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No way.
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Okay, so what if I don't
want to give up on her?
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You don't call.
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You said I don't call if
I wanted to give up on her.
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- Right.
- So I don't call either way.
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Right.
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- So what's the difference?
- There is no difference right now.
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See, Mike, the only difference between
giving up and not giving up...
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is if you take her back
when she wants to come back.
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But you can't do anything to make her
want to come back.
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In fact, you can only do stuff to
make her not want to come back.
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So the only difference is if I
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forget about her or just
pretend to forget about her.
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- Right.
- Well, that sucks.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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So it's like a retroactive
decision then?
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I mean, I could, like,
forget about her.
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And then when she comes back, make like
I just pretended to forget about her?
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Right, although probably
more likely the opposite.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, at first you're gonna pretend
to forget about her.
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Not call her, I don't know, whatever.
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But then, eventually,
you really will forget about her.
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- Well, unless she comes back first.
- See, that's the thing.
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Somehow they know not to come
back until you really forget.
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- There's the rub.
- There's the rub.
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Look, man, I'm sorry we always talk
about the same thing all the time.
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- No, it's all right.
- It's just that, you know-
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- It's just you been there, man.
- Don't sweat it.
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Your advice really helps. I don't know-
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You know, Rob, you're the only one
I can talk to about her.
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Thanks. Thanks, man.
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Hello, you have four messages.
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Message one.
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Hey, gorgeous, it's Trent calling.
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Look, you gotta get
that girl out of your head. I hope my-
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Message two.
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Hey, Mike, if you want to talk
about Michelle, give me-
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Message three.
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- Did she call yet? I'm sure she-
- Message four.
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Michael, this is Grandma.
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We all miss you back here in New York.
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You still haven't told me if you
got that part on the television-
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That was your last message.
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You have to put things in perspective.
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- I know, I know.
- She doesn't deserve you.
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Thanks. I appreciate that.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea.
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Okay, that's great advice.
Thanks a lot. Okay? Bye.
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Life, after all...
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Please, stop. I'm trying
to make a phone call.
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- Are you calling her?
- No. Will you stop? I'm try-Please.
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- Hello?
- What's up, Trent?
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That was Sue. I got two parties
tonight. One's for a modeling agency.
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Ah.. I don't know.
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There's gonna be beautiful babies there.
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Look, Trent, you know, I
got shit to do tomorrow.
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Listen to you. I've got a
final callback for a pilot
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at 9:00, and I'm going to this thing.
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Come on, Mike, you got to get out
with the beautiful babies.
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You can't sit at home
thinking about it.
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Not tonight.
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Not tonight? Listen to you!
We're gonna have fun tonight.
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We gotta get you out
of that stuffy apartment.
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Look, we're gonna spend half
the night driving around
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the hills looking for this one party...
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and you're gonna say it sucks,
and we're all gonna leave...
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and then we're gonna go look
for this other party.
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But all the parties and all the bars,
they all suck.
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I spend half the night talkin' to some
girl who's lookin' around the room...
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to see if there's somebody else who's
more important she should be talking to.
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And it's like I'm supposed to be all
happy, 'cause she's wearing a backpack.
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You know, and half of them are just
nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing...
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except they're surrounded by
a bunch of drunken, horny assholes.
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I'm gonna tell you something, T.
Are you listening?
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Yeah, I'm listening.
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I'm not gonna be one of those assholes.
Alright?
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It just makes me sick.
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It's like some nasty skank who isn't
half the woman my girlfriend is...
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is gonna front me?
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- It makes me want to fuckin' puke.
- Jesus Christ!
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Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta
get you the fuck out of Dodge, man.
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- We're goin' to Vegas tonight.
- What are you talkin' about, Vegas?
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- Vegas, baby Vegas!
- What do you mean, Vegas?
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- Vegas. Las Vegas.
- I'm not going to no Vegas.
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Yeah. I think, you know what, man?
We're gonna go to Vegas. And...
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- When are we going to Vegas?
- We 're going tonight.
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No. We're not going tonight.
I'm not going to Vegas!
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I'm gonna pick you up. Listen to me.
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No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay?
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None of this shit anymore.
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Listen. I just listened to you.
Now hear me out.
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You bring something nice to wear.
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- I'm not going to Vegas.
- Mike, we 're going.
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I'm not going to Vegas.
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All right, listen. I took out $300,
but I'm only betting with 100.
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I can't afford any more than that,
all right?
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And I figure if we buy a lot of chips,
though, the pit boss will see us...
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he'll comp us all sorts of free shit;
That's how it works over there.
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00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,740
- But you gotta be cool.
- I'm cool, baby, I'm cool.
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They're gonna give Daddy a room,
some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing.
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- I know just the place.
- What the hell are you wearin'?
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I thought you said we're
gonna wear suits.
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Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying about
this. We're goin' to Vegas, man.
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C'mon. man. If you're wearing a suit,
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and you look like you gamble a
lot, they give you free shit.
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It's in the back, alright?
I'll put it on when we get there.
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No way. No, turn around. I'm goin' home.
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I'm going... You gotta show up wearing
that suit, or otherwise I'm not going.
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All right already, okay? I'll put my
suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.
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I'm tellin' you,
this is how you do it.
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I know!
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They're watching you
when you drive up.
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Fine, fine.
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It could work. I'm serious.
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They're gonna give Daddy
the Rain Man suite. You dig that?
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- We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas!
- Vegas!
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You think we can get there by midnight?
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We're gonna be up five
"hundy" by midnight!
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- Yeah! Vegas! Vegas!
- Vegas, baby. Vegas!
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Vegas, baby. Vegas.
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Vegas, baby. Vegas.
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Vegas.
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I always thought
Caesar's was more the dope spot.
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Back in their day, this
place was a real contender,
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but now they'll
appreciate the business.
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They'll probably fall
all over themselves for
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a couple of high-class
guys like me and you.
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Now, we're not...
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You want to be fresh
on the scene, right?
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I know, the new places
down on the strip,
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now, those places are
supposed to be it.
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Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin'
Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit.
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You know, or the rock
and roll grunge tip.
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Guys like me and you gotta kick it here.
Old school.
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Yeah, this is... this
is truly old school.
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- Definitely old school.
- This place is fuckin' dead.
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00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,389
I'm gonna find me two waitresses
here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
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00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,707
- Yeah, well, they're all skanks.
- What are you talkin' about?
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00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,642
Look at all the beautiful babies here.
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00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,725
The beautiful babies don't work
midnights to 6:00 on Wednesday.
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00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,733
- This is the skank shift.
- Look at all the beautiful honeys here.
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00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,583
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, darling. I'm sorry.
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00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,653
Wow. I want you to
remember this face here.
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00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:22,611
Okay. This is the guy
behind the guy behind the guy.
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00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,114
Okay.
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00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,910
Will you cut that shit out?
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00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,621
- What? She smiled.
- That's not cool, man.
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00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,377
- Did she or did she not smile?
- It doesn't matter.
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00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,233
Mike, I'm telling you,
girls love that stuff.
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00:10:37,258 --> 00:10:38,614
You're gonna screw up our plan.
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00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,799
Baby, we're gonna get laid.
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00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,221
Could we first see if what happens
when we play it cool?
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00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,528
What do you think, Mike?
155
00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:46,621
Do you think she's gonna leave us
and go tell her pit boss on us?
156
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,599
Will you stop makin' fun, all right?
157
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,488
Now the trick is we gotta
look like we don't need
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00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:52,169
the shit, then they
give us shit for free.
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00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,776
Right, right, right. Well, you
know, I think you look great, man.
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00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,855
I think I'm looking like the money,
like the bomb, right?
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00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,567
All right, stop. See that? That table?
That's where we make our scene.
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,652
You think they'll notice me and you?
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00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,238
Oh, they're gonna notice me and you,
'cause they're watching.
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00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,441
Nicely done, sir.
You're on a streak now.
165
00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:09,519
It's about time.
166
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:14,046
One of the best streaks I've ever had.
I wanna get even.
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00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,883
Start with... I don't know, 300?
168
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,154
I can count that for you.
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00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,152
- On the table.
- Excuse me?
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00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:46,328
- You have to lay it on the table.
- I don't want to bet it all.
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00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,325
You're not allowed to
hand me money, sir.
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00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,579
You have to lay it on the table if you
want me to change it.
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00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,924
Changing 300. Three hundred.
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00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,189
- Do you have anything smaller?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
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00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,518
But this happens to be
a $100 minimum bet table.
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00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,292
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one
of our lower stakes tables.
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00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,651
Okay, just tuck 'em
under, just like this.
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00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,235
There you go.
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00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,947
Cocktails?
180
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,116
Guy behind the guy.
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00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,543
I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please.
182
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,292
Any scotch will do,
as long as it's not a blend, of course.
183
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,296
Single malt. Glenlivet,
Glenfiddich perhaps.
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00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,377
Maybe a Glengoyne... any Glen.
185
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,961
Scotch on the rocks.
186
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,360
- Double down.
- What?
187
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,182
You got an 11.
You always double down on an 11.
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00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,743
I know, but it's $200. It's blood money.
189
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,914
- Mike, you gotta double down.
- I can't double down.
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00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,119
Mike, If you don't
look like you know...
191
00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:17,022
Will you stop for a second?
192
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,933
Just shut up, okay? I can't.
193
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,358
If you don't look
like you know what...
194
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,293
just stop for a second!
195
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,669
Double down.
196
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,056
That's nice.
197
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,600
Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good.
198
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,188
Twelve. Sixteen.
199
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,905
Twenty-one.
200
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,906
I'm telling you, baby,
you always double down on an 11.
201
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,079
- Well, obviously not always.
- Always, baby.
202
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,407
I'm just saying not
in this particular case.
203
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,241
You always double...
204
00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:57,980
I lost, okay? How
could you say "always"?
205
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,563
Lady has 11 . What
would you like to do?
206
00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:02,773
I hit.
207
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,506
- Fifteen.
- I don't know what to do here.
208
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,963
I'll hit again.
209
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,547
Seventeen.
210
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,518
Okay. I'll hit there. Okay.
211
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,347
- Twenty-one.
- Oh, my gosh! Twenty-one!
212
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,229
I got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you!
213
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,216
Would you like to have some breakfast
this morning, ma'am?
214
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,824
Oh, I really shouldn't. But then again,
it's a good idea. I'd love it.
215
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,027
- Thank you so much!
- Why not? By all means.
216
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,512
Take this ticket in
with you when you go in.
217
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:34,099
Oh, thank you!
218
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,080
- They'll fix you up.
- You'll fix me up.
219
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,796
That went plenty nice, baby.
You're up 20 bucks.
220
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,374
You know, I mean not counting what
happened on the first table.
221
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,630
- Thanks for clarifying that.
- You know, I'm down too, Mike. Alright?
222
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,134
- Yeah? What'd you lose?
- I don't know what I dropped.
223
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,465
Let's see, I dropped probably 35 or-
224
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,893
Don't give me that shit. You know
exactly what you lost. What'd you drop?
225
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,973
Twenty, all right? But I
was down at least fifty.
226
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,712
I'm sorry. I got lucky
on the craps table.
