1
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Hey, don't get used
to eating in the new car.

2
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Can I get one without cheese?
I'm trying to limit my dairy intake.

3
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Copy that.
No cheese for the Blizzard.

4
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- Morning.
- Boom.

5
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Oh, honey,
can we eat these in the car?

6
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I promise
not to make it a habit.

7
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He just said that.

8
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
I lost my phone.

9
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- Use the Find My Phone thingy.
- That's what I'm doing.

10
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I just don't know why
they make the beeps so quiet.

11
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I have a meeting
in three minutes.

12
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Can you help me, please?

13
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Here we go.

14
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- Lizzie, call the phone!
- Ringing!

15
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What rooms were you in
this morning?

16
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All of them!

17
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It's not in Lizzie's room.

18
00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,976
Voicemail!

19
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Oh. Honey, call it again!

20
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- Okay.
- Did you check our bedroom?

21
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Shh!

22
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Let's check the bathroom.

23
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Ooh, did I check this drawer?

24
00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,221
No, not in here.

25
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It's waterproof.

26
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Okay.

27
00:02:23,274 --> 00:02:25,111
You want me
to bring lunch by later?

28
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We could do a picnic.

29
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Oh, I don't know, honey.
I have a work lunch.

30
00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,817
- Oh, where?
- Bluefin.

31
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Ooh, dragon rolls.

32
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Huh?

33
00:02:35,286 --> 00:02:36,989
I just said "dragon rolls."

34
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Those are my favorite.

35
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Oh, no, sorry, honey.
I'm saying "huh" to this email.

36
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Whatever.

37
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Hello, this is Jeanine.

38
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<i>Hello?</i>

39
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Ed? Ed? Hello?

40
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Lost him.
God, that's so annoying.

41
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<i>♪ Here comes your man ♪</i>

42
00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:03,214
<i>♪ Here comes your man ♪</i>

43
00:03:03,314 --> 00:03:05,618
All right,
what do we have this weekend?

44
00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,820
Sunday I have a walk-through
at a property.

45
00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,022
Uh, that's not in the calendar.

46
00:03:10,122 --> 00:03:13,291
- What about shopping?
- No, yeah, it's in green. Oh, I have to invite you.

47
00:03:13,391 --> 00:03:14,627
We're supposed to go shopping.

48
00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:16,437
Oh, I know, honey.
Your dad's gonna take you.

49
00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:18,229
I'll take you shopping.

50
00:03:18,329 --> 00:03:20,166
I guess we're not getting a bra.

51
00:03:20,265 --> 00:03:21,801
Hmm?
We can get a bra if you want.

52
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Pass.

53
00:03:36,148 --> 00:03:38,416
<i>♪ There is a wait so long ♪</i>

54
00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:40,052
<i>♪ So long, so long ♪</i>

55
00:03:40,152 --> 00:03:41,987
<i>♪ You'll never wait so long ♪</i>

56
00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:46,759
Oh. Oh, it's Ed.
I have to pick up. Hello?

57
00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:47,893
<i>Hello?</i>

58
00:03:47,993 --> 00:03:50,328
Hello? Hello? Oh, oh, Ed.

59
00:03:50,428 --> 00:03:52,164
Sorry, these aren't working.

60
00:03:52,263 --> 00:03:54,033
You're, uh,
on speaker in my car.

61
00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,201
Hi, Ed!

62
00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,468
<i>Hi. Who's this?</i>

63
00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,204
No one. That's just my husband.

64
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- His name's Dan.
- Shh!

65
00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:02,641
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Yeah, Ed, listen.

66
00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,753
Did you get the evaluations on the
retail property on Hanley Road?

67
00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,646
- Liz? Liz?
<i>- Yeah, I'm just</i> building out more comps.

68
00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,982
Um...

69
00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:12,017
- Ow. Jesus!
- Stop.

70
00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,819
<i>Is everything okay over there?</i>

71
00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:15,320
Wait, I'm here.

72
00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:18,858
All right, I'll talk
to you inside, in person.

73
00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,627
Honey, I really need my own car.

74
00:04:21,727 --> 00:04:23,863
We really don't need
another one. Coffee.

75
00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,330
Okay.

76
00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:27,767
I strongly disagree,
but I love you.

77
00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,035
- Blizzard, love you!
- Love you, Mom!

78
00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,537
Kick some ass today!

79
00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:32,538
Yep!

80
00:04:32,638 --> 00:04:34,673
No one says that anymore.

81
00:04:36,575 --> 00:04:40,613
Morning!

82
00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:41,881
Morning, Phil.

83
00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,381
Hi.

84
00:04:43,481 --> 00:04:45,584
- What did I miss?
- Nothing. It's, like, 9:15.

85
00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:48,854
- Whatcha reading?
- Um, "The Lord of the Rings." But I'm not really reading it.

86
00:04:48,954 --> 00:04:51,257
I'm just sort of scanning it
for baby names for my nephew.

87
00:04:51,356 --> 00:04:54,459
Oh, that's exciting! Congrats!

88
00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,695
Okay, "Lord of the Rings."

89
00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,397
Uh, that's Legolas,
Frodo, Bilbo, Haldir.

90
00:04:59,497 --> 00:05:01,267
- Nailed it.
- You know what?

91
00:05:01,366 --> 00:05:04,003
I'm gonna put together a list for
you from the Harry Potter books.

92
00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,436
No, you don't... that's okay.

93
00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,506
- Yeah, much better universe.
- No thank you.

94
00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:10,576
Sig Daddy! Get off the island.

95
00:05:10,676 --> 00:05:12,945
Anosh12, grab the lantern.

96
00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:16,314
JimmyWarden6, go
downstairs, get cannonballs.

97
00:05:16,414 --> 00:05:17,550
Ugh!

98
00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,553
Yes! Suck on that, skeleton.

99
00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,088
Hold on, I gotta eat a banana.

100
00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:24,355
<i>Yarr!</i>

101
00:05:24,455 --> 00:05:27,993
Judo7, follow me.
MyBiesel, hit him!

102
00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:31,697
<i>Mochino7, go on the island,
get the loot.</i>

103
00:05:31,797 --> 00:05:33,299
<i>We're trying to kill
the skeletons.</i>

104
00:05:33,398 --> 00:05:35,333
Why are you playing
the accordion?

105
00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:37,937
Squeeze box, whatever.

106
00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,539
<i>Hey, DiamondBooty,
have you never been on a pirate ship?</i>

107
00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,641
<i>Go up to the mast
then if you're dying.</i>

108
00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:46,111
<i>Go up to the mast!
Climb the ladder and take the wheel.</i>

109
00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,980
Die. Yes!

110
00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,447
Ahoy, mother-bleepas!

111
00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:53,118
I'm the captain now!

112
00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,254
<i>Tom Hanks?</i>

113
00:05:55,353 --> 00:05:57,089
How old are you?

114
00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:01,060
Twelve?

115
00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,163
Why aren't you in school?
Sweden?

116
00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,065
What the hell time is it there?

117
00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:12,571
<i>So what you're going to do</i>

118
00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:14,316
<i>is you're going to take
the blow dryer up and down</i>

119
00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,407
<i>along the banana.</i>

120
00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:17,786
<i>This will slowly start
to change it</i>

121
00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,511
<i>back into its original form.</i>

122
00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:22,081
Dan, Dan,
the Hot Sauce Man, what's up?

123
00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,550
Ha, ha! There he is, the big J.

124
00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:27,586
How we doing? Things are good?

125
00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:29,788
- Boom!
- What's the haps in hot sauce?

126
00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,124
Just finishing up
a bar mitzvah batch.

127
00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:34,994
Did you know your palate does
mature when you reach manhood?

128
00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,662
That makes sense.

129
00:06:36,762 --> 00:06:38,472
How about you?
What's the latest in Prime shipping?

130
00:06:38,496 --> 00:06:40,599
It is nuts.

131
00:06:40,699 --> 00:06:42,544
Do you know what people
love more than online shopping?

132
00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,037
- What?
- No idea. I'm really asking you.

133
00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:48,240
Oh. Double latte.

134
00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,474
Awesome.

135
00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,877
Mmm.
Hey, did you ever hear the...

136
00:06:51,977 --> 00:06:55,014
the thing about the scorpion and the frog?
You know that one?

137
00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,447
Mm-mmm.

138
00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:58,350
Well check this out. Okay.

139
00:06:58,483 --> 00:07:01,452
So a frog is just down by
a river, chilling.

140
00:07:01,553 --> 00:07:03,155
And then a scorpion walks up
and he goes,

141
00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:05,758
"Hey, bro,
let me get a ride, hey?"

142
00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,178
And the frog goes, "Nah, I may
be a frog, but I'm not dumb."

143
00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:11,330
I'm not gonna give you a ride
'cause you're gonna sting me.

144
00:07:11,429 --> 00:07:12,932
"And I ain't down for that."

145
00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,032
And then the scorpion goes,
"Why would I sting you?

146
00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,736
Because if I sting you,
then we both die."

147
00:07:17,836 --> 00:07:20,072
Frog goes, "That makes sense."
Gives him a ride.

148
00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:22,473
Halfway across the river,
guess what happens?

149
00:07:22,574 --> 00:07:24,710
Scorpion stings his ass.

150
00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,610
And then the frog goes,
"Why did you do that?"

151
00:07:26,645 --> 00:07:31,517
And then the scorpion says,
"Because I'm a scorpion."

152
00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,854
I'm gonna need
some time with that.

153
00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,056
- Wow.
- Yeah.

154
00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,457
Ugh.

155
00:07:39,558 --> 00:07:42,027
Somebody wants
customized hot sauce.

156
00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,331
Oh, no. Shit.

157
00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,199
- Everything okay?
- Injury update.

158
00:07:47,299 --> 00:07:50,536
My fantasy tight end's out for the
season with an Achilles injury.

159
00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:54,472
Dan, that's a real man
with a real injury.

160
00:07:54,573 --> 00:07:56,141
His family's
probably devastated.

161
00:07:56,241 --> 00:07:57,876
That's no fantasy.

162
00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,647
Okay, I am out.

163
00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,283
Oh, and don't forget.

164
00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:06,752
You're in charge, not the phone.

165
00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,222
- Peace!
- Peace.

166
00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,939
How's the sauce biz?

167
00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,108
Oh, it's good.

168
00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,709
- Yeah? Good?
- Yeah.

169
00:08:30,809 --> 00:08:34,013
- Well, good is good, right?
- Yeah.

170
00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:36,081
- Yeah.
- I mean, I gotta go over cost review,

171
00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:39,685
amortization, stuff like that.
But, yeah.

172
00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:46,859
Have you talked to that dad from
school about the consulting gig?

173
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,594
- Chad Raymond?
- Mm-hmm!

174
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,797
Yes. Uh, well, not yet.

175
00:08:51,897 --> 00:08:54,666
We're trading calls. But I did.

176
00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,970
Okay. Well, it's a new agency,

177
00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:01,073
and they need someone
with branding experience.

178
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,674
That is your gift, honey.

179
00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:03,976
- I know.
- Yeah.

180
00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,011
You're right.
All right, good night.

181
00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:08,113
- Love you.
- Good night. Love you!

182
00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:25,431
- Carol Roman.
- What?

183
00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,834
Tall Carol from work. The one
that wears men's Cologne.

184
00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:32,938
She took over
the Midwest mall leases.

185
00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:34,406
Sorry, honey.

186
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:38,043
Just sucks being on call 24/7.

187
00:09:51,356 --> 00:09:53,625
Mm, mm.

188
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,576
UPS!

189
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,144
Alexa, volume down.

190
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,345
Got anything today?

191
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:17,149
Perfect timing. Just two.

192
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,586
They're fragile.

193
00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:20,886
Can I make you an Espresso?

194
00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:24,256
No, thanks.
I don't drink coffee.

195
00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,858
So is Juan on vacation?

196
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,963
Juan died Saturday.

197
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,736
How?

198
00:10:37,836 --> 00:10:40,540
Aortic embolism.

199
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,774
He's so young.

200
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,844
I guess. I didn't know him.

201
00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:49,815
People seemed to love him
at the depot yard.

202
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,821
I think there's a service.

203
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,823
If you want,
I could get you the info.

204
00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:03,061
Wow. Thanks. Yeah.

205
00:11:04,429 --> 00:11:07,866
Alex, by the way.

206
00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:09,768
Nice to meet you, Alex.

207
00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:11,737
<i>I couldn't find
the songs you requested.</i>

208
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,440
I'm not talking to you, Alexa!
This is personal!

209
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,142
Jesus!

210
00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:19,444
<i>"Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode</i>

211
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,747
<i>is only available
with Amazon Music Unlimited</i>

212
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,248
<i>on this Echo Show.</i>

213
00:11:23,348 --> 00:11:25,618
<i>It's free for 30 days,
and then you'll be</i>

214
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,420
<i>automatically charged
$3.99 a month.</i>

215
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:33,926
- I'll get you that info.
<i>- Cancel anytime.</i>

216
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:37,763
<i>♪ Pushing his cart,
the streets know he's smart ♪</i>

217
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:41,133
<i>♪ He's an everyman ♪</i>

218
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:44,637
♪ A second wife blessed
his life ♪

219
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:48,173
♪ He's my everyman ♪

220
00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:52,211
♪ Scanning for goods
like only he could ♪

221
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,080
♪ He's an everyman ♪

222
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:58,217
♪ Put it all down,
turned it all around ♪

223
00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,819
- ♪ He's an everyman ♪
- Remind me why we're spending

224
00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:03,222
our Saturday morning
at a stranger's funeral.

225
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:06,526
He wasn't a stranger.
Juan was a good friend.

226
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,228
♪ With Juan ♪

227
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,864
Before our family speaks,

228
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,134
I wanna give time to just
a few of the many people

229
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,572
who've contacted me to talk
about what a good man Juan was.

230
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,808
First, Chief Jimmy Golden Hawk.

231
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:31,984
Juan came into my life
as a UPS driver

232
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,119
when he came to the reservation...

233
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:36,054
to pick up a shipment
of deer jerky.

234
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,756
- Turn it off.
- It is off.

235
00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,592
- Off.
- It's on vibrate.

236
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,159
Off.

237
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,362
That's why I always thought
of him as a bright star.

238
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:48,568
Eight years later, Juan
had built our fish hatchery.

239
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,970
How did he find the time?
I read one book last year.

240
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:54,306
And now some words
from Sergeant John Hackner.

241
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,776
After coming back
from Afghanistan,

242
00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:59,244
I was self-medicating.

243
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:03,849
Juan had challenged me
to get through my trauma.

244
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,086
But I'm sober now. I got my GED.

245
00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:11,423
What an incredible sense
of service.

246
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,524
He was right...

247
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,959
How often did you see him?

248
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,962
Mondays through Saturdays
and federal holidays.

249
00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:20,365
Now I wanna
bring up Juan's new wife

250
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:22,301
and my dear friend Alida.

251
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,704
Why did he leave the first wife?
She's gorgeous.

252
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,871
Okay.

253
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,173
Oh, no, they're both gorgeous.

254
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:30,543
Go long, two for two. Hm.

255
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,277
Juany always said,

256
00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:34,846
"Life is right there
in front of you.

257
00:13:34,946 --> 00:13:36,582
You just have to be present."

258
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:41,788
Juan taught us how to live.
I mean, we're one big family.

259
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,890
- That's how we co-parent our son.
- Carlito.

260
00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:51,631
Juan taught us how to live
in moments both big and small.

261
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,465
Amen, Flo-Flo.

262
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,236
Wait, I'm so confused.
Were they Mormon?

