1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,426 -Jerry - This... -Jessie - What? 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,846 -Ali's real first name is Cassius. -Is George. 3 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,098 -No, that's Foreman. -Oh. 4 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:18,351 -Go on and get up there. I'm paying this guy. -I don't want him to... 5 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,895 Oh, for. goodness sakes. 6 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,397 Breakfast is served. 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,191 More grass. I feel like a cow. 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,735 That stuff is state-of-the-art. 9 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,611 That nutritionist does all of NASA. 10 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:32,115 -Next, you'll be launching me into space. -Jeanie, make sure 11 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,783 she drinks that whole thing, will you? 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,744 Put a wine spritzer in if you have to. 13 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,246 -Make it gin, and it's a deal. 14 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,748 Ah! Don't touch me! 15 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,083 I've asked you to do nothing... 16 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,961 -Frank How's she doin'? -Are you kiddin'? 17 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,213 She's about to get felt up by a guy half her age. 18 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,673 She's thrilled. 19 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,720 What? What's wrong with you? 20 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,555 I just told him the good news. 21 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:58,975 First-round playoff tickets went on sale. Sold out in a day. 22 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,727 That's a half a million dollars. 23 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,481 -That's great. -If we were playing in the first round. 24 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,066 Seattle lost. We clinched a bye. 25 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,443 That's two fewer home games. 26 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,112 And that's a half a million dollars in refunds. 27 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,531 Plus what we would have made in concessions. 28 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:17,118 -So we lose money by winning. -Welcome to the NBA. 29 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,412 Is there any chance we're still gonna break even? 30 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,080 If we make the finals 31 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,666 with an extended series, we'll get close. 32 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,001 Anything less than that... 33 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:27,670 She'll be working for the Great Western Bank. 34 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,798 Meanwhile, I know it's lousy timing, 35 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,549 but I need some more help. 36 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:35,178 -Marketing, PR, another full-time hire. -Yeah, sure. 37 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,346 Sure. Why not two, huh? 38 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,515 It's just a little bit more money that 39 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,682 we don't got in the first place. 40 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,352 -Huh? Go crazy. -I'm thinking Jeanie. 41 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,606 -Who? 42 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,734 -I'ma get that. You two, uh, têtê-à-têtê. 43 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,072 You mean my Jeanie? 44 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,991 -I know she's got lots going on. -She's taking care of my mother. 45 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,452 Right. Which is a top priority, of course. 46 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,538 Claire, it's the only priority. 47 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,581 Look, if she's spreading herself too thin at the office, 48 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,750 -she doesn't have to go there. -It's the opposite. 49 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,544 She's invaluable. 50 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,837 Even with everything going on. 51 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,713 I don't know how she does it, to be honest. 52 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,883 But this thing that we've built? It's her as much as anybody. 53 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,302 Probably more. And she has... 54 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,931 -earned this opportunity. -Don't mind me. I'm just... 55 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,476 -Sneaking up on me? -No, sir. 56 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,522 I'm glad she's been useful, 57 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,066 but we need her here, so get somebody else. 58 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,986 -Ay, marone. Fuck. Jerry? 59 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:35,113 What, Francis? More good news? 60 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,489 McKinney. 61 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:38,992 What happened with the test? 62 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:41,369 The doctor didn't clear him to coach? 63 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:42,745 Worse. He did. 64 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,206 And now Jack's saying he's ready to come back 65 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,626 and coach the playoffs, so long as you dump Westhead. 66 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,760 ("My Favorite Mutiny" by The Coup playing 67 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,516 Scout We've got McKinney's players 68 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:27,850 running McKinney's strategy 69 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:28,935 in McKinney's style. 70 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,353 All it's missing is McKinney. 71 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,146 Chick A few weeks ago, 72 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,690 Jack McKinney didn't have a skull. 73 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,984 Jerry, I wouldn't trust him to park my car. 74 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:41,447 Stick with the horse what brung you. That's Westhead. 75 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,325 -McKinney. He's the brains behind it all. -Brains mean shit 76 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,119 if he just spilled the best part on the pavement. 77 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,704 Scout He's never even coached a playoff game. 78 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,330 Scout We don't even know if Jack can process solid food. 79 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,374 We know that Paul's still eating Gerber's. 80 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,461 Westhead. McKinney. Westhead. McKinney. Westhead. McKinney... 81 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,715 Bill Alright already. He's heard enough. Dr. Buss? 82 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,800 What do you think? 83 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,265 Playoffs are starting in a week. 84 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,314 Who's it gonna be? 85 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,070 I think we ought to sleep on it. 86 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,530 No! N-no! No, 87 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,700 you do not fuckin' dump that turd on my fuckin' doorstep. 88 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:27,744 I'm not asking you to come back, Jerry. 89 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,997 -I'm just asking for your opinion, mano a mano. -Oh, yeah, right. 90 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,540 And then what, huh? 91 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,168 It's on fuckin' me. It's on my fuckin' conscience 92 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,294 when whomever I choose 93 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,088 craps the fuckin' bed. I know. Fuck that! 94 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,007 Fuck that and fuck you! 95 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,926 -Jerry, look at me... -No, I'm not-- Fuck, no. 96 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,386 Look at me. 97 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,435 I'm gonna tell you something I don't tell many people. 98 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,065 I am in over my head. 99 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,735 I bought this thing, and I own this thing, 100 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:04,113 and I love this thing. But you are this thing. 101 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,241 So, you... 102 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,827 You want-- You wanna know what I would do? 103 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,249 Fuck no. Beg somebody else. 104 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,502 Believe me, I've asked everybody. 105 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,003 Hell, I'm about to call a damn priest. 