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Where's Auntie?

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She's gossiping with her hens.

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Something is funny.

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Someone must have died or put on weight.

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Hello, Mummy.

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Good morning, my darling son.

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Good morning, Madam.

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Kemi.

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Why are you so late?

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We overslept.

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My fault. I kept him up last night.

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Then twice again this morning.

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But we are here now, Mummy.

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Bless you, my son.

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And bless you.

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Bless you even more.

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Thank you, Pastor.

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- It was a wonderful sermon.
- Thank you, Sister Olu.

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It was 11 hallelujahs.

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- Excuse me?
- You said "hallelujah" 11 times.

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I keep track.

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- Okay.
- Your record is 18,

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when you spoke on the sins of arrogance.

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Your words always renew my faith

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and help me get through the week.

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I'm glad to hear that.

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How's things going with Bob?

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What?

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Your American boyfriend.

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How do you know about him?

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A little birdie told me.

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- Cheep, cheep.
- She means "cluck, cluck."

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I hope we all get to meet Bob soon.

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Oh, maybe. I don't know.

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- What don't you know?
- Oh, he's very busy.

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- On Sundays?
- Mmm.

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I'm sure you can work something out.

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I will try.

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Abishola,

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you must include Bob in
your relationship with God

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just as you include God in
your relationship with Bob.

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That's wonderful advice.

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I don't give the other kind.

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- Auntie, why?
- Do you not

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- have feelings for Bob?
- I do.

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- And does he not have feelings for you?
- He does.

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Then why are you hiding
him from your community?

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Uncle, help me.

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She is worried that he might stick out

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like a big, white thumb.

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And thankfully, Chukwuemeka's mother has

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very high blood pressure,

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- so there's an end in sight.
- Oh.

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Kemi.

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What? I don't make her
eat the chicken nuggets.

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I don't stop her, either.

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Don't matter what she eats.
The mean ones don't die.

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My mother-in-law is 97 years old.

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Bitch just got a new hip.

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The both of you are terrible.

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Hey, is it true

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you taking the sock man to your church?

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Oh, come on. It's too good not to share.

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Maybe one day.
I don't know if this is the right time.

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It better be soon.
The rumors are flying.

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The longer you wait,
the bigger and whiter he gets.

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I don't understand.
Bob's a good guy. You're happy.

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What you worried about?

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Dele. His friends will tease him

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when they see his mother
is dating a white man.

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That is true.

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Right now the only white man

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in our church is Jesus.

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Really? Our Jesus is black.

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Okay.

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- <i>Ek'ale,</i> Mum.
<i>- Kaale.</i>

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I want to get your opinion on something.

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<i>My</i> opinion? Really?

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Why are you surprised?

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You usually tell me my opinions.

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- No, I do not.
- You're right, you do not.

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I want to know how you feel

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about me bringing Bob to church with us.

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I would hate it.

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That is what I thought.

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Thank you.

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- Mum, wait.
- No, no, no. It's all right.

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- Well, I don't want to be selfish.
- You are not.

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Your feelings matter.

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Since when?

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- Don't be disrespectful to me.
- I'm sorry.

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If it's what you want,
then you should invite him.

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- You mean that?
- Yes.

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You are not just saying
that to please me?

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- No.
- Are you sure?

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Are <i>you</i> sure?

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Okay, we are done talking.

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How is your suya?

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Delicious. Thank you.

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Is it better than when she
fed it to you yesterday?

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It's just as good.

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Because your mother reheats
your food with love.

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Try my egusi soup.

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- Ah, that's wonderful.
- You know why?

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I made it today.

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Excuse me. I'll get another beer.

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- No, no, wait. I will...
- No, I'll get it.

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Uh, please, sit.

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Eat your dinner.

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He is such a good boy.

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Yes. Although, sometimes,

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he can be a very bad boy.

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Where did we get chicken nuggets from?

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Oh, Kemi was kind enough to
bring me an afternoon snack.

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Ten pieces.

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She ate them like Tic Tacs.

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So, my son, how was work at the CVS?

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It was very exciting.

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A man choked on a granola bar,

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- and I had to give him the Heimlich maneuver.
- Oh!

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When the chunk of granola
shot across the pharmacy,

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people clapped.

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- You are a hero.
- Oh, no.

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I'm just a simple pharmacist

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who took a CPR class at the YMCA.

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Perhaps after dinner, you can show me

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how you wrapped your
arms around this man

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and squeezed him tight.

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I think you can imagine it.

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You imagine it.

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I want him to show me.

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Take a piece.

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Roll a ball.

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Make a divot.

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Dip and scoop.

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It is like he was born to it.

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Can I get some more of that
"og-bono" soup?

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Ogbono.

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Pretty sure that's what I said.

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You know, this is nice.

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My family never sits
down and eats together.

