1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,371 (knocking) 2 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:07,774 Thank you so much for coming. 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,542 What is the emergency? 4 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:12,078 Well, I... I guess I could've told you over the phone, 5 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,080 but I wanted to see your face. 6 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:16,683 Okay, my face is here. Tell me. 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,354 My dear, wonderful Abishola... 8 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,457 ...you're gonna be an auntie! 9 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,559 Oh, my God, you are having a baby? 10 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,696 I am! I did not even know you were dating someone. 11 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,698 I'm not. 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,202 Have you told the father? I have no idea who it is. 13 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:38,037 Christina! 14 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,906 But it's gonna be one of the dudes 15 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,875 in this binder. 16 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,778 You keep a record of all the men you have slept with? 17 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:47,247 Yes. But not this one. 18 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:50,016 These are potential sperm donors. 19 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,684 Oh, so you are not pregnant? 20 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:54,354 Not yet, but my womb is willing. 21 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,790 One might say eager. 22 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,858 And you have not slept with all these men? 23 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,593 Oh, I wish. (laughs) 24 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:04,464 Especially this guy-- six-foot-five and Swedish. 25 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,766 Viking sperm. 26 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,803 Okay, so what do you want from me? 27 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:12,238 (sighs) IVF is a long process. 28 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:16,810 There's fertility shots, egg retrieval, embryo transfer. 29 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,379 I'm gonna need someone to lean on. 30 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,948 Of course, I'll be there for you. 31 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,383 Great. 32 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,885 What do you say we make it official, 33 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,788 and you shoot these hormones in my ass? 34 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,759 It will be my pleasure. 35 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,160 Oh! 36 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,695 This is gonna be fun. 37 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,197 Uh-huh. On three? 38 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,865 Okay, sure. 39 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,200 One. 40 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,835 Ow! 41 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,169 What happened to "three"? 42 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,472 This has to be fun for the both of us. 43 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,344 ("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing) 44 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,500 (crowd chatter) 45 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,401 Hmm. That poor woman. 46 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,337 Having a baby all on her own. 47 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:18,771 It is Christina's choice. 48 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,674 Is she at least going to invent a heroic father? 49 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,277 Perhaps one who died saving children 50 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,713 from a burning orphanage? 51 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,481 No, but that's very good, 52 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:29,983 I'll suggest it to her. 53 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,117 Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:32,852 She doesn't need a cover story. 55 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,688 She's a liberated woman, and she can hold her head up high. 56 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,524 Nonsense. 57 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,026 This is what happens when you give women too many rights. 58 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,997 I raised Dele on my own, and he turned out great. 59 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,298 Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,500 Did he? 61 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,035 Yes! 62 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,505 Even now he has chosen to become a dancer? 63 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,440 Yes. 64 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,411 Do you even believe what you are saying? 65 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,446 Yes. 66 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:03,416 Don't listen to her. 67 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,452 Dele is a great kid, and he's gonna make you proud. 68 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,621 Yes! Hmm. 69 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,058 Even if he performs in ballet wearing a leotard? 70 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,427 Yes. 71 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,502 Have you spoken to your sister lately? 72 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:23,903 No. Why? 73 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,438 You should talk to her. 74 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,240 Oh, God. What's going on? 75 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,208 It is not my place to say. 76 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:30,944 Too late. Tell me. 77 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,081 Are you familiar with in vitro fertilization? 78 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:38,017 Please tell me she's breeding horses. 79 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,322 Christina is planning on having a baby. 80 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,590 And she told you? 81 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,925 I'm a nurse. She wants my help. 82 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,361 You want to help her? Talk her out of it. 83 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,430 She's a grown woman, Bob. 84 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,432 Is she? 85 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,467 And the process has already started. 86 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:55,902 Ah, damn it. 87 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,704 You need to be supportive of this. 88 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,138 She's very nervous. 89 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,573 Well, she should be. 90 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,875 She's not capable of raising a child by herself. 91 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:05,078 She will learn. She has a lot more going for her 92 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,946 than I did when I had Dele. 93 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,015 No, it's different. You're you. 94 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,750 You're smart, independent, strong. 95 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,285 And she's... 96 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,587 Come on, talk her out of it! 97 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:15,888 Bob, she has a right 98 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,256 to do whatever she wants with her body. 99 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,525 Do you know how long turtles live? 100 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,527 Up to 100 years. 101 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,496 You know how long hers lived? 102 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,898 We don't know! She lost it! 103 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,436 Well, this is happening, so you might as well be happy for her. 104 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:33,139 Yeah, I guess I can pretend. 105 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,375 Yay. I'm so happy for you. 106 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,378 Maybe just give her money. 107 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,414 That I can do. 108 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,424 Okay, on a count of three. 