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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Now go to
your office
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and stay there until you are
ready to behave yourself.
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Maybe you should go
to your office
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until you are
ready to behave.
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This is my office, dum-dum.
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There you go,
resorting to insults
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when you know you are wrong.
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You have made me feel small
for the last time, cousin.
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I was, uh, hoping to transfer
to MaxDot manufacturing.
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Interesting.
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I am hard-working,
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creative, and some say
I light up a room.
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You are hired.
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I need to know what's going on
with you and your cousin.
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You should be
more specific.
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I have 32 cousins and
I'm feuding with five of them.
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You and Kofo are important parts
of the MaxDot machine,
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but the machine only works
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if my cogs
are on speaking terms.
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I will remain professional.
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However, your other cog
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is a spineless weasel.
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I am so happy
I do not have to be around
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that bossy know-it-all
a second longer.
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You live with him.
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On mornings, evenings,
and weekends,
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I will suffer,
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but business hours are mine.
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I have been nothing
but a gracious mentor.
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I got him his job. I let him
live above my garage.
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I even gave him a space heater.
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It overloads the breakers.
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I can either be warm
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or watch television,
but not both.
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Have this argument at home,
not here. With him, not me.
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He is acting like a child.
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He's treating me like a child.
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You're both children.
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Cut this crap out.
We have a business to run.
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Yes, Mr. Wheeler.
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Yes, Mr. Wheeler.
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He started it.
It is his fault.
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My God.
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My God.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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Why is there a sticky
note on my computer
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that says, "You didn't come
this far to only come this far"?
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Kofo put up motivational quotes
around the office.
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Most of the staff
found them inspiring.
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You and I are the staff.
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And I found them inspiring.
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What's he supposed
to do around here?
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I found you a piece of clay.
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It is up to you to sculpt it.
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Good morning,
Mr. Wheeler. Big T.
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Up top, Special K.
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Glad we're having fun.
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Kofo, you need to make things
right with Goodwin.
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Things are right with Goodwin.
We will never speak again.
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His loss, our gain.
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Stop high fiving.
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Look, no matter what happens
between me and Abishola,
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we always find a way
to kiss and make up.
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I will never kiss that man.
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You don't have to mean it.
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It's just important you say
the words "I'm sorry."
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Do you not mean it
when you apologize to Abishola?
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We're talking about
Kofo and Goodwin.
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I think we need to talk about
you deceiving my niece.
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I have always
been the one to apologize
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because he's my elder
and because I am scared of him.
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But I am not crawling back
this time.
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That is right.
Stand tall.
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Do not high five.
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Mr. Wheeler, this is best
for everyone.
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I promise I can help you here.
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What are you working on today?
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Uh, I got to talk to a recruiter
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so we can get some people
on these machines.
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I will take care of it.
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I can set up a hiring interface
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that self-screens
our candidates,
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giving us only the top
of the hosiery field.
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That would actually
be very helpful. Thank you.
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A "thank you" at work.
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What a novel concept.
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Feel free to throw one
my way as well.
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Oh, look at this, a starlit
dinner cruise around Lake Erie.
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Mm. Panoramic views,
a large wine selection.
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It sounds lovely.
Right?
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I am not sure I can
take the time off.
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It's not for us,
it's for Goodwin and Kofo.
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You are planning a romantic trip
for your employees?
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No, it's just time together
so they can reconnect
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and remember why
they care about each other.
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That sounds romantic.
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I got to do something.
Why?
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Is this disagreement
affecting their work?
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No.
Then you have no problem,
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and you are wasting our
alone time. Snuggle me.
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(chuckles)
You're right. Get in here.
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Mmm. This is nice.
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Yeah.
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You are still thinking
about them, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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You are too emotionally
involved with your workers.
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Well, what's wrong with that?
I care about them,
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and they care about
doing a good job for me.
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They should do
a good job for you
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because your signature
is on their paycheck.
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I wouldn't expect you
to understand.
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What does that mean?
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Well, come on, you know you're
not exactly the warmest person.
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Remember that video I showed you
of the Marine coming home
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and his dog
was happy to see him?
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You didn't even react.
It was just a dog.
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It was his best friend.
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Just because I do not
ruin our evening
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whining about my coworkers
does not mean I am not warm.
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I am very warm!
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I didn't mean it like that.
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You're just very good at
compartmentalizing your emotions
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in a way that most humans...
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can't.
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You want emotions?
How about anger?
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Ah...
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Hey, maybe we should go
on a starlit cruise.
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Take Kofo!
Okay.
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Mr. McClellan, this is Kevin.
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He will take you
to your surgery.
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Thank you.
We'll see you on the other side.
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What?
