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Where's Auntie?

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She's gossiping
with her hens.

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[women laughing]

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Something is funny.

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Someone must have died
or put on weight.

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Hello, Mummy.

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Good morning,
my darling son.

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Good morning, Madam.

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Kemi.

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Why are you so late?

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We overslept.

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My fault. I kept
him up last night.

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[chuckles softly]

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Then twice again
this morning.

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But we are here now, Mummy.

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Bless you, my son.

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And bless you.

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Bless you even more.

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Thank you, Pastor.

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It was a wonderful sermon.Thank you,

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Sister Olu.

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It was 11 hallelujahs.

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Excuse me?

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You said "hallelujah" 11 times.

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I keep track.

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Okay.Your record is 18,

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when you spoke
on the sins of arrogance.

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Your words always renew my faith

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and help me
get through the week.

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I'm glad to hear that.

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How's things going with Bob?

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What?

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Your American boyfriend.

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How do you know about him?

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A little birdie told me.

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Cheep, cheep.

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She means "cluck, cluck."

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PASTOR:
I hope

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we all get to meet Bob soon.

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Oh, maybe. I don't know.

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What don't you know?Oh, he's very busy.

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On Sundays?Mmm.

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I'm sure you can
work something out.

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I will try.

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Abishola,

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you must include Bob in
your relationship with God

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just as you include God in
your relationship with Bob.

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That's wonderful advice.

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I don't give the other kind.

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Auntie, why?Do you not

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have feelings for Bob?

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I do.

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And does he not have feelings
for you?He does.

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Then why are you hiding him
from your community?

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Uncle, help me.

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She is worried
that he might stick out

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like a big, white thumb.

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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And thankfully,
Chukwuemeka's mother has

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very high blood pressure,

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so there's an end in sight.ABISHOLA: Oh.

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Kemi.

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What? I don't make her
eat the chicken nuggets.

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I don't stop her, either.

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GLORIA:
Don't matter

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what she eats.
The mean ones don't die.

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My mother-in-law
is 97 years old.

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Bitch just got a new hip.[Kemi chuckles]

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The both of you are terrible.

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Hey, is it true

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you taking the sock man
to your church?

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Oh, come on. It's too
good not to share.

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Maybe one day. I don't know
if this is the right time.

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It better be soon.
The rumors are flying.

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The longer you wait, the
bigger and whiter he gets.

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I don't understand.

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Bob's a good guy.
You're happy.

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What you worried about?

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Dele. His friends
will tease him

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when they see his mother
is dating a white man.

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KEMI:
That is true.

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Right now the only white man

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in our church is Jesus.

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Really? Our Jesus is black.

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Okay.

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Ek'ale,Mum. Kaale.

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I want to get your
opinion on something.

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Myopinion? Really?

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Why are you surprised?

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You usually tell me my opinions.

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No, I do not.You're right, you do not.

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I want to know
how you feel

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about me bringing Bob
to church with us.

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I would hate it.

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That is what I thought.

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Thank you.

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Mum, wait.No, no, no. It's all right.

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Well, I don't want
to be selfish.You are not.

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Your feelings matter.

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Since when?

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Don't be
disrespectful to me.I'm sorry.

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If it's what you want,
then you should invite him.

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You mean that?Yes.

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You are not just saying that
to please me?

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No.Are you sure?

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Are yousure?

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Okay, we are done talking.

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How is your suya?

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Delicious. Thank you.

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Is it better than when
she fed it to you yesterday?

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It's just as good.

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Because your mother
reheats your food with love.

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Try my egusi soup.

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Ah, that's wonderful.You know why?

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I made it today.

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Excuse me.
I'll get another beer.

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No, no, wait. I will...No, I'll get it.

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Uh, please, sit.

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Eat your dinner.

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He is such a good boy.

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Yes. Although, sometimes,

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he can be a very bad boy.

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Where did we get
chicken nuggets from?