106 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,463 No! Don't fuckin'-- don't do that. 107 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:21,506 No, fuckin' chances are 108 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:22,965 he's rooting for the fuckin' Celtics. 109 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,050 So help me out here. 110 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,636 Westhead or McKinney? 111 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,513 No one has to know it came from you. 112 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,225 I just can't fuck this up. 113 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,648 Let me sleep on it. 114 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,664 Shit... 115 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:00,253 Chris Nice playoff suit, 116 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,463 but I think, ha, they wear this one 117 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,675 -with pants in Italy. -Yeah, I just hope I get to wear the fuckin' thing. 118 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,426 You're going to wear it in the playoffs. 119 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,720 As long as I'm not watching on TV. 120 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,103 Jack's pushing hard. 121 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:20,314 The doctors cleared him. Now, it's back in Buss' court. 122 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,817 Then, Buss'll judge it fair and square. 123 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,528 He likes Jack. He hired the guy. 124 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:29,949 Yeah, but that was before you and Paul delivered 50 wins. 125 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:34,328 What if this whole thing has just been a giant fuckin' tease? 126 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,331 Well then, at least you know that the suit fits. 127 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,666 Worst comes to worst, 128 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,919 you can wear it next year in Cleveland or wherever. 129 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,256 And I'll fly out once in a while 130 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,675 and admire it without the pants on. 131 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,889 What's our mantra? 132 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,934 Function forward. Control what we can. 133 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,562 Yes. 134 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:03,649 Christ, Chris, if they fucking dump us after everything that we-- 135 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,194 Then they deserve what they get! 136 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:12,491 The last thing anyone should do right now 137 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,702 is mess with chemistry. 138 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,228 -Pat Alright, guys. 139 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,104 Let's get it on its feet. We got a week till playoffs. 140 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,106 Come on. No lazing around. Let's go. 141 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,525 Come on, Wood. Let's get some shots up. 142 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,323 Wood? 143 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,742 Alright, come on, man. I know you fucking with me. Come on. 144 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,329 -Come here. -Wood. 145 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,960 -Hey, Wood? Wood! Wood! 146 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:07,630 The fuck y'all doing? Get the fuck off me. 147 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,298 Michael Your eyes was open like you was 148 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,467 -a dead man or somethin'! -So? 149 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,636 It's called meditating, motherfucker! 150 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,723 Keep your eyes off me, motherfucker. 151 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,142 Pretty angry for a guy who's meditating. 152 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,406 Fuck. 153 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,285 Fuck... 154 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,205 Brad Hey, Wood. 155 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,208 What-- 156 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,043 The fuck you looking at? 157 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,296 Nothin', man. 158 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,672 Are you looking for these? 159 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:53,426 You were out there already, so I borrowed 'em. 160 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,679 -You what? -It's just your tape and your cutters. 161 00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,266 -Took them out of your bag-- -Fuck you borrowing my shit without asking my shit! 162 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,144 -Jesus Christ! I'm sorry, man! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 163 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,146 -Relax, man! -Get the fuck off me, rook! 164 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,023 You want some of this shit, too? 165 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,107 Huh? 166 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,568 -What you want?! Bring it! -Fuck, relax! 167 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,167 -Hold it! -No! You ain't see what happen, Cap! 168 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,587 -This punk-ass rootin' around in my shit! -Cheryl spoke to Iman. 169 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,301 You lied to me. 170 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,595 It's you. You're on that shit again! 171 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,765 I fucked up, Cap. 172 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,725 I did. A few times, I said it. I fucked up a few times-- 173 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,727 I'm telling you, when the monkey on your back-- 174 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,354 Stop! 175 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,107 Do you want this, Spence? 176 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,443 This! 177 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,070 Because I do. 178 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,697 More than anything in a long time. 179 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,866 Maybe my whole career. 180 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,577 I do. I swear to you, I do. 181 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,372 I want the ring. I want to be able to give this to my baby girl. 182 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,374 Then cut it out. 183 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,542 Right now! 184 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,379 -Cold turkey. -I can. I will. 185 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,756 I got this. 186 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,969 One shot. 187 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,561 I ain't gonna let you down! 188 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,703 Kareem in the post, shakes one, two defenders. 189 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,705 And look at Spencer Haywood! Unbelievable. 190 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,374 Look at him clear space for the big fella. 191 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,418 Folks, I'll tell you, where would the Lakers be 192 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,919 without the hustle and physicality 193 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,046 of one Spencer Haywood? 194 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,225 A lot of happy Lakers here, and they should be. 195 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,977 Just clinched the top seed in the West, 196 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,521 with two more games to go until the playoffs. 197 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,496 Doc, let me get you a refill. 198 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,957 And, gals, if you don't mind waiting outside here, 199 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,459 we'll be right out. Uh, 200 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,961 there's magazines and candies in the drawer there, 201 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,088 -so, you know... -Look at that! 202 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,548 knock yourself out. 203 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,467 Doc, I'm so glad you could come out. 204 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,677 Nice little victory for you, too. 205 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,680 -You see that? -Not bad at all. 206 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,933 Listen, I know my mom must be putting you through the ringer, 207 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,351 but it's not gonna be much longer. 208 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,103 That new stuff we got her guzzling down? 209 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,772 State-of-the-art. Did you know 210 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,984 that not a single NASA astronaut 211 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,236 has died of natural causes? 212 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,489 -I did not. -That's a fact. 213 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,990 What are you drinking? Chivas? 