1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:07,072 Announcer: And now your ceo, judy ken sebben. 2 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,007 When I first took over sebben & sebben, 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,344 I vowed to lead us into the 21st century... 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,211 [ gasps ] 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:14,813 ...To lead through innovation 6 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,881 And revolutionary products. 7 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,551 Yeah, but, uh, those ideas sucked. 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,352 Human waste! 9 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,486 Yeah, yeah, they did. 10 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:25,690 But where are we if we don't try? 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,826 Please stop doing that. 12 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:31,095 Birdgirl: Board members, I give you the fl(I), 13 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,364 Our next product -- 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,166 That doesn't suck. 15 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,100 [ fl(I) greeting chime sounds ] 16 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:39,304 Hello. If you've ever doubted you can be happy 17 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:42,307 Or that sebben & sebben can make a successful product, 18 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:46,178 We'd like to change your mind -- with fl(I). 19 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:46,911 Judy? 20 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,647 Loosen up, will ya? 21 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,315 What's fl(I), you ask? 22 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,517 Well, the inspiration's right next to me. 23 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:53,852 [ snoring ] 24 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,253 To my left. 25 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:58,456 Meredith is the most high-functioning person I know. 26 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,392 Her brain filters out the negative, 27 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,927 Leaving her in a state of total calm. 28 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,663 Not like this dumpster fire. 29 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,131 [ laughter ] 30 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,934 Guys, I'm using self-deprecation to seem relatable. 31 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,269 [ laughter ] 32 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,473 We built these prototypes to test in-house. 33 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,009 Each fl(I) is powered by a fragment 34 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,344 Of mere's mindtaker powers. 35 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,013 Boy-oop! 36 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:23,081 Nobody likes me. [ buzzer ] 37 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,818 The negative thought is taken by those powers 38 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,952 And turned into something better. 39 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,489 [ ding! ] I'm unique and special. 40 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,024 As a young mindtaker, 41 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,893 Other people's thoughts were overwhelming. 42 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:38,963 I was obsessed with them, controlled by them... 43 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:42,034 Till I learned to take my own mind. 44 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,702 [ relaxing music plays ] 45 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,705 I guess you could say this project is important to me. 46 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,972 To us. 47 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,843 And now you can stop looking at me 48 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:52,845 And us. [ clears throat ] 49 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,847 [ relaxing music plays ] 50 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,516 [ ding! ] what the [bleep] was that? 51 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,251 ♪ hey! ♪ 52 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,719 [ rapping ] ♪ who's the girl that saves the world? ♪ 53 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,254 ♪ hey! ♪ 54 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,655 [ rapping ] ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪ 55 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,790 [ imitating fanfare ] birdgirl! 56 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,859 Meredith: They liked it! 57 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,193 They really liked it. 58 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,794 You really know how to handle the board. 59 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,663 All human relations, really. 60 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:11,864 It's kind of creepy. 61 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:12,865 Am I saying "really" a lot? 62 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,866 Not really. 63 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:15,200 Oh, and it's not me. 64 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:18,070 It's my secret weapon -- my leadership stick! 65 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,672 I got it when I went to new zealand to visit 66 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:22,807 That remote maori village... On qvc. 67 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,276 God, I love hotel tv. 68 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:27,212 Anytime I succeed, it's because of the stick. 69 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,481 Anytime I fail, it's my own fault. 70 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,549 Wow. Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,084 Lot to unpack there. 72 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,552 I'd be a wreck without her. 73 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,421 Her name's "bith," which is "beth" in new zealand. 74 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:39,291 Hold her. Feel the power of bith. 75 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,159 Would love to, 76 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,762 But we need to divide and conquer to launch this baby. 77 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:44,897 Then we meet for lunch. 78 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:46,699 Salad! Salad. 79 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:47,966 Did I lose you with salad? 80 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,434 I know that's a trigger word. 81 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:52,738 No, no, that's all great. But I actually have a thing. 82 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,975 Mind your own beeswax, hank. 83 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,911 [ whispering ] a sebbentown thing. 84 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:00,379 I thought we destroyed it. 85 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,380 We did. But then we rebuilt it, 86 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,648 Which you'll be stumbling across 87 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,317 In next quarter's earnings report. 