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Morning, Gus, my little one-finned wonder.

2
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Hello, Mom. It's me. Just checkin' in.

3
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I got your postcard,
putting it up on Gus' tank now.

4
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Yeah, it's very nice.
He is fuming, though.

5
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Keeps asking why
I don't take him anywhere nice.

6
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Maybe one day, right?

7
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He'd love to get out there,
but it's a bit hard with one fin, innit?

8
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Anyway, Mom,
all's well here. Not too bad.

9
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Still wake up every morning
still feeling like I got hit by a bus.

10
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And if you...

11
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Hey, mate, still selling
the old brushes and brooms, right?

12
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Right in front of my entrance. It's...
Got no problem with it. Cheers.

13
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Anyway, sorry I missed you, Mom.

14
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I'll try you again tomorrow.
Laters, gators.

15
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Oh, bloody hell. Wait!

16
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Bollocks.

17
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Cheers.

18
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Hmm.

19
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Will you look at that?

20
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Looks like someone mistook

21
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the Great Pyramid of Giza
for a rubbish dump.

22
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It's not like there's anything in there.

23
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Yeah. Maybe not.

24
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But in there

25
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is something wicked.

26
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Check it out. They'd take
this big metal hook, right?

27
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And they go up the old nozzle and...

28
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All the organs would come out.
Except for the heart.

29
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How come?

30
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Because they believed
you needed your heart

31
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to be judged in the Underworld

32
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and only the worthiest would be allowed
to pass through the Field of Reeds.

33
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And did it suck for you?
Getting rejected from the Field of Reeds?

34
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That doesn't make sense
'cause I'm not dead, am I?

35
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- Stevie.
- Am I...

36
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- That better not be you again.
- Sorry, Donna. Yeah, sorry. Got it.

37
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There we go.

38
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Don't know how many times
I have to tell you this.

39
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You're not the bloody tour guide, Stevie.

40
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Steven, actually. I am... Steven.

41
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No, you're bloody useless

42
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unless you're actually doing
what you're paid to do,

43
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which is to sell these to children.

44
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Got it.

45
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Hello.

46
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- Hello.
- How's the sugar trade going?

47
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I don't know what this
has to do with Egypt really.

48
00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:03,625
They didn't have that
back then, did they? No.

49
00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,500
They liked figs and dates, and...

50
00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:10,125
My next tour's here but just checking,
we still on for 7:00 tomorrow?

51
00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:15,375
- "7:00 tomorrow"?
- "Best steak in town"?

52
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- Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.

53
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Sorry. But...

54
00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,916
- What?
- Are you asking me out?

55
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You're funny. I'll see you then.

56
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Stevie, you absolute rascal.
I didn't know you had taken a crack.

57
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I didn't know either.

58
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Hang on, did she say steak?

59
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What in the world's a bloody vegan
gonna eat in a steak house?

60
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I don't know, Donna. Salad? Bread?

61
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Yeah, I can see why she went for it.
Real catch you are.

62
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- Bring those hippos up here, will you?
- Yeah, sure.

63
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Taweret. The hippo, Goddess Taweret.
Oh, Donna, that reminds me.

64
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When I was coming in this morning,
I saw the banners outside.

65
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And that's what made you
late for work again, was it?

66
00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:08,291
No. Sorry about that.

67
00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:10,216
- The bus came early...
- Third time this week

68
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- you've shuffled in like a lazy sod.
- I know.

69
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That's why you'll be
on inventory this week. Well done.

70
00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:16,916
All right. Aye, aye, Captain.

71
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But no. I wanted to tell you that

72
00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,333
the banners and the posters
of the Ennead...

73
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- The what?
- The Ennead?

74
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You know, like,
the super group of Egyptian gods?

75
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- You got Horus, Osiris, Tefnut...
- Stop, please.

76
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If this is some weird audition
to tour guide here, the answer's still no.

77
00:07:32,541 --> 00:07:35,541
No. What I'm trying...
That's actually crushing to hear.

78
00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,666
But what I'm trying to point out...

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I'm not trying to slag off marketing,
but there's been a major blunder

80
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because they've got seven gods here,
and the Ennead has nine.

81
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I fired two of them for bein' late.

