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[piano playing][soft chatter]

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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Happy
Valentine's Day, Bob.

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It was so nice of them
to give us free champagne.

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Oh, there's nothing
free about it.

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It's part of the package.

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What do you mean?Well, it's all included:

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champagne, dinner,
and you're out the door

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for only three times
what it should be.

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Isn't this restaurant
already very expensive?

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Yeah.

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But it's worth it to spend this
special day with my special gal.

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That's lovely. Let's eat.

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Where are the menus?

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Ah, it's right there.
It's a prix fixe menu,

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which is French for "you'll
eat what we give you."

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So you pay
three times the price

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and you cannot choose
what you eat?

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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Maybe we should leave
and come back tomorrow.

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Why?

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It will be cheaper then,
and we can choose what we eat.

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But it's not Valentine's Day
tomorrow.

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Who cares?

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Me and all these other idiots.

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This is a stupid
and wasteful holiday.

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Let's never do this again.

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We will not.

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Rose for the lady?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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No, thank you.

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So, I guess you
probably don't want

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this overpriced piece
of jewelry I got you.

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Ah. Well, jewelry
is different.

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Is it, now?Yes.

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It's very practical.

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It's something that can be
passed down through generations.

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Yeah, like silverware
or a genetic disease.

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Bob, it's beautiful.

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Hey, look,

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I did something right.

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You can never go wrong
with jewelry.

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Well, I hope
you understand

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that this bracelet

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is an expression...

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of my love.

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Thank you.

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My love for you.

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Abishola,

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I love you.

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Yes, I understand.

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And that's all you're
gonna say on the subject?

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Bob.

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Thank you for the bracelet.

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[inhales deeply]

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[exhales]

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Thank you again
for dinner.

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Yep.

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And this bracelet
is very special.

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Do you loveit?

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Oh, I like it very much.

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Oh, good, so it's not just me.

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[sighs]

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Well, good night.

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Good night!

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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♪

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The inclusions
are very minimal.

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At least four karats.

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He did very well.

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I thought so.

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UNCLE TUNDE:
I wish he had spoken
to me first.

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I could have got it
for him cheaper.

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He does not care
about the price.

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Americans.

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They believe the more
you pay for something,

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the better it is.

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And we know
the cheaper you get it,

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the better you feel.

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[chuckles]

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Tunde is
a wonderful negotiator.

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He has left
many jewelers in tears.

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They are not real tears.

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It's like a little show.

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Even if Bob was cheated,

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this a lovely gift.

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I hope you thanked him.

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Of course I did.Mm.

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No, that is
not enough.

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You have to jump up and down.

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That's what
Americans do

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when they win the his and her
Jet Skis on The Price Is Right.

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It is also why you never see
Nigerians on that show.

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We know all the prices,

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but we are not
big jumpers.

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He told me he loved me.

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Well,

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that's nice.

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That is what I said,

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but he seemed
unsatisfied.

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I think he wanted you
to say it back to him.

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People here are always throwing
that word around.

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They love rock and roll,

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they love New York,

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they love Lucy.

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It is because they are too free
with their feelings.Mm.

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They are like puppies.

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Racist, gun-loving puppies.

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I told Tunde I loved him once.

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Really?Yes.

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When we first moved here.

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I was trying
to be

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more American.

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It was very unpleasant.

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I asked her
to never do it again.

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And I have kept
that promise.

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[chuckles softly]

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[soft music playing]

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DOUGLAS:
Hey.

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Oh. Hello, brother.

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You realize
it's Valentine's, right?

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Shouldn't you be drunk,
crying and screaming

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outside your ex-husband's
camper van?

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I'm changing it
up this year.

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I don't need a man
to have a romantic evening.

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I can have one with myself.

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Yikes.

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I just had a nice dinner,

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got some champagne,
chocolates.

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Tonight,

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I'm falling in love
with a girl named Me.

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That's one of the creepiest
things I've ever heard.

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It's called
self-partnering.

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Call it what you want.

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Just lock the door
when you're doing it.

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I don't see you out
on a date.

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That's because I refuse to be
manipulated by social pressure

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and cynical
marketing campaigns.

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You still banned
from Tinder?

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Six more weeks.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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At least one of us got shot
by Cupid's arrow.

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Yeah.

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Hit me right in the ass.

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What happened?

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Didn't Abishola love
the bracelet?

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She doesn't love anything.

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Might as well be dating a robot.

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Oh, it's not
Abishola's fault.

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It's her culture.

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They're just

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not effusive people.If you want,

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Christina can teach you
how to self-partner.

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Here, come sit down.

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You've got all the love
you need right here

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with your brother and sister.

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Call me crazy, but I think
I deserve more than that.Mm.

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You're not crazy.

