1 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,397 - It's almost time. 2 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,312 - Where's my Barbie makeup kit? 3 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,184 - Oh, sweetie, I think I threw that out. 4 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,186 Well, I'm sorry. It was getting nasty. 5 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,970 That lip gloss was starting to look like chutney. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,538 - Well, I can't go to the party without my face beat. 7 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,322 - I think I have a stomachache. 8 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,758 I don't think I can go tonight. 9 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,108 - If she's not going, I'm not going. 10 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,500 - Wait a minute. 11 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,850 Y'all have been so excited about this for weeks. 12 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,330 Your first night sleeping out. 13 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:29,333 My first night with you sleeping out. 14 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,422 We're all excited. - Rude! 15 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,423 - [scoffs] - What? 16 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,338 You're gonna have so much fun. 17 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:36,297 And if I happen to have a little bit of fun 18 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,647 not being in charge of your fun for the first time 19 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,345 in, like, forever, well, then so be it. 20 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,434 But trust me, you're ready for this. 21 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,523 - Are you sure, Dad? - Of course. 22 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,438 Look, if you hate it, I'll come get you. 23 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:50,224 - But then Sophie Wexler will make fun of us for leaving. 24 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,877 That's why it's just better if we don't go. 25 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:52,922 - No! 26 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,228 I mean, uh, look. 27 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:55,577 Let's just think. 28 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,364 If you gotta come home, just call me and say, 29 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,671 "Dad, are we having lasagna tomorrow?" 30 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,542 And then I'll come right over with a great excuse 31 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,979 of why you gotta leave, like night church. 32 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,372 - Hmm. - Hmm. 33 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,070 - "Lasagna." I like it. 34 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,462 Thanks. - You're welcome. 35 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,247 My precious, little babies. [sighs contentedly] 36 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,075 [horn honks] Your ride is here! 37 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,206 All right. Bye-bye! 38 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,166 [funky upbeat music] 39 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:22,386 ♪ 40 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,606 Rick, I need you to take Gary out. 41 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,216 - Out? Wow. 42 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,696 I did say I'd help you with whatever, 43 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,002 but killing my best friend is a big ask. 44 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,178 - What? 45 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,223 I meant take him out for the night. 46 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,530 And also, Gary's your best friend? 47 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:36,966 - Eh, I'm working on that. 48 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:40,100 That's why I bought him these "BET: Uncut" DVDs. 49 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,405 It's his favorite program. 50 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,754 - Didn't they stop making that show 51 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,147 because it was so degrading to Black women? 52 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,235 - Yes. 53 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:47,237 However, where there's an eBay, 54 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,543 there's an e-way. 55 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:52,112 Thank you very much, Doug@working69to5.com. 56 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,159 - Gary does love big Black butts. 57 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,769 I mean, look, I just want a night alone. 58 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,815 I haven't had many since I had kids, 59 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:04,124 or any since my father-in-law started squatting in my home. 60 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,604 - None taken. 61 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,999 Oh, I thought you said, "No offense." 62 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,609 - Nope. - You should have. 63 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,350 - Well, look, is it too much to ask 64 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,396 for one special night alone? 65 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,702 I mean, one night that I don't have to do anything 66 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:18,877 for anybody? 67 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,792 I can just do stuff that I love to do, 68 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,272 like eating bed cake 69 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,448 or eating bed Bloomin' Onion. 70 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:27,364 - That's an incredibly sad itinerary for a special night, 71 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:30,193 but I did hear that Ludacris has a new crab joint 72 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,282 called "Ludacrabs." 73 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,457 You think Gary'd like that? 74 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,155 - You know what? I think he will. 75 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,373 He will love it. 76 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,766 My treat. - Awesome! 77 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,812 What do you think I should wear? 78 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,118 - Anything else. 79 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,294 - And in the end, Justin Bartha 80 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:47,906 was on top of the hotel the entire time, 81 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:48,994 but, ironically, 82 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,214 no one ever saw him again. 