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早，小葛，我的單鰭小天使
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媽，是我，跟你問好
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我收到你的明信片了
現在放在小葛的魚缸上
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牠很好，可是不太爽
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一直問我怎麼不帶牠出門
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也許有一天會吧
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牠很想出來，可是只有一片鰭很難
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好了，媽，我很好，還不錯
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每天醒來還是像被公車撞到
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如果你…
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老哥，還在賣舊刷子和掃把？
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就在我家門口…我沒意見，再見
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媽，可惜你沒接到電話
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明天再打給你，再見囉
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糟糕，等一下
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可惡
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乾杯
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你看看
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看來有人…
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把吉薩大金字塔當成垃圾山
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裡面又沒東西
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或許沒有
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可是在那裡面
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有邪惡的東西
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你看，他們會拿大金屬鉤
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伸進鼻孔再往上拉
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所有器官就勾出來了，除了心臟以外
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為什麼？
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他們相信需要有心臟
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才能在冥界接受審判
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只有最尊貴的人才能通過蘆葦平原
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你覺得不公平嗎？不能通過蘆葦平原
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沒有這個問題，因為我沒死啊
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- 史提維
- 我…
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- 最好不要又是你
- 抱歉，唐娜，我來
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好了
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我跟你講過多少次了
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你不是導覽員，史提維
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其實是史蒂芬，我叫史蒂芬
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你誰都不是
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除非做好你份內的工作
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就是把這些賣給小朋友
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瞭解
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你好
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- 你好
- 糖果賣得如何？
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不知道這跟埃及有什麼關係
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當時沒這玩意吧？沒有
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他們喜歡無花果和椰棗
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我下個導覽團來了
我們明天還是約7點？
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- 明天7點？
- 全市最棒的牛排？
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- 對
- 好
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抱歉，可是…
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- 怎樣？
- 你在約我出去嗎？
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你真搞笑，到時候見
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史提維，你真壞
我不知道你主動出擊了
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我也不知道
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她說牛排嗎？
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吃素的去牛排館能吃什麼？
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不曉得，沙拉？麵包？
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我懂她為何答應，你挺帥的
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- 把那些河馬拿上來
- 沒問題
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塔威蕾，河馬女神，唐娜，我想到了
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早上來上班時我看到外面的布條
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你又遲到是它們害的嗎？
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不好意思
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- 公車提早到…
- 這星期三次了
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- 遲到大王
- 我知道
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所以這週你負責盤點，很好
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是，長官
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不，我想跟你說九柱神的布條和海報…
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- 什麼？
- 九柱神
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就像埃及神明的超級團體
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- 有荷魯斯、歐西里斯、泰芙努特…
- 拜託別說了
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就算你是來應徵導覽員，答案還是不行
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不，我想…聽你這麼說好難過
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我是想指出
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我不想批評行銷部，可是出了大紕漏
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上面有七個神，九柱神卻有九個
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他們有兩人遲到被我開除了
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你要是再對我碎碎唸
我絕對把你塞進石棺裡
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有問題去跟裡面的法老說
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- 你走吧
- 好
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- 走吧，別管了
- 對不起
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放著，出去，走開
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好，很高興跟你聊天
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- 晚安，傑比
- 晚安，史考提
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- 再見
- 史考提？
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是史蒂芬，芬芳的芬
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明天見
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真的，我的身體想要起來
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到處走，好像得走一萬步
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我根本不曉得，直到我醒過來
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所以我晚上想醒著，你認為呢？
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不，你說得對
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有人做的事情更怪，不過…
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不會？我認為有點…抱歉
