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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...

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"MaxDot Therapeutic Hosiery.

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Robert J. Wheeler, president."

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Hmm.Therapeutic hosiery.

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Hmm. Very fancy.

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He was actually quite nice.

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He said he didn't
want to be a bother,

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and if I changed my mind,
"the ball is in my court."

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Oh, like in basketball.

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No, no, it's tennis.

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Ever seen how big this man is?

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He does not play tennis.

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It's just a saying.What is?

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The ball in your court.
It means she can call him.

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Well, I'm not calling anybody.

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I have work, I have school,
I have my son.

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I have no time for balls.

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Well, there goes
the second date.

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[laughs]

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Auntie, Uncle,
can we speak privately, please?

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Don't worry.
Uh, we are Team Bob.

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What is he doing here?

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We invited him for
tea and biscuits

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to discuss whether a
match could be made.

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A match? I do not want a match.

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It's not about what you want.

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It's about what is good
for the whole family.

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Okay, it is decided.

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Abishola will have tea with
you on Tuesday afternoon.

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The only way I would
spend time with Abishola

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is if she wants to.

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Ooh. This is bad.

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Abishola?

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I will have tea with you.

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Are you sure?
'Cause I don't want you to do

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anything against your will.

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I said will have tea with you.
Stop talking.

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Oh, that's wonderful news.

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Your brother's grandson
got accepted

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to the University of Nigeria.

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Which grandson?Which grandson?

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Number 12.

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Oh. David.

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Good.

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Ooh. Ask her to send us
a bag of stockfish.

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You can get that
at the supermarket.

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Oh, they don't sell the heads.
I like the heads.

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Okay. Please send stockfish.

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Make sure

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you wrap it properly.

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Last time,
the suitcase smelled terrible

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and I had to tell
the man at the airport

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that Tunde had a leg infection.

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You didn't have
to tell him anything.

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We could have just left.

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Good morning, Auntie and Uncle.

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Good morning, Abishola.Good morning.

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Yes, Abishola
is doing very well.

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She finally met a man.

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Uh-uh. Who are you talking to?

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My sister.Which one?

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The one who gave birth to you.

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Mommy, I did not meet anyone.

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Move away.
This is my conversation.

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Between work and school,

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Abishola had no chance
of meeting somebody

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until I stepped in.

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You're welcome.

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His name is Bob, he's American
and he owns a big sock company.

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He was so honored to meet us
that he followed us to our home.

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Eh, after he caught
you spying on him.

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I have already said
you are welcome.

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Uh, Dele, the grown-ups
are talking. Go to school.

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But I'm hungry.Be hungry for knowledge.

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Yes, he's handsome.

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Like Kevin James
with a mustache...

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...only more orobo.

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Orobo?Bob is not that fat.

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[chuckles]:
Yes.

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Trust me, he's orobo.

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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So if I want to say hello
in her language....

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E karo. E karo.

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No, no, e karo.

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Pretty sure that's what I said.

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Now, how do you say goodbye?

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O dabo. O dabo. O dabo.

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O dabo, o dabo.
You know, I speak Mandarin.

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I did not know that.

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Nice. Now I want Chinese
for lunch.

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Okay, this is important.

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How do you say, "I'm sorry
your aunt and uncle forced you

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"to spend time with me,
but I really enjoyed myself

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and I'd like to do it again"?

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Ma binu iya iya
re ati egbon re fi agbara

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mu o lati lo akoko pelu mi,

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sugbon mo gbadun ara mi ati
Mo fe lati se e leekansi.

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Uh, w-what's that first word?
Binu?

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It means, "I'm sorry."

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That's good. That's all I need.

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So, how are things with you
and the sock king?

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[chuckles]There are no things.

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There is just tea.

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KEMI:
Very good.

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It's going very good.

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Every sock king
needs a sock queen.

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[both laugh]

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Stop it, both of you.

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If I were to marry again...

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You will.I won't.

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You will. You wi...I won't. I won't.