263
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,072
Shh, please.

264
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,040
There's just
a lot of wives up there.

265
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,042
I'm now going to take a moment

266
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,612
and read something
from Juan's personal journal.

267
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,684
"To be truly awake,"

268
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,353
one must sometimes
be unreachable

269
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,356
"to the distractions
of the modern world."

270
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,842
He's right. It's so simple.

271
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:39,978
We're missing out on life, but we can't see
it 'cause we're chained to our bullshit.

272
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:44,349
Okay, well, I have to
check my bullshit really quick.

273
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:47,052
Oh, speaking of,
have you talked to Chad yet?

274
00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:52,958
We just got hit by
an existential lightning bolt,

275
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,927
and you wanna talk about Chad?

276
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,432
I'm gonna order some dinner.

277
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,782
Jesus, you scared me.

278
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,115
It's 3:30 in the morning.

279
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,518
Yeah, I know. I couldn't sleep,

280
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,061
so I wanted to get
a head start on tomorrow.

281
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,020
I'm almost done.
I'm almost done.

282
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,223
Shh. Go back to sleep. Shh.

283
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,100
I know where she is.

284
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,104
Hi.

285
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:48,881
- Hey, Philly.
- Don't call me that. What is that?

286
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,550
It's a North American
hog-nosed skunk.

287
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,250
I don't think that's allowed.

288
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,587
- Probably not.
- Where did you get that?

289
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,756
JD's Exotic Pets.

290
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,133
I wanted a beaver,
but apparently they drop a lot of scat.

291
00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:02,562
- Is that gonna spray in here?
- No, no. The scent gland's been removed.

292
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,962
Oh.

293
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,400
Dan? Honey, what's happening?

294
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,704
- Ah, just visiting my wife.
- No, no, what is that?

295
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,774
It's a wild animal who is
innately connected to what's real.

296
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,341
He had its scent glands removed.

297
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:18,043
I did not. The store did that.

298
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,645
What is it doing in the office?

299
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:24,115
- What do you mean? Mm, mm, mm, mm!
- Oh! Oh, my God.

300
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,819
Dan, this is my office, okay?
I work here.

301
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,454
The point is that
you are embarrassing me!

302
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,924
We should be embarrassed.
We're not thriving.

303
00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:33,626
We're not connected
to our true nature.

304
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,561
Could you just find the skunk

305
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,563
and take it back
to wherever you came from

306
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,541
and go home, and we'll talk
about it later, okay?

307
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,334
Don't worry about the skunk,
Jeanine.

308
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,102
Worry about us!

309
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,706
We have to go away this weekend.

310
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,841
No phones, no screens, no work.

311
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,677
- Going away where?
- To the mountains. To the rivers!

312
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:55,280
Don't raise your voice.
Honey, how can I help you?

313
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:59,084
I want this for us.
You and me alone this weekend.

314
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,152
Just say yes. Just say it.

315
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,355
- Say it.
- Yes.

316
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,157
- Yes! You and me.
- Yes! I'm going. Yes.

317
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,627
- I got one.
- Okay. Uh-huh.

318
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,029
- Going away?
- Yup. He's over there. Yeah.

319
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:14,132
Come here. Come on.

320
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,504
Jeanine? You got a second?

321
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,174
- Jeanine.
- Yes?

322
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,409
You're great at your job.

323
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,077
Thank you. I love what I do.

324
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:30,148
But we still need boundaries.

325
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:31,551
Yeah, of course.

326
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,151
What is this?

327
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:35,788
Oh, that's a JibJab.

328
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,490
Yeah, it's one of those
animated custom greetings.

329
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,359
My cousin Tammy sent one to me for
my birthday a couple of years ago,

330
00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:43,930
and she was a monkey,
and she put my head on a banana,

331
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,230
and she peeled me, she ate me.

332
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,466
It was so... I love JibJabs.

333
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,236
I use them a lot.
Do you know what a JibJab is?

334
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,748
It feels like
you've never seen a JibJab.

335
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,272
Stop saying "JibJab."

336
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:57,710
Jeanine, the issue is less
that you sent the message

337
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,879
and more when you sent it.

338
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,212
When did I send it?

339
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,949
At 3:42 in the morning.

340
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,584
Mm-hmm.

341
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,653
And you sent another to someone
on President's Day?

342
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,387
A work holiday?

343
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:12,090
Okay, yeah, yeah,
I see where you're going.

344
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,894
Well, at my last job,
at the law firm,

345
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,228
late emails and working
on holidays,

346
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,731
it was, like, completely normal.

347
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,066
But this isn't a law firm,

348
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,400
and that's not
how we do things here.

349
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,836
Got it!

350
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,973
You can't drive up next to Jen
Gallivan while she's jogging

351
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,473
and blare "Eye of the Tiger."

352
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,142
Well, I was just being
supportive.

353
00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:32,812
Why don't you take
a couple weeks?

354
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,080
No, I hear you. I'm good.

355
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,649
No. Really.

356
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,183
Do it.

357
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,223
What is the digital detox?

358
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,993
Jeanine,
you want to handle that one?

359
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,661
Uh, yep. Yep, yep, yep.

360
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,764
It means we're gonna unplug
from our phones for the weekend.

361
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,266
We're just gonna put down our work,
connect with nature and each other.

362
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,604
- A sex vacation.
- Mom?

363
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,806
Don't worry about anything.
Enjoy each other.

364
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,708
- Is this going?
- Yeah.

365
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,176
Grandma, what do you
want your Hellfire password to be?

366
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:08,047
Oh God,
I can't remember my passwords.

367
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,750
SCRABBLESLUT1939, all caps.

368
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,460
All right. We'll call you
when we get settled.

369
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,886
I love you, sweetheart.

370
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,122
And there is money
on the counter

371
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,465
in case you guys want
to order a pizza.

372
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,001
Yeah, cell phone's
pretty spotty out here.

373
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,326
It's pretty remote, so...
oh, wait, you're the driver.

374
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,428
- I'm making you drive.
- Me?

375
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,731
I'm gonna force you
to be present.

376
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:30,803
Okay, you know what? For the record,
you are on your phone just as much as I am.

377
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,337
Mom, seriously?

378
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,073
No one's on their phone
more than you.

379
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,473
Okay.

380
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,877
Remember, sex
isn't just intercourse.

381
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,411
- Got it!
- Thanks, Ma.

382
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,747
Okay, she's getting worse.

383
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,983
Please tell me
if I start acting like that.

384
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,851
Yeah. Oh, I will.

385
00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,724
Flaming Lips?

386
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,160
Could you ease me
into the weekend, please?

387
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,294
Come on, you could dive in.

388
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:59,532
I actually brought
my weed blueberries.

389
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,201
What? Honey, you know
pot makes me fall asleep.

390
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,270
No, not these.
These are completely dialed in.

391
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,473
They're not too indica,
not too sativa.

392
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,414
I don't even know
what any of those words mean.

393
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:15,081
Well, weed science
these days is amazing.

394
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,316
<i>♪ Would you do it? ♪</i>

395
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:19,828
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪</i>

396
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,721
<i>♪ If you could
watch everybody work ♪</i>

397
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,255
<i>♪ While you just lay
on your back ♪</i>

398
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:27,325
- <i>♪ Would you do it? ♪</i>
- Mm-hmm.

399
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:29,662
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪</i>

400
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,165
<i>♪ If you could take all the
love without giving any back ♪</i>

401
00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:35,000
<i>♪ Would you do it? ♪</i>

402
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,635
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

403
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,039
Hey, what are you doing?
That's dangerous and illegal.

404
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,709
Come on. Bet you haven't even
thought about work once.

405
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,710
Yeah.

406
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,978
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.

407
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,181
They were cool with
you coming back late Monday?

408
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,417
Yeah. Totally cool.

409
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,353
<i>♪ With all your power ♪</i>

410
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:01,359
<i>♪ With all your power ♪</i>

411
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,361
<i>♪ What would you do? ♪</i>

412
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,638
I'm gonna go pee.
You need anything?

413
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,541
- No. No, I'm good.
- Okay.

414
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:30,256
- Hey, Phil, it's Jeanine.
- I know. I can see your face.

415
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,915
Why are you calling me
on my cell phone?

416
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,668
I told you not to do that.
It creeps me out.

417
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:36,762
Could you just walk me
into the conference room?

418
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,464
Okay, fine.

419
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,606
Hey, guys! Hey! Catch me up!

420
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,175
We're good. We got it.

421
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,309
You haven't even
been gone a day.

422
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:53,922
Plus, Stephanie said you were on
a two-week mandatory sabbatical.

423
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,682
Okay, which one of you babies
doesn't like JibJabs?

424
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,983
Who does?

425
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,946
I couldn't resist.

426
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,747
I wish you had.

427
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,817
And fake Rose for a real beauty?

428
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,652
Oh!

429
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,788
Oh, it's... it's underwear!

430
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,690
Underwear?

431
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:44,429
I bought you
gas station underwear.

432
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,832
Who doesn't love gas station
underwear, right?

433
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:47,933
I can return it.

434
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,069
No. No, I love it.

435
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,905
- Okay.
- Yeah.

436
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:02,447
We're not even that far out of
town, and it's already nothing.

437
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,683
Look at this.

438
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:25,905
- So?
- Uh, it's really remote.

439
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,973
That's the idea.

440
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,584
- Entre vous, madame.
- Thank you.

441
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:42,087
- Nice, right?
- Cozy.

442
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,023
I knew you'd like it.

443
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,469
Not the worst.

444
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:02,141
Not the worst. You hungry?

445
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:07,579
- I'm getting there.
- Good.

446
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,082
I brought some food
so we can cook.

447
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,650
Hm.

448
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,667
Las margaritas.

449
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,035
- Fantastic.
- Thank you.

450
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,270
What do you recommend?

451
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:32,504
Chicken enchiladas.

452
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,573
- Done.
- Okay.

453
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,851
Well, then I'm gonna get something
different so we can do the splitsies.

454
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,444
Oh, splitsies, I love it.

455
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,779
I'm excited for the both of you.

456
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:43,115
Uh, okay.
I'll take the steak tacos.

457
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,017
Mmm.

458
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,052
Oh, okay.

459
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,888
Uh, chicken fajitas.

460
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,290
Mmm.

461
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,225
Chicken enchiladas.

462
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,527
Chicken enchiladas, okay.

463
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:56,862
Thank you!

464
00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,264
Cheers?

465
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,469
Mm, woo!

466
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:05,070
- Wow.
- Wow, wow, wow.

467
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,373
- That's a lot of Tequila.
- That's a lot of Tequila.

468
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,674
Yeah.

469
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:10,542
This place is nice, right?

470
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:14,246
Mm. A little heavy
on the taxidermy.

471
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,243
I know.
I just need to check on Debra,

472
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,012
who took over the construction
team in Kansas City.

473
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,039
You don't think I've made
sacrifices for this weekend?

474
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,741
I shut down production
on Holy Habanero.

475
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,745
- What does that mean?
- Nothing.

476
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,747
I just... I'm just gonna
check some emails

477
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,682
while I have this bar
of service.

478
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,084
Let's make a deal.

479
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:53,952
Let's just drink
lethal margaritas and hang.

480
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,555
I wanna enjoy this.
Just you and me this weekend.

481
00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:57,823
All right. You're right.

482
00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,591
- You and me.
- Yeah.

483
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,927
Yeah. Mmm.

484
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:04,029
Reminds me,
I have to check in on Lizzie.

485
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,673
- No fighting at Gil's.
- We're not fighting.

486
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,810
Well, good.
Don't make me throw you out.

487
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,578
You're my customers
for the week.

488
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,780
Yeah? Business slow?

489
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,782
Slow would be busy.

490
00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:27,052
That's the rhythm of the area.

491
00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:29,088
You're used to it.

492
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,390
I guess. I was born here.

493
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,658
No way.

494
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,594
So was my dad. So was his dad.

495
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:38,163
Cattlemen turned land men.

496
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,934
They helped to build this town into
the bustling Metropolis it is now.

497
00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:49,441
I suspect you've had a few
adventures outside of this place.

498
00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:53,178
A few. Nothing crazy.

499
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,948
Left here after high school.
Traveled a bit.

500
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,751
Spent some time in New York

501
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,921
trying to find my young self.

502
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,723
Hung out.

503
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,925
Caught the end
of a great run at Birdland.

504
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,761
Oh! Oh, you must've
seen some shows.

505
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,698
Ooh! No, they weren't shows.

506
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,568
They were experiences.

507
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,605
Soul transfusions.
It changed you.

508
00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:21,073
It changed you up from the core.

509
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:25,677
Smoked a joint
with Sonny Rollins.

510
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,213
Damn!

511
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,650
Woo! Painted a bit.

512
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,553
Large canvas, neoexpressionist?

513
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:36,121
No. Houses and offices
to pay rent.

514
00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:38,023
Yeah, yeah.

515
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:39,658
Oh, I loved being in that city.

516
00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,161
Even the heartbreak
was romantic.

517
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:45,397
Yeah.

518
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,800
You and your wife?
You have something functional.

519
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:51,270
A healthy codependence.

520
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,738
Glad it reads.

521
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,941
And you come out here
to be who you really are.

522
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,278
That's the magic of this area.

523
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,447
That's why I came back here
and never left home again.

524
00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:04,416
Hm.

525
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:09,154
Mmm.

526
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:10,489
Oh.

527
00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:14,661
Hmm. Oh, cheers.

528
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,564
So they built
a rest stop down on 40,

529
00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,132
and they put
a Burger King there.

530
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:24,069
We've been losing
business ever since.

531
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:27,706
If I was you,
I'd put an ad in that rest stop.

532
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,908
Just a photo of that
sweet sign out front

533
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:33,378
that reads "Gil's is open too."

534
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,686
I like that. You in advertising?

535
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:42,221
Ye... No, no, no.

536
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,122
- Hm?
- No, no.

537
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,390
Hm.

538
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:56,401
How are things at work?

539
00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:57,836
- Eh, whatever.
- Yeah?

540
00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,471
Let's do shots.

541
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,608
- Really?
- Yeah. Oh my God, yes!

542
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,808
Yes!

543
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,943
Ha, ha, ha, okay! Ah... Okay.

544
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,446
Do it. Do it.

545
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,281
You need a root canal!

546
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,517
Hooah!

547
00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:14,886
You need a root canal!
Hooah! Honey!

548
00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,724
- I have no idea!
- Dr. Al Pacino, DDS.

549
00:29:17,823 --> 00:29:19,258
- What?
- Yeah!

550
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,792
No. Come on, here we go.

551
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,562
Ready? Uh, okay.

552
00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:26,031
Say hello
to my "leetle" WaterPik!

553
00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:26,865
Oh, no!

554
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:28,400
That's Andy Garcia!

555
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,168
No, Pacino playing a Cuban.

556
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,271
Say hello
to my little toothbrush!

557
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,306
"Scent of a Woman!"
"Scent of a Woman!"

558
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:37,943
No, it's not!
It's "Scarface!" Oh, my God.

559
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,014
Oh, my God,
you know what I've always wanted

560
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,182
to try is a Manhattan.

561
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,885
Oof. Well, you're not
trying it tonight,

562
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:48,820
'cause I don't know
how to make it.

563
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,423
Thank you, Gil. Thank you.

564
00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:54,159
Oh, dang, the power went out.

565
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:56,428
Don't worry,
I have a backup generator.

566
00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:58,063
- Okay.
- I'll be right back.

567
00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:01,867
Mmm, honey, I love this place.