82
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Listen, if you don't stop natterin' at me,
I swear I'll shove you in a sarcophagus.

83
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You can tell the pharaoh in there
what's wrong with them and all.

84
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- Go on.
- All right.

85
00:07:57,666 --> 00:08:00,166
- Go. Now. Oh, leave it.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.

86
00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,000
Just leave it. Get out. Go away from me.

87
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,750
All right, always lovely to chat.

88
00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:15,083
- Hey. Good night, J.B.
- Good night, Scotty.

89
00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,291
- See ya, mate.
- Scotty?

90
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,791
It's Steven. With a "V".

91
00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:22,958
Huh.

92
00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:25,875
See you tomorrow.

93
00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:31,000
Honestly, it's like
my body wants to get up

94
00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:35,166
and wander about, you know, like it
has to get the 10,000 steps in.

95
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,375
You know? And I don't even
know about it until I wake up wherever.

96
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,916
That's why I try to stay awake
at night. What do you think?

97
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,041
Nah. You're right. I mean, I guess

98
00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,625
there are stranger things
that people do, but...

99
00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:52,083
No? Well, I think
it's a bit... I'm sorry.

100
00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:55,625
Extra pralines for the man himself.

101
00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,333
So, the girl I was telling you about,
the one from work.

102
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- We're going on a date tomorrow.
- Excuse me.

103
00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,208
- Can you take our picture with him?
- Sure.

104
00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:04,750
- Thank you.
- We're going on a date.

105
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,333
I didn't even ask her.
I don't know how it happened.

106
00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:10,083
One. Two. Three.

107
00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,375
- There you are. Cheers.
- Thank you.

108
00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,750
- Don't forget the tip.
- Oh, yes.

109
00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:18,708
- Cheers.
- Thank you.

110
00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:23,958
Anyway, if I am gonna have
a girlfriend, at some point,

111
00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:28,458
obviously can't have
ankle restraints on my bed, can I?

112
00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:31,500
That's like the definition
of a red flag, isn't it?

113
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You know what I mean, yeah?
Yeah, you know what I mean.

114
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Gotta figure something out.

115
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All right, I better jog on.

116
00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,416
Nice catching up.

117
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I will see you on the flip-flop.

118
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All right, laters.

119
00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:21,291
<i>Hello! And welcome to</i> Staying Awake.

120
00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:24,708
<i>Let's start with trying to solve a puzzle.</i>

121
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,666
<i>Solving puzzles is a great way
to keep your mind awake.</i>

122
00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,500
<i>Bored with puzzles? Try a book.</i>

123
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,583
<i>Reading can keep
your mind alert and focused.</i>

124
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,750
<i>Imagine being in the story you're reading.</i>

125
00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,500
<i>Is there an exciting chapter
you'd like to be a part of?</i>

126
00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:45,500
<i>Just remember, you'll need about
five hours to keep your natural self.</i>

127
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:50,083
<i>Hello! And welcome to</i>
Staying Awake.

128
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,458
<i>Let's start with trying to solve a puzzle.</i>

129
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,333
<i>Solving puzzles is a great way
to keep your mind awake.</i>

130
00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:56,791
<i>Bored with puzzles?</i>

131
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,041
<i>Try a book.</i>

132
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:03,333
<i>Hello! Reading... Is there a chapter
you'd like to be a part of?</i>

133
00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:17,791
Oh, my God.

134
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,291
Ah!

135
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,375
Oh, that was weird.
What happened?

136
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,125
What... What was that?

137
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,958
<i>- Go back to sleep, worm.</i>
- Hello?

138
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:50,541
<i>- You're not supposed to be here.</i>
- Yep. I completely agree.

139
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:55,541
- Where are you?
<i>- Surrender the body to Marc.</i>

140
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,750
Sorry, what? "The body"? What...

141
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:04,208
- "Surrender the body"? What body?
<i>- Oh, the idiot's in control.</i>

142
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,500
Hello.

143
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,250
Hi...

144
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,041
What are you doing?

145
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,541
No, no, no!

146
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,750
<i>Don't just stand there. Run!</i>

147
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,041
No, no, no! No! Please!

148
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,083
<i>He's heading for the village.</i>

149
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,791
What a beautiful day.

