1 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,133 [ Birds chirping ] 2 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,495 [ Pot boiling ] 3 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,334 [ Pagers buzzing I 4 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,809 They all work. All four of them. 5 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,228 Okay, good. Good to test them. 6 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,689 How is he? Charles? Is he ready? 7 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:04,898 -Um... -CHRIS: "Emmerdale." 8 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:08,110 "Hollyoaks." "EastEnders." "Coronation Street." 9 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,362 [ Pauses show I] 10 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,738 "Emmerdale." 11 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,448 WOMAN: "D," "Coronation Street." 12 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,908 "Coronation Street" is the right answer. 13 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,952 -Well done. -Ugh. Bum. 14 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,745 Yeah, no, he's, uh, 15 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,331 he's going to need all the help he can get. 16 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,506 [ Footsteps approaching I 17 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,140 This way, please. 18 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,267 KERRY: So this is just a little practice, 19 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,102 before we send you off to the canteen 20 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,521 for a bite to eat, okay? 21 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,481 Oh, and to warn, 22 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,317 we're starting with a rollover contestant 23 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,443 from yesterday. 24 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:50,944 So you won't be called upon 25 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,739 until probably quite a way into the show. 26 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,617 Just to, like, manage your expectations 27 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,076 and everything. 28 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,578 Right. 29 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,456 Just a rehearsal. 30 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,832 Fingers on buttons. 31 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,294 "Put these Disney Films in order of their release." 32 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,962 [ Dramatic music playing ] 33 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,340 "A," "Little Mermaid." 34 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,383 "B," "Snow White." 35 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,344 "C," "Aladdin." 36 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,512 "D," "Dumbo." 37 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,602 Okay, pretty straightforward, 38 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,229 "B," "D," "A" "C." 39 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,857 Let's look who was fastest. 40 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,442 Janet. 41 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,320 On 6.52 seconds. Well done. 42 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,988 And, Charles. 43 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,114 Yeah. 44 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,157 I'm afraid you were last. 45 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,242 Ah, well. It's just nice to be here. 46 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,327 Yeah. Only rehearsal. 47 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,578 [ Both chuckle ] 48 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,954 Okay. Over to you, Rebecca. 49 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,831 REBECCA: Fantastic. Okay, folks, 50 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,917 if you'd like to follow me please. 51 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,504 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 52 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,881 He's the husband of the sister 53 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,217 of the brother who were all here, so... 54 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,718 BRIGGS: Oh, Jesus Christ. 55 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,470 KERRY: But seriously, honestly, I wouldn't worry. 56 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,972 He's like Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type. 57 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,432 I doubt he'll even get in the chair. 58 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,060 Terrible in rehearsal, and so...yeah. 59 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,854 Oh, and his wife did request an extra ticket, though. 60 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,524 Audience is full, but I could put them in the overspill? 61 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,317 Fine, whatever. 62 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,991 Don't be so on edge. 63 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,160 I'm gonna be the one in the chair. Hopefully. 64 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,287 I wish you were more on edge, so I'd know you knew 65 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,206 how nerve-wracking it is out there. 66 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,337 Well, at least we're getting to spend more time together. 67 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,965 [ Knock on door ] 68 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,725 Alright? 69 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,102 Of course. Yeah. 70 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,821 Right. Place these words of an Agatha Christie novel 71 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,531 in the right order. 72 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,992 "Nile." "On." "Death." "The." 73 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,040 And it was, of course, "Death on the Nile," 74 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,126 and who gets to sit in the chair next? 75 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,420 It's...Charles Ingram. 76 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,047 [ Upbeat music playing I 77 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,804 Well done, Charles. 78 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,306 Are you ready to play for a million pounds? 79 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,348 Is the Pope a Catholic? 80 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,225 And...hold there. 81 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,935 -What did I -- -Oh, don't worry, no, no, no. 82 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,480 It's a lot less continuous magic than it is on the telly. 83 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,898 Uh, lots of stops and starts. 84 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,316 We've got to mic your guest up now 85 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,817 and put them in their seat in the audience. 86 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,360 -Who have you brought? -Uh, my wife. 87 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,196 Uh, you've met her. She played before. 88 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,697 -CHRIS: Oh, really? -CHARLES: Yeah. 89 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:44,534 Oh, yes. 90 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,786 Hello. 91 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:46,828 Again. 92 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,040 Okay, folks, here we go. And... 93 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:56,171 Okay, let's play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" 94 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,799 [ Applause ] 95 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,474 So, we've seen quite a lot of the Major's family 96 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,850 on this show, Charles. 97 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,102 Uh, first off was his wife, Diana, 98 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,270 who won 32 grand. 99 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,606 Uh, then brother-in-law Adrian, 100 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,525 who won 32 grand, as well. 101 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,819 So it's a matter of family honor, Charles. 102 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,487 -No pressure then. -CHARLES: No. No. No. 103 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,738 No pressure. 104 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,199 What, are you trying to win to a million between you? 105 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:28,036 First question of 15. 106 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,455 What name is given to a person 107 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:34,793 who is against increasing the powers of the European Union? 108 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,295 Eurosceptic. Eurostar. 109 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,256 Eurotrash. 110 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,132 Eurovision. 111 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,094 It's, um -- it's, uh, Eurosceptic, Chris. 112 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:47,472 That's correct. 113 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,058 So for £2,000. 114 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,520 "Coronation Street." [ Laughs] I bet you know this one. 115 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,646 Oh, no, I've never watched it. 116 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,523 Charles, it's been on for 40 years. 117 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,484 I know, I know, I just... 118 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:04,197 In "Coronation Street," who is Audrey's daughter? 119 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,950 Janice. Gail. 120 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,078 Linda. Sally. 121 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,788 [ Exhales heavily I 122 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,790 Um, no, nothing. 123 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,335 [ Chuckles I It's nothing. Um... 124 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,296 I'm not getting anything. 125 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,598 Uh...no. 126 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,433 [ Chuckles nervously ] It's... 127 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,531 Oh, s-sorry, sir, 128 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,742 you can't be out here on the phone, I'm afraid. 