227
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,358
You shouldn't be sorry.
You're a winner. I'm the fuckin' loser.
228
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,589
- I'm the one who should be sorry.
- Baby, don't talk that way.
229
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,854
Could we just go, please? Could we go?
230
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,610
Baby, look at me. Look at me.
231
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,738
You're money. And you know what else?
You're a big winner tonight.
232
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,661
- I want to leave.
- You're a big winner.
233
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,705
I'm gonna ask you a simple question,
and I want you to listen to me.
234
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:22,036
Who's the big winner
here tonight at the casino? Huh?
235
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,974
Mikey, that's who.
Mikey's the big winner.
236
00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:24,612
Okay.
237
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,585
- Mikey wins.
- What a fuckin' asshole.
238
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,613
Fine, I'm an asshole. But you know what?
You're the big winner tonight, Mikey.
239
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,056
You're the big winner
in more ways than one.
240
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:31,782
There you two are.
241
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,219
I walked around for an hour
with that stupid scotch on my tray.
242
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,721
We got knocked out pretty fast.
243
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,257
A couple of high
rollers like yourself?
244
00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:40,124
Can you believe it?
245
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,501
- I'm gonna get you that scotch.
- You know, forget about it.
246
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,169
I didn't even want it.
I just wanted to order it.
247
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,103
Can I get you something else?
248
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,312
I mean, you really shouldn't leave
without getting something for free.
249
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,317
Why ruin a perfect night?
250
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,400
Listen, bring a single-malted
Glengarry for me...
251
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,405
and one for my boy Mikey here.
252
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,534
And if you tell the bartender
to go easy on the water...
253
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,993
then this 50-cent piece
has your name written all over it, okay?
254
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,328
I want you to run along,
'cause I'll be timing you.
255
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,917
I'm gonna keep time.
One, two, three, four.
256
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,422
What an asshole.
257
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,392
Baby, that was money.
Tell me that wasn't money.
258
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,672
- That was so demeaning.
- She smiled, baby.
259
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,549
I can't believe what
an asshole you are.
260
00:16:17,574 --> 00:16:18,703
No, baby, she smiled.
261
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,253
She was smiling at
what an asshole you are.
262
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:20,747
No, no, no.
263
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,103
She was smiling at how money
I was, what I did with her.
264
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,432
Could we get out of here, alright?
Because I'm not gonna pay for a room.
265
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,421
What the hell do you
want to get out of here for?
266
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,008
The honey baby's
bringing us a cocktail.
267
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:29,923
What, are you nuts?
268
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,342
- You think she's coming back here?
- Baby, I know she's coming back here.
269
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,856
Did you even hear what she said?
270
00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:35,345
"You shouldn't leave without
getting something for free."
271
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,282
Baby, she wants to party. She wants to.
272
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,238
I'm tired. We should just go.
273
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,876
Baby, this is what we came here for.
274
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,517
Now, we met a beautiful
baby, and she likes you.
275
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,454
She likes you.
276
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,536
Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her
to bring a friend.
277
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,794
I don't care if I end up with her
or one of her beautiful baby friends.
278
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,674
It's just I been...
I been out of the game for so long, man.
279
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,179
It's been like six years.
280
00:16:57,204 --> 00:16:59,748
Mike, listen. It's hard, I know.
I been there myself.
281
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,848
I mean, not for six years or anything,
but I've been there.
282
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,522
The best thing you can do
is just get back out there.
283
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,493
It's just I... I'm not
attracted to them.
284
00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:09,671
I keep thinking of my girlfriend.
285
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,650
Then I'm trying to, like,
maintain a conversation with them.
286
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,483
Mike, do you even think I know what the
hell they're saying to me half the time?
287
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,056
I don't know if they're talking about
how hard it is to be adopted...
288
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,991
or how their dad can't
show 'em affection.
289
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:25,041
All I do, man, is stare at their mouth
and wrinkle my eyebrows...
290
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,744
and somehow I turn out
to be a big sweetie, okay?
291
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:31,331
Now take this girl here. Right.
She's a waitress in Las Vegas, okay?
292
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,339
But I bet somewhere inside of her
there is a very, very special dream.
293
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,340
And no matter how hard I try, I won't...
294
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,389
Hey, there she is,
the most special lady in town, right?
295
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,184
- Yup.
- What time do you get off, Christy?
296
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,761
- 6:00.
- 6:00, great.
297
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,246
Two Glengarrys down,
easy on the water.
298
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:48,167
Fantastic.
299
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,693
Listen. Why don't you call a friend
and have her meet the three of us...
300
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,316
- at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01?
- You got it.
301
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,445
- All right?
- Sure. Hey.
302
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,284
That was so fuckin' money.
That was like the Jedi mind shit.
303
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,169
See, that's what I'm
trying to tell you, baby.
304
00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:06,353
Girls love that kind of stuff.
305
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,163
They don't go for the sensitive shit.
You know what I mean?
306
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,667
You start talking to 'em about,
you know, puppy dogs and ice cream.
307
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,504
They know what you want to do.
What do you think?
308
00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:15,194
You really think they don't know?
309
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:15,947
No. I know. I know.
310
00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:18,027
They know what you want, baby.
Believe me.
311
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,509
You know, when you pretend it's just
like a waste of their time.
312
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,511
You're gonna take 'em
that way eventually, right?
313
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:23,912
Don't apologize for it.
314
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,934
It's just that I get like
this thing where I want
315
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,870
to be a gentleman and
I wanna show respect.
316
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,477
Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass.
317
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,525
What they respect is honesty.
318
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,593
Look, you see how they
dress when they go out, right?
319
00:18:34,618 --> 00:18:36,550
They want you to notice 'em.
320
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,295
All you're doin' is letting
them know that it's working.
321
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,920
You gotta get off this respect kick.
322
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,889
There's nothing wrong with letting the
girls know that you're money...
323
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,495
and that you wanna party.
324
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,289
You ready to order?
325
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,413
Yeah. I'll have a coffee.
Two... two coffees.
326
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,086
And it says here, "Breakfast anytime."
327
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,540
That's right.
328
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,423
I'll have the pancakes
and the age of enlightenment, please.
329
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,049
And for you?
330
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,600
Oh, let's see, I'll have the Toucan.
331
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,223
- Over easy.
- I'll be back with the coffee.
332
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,476
All right, great. Nice, baby.
333
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,807
Renaissance. It went over her head.
334
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,485
I should have said renaissance.
Age of enlightenment. I...
335
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,810
Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas
waitress is gonna get
336
00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:19,839
an obscure French
philosophical reference?
337
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,196
It's like I'm trying to show off to her.
338
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,598
I may as well have just said,
"Let me jump your ignorant bones."
339
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,010
Mikey, don't even sweat her. Alright?
340
00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:27,684
We're gonna meet our honeys soon.
Alright?
341
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,748
You know that Christy's
friend is gonna be money.
342
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:30,482
It's 20 to.
343
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,655
We gotta get out of here.
344
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,902
Baby, will you relax
just for a minute here?
345
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,956
Excuse me. We have...
We're in a little bit of a hurry.
346
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,008
Hang on, Voltaire.
347
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,068
- How're you doin', guys?
- Hey, boys.
348
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,696
- We almost gave up on you.
- I'm sorry we're late.
349
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,929
There's, you know, no clocks in
this town anywhere.
350
00:20:06,954 --> 00:20:07,894
You know, no harm done.
351
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,868
- This is Lisa.
- Hi.
352
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,371
- I'm sorry. I never got your name.
- I'm Mike.
353
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:12,941
Mike.
354
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:14,405
This is Trent. We
call him Double Down.
355
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,875
- Trent.
- Stop right there.
356
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,459
Ladies, don't you always
double down on an 11?
357
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:18,981
Always.
358
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,213
- No matter what. Like splitting aces.
- Whatever.
359
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,382
Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent.
It's nice to meet you.
360
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:24,445
Nice to meet you.
361
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,426
Well, lovely makeup job you have there.
362
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,179
- Oh, Lisa works at the MGM Grand.
- I'm a Dorothy.
363
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,103
Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy.
That's great. That's great.
364
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,605
Well, we're not in Kansas anymore.
365
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,903
So what do you guys do?
366
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,577
Well, I'm a comedian.
367
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,872
Do you ever play out here?
I'd love to see you sometime.
368
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,874
- No.
- Why not?
369
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,424
Well, there are...
You know, it's just different circuits.
370
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,328
It's... it's hard to explain.
You wouldn't understand.
371
00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:04,489
Well, who's your booking agent?
372
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,346
She knows.
373
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,676
Actually, I don't have
West Coast representation as of yet.
374
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,478
Oh, who's your representation back East?
375
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,732
I mean, I sort of freelanced on my own,
kind like, found my own things.
376
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,059
- 'Cause I...
- So what do you do, Trent?
377
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:23,112
- I'm a producer.
- Cool!
378
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,110
That's great.
379
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,942
Listen, I'm really not
supposed to drink here.
380
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:32,076
We should go someplace else.
How's my place?
381
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,407
- Yeah, that's great.
- Yeah?
382
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,039
- All right?
- Yeah, sure.
383
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,746
- Right.
- Because if you can't drink here...
384
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,751
- Then you can't drink.
- Why not?
385
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:45,210
- That'll be great.
- Okay, great. Let's go.
386
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,928
- You were in Acapulco Beach?
- We watch that all the time.
387
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,181
- No, no, no, no, wait.
- Yeah, yeah.
388
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:58,014
The worst was when I went in
for this After School Special, right?
389
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,815
So I'm sitting in the waiting room...
390
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,486
and there's all these little kids
sitting in the waiting room with me.
391
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,439
And I see that all the kids are signed
in for the exact same role as me.
392
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,719
They're auditioning for
the same role as you?
393
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:09,471
Right.
394
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:13,701
So I check the time and the place.
I'm where I'm supposed to be.
395
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,829
I call my agent up. She says, "Trent,
they asked for you specifically."
396
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,081
- What was the thing?
- I don't know what it was.
397
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,287
It was "Drugs are Bad."
"Jenny Eats Something."
398
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,214
Whatever.
It's After School Special bullshit.
399
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,961
- Right.
- "Jenny Eats Something."
400
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:29,046
The role I'm reading for is "brother."
I'm reading for the part of "brother."
401
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,631
Big brother or little brother?
402
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,888
- Just brother, man. Just brother.
- No.
403
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,290
Just brother, right? Finally I get
to go in and meet everyone, right?
404
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,396
Mikey, I'm telling you, man.
I was money.
405
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,066
It's a starring role.
I practiced for like a week. Right?
406
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,565
So I'm reading with the casting director
and, girls, I literally start crying.
407
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,567
- No.
- I swear to God.
408
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,470
Now, the casting director who's reading
with me kinda gets caught up in the vibe.
409
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,405
She starts crying.
410
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,238
- Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God.
- Wow.
411
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,324
So now she's crying. I'm crying.
412
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:02,253
We're both kinda crying, but not like,
not the kind of crying that's like...
413
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,831
But the kind of crying
that's like we're trying not to cry.
414
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:08,168
Do you know what I mean? Like we're not
trying to... whatever. It was very cool.