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Oh, not that side.
After your surgery.
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I got to remember to stop
at one cup of coffee.
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Okay, ladies,
do not forget,
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Cindy is having
her birthday party after work.
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Who is Cindy?
That nurse in pediatrics.
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Nobody likes her,
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not even the sweet,
sickly children.
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Then why are we going?
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Because we are
good people.
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And there's an open bar.
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Well, I can't go. It's me
and Lester's anniversary.
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Who is Lester?
My husband.
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Oh, of course. Congratulations.
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Got him a nice watch, too.
He gonna love it.
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Another watch?
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What are you talking about?
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You bought him a watch,
let me see...
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Mm-hmm, four years ago.
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Fossil. Retail value $200.
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Why would you
keep track of that?
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Because I like to see
how generous people are.
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For instance, the same
year, you got me...
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a Chili's gift card.
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Which is why,
six months later,
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I got you
a Chili's gift card.
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Is Abishola on your list?
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We don't get each other gifts.
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Well, that is
not quite true.
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We no longer get
each other gifts
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because Christmas 2015,
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I bought you some
humorously-patterned scrubs
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and you never wore them once.
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I misplaced them.
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You never misplace anything.
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You are a bad friend,
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but you are very organized.
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Fine, I did not wear them
because they are ugly.
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That is no excuse.
You wear plenty of ugly things.
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It's been years, y'all.
Let it go.
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I will not.
I am fueled by spite.
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During my
morning meditation,
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I chant the names of all
the people who have wronged me.
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Ugh, that's stupid.
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And now you have been
added to my chant.
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(humming)
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Gloria called me stupid.
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(humming continues)
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Hey, everyone.
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Hey, Robert. Robert. Hey.
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Good, we're all here,
let's get started.
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Feels like we're still
missing someone, doesn't it?
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No. First order
of business.
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Christina,
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you're now head of marketing.
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Oh, my gosh, it's happening.
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Hang on,
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you're replacing Kofo
after one day?
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Leave it alone, Bob.
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DOUGLAS:
While we're divvying up
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Kofo's carcass,
can I have his office?
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It's not his office,
it's the office
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of the head of marketing.
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Oh, so you just
get everything?
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Everything that I've earned.
I've earned it, too.
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I've been kissing Goodwin's
ass for six months now.
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That is true, he has.
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Bob, make him
give me the office.
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No, 'cause Kofo's coming back.
He is not.
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Christina gets
the office.
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Ha!
Mom.
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Let me help you out.
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No one gets the office.
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What?
Come on.
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Keep bitchin', I'll take away
your parking spaces.
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Who you talking to? You ran off
the only guy who speaks Yoruba.
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I can learn.
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And that's just two
of the seven words I know.
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Enough.
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We should be celebrating
your sister's accomplishments.
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Thank you.
Yes, congratulations.
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Now, let's get
back to work.
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I don't think Mom's finished.
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You've come a long way
from betraying your family.
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There it is.
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Another company
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gave me an opportunity
for career growth.
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You're lucky
I'm such a sweetheart.
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When you leave the mob,
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you get a concrete coffin.
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Well, at least the mob
treats their family like family.
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You just want me to fail.
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I don't want you to fail.
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You just do, over and over.
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Well, maybe it's because
I never had a female role model.
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Please make them stop.
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They're working out
their problems,
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this is healthy.
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This is why your father
never wanted children.
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Whoa, what did I do?
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What have you done?
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Your entire life?
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Oh...
My...
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She is not wrong, Douglas.
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We should get going.
(overlapping clamoring)
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...all before.
What have I done?
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The same old...
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♪ ♪
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Over here.
KOFO: Hey.
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Look at us, two work bros
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throwing back
a couple of brewskis.
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Actually, it's gonna
be three work bros.
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You invited Big T.
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Ah.
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That is not Big T.
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Sit down.
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Give him the other one.
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Drink.
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Now we're having fun.
Cheers, fellas.
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I said cheers.
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Thank you.
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Never thought I'd say this,
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but you two should be
more like my family.
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Privileged?
Arrogant?
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Dependent on pharmaceuticals?
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They're not perfect.
Certainly not.
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00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:49,092
Serval times, I have caught
Douglas stealing paper towels.
260
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,728
Paper towels are only the tip
of the Wheeler theft mountain.
261
00:10:51,828 --> 00:10:53,429
Okay, that's enough.
262
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:57,367
The point I'm making is
no matter how much they fight,
263
00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,169
they stick together.
264
00:10:59,269 --> 00:11:02,873
So, let's stop this nonsense
and apologize.
265
00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:08,611
Kofo, I am sorry...
266
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,747
that your ridiculously thin skin
267
00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:13,216
could not handle
a little warranted criticism.
