1 00:00:00,334 --> 00:00:02,467 Lap. Play. 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:03,735 You want to play? 3 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,670 You want to play on my lap? 4 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,539 Or the couch? 5 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:10,142 Eat. Car. Car. 6 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,010 Now you're just [bleep] with me. 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,545 Girl's trip! 8 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:16,014 Gentle. Morning energy, please. 9 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,817 I've been up since 3:30 am. I've already had dinner. 10 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,019 [ grunting ] 11 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,421 Y'know how we've always fantasized about 12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,891 Touring the regional offices in the lower northeastern region? 13 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,893 -No. -Poison groundwater? 14 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,896 Interspecial dating? '70s architecture? 15 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,298 Hard pass. Mere. 16 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,168 It's just two best friends hitting the road, 17 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:39,103 Eating snacks, harmonizing to songs from my aughts mix. 18 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,705 And best of all, you don't have a choice 19 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,574 Because I'm your boss, technically. Technically. 20 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,643 Car's packed and ready to go! 21 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,045 Oh, good, printed directions. 22 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,313 Where the hell's buttzville? 23 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:50,248 It's where we make the lady pump. 24 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,583 The what? 25 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,918 From the little miss sebben personal protection line. 26 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,320 It's a pink shotgun for the gal 27 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,522 Who wants to look chic downing a grouse. 28 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,992 They'll let us rack a couple, you know. 29 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:01,393 Fine. I'm in. 30 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,462 Why didn't you lead with the guns? 31 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,797 You said it was urgent? 32 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:06,331 Yep. We're going to buttzville. 33 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,733 Wow, pegging really has gone mainstream. 34 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,804 [ laughs nervously ] what's pegging? 35 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:14,606 Oh. The town. Rack a couple for me. 36 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,542 Ugh, it's south of assburg? I'm back out. 37 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:21,747 Come on, we never spend any time where it's just us girls. 38 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:27,352 Charlie, as much I'd love a contralto in the car, 39 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:30,022 I'm gonna need you to hold down the fort while we're gone. 40 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:33,025 I now pronounce you interim ceo of sebben & sebben. 41 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,828 Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait. 42 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,962 Okay, I know where this thing's been. 43 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:39,231 Buttzville. 44 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:40,765 ♪ hey! ♪ 45 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,434 [ rapping ] ♪ who's the girl that saves the world? ♪ 46 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,968 ♪ hey! ♪ 47 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,170 [ rapping ] ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪ 48 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,072 [ imitating fanfare ] birdgirl! 49 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,775 Mmm. Girl's trip? 50 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,045 I told you these outfits made sense. 51 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:56,648 Gillian, can you give birdcat his shots while I'm away? 52 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,917 [ gasps ] it would be my great honor. 53 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:03,121 You and you -- co and dependent. 54 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,857 One shot every 25 minutes. 55 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:06,391 He will resist. 56 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:10,595 But if he's a good boy, you can give him his spankys. 57 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:11,664 [ cat meows ] 58 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:14,799 We could always just put her down. 59 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,401 Charlie: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. 60 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,071 I hear you, but you can't run this. 61 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:20,873 She's all chin. 62 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,879 Gillian, text judy's new headshot to "the times." 63 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,681 Ow! What new headshot? 64 00:02:28,683 --> 00:02:29,882 Ow! 65 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,283 [ cat growls ] 66 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,284 Oh. 67 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,753 [ sighs ] [ computer dings ] 68 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,222 Oh, my god. It's time. 69 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:39,357 Gillian, come in here, please. 70 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,360 Ow! Can it wait?! 71 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,796 I've got the leadership stick. 72 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,632 Yes? Aah! 73 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,701 Oh... You'll need this. 74 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,437 [ inhales deeply ] 75 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:55,640 [ screaming ] 76 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:59,111 What the [bleep] is that?! Aah! 77 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:02,781 Gillian. Computer. Watch. 