83 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,650 - Okay, Pam, how are your recaps 84 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,086 longer than the actual movie? 85 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,436 - I'm passionate. - Okay. 86 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,047 Kenan, hey. I thought you left. 87 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,396 - No, this isn't all for me. 88 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,658 Is that what you asked? 89 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,094 - No, but now that you mention it... 90 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,661 - All right, well, truth be told, 91 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,315 my girls went to their first sleepover tonight, 92 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,883 so I'm alone to do whatever I want. 93 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,320 It's gonna be like "The Purge," but "The Binge." 94 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,496 - Mm, first sleepover. Yikes. 95 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,845 - Yeah, don't get too comfortable. 96 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,543 Odds are, you're gonna have to pick them up. 97 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,849 - Me and my friends, we watched "Candyman" 98 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,852 at my first sleepover, and I got so scared, 99 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:24,682 I peed in Katie Gianetti's sleeping bag. 100 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,032 I mean, I wasn't gonna sleep in pee. 101 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,339 That's disgusting. 102 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,472 - Well, my girls will be fine. 103 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:32,647 They're tough. - Yes, they are. 104 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,257 My first sleepover was great. 105 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:36,303 I had s'mores, we talked about boys, 106 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,957 conjured up my grandma with a Ouija board. 107 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,698 - What? - Yeah. For real. 108 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,658 - Man, please tell me you are not that crazy. 109 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:44,876 - Oh, no. - Here we go. 110 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,791 - First of all, there's nothing crazy 111 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,577 about your loved ones who passed away watching over you. 112 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,361 - I'm sorry, so you think that dead people 113 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,276 are just chilling around us at all times? 114 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,365 - Yep, at home, at work, at the mall. 115 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:56,714 - No. I'm sorry. 116 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,890 I don't buy that Cori is just floating over me 117 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,022 at an Ann Taylor Loft. 118 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,415 - Why are you at an Ann Taylor Loft? 119 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,546 - I'm at where I'm at. 120 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,939 - Look, Kenan, a deep connection 121 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,941 to the spiritual world runs in my family. 122 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,638 We believe our loved ones send us signs 123 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,771 or appear at totems, like their favorite animals, 124 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:10,815 to help guide us. 125 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:11,947 - And that makes you feel better? 126 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,122 - It does. 127 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,906 Yeah, every time I see a blue jay, 128 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,692 I feel my grandma's presence, like she's watching over me. 129 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,911 Remember that day a bird dookied on my blazer? 130 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,523 That was Grammy just telling me shoulder pads aren't for me. 131 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,394 - Aw. - Okay, tell me. 132 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,961 What was Cori's favorite animal? 133 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,397 - I don't know. 134 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,225 I mean, I guess she thought squirrels were cute... 135 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,618 - Yeah. - Which is ridiculous, 136 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:33,273 because squirrels are just rats with a blowout. 137 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:34,926 But wait, how did we even get on this? 138 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,319 I didn't come here to talk about animals. 139 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,929 I came here to eat some! 140 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,148 So yeah. 141 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,280 Cori's not watching over me. 142 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,498 My girls are fine. 143 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,587 It's gonna be the best night of my life. 144 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:44,675 Oh! 145 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,373 Hello? 146 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:47,417 Oh, that's right. 147 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:50,115 Nobody home but moi. Truly. 148 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,292 [vocalizes] 149 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,772 Do the Usher. 150 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,079 Anybody want me to do anything for 'em? 151 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,298 Hmm? 152 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,516 Well, you can't ask me 153 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,692 because I kicked y'all all out the house! 154 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,999 [laughs] 155 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,522 Even my girls... 156 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,655 despite they obvious cries for help. 157 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,441 [phone ringing] 158 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:12,834 - Hey. What's up? 159 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,052 - I--I'm chilling. 160 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,619 I was just calling to check on you, girl. 161 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,229 [chuckles] Uh, how's work? 162 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,622 - It is Friday night. 