214 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:06,494 -I-I saw her lab results. 215 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,953 Oh. Okay. Well, 216 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,747 gonna get right into it. 217 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,999 What's the good news? How's it looking? 218 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,043 It's worse. 219 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,129 Well, she just started that new protocol. 220 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,757 She's in the end game, Jerry. 221 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,468 And all the signs are pointing in the same direction. 222 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,886 Don't misinterpret. I'm not saying 223 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,597 your experimental treatments are to blame. They're not. 224 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,932 It's just... 225 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,683 a case like hers, 226 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,353 certain outcomes are... 227 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,023 What? 228 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,858 Inevitable. 229 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,360 I know that can be hard to hear. 230 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,737 I don't like saying it, but I have seen too many people 231 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,615 waste too much precious time tilting at windmills. 232 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,785 And when the curtain closes, all they're left with is regret. 233 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,622 My advice, friend to friend, 234 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,376 enjoy your mother while you have her. 235 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,670 Say the things you wish you had. 236 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,131 That is your fucking attitude? 237 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,425 -Jerry-- -Don't you "Jerry" me. 238 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,428 No, no, don't you "Jerry" me. 239 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,930 It's Dr. Buss, 240 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,390 as in the guy who just built 241 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,933 your hospital a fucking wing! 242 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,686 -For which the board is very grateful. -You guys are unbelievable. 243 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,897 I let you in my club, you feel up my girls, 244 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,482 and now, you're gonna hand me this plate of shit! 245 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,943 -Look, I can't change the science, Dr. Buss. -Science? 246 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,444 I am a fucking scientist. 247 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,696 Roger Bannister. 248 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,947 Now, there's a scientist! 249 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,199 The Wright Brothers! Those are scientists! 250 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,994 Not you, pal! You're Doctor Fucking No! 251 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,413 If it was up to you, planes wouldn't fly! 252 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,164 They'd fucking crash and burn! 253 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,292 And nobody'd be running a four-minute mile 254 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,794 'cause you'd be telling them it's impossible! 255 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:41,046 You're Dr. Fucking No! 256 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,299 And you're standing in a house that yes built! 257 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,842 So, let me tell you something! 258 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,469 -You can take that no-can-do... 259 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,346 and get the fuck out! 260 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,271 Fuck. What the fuck are you lookin' at?! 261 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,208 Johnson Yeah. Can you go get Cookie? It's Earvin. 262 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,003 Classmate She's not here. I guess she's at class or something. 263 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,922 Which you mean ain't there? Cookie ain't got no class today. 264 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,050 Just tell her Rhonda lost the baby, 265 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,926 and I got proof anyway it wasn't mine. 266 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,304 I'll be sure to let her know you called. 267 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,557 -You do that. 268 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,199 It's always been you and me. 269 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,451 Hasn't it? 270 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,578 Against all comers. 271 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,330 Tuesday's the home opener. 272 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,290 I'm gonna send Jeanie with the car. 273 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,209 -I wouldn't miss it. 274 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,879 -Love you, Ma. -Love you. 275 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,553 Lame. Lame! Tell her! 276 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,682 -Lon What? -That she's being a fucking idiot. 277 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,350 That's more something you would say, Linda. 278 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,061 I'm being serious. This is your job 279 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,605 and it's in the classifieds. 280 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,191 I already told you, this isn't my job. 281 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,318 -That's full-time. -Linda So are you. 282 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,946 Why? Just because you don't get paid for it? 283 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,239 You need to talk to him. 284 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,616 You need to tell him you deserve this, or you watch. 285 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,326 We'll have 60 people lining up here Monday morning, 286 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,161 waiting to take what should be yours, 287 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,621 and every one of them dumber than Lon. 288 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373 It's not necessary to say things like that. 289 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,919 No. He needs me at home. 290 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,505 I'm helping Grandma. 291 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,257 If he thought I should have taken the job, 292 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,802 -he would have said so. -Bullshit. Tell her. 293 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,221 It kind of is. 294 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,645 Jean-bean! There you are! 295 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,771 Come on. We're going on a mission. 296 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,066 We're gonna kidnap Grandma. Let's go. 297 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,901 -Come on! Let's go! Giddy-up! 298 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,778 Right now! Grab your stuff. 299 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,240 I'll be back. 300 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,200 I just wanna see what it's about. 301 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,627 This is insane. 302 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,464 Oh, hogwash. This place is easier to break into 303 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,798 than a French girl's panties. 304 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,175 We used to come here every summer. 305 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,802 -Practically own the place. 306 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,680 Mary Pickford would hit the Riviera, and we'd pop in 307 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,308 -for a picnic by the pool. -We're all going to end up in jail. 308 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,934 Only if we let him do the picking. 309 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,936 Come on, let an expert go to work. 310 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,230 Goodness sakes, you've been rich too long. 311 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,067 -You forgot how to be useful. -I learned how to pay for things. 312 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,069 Well, once you blow your wad on basketball, what then? 313 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,030 Get over here, missy. You need to learn this. 314 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,782 Girl needs something to fall back on 315 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,409 -when boys can't hold their own. 316 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120 -Oh! -Wow! 317 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,289 -You still got it. -Home again, home again, 318 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,750 -jiggety-jig. 319 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:08,962 -I don't feel good about this. -Oh. Come on, baby. 320 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,674 Hush up, hush up. 321 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,468 He loved this pool so much 322 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,470 that he would drop his drawers 323 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,681 before we even got the gate open! 324 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,683 And then, he would take off 325 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,101 across the lawn, 326 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,395 trying to beat the Rottweilers who were chasing 327 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,689 his little ding-a-ling the whole way, like a... 328 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,526 -...rabbit at the track! 