268
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:16,052
I am sorry that your
terrible leadership skills
269
00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:18,554
have driven away
a promising employee.
270
00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:22,425
I wasn't specific enough.
271
00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:25,195
Let's say nice things.
272
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,299
Thank you so much
273
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,101
for leaving.
274
00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:34,838
And thank you for showing me
how not to treat people,
275
00:11:34,938 --> 00:11:37,173
you awful, awful man.
276
00:11:38,341 --> 00:11:39,675
I want you out of my house.
277
00:11:39,776 --> 00:11:41,111
Good, because I do not
want to be there anymore.
278
00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:42,846
I will drink to that.
I will as well.
279
00:11:42,946 --> 00:11:45,448
No!
Now nobody's drinking.
280
00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,317
Except me.
281
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:50,520
It is very kind of you
to let me stay the night. Oh,
282
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,089
I am not kind. He's kind.
283
00:11:53,189 --> 00:11:55,725
I'll get some sheets
for the couch.
284
00:11:55,826 --> 00:11:59,095
No. You have done
enough already.
285
00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:03,733
Your wife is very sweet.
286
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:07,070
Yeah, and a volcano's
just a pretty mountain.
287
00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:19,049
Mm, someone's
getting fancy.
288
00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:22,152
This is not my doing.
Kofo baked them.
289
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:25,388
Did he only bake one?
290
00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:29,926
He also cleaned the kitchen and
did several loads of laundry.
291
00:12:30,026 --> 00:12:31,661
That bastard.
292
00:12:31,761 --> 00:12:33,196
I don't need anyone
293
00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,765
doing my housework.
I have Dele for that.
294
00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:38,969
Kofo should realize that
no matter what he does for you,
295
00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:40,703
you will never appreciate it.
296
00:12:41,404 --> 00:12:43,139
Are you still upset
about those scrubs?
297
00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:46,576
I spent hours looking
at whimsical patterns.
298
00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:48,544
I don't know why
I am friends with you.
299
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,779
I do not know either.
300
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,382
(both scoff)
Oh, please,
301
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,917
you know you love each other.
302
00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:55,251
You are wrong.
303
00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:57,087
I would cut her out
of my life in a heartbeat.
304
00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:59,555
What heartbeat?
You are dead inside.
305
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,724
You see this cute
back and forth here?
306
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,426
Y'all gonna be friends forever.
307
00:13:03,526 --> 00:13:05,595
(Kemi scoffs)
You are assuming
we are friends to begin with.
308
00:13:05,695 --> 00:13:07,463
Abishola is a coworker
309
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:08,698
and nothing more.
310
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,803
Your tag is out.
What?
311
00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:15,271
Here, come here.
312
00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:19,042
Thank you.
313
00:13:25,248 --> 00:13:28,618
Boy, this website
Kofo set up-- it's terrific.
314
00:13:28,718 --> 00:13:30,353
Big whoop.
315
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:32,788
Come on, just acknowledge
he did a good job.
316
00:13:32,889 --> 00:13:34,490
So he can use a computer.
317
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:37,961
My eight-year-old hacked into
his elementary school website.
318
00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:39,996
Okay, enough.
319
00:13:40,096 --> 00:13:41,397
Kofo was on my couch last night
320
00:13:41,497 --> 00:13:42,765
and I'm gonna be
right there with him
321
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,034
if this doesn't end soon.
322
00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,102
He will not
be on your couch long.
323
00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:47,737
Thank you.
He will sneak his way
324
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:50,006
into your garage,
and before you know it,
325
00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:52,142
he will be using
your Netflix password.
326
00:13:52,242 --> 00:13:54,177
That's not gonna happen.
You know why?
327
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,645
'Cause you're gonna
be the bigger person.
328
00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:58,848
Oh, no. My wife and I
are ecstatic he's gone.
329
00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:00,483
We made love last night.
330
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,986
Three days ahead of schedule.
331
00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:05,221
Well, how about this?
332
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:07,924
If you can't make things right,
you're fired.
333
00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:09,092
I'm the president.
334
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,963
Let me ask you a question,
Mr. President.
335
00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,697
Who signs your checks?
336
00:14:14,797 --> 00:14:15,966
You do.
337
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:17,033
You get where
I'm going with this?
338
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,834
I do.
339
00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:21,104
Great. Then the choice is yours.
340
00:14:21,204 --> 00:14:22,838
You either be nice to Kofo
341
00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:24,774
or find yourself another job.
342
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:29,412
Well?
I'm thinking.
343
00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:34,951
These martinis
are wonderful.
344
00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:37,187
The secret is a lot of ice,
345
00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:40,056
and I whisper the word
"vermouth" into the glass.