163 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,755 I am getting ready for a date. 164 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,061 - Really? - Okay, fine. 165 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,324 I'm at work. 166 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,629 Give me two minutes. What's up? 167 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,588 - Pam and Tami got in my head. 168 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,111 I think the girls were really scared 169 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,330 about their first sleepover, 170 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,896 but I made them go anyway. 171 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,985 Now I'm wondering if I pushed them away 172 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,291 before they was ready 173 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,640 just so I could finally have a night alone. 174 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:37,641 - I'm sure they're ready. 175 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,990 Plus, every parent needs a break. 176 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,340 That's what mine told me 177 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,819 when they took extended vacations without me. 178 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,952 Look, you're just not used to being alone, all right? 179 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,563 My yogi says solitude brings all your deepest fears 180 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:47,695 to the surface. 181 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,218 - Your yogi, Kyler? - Yeah. 182 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,741 - The guy who has a tank top that says, 183 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,787 "The Universe is My Homeboy"? 184 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,180 - Just enjoy your night off. 185 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,792 - Okay. You're right. 186 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:58,749 Thanks. 187 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:02,536 Hey. Come to bed, cake. 188 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:03,841 - Uh, you didn't hang up. 189 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,060 - It ain't what you think! 190 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,670 - Oh, see, that's what guilty people say. 191 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,412 - And let's toss in a Lobster Rollout My Business 192 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,674 for the table. 193 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,502 - That doesn't sound ludicrous to me! 194 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,243 [both laugh] - That's funny. 195 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,985 - Okay, gonna "move, bitch, and get out" this order! 196 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,639 - This is nice, huh? 197 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,032 Just the boys, the dawgs. 198 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,294 - Yeah, sure. 199 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,122 I didn't know you were such a Ludacris fan. 200 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,733 - Oh, yeah, man. 201 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:28,518 I love all them "Fast and Furious" movies. 202 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,520 It's like visual Cialis. 203 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:31,695 - Huh. You know, there's something 204 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,305 I just can't stop thinking about. 205 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,785 - Why we didn't do this sooner? 206 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,830 - Mm-mm. 207 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,005 Why are we here? 208 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,703 This place is whack as hell, man. 209 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,226 I know the streets said no snitching 210 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,707 in the hip-hop community, but I gotta take this to Yelp. 211 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,883 People need to know. 212 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,450 - I was just gonna say the same thing. 213 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,930 So whack. - Yeah. 214 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,497 - I mean, but... 215 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,412 Kenan was crying about wanting to have 216 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,066 his special night alone or whatever, 217 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,546 and so we're here. 218 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,374 We may as well enjoy each other's company? 219 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,375 - Hey, that's weird. 220 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,942 Kenan wanted to be alone? 221 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,552 I hope he's not depressed or anything. 222 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,946 - Well, it's not weird to want to be alone. 223 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,382 - It is for Kenan. 224 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,688 That dude is social. 225 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:10,081 When my mom said he was too old for family bath, 226 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:11,996 he refused to go to prom. 227 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,737 I just wish there was a way I could check in on him 228 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,435 without bothering him, you know? 229 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,828 - Um... 230 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,703 - What in the sick-- you've been spying on us? 231 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:23,747 - Oh, no! No, no. 232 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:26,358 Not spying. This is security. 233 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:29,536 - Wait, is that a birthday cake? 234 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,754 What's the date? 235 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:33,235 Hold on, is Kenan's birthday coming up? 236 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:34,758 - Oh, no. It must be today. 237 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,891 That's why he said he wanted his special night. 238 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,719 - Oh, he said special. - Oh, my God. 239 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,982 We forgot Kenan's birthday. - How we do that? 240 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,549 - This is bad. - This is bad. 241 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,246 - We gotta team up and throw him a party. 242 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:45,943 - Yes! Yes, like, ASAP. 243 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,119 Ooh, ASAP Mob throws the best birthday parties. 244 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,295 Rocky had a Dirty Sprite Slip 'N Slide. 