1 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,530 Announcer: Come on down to Li'l Judy's. 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,575 Young Woman: Order up! Chick chunks! 3 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:13,013 Raw, juicy, and ready for the greaser! 4 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,188 Li'l Judy: [ Laughing] 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,668 You buy it, you fry it! 6 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,322 Boy: C-C-Crispy! 7 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:22,848 Breakfast all day long, even after the bars close. 8 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:25,199 So many memories. 9 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,070 You know, I wasn't just the mascot. 10 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:30,073 After school, I'd hitch a ride over there and play for hours. 11 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,380 Sometimes I'd even pull a shift, 12 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,730 flipping burgers, rousting hobos. 13 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,514 And cue nostalgia spiral. 14 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:39,604 [ Sighs ] Remember when you could roust a hobo? 15 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,345 It wa-- It was never okay to do that. 16 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,782 Shame we shut 'em all down long ago. 17 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:46,263 We didn't. That's why I called you here. 18 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:48,178 - Oh, boy. - In the past week, 19 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,746 12 Li'l J franchises have been vandalized. 20 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:53,575 Oh, my God. It's beyond repair. 21 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:57,057 Uh, this one was actually remodeled recently. 22 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,102 Here we go. Our South Assburg store. 23 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:02,236 A masked delinquent has been defacing Li'l Judy's face 24 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,369 and leaving this tag, "KK." 25 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,719 We think that stands for Kaptain Khaos. 26 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,373 Problem isn't the vandalism. 27 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:12,115 It's the spelling. 'Cause K for C is a '90s trope. 28 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,943 It's the news coverage. 29 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:17,251 It's drawing unwanted attention to the fact that Li'l Judy's 30 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:20,428 are more rundown than a shitter on shitty Tuesday. 31 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:24,823 I was thinking this might be a job for your friend. 32 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,956 Oh, Mackenzie from pilates. 33 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:27,957 No. 34 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,394 Ah, right -- Birdgirl. 35 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,918 Let me Mackenzie know anyway. We may need backup. 36 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,746 ♪ Hey! 37 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,139 [ Rapping ] ♪ Who's the girl that saves the world? ♪ 38 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,749 ♪ Hey! 39 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:38,968 [ Rapping ] ♪ Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God ♪ 40 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,926 [ Imitating fanfare ] Birdgirl! 41 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪ 42 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,845 Oh! A Wanky Jr. Fun. 43 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:49,805 I got the official mini leadership stick. 44 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,154 You wanna trade? 45 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,678 Over your dead 10-year-old body. 46 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:56,507 He's hit every Li'l Judy's within a 12-mile radius 47 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:57,987 except this one. 48 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,423 Any action? Over. 49 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,424 Nothing here. 50 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,512 Unit 3. 51 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,123 I assume I'm unit 3? 52 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,255 No, Paul, you're unit 5. 53 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,257 Nobody had the courtesy to tell -- 54 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,781 Donner, Prancer, Vixen -- go! 55 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,522 Aah! [ Bell clatters ] 56 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,089 [ Grunts ] 57 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:18,312 What kind of monster defaces an American institution 58 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:21,141 where our children come to get their fry on? 59 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,273 ♪ Oh 60 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,840 Whoa. 61 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,363 ♪ Oh, yeah 62 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,017 Whoa! 63 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:31,063 I'm Kaptain Khaos -- with K's. 64 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:33,805 The most virile of velar plosives. 65 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:36,156 Uh, what's that mean? 66 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,158 I don't know. 67 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,682 Which is why you'll remember it. 68 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:44,816 ♪ Not mommy's little girl 69 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,645 ♪ Oh 70 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:48,994 ♪ Oh, yeah 71 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,475 ♪ Mommy's little girl 72 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,564 [ Sighs ] 73 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,700 ♪ Va, va-da-va-voom 74 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,224 [ Wolf-whistles ] 75 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,359 Mm. I'll deal with that later. 76 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,665 [ Imitates fanfare ] 77 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,319 We're live in East Assburg, 78 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,016 where the masked delinquent has struck 79 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,931 yet another Li'l Judy's. 80 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,195 How would you describe the assailant? 81 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,197 Uh, there was quite a bit of grease smoke, 82 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,546 but if I had to put a name to it, 83 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,200 he was half Zorro, 84 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,680 half that slurring Disney pirate, and, uh -- 85 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,856 100% hunk. 86 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,075 Mackenzie. 