78 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,517 Sugar. Blood. High. High. 79 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,254 ♪♪ 80 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,456 Judy, thank you for shepherding me 81 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,525 Through my rejuvication process. 82 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,128 And special thanks for not pawning the whole thing off 83 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,463 On that dipshit, gillian. 84 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,932 -Hi, gillian. -Hello. 85 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:23,335 Every 19 years for the past thousand or so, 86 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,938 I, like the versions of me before me, 87 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:31,476 Shed my old skin and emerge a more evolved version of myself. 88 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,145 It keeps me at the top of my game 89 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:35,414 And staves off any fine lines. 90 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,751 You said it was exfoliants and river hooch. Over. 91 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:40,685 Don't make me come out there. 92 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,688 During stage one, it's vital to keep my sack damp. 93 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,223 Using the provided ass bag, 94 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,492 Simply hose my sack every eight minutes 95 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,494 And keep the walkie charged. 96 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,829 Khaire! 97 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:55,834 ♪♪ 98 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:59,504 If feces be the food of love, play on. 99 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,507 [ phone rings ] you got o'brien. 100 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,242 I told you never to call me here. 101 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,311 Okay, well, maybe I forgot to. 102 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,246 I understand. Thank you. 103 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,149 And never call me here. 104 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,518 [ speed dialing ] 105 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,088 Boys? Meet me in the nest. 106 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,191 My source in the parking deck 107 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,460 Tells me the power three have left the building. 108 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,928 And it's our time to implement some experimental ideas 109 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,666 That the man -- judy -- says are too hot for prime time. 110 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,335 So who's down for blowing the roof off sebben & sebben? 111 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,804 Question: Did you mean to invite me? 112 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:34,406 Because sometimes people think they're texting paul r. 113 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,740 And they're disappointed. 114 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,742 I just needed a third set of balls. 115 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:38,877 Uh-huh. 116 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,213 By "set" do you mean "a pair" because... 117 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:43,147 So, every day, some tom, 118 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:45,083 Dick, or harriet makes a dumbass comment 119 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,885 Or unwanted advance, word gets out, 120 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,553 And they get cancelled, we get sued, 121 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,022 And someone has to clean up the mess. 122 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:51,423 Please, charge that. 123 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,425 That's why I've perfected a new technology. 124 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,626 Ahem. 125 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,696 That's why mostly evie perfected a new technology. 126 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,232 We track employee's online footprint to predict 127 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:02,634 Inappropriate behavior seconds before it happens. 128 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,237 Like, in six seconds, paul will post 129 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:06,971 That he invented taco Tuesday. 130 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,377 Now we can stop cancellations by precanceling the offender. 131 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:16,581 And ethics are in the gray area, right where they belong. 132 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,718 Fyi, anyone asks questions, and I will drop a dime 133 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,787 On all of you so fast it'll make your nuts drop. 134 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,056 Well, one of 'em. 135 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,657 Is she going to be here the whole time? 136 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,327 'cause according to my book of guy rules, no ladies allowed! 137 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,864 It is literally illegal to say that. 138 00:05:31,866 --> 00:05:33,666 Get out! Get out! Get out! 139 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:36,668 Get out of my room, tiffany, or I'm gonna tell mom! 140 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,670 Gotta go anyway. 141 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:41,206 Ballet recital, in case anyone cares. 142 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,476 Yeah, that won't be happening. 143 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,879 So, are there risks involved? Yes. 144 00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:48,280 Is it worth it? No. 145 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,814 Are we going to have some fun? 146 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:51,149 Abso-[bleep]-lutely. 147 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,886 I've always struggled connecting with men until now. 148 00:05:53,888 --> 00:05:55,620 Look at us! The trinity! 149 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,289 Thought I invited paul r. 150 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,224 Here's the bean dip. 151 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:02,026 Precanceling looks a lot like kidnapping... 152 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,628 Because it is. [ beeping ] 153 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,964 Precancel alert: Brad from bizdev is about 154 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,901 To initiate a "lean and creep." 