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ABISHOLA:
But if I were

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to marry again,

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it would only be
to a Nigerian man.

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Only? That kind of narrows down
your options, doesn't it?

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Don't listen to her.
She has many options.

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Top of the list,
Nigerian man, same tribe.

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Yoruba.
Mm-hmm.

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Then Nigerian man,
different tribe.

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Igbo.
Mm-hmm.

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KEMI:
Then

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other Africans.

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Except Tunisians and Egyptians.

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Obviously.

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Then

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Caribbean, then white,

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then African-American.

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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Wait, wait.

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So, a black man
is last on your list?

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Below white men?

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You get it.

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I get that you full of crap.

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Hmm?
Huh-uh.

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All you Africans

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think you better than us.

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Well...
Well, what?

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You don't make it easy
for yourselves.

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What's that supposed to mean?Oh, come on.

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Gangbangers, welfare stamps,
the baby mamas.

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You're just buying into
that racist propaganda

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you see on TV.

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There are more white people
on food stamps and welfare

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than black people.

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That's not what it
says on the Fox News.

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Which is fair and balanced.Mm-hmm.

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Okay, I'll tell you what.

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Next time I get an e-mail
from a Nigerian prince,

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you want me to assume it's one
of you heffas trying to scam me?

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Calm down, both of you.Heffa? Who are you
calling heffa?

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Kemi, Kemi,
you are upsetting Gloria.

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You both upsetting Gloria.

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You think white folks see
a difference between us?

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To them, we all look the same.

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You get pulled over
by a cop,

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he's not gonna see
your little ranking system.

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He's just gonna see this.

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We wouldn't get
pulled over.

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We obey the
traffic laws.

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Hey, what are you doing there?
Get away.

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Why are you reading
about Nigeria?

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I said, get away.

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All right, all right.

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You ever hear of privacy?Ah, calm down.

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It's not like
there's any porn on there.

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How do you know?I looked.

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Mom's browsing history
is more interesting than yours.

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So, why Nigeria?

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Don't worry about it.

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Ooh. Is it a charity thing?

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People buy a pair of socks,

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we give away a pair
to a poor person?

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We're not doing that.

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You sure? We don't really have
to give anything away.

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Nobody checks.

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That's not happening.

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So, what's the deal, then?

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None of your business.

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We're only as sick
as our secrets, big brother.

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Where'd you get that?Alcoholics Anonymous saying.

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Are you...?

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No, no, no. I just like
dating women in recovery.

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Why is that?

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Less pressure.

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They hate themselves
before they sleep with me.

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Come on. What's the deal?

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Fine. I met somebody.

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In Nigeria?

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No.
Then where?

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In the hospital.

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That nurse you were looking for.

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Yeah.
[laughs]:
Oh.

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So, she's Nigerian, then?

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Yeah.

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Just to be clear, we're not
talking African-American,

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we're talking, like,
African-African?

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Or just African.

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Right.

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Looking at a map,
where's Nigeria?

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Between Benin and Cameroon.

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Oh, sure, yeah. Now I know.

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By the way, you and her,
it'll never work.

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Why not?

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Bob. Bob. Bob.

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[sighs]

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A bird may love a fish,

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but where will they build
a home together?

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Is that more words to live by
from women in recovery?

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Actually, that's from
Fiddler on the Roof.

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Which I saw

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'cause I was dating
a Jewish girl

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who was also in recovery,
so, yeah, I guess.

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Hello, Richard.

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Hey, Abishola.

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How's it going with Bob?

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Huh-- how do you know about Bob?

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My God.

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You told the bus driver?

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I told everybody.

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In this terrible world
that we live in,

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people need to hear good news.

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You need to stop
telling people my business.

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Okay, okay.
Thank you.

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I put it on my Facebook.

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I got 75 likes.

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Take it down.

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Why?
I'm excited for you

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and so are 75 people
you don't know.

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I just need you to stop talking
and respect my privacy.

