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Well, we did it.

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It took three geniuses and 16 years,

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but we finally got our first
call to the principal's office.

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Mm.

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Being here really brings back memories.

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I almost feel like that class-skipping,

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whippet-doing 16-year-old again.

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Yeah. Now you're just the work-skipping,

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whippet-doing mom of
a boy who gets bullied.

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Honestly, I'm surprised

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it took Marc this long to get picked on.

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I mean, he's a weird, gifted kid

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in an Atlantic City public school.

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I wonder what finally did him in?

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Oh. Could have been a hundred things.

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I mean, he says, "Good morrow."

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He's a vocal advocate
for thyroid health.

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He runs like his arms are trying
to get away from his torso.

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Yes. Yes.

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Mr. and Mrs. Bennett?

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Oh, my God. Sweetie, are you okay?

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Who did this to you?
Just give me a name.

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Kids fall off the
jungle gym all the time.

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No, I think you both misunderstood.

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Marc wasn't the victim.
He was the bully.

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No. No, that can't be right.

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I mean, Marc couldn't hurt anybody.

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Last night, he got trapped
under his weighted blanket.

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Technically, it was just a top sheet.

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Marc didn't use his fists.

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He has a way of making people
who aren't as bright as him

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feel inferior.

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Sweetie, you can't make
fun of other kids

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because they're not as smart as you.

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Actually, the victim wasn't a student.

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You didn't tell me he
was going to be here.

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Marc bullied his teacher?

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No. I simply correct him
when he is wrong.

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Which is all the time.

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He has repeatedly undermined me.

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I've lost the respect
of the whole class.

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You lost that yourself when
you said you went to Dartmouth.

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It's an Ivy!

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Sweetie, you can't treat
your teacher like this.

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You have to apologize.

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All I did was tell the truth.

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Apologizing would be lying.

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Connie, you promised
you'd make him stop.

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Connie can't help you now.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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I can't believe Marc
bullied his teacher.

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Brains and cruelty?

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I may have finally found a running mate.

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I talked to him about it;
he wasn't trying to be a bully.

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I think he's just acting
out because he's bored

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and not being challenged at school.

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You know, you guys acted out,
too, but in different ways.

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Like when you grew human
ears on the backs of mice

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so you could "play God."

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Funny story,
most of those mice went insane.

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This is a problem.

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I don't know how we can keep
sending Marc to that school.

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So, send him to ours.

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They'll accept anyone
related to me sight unseen.

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We can't afford a third
kid in private school.

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Money doesn't just grow on the
backs of mice like ears, Nicole.

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If he's bored, can't you just
skip him a few grades

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so he'll be more challenged?

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Oh, he is not emotionally
mature enough for that.

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And how's he gonna reach the urinals?

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I guess he could stand back and arc it.

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What about sending
Marc to Marlboro Charter?

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They have a gifted program.

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Jason Berger went there after
our school kicked him out

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for using the robotics
lab to build a girlfriend.

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Oh, we have dinner with them on the 24th

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to celebrate their anniversary.

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What's Marlboro Charter?
Sounds expensive.

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No, it's free.

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It's like a public school
with a specialized...

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He stopped listening after "free."

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I stopped listening after you
said you have a dinner date

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with a pervert and his robot girlfriend.

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From what he says, she's the pervert.

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And we think Marlboro
Charter's gifted program

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would be perfect for Marc.

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He wrote his first
concerto when he was four

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and then self-published a magazine

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that gave it a rave review.

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Well, it's quite impressive.

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And while my little academic sandbox

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is open to all qualified
children in the district,

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I'm concerned about Marc's
history of bullying.

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I understand.

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But that was just a one-time thing.

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The class is a little slow for him,

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so he's bored and acting out.

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Interesting. "He's
bored and acting out."

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Tell me, was that also your excuse

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back when you bullied me?

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Uh... I'm sorry, when I...?

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I could tell you didn't recognize me.

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Ventnor High, we graduated together?

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Oh, my God! Yes, yes, of course.

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Dr. Walker. How are you?

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You were the architect

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of the most humiliating
moment of my life.

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Well, how have you been since then?

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I can't believe Marc's
bullying was a one-time thing.

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The apple rarely
falls far from the tree.

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Are you kidding me?

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That apple fell so far from the tree,

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I wouldn't believe it's our apple

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if I didn't see the tree
push it out with my own eyes.

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Marlboro appreciates your interest.

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I'll pass Marc's application
on to my colleague.

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Well, thank you both for your time.

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Well, there goes any shot
of getting into Marlboro.

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That guy really hates you.

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I mean, that shredder was brand-new.