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- You're always welcome to eat with us.
- Oh,

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then I'll be back for breakfast.

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Kidding.

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I did not see that coming.

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Bob, I was wondering if you
had any plans for next Sunday.

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Um, well, football season's over,

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so I guess I'll just be...

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watching old football games.

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I thought maybe you'd
like to join us at church.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's on Sunday, too.

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So?

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Well, truth be told, uh,

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I'm not really a churchy kind of guy.

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What does that mean?

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It's just I wasn't
raised with any religion.

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None?

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We always did the Christmas tree
and gifts, eggnog at the club.

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You know,
everything but the woo-woo stuff.

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"Woo-woo stuff"?

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I'm sorry. Is that offensive?

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I just mean the whole God thing.

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So, you are an atheist?

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Oh, I-I don't like that word.

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I prefer, uh, sensible.

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Oh, this is awesome.

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No one asked for your opinion.

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I-I'm glad it works for you guys.

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That-That's what's great
about this country.

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We're all free to
believe whatever we want,

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even if it's a little...

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Whatever we want.

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What about at the hospital

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after your mother's stroke?

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You went to the chapel
and prayed for her.

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Sure, everybody gets religion
when they're in a jam.

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A jam?

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Like this one time.

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I'm flying across Texas
in a lightning storm.

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The plane's bouncing all over the sky,

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and I think, "This is it.

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We're done."

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Then the guy next to me
turns out to be a rabbi.

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He starts praying,

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and I kid you not,
I went right with him.

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By the time we landed in Houston,

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I was speaking Hebrew.

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But that prayer worked.

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So did the one at the
hospital for your mother.

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Well, hold on.

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I'm always praying for the
Lions to get to the Super Bowl.

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The closest they ever got

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was the NFC Championship in '91.

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Now, you tell me,

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what kind of God makes
an entire city suffer

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for 30 long years?

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54 if you count Super Bowls.

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Exactly.

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Take a piece. Roll a ball.

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Make a divot. Dip and scoop.

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Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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How was dinner with the Nigerians?

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Good. Spicy.

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Was there ever a time

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when we went to church growing up?

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Well, sure.

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We were Unitarians for a while.

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What do they believe in?

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You name it.
It's like a religious buffet.

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You can run around the table

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and stick anything in your mouth.

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But I was never baptized.

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Well, sure you were.

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- Well, kind of.
- "Kind of"?

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Well, when you were a toddler,

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you almost drowned in the bathtub.

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I dropped my drink,
yelled, "Holy Moses,"

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and yanked you right out of there.

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That doesn't count as a baptism.

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In the Unitarian church, it does.

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Well, what about us?

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Well, after that I hired a nanny

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for all the bath-time stuff.

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Oh, Mom.

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What?! You were all very slippery.

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Why are you asking me about this?

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At dinner, the subject of God came up,

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and I said I didn't believe.

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Now, why on earth would
you do something like that?

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Well, why would I lie?

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To be polite, you big dope!

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It's too late now.

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I think I insulted them.

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- You can still fix this.
- How?

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Here's what you do.

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You call Abishola

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and you tell her that on your way home,

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you picked up a filthy,
bearded hitchhiker,

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whose hygiene at first

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repelled you but then...

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he turned out to be Jesus.

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Is she drunk?

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Little bit.

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But aren't all great storytellers

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a little fond of the grape?

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Thank you.

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You've all been very helpful.

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Good night.

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Why'd we stop going to that church?

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Well, your father and I had
religion shoved down our throats

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when we were kids,
and we didn't want to do that to you.

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Ah, so, you actually thought about it.

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Yeah, sure.

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We figured when you grew up,

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you'd make your own choices.

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- Cool.
- Yeah.

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That still gives us a couple of years.

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Hello, Bob.

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Wow, you pack a lot of information

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into two little words.

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00:11:24,424 --> 00:11:27,191
Hey, look at that, you don't need words.

268
00:11:27,259 --> 00:11:28,626
Can I help you?

269
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:30,661
I want to apologize.

270
00:11:30,729 --> 00:11:32,643
You have nothing to apologize for.

271
00:11:32,678 --> 00:11:34,098
You feel how you feel.

272
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,833
It is good that you told me.

273
00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:39,704
Well, if it's good,
then why am I burping up ogbono soup?

274
00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:45,676
More silence. I'm gonna need to gargle.

275
00:11:45,744 --> 00:11:47,678
Say what you want to say.

276
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,147
I acted like an idiot.

277
00:11:50,215 --> 00:11:52,183
I could've told you how
I feel about religion

278
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,419
- without being disrespectful.
- That is true.

279
00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:56,654
And, if you're willing,

280
00:11:56,722 --> 00:11:57,889
I'd like to make it up to you.

