[soft upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- That giraffe is, like, staring at me.
- Sorry.
[giraffe squeaks] [chuckles]
Daryl gets a little jealous. - Okay.
- I... [chuckles]
Needed...this.
- Me too. - Mm.
No, I mean,
we have been hooking up for the last five minutes,
and I haven't even thought about my dad once.
- Yeah, maybe we should keep not thinking about him?
[laughter] Come here.
[moans]
- What I mean to say is...
[sighs] This is a nice distraction.
You know, after living in heaviness for so long.
I could really use a grief vacation, if that makes sense.
- Oh, that makes sense.
And I'm happy to be your distraction...
multiple times if that's what it takes.
- Who's ready for "House Hunters?"
- Oh! - Oh, Max, you're in here.
What--it's great. Boys are allowed in here.
[chuckles]
I mean, you're a man, obviously, which is also great.
- Mom, do you think we could take a rain check on TV night?
- Of course, of course.
Uh, have some popcorn in case you work up an appetite...
[laughing] For--for whatever reason.
Okay, I'm just going to turn the TV up
so I can't hear anything.
I was never here. Bye.
[door closes]
- Um, so where were we?
- I think back in junior high?
- Okay, how about this?
Tomorrow we have a full-on romantic date night
at my apartment.
I'll head back there after work.
I'll make a perfectly below-average dinner,
and I'll put on whatever music...
[whispering] People listen to
when they have sexy time.
- No, never get a place near the highway!
- Yeah, date night at your place is gonna be awesome.
♪ ♪
- Ugh.
♪ ♪
- Hey, roomie. Top of the morning to you.
Why are you still looking at that PSP website?
- I like to see if there's any breakthroughs
in your father's disease, and--
- Mom, you know you're allowed
to take a break from that, right?
- I just don't know how to turn it off.
I mean, I have been trying to help
for the last year and a half,
and I don't know what to do with all that energy.
- We can start by doing this.
Now, can we talk about something else?
- Okay, did you and Max finally do it?
- It's not exactly the conversation I had in mind,
and can you just be a little less comfortable
talking about my sex life? [door opens, closes]
- Ooh, we talking about Zoey's sex life?
- Who was it? Max or Simon? Please say Simon.
- Oh, but I feel like Max has put in so much more time.
- This family needs better boundaries.
- [baby fusses] - Emily, where is your sister?
I thought she was already in town.
- What? Jenna's coming?
I haven't seen her since she danced
into the cake at your wedding.
- She is fun at parties. - Yes.
Jenna was supposed to get in last night,
but she hit a squirrel on the drive from Seattle,
and so she had to take it to an animal hospital...
where she vibed with an orderly named Leon
and told me she wanted to see where it goes.
So I just told her to come over whenever.
[doorbell rings] - Where is my nephew?
Okay, I need to see his smushy face now!
- I'm guessing that's her.
- Hey!
Okay, I got everyone breakfast burritos.
Well, everyone except Miles,
I'm pretty sure he's not on solids yet, right?
- Yeah, that's correct.
I think burritos really are a three-month thing.
- Jenna, you made it!
- I would've been here sooner, but I had to stop
at my favorite taquería in the Mission first.
It is super authentic. Hope y'all like tripe.
- Mmm, sounds delicious.
[Bell Biv DeVoe's "Poison"]
- ♪ Girl, I must warn you ♪
♪ I sense something strange in my mind ♪
♪ Yeah, situation is serious ♪
♪ Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time ♪
♪ It's, oh, so beautiful ♪
♪ Relationships they seem from the start ♪
- [mouths words] - ♪ Yeah, mm-hmm ♪
♪ It's all so deadly ♪
♪ When love is not together from the heart ♪
♪ Mm-hmm, check it out ♪
♪ It's driving me out of my mind ♪
♪ That's why it's hard for me to find ♪
♪ Can't get it out of my head ♪
♪ Miss her, kiss her, love her ♪
- Make yourself at home, Jenna.
- Wrong move, you're dead.