329 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,696 You see that? One false move, 330 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,241 and then you wouldn't be here! 331 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:40,327 It was really scary. 332 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,329 -Man, you two had a lot of fun. -Mm, yeah. 333 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,873 Being poor is a blast until it's time to eat. 334 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh, we ate just fine. 335 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,502 When he didn't tip the grift. 336 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,463 He had this, this... 337 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,382 uh, this left eyebrow of his 338 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,468 that just twitched like crazy whenever he was bluffing. 339 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,846 He had no, no poker face whatsoever. 340 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,305 You should know that. 341 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,974 Giving away all my secrets. 342 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,559 Well, I never played, so... 343 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,894 What? 344 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,437 What kind of father are you? 345 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,899 A good one that doesn't teach his children how to gamble! 346 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,526 Wait, you have never taught her 347 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,571 to play a single hand of cards? 348 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,030 Only Monopoly. 349 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,783 -You know what? You just didn't wanna lose your shirt. -Yeah. 350 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,952 Buss women, 351 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,329 we have cards in the blood. 352 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,581 -I should point out 353 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,000 that it was you that stopped playing with me. 354 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,418 Breaks my heart to see you cry. 355 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,295 -Right. 356 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:35,132 Well, Dad, I mean, don't you have a deck with you? 357 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,592 Huh? 358 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,219 Alright, well... are you chicken? 359 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,930 -Them's fighting words, kiddo! 360 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,558 -I got 'em right here! Oh no, no, no. 361 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,101 I love playing cards with people 362 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,895 that don't know how to play. Trust me. 363 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,313 No, I think you're afraid. 364 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,106 -Come on, deal 'em out. -What do you want? 365 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:54,401 -Play Texas Hold 'Em. -Okay, Texas Hold 'Em. You got it. 366 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,820 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I want to cut those. 367 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,378 He's proud of you. 368 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,343 I know. 369 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,761 No, you don't know 370 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,305 because he's lousy at showing it. 371 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,141 He learned that from his mother. 372 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,809 But, he is. 373 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,399 There's this job. 374 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,111 And I know I can do it. 375 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,865 I know I'd be great at it. 376 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,077 I want it. 377 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,955 What are you waiting for? 378 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,333 Well, he just needs my help right now with, um... 379 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,586 Me. 380 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,132 Wow. 381 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,927 I don't think you'll have to wait too long. 382 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,725 Don't talk like that, okay? 383 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:12,479 Don't let him make excuses. 384 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,068 I have given my whole life to men. 385 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,154 Fathers, husbands, sons. 386 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,993 Has its upsides. 387 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,662 It's hard to be out there all on your own. 388 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,249 I fell on my ass a few times. 389 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,710 I gave up. 390 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,921 But, you're better than me. 391 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,843 You're a good girl, Jeanie. 392 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,139 Don't be too good. 393 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,653 Okay then. I just want to thank you for taking the time, Jack. 394 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,364 All I have to give these days. 395 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,742 Until you give my whistle back to me. 396 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,744 It's not my call. 397 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,538 -Just lending a hand. -But, uh... 398 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,585 You, you will be having a word with Buss? 399 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,754 I'm telling you I'm ready, Jerry. 400 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,380 Ready for the playoffs. 401 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,008 Oh, I'll be putting a four-letter one, or two. 402 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,718 You can count on that shit. 403 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,136 I know I'm supposed to be fucking retired, 404 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,555 but he's got me out here untangling his fucking knots. 405 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,557 Hm... 406 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,977 You remember the way out, don't you? 407 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,523 Mc Oh, you bet. 408 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,027 Uh, I didn't get hit on the head that hard. 409 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:45,155 Thanks, Jerry, I'll see you soon. 410 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,758 He'll be putting in a word. 411 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,386 Goddamn it, Jack. You pushed. 412 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,931 You pushed too hard. 413 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,611 Uh, excuse me, sir? 414 00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,396 Oh... 415 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,652 You alright there, Coach? 416 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,286 Uh, where am I? Uh... 417 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:17,247 I got turned around. I-- Uh, where's the exit? 418 00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:20,041 It's right there, man. 419 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,794 R-right. 420 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,219 Hm. 421 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,898 Sure you don't want some hair of the dog? 422 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,275 -That might go down well. 423 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,402 Good morning. 424 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,030 -Where's all my money at? 425 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,073 Some night. 426 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,076 Yeah, just like old times. 427 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,370 Yep. 428 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,122 You still... 429 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,874 pass out first. 430 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,417 Well, 431 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,419 Mr. Seagram's had his way with me. 432 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,843 Oh. You two... 433 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,678 go back without me. 434 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,598 I'll just... die here 435 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:20,227 -and haunt the place. 