1 00:00:03,814 --> 00:00:05,382 See this, Dele? 2 00:00:05,482 --> 00:00:07,618 That's me and Max on our honeymoon. 3 00:00:07,718 --> 00:00:09,686 Aw, you used to be very beautiful, Granny Dottie. 4 00:00:09,786 --> 00:00:12,589 What are you trying to say? 5 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:15,926 That you have always been very beautiful. 6 00:00:16,026 --> 00:00:17,060 Good save. 7 00:00:17,161 --> 00:00:18,895 No, it wasn't. 8 00:00:18,995 --> 00:00:20,631 I didn't know you played football. 9 00:00:20,731 --> 00:00:22,666 Started varsity as a sophomore. 10 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:25,136 I almost sacked a guy who almost went on 11 00:00:25,236 --> 00:00:27,771 to play semi-pro Canadian football. 12 00:00:28,772 --> 00:00:30,441 Cool. 13 00:00:31,442 --> 00:00:32,776 Where is this? 14 00:00:32,876 --> 00:00:35,078 Ah, that's our old lake house. Aw. 15 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:36,079 Spent every summer there. 16 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,548 Why are you so red? 17 00:00:37,648 --> 00:00:39,216 You look like a hot dog. 18 00:00:39,316 --> 00:00:42,253 'Cause Granny Dottie sent us outside without any sunscreen. 19 00:00:42,353 --> 00:00:43,654 Hey, it was the '70s. 20 00:00:43,754 --> 00:00:46,157 There was plenty of ozone to go around. 21 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,460 That's where my dad taught me how to fish. 22 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,094 I got my first kiss there. 23 00:00:51,195 --> 00:00:52,663 Was it with the fish? 24 00:00:52,763 --> 00:00:55,632 It was Sarah Palmer. We both had braces. 25 00:00:55,732 --> 00:00:57,701 Kiss didn't end till my dad pried us apart 26 00:00:57,801 --> 00:00:59,436 with a Swiss Army knife. 27 00:01:00,437 --> 00:01:01,772 Is that Christina and Douglas? 28 00:01:01,872 --> 00:01:04,808 No, actually, that's Christina and that's Douglas. 29 00:01:04,908 --> 00:01:06,910 Oh. 30 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:08,512 You have any old photo albums? 31 00:01:08,612 --> 00:01:10,781 Of course. Well, you should bust them out. 32 00:01:10,881 --> 00:01:12,082 No, thank you. 33 00:01:12,183 --> 00:01:13,884 Come on, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. 34 00:01:13,984 --> 00:01:16,052 Look, here's my naked phase when I was three. 35 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:18,522 Aw, you had such a cute little heinie. 36 00:01:18,622 --> 00:01:19,923 Still does. 37 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:21,091 I do not want 38 00:01:21,192 --> 00:01:22,993 to look back at any of my phases. 39 00:01:23,093 --> 00:01:24,861 I'm sure Dele would love to see 40 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,663 some pictures from your childhood. 41 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:28,765 I'm sure he would also love to go to the school dance, 42 00:01:28,865 --> 00:01:31,702 but neither one of those things are going to happen. 43 00:01:31,802 --> 00:01:34,471 Come on, don't you want to hear your mom's stories? 44 00:01:34,571 --> 00:01:36,940 Not if she doesn't want to share them. 45 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,041 And I do not. 46 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,943 But you have wondered. Of course. 47 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:41,178 Well, you see that? 48 00:01:41,278 --> 00:01:42,613 The kid wants to know about you. Enough. 49 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:44,615 Dele, go to your room. Yes, Mum. 50 00:01:44,715 --> 00:01:46,617 My fault. Sorry, bud. 51 00:01:46,717 --> 00:01:49,019 I'll see you at dinner. 52 00:02:14,778 --> 00:02:17,147 All right, if there is nothing else, 53 00:02:17,248 --> 00:02:18,449 meeting adjourned. 54 00:02:18,549 --> 00:02:20,684 Oh, before I forget, our Walmart rep 55 00:02:20,784 --> 00:02:23,920 gave me two front row tickets to Celtics-Pistons on Friday. 56 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,356 How exciting. 57 00:02:25,456 --> 00:02:26,590 Douglas, you've been on that account. 58 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:27,924 I thought maybe you'd like to come. 59 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:30,126 How exciting for Douglas. 60 00:02:30,227 --> 00:02:32,563 Friday? I can't. I have a date. 61 00:02:32,663 --> 00:02:35,499 Well, you know what? You've been putting in the hours. 62 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:38,068 Take your bus driver lady to a ball game 63 00:02:38,168 --> 00:02:40,371 and, here, have a couple $20 beers on me. 64 00:02:40,471 --> 00:02:41,938 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 65 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:44,308 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. What "mm-mm"? What? What's wrong? 66 00:02:44,408 --> 00:02:46,009 Olivia and I broke up. 67 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:49,713 She took that bus and ran right over his heart. 68 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:51,415 She hurt my baby. 69 00:02:51,515 --> 00:02:53,950 Call me old-fashioned, 70 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:56,119 but I hope she dies in a fire. 71 00:02:56,953 --> 00:02:58,755 Can we just talk about work? 72 00:02:58,855 --> 00:03:01,191 Well, that's, uh, too bad. 73 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:02,859 Boy, you get busy for a few weeks, 74 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,328 you-you miss all the news. 75 00:03:04,428 --> 00:03:06,297 This was three months ago. 76 00:03:06,397 --> 00:03:08,699 But your platitude still stands. 77 00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:10,066 Well, I'm sorry, buddy. 