568
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,011
You're en fuego to me, honey.

569
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,936
Oh, God, here comes the Spanish.

570
00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,138
- You want Spanish?
- Yeah.

571
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:09,207
Uh, vámonos.
Uh, estoy UN bombero.

572
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:12,712
- Yo soy.
- Yo soy UN bombero. Ven acá.

573
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,782
- Ven aquí. Ven aquí.
- Ven aquí.

574
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,684
Let's do it like we used to.

575
00:30:17,784 --> 00:30:19,484
- All right!
- What?

576
00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,621
- You can DJ.
- Oh, yeah.

577
00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:24,156
- Hey, she was a DJ in college. Right here.
- I was!

578
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,376
- There you go.
- Right here.

579
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,259
Jeanine the Machine. Yeah.

580
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,461
She was an amazing spinner.
Amazing.

581
00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:32,898
What do we got?
Seven Feathers. The Shame.

582
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,366
Some are mine. Some are Tim's.

583
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,201
- Tim? Who's that?
- Tim is my nephew.

584
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,539
He's a music theory guy.
Yeah, he turns me on to stuff.

585
00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:40,707
To Tim.

586
00:30:40,807 --> 00:30:42,407
Okay, here we go, babe.

587
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,543
Are you ready?

588
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:45,911
Vamos. Estoy listo.

589
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,979
Vamos a bailar.

590
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,983
Ahh!

591
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,089
- Come on, honey!
- Woo! Yeah!

592
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,591
Remember this, babe?
Remember this?

593
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,959
<i>♪ You were the girl ♪</i>

594
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,762
<i>♪ That changed my world ♪</i>

595
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,731
Uh-huh. Oh, oh!

596
00:31:04,831 --> 00:31:07,032
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Here we go.

597
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:09,301
<i>♪ You lit the fuse,
I stand accused ♪</i>

598
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,570
Whoo, yeah!

599
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,673
<i>♪ You were the first for me ♪</i>

600
00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:18,611
<i>♪ But you turned me out, baby ♪</i>

601
00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,646
<i>♪ You dropped a bomb on me ♪</i>

602
00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:22,147
<i>♪ You turned me on, baby ♪</i>

603
00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,349
<i>♪ You dropped a bomb on me ♪</i>

604
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:25,752
Oh, my God. This is so fun.

605
00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:27,219
Should we take this party home?

606
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,522
Yeah! Let's make a fire.

607
00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:31,189
I'll get us an Uber.

608
00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:34,259
Twenty bucks says
it's a Honda Accord.

609
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:35,994
You're on.

610
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:45,470
Let's see. Unh-uh.

611
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,172
I got nothing.

612
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,512
We're tiny.

613
00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:58,551
Nonexistent almost.

614
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,323
Puts things
into perspective, huh?

615
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,692
Absolutely.

616
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,999
Well, let's get out of here.

617
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,570
- Whoa!
- What? What did I miss?

618
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,006
Nothing.

619
00:32:23,643 --> 00:32:25,611
God, nothing still.

620
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:33,051
So no service anywhere.

621
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:35,987
- Huh.
- Tragic.

622
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:40,860
This is Perkins,
the town crab-ass.

623
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,262
- Uh, Dan and Jeanine.
- Hi.

624
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,699
Uh, we want to get
back to our rental,

625
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,768
but we obviously
can't drive, so...

626
00:32:48,868 --> 00:32:53,906
I'd offer, but I have early
onset macular degeneration.

627
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:56,007
Plus, I'm drunk.

628
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:58,076
- Yeah.
- Yeah. There's that.

629
00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,879
I'll do it.

630
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,313
Oh.

631
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,181
No. That's very nice,
but no thanks.

632
00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:05,785
Oh, yeah, no, no,
we don't wanna bother you.

633
00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:07,720
I'm drinking coffee at a bar

634
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,890
at 10:45 on
a Friday night, so...

635
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:15,460
Well, the truth is we just...
we don't take rides from strangers.

636
00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:18,230
Unless they work for Uber.

637
00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:28,440
So what do you do for a living?

638
00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:31,878
Oh, me? I'm a commercial
leasing director.

639
00:33:31,978 --> 00:33:34,914
Okay. What about you, champ?

640
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,048
I make artisanal hot sauce.

641
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,487
So what brings y'all out here?

642
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,924
Oh, we just wanted a change
of pace for a few days.

643
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,424
Yeah. I did some research,

644
00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:48,995
and they said this place
is so quiet and beautiful.

645
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:50,462
That's what got me out here.

646
00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:52,397
How long have you
lived out here?

647
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:55,400
Nine years. I was
a long-time insurance adjuster

648
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:59,304
until one day they hired this
baby-faced efficiency expert

649
00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:02,407
straight out of some
West Coast MBA program.

650
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,142
- Mmm.
- Yeah.

651
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:08,614
Then all of a sudden, we weren't
talking to each other like we used to.

652
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,984
We were using this
internal messaging system

653
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,654
called Outlook Suite.

654
00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:18,624
Heh. Let me tell you,
the outlook wasn't sweet.

655
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:23,128
Well, good for you.
You found peace out here.

656
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:26,599
Yeah, my analog life
was working out just fine.

657
00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:31,169
But this new digital web life?
Well, it drove me to drink.

658
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:34,840
- And meaningless sex.
- Okay.

659
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:35,841
And smack.

660
00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:37,475
Smack the drug?

661
00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:40,145
Once they got ya,
they don't let go.

662
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:43,749
You start to need those likes
and those follows

663
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,450
and branded content.

664
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:48,420
And then you search one time
for thermal socks,

665
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:52,190
and pretty soon you're
getting buried in sock ads.

666
00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:54,994
Who's this?

667
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,997
This is Lulu.

668
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,932
Hi, Lulu.

669
00:35:00,032 --> 00:35:02,501
She doesn't talk.
She's a raccoon.

670
00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:04,235
Right. Yeah.

671
00:35:06,038 --> 00:35:07,372
Oh, honey.

672
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:09,341
Get down. Get down.

673
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,478
You know,
paradise comes at a price.

674
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:17,049
We've been having these power outages
for, like, three months now.

675
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:19,351
And I'll be a dog's dick

676
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,287
if it isn't all getting sucked
up by that black ops base.

677
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:24,824
I got a surveyor buddy
with a high-powered lens,

678
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:26,964
and he tells me that
they got everything over there.

679
00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:29,194
They got tanks. They got drones.

680
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:30,495
They got laser rifles.

681
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:33,164
They got 5G cloaking devices.

682
00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:35,333
- That's some high tech.
- Yeah.

683
00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,069
Do they think we're fools?

684
00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:38,571
Stop pretending
that we're at war.

685
00:35:38,671 --> 00:35:40,138
We are!

686
00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:43,943
China is not playing
by the same rules.

687
00:35:44,043 --> 00:35:46,545
Add it up. Do the math.

688
00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,214
I have.

689
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,717
It all adds up to 9/11.

690
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,218
Hm.

691
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,956
I was really hoping
those weren't the numbers.

692
00:35:57,056 --> 00:35:59,457
- Here's you.
- Mm. Okay.

693
00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,764
Perfect.

694
00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:07,399
Um, thank you so much.
Have a good evening!

695
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,901
Yeah, hope to return the favor.

696
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,736
I don't need your favors.

697
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:17,308
Okay.

698
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:24,150
Wait, do you think that lady
went stir-crazy living out here?

699
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:27,853
Maybe, but,
we met two epic weirdos tonight,

700
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:30,355
and that never would've happened
if we were on our devices.

701
00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:33,659
Our devices? Okay, Grandpa.

702
00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:35,695
Ooh. Grandpa, huh?

703
00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:37,462
Mm-hmm.

704
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,932
That might be a fun roleplay.

705
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:42,835
Ooh,
your beauty is bewitching and beguiling.

706
00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:47,907
Mm, mm-mmm.
I don't need the voice, okay?

707
00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:50,208
Oh, no, here too?

708
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:53,579
You know,
in my day, we made whoopie in the dark.

709
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,015
No, honey, stop, stop, stop.
Seriously.

710
00:36:56,115 --> 00:36:58,150
It makes me very anxious
not having power

711
00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:00,152
in a deserted cabin
in the middle of nowhere.

712
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:01,620
Honey, it's just no light.

713
00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:03,165
- I have candles.
- Does it freak you out?

714
00:37:03,189 --> 00:37:06,192
No. Come on.
We're pioneers tonight, okay?

715
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,526
Think of it that way.

716
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:11,197
Just me and you against
the elements, you know?

717
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:12,765
It's kind of sexy, isn't it?

718
00:37:12,865 --> 00:37:14,667
Ah!

719
00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:18,269
- What happened?
- Mm, I'm okay. I hit my head on a cabinet.

720
00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:20,305
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, it just hurts.

721
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,907
How can I help you?

722
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:24,810
Oh, just, uh, the candle
and matches are in a box.

723
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,444
Where? This box here?

724
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,147
Oh, yup. I got them.

725
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,447
I've got a big lump.

726
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:30,883
Yeah? Does it hurt?

727
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,383
Yeah. It feels stupid.

728
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,854
Okay, hang on.
Let me get some light on it.

729
00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:36,789
Yeah, that'll be all right.

730
00:37:36,889 --> 00:37:38,858
What?

731
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:41,627
- Nothing.
- No, what is it? What is it? What is it?

732
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:42,904
You have blood
all over your face.

733
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,530
Oh, no! Oh, no, no.

734
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,273
- Stop, stop, sit down.
- I don't like that. I don't like that.

735
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:48,634
Let me see. Hold on.
Don't touch it. Stop!

736
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,536
- Stop smearing it!
- Okay.

737
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,572
Hold on. Oh, okay, yeah.
No, it's a tiny cut.

738
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,150
You just smeared
the blood everywhere.

739
00:37:55,174 --> 00:37:56,350
- Do I need stitches?
- I don't know.

740
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:59,245
Let me get you some ice.

741
00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:02,815
You know, on the Oregon Trail, they would
have only given me a bullet to bite on.

742
00:38:02,915 --> 00:38:05,383
On the Oregon Trail,
they'd push you off the wagon

743
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,986
and use you for jerky.

744
00:38:07,086 --> 00:38:09,021
Here, let me see.
All right, here.

745
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:10,790
You put pressure like this.

746
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:12,525
- Okay.
- All right.

747
00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:15,094
- Thank you, Nurse Jeanine.
- Oh, honey.

748
00:38:15,194 --> 00:38:16,629
- Oh, nurse?
- Yeah?

749
00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:19,330
Hey, that might be fun.
Or is nurse played out?

750
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,934
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

751
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:56,502
- Hey.
- Hey! Good morning.

752
00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:59,337
- How's the head?
- Ah, it's fine.

753
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,016
I love it when you wear
my clothes in the morning.

754
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,908
It reminds me
of when we lived downtown.

755
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,375
Mmm.

756
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:07,279
Let's see, we'd be arriving
at brunch right now,

757
00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:10,549
Bongo Room,
drinking bloody Marys.

758
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:13,219
Oh, man, you know what?

759
00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:15,120
When I woke up
and I saw the bloody pillow,

760
00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:17,223
I thought I had murdered you.

761
00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:18,991
And you weren't there.

762
00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:21,694
And I couldn't remember
where I stashed your body.

763
00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:23,461
I was like, did I chop him up?

764
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:26,265
Or did I put him in the freezer?

765
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,867
Isn't that funny?

766
00:39:27,967 --> 00:39:29,835
Kind of.

767
00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,036
I need coffee.

768
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,072
- Oh. I made some.
- What?

769
00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:34,773
- Cowboy style.
- Nice!

770
00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:37,209
Yeah, I lit the stove
with a match.

771
00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:39,144
How rustic.

772
00:39:40,279 --> 00:39:41,513
What's this?

773
00:39:41,614 --> 00:39:44,216
Oh, I bought a journal
for morning pages.

774
00:39:44,316 --> 00:39:46,318
Mmm. Thank you.

775
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,053
- Can I read it?
- Sure.

776
00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:50,356
Yeah?

777
00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:53,559
"The wind, the leaves,
the sun finds its place,"

778
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:55,060
but never surrenders.

779
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,565
The wind, the leaves,
the sun finds its place,

780
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,967
"but never surrenders."

781
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,470
I like the repetition.

782
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,274
Yeah. It just kind of came
out of me in one bit.

783
00:40:08,374 --> 00:40:10,976
Mmm, mmm, good coffee.

784
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,711
Thanks.

785
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,547
I gotta call Grandma and Lizzie.
They didn't pick up last night.

786
00:40:17,116 --> 00:40:19,518
Plus, there's still no signal.

787
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,787
That's gotta be illegal.

788
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,454
I don't think
there's a law about it.

789
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,991
Oh, no. No, no.
I got it right here, right here.

790
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:29,295
<i>This is Louise. I can't take your call.</i>

791
00:40:29,395 --> 00:40:31,063
Voicemail.

792
00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:32,631
<i>Have a nice day.</i>

793
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,267
Hey, Louise. It's us.
Just checking in.

794
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,703
Cell service
is still really spotty,

795
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:40,406
so maybe try texting us,
okay? Love you!

796
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,141
Love you, guys!

797
00:40:42,241 --> 00:40:45,744
I hate when people can't get a hold of me.
It makes me crazy.

798
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:48,080
No offense,
but I don't think your office

799
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,820
is gonna go out of business just
'cause you're gone for a few days.

800
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:53,786
I was talking about Lizzie.

801
00:40:53,886 --> 00:40:56,689
She's fine. She's in her
own house with her grandma.

802
00:40:56,789 --> 00:40:58,924
Mm-hmm.

803
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:00,125
Yeah.

804
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,134
I'm a sucker for an iron bridge.

805
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,705
- Are ya?
- Look at that.

806
00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:16,575
- This thing's been here for a century, for sure.
- For sure.

807
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,877
- Right?
- Yeah.

808
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,080
Okay, don't take this
the wrong way,

809
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:26,018
but if we die,
I want my mom to raise Lizzie.

810
00:41:26,118 --> 00:41:27,920
A dark thought, but okay.

811
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,756
No, it's 'cause your mom
is confident and out of touch,

812
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,158
- and that's a bad combo.
- True.

813
00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:37,029
But I also think her calling all Black women
"girlfriend" has influenced your opinion.

814
00:41:37,129 --> 00:41:40,232
I can't say that it hasn't,
'cause she... I was gonna snap.

815
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:41,967
Mm, ugh, yeah.

816
00:41:44,036 --> 00:41:46,305
Okay, if we get back into town
and that Unabomber lady

817
00:41:46,405 --> 00:41:48,340
has melted down our car
to make weapons,

818
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,985
let's just not make
a big deal about it.

819
00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:51,910
- Ah.
- Yeah.

820
00:41:52,011 --> 00:41:53,846
Mmm.

821
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:55,447
I might start doing tai chi.

822
00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,749
Oh, God, right now?

823
00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,484
No, I just mean this is like...

824
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,819
This environment
is so invigorating.

825
00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:02,554
- It gives me energy.
- Yeah.

826
00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:06,492
Nothing out here
but wind and maybe a hawk.

827
00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:08,560
Caw-caw!

828
00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:12,398
- Shut up!
- What? Did you hear that?

829
00:42:12,498 --> 00:42:14,400
- That was a response!
- That was so cool!

830
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,567
You're a hawk whisperer!

831
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,836
I speak hawk!

832
00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:20,105
Getting the steps in, babe.

833
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,974
You should do this
more often in Chicago.

834
00:42:22,074 --> 00:42:23,442
You noticed
I lost weight, right?

