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♪ ♪
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(Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing)
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Provided by Synchronized
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KAT: All right.
Let's do it again from the top.
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We can cue music.
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♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
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♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
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♪ Marry me, marry me ♪
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♪ Say yes,
for the rest, the rest ♪
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♪ I never seen forever ♪
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♪ I never seen forever
in the wild ♪
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♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes... ♪
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HODA KOTB: Tomorrow night,
superstar Kat Valdez
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and Grammy-winning
hot, hot, hot Bastian
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will make history
when they perform
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their new hit song "Marry Me"
and exchange vows
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in front of the whole world.
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- 20 million people.
- (cheering)
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BASTIAN:
See you tomorrow.
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I'll be the one in the veil.
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And guess who's gonna
be one of them. Me!
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Okay, I hear that she is wearing
a Zuhair Murad custom gown
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with 10,000
hand-beaded crystals.
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I feel so grateful right now
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that everything is
the way it is.
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I have a beautiful fiancé
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who's so supportive
and loving and...
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I feel so grateful
for the American fans because
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they are supporting me and Kat
in a very nice way.
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"Marry Me" is sweeping
the country.
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KAT: Planning the wedding show
has been insane.
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Strike that, the world.
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Kat Valdez and Bastian
are taking their vows onstage
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in New York City tomorrow night,
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and then jetting off
to a private island
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where they'll make, let's hope,
more beautiful music together.
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JUSTIN SYLVESTER:
City National Bank,
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bank of the stars,
presents "Marry Me."
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The end of a tour
and the beginning of a lifetime.
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And with me is Colin Calloway,
her manager. How are you?
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I'm very well, Justin.
How are you?
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I'm good. Now, I heard
this was all Bastian's idea.
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Uh, no, no, no,
they-they both wanted to give
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- something back to the fans.
- You know, combined,
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they have a social reach
of over 200 million people?
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Uh, yeah, of course I know that.
I'm-I'm the manager.
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- Uh... uh...
- Who's a bridesmaid?
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What about her exes?
Will they be in the audience?
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They got some people,
uh, waiting for me,
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so I'm just gonna go
and deal with that.
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- Just...
- Bye, guys.
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I hate dealing with managers.
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♪ Marry me ♪
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♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪
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♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪
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♪ Marry me. ♪
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WOMAN:
Can somebody get this cart?
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- Can somebody help me?
- (indistinct chatter)
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It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni.
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I mean, if you don't like it,
I'll take it.
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- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Ah!
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(both laughing)
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Um, let's pack it
for the honeymoon.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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KAT:
Oh, more flowers.
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(chuckling):
My God, this is insane.
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This is nothing.
There's a moving van on Park
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stuffed with wedding gifts,
including a stove.
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- Someone got me a stove?
- It's from a fan.
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(scoffs) Who thinks
I don't have a stove?
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COLIN:
Yeah, Tyra?
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Donate all of it.
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- ("Marry Me" ringtone plays)
- Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio.
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Tom, the man himself.
Talk to me.
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Of course I've got
some tickets for you,
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even if we are
completely sold out.
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I don't think there's
a single person in this city
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who's not clamoring
to come to this wedding.
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Think this is
one of my better lunches,
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but you be the judge.
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Dad, don't mess up my hair.
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I thought that gave you
good luck.
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That was, like, a long time ago.
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I think it was
about a month ago.
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How great is this?
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Going to the same school
together.
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- Mm-hmm, great.
- Oh, and, Lou, you probably
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won't see that much of me.
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I know that could be
a problem for you,
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but if you need
to see me anytime...
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I won't.
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I like the independence. Good.
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Oh, and you know the student
that you're shadowing, Esther?
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Full disclosure,
Esther is in my math club,
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but I don't want you to feel
any pressure to join.
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I'm not joining.
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Tough audience.
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(snoring)
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(kids chattering)
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Um, Dad?
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- Can I go in alone?
- Of course.
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I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.
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If I could walk in alone,
you know, for my street cred.
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I love you!
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You may be good at football,
you may be good at track,
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but when it comes
to math clubs...
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ALL:
You better watch your back!
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Coolidge Pi-thons attack!
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- (hissing)
- Yes!
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What's our number?
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ALL:
3.141592...
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- (school bell rings)
- 65839...
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Percy, we got it. Good.
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Okay, remember,
if you sit in the question,
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the answer will find you.
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Terrific job today.
I love the energy.
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I'm telling you,
if we bring that
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to the Mathalon finals,
we win the...
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- Oh, Esther, you got a second?
- Yeah.
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How's Lou doing? She good?
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I think so.
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You know, she's great at math,
so at some point,
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I wouldn't be surprised
if she starts asking
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about maybe joining
the Pi-thons.
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'Cause, you know,
at her last school,
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she made it
to the Mathalon finals.
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Really?
She never mentioned that.
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Ah, you know, that's the thing.
She's really shy.
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Oh, not at all. She was
telling me about her vacation
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and about this guy named David.
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David? My ex's new husband?
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- What did she say about him?
- Oh...
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It doesn't matter. Never mind.
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Actually, go ahead. Tell me.
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Oh, just that he's awesome
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and no matter what they do,
it's always cool
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- and exciting and, you know...
- Fun.
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- Yeah. (chuckles)
- Gotcha.
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- All right.
- Okay. Thanks, Esther.
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I guess they're going
cave diving.
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- Hmm. Cave diving.
- Yeah.
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- (door opens, closes)
- Where?
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PARKER: In a stairwell,
spying on your daughter.
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- Really?
- CHARLIE: We're not spying.
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We're-we're just watching
from a distance.
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We're not spying.
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Look, she had a hard time
at her last school.
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I just want to make sure
she's okay.
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So, what, you thought you'd
hook her up with the cool kids?
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CHARLIE: Parker, you're
supposed to set a good example
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as the guidance counselor.
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I am setting the best example
with my look and my vibe alone.
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Jesus, kids still do the robot?
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(ringtone playing):
♪ Marry me, marry me, say... ♪
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- Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone?
- Guilty.
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What's "Marry Me"?
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It's Kat and Bastian's new song.
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- It's everyone's new song.
- It's my new song.
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- It's not mine.
- People are gonna propose to it.
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They're gonna post videos
of themselves
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dancing to it down the aisle.
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- Are you ready to be jealous?
- Yes.
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I'm taking my new girlfriend
Roxy and her ex-girlfriend
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- to their concert/wedding.
- Shut up.
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Where she's gonna look
at me and say...
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Hi, baby.
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BASTIAN (over phone):
Hi, love.
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- Did you see my post?
- No. You post something?
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(chuckles)
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So, do you like it?
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I love it.
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I love you.
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I love you more, baby.
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(inhales deeply)
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- When'll you be home?
- About an hour.
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You know there's about
a thousand people
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- in this apartment right now?
- (laughing): What?
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I know.
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20 million?
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(chuckles) Yeah, of course.
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Oh, my God. This has gotten
so out of control.
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(man speaks Spanish over phone)
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BASTIAN:
Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait.
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Yeah, I just...
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now I just wish it was me
and you on a beach somewhere.
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No, my love.
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You deserve the biggest wedding
in the world.
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And tomorrow's gonna be
the best night of our lives.
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- Can't wait. (chuckles)
- I can't wait either, baby.
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MELISSA:
Where's Kat?
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An interview in ten minutes.
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(horns honking)
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CHARLIE:
Look what I just found.
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Scoot over. (grunts)
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I was just looking
through some old pictures.
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- Uh-huh?
- And look at this one I saw
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of you, me and Mom
in Jamaica, parasailing.
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We went parasailing?
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Do you not remember?
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I mean, to be honest,
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I don't remember you
together at all.
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(grunts softly)
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Well, we were, and we had fun.
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I get it, Dad.
You were a fun guy.
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I was, and I am a fun guy.
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(takes deep breath)
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But, you know,
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it's not just about fun.
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It's-it's harder than that.
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It's work. It's...
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Well, think about Tank.
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- When Tank was a puppy.
- (chuckles)
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- You remember that?
- Yeah.
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You remember how fun he was
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and playing tug-of-war
with the Frisbee
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and him jumping around?
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And now he's old,
and his eyes don't work,
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and you don't know
how many good years he has left,
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- but you still...
- Dad, is Tank dying?
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No. No.
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I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good.
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I got a little off track.
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I was just...
What I meant is that
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love is about sacrifice
and the day-to-day.
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Um, Dad, uh,
can I go to sleep now?
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Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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- Okay. Good night.
- Okay.
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Night.
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JIMMY FALLON: Last time
she was here, Kat Valdez,
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who let's just say
is no stranger to weddings...
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(audience laughing)
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...said she wanted to do
something smaller,
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understated, intimate,
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with just, say,
5,000 of their closest fans.
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- (laughter)
- I mean friends.
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Just a simple wedding
for a simple gal.
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- Just like Mom's wedding was.
- (laughter)
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RYAN SEACREST:
Hey, good morning, New York.
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It's 102.7.
This is Seacrest with you.
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ENRIQUE SANTOS:
Kat and Bastian fans,
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it's Enrique Santos with you.
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RADIO HOST:
Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian
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will give it all they got
and tie the knot.
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RADIO HOST 2:
Today is the big day.
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RADIO HOST 3:
That shit is crazy, man.
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KAT:
"Then on the shore
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"Of the wide world
I stand alone, and think
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Till love and fame
to nothingness do sink."
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It's Keats.
You think he'll like it?
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If somebody explains it
to him, yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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Oh, today is your wedding day!
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- (squeals)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get it, get it, get it.
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Tomorrow would've been
our anniversary.
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You guys went out
for what, two weeks?
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17 days,
if you include the breakup.
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And she dumped me with a text.
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So rude.
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Come to the Kat Valdez concert
with me tonight.
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Parker, I'm not
a big concert person.
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Listen, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime invitation,
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and you don't even get it.
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This is Halley's Comet.
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It's you wearing an outfit
that flatters your body.
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It's very rare.
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Okay, I've got Lou tonight.
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Good. I've got three tickets.
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Bring her.
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Maybe she'll think you're fun.
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(organ plays intro to "Church"
by Kat Valdez)
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(audience cheering)
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KAT: ♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Church, church, church ♪
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♪ Like church,
church, church, church ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm down on my knees ♪
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♪ I've fallen for you ♪
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♪ You've opened my gates
and showed me the truth ♪
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(whooping)
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♪ I'm born again,
I'm feeling renewed ♪
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♪ You showed me the way ♪
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♪ I'm baptized in you ♪
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♪ I feel it in my chest ♪
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♪ I got you in my head,
I'm putting on my best ♪
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♪ Like I'm in church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Screaming out your name ♪
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♪ Got me feeling safe ♪
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♪ It's a new day,
like I'm in church ♪
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♪ Church, church, church ♪
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♪ You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah" ♪
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♪ This kind of love
will do it to ya ♪
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♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Church, church, church ♪
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♪ Like church, church ♪
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♪ Church, church ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Making this woman true ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Yes, honest to God,
it's true ♪
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♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Making this woman true ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Yes, honest to God,
it's true ♪
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♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah," testify ♪
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♪ This kind of love
will do it to ya ♪
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♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Church, church, church ♪
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♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, hey, hey, baby ♪
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♪ I'm in church ♪
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♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪
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♪ Ooh, I'm in church with you ♪
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- ♪ I'm in church with you ♪
- (cheering)
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- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- (whooping)
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Lord almighty. ♪
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- (song ends)
- (cheering)
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- WOMAN: We love you, Kat!
- (cheering continues)
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Thank you so much for being here
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on such a monumentally
special occasion.
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How's everybody feeling tonight?
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(cheering)
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(speaks Spanish)
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Are there any Latinos
in the house?
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(cheering)
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00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,931
Well, I am looking
for one in particular.
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- (laughing)
- (cheering, screaming)
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KAT:
Yes.
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Ooh, hold this.
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Hey, Roxy, check out
my new best friends.
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Oh, yeah, and suck it!
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(mellow Latin music begins)
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That beautiful woman
is gonna be my wife.
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I should've worn my onesie.
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(laughs) Charlie.
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(singing in Spanish)
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Yeah.
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Something's wrong.
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Where?
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Page Six.
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(typing rapidly)
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Are you guys ready
for the wedding?
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(cheering)
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(singing in Spanish)
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(gasping, hushed chatter)
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00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:06,776
(continues singing in Spanish)
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00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:09,320
- Where's Tyra?
- In Bastian's dressing room.
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- Ah, perfect.
- Dancers, to the stage in five!
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(continues singing in Spanish)
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(women cheering, screaming)
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00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:20,006
(continues singing in Spanish)
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00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:25,261
Mel! Where's Mel?
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- (song ends)
- (applause)
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What's everybody looking at?
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Oh. I know the groom is not
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supposed to see the bride
before the wedding.
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00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,100
Can I just say, "Wow."
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00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,685
No.
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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen...
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(cheering)
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...the moment you've all
been waiting for.
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(majestic orchestral music
playing)
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(Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing)
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00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,161
- What's the matter?
- Mm, everything's fine.
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00:14:58,211 --> 00:14:59,329
- Something's weird.
- Nothing to worry about.
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00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:00,747
What's everybody looking at?
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- Forget about them.
- Give me your phone.
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Now!
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It might not be real.
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AUDIENCE (chanting):
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
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REPORTER:
A Page Sixexclusive:
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An anonymous poster
sent us this hot video
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00:15:17,522 --> 00:15:19,265
that's gonna blow your mind.
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00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,684
Kat Valdez's
husband-to-be Bastian
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was caught cheating on her
with her assistant.
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00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:28,691
- (announcer speaking Spanish)
- (chanting continues)
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00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:32,203
(mechanical whirring)
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ANNOUNCER:
Can I get a witness?
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AUDIENCE: "Marry Me!"
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"
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"Marry Me!"
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(cheering)
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00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,592
(upbeat pop intro playing)
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00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:56,644
(cheering)
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00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:06,404
(indistinct chatter)
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00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:14,070
Uh, can you stop the music?
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00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,531
(music stops)
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00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:17,657
Oh, shit.
393
00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:21,077
And, um, can you turn up
the house lights?
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00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,837
(audience quiets)
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00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:26,466
Yeah.
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- (grunts)
- (audience gasping)
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- WOMAN: We love you, Kat!
- MAN: We love you, Kat!
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- MAN: Kat, we love you!
- WOMAN: Kat!
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00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:38,228
- (whispers): I'm okay.
- WOMAN: Kat, you're a goddess!
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00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:42,724
I'm told that, uh...
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00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:45,351
(sniffles)
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00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:47,437
...20 million people are
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00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:51,107
supposed to watch me sing
"Marry Me"
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00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:53,151
to the love of my life...
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00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:55,612
(applause, cheering)
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00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:58,615
...and then watch
as we take our vows.
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00:16:58,665 --> 00:17:00,575
(cheering)
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00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,660
I didn't know
she was gonna do this.
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00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,828
Beautiful.
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00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,538
So it's only natural
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00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,791
that I would want to see
who I'm talking to.
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00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,292
- (cheering)
- WOMAN: We love you!
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00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,002
WOMAN 2:
Kat, we love you!
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00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:13,838
Probably didn't know
about this either, did you?
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00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:16,091
Only natural
that I say something,
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00:17:16,141 --> 00:17:18,468
if not about marriage,
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00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:20,929
then about... love.
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00:17:20,979 --> 00:17:23,014
(murmuring)
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00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:25,475
Because that's what
we're all looking for, right?
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00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,018
- (cheering)
- (murmurs of agreement)
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00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,311
- Love?
- WOMAN: Yes!
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00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,979
REPORTER:
A Page Sixexclusive...
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00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:33,867
We get so caught up in what
we want our life to be that...
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00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:40,540
...we forget what our love
actually is.
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00:17:46,254 --> 00:17:48,665
- A lie.
- (audience gasping, murmuring)
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00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:50,667
MAN:
It's okay! We love you!
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00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:53,211
A fairy tale that
you sold yourself so long ago
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00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:56,556
that you forgot
that wasn't real.
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00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:03,513
But deep down, you knew.
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00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:04,806
WOMAN:
We love you, Kat.
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00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:07,475
- (cheering)
- We love you, Kat!
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00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:10,395
- (whooping)
- MAN: We love you!
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00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,355
She's making a fool of herself.
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00:18:12,405 --> 00:18:14,274
- (Kat sobs)
- No.
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00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:16,109
KAT:
Somehow you knew.
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00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,486
You did that.
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00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:23,074
You realize that
it wasn't love at all.
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00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:25,118
You were just in love
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00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:29,372
with the idea of who
you wanted that person to be.
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00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:32,926
But you can't marry an idea.
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00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:37,430
(audience murmuring)
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00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,302
You know, they say,
if you want something different,
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00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,938
you have to do
something different.
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00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:51,311
So this time,
for the first time,
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00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:53,613
you make a different choice.
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00:18:55,281 --> 00:19:00,036
You jump off a cliff so high
you can't even see the fall.
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00:19:03,081 --> 00:19:05,291
And you just...
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00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:16,427
...say yes.
449
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,181
Why not?
450
00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,358
Sure.
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00:19:32,026 --> 00:19:33,978
I'll marry you.
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00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:35,605
You.
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00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,399
(audience gasping)
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00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:39,943
Dad. Dad, that's you.
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00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:41,611
WOMAN:
I thought it would be Bastian,
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00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:43,530
but it's just some guy
wearing a windbreaker.
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00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,365
Maybe he's a celebrity
wearing a mask.
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00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:46,658
- Is this for real?
- Yeah, it's for real!
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00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,284
Jesus H. She's talking to you.
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00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:49,953
Charlie, go! Go!
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00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,664
- Go. Go!
- Go! Go! Go!
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00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:54,791
AUDIENCE (chanting):
Go! Go! Go!
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00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:57,469
(chant continues)
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00:20:05,727 --> 00:20:07,979
- (chant dies down)
- (cheering)
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00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,185
♪ ♪
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00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:16,488
(cheering)
467
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,034
(organ playing
Wagner's "Bridal Chorus")
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00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,045
Oh, my God.
469
00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:42,005
Do you, Katrina Valdez,
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00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:45,175
take this guy to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
471
00:20:45,225 --> 00:20:48,344
And I mean really take him.
Think hard, girl.
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00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:50,146
(audience murmuring)
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00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,516
- I do.
- WOMAN: Wait, what?
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00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:56,644
- (audience gasping)
- And do you, some guy,
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00:20:56,694 --> 00:21:00,106
take Kat to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
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00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:01,357
WOMAN:
No! Bastian!
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00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,609
- MAN: Do it!
- OTHERS: Yeah!
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00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:04,861
(scattered shouts)
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00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,871
It's on you, bro.
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00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:14,913
WOMAN:
Say yes!
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00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:16,206
Okay.
482
00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:18,666
- We'll take "okay."
- (scattered shouts)
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00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:21,586
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,
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00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:24,089
I now declare you...
(whispers in Spanish)
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00:21:24,139 --> 00:21:26,049
...husband and wife.
486
00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:29,052
(scattered cheers)
487
00:21:29,102 --> 00:21:31,896
(cheering swells)
488
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,977
♪ ♪
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00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:39,737
(cheering fades)
490
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,752
(cheering)
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00:21:57,839 --> 00:21:58,873
Kat.
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00:21:58,923 --> 00:22:00,458
Get the hell away from me.
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00:22:00,508 --> 00:22:01,918
- Can I just explain...
- I'm serious!
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00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:04,003
- Get her out of here!
- MAN: Clear this area.
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00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:06,005
- Everybody out, please.
- MAN 2: What's going on?
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00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,849
What happened?
497
00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:10,602
Baby...
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00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:14,848
Screw you, Bastian!
499
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,349
BASTIAN:
We got in that fight in Miami,
500
00:22:16,399 --> 00:22:17,434
then you told me to get out.
501
00:22:17,484 --> 00:22:18,518
Oh, so this is all my fault?
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00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,769
It's nothing. It was nothing.
503
00:22:19,819 --> 00:22:21,271
- Get me out of here.
- (speaks Spanish)
504
00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:22,939
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just...
- Wait.
505
00:22:22,989 --> 00:22:25,817
Who the hell do you think
you are, man? Some fan?
506
00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,777
No, I'm not a fan. Just...
507
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:29,237
Well, I mean, I am now.
508
00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:30,780
Okay. We're done.
You lot, get your phones down.
509
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,741
- Show's over. Go, go, go.
- (clamoring)
510
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:33,992
Carl, take these two
round the back.
511
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,410
I'll have you send decoys
round the front.
512
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,619
- Listen.
- Just get him out of here!
513
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:38,163
(clamoring)
514
00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:39,581
Hey, move. Move.
515
00:22:39,631 --> 00:22:40,832
Hold him there. Hold him there.
516
00:22:40,882 --> 00:22:41,791
- Terry, I'm-I'm good.
- Whoa, whoa.
517
00:22:41,841 --> 00:22:43,718
(clamoring continues)
518
00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:46,930
(cameras clicking rapidly)
519
00:22:49,182 --> 00:22:50,683
(Kat panting softly)
520
00:23:03,738 --> 00:23:05,907
♪ ♪
521
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,162
That was crazy.
522
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,660
I'm sorry.
I don't know exactly what to say
523
00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:20,330
or what just happened,
but I know on some level
524
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,174
you must have really cared
about that guy.
525
00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:26,845
I was marrying him.
526
00:23:27,637 --> 00:23:29,639
Good point.
527
00:23:34,227 --> 00:23:37,313
He's going to age badly.
528
00:23:40,191 --> 00:23:42,352
No, he's not.
529
00:23:42,402 --> 00:23:43,895
Yeah, you're right.
530
00:23:43,945 --> 00:23:46,439
He's probably just gonna
get better looking.
531
00:23:46,489 --> 00:23:48,825
(chuckles)
532
00:23:52,454 --> 00:23:55,039
I'm really sorry about all this.
533
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,586
Me, too.
534
00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:13,099
You gonna be okay?
535
00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:16,895
Jeff will take you home.
536
00:24:17,687 --> 00:24:19,063
Okay. Good night.
537
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,779
(cell phone buzzing)
538
00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:30,567
PARKER (over phone):
Charlie, finally.
539
00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:32,068
Hey. How's Lou?
540
00:24:32,118 --> 00:24:34,028
She's fine. She's at her mom's.
Where are you?
541
00:24:34,078 --> 00:24:35,905
I'm in a garage.
I'm on my way home.
542
00:24:35,955 --> 00:24:37,741
Hold on. You're saying
you haven't seen it?
543
00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,409
(chuckling): Oh, my God.
You are everywhere.
544
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:40,994
Online, on television, on...