78 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,134 It's not a big deal. 79 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,069 Is the meeting over? 80 00:03:13,169 --> 00:03:15,138 Yeah. I'll see you guys later. 81 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,040 Uh, where did we land on the tickets? 82 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:19,009 Knock yourself out. 83 00:03:19,109 --> 00:03:20,544 Oh, my goodness. 84 00:03:20,644 --> 00:03:23,380 Thank you so much for thinking of me. 85 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:26,182 I'm so glad you're dating again. 86 00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:28,018 You took that breakup pretty hard. 87 00:03:28,118 --> 00:03:29,853 You did? He did. 88 00:03:29,953 --> 00:03:31,322 Big-time. I was told 89 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:32,856 the meeting was adjourned. 90 00:03:32,956 --> 00:03:34,525 Can I go back to work, please? 91 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:37,761 Very good. Stay focused. What did I tell you at dinner? 92 00:03:37,861 --> 00:03:40,464 "Make yourself into a man worthy of love, 93 00:03:40,564 --> 00:03:41,932 and love will find you." 94 00:03:42,032 --> 00:03:43,967 I wrote that one down as soon as you said it. 95 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,001 You were there, too? 96 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:46,637 Oh, yeah, we all went. 97 00:03:46,737 --> 00:03:49,940 This one turns into quite a poet after a few glasses of wine. 98 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,409 Guilty. 99 00:03:52,509 --> 00:03:54,645 Well, it's good somebody was there for you. 100 00:03:54,745 --> 00:03:56,747 Oh, honey, I know how you feel. 101 00:03:56,847 --> 00:03:59,616 You spend a couple of months in St. Barts to decompress, 102 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:01,284 you come home and, all of a sudden, 103 00:04:01,385 --> 00:04:02,886 your kid's graduating high school. 104 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:05,789 I mean, you can't beat yourself up, you needed the break. 105 00:04:05,889 --> 00:04:07,958 I wasn't on vacation, I've been working. 106 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:10,327 There you go. Bury the guilt. 107 00:04:15,999 --> 00:04:19,169 Are you wearing the cologne I sent? Remember, 108 00:04:19,269 --> 00:04:20,904 if the judge likes what he smells, 109 00:04:21,004 --> 00:04:23,206 he will like what he hears. 110 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:24,741 Her son? The lawyer. 111 00:04:24,841 --> 00:04:29,713 Ooh. Now, run me through your closing argument. 112 00:04:29,813 --> 00:04:30,981 No, no, no. 113 00:04:31,081 --> 00:04:32,783 First, you cite precedent, 114 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:35,185 and then you attack the plaintiff's character. 115 00:04:35,285 --> 00:04:38,622 This is basic stuff. Do not be stupid. 116 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,392 She loves him so much. 117 00:04:42,058 --> 00:04:44,628 Okay, put the children on. 118 00:04:44,728 --> 00:04:47,531 Hello, my babies. 119 00:04:48,365 --> 00:04:50,767 Granny is coming to see you soon, 120 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:52,436 and she's going to get you in the tickle machine, 121 00:04:52,536 --> 00:04:54,037 and she's going to tickle you 122 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:55,205 and tickle you 123 00:04:55,305 --> 00:04:57,207 and tickle you. 124 00:04:57,307 --> 00:04:59,175 Night-night, my cuddle bugs. 125 00:04:59,275 --> 00:05:01,712 No, I love you more. 126 00:05:08,218 --> 00:05:09,653 What? 127 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:12,556 Just wondering where we could buy a tickle machine. 128 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:15,191 I've never seen this side of you. 129 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:16,527 It is wonderful. 130 00:05:16,627 --> 00:05:19,630 Yes. I used to think I didn't like children. 131 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,733 Turns out, I just didn't like my own. 132 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,935 I'm glad you and your son are talking again. 133 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,638 And I bet those kids are glad to have their grandma back. 134 00:05:27,738 --> 00:05:30,707 Especially since he told them I was dead. 135 00:05:30,807 --> 00:05:31,842 What? 136 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:34,445 We were fighting. You say things. 137 00:05:34,545 --> 00:05:36,647 Did they have questions when you came back to life? 138 00:05:36,747 --> 00:05:39,450 They know better than to ask. It is none of their business. 139 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:41,217 So the kids have to say goodnight 140 00:05:41,317 --> 00:05:42,719 to the ghost of Grandma Kemi? 141 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:44,320 Nigerians don't like 142 00:05:44,421 --> 00:05:46,457 to share their personal lives with their children. 143 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:48,759 Mm-hmm. You have to remain infallible. 144 00:05:48,859 --> 00:05:50,360 Once you show them you are human, 145 00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:52,295 you have lost all authority. 146 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,531 So how do they learn from your mistakes? 147 00:05:55,766 --> 00:05:57,934 What mistakes? What mistakes? 148 00:05:58,034 --> 00:06:00,937 Never mind. My father was just like you, 149 00:06:01,037 --> 00:06:02,439 completely closed off. 150 00:06:02,539 --> 00:06:04,040 For years, all I knew about him 151 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,843 was that he grunted and hated tartar sauce. 152 00:06:06,943 --> 00:06:10,113 Well, elders choose to pass on what they think is important. 