415
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,004
So I finished reading with her.
416
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,840
I finally hold up my finger,
like give me a minute here.
417
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,845
- Right.
- Like give me a minute.
418
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:19,349
More than that, 'cause I'm in it.
But like I'm broke. But like that.
419
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,525
Give me a second here.
May I have a minute?
420
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:27,696
So I put down my head,
and the whole room sits in silence...
421
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,692
for at least five minutes.
422
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,694
Swear to God, five minutes.
423
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,072
I look up, everyone rips up in applause.
424
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:37,872
The whole room is rip-roaring
clapping it up for me, for big T, right?
425
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,345
Well listen to me now. Everybody
in the room is sitting there
426
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:42,601
tearing their face. They're
crying their eyes out.
427
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,314
The guy working the
camera, you know,
428
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,904
just filming it there?
Got tears in his eyes.
429
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,879
- No, not the camera guy.
- I swear to God, the camera guy.
430
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,052
Not so much from my reading,
although it had a lot to do with it...
431
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,255
but, really, he had
his own things going on.
432
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,808
So the producer starts to talk to me.
433
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,682
He says, "Trent, when you
walked in this room...
434
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,514
I didn't see Trent Walker come in here."
435
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,817
He said, "I saw big brother come
in here." Fuckin' great, right?
436
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,548
He says, "You walked in with
the role, you nailed it, you're great."
437
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,405
- So give me the fuckin' part.
- Give me the fuckin' part. Exactly. Right?
438
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:16,362
Then he says to me... He says, "Trent,
I gotta be honest with you.
439
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,540
I think that it might be
that you may be just a little bit old...
440
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,084
for the role of brother."
441
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,707
So I felt confident,
'cause I gave a good read.
442
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,711
And I say to him, "Well, how old exactly
is the role of brother?"
443
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,712
- Here it comes.
- 'Cause I'm tall.
444
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,406
Here it comes.
445
00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:33,239
But I look young, Mike.
Do I look young, girls?
446
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,296
Yeah, you do.
447
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,383
So he says to me-I swear to God he says
this to me with a straight face.
448
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:42,516
This fucking guy. "A Eleven.
Eleven years old."
449
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,597
- And you said "double down."
- Double down.
450
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,087
Because you know why?
Because you make it happen on the bets.
451
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,022
He's great, isn't he?
452
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:52,572
But the truth of the matter was, you
saw my picture, you saw my tape.
453
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,446
You know I'm 24 years old.
Why did you call me in?
454
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,198
- Wow.
- That's your great bit.
455
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:02,031
Well, we all have stories.
456
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,043
- Wow.
- Yup.
457
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:16,929
Ah. How rude of me. I never...
I never gave you... the tour.
458
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,505
I'm gonna check on my boy.
459
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,022
I'm sure she'll call.
460
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,857
I mean, six years is a long time.
461
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:20,363
You don't just break it off
cleanly after six years.
462
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:23,116
But she did.
And she's with somebody else now.
463
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:25,198
- Already?
- Yeah.
464
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,750
Oh, you poor thing.
465
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,827
You know what? It won't last.
466
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,538
- Why not?
- It's a rebound.
467
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,545
We were a rebound
and we lasted for six years.
468
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:39,846
Well, yeah, but how long was the
relationship she was rebounding from?
469
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,422
Six years.
470
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,059
Can I check my messages real quick?
471
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,629
I have a calling card.
It won't cost anything.
472
00:26:46,654 --> 00:26:47,123
Yeah.
473
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,764
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back.
474
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,896
- I'm not ruining tonight, am I?
- No, it's okay.
475
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,068
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Oh, I understand.
476
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,066
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
477
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,196
T-
478
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,199
Trent.
479
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:15,831
I need to...
480
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,584
No.
481
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:22,263
I gotta use the phone.
482
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:26,434
- You can check 'em tomorrow.
- I need to... I need to use the phone.
483
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,227
Okay? I'm sorry.
484
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,929
Hold on.
485
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,985
I'm sure I... They weren't
in there that long.
486
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:40,360
I don't think we're
interrupting anything.
487
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,202
I have a calling card.
488
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:53,036
So it's a 800-It's a 800 number.
489
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:10,644
- Six years? Oh, poor thing.
- I know.
490
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,392
- And you know what he said?
- What? What?
491
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,473
- And I believe him.
- What?
492
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:17,252
He said, "I just
want her to be happy."
493
00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:18,551
He said that?
494
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,572
- It's so sweet. So sweet.
- That is so sweet.
495
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,990
I know.
496
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,068
I'll make some coffee.
497
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,345
Did she call?
498
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,858
I'm so...
499
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,606
Oh, God.
500
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,985
That's so bad. I'm sorry.
501
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,619
It's gonna be okay.
502
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,567
She asked me what I was thinking about.
503
00:29:11,592 --> 00:29:12,848
What do you want me to do? Lie?
504
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,909
You didn't have to get into it, baby.
505
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,170
I'm sorry about interrupting you guys.
506
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,762
Oh, don't worry about it, Mike.
507
00:29:19,787 --> 00:29:21,569
I just wanted you to have
a good time, that's all.
508
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,171
Christy was nice.
509
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,720
Yeah, I really didn't like
her that much, to be honest.
510
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:26,805
Why not?
511
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:29,824
I don't know, man. She just...
she didn't really do it for me.
512
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,770
What'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
513
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,848
The whole Judy Garland thing
kinda turned me on.
514
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:41,527
- Does that make me some kind of a fag?
- No, baby, you're money.
515
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:48,530
- I don't think she liked me anyway.
- Oh Mike, I'm tellin' you, man.
516
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,703
- She thought you were money.
- I don't think so.
517
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,873
I heard 'em both talking.
Both those girls thought you were money.
518
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,543
You're a good friend.
519
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,664
Look, you take yourself outta the game.
520
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,420
You start talkin' to 'em
about puppy dogs and ice cream...
521
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,299
of course it's going to end up
on the friendship tip.
522
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,801
I just don't think
she liked me in that way.
523
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,633
Baby, you are so money,
and you don't even know it.
524
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:17,222
Look, T, the girls don't go for
me the way they go for you, okay?
525
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,683
- Michelle went for you, right?
- That's different.
526
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:22,734
- Why? How is that different?
- We were younger. It was college.
527
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,398
You didn't go to college.
You don't know how it is.
528
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,800
The girls are young, they drink.
529
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:29,738
- They don't know any better.
- Do you know how stupid that sounds?
530
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,286
Listen to me, Mike.
Your self-esteem is low right now
531
00:30:32,311 --> 00:30:34,767
because she's with somebody else.
532
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,576
But talkin' about it and thinkin' about
it all the time, it's depressing.
533
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,377
It's no good, man.
534
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,126
I just need a little more time.
535
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:47,335
Why, so you can sit around your stuffy
apartment beating yourself up over it?
536
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,994
Remember the first
week after she told you?
537
00:30:50,019 --> 00:30:51,242
Don't remind me.
538
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,301
You couldn't even leave your place.
539
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,513
You know, you just sat around
your stuffy apartment...
540
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:02,441
sitting there, drinking orange juice,
feeling sorry for yourself.
541
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,690
Now look at you, man. Right? I
mean, you got a part in a movie.
542
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:06,404
A day.
543
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:08,297
Whatever, Mike. It's work.
You understand?
544
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:12,986
You're doing what you love to do.
What the hell is she doing now?
545
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,038
Selling scrap metal.
546
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,458
Okay. And this guy she's seeing,
what the hell does he do?
547
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,036
- He drives a carriage.
- What?
548
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:25,627
I heard he drives a carriage
around Central Park or something.
549
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,676
Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin',
outgoing party guy...
550
00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,424
and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey.
551
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,679
Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man.
552
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:39,512
You're better off without this girl.
You gotta trust me on this, Mike.
553
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,065
- All right, buddy?
- Stop talking. Shut up.
554
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:47,315
Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you
I will shut up if you shut the hell up.
555
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,865
- We're gonna make this work.
- You're damn right you're gonna try.
556
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,441
Let's get home.
557
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,111
Los Angeles.
558
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,387
- I don't think I'm gonna take it.
- Look, it's a gig.
559
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,392
This is definitely a step back for me.
560
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,461
There's not much
of a call for Shakespeare in this town.
561
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,897
There's just something
about being Goofy, all right?
562
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,945
Any other Disney
character would be fine.
563
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,272
Mickey? Mickey's an icon.
564
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,735
- Why does it have to be Goofy?
- What do you want? You're tall.
565
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:38,412
How am I gonna tell my parents?
566
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,956
I still haven't told them
I didn't get the series.
567
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,750
You tested over a month ago.
I'm sure they figured it out.
568
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:47,421
It's like, "Mom, hi.
I didn't get that pilot.
569
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:50,124
By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money."
570
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,187
Hey, Rob.
571
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:17,113
You notice I didn't
mention her once today.
572
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:20,788
- I didn't want to say anything.
- Oh, yeah? Why?
573
00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:24,583
It's kind of like not talking to your
pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter.
574
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,539
What do you mean, like you
didn't want to jinx it?
575
00:33:27,564 --> 00:33:28,186
Kinda.
576
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,714
I don't talk about her that much.
577
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,132
- I didn't mention her once today.
- Tend the pin.
578
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,817
The only reason I mentioned
her at all was to
579
00:33:34,842 --> 00:33:36,449
tell you I'm not gonna
talk about her anymore.
580
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,711
I thought you'd appreciate that.
581
00:33:37,736 --> 00:33:39,205
I do. I do. Good for you, Mikey.
582
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:44,891
- Get there.
- Play it out.
583
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:48,645
- I decided to get back out there.
- Good. Glad to hear it.
584
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,275
Can't make any more
excuses for myself.
585
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,252
Excellent.
586
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,907
Do you wanna hit the town tonight?
587
00:33:56,993 --> 00:34:00,156
I shouldn't. It's a weeknight.
588
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:04,832
- You got a Pluto callback?
- Yeah, kick me when I'm down.
589
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:07,956
- All right. Count 'em up.
- How many strokes?
590
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,536
One, two, three-
591
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,672
- Eight, nine.
- What'd you get?
592
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,175
- Eight or a nine.
- I'll give you an eight.
593
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,598
- What did you get?
- I got an eight.
594
00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:25,019
Dead heat after one hole.
It's turning into quite a rivalry.
595
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:28,643
You better replace the pin, Chi Chi.
The natives look restless.
596
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,522
You bitch! You bitch!
597
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,195
Chelios steals to Roenick.
598
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,523
- Money!
- Bitch!
599
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,699
Sue, why is Gretzky on his ass again?
600
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:40,965
Gretzky's a little bitch.
601
00:34:40,990 --> 00:34:43,394
God, this is such bullshit, man.
This is bullshit!
602
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:46,244
The Kings suck in this game.
You should play another team.
603
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,470
I took the Kings to the cup.
604
00:34:47,495 --> 00:34:49,726
Yeah, against the computer
with the offsides off.
605
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,879
- They're a finesse team, bro.
- They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score.
606
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:55,549
You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch!
607
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,780
- Watch out, motherfucker.