88 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:08,921 You've been spending money that's not ours again. Yay. 89 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,789 Something major's going down there, 90 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,324 And I feel kind of responsible 91 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,992 Since they have a statue of me 92 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,861 And we blew some of their limbs off. 93 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,263 They were definitely asking for it. 94 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:21,399 Think maybe you can launch the fl(I) on your own 95 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,135 In addition to your normal work duties 96 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:24,669 And also some of mine? 97 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,204 Um, sure. 98 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,340 I mean, you are the half of the team 99 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,674 Who talks to people and drives things 100 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,743 With your limitless energy and terrifying title, 101 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:36,281 But if this sebbentown thing is really that important... 102 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,350 Gillian: Hank! Beeswax! 103 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,018 Ooh! You stopped talking. Great. 104 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,886 You can borrow bith, guaranteed to make you 105 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,622 An awesome leader or my money back. 106 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,089 Yeah, thanks, but no. 107 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,091 I think I'll fly this one solo. 108 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,360 R-I-I-ight. 109 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,829 You don't need anyone's help, especially mine. 110 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:51,964 I'll just drag you down. 111 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:55,100 Totally. Dumpster fire. You. Obviously. 112 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,368 [ chuckles nervously ] 113 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,036 [ breathes deeply, clears throat ] 114 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,171 You sure you don't want me to stay? 115 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,905 It seems like you want me to stay. 116 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,576 If that's what it seems like, it's not what it seems. 117 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,779 So... You want me to stay? 118 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:09,381 Do you want to stay? 119 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,650 Yes. No. 120 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,352 No. Yes. 121 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,054 [ grappler clicks, fires ] 122 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,656 Birdgirl! [ glass shatters ] 123 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,392 Hey! I need your john hancock on these sec forms, 124 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,461 And I'm transferring a bunch of judy's appointments 125 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,728 To your mindcal. 126 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,863 [ cellphone beeps ] 127 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,799 And synched. 128 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:28,533 [ humming ] 129 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:31,135 Unified field, unified force. 130 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:34,073 [ chuckles ] judy hates that, too. 131 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,477 I need your ollie wolcott on a b-day card 132 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,144 For sarah from social responsibility. 133 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,413 My what? For whom? 134 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,947 Sarah. She guards the expectant mothers 135 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,416 Parking space. 136 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,084 You know, gets a lot of money on towing fees. 137 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,352 This sounds like a judy problem. 138 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,354 It's not a problem. It's a birthday. 139 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,823 Oh, were your birthdays problems? 140 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:51,890 Let's get into it. 141 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,558 Oh, good. You're on video. 142 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,494 I scheduled your bathroom break for an hour ago, 143 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,696 And your ceo office hours start in 15 minutes. 144 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,032 You can sign right between the hugging dinosaurs. 145 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,633 Nothing sexual. 146 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,634 1-5, one-fiver. 147 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,369 I left 2 minutes wiggle room. 148 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:05,504 Gillian, I missed the bathroom break, 149 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,105 And tell the employees I'm running late, 150 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,841 And, paul, we're pushing the b.D. To next Tuesday. 151 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:11,844 Ooh! Tuesday's when judy -- now you -- 152 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,311 Runs urine tests. 153 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,779 She's very hands-on. 154 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:15,848 How's Wednesday? 155 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:16,849 Push a birthday? 156 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:18,851 You are a monster! 157 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:20,652 Thursday it is. 158 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,322 She was more beautiful than thy first love 159 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,392 But now lies under boards. 160 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:30,128 [ geiger counter crackling ] 161 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,131 That's it -- the last bit of baltimo on earth. 162 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,534 Except for what's still in the mines, right? 163 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,535 God damn it! 164 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,802 Forgot about that. 165 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,538 You better get up there and blow up what's left 166 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,607 Before some erin brockotits sniffs it out. 167 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,609 Brockotits... She in marketing? 168 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:48,080 Take the white festiva in spot for 422. 