♪ That girl is poison ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪
♪ That girl is poison ♪
- I'm gonna take my burrito to go.
I have to head into work early 'cause I have a thing tonight.
Nice to see you, Jenna.
[whispering] I would watch out for those two.
[soft upbeat music]
- Okay, so, just to recap
our plan of attack on the restaurant,
I will get cracking on a program
that links all the major food-delivery apps,
and you can start thinking about front-of-house stuff,
like decor, cocktail menu,
and how we present things like lo mein, seafood towers,
and loaded nachos all on the same table.
- Done, done, done, and done, but now I really want nachos.
- Okay, great.
So the last thing we need to do for now
is just sign a contract to make this whole thing official.
- Oh, but, baby, we don't need to do that.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
It's just a basic 50/50 partnership agreement.
I downloaded it for free online.
It's, like, four sentences long.
I even found a typo in it.
- Ooh, I'm sorry, but, you know,
I can't be locked down.
It really limits my freedom. [cell phone buzzing]
- What? Oh, no, no, no, I'm not trying to limit you.
I'm just trying to be professional.
I thought you were excited about the idea
of working on this together. - I am.
I'm just like a little bird who can't be locked in a cage.
And speaking of this little bird,
this little bird needs some fresh air
and a smoothie-- I'll be back.
Ooh, maybe I'll go get some shoes,
get a new handbag, get my nails done,
get my hair done.
- What?
[elevator bell dings]
- Hello, Max.
Just wanted to leave you a quick message
to let you know I came in early to motivate the troops
so we can all be out by 5:00 and have sex.
Well, we'll be having sex.
The others I can almost guarantee will not.
Here's hoping my first day as boss will be smooth sailing.
- Flip it! [people cheering]
- Flip it!
[overlapping excited chatter]
- Hey, there we go!
[people cheer]
- How great was that?
- We're friends now. [giggles]
- Morning, team.
Why is this a good use of company time?
- Zoey, can we have a quick executive sidebar?
So I know it might seem like we're wasting time,
but I'm just letting them blow off some steam.
Studies show it helps with productivity.
- Well, I'm glad you're embracing your new role
as team manager, Leif, but, uh, how does a game
called "Nut Punch" help with productivity?
- Yeah, I'll try and get them to focus.
- Great. I believe in you.
And if we finish our work quickly,
we can all go home early tonight.
♪ ♪
- Morning, boss.
- That's right.
I am technically your boss, too.
Doesn't mean you get special treatment.
I am going to ride you so hard--
No, that came out wrong.
- Um, have you checked social media lately?
Because the new Sprqpoint Watch update is blowing up.
- That's amazing.
Congrats to you and the marketing team.
- No, not in a good way. I mean literally blowing up.
- [screaming] My watch is on fire!
- That's so far away.
How do we know he's wearing a Sprqpoint--
- My Sprqpoint Watch Model 3 Edition
is burning my frickin' wrist off!
♪ ♪
- Wow.
We are...
[electric guitar chord]
[cell phone blooping]
[soft upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Sorry.
I just have to send a quick...
totally business-related text.
So, as you may be aware,
I am the new boss of the fourth floor.
So away we go.
Something is causing our watch batteries to overheat
while people are wearing them.
Right now it's just a few cases,
but we need to fix this fast.
So, Leif, do you think that it has something to do
with the software update that went out yesterday?
- Um, well, I mean, technically,
it could have something to do with the update,
but it could also be a hardware issue
or a third-party app.
I mean, Mercury's in retrograde.
- Why does Mercury in retrograde
have anything to with over--
- Hey, hey, can you see me?
Am I glitching? I feel like I'm glitching.
- Hi, Danny Michael Davis. What a surprise.
You look great.
House arrest really becomes you.
- Yeah, if you could see this bulky ankle bracelet,
you'd know that things have been pretty rough
for me right now.
[inhales deeply]
Ahh.
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your meeting.