436 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:24,231 How about you live here instead? 437 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:27,234 You know, the offer stands. I can get this place on the cheap. 438 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:33,198 You have a habit of following your heart. 439 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,869 -And you hate that about me. 440 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,664 Just jealous maybe. 441 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:47,796 Come here. 442 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,176 Hm. 443 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,096 Oh... 444 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,515 I remember... 445 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:02,769 the smile... 446 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:04,980 you had on your face... 447 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:09,943 first time we broke into this place. 448 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,363 And you laid back 449 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:16,324 on the nice green grass... 450 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:21,079 felt the California sun... 451 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,712 I haven't seen that smile. 452 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,466 Not for a very long time. 453 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,564 Well, you stick around to see us win this thing, 454 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,816 you can see it then. 455 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,321 You promise? 456 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,632 Jean-bean. 457 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,889 -Good morning. -You ready? 458 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:24,893 Because, you know, if my boss 459 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,770 finds out that I was arrested, 460 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,897 I think I might get fired. 461 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,857 Alright. 462 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,611 Come on, Mom. Let's go. 463 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,659 Ma. Is she sleeping? 464 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,996 Ma, we gotta go. 465 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,457 Ma? 466 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:50,835 Ma? 467 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,255 Hey. Hey, Ma? 468 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,926 Oh no. Shit. 469 00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,260 Sh-- Ma? 470 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,262 -Dad? -Ma, can you hear me? 471 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,891 -Get my-- Get the keys out of my jacket. Start the car! -Okay! 472 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,309 Ma, can you hear me?! 473 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,311 Ma? 474 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,271 Oh fuck, come on! 475 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,527 Got your fucking pros, got cons, fucking coaches. 476 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,238 You get shit-store Shakespeare on the one hand, 477 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,573 and a limping fucking Napoleon on the other. 478 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,535 Fuck am I supposed to do with that? 479 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:24,786 Fuck. 480 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,747 He can't really be thinking about 481 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,916 giving the team back to McKinney. Fucking ridiculous. 482 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,376 Maurice found him sitting on his ass 483 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,878 like some fucking kid who lost his mommy. 484 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,088 Yeah. 485 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,507 I noticed it with his memory back in Philly. 486 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,009 I just figured he was better now. 487 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:42,470 Well, he's not. Not by a long shot. 488 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,180 And if we don't speak up, 489 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,599 he'll be having a conniption in the finals. 490 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,184 On the sidelines with our team. 491 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,270 Well, I can't. 492 00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:51,312 Why not? 493 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,730 Because my best friend in the world 494 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:55,817 may never talk to me again. But at least... 495 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,027 right now, I can still look into the mirror 496 00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,904 and know that all we ever did was do our job. 497 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,739 That's what this is. 498 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,992 Our job. This squad. 499 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,869 The guys who work their hearts out. 500 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,996 This is their life, too. 501 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,290 I'll do it. 502 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:13,126 I tell West what happened. What he does with it, 503 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,502 that's up to him. 504 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,504 Hands clean. Hm? 505 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,673 -Pat... Pat. 506 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:28,850 Fuck. 507 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:34,647 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 508 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,774 -Well, I can't. -Thank God. 509 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,152 -We did everything right. That ought to be enough. -We did. 510 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,029 -It should be. -I mean, if they're 511 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,406 too fucking blind to see it, fuck 'em. 512 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,366 Fuck West, fuck Buss. 513 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,243 Fuck 'em all. 514 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:51,164 Fuck me. 515 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,214 Dr. It's looking like a hemorrhagic stroke. 516 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,257 We've got her on medication to slow the bleeding 517 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,093 and to relieve pressure on her brain, but, 518 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,888 right now, the machines are breathing for her. 519 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,724 What can we do? 520 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,227 Keep her comfortable. 521 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,522 As long as you decide. 522 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,112 I wouldn't miss-- 523 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:43,174 Come on. Let's sit down. 524 00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,185 Last game of the regular season for these Lakers, 525 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,937 and, right now, everything is gravy. 526 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,106 A win tonight locks in the top seed in the West 527 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,400 as they head into their playoff run. 528 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:03,444 -Jerry. -Bill. 529 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,447 You hear about the boss' mother? 530 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,950 Jerry Some fuckin' timing. 531 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,578 Well, thanks for helping with the big decision. 532 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,746 You look good in the front office. 533 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,456 Might consider that. 534 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:19,127 Feels more like I'm sitting in a hangman's chair. 535 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,296 Winner gets a shot at the title. 536 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,631 Loser gets the pain in the neck. 537 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,844 What the fuck are we doing this for, Bill, really? 538 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:34,434 You know, I graduated high school on a Monday, 539 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,311 married my sweetheart on Tuesday, 540 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,439 and I shipped out to the Navy on Wednesday night. 541 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:43,610 Spent the next two years on a boat in the Pacific. 542 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,778 And once a week, 543 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,032 the Armed Forces Network would put a... a game on. 544 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,701 One game. You know, baseball, basketball, jai alai. 545 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:54,495 It didn't matter. We'd all crowd into the barracks. 546 00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:58,374 Just a bunch of kids, 547 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,461 playing hide-and-seek with death. 