169 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,214 Festiva? Wait. 170 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,349 I-is this a birdteam mission? 171 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,218 I have no idea what you're talking about. 172 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:56,354 Nor, alas, do I care. 173 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,422 I'm on the birdteam. 174 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,291 [ chuckles ] new personal record. 175 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,426 [ keys rattle, thud ] 176 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:06,030 [ fl(I)'s chiming on ] 177 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,166 [ thinking ] oh, my god, I can't believe I gained 2 pounds this week. 178 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,834 I hope that no one notices. 179 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,970 [ buzzer ] why did I get my mom's body?! 180 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:16,308 [ relaxing music plays ] 181 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,709 Millions of years of evolution 182 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,712 Shaped my body for optimal fecundity. 183 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:22,114 I am perfect. 184 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,048 Oh, god, is that a gray? [ buzzer ] 185 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,117 ♪♪ 186 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:26,318 [ fl(I) buzzing ] 187 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,653 Are people creeped out by me? 188 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,322 ♪♪ 189 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:32,391 No, paul, you're a necessary discomfort 190 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,058 For the sake of growth. 191 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,194 That's right. Breathe. 192 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,662 [ keys clacking ] [ buzzer ] 193 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,863 Oh, my god. 194 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,400 I'll never have a vaginal orgasm. 195 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,535 ♪♪ 196 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:47,406 Even lady diana needed clitoral stimulation. 197 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,742 But at least she was a [bleep] 198 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,479 [ cassette tape clicks ] 199 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,748 Dog with bucket hat: Hello, brian. 200 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,016 Welcome to the 1993 ford festiva 201 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,351 With a gl sport package. 202 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:02,287 You'll notice a bomb in the rear compartment. 203 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,622 Rear compartment... 204 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,689 Back seat. 205 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,292 Press the red button to activate it. 206 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,094 Before you press the button, 207 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,362 I've allowed you 2 minutes 208 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:11,764 Since that's the time it took me 209 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,898 To exit the car, pop the back seat, 210 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,900 And locate the adjuster bar. [ engine revs, metal crunches ] 211 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,770 As long as you follow my timing, 212 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,572 The bomb's set to perfectly explode. 213 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:23,908 What if I have to go number one and a half? 214 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,511 So that's how the birdteam does it -- in a canister. 215 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,381 Nobody but you does it in a canister. 216 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:30,582 [ fl(I)s dinging and buzzing ] 217 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,251 Meredith: Huh. It's working! 218 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,919 Evie: Yeah, yeah, it is, 219 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,989 But I'm keeping my eye on a few hotspots. 220 00:07:36,991 --> 00:07:38,056 [ loud buzzing ] 221 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,457 I hate humanity. 222 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,860 Charlie: Wait till you hit your 20s. 223 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,061 [ mindcall chimes ] 224 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,663 Board meeting in less than a minute. 225 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,265 But --[ clears throat ] -- I don't talk in front of people. 226 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,933 That's judy's jam. You do now. 227 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,804 My jam is to make fun of them in my head while she's talking. 228 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:54,139 And you're presenting this quarter's projections. 229 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,474 You better get-a-typin' there. 230 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:56,742 You gonna eat that? 231 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:00,745 Sorry I'm a tad late. 232 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,281 Uh, just pulling up the old presentation, 233 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,550 Which, of course, I finished already. 234 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:08,821 Can we, uh, get to the actuals and year-to-date projections? 235 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:10,555 Actuals, huh? 236 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,224 Says here some thoughts aren't getting -- 237 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,759 [ burps ] -- fixed. 238 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:17,295 Your system's at or near capacity. 239 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,163 We dealing with that? 240 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,699 Uh...Yes, we are... 241 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,035 Addressing those concerns with... 242 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:25,570 Our new...Concierge service... [ marker scratching ] 243 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:28,373 ...Is what it's called, and, uh -- 244 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,109 W-where we -- I -- will personally filter 245 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:35,113 The users' thoughts for them...S-so easily. 246 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,115 Boy-oop! 247 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,583 System: Mindtake override. 248 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:39,518 Evie: [singsong] hey! 249 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,453 Are you bypassing the system 250 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:44,122 So all the red-liners go directly through your mind? 251 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,124 Yeah. Is that a bad idea? 252 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,125 Nope! 253 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,793 Ha! An upcharge. 