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果仁糖給你吃
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我跟你說的那個女同事
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- 我們明天要約會
- 不好意思
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- 能幫我們和他拍照嗎？
- 沒問題
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- 謝謝
- 我們要去約會
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我根本沒問她，不曉得怎麼搞的
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一、二、三
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- 好了
- 謝謝
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- 別忘了給小費
- 對
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- 再見
- 謝謝
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總之我以後會交到女朋友
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床上不能出現腳踝束帶吧？
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那算是地雷吧？
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懂我意思嗎？你懂我意思
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我得想想辦法
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好，我該走了
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很高興跟你聊
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我們回頭見
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再見
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你好，歡迎來到「保持清醒」
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我們從解謎開始
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解謎是讓腦袋清醒的好辦法
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覺得解謎無聊？那就看書
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閱讀能使腦袋靈活專注
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想像置身於你所讀的故事中
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想參與哪個刺激的章節嗎？
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記住，你需要五小時才能保持自然
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你好，歡迎來到「保持清醒」
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我們從解謎開始
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解謎是讓腦袋清醒的好辦法
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覺得解謎無聊？
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那就看書
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你好，閱讀…
想參與哪個刺激的章節嗎？
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天啊
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好奇怪，怎麼回事？
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那是什麼？
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- 繼續睡覺，懶蟲
- 是誰？
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- 你不該在這裡
- 我完全同意
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- 你在哪裡？
- 將身體交給馬克
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什麼？身體？
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- 交出身體？什麼身體？
- 被那個白癡控制了
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你好
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嗨
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你在幹嘛？
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不…
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- 別杵在那裡，快跑
- 不…拜託
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他跑向村子去了
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天氣真好
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宛如置身天堂，但這不是天堂
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這是黑暗，有時躲在我們心裡
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我們想盡量讓地球變成天堂
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誰想先開始？
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你很勇敢，交出靈魂接受審判
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想在我們的女神醒來前事奉她
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以阿米特之名
我只用她的一絲力量審判你
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這是一個好人的臉
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謝謝
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下一位是誰？
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求求你，哈羅，我必須知道
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叫我亞瑟，過來
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你願意不顧後果，接受你的天秤嗎？
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願意
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對不起
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我一生循規蹈矩
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我相信你
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但天秤看透一切
或許是即將發生的某件事
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但願你能活著看見我們創造的世界
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但阿米特已做了決定
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抱歉，交換出了問題
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我們遭到突襲，有人殺了我們兩個人
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他還在這裡嗎？
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我們認為還在
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- 糟糕
- 你…
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我認得你
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我？你好
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傭兵
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傭兵？我不是傭兵，我是禮品店店員
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我在禮品店上班，我叫史蒂芬葛蘭特
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我想回家，回倫敦
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倫敦？我幹嘛用這腔調
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- 禮品店的史蒂芬葛蘭特
- 是
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- 你能歸還聖甲蟲嗎？
- 什麼？好啦
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好，你是說…
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- 千萬別給他
- 拿去
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我強烈建議你還給我
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我沒…我…
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快啊…我手指僵住了
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這…可能是高海拔的關係
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拿去，好奇怪，抱歉
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- 我不會再問你一遍
- 我不是故意的
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我不知道自己怎麼了
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好了，快拿…
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- 天啊，我在阻止我的腿
- 抓住他
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我想阻止我的腿移動，我想給你
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- 等一下…
- 沒事
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我在想辦法，我發誓我想給你
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拿到了
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不，白癡回來了