545
00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,537
What do you mean "television"?
546
00:24:42,587 --> 00:24:44,247
FALLON (on TV): Did you hear
Kat Valdez got married
547
00:24:44,297 --> 00:24:45,957
to a different stranger
at the concert tonight?
548
00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:47,417
- Do you believe that?
- (audience laughing on TV)
549
00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:49,127
On the way home
from the concert tonight,
550
00:24:49,177 --> 00:24:51,296
Kat Valdez also left
the guy from the concert,
551
00:24:51,346 --> 00:24:53,631
then married her Uber driver,
and then...
552
00:24:53,681 --> 00:24:55,133
(audience laughing)
553
00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:57,218
Now he's-he's driving them
to the honeymoon
554
00:24:57,268 --> 00:24:59,429
in Turks and Caicos, where
she will marry the bellboy.
555
00:24:59,479 --> 00:25:02,557
It's very... It's all...
It's all happening...
556
00:25:02,607 --> 00:25:04,642
REPORTER:
Kat Valdez y Bastian...
557
00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:07,020
(reporter continues in Spanish)
558
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,813
(sighs)
559
00:25:08,863 --> 00:25:10,824
COLIN:
There you are.
560
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:16,329
You need anything?
561
00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:22,410
KAT:
Just...
562
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,879
tell me it didn't happen.
563
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:29,050
Why do I always pick
the wrong guy?
564
00:25:33,012 --> 00:25:35,048
I let everyone down.
565
00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:37,801
- No, no. No, you didn't.
- (Kat sniffling, sobbing)
566
00:25:37,851 --> 00:25:39,761
I can't get out of my own way.
567
00:25:39,811 --> 00:25:41,679
Oh, come here. Come here.
568
00:25:41,729 --> 00:25:43,348
It's all right.
569
00:25:43,398 --> 00:25:45,809
- We'll figure it out.
- (sobbing)
570
00:25:45,859 --> 00:25:47,360
I promise.
571
00:25:48,486 --> 00:25:49,863
I promise.
572
00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:52,565
We'll figure it out.
573
00:25:52,615 --> 00:25:55,777
Well, the good news is
there was a wedding last night.
574
00:25:55,827 --> 00:25:58,905
The bad news is
it was not a joke.
575
00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:00,573
I have two things to say.
576
00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,158
First, Kat, we love you...
577
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:03,410
It's Bastian.
578
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,994
He says he just needs
five minutes.
579
00:26:05,044 --> 00:26:06,704
Hang up and turn that off.
580
00:26:06,754 --> 00:26:08,581
I got to go.
581
00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:10,458
God, he's unbelievable.
582
00:26:10,508 --> 00:26:11,709
What now?
583
00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:13,128
Well, he's going to Puerto Rico.
584
00:26:13,178 --> 00:26:14,921
He says he needs to get
his head together.
585
00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:16,047
(scoffs) Whatever.
586
00:26:16,097 --> 00:26:17,674
(sighs) Kat, he was crying.
587
00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:19,467
Not helping.
588
00:26:19,517 --> 00:26:21,102
(Colin grunts softly)
589
00:26:24,522 --> 00:26:26,391
COLIN:
You all right?
590
00:26:26,441 --> 00:26:27,809
KAT:
No.
591
00:26:27,859 --> 00:26:30,186
Okay, well, I did
a bit of digging last night,
592
00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:32,856
and it turns out, out of 10,000
potential dumpster fires,
593
00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:35,358
you picked a decent,
straight, single father
594
00:26:35,408 --> 00:26:37,485
with no criminal record,
and get this,
595
00:26:37,535 --> 00:26:38,611
he's a maths teacher.
596
00:26:38,661 --> 00:26:39,988
- And that's good?
- It's great.
597
00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:41,364
He's not gonna be a problem.
598
00:26:41,414 --> 00:26:42,657
I say we offer $5,000,
599
00:26:42,707 --> 00:26:46,044
get him to sign an NDA
and let it all blow over.
600
00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:49,255
Or...
601
00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:51,925
Or?
602
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,887
Or I could stay married to him.
603
00:26:57,764 --> 00:26:59,424
(laughs)
604
00:26:59,474 --> 00:27:00,850
You're kidding.
605
00:27:01,601 --> 00:27:03,895
You're kidding.
606
00:27:04,687 --> 00:27:05,847
You're not kidding.
607
00:27:05,897 --> 00:27:07,390
Y-You can't. We can't.
608
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,725
It-it's not legal.
609
00:27:08,775 --> 00:27:10,018
We didn't file papers.
610
00:27:10,068 --> 00:27:11,478
So file the papers.
611
00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:12,695
Wha...
612
00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:15,648
I mean, play the record
through here.
613
00:27:15,698 --> 00:27:17,025
I started something last night,
614
00:27:17,075 --> 00:27:19,611
and if I don't finish it,
I look crazy.
615
00:27:19,661 --> 00:27:21,362
"Er." You'll look crazier.
616
00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:22,614
(Kat exhales)
617
00:27:22,664 --> 00:27:24,407
(whispers):
Namaste.
618
00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:26,576
Yeah, we got to get out
in front of this.
619
00:27:26,626 --> 00:27:29,287
Now, he thinks he can
publicly humiliate me?
620
00:27:29,337 --> 00:27:30,580
Screw him.
621
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:34,125
This is a manic response
to an insane situation.
622
00:27:34,175 --> 00:27:36,252
No, we have to change
the narrative.
623
00:27:36,302 --> 00:27:38,088
All right?
I'm not marrying him forever.
624
00:27:38,138 --> 00:27:41,091
It's just for a month,
a... a few months.
625
00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:42,884
Now, presuming
the man you married
626
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,428
doesn't have
a girlfriend or a life,
627
00:27:45,478 --> 00:27:47,555
and presuming
I can get him to agree,
628
00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:50,517
I'm not sure exactly
what we're telling the world.
629
00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:52,444
You don't want to be a joke.
630
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:56,189
I don't want to be
the punch line.
631
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:59,442
We have to embrace
the spontaneity of the moment
632
00:27:59,492 --> 00:28:01,327
and just say...
633
00:28:03,621 --> 00:28:06,166
"Nothing else has worked.
634
00:28:09,335 --> 00:28:11,379
Maybe this will."
635
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,088
You know what they say to do
636
00:28:20,138 --> 00:28:22,048
when your car's skidding
out of control, Colin?
637
00:28:22,098 --> 00:28:25,226
Close your eyes and pray?
638
00:28:26,728 --> 00:28:29,180
Hit the gas and turn into it.
639
00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:30,682
Wait, what are you saying?
640
00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:32,100
Rethink the paradigm.
641
00:28:32,150 --> 00:28:34,102
We're not selling the world
a fairy tale.
642
00:28:34,152 --> 00:28:35,770
We're taking the fairy tale
off the table.
643
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:36,980
That's what you did last night.
644
00:28:37,030 --> 00:28:38,648
- That's what I did?
- Yeah.
645
00:28:38,698 --> 00:28:40,650
Look, I was just trying
to help someone who seemed like
646
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,277
they were in the middle
of a nervous breakdown.
647
00:28:42,327 --> 00:28:43,820
We're calling it
a break from tradition.
648
00:28:43,870 --> 00:28:46,656
A moment of clarity where
she picked you out of a crowd
649
00:28:46,706 --> 00:28:48,950
and you, my friend, picked her.
650
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,827
I don't even know her.
651
00:28:50,877 --> 00:28:53,329
Kat Valdez is a legend.
652
00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:54,330
Self-made.
653
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,999
She was raised
by a single father
654
00:28:56,049 --> 00:28:58,042
who died before she had
any kind of success.
655
00:28:58,092 --> 00:28:59,794
Now she's a woman north of 35
656
00:28:59,844 --> 00:29:02,088
in a business that marginalizes
women at any age.
657
00:29:02,138 --> 00:29:04,048
People love their artists
to bare their souls,
658
00:29:04,098 --> 00:29:05,759
then vilify them
if they go too far.
659
00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:08,011
Well, I'm not gonna let them
do that to her.
660
00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:10,180
- And I'm asking you to help me.
- How?
661
00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:12,891
Stand beside her
for three months.
662
00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:13,975
And what does she think
about this?
663
00:29:14,025 --> 00:29:15,310
It was her idea.
664
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,188
- She had the idea for...
- Yeah.
665
00:29:18,238 --> 00:29:20,356
What if we offered you $10,000?
666
00:29:20,406 --> 00:29:22,692
No, no, no. Wrong approach.
667
00:29:22,742 --> 00:29:24,569
Offer him, like, a fundraiser.
668
00:29:24,619 --> 00:29:25,653
He'll go for that.
669
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,322
(chuckling):
Oh. Hi.
670
00:29:27,372 --> 00:29:29,074
Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two...
671
00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:30,575
Ew, gross. No.
672
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:33,203
Parker Debs, guidance counselor.
Same school.
673
00:29:33,253 --> 00:29:35,747
How about, uh, we host
a fundraiser for your math club?
674
00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:37,707
Don't answer that. Okay.
675
00:29:37,757 --> 00:29:39,375
What about if it's, like,
676
00:29:39,425 --> 00:29:42,045
instead of three months,
it's six months,
677
00:29:42,095 --> 00:29:44,339
and it could be, like,
a whole math wing?
678
00:29:44,389 --> 00:29:46,883
- (chuckles)
- I'm thinking about the children.
679
00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:48,176
Yeah, this is ridiculous.
680
00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:49,719
I don't think
anyone's gonna believe
681
00:29:49,769 --> 00:29:52,055
that she's gonna go
from Bastian to me.
682
00:29:52,105 --> 00:29:53,556
- That's a good point.
- Well, the fact is
683
00:29:53,606 --> 00:29:55,433
that she did go
from Bastian to you.
684
00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:56,684
Counterpoint.
685
00:29:56,734 --> 00:29:58,395
COLIN: We're not pretending
you're in love.
686
00:29:58,445 --> 00:30:00,063
We're just gonna say
that you're getting
687
00:30:00,113 --> 00:30:01,815
to know each other,
and if it goes further,
688
00:30:01,865 --> 00:30:02,941
then great, and if it doesn't...
689
00:30:02,991 --> 00:30:04,526
It won't. Come...
690
00:30:04,576 --> 00:30:07,070
- Not with that attitude.
- Well, then it doesn't have to.
691
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,739
This is about this moment.
692
00:30:09,789 --> 00:30:13,243
Managing the media frenzy
until things die down.
693
00:30:13,293 --> 00:30:14,828
I have a daughter.
694
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:17,747
I don't want to drag her
into the middle of a circus.
695
00:30:17,797 --> 00:30:19,874
I can assure you,
we won't impinge
696
00:30:19,924 --> 00:30:22,293
on your life whatsoever.
697
00:30:22,343 --> 00:30:23,795
- (clamoring)
- How does it feel to not be a nobody?
698
00:30:23,845 --> 00:30:25,713
How do you feel about her
being so much hotter
699
00:30:25,763 --> 00:30:27,757
- than you, Charlie?
- Hey, Charlie! Right here!
700
00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:29,008
Hey, Charlie, are you gonna
go through with this?
701
00:30:29,058 --> 00:30:30,093
Where's the honeymoon?
702
00:30:30,143 --> 00:30:31,803
Did you get a good look at him?
703
00:30:31,853 --> 00:30:33,430
Yeah. He's cute.
704
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,514
What?
705
00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:36,558
- He's fine.
- COLIN: Hey.
706
00:30:36,608 --> 00:30:39,185
Charlie, come in.
707
00:30:39,235 --> 00:30:41,020
Oh, she's right there. Jesus.
708
00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:42,939
Come over, guys.
709
00:30:42,989 --> 00:30:44,899
Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie.
710
00:30:44,949 --> 00:30:46,693
- Hi. Oh.
- How are you? Oh.
711
00:30:46,743 --> 00:30:48,111
(Charlie chuckles)
712
00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:50,488
- Okay. (laughs)
- I'm Parker.
713
00:30:50,538 --> 00:30:52,991
I'm... I am the one who brought
Charlie to the concert,
714
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,451
- so I'm-I'm...
- CHARLIE: Yep.
715
00:30:54,501 --> 00:30:55,702
Basically,
I guess I'm responsible
716
00:30:55,752 --> 00:30:57,078
- for this whole thing.
- (laughter)
717
00:30:57,128 --> 00:30:58,621
Hi, Parker.
718
00:30:58,671 --> 00:30:59,873
Hey, Kat.
719
00:30:59,923 --> 00:31:00,874
Hi.
720
00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,459
Would you do me a favor,
721
00:31:02,509 --> 00:31:04,419
uh, just two seconds,
and just say,
722
00:31:04,469 --> 00:31:05,795
- "Roxy, you really blew it"?
- CHARLIE: Oh. Oh.
723
00:31:05,845 --> 00:31:08,548
Today Showis a go
at 10:00 on Tuesday.
724
00:31:08,598 --> 00:31:10,133
- (whispers): Sorry.
- MELISSA: They want, uh, um...
725
00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:11,509
Um, Charlie.
726
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:14,596
Charlie in studio
and Kat remote from London.
727
00:31:14,646 --> 00:31:16,473
- Kat.
- Excuse me one second.
728
00:31:16,523 --> 00:31:18,099
- I just have to take a call.
- Okay.
729
00:31:18,149 --> 00:31:19,768
- Bye, Kat.
- WOMAN: Everything's set up...
730
00:31:19,818 --> 00:31:22,020
- She's like a real person.
- All right, so what's going on?
731
00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:23,646
Uh, we're booking interviews
all week.
732
00:31:23,696 --> 00:31:25,273
Uh-huh.
I thought that's what today was.
733
00:31:25,323 --> 00:31:26,649
No, no. Today's more of
a press conference.
734
00:31:26,699 --> 00:31:28,151
But throughout
the next few weeks,
735
00:31:28,201 --> 00:31:29,694
we're gonna have
some sit-downs and B roll
736
00:31:29,744 --> 00:31:31,404
and news outlets following us,
charting the progress
737
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,114
as you two
get to know each other.
738
00:31:33,164 --> 00:31:34,282
It's all in your email.
739
00:31:34,332 --> 00:31:35,992
I don't check my emails a lot.
740
00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:38,336
How do you schedule your life
if you don't check your email?
741
00:31:39,129 --> 00:31:40,663
Easy. I can't do anything
742
00:31:40,713 --> 00:31:42,999
between 8:00 and 3:00
Monday through Friday,
743
00:31:43,049 --> 00:31:44,626
and I have math club
after school,
744
00:31:44,676 --> 00:31:46,503
and three days a week,
I have my kid.
745
00:31:46,553 --> 00:31:48,379
- Beyond that, I'm pretty much available.
- (groans)
746
00:31:48,429 --> 00:31:50,840
- So, sorry...
- Melissa.
747
00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,926
Melissa, you're gonna
have to move The Today Show.
748
00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:54,052
What? Excuse me?
749
00:31:54,102 --> 00:31:55,386
We don't move The Today Show.
750
00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:57,806
We move for The Today Show.
751
00:31:57,856 --> 00:31:59,182
He's gonna have to
shift his schedule.
752
00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:00,308
Okay, I'll-I'll handle it.
753
00:32:00,358 --> 00:32:02,185
Okay, I can handle my own life.
754
00:32:02,235 --> 00:32:03,686
I can help him handle it.
755
00:32:03,736 --> 00:32:06,356
Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you
be posting Vitamix?
756
00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,108
That's Tyra's job.
757
00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:09,901
Oh. Right.
758
00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:11,611
Morning, everybody.
I don't know about you guys,
759
00:32:11,661 --> 00:32:13,530
but when I get up in the
morning, I like to meditate.
760
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:16,116
I also love to have fresh juice.
761
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:18,493
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.
762
00:32:18,543 --> 00:32:21,871
I take my fresh greens,
mix and go.
763
00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:23,581
Okay, look, I hate
to interrupt an artist
764
00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:25,458
while she's juicing,
but we're gonna have to draw
765
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,335
a hard line
when it comes to the students
766
00:32:27,385 --> 00:32:29,212
- and the schedule, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
767
00:32:29,262 --> 00:32:31,214
You're a little shiny.
768
00:32:31,264 --> 00:32:33,591
MELISSA:
Awesome. Let's take a selfie.
769
00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:34,717
(camera clicks)
770
00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:36,177
I don't feel comfortable.
771
00:32:36,227 --> 00:32:38,471
- I really don't feel like this is my world.
- It's natural.
772
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,390
It just feels like
everyone walking around
773
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,725
is, like, a sycophant.
774
00:32:41,775 --> 00:32:44,060
Everything in her life
is sponsored.
775
00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:46,938
- I know, but don't ruin this for me.
- No, but listen to me.
776
00:32:46,988 --> 00:32:48,898
- I...
- COLIN: Hey.
777
00:32:48,948 --> 00:32:50,734
- How we doing?
- I'm sorry.
778
00:32:50,784 --> 00:32:52,819
I don't... I don't think
it's gonna work out.
779
00:32:52,869 --> 00:32:53,987
It's just perspective.
780
00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:55,613
No, it's not just perspective.
781
00:32:55,663 --> 00:32:57,741
You see her as some pop star
with endorsement deals,
782
00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,117
a narcissist who takes
meaningless selfies,
783
00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:00,618
but that's not the full...
784
00:33:00,668 --> 00:33:02,454
Well, I mean, is a selfie
ever meaningful? I mean...
785
00:33:02,504 --> 00:33:03,580
Look up.
786
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,248
Look, I-I don't mean
to be negative,
787
00:33:05,298 --> 00:33:07,500
but I'm not
a big social media person.
788
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,502
I feel it's kind of
a distorted reality.
789
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,588
I'm so glad I came
to your TED Talk.
790
00:33:11,638 --> 00:33:13,923
No, come on. I see it
all the time in my students.
791
00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:15,842
- It's... (sighs)
- MELISSA: Kat's ready to walk.
792
00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:17,260
Okay, she's ready.
793
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:18,636
COLIN: Social media
can also reach people.
794
00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:20,513
- No, I know. Yeah.
- It can be a tool.
795
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,515
You know what a tool is,
though, right, Charlie?
796
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,151
- Okay. Thank you, Melissa.
- PARKER: Burn.
797
00:33:26,903 --> 00:33:28,438
I know this is a lot.
798
00:33:28,488 --> 00:33:30,440
Just go out there
and be yourself.
799
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,400
Myself probably wouldn't
be here, but...
800
00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:34,319
Listen, if you don't
want to do this...
801
00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:37,572
Uh, what, then I leave?
802
00:33:37,622 --> 00:33:39,157
I thought you said
he was into this.
803
00:33:39,207 --> 00:33:41,159
- COLIN: He is.
- He can hear you.
804
00:33:41,209 --> 00:33:42,285
COLIN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
805
00:33:42,335 --> 00:33:44,370
Kat Valdez and her new husband,
806
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,663
Charlie Gilbert.
807
00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:47,882
- (applause)
- (cameras clicking)
808
00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,296
REPORTER:
So, you think it's romantic
809
00:33:53,346 --> 00:33:54,631
marrying a complete stranger?
810
00:33:54,681 --> 00:33:58,259
Uh, impulsive, without a plan.
811
00:33:58,309 --> 00:34:00,303
But, hey, look where
my plans got me.
812
00:34:00,353 --> 00:34:01,387
(laughter)
813
00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:02,680
So, you just
814
00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,474
threw caution to the wind
and thought...
815
00:34:04,524 --> 00:34:06,726
I didn't think, actually.
816
00:34:06,776 --> 00:34:07,811
It was a moment.
817
00:34:07,861 --> 00:34:09,479
You're banking a lifetime
on a moment?
818
00:34:09,529 --> 00:34:11,606
No, I'm banking
a moment on a moment.
819
00:34:11,656 --> 00:34:14,567
Get enough of those,
and that's a lifetime.
820
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:15,985
You know nothing
about each other.
821
00:34:16,035 --> 00:34:17,487
Did you think twice?
822
00:34:17,537 --> 00:34:18,571
Charlie?
823
00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:20,448
Mm, people meet randomly
all the time.
824
00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:22,325
At a... at a bar or...
825
00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:23,868
Online.
826
00:34:23,918 --> 00:34:25,537
Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven.
827
00:34:25,587 --> 00:34:27,372
- (laughing)
- CHARLIE: Uh...
828
00:34:27,422 --> 00:34:29,499
I mean, why is this any crazier?
829
00:34:29,549 --> 00:34:32,218
To state the obvious,
you got married.
830
00:34:34,262 --> 00:34:36,548
Yeah, and...
831
00:34:36,598 --> 00:34:39,342
Now we get to know each other.
832
00:34:39,392 --> 00:34:42,095
- But not as man and wife?
- KAT: Uh, no.
833
00:34:42,145 --> 00:34:43,847
That would be nuts. (chuckles)
834
00:34:43,897 --> 00:34:45,223
Just for her.
835
00:34:45,273 --> 00:34:47,851
For me, it would be
pretty amazing.
836
00:34:47,901 --> 00:34:49,394
(laughter)
837
00:34:49,444 --> 00:34:51,187
Last night,
I held up a friend's sign
838
00:34:51,237 --> 00:34:53,481
asking a woman to marry me,
839
00:34:53,531 --> 00:34:57,869
and she said yes,
and I did, and...
840
00:34:59,329 --> 00:35:00,947
...you know, I did it not,
841
00:35:00,997 --> 00:35:02,782
you know,
because she was beautiful...
842
00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:04,784
- well, maybe a little...
- (laughter)
843
00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:07,412
...um, but it just seemed like,
844
00:35:07,462 --> 00:35:09,539
in the moment,
the right thing to do.
845
00:35:09,589 --> 00:35:13,635
So, what, you just saw
each other and said yes?
846
00:35:15,845 --> 00:35:17,380
BOTH:
Yes.
847
00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:19,174
(both laugh)
848
00:35:19,224 --> 00:35:21,309
And that doesn't seem frivolous?
849
00:35:22,602 --> 00:35:25,430
Historically,
marriage was transactional.
850
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,016
It was about
expanding your empire,
851
00:35:28,066 --> 00:35:30,894
and a woman's value
was based on what she brought.
852
00:35:30,944 --> 00:35:33,772
Like, "You give me a heifer,
and I'll give you my daughter."
853
00:35:33,822 --> 00:35:35,607
(reporters scoffing, murmuring)
854
00:35:35,657 --> 00:35:37,067
CHARLIE:
It's terrible. I know.
855
00:35:37,117 --> 00:35:39,110
That's... Uh, you know,
I didn't come up with it.