129 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,702 Yeah, no, sorry. I'm -- I know, I know. 130 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,662 -I just need to... -KERRY: Sir? If you don't mind? 131 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,457 Yeah, of course. Sorry. 132 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,334 I was just trying to get in touch with... 133 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,543 Sorry. 134 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,754 Okay, no, I, uh... Yeah. 135 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,297 I'll have -- I'll have to ask the audience. 136 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,381 Cut to Chris. 137 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,424 Okay, audience. 138 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,926 She's right. He's an idiot. 139 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:09,346 CHRIS: Fingers on keypads. 140 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,722 Which still begs the question 141 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,390 how he got in the Goddamn chair. 142 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:16,144 But hey-ho and all the fun of the fair. 143 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:22,359 -[ Laughter ] -And 89% say Gail. 144 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,110 Well, gosh, yeah, okay. 145 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,279 Well, I'll go for "B," go for Gail. 146 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,035 Ah, where is the River Foyle? 147 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,829 Um... Um... 148 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,250 I-I think I'm gonna have to, um... 149 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,045 Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to phone a friend. 150 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,673 It's alright, that's what the, uh, lifelines are there for. 151 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,717 Uh, okay, who we gonna call, Major? 152 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,302 Uh, Gerald. 153 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,137 Okay, let's call Gerald, please. 154 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,514 Where's Gerald? 155 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,140 Uh, South Wales. 156 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,768 [ Phone ringing ] 157 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,448 Mr. Pollock, I mean it now, 158 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,908 we'll have to confiscate your phone. 159 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,661 Yeah, alright. Okay. Okay. Yeah, sorry. 160 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,582 This way, sir. 161 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,084 Keep an eye on him. 162 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,045 ...Is the right answer. And that takes you to £4,000. 163 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,132 [ Applause ] 164 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,259 -[ Klaxon blares I -Oh, no! 165 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,679 Oh, no. Charles, we're gonna have to drag you back tomorrow, 166 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:36,182 along with 10 new Fastest Finger First contestants. 167 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:40,311 And they are Tecwen Whittock from Pontypridd. 168 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,731 Aaron Ford from New Malden. 169 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,858 Jacob Nixon from Frome. 170 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,402 Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh. 171 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,946 Helen McGrath from Broadstairs. 172 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,865 [ Clicks tongue ] Sorry, darling. 173 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,950 Bloody "Coronation Street." 174 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:59,039 It's okay. We just need to strategize for tomorrow. 175 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,081 We need to regroup. 176 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,624 Well, I can't be back tomorrow. 177 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,168 I mean, I shouldn't really be here today, so -- 178 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,252 [ Knock on door ] 179 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,129 Knock knock. Sorry to interrupt. 180 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,256 Just giving you your hotel details. 181 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,091 Oh, no, I'm really sorry, 182 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,010 but I actually think we have to get back home tonight. 183 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,137 -KERRY: Back home? -Yeah, I've got -- 184 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,180 I've got work in the morning. 185 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,931 But you're our rollover contestant. 186 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,308 You're back in the chair tomorrow. 187 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,435 I know, I know, but we didn't necessarily think 188 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811 that we would rollover, did we? 189 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,896 -No. -No. 190 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,230 Can't you call in sick? 191 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,815 It's the British Army. No, you can't call in sick. 192 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:32,405 I know but, like [chuckles] there's no war on, is there? 193 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,948 I mean, I'm joking, but I'm not really. 194 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:34,991 We have to have you back here. 195 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,493 We will be back. I promise. I promise. 196 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,829 But work takes precedence, I'm so sorry. 197 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,332 -Charles, car, five minutes. -Yeah. 198 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,145 [ Phone rings I 199 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,064 Hello. Tecwen speaking. 200 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,567 Oh, yes, Tecwen. Hi. It's, uh, Diana Ingram here. 201 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,111 Adrian's sister. 202 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,113 Oh, hello, yes. Diana, yes. 203 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,740 Oh, my God, fortuitous timing. You'll never guess what. 204 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,534 Oh, I-I think I can, actually. 205 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,869 You're going to be on the show tomorrow, I've just heard. 206 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,706 Um, weirdly, I'm here, at the studio. 207 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,250 Charles, my husband, he's here. 208 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,626 He's going to be in the chair tomorrow 209 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,294 for when you're in the Fastest Finger seats. 210 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,463 Oh, my. What a coincidence. 211 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,798 I know. I know. 212 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:36,678 So, um, I just thought I'd call for a quick chat. 213 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,305 [ Game-show music playing ] 214 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,769 Alright? 215 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,534 [ Exhales ] 216 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,538 We're welcoming back Charles -- 217 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,291 Major Charles Ingram into the chair. 218 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,959 "Morning, Major." "Morning, Faulty." 219 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,502 [ Laughing nervously I 220 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,088 Uh, so do you have a strategy, then, Major? 221 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,882 CHARLES: Well, um... Well, yeah, I do. 222 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,592 I do have a strategy, actually. [, um -- 223 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,136 I was a bit defensive on the last show, 224 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,054 uh, you know, talking myself out of answers 225 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,598 that I -- frankly, I should have known, 226 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,808 and do know. And, um... 227 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,476 So, yes, I'm -- you know, 228 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,978 I'm sort of going on the counterattack. 229 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,272 [ Laughs ] We're going on a counterattack. 230 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,356 -[ Laughter ] -Yeah. 231 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,941 Basically, I'm -- I'm just gonna try 232 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,443 and show a bit more self-commitment. 233 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,737 Well, uh, let's put this strategy to the test. 234 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:36,946 Right. 235 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,700 Major Charles Ingram, are you ready to play? 236 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,328 [ Dramatic music playing ] 237 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,166 This for £8,000. 238 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:53,504 Who was the second husband of Jacqueline Kennedy? 239 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,007 Adnan Khashoggi. 240 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,383 Ronald Reagan. 241 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,386 Aristotle Onassis. 242 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,472 Rupert Murdoch. 243 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,556 [ Softly ] Alright, we're not expecting 244 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,724 this guy to be in long. 245 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,975 He's two lifelines down, 246 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,770 so make sure we're prepped for the next. 247 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,188 Roger, roger. 248 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,272 [ Inhales deeply ] 249 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,483 I would've thought -- I would've thought 250 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:17,278 it would be Aristotle Onassis. 