1
00:00:06,204 --> 00:00:07,504
Happy Valentine's Day.

2
00:00:07,605 --> 00:00:10,073
Happy Valentine's Day, Bob.

3
00:00:12,043 --> 00:00:14,978
It was so nice of them to
give us free champagne.

4
00:00:15,079 --> 00:00:16,380
Oh, there's nothing free about it.

5
00:00:16,481 --> 00:00:17,648
It's part of the package.

6
00:00:17,749 --> 00:00:19,049
- What do you mean?
- Well, it's all included:

7
00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:20,751
champagne, dinner,
and you're out the door

8
00:00:20,852 --> 00:00:23,120
for only three times what it should be.

9
00:00:23,221 --> 00:00:26,156
Isn't this restaurant
already very expensive?

10
00:00:26,743 --> 00:00:27,958
Yeah.

11
00:00:28,059 --> 00:00:32,896
But it's worth it to spend this
special day with my special gal.

12
00:00:33,731 --> 00:00:35,465
That's lovely. Let's eat.

13
00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:37,701
Where are the menus?

14
00:00:37,802 --> 00:00:39,269
Ah, it's right there.
It's a prix fixe menu,

15
00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,372
which is French for
"you'll eat what we give you."

16
00:00:42,473 --> 00:00:43,907
So you pay three times the price

17
00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:45,809
and you cannot choose what you eat?

18
00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:48,445
Happy Valentine's Day.

19
00:00:48,546 --> 00:00:49,880
Maybe we should leave
and come back tomorrow.

20
00:00:49,981 --> 00:00:51,148
Why?

21
00:00:51,249 --> 00:00:54,017
It will be cheaper then,
and we can choose what we eat.

22
00:00:54,118 --> 00:00:56,920
But it's not Valentine's Day tomorrow.

23
00:00:57,021 --> 00:00:58,355
Who cares?

24
00:00:58,456 --> 00:01:00,691
Me and all these other idiots.

25
00:01:01,893 --> 00:01:03,460
This is a stupid and wasteful holiday.

26
00:01:03,561 --> 00:01:06,029
Let's never do this again.

27
00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:07,564
We will not.

28
00:01:07,665 --> 00:01:10,300
- Rose for the lady?
- Don't be ridiculous.

29
00:01:11,470 --> 00:01:12,569
No, thank you.

30
00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:19,009
So, I guess you probably don't want

31
00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:21,945
this overpriced piece
of jewelry I got you.

32
00:01:22,046 --> 00:01:25,115
Ah. Well, jewelry is different.

33
00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:26,516
- Is it, now?
- Yes.

34
00:01:26,618 --> 00:01:28,051
It's very practical.

35
00:01:28,152 --> 00:01:30,821
It's something that can be
passed down through generations.

36
00:01:30,922 --> 00:01:33,223
Yeah, like silverware
or a genetic disease.

37
00:01:35,526 --> 00:01:37,728
Bob, it's beautiful.

38
00:01:38,563 --> 00:01:40,931
Hey, look, I did something right.

39
00:01:41,032 --> 00:01:43,834
You can never go wrong with jewelry.

40
00:01:43,935 --> 00:01:46,136
Well, I hope you understand

41
00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:47,838
that this bracelet

42
00:01:47,939 --> 00:01:50,374
is an expression...

43
00:01:50,475 --> 00:01:52,075
of my love.

44
00:01:52,176 --> 00:01:54,144
Thank you.

45
00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:56,146
My love for you.

46
00:01:57,515 --> 00:01:59,483
Abishola,

47
00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:00,984
I love you.

48
00:02:01,085 --> 00:02:04,187
Yes, I understand.

49
00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,925
And that's all you're
gonna say on the subject?

50
00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:11,662
Bob.

51
00:02:13,765 --> 00:02:16,066
Thank you for the bracelet.

52
00:02:26,978 --> 00:02:28,779
Thank you again for dinner.

53
00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,714
Yep.

54
00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:34,217
And this bracelet is very special.

55
00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:35,786
Do you <i>love</i> it?

56
00:02:35,887 --> 00:02:38,422
Oh, I like it very much.

57
00:02:38,523 --> 00:02:41,058
Oh, good, so it's not just me.

58
00:02:48,366 --> 00:02:49,466
Well, good night.

59
00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:50,967
Good night!