109 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,660 Don't mess with me this time. 110 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,261 Of course not. 111 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,230 (sighs) 112 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,666 One. 113 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,768 (gasps) Ow! 114 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,303 Still fun. 115 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,273 You've got a little sadist in ya. 116 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,242 I do. 117 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:11,277 Just so you are aware, 118 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,980 sometimes the hormones can affect your mood. 119 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,783 Yes, I'm aware, and that's not going to happen with me. 120 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:19,452 Probably not, but I just thought you should know. 121 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,287 I do know. 122 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,690 Why do you think I'm reading all this baby crap? 123 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,025 You are right. I'm sorry. 124 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,394 Do you think I'm just sitting around here 125 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,697 waiting for Nurse Abishola 126 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:33,399 to tell me how my body works? 127 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,401 No. 128 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,770 Good. 129 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,173 You bought a breast pump? 130 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,608 Yes! What's it to you?! 131 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,312 What is it to you? 132 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,980 You are not even pregnant. 133 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:50,349 I need to practice! 134 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:53,252 I have very sensitive nipples! 135 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,056 Okay. 136 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,591 (mocking): Okay. 137 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,097 You didn't tell Bob I was doing this, did you? 138 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,834 Of course not. 139 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,269 Huh. What? 140 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,139 He Venmo'd me a thousand dollars for no reason. 141 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:18,511 Oh. Maybe he's just a nice guy who loves his sister. 142 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,314 Oh, grow up, will you? 143 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,122 So... what do you think? 144 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,691 I think... 145 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,494 Yay! I'm so happy for you. 146 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,465 Really? 147 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,534 Of course. I'm 100% behind you. 148 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,736 Oh, thank you so much, big brother. 149 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,239 Now I just have to find the courage to tell Mom. 150 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:49,108 I'm sure she'll be very loving and supportive. 151 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,847 I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. 152 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,083 DOTTIE: Hello! 153 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,417 She's here. 154 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,653 Okay, you can do this. (sighs) 155 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,924 There should be a way to choose "no woman driver" on Uber. 156 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:07,960 Maybe wait. 157 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,495 Wait for what? 158 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,297 Uh, Christina has some good news. 159 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,332 Oh, that'll be a first. 160 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,437 I've started IVF treatment. 161 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:21,374 I'm going to have a baby and raise it on my own. 162 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,043 Oh. 163 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,546 I don't need your approval. I don't need your permission. 164 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,548 This is something I've chosen for myself... 165 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,950 Aw. Come here! 166 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,387 What's happening? 167 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,290 I'm so happy for you. 168 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:39,792 Now, that is how you pretend. 169 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,362 You're really okay with this? 170 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:46,232 Of course. It's better than getting knocked up 171 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,402 by some loser you'll just drive away. 172 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,505 There's our mom. 173 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:57,009 I'm finally gonna have a grandbaby! 174 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,477 What about Dele? 175 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:01,147 Oh, he showed up already cooked. 176 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,650 I want one I can put my stink on. 177 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,987 That's really sweet, Mom. 178 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,689 I almost lost hope. 179 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,625 Lord knows the ship has sailed with these two. 180 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,260 No ship has sailed. 181 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,028 It hasn't? 182 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,965 We could still have a baby if we wanted to. 183 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,134 But you decided not to. 184 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:23,536 I never said "no." 185 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,004 So you want a baby? 186 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,806 I did not say that. 187 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,041 So you don't want a baby? 188 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:32,144 I did not say that, either. Listen to me. 189 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,180 You're not saying anything! 190 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,115 Because there's no talking to you! 191 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,318 Let's go. 192 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,854 All this yelling is bad for your eggs. 193 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,524 We are done yelling. 194 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,192 Bob has made up his mind. 195 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,962 I don't even know what the hell's happening! 196 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,975 Here's a weird question. 197 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,578 Any of your friends at school have a dad that's... 198 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,680 a little older? 199 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,850 What do you mean? Like, 50? 200 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,052 Older. 201 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,154 Mm. Let me think. 202 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,357 One kid has a dad that uses a walker 203 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,359 and an oxygen tank on a little cart. 204 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:21,861 He's got to be pretty old. 205 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,531 Do they have a good relationship? 206 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:28,000 I guess. I've seen him feed his dad applesauce, 207 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,169 so, that's kind of sweet. 208 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,972 That's horrible. 209 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,308 Why do you ask? 210 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,876 No reason. 211 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,146 Are you and Mom thinking of having a kid? 212 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,715 I said no reason. 213 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,318 Okay. Okay. 214 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,486 (chuckles) 215 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:48,921 What? 216 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:49,922 I'm just trying to imagine 217 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,257 feeding you applesauce. 