- No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow.
608
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,262
It's not even so much me
as it's Roenick. He's good.
609
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,180
Oh, is that right?
610
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,725
- Chelios steals to Roenick.
- You bitch!
611
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,223
Score Chicago!
612
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,225
- That was pretty.
- Such fuckin' bullshit!
613
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,853
But that was pretty, Sue.
Check this out on the instant replay.
614
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:12,542
Dude, do not...
615
00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:14,338
You said it was fuckin' bullshit.
Check it out.
616
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:17,150
Look at it!
617
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,151
- Look at it!
- I don't want to!
618
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,280
Why do you think they put the instant
replay in the fucking game?
619
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,807
- God, you're unbelievable.
- So you can see if it's bullshit.
620
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,168
I am unbelievable. Look at it.
621
00:35:26,193 --> 00:35:28,644
Every goal you're gonna
watch the instant replay?
622
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,688
- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play.
- I want him to learn it.
623
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:31,309
I never get to play.
624
00:35:31,334 --> 00:35:32,773
You should practice
this when I'm not here.
625
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:33,551
Just fuckin' move it.
626
00:35:33,576 --> 00:35:35,276
When I'm not here,
will you practice this?
627
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,382
We'll play some more.
He likes to get scored on.
628
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,551
- Set the game up.
- Great times.
629
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,223
- Yeah?
- Better play defense.
630
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,393
Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor.
The elevator's broken, okay?
631
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,892
Dude, it's Pink Dot.
Would you buzz him in? Hit nine.
632
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,743
I wish they still had fights in this
game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
633
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,105
- They don't have fighting anymore?
- Doesn't that suck?
634
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,591
Why'd they get rid of the fighting?
It's the best part of the old version.
635
00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,606
I think, kids were hitting each other
or something, man.
636
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,012
Yeah, but you know what, Mike? You can
make their heads bleed on this one.
637
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:05,198
- Make somebody's head bleed.
- No, we're in play-offs.
638
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:08,531
I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head
bleed for super fan number 99 over here.
639
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,291
Mikey, get the door?
640
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,606
- Yeah, give me some money.
- Why do I have to give you money?
641
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:16,372
Give me some fuckin' money.
I'm not paying again.
642
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:19,128
Jesus Christ. Pause the game.
643
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,175
Dude, I'm about to do
my thing with the thing.
644
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,031
Pause the game!
645
00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:24,008
- I got fuckin' Wayne.
- Pause it!
646
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:27,558
All right, I'll pause it.
Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day.
647
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,178
- How much do you want?
- Just give me some money.
648
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:35,106
Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here.
Jesus fucking Christ.
649
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,486
There it is, Mikey!
Check it out. His head's bleeding.
650
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,887
Mikey, check it out. His legs...
651
00:36:40,912 --> 00:36:42,679
Little Wayne's legs
are shaking all over.
652
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,687
Fucking bitch!
What did you do that for?
653
00:36:44,712 --> 00:36:46,134
You're the fucking bitch!
654
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,161
What the fuck are you-
Why did you un-pause it?
655
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,364
Come on, man. Come on, peaches.
656
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,449
Dude, get the fuck off me.
I'm not kidding.
657
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,706
- You know what?
- Look at you. Look at you.
658
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,876
- You wanna kiss me. Look at you.
- Get the fuck off.
659
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,584
- Get off!
- Look at you right now.
660
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,006
Get the fuck off me!
661
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,654
You're fuckin' makin' me sick!
You want to kiss me!
662
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:05,922
Hey, hold still. Hold on.
It's the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on.
663
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,929
- Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute?
- Is he brown?
664
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,511
Maybe he'd like to come in
and join us for a cocktail, Michael.
665
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,516
- Is he polite?
- Is he a brown man?
666
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:17,527
If he's polite, have him come in.
If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?
667
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:20,693
Have him come look.
Have him take off his shoes.
668
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,021
Michael, is he clean? I want to see him!
669
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:26,905
Michael, I want to see him.
Don't let him go! Don't let him go.
670
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,532
Get off. I'm serious.
Don't fuckin' do that shit.
671
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,865
Oh, he got away from us.
I'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice?
672
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:38,045
You guys are assholes.
Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals.
673
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,247
- Oh, yeah.
- Nice.
674
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:42,708
- What time is the party tonight?
- It starts at 8:00.
675
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,385
- Everybody'll get there around 10:00.
- So, what, 11:00?
676
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,634
- Midnight.
- Midnight.
677
00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:51,388
I'm gonna bring an old friend
from back home. He just moved out here.
678
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,389
- Who, Rob?
- Yeah, you know him.
679
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,892
Yeah, he's cool.
You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob.
680
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,223
- What does he do?
- He's trying to be an actor.
681
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,525
- What a surprise.
- How novel.
682
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,150
So the party started at 8:00.
683
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,652
Why are we going to a bar at 10:00?
684
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:10,236
To grab a drink before
we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00.
685
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:11,991
Where is this place?
686
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,061
For some reason the cool bars
in Hollywood have to be hard
687
00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:16,019
to find and have no sign.
688
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,827
It's kind of like a speakeasy kind of
thing. It's kinda cool.
689
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,289
It's like you're in
on some kind of secret, you know?
690
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,560
You tell a chick you been
someplace, it's like braggin'
691
00:38:23,585 --> 00:38:25,866
that you know how to find it.
692
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,100
Excuse me.
693
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,402
Excuse me.
694
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:55,702
I'll get a Dewars on the rocks.
What are you getting?
695
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,705
- Budweiser.
- A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud.
696
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:02,288
God, I can't believe
the women in this city.
697
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:06,171
It's like the hottest one percent from-
from all over the world...
698
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:08,468
come to our gene pool.
699
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:10,171
Darwinism at its best.
700
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:13,223
- Yo, Mikey, what's up?
- Charles! How you doin', man?
701
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,801
- You know, man. You know.
- You get that pilot?
702
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,853
Nah, man. I know you didn't. Otherwise
you wouldn't be askin' me, right?
703
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:22,478
- That shit wasn't funny anyway.
- Piece of shit.
704
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,937
Charles, this is my friend Rob
from back East. He just moved out here.
705
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,816
- My pleasure.
- How you doin', man?
706
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,319
This is Charles.
We went to network on a pilot.
707
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:32,651
- Oh, yeah, I tested for one.
- A month ago.
708
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:33,865
Oh man. How'd your folks take it?
709
00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:36,262
Actually, I haven't heard
an official "no" yet.
710
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,824
Oh, so you haven't told them yet.
711
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,586
That's all right, man.
I still haven't told my folks
712
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,064
I didn't get Deep Space Nine.
713
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,999
You figure they'd figure
it out by now, right?
714
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,485
- But Moms keeps asking me.
- Boy, does it hurt when they ask.
715
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,779
I don't even tell them about
anything I'm close on anymore.
716
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:51,010
Not till you book it.
You know, you might get cut out.
717
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:54,761
I'm considering taking a part as Goofy.
718
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,764
- Well, at least it's Disney, right?
- Yeah.
719
00:39:57,854 --> 00:40:00,846
Look, we're going to
this party in the hills.
720
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,570
Some modeling agency. I don't know.
Whatever.
721
00:40:02,595 --> 00:40:04,047
Beautiful babies.
You want to come with?
722
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,772
Yeah, why not?
This place is dead anyway.
723
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,978
Let's go.
724
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,860
No, no, no, no, no.
Now, you got to admit...
725
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:17,446
that the SteadiCam shot
in Goodfellas was the money.
726
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,874
The basement of the-
the restaurant, the Copa in New York.
727
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,983
Through the kitchen, Mike.
728
00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:23,897
It took them four days
to light that shot.
729
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,280
Four days? I don't
know about four days.
730
00:40:25,305 --> 00:40:26,275
Well, that's what I heard.
731
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:28,040
They have to hide all the lights.
732
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,045
Jesus, that must've cost a fortune.
733
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,537
That's nothing, man.
You know how much money
734
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,073
my man spent on that Vegas movie?
735
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,050
Wait. You gotta be nuts
to shoot in a casino.
736
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:37,223
All right, ready. Mean Streets?
737
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:40,473
- That's the dope.
- Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs.
738
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,625
- Stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs.
- Which one?
739
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:45,294
The one right in the beginning where
they're walking in slow motion, man.
740
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,400
How can you even compare the two, man?
741
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,070
Tarantino completely bites
everything from Scorsese.
742
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:52,067
- It's true.
- He's derivative.
743
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,399
You know what?
You gotta admit that did look money.
744
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:57,577
I heard they did that whole
thing for under ten grand.
745
00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:58,826
I don't know what the big deal is.
746
00:40:58,851 --> 00:40:59,808
Everybody steals from everybody.
That's movies.
747
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,152
Let's get the hell out of here
if we wanna make this party.
748
00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:17,710
- How you been? Good to see you.
- Hey, good to see you.
749
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:20,216
- So who threw this party anyway?
- Damned if I know.
750
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,593
- Beats me.
- Hey, I came with you.
751
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:25,015
Nice.
752
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:25,883
Sue!
753
00:43:25,908 --> 00:43:28,245
What's that guy's name again? Sue?
754
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,682
Sue. Yeah. His dad was a big Johnny Cash
fan from what I understand.
755
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:32,991
Oh, right, right, right. The song.
756
00:43:33,016 --> 00:43:34,337
Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue." Right?
757
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,440
So I think that's why
he's such a mean cat.
758
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:39,273
- That guy?
- Oh, he's a bad guy.
759
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:42,075
He don't look it. No, he's mean.
I seen him in a fight once.
760
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:45,745
He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin'
his head into the curb, like his mouth.
761
00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:49,166
Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out.
762
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,994
Fuckin' blood came out
of his fuckin' mouth. It was nasty, man.
763
00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:54,750
- Nice guy, though. That guy's cool.
- Hey, big Mike.
764
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:57,754
Hey, how're you doing? Oh my God!
What are you doing here?
765
00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:00,176
- Marty invited me here.
- Oh, yeah? Cool, cool.
766
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,933
- She looking at me now?
- No.
767
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:11,115
How 'bout now? Is she
looking over here now?
768
00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:12,004
No.
769
00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:20,026
What about now? Is she looking now?
770
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:21,605
No, she's not looking at you, dude.
771
00:44:21,630 --> 00:44:22,928
Will you quit asking me
if she's looking at you?
772
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,428
She hasn't looked at
you... Wait, she just looked.
773
00:44:25,453 --> 00:44:27,220
See what I'm sayin', man?
774
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,780
You understand?
775
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,701
I got some friends I wanna go meet.
I'll talk to you later.
776
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,940
- Nice to see you. I'll give you a call.
- All right. Take care.
777
00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,625
- All right, man.
- Who's that?
778
00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,206
I don't know, man.
779
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,676
You know, there's so
many beautiful women.
780
00:44:45,701 --> 00:44:46,743
Unbelievable, dude.
781
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,892
- Unbelievable.
- Okay, I gotta try once.
782
00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,588
You're a better man
than I am, Charlie Brown.
783
00:44:51,613 --> 00:44:52,124
I have to.
784
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,059
- I made a promise to myself.