60
00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:17,779
_

61
00:03:23,118 --> 00:03:25,186
The inclusions are very minimal.

62
00:03:25,287 --> 00:03:27,722
At least four karats.

63
00:03:27,823 --> 00:03:30,024
He did very well.

64
00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,459
I thought so.

65
00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,127
I wish he had spoken to me first.

66
00:03:33,229 --> 00:03:35,130
I could have got it for him cheaper.

67
00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:36,681
He does not care about the price.

68
00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:37,983
Americans.

69
00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,384
They believe the more
you pay for something,

70
00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:40,919
- the better it is.
- And we know

71
00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,387
the cheaper you get it,

72
00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,289
the better you feel.

73
00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,626
Tunde is a wonderful negotiator.

74
00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,928
He has left many jewelers in tears.

75
00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,329
They are not real tears.

76
00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:53,765
It's like a little show.

77
00:03:54,351 --> 00:03:56,468
Even if Bob was cheated,

78
00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,036
this a lovely gift.

79
00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,437
I hope you thanked him.

80
00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:00,639
- Of course I did.
- Mm.

81
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,574
No, that is not enough.

82
00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:03,775
You have to jump up and down.

83
00:04:04,509 --> 00:04:05,510
That's what Americans do

84
00:04:05,611 --> 00:04:09,347
when they win the his and her
Jet Skis on <i>The Price Is Right.</i>

85
00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:13,485
It is also why you never
see Nigerians on that show.

86
00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,886
We know all the prices,

87
00:04:14,987 --> 00:04:17,188
but we are not big jumpers.

88
00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,991
He told me he loved me.

89
00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,961
Well, that's nice.

90
00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,162
That is what I said,

91
00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,398
but he seemed unsatisfied.

92
00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,233
I think he wanted you
to say it back to him.

93
00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:31,469
People here are always
throwing that word around.

94
00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,271
They love rock and roll,

95
00:04:33,372 --> 00:04:34,539
they love New York,

96
00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,541
they love Lucy.

97
00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:40,145
- It is because they are too free with their feelings.
- Mm.

98
00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:41,246
They are like puppies.

99
00:04:41,259 --> 00:04:43,648
Racist, gun-loving puppies.

100
00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,818
I told Tunde I loved him once.

101
00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,553
- Really?
- Yes.

102
00:04:48,654 --> 00:04:49,754
When we first moved here.

103
00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:52,390
I was trying to be more American.

104
00:04:52,491 --> 00:04:53,958
It was very unpleasant.

105
00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,861
I asked her to never do it again.

106
00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:58,730
And I have kept that promise.

107
00:05:03,969 --> 00:05:05,103
Hey.

108
00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:07,205
Oh. Hello, brother.

109
00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:09,341
You realize it's Valentine's, right?

110
00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,209
Shouldn't you be drunk,
crying and screaming

111
00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:14,079
outside your ex-husband's camper van?

112
00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,081
I'm changing it up this year.

113
00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,683
I don't need a man to
have a romantic evening.

114
00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:20,352
I can have one with myself.

115
00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:21,853
Yikes.

116
00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,955
I just had a nice dinner,

117
00:05:24,056 --> 00:05:26,358
got some champagne, chocolates.

118
00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,465
Tonight,

119
00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:30,562
I'm falling in love
with a girl named Me.

120
00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:34,165
That's one of the creepiest
things I've ever heard.

121
00:05:34,811 --> 00:05:36,000
It's called self-partnering.

122
00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,369
Call it what you want.

123
00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,204
Just lock the door when you're doing it.

124
00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,206
I don't see you out on a date.

125
00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:44,075
That's because I refuse to be
manipulated by social pressure

126
00:05:44,176 --> 00:05:45,977
and cynical marketing campaigns.

127
00:05:46,078 --> 00:05:47,645
You still banned from Tinder?

128
00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,614
Six more weeks.

129
00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,216
Hey.

130
00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,317
Hey.

131
00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:54,819
At least one of us got
shot by Cupid's arrow.

132
00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,020
Yeah.

133
00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,622
Hit me right in the ass.

134
00:05:57,723 --> 00:05:58,923
What happened?

135
00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:00,859
Didn't Abishola love the bracelet?

136
00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,993
She doesn't love anything.

137
00:06:02,094 --> 00:06:03,828
Might as well be dating a robot.