I know I'm not legally allowed to run the company right now,
but there's nothing stopping me from offering a little advice
as a friend of the court,
who has a controlling ownership of everything.
Now, assuming the programmers will have a fix soon
for this literal watch meltdown,
we need to start coming up with a way
to spin this to the media. Any ideas?
- Danny, it's your boy Tobin Batra
coming at you from programming.
What if we claim their video is a deepfake?
Then we make our own deepfake videos
of all of our competitors' watches,
completely confusing the entire marketplace?
Okay, get out, Tobin.
- What?
- No, no, sorry.
Zoey, I advise you to kick Tobin out.
- Would you like to get out, Tobin?
- Okay.
Excuse me. Pardon--pardon me.
- Uh, anyone else? - Here's a thought, team.
Maybe we can frame this as a problem of overreach.
Like, in an effort to make up for our past transgressions,
we overloaded the new Sprqpoint Watch
with updates that are impressive and free,
but we will quickly resolve this issue,
and it will not stop us
from overdelivering to all of our customers.
- Who said that? Zoey, move me.
Now, Zoey, like, right now. - Oh.
- Move me.
[cart wheels squeaking]
Oh, there he is. My main man, Sampson.
- Simon. - Even better.
You are officially the new PR spokesperson for Sprqpoint.
- Okay.
My expertise is in marketing, but I did intern--
- S-Dog, you got the yes.
Not sure why we're still talking.
♪ ♪
[keys clacking]
[notification chimes]
♪ ♪
- After moving from Santa Fe to Seattle and, like,
struggling to find my way through the body-art movement,
which is, like, surprisingly political,
I finally found a great life coach who got me to, like,
such a good place mentally that we started dating.
- Wait, that guy Zander was your life coach?
Isn't that a professional no-no?
- Apparently not for Zander.
He left me two months ago for his own life coach.
But he did help me realize that I have so much love to give.
And who better to give it to than my little sister
and her stupidly cute baby?
- And we so appreciate it.
It's just... I only got about, like,
two hours of sleep last night, and this is my one time to--
- Jenna, you've got to see this.
I've got some flowers blooming in my greenhouse
that are otherworldly.
- Oh, my God, I am so down.
Okay, I'll tell you about Zander--
And she's already out.
♪ ♪
[keys clacking]
[indistinct chatter]
- You can beat George.
You can do this. You got this.
No, you got this, dude.
- Leif. - Focus.
- I am heading out.
I have a meeting that has been rescheduled many times.
So you sure you got this?
- Yeah, totally. Never been more focused.
- I can't! I can't do it anymore, man!
[people cheer and groan]
- Yes! [laughs]
Yes! None of you believed in my abilities
or my inhuman pain threshold, but I'm the champion!
- "Fire Wrist"?
Did you seriously make a game
out of the very thing you're supposed to fix?
- Well, we figured out how to simulate the overheating issue,
and what started out as a very legitimate test
kind of, sort of completely turned into a game.
But they promised me they'd focus after the final round.
- Just put the scoreboard away and fix it.
- Yeah, I can and will. Birders' oath.
[pad beeps, elevator bell dings]
- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay. Excuse me.
♪ ♪
- Wow.
Looks like she wants to get out of here faster than we do.
- Just got a big night planned, like, very big,
like, several years in the making big.
I'll stop talking now.
- You're the new boss of the fourth floor, right?
- Sure am. And you're coders on five?
all: Yep.
- And I don't think I've ever been in the elevator
with three other female programmers before.
We must be breaking some sort of record.
- It's true, you don't see many of us in the wild,
which is why, as a gender, we must stick together,
and-- [elevator bell dings]
Ooh, got to go! Sex!
[both chuckling]
Um, you probably can't tell,
but this meal is just very tastefully presented takeout.
- Seriously?
You mean you didn't prepare
this tofu pad see ew and chicken larb?
[chuckling]
It is all very nice,
minus the terrible smell and the below-arctic temperature.
Have you really not been back here since your--
- No, and there's definitely a dead thing in the microwave.