245 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,601 That thing was fast. 246 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,429 And sticky. 247 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,127 - Sometimes when you talk, I feel like I'm having a stroke. 248 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,302 - Hmm. 249 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,522 - But I love it. 250 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,306 [laughter] 251 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,613 - Okay. Ready? 252 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,485 [together] Light as a feather. 253 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,443 Stiff as a-- - Hey, girls. 254 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,314 [all scream] 255 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,402 No, no, no. It's okay. 256 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,621 I'm Aubrey and Birdie's dad. 257 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,667 - Ugh, so lame! - Gosh. 258 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,106 - Once again, I'm really sorry for scaring everybody. 259 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,281 And thank you so much 260 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,935 for having my girls over, by the way. 261 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,851 I just wanted to tell you that we're having lasagna tomorrow. 262 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:26,593 - No, we're not having lasagna. 263 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,291 - Yeah, you can't tell us when we're having lasagna. 264 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,293 We tell you when we want lasagna. 265 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,687 - What if I want lasagna? 266 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,732 - I have a Lean Cuisine lasagna, if that helps. 267 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,126 - Nobody wants your tiny, sad lasagna, Jan, okay? 268 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,170 I'm sorry. No offense. 269 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,782 But come here. 270 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,305 - Dad. - Look. 271 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,742 I think I made a bad decision, all right? 272 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,352 You're not ready for a sleepover, 273 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,746 and I pushed you into it, but why don't you just come home 274 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,357 and we'll try again in, like, a year, or maybe five? 275 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,142 - I wanna stay. - Yeah. 276 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,622 They put parmesan on their popcorn. 277 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:58,146 I mean, it's insane, but it works. 278 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,714 - Dad, are you maybe not ready? 279 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,150 - Me? What? 280 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,500 No, I'm--I'm cool. I came here for y'all. 281 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,024 You know, I'm here to check on y'all. 282 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,591 But if you straight, I'm straight. 283 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,940 - You did what? 284 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,638 - I embarrassed them in front of Sophie Wexler. 285 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,857 She's super popular even though she don't even really know 286 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,163 how to tie her shoes. 287 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,512 - Look, you need to relax, okay? 288 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,732 Go home and take some of Cori's calm gummies. 289 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,647 You told me she bought those in bulk. 290 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,387 - Man, that fake crap? 291 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,781 I only take herbs recommended by a doctor... 292 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:25,956 Dre. 293 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,001 - You're so cool. 294 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,263 Trust me. They work. 295 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,612 I take them to go to sleep. 296 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,135 Or to talk to my mother. 297 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,181 It'll take the edge off so that you can enjoy your night 298 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:34,399 and stop acting a fool. 299 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,010 Now I gotta go. I have a friend over. 300 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,012 - No, you don't. [descending tone] 301 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,753 Rude! 302 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,537 Sleep. Uh, wake up. 303 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,713 Think. Wake up and think. 304 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,541 Calm. Calmer. 305 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,890 Calmest? 306 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,544 Calmest-er. 307 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,241 Huh, let me see what that's about. 308 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,376 Mmm! 309 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,030 What's that? Olallieberry? 310 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,206 Delish! [chuckles] 311 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,386 Mmm. 312 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,737 Wow, I do feel calmest...er. 313 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,701 Might as well remind myself what all the fuss was about. 314 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,360 [funky upbeat music] 315 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,233 Yeah, it's just bikinis. 316 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,887 Well, there go the bikinis. 317 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:30,412 ♪ 318 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:34,068 Y'all shouldn't be watching this. 319 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,896 You neither, Cori. 320 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,419 ♪ 321 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,639 Well, you just everywhere, aren't you? 322 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,424 ♪ 323 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:45,079 Huh. Sup, squirrel? 324 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:48,038 [Nelly's "E.I." playing] 325 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,911 ♪ 326 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:51,912 What the... 327 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,088 [music slows, stops] 328 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,047 [suspenseful music] 329 00:10:57,091 --> 00:11:00,224 ♪ 330 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,748 [yelps] 331 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,184 No, no. No, no, no, no, no! 332 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,013 ♪ 333 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,363 Shoo! Get out of here, squirrel! 