155 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:10,703 Bag 'em and drag 'em. 156 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,036 [ bones crack ] 157 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,639 [ grunting ] 158 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,641 Oh, hey, sarah, look for an nda in your inbox, 159 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:20,378 And I would sign it if I were you. 160 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,846 Go for miles from accounting. 161 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:24,583 Impending african-american vernacular english. 162 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,184 ♪ watching "neighborhood watch." ♪ 163 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,186 ♪ boost mobile on the plug, what you need, I got ♪ 164 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,122 [ grunts ] a blaccent, miles? 165 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:32,257 Really?! A blaccent?! 166 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,325 Argh! 167 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,594 Go for sandra from consumer affairs. 168 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,795 Imminent harassment. 169 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:39,998 Hey, mike, think I can fit this whole thing in my -- 170 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,666 Ohh! 171 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:45,070 In god's name, tell me you were gonna say "mouth," sandra. 172 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,340 Ohh! Hr nightmare averted. An hr nightmare averted. 173 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:51,009 Go for rudy from sales for... 174 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,210 [ groans ] 175 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,878 Oh, boy. 176 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,015 Tgif, mon! 177 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,150 [ grunts ] 178 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,185 [ grunts ] 179 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,022 Me! Us! Boys! Balls! 180 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:07,692 Bruh, we got to make sure we're always on each other's teams, 181 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,294 Right, like forever. 182 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,163 Whoa! Hello! Hello! 183 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:14,299 Another young lady sliding in my dms. 184 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,435 That's a spam text, paul. 185 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,637 I'm just trying to find a persona that fits. 186 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:22,641 [ muffled ] brad! Can't breathe! 187 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,243 [ phone chimes ] 188 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,046 Birdcat. 189 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,649 Codfish. Florentine-style. 190 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,584 Charlie: Feeling a little dry in here. 191 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,786 Aah! Ooh! 192 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:38,123 5, 4, 3, 2... 193 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,058 Ahh. 194 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,927 [ panting ] 195 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:48,066 Ah, bubala, buttercup, you've completed the wetting process. 196 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,401 Oh, thank jesus. 197 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,936 Time to start phase two. 198 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,472 Please tell me you eat me. 199 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:54,807 Unfortunately, no. 200 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:57,142 But we are gonna need a car. 201 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,413 [ grunting loudly ] 202 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:05,484 Hey, gill. Happy hour? 203 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:06,951 I wish. 204 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,754 Unfortunately, though, I got to get this rug to the cleaners. 205 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,023 I diarrhea'd on it. 206 00:08:11,025 --> 00:08:12,691 Fun! Next time! 207 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,093 You can do this. [ grunts ] 208 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,695 It's just physics. 209 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,163 Argh, [bleep]! 210 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,232 Charlie: What's going on out there? 211 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,701 [ cell phone ringing ] man on tv: 22 pounds of heroin was seized along with... 212 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,968 Well, well, well. 213 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,771 The day has come. 214 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,373 Remember when I sent out an all-staff 215 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,042 Saying anyone could borrow my truck? 216 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:33,045 Every single person replied. 217 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:34,579 Except you. 218 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:37,382 But I knew one day you'd come a-beggin'. 219 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,184 And you're right. I was wrong to not reply 220 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,520 To your completely inappropriate all-staff. 221 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,923 No, you were wrong to think I would forgive you. 222 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,925 [ crash ] 223 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,260 Not so fast! 224 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:51,196 Where my truck goes, I go. 225 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,531 [ tires squeal ] 226 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:56,201 Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 227 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,802 Aah! 228 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,471 Man: 911? What's your emergency? 229 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,473 It's jessica. From accounting, yes. 230 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:02,875 I'd like to report a stolen truck. 231 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,609 And I happen to know there's a brick of skag 232 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,344 In the rocker panel. 