548 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:04,380 I used to wonder, you know, in the face of all that... 549 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:09,677 how any of us can think about a fucking game. 550 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,765 It's a good question. 551 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,143 But then, it hit me. 552 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,316 How can you not? 553 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,587 -Yeah? 554 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,673 How is she? 555 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,385 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry, Jerry. 556 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:56,307 Yeah. It's alright. Come on in. 557 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,184 Appreciate you coming by. 558 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,145 I brought you these. 559 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:04,190 -You know, it's... 560 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,984 It's not a good time, I can always come back and... 561 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,112 Well, that depends. 562 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:14,200 Are they gonna postpone the playoffs? 563 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,121 Probably not, no. 564 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,664 So, there's no time like the present. 565 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:22,250 Who is my coach, Jerry? 566 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,086 Well, I thought about it. 567 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,590 I did. I spoke to everyone involved, 568 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,968 and I feel strongly that... 569 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,267 I'm damn lucky I'm not you. 570 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,270 -No. There is no right answer here. 571 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,689 There's no wrong one either, and you could be a hero or heel. 572 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:48,609 I'll be fucking damned if I or anyone else can fault you on that. 573 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,319 Whichever way you go. 574 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,364 And you can quote me on that. 575 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,034 When did I become the executioner? 576 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,412 Don't I have employees for that? 577 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,873 Well, if it's any consolation, you'll, uh, 578 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,333 you'll be giving one of these two the gift of life. 579 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,960 Unless, of course, they crap out and lose it 580 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,587 to the fucking Celtics, in which case, 581 00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:09,964 -I'll kill him myself. -Come on, Jerry. 582 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:13,050 -You're not even gonna give me a hint? -Oh... 583 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,219 I know you're thinking something! 584 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,972 What got you this far? 585 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,224 Yeah, you're richer than I am. 586 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:23,019 You must have a gut. 587 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,605 An instinct. Huh? 588 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:34,989 -I followed my heart. -There you go. 589 00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:37,909 Which way is it beating this time? 590 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,519 -Jack? -What? 591 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,062 -Where do we live? -Huh? 592 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:08,981 I said, where do we live? Our address. 593 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,817 Or do you forget? 594 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,653 We lived here about half a year. You need a hint? 595 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,197 I found this in your pocket. 596 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,032 It's a phone book page. 597 00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,618 -Fucking phone book page. -I-I went for a jog-- 598 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:23,329 -Because you can't remember where we live. -I got turned around 599 00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:25,832 -because this goddamn town doesn't make any sense. -You can't remember... 600 00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:27,959 Are you really going through my goddamn pockets, now, Cranny? 601 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,378 You're not even gonna tell me. You're pushing it too hard! 602 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:33,130 -I'm not stepping back, Cranny. Not now. -Jack... 603 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,383 I'm too young to spend the rest of my life 604 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:36,884 wiping dribble off your chin! 605 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,679 I think you like me being sick. 606 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:43,808 -I think you liked me needing you for once, an invalid. -For once? 607 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,226 Let me do my work! 608 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,853 Get out, just let me do my-- 609 00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:52,191 Who packed the boxes? 610 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,695 Every time you get a job, who has to tell the boys 611 00:35:55,778 --> 00:35:57,029 and break their hearts 612 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,073 while Daddy gets to stay the hero? Huh? 613 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:00,700 -Cranny... -I sat up 614 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:02,827 every night in that hospital, 615 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,912 so I could pound your chest 616 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,332 every time your heart stopped beating. I did that. 617 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,792 Yeah, I did that! 618 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,754 And I didn't do it for the fucking LA Lakers! 619 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:17,425 For once! Fucking idiot. 620 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,969 -Cranny... 621 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,224 Can I help you? 622 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,104 Special delivery for Jack McKinney. 623 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,775 Cranny! 624 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,069 Can you come sign for this, please? 625 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,199 -Sorry. Hang on just a sec. 626 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,993 -Jack... -She'll be right here. 627 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,661 Cranny! 628 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:48,414 Can you sign for this guy? 629 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,207 Dr. Buss. 630 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,835 This guy, 631 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,463 acting like he don't recognize me. 632 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,424 Always messing around. What a kidder. 633 00:36:58,507 --> 00:37:01,135 -Here, I'll get us some glasses. 634 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,428 Oh no, no. That's for you two. 635 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,513 You drink in good health. I got to run. 636 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,974 I just came by to drop that off. But, give my girl a call, 637 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:11,103 come by in the morning, and we'll sit down, we'll... 638 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,731 work out this whole thing. You know? 639 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:16,067 You're looking good, Jack! Good to see you. 640 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:26,786 No bike ridin'! 641 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:43,469 Fuck. 642 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,690 It's the right call. 643 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,819 Shut the blinds in there. 644 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,867 Fuck. Bill's in there. 645 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:51,537 They're going with McKinney. I fucking knew it. 646 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:52,997 -Paul - Okay. -- Fuck. 647 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,666 -What? What? What? 648 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,670 -- Hey. -- Man... 649 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,784 Can you get us to the Promised Land? 650 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:34,038 Of course, yeah. 651 00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:36,248 If there's no, uh, bad blood with Jack, 652 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:39,335 -we can stay on and help him out. -No. 653 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:41,087 Not with Jack. 654 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,008 We got it. 655 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,010 -We got it. 656 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:51,931 Yes. 657 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,058 Absolutely. 