138
00:06:03,929 --> 00:06:05,397
Oh, it's not Abishola's fault.

139
00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,598
It's her culture.

140
00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,334
- They're just not effusive people.
- If you want,

141
00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,170
Christina can teach you
how to self-partner.

142
00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:14,339
Here, come sit down.

143
00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,940
You've got all the love
you need right here

144
00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,509
with your brother and sister.

145
00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,578
- Call me crazy, but I think I deserve more than that.
- Mm.

146
00:06:20,679 --> 00:06:21,780
You're not crazy.

147
00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,048
You're just wrong.

148
00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,785
Can the three of us
be any more pathetic?

149
00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,753
We could wheel Mom in here.

150
00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:29,954
I asked.

151
00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:33,191
She doesn't want to hang out.

152
00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:35,176
_

153
00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,982
_

154
00:06:36,983 --> 00:06:40,332
_

155
00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,342
_

156
00:06:41,343 --> 00:06:42,647
_

157
00:06:42,648 --> 00:06:46,396
_

158
00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,073
Hey. Hey. What's going on?

159
00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,275
I am sorry, Mr. Wheeler.

160
00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,810
I am trying to save his life.

161
00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,412
No. He's messing with my mojo.

162
00:06:54,513 --> 00:06:57,615
He went out
and bought a dangerous motorcycle

163
00:06:57,716 --> 00:06:58,883
even after I forbade it.

164
00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,084
It's not a motorcycle.

165
00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,419
It's a scooter.

166
00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,620
150cc.

167
00:07:02,721 --> 00:07:04,322
Very zippy.

168
00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:07,058
You talking about that little
red thing in the parking lot?

169
00:07:07,159 --> 00:07:09,494
Not red. Rosso Passione.

170
00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,095
Big difference.

171
00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:13,164
Kofo, you are my cousin.

172
00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:15,600
I promised your parents
I'd look out for you.

173
00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,735
I even made space for you in my home.

174
00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,103
Above the garage.

175
00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,538
If I have to live like Fonzie,

176
00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:22,740
I will drive like him.

177
00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,542
You guys know Fonzie?

178
00:07:24,643 --> 00:07:26,244
- Aaayyh.
- Aaayyh.

179
00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,146
He says he looks after me,

180
00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,447
but I sleep on a futon

181
00:07:29,548 --> 00:07:31,549
next to all his stored
cans of house paint.

182
00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:32,817
I can't throw them away.

183
00:07:32,918 --> 00:07:34,519
They are for touch-ups.

184
00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:36,921
Try telling that to a girl

185
00:07:37,022 --> 00:07:39,624
you are attempting to
have intercourse with.

186
00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,560
Hey, did you guys get
<i>Laverne & Shirley,</i> too?

187
00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:44,128
You know...

188
00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,930
♪ Schlemiel, Schlimazel ♪

189
00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:49,200
♪ Hasenpfeffer Incorporated ♪

190
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,303
We should get back to work.

191
00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:53,605
Yes.

192
00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,290
_

193
00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,081
Look at this.

194
00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,549
The day after Valentine's Day,

195
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,985
and Chukwuemeka is still
sending me gifts at work.

196
00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,687
It's so embarrassing.

197
00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:11,956
You could have left
it in the locker room.

198
00:08:12,057 --> 00:08:13,424
I could have.

199
00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,326
But I didn't.

200
00:08:15,884 --> 00:08:16,928
Here,

201
00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,531
read the note he wrote me.

202
00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,433
"Kemi, my love..."

203
00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:26,971
"My heart is open to you 24 hours a day

204
00:08:27,072 --> 00:08:28,706
"like most, but not all,

205
00:08:28,807 --> 00:08:30,542
CVS Pharmacies."

206
00:08:31,201 --> 00:08:34,879
"Check your local branch
for holiday hours."

207
00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,347
He worships two things:

208
00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:38,883
providing low-cost,
generic drug alternatives

209
00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:40,919
and me.

210
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,389
How is it that a Nigerian
man engages in this...

211
00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,858
lovey-dovey American rubbish?

212
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,226
What can I say?

213
00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:52,230
My milkshake has brought
the boy to the yard.

214
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,198
And you like this?

215
00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,753
I didn't at first.

216
00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:58,303
But then he started to
shower me with gifts.

217
00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,771
You know, the other day,

218
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,640
he gave me a heating
pad <i>and</i> a humidifier,

219
00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:05,310
just because.