233 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,880 From accounting, yes. 234 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,748 [ purring ] 235 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,416 You've always scared the shit out of me, 236 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,552 But I'm sleep-deprived and I've had a medium 237 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,088 Diet dr. Pepper so I'm feeling a little [bleep]-it. 238 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,890 What's going on?! 239 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:20,425 Charlie: Let's just say I come from a highly evolved race, 240 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,227 A race of one. 241 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:26,631 I don't even know how I got this way, I just am. 242 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,233 Where are we? 243 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,370 Um, if jeffrey dahmer were a farmer... 244 00:09:31,372 --> 00:09:34,373 We're here! [ squealing ] 245 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,910 [ whistles ] annabel! Chichi! 246 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:39,444 You're late! 247 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,113 Where'd you find this one? 248 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:42,514 Am I dumb? 249 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:45,784 Oh, my god! That pig is adorable. 250 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,119 [ whistles ] 251 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:53,057 ♪♪ 252 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,659 I love animals! 253 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,995 Speaking of which, meet my son, cj! 254 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,198 He was but a wisp the last time you saw him, eh, charlie? 255 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,601 She must be molting. 256 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:06,204 We've got...Elev-- twelve pieces of chicken, 257 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,341 So everyone can have four. 258 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:10,809 Four pieces of chicken. 259 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,279 Stop trying to force chicken down our throats. 260 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,547 Nobody likes your rub! 261 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,882 You don't like my rub! 262 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,818 We'll order thai. 263 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,419 Gillian... 264 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,155 I've got this! No, I've got this! 265 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:24,889 5, 4, 3, 2... I'm her assistant! 266 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,224 I'm her attendant! 267 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,560 [ both gasp ] they both gasp. 268 00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:33,031 A moment shared between a woman and a man. 269 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,499 We'll both do it. 270 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,701 So you know, I don't work well with others. 271 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:40,305 There've been a few hr complaints. 272 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,706 Those your guncles? 273 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,109 All will be revealed in time. 274 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,244 Mind the clypeal sheath! 275 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,181 Welcome to the cancel cabin! 276 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:51,716 This is bullshit! 277 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,852 We prevented each of you from being cancelled. 278 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,788 You'll still be able to google yourself 279 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:58,791 And go to a kids' talent show. You're welcome. 280 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:01,259 Dog with bucket hat: Some of you will pump sebben & sebben stock, 281 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,927 Others will dump it. 282 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,063 Paychecks can be cashed there. 283 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,467 We will issue a debit card connected to your paycheck. 284 00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:10,602 Your card can be used at the company store 285 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,071 Where everything costs $14. 286 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:17,342 Is it supposed to be this c-c-cold in here? 287 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,211 Those are $14. Officer? 288 00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:24,817 Yes, yes it's supposed to be this cold because this is work! 289 00:11:24,819 --> 00:11:27,952 My job is to make sure things run smoothly. 290 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:31,623 And her job is to tune up troublemakers. 291 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:35,894 Oh, my god, guys, I am loving this persona! 292 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,696 Whoa. 293 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,632 An original 19th century hatching room. 294 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,434 They don't make 'em like this anymore. 295 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:44,636 I do a lot of reading on birthing techniques. 296 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:48,373 That's how I know it's pronounced birthing. 297 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,708 Charlie: Whoa! 298 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,710 Well, looks like stage one's complete, 299 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,446 So if you don't need me anymore, I'm gonna call it. 300 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,715 This part of the process could take days. 301 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,385 I could use another steady pair of hands and... 302 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,054 Sturdy calves. 303 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,256 I do wide squats three days a week. 304 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,525 Please stay. For her. 305 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,593 For...Me. 306 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,128 Do you have a points program? 307 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,899 I'll have cj make up the guest room where we keep the dolls. 308 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:18,470 Music playing ] do you have a points program? 309 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,873 What's that? 310 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,475 That's...Our office building. 