334 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,756 [squirrel chittering] 335 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:10,757 Cori? 336 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,019 [gasps] 337 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,197 - Man, there's nothing sadder than a party supply store. 338 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,981 It's like Bloomingdale's for weirdos. 339 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,896 - My brother wanting to be alone on his birthday 340 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,245 is sadder. 341 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,856 Why doesn't he want to be around anybody? 342 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,467 - Well, nothing that a big, old surprise party can't cure. 343 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,382 It's a classic case of two best bros 344 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,645 saving the day for a third best bro. 345 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,169 - Me and Kenan are your best bros? 346 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,736 - Uh, no. Of course not. 347 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,129 Don't be ridiculous. 348 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,652 I got tons of best bros... - Okay. 349 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,741 - Like, well, I'll name you some. 350 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,135 There's, um, Denny... - Mm-hmm. 351 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,311 Wendy, um... 352 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,487 Mike from Jersey, Mickey D-- 353 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,445 - Okay, wait, are you just naming restaurants? 354 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,709 - Denny's, Wendy's, Jersey Mike's, McDonald's? 355 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,927 - No! No! 356 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,147 These are dear friends of mine. - Okay. 357 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,105 One of them has really good fries. 358 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,803 - And then I tried to shoo it away, 359 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,283 but it just sat right here on this picture of Cori 360 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,807 staring at me. 361 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,113 I think she's pissed at me for sending the girls 362 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,724 to that sleepover when they weren't ready. 363 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,465 Or maybe it was because I was watching "BET: Uncut" 364 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,771 in my cozies... 365 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,208 which I was definitely was not doing. 366 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,949 - Uh-huh. - But maybe she's just 367 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,125 getting used to her beady, little squirrel eyes. 368 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,518 - How many of these did you take? 369 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,520 - Oh, I Pac-Man'd that whole bottle. 370 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,782 - They're not candy. 371 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,262 You're supposed to take, like, a half. 372 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,960 They have side effects. - Right! 373 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,745 It was just the gummies. 374 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,921 Phew! Thank God. 375 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,749 You know, I was worried you was about to say something like-- 376 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,838 - You finally opened yourself up to the spiritual world, 377 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,361 Cori appears as her favorite animal, 378 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,928 and you do the worst thing ever, 379 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,799 you shoo her away. 380 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,367 - That was exactly what I was worried you were gonna say. 381 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,543 Wait, but are you saying that as an example 382 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,849 of what I was worried you were gonna say, 383 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,111 or are you saying it? 384 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,765 - Oh, I'm saying it. Definitely saying it. 385 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,508 - Okay, so you need to put out some of Cori's favorite stuff 386 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,771 to lure her back. 387 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,773 Do you really think Cori is a furry rat now? 388 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,209 That sucks. 389 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,733 - Okay, I don't think she's actually the squirrel, 390 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,343 but you see her in the squirrel. 391 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,693 And you know Cori would have my back on this 392 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,348 because she was a big believer in the spiritual realm. 393 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,307 And that furniture had feelings. 394 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,744 - Yeah, but she also believed that expiration dates 395 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,137 were just suggestions, 396 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,487 and we both saw how sick she got off that Go-Gurt. 397 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,358 - Okay, but what about those fertility earrings 398 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,491 that I gave her when y'all were trying to get pregnant? 399 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,840 Gave you two beautiful girls! 400 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,364 - Uh, no. My sperms did that. 401 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,193 That's right, my doc said my count is "ba-nonkers." 402 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,500 - Kenan, why are you so resistant to the idea 403 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,371 of the spiritual world watching over you? 404 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,809 - Look, I just don't want Cori watching over me! 405 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,942 - Okay. What's going on? 406 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,901 - It's just... 407 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,772 the thought of Cori watching my every move 408 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,382 is just too much pressure. 