835
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:25,744
Yeah. You look good.

836
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,822
We should get a picture
of these leaves changing now.

837
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,848
Let's get a selfie,
a vacation selfie.

838
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:31,250
Vacation!

839
00:42:32,151 --> 00:42:34,887
- Gosh, still no signal.
- It's okay.

840
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,924
All right, car was not stolen,
so that's good.

841
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:41,093
Ha, ha. No one's
gonna steal it out here.

842
00:42:41,193 --> 00:42:43,896
- No.
- I bet they have great hats.

843
00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:46,165
Oh, honey, do you
really need another hat?

844
00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:47,299
- Come on.
- I didn't...

845
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:49,134
Just one second.

846
00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:53,305
Okay.

847
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:54,940
Huh.

848
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,611
Investigators determined that
the hikers were murdered

849
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,647
within minutes of arriving
at the mini mart.

850
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,916
"I'm Perkins! I killed them!"

851
00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:07,051
Can I help you?

852
00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:11,190
- Oh.
- Yeah, uh, you sell hats?

853
00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:14,460
- What kind of hats?
- Trucker hat? Baseball hat?

854
00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:16,071
Are you a trucker
or a baseball player?

855
00:43:16,095 --> 00:43:17,663
He is neither, no.

856
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:20,365
- Where y'all from?
- Oh, from Chicago.

857
00:43:20,466 --> 00:43:23,836
Yeah, we just decided to get out
of the rat race for the weekend.

858
00:43:23,936 --> 00:43:25,938
Well, we got rats around here.

859
00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:27,706
They're just not in a hurry.

860
00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,741
Solid wordplay, my man.

861
00:43:29,842 --> 00:43:31,643
I should send you
to the pun-itentiary.

862
00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:33,378
You like being funny, huh?

863
00:43:33,479 --> 00:43:35,515
No.

864
00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:36,814
Oh, hey. Your radio's working.

865
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,322
Does that mean
there's power in town?

866
00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:41,386
Yeah, it's not grid power.
It's genny power.

867
00:43:41,487 --> 00:43:43,755
We, uh, get blackouts
occasionally, so we're prepared.

868
00:43:43,856 --> 00:43:45,216
And how long
do they normally last?

869
00:43:45,257 --> 00:43:49,061
- Couple of days.
- Ha, ha. Small world.

870
00:43:49,161 --> 00:43:52,364
You're the music theory kid.
You're Gil's nephew.

871
00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:53,799
Oh, yeah.

872
00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:55,767
What are you,
some kind of bounty hunter?

873
00:43:55,868 --> 00:43:57,236
I don't know. Should I be?

874
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:02,374
<i>61 degrees in Blood Lake.</i>

875
00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:04,076
<i>Here's Mr. Joe Diamond...</i>

876
00:44:04,176 --> 00:44:07,012
Hey, where's the best place
I can get reception?

877
00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:08,914
Out in front of the restaurant.

878
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,115
Okay.

879
00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:14,587
This place is great. Really.

880
00:44:14,686 --> 00:44:15,988
You're lucky to live
way out here

881
00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:19,391
and not checking
your phone every five minutes.

882
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:26,331
Well, she's pretty hot.

883
00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,267
Good job.

884
00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:29,545
You must have a pretty big dick

885
00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:31,236
for being a bald guy
and be with her.

886
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,674
I know you're being funny.

887
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:39,011
Keep it.

888
00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:45,184
Honey, what you doing?

889
00:44:45,284 --> 00:44:47,319
Oh, usually, you know,

890
00:44:47,419 --> 00:44:50,623
the car acts like a big antenna.

891
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,357
That's news to me.

892
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:55,027
Crap! Now it just died.

893
00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:56,995
Ah, crap.

894
00:44:57,963 --> 00:44:59,865
You know,
city Jeanine would've said...

895
00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,167
- God damn it!
- Honey.

896
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,811
We're in the middle
of nowhere with no signal.

897
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:05,737
- Could you just help out?
- I'm sorry.

898
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,348
- Where's the USB cord?
- I don't know.

899
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,708
There is one in here.
Usually put it here.

900
00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,977
Annoying. God, what do
you throw in here?

901
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,745
Everything.

902
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:17,015
Lizzie's inhaler.
Honey, what if she needs it?

903
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,351
It's fine.
She only needs it for soccer.

904
00:45:19,451 --> 00:45:22,020
I'm pretty sure my mom
doesn't play soccer.

905
00:45:22,988 --> 00:45:24,657
How are you not stressed?

906
00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:27,560
Our phones have basically never
worked since we've gotten here.

907
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:29,562
- It's so weird.
- It's not that weird.

908
00:45:29,662 --> 00:45:33,398
When we were kids, our parents
didn't text us every four hours.

909
00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:36,902
We're just off the grid a bit.
Doing it Juan style.

910
00:45:37,002 --> 00:45:39,404
- It'll be fun.
- Oh, no.

911
00:45:46,178 --> 00:45:47,980
I can't deal with crazy
right now.

912
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,784
- Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait, honey.

913
00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,387
A crazy person like that
might have a satellite phone.

914
00:45:55,487 --> 00:45:58,023
- Yeah.
- Follow my lead.

915
00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:08,967
- Hi! Hello.
- Do I know you?

916
00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:10,637
Yeah, it's Jeanine and Dan.

917
00:46:10,737 --> 00:46:13,506
You, uh... you gave us
a ride last night.

918
00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:14,973
I know who you are.

919
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:17,242
I was just doing a joke
because people enjoy humor.

920
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:18,977
Uh, okay.

921
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,179
Uh, well, we still
don't have cell reception,

922
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,857
and we're trying to get
a hold of our daughter.

923
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:24,149
Do you have a satellite phone?

924
00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,653
Never. It's too easy
for the government

925
00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:28,887
to track you on them things.

926
00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:31,957
You see that?
You know what that is?

927
00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:35,460
That's an AMQ Predator drone.
It's very dangerous.

928
00:46:35,561 --> 00:46:37,929
They've been conducting
maneuvers since last night

929
00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:39,632
right about the time
the power went out.

930
00:46:39,732 --> 00:46:41,800
You think a drone
knocked out the power?

931
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:46,371
No, but an electromagnetic pulse
generator delivered by one of them,

932
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:49,107
- that could fry a grid easy.
- Mmm. Yeah.

933
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:51,219
Yeah, well, they wouldn't test
a heavy-duty weapon like that

934
00:46:51,243 --> 00:46:55,147
- unless we were at DEFCON 1.
- Stick to hot sauce.

935
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,148
Okay.

936
00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:58,050
Were you in the military or...

937
00:46:58,150 --> 00:47:01,420
No, I'm just
a student of history.

938
00:47:01,521 --> 00:47:04,323
When the new machines
cause more harm than good,

939
00:47:04,423 --> 00:47:05,758
it never ends well.

940
00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:08,327
All right, look,
we are just a little anxious.

941
00:47:08,427 --> 00:47:11,496
- Uh, we are not used to any of this, so...
- Yeah.

942
00:47:12,765 --> 00:47:14,866
Don't patronize me.

943
00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:18,970
I know you been doing impressions
of me at the store for the kid.

944
00:47:19,071 --> 00:47:20,573
No, no. No, no, no.

945
00:47:20,673 --> 00:47:22,941
We do impressions all the time.
Yeah, yeah. It's a game.

946
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:27,079
Actually, we play a game where a
famous actor in an unlikely profession.

947
00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:30,148
Like, I'm gonna make you
an omelet you can't refuse.

948
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:33,485
- Oh, Brando!
- Brando as a chef at brunch.

949
00:47:33,586 --> 00:47:35,253
Okay.

950
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:42,528
That one is doing recon on mama.

951
00:47:42,628 --> 00:47:44,129
And mama, she bites.

952
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:45,909
- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.

953
00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:48,066
Couldn't this just be training?
I mean, really?

954
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,235
Okay, so now you want
to be friends again.

955
00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:54,574
Huh. Remember this.
You don't know me.

956
00:47:56,776 --> 00:48:00,011
Punk-ass motherfucker bitch.

957
00:48:00,813 --> 00:48:02,180
Hey.

958
00:48:03,549 --> 00:48:04,983
Lulu, let's go!

959
00:48:09,722 --> 00:48:11,223
Rude.

960
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,660
I'm out.

961
00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,235
Can we just go home now?

962
00:48:23,335 --> 00:48:27,874
'Cause of her? No way.
Honey, admit it.

963
00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:30,308
You're happier
when you're balanced. You are.

964
00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:33,979
Life's about work and fun.
This is important.

965
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:38,216
I mean, I feel like we're connecting
for the first time in a while.

966
00:48:39,685 --> 00:48:41,086
Yeah, you're right.

967
00:48:41,186 --> 00:48:42,588
- How about this?
- All right.

968
00:48:42,688 --> 00:48:44,332
If you still feel that way
in the morning tomorrow,

969
00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:47,125
we'll pack it up and leave.
Just one more night.

970
00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:48,493
Okay, one more night.

971
00:48:48,594 --> 00:48:49,862
♪ More night ♪

972
00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,899
Oh, and I brought this tune.

973
00:48:52,998 --> 00:48:54,634
This oughta bring back
some memories.

974
00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:08,046
Do you remember that time when you
were driving us up to Lake Geneva?

975
00:49:09,615 --> 00:49:13,285
Yes. I was so dumb.
We were on an interstate.

976
00:49:13,385 --> 00:49:15,721
Yeah, but it was also epic.

977
00:49:15,822 --> 00:49:17,422
Mmm.

978
00:49:17,523 --> 00:49:20,726
You know, we're not
on an interstate now.

979
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,494
- What?
- No, we're not.

980
00:49:22,595 --> 00:49:24,730
- You can't be serious.
- I'm not. I'm not serious.

981
00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:27,767
I just wanted to show you a couple
features of this car, like, uh...

982
00:49:27,867 --> 00:49:29,334
- What?
- Precise cruise control.

983
00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:31,136
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, did you know this?

984
00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:34,607
- What? What?
- It has seven-position steering.

985
00:49:34,707 --> 00:49:37,910
And, oh, this is really sexy.
You gotta check this out, babe.

986
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:40,979
- What?
- This seat goes back 180 degrees.

987
00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:43,415
Wait? 180 degrees?
That's flat, honey.

988
00:49:43,516 --> 00:49:45,918
Honey, no seriously, I can't see now.
Now I can't see.

989
00:49:46,017 --> 00:49:47,085
- Okay.
- Yeah.

990
00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:48,554
How's that? How's that?

991
00:49:48,654 --> 00:49:50,288
Yup, yup, yup, yup.

992
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:54,727
I'm just gonna see what's,
uh, happening over here.

993
00:49:54,827 --> 00:49:56,662
Oh!

994
00:49:56,762 --> 00:49:58,129
What's going on these pants?

995
00:49:58,230 --> 00:50:01,099
Is there some kind of
internal belt system?

996
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:04,135
- Honey!
- This is crazy science or something.

997
00:50:04,236 --> 00:50:07,172
Yoga pants. Okay.

998
00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:12,043
Oh, that is nice. Yeah. Okay.

999
00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:15,313
Mm, hm, hm.

1000
00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:20,753
Wait, Dan. Dan, get up here.

1001
00:50:20,853 --> 00:50:23,188
That good already?

1002
00:50:23,288 --> 00:50:24,690
No, honey, I'm serious.

1003
00:50:24,790 --> 00:50:28,193
There's no power or lights
on the dashboard. Dan.

1004
00:50:28,293 --> 00:50:29,805
Dan, I'm not kidding,
something's happening.

1005
00:50:29,829 --> 00:50:31,062
I'm serious. Get up here.

1006
00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:33,431
Okay, uh... I'm stuck.
I can't...

1007
00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:34,934
- Oh! Oh!
- Hey, don't panic.

1008
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,401
Just slow down and pull over.

1009
00:50:36,502 --> 00:50:38,571
Oh, God. I can't.
The wheel is locked.

1010
00:50:38,671 --> 00:50:41,007
- I'll help, I'll help.
- Nothing's working!

1011
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,509
That's my hand!

1012
00:50:43,609 --> 00:50:45,310
Honey, the brakes
aren't working.

1013
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:47,713
Honey, you're bumping
my head into the wheel!

1014
00:50:47,813 --> 00:50:49,447
Get up! Get up!

1015
00:50:49,549 --> 00:50:51,349
Oh, oh!

1016
00:50:56,789 --> 00:50:58,991
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1017
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,458
Oh.

1018
00:51:29,722 --> 00:51:30,590
Perkins is right.

1019
00:51:30,690 --> 00:51:32,024
This place
is obviously being used

1020
00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:33,491
for some sort
of military testing.

1021
00:51:33,593 --> 00:51:34,860
It's my fault.

1022
00:51:34,961 --> 00:51:37,271
What if our personal information
is getting stolen right now,

1023
00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:39,273
and we don't have a way to
find out if that is happening?

1024
00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:40,976
Our credit card company
could be trying to call us,

1025
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,603
telling us somebody's buying 96
blenders at a Target in Maine.

1026
00:51:43,703 --> 00:51:44,937
We don't know!

1027
00:51:45,037 --> 00:51:46,906
- It's my fault.
- Stop saying that.

1028
00:51:47,006 --> 00:51:48,306
I picked this place.

1029
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:50,408
I know, you didn't
want us on our phones.

1030
00:51:50,509 --> 00:51:53,478
I picked it
so we can't use our phones.

1031
00:51:56,147 --> 00:51:57,859
I read a bunch of reviews
of people who said

1032
00:51:57,883 --> 00:52:00,218
they couldn't get any cell
or Internet service here.

1033
00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:03,923
And a couple people even
said their phones got fried.

1034
00:52:04,023 --> 00:52:05,725
What?

1035
00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:10,663
I kept it from you, because
I just really wanted you

1036
00:52:10,763 --> 00:52:12,898
to go on this adventure
with me so bad.

1037
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:15,601
And I'm sorry.

1038
00:52:21,874 --> 00:52:23,509
That feels better.

1039
00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:30,883
I'm actually hungry.

1040
00:52:30,983 --> 00:52:33,085
I'm gonna make us some soup.

1041
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:36,421
Honey, I love that
you're a romantic.

1042
00:52:36,522 --> 00:52:40,191
But in certain scenarios,
like this very one,

1043
00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:42,360
I could use a little more
practical thinking.

1044
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,063
I don't need to eat.

1045
00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:46,231
When were you gonna
start looking for a job?

1046
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:47,867
Hot sauce is my job.

1047
00:52:47,967 --> 00:52:51,070
Hot sauce is your passion.
"I'm a born entrepreneur."

1048
00:52:51,169 --> 00:52:52,638
Yeah, but you didn't
say any of that

1049
00:52:52,738 --> 00:52:54,418
until you didn't get
the promotion at work.

1050
00:52:54,507 --> 00:52:56,809
The agency screwed you over.
Fine! Whatever.

1051
00:52:56,909 --> 00:52:59,512
But you've been licking that
wound in our garage for a year!

1052
00:52:59,612 --> 00:53:03,049
I wasn't fired.
It was a mutual parting of ways.

1053
00:53:03,149 --> 00:53:05,316
I took my severance,
and I pivoted.

1054
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,787
- I'm pivoting!
- You didn't need to pivot!

1055
00:53:07,887 --> 00:53:10,388
You needed to stay in the game
for your family's sake.

1056
00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:14,259
But, no, instead you wanted
to sulk and nosedive.

1057
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:16,729
For the record, I would love
the luxury of nosediving.