254 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,529 This is bullshit! [ glass shatters ] 255 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,397 That's him as the consumer. 256 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,867 Oh, gross! I'm sweating?! 257 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:55,868 [ intercom clicks ] 258 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,335 Meredith? 259 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,938 Meredith, this is paul -- not r. 260 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,676 You're needed at the card-signing station. 261 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,679 [ dramatic music plays ] 262 00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:13,818 ♪♪ 263 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,888 [ crashing ] 264 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:24,162 ♪♪ 265 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,163 Oof! 266 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,565 [ crashing ] 267 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,567 Birdgirl -- thank god! 268 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,235 Oh. Where have you been? 269 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,503 If it's an emergency, 270 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,438 There are faster ways of communicating. 271 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,506 Maybe try texting next time. 272 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:35,708 [ text messages beeps ] 273 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:39,711 ♪♪ 274 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:45,117 Oh, good. She didn't do the sudoku. 275 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:46,518 [ electricity crackles ] 276 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,854 Brian: Brockotits, brockotits... I know that name. 277 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,125 Dog with bucket hat: Now, brian, I'm imagining right about now 278 00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:55,460 You're feeling a little peckish. 279 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,997 But whatever you do, don't stop for the pastrami. 280 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,200 [ tires screech ] 281 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,402 [ rock music plays ] 282 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:09,141 [ people cheering ] 283 00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:11,810 Welcome, my road-weary friend! 284 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,413 Allow us to make your visit...Magical. 285 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:15,680 [ people "ooh," applaud ] 286 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,616 That shit is pretty magical. 287 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,218 One pastrami, two sweet teas -- to go. 288 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,421 Excellent choice. 289 00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:24,757 Well, are you sure we can't tempt you to... 290 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:26,425 Dine in? 291 00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:29,094 And, brian, if you do stop, 292 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,030 Don't dine in. 293 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,499 Sure. Something near the stage. 294 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,635 Paul: $15 reward for information 295 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,637 Leading to the location of meredith. 296 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,573 Contact paul -- not r -- in the lobby. 297 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:45,043 Concierge service. Nice one, mere. 298 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,178 Nun-unh! [ buzzer ] 299 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:48,313 Only judy crosses that threshold. 300 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,115 Shut up. I need something in her office. 301 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,517 What? I need the leadership stick, 302 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,053 And I need it now, gillian. 303 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,121 Greg: Where is she? 304 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,189 [ people murmuring ] 305 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,723 Ooh, ooh! I may have some idea. 306 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,258 She's getting her legs reshaven. 307 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,660 That's a sexist first guess. 308 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:02,995 She's eating wings even though she told us 309 00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:03,996 She was vegan this week. 310 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,263 We really doing this? 311 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,331 She's with psychic susan. Nope. 312 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,399 She's shorting stock. No. 313 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:09,001 She's cracking a cold case. Not. 314 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,869 She's putting in time on the speed bag. What? 315 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,471 She's getting both her lazy eyes fixed. You're a pervert. 316 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:14,006 She's getting her captain's license. Mnh-mnh. 317 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,607 She's getting her third mole removed. Half a mole. 318 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,676 She's taking modeling classes at john robert powers 319 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,478 So she can be on "america's top model." 320 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,880 [ people talking over each other ] 321 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,617 Everyone, meredith -- acting ceo in name only -- 322 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,886 Will be able to answer all your questions. 323 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,354 [ people talking over each other ] 324 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,223 This isn't over, pinky. [ buzzer ] 325 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:33,692 Evie: I warned them. 326 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:37,162 And now it's come to pass. 327 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,763 4:30? [ buzzer ] 328 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,099 Goddamn. I should be home by now. 329 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,634 [singsong voice] ms. Concierge? 330 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,436 Yes? One of the vips 331 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,305 Took her fl(I) home and is now having night terrors. 332 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,441 Wild guess. Denise from finance? 333 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,776 She wasn't supposed to bring her fl(I) home. 334 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,446 Switch the feed. Try "cuddling with cat on futon." 335 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,381 I did. Now I'm running 336 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,582 "folksy antique store." 