87 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,251 We do a pilates class together. 88 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,254 Is it true you sketched an image of the perpetrator 89 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,256 who calls himself Kaptain Khaos? 90 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:36,390 I dabble. 91 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,740 I have a message for you, Kaptain Khaos. 92 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:42,265 When I catch you, oh, the things I will do to you. 93 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:46,226 And I am prepared -- nay, lying fully prone in wait -- 94 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,532 for whatever you may have planned for me. 95 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,230 Ohh. 96 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,449 And back to you, Sandra. 97 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:55,539 I pulled a print. Size 12, Pronater. 98 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,106 Probably ran cross-country. 99 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,586 Luckily, I got a littermate 100 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:01,893 works security at 23 and Me, owes me one. 101 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:04,287 We should have results in three to six months. 102 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:07,116 This job's all about relationships, kids. 103 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,727 Or I just rant the footage through FaceMatch 104 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:13,905 and found all his socials and his WikiFeet page. 105 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,907 There's one for men now? Huh. 106 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,605 Ew! They're all barefoot. 107 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:18,780 Enhance. 108 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,390 This isn't voice-activated. 109 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,305 I know. Enhance. 110 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:26,004 "Kaptain Khaos fancies himself as an anti-corporate vigilante. 111 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,311 His goal is to take down capitalist America 112 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,705 and to 'kill the rich.'" 113 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,143 Ooh, that must harsh your buzz a bit. 114 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,753 Dook one for the people! 115 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,147 Ugh! what's the opposite of "enhance"? 116 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,105 Take that, Li'l Shitty. 117 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,672 Just another "brocialist." 118 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,587 Only know what they're against, no clue what they're for. 119 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,023 Give it a week, and he'll jump to 120 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,939 the next trendy cause, like canine intactiveism. 121 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,811 Oh. [ Clears throat ] Sorry. 122 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,595 I don't know, guys. 123 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,945 Something about him feels true. 124 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,469 [ Sighs ] Watch out. 125 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,166 "True" is Birdgirl's kink. 126 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,950 And, apparently, dirty feet? 127 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:00,604 It's not like that. 128 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,345 Sure, he's not a great speller, 129 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,826 and he's rough around the edges and clearly all man. 130 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:08,003 But you don't don a mask and commit third-degree vandalism 131 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,484 unless you've got something loud to say. 132 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:13,487 I mean, he is all-in. 133 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:15,880 [ Cup breaks ] 134 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,534 We've gotta stop him from trending. 135 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,797 He trends, Li'l Judy's trends. 136 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,322 Li'l Judy's trends, people realize they're still open. 137 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,193 Let's neutralize the kook. 138 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,369 When you say "neutralize"... 139 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,893 There's some things it's better you not know. 140 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,242 Like queening. 141 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:32,549 He's got that "it" factor. 142 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,203 Like a young Chevy Chase. 143 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,248 We have to engage with him. 144 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:39,382 Connect -- inches from his face and body. 145 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,079 That's not a touchscreen. 146 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,690 How do we get to him? 147 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,996 He always codes in geocoordinates for his next hit 148 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,824 on his page for his followers. 149 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:50,001 Looks like he'll be downtown tonight. 150 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,482 And our friend will be waiting. 151 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,354 And this time, she'll nail him. 152 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,834 Mackenzie? Yeah, she'll totally nail him. 153 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,488 Calm down.[ Camera shutter clicking ] 154 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:01,361 Mm. [ Chuckles] 155 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:04,668 You sure sending Birdgirl after that clod is a good idea? 156 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,104 He's so her type. 157 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,019 Ew! Gross! 158 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,891 Birdgirl might be into that cootie bag, 159 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,371 but Judy isn't. 160 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:14,025 Judy isn't into anyone. We've established that. 161 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:18,029 But Birdgirl, however, is seemingly into everyone. 162 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,205 Let's see. There was the masked guy with the metal suit. 163 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,120 Or the other guy with the other metal suit. 164 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,862 Then the other masked guy, then the masked guy from Chicago. 