- Go. Go for it.
785
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:56,750
I have to get out there sooner or
later, right? So I gotta go now.
786
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:59,902
- Okay, you're gonna be my wing man?
- I'll be your winger.
787
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:17,037
Hi. How are you ladies
doing this evening?
788
00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:21,250
What do you drive?
789
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,509
Excuse me?
790
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,839
What kind of a car do you drive?
791
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,423
Cavalier.
792
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:32,761
See what I mean?
It's the same old shit all the time.
793
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:36,098
It's red. I have a...
It's a red Cavalier.
794
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:37,682
That's nice.
795
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:42,695
- How are you guys doing?
- It's on, Mike. It's on.
796
00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:45,023
- Yeah? Which one?
- Groucho.
797
00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:47,074
With the cigar?
798
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,695
- She's cute, man.
- Jesus Christ.
799
00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:52,701
What's wrong?
800
00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:55,875
- Mike, you just looked right at her.
- Oh. Come on, she didn't notice.
801
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,374
- Yeah, she did.
- I better go in early now.
802
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,798
- I'm sorry, man. I didn't know.
- Don't sweat it, Mike.
803
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,545
It's gonna be a lay-up.
804
00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:10,423
- How're you guys doing?
- Not well.
805
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:13,180
- What, rejected?
- "Shaqued."
806
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,433
Just watch old T-bone there and learn.
807
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:25,022
My whole life people
have told me I have this star quality.
808
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,323
- Is that right?
- Well, I don't know if it's true.
809
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,993
But, well, this one time-
this is really stupid-
810
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:32,411
- but in kindergarten, you know-
- It's all right.
811
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,832
You know how you have those little
crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee.
812
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:39,707
He was really cute, and he wore
Lee Jeans. They said "Lee."
813
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,755
Anyway, I really liked him.
And then one day he told me I was ugly.
814
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:46,176
I started crying,
and my teacher was, like...
815
00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:49,550
"Deidre, you are so emotional.
You are so dramatic.
816
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,426
You should be an actress!"
817
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:54,851
It was, like, that's it!
I should be an actress.
818
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,725
And you know what? I can cry on cue.
819
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,431
- Yeah! Well, totally.
- Uh-huh.
820
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:02,768
That's really been sort of my thing,
you know. It got me into Juilliard.
821
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,103
And the agent said to me
afterwards that he thought...
822
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:07,108
he really was reminded by me...
823
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,361
of Tina Yothers,
you know, from Family Ties.
824
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,819
And he said I looked just like her.
825
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,089
Was that money or what?
826
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,544
Kind of a dick move, if you ask me.
827
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,924
Why, baby? What'd I do wrong?
828
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,742
You asked a girl for her number
and you tore it up.
829
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:33,702
Oh, she didn't see that.
830
00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:36,309
- It doesn't matter.
- That was pretty cold, dude.
831
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,056
What was so cold about it?
832
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,228
Right.
833
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:46,607
See, man, you can't roll with that.
She's business class.
834
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:50,190
- Business class?
- Big butt. You know, can't fly coach?
835
00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,774
You guys are terrible.
836
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:57,663
Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich.
837
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,832
- What else is going on?
- Could hit the Dresden.
838
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,535
Perfect.
839
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:06,169
Good. This place is dead anyway, man.
Let's do it.
840
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,486
What do you say, man?
841
00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,239
Hi, friends.
842
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,198
I know what you're saying, man.
I just don't know what to tell you.
843
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,533
I mean, does it have to be Goofy?
844
00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:08,541
You know, I was Hamlet two months ago
Off-Broadway, and I was good.
845
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,339
- Yeah.
- Wow!
846
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:15,714
- Someone got out of school early today.
- I think, they like our vibe.
847
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:22,968
- Oh, it's on.
- It's definitely on.
848
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,226
God bless you guys.
849
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:49,286
Hi, can I get a Dewars on the rocks?
850
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,172
I can't even get this guy to notice me.
851
00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:59,504
You're laughing at me?
That's funny to you, huh?
852
00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:01,760
Great. Good. Great day.
853
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,932
I'm sorry. I shouldn't.
854
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:07,933
- Let me make it up to you.
- Hang on, Nick.
855
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:11,015
That's pretty-
They know you around here, huh?
856
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,772
Hi. I'll have a Dewars
on the rocks, please.
857
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:18,607
And some more olives
for our little friend here.
858
00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:21,910
Do I know you?
I mean, where do I know you from?
859
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:26,117
You ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico?
860
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:26,925
No.
861
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,099
No? You're sure?
Monday nights, open mike?
862
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:32,082
- I host an open mike there.
- No.
863
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:34,539
Oh, you're a comedian.
864
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:35,633
Yeah.
865
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:41,133
Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot
of hard work and travel and hotels.
866
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,119
I have a new booking agent, though, so
I'm part of the whole Vegas circuits.
867
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:45,599
The money's pretty good.
868
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,895
I might buy a car, I think.
You know, a foreign car.
869
00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:51,439
Treat myself.
I figure I worked for it. Why not?
870
00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:54,521
I know where it is. Starbucks.
871
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,570
I served you an espresso at Starbucks.
872
00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:01,069
Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's
my drink. That's probably it.
873
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,026
That's great. Isn't that funny?
874
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,282
You came in and asked me
for an application.
875
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,989
And then I took you
and introduced you to my manager.
876
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,612
Must've been a while
ago, 'cause I'm...
877
00:52:12,637 --> 00:52:13,985
you know, right now
I have a booking agent.
878
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:17,291
'Cause I've been... you know, I have a
booking agent now that I've got.
879
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:19,045
- No.
- Yeah.
880
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,701
No, I think it was
about two weeks ago.
881
00:52:20,726 --> 00:52:21,743
It was probably more.
882
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,908
Probably longer, 'cause things
have been going very well lately.
883
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,798
So I haven't been looking
for a job in a while.
884
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,740
It could have been someone who
looks like me, 'cause there's a
885
00:52:27,765 --> 00:52:29,410
lot of people who look...
886
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:33,144
- See, I have a face that's similar...
- You better pay the man.
887
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,184
Just take this.
888
00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:40,488
I've been doing very well.
Thank you. Thank you...
889
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,906
- Nikki.
- Nikki. Thank you, Nikki.
890
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:50,661
- We got digits, baby.
- Yeah, what a surprise.
891
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:53,188
What's wrong with you? I saw you
talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby.
892
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,544
She didn't like me, okay?
I made a fool of myself.
893
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:56,857
Baby, don't talk that way.
894
00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:59,239
You're so... you're so money, and
you don't even know it.
895
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:01,004
That's what I keep
tryin' to tell him.
896
00:53:01,029 --> 00:53:02,863
Could you not mess with me right now?
897
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:05,217
- Baby, we're not messing with you.
- We're not.
898
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:08,891
You know what you are? You're like a
big bear with claws and with fangs, man.
899
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:11,844
- Big fuckin' teeth, man.
- Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya.
900
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:15,182
She's just like this little bunny
who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
901
00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:17,687
- Shivering.
- Yeah, man, just kinda...
902
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,456
You know, you got these claws and
you're staring at these
903
00:53:19,481 --> 00:53:20,924
claws, man. And you're
thinkin' to yourself...
904
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,986
with these claws, you're thinkin',
"How am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
905
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,987
And you're pokin' at it, man.
You're pokin' at it.
906
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,640
Yeah, you're not hurtin' it. You're just
kinda gently battin' the bunny around.
907
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,065
You know what I mean? And
the bunny's scared Mike.
908
00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:31,680
The bunny is scared of you.
909
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,710
- And it's shivering.
- You got the fucking claws!
910
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:35,547
These claws and these fangs, man!
911
00:53:35,572 --> 00:53:37,235
You're looking at your claws and
you're looking at your fangs.
912
00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:39,880
You're thinking to yourself,
"I don't know what to do, man.
913
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:41,795
I don't know how to kill the bunny."
With this, you don't know
914
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:43,734
how to kill the bunny!
Do you know what I mean.
915
00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,795
You're like a big bear, man.
916
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:49,035
- So you're not just fuckin' with me?
- No, I'm not fucking with you!
917
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,995
- Honestly!
- Mike, I'm telling you, you're money.
918
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,326
You're so fucking money.
919
00:53:52,413 --> 00:53:54,654
Alright. I want you to go over to that
girl and I want you to get those digits.
920
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,502
- You're money.
- Come here a second. Listen to me.
921
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,063
Look it, when you go up
to talk to her, man...
922
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,646
I don't want you to be the guy
in the PG-13 movie...
923
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,402
everyone's really
hoping makes it happen.
924
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:08,575
I want you to be like the guy
in the rated-R movie, you know?
925
00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:10,744
The guy you're not sure
whether or not you like yet.
926
00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:13,311
You're not sure where he's coming
from, okay? You're a bad man.
927
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,867
You're a bad man. You're a bad man.
928
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,451
Bad man.
929
00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:58,993
All right, all right.
930
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,376
See, baby, it's not that hard.
931
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,754
- 818?
- 310.
932
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:07,881
Nice.
933
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:10,463
- So how long do I wait to call?
- A day.
934
00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:12,924
Tomorrow.
935
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,929
- Tomorrow, then a day.
- Yeah.
936
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:15,728
So two days.
937
00:55:15,753 --> 00:55:17,877
I guess you could
call it that-two days.
938
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:20,272
Definitely. Two days is
like industry standard.
939
00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,120
No, I used to wait two days
to call anybody,
940
00:55:22,145 --> 00:55:23,983
but now it's like everyone
in town waits two days.
941
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,817
So I think three days is kinda money.
What do you think?
942
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,440
Yeah, well. Two's enough
not to look anxious.
943
00:55:28,465 --> 00:55:29,731
Two's enough not to look anxious.
944
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,447
But I think three days is kinda money.
945
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:34,449
Maybe I'll wait three weeks. How's that?
946
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,681
Tell her I was cleaning
out my wallet and
947
00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:36,768
I just happened to run into her number.
948
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:38,703
- Then ask her where you met her.
- Yeah.
949
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:41,707
I don't remember. What does she look
like? Then I'll ask if we fucked.
950
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:44,038
Would that-T, would that be the money?
951
00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:47,625
You know what?
Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want.
952
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,587
But if you call too soon, you might scare
off a nice baby who's ready to party.
953
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,618
How long are you guys gonna
wait to call your babies?
954
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:55,132
Six days.
955
00:55:56,144 --> 00:56:00,388
Different, I don't know, schools or
philosophies, they all can fight each other.
956
00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:05,897
- I think I like this town.
- No, no, gotta go to New Orleans.
957
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,649
Hey, how're you doin'?
958
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,903
Watch where you're going, asshole.
959
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:13,905
What'd you say, bitch?
960
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,743
I said watch where you're going, bitch.
961
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:23,078
- Oh, so you want something.
- Hey, fucker. Hey.
962
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:25,412
- Fuck him up.
- Smack that fuckin' bitch.
963
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:26,273
Yeah, motherfucker.
964
00:56:26,298 --> 00:56:28,193
You got a fucking
problem with me, bitch?