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抱歉
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天啊
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我要走了，好嗎？
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天啊
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我知道你生氣，我惹你生氣，對不起
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拜託，我不…
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天啊
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- 你敢掉了聖甲蟲看看
- 好啦…
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這是我的車…
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我在幹嘛？我根本沒帶駕照
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天啊，慘了，他們有好多輛
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這一定是夢
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他們會殺了我
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該死的蛋糕車，開快點
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快點，讓路
謝謝，抱歉，謝謝
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真有禮貌
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等一下…抱歉砸你蛋糕，不…
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醒來，馬克
如果他失去聖甲蟲，我會殺了你們倆
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我不懂發生什麼事
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- 卡車，笨蛋
- 什麼？
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卡車
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不！
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不…
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天啊
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我在倒車
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- 他把槍丟了嗎？
- 我不知道自己在幹嘛
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那就別管我們，寄生蟲
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快啊
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靠
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尼安德塔人做的夢，古人類學家…
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00:21:49,921 --> 00:21:51,838
怎樣，小葛？睡得好嗎？
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00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,921
不知道魚都夢到什麼
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00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:17,630
搞什麼…魚
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00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,671
什麼叫長回來？
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00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:23,713
昨天這條魚只有一片鰭
我買的時候就那樣
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00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:25,880
- 今天，你看到什麼？
- 我看到兩…
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00:22:25,963 --> 00:22:29,005
兩片鰭，抱歉，牠現在有兩片鰭
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00:22:29,088 --> 00:22:30,880
這樣正常還是…
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00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,546
你想換的話就換
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00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:34,630
我昨天說過，牠們…
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00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,588
什麼意思？昨天我沒來
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00:22:36,671 --> 00:22:37,713
好啦
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00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:40,671
我說過，牠們都有兩片鰭
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00:22:40,755 --> 00:22:42,630
我不管那部小丑魚電影怎麼說
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00:22:42,713 --> 00:22:45,296
去找有賣殘障魚的店
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00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:48,213
- 我沒空理你
- 等等，那個時鐘準嗎？
241
00:22:48,296 --> 00:22:49,921
不可能，我才剛醒來
242
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:53,755
你瘋啦？魚不對，時間不對
你不太對勁喔
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00:22:54,296 --> 00:22:56,713
我有約會，抱歉，我有約會
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00:23:04,546 --> 00:23:05,671
好
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00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,130
很挫
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00:23:17,046 --> 00:23:18,921
您還在等人嗎？
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00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:22,380
對，應該不會來了吧？
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00:23:37,505 --> 00:23:39,463
豬頭，現在才打給我？
249
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:45,796
什麼意思？我在牛排館，我們約吃牛排
250
00:23:46,713 --> 00:23:49,796
我一個人吃過了，兩天前
251
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,421
什麼？不是星期五嗎？今天
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00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:56,296
拜託，都星期天了
253
00:23:57,213 --> 00:24:02,088
不，星期五還是在星期四後面吧？
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00:24:02,421 --> 00:24:05,255
反正今天是星期天
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00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:08,421
可以丟掉我的號碼了，再見
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00:24:08,796 --> 00:24:09,921
可是…
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00:24:13,255 --> 00:24:15,755
抱歉，今天星期幾？
258
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:18,755
- 星期天
- 不
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00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:20,171
是…
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00:24:20,588 --> 00:24:21,463
真的嗎？
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00:24:22,005 --> 00:24:24,671
廚房快休息了
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00:24:27,296 --> 00:24:30,213
好，這樣吧
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00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:33,255
麻煩一份牛排
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00:24:34,088 --> 00:24:36,630
沒問題，您要哪個部位？
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00:24:38,338 --> 00:24:39,338
我想想
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00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:44,088
我要最好的部位
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00:24:45,046 --> 00:24:47,088
給我來一份