150
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,166
It's like we're in Heaven.
Only it's not Heaven, is it?

151
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:53,833
It's a darkness. Sometimes
it hides in our very hearts.

152
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,083
We are here to make the Earth
as much like Heaven as possible.

153
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,875
Who'd like to go first?

154
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:07,500
You're a brave man.
Offering your soul for judgment.

155
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:11,291
Wanting to serve our goddess
even before she wakes.

156
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:23,083
I judge you in Ammit's name
with but a fraction of her power.

157
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,666
This is the face of a good man.

158
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,271
Thank you.

159
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,041
Who would like to go next?

160
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,750
Please, Harrow. I must know.

161
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,041
Call me Arthur. Come.

162
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:59,041
Will you accept your scales,
regardless of the outcome?

163
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,250
Yes.

164
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,291
I'm sorry.

165
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,916
I've been good my entire life.

166
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,291
I believe you.

167
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:24,750
But the scales see everything.
Perhaps it's something that lies ahead.

168
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:29,791
Well... I wish you could live
to see the world we make.

169
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,333
Yet, Ammit has decided.

170
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,958
I'm sorry. There was
a problem with the exchange.

171
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,000
We got ambushed.
Someone killed two of our men.

172
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,833
Is he still here?

173
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,000
We think so, yes.

174
00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:10,041
- Oh, bollocks.
- You...

175
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,541
I know you.

176
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,333
Me? Hi, uh...

177
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,958
Mercenary.

178
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,125
"Mercenary"? No, no. I'm not a mercenary.

179
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,458
No, I'm a gift shop-ist.

180
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,333
I work at a gift shop.
My name's Steven Grant.

181
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,625
Uh...

182
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,375
I'm trying to get back home.
Back to London.

183
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:36,583
London?
Don't know why I'm saying it like that.

184
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,791
- Well, Steven Grant of the gift shop.
- Yeah?

185
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:44,083
- Will you return the scarab?
- The... The what? Oh, all right.

186
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,291
Yeah, the... Oh, you mean...

187
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:50,833
<i>- You will give him nothing.</i>
- Here.

188
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:59,166
I strongly encourage you to return that.

189
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,208
I'm not... I'm...

190
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,666
I'm try...

191
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:10,916
Come on, now. It's like
my fingers froze.

192
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,708
But here's some of that... I don't know,
maybe it's the high altitude or something.

193
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,833
Ah!

194
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,208
There, take it. So strange. Sorry, but...

195
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,041
- I will not ask again.
- I didn't do that on purpose.

196
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,583
I don't know what's happening.

197
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,458
There we go. Just take it,
take it, take it, take it.

198
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,767
- Oh, God! Now I'm trying to stop my legs.
- Take him!

199
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:35,875
I can't... I'm trying to stop my legs from
moving. I'm trying to give it to you.

200
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,000
- Wait, wait, wait!
- It's all right.

201
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,875
I'm trying, mate.
I swear I'm trying to give it to you.

202
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:44,916
Got it!

203
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,875
<i>No. The idiot's back.</i>

204
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,250
Ah...

205
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,666
Oh...

206
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,500
Sorry.

207
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,375
Oh, God.

208
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,833
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna go, all right? Yeah.

209
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,208
Oh, God. Oh, God.

210
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:12,708
I see you're angry. I know
I've made you angry. I'm sorry, yeah?

211
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,958
Please, I don't...

212
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,916
Oh, God.

213
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,833
<i>Don't you dare
drop the scarab.</i>

214
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,375
All right, all right, all right!

215
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,916
That is my van! That is my van!

216
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:43,708
What am I doing? What am I doing?
I don't even have my license.

217
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,916
Oh, my God.

218
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,833
Bugger, there's so many of them.

219
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,958
This has to be a dream.
This has to be a dream.

220
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,041
They're gonna kill me.
They're gonna kill me.

221
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:02,291
Come on, you bloody
cupcake van! Move it!

222
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:27,000
Come on! Move your ass!
Thank you. So sorry. Thank you.

223
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250
Charming.

224
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:52,500
Wait, wait, wait! I'm sorry, I'm sorry
about the cupcake. No, no, no!