251 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,119 [ Sighs ] Yeah, one -- one of my sub-strategies is -- 252 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,038 Oh, oh, there's sub-strategies now? 253 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,665 Yeah, yeah, I have sub strategies. 254 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,084 One of my sub-strategies is to take my time... 255 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,126 [ Clears throat] 256 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,964 CHARLES: ...and list all the options. 257 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,758 So... 258 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,511 Adnan Khashoggi. 259 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,722 Ronald Reagan. 260 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:49,435 Rupert Murdoch. 261 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,562 Aristotle Onassis. 262 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,606 [ Man coughing ] 263 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,234 [ Tense music playing ] 264 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,409 Yeah, yeah, I think -- 265 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,662 I'm pretty sure it's, um, Aristotle Onassis. 266 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,414 CHRIS: Final answer? 267 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,166 -Final answer, yes. -[ Music changes I 268 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,002 CHRIS: You didn't have to play. 269 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,798 Well, this new self-committed Charles 270 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,800 is a wild and crazy man. 271 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,343 That's the correct answer. 272 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,971 [ Applause ] 273 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,269 [ Tense music playing ] 274 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,563 Okay, so you've got £16,000. 275 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:38,026 Now for the all-important £32,000. 276 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:42,363 Who had a hit U.K. album with "Born To Do It" 277 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,533 released in 20007 278 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,161 Coldplay. 279 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,454 Toploader. 280 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,622 A-1. 281 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,624 Craig David. 282 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,004 CHARLES: Coldplay. 283 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,006 Toploader. 284 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,216 A-1. 285 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,218 Craig David. 286 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,560 [ Exhales heavily I 287 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,897 Okay, well, um... 288 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,859 -Alright? -Yeah. 289 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,861 That Major from last night 290 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,530 is nearly up to 32 grand amazingly. 291 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,948 I think it's A-1... 292 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,492 He's like a new man today. 293 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,410 ...but it could be Toploader, 294 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,496 which is also something to do with a barrel on a rifle. 295 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,539 -So... -[ Laughter ] 296 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,460 Um, I've never heard of Craig David. 297 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,255 -[ Laughter ] -Um... 298 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,549 Uh, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to -- 299 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,053 I think I'm gonna have to use my final lifeline, 50/50. 300 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,180 Uh, computer, take away two wrong answers. 301 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,932 Leave Charles with the right answer 302 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,393 and one remaining wrong answer. 303 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,062 [ Groans I] That's not any easier. 304 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,106 -[ Laughter ] -Um, uh... 305 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,072 Do you know what? I think I'm gonna go for it. 306 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,699 -I'm gonna go for A-1. -[ Audience gasps ] 307 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,118 Final answer? 308 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,160 No. 309 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,788 [ Laughter] 310 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,084 [ Inhales sharply ] No. Um... 311 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,590 [ Softly ] Craig David. 312 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,218 [ Sighs] 313 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,974 Craig David. 314 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,398 [ Coughs ] 315 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,738 You know, when -- when -- when I'm at home, 316 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,242 um, and I'm practicing, you know, I guess -- I guess -- 317 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,370 I guess wrong 80% of the time. 318 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,707 So, I think I'm gonna go with Craig David. 319 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,168 [ Laughter] 320 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,545 CHRIS: Charles, uh, you'd never heard of him a moment ago. 321 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,464 No, Craig David. I'm gonna... 322 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,799 Final answer? 323 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,301 Yeah, final answer. 324 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,182 Well, uh, what a show this is turning into. 325 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,727 Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000. 326 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,437 He didn't have to play this question. 327 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,813 He said in his own words 328 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,232 that he'd never heard of Craig David. 329 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,359 He went with A-1. 330 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,821 And then because... 331 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,324 Well, I rather lost the plot with his thinking then, uh, 332 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,492 but he changed his mind, 333 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:36,621 knowing that he would lose £15,000, 334 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,039 if he gave the wrong answer. 335 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,750 He went with Craig David, who he'd never heard of. 336 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,378 [ Laughter] 337 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506 And that's the right answer! 338 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,216 -[ Cheers and applause ] -Unbelievable. 339 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,551 I don't know how you did that. 340 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,970 I really don't. 341 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,931 Incredible. 342 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,810 [ Breathing heavily I 343 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:03,147 [ Phone ringing ] 344 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,941 -Yes? -Paul. It's David. 345 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,945 It's happening. I think the thing is happening. 346 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,821 The rollover contestant from last night, 347 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,032 I think he's cheating. 348 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,868 He -- what, in getting on the show? 349 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,662 No, cheating on the show. 350 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,830 Cheating at the actual -- the actual game. 351 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,541 CHRIS: ...Is the correct answer. 352 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,293 How do you -- You can't cheat the show. 353 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,796 Either you know the answer or you don't. 354 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,882 Look, something isn't right. He's... 355 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,427 Normal people don't play like this. 356 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,014 Alright, I'm -- I'm coming down. 357 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,479 Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment on a house, isn't it? 358 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,147 So... 359 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,781 So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein. Holbein. 360 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,909 -Final answer? -Final answer. 361 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:02,164 Okay, uh, first of all, you thought it was Rembrandt. 362 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,419 Said you'd seen the painting. 363 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,546 You then thought it was Holbein. 364 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:22,351 You've just won £125,000! 365 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,438 Incredible. Incredible. 366 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,148 You're just getting better. 367 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,400 Okay, something's weird. 368 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,153 -How is he doing this? -Yeah, I have no idea. 369 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,615 CHRIS: You were struggling more at £200 than you are now. 370 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,199 CHARLES: Yeah, I know. 371 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,785 CHRIS: Unbelievable. 372 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,580 Well, Charles, here it is. 373 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:46,083 A check for a quarter of -- it sounds strange, doesn't it? 374 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,669 A quarter of a million pounds. 375 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,754 Gosh, you're shaking. 