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I feel like he bought it
just for that meeting.

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I don't even know what
he was talking about.

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I wasn't a bully in high school.

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I played a few pranks.

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I was voted class clown.

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Sure, but clowns aren't always funny.

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I mean, the most popular ones
terrorize Gotham

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or live in the sewer and eat children.

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Hey.

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How did it go at the school?

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Uh, great, buddy. Yeah.
We-we should hear soon.

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I'm hopeful it works out.

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Did you see that?

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I've never seen him that
amped up about anything.

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Yeah.

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I know. I got to fix things with Walker.

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So we'll-we'll just
call him and apologize.

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That's perfect.

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Except for I have no idea who
he is or what I did to him.

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I got to figure this out.

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Someone has to remember him.

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I don't remember him.

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Wait. Was this the guy

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you stapled into the mascot outfit?

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- No, that was John Norwood.
- Oh.

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What about the dude whose deodorant

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you switched for spray glue?

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Ryan Farley.

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And how was I supposed to know
he sprayed deodorant down there?

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Who does that?

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- What?
- No one.

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That's crazy.

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Okay, okay... Oh!

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What was the name of the flat-assed guy

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you shoved into the
locker during homecoming?

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Oh-oh-oh, oh. Uh, uh, his name was Mike.

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Mike Bennett. She married him.

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You know, the more we
talk about all the stuff I did,

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it sounds more mean than fun.

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Was I just a bully in high school?

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No... no, babe.

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You just... you did some...

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cruel things at the expense
of other people's confidence

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in their white jean collection.

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Wow, Mike. You found the only thing

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that a white guy can't get away with.

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So Walker was right.

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I am the jerk tree,

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and Marc is the apple that
didn't fall far from me.

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Maybe you were a tree on the jerky side,

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but you're a different person now.

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Pancake-Ass is right.

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Why don't you just show this
Walker guy that you changed.

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Uh, invite him over
for dinner or something.

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Yeah, or do what you did to us:

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invite him over for beer and pizza,

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and then talk about stuff
he can't even contribute to

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because he went to a
different high school, Kay!

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All right, you know what?
Let's give it a try.

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We'll roll out the red carpet.

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Oh! Was Walker the guy
you rolled in that carpet?

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No-no-no-no-no.
Uh, buh-buh-buh-buh, also me.

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Walker just e-mailed back.

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He is in for dinner tomorrow.

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But he said his
"girlfriend" can't make it.

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Weirdly, he's the one who
put "girlfriend" in quotes.

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Great. Did he mention
any food allergies?

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'Cause we throw a
couple nuts in his salad,

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next thing you know,
we're saving his life

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and he owes us.

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- Ha!
- Oh. Hey, buddy.

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What did we say about you and lurking?

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Don't get caught.

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Maybe now's a good time
to talk to your apple.

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Hey, sweetie.

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Here. Sit.

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You know,

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I've been thinking
about all the stuff I did

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when I was in school,
and you know what I realized?

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It is never okay to bully.

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- Well, actually...
- I hate when they start

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sentences like that.

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I recently read an article that I wrote

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that highlights the
sociopolitical benefits

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of diminishing the weakest among us.

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From an evolutionary standpoint,
ineptitude should be ridiculed,

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as to discourage that
trait from the species.

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Does everything have to
be a nature documentary?

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Just be kind to people,
even if they're dumber than you.

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So, based on that premise,

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I should be extra nice to Brian.

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What a beautiful
sentiment from my brilliant

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and symmetrically-featured sister.

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In case your lackluster
intelligence isn't following,

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it is I who am being nice because...

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because of what Mom said.

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Interesting.

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They're being nice to be mean.

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No, no-no-no-no-no, don't learn this.

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Guys, niceness is not a weapon, okay?

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It makes the world a better place,

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and also, it's
a great way to hedge your bet

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in case there really is a heaven.

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So just put your egos
aside and-and just,

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you know... be good.

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Forever.

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Yes!

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Definitely forever. But
especially tomorrow.

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Because Marc's academic
life hangs in the balance,

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and we have to prove

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that we are a warm, loving family,

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and not just a bunch of bullies.

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Hey, Dad, can I borrow your hammer?

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My imaginary friend needs
to be taught a lesson.

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Hey, what do you think?

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Pretty clean, right?

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I mean, I had to drill
the closet door shut

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'cause it wouldn't stay.
But that's for tomorrow us.

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Nice. Look what I got.

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Nothing says "warm,
kind home" like a welcome mat.

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Good news, it was on sale.

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Bad news, it says
"Welcome to our ho ho home."

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That's perfect. He's gonna think

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we're year-round Christmas people.

