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Hello, my dearest,
dearest friends.

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What do you want?

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As you know, planning
has begun for my wedding

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to the delicious Chukwuemeka.

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Delicious?

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Trust me.

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Some are calling it
the social event of the season.

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Who's calling it that?

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Some!

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Ah, I took
too much fruit.

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GLORIA:
Oh, give me some.

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No grapes.

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ABISHOLA:
Okay.
Focus!

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Sorry.

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There's one question
on everybody's lips--

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who will have the honor
of being Kemi's maid of honor?

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Me.
Abishola.

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It was a hard choice,
many good candidates--

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faithful Abishola,
old, wise Gloria.

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Hearts will be broken...

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We only have
an hour for lunch.

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I have chosen Abishola!

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Oh, my goodness!
Thank you.

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You knew.

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It is still thrilling.

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I've already started
making plans.

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That's why

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you are the chosen one.

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Worked out for everybody.

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I will contact the pastor

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and see what dates
the church has available.

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Oh, no. We are not doing
a traditional church ceremony.

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I am planning
a destination wedding.

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Lagos?
Close.

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Vegas.

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Hot damn!

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Oh, while we're there,

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you gonna have to hold
onto my debit card, child.

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Even if I beg,
don't give it to me.

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She is joking.

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Kemi knows she cannot get
married in such a godless place.

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God was at my first wedding.

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I'm going to try Satan.

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You deserve better
than a ten-minute ceremony

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conducted
by a Filipino Elvis.

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Filipino?

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I saw it in a show.

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I hear your concerns, Abishola.

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Thank you.

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So Gloria is my
new maid of honor!

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Congratulations!

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Pass.

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Good news, you're back in.

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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)

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All right, Kofo.
Floor's yours.

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(Kofo clears throat)

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Thank you for taking time
to hear my idea.

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It came to me
while I was in the bathtub

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enjoying my evening soak.

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I didn't take you
for a bath guy.

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You think this glowing skin
just happens?

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All right, bubbles,
move it along.

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Okey dokey, here it goes.

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What if, every week,
we decide...

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I have terrible news.

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Our factory workers are
threatening to strike.

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Oluwa mi o.

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Are you Nigerian?

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No.

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Then don't do that.

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What are you
talking about? Why?

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The head of the union
says that...

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They have a union?
Oluwa mi o.

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Mom,
he doesn't like that.

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No, she's fine.

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The workers are demanding
a ten percent pay increase.

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Ten percent?
Don't they know

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they're gonna be replaced
by robots?

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They're also demanding
not to be replaced by robots.

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They can't do this.

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If it wasn't for me,
our socks would still

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be made in Malaysia
by nine-year-olds.

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And all they wanted
was cigarette breaks.

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CHRISTINA:
You did a great thing,

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Bob, but I do support their
right to stick it to the man.

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You're part of "the man."

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It's one of the many things
I dislike about myself.

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Where's that ten percent
increase supposed to come from?

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We're barely breaking even now.

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Yeah, we're all
cutting back.

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You're not cutting back.

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It's just what you say.

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Before I was promoted,

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I thought you were all
fat cats looking down

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from your high tower.

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Now I like it up here.

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It's the looking down
on people, right?

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Let 'em strike.

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When they start losing
their houses and condos,

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they'll come crawling back.

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For what we're paying them,

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I don't think they have
houses and condos.

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That's sad.

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Anyway, Kofo, what's
your little bathtub idea?

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KOFO:
Okay, here we go.

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Vegas of all places.

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What is she thinking?

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Who?
Kemi.

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Are you not listening?

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Uh, sorry.

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I was just dealing
with some work stuff.

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But now you've got
my full attention.

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No matter what I say,
she will not listen.

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Yeah, that's terrible.

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A wedding is
a sacred thing.

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It should be in a church,
surrounded by your loved ones.

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Yeah, that's terrible.

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She'll regret it.

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And then I will be left
to pick up the pieces.

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Terrible.

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I have a feeling
you're not listening.

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You could not
be more wrong.

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Are you sure
you don't want

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to talk about
what's going on at work?

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No, no. Go on.

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What am I supposed to do?

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Just stand back, let her
have this tacky wedding,

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and ruin the most important day
of her and Chukwuemeka's life?

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Terrible?

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Bob.
All right, sorry.

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Thank you for dinner, Mummy.

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Of course.

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You know, after the wedding,

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I will also have to start
calling you Mummy.

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No, you won't.

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I have some ideas
about the ceremony.

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That's wonderful,
and I am eager to hear them.

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Good, 'cause
I'm thinking...
But first I would like

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to share with you the decisions
I've already made for us.

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Oh, okay.

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Caesars Palace.

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Morning--
matching gold outfits.

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Afternoon--

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matching
rhinestone outfits.

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Evening...

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no outfits.

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I just do not think all
our family and friends

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will want to
fly to Vegas.