965
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:31,127
Come on! Yeah,
I got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker!
966
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:34,009
- Yeah, come on!
- You're the fuckin' bitch, baby!
967
00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,158
Come on, bitch. You
little fuckin' pussy!
968
00:56:36,183 --> 00:56:37,457
Come on, punk, do it.
969
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,510
- Slap that bitch.
- Roll up, bitch.
970
00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:43,519
Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch!
You're a fuckin' bitch!
971
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,941
You know who the fucking bitch is?
972
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,442
You're the fucking bitch!
973
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:54,199
Motherfucker!
974
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,907
What the fuck?
975
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:04,164
You asshole! What...
Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood?
976
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,434
Now one of us is gonna get shot.
977
00:57:05,459 --> 00:57:07,487
He is a fuckin' bitch.
He ain't gonna do anything, guys.
978
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:10,007
- You fuckin' asshole.
- What a fuckin' dick.
979
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:11,616
What the fuck did you
want me to do, man?
980
00:57:11,641 --> 00:57:12,837
Back down? He called me a bitch.
981
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,299
We kept our rep, bro.
982
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:16,676
Fuck rep, man.
I got a callback tomorrow.
983
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:19,134
Yeah, I gotta get up early tomorrow.
984
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,890
What the fuck are you
carrying a gun for?
985
00:57:23,915 --> 00:57:25,998
Well, in case somebody steps
to you, Snoop Dogg?
986
00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:28,171
Hey, man, you're not from here. Alright?
You don't know how it is.
987
00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:30,232
- I grew up in LA.
- Anaheim.
988
00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:33,906
Whatever, man. It's different out here.
It's not like New York, Mikey.
989
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:37,610
Fuckin'-A right, it's not like New York.
Out here you can avoid trouble.
990
00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:41,322
It's not like you live in Compton, Sue,
with bullets whizzing by your head.
991
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,659
You live in a good neighborhood, man.
In New York trouble finds you.
992
00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:45,914
People get carjacked.
993
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:48,462
Oh, man, who would ever
carjack your fuckin' K car?
994
00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:50,630
He's right, Sue.
You don't need to carry a gat.
995
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:53,175
Listen. Just 'cause I had the balls
to stand up to these fuckin' guys-
996
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,548
Like fuckin' House of Pain
was gonna do anything?
997
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,676
You live in this fucking fantasy world.
998
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:02,681
What about you, Mikey?
At least I fuckin' have balls, man.
999
00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:06,681
You're always whining about some
bitch that left you a year ago!
1000
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,267
It was six months ago,
and she didn't leave me.
1001
00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:12,444
Whatever, man! You're like a
fuckin' little whiny bitch, man.
1002
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:15,009
Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight?
You're gonna fuck it up.
1003
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,114
Hey, Sue.
1004
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,944
No. You know what, have
you gotten laid...
1005
00:58:17,969 --> 00:58:19,968
have you gotten laid once
since you moved out here?
1006
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:20,849
Have you fucked once?
1007
00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:22,934
Why don't you shut the
fuck up for a little bit?
1008
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,370
I know for a fact that you haven't.
You know how I know?
1009
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,791
'Cause you never shut up about it!
You're like a little whiny bitch.
1010
00:58:27,816 --> 00:58:28,727
Shut the fuck up, Sue!
1011
00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,630
- He's fuckin' right.
- Shut up! Hey, Mike, come here.
1012
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:34,880
Mike, come back here!
Mike, come back here!
1013
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:37,837
- He was fuckin' pissing me off!
- Just shut the fuck up.
1014
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:39,006
Just shut the fuck up, alright?
1015
00:58:39,031 --> 00:58:41,194
I don't even want to fuckin'
talk to you right now.
1016
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:43,721
Shut the fuck up!
1017
00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:03,078
You have no messages.
1018
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,172
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
1019
01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:02,759
Hi. Nikki, this is Mike.
1020
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:06,467
I met you at the...
at the Dresden tonight.
1021
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:10,471
I just called to say
that I had a great time...
1022
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:13,933
and you should call me tomorrow,
or in two days, whatever.
1023
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,018
Anyway, my number...
1024
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:21,028
is 213-555-4679...
1025
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:38,545
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
1026
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,546
Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again.
1027
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,407
I just called 'cause it sounded like
your machine might've cut me off...
1028
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:46,549
before I finished leaving my number.
1029
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,886
Any way, and also, sorry
to call so late...
1030
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,393
but you were still at the Dresden when I
left, so I knew I'd get your machine.
1031
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:56,896
Anyhow, my number's 2-1 -
1032
01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:07,160
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
1033
01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:11,161
213-555-4679.
That's it. Just wanna leave my number.
1034
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:14,710
I didn't want you to think
I was weird or desperate.
1035
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,792
We should just hang out...
1036
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,373
and see where it goes.
1037
01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:22,801
'Cause it's nice and you know,
no expectations.
1038
01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:25,801
So, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
1039
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,942
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
1040
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,913
I just got out of a six-year
relationship, okay?
1041
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,283
That should help explain
why I'm acting so weird.
1042
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,452
I just wanted you to know that.
1043
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,452
It's... it's not you, it's me.
I'm sorry.
1044
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,577
This is Mike.
1045
01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:08,009
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
1046
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:11,512
Hi, Nikki, this is Mike.
Could you just, call me when you get in?
1047
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:14,283
I'm gonna be up for a while
and I'd rather speak to you in person...
1048
01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:16,347
instead of trying to fit it all into-
1049
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:17,602
Fuck!
1050
01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:28,784
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
1051
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:32,946
Nikki? Mike.
1052
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,496
It's just...
1053
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,497
This just isn't working out.
1054
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,922
I think you're great, but...
1055
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:45,126
Maybe we should just take
some time off from each other.
1056
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,545
It's not you, it's me.
1057
01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:49,158
It's what... It's what
I'm going through.
1058
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:50,224
All right?
1059
01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:54,134
It's only been six months...
1060
01:02:54,229 --> 01:02:57,392
- Mike?
- Nikki! Great!
1061
01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:01,271
Did you... did you just walk in,
or were you listening all along?
1062
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:04,023
Don't ever call me again.
1063
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:07,027
Wow. I guess you're home.
1064
01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,589
Hey, this is Mike.
Leave a message after the beep.
1065
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:38,312
Hey, Mikey, it's Trent.
You home? You there?
1066
01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,264
All right, man, I guess you're not home.
1067
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,937
Listen, why don't you
come out tonight, Mikey?
1068
01:03:41,962 --> 01:03:43,374
I haven't seen you for two days.
1069
01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:46,107
We're gonna play hockey
at Sue's house until 10:30...
1070
01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:49,110
and then we're either going to the
Lava Lounge for Sinatra Night...
1071
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,033
or we'll be at the Derby
for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.
1072
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,862
We might also check out
Swing Night at the El Rey.
1073
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:58,119
And if we're not there we'll be
at the Three of Clubs, all right?
1074
01:03:58,209 --> 01:04:02,077
Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room,
so come on out and meet up with us.
1075
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,833
See you soon, gorgeous.
1076
01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:01,432
Hey, this is Mike.
Leave a message after the beep.
1077
01:05:01,523 --> 01:05:03,434
Mikey, it's Rob. I'm downstairs.
1078
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:06,517
Come on, pick it up and
buzz me in, buddy.
1079
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:08,318
Come on, open up.
1080
01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:37,547
Thanks, man.
1081
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,187
You eat anything today?
1082
01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:53,233
Yesterday?
1083
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,440
You haven't been drinking, have you?
1084
01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,025
Just orange juice.
1085
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:13,000
Sorry about what happened
at the Dresden, man.
1086
01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:15,051
Oh, don't worry about it, man.
1087
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,051
It's like, now I have my LA gun story.
1088
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:21,350
You should hear the way I tell it
to the guys back home. It's an Uzi.
1089
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,692
- You wanna talk about it?
- What's the point?
1090
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:41,032
Hey, it's been two days.
You should call that Nikki girl.
1091
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:46,908
Not your type.
1092
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,955
I'm thinking of moving back East.
1093
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:57,882
- Well, that's dumb.
- What's so dumb about it?
1094
01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:00,885
You're doing really well out here, Mike.
1095
01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:02,841
How well am I doin'?
1096
01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:06,679
I... I host an open mike.
I play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie.
1097
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,263
Big fuckin' deal.
1098
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:10,895
I got an agent
that specializes in magicians.
1099
01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:12,896
How good am I doin'?
1100
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:15,649
Did you get turned down for Goofy?
1101
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,651
They turned you down?
1102
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:22,157
Yeah, they went with somebody
who had some more theme park experience.
1103
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,409
I killed for that job.
1104
01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:28,743
The point is, Mike, it all depends
on how you look at it. All right?
1105
01:07:28,836 --> 01:07:30,627
I mean, you're telling
me that your life sucks.
1106
01:07:30,752 --> 01:07:32,370
That means my life is god-awful.
1107
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,093
You know, part of the reason
that I moved out here
1108
01:07:35,118 --> 01:07:36,865
is because I saw how well
you were doing...
1109
01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,636
and I figured if you could
make it, then I could make it too.
1110
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:40,790
I didn't make it.
1111
01:07:40,815 --> 01:07:43,705
You got an agent.
You got in the unions.
1112
01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:46,556
You know, that's your problem,
is that you-
1113
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:50,643
You don't look at
the things that you have.
1114
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,441
You only look at the
stuff you don't have.
1115
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,735
Those guys are right about you.
You're money.
1116
01:07:57,365 --> 01:07:59,106
Then why won't she call?
1117
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:04,410
She won't call because you left.
1118
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:09,370
She's got her own life to deal
with, man, and that's in New York.
1119
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:12,373
Alright. She's a sweet girl
and I love her to pieces...
1120
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:14,830
but fuck her, man-
you gotta get on with your life.
1121
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,940
You gotta let go of the
past, and Mikey, when you do
1122
01:08:17,965 --> 01:08:20,739
I'm telling you the
future is beautiful.
1123
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,967
All right? Look out the window.
1124
01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:27,051
It's sunny every day here.
It's like manifest destiny.
1125
01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:32,060
Don't tell me we didn't make it.
We made it. We are here.
1126
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:35,063
And everything that is past
is prologue to this.
1127
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:38,111
All of the shit that
didn't kill us is only-
1128
01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:41,064
You know. All that shit.
1129
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:42,695
You're gonna get over it.
1130
01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:50,328
How did you get over it?
I mean... How long did it take?
1131
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:54,878
I don't know. Sometimes it still hurts.
1132
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,251
You know how it is, man. It's like...
1133
01:08:57,342 --> 01:09:00,175
You wake up every day,
it hurts a little bit less...
1134
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:03,424
then you wake up one day
and it doesn't hurt at all.
1135
01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,380
And the funny thing is...
1136
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,637
This is kinda weird, but it's like...
1137
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,386
it's like you almost miss that pain.
1138
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:18,522
You miss the pain?
1139
01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:24,191
Yeah, for the same reason
that you miss her.
1140
01:09:24,285 --> 01:09:27,653
Because you...
you lived with it for so long.
1141
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,410
Let's go get something to eat.