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Oh, Kemi was kind enough to
bring me an afternoon snack.

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Ten pieces.

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She ate them like Tic Tacs.

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So, my son,

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how was work at the CVS?

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It was very exciting.

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A man choked
on a granola bar,

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and I had to give him
the Heimlich maneuver.Oh!

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When the chunk of granola
shot across the pharmacy,

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people clapped.

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You are a hero.Oh, no.

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I'm just
a simple pharmacist

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who took a CPR class
at the YMCA.

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Perhaps after dinner,
you can show me

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how you wrapped your arms
around this man

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and squeezed him tight.

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I think you can imagine it.

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You imagine it.

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I want him to show me.

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Take a piece.

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Roll a ball.

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Make a divot.

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Dip and scoop.

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It is like he was born to it.

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Can I get some more of
that "og-bono" soup?

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Ogbono.

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Pretty sure that's what I said.

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You know, this is nice.

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My family never sits
down and eats together.

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You're always welcome
to eat with us.
Oh,

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then I'll be back for breakfast.

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Kidding.

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[laughing]:
I did not see that coming.

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Bob, I was wondering if you had
any plans for next Sunday.

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Um, well, football
season's over,

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so I guess I'll just be...

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watching old football games.

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I thought maybe you'd like
to join us at church.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's on Sunday, too.

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So?

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Well, truth be told, uh,

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I'm not really a
churchy kind of guy.

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What does that mean?

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It's just I wasn't raised
with any religion.

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None?

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BOB:
We always did

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the Christmas tree and gifts,
eggnog at the club.

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You know, everything
but the woo-woo stuff.

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"Woo-woo stuff"?

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I'm sorry.

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Is that offensive?

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I just mean the whole God thing.

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So, you are an atheist?

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Oh, I-I don't
like that word.

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I prefer, uh, sensible.

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[laughs]:
Oh, this is awesome.

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No one asked for your opinion.

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I-I'm glad it works
for you guys.

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That-That's what's great
about this country.

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We're all free
to believe whatever we want,

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even if it's a little...
[chuckles]

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Whatever we want.

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[laughs]

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What about at the hospital

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after your mother's stroke?

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You went to the chapel
and prayed for her.

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Sure, everybody gets religion
when they're in a jam.

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A jam?

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Like this one time.

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I'm flying across Texas
in a lightning storm.

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The plane's bouncing
all over the sky,

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and I think, "This is it.

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We're done."

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Then the guy next to me
turns out to be a rabbi.

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He starts praying,

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and I kid you not, I
went right with him.

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By the time we
landed in Houston,

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I was speaking Hebrew.

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But that prayer worked.

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So did the one at the hospital
for your mother.

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Well, hold on.

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I'm always praying for the
Lions to get to the Super Bowl.

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The closest they ever got

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was the NFC
Championship in '91.

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Now, you tell me,

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what kind of God makes
an entire city suffer

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for 30 long years?

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54 if you count
Super Bowls.

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Exactly.

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Take a piece.

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Roll a ball.

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Make a divot.
Dip and scoop.

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[door closes]

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Hey.

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Hi.
Hi.
Hey.

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How was dinner
with the Nigerians?

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Good. Spicy.

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Was there ever a time

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when we went to church
growing up?

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Well, sure.

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We were Unitarians for a while.

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What do they believe in?

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You name it. It's like
a religious buffet.

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You can run around the table

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and stick anything
in your mouth.

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But I was never
baptized.

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Well, sure you were.

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Well, kind of.
"Kind of"?

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Well, when you were a toddler,

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you almost drowned
in the bathtub.

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I dropped my drink,
yelled, "Holy Moses,"

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and yanked you
right out of there.

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That doesn't count
as a baptism.

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In the Unitarian church,
it does.

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00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,929
Well, what about us?

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00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:07,105
Well, after that I hired a nanny

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for all the bath-time stuff.

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00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:10,239
Oh, Mom.