225
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,791
<i>Wake up, Marc! If he loses
the scarab, I'll kill you both.</i>

226
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,666
I don't understand what's happening!

227
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,333
<i>- Truck, stupid!</i>
- What?

228
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,458
<i>Truck!</i>

229
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,458
No!

230
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,125
Oh, no, no, no!

231
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,291
Huh? Oh, God.

232
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,375
I'm driving backwards.

233
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,791
<i>- Did he just throw the gun?</i>
- I don't know what I'm doing.

234
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,750
<i>Then leave us be, parasite!</i>

235
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,250
Oh, come on, come on.

236
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,041
Oh, shit!

237
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,250
Oh, God.

238
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,666
Oh, God.

239
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,958
<i>What Neanderthals dreamed of.
The paleoanthropologists...</i>

240
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,208
How we doin', Gus? You sleep all right?

241
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,458
Hmm?

242
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,916
I wonder what fishes dream about.

243
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,625
What the... Fish.

244
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,666
What do you mean, "grew back"?

245
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,708
Yesterday, that fish had one fin.
It was like that when I bought him.

246
00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:25,875
- Today, what do you see?
- I see two...

247
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:29,000
Two fins! Yeah, sorry.
But, yeah, he's got two fins now.

248
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,875
So, is that normal, or...

249
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,541
Well, if you wanna
swap it, go ahead.

250
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,625
But, like I said yesterday,
they've all got...

251
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,583
What do you mean?
I wasn't here yesterday.

252
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:37,708
Yeah, all right.

253
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,666
Look, as I said, they've all got two fins.

254
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,625
I don't care what that Nemo movie says.

255
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:45,291
Find a pet shop that sells
disabled fish and go there.

256
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:48,208
- I don't have time for this.
- Wait, is that... Is that clock right?

257
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:49,916
No, that's impossible,
I just woke up.

258
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,750
Are you mad? The fish is wrong,
the time is wrong. You're not quite right.

259
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,708
Bugger, I've got a date.
Sorry, I've got a date.

260
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:05,666
All right.

261
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,125
You look like a knob.

262
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:18,916
We still expecting one more?

263
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,375
Yes. It's not looking so good, is it?

264
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,500
<i>Punchy. Calling me now?</i>

265
00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:45,791
What? What do you mean? I'm at
the restaurant for steak. It's steak time.

266
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,791
<i>Yeah, I ate steak by myself, thanks.
Two days ago.</i>

267
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:53,416
What? I thought we said Friday? Today.

268
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:56,291
<i>Right. Welcome to Sunday.</i>

269
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:02,250
Come on, no. I think Friday
still comes after Thursday, doesn't it?

270
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,541
<i>It doesn't change the fact
that today is Sunday,</i>

271
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,416
<i>which means "lose my number."</i>

272
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,416
<i>Cheers.</i>

273
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,916
But...

274
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,750
Sorry, what day is it today?

275
00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:18,750
- Sunday, sir.
- No.

276
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,208
Is it...

277
00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:21,541
Really?

278
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,666
The kitchen's closing soon.

279
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:30,208
Okay. Um... You know what?

280
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,250
I'll have a steak, please.

281
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,583
Sure. What cut would you like?

282
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,333
I see.

283
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,458
Um...

284
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,083
I'll have the best bit of the...

285
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:47,166
The steak.
That's the bit that I want.

286
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:51,708
The center-cut's fillet.
And how would you like that?

287
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,458
Good, yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah.

288
00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,208
- I'll... I'll put you for well done.
- Okay. All right.

289
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:03,083
Yeah. That sounds delicious.

290
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,125
Yeah, you know,
I think she really liked me.

291
00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,291
She loved the flowers. Yeah.

292
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,500
Yeah, well, I'm gonna
bring her around soon, I think.

293
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:25,041
Yeah, I think you'd love her.
Yeah, she's got a great sense of humor.

294
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:29,958
So... Anyway, I'll tell you more about it
tomorrow. Love you. Laters, gators.

295
00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:10,500
Do you want some?

296
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,083
All right.

297
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,916
You can have some sprinkles.

298
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:30,083
If you're Gus,
I'm the bloody Queen of Sheba.