[muffled opera music playing]
Uh-oh.
Mo's playing opera music. That's never a good sign.
- Yeah, there's a decent chance that might be because of me.
- Oh, what happened? - It was super weird.
One minute, we were having fun talking about ideas,
and then the next, he just shut down on me.
But, hey, let's forget it.
This is our night. Let's just focus on each other.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
- That's really loud, isn't it?
- Yeah, I think your mom's house
might have been better, honestly.
- Okay, I will be right back.
I mean, does he have to sing along?
[pounding on door]
♪ ♪
- Hey, are you back in your place?
- I'm not--I mean, I am, but just for the night.
Is something wrong?
- What makes you say that?
- You're blasting opera music, and the last time you did that
was when "Will and Grace" got canceled again.
- Well, if it happens twice, shame on me, but I'm fine.
All is good, and now that I know
that you're here, I'll turn the music down.
♪ ♪
- Are you sure everything's okay?
Max might have mentioned
that things didn't go super smoothly today.
- Not your problem. Sorry for the noise, really.
♪ ♪
[Sam Smith's "Too Good at Goodbyes"]
- ♪ You must think that I'm stupid ♪
♪ You must think that I'm a fool ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You must think that I'm new to this ♪
♪ But I have seen this all before ♪
♪ But every time you hurt me ♪
♪ The less that I cry ♪
♪ Every time you leave me, the quicker these tears dry ♪
♪ And every time you walk out, the less I love you ♪
♪ Baby, we don't stand a chance ♪
♪ It's sad, but it's true ♪
♪ I'm way too good at goodbyes ♪
♪ I'm way too good ♪
♪ At goodbyes ♪
♪ No way that you see me cry ♪
♪ I'm way too good ♪
♪ At goodbyes ♪
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ I'm way to good at goodbyes ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ I'm way too good ♪
♪ At goodbyes ♪
♪ No way that you'll see me cry ♪
♪ I'm way too good ♪
♪ At goodbyes ♪
♪ ♪
Do you need anything else?
Okay, bye. Enjoy your night.
[soft upbeat music]
- Hard to imagine that happening now.
- Okay.
I don't know what went on with you and Mo,
but he just sang to me,
and I felt a lot of inner turmoil there.
- What? This is crazy.
All I did was ask him to sign a basic partnership agreement.
- Well, that must have triggered something major
because he's ready to say goodbye,
and apparently he's quite good at that.
- Goodbye? To what--to me?
Our friendship? The whole restaurant?
- I don't know, Max, but he's in a really bad place.
- [sighs]
Anyway, want to do it?
- Very much so. Come here.
[muffled opera music playing]
♪ ♪
I'm sorry.
Um, it's just that singing is very emotional and intense.
I know it sounds really lame,
but I kind of want our first time to be special.
- Oh, I mean...
I do, too.
Special and soon. - Yes.
- Okay, I'll tell you what-- I'm going to do some digging,
and I'm going to find out what's going on with Mo,
and then I'm going to rent us a cabin deep in the woods
so that nobody can stop us...
[whispering] From doing the nasty.
♪ ♪
[soft upbeat music]
[cell phone blooping]
♪ ♪
- Sprqpoint is really cutting corners, huh?
Note the disproportionate amount
of chocolate-coconut ones.
You know they got those on discount.
- Well, I am a nut for coconut.
You can use that in a press release if you want.
- Yeah, what I'd really love is to report
some good news about the Sprqpoint Watch
to the media.
What are the odds we'll have a fix on that soon?
- I would think pretty high.
[Chris Isaak's "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing"]
♪ ♪
[together] ♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing, baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ You ever love someone so much ♪
♪ You thought your little heart was gonna break in two? ♪
♪ I didn't think so ♪
♪ You ever tried with all your heart and soul ♪
♪ To get your lover back to you? ♪
♪ I want to hope so ♪
♪ You ever pray with all your heart and soul ♪
♪ Just to watch her walk away? ♪
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing, and I feel like crying ♪
♪ Oh, I feel like crying ♪
♪ ♪
[together] ♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Actually, don't get your hopes up too high.