153 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:14,117 Hmm. Perhaps condiments and coughing was all he wanted you to know. 154 00:06:14,951 --> 00:06:16,887 He didn't even tell me when he was diagnosed 155 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:18,421 with prostate cancer. 156 00:06:19,623 --> 00:06:22,158 Oh, that's terrible. Sorry, Gloria. 157 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:26,396 All I'm saying is, talk to your children while you can. 158 00:06:27,631 --> 00:06:31,234 Funmbi, when was the last time you had your prostate checked? 159 00:06:32,235 --> 00:06:35,171 Pass the phone to your wife, I will tell her what to do. 160 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:36,172 Thank you, Gloria. 161 00:06:36,272 --> 00:06:38,675 Don't thank me. 162 00:06:42,145 --> 00:06:45,649 I did fall asleep eventually. The melatonin helped. 163 00:06:45,749 --> 00:06:47,718 Thank you for the suggestion. 164 00:06:47,818 --> 00:06:49,820 I did not know you were having trouble sleeping. 165 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,756 Do you also not know I am on the phone? 166 00:06:52,856 --> 00:06:54,424 Sorry. 167 00:06:54,525 --> 00:06:57,594 I have the same problem. As soon as I lie down, 168 00:06:57,694 --> 00:06:59,796 it is like a faucet in the back of my throat. 169 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:02,265 Mm. That may be postnasal drip. 170 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:05,335 We'll get you a humidifier and prop you up on a pillow. 171 00:07:05,435 --> 00:07:08,605 Excuse me, are you my friend Abeni, 172 00:07:08,705 --> 00:07:11,474 who is spending a dollar a minute just to speak to me? 173 00:07:11,575 --> 00:07:14,277 No. Then stop talking. 174 00:07:14,377 --> 00:07:15,411 Sorry. 175 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:17,514 At least with the lack of sleep, 176 00:07:17,614 --> 00:07:20,183 I have almost finished this month's book. 177 00:07:20,283 --> 00:07:22,118 I agree it is fantastic. 178 00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:23,754 I never considered 179 00:07:23,854 --> 00:07:26,723 what life would be like as the wife of a time traveler. 180 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:30,493 Oh, Kemi read that. She said that... 181 00:07:31,895 --> 00:07:34,531 Abeni, let us talk another time. 182 00:07:34,631 --> 00:07:36,867 I am being spied on. 183 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:40,503 I did not know you were in a book club. 184 00:07:40,604 --> 00:07:42,639 That must be a nice way to keep in touch 185 00:07:42,739 --> 00:07:43,940 with your friends in Nigeria. 186 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,476 That shirt still has a stain on it. 187 00:07:46,577 --> 00:07:48,311 I know, 188 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:49,980 and I've tried everything. 189 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,715 I'm going to have to throw it out. 190 00:07:51,815 --> 00:07:55,251 Nonsense. Mix lemon juice with water, add a pinch of salt, 191 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,053 spray the shirt, leave it in the sun 192 00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:59,322 for an hour. It will be as good as new. 193 00:07:59,422 --> 00:08:00,624 Thank you, Mummy. 194 00:08:00,724 --> 00:08:02,125 You are so full of 195 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:04,695 wonderful knowledge. Who taught you that? 196 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:07,964 Who cares who taught me. It will get out the stain. 197 00:08:08,064 --> 00:08:10,033 Of course. 198 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:12,068 I feel like I am living with Barbara Walters. 199 00:08:20,977 --> 00:08:23,647 Hey. Hey. 200 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:29,920 So... 201 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,855 Sup? 202 00:08:31,955 --> 00:08:33,890 Not much. 203 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,764 You know, when I say "sup" to you, I really mean it. 204 00:08:42,098 --> 00:08:45,535 And I really mean it when I say "not much." 205 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,674 I am sorry about your breakup. 206 00:08:50,774 --> 00:08:53,409 I'm fine. Good. 207 00:08:53,509 --> 00:08:55,578 Good, good, good. 208 00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:03,720 You know who's not good? The Tigers. 209 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,555 I can't believe some of the moves they're making. 210 00:09:05,656 --> 00:09:08,058 It's like they want to lose. That's what Goodwin said. 211 00:09:08,158 --> 00:09:10,661 You talk baseball with Goodwin? 212 00:09:10,761 --> 00:09:13,163 It's our thing now. I got him into it. 213 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:17,167 Thought it was our thing, but... whatevs. 214 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:24,875 You're gonna be okay. You're gonna meet the right one. 215 00:09:24,975 --> 00:09:26,509 I know. 216 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,913 Cool. Cool beans. 217 00:09:30,981 --> 00:09:32,215 Huh? 218 00:09:32,315 --> 00:09:35,719 You know, like, tight. Everything's tight. 219 00:09:37,854 --> 00:09:40,456 How many of these do you want done? 220 00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:42,458 Uh, I want to thread the whole fleet, 221 00:09:42,558 --> 00:09:44,795 do a test run in full production mode. 222 00:09:44,895 --> 00:09:46,797 Okay, well, I'm almost done with this one. 223 00:09:46,897 --> 00:09:48,865 I just got to keep this yarn from splitting. 224 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:51,802 Whoa! Turn it off! 225 00:09:51,902 --> 00:09:53,904 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Put pressure on it! 226 00:09:54,004 --> 00:09:55,438 Hold your hand above your head. 227 00:09:55,538 --> 00:09:57,273 Is it dripping? 