299
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:47,916
What's this?

300
00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:24,708
What is this about?

301
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,916
There we are.

302
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,250
All right.

303
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,333
Layla.

304
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:19,166
Yeah?

305
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:20,708
<i>Oh, my God, you're alive.</i>

306
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,250
- Yeah, all right.
<i>- That's it?</i>

307
00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:26,000
<i>I've been texting
and calling you for months.</i>

308
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,500
<i>You couldn't give me
any sign that you were okay?</i>

309
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,666
<i>I thought something</i>
<i>happened to you.</i>

310
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,958
<i>Where are you?
Where've you been?</i>

311
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,166
Uh...

312
00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:36,458
<i>Hello? You...</i>

313
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,625
Sorry, I just found this phone in my flat,

314
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:42,333
and I'm just trying
to figure out whose it is.

315
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:44,291
<i>- What is with this accent?</i>
- What?

316
00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:46,250
<i>What is happening right now?</i>

317
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,250
Sorry, who do you think I am?

318
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,333
<i>What do you mean, "who"?
What's wrong with you, Marc?</i>

319
00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,541
What did you just call me?

320
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,083
Who is this?

321
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,125
Why did you call me "Marc"?

322
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,458
Hello?

323
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,750
No, no, no. Come on.

324
00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:14,161
<i>Steven.</i>

325
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:18,625
<i>Steven.</i>

326
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:24,250
- Hello?
<i>- Steven.</i>

327
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:30,250
<i>- You need to stop.</i>
- Who said that?

328
00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:39,500
<i>- You're gonna get yourself in trouble.</i>
- Oh, no, no, no, mate.

329
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:41,291
Someone's having a laugh.

330
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,791
Oh, God. Oh, God.

331
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,416
Bloody hell.

332
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:07,625
What the...

333
00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:21,875
<i>Steven.</i>

334
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,041
<i>Stop looking.</i>

335
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,416
Oh, God. What's happening?

336
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:33,958
What's happening?

337
00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:38,583
Oh, God!

338
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:13,666
No, G. G, G. Let's go.
Come on. Ground floor.

339
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,041
Hold the door.

340
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:41,525
Thank you.

341
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:52,750
Hiya.

342
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:54,791
- Hi.
- You all right?

343
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,041
Fine. Thank you.

344
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,583
Just lost my contact lens.

345
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:01,791
Hope you find it.

346
00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,333
Electrical problems
in the building, innit?

347
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,916
Always the same, isn't it?

348
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,916
- Are we back on the fifth floor?
- Yes, the fifth.

349
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,708
My friend Claire lives here.
I'm visiting her.

350
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,883
She's expecting me.

351
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,500
What's going on?

352
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:53,000
Oh, my God. He's real.

353
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:03,666
Hey, J.B., how you doin', mate?

354
00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,125
- How's it going, Scotty? All right, mate.
- It's Steven.

355
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,000
- Are you watching otter videos again?
- They're adorable, mate.

356
00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,458
Great, yeah. Cool. Listen, man,

357
00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:13,750
I need you to keep an eye out,
'cause I'm being followed.

358
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:16,208
- Really, mate?
- Yeah. Will you just,

359
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:19,500
- like, not let anyone in, yeah?
- It's a museum. That'll be difficult.

360
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,750
Obviously. I just mean,
like, anyone dodgy.

361
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,708
Anyone who wants
to come in can, it's free.

362
00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:26,125
- I get it. This man...
- Can you take these downstairs?

363
00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,666
- Wait. I know.
- Gotta go, it's Mom.

364
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,833
- I get it. Just a second.
- Take it downstairs now.

365
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:32,625
- Just help me out...
- Can you take this downstairs, please?

366
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:35,250
Oh, my God.
That man was on the bus.

367
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,500
I don't give a monkey's.
Take these downstairs...

368
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:40,875
Will you...
Please, just give me a minute?

369
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,958
Yeah? Thanks, Donna.

370
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,833
You're still on inventory tonight.

371
00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,916
- So you really do work here.
- Oh, God.

372
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,416
I'd assumed Steven Grant was an alias.
Imagine my surprise to find you here.

373
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,291
Excuse me, Ronnie. This man
right here has been following me.

