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I know I was afraid of matcha,
but it's delicious.

2
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When I first met you,

3
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all you drank
was coffee with five sugars.

4
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That's what ruined my heart
and led me to you.

5
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Every day I thank God
for your clogged arteries.

6
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Zip me up.

7
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It looks nice,
Mummy.

8
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You want to get out of there
any time soon,

9
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you better sell it
a little more.

10
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It is very
flattering.

11
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I think I liked
the green one better.

12
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The green one
was three stores ago.

13
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I will change and
you will drive me back there.

14
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Wow, I thought my day sucked.

15
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Come on, we're having fun.

16
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You're right.

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Yay.
After this,

18
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I got a hair appointment,
and then

19
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you're gonna take me to
a steak dinner to show me off.

20
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Maybe we could join you
at the steakhouse.

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I want Chinese food.

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Mom, how about
Chinese food?

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Look at these nails.
You expect me

24
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to dip them in duck sauce?

25
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We'll see you at home.

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I miss you.

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I miss you, too.

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EBUNOLUWA:
Abishola, my brassiere

29
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is stuck in the zipper.

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I have to go.

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I need two hands for this.

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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)

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I've been waiting
for this all day.

34
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Mmm. Me, too.
(chuckles)

35
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You know, there might be a way
we don't have to spend

36
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quite as much of our free time
with our moms

37
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because, even though
we love them

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and we are honored to...

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Just tell me
your plan.

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Dele's turning 16 soon.

41
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I think it's about time he gets
his granny chauffeur license.

42
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Oh, I see.

43
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No.

44
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He can run errands for us.

45
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We could send him
to the post office,

46
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to the grocery store...

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You want to risk my son's life

48
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so you do not have
to go to Costco?

49
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Look, cars are safer
than ever now.

50
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The other day,
I was reading a text,

51
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car stopped itself
before I clipped a dog walker.

52
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You were texting while driving?

53
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Good thing Dele's not me.

54
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You raised a kid
who follows the rules.

55
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I have no doubt
he would be a safe driver.

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There you go.

57
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I'm gonna make him a "first time
behind the wheel" playlist.

58
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Do you know if Dele
likes Roy Orbison?

59
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He's not ready to drive yet.

60
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Okay,

61
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imagine we're both at work,

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Mom cuts her hand
in the kitchen.

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Which mom?
I'm not picky.

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There's blood
everywhere.

65
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Okay, they called 911.

66
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The ambulance is taking too
long. Who's gonna save them?

67
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I've trained Dele to handle
most medical emergencies.

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Of course.

69
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Working through
lunch, huh?

70
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Yeah.

71
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I remember that.

72
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Now, I spend my whole break
trying to scrub

73
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the garbage juice
off my hands.

74
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Goodwin's gonna kill me.
Why?

75
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I just found out that
a vendor's been underpaying us

76
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for five years.

77
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Look, they're locked in
our system at an old rate.

78
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Yeah, well,
that's not your fault.

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You think he's gonna
see it that way?

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Oh, uh, hey, Goodwin, FYI,

81
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we've been bleeding money
for half a decade.

82
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(imitating Goodwin): Oh, thank
you, Douglas. I love bad news.

83
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(laughs) How about when he
doesn't laugh at your jokes,

84
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and then he says:

85
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(imitating Goodwin): That was
amusing. Now, get back to work.

86
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There's no pleasing
the guy.

87
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(imitating Goodwin):
Work is not for pleasure.

88
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Keep your smiles
at home. (laughs)

89
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Okay, stop.
I-I don't know what to do.

90
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Well, when I was in management
and I had to deliver bad news,

91
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I found it was
best received

92
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if I coupled it
with a solution.

93
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That's smart.

94
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So, if you were
in my position,

95
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what would
your solution be?

96
00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,546
Well, uh, I would get the vendor
on the phone...
Okay.

97
00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,748
...and incentivize
a re-initiation.

98
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What?
Okay,

99
00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,085
you know when your
cable company calls

100
00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,487
and they offer you
extra channels,

101
00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,022
and you're like,
"Heck yeah, I'll watch

102
00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,089
some French game shows."
(laughs)

103
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But then you
don't realize

104
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they roped you
into a new contract.

105
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That's great, so we just
screw them over.