658 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,852 Don't fuck it up. 659 00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:43,023 Nixon blazing down the court 660 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,067 looking for an open man, and there it is, 661 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,360 the lob to Cooper. Shazam! 662 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,154 Just beautiful. 663 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:50,447 Lakers besting the Suns in this best of seven 664 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,324 and it's been all Lakers so far, kids. 665 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,994 Lakers on the run. Magic, beautiful pass to Nixon! Oh my! 666 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,204 Keith Oh, showtime, folks! 667 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,582 To Cooper. Slam dunk! Just gorgeous. 668 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,959 Remarkable passing by the Lakers. 669 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,627 Michael Ha, ha! 670 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,716 And the Lakers ran away with this conference semi, 671 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:09,842 a rematch with Seattle 672 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,719 the only thing standing in their way 673 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,512 for a trip to the NBA finals. 674 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,197 Love you. 675 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,157 Bye-bye. Love you! 676 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,041 God, she is pretty. 677 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,586 ... Spencer. 678 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:46,962 Magic passes to Kareem. 679 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,589 He's pivoting, looking for an opening. 680 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,090 Gets some help from Haywood with a pick. 681 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:53,052 And he lays it in. Snug as a bug in a rug. 682 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:09,777 And the Los Angeles Lakers now moments away 683 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,654 from avenging their playoff loss last year 684 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:12,905 against the SuperSonics. 685 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:15,115 Boy, the fans here can taste victory, 686 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,575 and it sure tastes sweet. 687 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,118 Seven! Six! 688 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,079 Five! Four! 689 00:42:20,162 --> 00:42:22,915 Three! Two! One! 690 00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,625 -And it's all over, folks! 691 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:28,295 Your Los Angeles Lakers are the new Western Conference Champs, 692 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,464 behind 38 points by the captain, Kareem. 693 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,895 Now, all they have to do is sit back 694 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,147 and wait for a date with the doctor. 695 00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:30,149 All we care about is that the boys in Forum Blue 696 00:43:30,232 --> 00:43:31,942 will be there, and look at 'em celebrating. 697 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,319 Boy, they sure have earned it. 698 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,529 You made me believe, baby. You made me believe. 699 00:43:35,612 --> 00:43:37,865 And look at Magic out there, smile shining 700 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,117 like the North Star, and Dr. Buss, our other rookie, 701 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,162 must be somewhere beaming just as bright. 702 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,188 Brent There it is. Philly puts this one over the top. 703 00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:11,982 And folks dreaming of a Boston-LA finals 704 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,026 will have to wait another year. 705 00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:16,362 -The 76ers have... -Kareem Abdul- Here we go, fellas. 706 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,155 Butch Philly it is. 707 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,406 Jim Man, I wanted Boston. 708 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,824 Norman Then you a dumbass. 709 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,785 ...right here on CBS. 710 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,915 The Celtics have the best record 711 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,375 of any team in the league... 712 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,752 Same time next year, asshole. 713 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:34,129 You know it. 714 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:35,756 And young Larry Bird may be 715 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,383 disappointed by the outcome, 716 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,803 but after watching his performance in this series, 717 00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:44,014 he gets my vote for Rookie of the Year. 718 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,058 Bird led scoring through the playoffs... 719 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:48,811 We win it all, you'll get your due. 720 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:51,021 ...far beyond his age. 721 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:54,233 Hey, Cap? 722 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,444 We got a situation. 723 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:05,452 Spence? 724 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,247 -What happened to you? What's the matter? 725 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,960 I fucked up... 726 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:16,338 Just... I fucked up, Cap... 727 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,551 I'm sorry... 728 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,345 I fucked up... 729 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:28,100 Okay. It's okay... 730 00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:31,228 I fucked up... 731 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:33,939 I'm sorry... -Aw, fuck. 732 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:36,400 Abdul- Goddammit, man. 733 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,152 Man, I can't watch this shit. 734 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,154 There's an institute in Arizona. 735 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:43,949 They specialize in something called aversion therapy. 736 00:45:44,032 --> 00:45:47,619 Spencer would admit himself after the season. 737 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:51,123 He's promised me he'll keep clean through the finals. 738 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:56,253 If you let him stay. 739 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:04,428 Look, he's our one true four. 740 00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:05,929 Alright, if we lose him, 741 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:07,806 that's gonna put a whole lot on Cap down low. 742 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,266 We gonna need him in the paint. 743 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,268 Them Twin Towers they got, Dawkins, Jones. 744 00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:13,812 -Leave them to Chones. -Jamaal The brother has a problem. 745 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,731 Can't just throw him to the wolves. 746 00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:17,483 Maybe somebody can just keep an eye on him. 747 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,444 This is the pros, not daycare. 748 00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:22,488 Look, Wood's only problem 749 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,406 is that he's a selfish motherfucker. 750 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:28,535 All that African brother Hotep bullshit? 751 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,872 Look, bottom line, dude's not strong. He's weak. 752 00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,832 And if we let this motherfucker stay on the team, 753 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,168 then the rest of us is weak, too. 754 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,759 And you, Buck? 755 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,098 I wanna win a ring. 756 00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:53,227 That's what matters to me. 757 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,729 And I feel bad for dude 758 00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:59,316 if he ain't ready for what's coming. 759 00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:03,070 But, great man told me winning in this league takes being hard. 760 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,868 Listen. 761 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,703 He's your teammate. 762 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,956 So, this is a team call. 763 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,375 Let's put it to a vote. 764 00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,968 All for cutting Spencer. 765 00:47:31,765 --> 00:47:33,100 Mm-hmm. 766 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:44,611 All opposed. 767 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:04,631 White folk still white folking? 