374
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:12,041
- Now, I don't know...
- Praise Ammit.

375
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:17,250
- Thank you.
- Ronnie, you're part of this?

376
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,625
Mate, I don't have
your bloody beetle. I swear. I...

377
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:27,333
Oh, no. The scarab doesn't belong to me.
It belongs to her. Do you know Ammit?

378
00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:30,958
Do I know Ammit... No, not personally.

379
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,541
Egyptian deity, right?

380
00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,250
World's first bogeyman.

381
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:39,541
She was only
the bogeyman for evildoers.

382
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,791
- Right.
- She grew weary of having to wait

383
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:44,375
for sinners to commit their crime
before punishing them.

384
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,250
Would you wait to weed a garden
till after the roses were dead?

385
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:48,750
I wouldn't do that.

386
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:52,458
The justice of Ammit surveys
the whole of our lives.

387
00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:54,500
- Got it.
- Past, present, future.

388
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,708
She knows what we've done,
and what we will do.

389
00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:59,833
Great. Okay. Well, the books
must have left that part out.

390
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:08,375
Consider this...

391
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:11,791
Had Ammit been free, she would have

392
00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,375
prevented Hitler
and the destruction he wrought.

393
00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:18,583
Nero, the Armenian genocide, Pol Pot.

394
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:21,041
- Not nice people.
- But she was betrayed.

395
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,750
- Was she?
- By indolent fellow gods.

396
00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:27,291
By even her own Avatar.

397
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,125
"Avatars." Blue people.
Love that film.

398
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:32,416
- By Avatar, what I mean...
- You mean the anime?

399
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,958
- Steven. Stop it.
- Are you going to kill me?

400
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,791
It's maddening, isn't it?

401
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,250
The voice in your head.

402
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,250
Relentless, forever unsatisfied.

403
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:56,291
No matter how hard you try to please,

404
00:35:57,291 --> 00:36:00,208
it devours you
until there's nothing left

405
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:02,583
but a hollow shell.

406
00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:05,250
And the more you ask for help,

407
00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:08,666
the more you begin to sound
like the boy who cried wolf.

408
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,291
I can't help you.

409
00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:14,083
I am trying to help you.

410
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,083
I saw you kill that woman in the Alps.

411
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:21,958
I only told her what
millions more will soon learn.

412
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:24,750
Do you wanna know the truth?

413
00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:47,333
There's chaos in you.

414
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,041
There's what?

415
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,291
Let him go.

416
00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:36,166
Oh, bloody hell.

417
00:37:40,916 --> 00:37:43,333
Hello? Donna?

418
00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:48,125
Pets allowed in the museum.

419
00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,125
Here, boy.

420
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:54,166
Hello?

421
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Where are you, you little bugger?

422
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,583
What are you doing, Steven?

423
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,333
Here, boy.

424
00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:13,916
Hello?

425
00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,333
Oh, classic.

426
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,375
I hear you, can you hear me?

427
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,333
Oh.

428
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,958
Yeah.

429
00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,375
<i>Steven Grant of the gift shop.</i>

430
00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:01,250
<i>Give me the scarab
and you won't be torn apart.</i>

431
00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,291
Good Lord!

432
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:36,541
Oh, God!

433
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,625
Oh, God.

434
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,333
<i>Steven...</i>

435
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,041
<i>Steven, I can save us.</i>

436
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:50,083
<i>But I can't have you
fightin' me this time.</i>

437
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,291
<i>You need to give me control.
You understand?</i>

438
00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:55,958
No, what... Control of what?
What are you talking about?

439
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:59,416
That thing's about to break through
the door. We're out of time.

440
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,916
- All right, hey. Listen to me.
- Damn it! No!

441
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,083
- Listen. Look at me.
- No!

442
00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:04,500
- Look at me.
- You're not real!

443
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:07,041
- This is real. I'm real.
- No! You're not real.

444
00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:10,083
- None of this is real.
- Yes. Steven. You gotta give me control.

445
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,583
It's the only way.

446
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:14,791
- Oh, God. I'm gonna die.
- You... Steven.

447
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:17,458
- I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
- Look at me.

448
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,458
You're not gonna die.