243
00:10:10,282 --> 00:10:12,894
What?! You were
all very slippery.

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00:10:13,982 --> 00:10:15,940
Why are you asking
me about this?

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At dinner, the subject
of God came up,

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and I said I didn't believe.

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Now, why on earth would you
do something like that?

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00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,601
Well, why would I lie?

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To be polite,
you big dope!

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00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,257
It's too late now.

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I think I insulted them.

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[sighs]

253
00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:31,956
You can still fix this.

254
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,871
How?[grunts]

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Here's what you do.

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You call Abishola

257
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and you tell her
that on your way home,

258
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you picked up a filthy,
bearded hitchhiker,

259
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whose hygiene
at first

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repelled you but then...

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he turned out to be Jesus.

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Is she drunk?

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Little bit.

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But aren't all
great storytellers

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a little fond
of the grape?

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Thank you.

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You've all been
very helpful.

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Good night.

269
00:11:00,637 --> 00:11:02,378
Why'd we stop going
to that church?

270
00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:04,989
Well, your father and I had
religion shoved down our throats

271
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:07,644
when we were kids, and we didn't
want to do that to you.

272
00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,472
Ah, so, you actually
thought about it.

273
00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:10,516
Yeah, sure.

274
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,561
We figured
when you grew up,

275
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,258
you'd make
your own choices.

276
00:11:13,302 --> 00:11:15,173
Cool.
Yeah.

277
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,698
That still gives us
a couple of years.

278
00:11:22,354 --> 00:11:24,356
[phone buzzing]

279
00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:29,492
Hello, Bob.

280
00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:31,407
Wow, you pack a lot
of information

281
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,409
into two little words.

282
00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:38,675
Hey, look at that,
you don't need words.

283
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:40,068
Can I help you?

284
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:42,113
I want to apologize.

285
00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:43,549
You have nothing
to apologize for.

286
00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:45,508
You feel how you feel.

287
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,292
It is good that you told me.

288
00:11:47,336 --> 00:11:48,685
Well, if it's good,
then why am I

289
00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:50,905
burping up ogbono soup?

290
00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:55,170
More silence.

291
00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:57,215
I'm gonna need to gargle.

292
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,130
Say what you want to say.

293
00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:01,829
I acted like an idiot.

294
00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:03,569
I could've told you
how I feel about religion

295
00:12:03,613 --> 00:12:05,093
without being disrespectful.

296
00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,485
That is true.

297
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:07,704
And, if you're willing,

298
00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:09,358
I'd like to make it up to you.

299
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:12,491
I'd like to join you and your
family this Sunday at church.

300
00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:16,060
This Sunday?

301
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:17,758
Yeah.

302
00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:19,194
What changed?

303
00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:21,152
Are you suddenly a believer?

304
00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:22,719
No, not a full convert.

305
00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:24,329
Not yet, but

306
00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:26,244
I believe if something's
important to you,

307
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,116
then it's important to me.

308
00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:30,335
I appreciate that.

309
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:32,120
So, what do you say?
Could be fun.

310
00:12:32,163 --> 00:12:33,251
It will not be fun.

311
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,600
It will be church.

312
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,385
Right, so it's a date?

313
00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:37,560
It is not a date.

314
00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:39,431
It is church.

315
00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:40,737
Right.

316
00:12:40,781 --> 00:12:42,173
Okay, I got some
other questions,

317
00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:44,262
but I'll just check
the website.

318
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,351
Good night, Bob.Good night.

319
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,397
Oh, no.

320
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,229
[quiet music plays]

321
00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:55,796
Isn't it
wonderful?

322
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,667
The two young lovebirds,
worshipping God

323
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,888
alongside the
wise old owl.

324
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,933
[sucks teeth]

325
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,203
Oluwa mi o.

326
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,293
[indistinct chatter]

327
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,298
I'm really sorry.

328
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,344
Just walk.

329
00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:26,652
Good morning,
brothers and sisters.