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Those freaks are nice to a fault.

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Mom,

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your deceitful daughter plagiarized

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my look for the night.

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Plagiarized? You took that
turtleneck out of my drawer.

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00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:05,808
What happened to you two
out-nice'ing each other?

251
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That tiresome charade ran its course.

252
00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:10,973
Yeah, it got weird when Nicole
tried to draw me a bath.

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Okay, Walker is going
to be here any minute.

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I don't have time for your your fighting

255
00:11:14,888 --> 00:11:16,058
and competing right now.

256
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:18,316
Nicole gets the turtleneck,
Brian gets the khakis,

257
00:11:18,341 --> 00:11:20,174
no one gets a bath.

258
00:11:22,824 --> 00:11:25,347
Why can't they ever
just make anything easy?

259
00:11:25,382 --> 00:11:27,015
Isn't it obvious?

260
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,855
I was a bully, and now
I'm raising an army of bullies.

261
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,925
Well, I don't know about an army.

262
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,584
I'd say maybe an elite task force.

263
00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:37,584
I was just worried about Marc,
but it's all of them.

264
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:41,152
It's like my mean DNA
combined with their brains

265
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:44,480
makes them bullying supersoldiers.

266
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:47,542
Well, we can't count on the kids,
so it's just gonna be

267
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:50,995
up to us tonight to make
sure that-that we're nice.

268
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,114
Okay, you know you're already,
like, professionally nice,

269
00:11:53,138 --> 00:11:54,699
so you're just saying that to remind me.

270
00:11:54,723 --> 00:11:56,523
- What?
- Do you not think I'm nice?

271
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,948
Yeah, of course you're nice, babe.

272
00:11:58,973 --> 00:12:01,607
Yeah... I'm just, I'm saying,
you know, it never hurts to, uh,

273
00:12:01,632 --> 00:12:03,605
- be more nice.
- What the hell is more nice?

274
00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,880
Not this.

275
00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:07,113
Great.

276
00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:09,238
Now I'm all in my
head about "more nice."

277
00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:11,839
You know, I'm gonna "more nice"
your head right up your...

278
00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,972
Hey, you!

279
00:12:13,997 --> 00:12:15,347
Get in here.

280
00:12:16,095 --> 00:12:17,909
- I'm a hugger.
- Oh.

281
00:12:17,934 --> 00:12:19,800
Careful, I have a soft spine.

282
00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:23,683
This is a very quaint home.

283
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,107
Shoes on, I assume.

284
00:12:25,941 --> 00:12:28,245
Dr. Walker, thank you for coming.

285
00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:30,262
We're sorry your girlfriend
couldn't make it.

286
00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:33,792
Ah. Yes, well, actually, we broke up.

287
00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,019
My decision.

288
00:12:35,044 --> 00:12:37,084
And don't try calling her;
she doesn't have a phone.

289
00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:40,628
Please come in.
Let me introduce you to the family.

290
00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:42,488
Um, t-this here is Leila.

291
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,495
And of course, this is Marc...

292
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,550
Come here, buddy... The man of the hour.

293
00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:49,159
- Enchanté, Marc.
- Enchanté, aussi.

294
00:12:49,184 --> 00:12:51,387
Oh, French.

295
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:54,081
The language of France.

296
00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:55,980
Okay.

297
00:12:57,552 --> 00:12:59,652
And these are our other two

298
00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:02,902
gifted children Brian and Nicole.

299
00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:04,425
- Enchanté.
- Enchanté.

300
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,370
- Enchanté.
- Enchanté.

301
00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:08,745
Actually, I think you can help us.

302
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,198
My brother and I were having
an intellectual debate.

303
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,738
Is there any other kind?

304
00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:15,003
How droll.

305
00:13:15,122 --> 00:13:18,675
As an academic evaluator,
you are uniquely qualified

306
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,245
to settle something for us.

307
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,206
Uh, we don't need to
bother Dr. Walker with...

308
00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:24,265
We could show you our résumés, drone on

309
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:27,808
about our commendations,
but let's dismiss the formalities.

310
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,199
You've seen enough.

311
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:33,183
Decide: who is drawing whom a bath?

312
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,519
Come again?

313
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,683
Who is drawing whom...

314
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,964
Okay. Why don't, why don't we, uh,

315
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:41,879
go upstairs and, uh,
and change our clothes...

316
00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:44,870
... and our personalities?

317
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:47,855
Okay. So the kids enchantéd the bed.

318
00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,606
I think it's time to pull the
trigger and say you're sorry.

319
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,558
Ah, yeah. There's one problem...
same problem...

320
00:13:53,597 --> 00:13:55,870
- I don't remember him.
- Right.