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[scoffs] Stop talking?

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As you wish.

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Don't be like that.

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Like what? I'm just
respecting your privacy.

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Mm. Richard,

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did you know that Kemi
is single?

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Working late?

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Yup.
Me, too.

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Thank God for caffeine
and Adderall, huh?

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You're still taking that stuff?

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Oh, yeah. It, uh, helps with my
attention deficit disorder.

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Well, I guess that's good,
but be careful,

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you don't want to start
depending on it.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Nothing. I'll see you later.

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Oh, hey, Bob?

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You want to keep your
personal life personal,

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don't talk about it
with Douglas.

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Aw, damn it.
You're right. Stupid.

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And speaking of stupid, are you
out of your freaking mind?

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What?

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Bob, you spent 12 years
married to a woman

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who shared everything
with you.

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I mean, you ate the same foods,

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you enjoyed
the same movies,

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hell, you kind of
looked the same.

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Not at the beginning.
She turned into me.

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Well, my point is, you still
couldn't make the marriage work.

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How do you think
it's gonna go

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if you get involved with someone

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you have absolutely nothing
in common with?

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00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,733
Well, did you ever stop
to consider

262
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,909
that maybe opposites attract?

263
00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:15,260
Baloney.
Opposites avoid each other.

264
00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:16,609
They hate each other.

265
00:11:16,653 --> 00:11:19,917
They stab each other
with steak knives.

266
00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:22,833
Feels like we should be talking
about your failed marriage.

267
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,792
Why would you say that?

268
00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:27,446
Well, you stabbed
your ex-husband

269
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,144
in the ass with a steak knife.

270
00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:33,191
Like you've never
made a mistake!

271
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,064
Good talk. Love you!Drop dead, Bob!

272
00:11:47,031 --> 00:11:49,817
E karo,Goodwin. E karo,Mr. Wheeler.

273
00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,341
Have you seen
your lady friend again?Not yet,

274
00:11:52,384 --> 00:11:54,386
but we have plans
to have tea tomorrow.

275
00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,954
How do you say "tea"
in her language?

276
00:11:56,998 --> 00:11:58,956
Tii. Tii.

277
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,436
Perfect.

278
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:03,178
Look at me, trying to date
a woman from Nigeria.

279
00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:04,614
You are pressing the envelope.

280
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E karo. E karo.

281
00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:10,011
Karo.

282
00:12:10,054 --> 00:12:12,013
E karo, Mr. Wheeler.

283
00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:19,803
Hey, Mr. Wheeler.

284
00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:30,771
O dabo.

285
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,472
[knocking on door][door opens]

286
00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:39,301
Bob, got a minute?
Yeah.

287
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,259
I just spoke
to Douglas.

288
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,174
[groans]

289
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:44,523
There is nothing
to be embarrassed about.

290
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:45,916
I think
it's wonderful.

291
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,657
Really?
Absolutely.

292
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,659
You have my
complete support.

293
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,487
Wow, thanks, Mom.

294
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,532
You're welcome,
honey.

295
00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:56,927
[door closes]I don't know if I
ever told you this,

296
00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:58,624
but I used to hang
around the clubs

297
00:12:58,668 --> 00:13:00,757
back when Motown Records
was getting started.

298
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:02,715
Is that so?Oh, yeah.

299
00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:04,500
Of course, that was before
I met your father.

300
00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:07,198
There were a couple
of night spots in Detroit

301
00:13:07,242 --> 00:13:10,419
where you could spend time
with the actual musicians.

302
00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:13,335
Okay...

303
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,903
Not to brag, but your mom
sang a little harmony

304
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,470
with two Temptations and a Pip.

305
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:21,604
Good story. Thanks.

306
00:13:21,647 --> 00:13:24,737
You remember that song
"You Can't Hurry Love"?

307
00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:26,870
None of them did.

308
00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:32,484
[knocking on window]Hello.

309
00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:45,889
Oh, yeah, that is one
very funky gallbladder.

