * This kind of love will do it to ya * 292 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,739 * Like church, church, church, church * 293 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:37,907 * Church, church, church * 294 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:39,909 * Like church, church * 295 00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,661 * Church, church * 296 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,162 * Yeah * 297 00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:44,872 * Ready to say "I do" * 298 00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:47,083 -* Ooh, ooh* -* Making this woman true * 299 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,418 * Ooh, ooh* 300 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:49,919 * Yes, honest to God, it's true * 301 00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:52,588 * Church, church, church, church * 302 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,257 * Ready to say "I do" * 303 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,758 -* Ooh, ooh* -* Making this woman true * 304 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,093 * Ooh, ooh* 305 00:11:57,135 --> 00:11:59,262 * Yes, honest to God, it's true * 306 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,597 * Church, church, church, church * 307 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:05,935 * You make me sing out, "Hallelujah," testify * 308 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:09,230 * This kind of love will do it to ya * 309 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:12,275 * Like church, church, church, church * 310 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,068 * Church, church, church * 311 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,696 * Like church, church, church, church * 312 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,114 * Yeah * 313 00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:20,700 * Yeah, hey, hey, baby * 314 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:22,118 * I'm in church * 315 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,412 * Church, church, church, church * 316 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:27,081 * Ooh, I'm in church with you * 317 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:29,876 -* I'm in church with you * -(cheering) 318 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,588 -* Yeah, yeah * -(whooping) 319 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:34,797 * Yeah * 320 00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:36,299 * Lord almighty. * 321 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,342 -(song ends) -(cheering) 322 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,182 -WOMAN: We love you, Kat! -(cheering continues) 323 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,350 Thank you so much for being here 324 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:49,729 on such a monumentally special occasion. 325 00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:51,898 How's everybody feeling tonight? 326 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,401 (cheering) 327 00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:56,569 (speaks Spanish) 328 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,488 Are there any Latinos in the house? 329 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,323 (cheering) 330 00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:04,869 Well, I am looking for one in particular. 331 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,706 -(laughing) -(cheering, screaming) 332 00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:10,458 KAT: Yes. 333 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,460 Ooh, hold this. 334 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,924 Hey, Roxy, check out my new best friends. 335 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,884 Oh, yeah, and suck it! 336 00:13:19,926 --> 00:13:21,344 (mellow Latin music begins) 337 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:25,056 That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife. 338 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:28,101 I should've worn my onesie. 339 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,019 (laughs) Charlie. 340 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,313 (singing in Spanish) 341 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:43,741 Yeah. 342 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:44,867 Something's wrong. 343 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,369 Where? 344 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:47,995 Page Six. 345 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:50,123 (typing rapidly) 346 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,877 Are you guys ready for the wedding? 347 00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,254 (cheering) 348 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,047 (singing in Spanish) 349 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:03,302 (gasping, hushed chatter) 350 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:06,723 (continues singing in Spanish) 351 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,267 -Where's Tyra? -In Bastian's dressing room. 352 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:11,894 -Ah, perfect. -Dancers, to the stage in five! 353 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,938 (continues singing in Spanish) 354 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,984 (women cheering, screaming) 355 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,944 (continues singing in Spanish) 356 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:25,199 Mel! Where's Mel? 357 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,119 -(song ends) -(applause) 358 00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,122 What's everybody looking at? 359 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,542 Oh. I know the groom is not 360 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,627 supposed to see the bride before the wedding. 361 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,047 Can I just say, "Wow." 362 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,631 No. 363 00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:43,092 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 364 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:44,635 (cheering) 365 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:47,180 ...the moment you've all been waiting for. 366 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:50,308 (majestic orchestral music playing) 367 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,105 (Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing) 368 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:58,107 -What's the matter? -Mm, everything's fine. 369 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,275 -Something's weird. -Nothing to worry about. 370 00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,693 What's everybody looking at? 371 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,987 -Forget about them. -Give me your phone. 372 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,406 Now! 373 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,159 It might not be real. 374 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,288 AUDIENCE (chanting): "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 375 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,707 REPORTER: A Page Sixexclusive: 376 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:17,418 An anonymous poster sent us this hot video 377 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,212 that's gonna blow your mind. 378 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,631 Kat Valdez's husband-to-be Bastian 379 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:25,301 was caught cheating on her with her assistant. 380 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:28,638 -(announcer speaking Spanish) -(chanting continues) 381 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:32,141 (mechanical whirring) 382 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,937 ANNOUNCER: Can I get a witness? 383 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,856 AUDIENCE: "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" "Marry Me!" 384 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,483 "Marry Me!" 385 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,277 (cheering) 386 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,530 (upbeat pop intro playing) 387 00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:56,582 (cheering) 388 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:06,342 (indistinct chatter) 389 00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:14,016 Uh, can you stop the music? 390 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:16,477 (music stops) 391 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,603 Oh, shit. 392 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:21,023 And, um, can you turn up the house lights? 393 00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:22,775 (audience quiets) 394 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,404 Yeah. 395 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,450 -(grunts) -(audience gasping) 396 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:32,618 -WOMAN: We love you, Kat! -MAN: We love you, Kat! 397 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,370 -MAN: Kat, we love you! -WOMAN: Kat! 398 00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:38,166 -(whispers): I'm okay. -WOMAN: Kat, you're a goddess! 399 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,670 I'm told that, uh... 400 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:45,298 (sniffles) 401 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,383 ...20 million people are 402 00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:51,054 supposed to watch me sing "Marry Me" 403 00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:53,097 to the love of my life... 404 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,558 (applause, cheering) 405 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,561 ...and then watch as we take our vows. 406 00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,521 (cheering) 407 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,607 I didn't know she was gonna do this. 408 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:03,775 Beautiful. 409 00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:05,485 So it's only natural 410 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,737 that I would want to see who I'm talking to. 411 00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:09,238 -(cheering) -WOMAN: We love you! 412 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,948 WOMAN 2: Kat, we love you! 413 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,785 Probably didn't know about this either, did you? 414 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:16,037 Only natural that I say something, 415 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,414 if not about marriage, 416 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:20,875 then about... love. 417 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,960 (murmuring) 418 00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:25,421 Because that's what we're all looking for, right? 419 00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:26,964 -(cheering) -(murmurs of agreement) 420 00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,257 -Love? -WOMAN: Yes! 421 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:29,926 REPORTER: A Page Sixexclusive... 422 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,805 We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that... 423 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:40,478 ...we forget what our love actually is. 424 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:48,611 -A lie. -(audience gasping, murmuring) 425 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,613 MAN: It's okay! We love you! 426 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:53,157 A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago 427 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:56,494 that you forgot that wasn't real. 428 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:03,459 But deep down, you knew. 429 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,752 WOMAN: We love you, Kat. 430 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,422 -(cheering) -We love you, Kat! 431 00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:10,341 -(whooping) -MAN: We love you! 432 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,301 She's making a fool of herself. 433 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:14,220 -(Kat sobs) -No. 434 00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:16,055 KAT: Somehow you knew. 435 00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:18,433 You did that. 436 00:18:18,474 --> 00:18:23,020 You realize that it wasn't love at all. 437 00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:25,064 You were just in love 438 00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:29,318 with the idea of who you wanted that person to be. 439 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,864 But you can't marry an idea. 440 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,368 (audience murmuring) 441 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:42,248 You know, they say, if you want something different, 442 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,876 you have to do something different. 443 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:51,257 So this time, for the first time, 444 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,551 you make a different choice. 445 00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:59,974 You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall. 446 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:05,229 And you just... 447 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,365 ...say yes. 448 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,127 Why not? 449 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,296 Sure. 450 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:33,925 I'll marry you. 451 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,551 You. 452 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,345 (audience gasping) 453 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:39,889 Dad. Dad, that's you. 454 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,557 WOMAN: I thought it would be Bastian, 455 00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:43,476 but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker. 456 00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:45,311 Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask. 457 00:19:45,353 --> 00:19:46,604 -Is this for real? -Yeah, it's for real! 458 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:48,231 Jesus H. She's talking to you. 459 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:49,899 Charlie, go! Go! 460 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:52,610 -Go. Go! -Go! Go! Go! 461 00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,737 AUDIENCE (chanting): Go! Go! Go! 462 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,407 (chant continues) 463 00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,917 -(chant dies down) -(cheering) 464 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:14,132 * * 465 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:16,426 (cheering) 466 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,972 (organ playing Wagner's "Bridal Chorus") 467 00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:31,983 Oh, my God. 468 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,951 Do you, Katrina Valdez, 469 00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:45,121 take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband? 470 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:48,291 And I mean really take him. Think hard, girl. 471 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,084 (audience murmuring) 472 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,463 -I do. -WOMAN: Wait, what? 473 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:56,591 -(audience gasping) -And do you, some guy, 474 00:20:56,632 --> 00:21:00,053 take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife? 475 00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,304 WOMAN: No! Bastian! 476 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,555 -MAN: Do it! -OTHERS: Yeah! 477 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,807 (scattered shouts) 478 00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,809 It's on you, bro. 479 00:21:13,024 --> 00:21:14,859 WOMAN: Say yes! 480 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,152 Okay. 481 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:18,613 -We'll take "okay." -(scattered shouts) 482 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,532 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 483 00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:24,035 I now declare you... (whispers in Spanish) 484 00:21:24,077 --> 00:21:25,995 ...husband and wife. 485 00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:28,998 (scattered cheers) 486 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,834 (cheering swells) 487 00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:37,924 * * 488 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,675 (cheering fades) 489 00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:54,690 (cheering) 490 00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:58,820 Kat. 491 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:00,405 Get the hell away from me. 492 00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:01,864 -Can I just explain... -I'm serious! 493 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:03,950 -Get her out of here! -MAN: Clear this area. 494 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,952 -Everybody out, please. -MAN 2: What's going on? 495 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,787 What happened? 496 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:10,540 Baby... 497 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:14,794 Screw you, Bastian! 498 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,295 BASTIAN: We got in that fight in Miami, 499 00:22:16,337 --> 00:22:17,380 then you told me to get out. 500 00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:18,464 Oh, so this is all my fault? 501 00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:19,716 It's nothing. It was nothing. 502 00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:21,217 -Get me out of here. -(speaks Spanish) 503 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:22,885 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just... -Wait. 504 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:25,763 Who the hell do you think you are, man? Some fan? 505 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,724 No, I'm not a fan. Just... 506 00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:29,183 Well, I mean, I am now. 507 00:22:29,225 --> 00:22:30,727 Okay. We're done. You lot, get your phones down. 508 00:22:30,768 --> 00:22:32,687 -Show's over. Go, go, go. -(clamoring) 509 00:22:32,729 --> 00:22:33,938 Carl, take these two round the back. 510 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,356 I'll have you send decoys round the front. 511 00:22:35,398 --> 00:22:36,566 -Listen. -Just get him out of here! 512 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,109 (clamoring) 513 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,527 Hey, move. Move. 514 00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:40,778 Hold him there. Hold him there. 515 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:41,738 -Terry, I'm-I'm good. -Whoa, whoa. 516 00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:43,656 (clamoring continues) 517 00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:46,868 (cameras clicking rapidly) 518 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,621 (Kat panting softly) 519 00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:05,845 * * 520 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:11,100 That was crazy. 521 00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:17,607 I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say 522 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,276 or what just happened, but I know on some level 523 00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:23,112 you must have really cared about that guy. 524 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,783 I was marrying him. 525 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,577 Good point. 526 00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:37,251 He's going to age badly. 527 00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:42,298 No, he's not. 528 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,841 Yeah, you're right. 529 00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:46,386 He's probably just gonna get better looking. 530 00:23:46,427 --> 00:23:48,763 (chuckles) 531 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:54,977 I'm really sorry about all this. 532 00:23:57,438 --> 00:23:59,524 Me, too. 533 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,037 You gonna be okay? 534 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,833 Jeff will take you home. 535 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,001 Okay. Good night. 