376 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,006 -I know. I know. -CHRIS: I know that, frankly, 377 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,674 you didn't think you'd be able to equal your wife. 378 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,968 And, frankly, Charles, nor did I. 379 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,639 -[ Laughter ] -Well, this is real money. 380 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,476 £250,000. 381 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,102 But we don't want to give you that. 382 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,146 [ Laughter] 383 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,942 This question... for half a million pounds. 384 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,570 [ Dramatic music playing ] 385 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,991 Baron Haussmann is best known 386 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,953 for the planning of which city? 387 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,830 Rome. 388 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,666 Paris. 389 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,168 Berlin. 390 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,795 Athens. 391 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,175 Think it's Berlin. 392 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,803 [ Laughter] 393 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:48,896 Yeah, Berlin. I mean, Haussmann... 394 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,606 you know, seems -- seems like a German name 395 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,942 rather than an Italian name or a Parisian name 396 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,944 or an Athens name. 397 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,487 Um... 398 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,785 Rome. 399 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,954 Paris. 400 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,581 [ Man coughs I 401 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,711 Yeah, do you know -- I'm gonna -- 402 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,462 I'm gonna rethink it because I don't -- 403 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,048 I don't think it's Athens, 404 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,634 and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome. 405 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,885 And I would've thought -- 406 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,931 I would've thought it was, um, Berlin, 407 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,850 but there's a chance it could be Paris. 408 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,477 [ Man coughing ] 409 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,527 Oh, God, no. 410 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:42,199 You stand to lose £218,000. 411 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,454 Yeah, I think -- I think it's Paris. 412 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,456 I'm going to play. 413 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,125 Right, hang on. Now, wait, where are we? 414 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,669 [ Laughter] 415 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:57,006 [ Coughs ] No, Paris. Paris, final answer. 416 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,176 Final answer? 417 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,512 Final answer. 418 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,930 [ Inhales deeply ] 419 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057 You thought it was Berlin. 420 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,435 "Berlin, Berlin, Berlin." 421 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,274 You changed your mind to Paris. 422 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,655 That's brought you £500,000. 423 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,365 -That's unbelievable. -[ Applause I] 424 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,951 -[ Sighs] -CHRIS: Unbelievable. 425 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,705 Incredible. 426 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,207 Oh, shit, the glitter. 427 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,833 We hadn't thought we'd get to the million-pound question, 428 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,084 but we're at the million-pound question, 429 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,461 and we haven't prepared the bloody glitter. 430 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,545 Where's the Glitter Man? 431 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,798 ♪ It's raining men ♪ 432 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,090 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 433 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,259 ♪ It's raining men ♪ 434 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,178 ♪ Amen ♪ 435 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,138 [ Phone ringing ] 436 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,348 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 437 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,308 ♪ It's raining men ♪ 438 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,936 ♪ Amen ♪ 439 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,362 [ Dramatic music playing ] 440 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:10,246 [ Coughing ] 441 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,378 [ Exhales heavily I 442 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,755 Well, uh... 443 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,507 It's not often I get to say this, 444 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:26,303 but for £1 million, 445 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:31,767 the number 1 followed by 100 zeros 446 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:35,688 is known by what name? 447 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,148 Googol. 448 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,985 Megatron. 449 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,237 Gigabit. 450 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,447 Nanomole. 451 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,874 Let's see. 452 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,293 Uh... 453 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,880 Giga... Nano... 454 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,257 Oh, God, don't start. 455 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,265 [ Mutters softly ] 456 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,065 CHARLES: Right, okay. 457 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:26,530 God, I don't... I don't, uh... 458 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,948 Well? 459 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,659 Watch, just watch. 460 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,495 I'm not sure. 461 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:34,914 However... 462 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,290 [ Laughter] 463 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,752 Charles, you haven't been sure since question two. 464 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,379 [ Laughter] 465 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,675 God, I think... 466 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,427 I think it's a Megatron. 467 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,055 [ Sighs] 468 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:57,478 But I have to say that I've never heard -- I haven't -- 469 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,897 No, I've never heard of a Googol. 470 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,111 Do you know the answer? 471 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,072 Yes, it's Googol. 472 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,910 TECWEN: That's what I thought. 473 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,290 Googol... 474 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,959 [ Man coughing ] 475 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,168 CHARLES: Googol... 476 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,713 [ Man coughing ] 477 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,091 Yeah, I mean, by process of elimination, 478 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,342 I actually think it is a Googol. 479 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,344 But I just don't know what a Googol is. 480 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,972 [ Laughter] 481 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,976 It's not a gigabit, a nanomole, or a Megatron, 482 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,603 and there's only four of them so it must be Googol. 483 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,647 Mustn't it? I mean... 484 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:47,277 [ Chuckles ] 485 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,280 I mean, I don't mind taking the odd risk now and again. 486 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,993 [ Laughter] 487 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:57,454 My strategy has -- has worked so far. 488 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,212 Chris, I'm gonna play. 489 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,672 [ Audience gasps I 490 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,799 CHRIS: You know, you don't have to play this, Charles. 491 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,051 No one will blame you if you walked away right now 492 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,887 with half a million pounds. 493 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,771 Googol. 494 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,231 Final answer? 495 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,859 Final answer. 496 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,319 [ Softly ] Catch me when I fall on the floor. 497 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,242 Don't go to a break. 498 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,412 Please don't go to -- please don't go for a break. 499 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,496 We're taking a break. 500 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,831 Oh, God. 501 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,083 [ Audience groaning I 502 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,461 Don't go anywhere. 503 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,338 I know you won't, on what is an epic night 504 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,132 in British television. 505 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,760 [ Dramatic music playing ] 506 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,558 [ Chuckles ] Oh, my God. 507 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,023 We should stop it now. Just -- just stop it. 508 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,442 We can't stop it. We have no proof. 