856
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,781
But it really was
a business deal,
857
00:35:42,831 --> 00:35:45,200
and it wasn't designed
to be about love,
858
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:49,245
and maybe that's where people
kind of get tripped up now.
859
00:35:49,295 --> 00:35:51,748
REPORTER: This is your second
marriage, right, Charlie?
860
00:35:51,798 --> 00:35:53,508
You wouldn't want to fail again.
861
00:35:56,136 --> 00:35:57,670
(chuckles softly)
862
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,798
Well, you haven't lived
unless you've failed, Bill.
863
00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:02,133
You should know that
from your time at CNBC.
864
00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:03,593
(laughter)
865
00:36:03,643 --> 00:36:06,721
Listen, what we did was crazy...
866
00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:08,765
we know that... but, you know,
867
00:36:08,815 --> 00:36:11,768
it was just truly
a leap of faith.
868
00:36:11,818 --> 00:36:15,105
The rules as they exist
pretty much suck for women.
869
00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:17,816
I mean, why do we have to wait
for men to propose?
870
00:36:17,866 --> 00:36:20,402
Why is everything on his terms?
871
00:36:20,452 --> 00:36:23,071
No, I think it is time
to shake things up.
872
00:36:23,121 --> 00:36:24,948
How about this? We pick the guy,
873
00:36:24,998 --> 00:36:28,451
we keep our name and let him
earn the right to stay.
874
00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:31,838
(cheering and applause)
875
00:36:34,841 --> 00:36:36,751
- COLIN: That was terrific.
- (Kat chuckling)
876
00:36:36,801 --> 00:36:38,336
No, no, seriously.
Oh, and listen.
877
00:36:38,386 --> 00:36:39,629
Don't worry about Tuesday.
878
00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:40,964
We'll adjust our schedule
around yours.
879
00:36:41,014 --> 00:36:42,507
- It'll be fine.
- Thanks. I appreciate it.
880
00:36:42,557 --> 00:36:43,842
- No, of course.
- KAT: We'll try not to
881
00:36:43,892 --> 00:36:45,552
turn your life
upside down too much.
882
00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:47,554
I think it might be
a little too late for that.
883
00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:49,305
I mean, do you ever
get used to this?
884
00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:53,977
Just the attention and the chaos
and the people everywhere?
885
00:36:54,027 --> 00:36:55,979
I don't know.
Some days, you barely notice.
886
00:36:56,029 --> 00:36:59,866
Other days, you feel like...
a panda in a zoo.
887
00:37:01,242 --> 00:37:03,319
You should know that up front.
888
00:37:03,369 --> 00:37:04,529
Got it.
889
00:37:04,579 --> 00:37:05,780
Where you off to now?
890
00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:08,324
Oh, London, for a meeting.
891
00:37:08,374 --> 00:37:10,827
And I'm off to Flatbush
for a dog,
892
00:37:10,877 --> 00:37:13,797
which pretty much sums it up.
893
00:37:14,672 --> 00:37:17,041
I'll see you
at the next photo op?
894
00:37:17,091 --> 00:37:19,502
- Okay.
- (engine starts)
895
00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:21,463
Don't forget to check
your schedule.
896
00:37:21,513 --> 00:37:23,339
I got it.
897
00:37:23,389 --> 00:37:26,009
OMG.
He can't even text with that.
898
00:37:26,059 --> 00:37:28,261
OMG. Yes, he can.
899
00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:29,896
(whispers):
But very slowly.
900
00:37:40,073 --> 00:37:41,357
Ay, ay, ay.
901
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:42,942
PARKER:
You did not look nervous,
902
00:37:42,992 --> 00:37:44,652
and you know what,
you kind of have
903
00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,071
offbeat good looks
for someone...
904
00:37:46,121 --> 00:37:47,864
- Offbeat?
- PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez!
905
00:37:47,914 --> 00:37:49,365
- Charlie, over here!
- CHARLIE: What are they doing here?
906
00:37:49,415 --> 00:37:50,867
Relax. We're famous now.
907
00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,744
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Is this a throuple?
908
00:37:52,794 --> 00:37:54,537
Where's your wife?!
Why don't you live with her?!
909
00:37:54,587 --> 00:37:55,914
Why are you yelling at me?
910
00:37:55,964 --> 00:37:57,540
- I'm standing right here.
- Come on, Charlie.
911
00:37:57,590 --> 00:37:58,875
- I'm gonna go inside.
- What are you doing?
912
00:37:58,925 --> 00:38:00,168
- PARKER: Just, um...
- Are you now Mr. Valdez?
913
00:38:00,218 --> 00:38:01,503
Are you in the doghouse? Huh?
914
00:38:01,553 --> 00:38:03,546
(grunting):
Gonna be a short walk.
915
00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:05,965
Go inside. I'll deal with this.
916
00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:07,675
PHOTOGRAPHER:
You been kicked out already?
917
00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:10,220
The dog can't shit
if people are watching.
918
00:38:10,270 --> 00:38:13,431
Luckily, I can only shit
if people are watching,
919
00:38:13,481 --> 00:38:16,651
so if you're feeling lucky...
920
00:38:17,819 --> 00:38:19,896
I'm busy, too, by the way.
921
00:38:19,946 --> 00:38:22,157
(cheering, excited chatter)
922
00:38:24,409 --> 00:38:26,619
♪ ♪
923
00:38:27,662 --> 00:38:29,614
BASTIAN (on video):
What's your name, baby?
924
00:38:29,664 --> 00:38:32,200
- WOMAN (on video): Janice.
- BASTIAN: Janice.
925
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,669
You look so sexy tonight.
926
00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:44,838
KAT:
I don't know about you guys,
927
00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:47,382
but when I get up in
the morning, I like to meditate.
928
00:38:47,432 --> 00:38:48,925
I also love to have fresh juice.
929
00:38:48,975 --> 00:38:50,802
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.
930
00:38:50,852 --> 00:38:52,804
Could we get a Vitamix?
931
00:38:52,854 --> 00:38:54,597
I'd like to juice daily.
932
00:38:54,647 --> 00:38:55,807
Come on. Put that down.
933
00:38:55,857 --> 00:38:57,475
No electronics at dinner.
934
00:38:57,525 --> 00:38:58,977
What do you call that?
935
00:38:59,027 --> 00:39:00,979
I call that
a nature documentary,
936
00:39:01,029 --> 00:39:03,940
so we can travel while we eat.
937
00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:05,950
Put it down.
938
00:39:07,327 --> 00:39:10,447
So, is Kat, like, my stepmom?
939
00:39:10,497 --> 00:39:12,073
No, Lou. Come on.
940
00:39:12,123 --> 00:39:15,118
Dad, I think this experience
is actually really good for you.
941
00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:16,619
Says my 12-year-old?
942
00:39:16,669 --> 00:39:18,413
It's true.
I mean, you never just, like,
943
00:39:18,463 --> 00:39:20,039
do things without planning them.
944
00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:21,416
I think it's cool.
945
00:39:21,466 --> 00:39:22,959
I really want to meet her.
946
00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:24,961
I mean, Parker says she's nice
947
00:39:25,011 --> 00:39:27,839
and smart and next-level hot.
948
00:39:27,889 --> 00:39:29,799
She is nice.
She is... She's an attract...
949
00:39:29,849 --> 00:39:31,384
Here, let me get this.
950
00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:34,345
Dad, she just hit 80 million
followers on Instagram.
951
00:39:34,395 --> 00:39:35,847
Okay. I'm not impressed.
952
00:39:35,897 --> 00:39:38,349
Talk to me when she gets
to 90 million, okay?
953
00:39:38,399 --> 00:39:40,143
Lou, it's not real.
954
00:39:40,193 --> 00:39:41,728
It's all a facade.
955
00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:43,480
You know, they had me
wearing makeup.
956
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:45,356
You wear makeup now?
957
00:39:45,406 --> 00:39:47,400
Wore once. Never again.
958
00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:50,779
Well, you never say never,
but I don't plan on it
959
00:39:50,829 --> 00:39:53,198
in the next couple months
that we're doing this.
960
00:39:53,248 --> 00:39:56,034
And you're saying the whole time
I can't meet her?
961
00:39:56,084 --> 00:39:57,660
I don't think
Mom would want that.
962
00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:59,496
Actually, Mom wants
to meet her, too.
963
00:39:59,546 --> 00:40:02,957
Oh, perfect. Lou, you know
that we're not really together.
964
00:40:03,007 --> 00:40:06,052
Her manager stages things. Look.
965
00:40:06,928 --> 00:40:09,005
- You have an iPhone?
- Yeah.
966
00:40:09,055 --> 00:40:10,673
I mean, it's-it's just
for scheduling.
967
00:40:10,723 --> 00:40:12,300
They're making me use it.
968
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:13,802
- Huh.
- Yeah, bowling,
969
00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,553
and then we're gonna do
a photo shoot, so...
970
00:40:15,603 --> 00:40:19,516
Uh-huh. But do you guys,
like, talk ever?
971
00:40:19,566 --> 00:40:22,102
It's just publicity.
It's not real.
972
00:40:22,152 --> 00:40:24,070
Hmm.
973
00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:27,023
Yeah! Come on!
974
00:40:27,073 --> 00:40:28,733
Okay, your turn.
975
00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:30,151
Don't be nervous.
It's just, uh...
976
00:40:30,201 --> 00:40:31,861
It's not a competition.
Just having fun.
977
00:40:31,911 --> 00:40:33,446
Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing
978
00:40:33,496 --> 00:40:35,615
from the way you're holding
that that you haven't done
979
00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,909
- too much bowling.
- Uh, what do I do?
980
00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,869
Well, you... you're gonna want
to put your fingers
981
00:40:39,919 --> 00:40:41,329
- in the holes there.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
982
00:40:41,379 --> 00:40:43,039
This one, yeah.
Get your thumb in that one.
983
00:40:43,089 --> 00:40:44,874
- There? That one? Okay.
- Yep. And then take
984
00:40:44,924 --> 00:40:47,210
three steps kind of...
you want to land on your left,
985
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:49,304
and don't be afraid
to use those little...
986
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,011
A strike is better
than a spare, right?
987
00:40:57,061 --> 00:40:58,888
- That is not your first time bowling.
- (laughing)
988
00:40:58,938 --> 00:41:00,682
Yes! Did you get that?
989
00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:03,393
- Come on! The old rope-a-dope.
- Yes!
990
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:05,103
MELISSA:
Oh, my God.
991
00:41:05,153 --> 00:41:08,064
I wish I put money on this,
because people are loving it.
992
00:41:08,114 --> 00:41:09,816
- What people?
- Oh, well, this is
993
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:12,235
an Instagram live feed,
and 237,000 people
994
00:41:12,285 --> 00:41:14,195
are like, "Why is he
such a boring nerd?"
995
00:41:14,245 --> 00:41:16,448
- Mel.
- What? Their words, not mine.
996
00:41:16,498 --> 00:41:17,574
Get off the live, Mel.
997
00:41:17,624 --> 00:41:18,825
All right.
998
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,118
So, we just need
a little bit more
999
00:41:20,168 --> 00:41:21,619
B roll for The Today Show.
1000
00:41:21,669 --> 00:41:24,539
Well, I've-I've got to
get home to Tank.
1001
00:41:24,589 --> 00:41:25,999
- Is Tank his daughter?
- Stop.
1002
00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:27,709
- COLIN: Okay.
- You have to go?
1003
00:41:27,759 --> 00:41:29,878
Yeah, if you guys
are done with me.
1004
00:41:29,928 --> 00:41:32,630
Mm-hmm. We're going to a party.
1005
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,799
You go.
1006
00:41:34,849 --> 00:41:36,851
Where's home?
1007
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:43,933
KAT:
Wow. Cool.
1008
00:41:43,983 --> 00:41:46,311
CHARLIE:
Thanks.
1009
00:41:46,361 --> 00:41:49,064
Yeah, it's a, um...
1010
00:41:49,114 --> 00:41:51,566
Kat, meet dog. (chuckling)
1011
00:41:51,616 --> 00:41:53,526
Wow, I never heard
that one before.
1012
00:41:53,576 --> 00:41:56,654
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff.
1013
00:41:56,704 --> 00:41:59,616
(laughing):
You are so lucky
1014
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:01,451
that Mel didn't
hear you say that.
1015
00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:02,952
No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here.
1016
00:42:03,002 --> 00:42:05,288
I feel like you're never alone.
1017
00:42:05,338 --> 00:42:06,790
What? I'm alone now.
1018
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,793
Well, I mean, yeah,
other than Kofi.
1019
00:42:09,843 --> 00:42:11,586
KAT:
Just ignore him.
1020
00:42:11,636 --> 00:42:14,339
CHARLIE:
Is everything you do filmed?
1021
00:42:14,389 --> 00:42:16,341
- KAT: Banked.
- Banked?
1022
00:42:16,391 --> 00:42:18,009
For my channel.
1023
00:42:18,059 --> 00:42:20,353
Just little mini episodes
of life.
1024
00:42:22,522 --> 00:42:25,859
Uh, can-can we skip an episode?
1025
00:42:28,695 --> 00:42:29,896
Want me to go?
1026
00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:31,648
KAT:
Yeah, you can go.
1027
00:42:31,698 --> 00:42:32,941
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.
1028
00:42:32,991 --> 00:42:34,609
- I'll see you. Yeah.
- Happy?
1029
00:42:34,659 --> 00:42:35,860
Relieved.
1030
00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:37,821
(door closes)
1031
00:42:37,871 --> 00:42:38,988
KAT:
Is this your daughter?
1032
00:42:39,038 --> 00:42:39,989
- CHARLIE: Yeah.
- She's cute.
1033
00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:42,325
Thanks. Yeah, she's great.
1034
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,662
Although she is in that
awkward in-between phase
1035
00:42:45,712 --> 00:42:47,997
where she's still my baby girl
1036
00:42:48,047 --> 00:42:51,042
but she definitely wants
nothing to do with me.
1037
00:42:51,092 --> 00:42:53,044
And you can forget
about getting hugs,
1038
00:42:53,094 --> 00:42:55,463
'cause it's not
happening anymore,
1039
00:42:55,513 --> 00:43:00,176
which kind of breaks my heart,
but that's the way it goes.
1040
00:43:00,226 --> 00:43:02,729
What happened with her mom?
1041
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,181
I mean, I'm sorry, you don't...
1042
00:43:05,231 --> 00:43:06,433
You know,
it's none of my business.
1043
00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:07,934
You don't have to tell me.
(chuckles)
1044
00:43:07,984 --> 00:43:11,020
No, no, it's okay. Um...
1045
00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,773
We were married, and
we actually had a good marriage.
1046
00:43:13,823 --> 00:43:15,191
You know, then,
1047
00:43:15,241 --> 00:43:17,068
I don't know, all of a sudden,
I got the feeling
1048
00:43:17,118 --> 00:43:19,320
she didn't want it
or she didn't want me anymore,
1049
00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:21,531
and I had nothing to do
but let her go.
1050
00:43:21,581 --> 00:43:24,451
And, you know,
statistically, we're screwed,
1051
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:28,371
'cause 48% of marriages
end in divorce, so...
1052
00:43:28,421 --> 00:43:30,540
That means 52% work.
1053
00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:32,967
- Ah, an optimist.
- (laughs)
1054
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,462
- This is so cool. Can I?
- Yeah.
1055
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:38,840
And then I think when you get
up to, like, second and third,
1056
00:43:38,890 --> 00:43:41,134
then it jumps up to, like,
67% failure rate.
1057
00:43:41,184 --> 00:43:44,053
Even if it's one in a billion,
what does it matter?
1058
00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:46,681
It's worth a shot.
1059
00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:48,391
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1060
00:43:48,441 --> 00:43:49,726
I believe in marriage.
1061
00:43:49,776 --> 00:43:51,061
Jesus, still?
1062
00:43:51,111 --> 00:43:53,354
Haven't you been married
like six times?
1063
00:43:53,404 --> 00:43:54,856
Three times.
1064
00:43:54,906 --> 00:43:57,275
Not including this.
This is four.
1065
00:43:57,325 --> 00:43:59,903
But the first time
was only 48 hours, so...
1066
00:43:59,953 --> 00:44:01,446
doesn't count.
1067
00:44:01,496 --> 00:44:03,698
But still, do you ever
feel like just kind of,
1068
00:44:03,748 --> 00:44:06,785
"I'm waving the white flag
on marriage. That's it."
1069
00:44:06,835 --> 00:44:08,578
No, it's like math.
1070
00:44:08,628 --> 00:44:12,132
When you get a problem wrong,
you just don't give up on it.
1071
00:44:13,341 --> 00:44:15,168
You keep trying
till you get it right.
1072
00:44:15,218 --> 00:44:17,003
CHARLIE:
And what about you and Bastian?
1073
00:44:17,053 --> 00:44:19,005
How long were you guys together?
1074
00:44:19,055 --> 00:44:20,965
Mm, year and a half.
1075
00:44:21,015 --> 00:44:23,259
I'd just split
from my second husband.
1076
00:44:23,309 --> 00:44:25,386
He was a music producer
who did, uh,
1077
00:44:25,436 --> 00:44:28,723
my last two albums
and then sold a sex tape.
1078
00:44:28,773 --> 00:44:30,600
- (inhales sharply)
- That's not the worst part.
1079
00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:33,520
The worst part is
I thought I could fix things.
1080
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,939
- (chuckles)
- Pretty hard to fix a sex tape.
1081
00:44:35,989 --> 00:44:38,032
- Right.
- (Tank grumbles)
1082
00:44:41,286 --> 00:44:44,406
Sorry. Yeah, it's just
a little power nap.
1083
00:44:44,456 --> 00:44:45,949
Pacing himself.
1084
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,450
- Mm.
- (Charlie chuckles)
1085
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,120
If we give him a minute,
he'll-he'll restart.
1086
00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:52,497
- Okay.
- But you were saying?
1087
00:44:52,547 --> 00:44:54,165
Well, this business,
those type of guys,
1088
00:44:54,215 --> 00:44:55,917
they build you up
to break you down.
1089
00:44:55,967 --> 00:44:57,460
But you were
already famous, so...
1090
00:44:57,510 --> 00:44:59,295
It's not about fame.
1091
00:44:59,345 --> 00:45:03,049
You know,
it's about credibility.
1092
00:45:03,099 --> 00:45:05,468
It just didn't matter
how successful I was.
1093
00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:08,304
They never gave it to me.
1094
00:45:08,354 --> 00:45:12,025
You know I've never been
nominated for anything?
1095
00:45:12,817 --> 00:45:15,103
And then I met Bastian.
1096
00:45:15,153 --> 00:45:18,531
And he... and he gave me this.
1097
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:23,361
"Sing." What does that mean?
1098
00:45:23,411 --> 00:45:26,372
It means "don't let them win."
1099
00:45:30,752 --> 00:45:32,495
Nobody's all bad, Charlie.
1100
00:45:32,545 --> 00:45:34,497
If they were, it would
make it so much easier.
1101
00:45:34,547 --> 00:45:38,593
But cheating on you with
your assistant is pretty bad.
1102
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:45,099
(grunting):
Okay.
1103
00:45:49,604 --> 00:45:51,523
Zoo mates.
1104
00:45:52,899 --> 00:45:55,026
Zoo mates.
1105
00:45:56,986 --> 00:45:59,439
See, we're not
so different, Charlie.
1106
00:45:59,489 --> 00:46:01,024
KAT:
♪ You know I tried so long ♪
1107
00:46:01,074 --> 00:46:02,567
Come on. Come on!
It's not a big...
1108
00:46:02,617 --> 00:46:05,528
♪ Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong ♪
1109
00:46:05,578 --> 00:46:09,240
♪ I swear I must've spent
a thousand nights ♪
1110
00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:13,036
♪ Lookin' for somebody
who could hold me tight ♪
1111
00:46:13,086 --> 00:46:15,797
♪ Until I realized ♪
1112
00:46:16,589 --> 00:46:19,042
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life... ♪
1113
00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:21,377
COLIN: The Marciano brothers
and Kat Valdez
1114
00:46:21,427 --> 00:46:23,838
are telling the world
there's no age limit.
1115
00:46:23,888 --> 00:46:25,882
- Is that right?
- Guess so.
1116
00:46:25,932 --> 00:46:27,392
(chuckling)
1117
00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:31,187
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life ♪
1118
00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:34,224
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life ♪
1119
00:46:34,274 --> 00:46:35,975
♪ I was just
waiting for you... ♪
1120
00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:37,560
Think we've got
everything we need.
1121
00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,813
We'll post to our socials,
so... you're all set.
1122
00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,356
(sighs):
All right.
1123
00:46:41,406 --> 00:46:44,901
Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?
1124
00:46:44,951 --> 00:46:46,486
Oh, yeah.
1125
00:46:46,536 --> 00:46:47,862
Yeah, of course.
1126
00:46:47,912 --> 00:46:49,781
Make yourself at home.
1127
00:46:49,831 --> 00:46:52,992
♪ I can't tell you now ♪
1128
00:46:53,042 --> 00:46:56,913
♪ I don't know why,
don't know why ♪
1129
00:46:56,963 --> 00:47:01,251
♪ And now I'll pick myself up ♪
1130
00:47:01,301 --> 00:47:04,295
♪ One more time, one more time ♪
1131
00:47:04,345 --> 00:47:06,923
♪ You know I tried so long ♪
1132
00:47:06,973 --> 00:47:10,760
♪ Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong... ♪
1133
00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:12,303
- Bye.
- Bye.
1134
00:47:12,353 --> 00:47:15,098
- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.
1135
00:47:15,148 --> 00:47:17,100
How you doing?
1136
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,685
♪ Hold me tight ♪
1137
00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:21,446
♪ Until I realized ♪
1138
00:47:22,322 --> 00:47:24,524
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life... ♪
1139
00:47:24,574 --> 00:47:27,736
There's a picture of you
buying her a pregnancy test.
1140
00:47:27,786 --> 00:47:29,195
- Charlie!
- No.
1141
00:47:29,245 --> 00:47:31,531
No, that was
a stool softener for Tank.
1142
00:47:31,581 --> 00:47:33,783
♪ I ain't got nobody else
on my mind... ♪
1143
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,078
REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her
new husband, Charlie Gilbert.
1144
00:47:37,128 --> 00:47:39,289
- Wh-What do I do?
- Just stand and smile.
1145
00:47:39,339 --> 00:47:40,749
- Charlie! Charlie!
- (clamoring)
1146
00:47:40,799 --> 00:47:43,501
- Oh, my God, it's Bastian!
- Bastian! - Bastian!
1147
00:47:43,551 --> 00:47:46,087
Bastian, Bastian, Bastian!
Over here! Over here!