330
00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:27,871
CONGREGATION:
Good morning!

331
00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:29,830
Oh, good morning.

332
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:30,874
PASTOR:
Praise the Lord

333
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,050
that we are all
gathered together

334
00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,836
on this beautiful morning
for worship.

335
00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:37,750
CONGREGATION:
Praise the Lord!Praise the Lord!

336
00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:39,448
PASTOR:
Welcome all

337
00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:41,842
who enter into the house of God

338
00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:43,669
with open arms!

339
00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:46,498
Do we have any
new worshippers here today?

340
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,025
Uh, yeah, right here.

341
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,069
Ah!

342
00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:53,549
Welcome, brother.

343
00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:54,550
Thank you.

344
00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:55,725
Happy to be here.

345
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,118
What is your name, my friend?

346
00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:59,120
CONGREGATION:
Bob!

347
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:01,905
Bob.

348
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,428
Come on up here, Bob.

349
00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:05,300
Oh, uh, that's okay.

350
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:07,258
Everyone, welcome Bob!

351
00:14:07,302 --> 00:14:09,478
[mouthing]

352
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,701
Hi.

353
00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:17,355
Hello, Bob.

354
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,444
And thank you, Sister Abishola,

355
00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:23,405
for bringing a new disciple
into the fold.

356
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:26,669
Bob, are you a religious man?

357
00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:27,670
Oh, no.

358
00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:28,801
Uh, no.

359
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:31,892
But I wasn't really
raised that way.

360
00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:33,067
Not to blame my parents, but if

361
00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:36,070
there's blame to assign,
there you go.

362
00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:39,551
He's dying up there.

363
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:40,988
Brothers and sisters,

364
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:44,034
we have been given
a golden opportunity

365
00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:46,167
to bring
this lost sheep

366
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,082
back into the flock.

367
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,474
Let us pray.

368
00:14:49,518 --> 00:14:52,303
You need me for
this pa-- okay.

369
00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:56,220
PASTOR:
Dear Heavenly Father, we call

370
00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:59,310
upon you to save
the soul of this man.

371
00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:01,704
Whether he knows it
or not,

372
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:04,489
it was your love that
brought him here today.

373
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:07,275
Lord, you called home
your prodigal son,

374
00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:08,972
so he might not suffer

375
00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,279
the wretched indignity

376
00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:13,803
of eternal damnation!

377
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:14,978
CONGREGATION:
Amen!

378
00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:16,458
Amen.

379
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:17,981
Oh, merciful Lord,

380
00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:20,592
let him see the light
of Jesus Christ

381
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:22,377
shining into
his very being.

382
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,379
Let him feel
your benevolence,

383
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:27,904
your love,
your power!

384
00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:28,905
CONGREGATION:
Amen!

385
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:30,602
Yeah, amen.

386
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:33,214
God, enter his body!

387
00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:35,825
Enter his body now!

388
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,435
Do you feel
the spirit, Bob?

389
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,480
Well, I feel something.

390
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,612
He is saved!

391
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:42,005
CONGREGATION:
Praise the Lord!

392
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,180
You may be seated.

393
00:15:43,224 --> 00:15:45,008
Okay, thanks
for everything.

394
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,489
That was very brave!

395
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,534
Give him a hand!

396
00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:52,842
You hear that?
I was brave.

397
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:58,413
Hey, this was fun,
we should do it again.

398
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,589
We do it every Sunday.

399
00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:04,549
Hello, Bob.

400
00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:06,377
Hey, CVS!

401
00:16:06,421 --> 00:16:08,466
Oh, you are too kind.

402
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,859
How you been?

403
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,166
I recently had
a sinus infection,

404
00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:14,342
but it responded
well to a

405
00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:16,866
course of antibiotics,
which thanks to my insurance

406
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,477
and employee discount,
cost next to nothing.

407
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,131
Can't beat that.
You can,

408
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:24,700
but only if you are eligible
for Medicare Part D.