509 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,320 -We just -- -I don't know, just -- 510 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,864 we have to carry on. 511 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,950 -You alright? -Uh, yeah, I just, um... 512 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,788 I mean, no, not really. [ Laughs] 513 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,830 So you can see, can you, 514 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,041 if I've got the answer right on your screen? 515 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,585 I can. 516 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,921 I'm sure it'll just be a few seconds. 517 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,556 Thank you. 518 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,184 [ Indistinct conversations I 519 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,277 Okay, studio, and... 520 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,905 [ Dramatic music playing ] 521 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,492 Welcome back. Wow. 522 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,204 Uh, we are here with Charles Ingram, uh, 523 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:06,166 who, after first thinking it was Megatron, 524 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:10,295 uh, then played Googol as his final answer. 525 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,297 Even though he'd never heard of it. 526 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,390 Charles? 527 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:29,439 You've just won £1 million! 528 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,775 -[ Upbeat music playing ] -[ Audience cheering I 529 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,820 One million! 530 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,948 You are the most amazing player 531 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,993 we have ever, ever had. 532 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,246 Diana? Come on down, my darling, come on. 533 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,748 One million. 534 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:50,335 £1 million. 535 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,546 I can't believe it. 536 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,967 [ Sobbing ] 537 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:02,431 The best player we have ever had. 538 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:06,435 What a man. Quite an amazing man. 539 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,564 I have no idea how you did it. 540 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,482 -I don't know. -Unbelievable. 541 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,985 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 542 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,820 Diana, my darling, come here. 543 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,531 Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Ingram. 544 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,201 [ Cheers and applause I 545 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,708 [ Laughing ] 546 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:33,503 ♪ And then it's a pleasure again ♪ 547 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,506 -♪ Walkin" my baby ♪ -Charles Ingram. 548 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,675 -♪ Talkin" my baby ♪ -One million. 549 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,469 -[ Laughs] -♪ Lovin" my baby ♪ 550 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,888 ♪ I don't mean maybe ♪ 551 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:46,391 ♪ Walkin" my baby ♪ 552 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:51,313 ♪ Back home ♪ 553 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,941 [ Both laughing I 554 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,112 What -- what am I listening for? 555 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,699 Just wait. It, uh... I don't know. 556 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:07,537 I don't know. Just play V.T. 557 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,164 Googol... 558 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,916 [ Man coughing I 559 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,376 -Googol... -[ Man coughing I 560 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,712 That, there. Right, there. A cough. 561 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,090 So what? There's always coughing. 562 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,425 I think -- [ Sighs ] I don't definitely know, 563 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,052 but I think there's, like, a pattern. 564 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,553 Of what, coughing? From who? 565 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,264 Look there's got to be something, Paul. 566 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,516 W-Watch last night's tape. He was useless. 567 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,601 And then what, he comes back an utter genius? 568 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,145 KEVIN: Replay V.T. 569 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,648 -Googol... -[ Man coughing I 570 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,899 Turn it up. 571 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,943 -Googol... -[ Man coughing I 572 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,236 BRIGGS: Then he changes his answer. 573 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,362 CHARLES: By process of elimination, 574 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,822 I actually think it is a Googol. 575 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,323 But I just don't know what a Googol is. 576 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,700 [ Chuckles I 577 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,081 -[ Phone ringing I -[ Loud dance music playing ] 578 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,333 -Hi, Paul? -PAUL: Um, hi, Ruth. 579 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,920 Uh, we've had another millionaire. 580 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,171 Oh. Okay, great. 581 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:01,300 Except... [ Sighs] 582 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:04,136 I think that -- we think something's not right. 583 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,513 We think the guy may have cheated. 584 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,183 [ Phone ringing ] 585 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,435 Hello? 586 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,937 What the shitting hell? 587 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,090 Cheeky bastards. Who are they? 588 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,425 Are they one of that group you talked about 589 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,468 -getting on the show? -Morning. 590 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,762 We don't know. We just know he's a wrong 'un. 591 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,513 You okay? 592 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:51,641 No, I'm not okay. Of course I'm not okay. 593 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,393 Sorry, sorry. It's murder on the -- 594 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,062 This is Lionel from Legal. 595 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,563 Coffee? How do you take it? 596 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:57,606 Oh, just, uh, massive. 597 00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,901 Look, um, before anything else, 598 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,903 the most urgent thing is 599 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,738 whether to air tomorrow's episode. 600 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,865 Because if we don't, then 10 million people 601 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,158 are gonna need something else to watch. 602 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,243 I have a tape on its way. You can see for yourself. 603 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,286 Well, what about the police? 604 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:12,662 -The police? -Yeah. 605 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:14,122 Is -- is this a police -- 606 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,041 Well, it's not not. 607 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,502 It's theft. It's a million pounds. 608 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,587 If this was a bank vault or a diamond store 609 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,382 in Hatton Gardens, there'd be helicopters by now, roadblocks. 610 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,050 -[ Knock on door ] -Come in. 611 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,760 Ah, right, see for yourself. 612 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:27,803 All I'm saying is, 613 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,180 is it a crime to cheat on a game show? 614 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,307 Well, it's -- it's -- well... 615 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,059 Stop saying "well," Lionel. 616 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,561 I'm from Legal. It's my job to say "well." 617 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,939 [ Sneezes I 618 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,402 See for yourself. 619 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,694 Do you know what? I think I'm gonna go for it. 620 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:48,281 -I'm gonna go for A-1. -[ Audience gasps I 621 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,324 Final answer? 622 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,534 No. 623 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,536 [ Laughter] 624 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,664 [ Inhales sharply ] No. Um... 625 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,208 A-1. 626 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,711 Craig David. 627 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,839 [ Diana coughs I 628 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,550 Oh, Jesus. Jesus. 629 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,009 It's so obvious. 630 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:11,388 And don't forget that his wife has already been on the show. 631 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:12,722 She knows the ins and outs. 632 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,933 I guess wrong 80% of the time. 633 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,602 PAUL: And watch now. He changes his answer. 634 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,897 I think I'm gonna go with Craig David. 