409 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:41,385 I mean, Cori had incredible parenting instincts, 410 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,823 and mine suck. 411 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,389 Like, you think it's a good idea to tell a kid 412 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,174 if they eat their vegetables, they can have dessert? 413 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,349 - Yeah, that sounds right. 414 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,437 - Wrong. - Oh. 415 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,134 - It's the worst thing you can do. 416 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,224 It makes them "food insecure"? 417 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,271 I mean, parenting is so counterintuitive. 418 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,751 Like, I thought the girls were ready to go to a sleepover, 419 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,232 which probably means that they're not. 420 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,191 I mean, what if the other girls try to freeze their bras 421 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,322 or something while they're sleeping? 422 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,758 - What bras? - Oh, my God! 423 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:07,977 I didn't get them no bras! 424 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,326 - They don't need bras. Yet. 425 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,241 - Oh. Well, see? 426 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,244 I mean, Cori always knew the right thing for them, 427 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,377 but now I'm thinking about all of the decisions 428 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,944 I'm gonna have to make on my own... 429 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,815 - Look, Kenan. You're right, okay? 430 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,035 Cori had amazing instincts. 431 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,340 - Wow, I thought you was gonna try 432 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,776 to talk me off the ledge a little bit. 433 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,082 - Which is why 434 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,084 she chose you to be the father of her kids. 435 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,956 She knew you'd be the best dad. 436 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,959 - But... 437 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,786 what if she was just blinded by my raw sex appeal? 438 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,484 - [chuckles] 439 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,443 Look, I'm sure Cori would be proud of all your decisions. 440 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,837 Except maybe the eating all your gummies ones 'cause... 441 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,013 - Oh, yeah. I'm hella faded. - Yeah. 442 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,016 [dramatic music] 443 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,671 ♪ 444 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,803 - Hi, girls. [all scream] 445 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,979 - Don't be scared. 446 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,284 We're just here to take two of you. 447 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,112 [all scream] 448 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,549 - Again? - Why does this keep happening? 449 00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,986 - All right. 450 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,770 I got a picture of the girls, 451 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,120 that Jodeci song that she used to like to get busy to, 452 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,948 a Bloomin' Onion-- well, part of one... 453 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,124 - Mm-hmm. - And her signature drink. 454 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,691 A rosé on the rocks. 455 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,128 - But didn't the ice make it super watery when it melted? 456 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,651 - Oh, she downed it way before that. 457 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,739 - Got it. 458 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,220 And now... 459 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,395 musk oil. 460 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,744 - All right. 461 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,050 This is getting silly now. 462 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,139 What am I, luring a squirrel to my house 463 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,620 with musk and wine like I'm some woodland Bill Cosby? 464 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,013 And besides, everybody knows 465 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,666 squirrels don't even come out at night-- 466 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,668 oh, it just ran over my foot. 467 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:31,843 - Okay. See? 468 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:32,975 I'm gonna leave you to it. 469 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,542 Just speak from the heart. 470 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,326 I guarantee it'll make you feel better, 471 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,111 whether you think Cori's in there or not. 472 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,678 [smooth music playing] 473 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:41,679 - [softly] Hey. 474 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,986 Um... 475 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,076 So... 476 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,512 guess this is like "Ghost," huh? 477 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:53,039 Except I'm Demi Moore, and you're Patrick Swayze? 478 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,215 In a squirrel? 479 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:58,392 I am so full of gummies right now. 480 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,394 [exhales] 481 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,873 God, Cori, 482 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,527 I don't know what I'm doing. 483 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,616 Like, for the longest, I didn't know the difference 484 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,096 between leggings and tights 485 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,142 until some helpful moms straightened me out 486 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,013 when I sent them to school with they undies showing 487 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,580 one too many times. 488 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,017 ♪ 489 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,412 If I am doing all right, can you give me a sign? 490 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,501 all: Surprise! 