228 00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:58,809 Okay. Oh, my God. 229 00:09:58,909 --> 00:10:00,343 We got to get you to the hospital. Come on. 230 00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:02,278 Okay. I'll call Goodwin. 231 00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:04,547 We're not calling Goodwin! 232 00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,125 I'm gonna look. You don't need to do that. 233 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:16,459 Just breathe, we're almost there. 234 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,128 Ah, I looked. 235 00:10:18,228 --> 00:10:19,730 I said breathe. Relax. 236 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:23,700 When you yell at someone to relax, they don't relax. 237 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,135 Hey, it's gonna be okay. 238 00:10:25,235 --> 00:10:27,237 You don't know that. Yes, I do. 239 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:28,905 You remember that time at the lake house 240 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,041 when me and my friends were going off the rope swing, 241 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:32,608 and then you tried and let go too early, 242 00:10:32,709 --> 00:10:34,444 and you hit your head on a rock? 243 00:10:35,645 --> 00:10:38,214 No, I don't remember that at all. 244 00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:40,951 Yeah, you were kind of unconscious. 245 00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:42,585 The point is, I got you through it. 246 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,855 I'm your big brother. I'm gonna take care of you. 247 00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:46,456 Okay. 248 00:10:46,556 --> 00:10:48,959 You're not gonna lose the finger, you hear me? 249 00:10:49,059 --> 00:10:51,461 Yeah. 250 00:10:51,561 --> 00:10:52,763 If you do, 251 00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:54,497 it's an automatic conversation starter. 252 00:10:54,597 --> 00:10:55,766 That's true. 253 00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:57,267 There's this girl at my gym with one leg, 254 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:58,835 and every time she hops onto that treadmill, 255 00:10:58,935 --> 00:11:01,037 I want to know her story. 256 00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:05,175 I'm gonna look again. 257 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:06,676 I just told you not to look at it. 258 00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:09,179 Oh, you could see the bone. You can't see the bone. 259 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:11,514 Yes, I can. Yeah, you can see the bone. 260 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:18,521 Here are my family photos. 261 00:11:18,621 --> 00:11:21,557 I'm willing to answer questions and share stories. 262 00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:23,026 Really? 263 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:26,362 Yes. I'm your mother. You should know about me. 264 00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:28,031 Where is this coming from? 265 00:11:28,131 --> 00:11:30,033 Do you want to see the photos or not? 266 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:33,369 Is that you? 267 00:11:33,469 --> 00:11:34,938 Yes. 268 00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:37,273 I had a few awkward years as a teenager. 269 00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:39,142 I think it just took some time 270 00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:40,643 for you to grow into your head. 271 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,178 Dele. 272 00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:45,348 They used to call me "head of the class." 273 00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:48,785 That's clever, but very mean. 274 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,089 Wow. Look how young you and Dad are. 275 00:11:53,189 --> 00:11:55,725 Mm. I was not born an adult, you know. 276 00:11:55,826 --> 00:11:57,493 I didn't know Dad had a motorcycle. 277 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,395 Oh, that was mine. 278 00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:02,999 I have so many questions. 279 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:04,500 It had 600 cc's, 280 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,103 and no, you cannot have one. 281 00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:11,774 Whose wedding is this? 282 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,845 My cousin. Mm. 283 00:12:14,945 --> 00:12:16,246 That's where your father and I met. 284 00:12:16,346 --> 00:12:18,748 He was so handsome 285 00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:20,350 and such a good dancer. 286 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,018 I knew I wanted to meet him. 287 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,519 So you made the first move? 288 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,688 Do not talk to your mother like that. 289 00:12:26,923 --> 00:12:29,525 Your father was a very respectful young man. 290 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,129 He asked my father's permission before he took me out on a date. 291 00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:38,501 You're sitting on his lap in this one. 292 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:40,403 Oh. 293 00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:42,538 Isn't this the same wedding? 294 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,140 Yes. 295 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,076 Where you just met? 296 00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:48,578 I think we have shared enough. 