1058
00:53:16,829 --> 00:53:18,363
Nobody wants to nosedive!

1059
00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:21,299
I do!
I want to fucking nosedive!

1060
00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:23,035
But I can't! I can't!

1061
00:53:23,135 --> 00:53:26,739
I love your hot sauce,
but your hot sauce, it scares me,

1062
00:53:26,839 --> 00:53:31,443
because I thought we'd be expanding
together and growing together.

1063
00:53:31,544 --> 00:53:34,345
That we'd move back to
the city in some cool house.

1064
00:53:34,446 --> 00:53:35,815
But instead, we're here!

1065
00:53:35,915 --> 00:53:40,820
We're right here,
just stuck in the same place!

1066
00:53:45,157 --> 00:53:47,292
Oh, and I, the responsible one,

1067
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:50,629
have been put on
a two-week forced sabbatical,

1068
00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:53,298
because people were not responding
to my fucking work ethic

1069
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:56,367
or my personalized
animated greetings.

1070
00:54:20,025 --> 00:54:23,562
I got penalized for
my overly enthusiastic tone.

1071
00:54:25,197 --> 00:54:26,565
Which I see as kicking ass

1072
00:54:26,665 --> 00:54:29,835
and supporting my people
with a dash of levity.

1073
00:54:33,471 --> 00:54:36,075
Maybe I do need to chill.

1074
00:54:36,175 --> 00:54:38,177
I never knew
you hated our house.

1075
00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:40,345
No, I don't hate our house.

1076
00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:42,948
I don't like
how things work in it.

1077
00:54:43,048 --> 00:54:48,319
You get to connect with Lizzie and go
with the flow and be the easygoing one.

1078
00:54:48,419 --> 00:54:49,822
And I have to be
the breadwinning,

1079
00:54:49,922 --> 00:54:54,059
pain-in-the-ass heavy
planning our lives all the time.

1080
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,764
I guess I just got used to you being
in charge 'cause you're so good at it.

1081
00:54:58,864 --> 00:55:01,233
And it's not fair.

1082
00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:03,669
It's a lot of stress for you.

1083
00:55:06,605 --> 00:55:07,807
I could be doing more.

1084
00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:09,742
No, you do your part.

1085
00:55:09,842 --> 00:55:12,443
No. Not enough.

1086
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,414
But you know what?

1087
00:55:16,515 --> 00:55:18,284
You enjoy a little nosedive,

1088
00:55:18,383 --> 00:55:20,519
'cause old Dan is gonna dig in.

1089
00:55:20,619 --> 00:55:23,522
That car has a lifetime power
cell and drivetrain warranty.

1090
00:55:23,622 --> 00:55:27,660
I'm gonna get them to bring us out a
rental car and tow that lemon away.

1091
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,196
We don't have a working phone.

1092
00:55:30,296 --> 00:55:34,465
Actually, I've been saving
power in power-saving mode.

1093
00:55:34,567 --> 00:55:36,235
- What?
- Yeah.

1094
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:37,813
I'm gonna get them
to repair everything,

1095
00:55:37,837 --> 00:55:40,105
and I'm gonna get them
to bring us a fucking pizza.

1096
00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,406
Yes!

1097
00:55:41,507 --> 00:55:43,776
Yes, I will eat the fuck
out of that pizza!

1098
00:55:43,876 --> 00:55:45,410
Oh my God! Yes!

1099
00:55:45,511 --> 00:55:46,979
- We got this, babe!
- We got this!

1100
00:55:47,079 --> 00:55:49,014
We got this!

1101
00:55:49,114 --> 00:55:50,516
Go get them!

1102
00:55:51,650 --> 00:55:52,551
Yes!

1103
00:55:52,651 --> 00:55:55,087
<i>♪ Let me, let me, let me ♪</i>

1104
00:55:55,187 --> 00:55:56,689
<i>♪ Tell me, baby ♪</i>

1105
00:55:56,789 --> 00:55:59,024
<i>♪ If I drive it
like I stole it ♪</i>

1106
00:55:59,124 --> 00:56:02,294
<i>♪ Would you say that
I flaunt it way too much? ♪</i>

1107
00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:05,297
<i>♪ But it's not enough ♪</i>

1108
00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:07,199
<i>♪ To capture your attention ♪</i>

1109
00:56:07,299 --> 00:56:10,669
<i>♪ It's like you're teaching me
a lesson I'll never learn ♪</i>

1110
00:56:10,769 --> 00:56:15,107
<i>♪ But if I'm honest,
I didn't want it to ever ♪</i>

1111
00:56:15,207 --> 00:56:17,309
<i>♪ We can get along ♪</i>

1112
00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:21,513
<i>♪ We can get along ♪</i>

1113
00:56:21,614 --> 00:56:24,717
<i>♪ Let me take you high,
let me take you high ♪</i>

1114
00:56:24,817 --> 00:56:26,785
<i>♪ Let me take you higher ♪</i>

1115
00:56:28,787 --> 00:56:31,389
<i>♪ Why won't you let me
take you high ♪</i>

1116
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:34,059
<i>♪ Let me take you high,
let me take you ♪</i>

1117
00:56:35,094 --> 00:56:36,494
Come on.

1118
00:56:36,595 --> 00:56:38,463
Hi, this is Dan Dewerson.

1119
00:56:38,564 --> 00:56:40,833
Hi, this is Dan Dewerson.
Dewerson, Daniel!

1120
00:56:41,934 --> 00:56:43,434
D-E-W-E-R-S-O-N.

1121
00:56:43,535 --> 00:56:45,738
I'm in the middle of nowhere,
and your ecofriendly,

1122
00:56:45,838 --> 00:56:49,141
ecofriend... ecofriendly vehicle
almost killed us.

1123
00:56:49,241 --> 00:56:51,143
I need you to fix it now!

1124
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,646
Come on.

1125
00:56:53,746 --> 00:56:55,814
I want a pizza with jalapeño.

1126
00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:57,549
No, not everything. No onions.

1127
00:56:57,650 --> 00:57:00,653
But jalapeños, champ!

1128
00:57:00,753 --> 00:57:02,187
Come on.

1129
00:57:03,656 --> 00:57:06,258
Yes, yes, yes.

1130
00:57:06,358 --> 00:57:08,260
Hello? Hi.

1131
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,263
- <i>Can I help you?</i>
- Yeah...

1132
00:57:11,363 --> 00:57:13,098
Come on!

1133
00:57:15,668 --> 00:57:17,870
Are you fucking kidding me?

1134
00:57:20,572 --> 00:57:24,076
Get out of here! Go on, get!

1135
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,745
Get out of here!

1136
00:57:28,681 --> 00:57:30,115
Get out of the way from me!

1137
00:57:31,650 --> 00:57:34,053
All right,
I guess we're doing this.

1138
00:57:34,153 --> 00:57:36,655
Come on! You wanna play?

1139
00:57:37,656 --> 00:57:41,093
Get out of here! Who are you?

1140
00:57:51,403 --> 00:57:54,206
You don't own me!

1141
00:57:54,306 --> 00:57:57,509
You're gonna fuck off
permanently!

1142
00:58:04,516 --> 00:58:07,453
Hey.

1143
00:58:07,553 --> 00:58:10,222
Ta-da! Lunch!

1144
00:58:10,322 --> 00:58:12,402
It's our last day here,
so I thought I'd blow it out.

1145
00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:15,498
- What do you think? I know you hate to waste food.
- You prepared all of it?

1146
00:58:15,594 --> 00:58:18,673
Yeah, and I finished the peanut butter and the
wasabi peas, and I know what you're thinking.

1147
00:58:18,697 --> 00:58:21,509
That that's not a good food combination,
but it really is. It's really good.

1148
00:58:21,533 --> 00:58:23,678
Oh, and I had a couple of those
chocolate-covered blueberries

1149
00:58:23,702 --> 00:58:25,537
- that are somehow pot?
- A couple?

1150
00:58:25,637 --> 00:58:27,506
Yeah, yeah. Indica-sativa.
Indica-sativa.

1151
00:58:27,606 --> 00:58:28,841
- Are you high?
- Yeah!

1152
00:58:28,941 --> 00:58:30,609
I like stoned me.
Do you like stoned me?

1153
00:58:30,709 --> 00:58:32,878
- Well, you got more energy.
- Yeah, I do.

1154
00:58:32,978 --> 00:58:35,381
Yeah, 'cause this trip's
about spontaneity, right?

1155
00:58:35,481 --> 00:58:37,149
Hey, how long
until the car comes?

1156
00:58:37,249 --> 00:58:38,450
Uh, not long.

1157
00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:41,253
Ah, you did the job!
You did it, honey.

1158
00:58:41,353 --> 00:58:42,788
Oh, you never toot
your own horn.

1159
00:58:42,888 --> 00:58:44,757
That's what I love about you!
Toot, toot!

1160
00:58:44,857 --> 00:58:47,926
Oh, honey, you were so right.
I am so addicted to my phone.

1161
00:58:48,027 --> 00:58:49,571
Do you know what I did
when you were gone?

1162
00:58:49,595 --> 00:58:51,330
I noticed how cluttered
their pantry was,

1163
00:58:51,430 --> 00:58:53,508
and I mindlessly went to my dead
phone to check the daily deal

1164
00:58:53,532 --> 00:58:54,867
on the Container Store twice.

1165
00:58:54,967 --> 00:58:56,902
Oh, yeah, well,
you made the tuna, huh?

1166
00:58:57,002 --> 00:58:58,680
Hey, how far did you have
to go for reception?

1167
00:58:58,704 --> 00:59:00,773
Uh, it's just, like,
five, twelve minutes. Listen...

1168
00:59:00,873 --> 00:59:02,474
Oh, thank God you had battery!

1169
00:59:02,574 --> 00:59:04,374
Because I tried my backup
battery in my purse.

1170
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:05,420
I don't know
where it is right now,

1171
00:59:05,444 --> 00:59:06,545
but it was totally drained.

1172
00:59:06,645 --> 00:59:08,247
Yeah, right. Listen...

1173
00:59:08,347 --> 00:59:10,628
Oh! I bet you those car people
were begging to be forgiven

1174
00:59:10,682 --> 00:59:12,217
when you were done
with them, huh?

1175
00:59:12,317 --> 00:59:14,620
- Pretty much.
- You gave it to 'em good! Yeah!

1176
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,921
Well, yeah, I guess so.

1177
00:59:16,021 --> 00:59:17,265
Did you talk
to Grandma and Lizzie?

1178
00:59:17,289 --> 00:59:18,590
Yeah, they're fine.

1179
00:59:18,690 --> 00:59:19,970
Oh! That's all I needed to hear.

1180
00:59:20,025 --> 00:59:23,162
Oh, my God. Oh!
Thank you so much.

1181
00:59:23,262 --> 00:59:28,167
You are Dan the man!
Dan of the woods! Whoo-hoo!

1182
00:59:28,267 --> 00:59:29,501
Wow.

1183
00:59:29,601 --> 00:59:30,969
- I love you so much.
- I love you.

1184
00:59:31,070 --> 00:59:32,471
I am so lucky.

1185
00:59:32,571 --> 00:59:33,815
I'm so lucky to have
somebody like you

1186
00:59:33,839 --> 00:59:35,083
who designs an experience
like this which,

1187
00:59:35,107 --> 00:59:36,675
on the surface,
seems really dumb,

1188
00:59:36,775 --> 00:59:39,311
but it's such an eye-opener.
You are amazing.

1189
00:59:39,411 --> 00:59:40,955
- Aw!
- No, I'm not. Don't... Don't say that.

1190
00:59:40,979 --> 00:59:42,525
- Yeah, you are!
- Don't, don't, please.

1191
00:59:42,549 --> 00:59:44,583
I said it. Too late.

1192
00:59:44,683 --> 00:59:46,318
- Watch out!
- Whoa!

1193
00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:47,786
Ha, ha!

1194
00:59:47,886 --> 00:59:50,989
Uh, you're amazing.
You're the amazing one. Ooh!

1195
00:59:51,090 --> 00:59:55,260
You're wife, mother,
friend, businessperson.

1196
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,729
Oh, ah, I mean,

1197
00:59:57,830 --> 01:00:00,899
maybe I'd have held back
on some of the tuna.

1198
01:00:00,999 --> 01:00:02,434
You know, in case of emergency.

1199
01:00:02,535 --> 01:00:04,069
Mmm.

1200
01:00:04,169 --> 01:00:06,839
And I didn't get a hold of
anyone, even though I wanted to.

1201
01:00:06,939 --> 01:00:09,074
Maybe I really
didn't reach anybody.

1202
01:00:09,174 --> 01:00:11,009
Ooh!

1203
01:00:13,879 --> 01:00:15,914
Is there a car coming?

1204
01:00:18,684 --> 01:00:20,719
Did you talk to Grandma?

1205
01:00:20,819 --> 01:00:22,087
Are you a child?

1206
01:00:22,187 --> 01:00:25,190
Did I just give
a blowjob to a child?

1207
01:00:32,064 --> 01:00:33,966
It's smart to just
pack essentials.

1208
01:00:34,066 --> 01:00:36,401
How are you gonna explain
the bloody pillowcase?

1209
01:00:36,503 --> 01:00:38,170
Makeshift food bag?

1210
01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:40,739
"Makeshift food bag."

1211
01:00:40,839 --> 01:00:43,742
- Are you still stoned?
- I'm really not.

1212
01:00:43,842 --> 01:00:45,711
In a lot of ways,
it's better than alcohol.

1213
01:00:45,811 --> 01:00:47,547
Could you just not talk anymore?

1214
01:00:47,646 --> 01:00:51,183
Yeah. Yeah.

1215
01:00:52,184 --> 01:00:53,252
Okay.

1216
01:00:58,423 --> 01:01:01,660
What is going on?

1217
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,996
There's more of them
and they're getting bigger!

1218
01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:08,767
Careful.

1219
01:01:23,749 --> 01:01:25,884
- Honey, what are you doing?
- Getting supplies.

1220
01:01:25,984 --> 01:01:27,819
Shoplifting. Shoplifting.

1221
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,155
Honey, nobody's here,
and this is an emergency.

1222
01:01:30,255 --> 01:01:32,991
- We can do whatever we want.
- Honey, please, come on.

1223
01:01:33,091 --> 01:01:35,861
- Put these in your pants.
- What? Tampons?

1224
01:01:35,961 --> 01:01:37,829
Put them in your pants!

1225
01:01:37,930 --> 01:01:39,807
Okay, they're in my pants.
What else do we need?

1226
01:01:39,831 --> 01:01:42,301
Proteins, electrolytes.

1227
01:01:42,401 --> 01:01:45,170
Proteins, proteins. Okay.

1228
01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:47,640
Honey, these are cold.

1229
01:01:47,739 --> 01:01:48,850
That means there's power.
There's power.

1230
01:01:48,874 --> 01:01:50,275
Get the charger!
Get the charger!

1231
01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:53,680
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay, gotta get my phone.

1232
01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:56,348
- Charger. Ah! Outlet.
- Oh, okay. Ooh.

1233
01:01:56,448 --> 01:01:58,168
Come on, come on, come on.
Here, here, here.

1234
01:01:58,217 --> 01:01:59,217
Okay.

1235
01:01:59,251 --> 01:02:00,752
We'd be so great
at "Amazing Race."

1236
01:02:00,852 --> 01:02:03,255
- Honey, focus.
- I am.

1237
01:02:03,355 --> 01:02:04,524
Nothing's happening.

1238
01:02:04,624 --> 01:02:06,325
I don't know.