409
00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:26,006
I like you.

410
00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:27,616
You're quirky.

411
00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,139
Isn't life curious?

412
00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:31,620
There was a time you and
I were romantic rivals.

413
00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,622
Mm-hmm.
But that time
has passed.

414
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:35,450
You are now with the
wonderful Abishola,

415
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,279
and I am with the
equally wonderful Kemi.

416
00:16:38,322 --> 00:16:39,280
That's great.

417
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,281
I'm happy for you.

418
00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:42,413
Yes, I am happy as well.

419
00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:44,459
Good.

420
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,592
May I ask you a
personal question?

421
00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:48,724
Yeah, sure.

422
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,466
Does your mother get
along with Abishola?

423
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:52,641
Oh, yeah, she loves her.

424
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,121
Probably more
than she loves me, why?

425
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:57,907
My mother and Kemi,
they are like...

426
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,083
nifedipine and clarithromycin.

427
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:01,954
Both make your
life better,

428
00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:05,349
but together they will cause
your kidneys to shut down.

429
00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,090
So, like oil and water?

430
00:17:07,134 --> 00:17:08,613
Oh, that's good.

431
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,441
I never heard that.

432
00:17:10,485 --> 00:17:12,791
Regardless, I understand
your situation, you know?

433
00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:15,577
Uh, but, there comes a time,
you got to choose.

434
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,274
You got to look your mother
in the eye and say,

435
00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:19,363
"It's not about you anymore,
I'm my own man."

436
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:20,799
Interesting.

437
00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,845
Kemi said something
similar the other night

438
00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:25,152
when she was bathing me.

439
00:17:25,195 --> 00:17:27,719
Okay, feels
like we caught up.

440
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:29,852
I'm gonna go mingle.

441
00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:31,245
Thank you, Bob.

442
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:33,551
Hey, Dele!

443
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,771
Yep.

444
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:41,516
Thank you.

445
00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:44,519
We haven't been here
for a while.

446
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,129
You remember
our first date?

447
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:47,652
You asked me
if I had any hobbies.

448
00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:49,219
[chuckles] Yeah.

449
00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:52,004
[Nigerian accent]: "Nigerians
do not do useless things."

450
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,659
We do not like being
mocked, either.

451
00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:57,009
Was trying to be cute,
never mind.

452
00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:59,011
When you said
to the pastor

453
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:00,970
that you accepted
Jesus into your heart,

454
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,885
did you mean it?

455
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,452
Well, I couldn't say
no, the guy was

456
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:07,281
palming my head
like a basketball.

457
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:09,718
I was going for cute
again, I'm sorry.

458
00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:10,849
What am I going
to do with you?

459
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:12,373
What do you mean?

460
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,724
How do I spend my life
with a man who has no god?

461
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:18,770
Well, maybe God
put me in your life

462
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:20,032
so you could
bring me to him?

463
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,817
You do not believe that.

464
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:25,777
Abishola, I-I'm not sure
I believe in God,

465
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:28,737
but I do believe
in miracles.

466
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,914
I mean, why else would a woman
like you be with a guy like me?

467
00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:34,786
The free socks.

468
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,745
Don't be cute.

469
00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,843
We should have dinner sometime
with Bob and Abishola.

470
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:48,974
You think so?

471
00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:50,672
Absolutely.

472
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:53,153
He and I had a very nice
conversation at church.

473
00:18:53,196 --> 00:18:54,719
Good man.

474
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:56,156
Let's do it.

475
00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:58,767
Should we go to a restaurant
or should I cook?

476
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,682
Ah, you should cook.

477
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,684
Okra soup?

478
00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:04,947
That would be
wonderful.

479
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,863
Of course, we'd have
to invite Mummy.

480
00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:09,908
Of course.

481
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:17,046
Oops, I dropped the soap.

482
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,049
CHUKWUEMEKA:
Ah, forget Mummy!

483
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:27,361
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