220
00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,613
So you go along with something
you're not comfortable with

221
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,948
just for the gifts?

222
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,316
Oh, I give him gifts, too.

223
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,151
I have done things with Chukwuemeka

224
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,520
I have never done with any other man.

225
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:16,754
Kemi,

226
00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:19,490
you have to respect yourself.

227
00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:22,660
I was talking about going on a picnic.

228
00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:24,662
Whatever <i>you were thinking of...</i>

229
00:09:25,784 --> 00:09:28,600
I <i>have</i> done with other men.

230
00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,204
Oh.

231
00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:34,405
Hey, guys.

232
00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:35,807
Hello, Mr. Wheeler's brother.

233
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,008
Hi.

234
00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,643
I mean, I'm also Mr. Wheeler,

235
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:39,911
but whatever.

236
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,613
So, what's up?

237
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:42,947
We have an HR issue.

238
00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:44,649
Okay.

239
00:09:49,283 --> 00:09:52,624
- And you are head of HR.
- Oh, yeah.

240
00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:57,061
Company policy requires
me to take notes.

241
00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:04,636
Hang on a second.

242
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:05,747
I got it.

243
00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:07,077
Wrapping.

244
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,911
Oh, a pen would help.

245
00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:17,715
Mm-hmm.

246
00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:30,928
Here we go. Mightier than the sword.

247
00:10:31,955 --> 00:10:33,331
So, what's the issue?

248
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,067
And I have to warn you,
if this is sexual in nature,

249
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,902
I am a giggler.

250
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,338
Okay, shoot.

251
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,806
This man has stolen my Vespa helmet.

252
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,872
He is crazy.
Why would I want such a thing?

253
00:10:43,907 --> 00:10:45,476
Because it represents freedom,

254
00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:48,212
the open road,
a general devil-may-care attitude.

255
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:49,480
It represents stupidity.

256
00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:51,349
Okay, let me stop you right there.

257
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,484
This is a safe space,

258
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:56,921
so, going forward,
no one is stupid and no one is crazy.

259
00:10:58,153 --> 00:10:59,177
_

260
00:10:59,178 --> 00:11:00,756
_

261
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,627
Thank you.

262
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,762
Now, can you describe the stolen item?

263
00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:07,799
It is a shiny purple helmet
that I polished this morning.

264
00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,269
I bet you did.

265
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,204
I did.

266
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,473
He admitted it.

267
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:18,009
All right, safe space.
That one is on me.

268
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:21,169
What will I tell your mother if
you get rear-ended by a truck?

269
00:11:21,478 --> 00:11:22,680
"Rear-ended."

270
00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,148
Sorry.

271
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:25,917
Fellas...

272
00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:30,088
let me tell you what I see
from over here in the HR chair.

273
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,691
This isn't actually about a helmet.

274
00:11:32,771 --> 00:11:34,826
- Yes, it is.
- For my Vespa.

275
00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:38,863
Look a little deeper.
What's going on here is about control.

276
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,331
- It is?
- Oh, yeah.

277
00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:42,300
Bob tries to pull this kind
of crap with me all the time.

278
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,802
Thinks he knows what's best for me.

279
00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,671
But if I want to take six months off

280
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,239
and follow a jam band through Spain,

281
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,575
that should be my choice.

282
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:54,912
Do you feel this way?

283
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,148
About the jam band?

284
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,083
About me controlling your life.

285
00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:00,585
Yes.

286
00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:04,622
Uh, too bad.

287
00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:08,593
I will not have you racing around
on a scooter and go down on it.

288
00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:11,062
"Go down on it."

289
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,532
I am so sorry.

290
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,746
_

291
00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:20,738
Hello, Bob.

292
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,340
Hi.

293
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,875
Um...

294
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,210
May I speak with you for a moment?

295
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:27,545
Sure. What's up?

296
00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:30,281
I don't think I expressed to you

297
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,617
how much the other night meant to me.

298
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,752
Okay.

299
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:41,025
What was that?

300
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,595
I was expressing my enthusiasm.

301
00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:53,437
Abishola, that's not what this is about.

302
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,573
I wanted to know how you felt

303
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,775
when I told you I loved you.

304
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,552
Okay, good talk.

305
00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:11,751
_

306
00:13:12,348 --> 00:13:14,431
This should help with the pain,
Mr. Holloway.