536 00:24:23,506 --> 00:24:25,717 (cell phone buzzing) 537 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,513 PARKER (over phone): Charlie, finally. 538 00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:32,014 Hey. How's Lou? 539 00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:33,975 She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you? 540 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,852 I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home. 541 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:37,687 Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it? 542 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:39,355 (chuckling): Oh, my God. You are everywhere. 543 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:40,940 Online, on television, on... 544 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:42,483 What do you mean "television"? 545 00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:44,193 FALLON (on TV): Did you hear Kat Valdez got married 546 00:24:44,235 --> 00:24:45,903 to a different stranger at the concert tonight? 547 00:24:45,945 --> 00:24:47,363 -Do you believe that? -(audience laughing on TV) 548 00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:49,073 On the way home from the concert tonight, 549 00:24:49,115 --> 00:24:51,242 Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert, 550 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:53,578 then married her Uber driver, and then... 551 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,079 (audience laughing) 552 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:57,165 Now he's-he's driving them to the honeymoon 553 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,375 in Turks and Caicos, where she will marry the bellboy. 554 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:02,503 It's very... It's all... It's all happening... 555 00:25:02,545 --> 00:25:04,589 REPORTER: Kat Valdez y Bastian... 556 00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:06,966 (reporter continues in Spanish) 557 00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:08,760 (sighs) 558 00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:10,762 COLIN: There you are. 559 00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:16,267 You need anything? 560 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:22,356 KAT: Just... 561 00:25:22,398 --> 00:25:24,817 tell me it didn't happen. 562 00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:28,988 Why do I always pick the wrong guy? 563 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,994 I let everyone down. 564 00:25:35,036 --> 00:25:37,747 -No, no. No, you didn't. -(Kat sniffling, sobbing) 565 00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:39,707 I can't get out of my own way. 566 00:25:39,749 --> 00:25:41,626 Oh, come here. Come here. 567 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,294 It's all right. 568 00:25:43,336 --> 00:25:45,755 -We'll figure it out. -(sobbing) 569 00:25:45,797 --> 00:25:47,298 I promise. 570 00:25:48,424 --> 00:25:49,801 I promise. 571 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,512 We'll figure it out. 572 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:55,723 Well, the good news is there was a wedding last night. 573 00:25:55,765 --> 00:25:58,851 The bad news is it was not a joke. 574 00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:00,520 I have two things to say. 575 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,105 First, Kat, we love you... 576 00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:03,356 It's Bastian. 577 00:26:03,398 --> 00:26:04,941 He says he just needs five minutes. 578 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:06,651 Hang up and turn that off. 579 00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:08,528 I got to go. 580 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,405 God, he's unbelievable. 581 00:26:10,446 --> 00:26:11,656 What now? 582 00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:13,074 Well, he's going to Puerto Rico. 583 00:26:13,116 --> 00:26:14,867 He says he needs to get his head together. 584 00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:15,993 (scoffs) Whatever. 585 00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,620 (sighs) Kat, he was crying. 586 00:26:17,662 --> 00:26:19,414 Not helping. 587 00:26:19,455 --> 00:26:21,040 (Colin grunts softly) 588 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,337 COLIN: You all right? 589 00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:27,755 KAT: No. 590 00:26:27,797 --> 00:26:30,133 Okay, well, I did a bit of digging last night, 591 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:32,802 and it turns out, out of 10,000 potential dumpster fires, 592 00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:35,304 you picked a decent, straight, single father 593 00:26:35,346 --> 00:26:37,432 with no criminal record, and get this, 594 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:38,558 he's a maths teacher. 595 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,934 -And that's good? -It's great. 596 00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:41,310 He's not gonna be a problem. 597 00:26:41,352 --> 00:26:42,603 I say we offer $5,000, 598 00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:45,982 get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over. 599 00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:49,193 Or... 600 00:26:50,153 --> 00:26:51,863 Or? 601 00:26:53,698 --> 00:26:55,825 Or I could stay married to him. 602 00:26:57,702 --> 00:26:59,370 (laughs) 603 00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:00,788 You're kidding. 604 00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:03,833 You're kidding. 605 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,793 You're not kidding. 606 00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:07,336 Y-You can't. We can't. 607 00:27:07,378 --> 00:27:08,671 It-it's not legal. 608 00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:09,964 We didn't file papers. 609 00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:11,424 So file the papers. 610 00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:12,633 Wha... 611 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,595 I mean, play the record through here. 612 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:16,971 I started something last night, 613 00:27:17,013 --> 00:27:19,557 and if I don't finish it, I look crazy. 614 00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:21,309 "Er." You'll look crazier. 615 00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:22,560 (Kat exhales) 616 00:27:22,602 --> 00:27:24,353 (whispers): Namaste. 617 00:27:24,395 --> 00:27:26,522 Yeah, we got to get out in front of this. 618 00:27:26,564 --> 00:27:29,233 Now, he thinks he can publicly humiliate me? 619 00:27:29,275 --> 00:27:30,526 Screw him. 620 00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:34,072 This is a manic response to an insane situation. 621 00:27:34,113 --> 00:27:36,199 No, we have to change the narrative. 622 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,034 All right? I'm not marrying him forever. 623 00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:41,037 It's just for a month, a... a few months. 624 00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:42,830 Now, presuming the man you married 625 00:27:42,872 --> 00:27:45,374 doesn't have a girlfriend or a life, 626 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:47,502 and presuming I can get him to agree, 627 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:50,463 I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world. 628 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:52,382 You don't want to be a joke. 629 00:27:53,174 --> 00:27:56,135 I don't want to be the punch line. 630 00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:59,389 We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment 631 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,265 and just say... 632 00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:06,104 "Nothing else has worked. 633 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,317 Maybe this will." 634 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,034 You know what they say to do 635 00:28:20,076 --> 00:28:21,994 when your car's skidding out of control, Colin? 636 00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:25,164 Close your eyes and pray? 637 00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:29,127 Hit the gas and turn into it. 638 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:30,628 Wait, what are you saying? 639 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,046 Rethink the paradigm. 640 00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:34,048 We're not selling the world a fairy tale. 641 00:28:34,090 --> 00:28:35,717 We're taking the fairy tale off the table. 642 00:28:35,758 --> 00:28:36,926 That's what you did last night. 643 00:28:36,968 --> 00:28:38,594 -That's what I did? -Yeah. 644 00:28:38,636 --> 00:28:40,596 Look, I was just trying to help someone who seemed like 645 00:28:40,638 --> 00:28:42,223 they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown. 646 00:28:42,265 --> 00:28:43,766 We're calling it a break from tradition. 647 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:46,602 A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd 648 00:28:46,644 --> 00:28:48,896 and you, my friend, picked her. 649 00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:50,773 I don't even know her. 650 00:28:50,815 --> 00:28:53,276 Kat Valdez is a legend. 651 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:54,277 Self-made. 652 00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:55,945 She was raised by a single father 653 00:28:55,987 --> 00:28:57,989 who died before she had any kind of success. 654 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,741 Now she's a woman north of 35 655 00:28:59,782 --> 00:29:02,034 in a business that marginalizes women at any age. 656 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:03,995 People love their artists to bare their souls, 657 00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:05,705 then vilify them if they go too far. 658 00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:07,957 Well, I'm not gonna let them do that to her. 659 00:29:07,999 --> 00:29:10,126 -And I'm asking you to help me. -How? 660 00:29:10,168 --> 00:29:12,837 Stand beside her for three months. 661 00:29:12,879 --> 00:29:13,921 And what does she think about this? 662 00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:15,256 It was her idea. 663 00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:18,134 -She had the idea for... -Yeah. 664 00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:20,303 What if we offered you $10,000? 665 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:22,638 No, no, no. Wrong approach. 666 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,515 Offer him, like, a fundraiser. 667 00:29:24,557 --> 00:29:25,600 He'll go for that. 668 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:27,268 (chuckling): Oh. Hi. 669 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:29,020 Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two... 670 00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:30,521 Ew, gross. No. 671 00:29:30,563 --> 00:29:33,149 Parker Debs, guidance counselor. Same school. 672 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,693 How about, uh, we host a fundraiser for your math club? 673 00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:37,653 Don't answer that. Okay. 674 00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:39,322 What about if it's, like, 675 00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:41,991 instead of three months, it's six months, 676 00:29:42,033 --> 00:29:44,285 and it could be, like, a whole math wing? 677 00:29:44,327 --> 00:29:46,829 -(chuckles) -I'm thinking about the children. 678 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:48,122 Yeah, this is ridiculous. 679 00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:49,665 I don't think anyone's gonna believe 680 00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:52,001 that she's gonna go from Bastian to me. 681 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:53,503 -That's a good point. -Well, the fact is 682 00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:55,380 that she did go from Bastian to you. 683 00:29:55,421 --> 00:29:56,631 Counterpoint. 684 00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:58,341 COLIN: We're not pretending you're in love. 685 00:29:58,383 --> 00:30:00,009 We're just gonna say that you're getting 686 00:30:00,051 --> 00:30:01,761 to know each other, and if it goes further, 687 00:30:01,803 --> 00:30:02,887 then great, and if it doesn't... 688 00:30:02,929 --> 00:30:04,472 It won't. Come... 689 00:30:04,514 --> 00:30:07,016 -Not with that attitude. -Well, then it doesn't have to. 690 00:30:07,058 --> 00:30:09,685 This is about this moment. 691 00:30:09,727 --> 00:30:13,189 Managing the media frenzy until things die down. 692 00:30:13,231 --> 00:30:14,774 I have a daughter. 693 00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:17,693 I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus. 694 00:30:17,735 --> 00:30:19,821 I can assure you, we won't impinge 695 00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:22,240 on your life whatsoever. 696 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:23,741 -(clamoring) -How does it feel to not be a nobody? 697 00:30:23,783 --> 00:30:25,660 How do you feel about her being so much hotter 698 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:27,703 -than you, Charlie? -Hey, Charlie! Right here! 699 00:30:27,745 --> 00:30:28,955 Hey, Charlie, are you gonna go through with this? 700 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,039 Where's the honeymoon? 701 00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:31,749 Did you get a good look at him? 702 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,376 Yeah. He's cute. 703 00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:34,460 What? 704 00:30:34,502 --> 00:30:36,504 -He's fine. -COLIN: Hey. 705 00:30:36,546 --> 00:30:39,132 Charlie, come in. 706 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:40,967 Oh, she's right there. Jesus. 707 00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:42,885 Come over, guys. 708 00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:44,846 Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie. 709 00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:46,639 -Hi. Oh. -How are you? Oh. 710 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,057 (Charlie chuckles) 711 00:30:48,099 --> 00:30:50,435 -Okay. (laughs) -I'm Parker. 712 00:30:50,476 --> 00:30:52,937 I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert, 713 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:54,397 -so I'm-I'm... -CHARLIE: Yep. 714 00:30:54,439 --> 00:30:55,648 Basically, I guess I'm responsible 715 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:57,024 -for this whole thing. -(laughter) 716 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:58,568 Hi, Parker. 717 00:30:58,609 --> 00:30:59,819 Hey, Kat. 718 00:30:59,861 --> 00:31:00,820 Hi. 719 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:02,405 Would you do me a favor, 720 00:31:02,447 --> 00:31:04,365 uh, just two seconds, and just say, 721 00:31:04,407 --> 00:31:05,742 -"Roxy, you really blew it"? -CHARLIE: Oh. Oh. 722 00:31:05,783 --> 00:31:08,494 Today Showis a go at 10:00 on Tuesday. 723 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:10,079 -(whispers): Sorry. -MELISSA: They want, uh, um... 724 00:31:10,121 --> 00:31:11,456 Um, Charlie. 725 00:31:11,497 --> 00:31:14,542 Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London. 726 00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:16,419 -Kat. -Excuse me one second. 727 00:31:16,461 --> 00:31:18,046 -I just have to take a call. -Okay. 728 00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:19,714 -Bye, Kat. -WOMAN: Everything's set up... 729 00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:21,966 -She's like a real person. -All right, so what's going on? 730 00:31:22,008 --> 00:31:23,593 Uh, we're booking interviews all week. 731 00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:25,219 Uh-huh. I thought that's what today was. 732 00:31:25,261 --> 00:31:26,596 No, no. Today's more of a press conference. 733 00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:28,097 But throughout the next few weeks, 734 00:31:28,139 --> 00:31:29,640 we're gonna have some sit-downs and B roll 735 00:31:29,682 --> 00:31:31,350 and news outlets following us, charting the progress 736 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,061 as you two get to know each other. 737 00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:34,228 It's all in your email. 738 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:35,938 I don't check my emails a lot. 739 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,274 How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email? 740 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:40,610 Easy. I can't do anything 741 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:42,945 between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday, 742 00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:44,572 and I have math club after school, 743 00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:46,449 and three days a week, I have my kid. 744 00:31:46,491 --> 00:31:48,326 -Beyond that, I'm pretty much available. -(groans) 745 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:50,787 -So, sorry... -Melissa. 746 00:31:50,828 --> 00:31:52,872 Melissa, you're gonna have to move The Today Show. 747 00:31:52,914 --> 00:31:53,998 What? Excuse me? 748 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,333 We don't move The Today Show. 749 00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:57,752 We move for The Today Show. 750 00:31:57,794 --> 00:31:59,128 He's gonna have to shift his schedule. 751 00:31:59,170 --> 00:32:00,254 Okay, I'll-I'll handle it. 752 00:32:00,296 --> 00:32:02,131 Okay, I can handle my own life. 753 00:32:02,173 --> 00:32:03,633 I can help him handle it. 754 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:06,302 Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you be posting Vitamix? 755 00:32:06,344 --> 00:32:08,054 That's Tyra's job. 756 00:32:08,096 --> 00:32:09,847 Oh. Right. 757 00:32:09,889 --> 00:32:11,557 Morning, everybody. I don't know about you guys, 758 00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,476 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 759 00:32:13,518 --> 00:32:16,062 I also love to have fresh juice. 760 00:32:16,104 --> 00:32:18,439 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 761 00:32:18,481 --> 00:32:21,818 I take my fresh greens, mix and go. 762 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,528 Okay, look, I hate to interrupt an artist 763 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:25,405 while she's juicing, but we're gonna have to draw 764 00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,281 a hard line when it comes to the students 765 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:29,158 -and the schedule, okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 766 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,160 You're a little shiny. 767 00:32:31,202 --> 00:32:33,538 MELISSA: Awesome. Let's take a selfie. 768 00:32:33,579 --> 00:32:34,664 (camera clicks) 769 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,124 I don't feel comfortable. 770 00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,418 -I really don't feel like this is my world. -It's natural. 771 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:40,336 It just feels like everyone walking around 772 00:32:40,378 --> 00:32:41,671 is, like, a sycophant. 773 00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:44,006 Everything in her life is sponsored. 774 00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:46,884 -I know, but don't ruin this for me. -No, but listen to me. 775 00:32:46,926 --> 00:32:48,845 -I... -COLIN: Hey. 776 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:50,680 -How we doing? -I'm sorry. 777 00:32:50,722 --> 00:32:52,765 I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out. 778 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:53,933 It's just perspective. 779 00:32:53,975 --> 00:32:55,560 No, it's not just perspective. 780 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:57,687 You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals, 781 00:32:57,729 --> 00:32:59,063 a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies, 782 00:32:59,105 --> 00:33:00,565 but that's not the full... 783 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,400 Well, I mean, is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean... 784 00:33:02,442 --> 00:33:03,526 Look up. 785 00:33:03,568 --> 00:33:05,194 Look, I-I don't mean to be negative, 786 00:33:05,236 --> 00:33:07,447 but I'm not a big social media person. 787 00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:09,449 I feel it's kind of a distorted reality. 