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You're just wrong.

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Can the three of us be
any more pathetic?

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We could wheel
Mom in here.

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I asked.

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She doesn't want to hang out.

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Hey. Hey.
What's going on?

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I am sorry, Mr. Wheeler.

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I am trying to save his life.

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No. He's messing
with my mojo.

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He went out

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and bought
a dangerous motorcycle

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even after I forbade it.

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It's not
a motorcycle.

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It's a scooter.

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150cc.

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Very zippy.

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You talking about that little
red thing in the parking lot?

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Not red.
Rosso Passione.

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Big difference.

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Kofo, you are my cousin.

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I promised your parents
I'd look out for you.

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I even made space
for you in my home.

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Above the garage.

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If I have to live
like Fonzie,

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I will drive like him.

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You guys know Fonzie?

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Aaayyh.Aaayyh.

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He says
he looks after me,

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but I sleep
on a futon

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next to all his stored cans
of house paint.

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I can't throw them away.

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They are for touch-ups.

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Try telling that
to a girl

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you are attempting
to have intercourse with.

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Hey, did you guys get
Laverne & Shirley,too?

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You know...

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♪ Schlemiel,
Schlimazel ♪

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♪ Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.

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We should get
back to work.

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Yes.

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Look at this.

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The day after Valentine's Day,

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and Chukwuemeka is still sending
me gifts at work.

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It's so embarrassing.

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You could have left it
in the locker room.

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I could have.

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But I didn't.

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Here,

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read the note he wrote me.

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"Kemi, my love..."

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"My heart is open to you
24 hours a day

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"like most, but not all,

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CVS Pharmacies."

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"Check your local branch
for holiday hours."

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He worships two things:

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providing low-cost,
generic drug alternatives

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and me.

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How is it that a Nigerian man
engages in this...

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lovey-dovey American rubbish?

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What can I say?

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My milkshake has brought the boy
to the yard.

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And you like this?

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I didn't at first.

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But then he started
to shower me with gifts.

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You know,
the other day,

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he gave me a heating pad
anda humidifier,

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just because.

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So you go along with something
you're not comfortable with

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just for the gifts?

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Oh, I give him gifts, too.

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I have done things
with Chukwuemeka

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I have never done
with any other man.

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Kemi,

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you have to respect yourself.

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I was talking
about going on a picnic.

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Whatever you
were thinking of...

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[quietly]:
I havedone with other men.

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Oh.

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Hey, guys.

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Hello,
Mr. Wheeler's brother.

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Hi.

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I mean, I'm also
Mr. Wheeler,

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but whatever.

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So, what's up?

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We have an HR issue.

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Okay.

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And you are head of HR.

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Oh, yeah.

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Company policy

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requires me to take notes.

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[chuckles]

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[grunts]

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Hang on a second.

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I got it.
[grunts]

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Wrapping.
[chuckles]

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[grunts]

256
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Oh, a pen would help.

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[chuckles]

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Mm-hmm.

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Here we go.
Mightier than the sword.

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So, what's the issue?

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And I have to warn you,
if this is sexual in nature,

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I am a giggler.

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Okay, shoot,

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This man has stolen
my Vespa helmet.

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He is crazy.
Why would I want such a thing?

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Because it represents freedom,

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the open road, a general
devil-may-care attitude.

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It represents stupidity.

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Okay, let me stop you
right there.

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This is a safe space,

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00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:03,640
so, going forward, no one is
stupid and no one is crazy.

272
00:11:07,731 --> 00:11:09,690
Thank you.

273
00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:11,822
Now, can you describe
the stolen item?

274
00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:14,607
It is a shiny purple helmet
that I polished this morning.

275
00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:16,479
[laughs]

276
00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:18,220
I bet you did.

277
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,091
I did.

278
00:11:20,135 --> 00:11:22,441
He admitted it.

279
00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:25,140
All right, safe space.
That one is on me.

280
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,490
What will I tell your mother if
you get rear-ended by a truck?

281
00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:29,448
[laughs]
"Rear-ended."

282
00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:31,059
Sorry.

283
00:11:31,102 --> 00:11:32,930
Fellas...

284
00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:34,149
[grunts]
let me tell you

285
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,978
what I see from over here
in the HR chair.

286
00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:39,981
This isn't actually
about a helmet.

287
00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:42,374
Yes, it is.
For my Vespa.

288
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:45,856
Look a little deeper. What's
going on here is about control.

289
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,466
It is?Oh, yeah.

290
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,946
Bob tries to pull this kind
of crap with me all the time.

291
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,775
Thinks he knows
what's best for me.

292
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,646
But if I want to take
six months off

293
00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,126
and follow a jam band
through Spain,

294
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,172
that should be my choice.