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That is true.

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But on the other hand,
I am the bride,

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and this is what I want.

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I think Vegas is a perfect idea.

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Nobody asked--
Wait, what?

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It will not be
a traditional marriage.

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Why should it be
a traditional wedding?

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But what about our church,

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with our pastor and choir
and congregation?

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No, this is better.

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It is?

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It makes sense
that you would want

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to get married far from home.

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It does?

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Then no one from our families

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will be there to judge you.

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I'm... confused.

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Why would they judge our love?

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Because this one is old enough
to be your mother.

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Mummy.

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Is it not true?

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I'm only 44.

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What year were you born?

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Give me a moment.

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Let me reassure you

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that this strike will not
affect our deliveries

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to our wonderful
friends at Target.

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Is that true?

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Quiet. I'm lying
to our friends at Target.

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Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.

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I have a question.

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Yes, Douglas?

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Will we still be getting paid

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during the strike?

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Are you living
paycheck to paycheck?

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I'd be happy to tell you
if you loan me $500.

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CHRISTINA (over laptop):
I refuse to take money

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until our workers are
fairly compensated.

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Christina?
Where are you?

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I'm on the picket line
with my blue-collar brothers.

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And two sisters.

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We really got to hire
more women, guys.

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What the hell
are you doing?

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Showing solidarity.

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Do you understand that
if this strike succeeds,

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I got to start firing
mid-level executives?

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Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do, Bob.

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Well, guess
which level you're on.

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Good luck, everybody.

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Kemi...

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I would like to say something.

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Really?

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We were having such
a nice silent lunch.

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If the wedding
of your dreams is in Vegas,

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then we will go to Vegas.

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Oh. So you suddenly had
a change of heart.

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I should have supported
your wishes from the beginning.

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Interesting.

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Just yesterday,
you called Vegas

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"the devil's hot tub."

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Yes, filled with magicians
and prostitutes.

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But that shouldn't stop you
from having your special day.

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Isn't that sweet, Kemi?

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Kemi, say it's sweet.

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You just want me to hide

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my shameful relationship
with Chukwuemeka.

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What are you talking about?

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You think I'm too old for him.

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Of course.

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But that's not why
I'm doing this.

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And you think I'm making
a fool of myself.

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That has never
bothered you before.

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And here I thought
you were my friend.

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I am.
I am supporting you.

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If you really wanted
to support me, you'd be honest.

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You'd look me right in my eye

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and tell me that I'm old,
ugly and stupid!

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You just had to talk.

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This is not negotiating.

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This is the same
list of demands

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they opened with.

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They know we will start

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missing deliveries tomorrow.

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They have our gonads
in a mousetrap.

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You know, if I was
the evil CEO

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they think I am, I never
would've moved the factory

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back to the States.

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I'd be sailing on my yacht

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to wherever greedy bastards
sail to.

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Turks and Caicos.

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00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,704
Yeah, there.

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00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,007
Perhaps it is time we bring in
replacement workers.

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You mean scabs.

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00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,243
No, we do not use that word.

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And, for the record,
a scab is a sign of healing.

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Well, I don't care what you call
'em, we're not doing that.

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Do you have a better idea?

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Yeah, burn
the friggin' place down

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and collect the insurance money.

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Your father did that twice.

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If you want,
I still have the guy's number.

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(knocking on door)

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Hello, Bob.

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Kemi, what are you doing here?

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I'm sorry, is this a bad time?

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Uh, it-it kind of is.

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Well, I took two buses,
so we will talk now.

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(door closes)

257
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Uh, do you mind
leaving, please?

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This is my office.

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Well, then,
you know the way out.

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What's going on?

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Well,

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I am older than Chukwuemeka,

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and you are much, much older
than Abishola.

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Okay, and...?

265
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,103
I need to know how you do it.

266
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:15,241
How is she not disgusted
by your decomposing body?

267
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,011
All right,
thanks for stopping by.

268
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,247
(stammers)
I-I need your help.

269
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,916
Well, then, don't open
with I'm decomposing.

270
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,118
I'm sorry.

271
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,888
Did Chukwuemeka say
something?

272
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,423
His mother did.

273
00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,024
Well, what do you care
what she says?

274
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,692
Chuey's crazy about you.

275
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,328
Today. But one day
he will wake up and realize

276
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:39,765
that the ripe plum he married
is a prune.

277
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,368
A big-breasted prune.

278
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:46,038
Well, there's an image.

279
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,240
Can I tell you a secret?

280
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,709
I'd rather you didn't.

281
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,013
He has never seen me
without a wig or makeup.

282
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,414
Wow, that's a wig?

283
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:59,485
The hair is real,
but it's from a woman in Mumbai.

284
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,422
(sighs)
What do I do?

285
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,492
Well, I-I'd say
you have two choices.