635 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:23,400 Okay. I say we don't air. 636 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:24,443 Agreed. 637 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:26,736 We can edit forward to the next contestant in the chair. 638 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:30,115 Would you fast forward please? 639 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,703 Can we do that? Is it that simple? 640 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:37,622 Oh, ass, the glitter on the floor. 641 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:38,748 Well, if no one won, 642 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,250 where did the glitter just come from? 643 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,252 No one will notice. Or care. 644 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,421 CHRIS: This is Tecwen Whittock, 645 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:45,755 from Whitchurch, Cardiff. 646 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,925 Can you stretch out his turn? Make him longer? 647 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,510 It'll be a struggle. 648 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:54,431 He was, uh, nothing special, you know. 649 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,183 [ Knock on door ] 650 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,019 -Did you order something? -DIANA: No. 651 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,942 -Oh. -Hello. Hello, David Briggs. 652 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,360 Ah, yes, hello, hello. 653 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,737 Hello, this is Ruth Settle. 654 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,572 -Hi. Hello. Morning. -Hello. 655 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,492 Oh, h-hello. Hi. Sleep okay? If at all? 656 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:15,911 -You must've been... -[ Laughter ] 657 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,120 So what's this about? 658 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,331 -Oh, it's only to -- -Oh, just to -- 659 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:20,957 It's just to work out the next few days. 660 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,417 The angle, the coverage. 661 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,294 So, your press conference, we thought, uh, 662 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:27,464 because of question 12, for £125,000, 663 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,425 "The Ambassadors' is a painting by which artist?" 664 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,762 [ Chuckles ] 665 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,138 The what -- the Holbein? 666 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:36,556 The Holbein. Well done, correct. 667 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,433 -[ Laughter ] -We are thinking 668 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,769 of hosting it there, in front of the painting. 669 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:43,647 CHARLES: Ah, right. 670 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:48,276 But you -- you did keep changing your mind a lot, didn't you? 671 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,694 Well, actually, that was to explain 672 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,071 my thinking to the audience. 673 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,616 So I wasn't just, you know, sat there like a Muppet. 674 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,870 It's, um, probably just that, don't you think? 675 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,039 What's "probably" what? 676 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:05,043 Actually, um, Diana mentions all these tips in her book 677 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,837 that she's writing with her brother about the show. 678 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:10,006 What? It'll help publicize it, won't it, 679 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,424 -being a winner? -You're writing a book? 680 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,260 Oh, just a little stocking filler 681 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,719 With hints and things about 682 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,721 how to get on the show, how to play. 683 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,014 Just a few things that we've picked up 684 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,392 from this community of fans, that's all. 685 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:23,520 Gosh, that sounds really helpful. 686 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,063 I wouldn't mention that to the press yet. 687 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,606 -No. -We'll -- we'll have an embargo 688 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:27,649 until the show airs, 689 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,610 and we have to handle everything -- delicately. 690 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:35,574 -[ Sighs ] Guilty as sin. -There you go. 691 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,409 -Okay. -Bollocks. 692 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:40,704 Look, they are quiz-obsessive. They're -- 693 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,872 They are fans of the show, so they're a bit much. 694 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:43,915 But apart from that -- 695 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,252 Watch the tape. Play her the tape. 696 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:52,257 Oh, and she's, uh, writing a book. 697 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:55,260 The wife, like, uh, an expose of the show. 698 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:56,803 -She what? -Oh, my God. 699 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,805 It's just a tiny, little stocking filler. 700 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,056 Look, I've just come off the phone 701 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,933 from some of our guys at the studio 702 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,019 who are investigating all possible, you know -- 703 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,771 and they have gone into the car park 704 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,565 with some sort of radio receiver, 705 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:09,774 and they're saying it's possible 706 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:13,403 to listen in to the show relay from outside. 707 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,864 David, do we not scramble that signal? 708 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,199 Why would we scramble the signal? 709 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,576 How do you scramble a signal? 710 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:20,744 What's this now? The relay? 711 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,496 I'm just saying that, hypothetically, 712 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:27,417 someone -- maybe someone from this -- this group, 713 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,544 could listen in to the show from outside -- 714 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,463 And how would that help them? 715 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,048 To hear the questions, 716 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,842 look up the answers, and communicate back in. 717 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,052 To who? The person in the chair? 718 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:38,219 Maybe. I don't know. 719 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,347 Or someone in the audience with a mobile phone. 720 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,973 We don't allow mobile phones in the studio. 721 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:44,726 -Yeah, but do we check? -'Course we check. 722 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,647 Do we check? 723 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:50,190 No. 'Course we don't check. 724 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,984 -How would we check? -You don't search the audience? 725 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,819 Let's get it all out now, shall we, 726 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,071 after the horse has bolted -- 727 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,698 This is all just happening this morning, right? 728 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,034 It's a game show. It's not Fort Knox. 729 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,410 Whoa, wait, are we saying 730 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,120 that it's not someone coughing, then? 731 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,747 It could be the coughing. 732 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,248 It's definitely the coughing. 733 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,459 Either way, I'm calling the police. 734 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,128 Who would you even call? Like, which, like, branch? 735 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,380 I'll text my person to look up the right people. 736 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,382 Hold on. Have they even cashed the check yet? 737 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,009 Wait, have -- have we canceled the check? 738 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,053 I don't know. I mean... 739 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,930 I mean, no, we haven't canceled the check. 740 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,932 -I've been at the -- -Lionel. 741 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,016 Should we cancel the check? 742 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,518 I'm just thinking, we might need to wait 743 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:29,020 for them to cash the check for it to be stealing. 744 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,815 No, no, if we do that, that would be entrapment, 745 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:32,857 surely, by us. 746 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:33,942 Yeah, but if they cash the check, 747 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,110 do we have to sue them to get it back? 748 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:36,903 Am I canceling the check or aren't I?! 749 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,406 -Well... -No, I just don't see it. 750 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,950 KEVIN: Don't you hear it? The coughing. 751 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:43,660 Is that how loud it actually was? 752 00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:45,620 Yes. Well, no. 753 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:48,248 We've isolated them a bit for you to hear. 754 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,709 Listen, you can hear the coughs on the right answers. 