1142
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,837
All right. Sure.
1143
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:39,665
You look like shit.
1144
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:49,549
- Mikey! What's up, man?
- You wanna play again, motherfucker?
1145
01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:52,261
I'm glad you came out tonight.
It's good to see you.
1146
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,022
You're my problem, you
bitch motherfucker!
1147
01:09:54,047 --> 01:09:54,666
Come on in.
1148
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,643
- Come on, bitch!
- You want some?
1149
01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,896
- Hey, guys! Mikey's here!
- What's up, Mikey?
1150
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,647
What's up. Baby?
1151
01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:05,277
- Oh, so you want some? You want some?
- You ain't shit!
1152
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:08,781
Roll up, bitch! Roll up!
Roll. That's right.
1153
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:11,822
You run. You run, baby.
1154
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,953
Blast him! Come on, hit him!
1155
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,954
- All right.
- Okay, bitch.
1156
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,956
- You ready, hip-hop?
- Uh-huh.
1157
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:21,165
- Come on, man! Let's move it up!
- Hey, man.
1158
01:10:21,259 --> 01:10:22,841
What are they doing here?
1159
01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:24,668
Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man.
1160
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,026
We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's.
1161
01:10:26,051 --> 01:10:27,574
It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up.
1162
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,598
I apologized, bought 'em some chicken
and waffles. It's totally fine.
1163
01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:34,178
They fuckin' love T, man.
That boy can talk.
1164
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:41,101
More important, man,
I'm sorry about what I said.
1165
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:44,733
I was out of line.
I was drunk, my adrenaline was goin'.
1166
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:47,691
Yeah, you know, whatever.
I needed a good kick in the ass.
1167
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,074
I don't know.
We're better friends for it. All right?
1168
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:54,702
All right, man.
1169
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,874
- Roll up, bitch! Roll!
- Come on, let's see it!
1170
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:59,077
- Thanks, man.
- Get off me!
1171
01:11:00,298 --> 01:11:02,130
I been hatin' myself
for the last few days.
1172
01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:04,371
That's all right.
I keep it in the zone.
1173
01:11:04,396 --> 01:11:06,234
Look, I know what that's like.
1174
01:11:06,304 --> 01:11:09,217
- Come on, Superman.
- You watchin', New Kids On The Block?
1175
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:12,265
- Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving?
- Five minutes, baby.
1176
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:15,722
Hey, Mikey, you should call that
girl Nikki. It's been two days.
1177
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,804
See if she wants to meet you there.
1178
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:36,489
Hey, Curt.
1179
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:43,588
We got a line.
T, We got a line.
1180
01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:45,335
Hey, what's up, Lisa?
1181
01:11:46,761 --> 01:11:49,674
- Hey guys, let's just take the front.
- We don't gotta wait in line.
1182
01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,254
Come on, Mike.
1183
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,849
Hey, hey, Tony. Whadda ya say, man?
1184
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,851
- How you doin' tonight?
- Hey, Gary.
1185
01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:03,730
- What's goin' on?
- Hey, Tony, man, how'd the audition go?
1186
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:04,682
Not happening, man.
1187
01:12:04,707 --> 01:12:06,882
You look like you been
workin' out though.
1188
01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,859
- All right.
- How you doin', man?
1189
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:10,861
Watch the steps. They're greasy.
1190
01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,430
Hey, whadda ya say, man?
1191
01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:41,138
Hey, how's it goin'? What's up?
1192
01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:43,314
- Hey.
- ¿Qué Paso?
1193
01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:48,232
How you doin', Anna? Good to see you.
I'll see you soon. Alright.
1194
01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:50,563
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hola. ¿Cómo estás??
1195
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:52,740
Raoul, what's up, man? How's it goin'?
1196
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,738
Keep the waters comin'.
1197
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,397
Come on, Daddy, let's get us a drink.
1198
01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:43,120
Swing it, kid!
1199
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:50,627
Yo! Bartender!
1200
01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:02,636
- Hey, Scotty.
- Yeah?
1201
01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,260
Okay!
1202
01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,258
- To ladies?
- To ladies.
1203
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:41,048
Gin time.
1204
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,472
I don't know. I called you Monday.
1205
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:48,773
You called me? Well, who did you
talk to? I was home Monday.
1206
01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:50,576
It surprises me that
you've never mentioned
1207
01:14:50,601 --> 01:14:52,214
her before, all the
times we've hung out.
1208
01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:54,730
- You never even mentioned me?
- Very pretty girl.
1209
01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:56,744
I totally mentioned her.
I totally mentioned you.
1210
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,274
I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know.
1211
01:14:58,369 --> 01:15:01,111
- Hi, Mike. How are you?
- You know what's funny?
1212
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:04,869
- When we played football that day-
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
1213
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:08,452
I don't remember you ever leaving long
enough to make a phone call to anybody.
1214
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,662
This is what happened.
She's a nice girl.
1215
01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:15,935
Excuse me.
1216
01:16:33,297 --> 01:16:34,958
- Hi.
- Hi.
1217
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:39,091
- I'm Mike.
- Hi, Mike.
1218
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,670
- I'm Lorraine.
- Like the quiche.
1219
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:45,052
Yeah, yeah, the quiche.
That's a really original joke.
1220
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,388
I like quiche. How's that?
1221
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:52,564
Yeah? Well,
I thought real men didn't like quiche.
1222
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:56,393
Yeah, well, my reputation seems
to have preceded me here.
1223
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:58,728
You're not a real man?
1224
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,780
Not lately, no.
1225
01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:03,737
Not funny, okay?
1226
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:06,490
- You're fuckin' hurting feelings here.
- Hey, it's on. It's on.
1227
01:17:07,164 --> 01:17:09,781
- It's on.
- It is so on.
1228
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:18,749
I figured, they make movies in LA,
not in Wisconsin, so I moved here.
1229
01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:20,754
Just like that.
1230
01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:23,204
Well, yeah. It wasn't
that simple, but...
1231
01:17:23,229 --> 01:17:24,407
How was it hard?
1232
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,432
I left someone really special behind.
1233
01:17:28,519 --> 01:17:30,430
Tell me about it.
1234
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,263
- You too?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1235
01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:35,268
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
1236
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:37,979
- I thought I was gonna die.
- Oh, God.
1237
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:41,859
It's been six months and I'm just
starting to like get over it now.
1238
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:44,281
Wow, that's two more than me.
1239
01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:48,362
- Tell me it gets better.
- Oh, it does, yeah. It does.
1240
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:50,946
God bless him.
1241
01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:54,500
God bless that kid.
1242
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,794
That's great, man.
1243
01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:58,792
What advantages, you mean?
1244
01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:02,296
Yeah. I mean, you said there are
advantages to being single.
1245
01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:04,969
I just wanna know what
the advantages are.
1246
01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:08,468
Well, exactly, it's like,
you know, you have...
1247
01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:11,760
If you meet a girl in a
bar and you talk to her...
1248
01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,061
you don't have to worry
if anybody's watching you.
1249
01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:15,513
What else?
1250
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:18,020
What? You can do
whatever you want, you know.
1251
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:21,193
You grow, go out, anything.
1252
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,489
Like, if I met a handsome
young man at a bar...
1253
01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:26,907
I could just ask him to dance?
1254
01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:30,035
If the guy wanted to, yeah.
1255
01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:32,079
You don't think he would want to?
1256
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:37,081
Oh, yeah-No, I mean, he would want
to with you. Sure. I mean, if he...
1257
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:40,709
Sure. Maybe it's just that
he doesn't feel like dancing.
1258
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,757
Would you dance with me?
1259
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:46,293
Okay.
1260
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:53,514
Dude, check it out, dude.
I swear to God, it's fuckin' on.
1261
01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:56,016
- Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude.
- I know. It's on.
1262
01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:58,017
- Give it up for Mike.
- Look, I-
1263
01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:01,021
- Dude, it's fucking on, dude!
- Okay, okay. It's on, dude.
1264
01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:03,853
- It's on. To you.
- Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.
1265
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,446
Thanks.
1266
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,810
This is it.
1267
01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:36,232
Yeah.
1268
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:39,159
- I had a great time tonight.
- Me too.
1269
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:43,080
We should do it again some time.
1270
01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:45,249
I'll be around.
1271
01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:49,329
That's not gonna be good enough.
I wanna make plans to see you again.
1272
01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:54,212
I got a pen in my car.
1273
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:58,922
I mean, yeah.
Do you have something to write on?
1274
01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:00,347
Yeah. Yeah.
1275
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,272
Oh, you're a comedian.
1276
01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:10,349
Yeah, and an actor. Kind of.
1277
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,524
Can I come see you some time?
1278
01:23:13,614 --> 01:23:16,527
If and when I get a real gig,
I'll give you a call. How's that?
1279
01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,608
It's not going too well?
1280
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:22,036
No, when I lived in New York
they made it sound...
1281
01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:26,958
like they were giving sitcoms out
to stand-ups at the airport here.
1282
01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:30,127
I been here six months,
all I got to show for it is black lung.
1283
01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:40,050
Didn't you tell me
that I should be patient with my career?
1284
01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:43,883
Yeah, but entertainment law
isn't something that you just jump into.
1285
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:47,186
Well, neither is acting,
not if you're serious about it.
1286
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:51,770
- Yeah.
- Can I have one of these cards?
1287
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,522
- Why? You like the duck with the cigar?
- Yeah.
1288
01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:57,150
Yeah, it's the logo
from You Bet Your Life.
1289
01:23:58,075 --> 01:24:00,316
- Nice touch.
- I can't believe you got that.
1290
01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,822
You know, not one club owner got that.
1291
01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:05,029
They all asked me why I
got Donald Duck on my card.
1292
01:24:05,123 --> 01:24:07,410
They're idiots. At least it's not Goofy.
1293
01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:14,835
Well, I guess I should be getting home.
It's really getting late.
1294
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:18,088
Yeah, sure. It's gettin'
kinda late, so you probably-
1295
01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:22,092
Do you want me to drive you to your car?
1296
01:24:22,182 --> 01:24:24,264
That's my hog right-
1297
01:24:24,351 --> 01:24:26,809
No, I'm across the street. Yeah.
1298
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:29,808
- Yeah? Which one?
- The red piece of shit over there.
1299
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,515
- Yeah? Well, it suits you.
- Get the hell outta here.
1300
01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:34,099
Okay.
1301
01:25:04,474 --> 01:25:05,384
Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!
1302
01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:05,472
Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!
1303
01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:07,216
Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!
1304
01:25:10,063 --> 01:25:12,930
- Will you shut up?
- You were great tonight!
1305
01:25:15,193 --> 01:25:16,228
There she is!
1306
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,434
The wonderful lady. Right?
1307
01:25:18,459 --> 01:25:20,739
Personality plus, all the time.
Everytime I come in here.
1308
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,571
Nothin' but smiles for me.
Whatever. Here it is.
1309
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,278
Dinner at the Apollo. Me and you.
1310
01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:29,613
- See that? He's being funny.
- Whatever.
1311
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,283
I don't have to be liked by everyone.
1312
01:25:31,308 --> 01:25:32,895
Some don't like me.
I don't like certain people.