311 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,010 Where's the rest of it? 312 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,546 And what's that? 313 00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:30,348 That's cade. He works in receiving. 314 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,384 Where's the rest of it? 315 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,686 I'm being sexual. 316 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,688 Mere, take a pic of me in front of it. 317 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,391 I've never seen a one-story building! 318 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,962 Guys, I've got something to show you. 319 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,230 His teste? 320 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:48,032 What do you give the men who have everything? 321 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,769 Well, their very own 77-foot man bus! 322 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,404 [ horn blares ] 323 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,911 I got a hook-up in the recreational vehicle space. 324 00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:01,580 That margarita machine ain't foolin' around. 325 00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:02,715 How'd you pay for this? 326 00:13:02,717 --> 00:13:05,517 Easy. He gave me an 18.5% 327 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,786 96 month loan which I collateralized 328 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,054 Against the stack we're gonna make out there. 329 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,725 It's all funny money, right, bros? [ laughs ] 330 00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:15,193 [bleep] you, the man-slash-judy! 331 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,662 That's our money, paul. Wait... 332 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,399 Is that an entire wall of big macs? 333 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:24,937 You must be wondering what my part is in all this. 334 00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:28,072 I was more wondering why there's a goat on the table, but sure. 335 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,075 I come from a centuries-old line of attendants 336 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,611 Who've ushered miss charlie through her rebirth. 337 00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:35,880 And when I'm gone, cj will take my place. 338 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:40,719 If, and when, he stops forcing chicken on people! 339 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,155 [ splat! ] you don't like my rub! 340 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:46,758 Sure, I had other dreams, but the enema bag, 341 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,493 She's a stern mistress. 342 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,829 Oh, charles, I understand. 343 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:54,967 Because, I, too, was born with my destiny already forewritten. 344 00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:57,836 The sans pinky. Everyone in my family has it. 345 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,239 It's a genetic gift that makes us superior assistants. 346 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,509 It allows me full keyboard access with one hand. 347 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,778 It's my gift. 348 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:08,112 And my burden. 349 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,048 ♪♪ 350 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:14,119 ♪ the winner takes it all ♪ 351 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:18,523 ♪ the loser's standing small ♪ 352 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,259 ♪ beside the victory ♪ 353 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:25,497 ♪ that's her destiny ♪ 354 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,934 Bam! A crisp $50 to today's top closer, 355 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,138 And it ain't gonna be hugh the way he's [bleep] going! 356 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,540 Given that we've only been here 45 minutes, 357 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,811 I'm not sure it's fair to judge me. [ groans ] 358 00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:41,746 Please, I beg you, a little heat. 359 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,216 I've lost feeling below the waist. 360 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:47,019 Aw, happy holidays. 361 00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:49,154 [ screams ] 362 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,556 Thanks for supporting my vision, fellas. 363 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,426 This never would've happened with judy ken bottomline. 364 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:57,162 [ laughs ] bottomline. Classic. 365 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,832 I tell ya, when I was four, mother had one of her spells 366 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,900 And took to her bed for three years, 367 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,969 Making me the lady of the house. 368 00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,105 Listen, maybe we -- us, 369 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,774 Are about more than just ripping farts. 370 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,777 When's the last time you were vulnerable? 371 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,313 What do you wish you said to your gran gran 372 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,782 Before she passed? 373 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,852 [ sniffles ] 374 00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:21,386 [ sobs ] 375 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,788 Nana? 376 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,190 Please, no. Please, no. 377 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,526 I've got a family of pugs at home. 378 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:30,128 I brought stuff for s'mores! 379 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,865 Well, I forgot marshmallows and chocolate. 380 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:36,801 It's been lovely having you here. 381 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,337 We're used to rattling around the manse by ourselves. 382 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,274 Just out of curiosity, where's cj's mother? 