491 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:23,286 - No! Don't go, baby! 492 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,287 I mean, 493 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,419 it ain't what it looks like. 494 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,292 - So yeah. No, I was chilling, you know? 495 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,554 Just loving being alone, 496 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,687 and then I felt bad that Mika was alone, 497 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,080 like, all the time, 498 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,169 so then, I called her up and invited her over 499 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,387 for a little night picnic. 500 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,562 That's all. Right, Mika? 501 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,521 - What--yeah. That's what happened. 502 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,175 - Really, 'cause it looked to me 503 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,177 like he about to blow the back out of that-- 504 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,527 - Okay, girls, shall we go get some cookies? 505 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,745 - Yes, please. - Nah, man. 506 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,269 There wasn't nothing freaky going on. 507 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,835 Just me and lonely-ass Mika. 508 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,316 You know, she's such a sad mess of a woman. 509 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,883 - [cackles] She sure is. 510 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,451 I saw her changing clothes once in a parking lot. 511 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,453 [laughter] - Wait, is this a roast? 512 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,063 - Okay, so if you wanna continue, Kenan, 513 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,543 I can just stay here with the girls. 514 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,892 - No, no. I was just--I'm sorry. 515 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,676 Please go inside. That's it, people. 516 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,461 Just a simple picnic. 517 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,723 And then the squirrel rolled up 518 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,551 and I was about to handle it, 519 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,161 and then y'all got here. 520 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,945 Yeah, what the hell y'all doing here anyway? 521 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,078 - Man, we ain't want you to be alone on your birthday, bro. 522 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,427 - Don't worry, guys. 523 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,125 I rehearsed the Black birthday song in the car, 524 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,604 so I'm ready. 525 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,997 - Well, I know that's supposed to be sweet, 526 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,044 but it's not my birthday until next week. 527 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,697 And Gary, how did you not know that? 528 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,830 - I knew it was coming up, man, 529 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,658 but then Rick was so sure, 530 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,486 and I just got excited about throwing you a party. 531 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,965 - Well, it's not totally on us. 532 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,750 I mean, you were acting all weird, 533 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,491 like your special night-- 534 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,927 - There's nothing weird about that. 535 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,450 - Yeah, but you was eating birthday cake 536 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,322 all by your damn self, okay? 537 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,714 What were we supposed to think? 538 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,108 - That birthday cake is my favorite kind of cake, 539 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,110 and you can get the ones that haven't been picked up 540 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,547 at the end of the day at Kroger for five bucks. 541 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,114 Wait, how did you see me eating cake anyway? 542 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,290 - Uh-oh, Rick, you wanna take this one? 543 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,987 - Don't turn this around on us. 544 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,251 You were the one that was wining and dining the rodent, 545 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,905 and if we hadn't shown up, you might've finished that rhyme! 546 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,473 - The picnic was with Mika, 547 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,259 and I was just trying to be alone. 548 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,564 - Okay. 549 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,913 All right, man. We'll let you be alone. 550 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,089 All right, y'all. Let's bounce. 551 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,438 - But I brought a little Tupperware 552 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,309 to take cake home. 553 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,397 - No, please stay! 554 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,486 I mean, uh... [clears throat] 555 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,880 Chill. Y'all already here. 556 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,839 Turns out being alone ain't all it's cracked up to be anyway. 557 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,319 And I got cake. - Yes! 558 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:24,929 - Well, I got part of a cake. 559 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,148 Right? - That'll do. 560 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,280 - Let's do it! 561 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,151 [upbeat music] 562 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,500 Hey, Deon, Jan. 563 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,372 Thank you so much for coming. Cheers, cheers. 564 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,417 Hey, you know, that lasagna was actually pretty good. 565 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:35,810 - See? - Yep. 566 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,246 Pam, you good? - I'm great. 567 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,508 - Phil, come on, man. 568 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,119 This is not one of those "take your shoes off 569 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,555 inside the house" type of houses. 