307
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,333
I'm scared.

308
00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:17,801
Of course you are scared.

309
00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:19,803
You are beginning a
journey into the unknown.

310
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:22,039
But at the end of it,
you will find peace.

311
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:23,407
In heaven?

312
00:13:23,508 --> 00:13:26,910
Well, that depends on your line of work.

313
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,557
Abishola.

314
00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:30,647
Can I see you over here?

315
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,620
"Your line of work"?

316
00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:38,422
Well, he's certainly not going to heaven

317
00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:40,991
if he was a slumlord or a money lender.

318
00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:44,328
How about, in the future,
you just say reassuring things

319
00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,730
like "I know what you're going through"?

320
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:48,665
But I do not know what
he's going through.

321
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,869
He's dying, and I feel pretty good.

322
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,680
You're just saying it to
make him feel better, Elsa.

323
00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:58,809
- Elsa?
- The ice queen from <i>Frozen.</i>

324
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,278
It's what all the other nurses call you.

325
00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:03,847
Well, she's the heroine of the story.

326
00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:07,384
Everybody likes her,
even the talking snowman.

327
00:14:07,757 --> 00:14:08,766
That...

328
00:14:08,887 --> 00:14:10,020
Never mind.

329
00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:12,456
It's not your fault it
doesn't come naturally to you.

330
00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:14,458
Uh, what is that supposed to mean?

331
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:16,727
You told me yourself
how you were raised,

332
00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:20,230
how your mother never showed
you affection or love.

333
00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:22,040
My mother loved me very much.

334
00:14:22,075 --> 00:14:24,401
- You told me she beat you.
- Yes.

335
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:25,836
When I was bad.

336
00:14:25,937 --> 00:14:27,771
And afterward,
she would bring me an aspirin.

337
00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:31,375
If that is not love,
I do not know what is.

338
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:33,544
You do not know what is.

339
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:36,747
It does not matter what
I say to the patient.

340
00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:40,150
What matters is that I give
them the best care possible.

341
00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:42,486
Isn't that right, Mr. Holloway?

342
00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:44,154
Mr. Holloway?

343
00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:45,823
Ah, damn. Code blue!

344
00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:50,094
Come back to us, Mr. Holloway.
I promise I'll be nicer to you.

345
00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:53,797
You know,

346
00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:56,233
I used to look forward to eating in bed.

347
00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:57,768
But after four months

348
00:14:57,869 --> 00:15:01,405
of breakfast, lunch and dinner,
it just pisses me off.

349
00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:03,507
Would you like to have
lunch in the chair?

350
00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:06,643
Nah, I'm not wearing any pants.

351
00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:09,713
Look, I-I just want
to give you a heads-up.

352
00:15:09,814 --> 00:15:12,116
Uh, whatever happens
between me and Abishola,

353
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:13,750
it won't affect your care.

354
00:15:13,852 --> 00:15:15,752
- What are you talking about?
- Well,

355
00:15:15,854 --> 00:15:17,354
she and I hit a little
bit of a rough patch

356
00:15:17,455 --> 00:15:21,825
- and I stood up for myself.
- Oh, honey, don't do that.

357
00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:24,061
I'm tired of not putting my needs first.

358
00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:25,462
I'm a grown man. I don't ask for much.

359
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:27,564
A kind word, a gesture.

360
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,968
A kind word, a gesture?

361
00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:32,169
Yeah.

362
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:34,605
Sit down, Sally.

363
00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:40,677
This isn't about Abishola.
It's about your ex.

364
00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:42,846
This has got nothing
to do with Lorraine.

365
00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:45,816
Of course it does.
She hurt you very badly.

366
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,718
That just doesn't go away.

367
00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:50,053
No, I-I moved on. I did the work.

368
00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:51,555
You ate your feelings.

369
00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:53,590
That's work.

370
00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:58,095
My point is, you can't blame Abishola

371
00:15:58,196 --> 00:16:01,331
for the affection you
never got from Lorraine.

372
00:16:01,432 --> 00:16:02,699
Or from you.

373
00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,135
All right, you can go now.

374
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,109
That took balls, Kofo,
standing up to Goodwin like that.

375
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:15,078
A big, swinging bag of them.

376
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,713
They're a lot smaller right now.

377
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,950
It's cold out there on the Vespa.
And scary.