788 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:11,534 I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk. 789 00:33:11,576 --> 00:33:13,870 No, come on. I see it all the time in my students. 790 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,788 -It's... (sighs) -MELISSA: Kat's ready to walk. 791 00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:17,206 Okay, she's ready. 792 00:33:17,248 --> 00:33:18,583 COLIN: Social media can also reach people. 793 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:20,460 -No, I know. Yeah. -It can be a tool. 794 00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:22,462 You know what a tool is, though, right, Charlie? 795 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:25,089 -Okay. Thank you, Melissa. -PARKER: Burn. 796 00:33:26,841 --> 00:33:28,384 I know this is a lot. 797 00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:30,386 Just go out there and be yourself. 798 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:32,346 Myself probably wouldn't be here, but... 799 00:33:32,388 --> 00:33:34,265 Listen, if you don't want to do this... 800 00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:37,518 Uh, what, then I leave? 801 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,103 I thought you said he was into this. 802 00:33:39,145 --> 00:33:41,105 -COLIN: He is. -He can hear you. 803 00:33:41,147 --> 00:33:42,231 COLIN: Ladies and gentlemen, 804 00:33:42,273 --> 00:33:44,317 Kat Valdez and her new husband, 805 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:45,610 Charlie Gilbert. 806 00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:47,820 -(applause) -(cameras clicking) 807 00:33:51,657 --> 00:33:53,242 REPORTER: So, you think it's romantic 808 00:33:53,284 --> 00:33:54,577 marrying a complete stranger? 809 00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:58,206 Uh, impulsive, without a plan. 810 00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:00,249 But, hey, look where my plans got me. 811 00:34:00,291 --> 00:34:01,334 (laughter) 812 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,627 So, you just 813 00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:04,420 threw caution to the wind and thought... 814 00:34:04,462 --> 00:34:06,672 I didn't think, actually. 815 00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:07,757 It was a moment. 816 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:09,425 You're banking a lifetime on a moment? 817 00:34:09,467 --> 00:34:11,552 No, I'm banking a moment on a moment. 818 00:34:11,594 --> 00:34:14,514 Get enough of those, and that's a lifetime. 819 00:34:14,555 --> 00:34:15,932 You know nothing about each other. 820 00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:17,433 Did you think twice? 821 00:34:17,475 --> 00:34:18,518 Charlie? 822 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,395 Mm, people meet randomly all the time. 823 00:34:20,436 --> 00:34:22,271 At a... at a bar or... 824 00:34:22,313 --> 00:34:23,815 Online. 825 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,483 Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven. 826 00:34:25,525 --> 00:34:27,318 -(laughing) -CHARLIE: Uh... 827 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,445 I mean, why is this any crazier? 828 00:34:29,487 --> 00:34:32,156 To state the obvious, you got married. 829 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,494 Yeah, and... 830 00:34:36,536 --> 00:34:39,288 Now we get to know each other. 831 00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:42,041 -But not as man and wife? -KAT: Uh, no. 832 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,793 That would be nuts. (chuckles) 833 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:45,169 Just for her. 834 00:34:45,211 --> 00:34:47,797 For me, it would be pretty amazing. 835 00:34:47,839 --> 00:34:49,340 (laughter) 836 00:34:49,382 --> 00:34:51,134 Last night, I held up a friend's sign 837 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:53,428 asking a woman to marry me, 838 00:34:53,469 --> 00:34:57,807 and she said yes, and I did, and... 839 00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:00,893 ...you know, I did it not, 840 00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:02,729 you know, because she was beautiful-- 841 00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:04,731 -well, maybe a little... -(laughter) 842 00:35:04,772 --> 00:35:07,358 ...um, but it just seemed like, 843 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,485 in the moment, the right thing to do. 844 00:35:09,527 --> 00:35:13,573 So, what, you just saw each other and said yes? 845 00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:17,326 BOTH: Yes. 846 00:35:17,368 --> 00:35:19,120 (both laugh) 847 00:35:19,162 --> 00:35:21,247 And that doesn't seem frivolous? 848 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:25,376 Historically, marriage was transactional. 849 00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:27,962 It was about expanding your empire, 850 00:35:28,004 --> 00:35:30,840 and a woman's value was based on what she brought. 851 00:35:30,882 --> 00:35:33,718 Like, "You give me a heifer, and I'll give you my daughter." 852 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,553 (reporters scoffing, murmuring) 853 00:35:35,595 --> 00:35:37,013 CHARLIE: It's terrible. I know. 854 00:35:37,055 --> 00:35:39,057 That's... Uh, you know, I didn't come up with it. 855 00:35:39,098 --> 00:35:42,727 But it really was a business deal, 856 00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:45,146 and it wasn't designed to be about love, 857 00:35:45,188 --> 00:35:49,192 and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now. 858 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:51,694 REPORTER: This is your second marriage, right, Charlie? 859 00:35:51,736 --> 00:35:53,446 You wouldn't want to fail again. 860 00:35:56,074 --> 00:35:57,617 (chuckles softly) 861 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,744 Well, you haven't lived unless you've failed, Bill. 862 00:35:59,786 --> 00:36:02,080 You should know that from your time at CNBC. 863 00:36:02,121 --> 00:36:03,539 (laughter) 864 00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:06,667 Listen, what we did was crazy-- 865 00:36:06,709 --> 00:36:08,711 we know that-- but, you know, 866 00:36:08,753 --> 00:36:11,714 it was just truly a leap of faith. 867 00:36:11,756 --> 00:36:15,051 The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women. 868 00:36:15,093 --> 00:36:17,762 I mean, why do we have to wait for men to propose? 869 00:36:17,804 --> 00:36:20,348 Why is everything on his terms? 870 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:23,017 No, I think it is time to shake things up. 871 00:36:23,059 --> 00:36:24,894 How about this? We pick the guy, 872 00:36:24,936 --> 00:36:28,398 we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay. 873 00:36:28,439 --> 00:36:31,776 (cheering and applause) 874 00:36:34,779 --> 00:36:36,697 -COLIN: That was terrific. -(Kat chuckling) 875 00:36:36,739 --> 00:36:38,282 No, no, seriously. Oh, and listen. 876 00:36:38,324 --> 00:36:39,575 Don't worry about Tuesday. 877 00:36:39,617 --> 00:36:40,910 We'll adjust our schedule around yours. 878 00:36:40,952 --> 00:36:42,453 -It'll be fine. -Thanks. I appreciate it. 879 00:36:42,495 --> 00:36:43,788 -No, of course. -KAT: We'll try not to 880 00:36:43,830 --> 00:36:45,498 turn your life upside down too much. 881 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:47,500 I think it might be a little too late for that. 882 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,252 I mean, do you ever get used to this? 883 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:53,923 Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere? 884 00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:55,925 I don't know. Some days, you barely notice. 885 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:59,804 Other days, you feel like... a panda in a zoo. 886 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,266 You should know that up front. 887 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:04,475 Got it. 888 00:37:04,517 --> 00:37:05,727 Where you off to now? 889 00:37:05,768 --> 00:37:08,271 Oh, London, for a meeting. 890 00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:10,773 And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog, 891 00:37:10,815 --> 00:37:13,735 which pretty much sums it up. 892 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:16,988 I'll see you at the next photo op? 893 00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:19,449 -Okay. -(engine starts) 894 00:37:19,490 --> 00:37:21,409 Don't forget to check your schedule. 895 00:37:21,451 --> 00:37:23,286 I got it. 896 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:25,955 OMG. He can't even text with that. 897 00:37:25,997 --> 00:37:28,207 OMG. Yes, he can. 898 00:37:28,249 --> 00:37:29,834 (whispers): But very slowly. 899 00:37:40,011 --> 00:37:41,304 Ay, ay, ay. 900 00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:42,889 PARKER: You did not look nervous, 901 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,599 and you know what, you kind of have 902 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,017 offbeat good looks for someone... 903 00:37:46,059 --> 00:37:47,810 -Offbeat? -PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez! 904 00:37:47,852 --> 00:37:49,312 -Charlie, over here! -CHARLIE: What are they doing here? 905 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:50,813 Relax. We're famous now. 906 00:37:50,855 --> 00:37:52,690 PHOTOGRAPHER: Is this a throuple? 907 00:37:52,732 --> 00:37:54,484 Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?! 908 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:55,860 Why are you yelling at me? 909 00:37:55,902 --> 00:37:57,487 -I'm standing right here. -Come on, Charlie. 910 00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:58,821 -I'm gonna go inside. -What are you doing? 911 00:37:58,863 --> 00:38:00,114 -PARKER: Just, um... -Are you now Mr. Valdez? 912 00:38:00,156 --> 00:38:01,449 Are you in the doghouse? Huh? 913 00:38:01,491 --> 00:38:03,493 (grunting): Gonna be a short walk. 914 00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:05,912 Go inside. I'll deal with this. 915 00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:07,622 PHOTOGRAPHER: You been kicked out already? 916 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:10,166 The dog can't shit if people are watching. 917 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:13,378 Luckily, I can only shit if people are watching, 918 00:38:13,419 --> 00:38:16,589 so if you're feeling lucky... 919 00:38:17,757 --> 00:38:19,842 I'm busy, too, by the way. 920 00:38:19,884 --> 00:38:22,095 (cheering, excited chatter) 921 00:38:24,347 --> 00:38:26,557 * * 922 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,560 BASTIAN (on video): What's your name, baby? 923 00:38:29,602 --> 00:38:32,146 -WOMAN (on video): Janice. -BASTIAN: Janice. 924 00:38:32,188 --> 00:38:34,607 You look so sexy tonight. 925 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,784 KAT: I don't know about you guys, 926 00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:47,328 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 927 00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:48,871 I also love to have fresh juice. 928 00:38:48,913 --> 00:38:50,748 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 929 00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:52,750 Could we get a Vitamix? 930 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:54,544 I'd like to juice daily. 931 00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:55,753 Come on. Put that down. 932 00:38:55,795 --> 00:38:57,422 No electronics at dinner. 933 00:38:57,463 --> 00:38:58,923 What do you call that? 934 00:38:58,965 --> 00:39:00,925 I call that a nature documentary, 935 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:03,886 so we can travel while we eat. 936 00:39:03,928 --> 00:39:05,888 Put it down. 937 00:39:07,265 --> 00:39:10,393 So, is Kat, like, my stepmom? 938 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,019 No, Lou. Come on. 939 00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:15,064 Dad, I think this experience is actually really good for you. 940 00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:16,566 Says my 12-year-old? 941 00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:18,359 It's true. I mean, you never just, like, 942 00:39:18,401 --> 00:39:19,986 do things without planning them. 943 00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,362 I think it's cool. 944 00:39:21,404 --> 00:39:22,905 I really want to meet her. 945 00:39:22,947 --> 00:39:24,907 I mean, Parker says she's nice 946 00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:27,785 and smart and next-level hot. 947 00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:29,746 She is nice. She is... She's an attract... 948 00:39:29,787 --> 00:39:31,330 Here, let me get this. 949 00:39:31,372 --> 00:39:34,292 Dad, she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram. 950 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,793 Okay. I'm not impressed. 951 00:39:35,835 --> 00:39:38,296 Talk to me when she gets to 90 million, okay? 952 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:40,089 Lou, it's not real. 953 00:39:40,131 --> 00:39:41,674 It's all a facade. 954 00:39:41,716 --> 00:39:43,426 You know, they had me wearing makeup. 955 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:45,303 You wear makeup now? 956 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:47,346 Wore once. Never again. 957 00:39:47,388 --> 00:39:50,725 Well, you never say never, but I don't plan on it 958 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:53,144 in the next couple months that we're doing this. 959 00:39:53,186 --> 00:39:55,980 And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her? 960 00:39:56,022 --> 00:39:57,607 I don't think Mom would want that. 961 00:39:57,648 --> 00:39:59,442 Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too. 962 00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:02,904 Oh, perfect. Lou, you know that we're not really together. 963 00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:05,990 Her manager stages things. Look. 964 00:40:06,866 --> 00:40:08,951 -You have an iPhone? -Yeah. 965 00:40:08,993 --> 00:40:10,620 I mean, it's-it's just for scheduling. 966 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:12,246 They're making me use it. 967 00:40:12,288 --> 00:40:13,748 -Huh. -Yeah, bowling, 968 00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:15,500 and then we're gonna do a photo shoot, so... 969 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:19,462 Uh-huh. But do you guys, like, talk ever? 970 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:22,048 It's just publicity. It's not real. 971 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:24,008 Hmm. 972 00:40:25,051 --> 00:40:26,969 Yeah! Come on! 973 00:40:27,011 --> 00:40:28,679 Okay, your turn. 974 00:40:28,721 --> 00:40:30,098 Don't be nervous. It's just, uh... 975 00:40:30,139 --> 00:40:31,808 It's not a competition. Just having fun. 976 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,393 Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing 977 00:40:33,434 --> 00:40:35,561 from the way you're holding that that you haven't done 978 00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:37,855 -too much bowling. -Uh, what do I do? 979 00:40:37,897 --> 00:40:39,816 Well, you... you're gonna want to put your fingers 980 00:40:39,857 --> 00:40:41,275 -in the holes there. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 981 00:40:41,317 --> 00:40:42,985 This one, yeah. Get your thumb in that one. 982 00:40:43,027 --> 00:40:44,821 -There? That one? Okay. -Yep. And then take 983 00:40:44,862 --> 00:40:47,156 three steps kind of-- you want to land on your left, 984 00:40:47,198 --> 00:40:49,242 and don't be afraid to use those little... 985 00:40:54,038 --> 00:40:56,958 A strike is better than a spare, right? 986 00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:58,835 -That is not your first time bowling. -(laughing) 987 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:00,628 Yes! Did you get that? 988 00:41:00,670 --> 00:41:03,339 -Come on! The old rope-a-dope. -Yes! 989 00:41:03,381 --> 00:41:05,049 MELISSA: Oh, my God. 990 00:41:05,091 --> 00:41:08,010 I wish I put money on this, because people are loving it. 991 00:41:08,052 --> 00:41:09,762 -What people? -Oh, well, this is 992 00:41:09,804 --> 00:41:12,181 an Instagram live feed, and 237,000 people 993 00:41:12,223 --> 00:41:14,142 are like, "Why is he such a boring nerd?" 994 00:41:14,183 --> 00:41:16,394 -Mel. -What? Their words, not mine. 995 00:41:16,436 --> 00:41:17,520 Get off the live, Mel. 996 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,771 All right. 997 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:20,064 So, we just need a little bit more 998 00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:21,566 B roll for The Today Show. 999 00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:24,485 Well, I've-I've got to get home to Tank. 1000 00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:25,945 -Is Tank his daughter? -Stop. 1001 00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:27,655 -COLIN: Okay. -You have to go? 1002 00:41:27,697 --> 00:41:29,824 Yeah, if you guys are done with me. 1003 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:32,577 Mm-hmm. We're going to a party. 1004 00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:34,746 You go. 1005 00:41:34,787 --> 00:41:36,789 Where's home? 1006 00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:43,880 KAT: Wow. Cool. 1007 00:41:43,921 --> 00:41:46,257 CHARLIE: Thanks. 1008 00:41:46,299 --> 00:41:49,010 Yeah, it's a, um... 1009 00:41:49,052 --> 00:41:51,512 Kat, meet dog. (chuckling) 1010 00:41:51,554 --> 00:41:53,473 Wow, I never heard that one before. 1011 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:56,601 Sorry. That was pretty... ruff. 1012 00:41:56,642 --> 00:41:59,562 (laughing): You are so lucky 1013 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,397 that Mel didn't hear you say that. 1014 00:42:01,439 --> 00:42:02,899 No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here. 1015 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,234 I feel like you're never alone. 1016 00:42:05,276 --> 00:42:06,736 What? I'm alone now. 1017 00:42:06,778 --> 00:42:09,739 Well, I mean, yeah, other than Kofi. 1018 00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:11,532 KAT: Just ignore him. 1019 00:42:11,574 --> 00:42:14,285 CHARLIE: Is everything you do filmed? 1020 00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:16,287 -KAT: Banked. -Banked? 1021 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:17,955 For my channel. 1022 00:42:17,997 --> 00:42:20,291 Just little mini episodes of life. 1023 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:25,797 Uh, can-can we skip an episode? 1024 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:29,842 Want me to go? 1025 00:42:29,884 --> 00:42:31,594 KAT: Yeah, you can go. 1026 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:32,887 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Good night. 1027 00:42:32,929 --> 00:42:34,555 -I'll see you. Yeah. -Happy? 1028 00:42:34,597 --> 00:42:35,807 Relieved. 1029 00:42:35,848 --> 00:42:37,767 (door closes) 1030 00:42:37,809 --> 00:42:38,935 KAT: Is this your daughter? 1031 00:42:38,976 --> 00:42:39,936 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -She's cute. 1032 00:42:39,977 --> 00:42:42,271 Thanks. Yeah, she's great. 1033 00:42:42,313 --> 00:42:45,608 Although she is in that awkward in-between phase 1034 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,944 where she's still my baby girl 1035 00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:50,988 but she definitely wants nothing to do with me. 1036 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:52,990 And you can forget about getting hugs, 1037 00:42:53,032 --> 00:42:55,410 'cause it's not happening anymore, 1038 00:42:55,451 --> 00:43:00,123 which kind of breaks my heart, but that's the way it goes. 1039 00:43:00,164 --> 00:43:02,667 What happened with her mom? 1040 00:43:03,918 --> 00:43:05,128 I mean, I'm sorry, you don't... 1041 00:43:05,169 --> 00:43:06,379 You know, it's none of my business. 1042 00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:07,880 You don't have to tell me. (chuckles) 1043 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:10,967 No, no, it's okay. Um... 1044 00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:13,720 We were married, and we actually had a good marriage. 1045 00:43:13,761 --> 00:43:15,138 You know, then, 1046 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,014 I don't know, all of a sudden, I got the feeling 1047 00:43:17,056 --> 00:43:19,267 she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore, 1048 00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:21,477 and I had nothing to do but let her go. 1049 00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:24,397 And, you know, statistically, we're screwed, 1050 00:43:24,439 --> 00:43:28,317 'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce, so... 1051 00:43:28,359 --> 00:43:30,486 That means 52% work. 1052 00:43:30,528 --> 00:43:32,905 -Ah, an optimist. -(laughs) 1053 00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:35,408 -This is so cool. Can I? -Yeah. 1054 00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:38,786 And then I think when you get up to, like, second and third, 1055 00:43:38,828 --> 00:43:41,080 then it jumps up to, like, 67% failure rate. 1056 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:44,000 Even if it's one in a billion, what does it matter? 