383 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,943 He doesn't have one. I grew him in the hatching room. 384 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,011 ♪ the winner takes it all ♪ 385 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,747 ♪ takes it all ♪ 386 00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,815 ♪ the loser has to fall ♪ 387 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,617 ♪ has to fall ♪ 388 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,619 ♪ it's simple and it's plain ♪ 389 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,088 ♪ yes, it's plain ♪ 390 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,156 ♪ why should I complain? ♪ 391 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,092 ♪ why complain? ♪ 392 00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:02,427 ♪ but tell me, does she kiss? ♪ 393 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,628 [ tool whirring ] 394 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,230 You pushed it too far, paul. 395 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:09,501 You broke the only rule -- you tried to make us feel. 396 00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:13,105 I started to feel something and I never feel something! 397 00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:14,639 I'm so pissed at you, bro! 398 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,308 Uh, what do we do with him? 399 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,176 How about we just leave his body in the woods 400 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,178 And then wolves will come and finish the work for us. 401 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,380 I like the way this is going. 402 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,649 No body, no crime. 403 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,451 I'd like to strenuously object to the manner 404 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,853 In which we have been detained in this cabin. 405 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,789 Let us handle this, frenchie, 406 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,858 We're going to get our $14 worth. 407 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,128 [ gagging ] 408 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,867 Because it's us, I'm gonna assume there's no fire exit. 409 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,204 Yep! Now we'll be together forever. 410 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,672 [ laughs ] 411 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,208 [ retches ] oh, god. 412 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,544 Gillian: If we ever shared divine love, 413 00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:56,615 You must protect me and my pinkie at all costs. 414 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,554 [ meows ] 415 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:03,888 [ gasps ] did you hear that? 416 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,624 Probably a chicken. 417 00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:08,026 Ah, your lips. What was that? 418 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,894 Probably cj or a chicken. 419 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,230 Just go back to what you were doing. 420 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,632 [ gasps ] 421 00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,033 [ whimpers ] 422 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,702 Oh, dear god, what have we done? 423 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,773 Charlie: Get me the [bleep] out of here! 424 00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,712 You had one job and now my rejuvication is blown! 425 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,383 And you released my skin sack before we had a chance to fuse. 426 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,918 By the way, I could hear everything. 427 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,456 Charles, you talk way too much when you're [bleep]. 428 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,457 And you're fired. 429 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,592 But my blood oath! 430 00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:43,662 Like my father and his father before him. 431 00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,129 [ engine starts ] 432 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,066 [ horn plays "dixie" ] 433 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,934 That thing can drive? 434 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,536 That thing is 10% of me, 435 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,873 So it can do anything it damn well sets its mind to. 436 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,942 Put those in milk. 437 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,746 [ country music plays ] 438 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,749 [ cell phone rings ] 439 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,284 You got diane here. 440 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,752 Judy? Diane! 441 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,822 Regular old line worker diane. 442 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,556 Hey, uh, we've run into a little problem 443 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,425 And I think you guys might want to get back here. 444 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,029 My name's also diane but with a hard e. 445 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:20,032 Dian-ee. [ laughs ] 446 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:23,368 Gillian. Gillianianiana. 447 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,571 You have got to get your flat ass out here. 448 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,974 So, charlie has this little thing she does every 19 -- 449 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,644 The rejuvication! What year is this?! 450 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,112 1991! 451 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,914 Since you're clearly up to speed -- 452 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,249 The skin sack's escaped. 453 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:40,185 Oh. My. God. 454 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,586 Birdsteam? 455 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,788 No. Go! 456 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,457 [ siren wailing ] 457 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:51,129 ♪♪ 458 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,998 Oh, god. [ panting raggedly ] 459 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,801 I didn't know how much I needed fellowship, 460 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,337 But now I can't live without it. 461 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,207 You'll never be one of us, but you're all right. 462 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,542 He's not all right! 