165 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,691 He ate deepdish? That he did. 166 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,040 And every one of them, 167 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,391 Birdgirl was duty-bound to bring down. 168 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,870 [ Sighs ] Literally. 169 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,307 Okay, okay. So Birdgirl has a bad picker. 170 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,048 But don't forget -- Birdgirl works for me, 171 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,223 not the other way around. 172 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,051 Judy's der bosserschnitzel, 173 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:43,141 and she'll command Birdgirl to keep it in her suit. 174 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,100 R-i-i-i-ight. 175 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,797 You know who would never 176 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,799 condescend to Birdgirl like that? 177 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:49,974 Both: Mackenzie. 178 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:51,323 ♪ Va-va-voom 179 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,934 [ Wolf-whistles ] 180 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,806 Uh, hello? 181 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,766 [ Zipper opens, urinating ] 182 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,072 Devil Judy: Va-va-va-voom. 183 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,422 Judy? 184 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,554 Va-va-va-voom! 185 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,251 Aaah! 186 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:09,559 Aah! Aah! 187 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,866 [ Muffled screams ] 188 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,565 Judy, no! 189 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,567 Bad! 190 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:22,920 [ Toilet flushes ][ Gurgling ] Va-va-va-voom! 191 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:26,097 It's an abomination to man. And I hope you never see it. 192 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,359 Oh, I've seen it. 193 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:28,752 That's Devil Judy, 194 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,841 the manifestation of her abandoned libido. 195 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:33,017 It pops out anytime Birdgirl gets a crush. 196 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:35,498 There's not enough room in there for both Devil Judy 197 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:39,110 and Judy's ability to deny herself pleasure, so... 198 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,156 The way it was looking at me and -- and licking 199 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,463 its thin little lips. [ Shudders ] 200 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,116 It becomes obsessed with the first dick it sees, 201 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,770 and I really do mean dick. 202 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,380 And the only way to get it to stop tormenting you 203 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:49,469 is to kill it. 204 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,166 But you flushed it, right? 205 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,297 Problem solved. 206 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,516 Hold me. 207 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,604 I'm pretty shaken up. 208 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,040 By Judy's libido? 209 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,825 Oh, you're so weak. 210 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,044 Oh, my God! It's right behind you! 211 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,960 [ Laughs ] 212 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,222 ♪ 213 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,529 ♪ Oh 214 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,618 ♪ Oh, yeah 215 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:11,708 ♪ 216 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:16,713 ♪ Sugar and spice and everything nice ♪ 217 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:20,543 ♪ Are the kind of things a girl like me doesn't like ♪ 218 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:24,895 How is this helping the mission, exactly? 219 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,506 [ Sighs ] Ask me when you're 12. 220 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,203 I know what you're all thinking, 221 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:31,249 and I would never sleep with a target. 222 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,164 I forswore humanly temptations 223 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,166 when I took the sacred superhero oath. 224 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,820 That is absolutely not a thing. 225 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,909 You're right. It's not. 226 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,432 A-boom. 227 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,260 Grow up, Birdteam. 228 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,525 Sex is a weapon, even when you're not having it. 229 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:46,700 Which I won't. 230 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,092 Just be careful. 231 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,572 Birdgirl can be a little rash. 232 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,661 Just ask yourself, "WWJD?" 233 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,358 Jesus? Judy. 234 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,447 Ugh. Birdteam -- go! 235 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,014 [ Imitates fanfare ] 236 00:08:57,058 --> 00:09:00,104 ♪ 237 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,453 Where am I going? 238 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,020 What's my next move? Feed me. 239 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,935 You're gonna turn right. He's taking the tunnel. 240 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,850 Oh, my God. Seriously? 241 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,374 Tunnels are both dangerous and sexy. 242 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:12,377 ♪ Think about the things we do, the things we said ♪ 243 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,685 ♪ So who's lying now? 244 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:16,686 Ooh. 245 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:20,081 ♪ Who comes crying now? 246 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,691 I was hoping I'd see you again. 247 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,214 That makes one of us. 248 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:25,565 Why don't we drop the game of cat and mouse? 249 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,392 Says the mouse. 