1239
01:02:13,332 --> 01:02:14,933
Hello?

1240
01:02:16,134 --> 01:02:17,236
Hmm.

1241
01:02:26,378 --> 01:02:27,513
Dan? Jeanine?

1242
01:02:27,614 --> 01:02:29,781
Gil.

1243
01:02:29,881 --> 01:02:32,017
- Hi, hey.
- What are you doing here?

1244
01:02:32,117 --> 01:02:33,252
Pooping.

1245
01:02:33,352 --> 01:02:36,154
I own this gas station.
What's happening?

1246
01:02:36,255 --> 01:02:38,691
Oh, we noticed
your fridges had power,

1247
01:02:38,790 --> 01:02:41,150
- so we just wanted to charge the phone.
- Charge the phone.

1248
01:02:41,893 --> 01:02:43,862
My genny went out two hours ago.

1249
01:02:43,962 --> 01:02:46,532
I mean, any cold in
that fridge is old cold.

1250
01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:48,568
Is it weird for
a generator not to work?

1251
01:02:48,668 --> 01:02:50,102
Everything's weird nowadays.

1252
01:02:50,202 --> 01:02:52,838
Look, I'm sorry you came up here
while we're having issues.

1253
01:02:52,938 --> 01:02:56,509
Let me buy you a drink.
Fanta, Fresca, Yoo-hoo?

1254
01:02:56,609 --> 01:02:57,943
Oh, go just
grab something on me.

1255
01:02:58,043 --> 01:02:59,545
Oh, no, we're okay. Thank you.

1256
01:02:59,646 --> 01:03:01,346
- Yeah, thank you.
- Suit yourself.

1257
01:03:05,217 --> 01:03:07,352
Hey, hey, hey.
You have a phone that works?

1258
01:03:07,452 --> 01:03:08,920
Yeah. Sometimes.

1259
01:03:09,021 --> 01:03:10,623
- Can we use it?
- Please. Please.

1260
01:03:10,723 --> 01:03:13,559
Be my guest.
Not much charge on it.

1261
01:03:13,660 --> 01:03:14,893
It's okay.

1262
01:03:14,993 --> 01:03:17,597
Okay, I'm gonna call
my voicemail.

1263
01:03:17,697 --> 01:03:19,632
- Shh, shh.
- Okay, okay.

1264
01:03:19,732 --> 01:03:22,100
<i>Hello, lovebirds.
Hope you've been enjoying yourself.</i>

1265
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,069
<i>Don't worry.
We had to go to the hospital.</i>

1266
01:03:24,169 --> 01:03:26,706
What? What? What happened?

1267
01:03:26,805 --> 01:03:30,042
No! No, it died!
Oh, honey, hospital.

1268
01:03:30,142 --> 01:03:31,843
Hospital.
She needed her inhaler.

1269
01:03:31,943 --> 01:03:34,023
They did play soccer.
Oh, I think I'm gonna pass out.

1270
01:03:34,112 --> 01:03:36,224
Babe, babe, babe, babe, no.
They said they went to hospital.

1271
01:03:36,248 --> 01:03:37,816
They're probably back
at home. Breathe.

1272
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,460
We gotta get home.
We gotta get out of here.

1273
01:03:39,484 --> 01:03:41,019
Gil, we're having
a family emergency.

1274
01:03:41,119 --> 01:03:42,487
You gotta get us out of here.

1275
01:03:42,588 --> 01:03:44,299
Maybe drive us to
the next town or something.

1276
01:03:44,323 --> 01:03:46,124
I'd like to, but Tim has my car.

1277
01:03:46,224 --> 01:03:47,993
He's checking out
an estate sale.

1278
01:03:48,093 --> 01:03:50,195
How are you not freaked out
by any of this?

1279
01:03:50,295 --> 01:03:51,897
There's no power.
There's no WiFi.

1280
01:03:51,997 --> 01:03:53,597
There's Chinese drones
flying everywhere.

1281
01:03:53,633 --> 01:03:55,310
Look, sometimes it is
challenging living out here.

1282
01:03:55,334 --> 01:03:57,014
But the way I see it,
when your time is up,

1283
01:03:57,069 --> 01:03:59,672
well, it doesn't matter whether
you get melted by a nuke

1284
01:03:59,772 --> 01:04:01,106
or choke on a chicken nugget.

1285
01:04:01,206 --> 01:04:04,476
Gil! This is code red!
We are in code red!

1286
01:04:08,113 --> 01:04:10,583
Looks like we got
a little settling up to do.

1287
01:04:12,384 --> 01:04:15,954
- I don't have cash.
- You have my card.

1288
01:04:16,054 --> 01:04:19,124
Look, we're friends, all right?

1289
01:04:20,526 --> 01:04:23,495
Let's all go to my place
and sketch each other.

1290
01:04:25,732 --> 01:04:29,000
Yeah, no. No, let's... hard no.

1291
01:04:36,676 --> 01:04:37,943
What's this?

1292
01:04:38,043 --> 01:04:40,011
No, this is, like...

1293
01:04:40,112 --> 01:04:43,148
Step away from the solar radio!

1294
01:04:43,248 --> 01:04:45,551
Needs to charge
for two more hours.

1295
01:04:45,651 --> 01:04:49,254
Hey, Perkins, do you know if the
next town has a rental car company?

1296
01:04:49,354 --> 01:04:52,859
- Maybe.
- Well, could you take us there?

1297
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,595
Stay here at the gas station!

1298
01:04:55,695 --> 01:04:58,063
Guard the fuel reserves.

1299
01:04:58,163 --> 01:04:59,799
What happened to your car?

1300
01:04:59,898 --> 01:05:02,901
The electrical system got fried.

1301
01:05:03,001 --> 01:05:04,336
They're hacking
civilian vehicles.

1302
01:05:04,436 --> 01:05:06,873
That means they've widened
their attack.

1303
01:05:06,972 --> 01:05:08,492
Government's gonna
declare martial law.

1304
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:12,210
Impose a strict curfew.
Welcome to New China.

1305
01:05:12,310 --> 01:05:13,613
New China?

1306
01:05:13,713 --> 01:05:15,914
- You're gonna need this.
- Yeah! Yeah, we are!

1307
01:05:16,014 --> 01:05:17,983
No, thank you.
No, no, we don't need a gun.

1308
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:19,585
Yes, we do!

1309
01:05:19,685 --> 01:05:22,005
We don't have a permit, and
we don't know how to use these.

1310
01:05:22,053 --> 01:05:24,590
Yeah, okay, all right.
You're right, honey, I'm sorry.

1311
01:05:24,690 --> 01:05:27,159
- Thank you.
- I just don't know what's going on here.

1312
01:05:27,259 --> 01:05:29,103
We are definitely in a dead
zone and we gotta get home.

1313
01:05:29,127 --> 01:05:30,663
Okay, we'll figure it out.

1314
01:05:30,763 --> 01:05:33,566
Hey, Perkins, we will take
that ride to the next town.

1315
01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:37,737
I never offered it.
Besides, Olive's 22 miles away.

1316
01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:41,641
I cannot leave my post for that
long, but there's a shortcut.

1317
01:05:41,741 --> 01:05:45,143
You can take the trail through the pass
and get there in four hours on foot.

1318
01:05:45,243 --> 01:05:49,047
But you better leave soon because you don't
wanna be out there when the sun goes down.

1319
01:05:49,147 --> 01:05:50,282
Yeah. What time is it?

1320
01:05:50,382 --> 01:05:53,218
- I don't know.
- It's 1400-ish.

1321
01:05:53,318 --> 01:05:55,287
1400-ish.

1322
01:05:56,988 --> 01:05:59,458
I found that funny.
I don't know why.

1323
01:05:59,559 --> 01:06:01,527
I don't like you.

1324
01:06:01,627 --> 01:06:04,996
I told Gil you think
all of us out here are a joke.

1325
01:06:05,096 --> 01:06:06,799
And now he doesn't
like you either.

1326
01:06:06,899 --> 01:06:08,300
Super weird move, man.

1327
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,812
You know, it would be cool
if people could form

1328
01:06:09,836 --> 01:06:11,336
their own opinion
of me out here.

1329
01:06:11,436 --> 01:06:13,573
- Whatever!
- Okay, yeah, just, Perkins, look.

1330
01:06:13,673 --> 01:06:17,275
Will you just maybe give us
a ride to the trailhead?

1331
01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:18,711
- Honey...
- All right, get in.

1332
01:06:23,716 --> 01:06:24,717
Hey, where's Lulu?

1333
01:06:24,817 --> 01:06:28,186
Exactly. Where's Lulu?

1334
01:06:38,296 --> 01:06:40,065
Thanks, Perkins.

1335
01:06:44,570 --> 01:06:48,741
Follow the road down, and when you
see a skull, that's the trailhead.

1336
01:06:48,841 --> 01:06:50,141
A skull?

1337
01:06:50,242 --> 01:06:52,512
Don't worry.
You'll die before you get there!

1338
01:06:52,612 --> 01:06:55,013
- Bullies never win.
- Hey, Dan, come on.

1339
01:06:55,113 --> 01:06:57,750
Put your thumb in your mouth
and follow mommy.

1340
01:06:57,850 --> 01:07:00,686
Honey? Let's go.

1341
01:07:02,655 --> 01:07:04,824
- She's got problems.
- Leave her alone.

1342
01:07:04,924 --> 01:07:08,226
Leave it alone, Dan.
Come on, let's go.

1343
01:07:08,326 --> 01:07:11,196
All right, we're on our hike.
We can do this.

1344
01:07:11,296 --> 01:07:12,608
I don't mind people
being screwed up,

1345
01:07:12,632 --> 01:07:14,967
but keep it to yourself.
That's how I feel.

1346
01:07:15,066 --> 01:07:19,404
Mm-hmm. Just keep pace, babe.
Keep pace.

1347
01:07:26,812 --> 01:07:29,749
Okay. There it is.

1348
01:07:32,417 --> 01:07:35,253
Okay. Just hold up a second.

1349
01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:44,764
It's in here.

1350
01:07:52,337 --> 01:07:53,839
Thank God it's not
the spicy kind.

1351
01:07:55,975 --> 01:07:58,076
Yeah. Thank God.

1352
01:07:58,176 --> 01:08:01,847
No, I like spicy.
I hate fake spicy.

1353
01:08:01,948 --> 01:08:03,381
It tastes synthetic.

1354
01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:07,954
So the frog says, "Okay."

1355
01:08:08,054 --> 01:08:10,556
The scorpion gets on his back,
they swim across the river.

1356
01:08:10,656 --> 01:08:14,092
Halfway across,
the scorpion stings the frog.

1357
01:08:14,192 --> 01:08:16,662
And as the poison's
going into the frog's body,

1358
01:08:16,762 --> 01:08:19,565
he says, "Why'd you do that?
Now surely we're both dead."

1359
01:08:19,665 --> 01:08:24,637
The scorpion says, "Can't help it.
I'm a scorpion."

1360
01:08:24,737 --> 01:08:26,848
- That's not the ending.
- Yeah, it is the ending. He dies.

1361
01:08:26,872 --> 01:08:30,509
No, the ending is the
scorpion says, "It's in my nature."

1362
01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:32,177
Why are you
telling me this story?

1363
01:08:32,277 --> 01:08:34,346
Just something
Juan told me once.

1364
01:08:39,051 --> 01:08:42,487
Finally ready to call that dad
guy about the consulting gig.

1365
01:08:46,525 --> 01:08:49,260
All this time
and you never responded.

1366
01:08:49,361 --> 01:08:50,830
I might've. I just...

1367
01:08:50,930 --> 01:08:53,699
You can plan a whole weekend
to the land that time forgot,

1368
01:08:53,799 --> 01:08:56,368
but you can't take 10 seconds
to respond to an email

1369
01:08:56,468 --> 01:08:58,070
from a guy
who wants to hire you.

1370
01:08:58,169 --> 01:08:59,615
I didn't like the tone
of his first email.

1371
01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:02,508
We are stomping
through the woods right now,

1372
01:09:02,608 --> 01:09:04,242
trying to avoid apex predators!

1373
01:09:04,342 --> 01:09:05,878
We don't even know
if Lizzie's safe!

1374
01:09:05,978 --> 01:09:09,081
All because you're mourning
some guy you didn't even know!

1375
01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:10,315
I knew Juan.

1376
01:09:10,415 --> 01:09:11,526
Although I didn't have
to know him well

1377
01:09:11,550 --> 01:09:13,284
to know he was a great man.

1378
01:09:13,385 --> 01:09:16,956
I've never met Dr. King,
but I know he was a great man.

1379
01:09:17,056 --> 01:09:20,425
Did you just compare Juan
to Dr. Martin Luther King?

1380
01:09:20,526 --> 01:09:22,160
You better believe I did.

1381
01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,963
You know what? I can't even.

1382
01:09:24,063 --> 01:09:26,374
Has it even occurred to you that
the whole point of this trip is you?

1383
01:09:26,398 --> 01:09:29,167
- Oh, me? Me?
- Yes! You!

1384
01:09:29,267 --> 01:09:32,038
You can't be off your phone
for 15 minutes!

1385
01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:33,371
Literally, I've timed you.

1386
01:09:33,471 --> 01:09:35,975
You used 90% of our data plan.

1387
01:09:36,075 --> 01:09:37,519
And let me stop you
before you say it.

1388
01:09:37,543 --> 01:09:39,712
- I know, it's for work!
- Hey, you know what?

1389
01:09:39,812 --> 01:09:42,347
All you do all day
is fill up 24 bottles

1390
01:09:42,447 --> 01:09:44,050
and come up with spicy puns!

1391
01:09:44,150 --> 01:09:46,184
I write 20,
whittle it down to 10,

1392
01:09:46,284 --> 01:09:48,888
and then five!

1393
01:09:52,357 --> 01:09:54,292
- Honey, go, go! Go!
- I'm going!

1394
01:09:54,392 --> 01:09:56,494
We can't go in the woods.

1395
01:10:16,515 --> 01:10:20,052
Stop, Jean, please, wait.
I gotta stop, come on.

1396
01:10:20,152 --> 01:10:22,688
No, come on, come on, come on.
We're more than halfway there.

1397
01:10:22,788 --> 01:10:24,557
How do we even know
we're on the trail?

1398
01:10:24,657 --> 01:10:27,292
Because there's only one trail.

1399
01:10:27,392 --> 01:10:30,462
- Can I get a sip?
- Okay, quickly.

1400
01:10:30,563 --> 01:10:31,731
Thanks.

1401
01:10:31,831 --> 01:10:35,768
Oh, you know, we could
just lay down for a bit...

1402
01:10:37,737 --> 01:10:40,139
- And a hiker might find us.
- What?

1403
01:10:40,238 --> 01:10:42,541
No, we're not gonna lie
out here to die.

1404
01:10:42,641 --> 01:10:44,944
What is wrong with you?
No, Dan, sip!

1405
01:10:45,044 --> 01:10:46,579
Pass, sip, pass!

1406
01:10:50,149 --> 01:10:52,618
I'm sorry.

1407
01:10:52,718 --> 01:10:54,053
I'm an idiot.

1408
01:10:54,153 --> 01:10:56,689
Honey, what are you doing?

1409
01:10:56,789 --> 01:11:00,826
No, we could use this as
a canteen in case we find water.

1410
01:11:00,926 --> 01:11:03,896
What is with your attitude?
Why are you such a fatalist?

1411
01:11:03,996 --> 01:11:05,965
- Get up, let's go!
- I will! I just think...

1412
01:11:06,065 --> 01:11:07,566
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.