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00:24:48,046 --> 00:24:51,713
中段菲力，想吃幾分熟？
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00:24:52,796 --> 00:24:55,421
很好，非常好…
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00:24:57,338 --> 00:25:00,213
- 幫您做全熟
- 好
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00:25:00,296 --> 00:25:03,088
聽起來很好吃
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00:25:12,088 --> 00:25:15,130
其實，我想她真的喜歡我
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00:25:15,505 --> 00:25:18,296
她很喜歡那些花
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00:25:18,755 --> 00:25:21,505
我很快就會帶她回家
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00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:25,046
你會喜歡她，她很有幽默感
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00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:29,796
總之，明天再跟你說，愛你，再見囉
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00:26:08,921 --> 00:26:10,505
你想吃嗎？
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00:26:14,046 --> 00:26:15,046
好
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00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,921
你可以吃一點點
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00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:30,046
如果你是小葛，我就是示巴女王
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00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:47,880
這什麼？
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00:27:23,421 --> 00:27:24,588
怎麼搞的？
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00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:51,796
有了
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00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,255
好
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00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:01,755
蕾拉
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00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:19,171
喂？
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00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:20,713
天啊，你還活著
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00:28:20,796 --> 00:28:23,213
- 對啊
- 就這樣？
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00:28:23,796 --> 00:28:26,005
我傳訊息打電話給你好幾個月
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00:28:26,088 --> 00:28:28,505
你就不能告訴我你沒事嗎？
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00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,671
我以為你出事了
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00:28:30,755 --> 00:28:32,963
你在哪？跑到哪去了？
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00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,213
喂？你…
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00:28:37,088 --> 00:28:39,630
抱歉，我剛在家裡發現這支手機
295
00:28:39,713 --> 00:28:42,338
正在想是誰的
296
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,296
- 幹嘛用這種口音？
- 什麼？
297
00:28:44,921 --> 00:28:46,255
現在是怎麼回事？
298
00:28:46,338 --> 00:28:49,255
抱歉，你以為我是誰？
299
00:28:49,338 --> 00:28:52,338
什麼誰？你在搞什麼，馬克？
300
00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:55,546
你叫我什麼？
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00:28:57,130 --> 00:28:58,088
你是誰？
302
00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:02,130
你怎麼叫我馬克？
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00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:05,130
喂？
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00:29:07,921 --> 00:29:09,588
不…別這樣
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00:29:13,088 --> 00:29:14,088
史蒂芬
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00:29:17,546 --> 00:29:18,630
史蒂芬
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00:29:21,921 --> 00:29:24,255
- 有人嗎？
- 史蒂芬
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00:29:27,213 --> 00:29:30,255
- 你必須停止
- 誰說的？
309
00:29:36,463 --> 00:29:39,505
- 你會惹禍上身
- 不…
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00:29:39,588 --> 00:29:41,296
有人在開玩笑
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00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:03,296
真是的
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00:30:20,796 --> 00:30:21,880
史蒂芬
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00:30:23,463 --> 00:30:25,046
別找了
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00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,421
天啊，怎麼搞的？
315
00:30:32,963 --> 00:30:33,921
怎麼回事？
316
00:30:37,213 --> 00:30:38,463
天啊
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00:31:09,755 --> 00:31:13,671
一樓…快，一樓
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00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:39,588
先別關門
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00:31:40,171 --> 00:31:41,463
謝謝
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00:31:51,755 --> 00:31:52,755
你好
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00:31:53,296 --> 00:31:54,755
- 你好
- 你還好嗎？
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00:31:55,421 --> 00:31:56,755
沒事，謝謝
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00:31:57,255 --> 00:31:59,588
我隱形眼鏡掉了
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00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:01,796
希望你能找到
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00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,338
大樓的電有問題吧？
326
00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:06,921
老毛病了
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00:32:07,713 --> 00:32:09,921
- 我們回到六樓了嗎？
- 對，六樓
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00:32:10,005 --> 00:32:12,463
我朋友克萊兒住這裡，我來找她
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00:32:13,171 --> 00:32:14,296
她在等我
330
00:32:17,338 --> 00:32:18,505
怎麼回事？
331
00:32:50,255 --> 00:32:53,046
天啊，他是真的
332
00:33:02,338 --> 00:33:03,671
傑比，你好嗎？
333
00:33:03,755 --> 00:33:06,130
- 你好嗎，史考提？
- 史蒂芬
334
00:33:06,213 --> 00:33:09,005
- 又在看那部水獺影片嗎？
- 牠們超可愛
335
00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:10,463
很好，聽我說
336
00:33:10,546 --> 00:33:13,755
我要你幫我留意，我被跟蹤了
337
00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:16,255