463 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,810 He swallowed the keys, and we're all gonna die! 464 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,946 What's this? A secret exit. 465 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:09,548 This wasn't worth mentioning?! 466 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:12,016 Then it wouldn't be secret, would it, marty? 467 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,887 It's hugh, brian. I was your best man. 468 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:16,955 ♪♪ 469 00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,724 Charlie: Stop! 470 00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:22,494 It's close. 471 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,828 She can sense it. 472 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,898 No, gillian, I have a nose. 473 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,366 It smells like pork rinds and gooch. 474 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,568 [ growl ] 475 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,970 -Scarlie? -Aah! 476 00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:34,839 -Scarlie, no! -Help me! 477 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,375 No! It's too late. 478 00:19:36,377 --> 00:19:37,910 -Bad scarlie. -He's gone. 479 00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:40,044 -Help me! -Scarlie! 480 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,780 Nothing to do now but watch. 481 00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:44,917 Cj: There are so many things besides watch that you could do! 482 00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:46,384 He's with the chickens now. 483 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,720 Charlie: A little help? 484 00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,788 Any kind of disinfectant! 485 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,357 [ siren wails ] 486 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,728 Paul: Two-day road trip with the bros! 487 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,196 I'll get my clothes back on. 488 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,998 Meredith: Hey, kid, make yourself useful 489 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,734 And give me a piggyback. 490 00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:05,804 Charlie: Scarlie, don't run! 491 00:20:05,806 --> 00:20:08,140 Scarlie. 492 00:20:08,142 --> 00:20:10,008 We're not going to hurt you. 493 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,144 [ grunting ] 494 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:15,480 Come here, pretty girl. 495 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,549 Yeah, mamma's got you. 496 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,284 Come on. Come on. 497 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,022 There you go. 498 00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:27,559 ♪♪ 499 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,093 Birdcat, bad! 500 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,097 ♪♪ 501 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:34,499 Two charlies, can't tell who's who. 502 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,501 Are you [bleep] kidding me? 503 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,170 You're such a lightweight. 504 00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,438 That's obviously charlie. 505 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,974 Take the shot! 506 00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:47,980 ♪♪ 507 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:50,115 -I've got this! -No, I've got this. 508 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,451 I'm her attendant! 509 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,720 [ gasps ] 510 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,057 [ grunting ] 511 00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:07,466 Charles! My love! 512 00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:08,867 [ gasping ] 513 00:21:08,869 --> 00:21:11,069 I always have so much anxiety with driving, 514 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,605 But this is like driving with mama. 515 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,340 Aah! 516 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:18,010 I can't believe I'm going to have to wait another 517 00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:20,144 19 years to rebirth. 518 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,947 Looks like someone needs a piggyback. 519 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,149 -Moment's passed, cade. -Bye. 520 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,085 Gillian! Ohh! 521 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,953 Where is she? 522 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,824 A gift. For your pretzel hands. 523 00:21:31,826 --> 00:21:33,157 So people won't stare. 524 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,426 Stay with me. 525 00:21:34,428 --> 00:21:37,029 Think of what we could do in 19 years. 526 00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:38,763 No. I shan't. 527 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,834 We've both sworn fealty to a higher power. 528 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,636 Plus, you'll be like 80? 529 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,171 Gillian! 530 00:21:46,173 --> 00:21:48,040 It's life calling. 531 00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:51,576 I'll see you in 19 years. 532 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,777 Yes. 533 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,312 Unless, like, I'm married, 534 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,850 Then it probably wouldn't be appropriate. 535 00:21:57,852 --> 00:21:59,317 Birdgirl: Gillian! 536 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,586 I've got a hangover. 537 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,289 [ rapping ] ♪ who is the girl that saves the world? ♪ 538 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,024 Hey! Birdgirl! 539 00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:07,692 ♪ wings of fire, unique like pearls ♪ 540 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,161 Hey! Birdgirl! 541 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:11,029 ♪ who's the one they can't defeat? ♪ 542 00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:12,631 Hey! Birdgirl! 543 00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:14,166 ♪ ultra fierce, and it's all you need ♪ 544 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:17,502 Hey! Birdgirl! 545 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,504 Hey! [ imitating fanfare ] 546 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,106 Birdgirl! 547 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:25,444 Made in georgia.