218 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,725 Open up for the choo-choo. 219 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,260 Knock it off. 220 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,401 Hey. 221 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,402 What're you doing? 222 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,137 Looking up baby names. 223 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,140 What do you think about Moses Wheeler? 224 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,043 Little biblical, isn't it? 225 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,645 That's hip now. 226 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,747 Bible names are trending. Check it out: 227 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,717 Ezekiel, Ezra, 228 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,819 Boaz. 229 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,788 Judas in there? 230 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,390 Too soon. 231 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,759 What if it's a girl? 232 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:27,760 Way ahead of you. 233 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,929 Gomorrah. 234 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,664 Morrah for short. 235 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:35,067 You think maybe Christina should have a say in the name? 236 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,535 Eh. 237 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:38,804 If it's a girl, 238 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,639 maybe she'll want to name her after you. 239 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:44,877 Gomorrah Dorothy. I like it. 240 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:47,346 Well, whatever the name is, 241 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,982 you just got to respect that it's her life and her baby. 242 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:53,052 Her life and our baby. 243 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,854 Oh, boy. 244 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,355 Come on, what? 245 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,490 If she's not gonna have a husband, 246 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:58,491 she's gonna need me. 247 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,026 Well, that's nice, 248 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,827 but how long do you think you're gonna be around? 249 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:02,962 (shushes) 250 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,296 Don't put that out there. 251 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,667 I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. 252 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,036 Well, nobody plans on it, 253 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,538 but you did have a stroke a few years ago. 254 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,940 And look at me now, drinking like a teenager. 255 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,444 I wish I was as optimistic as you. 256 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,379 What are you talking about, slim? 257 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,847 You cheated death, too. 258 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,382 Barely. Every time I get heartburn 259 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,551 I think I'm going to meet Jesus. 260 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,121 Jesus. 261 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,790 Good name. No spin. 262 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,795 It's nice to see you excited about having a grandkid. 263 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,030 I am. Mark my words, 264 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,999 I'll be sitting front row, 265 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,202 watching they/them graduate college. 266 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,673 You know what, I think you will. 267 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,776 And with any luck, I'll be sitting right next to you. 268 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:52,711 Maybe. All right. 269 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,423 If you look at the facts, 270 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,258 I've only had one child, 271 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:09,161 so, by Nigerian standards, I'm a failure. 272 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,430 That is true. 273 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,333 Many of my friends think you are a lesbian. 274 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,103 Lesbians can have children. 275 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,139 Okay, Gloria, we get it, you are woke. 276 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,275 All right, look, 277 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,743 what you're going through is normal. 278 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,078 When my kids left the house, 279 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,279 this little voice in my head 280 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,848 kept telling me to have another baby. 281 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,949 What did you do? 282 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,918 I made my husband get a vasectomy. 283 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,687 Snip-snip, problem solved. 284 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,689 (laughs) 285 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,190 So you are saying this is all happening because 286 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,358 Dele is leaving soon? 287 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,060 Exactly. 288 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,496 But once you get used to not seeing him every day, 289 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,397 you'll be thrilled to have your freedom. 290 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:49,168 And be the carefree gay woman everyone thinks you are. 291 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,471 But on the other hand, 292 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,674 Bob and I would make an adorable baby. 293 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:58,277 Did the little voice tell you that? 294 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,645 Yes. 295 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,514 Here, drown it. 296 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,789 Here's your tea. 297 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,958 Thanks. 298 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,827 So, 299 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,830 when does the doctor slip the ol' turkey baster 300 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,498 up your hoo-ha? 301 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,634 Mom. 302 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,068 I want to be there. 303 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,005 At conception. When life begins. 304 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,407 You're serious? 305 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,808 Damn right. 306 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,411 And I want to catch Moses when you push him out. 307 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,915 Who's Moses? 308 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,750 Not important. 309 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,419 Just so you know, 310 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,088 I will be there every step of the way. 311 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,790 Thanks. 312 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,193 Can I ask you something? 313 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,561 Of course. 314 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,564 When did your maternal instinct kick in? 315 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,167 Honestly, when you told me I'm having a grandkid. 316 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,971 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 317 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,873 Truth is, the moment 318 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,575 the nurse hands you your baby 319 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,810 and you look down at that 320 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,246 sweet, helpless little thing, 321 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,148 you just know. 322 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,749 Anybody messes with it, 323 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,686 you'll tear their frickin' throat out. 324 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,222 That's nice, thank you. 325 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,190 Oh, you don't have to thank me. 326 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,893 We're gonna be a great mom. 327 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,875 My little buddy. 