295
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,742
Do you feel this way?

296
00:12:01,785 --> 00:12:03,961
About the jam band?

297
00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:05,920
About me controlling
your life.

298
00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:07,312
Yes.

299
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,752
Uh, too bad.

300
00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,275
I will not have you
racing around

301
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:15,668
on a scooter
and go down on it.

302
00:12:15,712 --> 00:12:17,888
[giggles]
"Go down on it."

303
00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:21,239
I am so sorry.

304
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,593
Hello, Bob.

305
00:12:27,637 --> 00:12:29,334
Hi.

306
00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:30,988
Um...

307
00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:33,164
May I speak with you
for a moment?

308
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,644
Sure. What's up?

309
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,299
I don't think I expressed to you

310
00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:39,475
how much the other night
meant to me.

311
00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,564
Okay.

312
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,831
What was that?

313
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:51,313
I was expressing my enthusiasm.

314
00:12:56,361 --> 00:13:00,496
Abishola, that's not
what this is about.

315
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,672
I wanted to know how you felt

316
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,587
when I told you I loved you.

317
00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:14,423
Okay, good talk.

318
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,606
This should help
with the pain, Mr. Holloway.

319
00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:25,651
I'm scared.

320
00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:27,001
Of course you are scared.

321
00:13:27,044 --> 00:13:29,046
You are beginning a journey
into the unknown.

322
00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:31,222
But at the end of it,
you will find peace.

323
00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,441
In heaven?

324
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,923
Well, that depends
on your line of work.

325
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:37,750
Abishola.

326
00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:39,752
Can I see you over here?

327
00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:41,798
[monitor beeping steadily]

328
00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:45,846
"Your line of work"?

329
00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,586
Well, he's certainly
not going to heaven

330
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,285
if he was a slumlord
or a money lender.

331
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:53,418
How about, in the future,
you just say reassuring things

332
00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:55,899
like "I know what
you're going through"?

333
00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,858
But I do not know
what he's going through.

334
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:01,078
He's dying,
and I feel pretty good.

335
00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:04,603
You're just saying it
to make him feel better, Elsa.

336
00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:05,648
Elsa?

337
00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:08,085
The ice queen from Frozen.

338
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,479
It's what all the other nurses
call you.

339
00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:13,221
Well, she's the heroine
of the story.

340
00:14:13,264 --> 00:14:16,746
Everybody likes her,
even the talking snowman.

341
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,921
That...
[sighs]

342
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,314
Never mind.

343
00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:21,751
It's not your fault it doesn't
come naturally to you.

344
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,753
Uh, what is that
supposed to mean?

345
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,060
You told me yourself
how you were raised,

346
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:29,411
how your mother never showed you
affection or love.

347
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,760
My mother loved me very much.

348
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,935
You told me

349
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,763
she beat you.
Yes.

350
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,069
When I was bad.

351
00:14:35,112 --> 00:14:37,071
And afterward,
she would bring me an aspirin.

352
00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:40,596
If that is not love,
I do not know what is.

353
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:42,815
You do not know what is.

354
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:45,993
It does not matter
what I say to the patient.

355
00:14:46,036 --> 00:14:49,300
What matters is that I give
them the best care possible.

356
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,737
Isn't that right, Mr. Holloway?

357
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,391
Mr. Holloway?

358
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,132
Ah, damn. Code blue!

359
00:14:55,176 --> 00:14:59,136
Come back to us, Mr. Holloway.
I promise I'll be nicer to you.

360
00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:03,010
DOTTIE:
You know,

361
00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:05,447
I used to look forward
to eating in bed.

362
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,970
But after four months

363
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:10,713
of breakfast, lunch and dinner,
it just pisses me off.

364
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:12,845
Would you like to have lunch
in the chair?

365
00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:15,718
Nah, I'm not wearing any pants.

366
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:19,069
Look, I-I just want
to give you a heads-up.

367
00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:21,332
Uh, whatever happens
between me and Abishola,

368
00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:23,160
it won't affect your care.

369
00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:25,119
What are you talking about?Well,

370
00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:26,642
she and I hit a little bit
of a rough patch

371
00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:28,296
and I stood up for myself.

372
00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:31,212
Oh, honey, don't do that.

373
00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:33,518
I'm tired of not putting
my needs first.

374
00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:34,737
I'm a grown man.
I don't ask for much.

375
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,869
A kind word, a gesture.

376
00:15:36,913 --> 00:15:40,221
A kind word, a gesture?

377
00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:41,222
Yeah.

378
00:15:41,265 --> 00:15:43,572
Sit down, Sally.

379
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:50,013
This isn't about Abishola.
It's about your ex.

380
00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:52,189
This has got nothing
to do with Lorraine.