378
00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:22,419
In Nigeria, there is no black ice.

379
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,455
I thought Nigeria was
full of black guys.

380
00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:27,991
Black ice.

381
00:16:29,027 --> 00:16:30,594
Got it.

382
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:34,131
I could never stand up to Bob like that.

383
00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:37,100
It's understandable.
You have been coddled your whole life.

384
00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:39,069
- Hey.
- It's not your fault.

385
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,739
Oh. Okay.

386
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,342
You have never realized
your full potential

387
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:48,278
because you have not been
tempered by adversity.

388
00:16:49,314 --> 00:16:50,681
You're right.

389
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:54,651
My life's been so easy,
it's actually really hard.

390
00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:57,688
It's not too late,
Mr. Wheeler's brother.

391
00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,489
You can challenge yourself,

392
00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:01,456
become an independent man

393
00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,493
who has earned his place in the world.

394
00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:05,062
Hmm.

395
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,686
No. I collect watches now,

396
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,601
and that's actually
really important to me.

397
00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:18,041
Oh, hey. I didn't see you come in.

398
00:17:20,144 --> 00:17:21,245
What's this?

399
00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:22,713
Eat.

400
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:25,682
Okay.

401
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,358
It's delicious.

402
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:36,126
It is jollof rice.

403
00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,795
My mother taught me how to make it.

404
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,731
I used to cook a pot of it for my family

405
00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:42,599
every Sunday growing up.

406
00:17:43,777 --> 00:17:45,135
Listen,
I didn't mean to make you feel...

407
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,970
Eat.

408
00:17:48,406 --> 00:17:49,806
You understand that I did not

409
00:17:49,907 --> 00:17:52,242
enter into this relationship casually.

410
00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:53,610
This is not some

411
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:56,480
American fling where
you swipe on the selfies

412
00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:58,949
to chill with the Netflix.

413
00:18:00,841 --> 00:18:01,985
You know what I'm saying.

414
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:03,754
I do.

415
00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:06,056
Actually, I don't.

416
00:18:07,725 --> 00:18:09,693
I am committed to you...

417
00:18:10,561 --> 00:18:11,962
...and that should be enough.

418
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:15,132
Thanks. It is.

419
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,400
Are you sure?

420
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:19,202
You tell me.

421
00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:38,955
Just so we understand each other,

422
00:18:39,056 --> 00:18:41,725
if you die,
you still have to call your mother

423
00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:44,861
and explain what a fool you are.

424
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:48,799
I appreciate your concern,
but I will be fine.

425
00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:51,635
Please do your best to avoid black ice.

426
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,637
Black ice.

427
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:55,939
I hear it now.

428
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,541
I'll see you back at the house?

429
00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,276
Actually, I will be home late.

430
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:00,678
I'm going to a trendy hot spot

431
00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:03,980
where the women will be aroused
by my dangerous lifestyle.

432
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,916
Kofo.

433
00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,551
Yes?

434
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:10,887
When you return, the paint cans
will be gone from your bedroom.

435
00:19:10,988 --> 00:19:13,657
But the touch-ups.

436
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,992
Go. Live your life.

437
00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:18,428
Have your intercourse.

438
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:22,532
If that should happen,
I will think of you.

439
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:35,679
Black ice! Black ice!

440
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,815
Black ice!

441
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,585
_

442
00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:45,288
- Hey.
- Afternoon.

443
00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:47,958
<i>- E kassan.
- E kassan.</i>

444
00:19:49,493 --> 00:19:50,594
Excuse me.

445
00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:53,196
Ah-ah.

446
00:19:53,197 --> 00:19:54,531
When you said bracelet,
I did not realize

447
00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:57,301
it was going to be the bling-bling.

448
00:19:57,388 --> 00:20:00,971
Damn. Elsa got herself some ice.

449
00:20:01,072 --> 00:20:02,606
I should not have worn it to work.

450
00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:04,374
I forgot I had it on.

451
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:07,310
- You did not forget.
- I did not.

452
00:20:07,753 --> 00:20:10,413
Now, does this mean
that you and the sock man

453
00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:11,982
finally sealed the deal?

454
00:20:12,364 --> 00:20:15,051
They have done next to nothing.

455
00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:19,055
Enjoy your humidifier.

456
00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,855
<font color=#FF0000>- synced and corrected by sot26 -
www.addic7ed.com</font>