755 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,294 Yeah, and I can hear the coughs on the wrong answers. 756 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,588 Here. These are the people at Scotland Yard to call. 757 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,716 It's something called the Celebrity Crimes Squad 758 00:36:57,841 --> 00:36:58,758 or something, I don't know. 759 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,427 Really? Sounds like a shit detective show. 760 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,303 Yeah, sounds like something we'd make. 761 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,388 Wow. 762 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,515 Wait, I'm confused. What are we saying to them? 763 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,684 That this is -- there's more people? 764 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,811 That this is part of a bigger conspiracy? 765 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,312 All I'm saying is we don't know 766 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,814 how many people were outside, helping, 767 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,190 inside, helping him. 768 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,859 Yeah, but you can't pack the place out 769 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,068 with people that you know. 770 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:20,155 You only get the one ticket. 771 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,742 Actually... 772 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,160 Actually, on the first night, 773 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,036 the Ingrams did have someone else there. 774 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,000 Diana's brother. 775 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,210 The brother was there? 776 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,423 God damn it! 777 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,425 I'm calling the police. 778 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,261 ...we have ever had. What a man. 779 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,513 NEWSREADER: A major disaster iS occurring 780 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,015 in New York City this afternoon. 781 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,308 Wait a sec. 782 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:50,769 What is that? 783 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:52,312 NEWSREADER: ... World Trade Center is on fire. 784 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:56,232 Early indications are that a Boeing 747 out of Boston 785 00:37:56,357 --> 00:38:00,153 collided with the tower at 1:46 P.M. this afternoon. 786 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,738 8:46 AM. EST. 787 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,573 Is that live? 788 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,200 -RUTH: It must be. -NEWSREADER: Eyewitness reports 789 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,494 are coming in that the plane banked sharply 790 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,828 and made a direct hit 791 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,206 at around the 80th floor of the building. 792 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,665 More as we have it. 793 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,958 NEWSREADER #2: Thank you, Nicholas. 794 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,169 As you can imagine, there is chaos in the streets 795 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,587 of downtown New York. 796 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,714 All major buildings are being evacuated 797 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,259 in the areas surrounding the World Trade Center. 798 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,719 NEWSREADER: There's been a second collision, 799 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,639 possibly another plane... 800 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,767 DIANA: Are you okay? Just awful. 801 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:36,022 Yeah, puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? 802 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,858 I haven't even told the chaps about our win yet. 803 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,235 All seems a bit... 804 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,111 Actually, uh, there was a message for you 805 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,822 from Celador when I got back from school. 806 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,074 -I don't know if you -- -Right. 807 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,744 Okay, well, life goes on, eh? 808 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,913 Yeah. 809 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:53,373 I love you. 810 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,125 I love you. Give me that number. 811 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,671 Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson 812 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,130 from the Special Inquiry Unit. 813 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:04,717 This is my colleague Detective Constable Amir Cave. 814 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,427 -You rang? -Well, I don't think 815 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:09,514 any of us expected you to come today, given the, uh... 816 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:12,559 Yeah. Terrible thing. 817 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,770 But crimes still need solving. 818 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,939 So, we've been brought up to speed by Mr. -- 819 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,983 -[ Phone ringing I -Oh, excuse me. 820 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,609 This'll be him. 821 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,615 [ Clears throat] 822 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:28,825 Hello. Paul Smith. 823 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,369 Paul, hello. Uh, it's Charles Ingram here. 824 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,037 I was just on your show. 825 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:35,540 Charles, thank you for calling back. 826 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,834 Um, so, I have to tell you 827 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,669 that we have suspicions 828 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,755 from viewing the recording of Monday's program 829 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,717 and subsequently studying the tapes carefully, 830 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,802 that there were irregularities 831 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,680 during the taping of the show in which you participated. 832 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:53,349 Oh, good Lord, no. 833 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:55,143 Because of that, I have to tell you 834 00:39:55,268 --> 00:40:00,273 that these suspicions have been referred to the police. 835 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,525 -Right. -PAUL: And, thus, we will not, 836 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,028 for the moment, be airing the program 837 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:09,574 or, indeed, authorizing payment of the check. 838 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,743 Right. 839 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:12,827 Yeah. 840 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,456 Well, I mean, you know, 841 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,292 I completely refute that. 842 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,085 Obviously. 843 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,463 Alright. 844 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,298 Good Lord. 845 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,136 Well, goodbye. 846 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,930 Goodbye. 847 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,483 DIANA: Police? You're an army major. 848 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,485 I'm a teaching assistant. 849 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,320 People like us don't deal with the police. 850 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,905 This is Wiltshire. 851 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,782 CHARLES: It's what he said. 852 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:54,911 I sort of told our book publisher about your win, 853 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,121 and they've set up this photo-and-interview thing, 854 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,206 for this Sunday. 855 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,375 I know the "Millionaire" people said not to, 856 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,585 but the publisher said it was too good not to. 857 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,878 -For the book. -Well, there won't be a book, 858 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,589 will there? 859 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,174 I bet it wasn't the publishers who said that. 860 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,342 I bet it was Adrian. 861 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,593 I bet you've been speaking to him. 862 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,220 Have you spoken to Adrian again? 863 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:13,638 How? If he's on the run? 864 00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,139 "On the run." 865 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,809 As if that's a normal sentence for a normal person to say. 866 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,727 I'm a commissioned officer in the British Army. 867 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:20,895 There are standards. 868 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,689 Come along, Buffy. 869 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:23,731 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 870 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,191 How do we know that it was Celador, 871 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,943 that it was Paul Smith you spoke to? 872 00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:29,612 It was. I returned his call on the number they left you. 873 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,948 Yes, I know, but how do we know it's not a hoax, 874 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,283 someone in the community taking the mickey? 