106
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Mm-mm-mm.
Incentivize re-initiation.

107
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Thank you. Goodwin's
gonna love this.
(chuckles)

108
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(imitating Goodwin):
Well done, Douglas.

109
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No, no, it's
(imitating Goodwin): Douglas.
No, it's... Douglas.

110
00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,577
Douglas. Douglas.
Douglas. Douglas.

111
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(both laugh)

112
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BOTH:
Douglas. (laughs)

113
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I cannot believe Dele's
old enough to drive.

114
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Because he is not.

115
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It seems like yesterday he was
calling me Auntie Kem-Kem.

116
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Now, his voice
has got so deep,

117
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when I call you at home
and he answers,

118
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I think it is you.

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Because of the deep,
masculine voice.

120
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When my son was 15,
he opened the car door for me,

121
00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,710
and that's when I knew
he had become a man.

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My son was opening doors
as soon as he could walk.

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Mine, too.

124
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I'm sorry your son
was so disrespectful.

125
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When I look at Dele,
I still see the ten-pound baby

126
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that nearly ripped me in half.

127
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I remember how upset I was
when Funmbi moved away.

128
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Thank God I have other children.

129
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I only have Dele.

130
00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:34,435
And as I've told you before,
mistake.

131
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Before you know it,
he'll be off

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to college, starting his
career, getting married.

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Stop listing things.

134
00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,713
It's okay, Abishola. One day
he will give you grandchildren,

135
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and you will have a whole new
generation to control.

136
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Thank you, Kemi.
KEMI: Mm-hmm.

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(phone ringing)

138
00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,027
MaxDot Manufacturing.
Bob Wheeler.

139
00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,361
Hello, Bob.

140
00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,231
The phones are officially
up and running.

141
00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,265
Thank you.

142
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,768
You are welcome.

143
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,970
Okay, we can hang up now.

144
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Okay.

145
00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,207
Hey, what was your first car?

146
00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,877
Powder blue
Peugeot 404.

147
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What's a Peugeot?

148
00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,180
It is a French car.
Any good?

149
00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,650
It is a French car.

150
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Mine was a maroon '67 Impala.

151
00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,287
Automatic or stick?

152
00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,756
What do you take me for? Stick.

153
00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,525
Well, I never know with
you Americans. You act as if

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you are afraid to drive
with two feet.

155
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My dad taught me at a
cemetery. Nice paved road,

156
00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,332
no cars,

157
00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,602
and we got to say hi
to Pop-Pop.

158
00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:44,071
My first time driving was...

159
00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,006
1968.

160
00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,641
Nigeria had once again failed

161
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,543
to qualify
for the African Cup.

162
00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,946
And, naturally, my father
was blind drunk.

163
00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,415
Naturally.

164
00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,519
But someone had to get him
to church,

165
00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:01,822
so he tossed the keys
to 12-year-old Babatunde,

166
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,423
and in that moment,

167
00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,526
I became a man.

168
00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,496
Abishola won't even let Dele
sit in the front seat.

169
00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,698
Well, if you were
raising a child

170
00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,501
in another part of the world,
on your own,

171
00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,402
how would you behave?

172
00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,437
But she's not
on her own anymore.

173
00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,040
I know that,
you know that,

174
00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,777
but most importantly,
she does not care what we know.

175
00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,748
Dele needs to experience the
independence a car gives you.

176
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The freedom of putting your foot
on the gas and just going.

177
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Yes, there is nothing quite like

178
00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,356
the wind blowing
through your afro.

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An afro and a French car?
Man, you were living.

180
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You have no idea.

181
00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,236
And, unfortunately,
the holiday socks

182
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did not sell as well as hoped.

183
00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,173
Kofo, I told you socks

184
00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,042
would not make
a good stocking stuffer.

185
00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,979
And you are right
once again, sir.

186
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,181
Anything else?

187
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,516
(clears throat)

188
00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,384
Uh, I have something.
(clears throat)

189
00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,020
Turns out, one of our
bigger accounts

190
00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,690
has been massively
underpaying us for a while.

191
00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,659
What do you mean "a while"?

192
00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,327
It really doesn't matter.
No length of time is acceptable,

193
00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,096
be it a week or five years.

194
00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,197
Five years?