250 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,438 Or am I the cat? 251 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:31,919 [ Sighs ] This really is the worst Y.A. 252 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:35,575 ♪ But you'll be back again 253 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,489 Oh! Oh, I like it rough. 254 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,579 Which is why I don't. 255 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,884 ♪ 256 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,451 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh 257 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,713 ♪ 'Cause you'll be begging -- 258 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,715 Aaah! 259 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,151 [ Crashing ] 260 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,240 Ohh![ Cat screeches ] 261 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:52,896 Charlie: Birdgirl, can you hear us? 262 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,594 Oh, why, thank you. 263 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:55,769 [ Grunts ] 264 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:56,770 Upsy-daisy. 265 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,250 Is that your doggy? Aww. 266 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,775 No, that dog is his own owner. 267 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,515 I don't own things. 268 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,082 O-kay. 269 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,301 Is that your hibachi? 270 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,260 That hibachi is free to go at any time. 271 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,261 Charcuterie? 272 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,307 Charcuter-please. 273 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,788 [ Explosion ] 274 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,922 Wanna see some real chaos? 275 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,664 Kaptain Khaos: Only if it's with a K. 276 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,926 Birdgirl: Ooh! 277 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,319 Oh! 278 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,755 How do you spell "Is it in"? 279 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,017 Oh, never mind -- that's three words. 280 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,323 [ Moaning] 281 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,020 ♪ 282 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,849 Devil Judy: Va-va-va-voom. 283 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,503 It's dead. 284 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,331 You flushed it. 285 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,550 Va-va-va-voom. 286 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,943 Oh! 287 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,032 Oh! Oh! Oh! 288 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,295 [ Sighs ] 289 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,993 [ Radio plays ] 290 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,821 [ Music slows ] 291 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,170 ♪ Va-va-va-voom 292 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:52,173 Oh! Aah! 293 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,175 ♪ 294 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:57,352 [ Tires screeching ] 295 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,356 It could be the wine talking, could be the gouda, 296 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,053 but whatever it is, it's fate. 297 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:07,797 It's not fate. You, me, him, her are all part of my grand plan. 298 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,320 I've been watching you, Birdgirl. 299 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,192 When I saw you working to destroy the company 300 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,803 from the inside, I knew we'd make the perfect team. 301 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,326 Get away. 302 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,329 If you really wanna make a difference in this world, 303 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,375 you have to cut the beast off at the foot. 304 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,507 Enhance. You and me, Birdgirl, 305 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,596 taking down the worst offender of them all -- 306 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,817 capitalism's handmaiden -- Judy Ken Sebben. 307 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,384 Her? Really? 308 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:32,909 I mean...yeah, she has horrible taste in pillows, 309 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,345 she doesn't shave above the knee, 310 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,435 but is she really the worst offender? 311 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,700 Huh. You seem to really know a lot about her. 312 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,744 Oh. [ Chuckles nervously ] 313 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,267 The devil, when she comes, 314 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,747 won't shave above the knee. 315 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,010 Ugh. That was taken out of context. 316 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,533 Ugh. Just look at her. 317 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,058 But she's trying to change the company. 318 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,363 Can I trust you? 319 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,191 'Cause I've procured a high-level job 320 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,106 at Sebben & Sebben under my alter-ego, 321 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,238 corporate slave Ed Todd. 322 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,066 When the time is right... 323 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,415 Aah![ Boing!, cash register bell dings] 324 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,026 Ugh! Same guy who, uh, runs my social. 325 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,767 Don't move.[ Camera shutter clicks ] 326 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,378 I just can't take a bad picture. 327 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,032 No, really. 328 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,252 Scientists are mystified. 329 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,563 - Aah! - So, this is what the flight of shame looks like. 330 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,957 I assume you paired it with a trip to Denny's. 331 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,873 - Aah! - So, how'd the mission go? 332 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:24,961 We heard everything. 333 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,876 [ Claps ] Everything. 334 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,314 Uh... And it turns out you do know what queening means. 335 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,969 You let Birdgirl's carpet run Judy's drapes. 336 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,928 And now he's in the building. 