337 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,518 Nothing's working. Connecting you. 338 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,119 [ buzzer ] what'll get me first -- 339 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,056 The melanoma or that son of a bitch david? 340 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:05,790 I'm sure he gave me cancer! 341 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,126 He's secretly trying to kill me! 342 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:11,796 Whoa! Denise 651, chill. 343 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:12,865 [ buzzer ] 344 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,466 Maybe david will get the melanoma. 345 00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,535 Ever think of that? 346 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:18,470 [ ding! ] 347 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,939 I need stick! 348 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,742 ♪♪ 349 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,812 Not to be that guy, but I'm a little concerned 350 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,948 About your reliance on single-use plastics. 351 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,484 I'm gonna be that guy. Imagine a fork in a dolphin. 352 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:36,288 I always recycle. It's part of my weltanschauung. 353 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,223 Paul: But it isn't recycled. 354 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,692 It's put on a cargo ship 355 00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:41,760 That endlessly sails around the world 356 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,896 Because no one wants our garbage anymore! 357 00:12:43,898 --> 00:12:46,831 But it's not garbage. It's recycling, paul. 358 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,968 Well, tell that to an exaltation of turtles, single use! 359 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,637 Meredith: Just need another 6 inches. 360 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,773 And we have launch. 361 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,976 [ pens clicking ] 362 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,244 I'm not attacking you. 363 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,045 That's just my walnutschlong. 364 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,781 I didn't say you were attacking me. 365 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,049 I said I felt attacked. 366 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,519 Clearly, you've never been to family therapy. 367 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,590 It's you and me, bith. 368 00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:12,857 [ mindcall chimes ] 369 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,392 You're late for conflict mediation 370 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,728 With mandy and lyle in 4-a, apple. 371 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:21,466 Every day there's a storm, worse than the one before. 372 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,536 Snow in July. Huh. 373 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:26,405 This isn't snow. It's -- 374 00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:27,739 It's a variant of baltimo. 375 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:30,208 Highly addictive. You can't eat it. 376 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,944 I think we've established that. 377 00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:33,545 But who'd want to 378 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,448 Once you find out how fun it is to snort it? 379 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:38,883 Really harsh comedown, 380 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,219 Which is why to never stop doing it. 381 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,755 [ snorts ] whoo! 382 00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:44,756 We've got to trace the source of this. 383 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,024 Genius scientist: The emf's spiking. 384 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,760 Baltimo readings through the roof. 385 00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,494 The sewers. [ sniffs ] 386 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,764 Oh, we don't have sewers. Just shit ponds. 387 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:55,634 Those are access shafts to the old baltimo mine. 388 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:57,102 We could follow those, 389 00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,839 And they might lead to something approaching a solution. 390 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,641 Why'd you wink? 391 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,109 I'm flirting. 392 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:08,981 We did equal work rewriting the user manual, 393 00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:13,585 But mandy's taking 100% of the credit like she always does. 394 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:17,455 I hate you so very deeply. Screw you! Screw you! Screw you! 395 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,991 I think we're getting somewhere! 396 00:14:18,993 --> 00:14:22,260 How do you work this g.D. Thing? 397 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,728 I haven't peed in 24 hours, 398 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,263 And I've been holding in a fart since this morning, 399 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,599 Which is really impressive because I had oatmeal. 400 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,401 Oops! [ chuckles ] sorry. 401 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,870 I thought I was calling paul r. 402 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,939 ♪♪ 403 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,877 Well, unfortunately, we are cash-only. 404 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,814 And, brian, if you do dine in, 405 00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:44,683 Make sure you have cash. 406 00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:46,485 [ flames whooshing ] 407 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:47,619 [ cheers and applause ] 408 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:50,288 I don't usually do this, but I'm, well... 409 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,690 [ chuckles ] 410 00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,225 ...I'm part of the birdteam. 411 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,361 Naturally, you've heard of us, but you'll deny it, of course. 412 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,163 I'm on a vip secret mission. 413 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,699 The champagne room of missions, if you will. 414 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,035 So what say you forgive my small debt 415 00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:06,571 In exchange for a selfie and a shout-out on my insta? 416 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,442 I wish you hadn't said that. Now I have no choice. 417 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:14,779 You will have to dance it off like the rest of them! 418 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,248 [ dramatic music plays ] 419 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:20,385 ♪♪ 420 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,721 Meredith: Boy-oop! Boy-oop! 421 00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:24,723 Come on, judy, pick up. 422 00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:26,458 Mere! How's tricks? 