321
00:13:55,895 --> 00:13:58,613
Okay. Okay, I-I got this.

322
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,527
So, Dr. Walker, tell me about yourself.

323
00:14:01,552 --> 00:14:04,581
D-Did you play any
sports in high school?

324
00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,706
No, I was not a sporting man.

325
00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:09,855
The only team I cheered for
was the team of physicians

326
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,152
trying to rectify my calcium deficiency.

327
00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:14,144
I drank an obscene amount of milk.

328
00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:18,511
Cool, cool. That seems like
a memorable characteristic,

329
00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:22,784
just a sick dude
chugging milk all the time?

330
00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,588
What is this?

331
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,034
No, no, no. Uh, we're-we're not...

332
00:14:27,059 --> 00:14:29,300
I had my reservations about tonight.

333
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:33,034
Now I see you brought
me here only to mock me.

334
00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:35,495
My girlfriend was right.
I shouldn't have come.

335
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,777
I thought you broke up.

336
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,964
This is a new one.

337
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,628
She also has no phone.
I should be going.

338
00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:44,886
No... Dr. Walker, wait.

339
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:48,894
I realize now that I was not
a good person in high school.

340
00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:51,917
I feel terrible about the
things I did back then,

341
00:14:51,942 --> 00:14:54,363
and I wish I could apologize

342
00:14:54,388 --> 00:14:56,277
for what I did to you.

343
00:14:57,409 --> 00:15:00,394
But the truth is,
I don't even remember what it was.

344
00:15:00,426 --> 00:15:03,417
Well, I appreciate your candor.

345
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,081
I wish it were only so easy for me

346
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,473
to forget about that election speech.

347
00:15:08,498 --> 00:15:10,534
Election speech.

348
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:14,456
You're Andy Walker.

349
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,417
And I owe you an apology.

350
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:20,109
Oh.

351
00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:23,550
Would you, um...

352
00:15:24,272 --> 00:15:25,925
excuse me?

353
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,557
Uh, I'm just gonna
go help her for a minute.

354
00:15:31,075 --> 00:15:33,518
- What is going on?
- I remember Walker.

355
00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:37,207
Senior year, right before
his student council speech,

356
00:15:37,232 --> 00:15:40,206
I slipped a bottle of laxatives
into his prescription soup.

357
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,565
Walker was the kid that dumped
out in front of the school.

358
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,089
I remember that.

359
00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:46,432
They had to replace the whole stage.

360
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:48,526
But this is great.
Now you can really apologize.

361
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,681
No, I can't.

362
00:15:49,706 --> 00:15:52,745
I will never ever apologize to that guy.

363
00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:55,925
Well, drink up.
Usually after the second glass,

364
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,245
you're more up to try
things you first said no to.

365
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,613
Why won't you tell
this guy you're sorry?

366
00:16:03,637 --> 00:16:07,416
Look, I feel bad about a lot of stuff
I did back then, but not that.

367
00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:10,470
That was not bullying,
it was standing up for a friend.

368
00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:12,940
My only regret is I
didn't use more laxatives.

369
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,116
But I needed to fit into my prom dress.

370
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,861
- But again...
- The guy was a huge creep.

371
00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:22,794
He had a crush on my friend Heather,

372
00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:25,028
and she just didn't like him back,

373
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:27,277
so he lied about her cheating off him

374
00:16:27,302 --> 00:16:29,284
and got her kicked out of school.

375
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:31,308
Whoa, that guy did that?

376
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,709
Okay, they might get
the bullying from me,

377
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,458
but they get the lurking from you.

378
00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:37,286
Yes.

379
00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:39,517
Your mom needs to say
she's sorry to this guy.

380
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,380
But it sounds like she was right.

381
00:16:41,405 --> 00:16:43,278
She shouldn't have to apologize.

382
00:16:44,265 --> 00:16:47,933
Ugh, I have to be
a parent right now, don't I?

383
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,085
Your dad has a point.

384
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,844
What I did was wrong,
and it is never okay

385
00:16:54,869 --> 00:16:56,469
to treat someone like that.

386
00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:58,978
So I should own up to it.

387
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:01,595
Even though I was right
and I don't want to.

388
00:17:03,195 --> 00:17:06,930
And then Neil deGrasse Tyson said,
"Give me some time."

389
00:17:06,955 --> 00:17:11,026
And I said, "What is time?"
and, oh, did we laugh.

390
00:17:12,212 --> 00:17:14,084
Well, I laughed.

391
00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:16,308
He was very far away.

392
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,112
Can I go to bed?

393
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:24,028
Dr. Walker, I just want to
finish what I was saying before.