195
00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,999
My stocking stuffers

196
00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,668
do not seem so bad now.

197
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,636
I have a solution.

198
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,037
We can make
the money back

199
00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,539
by incentivizing

200
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,542
a re-initiation.
(mouthing words)

201
00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,510
That is very smart.

202
00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,645
It's the same thing
a cable company does.

203
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,213
I am familiar with the concept.

204
00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,549
Okay, not everybody is.

205
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,150
Excellent work,
Douglas.

206
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,653
This is the type

207
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,690
of creative thinking
we need in this company.

208
00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:43,890
Thank you.

209
00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,292
You saved the day.

210
00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,960
Thank you.

211
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:50,397
Yeah, way to go, Douglas.

212
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,700
(softly):
Thank you.

213
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,036
Uh, Christina.
Yes?

214
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,537
Could you vacuum my car?

215
00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:00,007
I made the mistake
of giving my son a croissant.

216
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,410
Was there chocolate?
Yes.

217
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,949
Good job, Christina.

218
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,122
So, how'd you do on that
algebra quiz today?

219
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,924
A-plus
and extra credit.

220
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,792
How about that cute girl
in your science class?

221
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,060
Did you say, "What's good"?

222
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,063
We just say
"hello" now.

223
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,866
Can't go wrong with a classic.

224
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:30,971
What are you doing?

225
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,374
I am gonna teach
you to drive.

226
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,877
No, thank you.

227
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,545
The first time's
always a little scary,

228
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,013
but you'll be fine.

229
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,314
Mom wouldn't
like this.

230
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,184
She's not here.
It's just you, me,

231
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,354
and a quarter-mile of open road
until the school zone.

232
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,790
Really, it's okay.

233
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:54,027
Humor me, will you?
This is a big stepdad moment.

234
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,597
I've never tried sushi.
We could do that.

235
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,267
Men don't bond over
raw fish, Dele.

236
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,835
Come on,
do it for me.

237
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,103
I'm not ready.

238
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,072
You're as ready as you'll
let yourself be.

239
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,507
I already know
how to drive.
What?

240
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,077
My dad taught me
when I was in Nigeria.

241
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,046
Oh. Okay.

242
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,282
Did you have fun?

243
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,650
It was awesome.

244
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,085
He took me to the same road
that he learned on.

245
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,987
That's nice.

246
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,356
I was nervous, but he talked me
through it, and it went great.

247
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,425
Good for him.

248
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,296
He even made me
a special playlist.

249
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,864
Oh, come on.

250
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,073
All right, stick to
the side streets.

251
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,842
I'm not afraid
of the highway.

252
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,276
No rush to get back
to your mom.

253
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,246
No one jogs
to the electric chair.

254
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,717
(horn honks)
Ever heard of
a turn signal?

255
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,351
(speaks Yoruba)

256
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,122
Wow, your dad even
taught you road rage.

257
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,424
I wanted to teach you that.

258
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,960
I was just doing
what he told me.

259
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,495
I get it.

260
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,197
You seem upset.

261
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,366
I wanted to be the one
to teach you

262
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,201
to drive behind your mom's back.

263
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,370
There are other things
you could teach me.

264
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,807
If you think I'm buying you
a beer, you're too young.

265
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,376
That's okay,
my dad already bought...

266
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,178
Oh, come on.

267
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,481
(horn honks)

268
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:24,251
(speaking Yoruba)

269
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,021
You got a problem.

270
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,262
Hey.

271
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,964
Hi, there.

272
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,598
Is that
my cheesecake?

273
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,403
Well, would you look at that.

274
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,374
I'm sorry, I got caught up
in the attaboy,

275
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,641
but if I'd said
it was you,

276
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,843
it would've been
an "atta-both of us,"

277
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,678
and that's
not as good.

278
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,446
What about personal integrity?

279
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,216
Ethics? Moral courage?
Oh, come on, Christina,

280
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,685
I don't have
any of that.

281
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:02,122
God, you suck.
You truly suck.

282
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,060
Goodwin said you did
a good job on his car.

283
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,041
I forgive you.

284
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,581
Hey, honey.
Kaale, Mom.

285
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,383
Uh-uh, you are home late.

286
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,685
Bob will tell you why.
I have homework.