1057 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:46,627 It's worth a shot. 1058 00:43:46,669 --> 00:43:48,337 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1059 00:43:48,379 --> 00:43:49,672 I believe in marriage. 1060 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,007 Jesus, still? 1061 00:43:51,049 --> 00:43:53,301 Haven't you been married like six times? 1062 00:43:53,342 --> 00:43:54,802 Three times. 1063 00:43:54,844 --> 00:43:57,221 Not including this. This is four. 1064 00:43:57,263 --> 00:43:59,849 But the first time was only 48 hours, so... 1065 00:43:59,891 --> 00:44:01,392 doesn't count. 1066 00:44:01,434 --> 00:44:03,644 But still, do you ever feel like just kind of, 1067 00:44:03,686 --> 00:44:06,731 "I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it." 1068 00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:08,524 No, it's like math. 1069 00:44:08,566 --> 00:44:12,070 When you get a problem wrong, you just don't give up on it. 1070 00:44:13,279 --> 00:44:15,114 You keep trying till you get it right. 1071 00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:16,949 CHARLIE: And what about you and Bastian? 1072 00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:18,951 How long were you guys together? 1073 00:44:18,993 --> 00:44:20,912 Mm, year and a half. 1074 00:44:20,953 --> 00:44:23,206 I'd just split from my second husband. 1075 00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:25,333 He was a music producer who did, uh, 1076 00:44:25,374 --> 00:44:28,669 my last two albums and then sold a sex tape. 1077 00:44:28,711 --> 00:44:30,546 -(inhales sharply) -That's not the worst part. 1078 00:44:30,588 --> 00:44:33,466 The worst part is I thought I could fix things. 1079 00:44:33,508 --> 00:44:35,885 -(chuckles) -Pretty hard to fix a sex tape. 1080 00:44:35,927 --> 00:44:37,970 -Right. -(Tank grumbles) 1081 00:44:41,224 --> 00:44:44,352 Sorry. Yeah, it's just a little power nap. 1082 00:44:44,394 --> 00:44:45,895 Pacing himself. 1083 00:44:45,937 --> 00:44:47,397 -Mm. -(Charlie chuckles) 1084 00:44:47,438 --> 00:44:50,066 If we give him a minute, he'll-he'll restart. 1085 00:44:50,108 --> 00:44:52,443 -Okay. -But you were saying? 1086 00:44:52,485 --> 00:44:54,112 Well, this business, those type of guys, 1087 00:44:54,153 --> 00:44:55,863 they build you up to break you down. 1088 00:44:55,905 --> 00:44:57,407 But you were already famous, so... 1089 00:44:57,448 --> 00:44:59,242 It's not about fame. 1090 00:44:59,283 --> 00:45:02,995 You know, it's about credibility. 1091 00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:05,415 It just didn't matter how successful I was. 1092 00:45:05,456 --> 00:45:08,251 They never gave it to me. 1093 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:11,963 You know I've never been nominated for anything? 1094 00:45:12,755 --> 00:45:15,049 And then I met Bastian. 1095 00:45:15,091 --> 00:45:18,469 And he... and he gave me this. 1096 00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:23,307 "Sing." What does that mean? 1097 00:45:23,349 --> 00:45:26,310 It means "don't let them win." 1098 00:45:30,690 --> 00:45:32,442 Nobody's all bad, Charlie. 1099 00:45:32,483 --> 00:45:34,444 If they were, it would make it so much easier. 1100 00:45:34,485 --> 00:45:38,531 But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad. 1101 00:45:42,118 --> 00:45:45,037 (grunting): Okay. 1102 00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:51,461 Zoo mates. 1103 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,964 Zoo mates. 1104 00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:59,385 See, we're not so different, Charlie. 1105 00:45:59,427 --> 00:46:00,970 KAT: * You know I tried so long * 1106 00:46:01,012 --> 00:46:02,513 Come on. Come on! It's not a big... 1107 00:46:02,555 --> 00:46:05,475 * Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong * 1108 00:46:05,516 --> 00:46:09,187 * I swear I must've spent a thousand nights * 1109 00:46:09,228 --> 00:46:12,982 * Lookin' for somebody who could hold me tight * 1110 00:46:13,024 --> 00:46:15,735 * Until I realized * 1111 00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:18,988 * I am the love of, the love of my life... * 1112 00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:21,324 COLIN: The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez 1113 00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:23,785 are telling the world there's no age limit. 1114 00:46:23,826 --> 00:46:25,828 -Is that right? -Guess so. 1115 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,330 (chuckling) 1116 00:46:28,372 --> 00:46:31,125 * I am the love of, the love of my life * 1117 00:46:32,335 --> 00:46:34,170 * I am the love of, the love of my life * 1118 00:46:34,212 --> 00:46:35,922 * I was just waiting for you... * 1119 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,507 Think we've got everything we need. 1120 00:46:37,548 --> 00:46:39,759 We'll post to our socials, so... you're all set. 1121 00:46:39,801 --> 00:46:41,302 (sighs): All right. 1122 00:46:41,344 --> 00:46:44,847 Maybe... Is it okay if I stay? 1123 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,432 Oh, yeah. 1124 00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:47,809 Yeah, of course. 1125 00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:49,727 Make yourself at home. 1126 00:46:49,769 --> 00:46:52,939 * I can't tell you now * 1127 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:56,859 * I don't know why, don't know why * 1128 00:46:56,901 --> 00:47:01,197 * And now I'll pick myself up * 1129 00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,242 * One more time, one more time * 1130 00:47:04,283 --> 00:47:06,869 * You know I tried so long * 1131 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:10,706 * Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong... * 1132 00:47:10,748 --> 00:47:12,250 -Bye. -Bye. 1133 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:15,044 -Hey. -Hey, Mom. 1134 00:47:15,086 --> 00:47:17,046 How you doing? 1135 00:47:17,088 --> 00:47:18,631 * Hold me tight * 1136 00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:21,384 * Until I realized * 1137 00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,470 * I am the love of, the love of my life... * 1138 00:47:24,512 --> 00:47:27,682 There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test. 1139 00:47:27,724 --> 00:47:29,142 -Charlie! -No. 1140 00:47:29,183 --> 00:47:31,477 No, that was a stool softener for Tank. 1141 00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:33,730 * I ain't got nobody else on my mind... * 1142 00:47:33,771 --> 00:47:37,024 REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her new husband, Charlie Gilbert. 1143 00:47:37,066 --> 00:47:39,235 -Wh-What do I do? -Just stand and smile. 1144 00:47:39,277 --> 00:47:40,695 -Charlie! Charlie! -(clamoring) 1145 00:47:40,737 --> 00:47:43,448 -Oh, my God, it's Bastian! -Bastian! -Bastian! 1146 00:47:43,489 --> 00:47:46,033 Bastian, Bastian, Bastian! Over here! Over here! 1147 00:47:46,075 --> 00:47:47,535 (clamoring continues) 1148 00:47:47,577 --> 00:47:49,370 Guys, this way. How about the three of you together? 1149 00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:51,330 No hard feelings, man. Yeah? 1150 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:53,624 No feelings at all. (chuckles) 1151 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:55,918 Mm, mamacita. 1152 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,211 PHOTOGRAPHER: Bastian, one with the three of you. 1153 00:48:03,468 --> 00:48:05,344 PHOTOGRAPHER: What did he say to you? 1154 00:48:05,386 --> 00:48:06,763 Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way! 1155 00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:08,931 -What did he say, Charlie? -Look, Bastian! Bastian! 1156 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:11,142 -Thank you, guys. -(clamoring continues) 1157 00:48:11,184 --> 00:48:13,686 My Spanish is a little rusty, but he said, 1158 00:48:13,728 --> 00:48:15,938 "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 1159 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,607 "I'm such an idiot. 1160 00:48:17,648 --> 00:48:20,151 And why did I get that neck tattoo?" 1161 00:48:21,444 --> 00:48:23,529 You okay? 1162 00:48:24,947 --> 00:48:26,699 I'm good. 1163 00:48:26,741 --> 00:48:28,993 (jet engine whooshing) 1164 00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:31,329 CHARLIE: Now, where are you? 1165 00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:33,623 KAT: Paris, for a show. 1166 00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:34,832 CHARLIE: Ah. 1167 00:48:34,874 --> 00:48:36,459 -Paris! -CHARLIE: Is it weird having 1168 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:38,294 everyone in the world know who you are? 1169 00:48:38,336 --> 00:48:39,962 KAT: No, what's weird is that 1170 00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:42,090 everyone in the world thinks they know who I am. 1171 00:48:42,131 --> 00:48:43,966 CHARLIE: Yeah, I bet. 1172 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,927 And you're headed home after that? 1173 00:48:45,968 --> 00:48:47,470 KAT: Well, um, I'm home tomorrow, 1174 00:48:47,512 --> 00:48:49,597 but then I have that private in Japan. 1175 00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:51,140 Wh-What's a private? 1176 00:48:51,182 --> 00:48:53,643 KAT: I get paid a fortune to sing songs 1177 00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:56,104 to like ten insanely rich people. 1178 00:48:56,145 --> 00:48:57,605 CHARLIE: Do you think maybe they'd want 1179 00:48:57,647 --> 00:48:59,524 to watch someone do some math problems? 1180 00:48:59,565 --> 00:49:01,275 -(class cheering) -(Kat chuckling) 1181 00:49:01,317 --> 00:49:02,819 -KAT: I'll ask. -CHARLIE: All right, well, 1182 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:06,239 I'll let you go, but call me if you're lonely. 1183 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,658 (ringtone playing) 1184 00:49:08,699 --> 00:49:10,201 Hello? 1185 00:49:10,243 --> 00:49:12,995 -KAT: I'm lonely. -(laughing) 1186 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,957 It's been like 13 seconds. 1187 00:49:15,998 --> 00:49:18,209 Are you brushing your teeth? 1188 00:49:18,251 --> 00:49:20,253 -Yes. -Are you going to bed? 1189 00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:23,005 It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there. 1190 00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:25,508 Um, maybe. 1191 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,176 -Wow. -Well, I'm gonna read. 1192 00:49:27,218 --> 00:49:29,512 I'm not gonna go right to bed. 1193 00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:31,222 How's Lou? 1194 00:49:31,264 --> 00:49:32,598 She's really good. 1195 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,684 She finally agreed to join the math club, 1196 00:49:34,726 --> 00:49:37,520 which makes me happy 'cause she's phenomenal at math 1197 00:49:37,562 --> 00:49:39,230 even though she doesn't want to be. 1198 00:49:39,272 --> 00:49:41,149 Well, maybe she just doesn't want to be you. 1199 00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:42,316 That's for certain. 1200 00:49:42,358 --> 00:49:43,693 But it's not really that. 1201 00:49:43,735 --> 00:49:45,862 It's-it's more that she's afraid, and, 1202 00:49:45,903 --> 00:49:48,448 you know, she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11. 1203 00:49:48,489 --> 00:49:50,658 -The Mathalon? -Yeah, the Mathalon. 1204 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,493 It's kind of like the Grammys for math, 1205 00:49:52,535 --> 00:49:54,662 except there's like four people in the audience. 1206 00:49:54,704 --> 00:49:57,665 -Ah. -She kind of froze in the finals, 1207 00:49:57,707 --> 00:50:01,127 and then some kids made fun of her and... 1208 00:50:01,169 --> 00:50:02,962 I just want her to find her place. 1209 00:50:03,004 --> 00:50:05,214 Just give her a minute. 1210 00:50:05,256 --> 00:50:07,216 Yeah, definitely. 1211 00:50:07,258 --> 00:50:09,927 Okay, well, I'm glad you were lonely. 1212 00:50:09,969 --> 00:50:11,596 (chuckling) 1213 00:50:11,637 --> 00:50:13,973 I guess I'll let you get to bed now. 1214 00:50:14,015 --> 00:50:15,975 -(laughs) Okay. -Bye. 1215 00:50:16,017 --> 00:50:17,727 So long. Adios. 1216 00:50:17,769 --> 00:50:19,604 (laughs) Bye. 1217 00:50:19,645 --> 00:50:20,855 See you. 1218 00:50:28,071 --> 00:50:30,031 (sighs): Yeah. 1219 00:50:30,073 --> 00:50:32,033 (kids chattering) 1220 00:50:32,075 --> 00:50:33,993 (school bell rings) 1221 00:50:34,035 --> 00:50:36,412 Okay, after you've completed the prime factorization, 1222 00:50:36,454 --> 00:50:38,664 identify the distinct prime factor. 1223 00:50:38,706 --> 00:50:40,750 All right, listen up, Coolidge Pi-thons. 1224 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,502 -I'm here on official business. -Park... 1225 00:50:42,543 --> 00:50:45,338 First of all, who didn't get their waiver signed? 1226 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,756 All right, you two, out. 1227 00:50:46,798 --> 00:50:48,633 Hey, y-you can't just dismiss my students. 1228 00:50:48,674 --> 00:50:50,426 (mock stammering) Yes, I can. 1229 00:50:50,468 --> 00:50:53,137 You heard me. Scram. Beat it! 1230 00:50:53,971 --> 00:50:55,640 Now, for the rest of you 1231 00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,975 who know how to follow direction, 1232 00:50:58,017 --> 00:51:01,687 I bring you the one, the only... 1233 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,023 (students gasping) 1234 00:51:04,065 --> 00:51:06,275 (squealing excitedly) 1235 00:51:06,317 --> 00:51:07,610 Kat, I love you! 1236 00:51:07,652 --> 00:51:09,946 Percy, stop yelling. She's right here. 1237 00:51:09,987 --> 00:51:11,406 Hi. 1238 00:51:11,447 --> 00:51:13,783 Thought you had a private for, like, a fortune. 1239 00:51:13,825 --> 00:51:15,660 I rescheduled. 1240 00:51:15,701 --> 00:51:18,121 PARKER: All right, who's got a question for Kat? 1241 00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,330 -Oh, I do! I do! -Me! Me! 1242 00:51:19,372 --> 00:51:20,790 Say something smart. 1243 00:51:20,832 --> 00:51:22,041 Don't embarrass me. 1244 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,126 Uh, George. 1245 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,794 Did you really kiss Katy Perry? 1246 00:51:24,836 --> 00:51:26,003 Actually, she kissed me. 1247 00:51:26,045 --> 00:51:27,588 -STUDENTS: Ooh. -KAT: Next. 1248 00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:28,381 Oh! 1249 00:51:28,423 --> 00:51:29,549 Uh, Not George. 1250 00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:30,883 -Spencer. -Don't care. 1251 00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:34,595 Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian? 1252 00:51:34,637 --> 00:51:36,889 Well... 1253 00:51:36,931 --> 00:51:39,308 he didn't cheat on me with my assistant. 1254 00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:41,644 -STUDENTS: Ooh. -(laughter, cheering) 1255 00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:44,021 Okay, you guys caught us right in the middle 1256 00:51:44,063 --> 00:51:46,149 of our mock Mathalon training, 1257 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:49,152 which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit. 1258 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:51,446 Uh, Lou, you're up. 1259 00:51:51,487 --> 00:51:53,239 -(whispers): Dad, no. -KAT: Is that Lou? 1260 00:51:53,281 --> 00:51:54,866 Yeah. 1261 00:51:54,907 --> 00:51:57,034 Finally. Hi. 1262 00:51:57,076 --> 00:51:59,036 I've wanted to meet you forever. 1263 00:51:59,078 --> 00:52:00,455 Me, too. 1264 00:52:00,496 --> 00:52:02,165 PARKER: Are you kidding me? They haven't met? 1265 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,000 -No. -What is wrong with you? 1266 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:06,544 -Well, they... -(whispers): You're married. 1267 00:52:06,586 --> 00:52:08,171 Can we forget about the mock Mathalon? 1268 00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:10,339 I have a million questions for Kat. 1269 00:52:10,381 --> 00:52:11,632 Yeah, and Lou's too scared to get up 1270 00:52:11,674 --> 00:52:12,842 in front of people anyways. 1271 00:52:12,884 --> 00:52:14,260 Shut up, Jose. 1272 00:52:14,302 --> 00:52:16,012 Oh, well, don't worry. I totally get it. 1273 00:52:16,054 --> 00:52:18,514 You know, sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena 1274 00:52:18,556 --> 00:52:22,143 with thousands and thousands of people, I get so nervous. 1275 00:52:22,185 --> 00:52:23,728 (student murmuring in disbelief) 1276 00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:25,730 No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke. 1277 00:52:25,772 --> 00:52:29,150 Okay, Mel, pull up "Kat VMAs 2010." 1278 00:52:29,192 --> 00:52:30,359 -I've got it. -Oh, okay. 1279 00:52:30,401 --> 00:52:31,903 -Hey, Google. -Look at this. 1280 00:52:31,944 --> 00:52:37,075 Show me a video: "Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance." 1281 00:52:37,116 --> 00:52:40,703 * Number nine, yeah, I'm going up * 1282 00:52:40,745 --> 00:52:42,747 * I'm getting so high * 1283 00:52:43,581 --> 00:52:45,416 * I'm not the sa... * 1284 00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:46,793 KAT: Hey, Google. 1285 00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:48,211 -(laughs): That's enough. -(music stops) 1286 00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:50,421 -(students groaning) -Yeah. 1287 00:52:51,297 --> 00:52:54,092 I forgot the lyrics on live TV 1288 00:52:54,133 --> 00:52:56,177 to a song that I wrote. 1289 00:52:56,219 --> 00:52:57,970 It could happen to anybody. 1290 00:52:58,012 --> 00:53:00,306 Yeah, but the point is that once it does, 1291 00:53:00,348 --> 00:53:02,642 you're always worried, you know? 1292 00:53:02,683 --> 00:53:04,435 What if it happens again? 1293 00:53:04,477 --> 00:53:05,770 What did you do? 1294 00:53:05,812 --> 00:53:07,563 I shifted focus. 1295 00:53:07,605 --> 00:53:09,565 I made my dance so hard 1296 00:53:09,607 --> 00:53:12,318 that all I could do was concentrate on the steps. 1297 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,071 So, it's like you distracted your mind. 1298 00:53:15,113 --> 00:53:16,906 Yes. Exactly. 1299 00:53:16,948 --> 00:53:21,327 Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was. 1300 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,999 Mel, we're gonna need some speakers. 1301 00:53:29,085 --> 00:53:31,087 Not too loud, right? 1302 00:53:31,129 --> 00:53:33,339 (blasting over speakers): * I just got paid... * 1303 00:53:33,381 --> 00:53:34,424 STUDENTS: Hey! 1304 00:53:34,465 --> 00:53:35,967 KAT: And two. 1305 00:53:36,008 --> 00:53:38,261 And free your mind, and three and four. 1306 00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:40,263 Make a turn, three and four. 1307 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,056 Again, three and four. 1308 00:53:42,098 --> 00:53:43,558 * Don't know where we're going... * 1309 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:45,518 And one and two, and three and four. 1310 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,563 And ask a question, three and four. 1311 00:53:49,564 --> 00:53:52,108 Look alive, Chuck, three and four. 1312 00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:53,735 Oh, uh, okay. 1313 00:53:53,776 --> 00:53:56,446 Lou, what is 43 times 101? 1314 00:53:56,487 --> 00:53:58,531 -4-3-4-3. -Yes! 1315 00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,949 Yes, you're on fire. Yes! 1316 00:53:59,991 --> 00:54:01,784 You're ruining it, Charlie, three and four. 1317 00:54:01,826 --> 00:54:03,911 Keep the time, and three and four. 1318 00:54:03,953 --> 00:54:05,037 And turn. 1319 00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:07,874 CHARLIE: Esther, what is five factorial? 1320 00:54:07,915 --> 00:54:09,375 Uh, 120. 1321 00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:10,460 Yeah! 1322 00:54:10,501 --> 00:54:13,046 All geniuses with rhythm. 1323 00:54:13,087 --> 00:54:15,131 (cheering) 1324 00:54:15,173 --> 00:54:16,382 * I just got paid... * 1325 00:54:16,424 --> 00:54:17,759 (chanting): Go, Percy. Go, Percy. 1326 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,926 Go, Percy. 1327 00:54:18,968 --> 00:54:22,638 Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. 1328 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,351 Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. 1329 00:54:27,393 --> 00:54:29,645 (cheering) 1330 00:54:29,687 --> 00:54:32,899 Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah. 1331 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:37,111 Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. 1332 00:54:37,153 --> 00:54:38,446 (cheering) 1333 00:54:38,488 --> 00:54:40,156 * I just got paid * 1334 00:54:40,198 --> 00:54:42,158 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1335 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,202 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1336 00:54:44,243 --> 00:54:46,496 * Give me that money, give me that money* 1337 00:54:46,537 --> 00:54:48,414 -* Give me that money* -* I just got paid * 1338 00:54:48,456 --> 00:54:50,333 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1339 00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:52,460 * Give me that, give me that, give me that* 1340 00:54:52,502 --> 00:54:54,170 * Give me that money, give me that money* 1341 00:54:54,212 --> 00:54:55,338 -* Give me that money* -(cheering) 1342 00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:57,423 * I just got paid. * 1343 00:54:57,465 --> 00:54:59,634 (piano plays simple melody) 1344 00:55:09,727 --> 00:55:11,479 What are the words? 