Leif?
Quick exec sidebar in my office when you have a sec?
[soft upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Thank you for babysitting me
these last couple of days, Maggie.
- What? I'm not babysitting you.
- It's fine.
Emily used to make David run interference with me, too.
- Oh, no, I'm sure it's not like that.
They're both just exhausted right now.
Having a newborn is really, really hard.
- I know, that's why I came down here--to help out.
But it's like every nice thing I try to do for them,
it's not the Emily way.
- You're talking about those tripe burritos,
aren't you? - Yeah.
I probably should have picked a different protein,
but mistakes were made.
It's just--it's not easy
being Emily Kang's big sister.
She's always ten steps ahead, no matter what.
- Well, Jenna, if you truly want to be helpful,
think about what Emily really needs.
I mean, she's with Miles all day long,
and her husband's going through a lot
of his own stuff right now,
so what would make her life better right now?
- A really long vacation,
Swedish massage by two Swedish men,
copious amounts of illicit drugs?
- All good suggestions, um, but let's--let's keep walking.
Maybe we can think of a few more.
- [laughs] Okay.
- So any more insight
into what might have happened with the watch?
- Um, no, not really.
We're just going app by app, checking for any coding errors.
- Cool, cool...
'cause you could always tell me
if you were ever feeling...
guilty or bad.
Bad, bad, bad.
- Yeah, okay, um...
I know exactly why the watches malfunction
because it was my fault.
I rushed through the update without doing
a proper safety check.
'Cause, see, I wanted to stay on schedule
to prove how great of a manager I was,
but the guys won't listen to me.
So I gave up on them,
and I took on the entire project myself.
And now they all know that this is my screwup
because I'm just a bad manager, I guess.
- Listen, it is great that you want to do a good job.
And it's also perfectly normal to make mistakes along the way.
If you remember, I was--
- An awful manager for the first few months, yeah.
- Gonna say "weeks."
But beating yourself up isn't helping anybody.
It's just wasting time that we don't have.
So promise not to make the same mistake twice.
Dust off your slim-fitting chinos
and keep moving forward.
- Okay, thank you.
They're a skinny cut taper.
♪ ♪
[cell phone chimes]
[cell phone bloops]
♪ ♪
[soft pop music playing]
- I feel ridiculous.
The last time I wore this much makeup, I was three,
and David wanted me to look like one of his dolls.
- If you don't stop talking, little woman,
I'm going to have to let you leave without proper blending.
- I wonder if Max would like this look on me.
- Mm.
- What do you think?
- Mm. - Because even if he didn't,
I'm sure we could talk it out, come to some mutual compromise,
because if there's one thing I know about Max,
he is very reasonable. - Mm.
- About the look...
Of my makeup. - You know what?
You didn't come here for a makeover.
You came to be Max's spy, didn't you, Red Sparrow?
- I'm sorry.
It's just--he told me that when he mentioned the idea
of you guys signing a contract, it seemed to really spook you.
- I've just had a problem with partnerships in the past,
and seeing the contract really just brought up
some unhappy memories for me.
- But if this is about trust, I can assure you
that Max is the most loyal guy that I've ever met.
Like, inadvisably loyal.
Seriously, he should have been over me months ago.
- Enough. You took advantage of makeover night,
the most sacred of all nights, and because of that,
there is no recovery, so get out.
Girl, I don't care that you look like Rafiki.
Get out.
♪ ♪
- We really don't have to do this.
I mean, Mo is being totally irrational.
If he's going to be this way,
maybe I should just go back to one of my old ideas.
There's got to be one in there somewhere.
- I'm sorry, but the thought of my two best friends
working together is too good
to just let you both give up on it.
Plus, sex, so...
- Yeah.
- Hi, there, since you guys
are having trouble trusting each other,
I thought maybe you could try some team-building exercises
we did at work.