328 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,811 Ek'ale, Mom. 329 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,251 Have you been drinking? 330 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,686 Of course not. Why would you ask that? 331 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,389 You called me "little buddy." 332 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,791 Because that's what you are. 333 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,394 Is that grilled cheese? 334 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,162 Ye... Help yourself. 335 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,832 Mmm. 336 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,569 I know I'm very hard on you, 337 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,371 but you are a good boy. 338 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:08,307 Yeah, you were drinking. 339 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,542 Do not be disrespectful. 340 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,113 Do you remember when your father left 341 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,914 and it was just you and me? 342 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:17,950 A little. 343 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,218 Oh. 344 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,120 It was so very difficult. 345 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,621 You never made it seem that way. 346 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,590 'Cause I did not want you to worry. 347 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,926 I always wanted you to be happy. 348 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,229 My happy little buddy. 349 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,565 I'll make you some coffee. 350 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,702 Do you remember when 351 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604 I had to work two jobs 352 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,706 and some days I had to take you with me? 353 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,874 Kind of. 354 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,042 I would put you in the corner 355 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,376 with your coloring books. 356 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,145 And you never complained once. 357 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,546 I remember that. 358 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,814 You do? 359 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,516 You'd give me money for the vending machine. 360 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:53,085 It was the only time I was ever allowed candy. 361 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,654 And now you have perfect teeth. 362 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,323 You're welcome. 363 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,957 You know, 364 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,493 if you had another kid with Bob, 365 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,162 it'd be a lot easier this time. 366 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,530 Why would you say that? 367 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,098 You're not alone. 368 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,367 You have a good job and Bob has a good job. 369 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,102 I cannot talk about this with you. 370 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,204 I just want you to know that I'm all for it. 371 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,305 I'd love to have a little brother. 372 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,540 Good night. 373 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,874 A sister's good, too. 374 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,943 Stop talking. 375 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,720 Look at my sexy bookworm. 376 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,791 Have you been drinking? 377 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,327 What is it with everyone? 378 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,230 Can a grown woman not get drunk on a weeknight? 379 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,566 Come here. 380 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,105 (laughs) 381 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,440 Hey, uh... 382 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,608 I've made a decision. 383 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,410 Mmm. Tell me. 384 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,580 Then I will tell you if it's the right one. 385 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:58,650 Um, I'm okay not having another kid. 386 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,586 Good for you. 387 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,056 You know, I'm happy with how things are. 388 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,191 Mm-hmm, me, too. 389 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,527 And, uh, you know, what makes me truly happy is 390 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,863 living my life with you and Dele. 391 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,431 Mm-hmm. 392 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,433 I mean, he's just going off to college, 393 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,201 it's not like he's gonna be out of our lives. 394 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,003 Of course not. Right. 395 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,838 And-and when he's not around, 396 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,175 we can... we-we can enjoy every day together. 397 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,476 Absolutely. 398 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,844 Mm-hmm. 399 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,846 So, you... you agree? 400 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,416 About what? 401 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,651 Not having another kid. 402 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,120 I never said that, you said that. 403 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,690 We should probably figure this out 404 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,092 before we continue. 405 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,928 Do not tell me what to do. 406 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,030 Oh, you tell me what to do. 407 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,474 So far, you like donor number 22's height, 408 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,543 number 43's wavy hair 409 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:01,313 and 55's interest in woodworking. 410 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,983 My baby's gonna build me a log cabin. 411 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,686 Our baby. 412 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,824 You should pick someone with 413 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,226 a strong educational background. 414 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,029 This kid'll be smart. It's a Wheeler. 415 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,164 You should pick someone with 416 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,433 a strong educational background. 417 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,734 Brains aren't everything. 418 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,303 He or she might be a great athlete. 419 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:25,304 It runs in our family. 420 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,474 No one runs in our family. 421 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,711 I don't know, Christina, slim pickings here. 422 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,413 What are you talking about? 423 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,949 When Moses comes of age, 424 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,484 he will sit on the throne 425 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,119 of a therapeutic hosiery empire. 426 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,488 I'm not seeing 427 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,623 a lot of royal sperm here. 428 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,825 Hang on, I am not sure 429 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,127 I want my child in the sock business. 430 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,197 Then what the hell are we doing here? 431 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,666 Wasting my time. 432 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,436 And his name's not Moses. 433 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,204 (shouts) 434 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,816 Captioning sponsored by CBS 435 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,819 and TOYOTA. 436 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,887 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org