570 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,991 - Sorry. 571 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,166 - You need a ride home, buddy? 572 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,168 I finally got a new passenger seat. 573 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,213 - Ooh. 574 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,997 - My babies! 575 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,172 Thank you so much 576 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,956 for ditching your little Satanic ritual 577 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,610 to come to my not-birthday party. 578 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,003 - Uncle Gary and Papa Rick made us, 579 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,570 but we wanted to come home anyway. 580 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,180 - I knew it. You weren't ready. 581 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,356 - No, we were ready for a sleepover, 582 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,010 just not with those monsters. 583 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,012 They tried to give us fruit for dessert 584 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,883 and wanted us to sleep on the floor. 585 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,189 - Oh, my! 586 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,364 - And clearly, 587 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,367 you needed some "lasagna." 588 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,196 Can we have cake even though we just had cookies? 589 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,632 - Why not? 590 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,504 And you don't even have to eat your veggies first. 591 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,681 Boom! Parenting instincts. 592 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,726 ♪ 593 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,512 I'll be right back. - Okay. 594 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,905 - Look, I'm sorry 595 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,517 that I put that whole thing about your sad life out there. 596 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,866 Not that your life is sad. 597 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,129 And I'm sorry that I made fun of you 598 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,913 for believing in all of that stuff. 599 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,699 Look, I'm not all the way there with you, 600 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:42,050 but I do feel better, so thank you. 601 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,008 - Of course, and just so you know, 602 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,750 what I heard out of all that was, "Mika, you're right." 603 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,361 - Well, people gonna hear what they wanna hear. 604 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,623 - Sure. 605 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,233 - It's a pretty dope birthday party. 606 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,235 Even though it's not Kenan's birthday. 607 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,410 And there's no clown. 608 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,890 - Eh, it's just a classic case 609 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,109 of two best bros looking out for their third best bro. 610 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,024 - Okay, what's up with this "best bro" stuff, man? 611 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,549 Why you keep trying to make me and you happen all night? 612 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,551 - Gee, man, I-- 613 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,901 I just don't have a lot of friends to hang out with. 614 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,251 The ones I have left are in Florida. 615 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,297 Or jail. 616 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,515 Or heaven. 617 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,038 - Oh. 618 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,649 Whoa, yeah, I guess I never thought 619 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,912 about, uh, how much you had to give up 620 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,348 to be with Kenan and the girls. 621 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,263 - Gary, I had a waterbed. 622 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,612 - Ew. 623 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,787 - Yeah. 624 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,267 - Well, look, man, 625 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,096 for what it's worth, I had a lot of fun tonight, man. 626 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,967 - I knew it. 627 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,926 Best bros. - All right. 628 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,929 - Hey, boys, thanks again for a great party. 629 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,191 Unless, of course, this is still 630 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,193 a sleep gummy hallucination, in which case, 631 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,456 please take me to the hospital. [laughter] 632 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,936 - Yo, for real, though, 633 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,503 were you trying to smash that squirrel? 634 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,635 - Of course not. 635 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,768 She was thick, though, wasn't she? 636 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,683 She was thick. [laughter] 637 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:50,945 - We need to keep this party going 638 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,773 till we get some alley cats up in here 639 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,427 'cause Mama needs hers too. 640 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,385 What? [strained laughter] 641 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,778 - Uh-huh. - Yeah... 642 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,867 - What? - [clears throat] 643 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,738 I know it's not fair. 644 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,610 It's just kind of weird when you do it. 645 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,046 - He's not wrong. - Why? 646 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,614 - Again, it's not fair, but-- 647 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,789 - It's weird as hell. 648 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:09,920 It is weird as hell. - "Alley cat"? 649 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,270 - What's wrong with an alley cat? 650 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,054 - Why you got a homeless cat? - Not homeless! 651 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,665 - I mean, with a little dirty, high butt walking around.