I have...
a whole binder of activities that you guys could--
Wait, wait, wait!
What if I let you do
a full head-to-toe makeover on me later?
I won't say a word the entire time,
and you can have your way with me.
- Can I burn all your sweaters?
- Sure. - No.
- Fine, but I don't do trust falls.
- Yeah, no, me neither.
I don't trust them.
- Have fun.
[soft upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Leif? Leif?
Leif!
Did you really pull an all-nighter?
- Uh, yeah, yeah. We all did.
But, hey, you know, the watch is fixed.
- Well, that's good. You fixed it.
- Well, you know, between, uh, rounds of office chair racing
and Extreme Marker Jousting,
I managed to get the team to focus.
But it will not stay that way for long.
It's like a frat house.
- Yeah, Tobin does really seem in his element.
- One, two, three! Coffee creamer, go!
- Go!
- Yeah, they invented a new game.
It's just called Cranberry Leif.
It's just where they throw dried cranberries at me.
- Well, if you'll remember, they used to play Snowy on Zoey
with packing peanuts.
- Yeah, that was a fun one.
- Enough.
It has been hours and hours,
and it feels like torture.
- Well, to be fair, we have taken a coffee break,
a lunch break, and there was one time
you just ignored me for 45 minutes.
- I'm sorry, Max, I can't do this
without my crystal ball.
I can't commit to any of this.
- Okay, can we just try one more exercise?
- Fine.
Two truths and a lie. - Oh, great, I love this one.
Okay, I'll go first.
One, I once got into a street fight when I--
- That's the lie. Are we done? - Can you just let me finish?
It could be any one of them. - I don't think it can.
- Two, I may have started hooking up with our friend.
- Two, I'm well aware of that.
- Three, after 31 years on this Earth,
I have never once heard my father say
"I'm proud of you."
- Oh.
You want to go there? Okay.
- Nothing else worked, so...
- [sighs]
In my early 20s, I started a jeans company
with my best friend, Zora.
The night before our first meeting,
I took all of our designs, and I changed them.
Then after steamrolling him and all of his ideas,
I sidelined him in the meeting, cutting him out of the deal,
all because I thought I could do it all on my own,
and I didn't want anyone standing in my way.
- Zora and I had been best friends since junior high,
and I haven't spoken to him in six years--
all for a company that didn't go anywhere.
- And what's your number two?
- That is why I can't sign this contract, Max.
It has nothing to do with me trusting you,
but everything to do with me trusting myself,
knowing that deep down inside me, I am so good
at saying goodbye to anyone that stands in my way,
just like that.
- It sounds like you have a lot of guilt
about what happened with you and Zora.
I mean, that's got to be worth something.
- That's because he didn't deserve to be treated that way.
And the last thing I want to do is to drive you away, too.
- Mo, that's not going to happen.
I mean, every relationship is always a risk,
and whatever problem we have, we can work out--
contract or not.
And if you do decide to screw me over,
I will sic that redheaded neighbor on you,
and you do not want her fury.
- [breathes deeply]
[cell phone chimes, bloops]
Oh, um, I got to go.
[knock at door] Zoey!
Hey, Zoey, are you okay?
Hey, is everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm fine.
But I do need your help with something.
- Okay.
- How'd it go with you and Mo?
- Great, I think we made some real progress today.
Wait, is there not an SOS?
Because I thought something was very wrong.
I got out of my Uber
and basically ran across the bridge to get here.
- Well, I hope you're not too tired for this.
[soft music]
My mom and Jenna gave David and Emily the night off,
and they're watching the baby at their place,
which means the house is ours.
No more interruptions.
- Wait, wait, quick question--um...
what did you do with the giraffe?
- Don't worry. I hid him in the closet.
You're safe.
- Thank you.
- Maybe it's a bit much,
but I wanted it to be romantic.
I wanted to go big or go-- I am home, but you get it.
- Did you make that swan yourself?
- I might have gone to origami camp
in middle school...
between hooking up with guys. - Mm-hmm.