875 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,202 What, maybe that's what they do to everyone -- 876 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,286 everyone who wins. 877 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:38,997 It's not a mickey-take, Diana. 878 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:41,708 Well, it's a bit over the top, isn't it? 879 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,461 Call it back again, that number. 880 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,504 -No. I'm not calling. -I want to hear it. 881 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,256 -No, I'm not gonna call it back. -Then I'll do it. 882 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,467 Diana. 883 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:55,054 Hello, um, this is... Diana Ingram. 884 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,475 -Hello. -DIANA: Hi, um, yes, 885 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,853 we received a phone call from this number earlier 886 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,521 and, well, it occurred to us 887 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,774 that we didn't know whether it was real or not. 888 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:10,653 Uh, no. Uh, no, I'm afraid it was real. 889 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,697 This -- this is Paul Smith. 890 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,949 Yes, but how do we know? 891 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,243 It could be a wind-up or the press. 892 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:21,080 Um, well. O-Okay. 893 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,417 Um, why don't you call back again, 894 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,961 and I won't answer this time. 895 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,380 It'll take you through to my extension 896 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:30,923 answering-machine message, 897 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,341 and you'll hear that this is me 898 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:35,094 and -- and this is Celador. 899 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,098 And that -- that this is no wind-up, Mrs. Ingram. 900 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,808 Okay. 901 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:54,697 [ Line ringing ] 902 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:00,495 Hello, you've reached Paul Smith at Celador. 903 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,537 Leave a message, 904 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,623 and I'll get back to you when I can. 905 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:04,665 Thanks. 906 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,293 [ Answering machine beeps I 907 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,259 [ Clears throat] 908 00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:17,178 We're doing that press interview. 909 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:20,348 You won that money. It's yours. So let's tell people. 910 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:25,144 [ Brakes squeak ] 911 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,990 PAUL: We'll need to make a statement. 912 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,617 They're cheats. 913 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:42,495 CHRIS: I just can't get my head round it. 914 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,957 That terribly nice Major, a criminal mastermind? 915 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,126 Bollocks. 916 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,545 You really didn't notice anything? 917 00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,797 Well I-l suppose you've got a lot going on. 918 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,674 Oh, yeah, but I'd hope that I'd have done this enough 919 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,843 to notice if someone's trying to steal a million quid 920 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,845 two feet in front of me, Paul. 921 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,432 You alright? 922 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:05,017 You look ragged? 923 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,603 Hmm. 924 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:11,023 I feel upset, actually. 925 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,818 This -- well, this is our thing. 926 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,444 It's our baby. 927 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,779 No one will dare 928 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,240 try anything like this again, after all this. 929 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,701 -Don't you worry. -[ Sighs] 930 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,495 Who the hell was coughing? 931 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,580 So what I'm gonna show you 932 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,540 is what we've edited together of the show so far 933 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:31,085 from the different angles. 934 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,670 Play V.T. 935 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,755 -Googol... -[ Man coughing I 936 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,465 That cough there, then. 937 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,384 Can you ascertain where it came from? 938 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:39,760 Not the individual, no, 939 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,470 we don't mic up every audience member. 940 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,181 But we've got different mic tracks, 941 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,600 covering different areas of the studio. 942 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:46,851 Now, that particular cough, 943 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:50,146 that came from the Fastest Finger mic, stage right. 944 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,648 Play tape "C." 945 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:53,858 [ Applause ] 946 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:57,195 KEVIN: One of these five sat here. 947 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,414 [ Brakes squeak ] 948 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:09,832 [ Buffy barking ] 949 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,710 [ Car doors closing I 950 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:22,511 I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson. 951 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,180 Here's a warrant to enter your property. 952 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,515 I should tell you, we're placing you both under arrest 953 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,517 on suspicion of procuring the execution 954 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,895 of a valuable security by deception. 955 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,063 You don't have to say anything... 956 00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:34,690 WOODLEY: What you've been told so far 957 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,026 in the case for the prosecution 958 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:41,948 seems to make total sense, doesn't it? 959 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,784 A man who didn't particularly like quizzes, 960 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:48,037 arrived on the show, behaved strangely, 961 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,622 and won a million. 962 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,958 So something must be wrong. 963 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,585 He must've cheated. Right? 964 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,754 Your Fastest Finger First machine? 965 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,923 -You're not serious. -Uh, it's in the garage. 966 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:00,508 We'll also be wanting a draft copy 967 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,968 -of your book, Mrs. Ingram. -GIRL: Mom! 968 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,428 My book? I-I -- It -- It's not finished. 969 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,681 I haven't even spell-checked it yet. 970 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:07,723 And what about our children? 971 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,517 A specially trained officer can stay with them, 972 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,477 -while you both -- -No. No. 973 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,562 You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram. 974 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:19,151 But what if I was to tell you that it's all utter nonsense, 975 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,445 that the three defendants who allegedly concocted 976 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:25,908 this elaborate conspiracy had never even met, 977 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,578 something that the prosecution does not dispute, 978 00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,497 that the so-called "significant coughs" 979 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:35,668 are only 19 out of 192 980 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,753 recorded throughout the night, 981 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,547 sometimes on the right answers, 982 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:43,092 sometimes on the wrong answers, 983 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,802 and that there is no way of knowing 984 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,931 that any of them even came from Mr. Whittock. 985 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:52,601 Could it simply be that everyone on the show 986 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:56,022 was waiting for an attack, 987 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,649 for something strange to happen, 988 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:01,027 and in walked Charles Ingram, 989 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:05,573 a, yes, eccentric but actually quite intelligent army major, 990 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:08,492 and his fate was set. 991 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,704 I put it to you, that this is, in fact, 992 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,707 a series of horrible coincidences. 993 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:18,836 And that Major Charles Ingram is completely innocent. 994 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:23,341 Your Honor, here is the case for the Defense. 995 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,634 [ Coughs ]