310
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,282
Sponge stick.

311
00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,459
Thank you.

312
00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:54,680
So, Abishola, I hear there's
a new fellow in your life now.

313
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,247
[giggles]
[stammers]

314
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,422
Where did you hear this?

315
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,120
Oh, a little bird told me.

316
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,425
Forceps.

317
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:03,341
Does this little bird
have a Facebook page?

318
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,735
Yes, and a Snapchat.

319
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,086
Oh, my God.

320
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,741
You know, my brother
married a white girl.

321
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,527
She became a Hindu, wore a sari,
did everything right.

322
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,616
It was still a disaster.

323
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,792
I am not marrying anyone.

324
00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:20,837
Well, if you do,

325
00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,534
don't count on your family

326
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,449
to provide much
in the way of support.

327
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:26,060
To this day, my mother refuses

328
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:28,410
to be in the same room
with Betty Jo.

329
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,847
I got you,

330
00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,936
you slippery bastard.

331
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,939
Hot potato. [chuckles]

332
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,333
Okay,
let's sew him up.

333
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,773
I hope you're happy.

334
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,209
How can I not be?

335
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:47,864
I'm making green Jell-O
for hundreds of sick people.

336
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,866
Because of you,

337
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,086
everybody in this hospital
now knows about me and Bob.

338
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,522
I'm sorry.

339
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:56,220
I did as you asked,
I took down the Facebook page,

340
00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:57,961
and I returned
the GoFundMe money

341
00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,920
for your bachelorette party.

342
00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:03,662
Mm-mm. More sugar.

343
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:07,188
Well, people are still talking.

344
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:10,931
Because they are rooting
for you. People love love.

345
00:15:10,974 --> 00:15:13,542
There is no love.

346
00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:15,892
[scoffs]
Give it time.

347
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:20,244
I didn't really love my husband
until after he was dead.

348
00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:22,855
I know you want the best for me.

349
00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:25,162
I'm asking,
please leave it alone.

350
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:29,950
Okay, consider it
left and alone.

351
00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:31,168
Thank you.

352
00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:37,392
I can't believe this is what
you are feeding the patients.

353
00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:41,352
Are you joking? This is the
healthiest thing on the menu.

354
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:05,420
Mum?
Hmm?

355
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:06,812
Are you okay?

356
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:09,424
Yes, uh, just tired.

357
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:12,209
Can I ask you a question?Make it quick.

358
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:14,646
Are you going to marry
the sock man?

359
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,477
Of course not.
Where did you hear that?

360
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,436
Cousin Yemisi sent me
a Facebook message.

361
00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:24,047
Ah, they are talking
about it in London?

362
00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:26,919
Amsterdam. They're on holiday.

363
00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:30,401
Oh, my God.
Stay off the Facebook, please.

364
00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:32,055
It's also on Twitter.

365
00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,666
Stay off all of it.

366
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:35,841
Okay.

367
00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:39,019
What should I tell my dad?

368
00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:42,805
Your father has another family
and he lives in Lagos.

369
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,024
This is none of his business.

370
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,852
Yes, Mum.

371
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,854
Have you been talking
to him about it?

372
00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:50,117
Not anymore.

373
00:16:53,642 --> 00:16:57,472
E karo,Abishola.
Here's your tii.

374
00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,952
Your tii.Your tii.

375
00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,476
Hello, Bob.
Hey!

376
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:06,002
Uh, e karo,Abishola.
Here's your tii.

377
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:08,918
Yes, e karo,
but I cannot stay.

378
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:09,962
Why not?

379
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,095
I have decided

380
00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:14,358
that it is not right
for us to be...

381
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:20,669
I do not know what we are,
but we cannot be... it.

382
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:22,453
I don't understand.

383
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:26,022
You are a very nice man,
and I am sorry,

384
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,371
but this is what has to happen.

385
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,422
O dabo.

386
00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:47,739
[speaking Yoruba]

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