768 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,094 I just left. 769 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:10,304 Hm... 770 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:31,325 You ever been to Mississippi? 771 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,994 -Never. -No? 772 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:35,454 I came up there. 773 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:37,581 Family of field hands. 774 00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:38,999 They call it sharecropping, 775 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,917 but if there's a difference between it and slavery, 776 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:41,877 I ain't see it. 777 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,254 I was born in a barn, 778 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:46,173 on the same dirt... 779 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,010 as the pigs and chickens. 780 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:53,430 The only thing that separated us from them was... 781 00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:57,893 these right here. 782 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,188 Extra bone in each finger. 783 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,606 My Auntie Harriet 784 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,192 seen 'em and went, "Wow." Touching them, said, uh, 785 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:08,528 "That boy is blessed. That boy gonna do some... 786 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:11,323 That boy gonna do some great things." 787 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,868 But, along come... 788 00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:18,372 old man Quinn. Field boss. 789 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:21,541 High yellow nigga. 790 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,377 Quick sight, you'd think he a-a cracker. 791 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,879 But, he worse than one of 'em. 792 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:29,299 Used to whistle with his pinkies in his mouth. 793 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,720 And just like that, our backs was bent. 794 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,181 Shit, I think the first real sound 795 00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:38,433 I ever heard was a whistle. 796 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,479 So, he seen my mama and my auntie 797 00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:44,523 fussing over this little newborn child 798 00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:48,235 with these fancy little hands, and took to him. 799 00:49:49,611 --> 00:49:51,238 He knew better. 800 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:57,369 "Hoo, that boy got some long fingers! 801 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,122 "Oo-hoo-hoo-wee! 802 00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:03,375 "He gonna make a special... 803 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,002 cotton picker." 804 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,798 Abdul-Hm. 805 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:12,634 My mama used to tell us that story. 806 00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:16,430 Without-- Without skipping a breath, say, 807 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,515 "God love us." 808 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,563 Now, it took me... 809 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,606 some years 810 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,192 to muster up the gumption to ask... 811 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,405 "Why... 812 00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:36,533 "are we on the bottom then? 813 00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:40,412 "Everywhere you see a brown face, 814 00:50:40,495 --> 00:50:42,622 "you see tears on it. 815 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:48,086 If He love us so damn much, then why?" 816 00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:53,967 And you know what she said? 817 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,972 "God loves them more." 818 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,231 Yeah, I don't know if it's-- if there's a God, 819 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:12,652 I don't know. But I do know there's a them. 820 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:17,073 Same ones in that room right now, deciding my fate! 821 00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,332 So, I guess I'll just wait for the whistle. 822 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:40,597 This time, they left it up to us. 823 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,979 The team already voted on it. 824 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,778 Damn! 825 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:59,616 Damn! Damn it. Damn! 826 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,503 You did your best. 827 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,632 I appreciate it, Cap. 828 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,517 I was the deciding vote. 829 00:53:11,187 --> 00:53:12,272 There we go. 830 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:23,617 -There we go. 831 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:27,913 There we go. 832 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:34,544 -Is that what I think it is? 833 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:38,006 Oh hey, Cap. Been practicing your skyhook. 834 00:53:38,089 --> 00:53:40,550 Way I figure, be seeing more time in the post 835 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,637 against Philly, so better have a go-to. 836 00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:51,937 -Abdul- That is not a skyhook. -Ain't that bad. 837 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,982 Well, why ain't you show me then? 838 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:59,361 -Skyhook isn't just any other shot. 839 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:01,738 To master it, 840 00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:03,531 a player needs to comprehend 841 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:04,950 a very important principle. 842 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:06,409 And what principle is that? 843 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,621 Isolation. Come over here and play a little defense. 844 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:12,248 See, when you're the big man, 845 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:15,001 everybody wants a piece of you. 846 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,671 The skyhook shuts them out. 847 00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:19,172 It turns your body into a wall, 848 00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:22,258 beyond which they can't reach or even see your face, 849 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:26,012 which means they can't predict you. 850 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:29,349 So, on your own time, when you're good and ready, 851 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:31,559 you can leave their world behind. 852 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,355 You leave the world? 853 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,023 You elevate above it. 854 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:42,153 Until you're completely and totally... 855 00:54:44,572 --> 00:54:46,950 -...alone. 856 00:54:47,033 --> 00:54:50,203 And all they get to do is watch. 857 00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:52,163 Damn, Cap. 858 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:55,000 You some kind of poet or somethin'. 859 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,543 That shit deep. 860 00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:57,877 Alright, let's work on it. 861 00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:59,963 I can't have you fucking up my shot on the world stage. 862 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:02,590 Come on, get that arm up straight, 863 00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:03,883 like the Statue of Liberty. 864 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,468 It's the most elegant finish 865 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:08,263 in all of sports. 866 00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:10,223 Right on. 867 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,686 -Hey! Sprinkles! 868 00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:16,563 Hey! 869 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:18,815 -Yeah, that's right. 870 00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,526 Wood, Wood, Wood. 871 00:55:21,609 --> 00:55:23,028 What the fuck, brother? 872 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:26,239 Congrats on the Finals, man. Time to get that shiny ring, eh? 873 00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:28,742 You still got that magnum? 874 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:29,993 Oh, man, I got... 875 00:55:30,076 --> 00:55:32,912 I got lots of guns. I got a bazooka. 876 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:35,040 I don't care what you use, 877 00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:38,001 as long as it works. 878 00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,504 Sure, man. Yeah, right on. Love to do that for a friend. 879 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,381 You just say the word. 880 00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:45,258 Who do you want me to kill? 881 00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:48,803 The Lakers.