286
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,828
you can spend every day
hiding who you really are

287
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:13,933
or you can trust that Chuey
loves you, warts and all.

288
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,035
How did you know about my warts?
(groans)

289
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,142
(woman speaks indistinctly
on TV)

290
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,311
Abishola?
I'm up.

291
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:27,780
Sorry, did I wake you?

292
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,449
It's okay. I wanted to see you.

293
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:31,984
These are for you.

294
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,020
Ah-ah. Why?

295
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,757
For loving me for who I am.

296
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,294
Mmm.
You know,
it's not lost on me

297
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,830
that you could've had
your pick of any guy.

298
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,099
Ah-ah. There
were one or two.

299
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:52,004
Michael, Raheem,

300
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,907
David, the other David.

301
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,209
Okay. All right.

302
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,381
I chose you because
you have a good heart.

303
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,017
It was not working
when I met you, but...

304
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,286
it was good.

305
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,388
I love you.

306
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,057
I love you, too.

307
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,964
Sometimes I do miss Big Bob.

308
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,533
Big Bob?

309
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,967
Yes, you know.

310
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,336
Big Bob.

311
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,007
What could you possibly miss?

312
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,009
Your tummy pillow.

313
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,279
Now it's like laying
on a park bench.

314
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,021
KEMI:
Are you ready?

315
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,156
One moment.

316
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,928
I am now, my love.

317
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,030
Close your eyes.

318
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,465
Okay.

319
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,467
They are closed.

320
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,045
Can I open them?

321
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,481
Okay.

322
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,117
Oh.

323
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,988
You are not naked.

324
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,391
Yes, I am.

325
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,594
This is me.

326
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,329
The real me.

327
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:26,932
Ah. You are more
beautiful than ever.

328
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:30,302
Tell the truth.
You are repulsed.

329
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,372
My darling, I have been
waiting for this day.

330
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:37,543
And not just because your makeup
has been ruining my pillows.

331
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,547
I have wrinkles on my chin
and circles under my eyes.

332
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,149
I do not see them.

333
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,655
What about my hair?

334
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,391
It is nicer than mine.

335
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,060
It is gray.

336
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,562
Because I'm an old hag.

337
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,896
Eh-eh. Eh-eh.

338
00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:00,566
Do not be mean
to my Kemi.

339
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,504
Wait a moment.

340
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,474
Now you close your eyes.

341
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:12,444
Will you be gone
when I open them?

342
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,182
Okay, open.

343
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,452
Ta-da.

344
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,388
What is that?

345
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,023
My mouth guard.

346
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,958
I put it in
after you fall asleep

347
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,993
because it is embarrassing.

348
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:32,197
Oh. It is... nice.

349
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,035
Do you love me any less?

350
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,538
No. You are my Chuku bunny.

351
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,141
And you are my Kemi bear.

352
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,611
Take it out first.

353
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,452
That's much better.

354
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,129
(knocking on door)

355
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,167
Hey.
Hey.

356
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,401
What are you doing?

357
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,570
Trying to drink
these numbers right.

358
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,305
Is it working?

359
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,709
Well, at least
I can't see 'em anymore.

360
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,645
(sighs)

361
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,979
Here.

362
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,581
What's this?

363
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,683
My letter of resignation.

364
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,718
Very funny.

365
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,186
I'm not kidding.

366
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,055
Oh, well, then, no,
I don't accept.

367
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,058
It's the only
move, Bobby.

368
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,461
Chop up my bloated
one percent salary

369
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,764
and feed it to
the hoi polloi.

370
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,132
The hoi polloi?

371
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,333
The rabble, the riffraff.

372
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,136
You know what I'm
talking about.

373
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,472
There's got to be another way.

374
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,073
Your bloated salary?

375
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,542
Let's keep thinking.

376
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,345
Honey, if you want to keep
the place going,

377
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,147
you got to let me do this.

378
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,116
No. You and Dad
started this company.

379
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,517
I'm not gonna be
the reason you quit.

380
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,720
Oh, just like a man
to take all the credit.

381
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,556
I'm quitting because I'm done.

382
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,458
Really?

383
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,660
Stick a fork in me.

384
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,763
So, what are you gonna do?

385
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,365
I don't know. Travel?

386
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,235
I got some friends
in Turks and Caicos.

387
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,542
Thanks, Mom.

388
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,577
You're welcome.

389
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,114
Who would've thunk it?

390
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,049
Dottie Wheeler,
friend of the working man.

391
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,384
To hell with
the working man.

392
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,454
I'm doing it for you
and your idiot siblings.

393
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,555
There's my mom.

394
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,590
(sighs)

395
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:39,725
What are we drinking?

396
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,193
Scotch. You want a glass?

397
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,795
I don't need a glass.

398
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,497
I got tomorrow off.

399
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,538
(exhales)
Thirsty.

400
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,706
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401
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402
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,777
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