281
00:11:57,906 --> 00:12:01,592
I'd like to join you and your
family this Sunday at church.

282
00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:04,996
This Sunday?

283
00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:08,099
- Yeah.
- What changed?

284
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,067
Are you suddenly a believer?

285
00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:11,769
No, not a full convert.

286
00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:13,404
Not yet, but

287
00:12:13,472 --> 00:12:15,339
I believe if something's
important to you,

288
00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:17,108
then it's important to me.

289
00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,110
I appreciate that.

290
00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,112
So, what do you say? Could be fun.

291
00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:23,614
It will not be fun. It will be church.

292
00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:25,416
Right, so it's a date?

293
00:12:25,484 --> 00:12:28,352
It is not a date. It is church.

294
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,653
Right.

295
00:12:29,721 --> 00:12:31,022
Okay, I got some other questions,

296
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:33,391
but I'll just check the website.

297
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,426
- Good night, Bob.
- Good night.

298
00:12:35,494 --> 00:12:37,628
Oh, no.

299
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:41,165
_

300
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:44,535
Isn't it wonderful?

301
00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:46,470
The two young lovebirds, worshipping God

302
00:12:46,538 --> 00:12:49,740
alongside the wise old owl.

303
00:12:59,084 --> 00:13:00,818
<i>Oluwa mi o.</i>

304
00:13:07,993 --> 00:13:11,128
- I'm really sorry.
- Just walk.

305
00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:15,701
Good morning, brothers and sisters.

306
00:13:15,736 --> 00:13:18,436
- Good morning!
- Oh, good morning.

307
00:13:18,503 --> 00:13:19,670
Praise the Lord

308
00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,672
that we are all gathered together

309
00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:24,542
on this beautiful morning for worship.

310
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,444
- Praise the Lord!
- Praise the Lord!

311
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:28,246
Welcome all

312
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:30,715
who enter into the house of God

313
00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:32,483
with open arms!

314
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:35,453
Do we have any new
worshippers here today?

315
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,690
Uh, yeah, right here.

316
00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:40,892
Ah!

317
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,326
Welcome, brother.

318
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:44,428
Thank you. Happy to be here.

319
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:45,963
What is your name, my friend?

320
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:47,899
Bob!

321
00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:50,568
Bob.

322
00:13:50,636 --> 00:13:52,036
Come on up here, Bob.

323
00:13:52,104 --> 00:13:54,005
Oh, uh, that's okay.

324
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,940
Everyone, welcome Bob!

325
00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:05,917
- Hi.
- Hello, Bob.

326
00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:07,852
And thank you, Sister Abishola,

327
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,923
for bringing a new
disciple into the fold.

328
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,159
Bob, are you a religious man?

329
00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:16,560
Oh, no.

330
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:17,628
Uh, no.

331
00:14:17,696 --> 00:14:20,431
But I wasn't really raised that way.

332
00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:21,766
Not to blame my parents, but if

333
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,835
there's blame to assign, there you go.

334
00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:27,572
He's dying up there.

335
00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:29,573
Brothers and sisters,

336
00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:32,610
we have been given a golden opportunity

337
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,845
to bring this lost sheep

338
00:14:34,913 --> 00:14:36,847
back into the flock.

339
00:14:36,915 --> 00:14:38,349
Let us pray.

340
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,952
You need me for this pa... okay.

341
00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:44,722
Dear Heavenly Father, we call

342
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,992
upon you to save the soul of this man.

343
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,394
Whether he knows it or not,

344
00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:52,897
it was your love that
brought him here today.

345
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,933
Lord, you called home your prodigal son,

346
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,468
so he might not suffer

347
00:14:57,536 --> 00:14:59,804
the wretched indignity

348
00:14:59,871 --> 00:15:02,306
of eternal damnation!

349
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:03,641
Amen!

350
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:04,909
Amen.

351
00:15:04,977 --> 00:15:06,510
Oh, merciful Lord,

352
00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:09,213
let him see the light of Jesus Christ

353
00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:11,082
shining into his very being.

354
00:15:11,149 --> 00:15:13,150
Let him feel your benevolence,

355
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:16,454
your love, your power!

356
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:17,755
Amen!

357
00:15:17,823 --> 00:15:19,256
Yeah, amen.

358
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,859
God, enter his body!

359
00:15:21,927 --> 00:15:24,428
Enter his body now!

360
00:15:24,496 --> 00:15:26,030
Do you feel the spirit, Bob?

361
00:15:26,098 --> 00:15:27,231
Well, I feel something.

362
00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:29,166
He is saved!

363
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:30,434
Praise the Lord!

364
00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:31,702
You may be seated.

365
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,537
Okay, thanks for everything.

366
00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:36,007
That was very brave!

367
00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:38,042
Give him a hand!

368
00:15:39,644 --> 00:15:41,579
You hear that? I was brave.