287
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,687
Wow.

288
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,626
What's going on?

289
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,095
I'll tell you what's going on.

290
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,465
That ex-husband of yours
is some piece of work.

291
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,034
What are you talking about?

292
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,668
Get this,
he went behind our backs

293
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,103
and taught Dele to drive.

294
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,572
How dare he undermine me
like that?

295
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,241
Right?

296
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,776
I think you should call him and
give him a piece of your mind.

297
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:00,848
Bob?

298
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,049
Yeah?

299
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,017
Why did he tell you?

300
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,219
Huh?

301
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,989
Why did Dele tell you
he knew how to drive?

302
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,025
It came up in conversation.

303
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,560
What conversation?

304
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,263
The conversation I had with him

305
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,465
when I offered
to teach him to drive.

306
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,436
I specifically told you
I did not want him driving.

307
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,605
I made a call. Look, I know
you're trying to protect Dele,

308
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,574
but he's growing up
whether you like it or not.

309
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,810
Well, thank you
for educating me about my son.

310
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,080
Aw, come on, don't... (sighs)

311
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,383
Get.

312
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,090
(knock on door)
Knock, knock.

313
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,657
Kaasan, Auntie.

314
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,494
Just coming to have lunch
with my blue-collar husband.

315
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,129
Uncle's sealing up some windows.

316
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,531
Walk till you hear the sounds
of Earth, Wind, and Tunde.

317
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,633
(laughs)

318
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,102
He's like a new man.

319
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,670
He has lost eight pounds
since he started helping you.

320
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,173
That's great. I don't know
what I'd do without him.

321
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,142
He comes home each day
with the appetite

322
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,843
of someone 20 years younger.

323
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,246
You're not talking
about food, are you?

324
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,281
(whispers):
No.

325
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,551
(phone ringing)
I got to take this.

326
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,986
Oh, of course.

327
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,854
Bob Wheeler.

328
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,524
TAYO (over phone): Bob.
I'm sorry, who's this?

329
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,691
Tayo.

330
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,960
I just spoke to Abishola.

331
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,229
It seems we are
in the doghouse together.

332
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,164
(barks, laughs)

333
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,899
Glad this is fun for you.

334
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,500
Ah, she's overreacting.

335
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,537
I taught Dele to drive the same
way my father taught me.

336
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,972
Oh, what kind of car
did you learn in?

337
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,174
A ruby red Nissan Terrano II.

338
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,242
Sounds cool.

339
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,676
It was not.

340
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,512
'67 Impala for me.

341
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,781
Ah, that was my dream car.

342
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,584
Ah, your dream car
got six gallons to the mile.

343
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,153
You mean miles to the gallon?

344
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,922
No, I said it right.
(Tayo laughs)

345
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,724
You should have seen Dele
on his first drive.

346
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,193
I said, "Only do

347
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,794
what makes you
feel comfortable,"

348
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,231
and, boom, he got right on
the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

349
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,299
The what?

350
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,201
It's the Route 66 of Nigeria.

351
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,735
(both chuckle)
Well, from now on,

352
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,905
I'll think of it as
the Lagos-Ibadan of America.

353
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,340
(laughs)

354
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,775
Ah... It's nice to know

355
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,743
that there's someone rational
in my son's life.

356
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,580
Hey, Abishola's raising
that kid on her own

357
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,316
in a country that brings danger
for him at every turn.

358
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,618
God bless her
for being overprotective.

359
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,053
I'm sorry,

360
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,622
did I call Bob or my ex-wife?

361
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,657
I'm hanging up.
Okay.

362
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,626
I was just saying
I'm happy there's

363
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,162
a like-minded parent
for Dele in America.

364
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,630
Oh, we're not like-minded.

365
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,299
We just agree
on this one thing.

366
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,235
Oh, so you don't think
it would be good

367
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,404
for Dele to get a summer job?

368
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,207
Okay, we agree about two things.

369
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,909
Ah. It will teach him
responsibility,

370
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,377
keep him out of trouble.

371
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,146
Put some money in his pocket.

372
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,215
Hmm. You know, Abishola thinks

373
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,417
he should focus on his studies,

374
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,253
but if both of us push for it...

375
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,755
I'm hanging up.