1148
00:47:46,137 --> 00:47:47,589
(clamoring continues)
1149
00:47:47,639 --> 00:47:49,424
Guys, this way. How about
the three of you together?
1150
00:47:49,474 --> 00:47:51,384
No hard feelings, man. Yeah?
1151
00:47:51,434 --> 00:47:53,686
No feelings at all. (chuckles)
1152
00:47:54,687 --> 00:47:55,972
Mm, mamacita.
1153
00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:57,273
PHOTOGRAPHER: Bastian,
one with the three of you.
1154
00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:05,398
PHOTOGRAPHER:
What did he say to you?
1155
00:48:05,448 --> 00:48:06,816
Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way!
1156
00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:08,985
- What did he say, Charlie?
- Look, Bastian! Bastian!
1157
00:48:09,035 --> 00:48:11,196
- Thank you, guys.
- (clamoring continues)
1158
00:48:11,246 --> 00:48:13,740
My Spanish is a little rusty,
but he said,
1159
00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:15,992
"You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
1160
00:48:16,042 --> 00:48:17,660
"I'm such an idiot.
1161
00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,213
And why did I get
that neck tattoo?"
1162
00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:23,591
You okay?
1163
00:48:25,009 --> 00:48:26,753
I'm good.
1164
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:29,055
(jet engine whooshing)
1165
00:48:30,014 --> 00:48:31,382
CHARLIE:
Now, where are you?
1166
00:48:31,432 --> 00:48:33,676
KAT:
Paris, for a show.
1167
00:48:33,726 --> 00:48:34,886
CHARLIE:
Ah.
1168
00:48:34,936 --> 00:48:36,513
- Paris!
- CHARLIE: Is it weird having
1169
00:48:36,563 --> 00:48:38,348
everyone in the world
know who you are?
1170
00:48:38,398 --> 00:48:40,016
KAT:
No, what's weird is that
1171
00:48:40,066 --> 00:48:42,143
everyone in the world thinks
they know who I am.
1172
00:48:42,193 --> 00:48:44,020
CHARLIE:
Yeah, I bet.
1173
00:48:44,070 --> 00:48:45,980
And you're headed home
after that?
1174
00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:47,524
KAT:
Well, um, I'm home tomorrow,
1175
00:48:47,574 --> 00:48:49,651
but then I have
that private in Japan.
1176
00:48:49,701 --> 00:48:51,194
Wh-What's a private?
1177
00:48:51,244 --> 00:48:53,696
KAT: I get paid a fortune
to sing songs
1178
00:48:53,746 --> 00:48:56,157
to like ten
insanely rich people.
1179
00:48:56,207 --> 00:48:57,659
CHARLIE:
Do you think maybe they'd want
1180
00:48:57,709 --> 00:48:59,577
to watch someone do
some math problems?
1181
00:48:59,627 --> 00:49:01,329
- (class cheering)
- (Kat chuckling)
1182
00:49:01,379 --> 00:49:02,872
- KAT: I'll ask.
- CHARLIE: All right, well,
1183
00:49:02,922 --> 00:49:06,292
I'll let you go,
but call me if you're lonely.
1184
00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:08,711
(ringtone playing)
1185
00:49:08,761 --> 00:49:10,255
Hello?
1186
00:49:10,305 --> 00:49:13,049
- KAT: I'm lonely.
- (laughing)
1187
00:49:13,099 --> 00:49:16,010
It's been like 13 seconds.
1188
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:18,263
Are you brushing your teeth?
1189
00:49:18,313 --> 00:49:20,306
- Yes.
- Are you going to bed?
1190
00:49:20,356 --> 00:49:23,059
It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there.
1191
00:49:23,109 --> 00:49:25,562
Um, maybe.
1192
00:49:25,612 --> 00:49:27,230
- Wow.
- Well, I'm gonna read.
1193
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,566
I'm not gonna go right to bed.
1194
00:49:29,616 --> 00:49:31,276
How's Lou?
1195
00:49:31,326 --> 00:49:32,652
She's really good.
1196
00:49:32,702 --> 00:49:34,738
She finally agreed
to join the math club,
1197
00:49:34,788 --> 00:49:37,574
which makes me happy
'cause she's phenomenal at math
1198
00:49:37,624 --> 00:49:39,284
even though
she doesn't want to be.
1199
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,202
Well, maybe she just
doesn't want to be you.
1200
00:49:41,252 --> 00:49:42,370
That's for certain.
1201
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:43,747
But it's not really that.
1202
00:49:43,797 --> 00:49:45,915
It's-it's more that
she's afraid, and,
1203
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,501
you know, she almost won
the Mathalon when she was 11.
1204
00:49:48,551 --> 00:49:50,712
- The Mathalon?
- Yeah, the Mathalon.
1205
00:49:50,762 --> 00:49:52,547
It's kind of like
the Grammys for math,
1206
00:49:52,597 --> 00:49:54,716
except there's like
four people in the audience.
1207
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:57,719
- Ah.
- She kind of froze in the finals,
1208
00:49:57,769 --> 00:50:01,181
and then some kids
made fun of her and...
1209
00:50:01,231 --> 00:50:03,016
I just want her
to find her place.
1210
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:05,268
Just give her a minute.
1211
00:50:05,318 --> 00:50:07,270
Yeah, definitely.
1212
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,981
Okay, well, I'm glad
you were lonely.
1213
00:50:10,031 --> 00:50:11,649
(chuckling)
1214
00:50:11,699 --> 00:50:14,027
I guess I'll let you
get to bed now.
1215
00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:16,029
- (laughs) Okay.
- Bye.
1216
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:17,781
So long. Adios.
1217
00:50:17,831 --> 00:50:19,657
(laughs) Bye.
1218
00:50:19,707 --> 00:50:20,917
See you.
1219
00:50:28,133 --> 00:50:30,085
(sighs):
Yeah.
1220
00:50:30,135 --> 00:50:32,087
(kids chattering)
1221
00:50:32,137 --> 00:50:34,047
(school bell rings)
1222
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:36,466
Okay, after you've completed
the prime factorization,
1223
00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:38,718
identify the distinct
prime factor.
1224
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:40,804
All right, listen up,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
1225
00:50:40,854 --> 00:50:42,555
- I'm here on official business.
- Park...
1226
00:50:42,605 --> 00:50:45,392
First of all, who didn't get
their waiver signed?
1227
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:46,810
All right, you two, out.
1228
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:48,686
Hey, y-you can't just
dismiss my students.
1229
00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:50,480
(mock stammering) Yes, I can.
1230
00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:53,199
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!
1231
00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:55,693
Now, for the rest of you
1232
00:50:55,743 --> 00:50:58,029
who know how
to follow direction,
1233
00:50:58,079 --> 00:51:01,749
I bring you the one, the only...
1234
00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,077
(students gasping)
1235
00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:06,329
(squealing excitedly)
1236
00:51:06,379 --> 00:51:07,664
Kat, I love you!
1237
00:51:07,714 --> 00:51:09,999
Percy, stop yelling.
She's right here.
1238
00:51:10,049 --> 00:51:11,459
Hi.
1239
00:51:11,509 --> 00:51:13,837
Thought you had a private
for, like, a fortune.
1240
00:51:13,887 --> 00:51:15,713
I rescheduled.
1241
00:51:15,763 --> 00:51:18,174
PARKER: All right,
who's got a question for Kat?
1242
00:51:18,224 --> 00:51:19,384
- Oh, I do! I do!
- Me! Me!
1243
00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:20,844
Say something smart.
1244
00:51:20,894 --> 00:51:22,095
Don't embarrass me.
1245
00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:23,179
Uh, George.
1246
00:51:23,229 --> 00:51:24,848
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?
1247
00:51:24,898 --> 00:51:26,057
Actually, she kissed me.
1248
00:51:26,107 --> 00:51:27,642
- STUDENTS: Ooh.
- KAT: Next.
1249
00:51:27,692 --> 00:51:28,435
Oh!
1250
00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:29,602
Uh, Not George.
1251
00:51:29,652 --> 00:51:30,937
- Spencer.
- Don't care.
1252
00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:34,649
Why is Mr. Gilbert
better than Bastian?
1253
00:51:34,699 --> 00:51:36,943
Well...
1254
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:39,362
he didn't cheat on me
with my assistant.
1255
00:51:39,412 --> 00:51:41,698
- STUDENTS: Ooh.
- (laughter, cheering)
1256
00:51:41,748 --> 00:51:44,075
Okay, you guys caught us
right in the middle
1257
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:46,202
of our mock Mathalon training,
1258
00:51:46,252 --> 00:51:49,205
which you're welcome to stay
and enjoy for a little bit.
1259
00:51:49,255 --> 00:51:51,499
Uh, Lou, you're up.
1260
00:51:51,549 --> 00:51:53,293
- (whispers): Dad, no.
- KAT: Is that Lou?
1261
00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:54,919
Yeah.
1262
00:51:54,969 --> 00:51:57,088
Finally. Hi.
1263
00:51:57,138 --> 00:51:59,090
I've wanted to meet you forever.
1264
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,508
Me, too.
1265
00:52:00,558 --> 00:52:02,218
PARKER: Are you kidding me?
They haven't met?
1266
00:52:02,268 --> 00:52:04,053
- No.
- What is wrong with you?
1267
00:52:04,103 --> 00:52:06,598
- Well, they...
- (whispers): You're married.
1268
00:52:06,648 --> 00:52:08,224
Can we forget about
the mock Mathalon?
1269
00:52:08,274 --> 00:52:10,393
I have a million questions
for Kat.
1270
00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:11,686
Yeah, and Lou's too scared
to get up
1271
00:52:11,736 --> 00:52:12,896
in front of people anyways.
1272
00:52:12,946 --> 00:52:14,314
Shut up, Jose.
1273
00:52:14,364 --> 00:52:16,066
Oh, well, don't worry.
I totally get it.
1274
00:52:16,116 --> 00:52:18,568
You know, sometimes when I have
to get up in front of an arena
1275
00:52:18,618 --> 00:52:22,197
with thousands and thousands
of people, I get so nervous.
1276
00:52:22,247 --> 00:52:23,782
(student murmuring in disbelief)
1277
00:52:23,832 --> 00:52:25,784
No, I'm serious.
I'm afraid I'll choke.
1278
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:29,204
Okay, Mel, pull up
"Kat VMAs 2010."
1279
00:52:29,254 --> 00:52:30,413
- I've got it.
- Oh, okay.
1280
00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:31,956
- Hey, Google.
- Look at this.
1281
00:52:32,006 --> 00:52:37,128
Show me a video: "Kat Valdez
2010 VMA performance."
1282
00:52:37,178 --> 00:52:40,757
♪ Number nine, yeah,
I'm going up ♪
1283
00:52:40,807 --> 00:52:42,809
♪ I'm getting so high ♪
1284
00:52:43,643 --> 00:52:45,470
♪ I'm not the sa... ♪
1285
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,846
KAT:
Hey, Google.
1286
00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:48,264
- (laughs): That's enough.
- (music stops)
1287
00:52:48,314 --> 00:52:50,483
- (students groaning)
- Yeah.
1288
00:52:51,359 --> 00:52:54,145
I forgot the lyrics on live TV
1289
00:52:54,195 --> 00:52:56,231
to a song that I wrote.
1290
00:52:56,281 --> 00:52:58,024
It could happen to anybody.
1291
00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:00,360
Yeah, but the point is
that once it does,
1292
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:02,695
you're always worried, you know?
1293
00:53:02,745 --> 00:53:04,489
What if it happens again?
1294
00:53:04,539 --> 00:53:05,824
What did you do?
1295
00:53:05,874 --> 00:53:07,617
I shifted focus.
1296
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,619
I made my dance so hard
1297
00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:12,372
that all I could do
was concentrate on the steps.
1298
00:53:12,422 --> 00:53:15,125
So, it's like
you distracted your mind.
1299
00:53:15,175 --> 00:53:16,960
Yes. Exactly.
1300
00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:21,389
Concentrating on the dance steps
made me forget how scared I was.
1301
00:53:24,642 --> 00:53:27,061
Mel, we're gonna need
some speakers.
1302
00:53:29,147 --> 00:53:31,141
Not too loud, right?
1303
00:53:31,191 --> 00:53:33,393
(blasting over speakers):
♪ I just got paid... ♪
1304
00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:34,477
STUDENTS:
Hey!
1305
00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:36,020
KAT:
And two.
1306
00:53:36,070 --> 00:53:38,314
And free your mind,
and three and four.
1307
00:53:38,364 --> 00:53:40,316
Make a turn, three and four.
1308
00:53:40,366 --> 00:53:42,110
Again, three and four.
1309
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,611
♪ Don't know
where we're going... ♪
1310
00:53:43,661 --> 00:53:45,572
And one and two,
and three and four.
1311
00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:48,625
And ask a question,
three and four.
1312
00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:52,162
Look alive, Chuck,
three and four.
1313
00:53:52,212 --> 00:53:53,788
Oh, uh, okay.
1314
00:53:53,838 --> 00:53:56,499
Lou, what is 43 times 101?
1315
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:58,585
- 4-3-4-3.
- Yes!
1316
00:53:58,635 --> 00:54:00,003
Yes, you're on fire. Yes!
1317
00:54:00,053 --> 00:54:01,838
You're ruining it, Charlie,
three and four.
1318
00:54:01,888 --> 00:54:03,965
Keep the time,
and three and four.
1319
00:54:04,015 --> 00:54:05,091
And turn.
1320
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:07,927
CHARLIE:
Esther, what is five factorial?
1321
00:54:07,977 --> 00:54:09,429
Uh, 120.
1322
00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:10,513
Yeah!
1323
00:54:10,563 --> 00:54:13,099
All geniuses with rhythm.
1324
00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:15,185
(cheering)
1325
00:54:15,235 --> 00:54:16,436
♪ I just got paid... ♪
1326
00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:17,812
(chanting):
Go, Percy. Go, Percy.
1327
00:54:17,862 --> 00:54:18,980
Go, Percy.
1328
00:54:19,030 --> 00:54:22,692
Go, Tristen.
Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen.
1329
00:54:22,742 --> 00:54:27,405
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
1330
00:54:27,455 --> 00:54:29,699
(cheering)
1331
00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:32,952
Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah.
1332
00:54:33,002 --> 00:54:37,165
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
1333
00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:38,500
(cheering)
1334
00:54:38,550 --> 00:54:40,210
♪ I just got paid ♪
1335
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,212
♪ Give me that, give me that,
give me that ♪
1336
00:54:42,262 --> 00:54:44,255
♪ Give me that,
give me that, give me that ♪
1337
00:54:44,305 --> 00:54:46,549
♪ Give me that money,
give me that money ♪
1338
00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:48,468
- ♪ Give me that money ♪
- ♪ I just got paid ♪
1339
00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:50,386
♪ Give me that, give me that,
give me that ♪
1340
00:54:50,436 --> 00:54:52,514
♪ Give me that,
give me that, give me that ♪
1341
00:54:52,564 --> 00:54:54,224
♪ Give me that money,
give me that money ♪
1342
00:54:54,274 --> 00:54:55,392
- ♪ Give me that money ♪
- (cheering)
1343
00:54:55,442 --> 00:54:57,477
♪ I just got paid. ♪
1344
00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:59,696
(piano plays simple melody)
1345
00:55:09,789 --> 00:55:11,533
What are the words?
1346
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:15,787
Uh, I haven't figured
that out yet.
1347
00:55:15,837 --> 00:55:19,207
And, actually, the more I try,
the harder it gets.
1348
00:55:19,257 --> 00:55:20,708
(sighs)
1349
00:55:20,758 --> 00:55:24,921
You know, when I can't
figure out homework stuff,
1350
00:55:24,971 --> 00:55:27,715
my dad says,
"If you sit in the question,
1351
00:55:27,765 --> 00:55:29,551
the answer finds you."
1352
00:55:29,601 --> 00:55:30,969
Hmm.
1353
00:55:31,019 --> 00:55:32,178
And does it?
1354
00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:34,139
I don't know. I...
1355
00:55:34,189 --> 00:55:35,724
I don't sit long enough.
1356
00:55:35,774 --> 00:55:37,684
(laughs):
Yeah.
1357
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,819
That's my problem, too.
1358
00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:47,485
So, do you like my dad?
1359
00:55:47,535 --> 00:55:50,321
I mean, he can be so annoying,
1360
00:55:50,371 --> 00:55:53,908
but he's also, like,
really smart and nice.
1361
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:57,454
You know, your dad says
you're the best thing about him.
1362
00:55:57,504 --> 00:55:59,122
That's probably true.
1363
00:55:59,172 --> 00:56:00,540
(laughs)
1364
00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:02,417
MAN:
Let's put it right over here.
1365
00:56:02,467 --> 00:56:03,793
LOU:
Whoa.
1366
00:56:03,843 --> 00:56:06,421
- Is all this stuff for you?
- CHARLIE: Coach.
1367
00:56:06,471 --> 00:56:08,173
Is this another
endorsement deal?
1368
00:56:08,223 --> 00:56:09,799
No.
1369
00:56:09,849 --> 00:56:12,010
They're donating merchandise
to Dress for Success,
1370
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:14,596
which is a charity
that I work with.
1371
00:56:14,646 --> 00:56:17,015
- That's awesome.
- (chuckles)
1372
00:56:17,065 --> 00:56:18,475
You like?
1373
00:56:18,525 --> 00:56:20,393
I love.
1374
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:22,529
(Charlie chuckling)
1375
00:56:24,197 --> 00:56:25,982
- No way.
- Yeah.
1376
00:56:26,032 --> 00:56:27,484
Can I?
1377
00:56:27,534 --> 00:56:29,486
KAT:
Don't worry. I'll pay them back.
1378
00:56:29,536 --> 00:56:30,820
(shushes quietly)
1379
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,322
- CHARLIE: Okay, come on.
- Thank you.
1380
00:56:32,372 --> 00:56:34,874
You got another bag in here
with some textbooks.
1381
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:38,912
- Thank you.
- Are you kidding?
1382
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:41,623
- (Charlie chuckles)
- I love it. (laughs)
1383
00:56:41,673 --> 00:56:44,084
- I got to get her home.
- What?
1384
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,636
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Already? No.
1385
00:56:47,428 --> 00:56:49,055
Okay.
1386
00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:51,224
I love Keats.
1387
00:56:56,563 --> 00:56:58,056
- Oh. (sucks teeth)
- Wha...
1388
00:56:58,106 --> 00:57:00,016
(laughing):
Stop. What are you doing?
1389
00:57:00,066 --> 00:57:02,352
- I killed it.
- (laughing): It's not...
1390
00:57:02,402 --> 00:57:04,145
Listen, I'm gonna say something
1391
00:57:04,195 --> 00:57:07,399
- that's probably gonna come out completely wrong...
- (chuckles)
1392
00:57:07,449 --> 00:57:10,693
...but you're beautiful
without all of that.
1393
00:57:10,743 --> 00:57:13,071
- Aw.
- I mean, either way, you're...
1394
00:57:13,121 --> 00:57:15,073
good to go.
1395
00:57:15,123 --> 00:57:18,868
- Good to go?
- Good to go.
1396
00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:21,296
- (laughs) Okay, I'll take it.
- (laughs)
1397
00:57:24,090 --> 00:57:26,259
You're a great teacher, Charlie.
1398
00:57:27,343 --> 00:57:30,713
Those kids,
they're lucky to have you.
1399
00:57:30,763 --> 00:57:32,757
I don't know,
hanging with you guys today
1400
00:57:32,807 --> 00:57:35,552
made me feel kind of normal.
1401
00:57:35,602 --> 00:57:37,770
Wheels up for Puerto Rico
at 7:00.
1402
00:57:38,772 --> 00:57:40,557
Oh, my bad.
1403
00:57:40,607 --> 00:57:42,817
I thought you were by yourself.
1404
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,364
Puerto Rico.
1405
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,988
Um, my friends, they have
a bed-and-breakfast there, so...
1406
00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:57,040
That's...
1407
00:57:58,249 --> 00:58:01,411
Listen, if-if...
if Bastian is the guy
1408
00:58:01,461 --> 00:58:03,747
that you think
you're supposed to be with,
1409
00:58:03,797 --> 00:58:07,876
then, hell, I'll drive you
to the airport.
1410
00:58:07,926 --> 00:58:10,178
But if you're not sure...
1411
00:58:11,471 --> 00:58:13,131
...then come with me
1412
00:58:13,181 --> 00:58:15,642
to the fall semiformal
tomorrow night.
1413
00:58:16,976 --> 00:58:19,012
Yeah, they need chaperones.
1414
00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:21,106
Maybe you need chaperoning.
1415
00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:23,767
Listen, I'm not saying this
1416
00:58:23,817 --> 00:58:25,268
as your husband
or even as your friend,
1417
00:58:25,318 --> 00:58:27,103
because technically
I'm not either,
1418
00:58:27,153 --> 00:58:30,648
but if you go back to Bastian,
aren't you just making
1419
00:58:30,698 --> 00:58:34,110
the same mistake
all over again... again?
1420
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,162
♪ ♪
1421
00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:46,256
Are you asking me
to the school dance?
1422
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:50,210
- Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but...
- (laughing)
1423
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:54,889
...here we are in free period,
so I figured I'd take my shot.
1424
00:58:55,890 --> 00:58:57,592
(chuckles softly)
1425
00:58:57,642 --> 00:59:00,687
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
1426
00:59:05,150 --> 00:59:07,977
CHARLIE:
Welcome. (chuckles)
1427
00:59:08,027 --> 00:59:10,355
Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
1428
00:59:10,405 --> 00:59:12,440
Come on. Okay.
1429
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,691
Can I have your left wrist?
1430
00:59:13,741 --> 00:59:15,410
My left wr... Okay.
1431
00:59:18,913 --> 00:59:20,865
Oh, my God.
1432
00:59:20,915 --> 00:59:22,325
How sweet.
1433
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,328
Oh, and I also got you this
to give me.
1434
00:59:25,378 --> 00:59:27,497
(both laughing)
1435
00:59:27,547 --> 00:59:28,957
So thank you very much.
1436
00:59:29,007 --> 00:59:30,758
- I'm glad I thought of that.
- It's my favorite.
1437
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,297
You look in...
1438
00:59:36,347 --> 00:59:37,841
You look... (sighs)
1439
00:59:37,891 --> 00:59:39,843
Let's go to the dance.
1440
00:59:39,893 --> 00:59:42,720
PARKER:
Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs.
1441
00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:44,514
Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez,
1442
00:59:44,564 --> 00:59:47,308
we would like the gym
to be a photo-free zone,
1443
00:59:47,358 --> 00:59:49,853
so please check
your phones at the door.