381
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:55,149
Of course it does.
She hurt you very badly.

382
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:57,020
That just doesn't go away.

383
00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:59,196
No, I-I moved on.
I did the work.

384
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,850
You ate your feelings.

385
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,591
That's work.

386
00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:07,552
My point is,
you can't blame Abishola

387
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:10,686
for the affection you never
got from Lorraine.

388
00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:12,122
Or from you.

389
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,342
All right, you can go now.

390
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,824
DOUGLAS:
That took balls,

391
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,392
Kofo, standing up
to Goodwin like that.

392
00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:24,352
A big, swinging bag of them.

393
00:16:24,395 --> 00:16:26,136
They're a lot smaller right now.

394
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:29,400
It's cold out there
on the Vespa. And scary.

395
00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:31,750
In Nigeria,
there is no black ice.

396
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,449
I thought Nigeria
was full of black guys.

397
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,147
Black ice.

398
00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:39,628
Got it.

399
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,588
I could never stand
up to Bob like that.

400
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:46,330
It's understandable. You have
been coddled your whole life.

401
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,245
Hey.
It's not your fault.

402
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:52,075
Oh. Okay.

403
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,904
You have never realized
your full potential

404
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,472
because you have not been
tempered by adversity.

405
00:16:58,473 --> 00:16:59,822
You're right.

406
00:16:59,865 --> 00:17:03,652
My life's been so easy,
it's actually really hard.

407
00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:07,090
It's not too late,
Mr. Wheeler's brother.

408
00:17:07,134 --> 00:17:08,918
You can challenge yourself,

409
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,572
become an independent man

410
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,965
who has earned his place
in the world.

411
00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:14,315
Hmm.

412
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,840
No. I collect watches now,

413
00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,711
and that's actually
really important to me.

414
00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:27,241
Oh, hey.
I didn't see you come in.

415
00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:30,592
What's this?

416
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:31,984
Eat.

417
00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:34,857
Okay.

418
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:43,779
It's delicious.

419
00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:45,650
It is jollof rice.

420
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:48,218
My mother taught me
how to make it.

421
00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:50,133
I used to cook a pot of it
for my family

422
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:52,004
every Sunday growing up.

423
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,442
Listen, I didn't mean
to make you feel...

424
00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:56,139
Eat.

425
00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,273
You understand that I did not

426
00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:01,579
enter into
this relationship casually.

427
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,015
This is not some

428
00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:05,844
American fling where
you swipe on the selfies

429
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:08,151
to chill with the Netflix.

430
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,372
You know what I'm saying.

431
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,330
I do.

432
00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:15,376
Actually, I don't.

433
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:18,901
I am committed to you...

434
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,208
...and that should be enough.

435
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,515
Thanks. It is.

436
00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:25,864
Are you sure?

437
00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:28,519
You tell me.

438
00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:34,960
[laughs softly]

439
00:18:47,756 --> 00:18:49,366
Just so we understand
each other,

440
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:52,064
if you die, you still have
to call your mother

441
00:18:52,108 --> 00:18:55,198
and explain what a fool you are.

442
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:59,637
I appreciate your concern,
but I will be fine.

443
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,944
Please do your best
to avoid black ice.

444
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,946
Black ice.

445
00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:06,296
I hear it now.

446
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,993
I'll see you back at the house?

447
00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,169
Actually,

448
00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:10,257
I will be home late.

449
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,823
I'm going to a trendy hot spot

450
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:14,174
where the women will be aroused
by my dangerous lifestyle.

451
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:16,437
Kofo.

452
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,134
Yes?

453
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:21,398
When you return, the paint cans
will be gone from your bedroom.

454
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:24,096
But the touch-ups.

455
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,490
Go. Live your life.

456
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,710
Have your intercourse.

457
00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:32,801
If that should happen,
I will think of you.

458
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:40,156
[engine starts]

459
00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:46,075
Black ice! Black ice!

460
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,772
Black ice!
[shouting]

461
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:55,606
Hey.
Afternoon.

462
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,087
E kassan. E kassan.

463
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,872
Excuse me.

464
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,658
Ah-ah.

465
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,312
When you said bracelet,
I did not realize

466
00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:08,184
it was going to be
the bling-bling.

467
00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:11,535
Damn. Elsa got herself some ice.

468
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,102
I should not have
worn it to work.

469
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,843
I forgot I had it on.

470
00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:16,018
You did not forget.

471
00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:17,628
I did not.

472
00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:20,805
Now, does this mean
that you and the sock man

473
00:20:20,849 --> 00:20:22,503
finally sealed the deal?

474
00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:25,288
[laughs softly]
They have done next to nothing.

475
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,249
Enjoy your humidifier.

476
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:41,304
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