376
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,628
(knock on door)
You wanted to see me?

377
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,331
Ah, yes. Please, have a seat.

378
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,233
(clears throat)

379
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,301
At the end of every
successful week,

380
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,137
I like to treat myself

381
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,005
to a finger
of single malt scotch.

382
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,406
Sounds nice.
It is.

383
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,976
Guess who else
has earned a finger.

384
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,612
All right,
finger me, bro.

385
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,814
(laughs)

386
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,483
Cheers.
Cheers.

387
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,752
Hey, Goodwin, do you have a sec?

388
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,587
I do not.

389
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,523
I've noticed
that sales from our

390
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,159
men's line have dropped,
and I think

391
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,693
it might be a design issue.

392
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,928
Okay. Goodbye.

393
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,997
Well, when it comes to
therapeutic hosiery,

394
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,034
men prefer a more discreet look
over loud patterns.

395
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,302
Research shows that

396
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,570
they don't like
drawing attention

397
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,038
to their health needs.

398
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,206
Interesting.

399
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,374
I thought so.

400
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,242
Well done.

401
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,378
In the future,
if you have other ideas,

402
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,347
you may tell Douglas,
and he will pass them along.

403
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016
Of course.

404
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,386
Hang on, Christina.

405
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,489
You should know,
if it wasn't for her,

406
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,990
I wouldn't have had

407
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,025
any idea what to do about
the whole messed-up order.

408
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,327
Is that so?

409
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,627
DOUGLAS:
It is.

410
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,798
I would've genuinely been
lost without her.

411
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:15,068
Christina, sit down.

412
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,935
Join us for a finger.

413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,339
I'm sorry?

414
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,608
It'll make sense
in a second.

415
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,180
Let's see,
how about fishing?

416
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,116
Anybody ever teach you
how to fish?

417
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,683
Uncle Tunde.

418
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,452
Hmm...

419
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,387
You ever
play poker?

420
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,556
Well, how do you think
I got these shoes?

421
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,758
Dele?
Yes, Mum?

422
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,826
Come with me.

423
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,361
Am I in trouble?

424
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,962
You will see.

425
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,098
(sighs) Seems like yes.

426
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,566
Good luck, buddy.

427
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,273
Ta-da!

428
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,975
Are you serious?

429
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,310
You let Bob buy me a car?

430
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,945
I bought it.

431
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,748
It has the highest
possible safety ratings,

432
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,183
and because
it is yellow,

433
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,253
people will see you
and not crash into you.

434
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,655
It's definitely
yellow.

435
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,423
Thank you, Mum.
I love it.

436
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,693
I have conditions.

437
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,663
You will always have somebody
in the car with you.

438
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,731
Yes, Mum.
And you will

439
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:22,001
have to get 100% in all
of your classes first.

440
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,803
Yes, Mum.
(scoffs)

441
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,773
And you will not even touch it
without a proper permit.

442
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,542
So... why do I
have it now?

443
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,045
Because if you must grow up,
you will do it my way.

444
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,150
Whose car is that?
Mine.

445
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,719
Somehow I ended up
with a car.

446
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,322
Can I sit in it?
Go ahead.

447
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,123
Keys?
Not a chance.

448
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,030
You continually
amaze me.

449
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,133
(chuckles)
I amaze myself.

450
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,412
* No matter what anybody says,
I already know *

451
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,113
* It's gonna be all right *

452
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,182
* A sign is a route in the midst
of adversity... *

453
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,084
Ten and two, Dele.
Ten and two!

454
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,521
Of course,
Grandma Dottie. Sorry.

455
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,357
Watch the road, boy.
Are you trying to kill us?

456
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,858
No, Granny Ebun.

457
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,260
And turn down that music.

458
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,729
I can barely hear myself
shout at you.

459
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,564
Yes, Granny Ebun.

460
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,199
What should we do next?

461
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,236
I'd be happy
to take you two back home.

462
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,703
You want to hit up
a happy hour?

463
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,171
Dele can stay
in the car.

464
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,106
I did it all the
time with Bobby.

465
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,309
I suppose I could go
for a Mai Tai.

466
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,879
Attagirl! Dele, take us
to the Red Onion on 14th.

467
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,381
Step on it.

468
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,082
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469
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470
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