1444
00:59:49,903 --> 00:59:51,780
(upbeat dance music playing)
1445
00:59:53,031 --> 00:59:54,691
You did all this for me?
1446
00:59:54,741 --> 00:59:57,327
- I might've had a little help.
- (laughs)
1447
00:59:58,536 --> 01:00:00,613
You know what, Kofi, why don't
you take the night off?
1448
01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:01,906
I'll let you know
when I need you.
1449
01:00:01,956 --> 01:00:03,450
All right.
Have a good time, y'all.
1450
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,452
Okay. All right.
1451
01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:06,953
Unsupervised.
1452
01:00:07,003 --> 01:00:08,872
I'm gonna screen-grab
your search history
1453
01:00:08,922 --> 01:00:10,415
and send it to your mother.
1454
01:00:10,465 --> 01:00:11,833
That's a guarantee.
1455
01:00:11,883 --> 01:00:14,919
("Satisfied" by Galantis
featuring MAX playing)
1456
01:00:14,969 --> 01:00:16,588
- Hey.
- Hey.
1457
01:00:16,638 --> 01:00:18,256
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
1458
01:00:18,306 --> 01:00:19,841
♪ ♪
1459
01:00:19,891 --> 01:00:22,010
- Kill the music!
- (music stops)
1460
01:00:22,060 --> 01:00:24,429
A-one, two, three, four.
1461
01:00:24,479 --> 01:00:25,638
Hit it.
1462
01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:28,349
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1463
01:00:28,399 --> 01:00:30,643
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes... ♪
1464
01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:31,936
What are you doing?
1465
01:00:31,986 --> 01:00:33,730
You know, kids opening
for pop stars
1466
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:35,190
is very big these days.
1467
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,483
♪ I've never seen forever... ♪
1468
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:39,069
When did the glee club
learn "Marry Me"?
1469
01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:41,404
When Charlie Gilbert
became Charlie Valdez.
1470
01:00:41,454 --> 01:00:43,782
- I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts.
- Keep singing!
1471
01:00:43,832 --> 01:00:45,116
You're an inspiration, Pitts.
1472
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,493
Right back at you, Gilbert.
1473
01:00:46,543 --> 01:00:48,495
Oh, my God,
they are so adorable.
1474
01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:49,662
- Uh...
- Thank you.
1475
01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:51,339
If you could.
1476
01:00:52,590 --> 01:00:55,043
Um, yeah, okay. (laughs)
1477
01:00:55,093 --> 01:00:57,921
PITTS:
"To Jonathan Gregory Pitts,
1478
01:00:57,971 --> 01:01:00,673
a fellow architect of song."
1479
01:01:00,723 --> 01:01:03,593
(laughs) Okay, let her breathe
just a little bit.
1480
01:01:03,643 --> 01:01:05,136
Come on.
1481
01:01:05,186 --> 01:01:06,971
- ♪ Ring, ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
1482
01:01:07,021 --> 01:01:07,931
- ♪ Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring... ♪
- (chuckles)
1483
01:01:07,981 --> 01:01:09,057
Love and light.
1484
01:01:09,107 --> 01:01:10,600
- Love and light.
- Okay. Cut!
1485
01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:12,310
- ♪ Tonight, tonight. ♪
- Bring the music back!
1486
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,438
(over speakers):
♪ Keep me satisfied... ♪
1487
01:01:15,488 --> 01:01:16,606
(excited chatter)
1488
01:01:16,656 --> 01:01:17,941
(both chuckling)
1489
01:01:17,991 --> 01:01:20,944
So, do we have a job?
1490
01:01:20,994 --> 01:01:22,695
Do we have duties?
What do we do?
1491
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:24,447
Yes, we do. We got to monitor.
1492
01:01:24,497 --> 01:01:26,825
We got to guide.
We got to encourage.
1493
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,618
- Okay.
- We might have to discourage.
1494
01:01:28,668 --> 01:01:31,246
- (laughing)
- We might have to separate.
1495
01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:34,124
And maybe later... mm, dance?
1496
01:01:34,174 --> 01:01:36,126
(laughing): I don't think
you want to see that.
1497
01:01:36,176 --> 01:01:38,586
Oh, I do. I do want to see that.
1498
01:01:38,636 --> 01:01:40,422
Did you see my corsage?
1499
01:01:40,472 --> 01:01:42,632
I did.
1500
01:01:42,682 --> 01:01:45,468
(indistinct chatter)
1501
01:01:45,518 --> 01:01:48,388
♪ ♪
1502
01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:50,014
Hey!
1503
01:01:50,064 --> 01:01:51,891
- (camera clicks)
- (yells playfully)
1504
01:01:51,941 --> 01:01:53,184
(laughing)
1505
01:01:53,234 --> 01:01:54,728
Oh, yeah, I want to do one.
1506
01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:55,812
- Ready?
- Yep.
1507
01:01:55,862 --> 01:01:57,113
Okay.
1508
01:02:02,577 --> 01:02:03,778
Hold this.
1509
01:02:03,828 --> 01:02:05,739
What are you doing?
1510
01:02:05,789 --> 01:02:07,073
A private.
1511
01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:09,375
(upbeat dance music playing)
1512
01:02:11,169 --> 01:02:12,912
(feedback squeals)
1513
01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:14,414
Hey, everybody.
1514
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:16,332
- (music stops)
- (excited chatter)
1515
01:02:16,382 --> 01:02:18,501
This is my first semiformal,
1516
01:02:18,551 --> 01:02:20,420
and, uh,
1517
01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:22,922
I just want to thank you guys
for letting me crash.
1518
01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:24,340
We love you, Kat!
1519
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:26,092
(chuckles) Thank you, Parker.
1520
01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:28,011
Love you, too.
1521
01:02:28,061 --> 01:02:30,305
Uh, you guys mind
if I do a song?
1522
01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:33,349
- (cheering)
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1523
01:02:33,399 --> 01:02:36,186
I actually wrote this song
when I was about your age.
1524
01:02:36,236 --> 01:02:38,063
It was on my very first album.
1525
01:02:38,113 --> 01:02:39,731
It's called "After Love."
1526
01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:41,024
You guys may not know it.
1527
01:02:41,074 --> 01:02:43,193
- I do!
- KAT: Oh. Do you want to come
1528
01:02:43,243 --> 01:02:46,112
- up here and do it with me?
- (Parker gasps)
1529
01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:48,031
- You play?
- Y-Yeah.
1530
01:02:48,081 --> 01:02:49,532
Let's do it.
1531
01:02:49,582 --> 01:02:51,910
(cheering)
1532
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,703
(chuckles)
1533
01:02:53,753 --> 01:02:57,832
Give it up for a fellow
architect of song, Mr. Pitts.
1534
01:02:57,882 --> 01:02:59,709
(cheering)
1535
01:02:59,759 --> 01:03:01,970
- Pitts!
- Mr. Pitts!
1536
01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,306
Ready?
1537
01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:07,592
Three, four.
1538
01:03:07,642 --> 01:03:08,927
- ♪ Long nights in your car ♪
- (guitar playing)
1539
01:03:08,977 --> 01:03:11,221
♪ Mornings in your arms ♪
1540
01:03:11,271 --> 01:03:13,264
♪ From five-hour calls ♪
1541
01:03:13,314 --> 01:03:15,475
♪ To nothing at all ♪
1542
01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:17,852
♪ I guess I missed the signs ♪
1543
01:03:17,902 --> 01:03:20,188
♪ The writing on the wall, ooh ♪
1544
01:03:20,238 --> 01:03:23,066
♪ Don't know where
it all went wrong ♪
1545
01:03:23,116 --> 01:03:27,946
♪ But if this is how
it's got to be ♪
1546
01:03:27,996 --> 01:03:32,951
♪ I need someone to tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
1547
01:03:33,001 --> 01:03:35,412
♪ What comes after love? ♪
1548
01:03:35,462 --> 01:03:39,582
♪ I want to know there's
something for me after us ♪
1549
01:03:39,632 --> 01:03:43,753
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
1550
01:03:43,803 --> 01:03:48,133
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after love ♪
1551
01:03:48,183 --> 01:03:53,188
♪ Tell me there's a happy
ever after us ♪
1552
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:56,933
- ♪ I believe, I believe ♪
- (attendees singing along)
1553
01:03:56,983 --> 01:03:58,727
♪ I believe in love ♪
1554
01:03:58,777 --> 01:04:02,814
♪ Even if, even if
it wasn't meant for us ♪
1555
01:04:02,864 --> 01:04:07,444
♪ I believe, I believe,
I believe in love ♪
1556
01:04:07,494 --> 01:04:09,320
♪ I just need someone
to tell me ♪
1557
01:04:09,370 --> 01:04:11,030
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
1558
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,658
♪ What comes after love? ♪
1559
01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:17,996
♪ I want to know there's
something for me after us ♪
1560
01:04:18,046 --> 01:04:22,250
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
1561
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:26,546
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after love ♪
1562
01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:31,176
♪ Tell me there's a happy
ever after us. ♪
1563
01:04:31,226 --> 01:04:33,478
- (song ends)
- (cheering)
1564
01:04:42,695 --> 01:04:46,066
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.
1565
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:48,777
KAT:
Thank you guys so much!
1566
01:04:48,827 --> 01:04:51,780
Well, that is
my new favorite song.
1567
01:04:51,830 --> 01:04:53,782
(Kat chuckles)
1568
01:04:53,832 --> 01:04:56,826
What was your old favorite song?
1569
01:04:56,876 --> 01:04:58,453
Um... I don't know,
1570
01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:02,040
this might be a little
too edgy for you to handle,
1571
01:05:02,090 --> 01:05:05,126
but when my mom was sick,
we watched a lot of musicals,
1572
01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:07,128
and her favorite was Camelot.
1573
01:05:07,178 --> 01:05:08,463
KAT:
Mm.
1574
01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,006
You know, it was like
Game of Thrones
1575
01:05:10,056 --> 01:05:12,092
but less nudity and murder.
1576
01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:15,804
- More music and velvet.
- (laughs)
1577
01:05:15,854 --> 01:05:17,347
But, anyway, when Lancelot
1578
01:05:17,397 --> 01:05:19,349
wants to tell Guenevere
how he feels,
1579
01:05:19,399 --> 01:05:21,851
instead of saying,
"I want to be with you,"
1580
01:05:21,901 --> 01:05:25,438
he says, "We're gonna split up.
It's inevitable."
1581
01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:27,273
That's a little depressing.
1582
01:05:27,323 --> 01:05:29,109
No, not when you hear it.
1583
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:32,946
"If ever I were to leave you,
it wouldn't be in summer."
1584
01:05:32,996 --> 01:05:38,159
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪
1585
01:05:38,209 --> 01:05:41,663
♪ It wouldn't be in summer ♪
1586
01:05:41,713 --> 01:05:45,542
♪ Seeing you in summer,
I never would go ♪
1587
01:05:45,592 --> 01:05:47,677
- It's nice.
- Yeah.
1588
01:05:48,761 --> 01:05:52,966
♪ Your hair streaked
with sunlight ♪
1589
01:05:53,016 --> 01:05:54,717
♪ Your lips red as flame... ♪
1590
01:05:54,767 --> 01:05:57,303
- Dance with me.
- (laughs): No, I don't dance.
1591
01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,731
Come on. Dance with me.
1592
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:03,651
Just a little bit.
1593
01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:08,398
There we go.
1594
01:06:08,448 --> 01:06:12,402
♪ How could it be in autumn? ♪
1595
01:06:12,452 --> 01:06:14,529
♪ How I'd leave in autumn ♪
1596
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:18,908
♪ I never would know... ♪
1597
01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:22,078
Shouldn't we be listening
to Barry White or Drake...
1598
01:06:22,128 --> 01:06:24,581
- (laughing)
- ...or whatever it is you listen to
1599
01:06:24,631 --> 01:06:26,583
when you're about to,
you know...
1600
01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:28,510
To what?
1601
01:06:29,302 --> 01:06:31,387
Well...
1602
01:06:32,180 --> 01:06:33,631
Well, I don't want to presume
1603
01:06:33,681 --> 01:06:36,342
that I'm about to have
the best night of my life,
1604
01:06:36,392 --> 01:06:40,688
but if I am, I don't want
to do it to Robert Goulet.
1605
01:06:42,315 --> 01:06:44,142
I like it.
1606
01:06:44,192 --> 01:06:45,393
You do?
1607
01:06:45,443 --> 01:06:47,979
♪ When you catch
the fire's glow ♪
1608
01:06:48,029 --> 01:06:49,823
A lot.
1609
01:06:51,032 --> 01:06:55,612
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪
1610
01:06:55,662 --> 01:06:59,616
♪ How could it be
in springtime ♪
1611
01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:01,618
♪ Knowing how in spring ♪
1612
01:07:01,668 --> 01:07:07,082
♪ I'm bewitched by you so? ♪
1613
01:07:07,132 --> 01:07:11,086
♪ Oh, no, not in springtime... ♪
1614
01:07:11,136 --> 01:07:13,680
Is this smart?
1615
01:07:14,681 --> 01:07:18,093
I think we left smart
six weeks ago.
1616
01:07:18,143 --> 01:07:20,353
♪ ♪
1617
01:07:36,035 --> 01:07:38,288
♪ ♪
1618
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:45,837
(birds chirping)
1619
01:07:48,214 --> 01:07:50,467
(sighs)
1620
01:07:56,890 --> 01:07:58,007
(Charlie sighs)
1621
01:07:58,057 --> 01:08:01,352
- Morning.
- Morning.
1622
01:08:02,937 --> 01:08:05,348
Thank God you're here.
1623
01:08:05,398 --> 01:08:08,893
'Cause I did have
just a minute of:
1624
01:08:08,943 --> 01:08:11,896
- "Is she gone? Did she leave?"
- (laughs)
1625
01:08:11,946 --> 01:08:14,607
I was like, "God, just...
1626
01:08:14,657 --> 01:08:17,193
"I know you rock stars
move fast,
1627
01:08:17,243 --> 01:08:19,946
- on to the next town, like, just love..."
- (laughs)
1628
01:08:19,996 --> 01:08:23,032
- Oh, God. Here, take it.
- (cell phone ringing)
1629
01:08:23,082 --> 01:08:24,200
Hey.
1630
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:25,618
MELISSA:
Hey, how was last night?
1631
01:08:25,668 --> 01:08:28,288
- KAT: Amazing.
- MELISSA: Wait. Where are you?
1632
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,540
- Are you with, uh...
- Yeah. Charlie.
1633
01:08:30,590 --> 01:08:32,876
- Still?
- Still.
1634
01:08:32,926 --> 01:08:35,044
(Melissa continues indistinctly
over phone)
1635
01:08:35,094 --> 01:08:36,546
(whispers):
"Charlie. Still."
1636
01:08:36,596 --> 01:08:38,673
KAT: Let's just move that
to Tuesday.
1637
01:08:38,723 --> 01:08:40,049
MELISSA:
But they're expecting you.
1638
01:08:40,099 --> 01:08:42,218
Sorry. Just tell 'em no.
1639
01:08:42,268 --> 01:08:43,928
- Okay.
- Okay.
1640
01:08:43,978 --> 01:08:45,638
I'll call you later.
1641
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:48,650
Did I hear you just
rearranging your day for me?
1642
01:08:49,651 --> 01:08:51,019
Maybe.
1643
01:08:51,069 --> 01:08:52,437
And you're welcome.
1644
01:08:52,487 --> 01:08:55,065
Thank you.
1645
01:08:55,115 --> 01:08:56,399
You and your mom?
1646
01:08:56,449 --> 01:08:58,068
Yeah, at Coney Island.
1647
01:08:58,118 --> 01:08:59,569
KAT:
The Wonder Wheel.
1648
01:08:59,619 --> 01:09:01,446
Well, we actually called it
"the wishing wheel."
1649
01:09:01,496 --> 01:09:03,198
Yeah. We loved going out there.
1650
01:09:03,248 --> 01:09:05,533
Although the last time
that I took her out there,
1651
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,077
it was closed
'cause it was winter.
1652
01:09:07,127 --> 01:09:09,120
It was, like, right before
she passed away.
1653
01:09:09,170 --> 01:09:10,997
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no.
1654
01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:13,249
It-It's okay.
I like talking about her.
1655
01:09:13,299 --> 01:09:17,962
It happened a while ago
when Lou was like five, but...
1656
01:09:18,012 --> 01:09:22,675
they definitely got to spend
some good times together.
1657
01:09:22,725 --> 01:09:26,096
And it's crazy how much of her
I see in Lou.
1658
01:09:26,146 --> 01:09:27,972
You think she would've liked me?
1659
01:09:28,022 --> 01:09:28,973
No.
1660
01:09:29,023 --> 01:09:30,016
(laughing):
What?
1661
01:09:30,066 --> 01:09:31,768
Yes, she would've loved you.
1662
01:09:31,818 --> 01:09:33,395
She would've thought
you were amazing.
1663
01:09:33,445 --> 01:09:35,814
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.
1664
01:09:35,864 --> 01:09:37,732
She was very...
1665
01:09:37,782 --> 01:09:39,526
Well, she was
very self-sufficient.
1666
01:09:39,576 --> 01:09:41,403
Well, I'm, like,
the most self-sufficient
1667
01:09:41,453 --> 01:09:42,987
person on the planet.
1668
01:09:43,037 --> 01:09:45,323
- I mean, I do more things in one day than...
- No, I know.
1669
01:09:45,373 --> 01:09:47,283
I know you do.
I'm not saying that.
1670
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,493
I'm saying you have
a lot of people,
1671
01:09:48,543 --> 01:09:49,786
you know,
kind of handling things.
1672
01:09:49,836 --> 01:09:51,663
There's nothing wrong
with having help.
1673
01:09:51,713 --> 01:09:53,206
- I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless.
- (chuckles)
1674
01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:55,333
It just means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.
1675
01:09:55,383 --> 01:09:58,336
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you
1676
01:09:58,386 --> 01:10:00,046
as you think you do.
1677
01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:02,382
So, what are you saying?
1678
01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:05,135
You want me to try being alone?
1679
01:10:05,185 --> 01:10:06,678
Because I could go
be alone right now.
1680
01:10:06,728 --> 01:10:08,304
No, no, uh, let's be clear.
1681
01:10:08,354 --> 01:10:11,433
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.
1682
01:10:11,483 --> 01:10:13,601
Wait.
1683
01:10:13,651 --> 01:10:15,562
Is this a challenge?
1684
01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:16,980
Now you get it.
1685
01:10:17,030 --> 01:10:18,773
- What, are you challenging me?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1686
01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:21,735
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?
1687
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,778
- Okay.
- That means without doormen.
1688
01:10:23,828 --> 01:10:25,864
- Without yes-Melissa.
- Fine.
1689
01:10:25,914 --> 01:10:27,073
Without cooks,
1690
01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:29,284
without cleaners,
without hair extenders.
1691
01:10:29,334 --> 01:10:31,119
- (laughs)
- Yeah, this is serious.
1692
01:10:31,169 --> 01:10:32,829
Without live-feeding.
1693
01:10:32,879 --> 01:10:34,956
Without constant
filming updates.
1694
01:10:35,006 --> 01:10:37,500
Without all that little stuff.
Gone.
1695
01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:39,586
Okay. I can do that.
1696
01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:41,629
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?
1697
01:10:41,679 --> 01:10:43,590
Me? I'm...
You know, I'm gonna be there.
1698
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:44,966
I'm gonna monitor.
1699
01:10:45,016 --> 01:10:46,009
Mm.
1700
01:10:46,059 --> 01:10:47,469
Nice try, buddy.
1701
01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:49,062
- Okay.
- (laughing): What?
1702
01:10:50,396 --> 01:10:52,348
You're gonna get
on social media.
1703
01:10:52,398 --> 01:10:53,641
- No.
- Yes.
1704
01:10:53,691 --> 01:10:55,185
Come on, that's...
This is about you.
1705
01:10:55,235 --> 01:10:56,686
You're gonna go on social media.
1706
01:10:56,736 --> 01:10:59,731
You're gonna have Snapchat
and Instagram and TikTok.
1707
01:10:59,781 --> 01:11:01,858
- You're gonna do a dance! Yes!
- This is about you.
1708
01:11:01,908 --> 01:11:03,193
- Don't flip it.
- No, listen.
1709
01:11:03,243 --> 01:11:04,527
Why are you so judgmental?
1710
01:11:04,577 --> 01:11:05,862
It's so crazy.
1711
01:11:05,912 --> 01:11:08,615
No, look, this is
gonna be a great thing.
1712
01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:11,034
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.
1713
01:11:11,084 --> 01:11:12,452
- (sighs)
- Seriously.
1714
01:11:12,502 --> 01:11:15,046
If you don't do it,
I'm not doing it.
1715
01:11:16,089 --> 01:11:17,665
Okay.
1716
01:11:17,715 --> 01:11:19,292
(birds squawking)
1717
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:23,004
CHARLIE: So, this is
your little getaway?
1718
01:11:23,054 --> 01:11:24,005
(door banging)
1719
01:11:24,055 --> 01:11:25,974
Nope. It's locked.
1720
01:11:34,107 --> 01:11:35,934
Nothing under there?
1721
01:11:35,984 --> 01:11:38,019
Gosh. Dang it.
1722
01:11:38,069 --> 01:11:39,687
Jeff, can you...
1723
01:11:39,737 --> 01:11:41,231
No, no, th-that's cheating.
1724
01:11:41,281 --> 01:11:43,733
Come on. What are you gonna do?
1725
01:11:43,783 --> 01:11:44,984
You got a little problem.
1726
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,403
Sometimes you just
got to concede.
1727
01:11:46,453 --> 01:11:47,662
It's okay.
1728
01:11:56,254 --> 01:11:58,373
(alarm blaring)
1729
01:11:58,423 --> 01:12:01,084
You really like to win.
1730
01:12:01,134 --> 01:12:03,595
Yes! (grunts, laughs)
1731
01:12:04,471 --> 01:12:06,681
Coming?
1732
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:12,887
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.
1733
01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:15,023
- It's better.
- (laughs)
1734
01:12:17,484 --> 01:12:19,436
- Living room.
- (computer chimes)
1735
01:12:19,486 --> 01:12:21,438
(whirring)
1736
01:12:21,488 --> 01:12:22,480
Ugh, this...
1737
01:12:22,530 --> 01:12:23,940
Uh, no. Sound.
1738
01:12:23,990 --> 01:12:25,191
(computer chimes)
1739
01:12:25,241 --> 01:12:27,444
- (laughing): Oh, my God.