423 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,992 Super. Just out of curiosity -- 424 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,061 No big deal -- 425 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:31,530 When were you planning to come back? 426 00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:33,932 What? Reception's so bad up here. 427 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:37,335 Quick follow-up. How do you use bith? 428 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,071 [ mindcall chimes ] one sec. 429 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,739 Nothing fits! 430 00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,541 [ mindcall chimes ] denise, hold. 431 00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:43,608 Judy -- 432 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,743 You're needed at reception. 433 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,211 Excuse me? Miss? 434 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,145 Can you mix patterns? 435 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,414 I wouldn't. Sorry. Who's this? 436 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,551 Everyone, shut up. I can't think. 437 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,419 Get down here! They're tonguing each other! 438 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,554 They're tonguing each other! 439 00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:57,355 This is a sight to witness! 440 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,757 Hey, paws off, guys. 441 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:01,493 Last I checked, birdgirl was on sebbentown time. 442 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:03,295 Mere? Mere! 443 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:07,031 Meredith: I...Can't do this. 444 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,500 [ beeping ] 445 00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:12,170 [ fl(I)s buzzing ] 446 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,440 Ow! Find somebody else to touch your back fat! 447 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:19,177 And now a treat that's sure to delight and arouse. 448 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,513 Ladies, make noise with your hands 449 00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:25,650 And those mouths for brian, the handsy boss! 450 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,985 [ women cheering ] 451 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,654 I hope the stripper isn't grossed out by me. 452 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,790 Did I powder today? [ buzzer ] 453 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:37,129 Meredith: They're all so weak, so spiteful, so pitiful. 454 00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:38,797 A little smelly. 455 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,132 I can't handle this. 456 00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:42,667 [ buzzer ] jessica: Did I powder today? 457 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,937 Aah! 458 00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:47,740 I can't turn off this much! 459 00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:51,944 [ baltimo firing ] 460 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,815 100% pure baltimo. 461 00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,817 Pure poison. 462 00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:01,753 It's so beautiful. 463 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,021 Please don't snort that. 464 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:03,555 [ snorts ] 465 00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:05,357 [ explosion ] 466 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,891 He's gone. 467 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,561 [ rumbling ] the blob -- it's highly unstable. 468 00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,830 That's no blob. It's an egg, 469 00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:13,231 And it's about to crack. 470 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,499 We don't have much time. 471 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,169 But we do have...This. 472 00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,370 [ gasps ] 473 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,571 Okay, that's cool. 474 00:17:19,573 --> 00:17:20,839 It's a late birthday present. 475 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:23,776 You really are hard to shop for. 476 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,043 [ discordant music plays ] 477 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,979 Evie: The whole system's melting down! 478 00:17:26,981 --> 00:17:28,847 It's what we always feared. 479 00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:31,850 I can't believe I'm about to say this, but we need birdgirl. 480 00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:34,853 I'm part of the problem. I use recyclable straw! 481 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:37,055 Ugh! Where are the bird-suits again? 482 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,258 People think I smell like I wear a corset! 483 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,060 ♪♪ 484 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,195 Stop! 485 00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:44,529 [ music stops ] 486 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,799 It's him. He's back. 487 00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,933 [ keys rattle, thud ] 488 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,803 Wait for me in the festiva. 489 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,137 [ door opens, closes ] 490 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,739 Ronnie, you know what to do. 491 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,740 [ spotlight clicks ] 492 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,210 [ latin dance music plays ] 493 00:17:58,212 --> 00:18:00,078 Hello, old friend. 494 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,481 ♪♪ 495 00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,349 [ crowd cheering ] 496 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,952 ♪♪ 497 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,056 Never ask what happened in there. 498 00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:15,293 Let's just say your debt is paid. 499 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,428 [ cheering ] 500 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:20,032 I am born again. 501 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:23,902 Something that wants to destroy our very way of life 502 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,704 Is about to come out of that mine. 503 00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:27,572 We must fight to survive. 504 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,141 Who's with me? 505 00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:33,512 8-balt to the first 10 volunteers. 506 00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:36,181 ♪♪ 507 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,249 [ roars ] 508 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:39,918 What the actual [bleep] 509 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,720 [ screaming ] 510 00:18:41,722 --> 00:18:44,989 Um, birdgirl, for your to-do list, 511 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:48,527 How about you teach one of us how to fly this thing? 