1345 00:55:11,521 --> 00:55:15,733 Uh, I haven't figured that out yet. 1346 00:55:15,775 --> 00:55:19,153 And, actually, the more I try, the harder it gets. 1347 00:55:19,195 --> 00:55:20,655 (sighs) 1348 00:55:20,696 --> 00:55:24,867 You know, when I can't figure out homework stuff, 1349 00:55:24,909 --> 00:55:27,662 my dad says, "If you sit in the question, 1350 00:55:27,703 --> 00:55:29,497 the answer finds you." 1351 00:55:29,539 --> 00:55:30,915 Hmm. 1352 00:55:30,957 --> 00:55:32,125 And does it? 1353 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:34,085 I don't know. I... 1354 00:55:34,127 --> 00:55:35,670 I don't sit long enough. 1355 00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:37,630 (laughs): Yeah. 1356 00:55:37,672 --> 00:55:39,757 That's my problem, too. 1357 00:55:43,845 --> 00:55:47,432 So, do you like my dad? 1358 00:55:47,473 --> 00:55:50,268 I mean, he can be so annoying, 1359 00:55:50,309 --> 00:55:53,855 but he's also, like, really smart and nice. 1360 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:57,400 You know, your dad says you're the best thing about him. 1361 00:55:57,442 --> 00:55:59,068 That's probably true. 1362 00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:00,486 (laughs) 1363 00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:02,363 MAN: Let's put it right over here. 1364 00:56:02,405 --> 00:56:03,740 LOU: Whoa. 1365 00:56:03,781 --> 00:56:06,367 -Is all this stuff for you? -CHARLIE: Coach. 1366 00:56:06,409 --> 00:56:08,119 Is this another endorsement deal? 1367 00:56:08,161 --> 00:56:09,746 No. 1368 00:56:09,787 --> 00:56:11,956 They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success, 1369 00:56:11,998 --> 00:56:14,542 which is a charity that I work with. 1370 00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:16,961 -That's awesome. -(chuckles) 1371 00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:18,421 You like? 1372 00:56:18,463 --> 00:56:20,339 I love. 1373 00:56:20,381 --> 00:56:22,467 (Charlie chuckling) 1374 00:56:24,135 --> 00:56:25,928 -No way. -Yeah. 1375 00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:27,430 Can I? 1376 00:56:27,472 --> 00:56:29,432 KAT: Don't worry. I'll pay them back. 1377 00:56:29,474 --> 00:56:30,767 (shushes quietly) 1378 00:56:30,808 --> 00:56:32,268 -CHARLIE: Okay, come on. -Thank you. 1379 00:56:32,310 --> 00:56:34,812 You got another bag in here with some textbooks. 1380 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:38,858 -Thank you. -Are you kidding? 1381 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:41,569 -(Charlie chuckles) -I love it. (laughs) 1382 00:56:41,611 --> 00:56:44,030 -I got to get her home. -What? 1383 00:56:44,072 --> 00:56:46,574 -Yeah. Yeah. -Already? No. 1384 00:56:47,366 --> 00:56:48,993 Okay. 1385 00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:51,162 I love Keats. 1386 00:56:56,501 --> 00:56:58,002 -Oh. (sucks teeth) -Wha... 1387 00:56:58,044 --> 00:56:59,962 (laughing): Stop. What are you doing? 1388 00:57:00,004 --> 00:57:02,298 -I killed it. -(laughing): It's not... 1389 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:04,092 Listen, I'm gonna say something 1390 00:57:04,133 --> 00:57:07,345 -that's probably gonna come out completely wrong... -(chuckles) 1391 00:57:07,387 --> 00:57:10,640 ...but you're beautiful without all of that. 1392 00:57:10,681 --> 00:57:13,017 -Aw. -I mean, either way, you're... 1393 00:57:13,059 --> 00:57:15,019 good to go. 1394 00:57:15,061 --> 00:57:18,815 -Good to go? -Good to go. 1395 00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:21,234 -(laughs) Okay, I'll take it. -(laughs) 1396 00:57:24,028 --> 00:57:26,197 You're a great teacher, Charlie. 1397 00:57:27,281 --> 00:57:30,660 Those kids, they're lucky to have you. 1398 00:57:30,701 --> 00:57:32,703 I don't know, hanging with you guys today 1399 00:57:32,745 --> 00:57:35,498 made me feel kind of normal. 1400 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:37,708 Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00. 1401 00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:40,503 Oh, my bad. 1402 00:57:40,545 --> 00:57:42,755 I thought you were by yourself. 1403 00:57:46,134 --> 00:57:48,302 Puerto Rico. 1404 00:57:50,138 --> 00:57:54,934 Um, my friends, they have a bed-and-breakfast there, so... 1405 00:57:54,976 --> 00:57:56,978 That's... 1406 00:57:58,187 --> 00:58:01,357 Listen, if-if... if Bastian is the guy 1407 00:58:01,399 --> 00:58:03,693 that you think you're supposed to be with, 1408 00:58:03,735 --> 00:58:07,822 then, hell, I'll drive you to the airport. 1409 00:58:07,864 --> 00:58:10,116 But if you're not sure... 1410 00:58:11,409 --> 00:58:13,077 ...then come with me 1411 00:58:13,119 --> 00:58:15,580 to the fall semiformal tomorrow night. 1412 00:58:16,914 --> 00:58:18,958 Yeah, they need chaperones. 1413 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,044 Maybe you need chaperoning. 1414 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:23,713 Listen, I'm not saying this 1415 00:58:23,755 --> 00:58:25,214 as your husband or even as your friend, 1416 00:58:25,256 --> 00:58:27,050 because technically I'm not either, 1417 00:58:27,091 --> 00:58:30,595 but if you go back to Bastian, aren't you just making 1418 00:58:30,636 --> 00:58:34,057 the same mistake all over again... again? 1419 00:58:34,098 --> 00:58:36,100 * * 1420 00:58:43,357 --> 00:58:46,194 Are you asking me to the school dance? 1421 00:58:47,195 --> 00:58:50,156 -Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but... -(laughing) 1422 00:58:50,198 --> 00:58:54,827 ...here we are in free period, so I figured I'd take my shot. 1423 00:58:55,828 --> 00:58:57,538 (chuckles softly) 1424 00:58:57,580 --> 00:59:00,625 (indistinct chatter, laughter) 1425 00:59:05,088 --> 00:59:07,924 CHARLIE: Welcome. (chuckles) 1426 00:59:07,965 --> 00:59:10,301 Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1427 00:59:10,343 --> 00:59:12,387 Come on. Okay. 1428 00:59:12,428 --> 00:59:13,638 Can I have your left wrist? 1429 00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:15,348 My left wr-- Okay. 1430 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:20,812 Oh, my God. 1431 00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,271 How sweet. 1432 00:59:22,313 --> 00:59:25,274 Oh, and I also got you this to give me. 1433 00:59:25,316 --> 00:59:27,443 (both laughing) 1434 00:59:27,485 --> 00:59:28,903 So thank you very much. 1435 00:59:28,945 --> 00:59:30,696 -I'm glad I thought of that. -It's my favorite. 1436 00:59:33,658 --> 00:59:36,244 You look in... 1437 00:59:36,285 --> 00:59:37,787 You look... (sighs) 1438 00:59:37,829 --> 00:59:39,789 Let's go to the dance. 1439 00:59:39,831 --> 00:59:42,667 PARKER: Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs. 1440 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,460 Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez, 1441 00:59:44,502 --> 00:59:47,255 we would like the gym to be a photo-free zone, 1442 00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:49,799 so please check your phones at the door. 1443 00:59:49,841 --> 00:59:51,718 (upbeat dance music playing) 1444 00:59:52,969 --> 00:59:54,637 You did all this for me? 1445 00:59:54,679 --> 00:59:57,265 -I might've had a little help. -(laughs) 1446 00:59:58,474 --> 01:00:00,560 You know what, Kofi, why don't you take the night off? 1447 01:00:00,601 --> 01:00:01,853 I'll let you know when I need you. 1448 01:00:01,894 --> 01:00:03,396 All right. Have a good time, y'all. 1449 01:00:03,438 --> 01:00:05,398 Okay. All right. 1450 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,899 Unsupervised. 1451 01:00:06,941 --> 01:00:08,818 I'm gonna screen-grab your search history 1452 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:10,361 and send it to your mother. 1453 01:00:10,403 --> 01:00:11,779 That's a guarantee. 1454 01:00:11,821 --> 01:00:14,866 ("Satisfied" by Galantis featuring MAX playing) 1455 01:00:14,907 --> 01:00:16,534 -Hey. -Hey. 1456 01:00:16,576 --> 01:00:18,202 -How are you? -Good to see you. 1457 01:00:18,244 --> 01:00:19,787 * * 1458 01:00:19,829 --> 01:00:21,956 -Kill the music! -(music stops) 1459 01:00:21,998 --> 01:00:24,375 A-one, two, three, four. 1460 01:00:24,417 --> 01:00:25,585 Hit it. 1461 01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:28,296 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1462 01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:30,590 * Marry me, marry me, say yes... * 1463 01:00:30,631 --> 01:00:31,883 What are you doing? 1464 01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:33,676 You know, kids opening for pop stars 1465 01:00:33,718 --> 01:00:35,136 is very big these days. 1466 01:00:35,178 --> 01:00:36,429 * I've never seen forever... * 1467 01:00:36,471 --> 01:00:39,015 When did the glee club learn "Marry Me"? 1468 01:00:39,057 --> 01:00:41,350 When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez. 1469 01:00:41,392 --> 01:00:43,728 -I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts. -Keep singing! 1470 01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:45,063 You're an inspiration, Pitts. 1471 01:00:45,104 --> 01:00:46,439 Right back at you, Gilbert. 1472 01:00:46,481 --> 01:00:48,441 Oh, my God, they are so adorable. 1473 01:00:48,483 --> 01:00:49,609 -Uh... -Thank you. 1474 01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:51,277 If you could. 1475 01:00:52,528 --> 01:00:54,989 Um, yeah, okay. (laughs) 1476 01:00:55,031 --> 01:00:57,867 PITTS: "To Jonathan Gregory Pitts, 1477 01:00:57,909 --> 01:01:00,620 a fellow architect of song." 1478 01:01:00,661 --> 01:01:03,539 (laughs) Okay, let her breathe just a little bit. 1479 01:01:03,581 --> 01:01:05,083 Come on. 1480 01:01:05,124 --> 01:01:06,918 -* Ring, ring, ring * -* Ring, ring * 1481 01:01:06,959 --> 01:01:07,877 -* Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring... * -(chuckles) 1482 01:01:07,919 --> 01:01:09,003 Love and light. 1483 01:01:09,045 --> 01:01:10,546 -Love and light. -Okay. Cut! 1484 01:01:10,588 --> 01:01:12,256 -* Tonight, tonight. * -Bring the music back! 1485 01:01:12,298 --> 01:01:15,385 (over speakers): * Keep me satisfied... * 1486 01:01:15,426 --> 01:01:16,552 (excited chatter) 1487 01:01:16,594 --> 01:01:17,887 (both chuckling) 1488 01:01:17,929 --> 01:01:20,890 So, do we have a job? 1489 01:01:20,932 --> 01:01:22,642 Do we have duties? What do we do? 1490 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:24,394 Yes, we do. We got to monitor. 1491 01:01:24,435 --> 01:01:26,771 We got to guide. We got to encourage. 1492 01:01:26,813 --> 01:01:28,564 -Okay. -We might have to discourage. 1493 01:01:28,606 --> 01:01:31,192 -(laughing) -We might have to separate. 1494 01:01:31,234 --> 01:01:34,070 And maybe later... mm, dance? 1495 01:01:34,112 --> 01:01:36,072 (laughing): I don't think you want to see that. 1496 01:01:36,114 --> 01:01:38,533 Oh, I do. I do want to see that. 1497 01:01:38,574 --> 01:01:40,368 Did you see my corsage? 1498 01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:42,578 I did. 1499 01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:45,415 (indistinct chatter) 1500 01:01:45,456 --> 01:01:48,334 * * 1501 01:01:48,376 --> 01:01:49,961 Hey! 1502 01:01:50,002 --> 01:01:51,838 -(camera clicks) -(yells playfully) 1503 01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:53,131 (laughing) 1504 01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,674 Oh, yeah, I want to do one. 1505 01:01:54,716 --> 01:01:55,758 -Ready? -Yep. 1506 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,051 Okay. 1507 01:02:02,515 --> 01:02:03,725 Hold this. 1508 01:02:03,766 --> 01:02:05,685 What are you doing? 1509 01:02:05,727 --> 01:02:07,019 A private. 1510 01:02:07,061 --> 01:02:09,313 (upbeat dance music playing) 1511 01:02:11,107 --> 01:02:12,859 (feedback squeals) 1512 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,360 Hey, everybody. 1513 01:02:14,402 --> 01:02:16,279 -(music stops) -(excited chatter) 1514 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,448 This is my first semiformal, 1515 01:02:18,489 --> 01:02:20,366 and, uh, 1516 01:02:20,408 --> 01:02:22,869 I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash. 1517 01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:24,287 We love you, Kat! 1518 01:02:24,328 --> 01:02:26,038 (chuckles) Thank you, Parker. 1519 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,957 Love you, too. 1520 01:02:27,999 --> 01:02:30,251 Uh, you guys mind if I do a song? 1521 01:02:30,293 --> 01:02:33,296 -(cheering) -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1522 01:02:33,337 --> 01:02:36,132 I actually wrote this song when I was about your age. 1523 01:02:36,174 --> 01:02:38,009 It was on my very first album. 1524 01:02:38,051 --> 01:02:39,677 It's called "After Love." 1525 01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:40,970 You guys may not know it. 1526 01:02:41,012 --> 01:02:43,139 -I do! -KAT: Oh. Do you want to come 1527 01:02:43,181 --> 01:02:46,059 -up here and do it with me? -(Parker gasps) 1528 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,977 -You play? -Y-Yeah. 1529 01:02:48,019 --> 01:02:49,479 Let's do it. 1530 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,856 (cheering) 1531 01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:53,649 (chuckles) 1532 01:02:53,691 --> 01:02:57,779 Give it up for a fellow architect of song, Mr. Pitts. 1533 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,655 (cheering) 1534 01:02:59,697 --> 01:03:01,908 -Pitts! -Mr. Pitts! 1535 01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:05,244 Ready? 1536 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,538 Three, four. 1537 01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:08,873 -* Long nights in your car * -(guitar playing) 1538 01:03:08,915 --> 01:03:11,167 * Mornings in your arms * 1539 01:03:11,209 --> 01:03:13,211 * From five-hour calls * 1540 01:03:13,252 --> 01:03:15,421 * To nothing at all * 1541 01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:17,799 * I guess I missed the signs * 1542 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,134 * The writing on the wall, ooh * 1543 01:03:20,176 --> 01:03:23,012 * Don't know where it all went wrong * 1544 01:03:23,054 --> 01:03:27,892 * But if this is how it's got to be * 1545 01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:32,897 * I need someone to tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me * 1546 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,358 * What comes after love? * 1547 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,529 * I want to know there's something for me after us * 1548 01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:43,699 * I don't think my heart was made to break this much * 1549 01:03:43,741 --> 01:03:48,079 * Tell me there's a happy ever after love * 1550 01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:53,126 * Tell me there's a happy ever after us * 1551 01:03:54,335 --> 01:03:56,879 -* I believe, I believe * -(attendees singing along) 1552 01:03:56,921 --> 01:03:58,673 * I believe in love * 1553 01:03:58,715 --> 01:04:02,760 * Even if, even if it wasn't meant for us * 1554 01:04:02,802 --> 01:04:07,390 * I believe, I believe, I believe in love * 1555 01:04:07,432 --> 01:04:09,267 * I just need someone to tell me * 1556 01:04:09,308 --> 01:04:10,977 * Tell me, tell me, tell me * 1557 01:04:11,018 --> 01:04:13,604 * What comes after love? * 1558 01:04:13,646 --> 01:04:17,942 * I want to know there's something for me after us * 1559 01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:22,196 * I don't think my heart was made to break this much * 1560 01:04:22,238 --> 01:04:26,492 * Tell me there's a happy ever after love * 1561 01:04:26,534 --> 01:04:31,122 * Tell me there's a happy ever after us. * 1562 01:04:31,164 --> 01:04:33,416 -(song ends) -(cheering) 1563 01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:46,012 -Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you. 1564 01:04:46,054 --> 01:04:48,723 KAT: Thank you guys so much! 1565 01:04:48,765 --> 01:04:51,726 Well, that is my new favorite song. 1566 01:04:51,768 --> 01:04:53,728 (Kat chuckles) 1567 01:04:53,770 --> 01:04:56,773 What was your old favorite song? 1568 01:04:56,814 --> 01:04:58,399 Um... I don't know, 1569 01:04:58,441 --> 01:05:01,986 this might be a little too edgy for you to handle, 1570 01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:05,073 but when my mom was sick, we watched a lot of musicals, 1571 01:05:05,114 --> 01:05:07,075 and her favorite was Camelot. 1572 01:05:07,116 --> 01:05:08,409 KAT: Mm. 1573 01:05:08,451 --> 01:05:09,952 You know, it was like Game of Thrones 1574 01:05:09,994 --> 01:05:12,038 but less nudity and murder. 1575 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,750 -More music and velvet. -(laughs) 1576 01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:17,293 But, anyway, when Lancelot 1577 01:05:17,335 --> 01:05:19,295 wants to tell Guenevere how he feels, 1578 01:05:19,337 --> 01:05:21,798 instead of saying, "I want to be with you," 1579 01:05:21,839 --> 01:05:25,385 he says, "We're gonna split up. It's inevitable." 1580 01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:27,220 That's a little depressing. 1581 01:05:27,261 --> 01:05:29,055 No, not when you hear it. 1582 01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:32,892 "If ever I were to leave you, it wouldn't be in summer." 1583 01:05:32,934 --> 01:05:38,106 * If ever I would leave you * 1584 01:05:38,147 --> 01:05:41,609 * It wouldn't be in summer * 1585 01:05:41,651 --> 01:05:45,488 * Seeing you in summer, I never would go * 1586 01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:47,615 -It's nice. -Yeah. 1587 01:05:48,699 --> 01:05:52,912 * Your hair streaked with sunlight * 1588 01:05:52,954 --> 01:05:54,664 * Your lips red as flame... * 1589 01:05:54,705 --> 01:05:57,250 -Dance with me. -(laughs): No, I don't dance. 1590 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,669 Come on. Dance with me. 1591 01:06:01,838 --> 01:06:03,589 Just a little bit. 1592 01:06:05,758 --> 01:06:08,344 There we go. 1593 01:06:08,386 --> 01:06:12,348 * How could it be in autumn? * 1594 01:06:12,390 --> 01:06:14,475 * How I'd leave in autumn * 1595 01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:18,855 * I never would know... * 1596 01:06:18,896 --> 01:06:22,024 Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White or Drake... 1597 01:06:22,066 --> 01:06:24,527 -(laughing) -...or whatever it is you listen to 1598 01:06:24,569 --> 01:06:26,529 when you're about to, you know... 1599 01:06:26,571 --> 01:06:28,448 To what? 1600 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,325 Well... 1601 01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,578 Well, I don't want to presume 1602 01:06:33,619 --> 01:06:36,289 that I'm about to have the best night of my life, 1603 01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:40,626 but if I am, I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet. 1604 01:06:42,253 --> 01:06:44,088 I like it. 1605 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:45,339 You do? 1606 01:06:45,381 --> 01:06:47,925 * When you catch the fire's glow * 1607 01:06:47,967 --> 01:06:49,761 A lot. 1608 01:06:50,970 --> 01:06:55,558 * If ever I would leave you * 1609 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,562 * How could it be in springtime * 1610 01:06:59,604 --> 01:07:01,564 * Knowing how in spring * 1611 01:07:01,606 --> 01:07:07,028 * I'm bewitched by you so? * 1612 01:07:07,070 --> 01:07:11,032 * Oh, no, not in springtime... * 1613 01:07:11,074 --> 01:07:13,618 Is this smart? 1614 01:07:14,619 --> 01:07:18,039 I think we left smart six weeks ago. 1615 01:07:18,081 --> 01:07:20,291 * * 1616 01:07:35,973 --> 01:07:38,226 * * 1617 01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:45,775 (birds chirping) 1618 01:07:48,152 --> 01:07:50,405 (sighs) 1619 01:07:56,828 --> 01:07:57,954 (Charlie sighs) 1620 01:07:57,995 --> 01:08:01,290 -Morning. -Morning. 1621 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:05,294 Thank God you're here. 1622 01:08:05,336 --> 01:08:08,840 'Cause I did have just a minute of: 1623 01:08:08,881 --> 01:08:11,843 -"Is she gone? Did she leave?" -(laughs) 1624 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:14,554 I was like, "God, just... 1625 01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:17,140 "I know you rock stars move fast, 1626 01:08:17,181 --> 01:08:19,892 -on to the next town, like, just love..." -(laughs) 1627 01:08:19,934 --> 01:08:22,979 -Oh, God. Here, take it. -(cell phone ringing) 1628 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,147 Hey. 1629 01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:25,565 MELISSA: Hey, how was last night? 1630 01:08:25,606 --> 01:08:28,234 -KAT: Amazing. -MELISSA: Wait. Where are you? 1631 01:08:28,276 --> 01:08:30,486 -Are you with, uh... -Yeah. Charlie. 1632 01:08:30,528 --> 01:08:32,822 -Still? -Still. 1633 01:08:32,864 --> 01:08:34,991 (Melissa continues indistinctly over phone) 1634 01:08:35,032 --> 01:08:36,492 (whispers): "Charlie. Still." 1635 01:08:36,534 --> 01:08:38,619 KAT: Let's just move that to Tuesday. 1636 01:08:38,661 --> 01:08:39,996 MELISSA: But they're expecting you. 1637 01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:42,165 Sorry. Just tell 'em no. 1638 01:08:42,206 --> 01:08:43,875 -Okay. -Okay. 1639 01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:45,585 I'll call you later. 