- Anyway, you want some champagne?
- Sure.
[glasses clink]
[both chuckle]
- Okay, so...
we're doing this. - We are. We are doing this.
Uh, so, on the off chance that we might have found ourselves
back in this situation,
I've been working on a way to block heart songs
from popping into my head and ruining the moment.
- Oh.
Do you have a tinfoil hat? - Better.
I found a very open-minded therapist in Berkeley
who gave me some strategies.
All should be very good and normal.
- Great. - Yeah.
Then lose the top, mister.
[soft music]
♪ ♪
["Take Me Out to the Ball Game"]
- ♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪
♪ I don't care if I never get back ♪
- Did your therapist's strategy have something to do
with America's favorite pastime?
- Okay, good, that's what you're supposed to be hearing.
That means it's working.
Yeah, I know it's totally an odd soundtrack for intimacy,
but I picked a completely random and neutral song
just to displace any other emotions.
- So you're literally thinking about baseball?
Okay, I can roll with that.
- ♪ Let me root, root, root ♪
♪ For the home team ♪
♪ If they don't win, it's a shame ♪
♪ 'Cause it's-- ♪
♪ Close your eyes, make a wish ♪
♪ And blow out the candlelight ♪
♪ For tonight is just your night ♪
♪ We're gonna celebrate ♪
♪ All through the night ♪
- Max.
- Another song just snuck in there, did it not?
- Yes, but if it makes you feel any better, it was very smooth.
- No, it does not make me feel any better.
Come on, Max, you trained for this.
All right, you know what? I can do this.
I just need to pick a lane. [chuckles]
I got to get out of my head or, honestly, more in my head.
Either way, I just have to decide.
- It's fine, just relax. It's not a big deal.
- No, no, no, I can do this.
Let's just power through it...
in a sexy way.
["Take Me Out to the Ball Game"]
- ♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
♪ Buy me some-- ♪
♪ Pour the wine, light the fire ♪
♪ Girl, your wish is my command ♪
♪ I submit to your demands ♪
♪ I will do any-- ♪
♪ Peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪
♪ I don't care if I never-- ♪
♪ Make love to you like you want me to ♪
♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪
♪ Baby, all through the night ♪
♪ I'll make love to you when you-- ♪
♪ Root, root, root for the-- ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ I'll make love to you when you want me to ♪
♪ And I will not let go till you tell me to ♪
♪ Oh, girl... ♪
♪ If they don't win, it's a shame ♪
♪ For it's one, two, three strikes-- ♪
- Time-out! - I know, I know.
I'm still singing two songs, right?
- There's a little bit
of a Jekyll and Hyde situation going on.
- Man, I paid good money to that guy, too.
- Listen...
I don't care what songs are coming out of you.
- But I do.
I really just wanted us both to be in the moment, you know?
To give you that grief vacation you've been wanting so badly
without having you hear every single thought
running through my head.
It's like there's no way
for it to not ruin this entire experience.
- I actually feel the exact opposite.
Knowing what's going on inside your head
makes me feel closer to you.
- Well, it makes me feel like you've got
this endless insight into me, while I've got...
nothing.
- You want to know what's going on
inside my head right now?
- Yeah.
[tender music]
♪ ♪
- I'm excited...
and a little nervous, but I'm mostly excited,
because it's not just about being with anyone.
It's about being with you...
my best friend.
And whatever happens...
we're in this together, okay?
- Okay.
[Kelly Clarkson's "A Moment Like This"]
♪ ♪
♪ What if I told you ♪
♪ It was all meant to be? ♪
♪ Would you believe me? ♪
♪ Would you agree? ♪
- ♪ It's almost that feeling ♪
♪ That we've met before ♪
♪ So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy ♪
- What are you doing? - I am duetting with you.
I know this one, and I feel the same way.