346
00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:42,092
You're such a doll, Kofo.
347
00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,626
I can't believe
you're still single.
348
00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:45,761
That is what everyone says
in my pottery class.
349
00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:49,299
(gasps) I knew it. You have
the slender fingers of a potter.
350
00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:51,734
(laughs)
And the backside of a man
351
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,170
with a tight backside.
352
00:14:55,338 --> 00:14:57,073
Switch her to water.
353
00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:59,309
I did, two martinis ago.
354
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,244
Kaale, everyone.
355
00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,945
(overlapping greetings)
356
00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:04,147
Uh, what is he doing here?
357
00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:06,882
Bob, please,
we're out of couches.
358
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:09,685
Goodwin is here
to extend an olive branch.
359
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,455
Goodwin, extend.
360
00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:15,925
You may return home.
361
00:15:16,026 --> 00:15:17,427
Why would I do that?
362
00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:19,929
Here, I am surrounded
by people who love me.
363
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:21,564
We do love him.
364
00:15:21,664 --> 00:15:23,899
We really do.
365
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,268
I did what you asked
366
00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:27,637
and he has refused.
You cannot fire me.
367
00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:31,007
Ah, so that is why you are
here-- to save your own skin.
368
00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:33,709
ALL:
Boo.
369
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:37,413
That is not the only reason.
You are my cousin,
370
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:40,016
I care about you.
Now, come.
371
00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:42,218
I have to pick up flowers
on the way home.
372
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:45,755
My wife will be inconsolable
when she sees you.
373
00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:47,457
No, thank you.
374
00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:49,059
What?
What?
What?
375
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,194
You heard him.
376
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:53,029
It is too late.
377
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,630
Thanks to Mr. Wheeler,
378
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,232
I have tasted freedom.
I will stay here
379
00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:57,433
where the compliments
are plentiful
380
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,634
and the heat is always on.
381
00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:01,037
No.
Fine, stay here forever.
382
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,505
No, no.
I will.
383
00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:04,240
No!
You stay as long
as you want, sweetie.
384
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,241
No!
Bob.
385
00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:07,610
Not Bob. Them.
386
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,183
Go ahead, say, "I told you so".
387
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:15,818
Why? You know I told you so.
388
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,487
I'm sorry.
You should be.
389
00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:20,290
Always thinking about others.
390
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:21,891
He's not gonna be here for long.
391
00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:24,194
You will let him stay
as long as he needs
392
00:16:24,294 --> 00:16:26,829
because you're a thoughtful
and generous man.
393
00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:29,499
I'll try and work on that.
394
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:32,268
Why did I have to marry someone
with a heart of gold?
395
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,336
You deserve better.
396
00:16:33,436 --> 00:16:35,405
There is no one better.
397
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,441
What's going on?
398
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,710
Kofo is going to be staying
with us for a while.
399
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,379
He can have my room
and I'll stay out here.
400
00:16:43,479 --> 00:16:45,381
Would you like that?
401
00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,016
I would love that.
402
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:48,151
Then no.
403
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:50,520
Make the bed.
404
00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:53,623
I'll help you.
ABISHOLA: Stop helping people.
405
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:54,490
Sorry.
406
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:57,093
Heart of gold, buddy,
407
00:16:57,193 --> 00:16:58,961
heart of gold.
408
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,430
(laughs)
409
00:17:06,636 --> 00:17:08,238
Thank you very much.
410
00:17:08,338 --> 00:17:10,573
Oh, it was our pleasure.
Bye now.
411
00:17:10,673 --> 00:17:12,908
Bye.
What a great patient.
412
00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,477
Never hit the
call button once.
413
00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:15,845
I hope he comes back.
414
00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:18,514
You see his cholesterol?
He'll be back.
415
00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:21,050
Ah, Kemi.
416
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,953
Ah.
417
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:25,621
I thought you hated
those scrubs.
418
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:26,789
I do.
419
00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:29,392
But you are wearing them.
I am.
420
00:17:30,826 --> 00:17:32,195
(laughs)
421
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:34,797
You look ridiculous.
422
00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:36,299
(laughs) You really do.
423
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,700
I know.
424
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,535
Why are the dogs wearing hats?
425
00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:40,870
(all laughing)
426
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,738
Your name will no longer
be whispered
427
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:45,007
during my grudge mantra.
428
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,943
However, you, Gloria,
will remain in my chant.
429
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:49,712
What have I done now?
430
00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:51,080
You laughed at my gift.
431
00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:52,348
We all laughed.
432
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:54,950
Ah, Gloria,
that was not very nice.
433
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:07,597
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434
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435
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,936
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