- 真的嗎？
- 對，麻煩你
338
00:33:16,338 --> 00:33:19,505
- 別讓任何人進來
- 這是博物館，很難吧
339
00:33:19,588 --> 00:33:21,755
當然，我是說可疑的人
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00:33:21,838 --> 00:33:23,713
誰想進來都行，免門票
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00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:26,130
- 我懂，那個人…
- 你能拿到樓下嗎？
342
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,671
- 等等，我知道
- 該走了，我媽
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00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,838
- 等一下
- 馬上拿到樓下
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00:33:29,921 --> 00:33:32,630
- 幫幫我
- 能請你拿到樓下嗎？
345
00:33:32,963 --> 00:33:35,255
天啊，公車上那個人
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00:33:35,338 --> 00:33:37,505
我不管，拿到樓下…
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00:33:37,588 --> 00:33:40,880
能請你等我一下嗎？
348
00:33:40,963 --> 00:33:42,838
謝謝你，唐娜
349
00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:45,671
今晚你還是要盤點
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00:34:00,713 --> 00:34:02,921
- 你真的在這裡上班
- 天啊
351
00:34:03,005 --> 00:34:07,421
我以為史蒂芬葛蘭特是化名
在這裡找到你太意外了
352
00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:10,296
抱歉，朗尼，這個人在跟蹤我
353
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,088
- 我不知道…
- 讚美阿米特
354
00:34:13,463 --> 00:34:17,255
- 謝謝
- 朗尼，你也有份？
355
00:34:19,713 --> 00:34:22,630
老兄，我沒有你的甲蟲，我發誓
356
00:34:22,713 --> 00:34:27,046
不，聖甲蟲不是我的
是她的，你知道阿米特嗎？
357
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,963
我知道阿米特嗎…不認識
358
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,463
埃及神明，對吧？
359
00:34:34,755 --> 00:34:36,255
世界最早的妖怪
360
00:34:36,338 --> 00:34:39,546
她對壞人來說才是妖怪
361
00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:41,796
- 是
- 她厭倦了等待
362
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,463
等罪人犯了罪才能懲罰他們
363
00:34:44,546 --> 00:34:47,255
你會等玫瑰枯死才除草嗎？
364
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:48,755
我不會
365
00:34:48,838 --> 00:34:52,463
阿米特的正義審視我們的生命
366
00:34:52,546 --> 00:34:54,505
- 瞭解
- 過去、現在、未來
367
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:56,713
她知道我們做過什麼，將會做什麼
368
00:34:56,796 --> 00:34:59,838
好，書上一定漏掉了這部分
369
00:35:07,296 --> 00:35:08,296
想想看
370
00:35:09,130 --> 00:35:11,796
要是阿米特獲得自由
371
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,380
她就會防止希特勒造成的破壞
372
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:18,588
尼祿、亞美尼亞種族滅絕、波布
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00:35:18,671 --> 00:35:21,046
- 都不是好人
- 但她遭到背叛
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00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:24,796
- 是嗎？
- 遭其他懶惰的神背叛
375
00:35:25,963 --> 00:35:27,338
甚至是她自己的阿凡達
376
00:35:27,421 --> 00:35:30,130
《阿凡達》，藍種人，我愛那部片
377
00:35:30,213 --> 00:35:32,421
- 我說的阿凡達是指…
- 你是說動漫嗎？
378
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,963
- 史蒂芬，停
- 你會殺了我嗎？
379
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,713
令人抓狂吧？
380
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,255
你腦中出現的聲音
381
00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:53,255
沒完沒了，永不滿足
382
00:35:53,838 --> 00:35:56,296
不管你多努力取悅它
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00:35:57,296 --> 00:36:00,213
它都會吞噬你，直到所剩無幾
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00:36:01,088 --> 00:36:02,588
僅存一具空殼
385
00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:05,296
你越求救
386
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,588
就越像喊狼來了的男孩
387
00:36:09,838 --> 00:36:11,296
我幫不了你
388
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,088
我是在幫你
389
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:18,005
我看到你在阿爾卑斯山殺了那個女人
390
00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:21,880
我只是告訴她
幾百萬人很快就會知道的事
391
00:36:23,296 --> 00:36:24,755
你想知道真相嗎？
392
00:36:45,713 --> 00:36:47,338
你的內心一片混亂
393
00:36:47,963 --> 00:36:49,046
內心什麼？
394
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:57,296
讓他走
395
00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:36,088
慘了
396
00:37:40,963 --> 00:37:43,171
有人嗎？唐娜？
397
00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:45,088
傑比？
398
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:48,130
博物館竟然允許帶寵物
399
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,130
哈囉
400
00:37:53,088 --> 00:37:54,171
有人嗎？
401
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,963
你在哪裡，小混蛋？
402
00:38:05,963 --> 00:38:07,421
你在做什麼，史蒂芬？
403
00:38:09,213 --> 00:38:10,255
哈囉
404
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,921
有人嗎？
405
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,338
真是的
406
00:38:21,671 --> 00:38:23,380
我聽見你了，你聽見我了嗎？
407
00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:30,963
找到了
408
00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:57,380
禮品店的史蒂芬葛蘭特
409
00:38:57,463 --> 00:39:01,255
交出聖甲蟲，你就能活命
410
00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:31,421
天啊
411
00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:36,546
天啊
412
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:40,630
天啊
413
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,338
史蒂芬
414
00:39:44,005 --> 00:39:45,921
史蒂芬，我能救我們
415
00:39:47,921 --> 00:39:50,088
但這次你不能反抗我
416
00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:53,296
你得給我控制權，懂嗎？
417
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,963
控制什麼？你在說什麼？
418
00:39:56,046 --> 00:39:59,421
那玩意就要破門而入，沒時間了
419
00:39:59,505 --> 00:40:01,921
- 好，聽我說
- 可惡，不！
420
00:40:02,005 --> 00:40:03,088
- 看著我
- 不
421
00:40:03,171 --> 00:40:04,505
- 看著我
- 你不是真的
422
00:40:04,588 --> 00:40:07,046
- 是真的，我是真的
- 你不是真的
423
00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:10,088
- 這一切都不是真的
- 是，史蒂芬，給我控制權
424
00:40:10,171 --> 00:40:11,588
只有這個辦法
425
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:14,796
- 我快死了
- 你…史蒂芬
426
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,463
- 我快死了…
- 看著我
427
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:19,463
你不會死
428
00:40:21,546 --> 00:40:22,796
讓我救我們
429
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:58,046
《月光騎士》
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00:45:29,213 --> 00:45:31,213
字幕翻譯： Aaron Wu