- (horse neighs on TV)
1740
01:12:27,494 --> 01:12:30,822
- Jesus!
- Whose house is this?
1741
01:12:30,872 --> 01:12:32,323
Well, that actually
could be nice
1742
01:12:32,373 --> 01:12:34,659
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.
1743
01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:36,536
- We can make s'mores.
- I like s'mores.
1744
01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:37,912
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
1745
01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:40,832
♪ What comes after love... ♪
1746
01:12:40,882 --> 01:12:44,919
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.
1747
01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:48,381
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪
1748
01:12:48,431 --> 01:12:51,926
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after us... ♪
1749
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:53,720
(gasps)
1750
01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:55,805
I think you may have
forgotten this.
1751
01:12:55,855 --> 01:12:57,724
ESTHER: Jesus, he's had
an account for 45 minutes,
1752
01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,934
and he already has
half a million followers.
1753
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:01,019
- Oh, my God. Look.
- STUDENT: Half a million?
1754
01:13:01,069 --> 01:13:02,353
Now you need your own web page.
1755
01:13:02,403 --> 01:13:05,315
Already created it on Wix.com.
1756
01:13:05,365 --> 01:13:06,775
"Numbers Neva Lie."
1757
01:13:06,825 --> 01:13:08,401
- Oh, that's perfect.
- That is a good one.
1758
01:13:08,451 --> 01:13:10,820
- I love that. Do you love that?
- Yeah, yeah, I do like it.
1759
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:13,081
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?
1760
01:13:14,541 --> 01:13:16,826
KAT:
"If you sit in the question,
1761
01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:19,254
the answer will find you."
1762
01:13:23,383 --> 01:13:25,960
(laughs)
1763
01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:28,505
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.
1764
01:13:28,555 --> 01:13:30,048
Oh. Should I be jealous?
1765
01:13:30,098 --> 01:13:33,051
He sounds very interesting
and handsome.
1766
01:13:33,101 --> 01:13:35,470
Just posting about
all this math stuff.
1767
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:36,846
Oh, one of those.
1768
01:13:36,896 --> 01:13:39,065
Brought you an apple.
1769
01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:45,688
♪ ♪
1770
01:13:45,738 --> 01:13:48,241
Happy birthday, part one.
1771
01:13:49,242 --> 01:13:50,860
Oh. Thank you.
1772
01:13:50,910 --> 01:13:52,237
- (laughs)
- Yeah, on my last birthday,
1773
01:13:52,287 --> 01:13:54,239
I was at a math conference
in the Poconos.
1774
01:13:54,289 --> 01:13:55,532
(laughs):
Oh!
1775
01:13:55,582 --> 01:13:57,367
- I have a lot to live up to.
- Yes.
1776
01:13:57,417 --> 01:13:58,918
- Open it!
- Okay.
1777
01:14:03,298 --> 01:14:07,293
Like, a handkerchief or...
1778
01:14:07,343 --> 01:14:08,962
Turn around.
1779
01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:11,673
Oh, it's a blindfold.
1780
01:14:11,723 --> 01:14:13,842
- (Kat laughing)
- Oh.
1781
01:14:13,892 --> 01:14:15,677
I'm a little taken aback.
1782
01:14:15,727 --> 01:14:18,722
I, uh, didn't know
this was your thing,
1783
01:14:18,772 --> 01:14:22,726
- but whatever you're... into.
- Shh.
1784
01:14:22,776 --> 01:14:24,561
- KAT: Okay, straight ahead.
- CHARLIE: Okay.
1785
01:14:24,611 --> 01:14:26,146
I got to say,
I'm getting excited.
1786
01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:27,522
- You should be.
- (laughing): Okay.
1787
01:14:27,572 --> 01:14:28,732
Wait, turn around.
1788
01:14:28,782 --> 01:14:30,442
It's not a piñata.
1789
01:14:30,492 --> 01:14:31,818
Maybe. Okay.
1790
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,153
That's it, right there.
1791
01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:35,029
- That's where I need you.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1792
01:14:35,079 --> 01:14:37,290
- You ready?
- Okay.
1793
01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:49,711
Happy birthday.
1794
01:14:49,761 --> 01:14:51,254
No.
1795
01:14:51,304 --> 01:14:53,381
How?
1796
01:14:53,431 --> 01:14:55,767
I know a guy who knows a guy.
1797
01:14:57,477 --> 01:14:59,854
Come on.
1798
01:15:02,315 --> 01:15:04,976
CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on
the wishing wheel.
1799
01:15:05,026 --> 01:15:07,654
- KAT: Yes.
- CHARLIE: Go ahead.
1800
01:15:11,324 --> 01:15:12,776
'Kay, done.
1801
01:15:12,826 --> 01:15:14,828
Your turn. Make a wish.
1802
01:15:15,829 --> 01:15:17,781
I already got it.
1803
01:15:17,831 --> 01:15:20,041
♪ ♪
1804
01:15:32,011 --> 01:15:33,963
KAT (over speakers):
♪ Since you came around ♪
1805
01:15:34,013 --> 01:15:35,757
♪ You're testing my faith ♪
1806
01:15:35,807 --> 01:15:37,342
♪ I'm praying out loud ♪
1807
01:15:37,392 --> 01:15:38,468
KAT (chuckling):
Yeah.
1808
01:15:38,518 --> 01:15:40,595
♪ I feel it in my chest... ♪
1809
01:15:40,645 --> 01:15:42,555
- 21!
- Yes!
1810
01:15:42,605 --> 01:15:43,640
- (cheering)
- Yeah!
1811
01:15:43,690 --> 01:15:44,891
- Yeah!
- Hey.
1812
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:46,476
Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry.
1813
01:15:46,526 --> 01:15:47,894
Great day, you guys.
1814
01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:49,979
We are finished.
Grab your stuff.
1815
01:15:50,029 --> 01:15:51,981
- (kids murmuring)
- LOU: I'm ready.
1816
01:15:52,031 --> 01:15:53,650
KAT:
You are. You're gonna be great.
1817
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:55,527
- STUDENT: Yo, is that Bastian?
- KAT: Amazing. - LOU: Thanks.
1818
01:15:55,577 --> 01:15:57,654
- BASTIAN: Yo. What's up, kids?
- STUDENT: Oh, my God, Bastian!
1819
01:15:57,704 --> 01:15:58,822
(excited chatter)
1820
01:15:58,872 --> 01:15:59,948
Wait, what's going on?
1821
01:15:59,998 --> 01:16:01,658
He insisted on coming.
1822
01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,244
Hey, come on, now. Your parents
are waiting for you outside.
1823
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:06,246
Okay. See you later, guys.
See you. Bye.
1824
01:16:06,296 --> 01:16:07,831
I tried to give you a heads-up,
1825
01:16:07,881 --> 01:16:09,165
but somebody wasn't
answering her phone.
1826
01:16:09,215 --> 01:16:10,667
No, no.
There are no phones at school.
1827
01:16:10,717 --> 01:16:12,377
- What are you guys doing here?
- You got nominated
1828
01:16:12,427 --> 01:16:16,047
for Best Pop Vocal Performance
at the Grammys.
1829
01:16:16,097 --> 01:16:17,173
What?!
1830
01:16:17,223 --> 01:16:18,508
"Marry Me"...
(continues in Spanish)
1831
01:16:18,558 --> 01:16:20,844
- Yeah. - Oh, my God!
- We got nominated!
1832
01:16:20,894 --> 01:16:22,846
- Can you believe it?
- Congratulations.
1833
01:16:22,896 --> 01:16:23,972
- Oh, my God, yes!
- (chuckles): Congratulations.
1834
01:16:24,022 --> 01:16:26,516
- Yes. Oh, my God.
- Wow.
1835
01:16:26,566 --> 01:16:27,809
I can't believe this.
1836
01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,060
It was only
a matter of time, babe.
1837
01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:30,687
- Oh, my God.
- You should tell her.
1838
01:16:30,737 --> 01:16:32,397
Oh, yeah.
So, um, Bastian's concert
1839
01:16:32,447 --> 01:16:34,607
at Madison Square Garden
on Friday is streaming
1840
01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:36,943
across multiple platforms,
so there's loads of exposure.
1841
01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:38,903
BASTIAN:
Yeah, he thought we could
1842
01:16:38,953 --> 01:16:41,156
surprise everyone
and do "Marry Me."
1843
01:16:41,206 --> 01:16:42,991
COLIN: Right. Now, the ballots
are out next week,
1844
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:45,702
and nobody's seen you two
together since...
1845
01:16:45,752 --> 01:16:47,620
well, you know, a while.
1846
01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:49,414
Um...
1847
01:16:49,464 --> 01:16:51,374
You know, we don't...
we don't have any
1848
01:16:51,424 --> 01:16:53,668
- of the dancers in town.
- BASTIAN: No, no, no.
1849
01:16:53,718 --> 01:16:55,170
It's short notice. I-I don't...
1850
01:16:55,220 --> 01:16:57,130
No, but wait. But we can do
the ballad version.
1851
01:16:57,180 --> 01:17:00,475
The one that we wanted
to release after the ceremony.
1852
01:17:03,728 --> 01:17:05,555
I don't know, Sebastian.
1853
01:17:05,605 --> 01:17:06,940
"Sebastian"?
1854
01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:12,687
Come on. "Sebastian"?
1855
01:17:12,737 --> 01:17:13,772
That's his real name.
1856
01:17:13,822 --> 01:17:15,065
Look, can I just...
1857
01:17:15,115 --> 01:17:16,733
I-I know this is a little...
1858
01:17:16,783 --> 01:17:18,318
I'm not trying to make
a thing here,
1859
01:17:18,368 --> 01:17:20,779
but this is the song that
you were gonna get married to.
1860
01:17:20,829 --> 01:17:22,614
This is huge for me.
1861
01:17:22,664 --> 01:17:24,624
Totally. Totally.
1862
01:17:25,416 --> 01:17:27,160
You should come.
I want you to come.
1863
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,420
Are you gonna come with us?
1864
01:17:31,131 --> 01:17:32,832
Right. Okay. I mean, it's...
1865
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:34,417
it's not a big deal.
1866
01:17:34,467 --> 01:17:36,970
The nomination is.
1867
01:17:37,929 --> 01:17:39,881
So please don't be upset.
1868
01:17:39,931 --> 01:17:41,758
I-I'm just being a jerk.
1869
01:17:41,808 --> 01:17:43,259
And I'm sorry.
1870
01:17:43,309 --> 01:17:46,262
I just want you to remember
award shows are bullshit
1871
01:17:46,312 --> 01:17:49,107
and you don't need them
to tell you how good you are.
1872
01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:51,476
I know.
1873
01:17:51,526 --> 01:17:52,894
Just do me a favor.
1874
01:17:52,944 --> 01:17:55,855
Don't say "Sebastian."
1875
01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,157
(door opens)
1876
01:17:58,825 --> 01:18:01,111
See you, babe.
1877
01:18:01,161 --> 01:18:02,821
- See you soon.
- Hey.
1878
01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:04,197
We got to schedule
a band rehearsal
1879
01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,241
- and a wardrobe fitting.
- Okay.
1880
01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:07,659
- Now?
- Yes, now.
1881
01:18:07,709 --> 01:18:08,868
- Yes.
- Okay. You good?
1882
01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:10,578
- I'm good.
- Are you sure?
1883
01:18:10,628 --> 01:18:12,205
Okay, I'll call you.
1884
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:15,592
MELISSA: This is gonna be
so exciting! (squeals)
1885
01:18:25,226 --> 01:18:26,978
Hey.
1886
01:18:28,146 --> 01:18:30,098
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1887
01:18:30,148 --> 01:18:32,684
Just keeping Tank company.
1888
01:18:32,734 --> 01:18:34,986
Good dog.
1889
01:18:37,197 --> 01:18:39,733
You're afraid she'll fall back
in love with Bastian
1890
01:18:39,783 --> 01:18:41,818
and dump you?
1891
01:18:41,868 --> 01:18:44,487
No.
1892
01:18:44,537 --> 01:18:46,030
Yeah.
1893
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:48,374
I'd be afraid of that, too.
1894
01:18:50,043 --> 01:18:52,253
(audience cheering)
1895
01:18:54,047 --> 01:18:56,332
(cheering continues)
1896
01:18:56,382 --> 01:18:58,334
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1897
01:18:58,384 --> 01:19:00,837
Thank you. Um...
1898
01:19:00,887 --> 01:19:03,890
I have a little surprise
for you tonight.
1899
01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:07,510
There is a woman
1900
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:09,929
- who's been my heart...
- (cheering)
1901
01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:12,107
and my biggest inspiration.
1902
01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:25,195
She always gonna be my family.
1903
01:19:25,245 --> 01:19:27,030
(lush orchestral ballad begins)
1904
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,699
And we're always gonna have...
1905
01:19:29,749 --> 01:19:31,367
"Marry Me."
1906
01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:33,419
(cheering)
1907
01:19:40,802 --> 01:19:43,429
(cheering over computer)
1908
01:19:46,141 --> 01:19:48,009
Crowd's going bananas.
1909
01:19:48,059 --> 01:19:50,220
LOU:
I know.
1910
01:19:50,270 --> 01:19:53,064
I don't know if I'd say
"bananas," but...
1911
01:19:57,444 --> 01:20:00,438
♪ I've never seen forever ♪
1912
01:20:00,488 --> 01:20:03,608
♪ I've never seen forever
in the wild ♪
1913
01:20:03,658 --> 01:20:09,072
♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪
1914
01:20:09,122 --> 01:20:11,574
♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪
1915
01:20:11,624 --> 01:20:15,370
♪ Shelter from
a broken paradise ♪
1916
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:21,176
♪ I couldn't dream it
any better if I tried ♪
1917
01:20:22,302 --> 01:20:24,754
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
1918
01:20:24,804 --> 01:20:27,841
♪ Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
1919
01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:30,468
♪ You're the queen,
I'll be the king, king, king ♪
1920
01:20:30,518 --> 01:20:33,847
♪ For life, for life, for love ♪
1921
01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:37,142
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1922
01:20:37,192 --> 01:20:40,061
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
1923
01:20:40,111 --> 01:20:42,522
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1924
01:20:42,572 --> 01:20:45,483
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪
1925
01:20:45,533 --> 01:20:48,403
♪ I'm-a fly her off to Vegas ♪
1926
01:20:48,453 --> 01:20:50,655
♪ We could tie it up tonight,
no patience ♪
1927
01:20:50,705 --> 01:20:53,908
♪ Take my last name,
put it where your name is ♪
1928
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:56,995
♪ Have they ever seen
a love this famous? ♪
1929
01:20:57,045 --> 01:20:59,622
♪ They never, no, they never ♪
1930
01:20:59,672 --> 01:21:02,792
♪ This forever,
ever, ever, ever, ever ♪
1931
01:21:02,842 --> 01:21:05,553
♪ Ain't nobody do it
better, better, better ♪
1932
01:21:06,638 --> 01:21:08,298
♪ Every song we getting better ♪
1933
01:21:08,348 --> 01:21:10,967
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
1934
01:21:11,017 --> 01:21:12,469
♪ Ooh, we gotta ♪
1935
01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:13,970
♪ Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
1936
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:15,346
♪ Ooh, they gotta ♪
1937
01:21:15,396 --> 01:21:17,140
♪ This queen need
a king, king, king ♪
1938
01:21:17,190 --> 01:21:18,683
♪ For life, for life, for life ♪
1939
01:21:18,733 --> 01:21:20,477
- ♪ For life ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1940
01:21:20,527 --> 01:21:22,604
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
1941
01:21:22,654 --> 01:21:24,064
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Church bells ♪
1942
01:21:24,114 --> 01:21:25,732
♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
1943
01:21:25,782 --> 01:21:27,108
♪ Ring, ring ♪
1944
01:21:27,158 --> 01:21:28,610
♪ Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing ♪
1945
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:31,654
♪ Tonight, tonight,
tonight, baby ♪
1946
01:21:31,704 --> 01:21:35,158
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1947
01:21:35,208 --> 01:21:37,994
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
1948
01:21:38,044 --> 01:21:41,664
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes
for the rest ♪
1949
01:21:41,714 --> 01:21:44,334
- ♪ The rest of your life ♪
- ♪ Marry me, baby ♪
1950
01:21:44,384 --> 01:21:46,503
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1951
01:21:46,553 --> 01:21:49,547
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
1952
01:21:49,597 --> 01:21:52,675
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
1953
01:21:52,725 --> 01:21:54,886
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪
1954
01:21:54,936 --> 01:21:57,230
♪ Baby ♪
1955
01:21:58,148 --> 01:22:00,400
(singing in Spanish)
1956
01:22:18,543 --> 01:22:22,247
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1957
01:22:22,297 --> 01:22:24,332
♪ Won't you marry me, baby? ♪
1958
01:22:24,382 --> 01:22:27,460
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1959
01:22:27,510 --> 01:22:29,796
♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪
1960
01:22:29,846 --> 01:22:33,675
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1961
01:22:33,725 --> 01:22:35,885
♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪
1962
01:22:35,935 --> 01:22:40,014
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪
1963
01:22:40,064 --> 01:22:44,144
♪ Ooh ♪
1964
01:22:44,194 --> 01:22:48,398
♪ Ah-ah-ah. ♪
1965
01:22:48,448 --> 01:22:50,700
- (song ends)
- (cheering)
1966
01:23:04,005 --> 01:23:07,133
Get your ass to the Garden.
1967
01:23:09,594 --> 01:23:12,172
(pop music playing faintly)
1968
01:23:12,222 --> 01:23:14,474
(indistinct chatter)
1969
01:23:16,810 --> 01:23:17,927
MELISSA:
Yes!
1970
01:23:17,977 --> 01:23:19,888
- Yeah. Pose.
- We did it.
1971
01:23:19,938 --> 01:23:21,648
MELISSA:
We look so good!
1972
01:23:24,234 --> 01:23:25,477
You guys's chemistry
is off the charts.
1973
01:23:25,527 --> 01:23:27,020
BASTIAN:
Come on, guys. Let's do it.
1974
01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,813
MELISSA:
And the audience felt it.
1975
01:23:28,863 --> 01:23:31,441
(playing soft pop intro)
1976
01:23:31,491 --> 01:23:33,701
(excited chatter, applause)
1977
01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:37,914
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
1978
01:23:45,547 --> 01:23:46,790
- You know?
- Yeah.
1979
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,541
- CHARLIE: Hey.
- (laughing): Oh, my God.
1980
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,127
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Hey.
1981
01:23:51,177 --> 01:23:52,796
No, I wasn't,
and then I was like,
1982
01:23:52,846 --> 01:23:54,798
"I'm gonna get down there,"
and-and...
1983
01:23:54,848 --> 01:23:56,091
but I didn't have a pass,
1984
01:23:56,141 --> 01:23:57,884
so I couldn't get in at first,
and then luckily,
1985
01:23:57,934 --> 01:23:59,969
someone saw me
and they brought me backstage
1986
01:24:00,019 --> 01:24:02,889
and then brought me over here.
1987
01:24:02,939 --> 01:24:04,182
So, you didn't see it?
1988
01:24:04,232 --> 01:24:06,810
No, no, I did. I did. Yeah.
1989
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:08,645
Uh, did you like it?
1990
01:24:08,695 --> 01:24:10,980
I-I... I thought it was amazing.
1991
01:24:11,030 --> 01:24:12,982
I-I was really happy for you.
1992
01:24:13,032 --> 01:24:14,359
I think you're amazing.
1993
01:24:14,409 --> 01:24:15,819
(chuckles)
1994
01:24:15,869 --> 01:24:17,987
Can you guys... You know,
fine, we'll go over here.
1995
01:24:18,037 --> 01:24:19,489
- COLIN: Oh, yeah.
- (laughs)
1996
01:24:19,539 --> 01:24:21,791
(continues singing in Spanish)
1997
01:24:25,587 --> 01:24:28,039
It was great. It was...
1998
01:24:28,089 --> 01:24:30,083
Social media is exploding.
1999
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:33,169
It's, uh... They're even saying
you guys are back together.
2000
01:24:33,219 --> 01:24:36,005
Well, if social media says
it's true, it must be true.
2001
01:24:36,055 --> 01:24:38,641
- (chuckles)
- (Charlie sighs)
2002
01:24:40,518 --> 01:24:42,053
Wait, are you okay?
2003
01:24:42,103 --> 01:24:44,055
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...
2004
01:24:44,105 --> 01:24:48,351
I'm looking at you here,
and it... it all worked out.
2005
01:24:48,401 --> 01:24:51,187
I mean, no one even remembers
the meltdown.
2006
01:24:51,237 --> 01:24:53,273
I know. It's crazy, right?
2007
01:24:53,323 --> 01:24:54,524
(chuckles)
2008
01:24:54,574 --> 01:24:56,776
I'm really happy for you.
2009
01:24:56,826 --> 01:24:58,987
You deserve it.
2010
01:24:59,037 --> 01:25:00,321
You really do.
2011
01:25:00,371 --> 01:25:03,625
(Bastian continues singing
in Spanish)
2012
01:25:08,505 --> 01:25:10,081
God, he can sing.
2013
01:25:10,131 --> 01:25:13,501
♪ Dame un segundo,
un segundo chance... ♪
2014
01:25:13,551 --> 01:25:15,253
"Segundochance."
2015
01:25:15,303 --> 01:25:17,764
What-what is that?
Second chances?
2016
01:25:19,057 --> 01:25:20,800
It's just a song.
2017
01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:22,218
Maybe.
2018
01:25:22,268 --> 01:25:25,271
Maybe it's something more.
2019
01:25:27,774 --> 01:25:29,059
What's going on?
2020
01:25:29,109 --> 01:25:30,852
Look, I know this is a big deal,
2021
01:25:30,902 --> 01:25:33,146
and that's why I wanted
to come down here,
2022
01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:34,981
but I don't fit.
2023
01:25:35,031 --> 01:25:38,068
And I think that's
objectively pretty true.
2024
01:25:38,118 --> 01:25:40,954
- And we don't need to pr...
- So, what are you saying?
2025
01:25:42,539 --> 01:25:44,616
Look, if I'm being honest
with myself,
2026
01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,743
I real...
I really came down here
2027
01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:49,579
just to say that this...
I don't think this works.
2028
01:25:49,629 --> 01:25:51,206
- (song ends)
- (cheering and applause)
2029
01:25:51,256 --> 01:25:53,967
BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle
of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?
2030
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,753
Are you breaking up with me?
2031
01:25:56,803 --> 01:25:59,255
BASTIAN:
Katarina. Kat.
2032
01:25:59,305 --> 01:26:01,132
Kat, come here.