512 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:51,663 What...Is that? 513 00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:53,732 Whatever that is can wait. 514 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,668 Judy, mere needs you. 515 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,469 Oh, my god, mere. 516 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:01,406 ♪♪ 517 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,409 Should've used the leadership stick. 518 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,946 I do feel awful about what the company has done to your town. 519 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,549 Again. But I must go now 520 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:14,286 And leave you in the capable hands of the birdteam 521 00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:16,621 Who will protect you until I return. 522 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,822 [ crab roars ] 523 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,092 Get behind us, people! 524 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:24,296 Yes, people. Do that. 525 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,165 I shall return! 526 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,435 ♪♪ 527 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,904 Cut. 528 00:19:31,906 --> 00:19:34,106 Birdgirl's left sebbentown air space. 529 00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:36,241 We're clear. Cut. 530 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,244 Mayor: No wonder she left. 531 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,379 Your act two break was horrible. 532 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,715 You went to all this trouble 533 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,518 To create a fake birdgirl adventure? 534 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,654 [ laughs ] hilarious. 535 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,056 Oh, I'm sorry. You're amused? 536 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,593 We blew the town pension on maldon 537 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:55,928 And coc-a-ine balls. 538 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,130 She'd come up here for a bag of bagels. 539 00:19:58,132 --> 00:19:59,864 Guess we could've used prop drugs. 540 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,534 You had one job. 541 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,938 To create a world where birdgirl was forever our savior 542 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:08,740 And us her loyal followers as god and nature intended, 543 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,275 But you blew it. 544 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:14,146 Yeah, I'm not sure birdgirl will see the charm in this. 545 00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:17,482 Maybe we don't mention it to her if and when we see her again. 546 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,485 [ pop music plays on radio ] 547 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:26,825 ♪♪ 548 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,961 [ music stops ] 549 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:31,095 [ screaming ] 550 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,832 Paul: Hey, meredith, sarah's birthday's in 10 minutes, 551 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,635 And I just wanted to let you know we have everything we need 552 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:38,771 Except your [bleep] john hancock! 553 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:39,904 Okay, I'm out the door. 554 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,841 [ overlapping voices ] 555 00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:44,709 Meredith: Make it stop. 556 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,911 Make it stop. 557 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,380 I got you, mere. 558 00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:49,914 I got you. 559 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,851 Password "salad" approved. 560 00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:55,053 Fl(I) system shutting down. 561 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,254 What's going on? 562 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,456 Oh, mere, honey, I'm so sorry. 563 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:02,327 I had no idea you needed me, like, really needed me, 564 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,862 And I wasn't here for you. 565 00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:06,931 I did ask, in a non-asking way. 566 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,266 Guess I expected you to notice, 567 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,469 But you didn't because you're a dumpster fire 568 00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:13,938 And so am I, I guess. 569 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,209 I hate your job, jude. 570 00:21:17,211 --> 00:21:20,412 And you're the only one who can do it. 571 00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:22,080 It's just a stick. 572 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:25,550 Your real leadership stick is in here. 573 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,753 [ both blow raspberries ] 574 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:29,688 Oh, god. 575 00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:32,024 You just snapped her in... 576 00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,958 It's okay, it's okay. 577 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,760 Wait, what happened with the sebbentown thing? 578 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,896 That wasn't important. 579 00:21:37,898 --> 00:21:39,231 Well, it kinda was. 580 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:42,167 A lot of people died, I think. 581 00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:43,635 Way to make me feel bad. 582 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,970 I'll make it up to them, and you. 583 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,439 Always do. 584 00:21:47,441 --> 00:21:50,775 [ sighs ] there's one thing I have to do first. 585 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:56,114 ♪♪ 586 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,250 [ chuckles ] 587 00:21:58,252 --> 00:22:01,253 And that's why women shouldn't be ceos. 588 00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:04,456 [ chuckles ] 589 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,191 Hey! Birdgirl! 590 00:22:06,193 --> 00:22:07,859 ♪ wings of fire, unique like pearls ♪ 591 00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:09,528 Hey! Birdgirl! 592 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,396 ♪ who's the one they can't defeat? ♪ 593 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,798 Hey! Birdgirl! 594 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,533 ♪ ultra fierce, and it's all you need ♪ 595 00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:17,869 Hey! Birdgirl! 596 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:19,805 Hey! [ imitating fanfare ] 597 00:22:19,807 --> 00:22:21,373 Birdgirl! 598 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,711 Made in georgia.