1413
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:11,137
What? What? You just
wanna overthink us to inaction?

1414
01:11:11,237 --> 01:11:13,471
We have to keep moving
forward, Dan!

1415
01:11:13,572 --> 01:11:16,242
People move forward in life!

1416
01:11:16,341 --> 01:11:17,743
This is exactly why...

1417
01:11:19,178 --> 01:11:21,479
Exactly why what?

1418
01:11:22,948 --> 01:11:24,250
Why exactly what?

1419
01:11:24,349 --> 01:11:26,051
Why I froze my eggs!

1420
01:11:34,894 --> 01:11:38,063
- When?
- Last year.

1421
01:11:38,164 --> 01:11:40,633
How do I not know about this?

1422
01:11:40,733 --> 01:11:44,036
It doesn't matter, because
I didn't do it to hurt you.

1423
01:11:44,136 --> 01:11:46,572
You don't get to decide that.

1424
01:11:46,672 --> 01:11:48,032
You don't even give me
the heads up

1425
01:11:48,107 --> 01:11:49,947
that you're thinking
about something like that?

1426
01:11:50,009 --> 01:11:53,512
We haven't had a real
conversation in a long time.

1427
01:11:53,612 --> 01:11:54,412
Why?

1428
01:11:54,513 --> 01:11:55,657
Because maybe we're both afraid

1429
01:11:55,681 --> 01:11:57,550
of where that conversation
will go.

1430
01:12:03,856 --> 01:12:05,524
It's amazing. You want more kids

1431
01:12:05,624 --> 01:12:07,860
when you don't have time
for the one we got.

1432
01:12:10,062 --> 01:12:11,530
That's unfair.

1433
01:12:12,531 --> 01:12:14,365
Just, our plan got messed up,

1434
01:12:14,465 --> 01:12:17,536
and I just wanted options in case
you didn't find your way back.

1435
01:12:17,636 --> 01:12:20,139
Options? Oh, my fuck, options?

1436
01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:21,507
I was fighting my way back!

1437
01:12:21,607 --> 01:12:24,877
No, you weren't! You were not!

1438
01:12:24,977 --> 01:12:28,547
- You're a dick.
- Wow.

1439
01:12:28,647 --> 01:12:30,583
You got any other gems
you wanna share, huh?

1440
01:12:30,683 --> 01:12:32,918
No, don't be an idiot.

1441
01:12:36,155 --> 01:12:39,024
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

1442
01:12:39,124 --> 01:12:41,426
I'll walk home by myself, okay?
I'll figure it out.

1443
01:12:41,527 --> 01:12:43,596
- Really? Really?
- Yeah.

1444
01:12:43,696 --> 01:12:45,664
You're just gonna run off
and split us up

1445
01:12:45,764 --> 01:12:48,767
when we should be a team?

1446
01:12:48,868 --> 01:12:50,035
You did.

1447
01:13:49,695 --> 01:13:52,698
<i>"The wild winds.
The jagged stone.</i>

1448
01:13:52,798 --> 01:13:57,102
<i>Nature demands...
destroy the frail."</i>

1449
01:13:57,202 --> 01:13:59,204
Wild winds. The jagged stone.

1450
01:13:59,305 --> 01:14:02,508
Nature demands...
destroy the frail.

1451
01:14:15,254 --> 01:14:16,722
Dan?

1452
01:14:20,926 --> 01:14:22,194
Dan?

1453
01:14:24,430 --> 01:14:25,664
Dan?

1454
01:14:28,499 --> 01:14:29,535
Lulu?

1455
01:14:29,635 --> 01:14:33,471
Oh, oh, oh!

1456
01:15:00,599 --> 01:15:02,735
- Dan?
- Jeanine?

1457
01:15:02,835 --> 01:15:04,570
Oh, Dan, I couldn't find you!

1458
01:15:04,670 --> 01:15:07,806
- Jeanine!
- Oh, my God.

1459
01:15:07,906 --> 01:15:09,241
What happened to your face?

1460
01:15:09,341 --> 01:15:10,552
- What, what?
- You're bleeding!

1461
01:15:10,576 --> 01:15:12,911
What? No! Oh, shit.

1462
01:15:13,012 --> 01:15:14,313
I thought it was sweat. Oh, no.

1463
01:15:14,413 --> 01:15:15,748
Sit down, sit down, sit down.

1464
01:15:15,848 --> 01:15:17,625
Is it a lot? Is it a lot?
Is there a lot of blood?

1465
01:15:17,649 --> 01:15:19,361
- No, I think... No, no, no.
- Is it? Is it?

1466
01:15:19,385 --> 01:15:20,886
You just opened it up again.

1467
01:15:20,986 --> 01:15:23,355
Let me clean it.
Hold on, hold on.

1468
01:15:23,455 --> 01:15:24,490
Oh, God.

1469
01:15:24,590 --> 01:15:27,059
I got it. I got it.

1470
01:15:27,159 --> 01:15:29,628
It's okay.

1471
01:15:38,470 --> 01:15:41,273
- I'm still mad at you.
- I know.

1472
01:15:45,677 --> 01:15:47,846
I think we're off the trail.

1473
01:15:59,224 --> 01:16:01,326
Is that a house?

1474
01:16:01,427 --> 01:16:04,630
That's a light, for sure.

1475
01:16:08,867 --> 01:16:10,936
Watch your head.

1476
01:16:11,036 --> 01:16:13,272
Here. This way, this way.

1477
01:16:19,512 --> 01:16:24,083
- Oh, there's power. Yes!
- Yes, yes.

1478
01:16:24,183 --> 01:16:26,018
Okay.

1479
01:16:26,118 --> 01:16:28,620
Yeah.

1480
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,923
Holy shit.

1481
01:16:31,023 --> 01:16:33,526
Oh, honey, there's an outlet.

1482
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,562
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

1483
01:16:35,661 --> 01:16:37,362
Yeah.

1484
01:16:37,463 --> 01:16:39,832
- Where is it? Where is it?
- Here.

1485
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:43,335
Okay.

1486
01:16:43,435 --> 01:16:45,404
Okay, give it to me,
give it to me.

1487
01:16:45,505 --> 01:16:48,207
Okay. Let's see.

1488
01:16:54,514 --> 01:16:56,615
Yes! Okay.

1489
01:16:56,715 --> 01:17:01,053
We'll just let it charge to 20%,
and then we'll go find a signal.

1490
01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:03,556
Commander Shackleton,
I love your improvised decision-making.

1491
01:17:03,655 --> 01:17:06,158
Yes, yes. Wait.
Honey, there's a light.

1492
01:17:07,759 --> 01:17:09,928
Maybe somebody's home,
and they can help us.

1493
01:17:10,028 --> 01:17:11,396
Yeah.

1494
01:17:21,608 --> 01:17:22,975
Is anyone there?

1495
01:17:23,075 --> 01:17:25,744
Yeah, and they're watching
"Judge Judy."

1496
01:17:25,844 --> 01:17:27,804
That's good. That means
they have a moral compass.

1497
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,915
- Okay.
- I'm gonna knock.

1498
01:17:33,218 --> 01:17:35,287
Hey! Who's out there?

1499
01:17:38,323 --> 01:17:39,791
Oh, no. Oh, my God.

1500
01:17:42,027 --> 01:17:44,997
Maybe we should talk to him.
I mean, he could be helpful.

1501
01:17:45,097 --> 01:17:47,799
That man is not
going to be helpful.

1502
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:52,237
I'd like to leave this experience
not feeling like we prejudge people.

1503
01:17:52,337 --> 01:17:53,405
Okay?

1504
01:17:53,506 --> 01:17:54,673
- No, don't, don't...
- Yes.

1505
01:17:54,773 --> 01:17:56,441
Don't do it! Don't! Honey!

1506
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:07,520
- I don't wanna talk to him.
- Okay.

1507
01:18:11,558 --> 01:18:13,792
Let's go back and get the phone,
and get out of here.

1508
01:18:13,892 --> 01:18:15,827
- Forget the phone.
- No.

1509
01:18:15,928 --> 01:18:19,464
I'm not forgetting the phone.
That's our only chance.

1510
01:18:19,566 --> 01:18:21,066
All right. I'll get the phone.

1511
01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:22,801
Oh, no, no,
I'm getting the phone.

1512
01:18:22,901 --> 01:18:25,137
- You cover me.
- Cover? What the hell is that?

1513
01:18:25,237 --> 01:18:27,906
I don't know.
It just sounded right.

1514
01:18:36,181 --> 01:18:40,319
- Psst! Psst! Honey!
- What?

1515
01:18:40,419 --> 01:18:41,688
Get the bag and help me.

1516
01:18:41,787 --> 01:18:43,889
- Psst!
- What?

1517
01:18:43,989 --> 01:18:47,159
The thing! The thing!

1518
01:18:52,431 --> 01:18:58,203
I don't know what you're asking.

1519
01:19:01,206 --> 01:19:02,808
- This?
- Yes!

1520
01:19:08,648 --> 01:19:10,916
This isn't "bag."
This is not "bag."

1521
01:19:11,016 --> 01:19:12,193
This is the bottle.
Give me the bottle.

1522
01:19:12,217 --> 01:19:13,418
- Fine.
- Water!

1523
01:19:13,519 --> 01:19:14,820
- Oh, you're a genius.
- Yeah.

1524
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,155
- Next time, just wave me over.
- I did!

1525
01:19:17,256 --> 01:19:18,890
No, you didn't.
You were doing this.

1526
01:19:18,991 --> 01:19:20,660
I don't even know
what that means.

1527
01:19:20,759 --> 01:19:22,194
- All right, here.
- Okay.

1528
01:19:22,294 --> 01:19:24,763
- Well done, honey.
- All right, let's go, let's go.

1529
01:19:24,863 --> 01:19:26,265
Shh! Shh!

1530
01:19:26,365 --> 01:19:28,133
Quiet down! Quiet down!

1531
01:19:33,673 --> 01:19:35,575
That is amazing.

1532
01:19:35,675 --> 01:19:37,209
You're amazing.

1533
01:19:37,309 --> 01:19:39,679
- Okay.
- Good chicken.

1534
01:19:39,778 --> 01:19:41,280
- Good chicken.
- Good chicken.

1535
01:19:41,380 --> 01:19:43,015
- Good chicken.
- Okay.

1536
01:19:43,115 --> 01:19:45,417
Okay. Quiet, chicken.

1537
01:19:45,518 --> 01:19:47,687
All right. Quiet down.

1538
01:19:47,786 --> 01:19:50,590
Quiet down.

1539
01:19:50,690 --> 01:19:53,559
- What?
- Oh, I think I broke its leg.

1540
01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:56,194
Oh no, I think I broke its leg!

1541
01:19:57,863 --> 01:19:59,364
- Aspirin.
- What?

1542
01:19:59,464 --> 01:20:00,465
Give me aspirin.

1543
01:20:02,334 --> 01:20:04,269
Okay, water.

1544
01:20:18,917 --> 01:20:21,721
What was that?

1545
01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:25,857
Your wife, mama-birding
aspirin to a chicken.

1546
01:20:25,957 --> 01:20:27,468
I think it's more humane
if we just break its neck.

1547
01:20:27,492 --> 01:20:29,227
No, no, no, no, no.

1548
01:20:29,328 --> 01:20:32,097
I think we should just keep
giving it aspirin until it OD's.

1549
01:20:32,197 --> 01:20:35,200
You're prolonging the inevitable.
It's like unplugging a patient.

1550
01:20:36,335 --> 01:20:38,403
What the hell is out there?

1551
01:20:41,741 --> 01:20:43,475
What happened?

1552
01:20:43,576 --> 01:20:44,910
- What happened?
- I got shot.

1553
01:20:45,010 --> 01:20:47,045
- What? Where?
- I don't know.

1554
01:20:47,145 --> 01:20:48,847
At first I heard it,
and then I felt it.

1555
01:20:50,215 --> 01:20:51,950
Well, did you hear it
or feel it?

1556
01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:53,519
I don't know.

1557
01:20:53,619 --> 01:20:55,788
Oh, no.

1558
01:20:55,887 --> 01:20:58,558
Honey, come on.
Come on, move. Move!

1559
01:20:58,658 --> 01:21:00,359
Hey!

1560
01:21:01,927 --> 01:21:04,363
Let's go! Let's go!

1561
01:21:10,402 --> 01:21:13,038
I had no idea chickens
stunk that much.

1562
01:21:13,138 --> 01:21:16,341
- Oh, I think that's me.
- Oh, wow.

1563
01:21:19,645 --> 01:21:23,982
Oh, oh. Honey, there's a light.
There's a light.

1564
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,421
Ah! Gas station!

1565
01:21:29,522 --> 01:21:33,325
- Oh, my God, civilization!
- Oh, we did it!

1566
01:21:33,425 --> 01:21:36,361
- Can we ditch the chicken?
- No!

1567
01:21:40,566 --> 01:21:42,968
- Hello?
- Hello?

1568
01:21:43,068 --> 01:21:45,237
- Hello?
- Hello?

1569
01:21:45,337 --> 01:21:46,938
Nobody's here.

1570
01:21:47,038 --> 01:21:48,641
This is so weird.

1571
01:21:48,741 --> 01:21:51,476
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm gonna call somebody.

1572
01:21:51,577 --> 01:21:54,379
Oh, yeah, yes. Okay, yeah.

1573
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:57,082
What is this?
God damn it, there's no power.

1574
01:21:57,182 --> 01:22:01,286
- What?
- No, worries. I'm gonna find somebody inside.

1575
01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:10,596
Babe, honey? Babe?

1576
01:22:10,696 --> 01:22:12,030
Babe, what are you doing?

1577
01:22:12,130 --> 01:22:15,367
It's running.
It's a sign. Come on.

1578
01:22:15,467 --> 01:22:17,044
- Honey, we're so close. Honey?
- Get in.

1579
01:22:17,068 --> 01:22:18,738
Honey? This is not us, okay?

1580
01:22:18,838 --> 01:22:20,907
- We are better than this.
- Okay.

1581
01:22:21,006 --> 01:22:22,383
I'll tell your daughter
you said goodbye.

1582
01:22:22,407 --> 01:22:25,310
This is not ours.
This is not us.

1583
01:22:25,410 --> 01:22:28,614
This isn't you?
'Cause surviving is definitely me!

1584
01:22:28,714 --> 01:22:30,182
You wanna commit a felony?

1585
01:22:30,282 --> 01:22:32,017
Okay, that breaks up the team.

1586
01:22:32,117 --> 01:22:35,220
- Bye.
- Deal-breaker.

1587
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,690
Where's the thing?
The thingy is not...

1588
01:22:37,790 --> 01:22:39,625
Oh, no, the thingy's here.

1589
01:22:39,725 --> 01:22:43,228
Okay, of course this truck
is weird. Hang on.

1590
01:22:45,363 --> 01:22:47,733
Oh, why is there
a thingy in the middle?

1591
01:22:51,369 --> 01:22:53,238
Come on!

1592
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,975
That's it.

1593
01:22:59,846 --> 01:23:01,581
How do I do this?

1594
01:23:01,681 --> 01:23:03,649
Stop, stop, stop!

1595
01:23:06,117 --> 01:23:08,086
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, listen up.

1596
01:23:08,186 --> 01:23:09,922
My uncle's car had
a manual transmission.

1597
01:23:10,021 --> 01:23:11,365
- We can do this, okay? We're a team.
- Okay.

1598
01:23:11,389 --> 01:23:13,291
I'll be on stick,
you're on the clutch.