2033
01:26:01,182 --> 01:26:03,176
- Come here.
- It's okay. Go.
2034
01:26:03,226 --> 01:26:04,594
- Go.
- No.
2035
01:26:04,644 --> 01:26:06,012
- BASTIAN: Come here.
- What are you saying?
2036
01:26:06,062 --> 01:26:07,764
- Tell me what you...
- MELISSA: Hey, come on.
2037
01:26:07,814 --> 01:26:08,807
- What-what do you mean?
- Everybody's calling you.
2038
01:26:08,857 --> 01:26:10,225
CHARLIE:
It's nothing. Talk later.
2039
01:26:10,275 --> 01:26:11,351
- Go. Go.
- BASTIAN: Come here, baby.
2040
01:26:11,401 --> 01:26:12,560
CHARLIE:
It's fine. Keep going.
2041
01:26:12,610 --> 01:26:13,978
- Come on.
- GUESTS: Kat! Kat! Kat!
2042
01:26:14,028 --> 01:26:16,856
Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
2043
01:26:16,906 --> 01:26:19,325
- (laughing)
- (guests whooping)
2044
01:26:20,535 --> 01:26:23,947
Guys, raise your glasses
2045
01:26:23,997 --> 01:26:27,667
to the woman who made
all this possible tonight.
2046
01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:30,203
To you.
2047
01:26:30,253 --> 01:26:31,913
To you, Kat.
2048
01:26:31,963 --> 01:26:33,790
- Salud.
- GUESTS: Salud.
2049
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,500
- (guests cheering)
- Salud, salud.
2050
01:26:35,550 --> 01:26:37,635
MAN:
Yes, cheers!
2051
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:40,972
MAN:
It's for you, Kat!
2052
01:26:42,348 --> 01:26:44,601
(piano playing simple melody)
2053
01:26:51,775 --> 01:26:54,027
(simple melody continues)
2054
01:27:07,624 --> 01:27:09,659
♪ Always knew you ♪
2055
01:27:09,709 --> 01:27:13,663
♪ Even when I didn't know you ♪
2056
01:27:13,713 --> 01:27:18,418
♪ Don't make sense, but it do ♪
2057
01:27:18,468 --> 01:27:21,721
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
2058
01:27:22,931 --> 01:27:26,968
♪ Every teardrop fell so heavy ♪
2059
01:27:27,018 --> 01:27:32,857
♪ Hurt like hell,
but heaven sent me through ♪
2060
01:27:34,234 --> 01:27:37,070
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
2061
01:27:42,033 --> 01:27:45,987
♪ And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪
2062
01:27:46,037 --> 01:27:49,783
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪
2063
01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:51,701
♪ I was never lost ♪
2064
01:27:51,751 --> 01:27:55,538
♪ I was just passing through ♪
2065
01:27:55,588 --> 01:27:59,926
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
2066
01:28:01,094 --> 01:28:04,589
♪ Hope was hopeless,
faith was running ♪
2067
01:28:04,639 --> 01:28:10,428
♪ Didn't notice
you were coming through ♪
2068
01:28:10,478 --> 01:28:13,773
♪ You were on your way, too ♪
2069
01:28:15,942 --> 01:28:19,729
♪ And you don't believe
in meant to be ♪
2070
01:28:19,779 --> 01:28:24,442
♪ But somehow you were
meant for me, it's true ♪
2071
01:28:24,492 --> 01:28:25,860
(bell jingling)
2072
01:28:25,910 --> 01:28:29,539
♪ Yeah, you were
on your way, too ♪
2073
01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:35,662
♪ Every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪
2074
01:28:35,712 --> 01:28:38,915
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪
2075
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:40,750
♪ I was never lost ♪
2076
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:44,796
♪ I was just passing through ♪
2077
01:28:44,846 --> 01:28:48,675
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
2078
01:28:48,725 --> 01:28:52,303
♪ I was
on my way to you ♪
2079
01:28:52,353 --> 01:28:56,516
♪ I was on my way to you ♪
2080
01:28:56,566 --> 01:29:01,730
♪ I was on my way to you, oh ♪
2081
01:29:01,780 --> 01:29:05,483
♪ I'm on my way,
on my way to you ♪
2082
01:29:05,533 --> 01:29:07,318
♪ On my way ♪
2083
01:29:07,368 --> 01:29:09,612
♪ On my way to you ♪
2084
01:29:09,662 --> 01:29:11,698
♪ On my way ♪
2085
01:29:11,748 --> 01:29:16,453
♪ On my way to you, oh ♪
2086
01:29:16,503 --> 01:29:20,248
♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪
2087
01:29:20,298 --> 01:29:22,333
♪ On my way ♪
2088
01:29:22,383 --> 01:29:24,252
♪ On my way to you ♪
2089
01:29:24,302 --> 01:29:26,254
♪ On my way ♪
2090
01:29:26,304 --> 01:29:31,509
♪ On my way to you, oh ♪
2091
01:29:31,559 --> 01:29:35,805
♪ And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪
2092
01:29:35,855 --> 01:29:39,642
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪
2093
01:29:39,692 --> 01:29:41,561
♪ I was never lost ♪
2094
01:29:41,611 --> 01:29:44,898
♪ I was just passing through ♪
2095
01:29:44,948 --> 01:29:47,567
♪ On my way to you ♪
2096
01:29:47,617 --> 01:29:49,110
♪ On my way ♪
2097
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,446
- ♪ On my way to you ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
2098
01:29:51,496 --> 01:29:54,657
♪ On my way, on my way to you ♪
2099
01:29:54,707 --> 01:29:55,867
♪ On my way ♪
2100
01:29:55,917 --> 01:30:00,163
♪ On my way to you ♪
2101
01:30:00,213 --> 01:30:01,790
♪ Oh, my darling ♪
2102
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:04,709
♪ I'm on my way. ♪
2103
01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,679
(piano playing gentle outro)
2104
01:30:12,308 --> 01:30:14,269
(song ends)
2105
01:30:19,566 --> 01:30:21,434
COLIN: Come on, Charlie.
Don't be stupid.
2106
01:30:21,484 --> 01:30:23,695
Well, it's a little late
for that.
2107
01:30:24,737 --> 01:30:26,606
- You got another one.
- Take it, please.
2108
01:30:26,656 --> 01:30:28,274
It-it's made out to the school.
2109
01:30:28,324 --> 01:30:30,652
It just feels a little unseemly.
2110
01:30:30,702 --> 01:30:32,404
- I didn't do it for the money.
- I know,
2111
01:30:32,454 --> 01:30:34,948
but if you don't take the check,
then the prenup's not binding.
2112
01:30:34,998 --> 01:30:37,033
You could sell your story.
2113
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:39,702
- You could write a book.
- (scoffs)
2114
01:30:39,752 --> 01:30:41,963
Is that what you think of me?
2115
01:30:43,882 --> 01:30:45,375
Oh, come on, Charlie.
2116
01:30:45,425 --> 01:30:47,043
I was rooting for you.
2117
01:30:47,093 --> 01:30:49,879
I wanted it to work.
The whole world wanted it to.
2118
01:30:49,929 --> 01:30:53,049
I'm sorry to disappoint you
and the world.
2119
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:54,592
You're disappointing yourself.
2120
01:30:54,642 --> 01:30:57,387
I'm protecting myself.
2121
01:30:57,437 --> 01:30:58,888
I can't get away from her.
2122
01:30:58,938 --> 01:31:02,726
There's always a poster,
a Vitamix or a billboard.
2123
01:31:02,776 --> 01:31:05,612
You know they're not together?
2124
01:31:08,823 --> 01:31:10,784
Maybe not.
2125
01:31:11,701 --> 01:31:13,236
But, Colin,
can you do me a favor?
2126
01:31:13,286 --> 01:31:15,905
Will you be there for her
when she figures it all out?
2127
01:31:15,955 --> 01:31:17,999
She's gonna need someone.
2128
01:31:24,088 --> 01:31:26,666
♪ ♪
2129
01:31:26,716 --> 01:31:28,460
FALLON: On Friday's show,
we'll be talking
2130
01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:30,628
to the beautiful Kat Valdez
2131
01:31:30,678 --> 01:31:32,422
about her new hit single
"On My Way,"
2132
01:31:32,472 --> 01:31:35,767
with a special surprise guest
that you won't want to miss.
2133
01:31:36,768 --> 01:31:38,511
(Tank snoring)
2134
01:31:38,561 --> 01:31:40,513
- Night.
- Night.
2135
01:31:40,563 --> 01:31:42,932
NARRATOR (on TV):
...established by jaw snapping,
2136
01:31:42,982 --> 01:31:46,227
headbutting or tail slapping.
2137
01:31:46,277 --> 01:31:49,606
Physical dominance
establishes the leader.
2138
01:31:49,656 --> 01:31:53,777
Pods can travel in herds
of up to hundreds of dolphins
2139
01:31:53,827 --> 01:31:56,154
and can cover 80 miles.
2140
01:31:56,204 --> 01:31:58,248
(broadcast fades)
2141
01:31:59,499 --> 01:32:01,751
♪ ♪
2142
01:32:11,302 --> 01:32:14,297
Mathalon, baby,
with the Mathalonians.
2143
01:32:14,347 --> 01:32:16,174
- Headed to Peoria, Illinois.
- Hey.
2144
01:32:16,224 --> 01:32:17,926
- Coming to get ya.
- (kids chattering)
2145
01:32:17,976 --> 01:32:19,969
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Oh, we're live.
2146
01:32:20,019 --> 01:32:23,139
Say something smart
or witty or, uh, numeric.
2147
01:32:23,189 --> 01:32:25,683
- (Charlie clears throat)
- 5,000 people are watching.
2148
01:32:25,733 --> 01:32:27,018
Bye.
2149
01:32:27,068 --> 01:32:28,728
- Charles.
- I'm serious.
2150
01:32:28,778 --> 01:32:30,522
Um, I can't. Turn it off.
2151
01:32:30,572 --> 01:32:32,732
Are you at some point
gonna be fun again?
2152
01:32:32,782 --> 01:32:33,983
I was never fun.
2153
01:32:34,033 --> 01:32:36,403
That's true,
and I love you anyway.
2154
01:32:36,453 --> 01:32:38,279
You know, you're not always
gonna feel this way.
2155
01:32:38,329 --> 01:32:41,074
You're lucky you made it.
We were gonna leave without you.
2156
01:32:41,124 --> 01:32:42,617
CHARLIE:
Parker. No, we weren't.
2157
01:32:42,667 --> 01:32:45,086
- Come on, let's go, Percy.
- We absolutely were.
2158
01:32:46,004 --> 01:32:48,498
ANIKAH: I loved you
and Charlie as a couple.
2159
01:32:48,548 --> 01:32:50,884
Are you still friends?
2160
01:32:52,010 --> 01:32:54,137
Is it okay if I ask you that?
2161
01:32:55,138 --> 01:32:56,256
Yeah.
2162
01:32:56,306 --> 01:32:58,299
Um, sure.
2163
01:32:58,349 --> 01:32:59,843
Yeah. (chuckles)
2164
01:32:59,893 --> 01:33:01,136
He seems like the sweetest man.
2165
01:33:01,186 --> 01:33:03,221
You know, I actually DMed him
2166
01:33:03,271 --> 01:33:06,099
to wish him luck
on his Mathalon tomorrow.
2167
01:33:06,149 --> 01:33:09,903
He never answered, obviously.
(chuckles)
2168
01:33:11,571 --> 01:33:13,481
Mathalon's tomorrow?
2169
01:33:13,531 --> 01:33:14,691
Yeah.
2170
01:33:14,741 --> 01:33:16,317
- (door closes)
- BASTIAN: Hey.
2171
01:33:16,367 --> 01:33:17,777
Hey.
2172
01:33:17,827 --> 01:33:19,070
I'll just fix that.
2173
01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:21,122
BASTIAN:
Thank you.
2174
01:33:22,415 --> 01:33:25,034
- Oh, I like that.
- Mm. Thank you.
2175
01:33:25,084 --> 01:33:26,870
- BASTIAN: Nice.
- (audience cheering)
2176
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:28,705
FALLON:
So, we've been... we've been
2177
01:33:28,755 --> 01:33:30,165
beating around the bush,
and I think that
2178
01:33:30,215 --> 01:33:31,666
we should get right down to it.
2179
01:33:31,716 --> 01:33:34,377
I mean, we all know that
you guys are not "together,"
2180
01:33:34,427 --> 01:33:37,881
uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me"
for each other.
2181
01:33:37,931 --> 01:33:40,717
Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo"
for Kat.
2182
01:33:40,767 --> 01:33:43,344
Kat wrote "On My Way"
for Bastian.
2183
01:33:43,394 --> 01:33:46,347
I'd say the next song
should probably be, uh,
2184
01:33:46,397 --> 01:33:49,309
- "Come On Already!" Am I right?
- (audience laughing)
2185
01:33:49,359 --> 01:33:51,311
(chuckles) Let's see if
we can get these two guys
2186
01:33:51,361 --> 01:33:53,563
to sing a little romantic duet
when we come back.
2187
01:33:53,613 --> 01:33:55,106
- Ooh.
- AUDIENCE: Ooh.
2188
01:33:55,156 --> 01:33:58,068
- Do not change that channel.
- (cheering and applause)
2189
01:33:58,118 --> 01:34:00,161
(band playing upbeat music)
2190
01:34:07,377 --> 01:34:10,463
I didn't write "On My Way"
for Bastian.
2191
01:34:14,884 --> 01:34:16,544
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
2192
01:34:16,594 --> 01:34:21,007
I know it's an inopportune time
to have an epiphany, but...
2193
01:34:21,057 --> 01:34:23,309
I don't want to go back.
2194
01:34:26,354 --> 01:34:30,767
Someone told me that if you sit
in the question long enough,
2195
01:34:30,817 --> 01:34:32,944
the answer finds you.
2196
01:34:33,862 --> 01:34:36,114
And the answer is...
2197
01:34:37,532 --> 01:34:40,827
I don't want to keep making
the same mistakes over and over.
2198
01:34:42,829 --> 01:34:45,540
I want something different.
2199
01:34:50,962 --> 01:34:54,174
- Come here.
- (audience gasping, murmuring)
2200
01:34:59,846 --> 01:35:02,549
So, I'm guessing
no romantic duet.
2201
01:35:02,599 --> 01:35:04,342
(cameras clicking rapidly)
2202
01:35:04,392 --> 01:35:06,052
- Hey. - Kat!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
2203
01:35:06,102 --> 01:35:07,595
- That's Kat Valdez.
- Kat! Kat, wait! - Over here!
2204
01:35:07,645 --> 01:35:10,306
- Where you going?
- Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh?
2205
01:35:10,356 --> 01:35:11,307
Peoria.
2206
01:35:11,357 --> 01:35:13,685
- I'll get you a plane.
- No.
2207
01:35:13,735 --> 01:35:15,520
I want to do this
by myself, okay?
2208
01:35:15,570 --> 01:35:17,439
- Can't be that hard.
- PHOTOGRAPHER: Kat, come on.
2209
01:35:17,489 --> 01:35:19,149
- Kat, where you headed?
- How about another shot?
2210
01:35:19,199 --> 01:35:20,775
KAT:
Take me to the airport.
2211
01:35:20,825 --> 01:35:22,152
Bye!
2212
01:35:22,202 --> 01:35:23,820
COLIN:
Hey.
2213
01:35:23,870 --> 01:35:25,455
That's not our car.
2214
01:35:29,209 --> 01:35:31,035
Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?
2215
01:35:31,085 --> 01:35:32,829
Oh, my God. Kat Valdez?
2216
01:35:32,879 --> 01:35:34,706
You're right.
What's she doing here?
2217
01:35:34,756 --> 01:35:36,166
(people murmuring)
2218
01:35:36,216 --> 01:35:38,960
Sorry. The last
connecting flight to Peoria
2219
01:35:39,010 --> 01:35:41,212
is through Chicago,
but it's all sold out.
2220
01:35:41,262 --> 01:35:42,672
- (sighs)
- If you fly tomorrow...
2221
01:35:42,722 --> 01:35:44,883
Tonight. It has to be tonight.
2222
01:35:44,933 --> 01:35:46,968
The Mathalon will be over
by noon tomorrow,
2223
01:35:47,018 --> 01:35:49,270
and I promised I'd be there.
2224
01:35:51,940 --> 01:35:56,186
I will give anyone $5,000 for
their standby slot to Chicago.
2225
01:35:56,236 --> 01:36:00,023
It's illegal. You can't buy
someone else's ticket.
2226
01:36:00,073 --> 01:36:01,649
- You can't?
- COLIN: Kat.
2227
01:36:01,699 --> 01:36:04,360
Did you know it's illegal
to buy someone else's ticket?
2228
01:36:04,410 --> 01:36:06,362
Uh, yeah. Everyone does.
(chuckles)
2229
01:36:06,412 --> 01:36:08,448
Now, I can't get you a plane,
2230
01:36:08,498 --> 01:36:10,658
but we got you
the last available ticket.
2231
01:36:10,708 --> 01:36:11,910
It's in coach.
2232
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:13,661
- You're a lifesaver.
- Yeah, yeah.
2233
01:36:13,711 --> 01:36:16,122
Tell me that
after you get there, okay?
2234
01:36:16,172 --> 01:36:18,958
So, there's your passport
and some money.
2235
01:36:19,008 --> 01:36:21,010
Go find your answer.
2236
01:36:23,888 --> 01:36:26,466
- Okay.
- Go on.
2237
01:36:26,516 --> 01:36:28,101
Bye.
2238
01:36:29,686 --> 01:36:31,429
MAN (over intercom):
Ladies and gentlemen, due to
2239
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:33,139
freezing weather conditions
and some strong headwinds,
2240
01:36:33,189 --> 01:36:35,100
we will be in flight
a little longer than usual,
2241
01:36:35,150 --> 01:36:37,102
but we will get you there
by morning.
2242
01:36:37,152 --> 01:36:38,853
- (passengers groaning)
- Excuse me, miss.
2243
01:36:38,903 --> 01:36:41,398
I'd like to buy champagne
and caviar for the whole flight.
2244
01:36:41,448 --> 01:36:44,109
I'm sorry. We only have
ham wraps, cheese cubes
2245
01:36:44,159 --> 01:36:45,568
and Michelob ULTRA.
2246
01:36:45,618 --> 01:36:48,196
Okay, well, then ham wraps
and Michelob ULTRA.
2247
01:36:48,246 --> 01:36:49,906
(passengers murmuring happily)
2248
01:36:49,956 --> 01:36:52,117
MAN:
What about the cheese cubes?
2249
01:36:52,167 --> 01:36:54,285
Sure.
Cheese cubes, too. Why not?
2250
01:36:54,335 --> 01:36:59,165
Um, also, who wants to sell me
a very heavy winter coat?
2251
01:36:59,215 --> 01:37:00,750
(timer ticking)
2252
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:04,421
Uh, the answer is nine?
2253
01:37:04,471 --> 01:37:06,631
- (bell dings)
- That answer is correct.
2254
01:37:06,681 --> 01:37:08,842
- (cheering)
- This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons.
2255
01:37:08,892 --> 01:37:09,968
Nice, Esther.
2256
01:37:10,018 --> 01:37:11,344
Good job.
2257
01:37:11,394 --> 01:37:13,480
- Go, Esther!
- (cheering continues)
2258
01:37:17,525 --> 01:37:19,477
Where are the people
with the cars?
2259
01:37:19,527 --> 01:37:21,354
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a phone charger?
2260
01:37:21,404 --> 01:37:22,731
- I-I need...
- No. Sorry.
2261
01:37:22,781 --> 01:37:23,857
- PARKER: I do.
- You...
2262
01:37:23,907 --> 01:37:25,942
Colin called me, so...
2263
01:37:25,992 --> 01:37:27,444
Is Charlie here?
2264
01:37:27,494 --> 01:37:29,779
You know, I didn't tell him
I was coming.
2265
01:37:29,829 --> 01:37:32,832
I didn't want to screw with him
on the big day, in case...
2266
01:37:33,792 --> 01:37:36,619
You know, he's not good
with the back-and-forth,
2267
01:37:36,669 --> 01:37:40,048
so I got to ask you, Kat,
are you...
2268
01:37:42,258 --> 01:37:44,594
Is this for real?
2269
01:37:45,470 --> 01:37:47,464
Well, I walked out on Fallon
2270
01:37:47,514 --> 01:37:50,433
to freeze my toes off
in Peoria, so...
2271
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,262
Excellent point.
2272
01:37:54,312 --> 01:37:56,147
I called an Uber.
2273
01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:58,391
47 minutes?
2274
01:37:58,441 --> 01:37:59,768
What?
2275
01:37:59,818 --> 01:38:00,977
We're not gonna make it.
2276
01:38:01,027 --> 01:38:02,437
Didn't they already start?
2277
01:38:02,487 --> 01:38:04,564
Should we hitch a ride?
I don't know what...
2278
01:38:04,614 --> 01:38:07,367
- (tires screeching)
- Wait!
2279
01:38:11,121 --> 01:38:15,158
This woman,
this superstar, this icon,
2280
01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:17,660
has flown in coach in stilettos
2281
01:38:17,710 --> 01:38:20,580
to win back the unlikely
love of her life,
2282
01:38:20,630 --> 01:38:24,000
who, against all odds,
she loves.
2283
01:38:24,050 --> 01:38:25,668
And he loves her.
2284
01:38:25,718 --> 01:38:26,961
He does, right?
2285
01:38:27,011 --> 01:38:28,630
Completely.
2286
01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:32,467
The next thing you say will
forecast not just their future
2287
01:38:32,517 --> 01:38:35,011
but the future of-of anyone
who ever believed
2288
01:38:35,061 --> 01:38:36,846
in the magic of a leap of faith.
2289
01:38:36,896 --> 01:38:39,849
- Look...
- She'll give you a thousand dollars.
2290
01:38:39,899 --> 01:38:42,268
The answer is 15.
2291
01:38:42,318 --> 01:38:43,686
- (bell dings)
- The answer is correct.
2292
01:38:43,736 --> 01:38:45,939
- Five points, Trinity Numerators.
- Yes!
2293
01:38:45,989 --> 01:38:47,365
Yes! Get 'em!
2294
01:38:48,158 --> 01:38:49,359
Congratulations.
2295
01:38:49,409 --> 01:38:50,652
JUDGE:
After a break,
2296
01:38:50,702 --> 01:38:52,737
we're moving
to a sudden-death round
2297
01:38:52,787 --> 01:38:54,364
between the
three-time champions,
2298
01:38:54,414 --> 01:38:56,449
- Trinity Numerators...