394
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:25,386
Oh.

395
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,323
I am...

396
00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:30,601
sorry for what I did to you.

397
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,292
It was, uh...

398
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,984
Cruel, childish and unjustified?

399
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:37,284
Those are three things.

400
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,852
And for whatever reasons I
thought I had, I see now that...

401
00:17:42,877 --> 00:17:44,543
You did it because you were jealous

402
00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:47,151
of my success and intelligence.

403
00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:51,511
The important thing is
that Marc is a great kid.

404
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,753
All of my kids are great kids,

405
00:17:53,778 --> 00:17:58,408
and I have done my best to set
a good example for all of them.

406
00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,887
Well, at least
you have the self-awareness

407
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,887
to make yourself a cautionary
tale for your children.

408
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:08,402
Though you must appreciate the irony.

409
00:18:08,918 --> 00:18:13,166
You, once so powerful
and popular, now reduced

410
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:17,017
to working at a second-rate casino,
pleading for my help

411
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:19,205
like a squirrel trapped
in a garden rake.

412
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,681
Okay. Okay, ho... That is my squirrel.

413
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,423
- Mike, it's fine.
- It is fine.

414
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:29,947
I graciously accept your apology.

415
00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:32,056
Justice has been served.

416
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:34,681
All is right in the world.

417
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:37,624
You're a dick.

418
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,127
- Leila.
- She's right.

419
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,135
No one can talk to our mother like that.

420
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,861
Especially not some pedantic
pseudo-intellectual.

421
00:18:46,886 --> 00:18:50,931
Pseudo? I have an IQ of 135.

422
00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:55,042
I can't believe you'd admit that.

423
00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:59,946
So, you're just a whole
family full of bullies.

424
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,004
I guess some things never change.

425
00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:03,228
You should know.

426
00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:05,453
Becoming an educator is
a transparent attempt

427
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:09,099
to wield power in an environment
where you once felt so impotent.

428
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:11,252
What know you of my impotence?

429
00:19:12,306 --> 00:19:13,744
Your words mean nothing.

430
00:19:13,769 --> 00:19:15,748
"Let them speak lewdly of me,
what am I the worse?"

431
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,603
Sir Thomas More.

432
00:19:17,628 --> 00:19:20,062
More like Sir Thomas Snore.

433
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,010
I'll be going.

434
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:33,588
Marc, it seems like you're the
only decent one of the bunch.

435
00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:36,383
Wait.

436
00:19:46,122 --> 00:19:49,056
Sir Thomas More was a damned fool.

437
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:55,245
What did you say to him?

438
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,955
Just enough.

439
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:03,153
Again, I am so sorry for all
of the mean things I said

440
00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:05,361
and did to you in high school.

441
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:08,939
Thanks. It was nice talking to you, too.

442
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:12,752
Jerry Weenus accepted my apology.

443
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:14,977
Another burned bridge rebuilt...

444
00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:18,586
- And what are you wearing?
- Oh. These?

445
00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:20,894
Well, I figured,
now that we are officially

446
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:25,142
a bully-free ho ho home,
I am free to be me.

447
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:28,517
And I can't say anything about it.

448
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,442
No, you cannot.

449
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:33,369
You just got to watch me walk.

450
00:20:33,823 --> 00:20:35,619
Okay, the jeans don't want to sit.

451
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,267
Announcing entrance.

452
00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:41,573
Sweetie, we are so sorry about Marlboro.

453
00:20:41,598 --> 00:20:44,470
But don't worry, we are gonna
come up with another plan.

454
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:47,547
It's okay. I'm going
to apologize to my teacher.

455
00:20:47,572 --> 00:20:49,533
- You are?
- If you could be nice to a jerk

456
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:52,859
like Dr. Walker for me,
I can be nice to my teacher for you.

457
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:54,939
It's not his fault he went to Dartmouth.

458
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,180
Wow, that is really
mature of you, buddy.

459
00:20:59,205 --> 00:21:00,883
Yeah.

460
00:21:00,908 --> 00:21:04,353
Maybe even like seventh grade mature.

461
00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:05,916
Then we'd have two drop-offs.

462
00:21:05,941 --> 00:21:07,275
Sixth it is.

463
00:21:08,085 --> 00:21:10,134
Hey, jelly bean, what are you doing?

464
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:11,783
I'm going to dig in the backyard.

465
00:21:11,808 --> 00:21:14,017
Oh, y-you planting something?

466
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,752
Sort of. Let's just say
that you won't be seeing

467
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,174
my imaginary friend around here anymore.

468
00:21:21,036 --> 00:21:24,947
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