1640 01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:48,588 Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me? 1641 01:08:49,589 --> 01:08:50,965 Maybe. 1642 01:08:51,007 --> 01:08:52,383 And you're welcome. 1643 01:08:52,425 --> 01:08:55,011 Thank you. 1644 01:08:55,053 --> 01:08:56,345 You and your mom? 1645 01:08:56,387 --> 01:08:58,014 Yeah, at Coney Island. 1646 01:08:58,056 --> 01:08:59,515 KAT: The Wonder Wheel. 1647 01:08:59,557 --> 01:09:01,392 Well, we actually called it "the wishing wheel." 1648 01:09:01,434 --> 01:09:03,144 Yeah. We loved going out there. 1649 01:09:03,186 --> 01:09:05,480 Although the last time that I took her out there, 1650 01:09:05,521 --> 01:09:07,023 it was closed 'cause it was winter. 1651 01:09:07,065 --> 01:09:09,067 It was, like, right before she passed away. 1652 01:09:09,108 --> 01:09:10,943 -Oh, I'm sorry. -No, no. 1653 01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:13,196 It-It's okay. I like talking about her. 1654 01:09:13,237 --> 01:09:17,909 It happened a while ago when Lou was like five, but... 1655 01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:22,622 they definitely got to spend some good times together. 1656 01:09:22,663 --> 01:09:26,042 And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou. 1657 01:09:26,084 --> 01:09:27,919 You think she would've liked me? 1658 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:28,920 No. 1659 01:09:28,961 --> 01:09:29,962 (laughing): What? 1660 01:09:30,004 --> 01:09:31,714 Yes, she would've loved you. 1661 01:09:31,756 --> 01:09:33,341 She would've thought you were amazing. 1662 01:09:33,383 --> 01:09:35,760 I mean, she might have questioned a few things. 1663 01:09:35,802 --> 01:09:37,678 She was very... 1664 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,472 Well, she was very self-sufficient. 1665 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:41,349 Well, I'm, like, the most self-sufficient 1666 01:09:41,391 --> 01:09:42,934 person on the planet. 1667 01:09:42,975 --> 01:09:45,269 -I mean, I do more things in one day than... -No, I know. 1668 01:09:45,311 --> 01:09:47,230 I know you do. I'm not saying that. 1669 01:09:47,271 --> 01:09:48,439 I'm saying you have a lot of people, 1670 01:09:48,481 --> 01:09:49,732 you know, kind of handling things. 1671 01:09:49,774 --> 01:09:51,609 There's nothing wrong with having help. 1672 01:09:51,651 --> 01:09:53,152 -I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless. -(chuckles) 1673 01:09:53,194 --> 01:09:55,279 It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate. 1674 01:09:55,321 --> 01:09:58,282 I know, but you might not need as many people helping you 1675 01:09:58,324 --> 01:09:59,992 as you think you do. 1676 01:10:00,034 --> 01:10:02,328 So, what are you saying? 1677 01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:05,081 You want me to try being alone? 1678 01:10:05,123 --> 01:10:06,624 Because I could go be alone right now. 1679 01:10:06,666 --> 01:10:08,251 No, no, uh, let's be clear. 1680 01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:11,379 "Alone" means without help, not alone without me. 1681 01:10:11,421 --> 01:10:13,548 Wait. 1682 01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:15,508 Is this a challenge? 1683 01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:16,926 Now you get it. 1684 01:10:16,968 --> 01:10:18,720 -What, are you challenging me? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1685 01:10:18,761 --> 01:10:21,681 Yeah, but let's make it a real challenge, okay? 1686 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:23,725 -Okay. -That means without doormen. 1687 01:10:23,766 --> 01:10:25,810 -Without yes-Melissa. -Fine. 1688 01:10:25,852 --> 01:10:27,019 Without cooks, 1689 01:10:27,061 --> 01:10:29,230 without cleaners, without hair extenders. 1690 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:31,065 -(laughs) -Yeah, this is serious. 1691 01:10:31,107 --> 01:10:32,775 Without live-feeding. 1692 01:10:32,817 --> 01:10:34,902 Without constant filming updates. 1693 01:10:34,944 --> 01:10:37,447 Without all that little stuff. Gone. 1694 01:10:37,488 --> 01:10:39,532 Okay. I can do that. 1695 01:10:39,574 --> 01:10:41,576 -Okay. -What are you gonna do? 1696 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:43,536 Me? I'm... You know, I'm gonna be there. 1697 01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:44,912 I'm gonna monitor. 1698 01:10:44,954 --> 01:10:45,955 Mm. 1699 01:10:45,997 --> 01:10:47,415 Nice try, buddy. 1700 01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:49,000 -Okay. -(laughing): What? 1701 01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:52,295 You're gonna get on social media. 1702 01:10:52,336 --> 01:10:53,588 -No. -Yes. 1703 01:10:53,629 --> 01:10:55,131 Come on, that's... This is about you. 1704 01:10:55,173 --> 01:10:56,632 You're gonna go on social media. 1705 01:10:56,674 --> 01:10:59,677 You're gonna have Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok. 1706 01:10:59,719 --> 01:11:01,804 -You're gonna do a dance! Yes! -This is about you. 1707 01:11:01,846 --> 01:11:03,139 -Don't flip it. -No, listen. 1708 01:11:03,181 --> 01:11:04,474 Why are you so judgmental? 1709 01:11:04,515 --> 01:11:05,808 It's so crazy. 1710 01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:08,561 No, look, this is gonna be a great thing. 1711 01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:10,980 It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher. 1712 01:11:11,022 --> 01:11:12,398 -(sighs) -Seriously. 1713 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,984 If you don't do it, I'm not doing it. 1714 01:11:16,027 --> 01:11:17,612 Okay. 1715 01:11:17,653 --> 01:11:19,238 (birds squawking) 1716 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,950 CHARLIE: So, this is your little getaway? 1717 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:23,951 (door banging) 1718 01:11:23,993 --> 01:11:25,912 Nope. It's locked. 1719 01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:35,880 Nothing under there? 1720 01:11:35,922 --> 01:11:37,965 Gosh. Dang it. 1721 01:11:38,007 --> 01:11:39,634 Jeff, can you... 1722 01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:41,177 No, no, th-that's cheating. 1723 01:11:41,219 --> 01:11:43,679 Come on. What are you gonna do? 1724 01:11:43,721 --> 01:11:44,931 You got a little problem. 1725 01:11:44,972 --> 01:11:46,349 Sometimes you just got to concede. 1726 01:11:46,391 --> 01:11:47,600 It's okay. 1727 01:11:56,192 --> 01:11:58,319 (alarm blaring) 1728 01:11:58,361 --> 01:12:01,030 You really like to win. 1729 01:12:01,072 --> 01:12:03,533 Yes! (grunts, laughs) 1730 01:12:04,409 --> 01:12:06,619 Coming? 1731 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:12,834 I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses. 1732 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:14,961 -It's better. -(laughs) 1733 01:12:17,422 --> 01:12:19,382 -Living room. -(computer chimes) 1734 01:12:19,424 --> 01:12:21,384 (whirring) 1735 01:12:21,426 --> 01:12:22,427 Ugh, this... 1736 01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:23,886 Uh, no. Sound. 1737 01:12:23,928 --> 01:12:25,138 (computer chimes) 1738 01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:27,390 -(laughing): Oh, my God. -(horse neighs on TV) 1739 01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:30,768 -Jesus! -Whose house is this? 1740 01:12:30,810 --> 01:12:32,270 Well, that actually could be nice 1741 01:12:32,311 --> 01:12:34,605 to offset the breeze from the broken window. 1742 01:12:34,647 --> 01:12:36,482 -We can make s'mores. -I like s'mores. 1743 01:12:36,524 --> 01:12:37,859 -Me, too. -Yeah. 1744 01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:40,778 * What comes after love... * 1745 01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:44,866 I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself. 1746 01:12:44,907 --> 01:12:48,327 * I don't think my heart was made to break this much * 1747 01:12:48,369 --> 01:12:51,873 * Tell me there's a happy ever after us... * 1748 01:12:51,914 --> 01:12:53,666 (gasps) 1749 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:55,752 I think you may have forgotten this. 1750 01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:57,670 ESTHER: Jesus, he's had an account for 45 minutes, 1751 01:12:57,712 --> 01:12:59,881 and he already has half a million followers. 1752 01:12:59,922 --> 01:13:00,965 -Oh, my God. Look. -STUDENT: Half a million? 1753 01:13:01,007 --> 01:13:02,300 Now you need your own web page. 1754 01:13:02,341 --> 01:13:05,261 Already created it on Wix.com. 1755 01:13:05,303 --> 01:13:06,721 "Numbers Neva Lie." 1756 01:13:06,763 --> 01:13:08,347 -Oh, that's perfect. -That is a good one. 1757 01:13:08,389 --> 01:13:10,767 -I love that. Do you love that? -Yeah, yeah, I do like it. 1758 01:13:10,808 --> 01:13:13,019 So, what do you want your caption to be, Mr. G? 1759 01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:16,773 KAT: "If you sit in the question, 1760 01:13:16,814 --> 01:13:19,192 the answer will find you." 1761 01:13:23,321 --> 01:13:25,907 (laughs) 1762 01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:28,451 Sorry, I was checking out this guy on Instagram. 1763 01:13:28,493 --> 01:13:29,994 Oh. Should I be jealous? 1764 01:13:30,036 --> 01:13:32,997 He sounds very interesting and handsome. 1765 01:13:33,039 --> 01:13:35,416 Just posting about all this math stuff. 1766 01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:36,793 Oh, one of those. 1767 01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:39,003 Brought you an apple. 1768 01:13:43,257 --> 01:13:45,635 * * 1769 01:13:45,676 --> 01:13:48,179 Happy birthday, part one. 1770 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,807 Oh. Thank you. 1771 01:13:50,848 --> 01:13:52,183 -(laughs) -Yeah, on my last birthday, 1772 01:13:52,225 --> 01:13:54,185 I was at a math conference in the Poconos. 1773 01:13:54,227 --> 01:13:55,478 (laughs): Oh! 1774 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,313 -I have a lot to live up to. -Yes. 1775 01:13:57,355 --> 01:13:58,856 -Open it! -Okay. 1776 01:14:03,236 --> 01:14:07,240 Like, a handkerchief or... 1777 01:14:07,281 --> 01:14:08,908 Turn around. 1778 01:14:08,950 --> 01:14:11,619 Oh, it's a blindfold. 1779 01:14:11,661 --> 01:14:13,788 -(Kat laughing) -Oh. 1780 01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:15,623 I'm a little taken aback. 1781 01:14:15,665 --> 01:14:18,668 I, uh, didn't know this was your thing, 1782 01:14:18,710 --> 01:14:22,672 -but whatever you're... into. -Shh. 1783 01:14:22,714 --> 01:14:24,507 -KAT: Okay, straight ahead. -CHARLIE: Okay. 1784 01:14:24,549 --> 01:14:26,092 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 1785 01:14:26,134 --> 01:14:27,468 -You should be. -(laughing): Okay. 1786 01:14:27,510 --> 01:14:28,678 Wait, turn around. 1787 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,388 It's not a piñata. 1788 01:14:30,430 --> 01:14:31,764 Maybe. Okay. 1789 01:14:31,806 --> 01:14:33,099 That's it, right there. 1790 01:14:33,141 --> 01:14:34,976 -That's where I need you. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1791 01:14:35,017 --> 01:14:37,228 -You ready? -Okay. 1792 01:14:48,322 --> 01:14:49,657 Happy birthday. 1793 01:14:49,699 --> 01:14:51,200 No. 1794 01:14:51,242 --> 01:14:53,327 How? 1795 01:14:53,369 --> 01:14:55,705 I know a guy who knows a guy. 1796 01:14:57,415 --> 01:14:59,792 Come on. 1797 01:15:02,253 --> 01:15:04,922 CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on the wishing wheel. 1798 01:15:04,964 --> 01:15:07,592 -KAT: Yes. -CHARLIE: Go ahead. 1799 01:15:11,262 --> 01:15:12,722 'Kay, done. 1800 01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:14,766 Your turn. Make a wish. 1801 01:15:15,767 --> 01:15:17,727 I already got it. 1802 01:15:17,769 --> 01:15:19,979 * * 1803 01:15:31,949 --> 01:15:33,910 KAT (over speakers): * Since you came around * 1804 01:15:33,951 --> 01:15:35,703 * You're testing my faith * 1805 01:15:35,745 --> 01:15:37,288 * I'm praying out loud * 1806 01:15:37,330 --> 01:15:38,414 KAT (chuckling): Yeah. 1807 01:15:38,456 --> 01:15:40,541 * I feel it in my chest... * 1808 01:15:40,583 --> 01:15:42,502 -21! -Yes! 1809 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:43,586 -(cheering) -Yeah! 1810 01:15:43,628 --> 01:15:44,837 -Yeah! -Hey. 1811 01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:46,422 Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry. 1812 01:15:46,464 --> 01:15:47,840 Great day, you guys. 1813 01:15:47,882 --> 01:15:49,926 We are finished. Grab your stuff. 1814 01:15:49,967 --> 01:15:51,928 -(kids murmuring) -LOU: I'm ready. 1815 01:15:51,969 --> 01:15:53,596 KAT: You are. You're gonna be great. 1816 01:15:53,638 --> 01:15:55,473 -STUDENT: Yo, is that Bastian? -KAT: Amazing. -LOU: Thanks. 1817 01:15:55,515 --> 01:15:57,600 -BASTIAN: Yo. What's up, kids? -STUDENT: Oh, my God, Bastian! 1818 01:15:57,642 --> 01:15:58,768 (excited chatter) 1819 01:15:58,810 --> 01:15:59,894 Wait, what's going on? 1820 01:15:59,936 --> 01:16:01,604 He insisted on coming. 1821 01:16:01,646 --> 01:16:04,190 Hey, come on, now. Your parents are waiting for you outside. 1822 01:16:04,232 --> 01:16:06,192 Okay. See you later, guys. See you. Bye. 1823 01:16:06,234 --> 01:16:07,777 I tried to give you a heads-up, 1824 01:16:07,819 --> 01:16:09,112 but somebody wasn't answering her phone. 1825 01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:10,613 No, no. There are no phones at school. 1826 01:16:10,655 --> 01:16:12,323 -What are you guys doing here? -You got nominated 1827 01:16:12,365 --> 01:16:15,993 for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys. 1828 01:16:16,035 --> 01:16:17,120 What?! 1829 01:16:17,161 --> 01:16:18,454 "Marry Me"... (continues in Spanish) 1830 01:16:18,496 --> 01:16:20,790 -Yeah. -Oh, my God! -We got nominated! 1831 01:16:20,832 --> 01:16:22,792 -Can you believe it? -Congratulations. 1832 01:16:22,834 --> 01:16:23,918 -Oh, my God, yes! -(chuckles): Congratulations. 1833 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,462 -Yes. Oh, my God. -Wow. 1834 01:16:26,504 --> 01:16:27,755 I can't believe this. 1835 01:16:27,797 --> 01:16:29,006 It was only a matter of time, babe. 1836 01:16:29,048 --> 01:16:30,633 -Oh, my God. -You should tell her. 1837 01:16:30,675 --> 01:16:32,343 Oh, yeah. So, um, Bastian's concert 1838 01:16:32,385 --> 01:16:34,554 at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming 1839 01:16:34,595 --> 01:16:36,889 across multiple platforms, so there's loads of exposure. 1840 01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:38,850 BASTIAN: Yeah, he thought we could 1841 01:16:38,891 --> 01:16:41,102 surprise everyone and do "Marry Me." 1842 01:16:41,144 --> 01:16:42,937 COLIN: Right. Now, the ballots are out next week, 1843 01:16:42,979 --> 01:16:45,648 and nobody's seen you two together since... 1844 01:16:45,690 --> 01:16:47,567 well, you know, a while. 1845 01:16:47,608 --> 01:16:49,360 Um... 1846 01:16:49,402 --> 01:16:51,320 You know, we don't... we don't have any 1847 01:16:51,362 --> 01:16:53,614 -of the dancers in town. -BASTIAN: No, no, no. 1848 01:16:53,656 --> 01:16:55,116 It's short notice. I-I don't... 1849 01:16:55,158 --> 01:16:57,076 No, but wait. But we can do the ballad version. 1850 01:16:57,118 --> 01:17:00,413 The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony. 1851 01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:05,501 I don't know, Sebastian. 1852 01:17:05,543 --> 01:17:06,878 "Sebastian"? 1853 01:17:10,631 --> 01:17:12,633 Come on. "Sebastian"? 1854 01:17:12,675 --> 01:17:13,718 That's his real name. 1855 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,011 Look, can I just... 1856 01:17:15,053 --> 01:17:16,679 I-I know this is a little... 1857 01:17:16,721 --> 01:17:18,264 I'm not trying to make a thing here, 1858 01:17:18,306 --> 01:17:20,725 but this is the song that you were gonna get married to. 1859 01:17:20,767 --> 01:17:22,560 This is huge for me. 1860 01:17:22,602 --> 01:17:24,562 Totally. Totally. 1861 01:17:25,354 --> 01:17:27,106 You should come. I want you to come. 1862 01:17:27,148 --> 01:17:29,358 Are you gonna come with us? 1863 01:17:31,069 --> 01:17:32,779 Right. Okay. I mean, it's... 1864 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,363 it's not a big deal. 1865 01:17:34,405 --> 01:17:36,908 The nomination is. 1866 01:17:37,867 --> 01:17:39,827 So please don't be upset. 1867 01:17:39,869 --> 01:17:41,704 I-I'm just being a jerk. 1868 01:17:41,746 --> 01:17:43,206 And I'm sorry. 1869 01:17:43,247 --> 01:17:46,209 I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit 1870 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:49,045 and you don't need them to tell you how good you are. 1871 01:17:49,837 --> 01:17:51,422 I know. 1872 01:17:51,464 --> 01:17:52,840 Just do me a favor. 1873 01:17:52,882 --> 01:17:55,802 Don't say "Sebastian." 1874 01:17:55,843 --> 01:17:57,095 (door opens) 1875 01:17:58,763 --> 01:18:01,057 See you, babe. 1876 01:18:01,099 --> 01:18:02,767 -See you soon. -Hey. 1877 01:18:02,809 --> 01:18:04,143 We got to schedule a band rehearsal 1878 01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:06,187 -and a wardrobe fitting. -Okay. 1879 01:18:06,229 --> 01:18:07,605 -Now? -Yes, now. 1880 01:18:07,647 --> 01:18:08,815 -Yes. -Okay. You good? 1881 01:18:08,856 --> 01:18:10,525 -I'm good. -Are you sure? 1882 01:18:10,566 --> 01:18:12,151 Okay, I'll call you. 1883 01:18:12,193 --> 01:18:15,530 MELISSA: This is gonna be so exciting! (squeals) 1884 01:18:25,164 --> 01:18:26,916 Hey. 1885 01:18:28,084 --> 01:18:30,044 -You okay? -Yeah. 1886 01:18:30,086 --> 01:18:32,630 Just keeping Tank company. 1887 01:18:32,672 --> 01:18:34,924 Good dog. 1888 01:18:37,135 --> 01:18:39,679 You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian 1889 01:18:39,721 --> 01:18:41,764 and dump you? 1890 01:18:41,806 --> 01:18:44,434 No. 1891 01:18:44,475 --> 01:18:45,977 Yeah. 1892 01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:48,312 I'd be afraid of that, too. 1893 01:18:49,981 --> 01:18:52,191 (audience cheering) 1894 01:18:53,985 --> 01:18:56,279 (cheering continues) 1895 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,281 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1896 01:18:58,322 --> 01:19:00,783 Thank you. Um... 1897 01:19:00,825 --> 01:19:03,828 I have a little surprise for you tonight. 1898 01:19:04,912 --> 01:19:07,457 There is a woman 1899 01:19:07,498 --> 01:19:09,876 -who's been my heart... -(cheering) 1900 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:12,045 and my biggest inspiration. 1901 01:19:23,264 --> 01:19:25,141 She always gonna be my family. 1902 01:19:25,183 --> 01:19:26,976 (lush orchestral ballad begins) 1903 01:19:27,018 --> 01:19:29,645 And we're always gonna have... 1904 01:19:29,687 --> 01:19:31,314 "Marry Me." 1905 01:19:31,355 --> 01:19:33,357 (cheering) 1906 01:19:40,740 --> 01:19:43,367 (cheering over computer) 1907 01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:47,955 Crowd's going bananas. 1908 01:19:47,997 --> 01:19:50,166 LOU: I know. 1909 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:53,002 I don't know if I'd say "bananas," but... 1910 01:19:57,382 --> 01:20:00,385 * I've never seen forever * 1911 01:20:00,426 --> 01:20:03,554 * I've never seen forever in the wild * 1912 01:20:03,596 --> 01:20:09,018 * But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes * 1913 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:11,521 * Baby, you're my shelter * 1914 01:20:11,562 --> 01:20:15,316 * Shelter from a broken paradise * 1915 01:20:15,358 --> 01:20:21,114 * I couldn't dream it any better if I tried * 1916 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,700 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 1917 01:20:24,742 --> 01:20:27,787 * Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring * 1918 01:20:27,829 --> 01:20:30,415 * You're the queen, I'll be the king, king, king * 1919 01:20:30,456 --> 01:20:33,793 * For life, for life, for love * 1920 01:20:33,835 --> 01:20:37,088 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1921 01:20:37,130 --> 01:20:40,007 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1922 01:20:40,049 --> 01:20:42,468 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1923 01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:45,430 * For the rest, the rest of your life * 1924 01:20:45,471 --> 01:20:48,349 * I'm-a fly her off to Vegas * 1925 01:20:48,391 --> 01:20:50,601 * We could tie it up tonight, no patience * 1926 01:20:50,643 --> 01:20:53,855 * Take my last name, put it where your name is * 1927 01:20:53,896 --> 01:20:56,941 * Have they ever seen a love this famous? * 1928 01:20:56,983 --> 01:20:59,569 * They never, no, they never * 1929 01:20:59,610 --> 01:21:02,739 * This forever, ever, ever, ever, ever * 1930 01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:05,491 * Ain't nobody do it better, better, better * 1931 01:21:06,576 --> 01:21:08,244 * Every song we getting better * 1932 01:21:08,286 --> 01:21:10,913 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 1933 01:21:10,955 --> 01:21:12,415 * Ooh, we gotta * 1934 01:21:12,457 --> 01:21:13,916 * Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring * 1935 01:21:13,958 --> 01:21:15,293 * Ooh, they gotta * 1936 01:21:15,334 --> 01:21:17,086 * This queen need a king, king, king * 1937 01:21:17,128 --> 01:21:18,629 * For life, for life, for life * 1938 01:21:18,671 --> 01:21:20,423 -* For life * -* Yeah * 1939 01:21:20,465 --> 01:21:22,550 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 1940 01:21:22,592 --> 01:21:24,010 -* Ring, ring * -* Church bells * 1941 01:21:24,052 --> 01:21:25,678 * Let 'em ring, ring, ring * 1942 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,055 * Ring, ring * 1943 01:21:27,096 --> 01:21:28,556 * Angels gonna sing, sing, sing * 1944 01:21:28,598 --> 01:21:31,601 * Tonight, tonight, tonight, baby * 1945 01:21:31,642 --> 01:21:35,104 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1946 01:21:35,146 --> 01:21:37,940 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1947 01:21:37,982 --> 01:21:41,611 * Marry me, marry me, say yes for the rest * 1948 01:21:41,652 --> 01:21:44,280 -* The rest of your life * -* Marry me, baby * 1949 01:21:44,322 --> 01:21:46,449 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1950 01:21:46,491 --> 01:21:49,494 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1951 01:21:49,535 --> 01:21:52,622 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 1952 01:21:52,663 --> 01:21:54,832 * For the rest, the rest of your life * 1953 01:21:54,874 --> 01:21:57,168 * Baby * 1954 01:21:58,086 --> 01:22:00,338 (singing in Spanish) 1955 01:22:18,481 --> 01:22:22,193 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1956 01:22:22,235 --> 01:22:24,278 * Won't you marry me, baby? * 1957 01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:27,407 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1958 01:22:27,448 --> 01:22:29,742 * I want you in my life so bad * 1959 01:22:29,784 --> 01:22:33,621 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1960 01:22:33,663 --> 01:22:35,832 * Won't you love me, baby? * 1961 01:22:35,873 --> 01:22:39,961 * Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me * 1962 01:22:40,002 --> 01:22:44,090 * Ooh * 1963 01:22:44,132 --> 01:22:48,344 * Ah-ah-ah. * 1964 01:22:48,386 --> 01:22:50,638 -(song ends) -(cheering) 1965 01:23:03,943 --> 01:23:07,071 Get your ass to the Garden. 