- NUMERATORS: Yes!
2299
01:38:56,499 --> 01:38:59,244
...and the first-time finalists,
Coolidge Pi-thons.
2300
01:38:59,294 --> 01:39:01,246
(excited chatter)
2301
01:39:01,296 --> 01:39:02,372
Sudden death.
2302
01:39:02,422 --> 01:39:03,873
- Ooh. Blast off.
- (chuckling)
2303
01:39:03,923 --> 01:39:07,752
First up, Lou Gilbert
for the Coolidge Pi-thons.
2304
01:39:07,802 --> 01:39:09,462
Choker better pray.
2305
01:39:09,512 --> 01:39:11,214
- (laughter)
- Shut up.
2306
01:39:11,264 --> 01:39:13,258
(Manny laughing)
2307
01:39:13,308 --> 01:39:14,843
You laughing at that?
2308
01:39:14,893 --> 01:39:16,553
(sighs) Look...
2309
01:39:16,603 --> 01:39:18,555
I don't want to embarrass you.
2310
01:39:18,605 --> 01:39:20,223
I know that's your daughter.
2311
01:39:20,273 --> 01:39:22,225
- CHARLIE: Yeah?
- MANNY: I saw her last year.
2312
01:39:22,275 --> 01:39:24,102
She's got stage fright.
2313
01:39:24,152 --> 01:39:26,229
My daughter's fine.
2314
01:39:26,279 --> 01:39:28,648
Look, I just think maybe
it would be easier on you
2315
01:39:28,698 --> 01:39:30,942
if you guys
just conceded the title.
2316
01:39:30,992 --> 01:39:32,694
- Concede?
- Mm-hmm.
2317
01:39:32,744 --> 01:39:34,529
- Give you the trophy?
- No.
2318
01:39:34,579 --> 01:39:37,615
It's more like you save
yourself from humiliation.
2319
01:39:37,665 --> 01:39:39,334
Huh?
2320
01:39:40,418 --> 01:39:42,954
CHARLIE:
Okay, huddle up. Here we go.
2321
01:39:43,004 --> 01:39:46,541
So, um, Coach Looney Tunes
over there wants to know
2322
01:39:46,591 --> 01:39:48,918
if we just want to concede
and give him the trophy.
2323
01:39:48,968 --> 01:39:50,920
- PI-THONS: No!
- That doesn't even make sense.
2324
01:39:50,970 --> 01:39:52,672
- CHARLIE: Yeah.
- Four in a row, baby.
2325
01:39:52,722 --> 01:39:56,301
How about we go show him
what the Pi-thons are all about?
2326
01:39:56,351 --> 01:39:57,927
PI-THONS:
Yeah!
2327
01:39:57,977 --> 01:39:59,387
(all hissing)
2328
01:39:59,437 --> 01:40:01,272
Lou, you ready for this?
2329
01:40:02,649 --> 01:40:04,484
Watch me.
2330
01:40:05,819 --> 01:40:07,904
♪ ♪
2331
01:40:10,490 --> 01:40:11,900
JUDGE:
This next answer will determine
2332
01:40:11,950 --> 01:40:15,236
whether the Coolidge Pi-thons
win the Mathalon.
2333
01:40:15,286 --> 01:40:16,529
Lou Gilbert.
2334
01:40:16,579 --> 01:40:18,448
- Yes, Lou.
- Go, Lou!
2335
01:40:18,498 --> 01:40:21,626
(Pi-Thons murmuring
encouragement, clapping)
2336
01:40:23,169 --> 01:40:25,588
- Come on, Lou. - You got this.
- (encouragement continues)
2337
01:40:26,965 --> 01:40:29,551
- Come on, Lou. You got this.
- PI-THON: Come on, Lou.
2338
01:40:30,510 --> 01:40:34,005
A circle with perimeter eight pi
is inscribed in an ellipse
2339
01:40:34,055 --> 01:40:35,590
whose width is twice its height.
2340
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:38,560
What is the area of the ellipse
in square units?
2341
01:40:39,644 --> 01:40:41,596
(Pi-thons murmuring
encouragement)
2342
01:40:41,646 --> 01:40:44,599
PI-THON: You know this.
Set your mind to it.
2343
01:40:44,649 --> 01:40:46,559
NUMERATOR (whispers):
She's got it.
2344
01:40:46,609 --> 01:40:48,353
- Yeah, she...
- (makes choking sounds)
2345
01:40:48,403 --> 01:40:51,314
Anyone know a good choke?
2346
01:40:51,364 --> 01:40:52,482
- Hey.
- JUDGE: Quiet, please.
2347
01:40:52,532 --> 01:40:53,942
Please respect the Mathalonians.
2348
01:40:53,992 --> 01:40:56,244
(laughter)
2349
01:40:57,203 --> 01:40:58,863
GIRL:
It's not fair.
2350
01:40:58,913 --> 01:41:00,115
BOY:
Loser!
2351
01:41:00,165 --> 01:41:02,709
(laughter continues)
2352
01:41:06,504 --> 01:41:08,289
(camera clicks)
2353
01:41:08,339 --> 01:41:10,166
I tried to protect you
from this.
2354
01:41:10,216 --> 01:41:12,502
- (spectators murmuring)
- Stop it.
2355
01:41:12,552 --> 01:41:14,921
PI-THON:
Stay with us, Lou.
2356
01:41:14,971 --> 01:41:16,464
(mouthing)
2357
01:41:16,514 --> 01:41:17,757
(trembling breaths)
2358
01:41:17,807 --> 01:41:20,510
PI-THON:
Don't let it get in your head!
2359
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,562
CHARLIE:
Lou.
2360
01:41:29,110 --> 01:41:31,279
- What the hell is this?
- (cell phone chimes)
2361
01:41:32,113 --> 01:41:33,907
Oh, my God.
2362
01:41:43,374 --> 01:41:45,293
You guys, it's over here!
2363
01:41:46,461 --> 01:41:47,912
BOY:
Dork!
2364
01:41:47,962 --> 01:41:49,664
PI-THON:
Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea.
2365
01:41:49,714 --> 01:41:51,332
PI-THON 2:
Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert.
2366
01:41:51,382 --> 01:41:52,834
CHARLIE:
Yeah. Yeah.
2367
01:41:52,884 --> 01:41:54,844
- You got it.
- (Pi-thons murmuring)
2368
01:41:55,929 --> 01:41:57,722
CHARLIE:
Come on!
2369
01:42:05,772 --> 01:42:07,932
Come on. Objection.
He's counting.
2370
01:42:07,982 --> 01:42:09,901
He's dancing, you lunatic.
2371
01:42:10,985 --> 01:42:12,270
That's Kat Valdez.
2372
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:14,531
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die.
2373
01:42:15,323 --> 01:42:16,816
CHARLIE:
Come on. Come on.
2374
01:42:16,866 --> 01:42:19,577
(Pi-thons murmuring
encouragement)
2375
01:42:22,288 --> 01:42:24,332
PI-THON:
I believe in you!
2376
01:42:28,294 --> 01:42:29,963
- 32 pi!
- (buzzer sounds, bell dings)
2377
01:42:31,631 --> 01:42:33,541
- The answer is correct.
- PI-THONS: Yes!
2378
01:42:33,591 --> 01:42:35,293
But the timer's elapsed.
2379
01:42:35,343 --> 01:42:37,462
The Trinity Numerators retain
their national status.
2380
01:42:37,512 --> 01:42:39,047
- (cheering)
- We'll reconvene
2381
01:42:39,097 --> 01:42:42,258
- in ten minutes for the awards presentation.
- Yeah!
2382
01:42:42,308 --> 01:42:43,676
PI-THON:
Hey, it's okay, Lou.
2383
01:42:43,726 --> 01:42:45,345
NUMERATORS (chanting):
Four years in a row!
2384
01:42:45,395 --> 01:42:47,680
Four years in a row!
Four years in a row!
2385
01:42:47,730 --> 01:42:48,973
Hey. Hey.
2386
01:42:49,023 --> 01:42:51,101
I'm so proud of you.
2387
01:42:51,151 --> 01:42:53,686
- (crying): Dad, I lost again.
- No, it doesn't matter.
2388
01:42:53,736 --> 01:42:56,606
First of all, you got it right.
It was perfect.
2389
01:42:56,656 --> 01:42:58,942
But second of all,
you were just up there.
2390
01:42:58,992 --> 01:43:01,786
You stood up there,
and you were so brave.
2391
01:43:02,620 --> 01:43:03,905
I'm the one who should be crying
2392
01:43:03,955 --> 01:43:06,116
- for the dancing I was doing.
- (laughs)
2393
01:43:06,166 --> 01:43:08,334
- You were great.
- (sobbing)
2394
01:43:09,502 --> 01:43:11,421
Thank you.
2395
01:43:12,755 --> 01:43:15,667
I love you, Dad. (sniffles)
2396
01:43:15,717 --> 01:43:17,877
You were amazing, Lou.
2397
01:43:17,927 --> 01:43:19,379
Really, I mean,
2398
01:43:19,429 --> 01:43:21,764
you took a shot
even though it was scary.
2399
01:43:23,224 --> 01:43:24,851
That's what matters.
2400
01:43:28,188 --> 01:43:31,024
Not everything adds up
the way you think it will.
2401
01:43:33,818 --> 01:43:37,480
You know, they say
if you want something different,
2402
01:43:37,530 --> 01:43:39,949
you have to do
something different.
2403
01:43:40,909 --> 01:43:43,403
What if we're just
too different?
2404
01:43:43,453 --> 01:43:45,997
What if we're not?
2405
01:43:59,385 --> 01:44:01,337
(kids gasping, murmuring)
2406
01:44:01,387 --> 01:44:03,139
(chuckles softly)
2407
01:44:16,569 --> 01:44:18,988
(laughter)
2408
01:44:19,989 --> 01:44:22,575
(mouthing)
2409
01:44:23,785 --> 01:44:26,529
I'm fully blacking out
right now.
2410
01:44:26,579 --> 01:44:29,699
- Come on, Mr. G.
- Come on, Mr. G!
2411
01:44:29,749 --> 01:44:31,367
GIRL:
You're leaving her hanging.
2412
01:44:31,417 --> 01:44:32,869
Come on, dude.
2413
01:44:32,919 --> 01:44:34,462
Dad.
2414
01:44:38,258 --> 01:44:41,427
CROWD:
Aw.
2415
01:44:48,184 --> 01:44:50,436
KIDS:
Ew.
2416
01:44:54,566 --> 01:44:56,776
CHARLIE:
Here we go.
2417
01:44:58,153 --> 01:45:00,563
GLEE CLUB:
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2418
01:45:00,613 --> 01:45:02,899
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
2419
01:45:02,949 --> 01:45:04,943
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2420
01:45:04,993 --> 01:45:06,486
♪ For the rest, the rest... ♪
2421
01:45:06,536 --> 01:45:08,113
KAT:
♪ I never seen forever ♪
2422
01:45:08,163 --> 01:45:09,531
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2423
01:45:09,581 --> 01:45:11,199
♪ I never seen forever
in the wild ♪
2424
01:45:11,249 --> 01:45:15,044
♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪
2425
01:45:16,504 --> 01:45:18,206
♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪
2426
01:45:18,256 --> 01:45:20,175
♪ Shelter from
a broken paradise ♪
2427
01:45:20,967 --> 01:45:22,419
♪ I couldn't dream it ♪
2428
01:45:22,469 --> 01:45:25,472
♪ Any better if I tried ♪
2429
01:45:26,639 --> 01:45:28,007
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪
2430
01:45:28,057 --> 01:45:29,884
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Church bells ♪
2431
01:45:29,934 --> 01:45:31,553
- ♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
2432
01:45:31,603 --> 01:45:33,430
♪ Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing ♪
2433
01:45:33,480 --> 01:45:35,390
♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
2434
01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:36,599
♪ Baby ♪
2435
01:45:36,649 --> 01:45:38,560
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2436
01:45:38,610 --> 01:45:41,020
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪
2437
01:45:41,070 --> 01:45:43,231
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪
2438
01:45:43,281 --> 01:45:45,442
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪
2439
01:45:45,492 --> 01:45:46,735
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪
2440
01:45:46,785 --> 01:45:48,820
♪ Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me ♪
2441
01:45:48,870 --> 01:45:50,739
♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪
2442
01:45:50,789 --> 01:45:52,991
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-marry me... ♪
2443
01:45:53,041 --> 01:45:55,034
- Getting ready.
- Tanky.
2444
01:45:55,084 --> 01:45:57,287
- This is the calm... Oh, gee!
- Oh, no!
2445
01:45:57,337 --> 01:45:59,164
- Tank!
- (laughter)
2446
01:45:59,214 --> 01:46:01,666
- Okay, wait. Slower.
- He doesn't have teeth.
2447
01:46:01,716 --> 01:46:03,293
- Slower. Okay.
- He doesn't...
2448
01:46:03,343 --> 01:46:06,379
♪ Diamonds and a necklace,
everything else is off ♪
2449
01:46:06,429 --> 01:46:08,006
Good boy.
2450
01:46:08,056 --> 01:46:10,049
♪ Now he wanna bet
he can beat me to the bed... ♪
2451
01:46:10,099 --> 01:46:12,552
So, we met at Jimmy Fallon,
didn't we?
2452
01:46:12,602 --> 01:46:14,012
- Yeah.
- We didn't hook up at Fallon.
2453
01:46:14,062 --> 01:46:15,805
No, we had sex at Burning Man.
2454
01:46:15,855 --> 01:46:17,057
So, Kat made me come
to one of those...
2455
01:46:17,107 --> 01:46:18,558
Um, what are they
called again, babe?
2456
01:46:18,608 --> 01:46:19,726
- It's called a Mathalon, bro.
- Yes!
2457
01:46:19,776 --> 01:46:21,019
Oh, my God, it's so boring.
2458
01:46:21,069 --> 01:46:22,520
And what do you guys
do there again?
2459
01:46:22,570 --> 01:46:23,688
- It's this thing called, um...
- Math.
2460
01:46:23,738 --> 01:46:25,148
- Yes! Oh, my God.
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
2461
01:46:25,198 --> 01:46:26,566
I fell asleep just even
thinking about it, but...
2462
01:46:26,616 --> 01:46:27,942
(laughing):
She did.
2463
01:46:27,992 --> 01:46:30,570
- I-I met my most favorite person here.
- Mm.
2464
01:46:30,620 --> 01:46:32,155
We met at a party
as she was leaving.
2465
01:46:32,205 --> 01:46:33,656
And had I walked out
ten seconds earlier,
2466
01:46:33,706 --> 01:46:35,158
we never would've met.
2467
01:46:35,208 --> 01:46:36,826
And I bet you wish
that was the case sometimes.
2468
01:46:36,876 --> 01:46:39,412
(laughs) Never.
2469
01:46:39,462 --> 01:46:41,206
I had a six-mile radius set,
2470
01:46:41,256 --> 01:46:43,750
and she definitely lived
more than six miles away.
2471
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:45,752
Well, she wanted
to meet at 4:00 p.m.
2472
01:46:45,802 --> 01:46:47,670
Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?
2473
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:50,965
When we met,
he was in a unitard.
2474
01:46:51,015 --> 01:46:52,717
She liked what she saw.
2475
01:46:52,767 --> 01:46:54,177
(laughing)
2476
01:46:54,227 --> 01:46:57,472
81 years ago, we were born
in the same hospital
2477
01:46:57,522 --> 01:47:00,475
two days apart, in diapers.
2478
01:47:00,525 --> 01:47:02,852
Here it is 81 years later,
2479
01:47:02,902 --> 01:47:04,854
and we're back in diapers again.
2480
01:47:04,904 --> 01:47:07,023
- Oh, Charlie!
- (both laugh)
2481
01:47:07,073 --> 01:47:09,109
We met on a dating app,
but then,
2482
01:47:09,159 --> 01:47:11,152
uh, he invited me
on the second date,
2483
01:47:11,202 --> 01:47:13,446
um, camping in the woods,
and I was like,
2484
01:47:13,496 --> 01:47:15,156
"That seems unsafe...
2485
01:47:15,206 --> 01:47:17,158
- so I'll go."
- Her friend told her not to go.
2486
01:47:17,208 --> 01:47:19,452
Yeah, but she did,
and it's been five years,
2487
01:47:19,502 --> 01:47:21,037
and she's still alive.
2488
01:47:21,087 --> 01:47:22,080
(both laugh)
2489
01:47:22,130 --> 01:47:23,998
BOTH:
We met at a concert.
2490
01:47:24,048 --> 01:47:25,750
♪ Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' ♪
2491
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:28,169
♪ I'm falling into you ♪
2492
01:47:28,219 --> 01:47:30,922
♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪
2493
01:47:30,972 --> 01:47:33,341
♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪
2494
01:47:33,391 --> 01:47:35,677
♪ When I'm with you,
feels like ♪
2495
01:47:35,727 --> 01:47:37,971
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2496
01:47:38,021 --> 01:47:40,557
♪ We're burning down
all the clocks ♪
2497
01:47:40,607 --> 01:47:42,934
♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪
2498
01:47:42,984 --> 01:47:45,061
♪ Block out the world tonight ♪
2499
01:47:45,111 --> 01:47:47,731
♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪
2500
01:47:47,781 --> 01:47:49,649
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2501
01:47:49,699 --> 01:47:51,901
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2502
01:47:51,951 --> 01:47:54,070
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2503
01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:56,948
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2504
01:47:56,998 --> 01:47:59,075
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2505
01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:01,536
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2506
01:48:01,586 --> 01:48:03,913
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2507
01:48:03,963 --> 01:48:06,374
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2508
01:48:06,424 --> 01:48:08,418
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2509
01:48:08,468 --> 01:48:10,837
♪ Right here by the light
of the moon ♪
2510
01:48:10,887 --> 01:48:13,798
♪ Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' ♪
2511
01:48:13,848 --> 01:48:16,593
♪ I'm falling into you ♪
2512
01:48:16,643 --> 01:48:18,928
♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪
2513
01:48:18,978 --> 01:48:21,431
♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪
2514
01:48:21,481 --> 01:48:23,892
♪ When I'm with you,
feels like ♪
2515
01:48:23,942 --> 01:48:25,935
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2516
01:48:25,985 --> 01:48:28,605
♪ We're burning down
all the clocks ♪
2517
01:48:28,655 --> 01:48:30,940
♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪
2518
01:48:30,990 --> 01:48:33,151
♪ Block out the world tonight ♪
2519
01:48:33,201 --> 01:48:35,612
♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪
2520
01:48:35,662 --> 01:48:37,655
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪
2521
01:48:37,705 --> 01:48:39,908
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2522
01:48:39,958 --> 01:48:42,202
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2523
01:48:42,252 --> 01:48:44,287
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2524
01:48:44,337 --> 01:48:47,373
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
- ♪ No-no-no, no-no... ♪
2525
01:48:47,423 --> 01:48:49,542
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪
2526
01:48:49,592 --> 01:48:51,920
♪ So come touch my body ♪
2527
01:48:51,970 --> 01:48:54,881
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪
2528
01:48:54,931 --> 01:48:57,550
- ♪ Na, na, na. ♪
- (song ends)
2529
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:00,345
KAT: ♪ Got ocean views
from ceiling to the floor ♪
2530
01:49:00,395 --> 01:49:04,516
♪ Keep a milli by the bed,
a hundred more offshore-ore ♪
2531
01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:07,352
♪ Closets full of Louis
and Christian Dior ♪
2532
01:49:07,402 --> 01:49:11,022
♪ Picassos and van Goghs
that no one's seen before-ore ♪
2533
01:49:11,072 --> 01:49:14,526
♪ Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains ♪
2534
01:49:14,576 --> 01:49:17,654
♪ I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is ♪
2535
01:49:17,704 --> 01:49:19,155
♪ Every day and night ♪
2536
01:49:19,205 --> 01:49:21,199
♪ Live a life
filled with luxury ♪
2537
01:49:21,249 --> 01:49:23,493
♪ Don't matter
when you're not with me ♪
2538
01:49:23,543 --> 01:49:24,786
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2539
01:49:24,836 --> 01:49:27,380
(Kat singing in Spanish)
2540
01:49:37,765 --> 01:49:40,018
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2541
01:49:47,859 --> 01:49:51,187
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2542
01:49:51,237 --> 01:49:53,064
KAT:
♪ Is this sentimental ♪
2543
01:49:53,114 --> 01:49:54,733
♪ To put all my money
just right where my heart is? ♪
2544
01:49:54,783 --> 01:49:56,234
♪ But, baby, you're special ♪
2545
01:49:56,284 --> 01:49:58,069
♪ No matter the cost,
I'm-a do it regardless ♪
2546
01:49:58,119 --> 01:50:01,197
♪ Let's take a jet, we're
riding out to Puerto Rico ♪
2547
01:50:01,247 --> 01:50:04,367
♪ Later we get the yacht,
head to Santo Domingo ♪
2548
01:50:04,417 --> 01:50:07,954
♪ And my body, papi,
es tu party ♪
2549
01:50:08,004 --> 01:50:11,332
♪ Now I'm flying,
you be the pilot ♪
2550
01:50:11,382 --> 01:50:14,919
♪ No questioning our love,
make my best days even better ♪
2551
01:50:14,969 --> 01:50:17,881
♪ Long ain't long enough,
I'm looking at forever ♪
2552
01:50:17,931 --> 01:50:21,342
♪ Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains ♪
2553
01:50:21,392 --> 01:50:24,554
♪ I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is ♪
2554
01:50:24,604 --> 01:50:25,889
♪ Every day and night ♪
2555
01:50:25,939 --> 01:50:28,058
♪ Live a life
filled with luxury ♪
2556
01:50:28,108 --> 01:50:30,101
♪ Don't matter
when you're not with me ♪
2557
01:50:30,151 --> 01:50:31,561
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2558
01:50:31,611 --> 01:50:33,863
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2559
01:50:44,457 --> 01:50:46,459
(Kat singing in Spanish)
2560
01:50:54,801 --> 01:50:57,011
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2561
01:50:58,096 --> 01:51:00,306
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2562
01:51:24,372 --> 01:51:26,833
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2563
01:51:31,337 --> 01:51:33,548
(Bastian singing in Spanish)
2564
01:51:38,011 --> 01:51:40,221
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)
2565
01:51:46,186 --> 01:51:48,313
BASTIAN:
♪ All right, all right ♪
2566
01:51:52,480 --> 01:51:54,444
♪ Mamacita. ♪
2567
01:51:54,554 --> 01:52:01,000
Provided by Synchronized
2568
01:52:01,110 --> 01:52:03,610
(song fades)