337 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,233 We gotta eliminate him. 338 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,408 You're right. 339 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,888 I destroyed Judy's apartment, 340 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,282 carpet, drapes, and crown molding. 341 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,284 - Crown molding? - Bazooms. 342 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,286 Birdgirl got us into this mess, 343 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,592 so now Judy's gotta get us out of it. 344 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,464 Her way. 345 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,597 Hey, Denise! 346 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,165 Jessica, eczema's looking sharp. 347 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,080 Hugh, tell Cheryl happy birthday. 348 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,952 The big 5-0! 349 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,606 Cheryl's 8. 350 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,652 Judy, I'd like you to meet my new executive intern. 351 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,306 Not now, Paul. I'm looking for -- 352 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,960 [ Gasps ] No, no, no, no, no. 353 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,266 Oh. Hi, there. I'm Ed Todd. 354 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,790 What happened to you? 355 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:11,791 I'm sorry? 356 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,096 Do not blow this for me. 357 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,490 He is a genius at stacking those cards. 358 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,797 Nice to meet you for the first time ever. 359 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,102 How about a tour? 360 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,451 I always give new hires some one-on-one. 361 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,670 It's just who we are. 362 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,454 As the CEO, we put the people first. 363 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,847 We! Me! 364 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,110 I'm gonna need him back for inventory! 365 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,199 God, that man has a great ass. 366 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,680 Two halves of the same hairy peach. 367 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,942 Since I took the reins, 368 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,944 I've really revolutionized the company. 369 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,860 We put out not one but two products for mental health 370 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,731 that backfired miserably, 371 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:42,299 and I redesigned the Popple can 372 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,301 for the differently handed. 373 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,869 Pissed a lot of big-hand types off. 374 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,742 Ahh, the price of being a capitalist activist do-goodnik. 375 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,309 Hi, boss. 376 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,658 We just wanted to thank you 377 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,486 for letting us work here another year. 378 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,533 You're the best boss, and we know you really care. 379 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,493 - Was that...a child? - It was. 380 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,234 As you can see, 381 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,410 we are leading the way on sustainable corporate culture. 382 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,195 We made the executive decision to switch 383 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,851 from single-use cups to not... 384 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,765 single-use. 385 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,594 Um...what's in there? 386 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,161 Nothing exciting. 387 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,684 Hey! It's nearly 10:00 am. 388 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,990 Hibachi for lunch? 389 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,905 Is it okay if I use my own utensils? 390 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:23,993 I know they're clean. 391 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,996 Irasshaimase. 392 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,911 How many other corporations offer 393 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,782 on-campus cuisines of the world? 394 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,873 One reason Sebben & Sebben is number 3,428 395 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,526 on the list of best places to work. 396 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,267 - Get away. - Okay. 397 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,747 Oh. 398 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,228 You've hardly touched your onion volcano. 399 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,882 Not enough steam? 400 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,188 Did you read the piece in EcoWar about factory fishing? 401 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,582 What happened to you? 402 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,758 Uh, I thought you loved hibachi? 403 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,021 Why would you... think that? 404 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,370 Itadakimasu. 405 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,546 I think it was mentioned on your -- 406 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,115 mention of yourself t-o-o-o me. 407 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:03,903 ♪ 408 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,121 Mmm. 409 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,645 We eat the floor shrimp. 410 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,778 We are zero waste here. 411 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,649 - Get away. - Okay. 412 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,477 Arigatougozaimasu. 413 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,568 How do you stand this guy?! 414 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,397 He's so judgy and self-righteous. 415 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,312 You're trying way too hard. 416 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,444 It's embarrassing. 417 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,228 Why can't you just be cool? 418 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,143 Your boyfriend wants us dead. 419 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,579 He wants you dead. 420 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,625 He's pretty happy where we are as a couple. 