1966 01:23:09,532 --> 01:23:12,118 (pop music playing faintly) 1967 01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:14,412 (indistinct chatter) 1968 01:23:16,748 --> 01:23:17,874 MELISSA: Yes! 1969 01:23:17,915 --> 01:23:19,834 -Yeah. Pose. -We did it. 1970 01:23:19,876 --> 01:23:21,586 MELISSA: We look so good! 1971 01:23:24,172 --> 01:23:25,423 You guys's chemistry is off the charts. 1972 01:23:25,465 --> 01:23:26,966 BASTIAN: Come on, guys. Let's do it. 1973 01:23:27,008 --> 01:23:28,760 MELISSA: And the audience felt it. 1974 01:23:28,801 --> 01:23:31,387 (playing soft pop intro) 1975 01:23:31,429 --> 01:23:33,639 (excited chatter, applause) 1976 01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:37,852 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 1977 01:23:45,485 --> 01:23:46,736 -You know? -Yeah. 1978 01:23:46,778 --> 01:23:48,488 -CHARLIE: Hey. -(laughing): Oh, my God. 1979 01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:51,074 -I didn't know you were coming. -Hey. 1980 01:23:51,115 --> 01:23:52,742 No, I wasn't, and then I was like, 1981 01:23:52,784 --> 01:23:54,744 "I'm gonna get down there," and-and... 1982 01:23:54,786 --> 01:23:56,037 but I didn't have a pass, 1983 01:23:56,079 --> 01:23:57,830 so I couldn't get in at first, and then luckily, 1984 01:23:57,872 --> 01:23:59,916 someone saw me and they brought me backstage 1985 01:23:59,957 --> 01:24:02,835 and then brought me over here. 1986 01:24:02,877 --> 01:24:04,128 So, you didn't see it? 1987 01:24:04,170 --> 01:24:06,756 No, no, I did. I did. Yeah. 1988 01:24:06,798 --> 01:24:08,591 Uh, did you like it? 1989 01:24:08,633 --> 01:24:10,927 I-I... I thought it was amazing. 1990 01:24:10,968 --> 01:24:12,929 I-I was really happy for you. 1991 01:24:12,970 --> 01:24:14,305 I think you're amazing. 1992 01:24:14,347 --> 01:24:15,765 (chuckles) 1993 01:24:15,807 --> 01:24:17,934 Can you guys... You know, fine, we'll go over here. 1994 01:24:17,975 --> 01:24:19,435 -COLIN: Oh, yeah. -(laughs) 1995 01:24:19,477 --> 01:24:21,729 (continues singing in Spanish) 1996 01:24:25,525 --> 01:24:27,985 It was great. It was... 1997 01:24:28,027 --> 01:24:30,029 Social media is exploding. 1998 01:24:30,071 --> 01:24:33,116 It's, uh... They're even saying you guys are back together. 1999 01:24:33,157 --> 01:24:35,952 Well, if social media says it's true, it must be true. 2000 01:24:35,993 --> 01:24:38,579 -(chuckles) -(Charlie sighs) 2001 01:24:40,456 --> 01:24:41,999 Wait, are you okay? 2002 01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:44,001 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 2003 01:24:44,043 --> 01:24:48,297 I'm looking at you here, and it... it all worked out. 2004 01:24:48,339 --> 01:24:51,134 I mean, no one even remembers the meltdown. 2005 01:24:51,175 --> 01:24:53,219 I know. It's crazy, right? 2006 01:24:53,261 --> 01:24:54,470 (chuckles) 2007 01:24:54,512 --> 01:24:56,723 I'm really happy for you. 2008 01:24:56,764 --> 01:24:58,933 You deserve it. 2009 01:24:58,975 --> 01:25:00,268 You really do. 2010 01:25:00,309 --> 01:25:03,563 (Bastian continues singing in Spanish) 2011 01:25:08,443 --> 01:25:10,027 God, he can sing. 2012 01:25:10,069 --> 01:25:13,448 * Dame un segundo, un segundo chance... * 2013 01:25:13,489 --> 01:25:15,199 "Segundochance." 2014 01:25:15,241 --> 01:25:17,702 What-what is that? Second chances? 2015 01:25:18,995 --> 01:25:20,747 It's just a song. 2016 01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:22,165 Maybe. 2017 01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:25,209 Maybe it's something more. 2018 01:25:27,712 --> 01:25:29,005 What's going on? 2019 01:25:29,047 --> 01:25:30,798 Look, I know this is a big deal, 2020 01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:33,092 and that's why I wanted to come down here, 2021 01:25:33,134 --> 01:25:34,927 but I don't fit. 2022 01:25:34,969 --> 01:25:38,014 And I think that's objectively pretty true. 2023 01:25:38,056 --> 01:25:40,892 -And we don't need to pr... -So, what are you saying? 2024 01:25:42,477 --> 01:25:44,562 Look, if I'm being honest with myself, 2025 01:25:44,604 --> 01:25:46,689 I real... I really came down here 2026 01:25:46,731 --> 01:25:49,525 just to say that this... I don't think this works. 2027 01:25:49,567 --> 01:25:51,152 -(song ends) -(cheering and applause) 2028 01:25:51,194 --> 01:25:53,905 BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah? 2029 01:25:54,739 --> 01:25:56,699 Are you breaking up with me? 2030 01:25:56,741 --> 01:25:59,202 BASTIAN: Katarina. Kat. 2031 01:25:59,243 --> 01:26:01,079 Kat, come here. 2032 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:03,122 -Come here. -It's okay. Go. 2033 01:26:03,164 --> 01:26:04,540 -Go. -No. 2034 01:26:04,582 --> 01:26:05,958 -BASTIAN: Come here. -What are you saying? 2035 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,710 -Tell me what you... -MELISSA: Hey, come on. 2036 01:26:07,752 --> 01:26:08,753 -What-what do you mean? -Everybody's calling you. 2037 01:26:08,795 --> 01:26:10,171 CHARLIE: It's nothing. Talk later. 2038 01:26:10,213 --> 01:26:11,297 -Go. Go. -BASTIAN: Come here, baby. 2039 01:26:11,339 --> 01:26:12,507 CHARLIE: It's fine. Keep going. 2040 01:26:12,548 --> 01:26:13,925 -Come on. -GUESTS: Kat! Kat! Kat! 2041 01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:16,803 Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! 2042 01:26:16,844 --> 01:26:19,263 -(laughing) -(guests whooping) 2043 01:26:20,473 --> 01:26:23,893 Guys, raise your glasses 2044 01:26:23,935 --> 01:26:27,605 to the woman who made all this possible tonight. 2045 01:26:28,773 --> 01:26:30,149 To you. 2046 01:26:30,191 --> 01:26:31,859 To you, Kat. 2047 01:26:31,901 --> 01:26:33,736 -Salud. -GUESTS: Salud. 2048 01:26:33,778 --> 01:26:35,446 -(guests cheering) -Salud, salud. 2049 01:26:35,488 --> 01:26:37,573 MAN: Yes, cheers! 2050 01:26:38,658 --> 01:26:40,910 MAN: It's for you, Kat! 2051 01:26:42,286 --> 01:26:44,539 (piano playing simple melody) 2052 01:26:51,713 --> 01:26:53,965 (simple melody continues) 2053 01:27:07,562 --> 01:27:09,605 * Always knew you * 2054 01:27:09,647 --> 01:27:13,609 * Even when I didn't know you * 2055 01:27:13,651 --> 01:27:18,364 * Don't make sense, but it do * 2056 01:27:18,406 --> 01:27:21,659 * I was on my way to you * 2057 01:27:22,869 --> 01:27:26,914 * Every teardrop fell so heavy * 2058 01:27:26,956 --> 01:27:32,795 * Hurt like hell, but heaven sent me through * 2059 01:27:34,172 --> 01:27:37,008 * I was on my way to you * 2060 01:27:41,971 --> 01:27:45,933 * And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road * 2061 01:27:45,975 --> 01:27:49,729 * Pointing me straight, just taking me home * 2062 01:27:49,771 --> 01:27:51,647 * I was never lost * 2063 01:27:51,689 --> 01:27:55,485 * I was just passing through * 2064 01:27:55,526 --> 01:27:59,864 * I was on my way to you * 2065 01:28:01,032 --> 01:28:04,535 * Hope was hopeless, faith was running * 2066 01:28:04,577 --> 01:28:10,374 * Didn't notice you were coming through * 2067 01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:13,711 * You were on your way, too * 2068 01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:19,675 * And you don't believe in meant to be * 2069 01:28:19,717 --> 01:28:24,389 * But somehow you were meant for me, it's true * 2070 01:28:24,430 --> 01:28:25,807 (bell jingling) 2071 01:28:25,848 --> 01:28:29,477 * Yeah, you were on your way, too * 2072 01:28:31,396 --> 01:28:35,608 * Every heartbreak was a yellow brick road * 2073 01:28:35,650 --> 01:28:38,861 * Pointing me straight, just taking me home * 2074 01:28:38,903 --> 01:28:40,696 * I was never lost * 2075 01:28:40,738 --> 01:28:44,742 * I was just passing through * 2076 01:28:44,784 --> 01:28:48,621 * I was on my way to you * 2077 01:28:48,663 --> 01:28:52,250 * I was on my way to you * 2078 01:28:52,291 --> 01:28:56,462 * I was on my way to you * 2079 01:28:56,504 --> 01:29:01,676 * I was on my way to you, oh * 2080 01:29:01,718 --> 01:29:05,430 * I'm on my way, on my way to you * 2081 01:29:05,471 --> 01:29:07,265 * On my way * 2082 01:29:07,306 --> 01:29:09,559 * On my way to you * 2083 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:11,644 * On my way * 2084 01:29:11,686 --> 01:29:16,399 * On my way to you, oh * 2085 01:29:16,441 --> 01:29:20,194 * I'm on my way, I'm on my way * 2086 01:29:20,236 --> 01:29:22,280 * On my way * 2087 01:29:22,321 --> 01:29:24,198 * On my way to you * 2088 01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:26,200 * On my way * 2089 01:29:26,242 --> 01:29:31,456 * On my way to you, oh * 2090 01:29:31,497 --> 01:29:35,752 * And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road * 2091 01:29:35,793 --> 01:29:39,589 * Pointing me straight, just taking me home * 2092 01:29:39,630 --> 01:29:41,507 * I was never lost * 2093 01:29:41,549 --> 01:29:44,844 * I was just passing through * 2094 01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:47,513 * On my way to you * 2095 01:29:47,555 --> 01:29:49,057 * On my way * 2096 01:29:49,098 --> 01:29:51,392 -* On my way to you * -* Ooh... * 2097 01:29:51,434 --> 01:29:54,604 * On my way, on my way to you * 2098 01:29:54,645 --> 01:29:55,813 * On my way * 2099 01:29:55,855 --> 01:30:00,109 * On my way to you * 2100 01:30:00,151 --> 01:30:01,736 * Oh, my darling * 2101 01:30:01,778 --> 01:30:04,655 * I'm on my way. * 2102 01:30:04,697 --> 01:30:07,617 (piano playing gentle outro) 2103 01:30:12,246 --> 01:30:14,207 (song ends) 2104 01:30:19,504 --> 01:30:21,381 COLIN: Come on, Charlie. Don't be stupid. 2105 01:30:21,422 --> 01:30:23,633 Well, it's a little late for that. 2106 01:30:24,675 --> 01:30:26,552 -You got another one. -Take it, please. 2107 01:30:26,594 --> 01:30:28,221 It-it's made out to the school. 2108 01:30:28,262 --> 01:30:30,598 It just feels a little unseemly. 2109 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,350 -I didn't do it for the money. -I know, 2110 01:30:32,392 --> 01:30:34,894 but if you don't take the check, then the prenup's not binding. 2111 01:30:34,936 --> 01:30:36,979 You could sell your story. 2112 01:30:37,021 --> 01:30:39,649 -You could write a book. -(scoffs) 2113 01:30:39,690 --> 01:30:41,901 Is that what you think of me? 2114 01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:45,321 Oh, come on, Charlie. 2115 01:30:45,363 --> 01:30:46,989 I was rooting for you. 2116 01:30:47,031 --> 01:30:49,826 I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to. 2117 01:30:49,867 --> 01:30:52,995 I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world. 2118 01:30:53,037 --> 01:30:54,539 You're disappointing yourself. 2119 01:30:54,580 --> 01:30:57,333 I'm protecting myself. 2120 01:30:57,375 --> 01:30:58,835 I can't get away from her. 2121 01:30:58,876 --> 01:31:02,672 There's always a poster, a Vitamix or a billboard. 2122 01:31:02,714 --> 01:31:05,550 You know they're not together? 2123 01:31:08,761 --> 01:31:10,722 Maybe not. 2124 01:31:11,639 --> 01:31:13,182 But, Colin, can you do me a favor? 2125 01:31:13,224 --> 01:31:15,852 Will you be there for her when she figures it all out? 2126 01:31:15,893 --> 01:31:17,937 She's gonna need someone. 2127 01:31:24,026 --> 01:31:26,612 * * 2128 01:31:26,654 --> 01:31:28,406 FALLON: On Friday's show, we'll be talking 2129 01:31:28,448 --> 01:31:30,575 to the beautiful Kat Valdez 2130 01:31:30,616 --> 01:31:32,368 about her new hit single "On My Way," 2131 01:31:32,410 --> 01:31:35,705 with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss. 2132 01:31:36,706 --> 01:31:38,458 (Tank snoring) 2133 01:31:38,499 --> 01:31:40,460 -Night. -Night. 2134 01:31:40,501 --> 01:31:42,879 NARRATOR (on TV): ...established by jaw snapping, 2135 01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:46,174 headbutting or tail slapping. 2136 01:31:46,215 --> 01:31:49,552 Physical dominance establishes the leader. 2137 01:31:49,594 --> 01:31:53,723 Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins 2138 01:31:53,765 --> 01:31:56,100 and can cover 80 miles. 2139 01:31:56,142 --> 01:31:58,186 (broadcast fades) 2140 01:31:59,437 --> 01:32:01,689 * * 2141 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:14,243 Mathalon, baby, with the Mathalonians. 2142 01:32:14,285 --> 01:32:16,120 -Headed to Peoria, Illinois. -Hey. 2143 01:32:16,162 --> 01:32:17,872 -Coming to get ya. -(kids chattering) 2144 01:32:17,914 --> 01:32:19,916 -Wait, what are you doing? -Oh, we're live. 2145 01:32:19,957 --> 01:32:23,086 Say something smart or witty or, uh, numeric. 2146 01:32:23,127 --> 01:32:25,630 -(Charlie clears throat) -5,000 people are watching. 2147 01:32:25,671 --> 01:32:26,964 Bye. 2148 01:32:27,006 --> 01:32:28,674 -Charles. -I'm serious. 2149 01:32:28,716 --> 01:32:30,468 Um, I can't. Turn it off. 2150 01:32:30,510 --> 01:32:32,678 Are you at some point gonna be fun again? 2151 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:33,930 I was never fun. 2152 01:32:33,971 --> 01:32:36,349 That's true, and I love you anyway. 2153 01:32:36,391 --> 01:32:38,226 You know, you're not always gonna feel this way. 2154 01:32:38,267 --> 01:32:41,020 You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you. 2155 01:32:41,062 --> 01:32:42,563 CHARLIE: Parker. No, we weren't. 2156 01:32:42,605 --> 01:32:45,024 -Come on, let's go, Percy. -We absolutely were. 2157 01:32:45,942 --> 01:32:48,444 ANIKAH: I loved you and Charlie as a couple. 2158 01:32:48,486 --> 01:32:50,822 Are you still friends? 2159 01:32:51,948 --> 01:32:54,075 Is it okay if I ask you that? 2160 01:32:55,076 --> 01:32:56,202 Yeah. 2161 01:32:56,244 --> 01:32:58,246 Um, sure. 2162 01:32:58,287 --> 01:32:59,789 Yeah. (chuckles) 2163 01:32:59,831 --> 01:33:01,082 He seems like the sweetest man. 2164 01:33:01,124 --> 01:33:03,167 You know, I actually DMed him 2165 01:33:03,209 --> 01:33:06,045 to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow. 2166 01:33:06,087 --> 01:33:09,841 He never answered, obviously. (chuckles) 2167 01:33:11,509 --> 01:33:13,428 Mathalon's tomorrow? 2168 01:33:13,469 --> 01:33:14,637 Yeah. 2169 01:33:14,679 --> 01:33:16,264 -(door closes) -BASTIAN: Hey. 2170 01:33:16,305 --> 01:33:17,724 Hey. 2171 01:33:17,765 --> 01:33:19,016 I'll just fix that. 2172 01:33:19,058 --> 01:33:21,060 BASTIAN: Thank you. 2173 01:33:22,353 --> 01:33:24,981 -Oh, I like that. -Mm. Thank you. 2174 01:33:25,022 --> 01:33:26,816 -BASTIAN: Nice. -(audience cheering) 2175 01:33:26,858 --> 01:33:28,651 FALLON: So, we've been... we've been 2176 01:33:28,693 --> 01:33:30,111 beating around the bush, and I think that 2177 01:33:30,153 --> 01:33:31,612 we should get right down to it. 2178 01:33:31,654 --> 01:33:34,323 I mean, we all know that you guys are not "together," 2179 01:33:34,365 --> 01:33:37,827 uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me" for each other. 2180 01:33:37,869 --> 01:33:40,663 Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo" for Kat. 2181 01:33:40,705 --> 01:33:43,291 Kat wrote "On My Way" for Bastian. 2182 01:33:43,332 --> 01:33:46,294 I'd say the next song should probably be, uh, 2183 01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:49,255 -"Come On Already!" Am I right? -(audience laughing) 2184 01:33:49,297 --> 01:33:51,257 (chuckles) Let's see if we can get these two guys 2185 01:33:51,299 --> 01:33:53,509 to sing a little romantic duet when we come back. 2186 01:33:53,551 --> 01:33:55,053 -Ooh. -AUDIENCE: Ooh. 2187 01:33:55,094 --> 01:33:58,014 -Do not change that channel. -(cheering and applause) 2188 01:33:58,056 --> 01:34:00,099 (band playing upbeat music) 2189 01:34:07,315 --> 01:34:10,401 I didn't write "On My Way" for Bastian. 2190 01:34:14,822 --> 01:34:16,491 I'm sorry, Jimmy. 2191 01:34:16,532 --> 01:34:20,953 I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany, but... 2192 01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:23,247 I don't want to go back. 2193 01:34:26,292 --> 01:34:30,713 Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough, 2194 01:34:30,755 --> 01:34:32,882 the answer finds you. 2195 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,052 And the answer is... 2196 01:34:37,470 --> 01:34:40,765 I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over. 2197 01:34:42,767 --> 01:34:45,478 I want something different. 2198 01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:54,112 -Come here. -(audience gasping, murmuring) 2199 01:34:59,784 --> 01:35:02,495 So, I'm guessing no romantic duet. 2200 01:35:02,537 --> 01:35:04,288 (cameras clicking rapidly) 2201 01:35:04,330 --> 01:35:05,998 -Hey. -Kat! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2202 01:35:06,040 --> 01:35:07,542 -That's Kat Valdez. -Kat! Kat, wait! -Over here! 2203 01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:10,253 -Where you going? -Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh? 2204 01:35:10,294 --> 01:35:11,254 Peoria. 2205 01:35:11,295 --> 01:35:13,631 -I'll get you a plane. -No. 2206 01:35:13,673 --> 01:35:15,466 I want to do this by myself, okay? 2207 01:35:15,508 --> 01:35:17,385 -Can't be that hard. -PHOTOGRAPHER: Kat, come on. 2208 01:35:17,427 --> 01:35:19,095 -Kat, where you headed? -How about another shot? 2209 01:35:19,137 --> 01:35:20,722 KAT: Take me to the airport. 2210 01:35:20,763 --> 01:35:22,098 Bye! 2211 01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:23,766 COLIN: Hey. 2212 01:35:23,808 --> 01:35:25,393 That's not our car. 2213 01:35:29,147 --> 01:35:30,982 Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez? 2214 01:35:31,023 --> 01:35:32,775 Oh, my God. Kat Valdez? 2215 01:35:32,817 --> 01:35:34,652 You're right. What's she doing here? 2216 01:35:34,694 --> 01:35:36,112 (people murmuring) 2217 01:35:36,154 --> 01:35:38,906 Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria 2218 01:35:38,948 --> 01:35:41,159 is through Chicago, but it's all sold out. 2219 01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:42,618 -(sighs) -If you fly tomorrow... 2220 01:35:42,660 --> 01:35:44,829 Tonight. It has to be tonight. 2221 01:35:44,871 --> 01:35:46,914 The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow, 2222 01:35:46,956 --> 01:35:49,208 and I promised I'd be there. 2223 01:35:51,878 --> 01:35:56,132 I will give anyone $5,000 for their standby slot to Chicago. 2224 01:35:56,174 --> 01:35:59,969 It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket. 2225 01:36:00,011 --> 01:36:01,596 -You can't? -COLIN: Kat. 2226 01:36:01,637 --> 01:36:04,307 Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket? 2227 01:36:04,348 --> 01:36:06,309 Uh, yeah. Everyone does. (chuckles) 2228 01:36:06,350 --> 01:36:08,394 Now, I can't get you a plane, 2229 01:36:08,436 --> 01:36:10,605 but we got you the last available ticket. 2230 01:36:10,646 --> 01:36:11,856 It's in coach. 2231 01:36:11,898 --> 01:36:13,608 -You're a lifesaver. -Yeah, yeah. 2232 01:36:13,649 --> 01:36:16,069 Tell me that after you get there, okay? 2233 01:36:16,110 --> 01:36:18,905 So, there's your passport and some money. 2234 01:36:18,946 --> 01:36:20,948 Go find your answer. 2235 01:36:23,826 --> 01:36:26,412 -Okay. -Go on. 2236 01:36:26,454 --> 01:36:28,039 Bye. 2237 01:36:29,624 --> 01:36:31,375 MAN (over intercom): Ladies and gentlemen, due to 2238 01:36:31,417 --> 01:36:33,086 freezing weather conditions and some strong headwinds, 2239 01:36:33,127 --> 01:36:35,046 we will be in flight a little longer than usual, 2240 01:36:35,088 --> 01:36:37,048 but we will get you there by morning. 2241 01:36:37,090 --> 01:36:38,800 -(passengers groaning) -Excuse me, miss. 2242 01:36:38,841 --> 01:36:41,344 I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight. 2243 01:36:41,386 --> 01:36:44,055 I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps, cheese cubes 2244 01:36:44,097 --> 01:36:45,515 and Michelob ULTRA. 2245 01:36:45,556 --> 01:36:48,142 Okay, well, then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA. 2246 01:36:48,184 --> 01:36:49,852 (passengers murmuring happily) 2247 01:36:49,894 --> 01:36:52,063 MAN: What about the cheese cubes? 