297 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,849 This is a strange feeling. What is? 298 00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:56,987 You're not just my mother. You're a person. 299 00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:59,289 I prefer to just be your mother. 300 00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:01,124 Let's go back to that. 301 00:13:01,224 --> 00:13:03,159 Too late. 302 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,432 It's gonna be fine. Abishola's on her way. 303 00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:11,401 She doesn't need to do that. I'm feeling much better. 304 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:12,802 No, I'm not. Okay. 305 00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:14,470 Sit. 306 00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:18,074 Hi. You might know my wife, Abishola Adebambo. 307 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:19,876 She's a nurse in cardiology. 308 00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,444 She told me to tell you to bump us up. 309 00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:23,046 Is the person you're with experiencing 310 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,380 chest pains or in labor? 311 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,949 No. Have a seat. 312 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:27,817 Listen, lady, that's my little brother over there, 313 00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:30,053 a-and his finger's damn near falling off. 314 00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:32,122 I don't care what it costs, I want him seen right now, 315 00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:34,090 you hear me? Thank you. 316 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,125 Security, stand by. 317 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:36,927 I'm sitting. I'm sitting. 318 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:42,498 You're gonna be okay. I'm such an idiot. 319 00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:45,168 I can't even make a sock without mutilating myself. 320 00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:47,637 Look, accidents happen. It's just bad luck. 321 00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:49,439 I'll never play banjo again. 322 00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:51,174 You never played before. 323 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,809 Well, now it's off the table. Oh. 324 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,146 Bob. There you are. 325 00:13:56,246 --> 00:13:57,313 Wife of mine. 326 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,448 Are you okay, Douglas? 327 00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,516 No. Why are you still waiting? 328 00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,185 Her. 329 00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:03,686 I guess if you're not losing an organ... 330 00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,688 Why is my brother-in-law sitting in the waiting room 331 00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,290 with a grade three laceration? 332 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,524 We're swamped down here. 333 00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:09,993 If he even loses a fingernail 334 00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:11,227 due to your negligence, 335 00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:12,963 I'll report you to the review board. 336 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,200 Review board. 337 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,535 She's good. 338 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:25,942 Success! No fingers left behind. 339 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,778 Bring it in, buddy. 340 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:31,447 I didn't expect everybody to be here. 341 00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,915 All right, let's give him some room. 342 00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:34,684 No, no, it's nice. 343 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:37,753 Enough, he needs to rest. Come. 344 00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:39,422 We brought ice cream. Would you like some? 345 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:40,790 Sounds good, thanks. 346 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:43,559 I-I think everyone would like ice cream. 347 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:46,662 You're on heavy pain medication. 348 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,264 You might have some trouble with food. 349 00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:50,233 Good point. Just a beer. 350 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,968 I think everyone would like a beer. 351 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:54,270 I got him some ice. 352 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,573 Ooh, thank you. We got you some ice. 353 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,477 So, what happened, sweetie? 354 00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:04,114 I was just being careless. Classic Douglas. 355 00:15:04,214 --> 00:15:05,615 Enough of that, it was an accident. 356 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,150 I don't want to say it again. 357 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,884 Okay. You have spent 358 00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:11,021 hour after hour working on that warehouse floor. 