369
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:47,184
Hey, this was fun,
we should do it again.

370
00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:49,120
We do it every Sunday.

371
00:15:52,224 --> 00:15:53,324
Hello, Bob.

372
00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:54,992
Hey, CVS!

373
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,128
Oh, you are too kind.

374
00:15:57,195 --> 00:15:58,396
How you been?

375
00:15:58,463 --> 00:16:00,564
I recently had a sinus infection,

376
00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,700
but it responded well to a

377
00:16:02,768 --> 00:16:05,202
course of antibiotics,
which thanks to my insurance

378
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:07,938
and employee discount,
cost next to nothing.

379
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,540
- Can't beat that.
- You can,

380
00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:13,244
but only if you are eligible
for Medicare Part D.

381
00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:14,478
I like you.

382
00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:16,180
You're quirky.

383
00:16:16,248 --> 00:16:17,648
Isn't life curious?

384
00:16:17,716 --> 00:16:20,151
There was a time you and
I were romantic rivals.

385
00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:22,086
- Mm-hmm.
- But that time has passed.

386
00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:24,055
You are now with the wonderful Abishola,

387
00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:26,457
and I am with the
equally wonderful Kemi.

388
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:28,660
That's great. I'm happy for you.

389
00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,928
Yes, I am happy as well.

390
00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:32,963
Good.

391
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,966
May I ask you a personal question?

392
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,034
Yeah, sure.

393
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,703
Does your mother get
along with Abishola?

394
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:40,938
Oh, yeah, she loves her.

395
00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:42,640
Probably more than she loves me, why?

396
00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:46,444
My mother and Kemi, they are like...

397
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:48,612
nifedipine and clarithromycin.

398
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,314
Both make your life better,

399
00:16:50,382 --> 00:16:53,784
but together they will cause
your kidneys to shut down.

400
00:16:53,852 --> 00:16:55,553
So, like oil and water?

401
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,054
Oh, that's good.

402
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:58,689
I never heard that.

403
00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:01,125
Regardless, I understand
your situation, you know?

404
00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,928
Uh, but, there comes a time,
you got to choose.

405
00:17:03,995 --> 00:17:05,629
You got to look your
mother in the eye and say,

406
00:17:05,697 --> 00:17:07,798
"It's not about you anymore,
I'm my own man."

407
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,133
Interesting.

408
00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:11,268
Kemi said something
similar the other night

409
00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,571
when she was bathing me.

410
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:16,240
Okay, feels like we caught up.

411
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,844
- I'm gonna go mingle.
- Thank you, Bob.

412
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,179
Hey, Dele!

413
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:24,448
Yep.

414
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,987
Thank you.

415
00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:32,823
We haven't been here for a while.

416
00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:34,558
You remember our first date?

417
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:36,060
You asked me if I had any hobbies.

418
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:37,828
Yeah.

419
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:40,464
"Nigerians do not do useless things."

420
00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:42,967
We do not like being mocked, either.

421
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,469
Was trying to be cute, never mind.

422
00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:47,471
When you said to the pastor

423
00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:50,068
that you accepted Jesus into your heart,

424
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,442
did you mean it?

425
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:52,843
Well, I couldn't say no, the guy was

426
00:17:52,911 --> 00:17:55,713
palming my head like a basketball.

427
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,882
I was going for cute again, I'm sorry.

428
00:17:57,949 --> 00:17:59,650
What am I going to do with you?

429
00:17:59,685 --> 00:18:00,584
What do you mean?

430
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:03,888
How do I spend my life
with a man who has no god?

431
00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:06,857
Well, maybe God put me in your life

432
00:18:06,925 --> 00:18:08,359
so you could bring me to him?

433
00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:10,094
You do not believe that.

434
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:14,298
Abishola,
I-I'm not sure I believe in God,

435
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:17,134
but I do believe in miracles.

436
00:18:17,202 --> 00:18:20,337
I mean, why else would a woman
like you be with a guy like me?

437
00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:23,140
The free socks.

438
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:25,075
Don't be cute.

439
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,883
We should have dinner sometime,
with Bob and Abishola.

440
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,117
You think so?

441
00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:37,552
Absolutely.

442
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,121
He and I had a very nice
conversation at church.

443
00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,790
Good man.

444
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,091
Let's do it.

445
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:45,227
Should we go to a
restaurant or should I cook?

446
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,729
Ah, you should cook.

447
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,731
The okra soup?

448
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,866
That would be wonderful.

449
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:54,936
Of course, we'd have to invite Mummy.

450
00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:57,071
Of course.

451
00:19:00,602 --> 00:19:04,145
Oops, I dropped the soap.

452
00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:07,148
Ah, forget Mummy!

453
00:19:07,149 --> 00:19:09,249
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