421 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,583 He told me so. After sex. 422 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,977 I am you, and you are me! 423 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,066 Judy, I'm starting to think 424 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,938 that the only thing we have in common 425 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,591 is that we're the same person. 426 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,943 You got us into this mess with your own untamable libido. 427 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,946 I won't apologize for my carnality. 428 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,599 Maybe he's right. 429 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,254 Maybe the only way to change the system is to destroy it. 430 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,603 That's it! 431 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,128 O-w-w-w. 432 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,827 You, come with me. 433 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,611 Don't you dare make me call 434 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,092 my nonexistent H.R. department! 435 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,615 You think Sebben & Sebben is evil 436 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,008 and I'm a blight on humanity? 437 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,358 Well, bub, you don't know the half of it. 438 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,012 You want to know what's behind that door? 439 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,972 All the horrific things this company has done. 440 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,105 Before my tenure and...during. 441 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,803 The mother lode. Why are you showing me this? 442 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,675 How do you think I felt when I inherited this? 443 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:21,981 Pretty gutted. 444 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,634 But then, I realized something. 445 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,375 I could give up and give in 446 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,988 and just say the company sucks, so let's burn it all down, 447 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,382 or I could work to clean up the mess we've made, 448 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,994 ever day, a little bit at a time. 449 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,734 It's easy to judge from the outside, 450 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:41,000 so I'm showing you our insides. 451 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:45,134 Your sanitizer, it's coming loose. 452 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,570 Let it fall. 453 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,137 [ Sanitizer bottle clatters ] 454 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,009 I wasn't exactly planning on this, 455 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,011 which may serve as an explanation 456 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:56,537 for my somewhat retro grooming situation down there. 457 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,105 Don't transcribe that. 458 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,500 Come and get me, hell girl. 459 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,675 I dare you. 460 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,200 Devil Judy: Va-va-va-voom. 461 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:10,507 [ Doorbell rings ] 462 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,336 Va-va-va-voom. 463 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:19,342 ♪ 464 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,432 Dear God, the grotesquerie. 465 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:25,348 Good God, it's been six minutes and it's still not in. 466 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,567 Oh, they're done. 467 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,872 Does anybody have eyes on him? 468 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,222 He's still upstairs. 469 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,528 I put a tracker in his hand sanitizer. 470 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,401 The other half of the hairy peach. 471 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,272 Captured -- with a K. 472 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,622 Oh, God! 473 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,712 You don't own me, you tiny pervert! 474 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,801 Unh! Unh! 475 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,108 No, no, no! 476 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,544 [ Screams ] 477 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,590 [ Police radio chatter ] 478 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,550 It's over. 479 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,986 [ Cellphone chimes ] 480 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,080 I guess it's a cheat day for ol' B-O-B. 481 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,560 Excuse me, sir. 482 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,127 Aren't you gonna file a report? 483 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,304 No. I no longer file reports. 484 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,089 I'm moving on with my life. 485 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,221 Va-va-va-voom. 486 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,441 [ Sign buzzing ] 487 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:17,096 Been dying to see you all day. 488 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,228 I was wrong about Judy Ken Sebben. 489 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,752 See? I told you she's trying. 490 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,799 No. Actually, it's worse than we could've possibly even imagined. 491 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,106 She's nothing. A powerless figurehead. 492 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,672 Spends her days touring interns around 493 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,239 while her team does all the work. 494 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:33,155 These are the real masterminds behind the operation. 495 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,678 Oh, boy. 496 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,638 If we eradicate them, it's just a matter of time 497 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,248 before Judy drives Sebben & Sebben 498 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,597 into the ground on her own 499 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,818 while we stand by and watch it burn. 500 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,996 [ Muffled grunting ] 501 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,172 What's wrong, Birdgirl? 502 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,695 [ Sniffs ] Ahh. 503 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,176 Judy, in the name of all that doesn't reek 504 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,700 of sensitively cured meats, stop him! 505 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,659 If only you could smell his musk, 506 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,269 you would understand. 