359 00:15:11,121 --> 00:15:12,922 Hell, you've been coming in on the weekends just to learn the 360 00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:15,325 new machines. If this happened to somebody as skilled as you, 361 00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:17,060 it could've happened to anybody. 362 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,195 Thanks, Bob. You're welcome. 363 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:22,198 We're all just glad you're okay. Mm. 364 00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:23,833 I love you, buddy. 365 00:15:25,768 --> 00:15:26,869 I love you, too. 366 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:31,341 Did you see that the Lions, they... 367 00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,743 they fired their offensive coordinator? 368 00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:35,345 They had to do something. The guy's running 369 00:15:35,445 --> 00:15:37,180 a West Coast offense without the personnel. 370 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,283 They really do love each other. 371 00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:43,119 Guess you have to lose a finger 372 00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,321 to receive some affection around here. 373 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,957 Honey, give it a rest. 374 00:15:49,359 --> 00:15:50,993 You will be fine. I still have 375 00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:53,329 the scar on my hand from when I was a little girl. 376 00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:55,165 I got it playing in the tool shed 377 00:15:55,265 --> 00:15:56,799 at my grandfather's farm. 378 00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,401 I remember that. 379 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,270 I did not know great-grandfather had a farm. 380 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,804 He grew cassava. 381 00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:04,374 We would drive up and help him harvest it by hand. 382 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:06,042 Working on your grandfather's farm 383 00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:07,810 must've been a very special time for you. 384 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,280 You know, my Uncle Willy had a sweet corn farm. 385 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,948 Bob, please. My mother is speaking. 386 00:16:13,049 --> 00:16:15,318 All right. 387 00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:16,486 Well, in August, we would all 388 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:17,987 pile in the car, and then we... 389 00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,302 You starting to like baseball? 390 00:16:32,402 --> 00:16:34,337 No, not really. 391 00:16:34,437 --> 00:16:35,638 It grows on you. 392 00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:38,208 Okay. 393 00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:40,876 So, this spring training game does not even count? 394 00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:42,712 Nope. Basically, a big practice. 395 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:46,482 And because you were at work, the game already happened. 396 00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:49,585 But instead of just looking up who won, you are watching it. 397 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:51,721 I'm a complicated man. 398 00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:54,857 That is one way to put it. 399 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,930 Aw, my brother says his date went well. 400 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,965 Mm. That is wonderful. Yeah, hang on, 401 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,667 let me write him back. 402 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,869 Thumbs up. Party hat. 403 00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:11,073 Good for him. After ending a relationship, 404 00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:12,675 it can be hard to try again. 405 00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,510 Tell me about it. After my divorce, 406 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,046 I had trouble moving on. 407 00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:18,748 You are being modest. 408 00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:20,750 No man who can flirt with a woman 409 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,218 while wearing a hospital gown 410 00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:24,554 has trouble with the ladies. 411 00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:25,921 I'm telling you. It went Lorraine, 412 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:28,291 a lot of frozen pizzas for dinner, and then you. 413 00:17:28,391 --> 00:17:31,594 Aw, you love me more than pizza. 414 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:36,098 What about you? A lot of microwave jollof after Tayo? 415 00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:39,335 Uh, I had a boyfriend or two. 416 00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:44,006 Was it "a" or two? 417 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:47,042 One was very serious. His name was Ke... 418 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:48,978 You know what? I think we shared enough for now. 419 00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:51,514 Okay. Okay. 420 00:17:59,889 --> 00:18:02,992 Captioning sponsored by CBS 421 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:05,595 and TOYOTA. 422 00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:09,131 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org