1599
01:23:13,391 --> 01:23:15,260
What is the clutch?
What is the clutch?

1600
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,071
- That left pedal's the clutch, okay?
- Got it. Got it.

1601
01:23:17,095 --> 01:23:18,339
I'm gonna throw it in gear,
and you're gonna let go

1602
01:23:18,363 --> 01:23:19,883
of the clutch
and give it a little gas.

1603
01:23:19,932 --> 01:23:22,033
- Okay, ready.
- Key in.

1604
01:23:22,133 --> 01:23:23,569
- No, no.
- No.

1605
01:23:23,669 --> 01:23:25,349
Equal gas, equal clutch,
okay? It's a feel.

1606
01:23:25,437 --> 01:23:28,440
Proportionate.
Proportionate torque, okay?

1607
01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:30,175
Left foot. Hold on.
Hold on, honey.

1608
01:23:30,275 --> 01:23:31,487
Proportionate torque, okay?
Think torque.

1609
01:23:31,511 --> 01:23:33,278
- Honey, stop.
- It's a feel.

1610
01:23:33,378 --> 01:23:35,681
That's even worse.

1611
01:23:35,781 --> 01:23:38,483
Sorry. Torque! We want torque.

1612
01:23:43,221 --> 01:23:45,658
Stop saying "torque"!

1613
01:23:45,758 --> 01:23:47,492
Proportionate torque.

1614
01:23:48,828 --> 01:23:51,363
- Hey!
- Oh, my God!

1615
01:23:51,463 --> 01:23:53,498
Get out of my fucking truck!

1616
01:23:55,233 --> 01:23:58,638
- That's the guy that shot at us.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1617
01:23:58,738 --> 01:24:00,305
He did. He did.

1618
01:24:00,405 --> 01:24:02,842
- Okay.
- I got this, babe.

1619
01:24:02,942 --> 01:24:04,977
What? Dan?

1620
01:24:05,076 --> 01:24:06,177
I was fired.

1621
01:24:06,278 --> 01:24:08,313
No, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan!

1622
01:24:08,413 --> 01:24:10,550
- Dan!
- You stop right there, freak.

1623
01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:12,217
I am a freak.

1624
01:24:12,317 --> 01:24:14,587
I don't care if you've got
60 pounds and 4 inches on me.

1625
01:24:14,687 --> 01:24:17,890
- Let's make this happen.
- So you want to fight me for my truck?

1626
01:24:17,990 --> 01:24:19,859
Yeah, and your dumb chicken.

1627
01:24:19,959 --> 01:24:21,003
Dan, we don't need the chicken.

1628
01:24:21,027 --> 01:24:22,394
You're fucking nuts.

1629
01:24:22,494 --> 01:24:23,696
Yeah, my nuts.

1630
01:24:23,796 --> 01:24:26,197
What? You know what?

1631
01:24:26,298 --> 01:24:28,534
Now I'm gonna beat your ass
in front of your old lady.

1632
01:24:28,634 --> 01:24:30,402
Let's make this happen.

1633
01:24:30,502 --> 01:24:31,737
Dan, Dan!

1634
01:24:33,806 --> 01:24:36,742
- Dan!
- Get out of my truck.

1635
01:24:36,842 --> 01:24:37,910
Jeanine!

1636
01:24:38,010 --> 01:24:39,779
Get out of there!

1637
01:24:43,516 --> 01:24:44,884
Be careful!

1638
01:24:44,984 --> 01:24:46,886
Aw, honey, your back!
Be careful!

1639
01:24:46,986 --> 01:24:48,353
Oh, God!

1640
01:24:48,453 --> 01:24:50,188
I think he popped my spleen!

1641
01:24:50,288 --> 01:24:51,389
Head-butt him in the balls!

1642
01:24:51,489 --> 01:24:53,158
Get your wiener out of my back!

1643
01:24:53,258 --> 01:24:55,061
That's my wallet!
You made it weird.

1644
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,494
Leave him alone!

1645
01:24:58,664 --> 01:25:02,602
- I'll pull your dumb ear off if you don't listen!
- Ow, that's my ear!

1646
01:25:02,702 --> 01:25:05,103
- Put the man down, Francis.
- He started it, Margaret.

1647
01:25:05,203 --> 01:25:06,782
I need both of you
to get off each other.

1648
01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:09,508
- He won't let go of me!
- He's not letting go of me!

1649
01:25:09,609 --> 01:25:11,409
Oh! Oh.

1650
01:25:11,510 --> 01:25:14,279
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you
to stand back, okay?

1651
01:25:14,379 --> 01:25:15,982
Francis, don't call me
Margaret again.

1652
01:25:16,082 --> 01:25:17,415
I'm a officer of the law.

1653
01:25:23,956 --> 01:25:26,626
Oh! Honey, are you okay?

1654
01:25:26,726 --> 01:25:28,728
Oh, honey.

1655
01:25:33,498 --> 01:25:35,500
Were you two doing
bath salts out there?

1656
01:25:35,601 --> 01:25:38,771
- No.
- No. It's just been so weird since we've gotten here.

1657
01:25:38,871 --> 01:25:40,682
There's no power,
and our cell phones don't work.

1658
01:25:40,706 --> 01:25:42,374
And then China's
hacking our military.

1659
01:25:42,474 --> 01:25:45,811
And then I found my
daughter's inhaler in the car.

1660
01:25:45,911 --> 01:25:49,081
I'm a control freak. I got suspended
from work, too. There's a lot going on.

1661
01:25:49,180 --> 01:25:50,816
Okay, take it easy.
Take it easy.

1662
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:52,317
Everything is okay.

1663
01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:54,185
You guys just scared
yourselves out there.

1664
01:25:54,285 --> 01:25:56,088
This is an active
airspace over here,

1665
01:25:56,187 --> 01:25:58,000
so the sonar can interfere
with cell reception.

1666
01:25:58,024 --> 01:26:00,092
It's not the end of the world.

1667
01:26:00,191 --> 01:26:01,761
But I still have
to write up a report,

1668
01:26:01,861 --> 01:26:03,696
and there's some things
I can't figure out

1669
01:26:03,796 --> 01:26:06,699
like the comatose chicken and
the tampon taped to your head.

1670
01:26:06,799 --> 01:26:10,102
Oh! This is because
we didn't have band-aids.

1671
01:26:10,201 --> 01:26:12,170
We stole some from the store.

1672
01:26:12,270 --> 01:26:13,606
Paid for it.

1673
01:26:13,706 --> 01:26:15,373
- We did pay for...
- Shoplifted.

1674
01:26:15,473 --> 01:26:17,510
- First.
- Full disclosure.

1675
01:26:17,610 --> 01:26:19,186
- And then we paid for it.
- We paid for it. Didn't intend to.

1676
01:26:19,210 --> 01:26:21,514
And then the chicken,
she wanted to...

1677
01:26:21,614 --> 01:26:23,582
Well, I broke its leg,
and I thought we should...

1678
01:26:23,683 --> 01:26:25,651
Broke its leg.
And I said kill it.

1679
01:26:25,751 --> 01:26:28,954
Give it medicine every two
hours 'cause I wanted for it to OD.

1680
01:26:29,055 --> 01:26:31,033
- You want to unplug someone on life support.
- I thought it would better.

1681
01:26:31,057 --> 01:26:34,527
You don't want to prolong the inevitable.
Let's agree to disagree.

1682
01:26:35,561 --> 01:26:37,530
We should've killed it, anyway.

1683
01:26:37,630 --> 01:26:39,141
How did you end up
with Francis' chicken?

1684
01:26:39,165 --> 01:26:40,165
We were trespassing.

1685
01:26:40,231 --> 01:26:41,767
Stop admitting more crimes.

1686
01:26:41,867 --> 01:26:43,234
Okay.

1687
01:26:43,334 --> 01:26:45,771
- What is with all the drones?
- Oh, my God.

1688
01:26:45,871 --> 01:26:47,039
Yeah, there's a lot.

1689
01:26:47,139 --> 01:26:48,416
So this Google millionaire
came to town,

1690
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:50,776
opened up this place
called The Drone Zone.

1691
01:26:50,876 --> 01:26:53,311
He set up, like, 500 acres
of obstacle courses,

1692
01:26:53,411 --> 01:26:57,183
and apparently high school kids are
in something called drone squads.

1693
01:26:57,282 --> 01:26:59,585
Now in my day, in high school,

1694
01:26:59,685 --> 01:27:01,219
I was making out
behind the bleachers,

1695
01:27:01,319 --> 01:27:03,756
and I didn't do
any student activities.

1696
01:27:03,856 --> 01:27:05,191
Okay.

1697
01:27:05,290 --> 01:27:06,826
How did you guys
end up out here?

1698
01:27:06,926 --> 01:27:10,062
- His friend died.
- He was a great man,

1699
01:27:10,162 --> 01:27:13,999
and at his memorial service,
I was just inspired to...

1700
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,769
to reconnect us.

1701
01:27:16,869 --> 01:27:20,539
I wanted to go somewhere remote,
so we came out here,

1702
01:27:20,639 --> 01:27:23,441
and I thought it would help us
to get out of town

1703
01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:28,413
and find out what we are with
each other without distractions.

1704
01:27:30,549 --> 01:27:33,284
It was a great idea,
and I really needed it.

1705
01:27:33,384 --> 01:27:38,023
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1706
01:27:38,124 --> 01:27:41,493
So, hat's next?
Do we call a lawyer?

1707
01:27:41,594 --> 01:27:43,829
Well, Tampon Shakur,

1708
01:27:43,929 --> 01:27:45,306
I think you should
call your daughter.

1709
01:27:45,330 --> 01:27:46,397
- Oh, oh!
- Really?

1710
01:27:46,498 --> 01:27:47,809
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, thank you so much.

1711
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,434
- Oh, thank you, officer.
- Oh, God.

1712
01:27:49,535 --> 01:27:50,712
You're welcome. You're welcome.

1713
01:27:50,736 --> 01:27:52,138
Solid wordplay. Tampon Shakur.

1714
01:27:52,238 --> 01:27:55,007
- I don't care.
- Lizzie! Oh, honey.

1715
01:27:55,107 --> 01:27:57,308
<i>- Oh, we love you so much.
- Blizzard! How's grandma?</i>

1716
01:27:57,408 --> 01:28:00,112
- <i>Are you okay?</i>
- Everything's fine.

1717
01:28:00,212 --> 01:28:01,223
Well, we got cut off
the other day.

1718
01:28:01,247 --> 01:28:02,615
And then I got some voicemail

1719
01:28:02,715 --> 01:28:03,925
saying you guys
had to go to the hospital.

1720
01:28:03,949 --> 01:28:05,283
- What happened?
- Ask her.

1721
01:28:05,383 --> 01:28:07,294
Oh. Grandma made some
tomato soup and felt weird,

1722
01:28:07,318 --> 01:28:09,765
so we went to the hospital, and they
said her blood pressure's a little high,

1723
01:28:09,789 --> 01:28:11,157
but the medication
brought it down.

1724
01:28:11,257 --> 01:28:12,525
- I'm fine.
- What? What?

1725
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:14,359
No, they're fine.
They're fine. Tomato soup.

1726
01:28:14,459 --> 01:28:16,729
Okay. Tomato soup.

1727
01:28:16,829 --> 01:28:18,130
Ooh, grilled cheese.

1728
01:28:18,230 --> 01:28:20,232
Uh, are you okay?

1729
01:28:20,331 --> 01:28:22,300
Yes, sweetheart. Mommy's okay.

1730
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:26,404
- Everything's okay.
- Daddy's okay, too. We're okay.

1731
01:28:27,506 --> 01:28:29,775
I hope you like
small batch hot sauce.

1732
01:28:31,243 --> 01:28:32,878
What?

1733
01:28:44,190 --> 01:28:47,458
- I hate that fucking car.
- Mm-hmm.

1734
01:29:14,419 --> 01:29:16,722
<i>♪ Long time ago ♪</i>

1735
01:29:16,822 --> 01:29:20,860
<i>♪ I'ma go straight to the show ♪</i>

1736
01:29:23,996 --> 01:29:27,066
<i>Incoming call
from "It's Just Work."</i>

1737
01:29:29,134 --> 01:29:32,605
<i>♪ A new way to roll ♪</i>

1738
01:29:32,705 --> 01:29:34,540
<i>♪ Soon to doom us all ♪</i>

1739
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:38,043
<i>♪ But I got to let all that go ♪</i>

1740
01:29:38,143 --> 01:29:41,479
<i>♪ And just let it roll ♪</i>

1741
01:29:41,580 --> 01:29:43,015
<i>♪ Don't you know ♪</i>

1742
01:29:43,115 --> 01:29:46,352
Nice! Short, punchy, on brand.

1743
01:29:46,451 --> 01:29:47,953
Best version yet. I love it.

1744
01:29:48,053 --> 01:29:51,290
We love it, too.
Thanks for the great notes.

1745
01:29:51,389 --> 01:29:52,691
You guys did a wonderful job.

1746
01:29:52,791 --> 01:29:55,261
So, uh, have a great weekend,
get some rest,

1747
01:29:55,361 --> 01:29:58,564
and we'll talk soon, okay?
Bye-bye.

1748
01:29:58,664 --> 01:30:02,400
- Back in the saddle!
- I do love jingles.

1749
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:05,237
- You're good at them.
- Yeah, right?

1750
01:30:05,337 --> 01:30:06,505
Ha, ha!

1751
01:30:06,605 --> 01:30:08,574
Blizzard,
are you ready for this?

1752
01:30:08,674 --> 01:30:11,043
- Can we not?
- Oh, we're doing this.

1753
01:30:11,143 --> 01:30:12,410
It's so weird.

1754
01:30:12,511 --> 01:30:16,649
It really isn't.
It's totally normal.

1755
01:30:19,818 --> 01:30:22,154
Why do we have to do
this in the front yard?

1756
01:30:22,254 --> 01:30:24,890
Because last time,
the pizza guy couldn't find us.

1757
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:29,595
What are we gonna
do in here, anyway?

1758
01:30:29,695 --> 01:30:31,429
Mom brought games.

1759
01:30:31,530 --> 01:30:34,499
Checkers, dominos, Uno, Jenga.

1760
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:37,502
Mom, my phone has games.

1761
01:31:20,813 --> 01:31:24,383
<i>♪ You know I love you a lot ♪</i>

1762
01:31:24,482 --> 01:31:27,853
<i>♪ But I'm just
frightened to say ♪</i>

1763
01:31:27,953 --> 01:31:31,523
<i>♪ I'll give you all that I got ♪</i>

1764
01:31:31,623 --> 01:31:34,893
♪ But you just throw it away ♪

1765
01:31:34,994 --> 01:31:38,564
<i>♪ You know I love you a lot ♪</i>

1766
01:31:38,664 --> 01:31:42,034
<i>♪ But I'm just frightened
to say ♪</i>

1767
01:31:42,134 --> 01:31:45,537
<i>♪ I'll give you all that I got ♪</i>

1768
01:31:45,637 --> 01:31:48,874
♪ But you just throw it away ♪

1769
01:31:48,974 --> 01:31:52,745
<i>♪ You know I love you a lot ♪</i>

1770
01:31:52,845 --> 01:31:56,248
<i>♪ But I'm just frightened
to say ♪</i>

1771
01:31:56,348 --> 01:31:59,852
<i>♪ I'll give you all that I got ♪</i>

1772
01:31:59,952 --> 01:32:03,589
♪ But you just throw it away ♪

1773
01:32:03,689 --> 01:32:06,525
<i>♪ You know I love you a lot ♪</i>