2248 01:36:52,105 --> 01:36:54,232 Sure. Cheese cubes, too. Why not? 2249 01:36:54,273 --> 01:36:59,112 Um, also, who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat? 2250 01:36:59,153 --> 01:37:00,696 (timer ticking) 2251 01:37:00,738 --> 01:37:04,367 Uh, the answer is nine? 2252 01:37:04,409 --> 01:37:06,577 -(bell dings) -That answer is correct. 2253 01:37:06,619 --> 01:37:08,788 -(cheering) -This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons. 2254 01:37:08,830 --> 01:37:09,914 Nice, Esther. 2255 01:37:09,956 --> 01:37:11,290 Good job. 2256 01:37:11,332 --> 01:37:13,418 -Go, Esther! -(cheering continues) 2257 01:37:17,463 --> 01:37:19,424 Where are the people with the cars? 2258 01:37:19,465 --> 01:37:21,300 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a phone charger? 2259 01:37:21,342 --> 01:37:22,677 -I-I need... -No. Sorry. 2260 01:37:22,719 --> 01:37:23,803 -PARKER: I do. -You... 2261 01:37:23,845 --> 01:37:25,888 Colin called me, so... 2262 01:37:25,930 --> 01:37:27,390 Is Charlie here? 2263 01:37:27,432 --> 01:37:29,726 You know, I didn't tell him I was coming. 2264 01:37:29,767 --> 01:37:32,770 I didn't want to screw with him on the big day, in case... 2265 01:37:33,730 --> 01:37:36,566 You know, he's not good with the back-and-forth, 2266 01:37:36,607 --> 01:37:39,986 so I got to ask you, Kat, are you... 2267 01:37:42,196 --> 01:37:44,532 Is this for real? 2268 01:37:45,408 --> 01:37:47,410 Well, I walked out on Fallon 2269 01:37:47,452 --> 01:37:50,371 to freeze my toes off in Peoria, so... 2270 01:37:52,498 --> 01:37:54,208 Excellent point. 2271 01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:56,085 I called an Uber. 2272 01:37:56,878 --> 01:37:58,337 47 minutes? 2273 01:37:58,379 --> 01:37:59,714 What? 2274 01:37:59,756 --> 01:38:00,923 We're not gonna make it. 2275 01:38:00,965 --> 01:38:02,383 Didn't they already start? 2276 01:38:02,425 --> 01:38:04,510 Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what... 2277 01:38:04,552 --> 01:38:07,305 -(tires screeching) -Wait! 2278 01:38:11,059 --> 01:38:15,104 This woman, this superstar, this icon, 2279 01:38:15,146 --> 01:38:17,607 has flown in coach in stilettos 2280 01:38:17,648 --> 01:38:20,526 to win back the unlikely love of her life, 2281 01:38:20,568 --> 01:38:23,946 who, against all odds, she loves. 2282 01:38:23,988 --> 01:38:25,615 And he loves her. 2283 01:38:25,656 --> 01:38:26,908 He does, right? 2284 01:38:26,949 --> 01:38:28,576 Completely. 2285 01:38:28,618 --> 01:38:32,413 The next thing you say will forecast not just their future 2286 01:38:32,455 --> 01:38:34,957 but the future of-of anyone who ever believed 2287 01:38:34,999 --> 01:38:36,793 in the magic of a leap of faith. 2288 01:38:36,834 --> 01:38:39,796 -Look... -She'll give you a thousand dollars. 2289 01:38:39,837 --> 01:38:42,215 The answer is 15. 2290 01:38:42,256 --> 01:38:43,633 -(bell dings) -The answer is correct. 2291 01:38:43,674 --> 01:38:45,885 -Five points, Trinity Numerators. -Yes! 2292 01:38:45,927 --> 01:38:47,303 Yes! Get 'em! 2293 01:38:48,096 --> 01:38:49,305 Congratulations. 2294 01:38:49,347 --> 01:38:50,598 JUDGE: After a break, 2295 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,683 we're moving to a sudden-death round 2296 01:38:52,725 --> 01:38:54,310 between the three-time champions, 2297 01:38:54,352 --> 01:38:56,396 -Trinity Numerators... -NUMERATORS: Yes! 2298 01:38:56,437 --> 01:38:59,190 ...and the first-time finalists, Coolidge Pi-thons. 2299 01:38:59,232 --> 01:39:01,192 (excited chatter) 2300 01:39:01,234 --> 01:39:02,318 Sudden death. 2301 01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:03,820 -Ooh. Blast off. -(chuckling) 2302 01:39:03,861 --> 01:39:07,698 First up, Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi-thons. 2303 01:39:07,740 --> 01:39:09,409 Choker better pray. 2304 01:39:09,450 --> 01:39:11,160 -(laughter) -Shut up. 2305 01:39:11,202 --> 01:39:13,204 (Manny laughing) 2306 01:39:13,246 --> 01:39:14,789 You laughing at that? 2307 01:39:14,831 --> 01:39:16,499 (sighs) Look... 2308 01:39:16,541 --> 01:39:18,501 I don't want to embarrass you. 2309 01:39:18,543 --> 01:39:20,169 I know that's your daughter. 2310 01:39:20,211 --> 01:39:22,171 -CHARLIE: Yeah? -MANNY: I saw her last year. 2311 01:39:22,213 --> 01:39:24,048 She's got stage fright. 2312 01:39:24,090 --> 01:39:26,175 My daughter's fine. 2313 01:39:26,217 --> 01:39:28,594 Look, I just think maybe it would be easier on you 2314 01:39:28,636 --> 01:39:30,888 if you guys just conceded the title. 2315 01:39:30,930 --> 01:39:32,640 -Concede? -Mm-hmm. 2316 01:39:32,682 --> 01:39:34,475 -Give you the trophy? -No. 2317 01:39:34,517 --> 01:39:37,562 It's more like you save yourself from humiliation. 2318 01:39:37,603 --> 01:39:39,272 Huh? 2319 01:39:40,356 --> 01:39:42,900 CHARLIE: Okay, huddle up. Here we go. 2320 01:39:42,942 --> 01:39:46,487 So, um, Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know 2321 01:39:46,529 --> 01:39:48,865 if we just want to concede and give him the trophy. 2322 01:39:48,906 --> 01:39:50,867 -PI-THONS: No! -That doesn't even make sense. 2323 01:39:50,908 --> 01:39:52,618 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -Four in a row, baby. 2324 01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:56,247 How about we go show him what the Pi-thons are all about? 2325 01:39:56,289 --> 01:39:57,874 PI-THONS: Yeah! 2326 01:39:57,915 --> 01:39:59,333 (all hissing) 2327 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:01,210 Lou, you ready for this? 2328 01:40:02,587 --> 01:40:04,422 Watch me. 2329 01:40:05,757 --> 01:40:07,842 * * 2330 01:40:10,428 --> 01:40:11,846 JUDGE: This next answer will determine 2331 01:40:11,888 --> 01:40:15,183 whether the Coolidge Pi-thons win the Mathalon. 2332 01:40:15,224 --> 01:40:16,476 Lou Gilbert. 2333 01:40:16,517 --> 01:40:18,394 -Yes, Lou. -Go, Lou! 2334 01:40:18,436 --> 01:40:21,564 (Pi-Thons murmuring encouragement, clapping) 2335 01:40:23,107 --> 01:40:25,526 -Come on, Lou. -You got this. -(encouragement continues) 2336 01:40:26,903 --> 01:40:29,489 -Come on, Lou. You got this. -PI-THON: Come on, Lou. 2337 01:40:30,448 --> 01:40:33,951 A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse 2338 01:40:33,993 --> 01:40:35,536 whose width is twice its height. 2339 01:40:35,578 --> 01:40:38,498 What is the area of the ellipse in square units? 2340 01:40:39,582 --> 01:40:41,542 (Pi-thons murmuring encouragement) 2341 01:40:41,584 --> 01:40:44,545 PI-THON: You know this. Set your mind to it. 2342 01:40:44,587 --> 01:40:46,506 NUMERATOR (whispers): She's got it. 2343 01:40:46,547 --> 01:40:48,299 -Yeah, she... -(makes choking sounds) 2344 01:40:48,341 --> 01:40:51,260 Anyone know a good choke? 2345 01:40:51,302 --> 01:40:52,428 -Hey. -JUDGE: Quiet, please. 2346 01:40:52,470 --> 01:40:53,888 Please respect the Mathalonians. 2347 01:40:53,930 --> 01:40:56,182 (laughter) 2348 01:40:57,141 --> 01:40:58,810 GIRL: It's not fair. 2349 01:40:58,851 --> 01:41:00,061 BOY: Loser! 2350 01:41:00,103 --> 01:41:02,647 (laughter continues) 2351 01:41:06,442 --> 01:41:08,236 (camera clicks) 2352 01:41:08,277 --> 01:41:10,113 I tried to protect you from this. 2353 01:41:10,154 --> 01:41:12,448 -(spectators murmuring) -Stop it. 2354 01:41:12,490 --> 01:41:14,867 PI-THON: Stay with us, Lou. 2355 01:41:14,909 --> 01:41:16,411 (mouthing) 2356 01:41:16,452 --> 01:41:17,703 (trembling breaths) 2357 01:41:17,745 --> 01:41:20,456 PI-THON: Don't let it get in your head! 2358 01:41:20,498 --> 01:41:22,500 CHARLIE: Lou. 2359 01:41:29,048 --> 01:41:31,217 -What the hell is this? -(cell phone chimes) 2360 01:41:32,051 --> 01:41:33,845 Oh, my God. 2361 01:41:43,312 --> 01:41:45,231 You guys, it's over here! 2362 01:41:46,399 --> 01:41:47,859 BOY: Dork! 2363 01:41:47,900 --> 01:41:49,610 PI-THON: Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea. 2364 01:41:49,652 --> 01:41:51,279 PI-THON 2: Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert. 2365 01:41:51,320 --> 01:41:52,780 CHARLIE: Yeah. Yeah. 2366 01:41:52,822 --> 01:41:54,782 -You got it. -(Pi-thons murmuring) 2367 01:41:55,867 --> 01:41:57,660 CHARLIE: Come on! 2368 01:42:05,710 --> 01:42:07,879 Come on. Objection. He's counting. 2369 01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:09,839 He's dancing, you lunatic. 2370 01:42:10,923 --> 01:42:12,216 That's Kat Valdez. 2371 01:42:12,258 --> 01:42:14,469 Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die. 2372 01:42:15,261 --> 01:42:16,763 CHARLIE: Come on. Come on. 2373 01:42:16,804 --> 01:42:19,515 (Pi-thons murmuring encouragement) 2374 01:42:22,226 --> 01:42:24,270 PI-THON: I believe in you! 2375 01:42:28,232 --> 01:42:29,901 -32 pi! -(buzzer sounds, bell dings) 2376 01:42:31,569 --> 01:42:33,488 -The answer is correct. -PI-THONS: Yes! 2377 01:42:33,529 --> 01:42:35,239 But the timer's elapsed. 2378 01:42:35,281 --> 01:42:37,408 The Trinity Numerators retain their national status. 2379 01:42:37,450 --> 01:42:38,993 -(cheering) -We'll reconvene 2380 01:42:39,035 --> 01:42:42,205 -in ten minutes for the awards presentation. -Yeah! 2381 01:42:42,246 --> 01:42:43,623 PI-THON: Hey, it's okay, Lou. 2382 01:42:43,664 --> 01:42:45,291 NUMERATORS (chanting): Four years in a row! 2383 01:42:45,333 --> 01:42:47,627 Four years in a row! Four years in a row! 2384 01:42:47,668 --> 01:42:48,920 Hey. Hey. 2385 01:42:48,961 --> 01:42:51,047 I'm so proud of you. 2386 01:42:51,089 --> 01:42:53,633 -(crying): Dad, I lost again. -No, it doesn't matter. 2387 01:42:53,674 --> 01:42:56,552 First of all, you got it right. It was perfect. 2388 01:42:56,594 --> 01:42:58,888 But second of all, you were just up there. 2389 01:42:58,930 --> 01:43:01,724 You stood up there, and you were so brave. 2390 01:43:02,558 --> 01:43:03,851 I'm the one who should be crying 2391 01:43:03,893 --> 01:43:06,062 -for the dancing I was doing. -(laughs) 2392 01:43:06,104 --> 01:43:08,272 -You were great. -(sobbing) 2393 01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:11,359 Thank you. 2394 01:43:12,693 --> 01:43:15,613 I love you, Dad. (sniffles) 2395 01:43:15,655 --> 01:43:17,824 You were amazing, Lou. 2396 01:43:17,865 --> 01:43:19,325 Really, I mean, 2397 01:43:19,367 --> 01:43:21,702 you took a shot even though it was scary. 2398 01:43:23,162 --> 01:43:24,789 That's what matters. 2399 01:43:28,126 --> 01:43:30,962 Not everything adds up the way you think it will. 2400 01:43:33,756 --> 01:43:37,427 You know, they say if you want something different, 2401 01:43:37,468 --> 01:43:39,887 you have to do something different. 2402 01:43:40,847 --> 01:43:43,349 What if we're just too different? 2403 01:43:43,391 --> 01:43:45,935 What if we're not? 2404 01:43:59,323 --> 01:44:01,284 (kids gasping, murmuring) 2405 01:44:01,325 --> 01:44:03,077 (chuckles softly) 2406 01:44:16,507 --> 01:44:18,926 (laughter) 2407 01:44:19,927 --> 01:44:22,513 (mouthing) 2408 01:44:23,723 --> 01:44:26,476 I'm fully blacking out right now. 2409 01:44:26,517 --> 01:44:29,645 -Come on, Mr. G. -Come on, Mr. G! 2410 01:44:29,687 --> 01:44:31,314 GIRL: You're leaving her hanging. 2411 01:44:31,355 --> 01:44:32,815 Come on, dude. 2412 01:44:32,857 --> 01:44:34,400 Dad. 2413 01:44:38,196 --> 01:44:41,365 CROWD: Aw. 2414 01:44:48,122 --> 01:44:50,374 KIDS: Ew. 2415 01:44:54,504 --> 01:44:56,714 CHARLIE: Here we go. 2416 01:44:58,091 --> 01:45:00,510 GLEE CLUB: * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2417 01:45:00,551 --> 01:45:02,845 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2418 01:45:02,887 --> 01:45:04,889 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2419 01:45:04,931 --> 01:45:06,432 * For the rest, the rest... * 2420 01:45:06,474 --> 01:45:08,059 KAT: * I never seen forever * 2421 01:45:08,101 --> 01:45:09,477 * Oh, yeah * 2422 01:45:09,519 --> 01:45:11,145 * I never seen forever in the wild * 2423 01:45:11,187 --> 01:45:14,982 * But now I'm lookin', now I'm lookin' in its eyes * 2424 01:45:16,442 --> 01:45:18,152 * Baby, you're my shelter * 2425 01:45:18,194 --> 01:45:20,113 * Shelter from a broken paradise * 2426 01:45:20,905 --> 01:45:22,365 * I couldn't dream it * 2427 01:45:22,407 --> 01:45:25,410 * Any better if I tried * 2428 01:45:26,577 --> 01:45:27,954 * True love gotta ring, ring, ring * 2429 01:45:27,995 --> 01:45:29,831 -* Ring, ring * -* Church bells * 2430 01:45:29,872 --> 01:45:31,499 -* Let 'em ring, ring, ring * -* Ring, ring * 2431 01:45:31,541 --> 01:45:33,376 * Angels gonna sing, sing, sing * 2432 01:45:33,418 --> 01:45:35,336 * Tonight, tonight, tonight * 2433 01:45:35,378 --> 01:45:36,546 * Baby * 2434 01:45:36,587 --> 01:45:38,506 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2435 01:45:38,548 --> 01:45:40,967 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2436 01:45:41,008 --> 01:45:43,177 * Marry me, marry me, say yes * 2437 01:45:43,219 --> 01:45:45,388 * For the rest, the rest of your life * 2438 01:45:45,430 --> 01:45:46,681 * Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma * 2439 01:45:46,723 --> 01:45:48,766 * Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me * 2440 01:45:48,808 --> 01:45:50,685 * Won't you love me, baby? * 2441 01:45:50,727 --> 01:45:52,937 * Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-marry me... * 2442 01:45:52,979 --> 01:45:54,981 -Getting ready. -Tanky. 2443 01:45:55,022 --> 01:45:57,233 -This is the calm... Oh, gee! -Oh, no! 2444 01:45:57,275 --> 01:45:59,110 -Tank! -(laughter) 2445 01:45:59,152 --> 01:46:01,612 -Okay, wait. Slower. -He doesn't have teeth. 2446 01:46:01,654 --> 01:46:03,239 -Slower. Okay. -He doesn't... 2447 01:46:03,281 --> 01:46:06,325 * Diamonds and a necklace, everything else is off * 2448 01:46:06,367 --> 01:46:07,952 Good boy. 2449 01:46:07,994 --> 01:46:09,996 * Now he wanna bet he can beat me to the bed... * 2450 01:46:10,037 --> 01:46:12,498 So, we met at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we? 2451 01:46:12,540 --> 01:46:13,958 -Yeah. -We didn't hook up at Fallon. 2452 01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:15,752 No, we had sex at Burning Man. 2453 01:46:15,793 --> 01:46:17,003 So, Kat made me come to one of those... 2454 01:46:17,045 --> 01:46:18,504 Um, what are they called again, babe? 2455 01:46:18,546 --> 01:46:19,672 -It's called a Mathalon, bro. -Yes! 2456 01:46:19,714 --> 01:46:20,965 Oh, my God, it's so boring. 2457 01:46:21,007 --> 01:46:22,467 And what do you guys do there again? 2458 01:46:22,508 --> 01:46:23,634 -It's this thing called, um... -Math. 2459 01:46:23,676 --> 01:46:25,094 -Yes! Oh, my God. -Yep. Mm-hmm. 2460 01:46:25,136 --> 01:46:26,512 I fell asleep just even thinking about it, but... 2461 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:27,889 (laughing): She did. 2462 01:46:27,930 --> 01:46:30,516 -I-I met my most favorite person here. -Mm. 2463 01:46:30,558 --> 01:46:32,101 We met at a party as she was leaving. 2464 01:46:32,143 --> 01:46:33,603 And had I walked out ten seconds earlier, 2465 01:46:33,644 --> 01:46:35,104 we never would've met. 2466 01:46:35,146 --> 01:46:36,773 And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes. 2467 01:46:36,814 --> 01:46:39,358 (laughs) Never. 2468 01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,152 I had a six-mile radius set, 2469 01:46:41,194 --> 01:46:43,696 and she definitely lived more than six miles away. 2470 01:46:43,738 --> 01:46:45,698 Well, she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m. 2471 01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:47,617 Who meets at 4:00 p.m.? 2472 01:46:47,658 --> 01:46:50,912 When we met, he was in a unitard. 2473 01:46:50,953 --> 01:46:52,663 She liked what she saw. 2474 01:46:52,705 --> 01:46:54,123 (laughing) 2475 01:46:54,165 --> 01:46:57,418 81 years ago, we were born in the same hospital 2476 01:46:57,460 --> 01:47:00,421 two days apart, in diapers. 2477 01:47:00,463 --> 01:47:02,799 Here it is 81 years later, 2478 01:47:02,840 --> 01:47:04,801 and we're back in diapers again. 2479 01:47:04,842 --> 01:47:06,969 -Oh, Charlie! -(both laugh) 2480 01:47:07,011 --> 01:47:09,055 We met on a dating app, but then, 2481 01:47:09,097 --> 01:47:11,099 uh, he invited me on the second date, 2482 01:47:11,140 --> 01:47:13,393 um, camping in the woods, and I was like, 2483 01:47:13,434 --> 01:47:15,103 "That seems unsafe... 2484 01:47:15,144 --> 01:47:17,105 -so I'll go." -Her friend told her not to go. 2485 01:47:17,146 --> 01:47:19,399 Yeah, but she did, and it's been five years, 2486 01:47:19,440 --> 01:47:20,983 and she's still alive. 2487 01:47:21,025 --> 01:47:22,026 (both laugh) 2488 01:47:22,068 --> 01:47:23,945 BOTH: We met at a concert. 2489 01:47:23,986 --> 01:47:25,696 * Spotlight on you got me zoomin' * 2490 01:47:25,738 --> 01:47:28,116 * I'm falling into you * 2491 01:47:28,157 --> 01:47:30,868 * We're dancing on tabletops * 2492 01:47:30,910 --> 01:47:33,287 * Neighbors calling the cops * 2493 01:47:33,329 --> 01:47:35,623 * When I'm with you, feels like * 2494 01:47:35,665 --> 01:47:37,917 * Nobody's watching us * 2495 01:47:37,959 --> 01:47:40,503 * We're burning down all the clocks * 2496 01:47:40,545 --> 01:47:42,880 * Hoping that time will stop * 2497 01:47:42,922 --> 01:47:45,007 * Block out the world tonight * 2498 01:47:45,049 --> 01:47:47,677 * Like nobody's watching us * 2499 01:47:47,719 --> 01:47:49,595 * Nobody's watching us * 2500 01:47:49,637 --> 01:47:51,848 * No, nobody's watching * 2501 01:47:51,889 --> 01:47:54,016 * So come touch my body * 2502 01:47:54,058 --> 01:47:56,894 * No, nobody's watching us * 2503 01:47:56,936 --> 01:47:59,021 * Nobody's watching us * 2504 01:47:59,063 --> 01:48:01,482 * No, nobody's watching * 2505 01:48:01,524 --> 01:48:03,860 * So come touch my body * 2506 01:48:03,901 --> 01:48:06,320 * No, nobody's watching us * 2507 01:48:06,362 --> 01:48:08,364 * Oh, oh, oh, oh * 2508 01:48:08,406 --> 01:48:10,783 * Right here by the light of the moon * 2509 01:48:10,825 --> 01:48:13,745 * Spotlight on you got me zoomin' * 2510 01:48:13,786 --> 01:48:16,539 * I'm falling into you * 2511 01:48:16,581 --> 01:48:18,875 * We're dancing on tabletops * 2512 01:48:18,916 --> 01:48:21,377 * Neighbors calling the cops * 2513 01:48:21,419 --> 01:48:23,838 * When I'm with you, feels like * 2514 01:48:23,880 --> 01:48:25,882 * Nobody's watching us * 2515 01:48:25,923 --> 01:48:28,551 * We're burning down all the clocks * 2516 01:48:28,593 --> 01:48:30,887 * Hoping that time will stop * 2517 01:48:30,928 --> 01:48:33,097 * Block out the world tonight * 2518 01:48:33,139 --> 01:48:35,558 * Like nobody's watching us * 2519 01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:37,602 * Nobody's watching us * 2520 01:48:37,643 --> 01:48:39,854 * No, nobody's watching * 2521 01:48:39,896 --> 01:48:42,148 * So come touch my body * 2522 01:48:42,190 --> 01:48:44,233 * No, nobody's watching us * 2523 01:48:44,275 --> 01:48:47,320 -* No, no, no, no, no * -* No-no-no, no-no... * 2524 01:48:47,361 --> 01:48:49,489 * No, nobody's watching * 2525 01:48:49,530 --> 01:48:51,866 * So come touch my body * 2526 01:48:51,908 --> 01:48:54,827 * No, nobody's watching us * 2527 01:48:54,869 --> 01:48:57,497 -* Na, na, na. * -(song ends) 2528 01:48:57,538 --> 01:49:00,291 KAT: * Got ocean views from ceiling to the floor * 2529 01:49:00,333 --> 01:49:04,462 * Keep a milli by the bed, a hundred more offshore-ore * 2530 01:49:04,504 --> 01:49:07,298 * Closets full of Louis and Christian Dior * 2531 01:49:07,340 --> 01:49:10,968 * Picassos and van Goghs that no one's seen before-ore * 2532 01:49:11,010 --> 01:49:14,472 * Diamonds drippin' down like fountains * 2533 01:49:14,514 --> 01:49:17,600 * I'll sign, don't care what the amount is * 2534 01:49:17,642 --> 01:49:19,102 * Every day and night * 2535 01:49:19,143 --> 01:49:21,145 * Live a life filled with luxury * 2536 01:49:21,187 --> 01:49:23,439 * Don't matter when you're not with me * 2537 01:49:23,481 --> 01:49:24,732 * Yeah, yeah * 2538 01:49:24,774 --> 01:49:27,318 (Kat singing in Spanish) 2539 01:49:37,703 --> 01:49:39,956 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2540 01:49:47,797 --> 01:49:51,134 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2541 01:49:51,175 --> 01:49:53,010 KAT: * Is this sentimental * 2542 01:49:53,052 --> 01:49:54,679 * To put all my money just right where my heart is? * 2543 01:49:54,721 --> 01:49:56,180 * But, baby, you're special * 2544 01:49:56,222 --> 01:49:58,015 * No matter the cost, I'm-a do it regardless * 2545 01:49:58,057 --> 01:50:01,144 * Let's take a jet, we're riding out to Puerto Rico * 2546 01:50:01,185 --> 01:50:04,313 * Later we get the yacht, head to Santo Domingo * 2547 01:50:04,355 --> 01:50:07,900 * And my body, papi, es tu party * 2548 01:50:07,942 --> 01:50:11,279 * Now I'm flying, you be the pilot * 2549 01:50:11,320 --> 01:50:14,866 * No questioning our love, make my best days even better * 2550 01:50:14,907 --> 01:50:17,827 * Long ain't long enough, I'm looking at forever * 2551 01:50:17,869 --> 01:50:21,289 * Diamonds drippin' down like fountains * 2552 01:50:21,330 --> 01:50:24,500 * I'll sign, don't care what the amount is * 2553 01:50:24,542 --> 01:50:25,835 * Every day and night * 2554 01:50:25,877 --> 01:50:28,004 * Live a life filled with luxury * 2555 01:50:28,046 --> 01:50:30,048 * Don't matter when you're not with me * 2556 01:50:30,089 --> 01:50:31,507 * Yeah, yeah * 2557 01:50:31,549 --> 01:50:33,801 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2558 01:50:44,395 --> 01:50:46,397 (Kat singing in Spanish) 2559 01:50:54,739 --> 01:50:56,949 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2560 01:50:58,034 --> 01:51:00,244 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2561 01:51:24,310 --> 01:51:26,771 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2562 01:51:31,275 --> 01:51:33,486 (Bastian singing in Spanish) 2563 01:51:37,949 --> 01:51:40,159 (Kat and Bastian singing in Spanish) 2564 01:51:46,124 --> 01:51:48,251 BASTIAN: * All right, all right * 2565 01:51:52,588 --> 01:51:54,382 * Mamacita. * 2566 01:52:00,638 --> 01:52:00,763 (song fades)