♪ ♪
- ♪ When I tell you love has come here and now ♪
♪ A moment like this ♪
- ♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
♪ For a moment like this ♪
- ♪ Some people search forever ♪
♪ For that one special kiss ♪
- ♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ It's happening to me ♪
both: ♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
♪ For a moment ♪
♪ Like this ♪
♪ ♪
- Ah, it was just incredible.
Dinner at an actual restaurant, a full night's sleep--
I mean, we actually almost feel like normal people again.
- I still can't believe
Jenna pulled off the 3:00 a.m. feeding.
- Oh, I literally had to pry her eyelids open at one point,
but she came through, didn't she?
- Big-time, yeah-- very unlike her.
It's almost as if someone put her up to it or something.
- Be honest.
Giving us the night off was your idea, wasn't it?
- I might have had to help a little bit,
but it was a collaborative effort.
She's trying.
- Yeah, listen, I-I do appreciate my sister.
It's just--she's a lot.
But I'm very thankful that you've been helping her.
- I have been in help mode for so long,
it's pretty much the only thing I know how to do right now.
- Just don't be too charmed by her.
Jenna can be the most fun person on Earth,
but right when you think you're on top of the world together,
the ground shifts, and you're left cleaning up the mess.
[footsteps approaching]
- Good morning, everyone. - Hello, Maggie.
David and Emily, nice to see you always.
- Maxwell, would you like some cereal?
- Thank you, Zoey. That'd be lovely.
- Okay, so, uh, is anyone gonna bring up what happened,
obviously, last night, or are we all just gonna sit around
trading knowing looks in silence?
- We are going to say nothing
because Zoey already told us
how she feels about that kind of talk.
- And we're not gonna embarrass her or Max.
We are better than that. - Since when?
- Thank you, Mom and Emily,
for showing admirable restraint.
- It's important that the women in your life keep you in line.
- And well-behaved. - That is so true.
Men are the worst.
I mean, without women,
the world would be like one endless frat house.
[soft upbeat music]
- Will you guys excuse me?
I have to go handle something at work
that I should've taken care of years ago.
- Sure. - I'll call you later.
- You know, if she weren't my sister,
I'd totally high-five you right now.
- [chuckles] - Seriously, don't hurt her.
Huh? No.
♪ ♪
- So do you want to do the honors?
- No, you're their boss. All you.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
If I could have everyone's attention...
Since taking over as team manager,
I haven't exactly loved the dynamics around here,
so Zoey and I have decided it's time
to change things up a bit.
With that in mind,
I'd like to introduce a few new members to our group.
- I don't get it.
Why do these programmers look like girls?
- Oh, we're playing a new game today.
It's called "Find Your Seats on the Fifth Floor."
- I don't know.
That sounds like a terrible name for a game.
- Huh. Jared, Gabe, Kevin,
HR's already been notified of your transfers.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Gabe.
Hey, man, um, what are you-- what are you doing?
We're called "the brogrammers" for a reason.
- Not anymore.
McKenzie, Yasmeen, Cass, welcome to the fourth floor.
- Okay, I don't know about Extreme Marker Jousting,
but I'm down to play Nut Punch.
Who wants to go first?
♪ ♪
[pop music]
- Uh-huh, look at that.
I found that second typo you were talking about,
and you are right.
This is the least intimidating contract ever.
- Whoo-whoo!
Finally!
I am so happy for you guys.
The world better expect big things.
- Wait a minute. I just realized something.
- Oh, no, what?
- Today I got into bed with both of my friends.
- [muffled] I don't like the sound of that.
- I feel dirty now. - What? It's a metaphor.
- It makes me want to scratch you
with these fake nails that Mo glued on me.
- Mm-mm, don't do that. Those things are a work of art.
And we haven't even done your photo shoot yet.
So come on. - My what?
- [muffled] Photo shoot. - Oh.
- I didn't agree to that. - Yes, you did.
Smile. - Fashion spread.
- Oh, it's a selfie. Smile. Let's do it up here.
- Is it bad that I think I like this version of you better?
- Yeah, definitely.
- Posh Spice, Baby Spice. - Hey, I want...
- Victoria Beckham.