1313
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:35,479
Darling, I think everything looks
absolutely wonderful.
1314
01:25:35,504 --> 01:25:36,356
Thank you.
1315
01:25:36,423 --> 01:25:39,131
Aww. What the hell are
you kickin' me for?
1316
01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:40,833
Fine, I'll ask her.
You want me to ask her?
1317
01:25:40,927 --> 01:25:43,919
Ma'am! Where do the high school girls
hang out around here?
1318
01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,597
You know what, man, you were
fuckin' off your ass tonight.
1319
01:25:46,683 --> 01:25:48,674
Where'd you learn to
do all those stuff, man?
1320
01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:51,761
- The twirly-whirly-
- Jackknife, shut up.
1321
01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:54,187
I took a ballroom class with Michelle.
1322
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:57,266
She's the only one I danced with
till tonight. That Lorraine is good.
1323
01:25:57,361 --> 01:26:00,649
You are definitely good. Did you even
see how she was vibing you tonight?
1324
01:26:00,739 --> 01:26:02,229
Sorry, man.
1325
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:03,374
You know what you probably coulda hit
1326
01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:04,589
that if you didn't
have to take us home.
1327
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,617
- Definitely.
- It's not like that.
1328
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:08,697
Don't give me that shit, Mike.
I think she likes you.
1329
01:26:08,722 --> 01:26:09,594
I know she does.
1330
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,077
- I really do!
- Shut up, okay? I know she likes me.
1331
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,977
I just didn't wanna
do anything tonight.
1332
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:15,104
Yeah, you know what, Mike?
1333
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:16,559
Honestly you should probably wait
three days before you call her.
1334
01:26:16,584 --> 01:26:17,148
You don't have to wait.
1335
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,150
- He should wait two days.
- If he's smart about it-
1336
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,462
You know what?
I have it under control. Okay?
1337
01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:24,213
He has it under control.
1338
01:26:24,304 --> 01:26:26,591
Well, I guess we don't have to worry
about him anymore.
1339
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,593
Our little baby's all "growns" up.
1340
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,971
- You know what?
- Shut up. Come on.
1341
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:33,974
- Our little baby's all "growns" up.
- Why do you have to-
1342
01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:36,977
I'm not even hungry.
I couldn't touch it.
1343
01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:41,982
Why do you have to make a major production
every time we go out and embarrass me?
1344
01:26:42,072 --> 01:26:44,939
You know what-
Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all I need.
1345
01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:48,321
Our little boy's all
"growns" up tonight!
1346
01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:51,825
You know what, big boy?
You're grown up! You're grown up!
1347
01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:54,077
Yeah! Dig that!
1348
01:26:54,167 --> 01:26:56,078
Is this a fuckin' production for ya?
1349
01:26:56,169 --> 01:26:59,878
'Cause you're "growns" up and you're
"growns" up and you're "growns" up.
1350
01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:02,707
I'm the asshole in the place.
Right? I'm the asshole?
1351
01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:05,213
- Oh, God.
- I'm outta here, honey.
1352
01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:08,671
I wouldn't eat here-
I would never eat here anyway.
1353
01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:58,079
- Hello?
- Hi, Michael.
1354
01:28:59,459 --> 01:29:03,953
- Michelle?
- Hi. How's it going? It's been a while.
1355
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:09,258
- Six months.
- How are you doin'?
1356
01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:15,598
- Fine, I guess. How are you?
- Good.
1357
01:29:18,395 --> 01:29:20,727
I think about things.
1358
01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:24,432
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1359
01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:27,859
What kind of things?
1360
01:29:27,946 --> 01:29:29,778
You know, us.
1361
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,824
- I thought you met someone else.
- It doesn't matter.
1362
01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:38,245
- I think about you every day.
- Really?
1363
01:29:38,331 --> 01:29:41,699
I miss you, Mike.
1364
01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:43,909
Why didn't you call?
1365
01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:47,372
I don't know. I mean, I couldn't.
1366
01:29:47,465 --> 01:29:49,752
Do you know how hard it is
to not call you?
1367
01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:53,211
I mean, I pick up the phone every night,
whenever that commercial comes on.
1368
01:29:53,305 --> 01:29:54,670
The Michelin commercial?
1369
01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:57,131
Yeah, you know, the one
with the baby in the tire.
1370
01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,138
One time I started to cry
right in front of Pierre.
1371
01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:02,890
Pierre? That's his name, Pierre?
What, is he French?
1372
01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:04,929
No, he's not. Listen,
it's a whole other
1373
01:30:04,954 --> 01:30:07,090
headache and I don't
want to talk about him.
1374
01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:11,066
I called 'cause I heard you might
be moving back to Queens.
1375
01:30:13,617 --> 01:30:16,860
Yeah. Hang on a second.
Let me get rid of this.
1376
01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:19,035
- Hello?
- Hi, Mike?
1377
01:30:19,122 --> 01:30:21,238
- Lorraine!
- Are you on the other line?
1378
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,745
- Yeah. Oh, hang on a second-
- I could call back.
1379
01:30:23,835 --> 01:30:26,873
No, no. You hang on, okay?
I want... I want to talk to you.
1380
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:28,920
Just hold on. Hello?
1381
01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:32,090
So I heard you might be
moving back to New York.
1382
01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:33,997
Yeah. Listen, I don't think that's
going to be happening just yet.
1383
01:30:34,022 --> 01:30:36,320
Can I call you right back?
1384
01:30:36,389 --> 01:30:40,758
Well, I'm going out of town for a week
and the cab's on its way.
1385
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,843
Can't you just talk to me
for five minutes?
1386
01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:45,625
Look, there's somebody holding on the
other line. I have to take this call.
1387
01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:49,233
I really want to catch up with you,
but I have to take the call.
1388
01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:51,731
So just, I'm gonna call you back
when you get back into town.
1389
01:30:51,821 --> 01:30:53,562
- Okay?
- Okay.
1390
01:30:53,657 --> 01:30:55,568
- Is that okay?
- Yeah.
1391
01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:57,900
- Really? You sure?
- It's all right. All right.
1392
01:30:57,994 --> 01:31:00,076
- All right, bye-bye.
- Good-bye. I love-
1393
01:31:00,163 --> 01:31:00,911
Hello?
1394
01:31:00,936 --> 01:31:03,179
Hi. You didn't have to get
off of the other line.
1395
01:31:03,249 --> 01:31:04,569
I would've called you back.
1396
01:31:04,594 --> 01:31:06,641
No, that's okay.
I wanted to talk to you.
1397
01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:08,918
You know, I really could-
could've called you back.
1398
01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:10,797
Anyway, I probably
should have waited two days.
1399
01:31:10,822 --> 01:31:12,613
That's what my friends said.
But...
1400
01:31:12,676 --> 01:31:15,237
God, I sound like such a schoolgirl.
It's just, they have this thing, okay?
1401
01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:17,172
It's at The Room.
It's Sinatra's birthday.
1402
01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:20,847
And it's one of these Hollywood clubs
and there's no sign.
1403
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:23,767
I don't even understand
why they don't have any signs.
1404
01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:26,185
It's just I'm really bad at this.
1405
01:31:26,272 --> 01:31:29,640
I just want to know
if you might want to go with me.
1406
01:31:33,196 --> 01:31:36,405
- So, you hung up on which one?
- Michelle.
1407
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,983
- You hung up with your girlfriend.
- Ex.
1408
01:31:39,077 --> 01:31:40,930
- Oh, now she's your ex.
- She was always my ex.
1409
01:31:40,954 --> 01:31:42,444
Yeah, right.
1410
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:49,793
- You hung up with her?
- I wanted to take the other call.
1411
01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:51,737
What'd she say when
you called her back?
1412
01:31:51,762 --> 01:31:52,395
I didn't.
1413
01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:58,253
- You didn't call her back?
- No.
1414
01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,836
Why not, Mike?
1415
01:32:01,391 --> 01:32:03,052
It didn't occur to me.
1416
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,768
Didn't occur to you.
1417
01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:09,517
It didn't.
1418
01:32:10,567 --> 01:32:14,356
You been tearing yourself up
about this girl for six months.
1419
01:32:16,322 --> 01:32:17,858
Didn't occur to you?
1420
01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:20,117
No.
1421
01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:25,992
Well, Michael, I'll bite.
1422
01:32:29,252 --> 01:32:31,710
You know, man, I didn't
understand it either.
1423
01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:34,003
It's all so hard.
1424
01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:36,770
Then it hit me on the way over here,
you know, like a ton of bricks.
1425
01:32:36,843 --> 01:32:38,333
It's just so simple.
1426
01:32:39,512 --> 01:32:42,095
- When you-
- Dude, dude, wait a second.
1427
01:32:46,269 --> 01:32:49,261
I'm getting vibe like
in a really weird way here.
1428
01:32:51,107 --> 01:32:54,145
This girl's looking at me
like she knows me a little bit.
1429
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,880
- You don't recognize her?
- Mike, I don't know.
1430
01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:57,467
I could've been out with
Sue one night drinking
1431
01:32:57,492 --> 01:32:59,466
and told her I was a race
car driver or something.
1432
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,154
No, I think I would remember this girl.
1433
01:33:03,244 --> 01:33:07,613
I don't think I've ever met her before.
I would definitely remember this one.
1434
01:33:07,707 --> 01:33:11,541
She got a lot of confidence, man.
She's doing like-
1435
01:33:12,629 --> 01:33:15,041
- Wow.
- What's going-
1436
01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:17,418
Mike, stop, stop.
Stop, all right? Just stop.
1437
01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:19,876
She's playing a little game,
like a fun thing with me.
1438
01:33:19,969 --> 01:33:23,712
Come on, you little party girl.
That's it. Come on. Fun little games?
1439
01:33:23,807 --> 01:33:27,471
You want to play fun little games? Come
on, you nasty little, cute little baby.
1440
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,050
What are you doing?
1441
01:33:29,145 --> 01:33:31,386
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Stop. Don't. Don't, don't.
1442
01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:34,223
She's smiling at me.
She's playing fun little baby games.
1443
01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:37,400
She don't know me. She doesn't know
my address. You know my address?
1444
01:33:37,487 --> 01:33:40,400
You little-Oh, you-Hold on.
1445
01:33:40,490 --> 01:33:42,902
She's coming over, dude.
Play it cool. She's coming over.
1446
01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:44,950
She's like the wild loony.
But I threw, like, the great vibe
1447
01:33:44,975 --> 01:33:46,634
at her, like the funny vibe.
1448
01:33:46,704 --> 01:33:48,194
You'll see.
1449
01:33:49,415 --> 01:33:52,407
- Shit.
- Mommy's big boy.
1450
01:33:52,502 --> 01:33:55,369
We're going bye-bye now.
Yes, we're going bye-bye.
1451
01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:59,127
We're gonna go home,
gonna play with Daddy.
1452
01:34:07,308 --> 01:34:10,551
So you called her up, right?
1453
01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:13,624
Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you
call her? You said you didn't call her.
1454
01:34:13,648 --> 01:34:16,140
Why didn't you call her? Mike?
1455
01:34:16,526 --> 01:34:18,312
Mike?