507 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,792 Boy-oop! 508 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,534 Okay, I guess my reckless dating decisions 509 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,884 have put my friends in mortal danger. 510 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,147 Multiple times. 511 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,539 Oh, the deepdish guy. 512 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,628 Thank you for not making me say it. 513 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,674 And today's the day I grow up and say, 514 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:17,199 "I choose my friendships over my crazy-ass libido." 515 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,289 How about 80% friends, 20% booty? 516 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,639 I'll do it! We both will. 517 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,338 The one thing that makes us unstoppable is... 518 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,905 Both: ...we are the same person. 519 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,516 Hi, Judy. 520 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,346 You knew? When? 521 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,391 I knew the whole time. 522 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,699 Oh, and by the way, you smell like shrimp. 523 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,657 Damn floor shrimp. 524 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,920 Fine. 525 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,748 Maybe it's time to say what we're all thinking. 526 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:47,360 "Kaptain Khaos" is a ridiculous name. 527 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,710 "Chaos" is spelled with a C-H. 528 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,583 And despite what you may think, 529 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,760 I'm damn proud of what I've accomplished 530 00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:01,678 with these fine bound and gagged people. 531 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:05,378 Paul: Will you shut up? We're about to be flash-fried! 532 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,207 This corporation you love so much, 533 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,034 do you know the damage it causes? 534 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,514 Can you show us in a flashback? 535 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,604 Do love a flashback. Boy-oop! 536 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,258 Kaptain Khaos: It was my 8th birthday. 537 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,347 Welcome to Li'l Judy's! 538 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,219 Before we welcome you to Li'l Judy's, 539 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,700 please sign this contract for 16 monthly payments 540 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,529 and these waivers indemnifying Sebben & Sebben 541 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,575 from any responsibility. 542 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,793 Now have some fun! 543 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,143 I deep-fried everything -- 544 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,408 nuggets, burgers, the car keys. 545 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,627 I must have overloaded the system 546 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,935 because the entire place exploded into flames. 547 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,154 And it killed my parents. 548 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,070 It's all my fault! 549 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,159 It's not your fault, Eddie. 550 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,466 Li'l Judy? Is it really you? 551 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,076 No, it's not. 552 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,600 It's our fault, 553 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,646 and it's time for us to come clean. 554 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,082 What are you doing? 555 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:02,913 A very special quiet meal for the birthday boy! 556 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,915 She's not admitting culpability! 557 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,265 He signed a waiver! 558 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,962 Plus, he had some fun! 559 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,269 Take it and do good with it. 560 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,446 And now you give me the button. 561 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,143 Are you insane?! 562 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,841 You'll ruin us! 563 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,365 [ Crashing ] 564 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,154 [ Grunting ] 565 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,551 She's gonna blow! 566 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,597 Don't worry. 567 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,946 I'll be okay. 568 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,644 It's with a K. 569 00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:39,472 Sometimes other letters. 570 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:46,130 Making that pirate clown think you were giving him 571 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:49,482 all our secrets, and then turning the tables on him? 572 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,048 Genius! 573 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:54,356 All that incriminating evidence up in smoke. 574 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,792 [ Cellphone chimes ] I had my doubts about you, 575 00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:58,317 but you're not afraid to get bloody. 576 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,231 - Judy: Enhance. - You might turn out to be 577 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,799 the best CEO this company's ever had. 578 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:06,063 Uh...not including Phil, of course. 579 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,630 [ Rapping ] ♪ Who is the girl that saves the world? ♪ 580 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,458 Hey! Birdgirl! 581 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:10,894 ♪ Wings of fire, unique like pearls ♪ 582 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,679 Hey! Birdgirl! 583 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,463 ♪ Who's the one they can't defeat? ♪ 584 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,160 Hey! Birdgirl! 585 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,684 ♪ Ultra fierce, and so unique ♪ 586 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:21,035 Hey! Birdgirl! 587 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,558 Hey![ Imitating fanfare ] 588 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,386 Birdgirl!